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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
The best way to catch up on what you missed
The Hurdarchy Breakfast radio show podcast Older.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
The Hurdache Breakfast. It's a Friday front of the thirteen.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Spooky, when spooky?

Speaker 4 (00:18):
What's going to happen? What can you see going wrong
for you?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Joe?

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Oh, thunderstorms, Oh, en lightning?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
That may be very very fronting.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
I am adorned in my golfing finaries this morning because
I'm going to play golf this afternoon.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
It's thee ACC Open. It is hosing down this.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Afternoon, according to the according to the weather reports.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Would it till you to get one of your fifteen
apps gone?

Speaker 5 (00:42):
Jerry?

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Tell me if I golf this afternoon.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yeah. I had a look earlier on actually and it didn't.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Look doesn't look good.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
It's one of those weird ones, you know, you get
the isolated thunderstorms and sometimes they hit you and sometimes
they don't. And it looks like it's sort of arriving
at around about four o'clock and away.

Speaker 6 (01:00):
What sort of time are you going to be playing, MANI,
because I've got one o'clock on my.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
A Yeah, no, so tee off is set for one o'clock.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Okay, yeah, okay, so yeah, Ruder is right at one o'clock.
It starts to so.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
At one o'clock that's about the time of day today
where you don't want to be walking around with fourteen
lightning rods on your back.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
No, and it does seem to have a thunderstorm warning
someone sticks her on three four oh three.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Golf and lightning doesn't mix. Bro, Nah, it's a good point,
sell you.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
What though, there's a bunch of people who have got
the afternoon booked out to come play this golf that
surely we just park up the club rooms.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Surely. I mean. The other thing is that saying, you
know golf and don't Max. A lot of people playing
golf and golf don't Max. Have to be honest, Me
and golf don't mix at the moment. The same as
Welcome along, Little big show coming.

Speaker 7 (01:50):
Up Jerry and Mni for the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Did you see that the stats that have come out
new data which books about people the amount of people
around the world who are checking their phone whilst making lives.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Oh, I saw you sent this into the group chat
last night. But I was busy, so I couldn't look
at it. Didn't reply, I didn't reply.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Nah.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Well that's good because it turns out a lot of
other people are a lot of other people. I mean,
so they in the States, they surveyed one hundred thousand
people you as students. Students are students eighteen and over.
Thirty five percent of them admit to whipping up their
device to send a quick text or watch a TikTok
video while making up.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Watch a TikTok So they are mid coitus and then
they get a notification on their phone.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Jeez, I wonder what old mate sent me. Hold on,
I'm just going to check this.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
I can honestly put up my hand and say, I
have never You're.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Not on TikTok nah MySpace? Ever hopped on MySpace in
the middle.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
I mean sending a text.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
No, I mean it would have to be pretty urgent.
And if it's that urgent, you're calling them. You're not
texting them.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
But what what does the other person do while foul mood?
They get on their phone too, the real mood killer
they're both on their phone. I mean, is this the multitask?
Is that multitasking? Is that The thing about that generation.
They are a multitask generation.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
They are, they are, but I just think it's so
addicted to their phones. They're constantly checking it that they've
There's nothing now that won't interrupt, you know, that won't
interrupt their scrolling, not even love making. I had it
made who played this real time online game where you

(03:34):
were like Mafia characters and you could gang up with
other real people around the world to put a hit
on someone. And one time he had him and this
other person as a woman that'll come back into the story,
don't worry, uh, And they planned a hit on this
boss in the game, and then on the day that
it went to happen, he started doing it, and then
she wasn't there, and he's like, what the hell? So
he starts dming her on the game. He had like

(03:56):
a WhatsApp or something was able to message her. Nothing happened.
Is like, oh god, this is all gone.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Tit's up.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
He gets a message back from that account about three
hours later and goes, hey, sorry, it's so and So's
husband here. She's just gone into labor. Oh So the
only thing that could drive that woman from being on
this video game was literally going into labor.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
So he knew this other guy, his friend of yours
knew that something was awry. Yeah, because she was normally
replying straight away.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
And because she pulled out the hit that they were
going to put on the Big Boss didn't work and
so then he lost. But then also she's obviously told
her husband, oh, by the way, can you go and
reply back.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
To old mate.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
She's got the way with thought.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
He'll be waiting for me, tell him I can't do it.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Me and my middle labor. Yeah, that's what she's thinking about. Yeah,
I mean, I I'm just amazed. So apparently on Australia
it's a huge increase on recent data. So in May
last year, some survey and Australia found that one in
ten people admit to checking their phone during six so
in twenty twenty five, the year before one and twenty

(04:57):
so that's it's no.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Old and checking your phone tells me that it's like,
it's not like you're not using your phone as a
marital aid. Yeah, you you are just there And then
all of a sudden a message, I don't know, man,
is there.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
A gender breakdown? Is there a gender that's more.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Or less likely to check no, I don't know. It
doesn't have anything to do with that. But no wonder,
no wonder. Fertility rates around the world are going through
the floor. Yeah, I mean, no wonder. I just Taiwan.
So zero point seven to two to one point one
is their birth rate at the moment. So that's not
even a person for a that's not even a person

(05:35):
for a person, so that that can't work.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
And you need two people to make one person. So
that's half replacement rate.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yes, South Korea zero point six to one point one.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
North Korea.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
North Korea don't seem to ever, No, they don't subscribe
to its bany is one point nine, which is shocking.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
That's for Lbania.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Good question.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
New Zealand birth rates, Let me look that because it's
definitely getting older and older. I know my the primary
school I went to is you know, the numbers are
dwindling and it's because the people my age an't having kids.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
I don't have kids.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Well, yeah, I'm looking here, So one point overall New Zealand,
what do we as?

Speaker 4 (06:20):
Sorry'm chicken with phone.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
So overall New Zealand, it's to put it all down
to ethnicity. Unfortunately, so of course it's complicated. So one
point five six.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
That's nice. That's not going to get it done. That's
just not going to get it done.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
No, it can't be. Okay, I'm looking here. I'll just
go through with ethnicity because that seems to be. Well,
it's done, so Pacific people's good on them. Two point
oh three, ye, Marty, one point nine seven. Europeans pack
it up. One point five six enough, that's appalling, Asians.
What the hell are you doing? One point three okay? Wow, okay,

(07:03):
So the overall replacement level is two point one, so
it's got to be two point one, right, otherwise the
population goes into decline. And once the population goes into
decline with an aging population, you get into a lot
of trouble.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
So what do we need to do? Put the funes
out of the bedroom?

Speaker 5 (07:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
This country is doomed. Something we need to do something.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Maybe they're playing the Hiderarchy Breakfast podcast as a marital.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Aid that certainly I've been told that helps a lot.
Does that count in the data?

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Maybe that takes again to this radio station and they're
getting the bounce back back to their fine, They're going
to check that it.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Might be stuck in the Conclave.

Speaker 8 (07:42):
It's a sexy week spot Jerry and Midnight the Hierarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
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Speaker 7 (07:51):
The history of yesterday, today, tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
It's sounded almost like a three cherry tool takeovers on that.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Get out there and get him ext there else. Today
is Friday, the thirteenth, Spooky and on this day in
nineteen fifty two, future world champion Rocky Marciano knocks out
Italian heavyweight boxer Gina one V in the second round
at Rhode Island Auditorium.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
Providence for his fortieth straight win.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Marciana retires the only heavyweight to hold a perfect professional
boxing record of forty nine zero and zero with forty
three knockouts.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Forty nine You go on, wouldn't you?

Speaker 5 (08:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:28):
I think so.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
Wouldn't you go one more?

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Oh? He obviously couldn't. Nah, he obviously couldn't. It was
cooked Rocky or.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
No one else would do it, because it would have
been like, right, find some rank amateur, make them a
pro for one fight.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
I'll smoke them and then we'll go out fifty.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
And oh really, that's one of the great names of
all time Rocky Marciana, Yeah, isn't it. That's a great name.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Floyd Mayweather I think is fifty and oh, also a
great name, Floyd Mayweather.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah. Money a lot a lot of kids being called Floyd.
He famously only weres undays once. Floyd May with it. Yep,
Money May with it. Yeah, we's every pair of Undy's
heir only with it once and then he throws it out.
I don't know where it goes, whether he sends it
to the sellies or what happens, but he he only
wears one, and he always carries around a million dollars
in cash wherever he goes.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Well, does he carry around a million pairs of hondies?
Because how's he getting change?

Speaker 1 (09:18):
He just got an entourage because when we were in
when we're in Tokyo, he turned out at the restaurant
that we're at, Gozas Oh really yep. And there was
a lot of chat that he was going to be
turning up at some stage, And as people come in beforehand,
they saw everything out for him. And then he arrived.
And I've never seen such a horror below with one
person arriving at somewhere in my life. It was like

(09:40):
Prince Charles was arriving and I reckon he had an
entourage of maybe fifteen people damn that were with him.
And he arrived and he was there for like thirty
minutes and then he sat down, he ate some sushi
and then he passed off. And there's Andurage come in
earlier than him, and then they leave later than It's
quite weird.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
So his life, he just walks around and everything's.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah, the people go before. Yeah, it's quite unusual.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
On this day.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
In nineteen ninety six, boy band Take That officially announced
that they had disbanded. The breakup prompts the UK government
to set up a counseling phone line. What yeah, you
could call to take that counseling phone line.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Really yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
I was looking for audio of that, see if anyone
recorded it, but I suppose it was quite hard to
record stuff back in nineteen ninety six.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
So yeah, how they canceled them. Look, it's okay, every
think they're right. Yeah, Robbie Williams will come out so
with the solo album. Yeah, that's right, you love it.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
I saw when I was looking up in another day
down the track that was some other because they keep going.
I think take that after or did someone leave before
Robbie Williams.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Robbie Williams left.

Speaker 6 (10:47):
They ended up having a few of them keep trying
the band, but they all had solo careers since as well. Yeah,
wait you and take that Rudor a couple of times.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah, yeah, you're in the second second incarnation. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (10:58):
So it was me, Gary Barl, Brian McFadden, and we
would get Brian McFadden's missus, Delta Goodraman and she'd come
and say gooday.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
It was kind of like a Yoko situation act. Why
were take that? Why did they also like Chorrow Street characters?
Are their names? Yeah, Gary Barlow.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Gary Barlow, Gale Platte, who's the Cheersney.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Rob william Robbie Williams.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Nineteen ninety six Death throw A Descope Records releases rapper
Tuo Park. She calls fourth album, All Eyes on Me,
his final release during his lifetime.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Everybody took the I don't know about the name of
that album, All Eyes on Me. There's just an e
that doesn't need to be in there, and eyes I
spelled e y e z. Yeah, why not just go
e y z.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
Ease on me.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah, I'm okay with it.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
You're all right, I'm okay with the xtray.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
More vowels where possible sort of been my thing this song.
I was on a stagdoo in middle March and we
walked into the pub and it was all the locals
sitting there quietly eating their dinner.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
And watching the news, I think.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
And we walked in there about eight hours into a
deep soak on a stag though. One of the boys
just lock's eyes with the jukebox, goes over, puts a
dollar coid in there and.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Just cracks this.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
They heard her pop before, they had not heard that
happitty hobbity, and they were not stoked about that.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
I can imagine if you haven't watched it yet, watch
the did He documentary Yes Netflix, Yes, heavily features two
packs shaker Yeah. Fascinating footage, particularly behind the scenes of
did He. Accidentally he got a documentary crew to follow
him while he was going through his trial, and then
the documentary crew went paid, so then they released the
They released the footage to fifty cent, who set up

(12:38):
a production company and they made a documentary out of it.
It's so good, amazing.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
It's so good. Born on this day.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Joseph Banks, the English botanist and naturalists who accompanied James
Cook on board the Endeavor.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Born in London. He's the person who Banks Peninsula was
named up.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yes, he was a super super wealthy dude that came
along put his own servants and stuff.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
That's how boring being wealthy was back in the day.
He jumped on a boat bug it off for years
at a time. Jerry Springer born on this day in
nineteen forty four.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Great New Zealand. Another great documentary to watch is the
Springer documentary on Netflix.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Oh yes, I haven't watched that one, and funnily enough.
Robbie Williams fifty two years old, born seventy four. She
born in Stoke on Tree. Have you watched the Robbie
Williams movie Where's a Monkey?

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Nah? Neither.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
The monkey put me off?

Speaker 3 (13:27):
Apparently it's good okay, but the monkey put me off.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
He wrote some great songs, Robbie Williams did okats, but
I've never never really liked him.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
Nah. It seems like he might be a bit of
a day, a little bit of a no.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
I saw him at a press conference once and he
a guy turned up and did a bit trying to
sort of do a thing, and he goes, I see
you're doing a better are you? Oh? Very funny. I
see what you're trying to do. You're trying to you're
trying to get famous and try and be funny by
you to me, aren't you? Yeah? It was quite The
guy was real by the end of it.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
Saw straight through his eactly what was happening and sit
it out loud. The only way to deal with that
was that person from a rival, rightiest it was. And
that is the history of yesterday. Today, It's sorrow tomorrow
for Friday, the thirteenth of February twenty twenty serves Jerry.

Speaker 7 (14:12):
In the night, they breakfast, time.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
For later sport headline sticks Export Ultra the beer for here.
Skier Frederica Bone has taken gold in the Super G
at the Winter Olympics Super G. The thirty five year
old Italian was returning after breaking her leg in April.
Alice Robinson tied for eighth one point three seconds back.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
I was I watched her run this morning. It was
it was gritty.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
It was a peace super where she started at the
top of the hell she couldn't see.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
Oh yeah, it was.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
It was.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
And then once she came down out of the clouds,
she could see a bit, and then she just got
a little bit wide on one of the corners and
then all of a sudden she was outside the lines
and then she was just fighting for her.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
Life for the rest of the way down.

Speaker 5 (14:49):
It was.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
It was a gutsy performance.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
And I mean, I don't know anything about the superg
but she was one second off the pace, which was
good enough for what eighth something like that, tenth tenth, right, Yeah,
she was eighth when she finished. So yeah, it's it's
a it's a game of venture. I'm gonna be honest,
and I'm I'm enjoying getting in behind our athletes, of
which there are none competing today.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
It's only so many ways you can sort.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
Of slide down a hello, And after about four days
of this, I'm.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Like, all right, right, all right, yeah, that's enough. Oh
there's sliding down on two planks. They're sliding down on one.
They're sliding down on two planks, sitting down, sitting down.
There's sliding down with the gates far away apart. You
get exag Yeah, there's ones that are close together, straight line,
and that jo, there's a mogul one anymore. They used
to that interesting to watch.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
I feel like I just watched it. Oh yeah, so
I think they might still be muggling.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
That's that's full on.

Speaker 6 (15:42):
You can lie down on a slid and you can
lie down on another man that's on a sleep.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Or woman or woman.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
Well yeah, thanks for me, but only if you're also
a woman.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
A man and a woman can't lie down together on
a log. That's holy and that's the law. Does not
like that third commandment. The Super Rugby kicks off tonight
with a backdrop. Like a few other seasons. From an
international perspective, the competition usually presents a chance for players
to impress the national selectors. But don't have any Sorry,

(16:14):
what Els is coming in to talk about? That? He
can explain two minutes time.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
He can explain something to me because Rob Penny not
many of any. He was asked why Will Jordan's starting
on the bench this week.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
This is the first time. This is twenty twenty one.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
Will Jordan did not start in the rugby game that
he played it and he said it's crap.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
He sucks.

Speaker 4 (16:36):
Have you've seen Will Jordan play rugby union before?

Speaker 1 (16:38):
And he's useless. He's useless and everything and he's ugly,
awful body, horrible person.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
Credit ratings buget I think.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
But he also mentioned that he'd been given some advice
on the All Black, like reintroducing the All Blacks into
Super Rugby, and that sort of insinuated that all of
the Super Rugby franchises had But if that's the case,
who would that have come from, Because there's no coach
unless they've already appointed the coach.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
They just haven't made a public know they haven't appointed
the coach. It's Jamie Joseph.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
He's smiling on who's smiling a lot?

Speaker 9 (17:12):
On?

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Jamie Joseph was smiling. Yeah, I guess something's wrong there.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Well, he's just lost his half back. He's just lost
his All Black Locke. He lives in Dunedin and he's smiling.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Must be on the Molly and T twenty World Cup
debytans Italy, a country reportedly without a single natural credit pach,
have engineered a maiden win at the tournament. Fantastic. The
Nepolese bowling proved too easy. There agains that gets Nepaul,
which doesn't have a single pach that's not on a
steep cliff. The Nepoleese bowling improved too easy for brothers

(17:44):
Justin and Anthony Mosca, helping themselves to a ten wicket
Group C victory in.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
Mumber, helping themselves to a six week holiday in India.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
It's they don't they chased one hundred and twenty four
worth forty four balls to spare. Wow, both made unbeaten
half centries. Me, marshre Lank have beaten a man and
and you have taken out Namibia.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
Good stuff, good, good stuff.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
World cricket basally, Wow, what do we do?

Speaker 1 (18:10):
I'd love to just go up and to see how
many if you went around the streets of Rome, how
many people even know what cricket is. I could take
a hat trick against that turn.

Speaker 7 (18:19):
Jerry Andman Night the Hotiarchy breakfast.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
So cast your mind back to nineteen ninety six, the
Super twelve kicked off the Hurricanes taking on the Blues
and Palmeston North. Thirty years later, the competitions about to
kickoff another season is the Highlanders taken on the Crusaders
and Dunedin tonight, and as always you can watch all
the Super Rugby action live on Sky Sport and joining
us now to talk about how the season's shaping up.

(18:43):
He's played one hundred tests for the All Blacks, over
one hundred Super Rugby games combined for the Blues and
the Chiefs. Mells mully in it. Welcome to the show.

Speaker 9 (18:52):
Wow, thanks thirty years.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
It's crazy. Is that crazy?

Speaker 9 (18:56):
It's crazy? He's gone so fast. In my man, I
can't believe it was. It's been that long. Hurricanes and
Palmerston North.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
Yeah, that's even crazy to me that they decided to
start it and Parmess.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
The Milk started off a place to start it off.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
My first question for you, emales is all of these
there's been like five or six rules that they're going
to bring in this year. Which of them do we
actually need to pay attention to? Like, which of them
all we notice this year when we watched Super.

Speaker 9 (19:20):
Rugby, I think it's going to be the five second
rule at ruck time. So now you're not going to
have teams sort of setting up for that box kick,
you know when it's at the back of the rock.
Then they bring another guy in and then they call
it the old caterpillar, right the human center.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Yeah, exactly exactly.

Speaker 9 (19:34):
And then and then yeah you're half back. You know,
it gets about fifty odd seconds or maybe actually five
minutes that actually kick the ball away, So the referees
are going to call that five second rule or use it.
The key bit will be when if another team sort
of tries to counterack it because the time actually still goes,
so they're China speed things up in that area. The
other one is the fifty to twenty two. So now

(19:56):
you can actually pass it back to the fifty meter
mark or behind and you know players can actually kick
it out into the twenty two.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Okay, so you're a fullback. How do you defend that?
How does that change your game?

Speaker 9 (20:07):
Well, it's a hard one, right because you have to
you have to defend them the guys.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
What are you going to do?

Speaker 9 (20:12):
You know, send sort of your wingers back to sort
of try and sort of counter that the kicksit preps
come and that gives them opportunities for the tens that
actually spread it wide. So we're trying to promote the
game to actually sort of run it. And so if
you do do that, because it's lonely back here as
a fall, so I would be more inclined to bring
guys back to help me, so I wouldn't look stupid. Yeah,

(20:34):
but that opens it up on the on the outside
channels for the for the Tens to actually try and
run it. So I think those two for me. The
third one also is the tap. You know, once it's
a free kick, you can actually you don't have to
wait for the referee to give a give the mark
you know when the half back's showing go and the
referee no no, no.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
No, stupid things like we'll bring it back so the
referee can be the guy again making them.

Speaker 9 (20:56):
Execut I told you where the markers, this is where
you have it. So now they're allowing them to go
a media either side. So if you think about a
t box a media side, obviously you can't go forward,
but you know either side of that. So it just
allows us to really try and speed the game. And
I think most people what they don't realize is Super
Rugby are actually trying to implement their own rules. This
isn't a World Rugby thing. We're trying to implement that

(21:16):
and then try and persuade World Rugby to put it
out there and use it and test match rugby. And
that's the difference between rugby and rugby league.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Rugby League.

Speaker 9 (21:25):
They've only got their one competition right RL, and they
can change it on a weekly basis. Here, we've got
to try and convince them, hey, we want to speed
the game up. I don't know what they want to
do over the northern hemisphere. They obviously want to sew
things down a little bit. So we're trying to speed
things up here and get you know, get the game
going so that people that are watching it home more
at the ground aren't going, oh, what was it for?

Speaker 1 (21:45):
You know? So yeah, there is also six and one
a half done the other way when you keep changing
rules and then you have people who have watched rugby
their entire lives and they don't necessarily know what's happening anymore.
And that's a unique problem that rugby has too.

Speaker 9 (21:59):
One hundred percent. I mean, why are we not rucking anymore?
I started, I'll tell you why. If you're at the
back of that the rucks on the other side, you're
sped out pretty quickly.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
And it's a big thing. I don't think anyone ever
got a head knock from being rucked. This is the
thing we're worried about. Head knocks and stuff like that.
It's like rucking with just lots of scratches. And there
were guys on your team, and you'll remember this, there
were guys on the team who, like Robin Brock, was
one of those people. He's just happy just to lie
around on the ball and what are you doing?

Speaker 9 (22:29):
It was almost it was almost like you sort of
you came off the field and you want to have
rock marks on the back of your aspects. We never
got into any of that sort of flying on the
other side of the ruck. But you know that one
little scratch on our backs, mate, where that was that
was our mark? Actually did something right. But but you're right,
the game's changed though, you know what I mean. It's
scrutinized so much. And you know they even got, you know,

(22:50):
drones at trainings and things like that. I wouldn't get
away with some of the stuff I was hiding away
from training.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
It drones at training by.

Speaker 9 (22:56):
They analyzing, aren't they are you running? You got sort
of you know a have you got You've got your
sort of GPS on the back of your shirt at
fall be you.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
And just stand around and around it. Now you can't
they come back and they made it run out is
helf involved. I'm seeing this weekend there's some local derbies.
You've got the Highlanders playing the Crusaders, warrit Has playing
the Reds, the Drier playing one in the PACIFICA, the
Blue is playing the Chiefs and then in Australian Force
playing the Brumbies. Any upsets likely and that Lock Mills

(23:28):
what upsets far? What a start?

Speaker 9 (23:31):
I mean you look at you know, the Highlanders versus
the Crusaders. That's a big local derby, right and when
you look at sort of both sides, the introduction of
the All Blacks is going to be a big thing
across you know, across the New Zealand teams.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
And then the battle of.

Speaker 9 (23:46):
The bomb base up north. I mean there's some returnum.
I like the way that you know, you know, Steven
petal Fitter is coming back. You know, what are the Blues?
How are they going to bounce back from this slow
start last year? The Chiefs they've got stack side, but
they've lost a couple of a couple of finals and
so it's I don't know, I mean last year was

(24:07):
such a great competition. I'm just looking forward to seeing
how the Aussies go. I think you know whether they
can lift again from from where they were last year,
and considering what's sort of gone on, you know, the
preseason has been a bit of buffo over there. I
think it's a real venom. So I'm looking forward to that.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
One of the teams in pre season got pounded above
ninety something points as well, I think, so.

Speaker 9 (24:30):
You can't take too much out of got pounded by
ninety points.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
The other big question is so obviously everyone that's playing
the New Zealand franchises is looking for all black selection
later on. Who are they trying to impress? Yeah, they
don't even know, they don't even know who they're trying
to impress, or do we kind of know? Well, we
kind of.

Speaker 9 (24:51):
Well, I think who you're trying to impress? David Kirk,
isn't it. But yeah, I don't think they would have
there was a ruthless move, right, I mean that they
wouldn't have done it if they knew they were going
to have someone ninety percent across the line. And for me,
that's that's obviously the guy from down south, you know, Yeah,
he was fairly good with the guys that have gone
over to and they went over the end of your

(25:12):
tour and then he's on a side, he's got real experience,
he's he's scary, which I think is someone that we
possibly need, and he coaches on the ground. So that
good question though, who are they?

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Because I even saw that Rob Aenny I think last
night was saying Will Jordan's coming off the bench this
weekend and looking at how they're reintroducing those all Blacks
players back end, and I was like, well, who told
you that?

Speaker 4 (25:34):
Because there's no all Blacks coaching, So like.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Who's so, who's telling you how to reintroduce the All
Blacks back into Super.

Speaker 9 (25:40):
Quo is no funny thing, right because they had they
were supposedly supposed to have a camp earlier on in
the year, and you know obviously they've got canceled. But
when you're rolling into sort of reintroducing your all Blacks.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
Yeah, who's who's giving those rules?

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Giving the order? You're a one hundred test all Black
and so you know we've got you here. So I
to ask you us and your WhatsApp groups that are
going around with your mates, like how worried are you
about things at that top level at the moment? Because
this is not this is a news zone for Professional

(26:13):
Era All.

Speaker 9 (26:14):
Blacks, crazy, isn't it. I Mean, we haven't got a coach,
we haven't got a CEO, the high performance, we haven't
sort of got any so we're sort of going backwards
a little bit and getting the coach in order before
we get the CEO. Am I worried?

Speaker 4 (26:29):
No?

Speaker 9 (26:30):
Oh, not not really. I think we've definitely got the players.
If you look at it from that point of view,
we've definitely got the players.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
The guys.

Speaker 9 (26:37):
You know, obviously the board and the interview viewing process
is going to happen. You've got great men doing it,
you know, David Kirk, you've got two you really experienced hookers,
and Kevin Milamu and and Dane Coles.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
So it's a pretty good too many front.

Speaker 9 (26:51):
You probably need some a little bit of a I'm
not going to say intelligence.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Maybe David Cook's got that through right now.

Speaker 9 (26:59):
Yes, Step balances that a half back. So no, I
think we're going to be all right. I think I'm
looking forward to sort of some of the talent that's
coming through Super Rugby this year. You know, particular guys
that's sort of really played well in the PC last year.
But it's going to be a big couple of years
Rugby World Cup.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Next year you got the Australia way Man.

Speaker 5 (27:18):
Not long, not long.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Imagine I imagine if we if we get new people
on board and then no pressure because people say, well,
there's not going to be a huge expectation around about
how we're going to go. It's not like we're building,
been building for four.

Speaker 9 (27:31):
Hours until we get to South Africa. Spring box man,
they're looking pretty good and they're big buggers.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
Peak too early.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
They peaked early, hopefully mills La, thank you so much
for coming on.

Speaker 9 (27:46):
Absolute Pleasure.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Guys, Absolute Pleasure.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Jeremy Wells and the Nia Stuart, The Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 7 (27:54):
Jerry and Leni The Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
A lot of.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
People in the the Hudackey Breakfast Facebook page yesterday. One
of them was saying, how come every time we get
a rugby player on the phone it sounds like they're
taking a dump, Like the audio quality sounds like they're
in a in a bathroom, and then also they sound
like they're trying to force it, and then when they
come into the studio they sound incredible.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Is that right?

Speaker 4 (28:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (28:17):
I don't know if we've had meals on the line.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
But man, he was great in the studio.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah, super interesting talking to Mells about it. So much experience,
so much knowledge in the game.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Look, he felt like he was ambushed a little bit
there because I don't think he was expecting ernest football
analysis from us, and it's all he got nine minutes
of it. But he just walked into a buzz saw.
He was like, these guys be up for a laugh
with that right now? When I pass it back into
the two, can I how's the new five second RUMs?

(28:46):
How's the user to lose it going to apply as
it pertains to the back three in defensive schemes?

Speaker 1 (28:51):
We'd trains putting stuff from nudging eighty eight.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Poor guy, I know, but it's what everyone's thinking about
going into the season. You know, there's all these new
rules and we're like, right, how do I wrap my
head around this?

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (29:02):
Totally.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
And then you've got the international part of the seasons. Well,
there's going to be a really interesting Raby season this one.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Actually he's still out there going another question because remember
we got the tour of South Africa.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
Yeah, I know, Well, this is the thing.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
So we've introduced all these rules and our players are
going to get used to that, and then halfway through
the year we're going to go play South Africa and that,
and they haven't been playing with these rules, and we
won't be playing with those roles in the international thing.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
And we don't have a coach and we don't have
a CEO. Get him back in here.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Up next to the Friday Top five three four eight three,
eight hundred Herdachy This morning Boats, the top five boats.

Speaker 8 (29:39):
Bluebridge, Jerry and Mini, the Hotokey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
It's the five this morning on the Friday Top five,
the top five boats.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Yeah, that's right. So we're leaving a wide open for interpretation.
Whatever boat you want to nominate, you can. I want
to get one of the obvious ones out of the way,
the finn Chaser five three five center console with the
Mercury sixty elpt four strokes ct outboard that you could
win by texting boat to three four eight three.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
That's got to be in there.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Yeah, seventy five thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
Yeah, that's right, that's got to be right up there.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
As always, Sam's comes straight in with his own top five,
straight off the rip. He has gone black magic, yep, endeavor, Endeavor. Yeah,
Michael Hill's super yacht, the Beats, the way Hecker Fiery yep,
and an optimist, oh.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Just any old optimist.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
Just the class of optimacy optimist or laser.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Pea class pea class, yeah, p class okay, dinghy. I
think we're looking for specific boats with names.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Okay, So you won't take an entire class.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
No, I don't think so. I think they're saying optimist
because then you start getting into catamaran, minor hult like
blade you know, Scott Watson sloop. Now that that can.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
Be nominated, okay, because it's a specific one blade. Okay,
So you won't accept the lettery of people who have
taxed through and said motor boat.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
No, not motor boat, because otherwise your top five would
just be yacht, cat sloop, motor.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
Boat, jipot no, no, no. When they's a motivate, they mean, oh.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
I see the kitchen was there?

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Man?

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Gotcha o the kitchen? That's right. See that person's got
the right idea on three throw through.

Speaker 5 (31:26):
The rainbow warrior.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
You know that's the that's the right idea.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
The rainbow Warrior. Okay, the rainbow.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Warrior that that can be that could be nominated for
ze top five boat.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
Okay, so then let me throw one at you.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Then Jeremy Wells the Tevy in it, which was a
twin screw turbo electric roll on roll off passenger ferry
ordered in nineteen sixty four and steaming express from Wellington
to Littleton.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Yeah, those days, do you accept that? I will accept that.
But mose days the fairy used to get a little
Ton so she's been overnighter. Yeah, so it's sleep overnight.
It's not that much wake up oddly enough, by the
way that the shape of the North and the South
Island and you think, oh, that's miles further to get down.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
To little and actually not not wrecked on the tenth
of April eight, nineteen sixty eight.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Yeah, got that footages. I find that footage so spooky,
that Hawac and White footage and all those people that
were saved and swimming in.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Oh there's a lot of love coming through. On three
four eight three for the Himns, it is Manawanuis that
was wrecked on.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
A reef just off the coast of Apia.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Oh man, what's the latest song that if we worked
out what happened they crashed it? Yeah, I don't know
what happened that they have an on autopilot.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
They were either on autopilot when they shouldn't have been,
or they weren't on autopilot when they should have been.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
I don't really know. They're people making love on the
bridge texts?

Speaker 5 (32:41):
That true?

Speaker 6 (32:42):
What's the other one that is off the coast of
Totanga The arena, Oh, the arena. You can go and
dive onto that one.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
The arena that loomed large for a few years, didn't it.
What about the macaw Lherman Tov excuse me, Mikhayl Lherman Toff,
the Russian cruise liner that sunk.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Oh yeah, it was listing lazily to the left for
about two weeks, wasn't it.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
That's right?

Speaker 3 (33:01):
And we were like, can we go and refloat it?
Someone that sticked through the Cathedral Cove water taxi, I
don't mind that one. Oh, I've caught that one. Actually
caught a banana boat from yes, from the Young Hale
all the way to Cathedral Cove. Let me tell you
too long, too far to be going on a banana boat.
It was about ten ks through the open ocean on

(33:21):
a banana boat.

Speaker 4 (33:22):
It was me kezy.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Another couple and then one random Japanese tourist who could
not swim, and she was sitting in front of me
shout out to Stacy.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
I still think about it. One's getting a few votes.
Casey had one being the big boat was challenged from
the America's Cup in about nineteen eighty eight. I think
it was yeah right, it went up against Dennis Connor's catamaran. Yeah,
got absolutely wasted. It got slooped. I think it now
exists down in the Auckland Harbor. Oh, is that the
one sits down out of the down by the Maritimes

(33:52):
the ubers after a night out on the wiiz I
underneath that one.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Yet, someone said the TV too. We're got a photo
of that one up on our wall. Not to be
confused with the motor boat.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Yeah, I can't. Yeah, that's a slightly different thing.

Speaker 4 (34:06):
Someone said worst boat ever. Inter Island had no question
about the.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Sultan of Brunei's brother's boat. I think the tenders on
a SOUPI yot One's called Tits one and Tits two.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Jerry and I joined the complays the Haidaki Breakfast discussion
group on Facebook for more.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
It's the five to five this morning, we're looking for
the top five boats boats on three four eight three,
or you can give us a call I eight hundred
hadaki or eight hundred and four to eight seven two
five someone's takes through morning chaps.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
I nominate my old Optimist sailing dinghy named the Saucy Suit,
which I hadn't denied, and sadly it's sank and Otaga
Harbor and a stiff Suddenly.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Hey, should we keep it to New Zealand boats New
Zealand registered boats, because otherwise I mean the Endeavor. For example,
there's a lot of boats coming in for the Endeavor,
which is the boat that Captain James Cook sailed over
and seventeen sixty nine in New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
But on our coins it's not regis did as a
New Zealand boat. Oh no, well, because New Zealand didn't
exist in a game.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
No. I mean it is a famous boat. Obviously, any
boat that's got its own coin, it's impressive.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
To the boats need to be registered.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
I think they need to have been registered in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
It's going to cause all kinds of It's an insurance
has for one thing, the lynx, Oh.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
The lynks the theory that goes across Cook Straight, the.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
Old catamaran thing. Yeah, yeah, that's all going on.

Speaker 5 (35:25):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
I have been booked on the links thrice and thrice.
I have not made it across the Cook Straight. It was.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
It was the concord of water travel, wasn't it.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
It was. It got across there in under two hours,
which is remarkable because what takes two and a half
three hours across on the normal one. Yes, that's attacker.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Then that's if you don't end up wrecked in the
Marlboro sounds. Talk to me about the White par Delta
pedal steamer.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
That's dear to a sc hit g Lane's heart, the
White par Delta pedal steam. In fact, I think as
a young man he used to wait for it to
come past and then stand on the banks of the
Wakata River and do brown eyes. Oh. I'm pretty sure
some people got a little bit more than a dinner
and a date when it came to traveling up in
the White Paw Delta pedal steamer.

Speaker 6 (36:12):
I've got some news on the White Paw Delta apparently
went up and down the Waikato River for about twenty
years and then it ran around the Viadact Harbor and
Auckland for a bit last sighting. It's up on blocks
and a farm outside of Topor and they're thinking you're
floating it around lake Topor.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
But great idea, great idea.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
On a related note, the shedder on the side of
the Northwestern Motorway in Auckland.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
Have you seen that?

Speaker 5 (36:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (36:34):
I know the one is that just by Lincoln Road,
the Lincoln Road off him. Yeah, I know about that one.
A lot of folks coming in for the ERNs law
of course. The lady of the Lady of the lake.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Yeah, beautiful, beautiful ship.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
You can get on there and have a meal and
it'll fizz around the lake.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
Wakataboo there.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Yeah, beautiful. Yeah. Would it kill the uns laughter to
be able to for to be able to sleep on it?

Speaker 3 (36:56):
Might just about scuttle it. Uh text to admin role
to text on three four A three. A boat is
generally smaller for inland slash coastal use and can fit
on a ship. A ship is larger ocean going and
can carry boats.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
Okay, suck that jury, all right.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
More love for the hmn z is MANOUI. Mister Whippy
used to do a good banana Boat, the Inslaw unslow
wipe Art Delta pedal steamer the way he needed, the
tity cruising on the enter Islander boats and Hose.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
What about the Denied and the ship that took our
first shipment to meet to England in eighteen eighty two
and then brought back herpies and Gorse.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
I don't mind herpies, but Gorse drives men. Same sucks, Yeah,
Gorse does suck, all right. Keep those sets coming through
three four A three or as always.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
You can give us a call on eight hundred Hodaki,
A lot of love coming in for Inzi Eye Enterprise.

Speaker 4 (37:44):
We're going to collate the boats and announce the top five.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Next Zigbie Taylor, of course, captaining insid I Enterprise in
the eighty five eighty six whip Breed Race. I think
it had a whale lost its keel at one point.

Speaker 7 (38:00):
Jury in the night, the Hodarkey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
It's the Bibe this morning. We're looking for the top
five boats in New Zealand. They have to be New
Zealand registered boats. We're not including the Endeavor, even though
there have been I reckon thirty five to forty votes
for the Endeavor. Great boat.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
That's a great boat, but unfortunately not registered.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
And that's their shoe question is what happened to the
Endeavor after it came down side down to New Zealand
go back? It was actually, it's been discovered that it was.
It was renamed the Lord Sandwich, of course, and it
was scuttled in seventeen seventy eight during the American War
of Independence. So it's wreck as a newport harbor in

(38:44):
Rhode Island, is there, right?

Speaker 4 (38:46):
You learn something new every day?

Speaker 5 (38:48):
All right?

Speaker 3 (38:49):
Then, fellas, we've got a lot more come through Chatty's
Charters and New Plymouth fifty years of Seales spotting tours.
The Rainbow Warrior registered in London, not New Zealand. So
we're gonna have to strike down one off.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
The Baruna. What's the Baruna? Baruna was a way hicky
fury that used to run for the longest time, very
long fury. If you've got a side swell cruising through
the the Terry Channel, then you really know about it.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Yeah, okay, So without any further ado, should we rip
into this top five fellas.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Let's do it.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
Number five the White Part Delta paddle steamer formative in
the childhood of acc Hre Glane pulling brown eyes as
the steams past.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Great ship, and now we know it's up on it's
up on blocks. You call it blocks.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
Yeah, and now I think Glane has to drive past.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
He's pass now before the Daneda and the ship that
took our first shipment of meat to England in eighteen
eighty two and brought back herpies and gorse, how's.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
A fear trade and in the end obviously started New
Zealand's largest export industry, which was meat and well in
those days, so good on the duned and thank God
for that.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
Are we still important Gorse?

Speaker 1 (39:54):
No, no, no, we don't tend to be, but we're
still bring in a bit of herpes.

Speaker 4 (39:58):
Number three Lisa Carryton's kayak.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Does it have a name?

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Is it the same one every time? Or do we
just go whichever kayak? Lisa Carrington.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
Yeah, it's so many gold medals.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
Do you name kayaks?

Speaker 1 (40:11):
No, it's a question. No, But I'd say she'd have
a special little nickname for it. Yeah, that says she
would too.

Speaker 5 (40:17):
Number two.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
The actually means it is Mono and he wrecked on
a reef and wrecked the reef spelling millions of gallons
of fuel into the local ecosystem off the coast of Arpia.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
I shouldn't laugh. It's not funny. It's not funny at all.

Speaker 4 (40:29):
And with just a little bit of further ado number one,
number one, one seven, the Plastic Fantastic.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
It's got its own song that makes sense to me.
It does some great celebrities in the song as well,
Rich Marsden, Bunny Walters, Funny Walders, you had Tim Finn.

Speaker 5 (40:48):
No nil Fin.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Interestingly, Devo Debo was there, Dave Doblin, Barry crump butt
you the line Susan Prentice Stephenson is there? The guy
from Satellite Spy So I think you're seeing there. Brendan Dougan,
who's there.

Speaker 5 (41:10):
In the challenge.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
This is just a remix of Porka, the whitewasher, uh,
A couple of honorable mentions, the Rainbow's End, bumper boats,
the Rainbow Warrior, motor boats in general, on the hydrofold
or why hecky? And that I guess for another day?
Is your Friday Top five Bucks.

Speaker 8 (41:32):
Jerry and Midnight, The Hodarkey Breakfast, Jerry and Mni The
Hodarkey Breakfast.

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Speaker 1 (41:49):
G Lane Glane Mania has got all his golf and
gear on the story with the acc opened this afternoon.

Speaker 10 (41:56):
Yeah, unfortunately, and I was going to have to hit
the range for a number of reasons, but the main
reason being that it is weirder than an odders pocket
currently in Auckland, and it's due to absolutely pess down
the staff and theoon with thunderstorms. And you know what,
we love golf, but I'm more of a casual kind

(42:16):
of social golfer and being soaking wet dodging thunderstorms is
not part of that. So we've we've postponed it to
the sixth of March. There you goo min, I say
your golf gear till then.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
Yeah, So I'll just be sitting on my golf here
at the pub across the road for the afternoon as well. Well,
that's what I said.

Speaker 10 (42:31):
I communicated with all the people. There's about one hundred
and forty people who are due to come down. I
said to them all, look, no judgment. You can still
tell your friends, your family, your lover that the tournament
is still on. Rain hail or shine and just go
to the pub.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Yeah, that's a good cause, good option for them.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Have we potentially blown the blown ourselves up here by
talking about it on the radio.

Speaker 10 (42:53):
That's the potential as well. But no one's listening.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
No, that's good for it. That's the joys of not
having anyone listening to this show.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Super Rugby kicks off this week in Lane.

Speaker 11 (43:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (43:03):
It always sneaks up on you, isn't it. It's a
sneaky sneaky in the middle of summer. Seems like it's
earlier and earlier every year. But right in the middle
of a Tea twenty World Cup. We've still got to
So that gaed you to come here for five T
twenty and kicking off Super Rugby. But kicking off with
it always kicks off with some real good local darby though,
so it's actually not a bad start because we've got

(43:23):
the tonight. We've got the Highlanders versus the Crusaders down
there in the Systeamer lunchbox. It's a team that's been
ravaged by injury. Fabian Holland out for the season apparently
Pleasure they have young you halfback. He's gone as well
and potentially's going to lose their coach pretty same as
well the Highlanders. So not a great start this season,
and of course we can't. The Crusaders will do what

(43:44):
Crusaders do. They'll plug away, play some boring footy, win
the competition. But we're calling that tonight live and free
right here on Hodaki and on iHeartRadio. And then tomorrow's
night it is versus the Blues on Valentine's Day at
Eden Park. What could be more.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Chef's favorites to take out the competition? The people putting
them they, I mean, they are a star started line up,
the Chiefs going up against the Blues. Though at home,
Blues playing two dollars thirty five us in the Chiefs
one fifty seven two thirty five. That's not that's not
bad even at the Blues at home.

Speaker 10 (44:18):
Look the perennial underachievers, your Blues, your beloved Blues. Jerry,
So I'm not surprised they're outside it. No ticker, no checker,
no absolutely, no chick. You can't you can't buy pride,
you can't buy mona. Yeah, you can't buy.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Mon This feels like an unreasonable drive by here. I
mean the Blues have been there or thereabouts, and in fact,
they they took it out a couple of years ago.

Speaker 10 (44:43):
Yeah, look, I mean they are thereabouts. Otherwise known as
an underachiever. I mean, this show here has been there
or thereabouts for a number of decades.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
It's not our fault that we've got other things to
do in Auckland, you know, other than necessarily play rugby.
We've we've got to we've got to live lives. We've
got to pay mortgage, We've got we've got to go
We've got to go to nightclubs, make capital gains.

Speaker 10 (45:04):
Got to sit in traffic, you know. I mean, there
is a lot of things you've got to do in Auckland,
you know, ram raids that stuff like that. There going
you keep yourself.

Speaker 4 (45:10):
Busy, Flat White.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
Oh, by the way, this cricket going on. The t
twenty World Cups still going on. What did you make
of the Italy Nepal game, haven't I do?

Speaker 11 (45:18):
You know what?

Speaker 10 (45:19):
I'm actually loving the kind of minnow games. I didn't
see the result of that one, but how holy heck it.
I mean, if you checked out the Afghanistan South African match,
there's one that's one that's one of the great go
to a double super over and it isn't cricket in
a funny space when you see something like that and
you see a world class bottle like Ribata do what
he did, and you go, hm, specious.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
It's here.

Speaker 10 (45:42):
It's a terrible slide on the game when you think that.
But he just had an absolute shocker ribarda from Africa
and he nearly blew it. Luckily though for the black Caps.
It was actually a good result for us with Africa
just tipping up Afghanistan because that means we're guaranteed to
go through the Super Eights no matter what the result
is against Africa on Sunday morning.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
Uh, lane On, I've just become aware of potential hazards.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
So you you were supposed to be playing golf all
afternoon leading into the first commentary of the of the day.
You've now been rained out, so you're essentially just going
to be sitting probably opposite me at the pubble afternoon
in our golf gear, leading into the first commentary that
will then be similar cast.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
On these airways. It is that potentially a hazard for you.

Speaker 10 (46:23):
Yeah, listen, I've faced a lot of adversity in my time.
Potentially this afternoon could be one of those. But I mean,
let's be honest and I us on a golf course
and us sitting opposite each other at a pub, there's
not much different in terms of consumption of let worth.
I'm not I'm not overly faced. I've faced bigger, bigger
hurdles in my time. But it could go it could

(46:44):
go horribly wrong. I understand that you why you've flagged
it and if you want to find out the results,
student tonight from seven pm.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Here Gulaine, thanks for your time this morning. Go shut
the best way to catch up on what.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
You miss they breakfast radio.

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Bankrupt that company and it'll get your school's name itched
into the vaunted It's Academic Roll of Honor, joining a
few more, although not many new names being etched in
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The It's Academic role of honor.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
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Speaker 4 (47:39):
Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
And looking to each his school's name into that role
of honor is Nathan, who joins us from a blizzard.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
Good morning, Nathan, there you go.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Good thank you. Are you either in a waterfall or
a blizzard? What is it?

Speaker 10 (47:54):
Oh mate, I'm in the car driving.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Oh here we go? Always fixed that hit out the window?
Good stuff?

Speaker 5 (47:59):
All right?

Speaker 4 (47:59):
Nathan? What what school did you go to?

Speaker 10 (48:02):
I don't really want to admit but Mountain View High
School in Timorrow.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
Mountain Okay?

Speaker 1 (48:08):
How many schools were they in Timorrow? I feel like
there were. There's way more than they should.

Speaker 4 (48:12):
Be, Craighead and Mountain View.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
Then you get your Timokers, your wonme Aties.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Okay, all right, there's actually not as many as I thought.
I think I'm getting a warm confused as well.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
Then you've got some Kiffins plas yes, St Keivins. Then
you whitesack your boys and girls.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
And then.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
They called all those guys that used to they own
the veggie shop, Brethren their own schools.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Oh, okay, right there we go away mountain View.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
So so this is going to be tough for you, Nathan,
this quiz just being from mountain View High School?

Speaker 1 (48:51):
Yeah, so did what was the academic record of Mountain
View High School?

Speaker 5 (48:57):
Not good?

Speaker 4 (48:58):
How did you go and scrap though?

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Oh yeah we were good?

Speaker 11 (49:02):
That?

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Okay, that might come in handy with these questions. We'll
see how you go, Nathan. You're just going to get
three correct out of five hundred and fifty dollars worth
of Bunny vouchers up for grabs. Question one for Nathan
who won the T twenty World Cup pool game between
Italy and Nepal last night's pool? No, it was Italy.

(49:25):
What was the color of the jersey that David bain
Water court in nineteen ninety four?

Speaker 10 (49:30):
Oh, it's multi site.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
It was which two super rugby teams did Mills mulli
Aina play for a walk?

Speaker 5 (49:39):
One?

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Yes, I'll accept that, and no, it's the Chiefs who
played Michael Knight and the nineteen Nighties TV series night Rider.

Speaker 5 (49:52):
David has correct.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
I want to get there.

Speaker 12 (49:54):
We go for all the Chuckies Port Vila is the
capital of which Pacific Island nation? What Port Vila is
the capital of which Pacific Island nation. I have started
the question so you can answer it, Nathan, Port Vila
the capital of No.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
That's that's mountain View. For the glory of mountain View.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
No is not going to accept it.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
That's fun Awa.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
Too bad luck, Nathan, you were you were let down
by the education system. To be fair, I thought Nathan
was going to do it, and that mountain View getting
on there before Saint Kevin, Sir, all right, so he's
going to strike.

Speaker 6 (50:41):
Strike mountain View off two hundred bucks Monday.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
It's on Monday.

Speaker 7 (50:45):
Silly stuff, Jerry and Mini the hold I keep breakfast.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Something came to our.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
Attention was something hit my algorithm yesterday actually, and it
was a term that I hadn't been familiar with. But
as soon as I heard it, I think I knew
exactly what it was all about. And the term is
full dog ass bra And if you don't know what
that is, I didn't eat it. But luckily there's an
explainer online.

Speaker 5 (51:06):
This is how you know you're a full dog ass bra.

Speaker 11 (51:10):
If you're going to go on some form of dating show,
you're a full dog ass like Pop the Balloon, Love Island,
any of these Popper shows. Bro, you're a full dog gass.
I don't even have words for yours, Bro, It's just
it's sad.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
And so we thought, you know what he is?

Speaker 4 (51:30):
Yeah, you watched those shows. I was watching meths last.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
Night, some of them full dogs, full dog as Bro.
You know how you know I would describe those people
on methsays sorry, put in miss dog gars Bro.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
Full dog ass Bro.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
And so we thought, you know what, would it be
the craziest thing in the world for a breakfast radio
show to just shout a weekly awarded on a Friday
morning for the most full dog ass bro Dog gars Bro.

Speaker 5 (51:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
Back in the day we used to have the New
Zealand of the Week. I think this is more fitting
for us, the full dog ass Bro of the Week.

Speaker 4 (52:06):
Would you like to throw anyone in the drawer? Would
actually you'd like to nominate someone?

Speaker 1 (52:10):
Well, I've got a couple of people that I'd like
to put on the drawer. One of them is on
behalf of Zoe, who's our producer, who's womaning the phones
and studio b And I'd like to put Mike Minogue,
the host of the Big Show. In therefore a dishing
out a present to Zoe, and this was some time

(52:31):
ago for our secret Sander, which he just he didn't
obviously think about a present for anyone. And then he
just ended up grabbing a vacuum cleaner that he wanted
to get rid of, and he packaged it up in
a pretty horrific way, very Hodgepodge rapping, and then gave
it to Zoe. And then when Zoe actually he already
has a vacuum clean that's way better, refused to take
it home.

Speaker 5 (52:50):
He seemed to get offended by that, And for that
I think he is full dog ass bro.

Speaker 4 (52:58):
You mentioned you had a couple. Is there another one
for the other guy?

Speaker 1 (53:00):
I feel a bit stink about this because he's a
great New Zealander. But this week I heard something from
Don McClain. Of course, he sings American Pie, great song,
and his version that I heard this week he's eighty,
so he's he's like he's reasonably old. But the version
that I heard was pretty much a long long time ago.

(53:22):
I can still remember how that music used.

Speaker 5 (53:25):
To make me smile. Poor dog ass bro, I knew
if I had my chance.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
I could make those people dance.

Speaker 5 (53:34):
Maybe they'd be happy.

Speaker 4 (53:35):
We don't need to hear it out again.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
I feel like I'm Nicolin diming Don McLain on that
just because he can't sing in Churn anymore.

Speaker 5 (53:42):
He's old.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
Yeah, yeah, that's right. Oh now he's getting slagged off
on the radio here in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
I feel bad about that, but to be honest, he's
still has.

Speaker 5 (53:50):
Pull dog gars Bro.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
I would like to nominate one this week.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
It is the Norwegian skier who was interviewed after he
won bronze or as I like to put it, lost silver,
and then said that six months ago he met the
love of his life. Three months ago cheated on the
love of his life and I think that is.

Speaker 5 (54:07):
Full dog gars Bra.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
And it was full dog as because then he came
out and then she came out and said, well, I
didn't really want to get broiled in this.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
Yeah that's right. And I think had she known the term,
she would have described him.

Speaker 5 (54:17):
As a dog as bra.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Yeah, brah.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
So give it give us a.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
Text three four eight three, or give us a call,
oh eight hundred hadarky, is anyone you want to nominate
a full dog ass Bro.

Speaker 5 (54:27):
The week with dog gars Bro.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Only one person can take it out. Only won't be
one Pull Dog Garspra of the Week.

Speaker 8 (54:35):
Jerry and Midnight The Hodarcky Breakfast. Jerry and Midnight The
hold Arkey Breakfast.

Speaker 5 (54:43):
We're looking for the pull Dog gars Bra.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Of the week.

Speaker 4 (54:47):
That's right. This is basically actually do we need to
run through exactly what a full dog gars Bro is?

Speaker 1 (54:52):
I think so yep.

Speaker 5 (54:55):
This is how you know you're a full dog gars Bra.
If you're going to go on some form of.

Speaker 11 (55:01):
You're a full dog GSS like Pop the Balloon, Love Island,
any of these typer shows. Bruh, you're a full dog grass.
I don't even have words for yous Bro. It's just
it's sad.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
He's now that our mate there, Yeah, he's totally now,
but he's right. If you are going on the day
and show you are full dog.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
As, you're a dog gars Bra full dog gars Bro
text three on three four three full dog gars Bra.

Speaker 4 (55:26):
People are a queue across an intersection full dog gars Bra.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
I don't know if I've.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
Seen that, but it sounds full dog as Bro.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
What about this one here? Definitely my nice Stuart blooded
his way to magic ground. Couldn't even shout a steak dinner.

Speaker 5 (55:39):
That's full full dog garss Bra.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Yeah, I agree with that texture actually three four eight three.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
Initially, yep, that hurt when I read that, But upon
further reflection, there probably isn't a clearer example of full
dog gars Bro than me ratting you out.

Speaker 4 (55:55):
And getting a trip out out of it.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Totally.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
But since we're slagging each other off, how about this
one from Hazel on three four three. Jeremy Wells for
slagging off an old man is full dog gars Bro.

Speaker 5 (56:05):
Full dog gars Bro.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
Can I just retract that slagging off of Don McLean?
He's an eighty year old man. I I'd like to
retract that from the full dog gars Bracord.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
So you feel bad about that?

Speaker 1 (56:18):
I do?

Speaker 3 (56:19):
Okay, Well, Ruder, why don't you play the clip of
audio that Jerry asked you to prepare for the segment
of the show.

Speaker 5 (56:29):
Go for Ship.

Speaker 4 (56:31):
You made Ruder clip this up so that you could
play it on national radio this morning?

Speaker 1 (56:34):
Jerry, can you tell me to keep it in this throat?

Speaker 5 (56:36):
Full dog gars I want to retract full dog garss B.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
No, there's no attractions to the full dog ass Once
you nominate someone Jerry, you've got to you know, stand
by guns.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
How about this from Jake? He says, two of my
mates running tinder double dates.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Yeah that is full dog gars Bro. That's come through
on the Instagram. Another one said the BCCI is full
dog as.

Speaker 5 (56:58):
Bro, Full dog gars Bro.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Bryan Tamakie for trying to walk across a bridge.

Speaker 5 (57:02):
Poor dog Asspra. And you know what that is, Yeah,
that is poor dog Asspra.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
I'd like to nominate Rushed Carn the Afghan cap captain
for giving Zippy a send off after he got pelted
all around the park and this team wire well on
the way to a good old beating.

Speaker 5 (57:17):
That is dog gars Bra.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
He will also give his own teammates are real good
pelting verbally and he coming with the hand actions, which
for me is.

Speaker 5 (57:26):
Pull dog gars Bra.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
Okay, so keep text coming through.

Speaker 3 (57:29):
We can give us a call eight hundred Hodaki eight
hundred four to eight, seven to five and nominate your full.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Dog ass Bro the week.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
Pull Dog gars Bra will nominate the inaugural winner of
that honor right after Oasis.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Eighteen past eight on the Hidache Breakfast. Thanks to Bunning's trade.

Speaker 7 (57:46):
Pull dog gars Bro, Jerry and the Night the Hodaki Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
We're embroiled in the middle of a world first here
on Radio Hodacky. It's the first ever award for a
full dog Ass of the Week. Bro and I think
I think the criteria pretty self explainatory. It's a vibe
and let's give some of the nominations that have come
through on three four eight three is a bit of
an example. Golfers who don't fitch, who don't fix pitchmarks
or dibots full dog gars Bro.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Yep, I'd like to nominate all Crusaders fans saying it's
going to be a tough year, and then they win
the title pretty much every time. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
Well, we're talking yesterday on the Agenda podcast about maybe
they should do it like America's Cup with all the
other teams except for the Crusaders. They play each other
for the right to play the Crusaders in the final.
How do you save everyone?

Speaker 1 (58:31):
How do you? That's dog gas? Plus here's another allegation
of being dog gass being chucked at you, full dog ass.
Brim and I voluntarily watching maths and previously Farmer wants
a wife.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Double dog as dogs, Bro, yeah, I can't. I can't
deny those allegations. There's something about that train wreck DV man.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
It just gets me. Here's Andrew Morning, Andrew, how are
you burning? Jerry Morning?

Speaker 10 (58:55):
And I Ruver and Zoe.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
Who would you like to nominate for full dog gars
bro of.

Speaker 10 (58:59):
The I want to nominate Paul Henry for setting four
and a half of Northland with batch.

Speaker 5 (59:10):
What happened?

Speaker 10 (59:11):
From what I understand, he had a pile of rubbish
and he wanted to get rid of and he's quite
good at setting bonfos according to himself, but this one
got out of handswer the Volleys had to come over
and save him. I wonder if he had a champion.

Speaker 5 (59:24):
And oh dog ass Braose.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
People just enjoying, probably a holiday or a weekend perhaps.
Next thing you know, you've got a bloody fire.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
Call out for some select going home with Yeah, that's right,
that's right, it's full dog as all right, Thanks very
much for the.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
Col Andrew good on here Andrew appreciate.

Speaker 3 (59:47):
That uh Bron Tomickie no Hotham for his terrible new lead.
Hope that makes the Crusaders lose tonight?

Speaker 1 (59:54):
Well that's for on. Incubus have been nominated as full
dog ass Bra just for being incubus dog.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
I don't know about that. You've been nominated. I've been
nominated about four times, and Paul Henry has been nominated.
So should we announce the winner of the inaugural full.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
Dog ars Bro.

Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
Let's do it called dog gars Bra.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
The Norwegian scare who six months ago met the lover's life,
then three months ago cheated on it and then immediately
dragged the name.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
All through the mud in his postmatch press conference.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Yeah. If you don't think that that's called dog gars Bra,
then there's something wrong with you.

Speaker 7 (01:00:29):
Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
You want to talk about your mistress today, don't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
I see it as Mistress Day, which is celebrated. Well,
it's actually yeah, it is Mistress Day thirteenth today, So
which is the day before Valentine's Day, an unofficial, widely
recognized and often commercialized holiday for individuals to take their
mistress's lovers or romantic partners out for dinner or celebration
just before films. I mean some cultures, yep, Look it's

(01:01:00):
different Japan, for example, right when we're over in Japan,
a couple of years ago, you took a mistress. I
was at a Shabou shaboo restaurant where a sec he youlane.
What's a shabby chabou restaurant. Shaboo shaboo is where they
have these trays of meat and these beautiful wooden trays,
and they present these trays to you and have this
boiling broth in front of it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
They make you cook it yourself on a primus.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Yeah, I hate that. It's good man.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
Nah, I'm not paying you to come to your restaurant
to cook my own feed. You cook for me.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
That's the that's the deal. You say that, but it's
you can customize your own broth. I don't want it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
That's not why I'm at a restaurant.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
I suck customizing my own broth and cooking. If I'm
going out, it's because I want you to do it
for me. It's like going to KFC and there's a
hop on the deep fry here. Mate, No, you do it, Sanders,
your dog right clock your own food. Then you go
to a restaurant, you pay someone else for the service.
I'm not paying for the servers and then doing it myself.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Well, the sky I thought they was sitting at a
table side me was an old boy with a young lady,
and I thought he's paying for some service here, and
had a bit of a chat to the person who's
looking after us. I see what's going on over here.
This is full dog ass from this old boy. And
he said, oh, no, no, no, no. This is an
interesting cultural phenomenon. And then he went on to explain

(01:02:17):
that a wealthy Japanese gentleman often have mistresses, one generally
who's younger, and it's widely known by the family who's
not only the young mistress, and also that the old
boy they all know about it. In fact, in this
kosher yeah, it's kind of it's considered an honor because

(01:02:39):
for the for the wife of I know this is
weird to talk about, but for the wife of the
old boy, it means that her husband is still desired.
He's not breaking up with his wife. For this woman,
that doesn't happen. You don't break up, you keep your
barriers together. And the for the young female, oftentimes they

(01:03:02):
are in university well, and the old boy pays for
her university. And so yeah, it's a suguny situation, but
it's been paidful, but oftentimes by the female wife because
they look after the finances in the.

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
Japanese unless I think I just all I can think
about right now is that there's gonna be one person
out there who's going to get caught stepping out on
their partner this weekend, and they're gonna they're gonna have
a misremembered yarn off the radio that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
They heard you down in the mid No.

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
No, no, because what happens, man, it's like when the
it's actually signed a great respect, So you should be honored.

Speaker 4 (01:03:39):
I did this this weekend.

Speaker 6 (01:03:40):
Probably anyone that's like goes to their message to I'm
just going out with the boys tonight on Friday the third.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
Are you? Are you really just with the boy?

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
Goddamn what America, It's mistress date. That's That's what I'm doing.
You are, God damn it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
You are. Don't make sure you're in a good state
for Valentine's date tomorrow?

Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
Mo night, Can we play silver Chair at the top
of the son On.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Jurry in the night the Breakfast bigs Andy's joins us
in the studio morning Rebecca, good morning, guys. Oh yeah,
what have I done?

Speaker 13 (01:04:12):
EMUs be calling me by my full.

Speaker 4 (01:04:14):
Name this week government, what do you call these?

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
Found? These in your pocket?

Speaker 5 (01:04:21):
The marijuana?

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
Valentine's Date tomorrow, Rebecca, any plans?

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
You don't like it?

Speaker 13 (01:04:27):
Well, no, because I'm away from my partner, so there's
you know, there's a cheating allegation. Yeah, no, none of those.
But no, it's just I don't know, it's a weird
day Valentine's Date. I'm buy into that corporate stuff. Everyone
that's not with somebody on Valentine's Day just makes feel
a bit lonely.

Speaker 4 (01:04:45):
Yeah, to make people feel better, you give the traditions
here for Valentine's Day.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
My traditions are to not observe it. It's my main Valentine.
I'm with Beck on this. I don't like commercialized, paid
for days, be at my own birthday or Mother's Day. Particularly,
I'm not a fan of Mother's Day. Mother's Day. I
can get behind a little bit. It's about you. Yet,
well it's about you, and you can defer it so

(01:05:11):
you can you can be the better person by saying
that everyone goes, well, it's Father's Day, can like, don't
worry about fathers. I love Father's Day for that reason.
I think get some good virtue out of it by
just ignoring it and saying, I don't want anything.

Speaker 13 (01:05:22):
My birthday is usually on Father's Day.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
Those Father's Day, someday, someday, rud of what's your imagine
you have an extensive plan.

Speaker 6 (01:05:38):
Early doors used there was, but then she realized that
I was awful at getting her gifts. I would get
her things that she didn't want, that she didn't need.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
Now would you pass her if she wasn't grateful enough
for those gifts that she didn't want.

Speaker 6 (01:05:50):
No, because she did hide it very well. But then
a few months later, suddenly, let's say it was a necklace,
she wouldn't be wear in the necklace anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:05:57):
I've done this, I've done this.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
There is a there is a necklace sitting in your
bedside table that I went to great.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
Links to get. I've never seen it around her neck once.
I imagine you put a schedule together, Ruda, that probably
gets delivered about three weeks in advance. And okay, on
Valentine's Day, we're starting the day worth breakfast in bed,
and then we'll stay in bed for another three hours
in bed, and then I've got a playlist that I
want to that special playlist of yours that you play.

Speaker 6 (01:06:24):
That is the old days before there were kids. Now
our tradition is probably twelfth, maybe the thirteenth. We turn
to each other and go, we're doing anything Valentine's this year,
my dear, and she'll go no, no, okay, then sweet
and that's pretty much it now.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
And then you get very upset and you don't talk
to it, and.

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
Then the marry out, your band waiting at the front door.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
You give them the I'll just put the wine away in.

Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
You're not standing in the rain with the get no
not anymore, not anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:06:53):
I think.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
I think there's a good opportunity to do something that
you actually enjoy. I feel like a lot of people
in these things they go like I've got to make
a reservation at a restaurant that I don't want to
go to, or something like that. And luckily, growing up
broke for my entire life and my partner's entire life
as well. Our tradition is getting KFC and going down
to a blazing spot somewhere like that. We do this
every single year now that we live in Auckland. It's

(01:07:15):
the we go to like a West coast beach because
the sun sets over there. But it used to be
down about lake Hood down a Nashburton, Caroline Bay.

Speaker 13 (01:07:23):
Will you get a kebab, go to the skate park
or going up the poor Health?

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:07:26):
See exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
I heard about a couple recently who spiced things up
by going onto each other's phones and then sexually dming
a random person from each other's phone.

Speaker 4 (01:07:37):
I can't see that going wrong, full noise man.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
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