📻Favourite Cars - The Radio Show

Today on the Show, Jerry and Manaia discussed those cars that you wish you still had, the ones you cherised and loved for many years....

Plus, we have some great Lame Claims to Fame that came through!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hdarcky Breakfast. Get back to work and back on
site with Bunning's trade.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
The best way to catch up on what you missed
The Urdarchy Breakfast radio show podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Welcome along to the Hierarchy Breakfast. It's Tuesday, the twenty
seventh of January twenty twenty six. Monday's Jeremy Wells's a
nice Joe.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
That's very good morning to you.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Jeremy Well's good morning, Ruder, good morning out in studio
B to Zoe wearying about five layers again. Resumption of.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Regularly schedule broadcasting continues.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Wow, there is a current low of sixteen point seven.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
But I think it's twenty one right now?

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Current? No, sixteen point one. How is that sixteen point one?

Speaker 4 (00:39):
I love fifteen polit six?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah, okah, look at that.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Feels like twenty one because your blood pressure goes up
in a homeless minute costs here as soon as you
leave the parking building.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Oh do you have one of those this morning? A
little bit? Oh yeah, a little bit.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
He had like a makeup bag.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
With him, Hey, yeah, with a mirror.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
No, it was just one of those like clear plastic
bags that make up people WI usually put makeup.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
On how was he looking because he going to an
airport or something.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
I tried not to look at him. OK, you know,
I didn't want to make contact and engage them. But
shout out to the homeless listeners, very respectful community.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
They they're the best of us. I tried to get
into my computer this morning and turns out how to
change my password. I need to talk about this later
on some serious boomer I t issues.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Just a shock it.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
This is the thing the start of the year, Everyone's
going to reset their passwords.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
I'm out of passwords. Then I got no more.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
I'm the same. But this is a new problem. This
is a whole new issue. It involves censorship on the
highest level.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
Jerry and Mini the Hodikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
I'll tell you what woke has got its clause into
every part of society we live in. I thought passwords
were safe. I thought that was a sanctuary where you
could say whatever you wanted, whenever you wanted it, and
you wouldn't be censored.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Because you're not allowed to share your password with anyone,
So why would it matter what's written in there. This
is the time of year where everyone has to change
their passwords at the moment, I've just had.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
To change mine, britis had to change this.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
I think I believe this year we're not going to
have to change them as often. Last year it was
once a month or every second day.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
It felt like, yeah, really hard practically to remember those passwords.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Because I don't have any passwords left in my brain
to come up with.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
You know, what I mean, and what the people and
what big password don't realize is that every password it's
not that's not your only password. No, you know, they
don't realize that you've got ten other passwords that you're
operating at any given time.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
That I have to do the same thing with them.
They like, don't use the same password, don't use words
that are easily guessed. I'm like, the reason I use
them that they easily guessed, so that I can remember the.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Passes I'm not. They expect what do they expect? The people?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
And they expect you to have multiple different passwords that
are not words, that are random collections of letters, numbers
and Egyptian higher and then you're never supposed to write
them down and you're supposed to remember all that.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Well, it's got to point now where Okay, so I
wrote and I've got my I can probably say my
old past week, can't I, because it's my past as
long as you tend to use it again. Yeah, I don't.
So my old password was fin mash. I was using
fin mash and a collection of weird sort of capitals
and all sorts of things, and then I got up
to seven. Yeah, I got up to fin mash seven,

(03:26):
went fin mash one all the way through to seven,
seven months of years therefore, and I went for finn
mash eight again when it asked me for a new
passwork because I was like that meantual, quite happy with
my fin mash, and it said, not enough characters. You
need to be it needs to be fifteen. Oh my god,
what fifteen? Seriously? Fifteen may as well write in a vala.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
I didn't even notice that when I changed mine, but
it obviously was fifteen fifteen.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
I mean, I remember when it went up to eight. Yeah,
I remember it was four.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Same old days one, two, three, four into I remember, man,
I yeah, I know, because last year I went Liquahalasima
one through about nine and then I now this year
I've had to change it again, so.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
That wasn't working. So I thought, OK, what have I
got here? So I write a sentence and it involved
the word pussy and the number sixty nine at the
end of it, because I thought, well, I'll remember that.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Some of the other words that were in there include
every day, yeah and eat.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yep. So and it sensored you and it said to me,
you cannot accept this because it contains the word pussy.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
I mean, seriously, what kind of world are we living
in where your password is being censored because you're not
supposed to be able to share that with anyone, So
why would it matter what's written.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
In that password.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
I can't believe it those feelings.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Is it trying to save?

Speaker 3 (05:03):
I can't believe that you're not allowed to write a word.

Speaker 6 (05:07):
No.

Speaker 7 (05:07):
The thing that I think is very unfair is I'm
actually using two previous pits names in my password. I'm
not going to say the names on the radio. I
don't want people to break into my stuff, but I'm
using two and you tried to use your previous pit pussy,
and you're not allowed no, no, what the.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Hecks with the yoga? So anyway, you changed it to
a racial slur in your sweep.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Well, that's the thing I now want to test out
a few other things. Yeah, it's got It's piqued.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
My interest, and I'm with you as well. The problem
is the only way to test whether you can use
those or not is to try and reset your password.
And can you deal with that this morning?

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Well, no, because I've already tried to do it. What
I reckon the one that I got to in the
end with pussy and it I reckon That was my
eighth attempt. Yeah, and you know how you got to
write it twice? Yeah, right in your past, we'd confirm it.
So it's fifteen characters. Yeah, you're basically like, there's so
much room you can't see it.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
No, and if you eleven characters in and you miss one,
you're like you've going to delete the whole thing and
then stuff again. Well yeah, someone texts her on three
four eighty three. Now they say it should be unrelated words,
not just random letters, so like frog, purple, stiletto. Also,
why don't you have MFA Multi factor authentication? Oh, don't worry, mate,
we've got that too.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Oh, we've got it.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
And that's a whole night mare because that hasn't updated
on the phone and I need to use the phone
to verify the one.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
On the bloody laptop. The laptops differ passwords, folks, they
don't talk to each other.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Yeah, what happens if your phone goes dead?

Speaker 4 (06:28):
Yeah? What happens when they inevitably leak your data? Anyway?
Can we just take the passwords off?

Speaker 3 (06:34):
I think we should talk about Bush.

Speaker 8 (06:37):
Don't use that?

Speaker 9 (06:39):
Oh yeah, Jerry and Mini the hold I keep breakfast.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
The history of yesterday, today, tomorrow, timoruy.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
On this day, which by the way, is the twenty
seventh of January twenty twenty sixth Hobson begins treaty discussions
in the North. Captain William Hobson was in the Bay
of Islands meeting at Ungatta as he prepared the groundwork
what would become the Treaty of White Tongy, which is
White Tangy Day next Friday, next Friday.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Okay, so he was. He was beginning treaty discussions in
the North on the twenty seventh of January. They had
that but signed by the sex of February.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
Yep, they whip that through and mark around.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
No problem about what the passwords are using anything?

Speaker 5 (07:21):
Was that?

Speaker 3 (07:23):
No, that's right, that's not many days there's not many
days to create a document that would last.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
No, But it's not like they this was the first
that thought of it. You know, they'd been they'd been
talking about it for a long time. They've been tangering
for a long time. This is just when he started
drafting it up.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
You think maybe jotting down notes, jotting down notes the scenes.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Will tell them this language and the word man and
then whatever we do.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
These late January meetings were crucial and shaping the multi
text and persuading chiefs to attend White Tangy Day is
next Friday, like every I don't know this time year,
there's so many we talked about it, about all the
regional anniversaries and stuff. Days off that sneak up on
you and you're like, god, damn it. If I had
been a bit.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
More prepared, I would have gone and done something, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (08:10):
This one? What is it? Friday? Friday? Friday? So yeah,
so what happened? It's not been Friday, so.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
It's a yes, the sex is on Friday.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Yeah, so if it's a Tuesday, we still go Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yeah, but then everyone takes the Monday off. But again,
you forget that kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
So it's bloody good when it's a bloody Friday, isn't it?
Or a weekend.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
I don't even Minday, I don't even mind the Tuesday.
You just take that Monday off. Yeah, if you switched
on enough. Nineteen ninety six, Jonah Loma you may have
heard of him was named.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
The IRB Player of the Year.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Late January saw official recognition rollout for the nineteen ninety
five World Cup impact. Lomumania was in full swing worldwide.

Speaker 10 (08:52):
Catch up again New Zealand maintaining possession right to Lomu.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
He's got the bounce.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Right out to husband Lomo look out love me when again?

Speaker 1 (09:07):
And the bouncer's gone a little too bound.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
Three for lou hands.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
Up, Tony Underwood. Momo heading for four.

Speaker 11 (09:18):
That's the most brilliant cortender ties you never wished to see.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Four and a quarter final against England. Four tries for
one guy. Oh my god, I watched that live and
I love John Lomo.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
Oh my god. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
We've talked the Naise in the on the show about
the PlayStation game as well.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
That came out of there. That was brilliant.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Digs like a demented mall then all right, that Mike
camp must still wake up in the middle of the
night and cold sweets thinking about Johanna Lombi coming.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Towards Oh my God. And then later in my life,
as I've told you millions of times, he joined my
gym and so I got to have saunas with Joan Lomo,
and I was like, I love in a simulation like
this is my favorite rugby player of all time by
Miles and you. I would never know the guy that
was I was having someone Asmith compared to that guy
that scored those four tries. Just the insane talent and

(10:06):
then the humility and the most humble man in the world.
It was ridiculous, ridiculous, pretty.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Good a rugby nineteen eighty four. Michael Jackson's pepsi accident
during filming for a TV commercial Pyrotechnique set Jackson's here
on fire, causing serious burns and changing our stunts were
handled in ads and music videos because he literally ignited
on camera, He didn't realize at first and kept dancing
for a few seconds. A crew member finally rushed in

(10:34):
and smothered the flames. He got third degree burns and
got put on painkillers. Which allegedly could have been where
that whole thing started. Oh yeah, the incident was filmed
and later leaked to the public, and I've got the
audio here.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
When he went up there. Yes, he never quite came back.
That was a it was a real problem. So I've
got a couple of photos actually in the dock there
of how he attempted to bring the hair back in
the in the corners.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Yeah, he blames that for his hair and also partly
for his complexion change.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
I don't know for his nose and the weird thing
that happened to his chin.

Speaker 7 (11:12):
Factory about that incident is that was exactly to the day,
halfway through his life to the day, so all of
it halfway before that happened and halfway after that happened,
halfway through his life.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Yeah, the wigs by the end of it, so obviously
here he was headed forward going on by the end.
And they look like like luscious. He looked like Monica.
It's the same word that Monica from Friends Friends.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Yeah, yeah, he looks insane. Happy birthday to Elijah word
from Lord of the Rings.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Come on, mister, I can't carry it for you, but
I can't carry you. Would you say over acting.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Well that yes, but that was sew Naston large wood
very understated in that scene. Well, that's also the crescendo.
That's then walking up to Mount Doom to cast the
ring back into the fiery cabin.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
From whence it came?

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Would you not give the ring to one of the
elvesh No, anyone?

Speaker 4 (12:18):
That would have been Jerry. This is all covered off
in the first half hour of the movies.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Why why they'd be corrupted and they'd be too powerful
because it's the whole thing that the ring does.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
The whole point is what it needs to be destroyed.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
But it corrupted the bloody Hobbits.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
Yeah, but it just took longer.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Do you know what I mean? They were so slow?

Speaker 4 (12:37):
Well, they needed to get three movies out of it.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
Please, it would have been corrupted. They would have been corupted.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Well, but there's the other figgers. Okay, so what are
they called? A hobbit gets corrupted?

Speaker 4 (12:48):
All right?

Speaker 3 (12:50):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (12:51):
As an elf gets corupted. That's that's that's where Sarah
came from. Look, how long will we got?

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Rooky Pine Cheer's birthday with a lodger Wood Heat is
nineteen born in nineteen seventy.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
Four he played his first test. The thing just popped
off on my Facebook before with.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Oh Beronie Yeah, David Bone Yeah, Great New Zealanda, ridiculous,
Great News Island.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
What a great drinker. He holds the record, doesn't he?
Fifty six cans? Fifty six cans from Sydney to London.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yeah, I think only out done by Andre the Giant,
who did a similar thing.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
Two bottles of wine a morning.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
It's the history of Yesterday, Today, tomorrow Smorary for Tuesday,
the twenty seventh of January twenty twenty six.

Speaker 5 (13:30):
Jurry in the night, the Holdarchy, breakfast.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Time for you. Latest sport headlines thanks to expert ult
to the beer for here, Auckland have pepps the defending
champion Central Districts by eight runs to book a T
twenty Super Smash cricket elimination finally against Canterbury at christ
Church is Hagley over on Friday. Say he's made two
ten for four chasing a ragin adjusted two nineteen.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
Right and then and then lost?

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yeah you got you gotcha, gotch So Auckland play Canterbury
next week elimination final.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
So is there another after that.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Yeah. Can we I think it call it a semi.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
I'd like to call the Sports Council together plays. Can
we agree on all finals formats?

Speaker 4 (14:11):
There's some sort of like uniformity across those.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Can we call it quarters, semes in final caught.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
A semi final, get rid of elimination?

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Yeah, this idea of like a grand final. It's like,
just call it a final.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
I'm okay with grand I can wrap my head around there.
But the then there's preliminary finals that are eliminate.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Yeah, NRLs. That's the word that ruined us.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
It's very confusing that you get two budes at the
cheriots just all.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
So that will be a quarter simi semi final. Yeah,
that's between that's the call, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
I think it's because the word semi has been it's
been hijacked by the porn community. I think that's what's happened.

Speaker 7 (14:51):
I think it's because traditionally in the semi final you
have four teams, you have two semi finals and fourteens.
But they've only got three teams because they've got six
teams in the competition. They don't want to have four
teams and playoffs blah. Blah blah guards.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
For God one and no one's watching it. The Super
Bowl sixty match is sit with the New England Patriots
to meet the Seattle Seahawks and Santa Clara, California on
February nine, New Zealand time.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
The New England Patriots rum in my life about a
few months ago, and I went over there to watch
them trounce the Titans, the Tennessee Titans. I went to
go and get myself a hot dog, and then I
came back out into the stadium and the Patriots had
blown the Tennessee Titans away.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
Everybody started leaving.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Isn't that what you thought was gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
I don't really follow any FL, so I didn't really
know what was going to happen. But I mean, the
message had bought ourselves some Tennessee Titans merch, and then
we found out they actually suck.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Yeah, they suck.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
And have always sucked for a long, long long time.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Sometimes it's good going with a suck team, though, Yeah,
you know, when you don't come from that place, it's good.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
But the problem was because we were watching our suck
team and getting really angry about how much they sucked.
What we didn't realize is that the future Super Bowl finalists.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
Were there were on the other out of the field,
blasting us off the park.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
How was the hot dog? Hot dog was good?

Speaker 1 (16:04):
The cue was too long. I lost the whole I
lost the whole quarter of the game, the third quarter.
I was stuck in the queue the whole time. I
thought they walk around with those.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
The hot dogs.

Speaker 7 (16:13):
Yeah, I think that's a baseball And I know you
were talking about some calendar admind around White Tangy Day earlier.
I see there that you could, Well, you obviously have
the Friday for White Tanga down the Friday, and then
you have a week ind and then Super Bowl Monday
is the following Monday.

Speaker 8 (16:26):
I wonder how many.

Speaker 7 (16:26):
People will get yeah, that full four day off and
just go hard at Super Bowl Monday.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
Yeah from New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, people love it. Yeah, I think.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
I mean, I'll be down at the a SEC's doing
a viewing party at the tackle point of Surf Club.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Something like that.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
It's the day after that you really want to target.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
You'll be in them. You'll be in hot dogs. What
hot talk and a Test cricket cap worn by Sir
Donald Bradman the down during a series against India and
forty seven forty eight has been sold for fifty five
hundred and thirty three three thousand dollars at auction in
Australia day. That is the highest price paid for one

(17:05):
of the eleven knowing Beggie Greens worn by the legendary
batter You only you only get a liven He played
like forty odd tests, isn't it? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:13):
But they kept the same wonder I don't know anyway,
five hundred and thirty three thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
I mean, why don't you get a new one every
time you play? No? Not with the beg grain what
you supposed to? Just can you only get a living?
Is it every series? Maybe?

Speaker 1 (17:26):
I think most of them try and keep them their
whole careers. I think, yeah, but don't you because.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
You have a look at them and they are buggers.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
I'm pretty sure you get one every time you play,
Like that's called a test cap. That's why it's called
a test cap, because you actually get a cap.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
I don't know if that's true.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Then they just wear the first one maybe, Like it's.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
Saying some of the some of these fellows getting around
with one hundred baggy grants.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Yeah, I know, you know, one of the game's got
no money.

Speaker 5 (17:52):
Jerryman night the hot I keep breakfast Sunday night.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
My long suffering partner and I sat down as we
do every Sunday night, to work Country Calendar, and then
we check to make sure that it's not.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
Bees in the last couple of years.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
You know what I mean, I don't want it.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
I horticulture. Yeah, to be honest, I'm like, oh God, horticulture.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Yeah, but to a degree, I can. I can watch
an avocado orchard. I can watch an apple orchard. But
when they fire out that episode and they're like the
Wells family have been farming bees for the last ten years,
You're like, oh God, flick it over. I don't care,
you know what I mean? Yeah, out of the bees.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
But I want the high Country station. But the problem
with the High Country Station you only one per series,
and you've got twenty or maybe even more shows a
year plus. Yeah, how many high Country stations are they
left in New Zealand and haven't head Country calendars to
haven't done it? Well?

Speaker 1 (18:46):
They are going back through them again because at the
end of the episode, every now and then they'll.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
Be like this high country station was featured back in
nineteen eighty three. Yeah, blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
The girl last week was great. She worked on a
I think it was like Sheep and Beef Farmers. You'll
also worked at the local council. That was quite a
cool episode. But the one on the weekend just been was.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
On the chatsh the Chattams.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yeah, they went over to the Chatterams and they followed
a couple of farmers around the chatterems, which I thought
was pretty cool. They were primarily fisheries, yep. And then
they would send that stuff over. They were saying, like
they showed videos of them diving for Kenna and my god,
are there's some canoe over there on the on the chats.
But they were like every diver, every fisherman out here,
there's a lot of great white sharks. Every single one

(19:30):
of them has got about ten interactions with a great
white charts.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
You can imagine. I was like, oh my gosh, she's
just the open so yeah, terrifying flight to get to
the Chatterms. I've never been neither. I was just gonna
ask if you'd been there now. It's one place in
New Zealand. I haven't been, but I would love to go,
but the flight scares the producers out of me.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
It's like two hours. Apparently it's ages.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
And you it's like good. I don't know. It just
looks like the kind of place that you're going to
go into the sea. Yeah, it's so windy and the
weather out there is terrific. How long is the runway? Precisely?
You think they have a decent sized runner. I always
wondering how good is the fishing out there. Did you
just go out and like dangy, drop a line down
and away you go, or is it being actually quite

(20:14):
heavily fished over the years.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
I don't know. It seems like it's pretty plentiful out there.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
That there's like one little place that they were parked
up and they had just like four boats on the beach.
They went out every day and they seem to do
pretty well for themselves.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
It's got a crazy, crazy history, like a crazy history.
So it was originally settled completely separately from New Zealand,
so from Eastern Polynesia like New Zealand, you know, Eastern
Polynesians came down about I think same time as New
Zealand was settled, and then the people who were out

(20:46):
there completely isolated for four hundred years. It seems like
there was no contact at all with the mainland of
New Zealand, which is fascinating. And then Europeans turned up
and started selaning et cetera, et cetera. That was and
then there was a guy who was in charge, a chief,
who decided that there was going to be a there

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was going to be no violence on the island. So
it was like a completely it was a completely pacifist
try ewie and then sure, and then in eighteen thirty
five a group of nine hundred Nati Mutong decided that
they were going to steal the a European bread called

(21:29):
the Lord Rodney and that from Taranaki and they sailed
to the Gennam and then just just slaughtered, basically slaughtered every.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
There and had no violence policy.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
Gather well, they decided that they'd go with them, They
welcomed them, and then it was it.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
Was not good dacidly mildies.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
Again.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
It was what I was wondering is should we go
into a show from over.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
In the chats? Do they have like do they have
radio over there.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
Do we have a frequency over there? Is anyone listening
from the.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
The chatms, I feel like it would be shortwave.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Okay, well then maybe you know, like we thought about
doing one from the top of Old North Road and
tomorrow maybe we could do one in the chats.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Are there any good blaze spots?

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Just the whole thing, Jeremy Wells and the nice start
the Htarchy breakfast.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Off the back of me watching the episode on the
Chadam Islands on Country Calendar on Sunday night and someone
sticks through on three four eight three and said, you
should take the wellness retreat to the chats because this
is the latest initiative of us needing a holiday after
our holiday, looking for some yun and yangs and balance,
bring some balance.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
To the show and heading off on a wellness retreat.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
So the options at the stage we're looking at potentially
Bali Thailand, Bali Barron Bay, Yeah, somewhere else in Australia.
Maybe they're maybe they're Goldie.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
Or perhaps the Chatterm Islands.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
We asked if there was anyone that listens, so I
don't know if it's a known wellness retreat spot. Jentlemen,
unwellness speaking of sickness. Hello, I'm a nurse working on
the chats. Have contacts for you to come over. We'd
love to see you both here. Do we have frequency
in the chats? Could that person follow up? Are they
listening on iHeart working? Do you reckon iHeart?

Speaker 3 (23:14):
I would be fascinated to know no idea.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
I have no idea. Runways that the Chatthems is longer
than Wellington. I know you've been doing some research under this.

Speaker 7 (23:24):
Apparently you needed six to nine hundred meters of runway
for small planes, and I reckon looking at Google Maps,
you're looking at about a kilometer okay runway?

Speaker 4 (23:33):
Well, I know you can.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
It should be fine. Is not what you want to hear.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
With aviation, Jerry is a little concerned around what kind
of plane is going to be flying in there and
what conditions it'll be met with.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
So two hours to get across there. Yeah, I just
if someone could guarantee me a beautiful flying day with
beautiful weather, then I'd be all over the chats. I've
said it before, you know, but I just don't think
you can be guarant the with a window of the chats.
It's just you get those brutal south easterlies. It's just constantly,
it's basically coming from Antarctica.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
He getting buffeted from all directions.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
It would it relaxs you at all if I told
you that you the same plane that carries passengers also
carries all their freight, so all of the you know,
instead of sitting next to a person, you might be
sitting next to a crayfish.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
No, that's worse. Although I've never I mean, there's never
been a plane that's gone down on the chats. Do
we know that. I don't know if we know, there's
never been. I mean there's there's only like two plane
crashes ever in New Zealand commercial one was in Antactica,
one was in Antarctica. Another one had no three another
one I had no people on it and perpinon and
another there was one that went into kind of a
hell side. Back in the day there was that antsient one,

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but not really many.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
Not under the chats. Well there you go, mate, So
I will strap you in between a power and a
crayfish and we'll send you.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Over the chats. I don't know. I mean there's the
boat option, yep, we could sail across.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
I've watched I've watched footage of people trying to do
some bark off boats in the chats and it looks brutal.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
Yeah, there doesn't seem to be any port. I'm just
looking there. There hasn't been any sheltered ports. It's coming
from you at all angles just gonna jump. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 5 (25:11):
Jerry and Manaia the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Jerry and Mania joined the complayt the Hidaki Breakfast discussion
group on Facebook for more.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Welcome O long to the Hiday Breakfast. If you've just
joined us, it's nice to have you with us. Tuesday
the twenty seventh of January twenty twenty sixth. My name
is Jeremy Wells, is a nice steward.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
And just before we get into cars, which I can
see has already racked up the text machine, just to
wrap up and put a bow on the chatterems, somebody said, hello,
I'm a nurse working on the chatterems of a contract.
Contact for you to come over. We'd love to see
both here. And we're like, how the hell are you
even listening to us? Do we have a do we
have frequency over there? And they replied listen on iHeartRadio
five flights a week fishing with a hand line of

(25:48):
rocks for blue cod.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
That sounds like a bit of you, Jerry, I thought, so,
I did think the fishing has got to be good
out o the chair. So yeah, it's got to be good.
So she's a big oction.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
All right, let's take chat back the chats. Let's put
the chat back in chat chats. Let's chat on GPT
something in there. Try'll try and come out next something
that I've been grappling with lately, over the last sort
of a couple of weeks, a couple of months, probably
a couple of years, to be fair. Everyone's got that
one car that they sold way back in the day
that they worship. If they could have it back, they

(26:20):
would have it back in a heartbeat. We want to
talk about your favorite car coming up next. The texts
are already flooding through it. I reckon, everyone's got it right,
I've gone yeah, yes, it's so easy.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
I know.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
And it's like a It's like a long lost lover,
isn't it.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
And you're like, if I had it on this differently,
if I had a you know, replace that, if I
had a locked it, if I had it for, you know,
we'd still be together.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
It's a funny thing because it's not necessarily the most
expensive car that you've bought, not necessarily your first cart,
probably not even your best car that you've ever owned.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
But jeez, wasn't it special?

Speaker 8 (26:55):
Just something about her.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Free? I want to back.

Speaker 5 (27:04):
Jerry ed Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
We're talking about your favorite car, and the text machine
has just lit up. The one that you want back,
the one that you know. Things probably just didn't quite
work out for whatever reason between the two of you.
It could have been the car's fold. It could have
been yours. Ruder you had you had a car it was.
It was a favorite of yours.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Wasn't it an.

Speaker 7 (27:24):
Absolute beautiful holding Commodore nineteen eighty six VK station wagon.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
Oh my brother rutor do?

Speaker 5 (27:31):
What?

Speaker 3 (27:32):
How? Why?

Speaker 4 (27:33):
Well? My brother I let my.

Speaker 7 (27:36):
Brother borrow her to go from Auckland to Funday around
Silverdale the radiator started leaking.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
What did he do?

Speaker 4 (27:44):
Did he pull over? Did he get it dealt with? No?
He went all the way to and back and that
was the head gasket.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
I really tried. I really tried to nurse her through.

Speaker 8 (27:52):
But in the end.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
Just had to get rid of it once it's blowing
a here guests career.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
And also I didn't run through by your brother.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
It's just it's a touch that again.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
It's never gonna be the same again.

Speaker 8 (28:01):
I touch that again. It wasn't the same again with overheat.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
No, just blow yeah, blowy you guess it.

Speaker 5 (28:07):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (28:08):
For me, it was a She was a ninety six
tell Me Sabari Legacy twin Turbo oh.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Manual, forest Green and the station making Yeah, the station
wagon and this particular model. It was a special limited
edition run of the Sabari Legacy and Forest Green, and
that it had where I presumed to be a translation
from Japanese. It had run Fast, Run Beautiful across the
side of it, and I lived in constant fear of

(28:35):
waking up hungover one day with Run Fast, Run Beautiful
tattooed on my roobs, with her name tattooed on my roobs.
I sold her for every cent that my mate had
in his bank account when I went overseas, and I
regret that to this day. I think it was like
fifteen hundred.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Bucks or something. Okay, so what year did you buy that?

Speaker 4 (28:51):
About twenty twelve.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Oh okay, and was an year right, had a few miles.
How's how's the turbo going?

Speaker 4 (28:56):
I think one part of the twin turbo worked.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
You could hear it, you could here at whining and
it was it was really trying to spoil up, but
it just couldn't quite get there.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
But when it did, oh boy.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Man, they were they were sort of that was a
that's a that was a flash car. And the thing is,
she still exists. She's with a maid of wine down south,
and I guess he can just treat her a little
bit better. Bolted on a new engine on the front
of her, and yeah, I want it back to him.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Yeah, the earlier vision of that. I had an only
three one of those, And man, that was my first
proper car that I bought myself, and that was that
was like, yeah, man, that was a good car. Oh
my god, that was a great car. But my favorite
car that I ever owned was one that my brother
and I got together. We shared it, and it was

(29:42):
a nineteen eighty nine. It's Abishi Mirag Swift r of
the Swift, the Swift. So that was the one point
six Leader Doc, not the turbo, right, not the turbo
it was the it was just the standard one.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
One point six, was that three cylinders.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
One point the four cylinder one point six, and it
just it was economical, it was reliable. It hardly costs
anything to service.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
Never let you down.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
That thing, never let me down.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
I think was a problem for it.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
And until I spelt bong water in it, and then
it stunk, and that was that was not an ideal situation.
And then in the end something what happened with it? Well,
that's right. So in the end, so my brother went
overseas and then I was I had it, and then
I moved out a home and I started living in

(30:34):
a flat. And at that point I didn't really have
any money, so I couldn't afford to could of drive it,
keep it or anything like that. And so it just
stayed at my parents' place. And and my dad used
to drive it every now and then and going by,
used to use it as like a takeaway car.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
So he was he a b water.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
He was driving a flash car. And he didn't like
he didn't like it being dirtied. And so you take
it up there and in the end he went to
get it serviced and the guy goes mate, this is
going to cost you more than to service it and
sort it out, And so he goes, Okay, So the
mechanic bought it off him for not much. He sold
your car out from him. I sold my car from
under Me and my brother and I split the profits.

(31:14):
But then we're driving around and he said, it's just
going to be Scrapmtal. I'm driving along with my dad
and the bloody thing overtook us on the motorway. It's
right there, does this six one seven? I'll never forget you. Yeah,
it seems to be fine.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
Having a glow up after you guys.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
Yeah, still stinking of bond wood smell.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
Get in touch with us.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
It may take you a while to rot because we've
got novels coming through on the text for sheet at
the moment, Ballads, long Lost Loves. Get in touch on
three four eight three, or it might be quicker to
give us a call. Oh eight hundred Hadaki your favorite car,
the one that got away?

Speaker 8 (31:44):
Do you guys still remember their number plate?

Speaker 3 (31:47):
Seem six one seven.

Speaker 8 (31:49):
I needed to forget you y six thousand and two.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
You and mine is him? Six one seven? Gone too soon?

Speaker 9 (31:57):
Jerry in the Night, the Hoarchy Breakfast beautiful cars.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
The best cars that you ever owned. Manaia's was a
Sabari Legacy ninety six station wagon and Forrest Green twin turbo.
Tim still got a two liter twin turber. Every year I.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Send him a message probably about this time of year,
offering to buy it back off him, But he spent
so much money on it now that he can't bring
himself to sell it back to me.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Ruder's brother ruined his eighty six Commodore.

Speaker 8 (32:21):
Absolutely ruined it.

Speaker 7 (32:22):
The radiator went on her and she overhead, and he
kept taking it all the way to Fung a day
from Auckland.

Speaker 8 (32:28):
Hurt me alone, hurt her?

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Yeah? Did? Jerry was nineteen eighty nine Mitsubishi Mirage Swift.
That's right in metallic silver, SEM sixty one seven.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
Well, funny you say that. Sam's just googled it.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
According to car Jam SEM sixty one seven last had
a waft at two hundred and six thousand k's in
April twenty ten.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
Wow, So okay, So I lost that car in two thousand.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
It was sold out from underneath it.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
Yeah, and ten years at one hundred and thirty thousand k's.
I think I mean the c nearly the cock had
been wound back because it was important. So I think
we bought it at like fifty five thousand k's or something,
but probably about one hundred, but it had been wound back,
but I drove it to one hundred and thirty five
thousand k's so they got another.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
When it was a scrap metal as well, I know, heartbreaking.
Caleb's on the line, Good morning, Caleb. What was your
favorite car?

Speaker 6 (33:21):
Morning fellas?

Speaker 12 (33:22):
Mine was ninety two Ford Laser Yes, three doors, black Beauty.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
Oh okay, yes, is that the one point six? That
was the one? Yeah? Yeah, that's a great cat.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
What made it so special, Caleb?

Speaker 12 (33:37):
It was the first car i'd bought myself. Yeah, and
yeah it's unlocked my freedom down in Dunedin. Yeah, I
made the mistake of leading it to my cousin who
was there from Germany. He took it around the South
Island and she she just wasn't the same.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Afterwards, I was in a man, I mean, what, maybe
he'd ridden the clutch, do you think?

Speaker 6 (33:59):
Oh, there was just his rattles and things that just
she just wasn't quite right. And I reluctantly let her go.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
And I've regretted it in tell me this, Caleb, have
you seen it since you got rid of it?

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Uh?

Speaker 12 (34:11):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure a student at a Tiger Boys
had it for a few years because I'd see it
parked out there.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
Four four six one?

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Is that like a was that a three door?

Speaker 6 (34:26):
Was it was?

Speaker 3 (34:27):
I know the laser sporting, I know that one. I
know that one, and the years are gone by.

Speaker 6 (34:33):
I've convinced myself it's a future classic as well.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
What would you do to have her about, Caleb, I
don't know.

Speaker 6 (34:42):
I think someone came and tried to name their price.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
I don't think you'd be able to tell the wife.

Speaker 13 (34:49):
Makes me a cool Caleb, brilliant stuff text her on
three four eight throughn I missed my two thousand and
five Samari Legacy Wagon three letter H six with a
six speed manual sun roof lovely.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
Well, I had one of those. I had one of
those with the three letters, the non turbo and those
a good car. It made a great sound for ROTI. Yeah,
it's mine. Had beautiful bone leather interior. Oh wow.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
There was a point there in the early two thousands
where three of my friends, three of us had Subaru
legacy station wagons.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Suberu that were a great car. Meme.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
Oh the Boxer engine.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Yeah, the Sideway Cyllingers nineteen ninety four Ford Laser Manual.
My dad had to sell it because I didn't want
to learn in the manual. He still talks about that
car ten years later.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Crying emergence.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
I had a great little nineteen eighty eight. I had
some charade which got written off and a group of
drug guys flipped it and oil pulled out. I think
it was insured for about five hundred bucks at the time,
so it got written off.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
Jaquib here. I pined for my nineteen nine w A Rex.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
I sold it at seventeen years old, the ultimate driving
machine and arguably still is. It made it all the
worst as I started to a family friend. He drove
it like a Nana and put massive chromes on it.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
Yeah. Okay, So they were one of the most stolen
vehicles back in the day, the WRI spent. Is that right? Yeah.
People used to steal them and then take them for
a joy ride because I think that was that was
like a tiny little hatchback with a two literbo and they.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Went nuts those things like a bloody wrat up a
drain pipe. She was an old Holden Rodeo and the
color of gold was my first car. And I'd never
seen anything scared so well in my life. Every paddock
I ever saw, we'd have a dabblin until she blew up.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
So what that's the hut and right days, so that's
obviously a yuke. The Yeah, very light in the back.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Yeah, easy to get the back end out. Bought a
nineteen ninety Corolla Coop for about four hundred bucks fifteen
years ago, seventy five thousand dollars and thousands of hours later,
it's probably worth about ten CA.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
What's worth it a Corolla Coop?

Speaker 5 (36:42):
What?

Speaker 3 (36:42):
And the seventy five thousand dollars?

Speaker 4 (36:45):
And this person here?

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Three cars I wish I kipt first car Mini eight
hundred and fifty cc. I drove it like a go
cart around the hills of Donners, remember spinning out and
sliding into a taxi. The next was an eighty nine
Aris Legacy paid seventeen thousand dollars for it, spent about
twenty k on mods and repeat ended up selling it
for three thousand dollars. After that was my Ford Sierra
station Wagon. That I camped in for three months driving

(37:06):
around Europe. Drove like a dreams good memories in the
back of that.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
It's taken people back, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Oh, keep them coming through. It's quite cathartic to hear
these from other people.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
I Hadzu's Corollas.

Speaker 5 (37:20):
Jerry Andman nine, the Hotiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
We're talking about your favorite cars, and I reckon, We've
had about four hundred texts. I don't know how we're
going to get through all of these, to be honest.
It's reminded me though a lot of people talking about
the eighty six Twitter Corolla FXGT and they loomed large
over the landscape. Those little little hatch hot Hatch. Yeah,
and the particularly in the nineties are import Yeah, one

(37:45):
point six liter doc. They weren't a turbo. They're just
a double overhead camp and their little power band four
and a half thousand rips, So when you get up
four and a half thousand, they just accelerate really really
quickly and basically like a like a Waddy's tin can. Yeah.
It was so light and they were everywhere.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
Yeah, and you could fix it with a hammer and
a bit of salidate.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Basically when people would lower them and then and then
chuck some boom.

Speaker 4 (38:08):
Sounds on them, put King Kong in the trunk.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
I haven't seen a single one of those for I
don't know fifteen years, but they've been written off.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Might be yeah, well, according to the text here they
have or someone or they borrowed them to their brother
or cousin and got ridden off texts through thick and
fast on three four eighth three nineteen seventy eight BMW
three two three I with a manual son roof Golden times.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's that's the two. Because of course
with the BMW they tell you exactly what letter engine
it is, so that's a two point three because you
can also get that in the three one eight, the
three twenty. The three two five is the one that
you want. That is the two point five letter.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Nineteen sixty five Ford Anglia fifteen hundred GT Cortina engine
with weathers extractors. Drove it up a creek intil the
suspension came through the boot.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Wow, that's a good That Angler was a great car.
A friend of mine had an Angler and he actually
hacksawed off the road, turned it into a turned it
into a you know, convertible. But then the problem was
that it just you know, he had to put a
like a baby's bath on the top of it. Yeah,

(39:14):
and then had to strap that down with masking tape. Yeah.
It looked very unusual.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Winter turners to buy a twit. Alteza got over excited
ten lots beforehand and brought a Holden Commodore nineteen ninety
eight for eight hundred dollars. Never looked at it, gotten
no windows working, fuel gauge not working, smell like stale milk.
Greatest car ever had x Messus, took it out, crashed it,
written off relationship over nineteen eighty six to a Corolla
forcial colored golden bronze actual color poo brown. Had it

(39:42):
for five years and the only car that requires no
repairs ever during my tenures.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Was that the one that had the interior by Jambick
and the handling done by a chriss Amon.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
I think it might have been I missed my Daihatsu
Rocky Ecua green could take the top off and make
it a little open top. Jeep saw it to an AUSSI.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
Who wrote it off a week.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
I remember the Rocky bog.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Here head a nineteen ninety two thirty two Skyline sold
it for five G worth about forty five now.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Damn yeah, because that have the rear wheel drive, aren't they?
People love those things.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
It also stunk of bong water. Always wanted a Subaru Brumby,
which is a two door ke. I found one, shit
a few. I found one and a shit a few
years ago and bought it and got it back on
the road. It's done three hundred and eighty five one
thousand k's and I use it as my daily what
and just know that someone somewhere out there wants their
car back.

Speaker 4 (40:29):
Keep the tics coming through, man, this is this is
very enjoying.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Now. Paul was talking about his early nineties white Honda Prelude.
I really you're excited about your Honda prelad. Yeah, the
Honda Prelod.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
Yeah, those are right up there with those two role
as you're talking about.

Speaker 5 (40:43):
Jerry and Lanaia the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Jerry and Lania joined the complayt the Hadaki Breakfast discussion
group on Facebook for more.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Is it just me or are there heaps of flies
around at the moment?

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Yeah, there do seem to be quite a few. You've
employed some pretty drastic measures to keep the flies out
of your.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
House, including shutting my doors.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
Yeah, you shouldn't have to.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Nah, well, this is the thing they said. But they're
definitely coming in from the outside, and I have noticed
that if I shut them, they've got a little they've
got a little place at like a secondary home, an
intermediate home, where they seem to like hanging out on
my outdoor furniture before they come inside. I don't know
why they're like sunning themselves out there, but they enjoy
it and then they come in.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
It sounds like you've got a lot of flies at
your place.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
But you noticed when you went to the winter poodletown
over the break that there were not as many flies
there and not that far away as the crow flies.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Yeah, paronoi on the Coromandel. And I couldn't quite work
it out. My I had a bit of a theory,
but I wanted to test it out. So root climb
pass is on the line. Morning, rude. How are you? Oh?

Speaker 6 (41:44):
Pretty good? You guys too, eh?

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Yeah, as me or their heaps of flies at the moment,
it's you.

Speaker 10 (41:52):
Oh okay, honestly, First of all, just a couple of
little tips here first of all, but three thousand different
species of flies.

Speaker 6 (42:03):
So which ones do you want to talk about?

Speaker 3 (42:04):
This is a great point, I tell you, I know
the ones I hate the most, and they're the ones
that go around and around in circles in the middle
of the room and never land.

Speaker 6 (42:13):
Well I'm gonna I'm going to pull you up on
that one. You're not very observant with that. The ones
that go in the middle of the room, usually on
near a hanging less piece. You know, Yeah, you know
what I mean. They do not go round and round.
They go square. They go in squares. They make fast
movements in a square form. That's what they do. Yes,

(42:36):
and they and they and they are one of the
two species of of of flies we have inside of
blow not blowflies. But those those those things anyway, Are
they stupid?

Speaker 3 (42:48):
No, they're not.

Speaker 5 (42:49):
No.

Speaker 6 (42:50):
They think that that hanging that hanging thing from the
ceiling is that basically their place where they want to
live and find a female and mate and lay eggs
and et cetera. Said, this is their territory.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
Up in the road. That's stupid. There's no other females.

Speaker 6 (43:08):
They are They all go in the same direction. It's squares.
Absolutely beautiful, but anyway beautiful.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
It's square, but they don't go round.

Speaker 6 (43:18):
And they go anyway.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
Never mind.

Speaker 6 (43:20):
Here comes the thing. If you have a weather like
we had, you know, over the last week, and you
have the window open on this the luid side of
the house where the wind comes from the other side,
like so if you go on the quiet side of
the house, and if you've got the windows open, that's
where the flies will hide until the weather gets better.

(43:41):
So you always have your windows open on the windy
side of the house where the flies cannot survive.

Speaker 4 (43:49):
Oh my god, that's.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
I knew you'd come in Handy Road. I knew it you.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
We're all going to be running around our houses this
afternoon trying to figure out whether when coming from so
that we can shut that side of the house.

Speaker 6 (44:02):
Yeah, but if you've got a good app on your phone,
you know exactly where the wind comes from, and you
open that side.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
Last spending a bit of time at Potletown, Paranoi, which
is the surf beach on the Caramandle, and I've noticed
that there are they're send to me, no flies down there,
But there seem to be heaps at my house in Auckland.

Speaker 6 (44:21):
Yeah, and this is the point because they've found more
exposed there on the beaches and all that sort of stuff,
so it's not a great place for them to be.
They have to really go to a nice quiet place
where they can find all the stuff they can eat,
you know, compost bins and things like that. And the
other thing is this is a really neat one. The
house fly, the common old house fly. I want you

(44:41):
to look from now on because I want you to
become entomologists too, to be quite honest. So what I
want you to look at is to see if there's
anything hanging on to the fly on the right hand
side or left hand side that is hanging on to
that flies lower legs, and that could be a pseudo
square what literally yes, pseudo scorpions, so not a real scorpion,

(45:05):
but it looks like a scorpion with amazing feat and
scorpion type exercises as well right.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
On the top.

Speaker 6 (45:13):
It's brilliant. And so they help the flies, help the
pseudo scorpions to go from a to b, from one
compost into another. That is how this whole thing on
the planet works. And I reckon, that's fabulous.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
And so if you have a look at the league
of a common house fly, there's a chance that there's
going to be a pseudo scorpion. What just grabbed onto
its legal it's punchers.

Speaker 6 (45:34):
Yep, hitching a ride, literally hitching a ride.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
This changes everything I need to would you be Yeah,
you'll see it.

Speaker 6 (45:44):
And you'll think you'll think of it. Loanda, you'll say,
that's just a scorpion. Got the books just like a scorpion.
Look at me and the kids go nuts.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Jerry's got another theory about why he doesn't see as
many flies down and power.

Speaker 4 (45:58):
No, don't, Jerry, it's to do it the song.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Yeah, I'm wondering because mazzies don't seem to like it
down there either. Do they like the salt here? The
old flies?

Speaker 6 (46:07):
No?

Speaker 3 (46:08):
Yeah, there we no, nor do I?

Speaker 6 (46:10):
No, nor do I. If you go, if you go,
there's only see That's another thing. There are certain creatures
that live in the salt, and there are mosquitoes, for instance,
that are salt eating salt living mosquitoes. The only one
in New Zealand is indeed exactly where you are on
the beaches. But fries cannot handle that. They have to

(46:31):
go further in land they say, not too salty. And
besides that, you know starts to herd. Your skin goes
off and you can't go to the toilet anymore because
oh my god, etcetera, etcetera.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Root climbushes before you go. I'm killing about twenty a
day at the moment with a one hundred dollars fly swat.
Do you reckon I can keep the population down that way?
Or am I pushing crap uphill?

Speaker 6 (46:56):
Yeah? Crap up hill? No chance?

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Okay, good to know, Brook, climb past the bug man.
Thanks for your time, love your work.

Speaker 5 (47:04):
Jerry and Mini the Hodarchy breakfast.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
It's time for the Hidicky breakfast. It's academic. We're going
to ask you five questions. You've got to get three corrects,
and there's fifty dollars buttons about you up for.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Grand Zira Andy. I was just at Bunnings yesterday getting
some new plants. Nice little star jasmine arrangement on the
front fence there.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
J good on you. Yeah, yeah, I think that's going
to survive. I'm planning it in January. I suppose at
the moment everything's growing very well.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
I've got a healthy dumping of rain as soon as
the missus planted that, and then we're going to go
for some sort of groundcover that you don't need to
mow out the front.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
There, it's all coming together.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
It's one of the positives of global warming. It's definitely
plants grow better.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
Yeah, that's right. We're going to start a bloody pineapple plantation.
Very sure.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Anyway, that's all academic, and now it's time for it's academic.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
Mark from christ Jaer's Welcome to the show.

Speaker 14 (47:56):
Good morning, guys.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
How are you good?

Speaker 3 (47:58):
Mark? You a graphic designer? Yes, and you spent your
schooling years at Hettona College and.

Speaker 6 (48:04):
Upper Heart exactly.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Yes. Who was the strictest teacher at Heltona College?

Speaker 14 (48:11):
Mister Robinson, the math teacher.

Speaker 6 (48:13):
I'm pretty sure that's his name. Yeah, it a long
time ago.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
Well did he can you?

Speaker 6 (48:19):
No, not that bad, but he didn't have a sense
of humor or anything, you know what mess teachers are like.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
Yeah, that's right. Did he wear Steve shirt with a tie? Yes? Yes,
glass Bob Charles shorts with the belt, long hose yeah, up.

Speaker 6 (48:35):
To his knees.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
Yeah, body odor.

Speaker 14 (48:39):
Yeah, I don't get that close.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
Kind not too We're.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Possible, all right, then, Marked from Christ here's the graphic
designer from heatone College.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
Ready to put your high school's name and lights?

Speaker 5 (48:50):
Yes, I'll try it all right.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Five questions coming at You're just going to get three
correct to win the fifty dollars Bunnings vouch. Question number one,
what soft drink? Michael Jackson filming an AD four when
his hair caught fire? Correct? Zippy, George and Bungle were
characters on which TV show?

Speaker 6 (49:09):
PA?

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Which member of the Huckey Breakfast once owned a nineteen
ninty nine Mitsubishi miraj Swift? Are you yes? Who was
the US president before George W. Bush?

Speaker 14 (49:23):
Was it on a Reagan or?

Speaker 3 (49:25):
No? No? How many teams make the playoff games and
the T twenty Super Smash two?

Speaker 15 (49:32):
No?

Speaker 5 (49:33):
No, what do you say neither?

Speaker 3 (49:35):
Question? How many teams make the playoff games in the
T twenty Super Smash four?

Speaker 8 (49:39):
No, no, you know what we want.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
Mister Robertson was bloody at you all the time with
all of your numbers coming up. It was three, three,
It was three. Then you got two questions correct, which
means that you missed out on the path. Bill London
was the president before George W. Bush.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
He's from Rainbow Zippy, and there's three teams annoyingly that
make the tea to any Super Smash playoff games.

Speaker 4 (50:10):
Bad luck, Mark, bad luck?

Speaker 3 (50:12):
If you Mark i WI, should we give him the prize?
That's sad for Headtonia College, it.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Is, but it's good news for tomorrow's participant because what's
that at one hundred dollars Bunnings gets voucher to give
away tomorrow a jackpot.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Hod as your Breakfast with Jerry and Manyah, It's Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
The twenty sigment of January twenty twenty six.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
This is the heard Keep Breakfast and you know what
that means, Jerry, if your first time listener to this show.
We have a segment that we run on Tuesdays. It
is called Lame Claims to Fame. It's pretty self explanatory.
No claim is too lame.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
We don't want your amazing stories of you know, of fame.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
We want your lamess claim to fame. For example, someone
stakes through this morning already, my lame claim to fame.
Currently standing at a bus stop next to the guy
from the Mitsubishi air Conditioning ads.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
Oh the ball guy all go with the glasses.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
Talks really quietly that guy.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
We reached out to him a few years ago because
who was that guy?

Speaker 10 (51:08):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (51:09):
And we found out who he was and we chatted
to him. It seems like a lovely guy. Actually, I
don't know if he's still running on those ads.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
I think yes, he for guesst be going well.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Actually, if you're standing at the bus stop right now
next to him, can you ask him.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
If he's still on those ads.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
He shouldn't be.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
He shouldn't be catching him bus or actually give us
a call and hand the phone over.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
I thought he'd be making quite a lot of money
from the rollovers.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Heah, but he's also very eco friendly, you know. Yeah,
they keep the tics coming through three four eight three.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
Give us a call right now, oh eight hundred HADARKI.
We want to hear your lame claim to fame.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
And later on the show we're going to talk horse meat.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
You've even got an expert and by he found a tongue.

Speaker 5 (51:52):
And Jerry and Midnight the Htiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
We are currently embroiled and lame claims to fame every week.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Every week, I worry that we found the bottom of
this and I'm oh God, we don't have any No
one's got any lame claims to We found all of
the lame claims to fame, and then every week I'm
surprised because we found someone sticks through it and said
a friend of mine played HEMI the young moldy dad
on a spark edwirt. My friend is one hundred percent someone.
But that doesn't seem to be in a ship for
the producers on someone.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
Don't worry about it, didn't I don't worry about it.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
Didn't ask you another one here.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
I used to drink beers most night with David Coulthard
if one driver in Monaco.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Okay, that's pretty enough.

Speaker 8 (52:33):
That's lame.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
Yeah, is that lame?

Speaker 4 (52:36):
Was he still racing at that? No, it's not lame.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
That's not lame.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
No, that's not goddamn it.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
It's some one that met David Tuur once Yep's Taylor.
The tape always said sex foot or six foot one.
I'm six foot one, and the photo we took that
day clearly proved he was not.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
Bog's on the line, Good morning, Bog. What's your lame
claim to fame?

Speaker 14 (52:55):
Yeah, camping over Christmas years and Luke mccalla's still said
Campen was Yeah, we're nicknamed the Chops. He didn't know
that he was backing in a jitsky trailer. It was
quite a small axle, you know, to beck it. Yeah,
so I may actually help them back it, and I
just watched from a fark, got nervous.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
He's a good looking sucker, isn't he? Look Mcallison, he's
a good looking russel?

Speaker 3 (53:23):
Right?

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Yeah, Now when you say help them back the trailer,
and what do you do? Get out and get on
the hand signals in the rearview mirror.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (53:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (53:30):
And then because JESSK trailer's real short, you know, you
can't really say. And then they just unhitched it and
pushed it in the end. So he's no good at
becking a trailer.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
He's been exposed.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
Any other former rule backs you'd like to slag off
on the radio before we let you go back?

Speaker 3 (53:47):
Usually though, right, Thanks your story, Thanks very much.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
Hey guys, This one actually came in last week, but
I wanted to address it with you, Jerry, as a
member of the team, which one it's academic In nineteen
eighty seven, I'd argue.

Speaker 4 (53:59):
Against it being the worst of the quiz shows.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
John Hayden was the quiz master at that stage, and
Phil Cogan of The Amazing Race was one of the
camera operators in the Christet studios.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
This someone's lame claiming famous for film Phil Cogan's lame
claim to fame that he was a camera operator on
its secademic.

Speaker 4 (54:16):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
My sister in law's ex partner grew up with former
Melbourne Storm prop Bryce Brian Norrie, who I met once
in his hometown of Forbes, New South Wales at a funeral.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
Okay, so this is always the problem with this. Can
you go back? Can you can we go again?

Speaker 1 (54:29):
My sister in law, Yeah, sister in law, ex partner,
ex partner grew up with former Melbourne Storm prop o
Brian Norriy. Yeah, who I once met in his hometown
of Forbes, New South Wales.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
That is tenuous, brilliant like it. That's lame. That is
very very lame.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
School. Jacob Duffy once taught me how to do the
Rubik's cube.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Oh, hold on, Jacob Duffy can do a rubikskub the
muff Man yeah down there on lums Don.

Speaker 8 (54:57):
Is there anything you can't do?

Speaker 3 (54:58):
Yeah? You can see Kimball a very tidy line and
length at a reasonable pace.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
Yep, he solved that re excup.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
I feel like this is not that lame. I read
this just moments ago. My lame claim to fame as
my mum dated Muhammad Ali when she was nineteen.

Speaker 4 (55:11):
Yeah, that doesn't seem lame.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
He did date a lot of women. He was a
he was of the world, hed.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
Spread around a little bit.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Yeah, Mayell, I would like to hear from that person
if you could give us a call one hundred Hardak.
You would love to hear the details on your mother
dating Muhammad Ali, although you.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
Probably don't want to share them. Stevens Stickster.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
In the nineteen eighties, we camped at Cooper's Bay, Cooper's
Beach next to Ray Wolf.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
Oh you're joking me, wow, Ray Wolf. You guys probably
not aware of Ray Wolf Manaiah.

Speaker 14 (55:43):
No.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
He loomed very large over my childhood. He was the
all round family entertainer. In those days they had all
around family entertainers. They could sing, they could dance, they
could compare TV shows, they could light back lighters in
his situation saying the lazy boy, Oh really, yeah, you
can lock the rock and put your feet up.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
That's a lame claim to fame.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
This Texas on three four eight three saw Laura and
Goldrick at New east Ridge, got nervous, smiled awkwardly, and
then proceeded to bump into each other in every aisle.

Speaker 5 (56:14):
After Jerry and Leni the Hodochy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
We're currently talking about your lame claims to fame. Oh
eight hundred, hardach, you're three four eight three. I was
once at a wedding, says this texter. Yeah, John O
Gibbs was there. We ended up getting on like a
house on fire. By the end of the night. He
was throwing you around the dance floor like a rag
doll and feeding a red wine down my throat. Good Roasters.

Speaker 4 (56:38):
It's John married.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
I don't know shul.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
We've changed the name for that one.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
I thought I saw a Mashy on a poster at
the z but it was only Liam Laws. That's an
accidental lame claim to fame, or actually an incorrect lame
claim to fame.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
Yeah, unlawful lame claim to fame.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
I met Frankie Stevens in christ Church last year at
the New Zealand Country Highwayman Concert. I now tell everybody
he's my dad because we look alike.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
Oh well, I lame claim to fame. I tell everyone
that poor Mouadi from the tab is my dad.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
Zi. In morning crew thought my phone number belonged to
New Zealand rapper seven. He called me live on here
trying to brag that they had his number. They got
me instead. Oh, I like this, this is lame. I
once pointed out to Willie Watson that his shoelace was untied.
My old man seys Liam pierced joanah Lomo's ears. Ah, wow,

(57:35):
that the great man.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Anne is on the line. Good morning Anne. You're from Wellington,
I believe Are you the person that morning? Did you
text it about Mhammed Ali?

Speaker 16 (57:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (57:45):
Yeah, I did.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
What's the story there?

Speaker 17 (57:47):
Time call a long time listener? So this was my
mum's from Singapore and she worked in a waitress and
a cocktail bar, and he was traveling Asia at the time,
and so she she traveled a little bit with him.
And I'd always say to mom growing up, because we
had a photo on our wall, you know, her cuddling

(58:08):
Muhammad Ali. And I told Mom, whyn't you marry Muhammad Ali?
And I could sit in a limo and my poor
father did not enjoy that.

Speaker 4 (58:17):
They must have it over him every day he must
think about that.

Speaker 6 (58:21):
Oh yeah, totally.

Speaker 17 (58:22):
I've still got a photo on my wall that's gorgeous,
got her long eye lashers and her peace sign. Yeah,
it's my lane claims the same.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
Well, it's not that lame, to be honest. And the
other question is, so what did she ever recount any
stories of what he was like?

Speaker 17 (58:41):
Well? She he was the first man she ever kissed.
So that's that's.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
First man you ever kissed? Is Muhammad Ali, the greatest
boxer of aarding.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
I suppose you don't like to think about it all
too hard, But so she didn't rending the other stories.

Speaker 4 (59:01):
Of so how long was she?

Speaker 17 (59:02):
No, there was none of that.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
Fortunately it's a weird way as well, because you know,
if that romance had have gone further then in any way,
shape or form, possibly even a day longer than it did,
then you may not exist on earth.

Speaker 13 (59:21):
Thanks.

Speaker 17 (59:22):
What my father always is.

Speaker 4 (59:24):
To say, lessons or or should be the heavyweight champion
of the world.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
Thanks being cool, and we appreciate that. That's a great story.

Speaker 6 (59:33):
Thank you.

Speaker 17 (59:34):
I was so cool talking to you. I wanted two
for so long, So thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
Well, thanks for talking and thanks for listening and talk
to you soon.

Speaker 17 (59:42):
Thank you Sea, Jerry Bye.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
Here's one lane came to fame. My mother dated Sam
Neil and cheated on him with Tim Shedboult. What they
were all good mates.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
Jesus, there's a while back then, is it to keep.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Those coming in? Three four eight, three eight hundred Hardaki,
We've got some. We've got some ones that are not
that lame this morning, but good stories.

Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
Jerry Edmondy the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Lame claims to fame, as we say every week, a
bottomless well yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
Clarification on the John A.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Gibbs story about getting thrown around the dance floor and
pouring alcohol down their throat.

Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
I'm a fella.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
We were two blokes having a great time, right Scot
text there James Tixon. I was in town years ago
and I saw a blondecheck I'd seen somewhere before, and
she yelled, yes, I am from Shortland Street. And then
I said, okay, cool. That's the lame claim to fame.
My grandparents had a photo of Louis Armstrong holding their corgy.

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
This one is one of these that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
Is so lame. But you couldn't make that up if
you try? Could You're like? Also Corgy's who is anyone?
Why does anyone buy Corgy? Why would you get a Corgy? Left?
You left?

Speaker 4 (01:00:55):
Ask the queen?

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Okay, how's this one? This one I think goes straight
into the Hall of fame. My mum repaired a split
in Prince toy Teka's pants before he could play at
the Middle March pub.

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
After the Prince and his crew went back to my
grandparents play some parties.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
A great man by all accounts, Prince toy Teka. It's
go to OL on the line morning, Ol. How are
you good?

Speaker 6 (01:01:15):
Thanks mate? How are you good?

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
What's your lame claim to fame? Ol?

Speaker 6 (01:01:19):
Ah? My dad imputated Tonico's league?

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
Oh what wow? Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:01:25):
Did he wow? Did he know how much pressure he
was under to repair that man's league?

Speaker 6 (01:01:30):
Ah? What do you say?

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
You?

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
We can do? Was the most positive patient?

Speaker 6 (01:01:36):
Who?

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
Okay? That is? That is remarkable? Do we know what
happened to his league?

Speaker 8 (01:01:40):
Why was it?

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
Wow, that's a great lame claim to fame. Thanks very much,
thank you, Ol.

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
That's a ripper.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
Yeah, appreciate that texts coming through. Think of us I
my lame claimed fans that I met Razor in the
men's changing rooms at the Graham Condon Center and he's
a really nice guy. And I lived on the road
from Crusader's head coach, Rob pinny Well, and he give
us a heads up on who's going to be the
next All Backs coach.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
If you can my lake claim to famers, I grew
up in Fred Dagg's old house and Whiteman's Valley.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Okay, I still can't give past the My mother dated
Sam Neil and cheated on him with Tim Schrebelt.

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
There's so many, but so many moving parts.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
There, Shane, sam Neil and also simulation theory. Tom Sheerbelt
has just been in the news. I watched Sam Neil
on the Bloody Dressic Park last night.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
Have we read this Dave Dobbin one, No. I saw
Dave Dobbin play at a pub in nineteen seventy five.
Now look, I've seen Dave Dobbin play many times. Yes.
I don't know if that's the lame claim to fame.

Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
That's more just it's just lame.

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
Coming up after eight point thirty. We need to get
into this horsemat. There was a I think it's in
Papa Kua pakag a bakery's right in southeast Auckland there
and they were running horse meat pies, yes, and they've
been shut down.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
And look in the preparation for the show, Jerry goes,
I'm going to get a horse meat expert on the
on the show. And he just walked out of the
office and found the only tongue and member of staff
and has asked him to come on.

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
The show and he said he's keen as been and
he joins us. After seven, The Hidarchy Breakfast Jerry and Midnight.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
The Hdarchy Breakfast Jerry and Mania hatched the radio show
from six to ten weekdays, The Hdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
This sounds a biggest story of the day. Yesterday an
Auckland bakery has stopped selling a popular pie after the
Auckland Council said the horse meat used in it wasn't
cleared for human consumption, which got me thinking a couple
of things. Firstly, how common are horse pies, what do

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they taste like? And why can't you eat them? So
immediately I thought, well, who can we talk to about this?

Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
You walk down unto the office and found the first
tongue and man you could find.

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
What's up guys.

Speaker 11 (01:04:06):
Man, it's not hard to find me. Man, I'm the
only tongue that works.

Speaker 4 (01:04:10):
Charlie.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
Firstly, have you eaten horse? Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
I have.

Speaker 11 (01:04:15):
I've had horse on the regular to be honest. It's
we have horse normally on Sundays. It's like, you know,
when you finished church, you want to just come home
and have a meal and relax. So horse the way
we make it, it's like in the form of a curry.
So because the meat is so tough, you slow cook
the meat. You got to shred it, by the way,

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and then you put coconut cream in there, some onions.
But didn't you have a casa? So when I was
seen in the story yesterday about the pie, I was like, oh,
loy Horsey and a pie.

Speaker 4 (01:04:45):
For so you haven't tried the Loyal Hose pie?

Speaker 17 (01:04:52):
Nah?

Speaker 11 (01:04:52):
But you know the crazy thing is that I've seen
a lot of people like on TikTok, like lining up,
yeah to get the lot Horsey pie.

Speaker 4 (01:04:59):
So and I've never had the chance to be And
that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
So it was going viral last year at the end
of last year, and then somebody complained and got it
shut down. They looked into it. Apparently they weren't. What
we're saying here is not the it's like not a
legal horse meat distributor.

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
Yeah, apparently there's only one place in New Zealand which
has the license to be able to distribute and kill
and and you know, sell horse meat, which is interesting
to me. But I suppose it's the case across all meat.
You probably have to suppose, you know, be registered to
be able to sell it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:33):
I don't know where do you get your horse from.
I honestly don't know. It's somewhere and.

Speaker 11 (01:05:41):
Man like maybe somebody's like, hey, man, don't expose the plug.
But it's funny because that article did say was like
from angers.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
What is up with tongans and horses? Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:05:56):
Man, I think like one of you know, somebody in
the village probably had a horse that was on his
way out.

Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
This is just my thoughts on my guess on it.

Speaker 11 (01:06:06):
And they're like curious because they have tasted pork, they've
had goat, they had cow, and they're.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
Like, hmm, I wonder what a horse tastes like. I'm like,
I wonder what that backfire. I would have imagined that
it would be quite tough though, because if you've got
a horse, particularly race horse for example. I mean that's
doing that that That would be some very very lean
meat on a horse, but that horse has been running
around a lot. It'd be quite sinewy.

Speaker 4 (01:06:32):
Yeah, I suppose.

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
Yeah. Does it taste like any other type of meat?
Do you know what it tastes like? Steak air?

Speaker 11 (01:06:38):
It's a mixture between steak and a bit of chicken,
because you know, it's high in protein, like what you
were saying, So it's like a cross between steak and chicken.
But if you add it, add a bit of curry
and some flavors into it, it's it's blooming good man.

Speaker 6 (01:06:50):
I'm telling you.

Speaker 14 (01:06:51):
So.

Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
If I gave you so, if I said to you,
here's some horse, here's some beef, here's some lamb, here's
some chicken, what would you go?

Speaker 11 (01:07:02):
One, two, three, four? In that situation, we would horse it.
I would say horse would be like top two, like
in my top three. If I'm being honest, Yeah, I
would go steak, horse, chicken.

Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
Wow over chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
You're not alone because the bakery that was making them
was like, we just saw everyone wanted us to do it,
and so they went out to try and find horse
meat and they just asked the first.

Speaker 4 (01:07:27):
Tongue and guy, yeah, and tongue and his brother and
Rory's tax is horse meat part of a stable, dove.

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
I see what he's doing. So when can we we
got to eat some horse?

Speaker 4 (01:07:44):
Yeah I could. I can honestly bring some in. Yeah,
I love to do.

Speaker 11 (01:07:47):
You guys want to try it?

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
Absolutely, Okay, then I'll do it. Bring us on some horse.
I mean, six thirty is probably pretty early for a horse,
but we'll give it a will man honestly, Okay, I
want to do this for your boys.

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
Thank you, Charlie, thanks for coming in.

Speaker 11 (01:07:59):
Is.

Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
Yes, we go check out lloyd horsey pie, which is
horse pie. Everyone's been talking about it. So let's see
how ghosts is a massive line of really top t
This is a loyal horsey pie aka a horse pine.

Speaker 6 (01:08:11):
Look.

Speaker 11 (01:08:11):
Look, even the pups are here, bro, even the pups
are here to try other pies.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
I saw him walking in feeling some long pains.

Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
So I we'll go again to the bakery.

Speaker 6 (01:08:26):
For some for some for sun.

Speaker 16 (01:08:29):
Cu wasn't much left today, just one saying Lloyd, who says,
so let's give it a try.

Speaker 15 (01:08:41):
Gonna try tasty it made from tasty quine, horsey.

Speaker 5 (01:08:52):
Pie horse pie.

Speaker 15 (01:08:54):
They got horse made from some guy.

Speaker 4 (01:08:59):
Random guy.

Speaker 15 (01:09:02):
Would judge its.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
Horse. I'm going to try to mob out to see
how good it is.

Speaker 5 (01:09:18):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
We're talking about cars that we remember and love from
our past, and the most your favorite car in the past.
That's right.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
It doesn't necessarily have to be your first. But everyone's
got that one that got away, that one that they
would happily buy back if they could. For me, it's
a forest green nineteen ninety six twin turbo Subaru Legacy
with Run Fast, Run Beautiful written on the side of it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:40):
Cars are a little bit like six something. Often the
first one was not the best one, the most memorable one.

Speaker 4 (01:09:44):
No, And often the best one isn't the one that
you end up with. You were saying, Jerry, But we've
all got that favorite car.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
That took an unexpected texts through on three four oh three,
my early nineties Honda Prelude with pop up lights. My
mate's nicknamed it the Ratcatcher. And our old Why and
our old farm Mute was a yellow.

Speaker 4 (01:10:07):
Holden kings Wood would have been a classic.

Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
Now a prelude what Was it a prelude to That's
what I always wonder like a better car? Is it
a prelude to a better car? Or Honda Domino? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:10:20):
Run the Honda Domini had v tep bro did.

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
I don't know any person under the age of seventy
who ever bought a new Honda.

Speaker 6 (01:10:29):
Mmm.

Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
No, the Accord. Imagine if you turn up as a
thirty five year old and you're buying a new Hondra card.

Speaker 4 (01:10:38):
Kezy drives a Hondra Acord.

Speaker 8 (01:10:40):
There you go, you're telling the truth.

Speaker 3 (01:10:46):
I think they did us. I'm pretty sure they got
cars like a great injured ray car. But what nobody
wants one fake wood on the dish.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Brought a nineteen seventy five Chrysler Limo and a book
from Whickles for the twenty best golf courses a new
and drove that thing from one end of the country
to the other. I got one hundred and eighty k's
out of a massive tank of fuels. I spent a
whole lot of money, but I enjoyed it. Sold the
thing down and done it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
One hundred and eighty k's out of a tank.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
I missed the silver bullet in nineteen eighties to out
of Corona that was too fast for its own paint.
I could leave that thing anywhere with the keys in it,
and it was always there in the morning. Back seats
folded down to create the makings of a double Fata,
a true blen and pestmobile.

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
Love him Ryan, I like this person here that was
saying nineteen ninety four Ford Falcon x TEXI four hundred
and seventy thousand, five hundred and forty six k's. I
bought it for twelve hundred bucks. What a vehicle went
sideways better than it did forwards. We'd overseas sold it
to a prominent drug dealer in Blenheim. Would love to
know how many standovers that bitch was involved until it

(01:11:46):
undoubtedly got impounded or burnt out.

Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
My nineteen seventy two Valiant Regal two sixty five HEMI
Ossie assembled OZSI assembled, great.

Speaker 4 (01:11:57):
Car and motor.

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
My eighty three kilo Rhodesian ridgeback is to sleep on
the vinyl roof. You would have been a fool to
try and steal that car.

Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
Nineteen eighty three This person's favorite car ever. In nineteen
eighty three, Miss and Sonny B eleven Buttercup yellow. No,
I remember those cars. Drive it to and from the
school bus stop for years the car and driver weren't legal.
Taught all my friends to drive. This is great. It
was cremated in a bonfire late one night, gone too soon. Rip.

Speaker 4 (01:12:27):
We've all got one doing, Yeah, we really do all
got one.

Speaker 7 (01:12:30):
I was saying just after seven, Does everyone remember the
license plate of theirs? Do you remember how much you
paid for your first slash favorite car?

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
Said two grand two thousand dollars for the for the legacy.

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
Yeah, my brother and I paid eleven two hundred, but
we went halves five and a half thousand dollars. Damn. Yeah,
every single bit of my savings plus abit alone, and
that car just went and went. That was the nineteen
eighty nine. It's a Mirage Swift r.

Speaker 4 (01:13:01):
Yeah, in the Commodore Ruder. Do you know how much
you paid for that?

Speaker 7 (01:13:04):
Yeah, sixteen hundred and fifty at Turner's car auctions, but
a thousand of it was course costs from university.

Speaker 4 (01:13:09):
Great idea, Yeah, great idea.

Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
Smart. This is the Hearty Breakfast.

Speaker 9 (01:13:13):
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