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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 3 (00:08):
Welcome along to the Hierarchy Breakfast. It's the fifth of May.
It's a Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
And the year, just in.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Case you didn't know been asleep for the last five months,
is twenty twenty six.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
And the month is May. And I've only just realized
that May is both the Comedy Fest and New Zealand
Music Month. They should have they should have got together
on that one and had a bit of a yarn.
Hey we're going to do that on the same month
because people probably can't afford to gether gigs of both,
you know. So anyway, Yeah, good point Comedy Fest and

(00:38):
New Zealand Music Month.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
I think there's other things too, are there?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yeah? What are the months? What are the months? We're
dealing with?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Festival of Water and Light?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Is it? Cheers? Now? What a busy month we're gonna have.
I'm not going to be able to get to all this.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
And I know you don't read box, but it's the
Reader's Writers Festival.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Oh my mess has read a book and one weekend.
Oh yeah, yeah, so.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
I prefer to have my books read to me. Yeah,
it's a slightly eludist attitude, but I do prefer it
that way.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Can you consider to yourself to have read a book
if you listen to the audiobook? Yes you can. Well
will you say that you've I read this book the
other day.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
I listened to this book the other day. It's quite
sound the same.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
It's not quite the same. Could we technically consider this
show to be a book? Then? If that's all the
qualifications are well, Chapter one has been a don't wait
to see our Chapter two is gonna it's a real cliffhanger.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Welcome along Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast and.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
You have to find out what's going on beyond our
Prime Minister being in Singapore and losing a tie off
with the Premiere of Singapore.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Anyone, I didn't see this.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
The Premier of Singapore tied to the most perfect time
you've ever seen your entire life?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Double Ones? Nah?

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Yeah, I think it was a double one's double. It
was wide at the top and then it went into narrow.
It was it was it's actually it was a beautiful
tie wide.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Are the basin narrow at the tip.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Whereas our prime Minister goes with the fat all through tie,
which I've I've spoken to him about this before, in fact,
on this very show I've said, dude, you need to
change the way you tie tie.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
I think bar of it. No, he's going with the
double windsor as he's going with the boarding school double
windsor as Chris luxon.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
It's too wide in the in the in the bottom
part as it gets towards so the top being the
bit at the neck, that's okay, you want that.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Whiteish Yeah, well it's to cover the button, isn't it. Yep?
And it does depend on the color that you're running.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
And then as it goes down the shirt into the
bottom part of the triangle, the bottom part of the
triangle should be a little bit narrower.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
I'm looking at it now.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
His one's too wide, it's too thick.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
That's how you can tell he didn't go to boarding school.
I think. Because this is the I know you you'll
be in this situation where you have to tie ties
for your mates. Like if you ever at a wedding,
was you know, get a mate chucking on a suit
doesn't wear suit very often.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah, you get to tie the tie for them. Yeah,
so it's a weird thing to know how to do.
But yeah, if you do go to a school where
you have to wear a tie, yeah you learn quite quick.
Although when I went to school, when I first started
going to school at five, we had to wear a
tie and they had proper ties, right, and so at
just before you went home from school, a standard four,

(03:23):
which in those days was a year what a year
six year six would come down and there was a
particular year Sex that would be assigned to you, and
that year Sex would do your tie for you. Yeah,
because you didn't you took your tie off, you know,
you arrived at school, took your tie off, and then
did class and then but you put your tie and

(03:43):
blazer on to go home again, stupid silly old English tradition.
And then so the year Sex would tie your tie
for you, and you got to know the year Sex.
It's kind of like a buddy situation. And then but
then the dictation was that by the end of the
first term you'd be married, you would in a relationship

(04:11):
that would have been What they did expect was that
you would They would have taught you how to tell
your tie, and you'd be able to tie yourself.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah, there's a five year old of self sufficiency.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
So you learned to tell your time. And only the
kids that were a little bit you know, useless, they
they maybe took them to term two, but essentially every
single kid in my class by the end of term
two you didn't want your tie boy turning up and
you know, you wanted to be able to do it yourself.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Not that from Singapore.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
And and so yeah, so you can you learn how
to do it from five. Now if you're doing a
tie every day from five.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
And then at a certain point you start wondering what
other kind of ties are there? So I'm running. I
think the standard is the single ones that that's generally
what people teach you. That's sort of around once and
then down and then you'll go the double and that'll
that'll just fat in the neck out. Now, that's a
good one. If you are about to go and to
assembly and you know they're going to check your tie,
but you've lost the top button on your shirt, so

(05:06):
you go the double winsor because it's wider and you
can just go straight through.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah, sure, And I think that's it. I mean, I
see Prince Charles is running one at the moment. It's
quite a longer, kind of a thin sort of a technique, right,
But I wonder whether that's just the type of tie
that he's using that it doesn't have the thin end
and the thinck end. It might just be all the
way through one size.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
When I was coming through high school, that's when the
pencil thin tires were coming back in the fashion. Yes,
so right around ball season. So I went to my
first ball Yes, sweat has got the fat tie on
like everyone else. All goods stuck under the next one
and everyone else got the skinny tie and was like
hew uh non telling me about this, Yeah, subscribe to
those magazines.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
I don't know, well, I remember the first time around them.
But the skinny tie and the teachers that used to
wear leather ties. This is this is in the late eighties,
thin leather ties.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
A little strip of animal skin around your neck.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Yeah, mister King, the Form one teacher, he was a
pretty cool customer and he had the thin red leather tie.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
And there's a big difference in those days. Yeah, the
teachers who wore the walk shorts with the longs hose
with the long socks. Oh yeah, walk shorts, long socks
and the short sleeve shirt with the tie tie. And
then the teachers who just wore the well, they are
pleated pants with the cool pointy shoes with the white
socks and then the long, thin leather tie.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Damn yeah with the white shirt with the long sleeve.
All right, So what do we need to get a
what did you call it? A standard? For kid from
a Catholic primary school to follow the prime sies, they
need a tie boy. I think you might need a
tie boy. Something needs to happen.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
I think it just makes your head look particularly not
that I'm judging.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Jerry and Mini.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
The breakfast is my regular hot girl walk. Yesterday, we
get a new walkway. You've seen it. It's it's just
off the Northwestern Motorway in the neighborhood that I live in.
It's a cool looking thing. It's like it's sort of
rust colored, and where I live as a peninsula, and
there's like a history kind of thing that turns into
a creek that goes all the way up and eventually

(07:10):
what they're going to do is link the east and
west coast of the country with this walkway.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Really, So there's a walkway that goes across the east
and west coast of Walkland.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah, which is the skinniest part of the country. Is
that right? It's like it's not that far.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
So you walk over from like Piha or something, you
walk over the hills.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
No, I think there's like the Monaco Harbor can somehow
link up to that, which is technically the west coast, Okay,
but yeah, it's not quite all the way over there. Beautiful.
It has taken a good couple of years for it
to open, and finally it has opened. Unfortunate thing about
it is it actually kind of doesn't really go anywhere,
like there's not It's a beautiful little walkway stinks at
low tide, but then it just sort of ends and

(07:48):
they haven't finished the next part of it. Eventually you'll
be able to walk all the way out west, but
at the moment, Australia for Australia. Eventually you'll be able
to walk through to Australia. Yeah, they're going to bridge
that and eventually, and I'm looking forward to that, and
so I'm building up my fitness until I can get
to that point. But brand spanking you like brand spanking you.
There's not a chip out of the in fact, that's

(08:09):
still constructing it as you're walking along. This guy's working
on it still. No, No, it's entirely middle so it's
like it's rust colored but it's painted. And then the
floor is like a steel mish sort of thing that
you can walk along. How's the grip very grappy, so
it's been coated with like a grippy sort of substance
on it. So yeah, very very grappy. It's great. And

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so as I was walking along yesterday, there were a
couple of ladies in front of me. One of them
was pushing a pram, the other one walking a dog.
At one point, the dog stopped and the lady kept
looking forward the dog is behind her. Dog locked eyes
with me and then just laid the biggest, creamiest dump
on this brand new footpath. There's brand new walkway that's

(08:55):
just been put there. And as I was looking at it,
you know, you know when you're walking a dog and
dog just stops, You can give it a tug and
it'll keep walking or whatever, but you can tell. I
think there's a difference when you know this dog's been
taking a long time it's taken it dump? Was it?

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Was it one of those retractable leads.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
That just no, no, no, it was it was just
a you know, solid solidly So she stopped too, She
stopped too, and then her mate had to stop too,
and she was looking directly a hit, making a I think,
making a point of not looking back at the dog,
so that she would have plausible deniability to be like, oh,
I didn't know, Oh dog's taken.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Dump you stop, you know?

Speaker 1 (09:33):
And yeah, so how did she not have anything with
her even just a stick and flick it into the ocean,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Rather than was there a stick at hand?

Speaker 1 (09:42):
No? Well again any foliage? No, no foliage, because we're
out on a on a walkway boardwalk over the over
the swamp. So no, she didn't turn around. She didn't
see you, She saw me and then looked straight ahead.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
She didn't say to you, you don't have a bag,
bunny chance?

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Do you na? She didn't what I can't pack up
my dog's crap for me. So that's a friend spanking
new walkway. And now there's just this big creamy dog
shit a little bit.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
What do you doing that? I mean, she's taken a dog.
Generally you want to take some kind of bag and
maybe a sick and dump. Now I've been caught out
sickond dumping before. Okay, so I've taken one bag and
then next thing you know, there's been a secondary dump.

Speaker 5 (10:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Yeah, And it's like I've got and I've just looked
around and made sure because there would have been someone looking.
And I'm just I'm putting my hands up and I'm saying,
because anyone's looking as a sick and dump for me,
well not me, but my dog, I might as well
be taking the dump, all.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Right, benefit of the doubt. I'm going to give a
sick and dump.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
It must have been sick and dump because otherwise you're
taking a bag.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
He's just taking one bag.

Speaker 5 (10:44):
Normally you would take one bag.

Speaker 6 (10:45):
The other problem is the secondary dump as usually a
little runnier and consistency.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Alright, So this was definitely a sick and dump suggestion.
Oh was it fair enough? You'd like to think? So
she's wearing ugboots, so I think maybe.

Speaker 7 (11:01):
Not the Okay, Okay, I got it.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
Jerry in the.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Night the Breakfast circulated sport headlines. Thanks to export Ultra
the beer for here Nathan Cleary is back at the
front of the dlam Medal race for the NRL's Best Player.
Penrith halfback picked up five points from the narrow win
over Manly to complete round nine, whereas Ford Jackson Ford
is now two points back on thirty one points, failing

(11:30):
to get a single point from the big win over
the Eels despite making fifty tackles and running for one
hundred and seventy seven meters.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
It just shows the whole delim medal things just a crack,
isn't it really? Because I don't think there's anyone who's
ever watched rugby league who thinks Nathan clear is a
better player than Jackson Ford.

Speaker 6 (11:47):
Qustion, guys, because obviously, you know a lot of our
weekends revolve around when the Warriors are playing. But this
weekend they have a by So what do we what
do we do this weekend?

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Hang over with your family to come man, what.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
It's not you know, or clean the car? How about
watching an old Warriors game.

Speaker 5 (12:05):
Oh that's a good idea.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Yeah, but you've never seen before and you don't know
the result to that's a good idea.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Here's a stupid idea. I've always thought that, and this
is something for the tear better figure out. But if
you could somehow prove that you hadn't seen a game
and you were watching it on replay, you should be
allowed to bet on it. Yeah, you know what I mean.
And everybody goes, oh, how would you prove that. I
don't know. That's up to the tear b I don't
have the budget for these kind of things. But if
there's a way that they could figure out that, you could,
you know, scan your brain and be like, I have
not hand or heart, have not seen this game. Should

(12:33):
be able to bet on it.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
A second string Nottingham Forest has taken a further step
towards Premier League Football survival by inflicting Chelsea's sixth consecutive
top flight defeat Forrest Triumph three to one, which keeps
them sixteenth on forty two points. There's a buffer of
six to the relegation zone. Or It's captain Chris Wood
came on in the sixty sixth minute. Oh he plays

(12:54):
for Noting Forest. Yeah, is that why we're interested?

Speaker 1 (12:56):
I think I think it is. This is a good point.
We were had a month out from the Football World Cup.
This week in the Auckland. See they're playing in the
playoffs in the A League as well. We need a
football correspondent, We need the voice of the round ball
here on this sport, on the show ahead of the
World Cup in particular. So if you get in touch
on three four o three, any suggestions. I gotta be honest,

(13:18):
I think football a little bit of a blind spot
for this show.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Should we go to the top with Wynton Rufer. I
understand he's got some controversial opinions, but I don't think
he likes people. Yeah, and former Hybrid Flanka wing Eric
Rush believes Lester fangan Uku has displayed the skill set
required to fill the roof for the All Blacks.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Well, I don't know if he'll be the seven for
the All Blacks. He may be. I tell you what
he has done though, is I reckon he's cemented himself
a spot in the twenty three. But just the versatile
you've got to have that guy in there. I mean
he can cover. So it now means that you don't
need to pack an outside back because your reserved flanker
can cover, center can cover. Wing said he put his

(14:00):
hand up for half back this week.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Yeah, that's the way the future. Russia's finding a uku
possesses the physical attributes and skills necessary to operate effectively
end both the forwards and the bags. It's just something
that we already new. Noise, he wouldn't have been good
footy for that. Yeah, I'd say they work that out
there at the Crusaders pretty quickly. This lister's all right

(14:24):
at footy, and it turns out you can play anywhere.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
Jerry and the hot Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
I don't know if you saw the story last night.
The first time driverless commercial trucks have delivered freight completing
a three hundred and seventy k journey from Houston to
Dallas on time. So it's on time.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
We need to expect that with you, they might be
winning me over here.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
So the company is called bot Auto, and they, of
course they think that autonomous trucks of the future. Since
there are no drivers, they don't face fatigue, they don't
need breaks obviously, So theoretically it's going to reduce costs.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
We go where sometimes humans do not want to go.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
I forty five is very challenging.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
There's a lot of traffic.

Speaker 8 (15:08):
You ask any truck company what their biggest problem is.
It's usually the drivers keeping them safe and keeping them
out of accidents. With automated trucks, those things are easier
to deal with, is.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
That guy I bought this?

Speaker 7 (15:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Like at didn't they easier to keep off the purse too? Yeah?
Probably the AI bot probably easier.

Speaker 6 (15:26):
To keep off the of the p drug testing those.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Bots, they wouldn't have to would oh I would you
have to test to see if they get a virus? Perhaps?

Speaker 3 (15:34):
So apparently they're legal, only illegal in some states, Yeah,
which is interesting.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah, we were over there last year. We went on
I believe we went on that highway and it does
mean to remember we had the bus driver, the bus
driver of Dome. He was driving and he was he
had He told us about halfway through the trip he
had like four guns on him. He's pecking, he was,
boy was and one of those lunch bags just needed

(16:00):
to shoot a juice box. I don't know. Anyway, At
one point, Lane's asking him a bunch of questions about
America or something, and he's talking to him. One hand
on the steering wheel and just turns around back and
he's just looking and not looking where he's going. We
come off the road, Yeah, this and we're doing like
one hundred and thirty hundred and forty k along this highway. Yeah,

(16:20):
he was.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
You're right, it was terrifying. But I was saying thing
to myself, if you could be a little less gun focused, Yes, yeah,
for imaginary bad guys that you think you're gonna have
to protict.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Us from a little bit more. Yeah, because we.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
Stopped, Remember we stopped at that restaurant, and he wasn't
that apple Yeah, Applebee's. He wasn't that keen to come
on he because also he was slightly concerned because he
didn't have a gun there to predict us. He came
in with a gun.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Who's apologizing for it? And I was like, oh, hold on,
So there's like, let's have there's twenty people in here
right now, ten of the masks, ten other randoms. Someone
comes in with a gun starts shooting. How are you
gonna know who's the who's the good guy, and who's
the bad guy, and twenty guys are all shitting in you.
You know, you gotta be honest respectfully to him. Yeah,
it was hardly Jack reach it.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
You know, I think it's the I think that thing
everyone wants to be a hero.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yeah, definitely in America, bigx Tickson and said I watched
the driverless taxi in China on Instagram terrified. Yeah, well
we went and did you get in a driverless taxi
in Austin? Yeah? I went in a couple of them.
They are trippy, man. So you get in the front seat,
the driver's seats empty, and there's just the steering wheel
turns by itself. Yeah, drives It is crazy. How how

(17:31):
good that switches lanes at bloody drive, take the corner,
does everything for you.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
They don't drive very quickly.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
No, they drive like an old Grannye.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Yeah, it's like, come on mate, speed it up. You
should be able to push a function on your app
which says drive like a mania, give it something because
I like a I like my Uber driver attack to
have a crown get. I want to put them into
attack mode sportsmande. Yeah, I don't want defensive I do too.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
And then there's the other thing, was so that they're
very very trippy to been one of those but great
when you when you're pretty chopped. Then there was that
they were walking down the street and we saw them
all on smoker, like, where does a driverless cargo and
it's on smoker. Let's pull into a parking lot.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
They don't just drive around, which does make sense because
it was a fear for a while they were actually
going to create more traffic because they'd be driving around
all the time.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Yeah, while we were over there, I was what we
were watching the news. There was a news story a
cop had pulled one over and I was talking to
no one. Nothing in the training manual for that.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
I was talking to the steering wheel Jerry and Mini
for the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
We're talking about driverless trucks, which a company called bot
Auto is getting into over in the States. They are
over in Texas, big flat roads in Texas. Yeah, like
Texas is a big flat state.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Yeah, because I know with those taxis that we went in,
the driverless ones, they had to map the whole city
center out of that place, so they would only go
places where they had already mapped themselves, if you know
what I mean. They wouldn't just go out. Willie Nelly
anyway asked them to because that would be annoying. Imagine
if you just hoped them one of those driverless taxis
and us to bugger off out into the desert and

(19:07):
then you just never get it back again. Yeah you're
supposed to do.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Then, Yeah, I suppose there is that. Yeah, it's not
making decisions. So apparently a big push. A big reason
is that obviously you've got roads that are sitting there
that at night are being used because a lot of
trucks drive at night.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
But in fact I've driven recently late at night, and
I noticed that it's just mainly trucks. But if most
of the trucks are moved tonight, yeah, and you would
surely shore up a little bit of space. Although it
was our traffic congestion on our main state highways of
New Zealand, is that mainly truck congestion?

Speaker 1 (19:40):
I think there is a lot of a lot of
it is You're right, So then you just send out
the robots at night and everyone else knows, hey, don't
go out at night. The robots are out. Yeah, that
be the way to go.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Yeah, I think so, it's it's just sort of it's
an efficiency. I see the in terms of employment though,
one point two percent of New Zealand's total work force
force is taken up for is taken up by truck drivers.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Right, And I would say it's quite a lot. Yeah,
thirty of our audience made up of truck drivers as well.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
Yeah, the broader commercial road transport sector, which includes drivers
career drivers other than rolls two point two percent of
all filled jobs in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
It can only do certain things though, like that truck
drive the automated truck can only drive the truck to
the shop, you know, but load you can't load things,
can't unload things, you couldn't take livestock, and a driverless
truck you would need a driver on board there, you
know what I mean, There's certain things that AI is
never going to replace.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
When is a sheep going to drive its own truck?

Speaker 5 (20:37):
Never?

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Like can we not get a sheep?

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Have you seen a sheep try and walk on full legs?
They could barely do that and never can be able
to drive a truck.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
So truck driving the eleventh most common occupation in New Zealand. Yeah,
see that would be made. I mean there's a lot
of jobs in that situation.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
You are. And then who when we want to do
a wacky promo, is going to try and is going
to fill that truck up and then run around at nude?
I know, No one.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
No, these are the issues I just did. I messaged
Bruce our kinky.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Bruce, would Chapman's doing this?

Speaker 5 (21:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (21:07):
I said, do you think AI trucks are more or
less dangerous? Bruce said less dangerous, Babe.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Yeah. But Bruce, no human error or road.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
Rage to worry about, just coding calculations, making decisions.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Road rage is a good point. No road rage. Well, look, Bruce,
you think that, now, wait till you get out there
and see some of the drivers we've got on arrows.
I think you'd be surprised.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Jeremy Wells and the Nis to It, The Hodarchy Breakfast,
Jerry and Midnight.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
The Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
Should we start up the Seymour sweep State?

Speaker 1 (21:38):
We should so. Long term listeners of this show will
know that last year I feel like each of us
we had basically a rotating carousel of one of us
was sick at any given moment, and it lasted for
the entirety of winter, and all we did was we
would just get on the seam Wars and Sol dron Cauldre.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
So thank you, I'm please you pointed that out quickly.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Now the now, the the seamals For newer listeners, of
the show. This is the sidor ef dream that David
Seymour got put back on the shelves. I was gonna say, initially,
did we see a massive spike in myth and fittering.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Yes, we did, But it's.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Anyone looking into that though, because for the longest time
that was taking off the shells because people were like, oh, well,
you can make myth out of it. That we put
a we put it back on the shelves, and all
of a sudden the wastewater test things like myth has
gone up by double and we can't figure out how.
Maybe it's the bloody seamours. I don't know, no, because
I think it must be different. You must be what's
one of the it's it's one of.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
The things that's in mythmpetamine, But it's not surely that
testing for actual myth and featamina not quadrial.

Speaker 5 (22:44):
It doesn't feel different.

Speaker 6 (22:45):
When I go into a pharmacy and they treatment like
a criminal.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Oh god, they need to know that you're not gonna
go and take that stuff out and start baking it up,
turning it into myth.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
But evidently somewhat is. Anyway, I noticed this morning we
were all Sniffley when we came in. So I was one,
and should we start the Seamour sweet states that people
want to have a guess on three four eight three,
who's going to be the first person to go down
crook this change of season.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
Yeah, so just let's say where we're sitting right now,
because otherwise people need to know exactly where the base point.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
People need to know what they've been on. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
I feel like I'm always running some kind of just
mild recently, just a mild cold.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
I think it's got something to do with my cold swimming.
I'm doing a lot of cold swimming. Yeah, and it's
freezing at the moment. It's getting down to currently sixteen degrees. Yeah,
it's no frame of reference for that. That's pretty cold.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Freezes at zero. That's better than a yeah, it's it's cold.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
You know, you wouldn't want to hang around it. It's
not bone shillingly cold, but you're not you're not in
there for fun game actually, but you're not in there.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah, certain swimming put it that way.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
Yeah, So I wonder whether that's got something to do
with it, whether you just can and I think if
you just run a constant mild cold. It just wards
off any any other colds. Maybe it's sort it takes,
it takes, it occupies, It does an occupancy inside of
your body lords off other ones.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
I feel like all the ice bath, heat therapy stuff
is when life gets too easy, start looking for challenges,
possibly because you don't see broke people getting you said
for that anyway, Okay, so you you're what what what
are you running out of? A ten? Currently?

Speaker 3 (24:25):
I would describe it as a three. Damn A mild
I would describe it as a mild malaise. It's just
maybe it's just that I'm knocking on.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
The door of fifty. Do you only have five available
to you? Maybe?

Speaker 3 (24:36):
Yeah, yeah, I can't remember the last time I was ten.

Speaker 6 (24:39):
Perhaps I at the moment, I'm running a slightly stuff,
you know, is the thing that's getting me though, as
it's seems to be going down the back of my
throat and I've got something just hanging in there. I've
popped in a cure or koughly this morning as well,
and we know about.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
This cule addiction of yours. Ruder.

Speaker 6 (24:58):
They're delicious and they're medicated lozenges that you can get
at your super much you.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Would be in the top one percent of Cure old
users in the world. They should have you on some
kind of program.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
I don't know if they want him advertising, that's.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Probably, but also is something to do with that operation
you had a while back. N that worked at nasal
operation where they got a chisel and shoved it up
your nose and hacked away at the inside of your
nasal cavity.

Speaker 6 (25:24):
You took a little bit of bone away, took a
little bit of skin away.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
I thought that was a lobotomy.

Speaker 6 (25:28):
No, no, no, no, no, that was the other one. That
was the one two years ago.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
You came back a different man.

Speaker 6 (25:32):
The other thing at the moment as well. Eagle eared
listeners of the show will notice there's been a lot
of turning off of microphones and and then the microphones
come back on. I think all three of us have
been guilty of that since the summer flu season has
been Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
There was a weird summer flu season that went around. Yeah,
well you missed that. I missed it. You might be
going down to Zoe very sniffly in the mornings. I
will say that she tends to come right and in
the sniffles, the attitud doesn't. But I think, what are
you running out at a ten? There's she's she's an eight. Eight,

(26:10):
she's an eight, but she still has ten available to her.
You know, yeah, you're a three?

Speaker 3 (26:17):
'mer three? What were you ready? You didn't give it
a number?

Speaker 5 (26:19):
Now, I'd run constantly about four point five?

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Four point five? You know what about you? Yesterday? I
was probably at about eight or a nine. I was
a bit tired. I lost a bit of sleep last night,
and so I'm running at about a sex this morning.
Sex yep. And that's the more rundown you get, the
more likely to end up on the seamos. So you go,
I don't know who's your who's your bit for who's

(26:43):
going to go down first? Well, I mean I'm betting
on myself. Can you bet on yourself?

Speaker 6 (26:49):
Because you can really our eutine bit responsible.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Only the waters.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Okay, I'm going to say you minight, I'm going to Mania.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
I'm going Jerry.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
Jury in the night, the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
We're just running a sea more sweep steak. Who's the
first person to get on the seam? Was we sold
you on on the show?

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Yeah, that's right, and it's brave and I know a
lot of people out there with physical jobs are just
an awe of the fact that we can come in
here and sit down for three to four hours and look.
So those that's we do it for you.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
For those people who are out there say, how do
you bring your cold into the workplace? You should be
staying at home. The practicality of that decision, the actual
practicalities of that, Like if I really called you guys
up and I said to you on a on a
Monday night, I've got a cold.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
I'm not coming in tomorrow morning.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Yeah, I know that. Look at Rudor's face and I
know what you judge me.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
I'll come on, mate, Finally he's out of my way.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Come on, pick it upiffocating the show. Just a cold,
and you'll sometimes see how professionals say you should people
who have colds and flues should stay flu Yes, stay
the hell away, don't bring your flu in here. But
a cold. You've got to soldier on with the cold.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
Yeah, and we do. And it's brave and it's going
to happen. But who's going to happen. So first, we'll
be having the sweeps this morning. I reckon, it's gonna
have it to Jerry. I reckon, he's gonna get run down.
He does more than me, and I can control a
couple of my variables, Like this text that's just come
through before. Chuffing darts makes me cough up all the
negativity brewing inside there, including viruses. You want to stay healthy,
consider medicinal cigarettes. You know why, I believe that.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
Once upon a time, when I was a smoker, I
used to believe in the you smoke out a cold,
and I try and smoke it out, but nine times
out of ten I ended up with bronchitis. Yeah, man,
I had a lot of bronchitis growing. I mean it
makes sense now.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Does Yeah? Who would have thought and hailing smoke to
and already what a moron running on one cylinder left?
What an idiot? What about this one? Myth Us may
have increased since supply probably increased, reducing the price thanks
to Seymour making the new raw materials easier and cheaper
to excess. Really, all I'm saying is we took that
stuff off the shelves because apparently people were making myth

(28:54):
out of it. We put it back on the shelves.
Within a year, the myth rate has doubled.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Well. I wondered whether and not the Waiteboader testing could
tell the difference between pseudo e for dream, which is
the active ingredient and quadrial seymour soldiering on with it
and methamphetamine, which is obviously the drug which is now
the most common drug in New Zealand in terms of
illegal drugs that people take. And apparently you'd have to think, no,

(29:21):
you can tell the difference.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Yeah, well, they're two completely different substances.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Yeah, but they have a similar part to them, I know.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
But it's not like putting a tomato and a sandwich
with that's still a tomato, you know what I mean.
They change the the chemical structure of it. Anyway, reach
out scientists. Another text on three four O three just
feed the chickens with my son. It's our morning routine really.
And then this one here Jerry first, no doubt. Okay,
that's interesting to know, Erry.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
Jerry and the Hotiarchy breakfast.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Do your triman nose? Is you trimea noses? Yes?

Speaker 3 (29:55):
Actually no, I don't. I just pulled them out nowadays.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
I know because I watched you do it live on
the radio.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Now on the radio or on the podcast. I feel
like I save it for the podcast.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
We do a pocket is that we do person you
do personal grooming in the podcast if you didn't know,
we do a podcast and on it Jerry grooms himself
better than grooming others. I suppose. So you you employ
the that just rip those suckers out with your hands method.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Yeah, I've moved to that method. I've worked through some
different techniques in my time.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
I didn't actually have any problem with nose here back
in the day. Like, it wasn't some issue that I had.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
I'm not a very hairy person. No, well i am,
but even me i've had I think it's about mid
thirties now. All of a sudden, you know, the other
day I went in for a haircut and then it
was jommy.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
Another twenty bucks and I'll a take your nose here.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Non't It wasn't that he just stuck that clipper right
inside my ear. He's pulling it out from the ears.
He's pulling it out of the ears.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Okay, oh Greek man, I don't have any here.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
It's coming for once. It gets my age. So how
sore you? How have you begun to trim this well?
Back in the day.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
So I found that I didn't ever nose here problem,
and then I got one of those note well, somehow
I came across a nose here trim. I didn't even
know how how it arrived.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
And my am my being I have too, and I
know how it came free with another triummer. There it is.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
That's and I thought, I'll get that a go, and
so I did, and I cleaned out the nose hears
and then they grew back. And when they grew back,
they grew back and tackled my nose and I was like,
what's wrong with my nose? I'm just constantly and they
grew back quite fucking quite colt.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Long, dude, it's the worst I've done that too. So
I got this thing and I just jammed it up
there as beauty, and you know, for a day I
could breathe pretty well. Yeah, but then the it preckles
the inside of your nose. If you've ever had anything
prickled the inside of your nose, you're just walking around
with watery eyes all day.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
It's terrible. And so when it grew back, yeah, grew
back really tickley. And then I had to trim again
and I had to trim again, and then I got
and then the batteries ran out, and I stopped trimming.
And then I looked in the mirror the other day,
and I'm reasonably blind, but I look with the glop
with my glass. Oh Jesus, is here coming out? That's

(32:19):
actually that's come through the bottom of my nose. And
so I thought, I'll just tweeze it that sucker out.
So I tweezed it out. And then since then I've
been realizing that I can actually just grab them when they.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Come out to the bottom, and I just pulled them out. Now, Now,
does that make you cry? It? Does it make your
eyes water?

Speaker 3 (32:36):
It's not. I would describe it as.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Does it remind you you're alive? It does very much so.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
But I unfortunately now I just sort of if they're
not coming out at the bottom, I'm not grabbing them anymore,
because otherwise you're trimming at the inside. You meant to
have nose here. Put it that way.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Yeah, they're for a reason, meant to have as much
as I do. I don't know, but yeah, you're right.
The pulling thing works way better than stuff in the
old tree up. Someone said, nose he is used to
have a little trimmer especially designed for noses, but it
stopped working dealing. Yeah, well that was similar for me. Yeah. Oh,
I see what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, so what you're
just ripping them?

Speaker 3 (33:12):
So I'm ripping them? I mean, is that? Did you
guys find a defensive? When I ripped that yesterday? I
didn't put it on the desk? Did you put it
on the floor? Well, I dropped it, I did. I
mean it's a white desk, right, so you can you
can see if there's any here on this disk.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
There's no here. No, remember when we had that here
on the desk. I believe it was, so do I
because he's always found some out in Citio b before
as well. That's interesting.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
So are you guys are Would you pull a nose
here at work?

Speaker 1 (33:38):
For example?

Speaker 9 (33:39):
Umm?

Speaker 1 (33:40):
N wouldn't cross my mind. I'm too focused on the
job at hand.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
Ruder, would you pull a nose here at work?

Speaker 6 (33:46):
I would pull a nose here at work. But my
problem is I can't really get a good grip on
those suckers, so I still get the pinch of trying
to pull the thing out, but then it just stays
in there.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Williams just text through and probably didn't want his name
ri out on the radio. William got nose beers stuck
in my nose.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
Heirs Jerry and Mania for the hod Achy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Jerry and Mania joined the Complaints the Hodaki Breakfast discussion
group on Facebook for more.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
If you want to play It's Academic, We're going to
ask you five questions. All you need to do is
get three correct to win a fifty dollars Bunnings voucher,
and you will get your school's name itched into the
much vaunted It's Academic Roll of Honor alongside these esteemed
establishments dung.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
A Boys College, Moan Elizabeth Col Juli Boys, Sacred Hearts
Stuck this mor Morning, John's College, Hamilton Peters, Tranford boy
begins to College Forest for you high school in college,
I don't know College, Houston Boys, your boys Home high school,
Boys high School, mondor high School. I'm going to we
high school. Juris picking a hair out of his nose
in spots or College.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
If you listen very carefully, they'd realize that to pook
your high school is not on the much vaunted roll
of Honor for It's Academic let's fix that.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Good morning Andrew from Papamore. You're a farmer. How are
you getting on this morning?

Speaker 10 (34:54):
Oh? Yeah, good god, it's very good.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
It's the story you went to to Pookie High School?

Speaker 10 (34:58):
Yeah, unfortunately?

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Really what made it unfortunate?

Speaker 10 (35:03):
Oh yeah, our school was really my friends.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Much of the Tapuki thundergaring around at high school?

Speaker 7 (35:10):
It was a yeah, much short after mum.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Much short after her. Okay, Andrew, you know how this works. Say,
we're just going to ask you five questions. You've got
to get three correct. You can't pass. Should we get
into it?

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Are you sure? All right?

Speaker 3 (35:28):
First question for Andrew the Papamore farmer representing Tapuki High School.
How many points do you get for a win in
Super Rugby?

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Yeah? Well done?

Speaker 3 (35:39):
Name one of the three main men from the nineteen
eighty seven movie Three Men and a Baby. Yes, well done.
Which boy band had the nineteen ninety nine hit Flying
Without Wings? Okay are you passing on that?

Speaker 5 (36:00):
Mate?

Speaker 3 (36:02):
It's West Life. W. G. Grace is best known for
playing which sport.

Speaker 10 (36:09):
Basketball?

Speaker 3 (36:10):
No, it's cricket. Okay, you've got to get this money, Andrew.
I'm sure you can. What was the first capital of
New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Russell, Yes, he's done.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
It would have also accepted okiato or kuro Laeca and
old Russell as well. Well done Andrew, congratulations he won
a fifty dollars Bunnings voucher and more importantly to book
your high school.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
He has made it onto the role of on it.
Let it not be said that high school was not
Andrew's friend, because Andrew was high school's friend. And he's
just got them out of the much vaunted it's academic
roll of on It.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
Jerry and Mini the Hodikey breakfast time.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
For lame claims to Fame Texas on three four eight three.
You can always give us a call o hade hundred hordek.
We love to hear from you. No claim to famous,
to lame, Mini.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Or alternatively, you can slide in the d MS as
a lot of people have done of the night and
good ones as well. This morning on Socials, Blake saidge
shat my pants up to pesto egg?

Speaker 3 (37:07):
What pisto egg? And why is that a claim to fame?

Speaker 1 (37:10):
I should have read this just kidding stayed at Mark
Richardson's parents out house. I should have read that one.
Joe said, I am coached by Petty Wheeper.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Okay, that's actually quite a high level.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Isn't going to have to assume that there's a rugby team?
Do you reckon it's rugby? I think it is. I
work with Warrior's legend. Henry far Philly's cousin taught him
how to play.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
He reconds, Okay, Henry far Philly's cousin. Yeah, that's working
a workmate of Henry Phelixs cousin. I like that.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Par Slain, I saw the minute piece with his kids
last weekend, was too scared to say hello. Okay, that
is reasonably you probably don't say hello kids. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
I think I think generally, in my experience on a
mountain about people generally don't say other They might say hi.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
I know well, I know, particularly Jerry, whenever I see
you out and about with the minute Pieces kids, I
like to leave you. Shook James Hitfield's hand in the
line for the Queenstown Luge lift. Turns out we share
a helmet size. Is that right?

Speaker 3 (38:09):
I wonder what helmet size that is?

Speaker 1 (38:11):
A Donald Duck. If you can get in touch.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
Reckon the helmet sized James hit Field from Metallic you reckon,
I reckon he's going. I think he's quite short, though,
isn't he? I thought he's a big bar Nah, I
think quite short?

Speaker 1 (38:25):
What do you reckon? Ruder?

Speaker 5 (38:26):
I reckon he's actually quite tall?

Speaker 3 (38:27):
But now nah short?

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Okay short? Give us text three four eight through out
how big James Hitsfield Hpfield. I see David Baine at
a cafe I was working with working out look best
not to charge them? Okay?

Speaker 3 (38:41):
Well, how many Baine sightings do we have a week?
I feel like there's probably one or two at least.

Speaker 5 (38:47):
Lame claimed la claim to.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Bane exactly exactly got a head nod of approval from
billionaire Graham Heart the other day whilst working on his batch.
Have now worked on three of his homes, and I'm
sure many others have as well. Well, he's got a
lot of homes. Yeah he would have. Yeah, he just.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
Buying him up around him. Jeezus, you want to buy
This is a strategy and I want to share this
with the team and anyone listening. Buy a house that's
around Graham Heart's place if you can, If you.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Can, yes, good idea. The chiefishionable advice there, dear cheapest
no it's he has.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
A place in He has his main residence in glen Dowie,
and around his place in glen Dowie there are a
whole lot of shacks. No, the a whole lot of
houses are not that flesh. To be honest, back in
the day Glendowey wasn't super flash. Obviously, the ones that
are on the cliff were flash. But there's other ones
wren't flesh, and he just buys them when they comet,
he just buys them, buys them by basically every house

(39:43):
around him. He's going to buy the whole suburbs monopoly.
So by buy something in graham Hearts suburb and you
buy it for heat.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
I'm going to do one this afternoon, all right, keep
it text coming through on three four eight three, or
as always, would love to hear from you on oh
eight hundred, eight hundred and four to seven two five.
In the midst of another lame claims to fame, We'll
never find the bottom of this.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
No lot coming in on three four eight three. Now,
no claim to fame is too lame.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
Don't forgive jury in the night the hoarchy, breakfast.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
Flame, claim to fame, claim time claim You can text.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Us on three four three, or you can give us
a call.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
Oh eight hundred Hordekia Insurance claims no claim.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
To fame is too lame.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
Mike texton, I met the Old Hevo one night in
the early two thousands. He was still there the night after. Look,
that doesn't surprise me.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
I had a similar experience with the old have a
couple of weeks ago. Well, I went and watched the
I went and watched the Push Push gig Sa Gimmon's
Arcado on K Road, and then I went there about
a month later and he was still there, still there.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
Well, I was gonna say, Mike said, you know, I
met the old Hevo. He was still there the night after.
I bet if Mike went back the night after, it's
probably still lived in. I mean there, certainly he'd done two, three, four,
five days in a row, potentially. I was five and
because my dad's job went to the airport, I met
a horse coming over for a race and it was
the Great Empire Rose. Oh well, I mean, who can

(41:07):
forget Empire rows?

Speaker 1 (41:08):
I've always found it. Now again, my partner works in
the in the animal industry. When people use the word
met in reference to an animal, I'm like, I don't know.
What do you introduce yourself? Yeah? I mean how far
away from an animal do you have to be to
meet it?

Speaker 4 (41:24):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (41:24):
You could be right in it's grilla. What I'm saying
is you can't meet an animal. Now I know you, Liams,
I'm fighter far.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
I was working as a bouncer and had to tell
Pat sim Cox the protear is offspin. I remember well
to leave the toilets with the young woman he was snogging.
It was in the mid nineties at Jimmy's Bard Downtown
or find at the Boy's Play. He wasn't happy, apparently.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
I can't imagine he would have been.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
He's got a Roderick morning, Roderick?

Speaker 1 (41:49):
How are you this morning? Roderick?

Speaker 3 (41:52):
What's your lane claim to fame?

Speaker 7 (41:55):
I delivered cows to the illustrious drummer of Pink Floyd
Nick mason sister in Scotland.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Okay, hold on, I need you delivered some cows Pink
Floyd's drummer's sister in Scotland.

Speaker 7 (42:12):
That's the one.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
What kind of cows are we talking?

Speaker 7 (42:15):
I'm just some Hereford.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
I don't believe now.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
How did you know that the person who you were
delivering these cows too. Was the Pink Floyd Druma's sister.

Speaker 7 (42:26):
The guy I was working for in Scotland. He yeah,
had a sort of relationship delivering stuff to her. She
lives in the middle of nowhere and some lying little
farm in the Scottish wilderness. And we're pulling in the
drive and he's like, oh, this is the Pink Floyd
drummers sister. By the way, is that right?

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Is great? Do you bust that one out anytime Pink
Floyd comes on? Oh?

Speaker 7 (42:47):
Yeah, for sure. I think we're a pretty close relationship.

Speaker 10 (42:50):
Now.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Yeah, Roderick, did it change the way that you delivered
those cows?

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Oh? I did?

Speaker 9 (42:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (42:55):
I managed to wrangle a house tour out of that,
you know. I started. Oh, by the way, I'm a
big fan of your brother's work, and yeah, yeah. She
invited them in for a cover and that was great,
great chat.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
And you guys have been married for thirty years.

Speaker 10 (43:07):
Congratulations she was wedowed.

Speaker 7 (43:10):
I mean to cross my mind, do you Rodrick?

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Let's got a fell? Morning fell? How are you morning? Guys?

Speaker 10 (43:18):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (43:19):
What's your lane?

Speaker 3 (43:19):
Cland to plane?

Speaker 10 (43:21):
I used to be a Kooby vacuum cleaner, salesman and
I went round to any Krumber's mum's house, and instead
of trying to sell it to her, we ended up
just sitting there having a cup of tea and eating
a fresh fry breed.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
Okaya. She was a wonderful lady. Oh, go back. How
did you know it was any Crumber's mum?

Speaker 10 (43:46):
She had photos of any Kramer and all her sisters
on the wall, so it wasn't too hard. She and
very proud of all of them. Yeah, did you get Well,
a lot of people don't know it was all any
Crumber's sisters with sinners to.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Oh yeah, I mean that's got to run in the family,
doesn't it. What do you golden syrup on the fry
red or just butter?

Speaker 10 (44:06):
Just straight, just straight, just straight fresh. Yeah, on the rocks?

Speaker 3 (44:11):
They loomed large to Kirby Vacuum Cleaner's. Actually, did you
sell a lot of those? You shift some units?

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Fill?

Speaker 10 (44:17):
I sure did, bro Yeah, got my silver silver case?

Speaker 11 (44:22):
Did you?

Speaker 10 (44:23):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (44:23):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (44:24):
Did you?

Speaker 1 (44:25):
What are you getting commission?

Speaker 3 (44:27):
What's the commission for selling one of those things?

Speaker 10 (44:29):
You can get anywhere between five hundred to a grain.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
There's quite a lot of doing this radio taper. Yeah,
because it was the Kirby I remember.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
I remember talking to people who were selling those, and
they were making a lot of money. The other one
was the Talus.

Speaker 10 (44:43):
Oh yeah, it sucks that frozen at low breaks. So
there's something for the whole family.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Thanks for your fel.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
You can see why I sell so many of those suckers.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
I think this is over. It actually just gets better.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
Jerry Andman the hot I Keep Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Line claims to fame for your Tuesday Morning. Here's one
stood next to Jerry and his wife at Auckland City
Limits during Bicks set pick Sandy's in twenty eighteen. Some
drunkard recognized them and tried to take a sneaky selfie
with Jerry in the background, but was very obvious. Dude,
apologize when Court and Jerry just gave him the thumbs up.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
I remember that gig.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Actually, I remember that too. I was with you as
well as a great gig. Yes, Gez Anderson Pack played
it that one he did.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
Yeah, No, it was a It was a beauty that one.
So it was the last city Limits, wasn't it.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Yeah? Yeah, Was that the one with Snoop Dogg?

Speaker 3 (45:34):
Or was that a big day.

Speaker 5 (45:35):
Day out at Western Springs.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Yeah, I got confused because the Auckland City Limits was
at Western Springs as well. Jeez, looking back at some
of those dayouts and then the Auckland City Limits and stuff.
But I think about the lineup.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Yeah, will we ever see that again? I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Nowadays all we get is a big artist goes to
Australia and then they tack on a New Zealand league.
I don't even know that they've left Australia. Yeah, I
think they're still there.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
And I wonder whether maybe there's just because of the
way that festivals work that headlining those festivals or the
way that artists get paid, maybe they know that they
can to somewhere and do one big stadium show and
make more money, or make.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
A lot more money. I don't love claim to fame.
I have a kid's table and chairs that were previously
in the house Scarlett Johansson rented in Wellington while filming
Ghosts in the shelf.

Speaker 5 (46:23):
He rented.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
How would you know that, because if Scarlett Johanson rented
your house, you would tell everyone about everything. Yeah yeah, okay, actually, actually,
what do you want for those I want to buy
them Chuck in the corner of.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
The studio Jerry and the Night The Hdarchy Breakfast The.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Best way to catch up on what you missed The
Hurdarchy Breakfast radio show podcast.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Last week we challenged you, Jerry, because I know that
you get on well with Dan Corbett with a man
on one news and you cheerse here off about whather
every night. And I thought, well, there's a great opportunity
for a little bit of a word sneak when I
come up, when I come up with this brilliant idea
that no one's ever thought of before. I couldn't have
seen how much fun that was going to be, because

(47:13):
last week was it. Thursday, we challenged you with getting
him to say bewomba, which is a word I've only
ever heard you used before, and said, cold do you
reckon you could sneak this into into the news. You
went and you went in to work at TV and Z.
At one point that evening we get a text from
you in the group chat it saying I don't think

(47:34):
I can do it. No, I was nervous about it.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
Well, because Dan Corbert does his weather presentation ad lib. Yeah,
and that's his job right, that's his livelihood, and I
don't want to affect his job. I don't affect his livelihood.
And my fear was by him trying to sneak a word,
and we even me suggesting it, it will put him
off his game because he focuses and actually, moments before
he goes on here, just seconds before at six fifty

(47:58):
five pm, he throws up. No, he's stands there and
he closes his eyes.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Oh really, and he breeds in.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
And he breeds out, and he closes his eyes in
silence and just looks down. And then and then with
about five seconds before he goes on here, you get
the five second call. He opens his eyes and he
looks at the camera.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Does he give it a couple of finger guns?

Speaker 3 (48:20):
And I didn't go, But he obviously puts himself into
his own.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Like Game seven Jordan. Yeah, And I don't want to ruin.
I don't want to be in his mind in that moment.
I just want him to be able.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
To do his job.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Yeah, so I called you a drop nuts in the
group chair and then you win in and go okay,
I've done it. And then I have never been so tense.
Men and the miss are sitting on the couch watching
the news, Palms, sweating, kneesweek arms heavy, Mum's spaghetti, Dan
Corbet's vomit on my sweater already, And then this happened.

Speaker 11 (48:51):
When we look at the temperatures in the atmosphere.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
Whenever I sometimes put the colors on, you always notice
when you have a nicer of high pressure.

Speaker 11 (48:57):
You've got that thing there stick the air ball form
BFICO bills.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
There it is.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
Now I'm sitting there as well, on the couch watching
him do this, and I'm like trying not to laugh.
He doesn't know what's going on because I hadn't told
her that it was happening. And I thought great. I
was so happy, I was so stoked. I was like,
job done. I'm never going to have to do this
ever again.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Not that word in there, And thought, we'll get it.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
We got away with it.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
We got away with it. But then but then.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
As I exit the building, I just thought I'd just
have a quick flick through on social media, a little
secret between us, you know, you, me, Dan Corbett and
the viewers, our.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Listeners, listeners at home.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
Yeah, like a nice little secret ruined by what social.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
It's all over social media. So look at what Dan
gob said. But blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
But next thing, no, there's videos on our socials.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
I'm like, oh, I was digging Dan Corbett, not what
kind of words sneak?

Speaker 3 (50:00):
If we missed sneaky, that's the opposite of sneaky. Okay,
we just and now I'm like, and so then, of
course what happens because it's gone out on social media?
Next thing, you know, I get an email? What's got
from people at Timmans? What's going on that? Please don't
use this as your opportunity to promote blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Blah, trying to cross promote your show. This is what people,
This is what I'm accused of. Yeah, okay, what I mean?
Can we just do it again?

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Firstly, no, can we not do it again? But we
can't do it again in the future. In the future,
can we just keep it to us and keep it like,
make it sneaky, make it a.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Secret, keep it a secret secret. That was the most
fun I've ever had watching the weather. And I had
a suspicion that it's just because you're too much of
a cow to ask him again. Maybe you're right.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
Jerry and Midnight the hold I keep breakfast.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
So we are doing a bench press a th on
basic strength exercise US versus the Big Show Display of Strength.
I believe it's happening next Monday.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
I think there's been a late change to that.

Speaker 6 (51:10):
Scratching scratching we go, Yeah, I don't we go.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
There's been a few different back and forth, so I
don't know. We're still working on that. We're still working
on the format, and I believe we're still working on
what's at stake now. The other day I suggested perhaps
that whoever like, if we win, then I'll go to
a magic ground with them. Yep, but we don't know
really what's at stake if they win, So I said,

(51:35):
name your price? What do you guys reckon?

Speaker 9 (51:38):
So we've had two occasions of that where we've lost, yes,
and we have had to do two shows on one
day and they've had the day off twice. Right, And
then now that we're on the brink, have actually been
able to win something. We're changing the game. I don't
know why. I'm happy to go with we do the
show and they do ours.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Yes, it makes sense just to do it on a
Friday of choosing that's right because Friday is always the
best day. Well, can we do it for a week
or a month? We do it for a week, guys.
This is exactly what happened with the relay.

Speaker 6 (52:09):
We started getting cocky and then okay, so let's.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Just not count our checkings here. Let's just go yeah,
okay school, Yeah, I agree. Heat to hear, Yes, heat
to hear. So Pugs send that audio through them. Man,
when you finished doing your bicyp curls and studio b
don't use bicyps for benstress. What what do they mean?
Old school? Hit to hear? What does that mean? Do
they think that means run it back? Same bit?

Speaker 3 (52:35):
Yeah, so we'll do this show on a Friday and
they will do our breakfast show on the Friday morning.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Okay, because when we were out in the office the
other day talking about that, they said, oh no, but
Pugs is away that day, so we can't do that.
We want to do a different bit. I don't know.
It's so hard to keep people because they say one
thing out in the office and then come on here
and go, hey, but we don't want to do this. Okay, sweet,
we'll do it. Yeah, show for show? Sure?

Speaker 6 (53:01):
Well didn't last year because middle of last year, they
did both shows on a Friday, which was after a
radio wood which was really advantageous to us. And then
right at the end of the year they took our
last Friday because they lost again. They lost twice, don't
know if you guys know that, and so they did
our last show the year, but didn't I think three
of the four of them put an annual leave days

(53:22):
and just did not bother coming out.

Speaker 5 (53:23):
So what's the point.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
That's why the change of churn from out in the
office to on air as because they're gonna try and
take leaving in. So do they still owe us a
Friday for that then? Or did they actually show up
in the end?

Speaker 6 (53:35):
I think I think one of them showed up, maybe
played a few best bits and a few more songs
for a breakfast show.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
I'm happy to do it whatever, whatever it is, it
doesn't bother me, all right.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
What we still need to lock in? Are we just
going three on three? Yeah? I think so? Okay, sweet, I'm.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
Pretty sure that's the way it's going.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
And one last question for them, cumulative highest weight, I
think is what we landed on. Is that right? So
my highest your highest number, Root's highest number versus.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
This, Let's get it on because we don't get along.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Wow, were you hoping for a way harder song to
kick in there?

Speaker 3 (54:13):
Un, that's a real damn squab the entro of this
that would have been so much.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
So let's tried again. Just go again, let's get it
on because you've gone to early. We don't get along it.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
It's even worse that stance.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
End that to the Jerry and Midnight, the hold Ikey Breakfast.
Jerry and Midnight, the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
You know on the I mean sound the Punishing Rugby
League chedd alarm. But you know, we've been talking about
the P and G Chiefs, which is the next teams
coming to the National Rugby League, the tax Free Chiefs,
the tax Free Chiefs. It's interesting because of the D
text vaders. The PC are.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
The text of vaders. I mean they're not even evading that, yeah,
the text haven't.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
Yeah. So Maddy John's and his son Cooper John's, they
do a podcast and they were talking about how the
text free thing for the PNG Chiefs could potentially positively
impect the Warriors PG. Jack.

Speaker 12 (55:18):
You made a good point the other day that you
were saying because the tax free is an initiative with
the Australian government.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
The New Zealand passport players.

Speaker 5 (55:24):
They're actually they're exempt from getting.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
The TAQ players.

Speaker 11 (55:28):
If your primary residence is and Z you don't get
the text outfits.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
How big for the Wires.

Speaker 11 (55:33):
The whole tax system works the majority of the time
is where you are, where your primary residency. That could
actually give considering the Wires are untouchable on that front,
that could give the Wires a bit of an edge
for the next ten.

Speaker 12 (55:43):
When you look at the advantage if they're going good,
they always have the advantage in state of origin period
because they never really lose players because a lot of them,
their players are so homegrown. And now they've got this
like it is good for the Wise because I mean
I speak on behalf of everyone in the NERL that
wants to see more success in New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
Gold case, I'll go, yeah, imagine.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
It's a Titans Warriors Grand Final, Titans forty Warriors.

Speaker 5 (56:07):
Neil maybe that last.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
It's just a random dry by. I don't think that
that necessarily benefits the Warriors though, does it. It just
means that they can't I mean, that's still going to
get poached by Australian clubs. Yes, and I would also
say that half our team's Australian anyway, So yes, I
don't know there's necessary. I can see what they were
thinking as it's going to be an advantage.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
I just don't how many how many players can the
P and G Textavators poach. I mean there's only a
certain amount that they can poach. Just one more team
about thirty year. Yeah, I mean it's not the end
of the world, surely, no.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
But what they're saying is most.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
People are not going to want to go and live
them Papua New Guinea.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
That's the reality of it, I think. But what they're
saying is that the Warriors players are going to be
exempt from getting poached because we don't our government's not
given them the same tax relief. Yeah, but I don't know.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
But there's so many more other teams than that, it
won't matter.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Our biggest issue isn't the PNG chief still, it's the
Melbourne Storm.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
There's millions of other teams.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
Jerry and lenin the Hodarkey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
It's Tuesday, which means it's lame claim to fame Tuesday.
You can text us on three four, three, eight hundred
received hundreds of lame claims to Fame.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
That's always as we always do. Tim has text her
and said, I stood next to Jeremy Wells at Golden
Dawn and Ponsonby. He didn't see me as he had
his back turned, but I felt there was an amazing
connection there. Wow, did you feel that? Do you remember?
Do you remember that Golden I mean I remember going
to Golden Dawn because I remember you came in on
Monday and you were just like I felt an amazing
connection at Golden Dawn.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
There's something weird that happened. Ye, the guy was staying
behind me, but I did feel a connection through our backs.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Is Golden Dawn the one that has one single urinal
down the back of the block of toilets?

Speaker 3 (57:56):
I no, that's that, I know the one that you're
talking about. That is cool. Something is but hoppers hoppers here,
it is? Something is?

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Something is hey got us there?

Speaker 3 (58:09):
Well than bad, I've got one. They need more toilets
at that.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Place, claimed Fame. KEITHA. Sutherland was making a B grade
movie and Inns in in the late nineties. He came
into the casino late and pissed up and demanded one
hundred thousand dollars line of credit and the VIP room. Wow,
management gave him five K and the main public floor.
Oh god, he was playing. Really, I was a supervisor.
After downing five jack and cokes, the pit boss made

(58:34):
me cut them off. Sorry, keep it no more, Jack Daniels,
we can auder you a coffee.

Speaker 4 (58:37):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
Well that's quite a story.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
Also, how funny that he thought that the casino here
in New Zealand would have had one hundred thousand dollars
line of credit in the vip room.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
Hey lads, is this stixt in? My lamee claimed to
fame as having my twenty fist birthday in the UK
at our family friend's stately home that used to be
owned by whitesnake.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Damn sweet Wow, that's powerful. Here I go again on
my own.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
Yeah, I stately homes.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Have you seen some of those bloody things? I? Yeah,
I have. When I was sharing our packers over in
the UK, we went to a house of a lawyer
who had represented one of the banks in the two
thousand and eight financial crisis. This is my lame claim
to fame, and that house had a like a manned
gatehouse woman.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
It was a person.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
It was person. It was peopled, but it was a man.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
A peopled guard house.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
Oh yeah, yeah. So when you pull up, hello, who
are you here to say? And we're like, oh, we're
here to share the ol package, aren't you just let
us in? The daughter of that woman had never seen
her ol packers handled before and cried when I lifted
one up. Really, she said that I was abusing.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
It, and well, that's what house do you?

Speaker 1 (59:45):
I was.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
That's good, that's good to know. My mom went to
high school with Debbie Harwood. Apparently she Oh, I'm not
going to read that last.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
We'll straight into that one. I saw Sally Roger and
Nicki Watson old name in Parnell Bar the early two
thousands and mate said they were on the band True Bliss,
and being a little intoxicated, I believed them and asked,
you guys True Bliss. They weren't happy with me and
I left Coick.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
That's that one, though, Isn't it like I'll get the
occasional person that come up to me and say, I
don't know who you are, but my friends over there say.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
That you're in True Bliss.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
Well it could be true bliss and you're like, yeah, okay,
all right, well that's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
And that's one here from Shane. I once took a
call from the late Sir Paul Holmes while I was
working on a call center in twenty ten, Jerry Edmond.

Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
Night the hold ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Tell me what I learned today, team please.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
I learned that I was at Golden Doorn once and
someone stood behind me and I couldn't see them, but
they had a real deep connection with me, and today
they have text us on three four three and lame
claims to fame.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
And found out actually this morning that that connection was
one sided. It just one sided. And you do not
reciprocate that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
It didn't feel that even though it was behind me
with anyone that say. I did feel something actually once,
but I don't think it was that felt something.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
I learned that Pink Floyd has a drummer, that that
drummer has a sister. Did you not know Pink Floyd
had a drummer. I didn't know. I didn't know that
that drummer has a sister, that that sister lives in
rural Scotland, and that that sister that lives in rural
Scotland has cows on her farm and that the guy
who dropped the cows off to her farm Hereford's. They
were listens to our show and that is just who

(01:01:24):
would have it is one of the craziest convergences of
people that I've heard of. Since your father's wine ended
up in the hands of the Harlem Globe Trotters.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
Yeah, which I still haven't told him yet.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
It's going to blow his mind, Yeah, because I know
that was on his bucket list. Is like, I would
love one day to give a bottle of wine to
the Harlem Globe truck. I'm going to be I'm going
to tell him about that today.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
In fact, I'm going to call him up after the
show and let him know, because what's going to be
interesting is a whether he finds out interesting but his
comment afterwards a week because he doesn't know that I've
even got his wine. So that's going to be the
interesting part. So you got my wine, or whether he
go whether he goes past that and then thinks.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
Yeah, great, the harm Globe Trotters. I'm a huge sports fan.
You love basketball, You've known your dad for a lot
of your life. Sort of does anyone really know their dead.
Does anyone really know you're dad? What do you think
he's gonna say?

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
My guess is that he'll go, oh really, do you
think that'll be it? The kind of vibe he gives off,
you think he might hit you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
He's pretty relaxing, doubt.

Speaker 6 (01:02:26):
I learned after a slightly confusing half past seven that
you get four points for a win and Super Rugby
because I knew it used to be four points, but
then for some reason I thought it went to three
and then there was extra bonus points for getting four
tries or more coming within seven.

Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
But no, it is four. And the reason I knew it.

Speaker 6 (01:02:43):
Was four is because I looked at the table and
mine in PACIFICA have one win, four points, ten losses.
So I was like, well, they obviously haven't got close
to anyone, so that one win they must have got
four points.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
So to make a suggestion for Super Rugby, yeah, they
should have one thousand points for away like and so.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
You would end up on fifty thousand points. I reckon
that would make it more interesting the Warriors and the
Warriors the Crusaders were on one hundred and fifty thousand
points in the season.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
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