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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Daily bespoke content that you won't find on the radio
show The HDARKI Breakfast Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Welcome to the first Bite of the Cherry, the first
show to see a new day, the first show to
chuck you on the cup chair and sort you out.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Is it Yep?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It's the day of Our Lord, eleventh of June twenty twenty.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Unfortunately today not the first podcast to see the sun
because one of you was late, and it was me
one of you.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
One of us was crying, one of us was lying
each and every day, staring at the ceiling, wishing they
were somewhere else instead.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
One of those things.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
It's from Arbor, a reading from the Book of Arbor,
one of us, a letter hits.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
It's just one of those things, in't it when you
wake up and you've slept in. It's just that it's
a universal experience simulation theory Beck Sandy slipped through her
alarm as well, woke up, turned the radio on, heard
us talking about me sleeping in. About an hour later
we read hash the same story because we're short on content,
and Deli tuned in and had the exact same experience.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Crazy ship bro.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
So three people slept on this morning crazy ship? Is
it something about?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Can we get an astrology girlly in here to explain?
Is the moon doing something?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Does it have to be a girly or can it
be a guy?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Can it be ruder? Can it be ruder on the internet?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
And what do you want me to explain? What?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
What's happening with the stars at the moment?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
What planet?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Oh that's ship ruder? Yeah, oh he knows about And.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I'm not astrology Crystal, and you're on the podcast.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
No, I'm not German.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
She can't be into that stuff.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
And I'm not.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
But however, yesterday I got a text message saying, have
you looked out in the night sky because Jupiter and
certain i think is what they said, are really close
together and you can see them and it's an unnatural phenomenon.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Look, you can't usually see them.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Ah yeah, because the planets are the ones that they
look different than the old planets. They almost flash as
opposed to stars.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Which will they twinkle?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
So stars twinkle a couple of what Who texts you
that I took this?
Speaker 5 (02:14):
I went outside in the wind?
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Oh right, but who texts you and alerted you of mine?
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Who is definitely not an astrology.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Person astronomy astronomy rather than astrology.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Nah, well astrology astronomy is yes, you can see them.
Astrology is this is why your mood's being affected.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
You're the one who got me your mood.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Because you're that was for me. That was to find
out what mood Zoe's coming in the morning.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Speaking of astronomy, did you see twenty twenty eight, there's
going to be a full solar eclipse, not a lunar eclipse.
Solar that's the one where the Sun is covered up
by the moon during the day and so they have
to fall. Yeah, it's it's an interesting one and it
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means that. But it's only in Otago, so you're not
going to it's not going to be the full solar
clubs unless you're in Otago. This is in twenty twenty eight,
it's a Saturday.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
This is the longest teas in the history.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
And we'll be doing a live show. Yeah pub and
on that day.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
It's the first time it's happened for a long time
in New Zealand And and it means that it's going
to be a full darkness one. So it's one of
those ones where it goes dark you'll see you see
the stars for about ten minutes.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Put the humilidd and glasses on for when the sun
comes back out again so you don't burn your writnas.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yep, and the birds are going to go to sleep
because they're easily convinced because the bits stupid and and yeah,
it's going to be huge. It's going to be across
from Milford all the way across to Bloody. Didn't need ANUTI.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Well, I can't wait to forget about that until the
day before it happens and be like, shit, we should
have done something with that. Speaking of birds being dumb
and not not having watches is who.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
See what you've done there?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
No? No, no, you don't know where this is.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Guy.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
It's not about me waking her up and telling her
to fuck off this morning. But that did happen, No,
because she works with the rhinos. You can see her
on the latest episode of the Zoo Show, which I
think is called Wild Tales or something like that. It
was on on Sunday night. Go watch it on TV's
it on the month.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
She's the run or girl doing all she can to
protect the sanctuary in the home.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Yeah, and if you think the other the horniest things
she deals with on a day to day basis.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Why does it does she make a program called Rhino Girl.
Rhino Girl would go well, man.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
She would hate it, but it wouldn't be a good
Rhino Woman. It would be good if they didn't hit
it out her telling the TV crew the funk off
as well.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I'm trying to man, you guys, get the cameras out
of here. No, I can't even remember what you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
What was I talking about?
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Watchers?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Oh yeah, sorry, So obviously the rhinos don't know that
daylight saving kicks in. When it kicks in, and once
a year she walks in and scares the purse out
of these rhinos that are asleep, and then they jesuits
laising around.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Ge Lan's just stormed in.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
I think there's another one of it. It's just giving
me a radio, or do you know what fellas? Thanks mate,
and stay with this broadcasting thing, guys, you'll get there
at one point. People just give me radio awards. Just
as I'm sitting in the middle of a broadcast, someone
will just walk in and give me a radio.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
It be sleeping a twenty twenty six.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
That'll be next year. They'll get me out, fucking what
what One's this one for? Our best sports podcast?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Do you know? Best thing? The radio ords? Has you
ever done? Kept the same font for the radio awards
and certificates the whole time, so they've never changed that.
That's been the same since I've been in radio since had.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
To change the name though it used to say New
Zealand Radio War.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Right now it's the New Zealand Radio and Podcast podcast
And I think they've got some kind of ownership over
everything verbal winning them.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
That's one's for a podcast, all right.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
When you must be fucking sick of it? Sports podcast?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
You you can have it? Man?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Can I have that?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Yeah? The one next jury?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
You head some over here the other day and left
them and just walked away. You dropped them after.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I've won so many it just doesn't mean it. I
just want so many of these sporing so they I recoon.
You should check this on trade trade see what you
can get for it.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Well, someone to pay for it, Regon sign.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
When Bear Sports podcast The Agenda Podcast featuring g Laane
does Laane, Joseph Jurry, Yeah, Caddy, James mconey, Evan Pai
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man Hey, that's clear. Bradley, Chair of the radio industry.
On the podcast Solutions, I.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Don't remember clearly. On the podcast Drinking Clear, Bradley's happy
with her signature. I think they're fake that it looks
like she's written it with her left foot shadowed clear
Bradley Hoover shears.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Maybe she has written over.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Wasn't she there?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Bradley?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Probably?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I don't know. She's married to dancing Damn Bradley, isn't she?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Jerry and Maniah joined the complay the HYDARKI Breakfast discussion
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find them on Instagram at HDARKI Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
It's just star sign brother, I have cancer. Wow, it's
interesting you say that, because which star signs are sleeping
the most right now? Well, it's funny you ask, guys,
because cancer cancers are as the water sign currently hosting
Mercury and Jupiter. As we spoke early, there are.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
I couldn't be wrong.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Though the water sign currently hosting Mercury and Jupiter. Cancer
ruled individuals.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Of which I am one.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Sorry, Stupid and Venus or those.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
With heavy cancer in their charts, I am one of those,
are the biggest sleep larvas right now they often need
sleep word sleep lovers, I got to right now and
I got mixed up. They often need extra sleep to
process their emotional loads.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
There we go.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
And with mercury emotional loads.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
You've got a massive emotional he blew, a massive emotional loads.
Oh my god, just massive emotional loads.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
And with mercury moving through the sensitive water sign of cancer,
collective energy becomes deeply internal, introspective and emotional. So that's why, mate,
mercury's and cancer at.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
The just think deep emotion the whole time. Always blood's emotions.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Yeah, I feel like I've got one emotion as your
frontal lobe underdeveloped?
Speaker 5 (09:16):
No, mine actually is.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
I think I'm glad you're aware of.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
But doesn't.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Don't Women's frontal lobes develop a little bit earlier.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
They do at least they've got ADHD. I don't think.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
So what why do you telling me I've got ADHD?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Because you do.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
That's why I've always associated it with, you know, people
bouncing off the walls of which I definitely am not.
But my brain is bouncing off the inside of my
skull at all times.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Yeah, you've got what's called stationary ADHD.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Yeah, could I not have got the other one so
that I can at least be a good neck. I
got to sit around and drive yourself insane.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Station is the worst is the worst.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
I'm not bouncing. I'm not good than the hands, your
brains and the body is just going a million miles
an hour.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Yeah, you know how keys is in the Woman's Day
this week.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
From the Big Show Women's Women's Day. Woman, it's the
women's Day's day. It's a collective of women. That's the
plural of women.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
I thought it was woman's.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Yes, no, no, no, but it's woman's because it's singular and
it's a day, and it's the woman that owns the day.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
It's just sorry, yes, can we just work this through
so we can It's Women's Day, no magazine day.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Are you talking about the magazine? Jerry? Yeah, Woman's day,
individual woman.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Today.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
W O M.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
A n postrophe of ownership is day, the women the day?
And I think women every day by the way, it's
a woman.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Man's day, man's day. Yeah, totally right. But the thing
is with women's and women's is the apostrophe goes in
the same place whether it's one or two, because it's
like who owns the day? The women own the day.
The woman or the woman owns the day. So it's
the posture. He goes in the same place. But how
it's spelled Woman's day.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
It's a singular and I've always thought that the day
is belong you know, the day does belong.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
To the woman's day. They're stupid. It should be women's Day.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
You should call them as a man and explain it
to them. Hey, I don't think.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Men's blaming Women's Day.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
I'm ready for the apology. By the way, Jerry, if
you want to, because you just cheat me out over
correct apologies.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Now telling the off it feels real good.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
What I was going to say is because you know
you run. You're right, that's right, you run your own narrative.
Obviously it's keysy is honest thing. I wondered if you
had dropped into your Woman's Day spread the fact you
had ADHD. I wonder what that would have done to you.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Because I don't think I do it. Clearly you do that.
That totally like Man Stewart's ADHD nightmare. That would have
been I've got sedentary ADHD. The worst type. All that
does is torture me as partner. Gist has to deal
with them saying fuck off.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Ye being woken up and told the funk off. I
know and mean, that's not representative of my character.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
That's not how I talk to women.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
So replay the clip of you calling me face.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
I didn't call Zoe fat. You mean this clip shout
it to the fat lady's arms, shout out to fat
ladies in general, and that brings me back to Zoe.
So they would up. Seems to be that's not me
calling that seems to be that's not me calling Zoe fat,
and I that is not how I talked to Zoe
that we spent We spent a lovely evening more or
(13:01):
least together on Thursday at the Radio Awards, and it
was nothing but cordial towards Zoey.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Well, that's up to her as a woman, that's up
to her to decide.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Now.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
At one point did I ask her what's the hardest
she's ever been punched in the face?
Speaker 5 (13:18):
One point.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Was the question of the night, The question that was
the thing that he was stuck on.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
What is the hardest you've been punching the face?
Speaker 5 (13:29):
It's followed by five am in the morning.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
That's that's when she's wandering the afternoon. All right, what
is it?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
No, she hasn't been punched in the face.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
She's been punching the face. I have broken, she has broken,
but you.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Haven't been punched in the nose. Zoe would never geted.
She's not, she's she's unpunishable.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
That's a facade, man, Zoey. That's a facade. I haven't
has breaking notes.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
I've gotten punch out.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
A punch out.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
How did you break your nose?
Speaker 5 (14:07):
Move on?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
You don't want to talk about it? Makes it very interesting.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
That's so embarrassing. I actually can't. I can't.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
You can't bring yourself.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
You don't have a choice.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Did you slip in the shower? Was it one of
those ones?
Speaker 5 (14:20):
No, it's.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Romantic and.
Speaker 6 (14:26):
I was in primary school. I was very young and
fell off and I just fell straight on my nose
and break it fell off?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
What a jungle gym?
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Do you fall off?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
What did you fall off?
Speaker 6 (14:40):
Okay, it's the watch felt I think in a film,
a video, it's definitely what.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
You fell off. That is the interesting part of the story,
isn't it.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
We've now we've got it down to that, but ask
more questions and it answers.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
I'm getting waved over, guys.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
When you answer the question.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
All Right, we'll come back to this.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
This is the end of zoe fall off when she
was a prime laugh in general.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
I think three four a three. What did how did
Zoe breakognize? Was she talking ship at the Radio Awards movie.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
Breaking Yourself Up?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Alright?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Alright, alright Jerry and Manaya to catch the radio show
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