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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Good morning, Welcome to the Thunderdime. It's the twenty fifth
of February twenty twenty six. My name's Jimmy Wells. Has
a nice steal.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Good morning Jeremy Wells. When I read it, Morning Mate,
Morning Zoey warning the phones out in the studio beas
but sniffy this morning alzo as am. I I think
we've got a case of the bloody Jeremy Wells's I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
I hope it wasn't me that passed it on to you,
but chances are it was.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
It could have been. There were some things being passed
around at the Push Push concert on Friday that could
have leaned into it as well. You know, I don't know.
I think I think I might have early on sid HIV,
but we're soldiering on. It's on you, long term listeners
of this show. Yeah, good on you. I mean, you
can't really if all you have to do is talking
to a ten can for four hours a day, you

(00:54):
can't justify being like a little bit under the weather
this morning.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Once I think the worst part about if it's the
same thing, the morning is the worst, but yeah, in
the night.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
This is always the way with the illness. And so
if you ever I don't know about you guys, but
do you get wracked with guilt when you take a
day off when you're genuinely crooked and you feel like
you have to justify it? Dearone? You're telling everyone, oh jeez, really,
and then you're sitting on the couch at about lunchtime
you're like, I actually feel fine, like I could go
to work right now. Then come dinner time, you're off

(01:23):
a cliff that you don't sleep all night, you feel
like shit in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
This is the problem. But I mean, what constitute's taking
a day off the radio? I guess if you've lost
your voice that yep, you can't talk, But all you
need to get yourself to the actual studio, so you
don't want to pass it on to your work notes,
which is probably what I've done here. But yeah, what sucks.
But at the same time, well, no, no, no, what do you
mean to do?

Speaker 3 (01:45):
It would only be Jason Hoyd's shares this microphone with
me who may come down with it, and he does
have a weak constitution. So we'll see how we go. We'
see how we get. But I'll be hit till ten o'clock.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Probably a bit of spoons hearing, but a noob touching.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
So that's how it happens to any of that post
quest will do that to either.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, they will welcome on to the show.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Big show coming up Jerry and Mni the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
So last week we went to the golf warehouse. They
brought out some amazing technology actually having a look at
our swing, both of our swings, having a look at
your slice and my old man hips and the issue.
And yesterday you hit the golf course. After that analysis,
how times? How did the uncurable slice go? It cured?

Speaker 3 (02:31):
No, you'd be shocked to know it's not cured. The
problem is I haven't done anything about it, you know
what I mean. They told me exactly what was wrong
and how I could fix it, but I haven't gone
out and done anything about it. And annoyingly, the course
that we did play, which is out on the north
shore of Auckland, the White Matar, that's where they've got
the what they refer to as the Gaza Strip where

(02:51):
there are about four fear ways that converge on one another.
You've been there before, I have snipers, Ali. There are
balls coming from every which way on that course. It's incredible.
It's the you know, it's the epitome of urban golfing.
They've crammed eighteen holes onto basically a football field and
the result of that is, yes, sniper's early.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
The problem is when you go and play that course,
you're constantly thinking this doesn't work. Yeah, how could I
redesign this so that that hole there? Does that need
to be there? Why is that one going? The very
popular course?

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Yes, very popular, but because of its location. And so
we went out there at the ACC and we played
against Ben and a few of his mates. There was
a little four ball four verse four action that the
course doesn't suit my slice because there's often a bush
right along the left hand side, and in order for
me to hit the middle of the fairway, I need

(03:43):
to hit it almost directly to my left. Then it'll
boomerang around and then land on the middle of the field.
Except for on one hole. I guess the council have said, hey,
split that park up and let the tennis players have
something as well, So they've put a tennis court in
the middle of this golf course, which means that one
hole is a direct ninety degree angle.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
I know exactly the how you're talking about. Goes towards
the main road.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
It's like a tetris shape.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, it's like you're heading back towards the city. Yeah,
back towards the sea, and then it hangs a hard right.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
And if I roll my eyes in the back of
my head and hit it as hard as I possibly can,
then that is the exact shot shape of my golf ball.
That hole was closed yesterday. I was under a fear
it was Murphy's law, so look for legal purposes. We
all enjoyed one export ultra responsibly. Yeah, each one of

(04:34):
us plays, sure, but the pace of play did slow down,
and that meant that we only got eight out of
the nine holes in before the twilight golfers kicked off
right at about five o'clock.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Who was playing for the ACC team.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Me Lane Mesh, who long term listeners of the show Winner, Yes,
and Joe Jury, who was actually filming, but every now
and then he would stand up. He almost he does not.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Play golf, No, but he played ice hockey, so I
imagine it's like he's it's the same with his skiing.
His skis quite effectively like an ice hockey player. So
I imagine he plays golf probably quite effectively like an
exactly like an ice hockey player.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
That's right, he does, and so he can hit the ball,
he doesn't miss and he he just as a novelty
because we all missed our te shots. He wasn't really
taking t shots. And he goes, you know, give me
a look at one of those clubs. He hit it
just about twenty meters short of the green. Then he
chipped on and then we finished the putout. But he
almost bootied a part four by himself.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Why isn't he playing golf? He should be playing. He
doesn't have time.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
It doesn't have time.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
He's just always doing social media.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
He's always doing social media, and he still plays ice hockey.
So he's playing at like midnight then drinking beers in
the parking lot with the boys.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
So is he basically Happy Gilmore because he plays ice
hockey really well. Yeah, and then he's translated that to golf.
But I guess the difference with Happy Gilmore is he
doesn't also run a social media account for the ACC
while he's playing.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
No, No, I've watched a lot of social media talking
about ice hockey players and apparently they hit the ball
quite straight the way that they way that they around.
Cricketers have a real issue of slicing.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Because you're trying to cut it down to thirty out.
That's where I'm at. Anyway, Team ACC remains defeated. We lost.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Have I ever won? They lost? The single thing in
the ACC.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
We haven't have we No, we haven't.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
We are. It's good that we're commentating.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yeah, I know. And if the ACC everone's anything, just
know we've cheated. Ah, so we're remain defeated.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Excellent.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
Jerry and Midnight, the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
The history of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow Timaru.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Today is the twenty fifth of February twenty twenty six,
and on this day in nineteen forty three, something that
I had not heard of before, forty nine killed in
the Feast and Pow incident. Heures aware of this.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yes, yes, it is the biggest, essentially the large before
the christ Church City shooting, it was I think pretty
much the just mass shooting in New Zealand history. Mine,
I had not forty nine people.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
I suppose I wasn't around in nineteen forty three. You
guys probably remember it. Just outside of the wided upper
town of Featherston, a memorial garden marks the side of
the death of forty eight Japanese prisoners of war and
one guard camp opened in nineteen forty two to hold
eight hundred Japanese prisoners of war captured in the South Pacific.
Early nineteen forty three, a group of recently arrived prisoners

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refused to work and stage day sit down stroke. A
guard fired a warning shot, which may have wounded Lieutenant
Commander toshio A Duchy. When the prisoners rose to their feet,
the guards freaked out and just opened fire.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yeah, they were unarmed obviously. Yeah, it was a very
unusual incident, forty nine people. It was different. It's not good.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
No, wartime censors concealed details of the tragedy amid fears
of Japanese reprisals against Allied POWs.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Enough.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Yeah, how many of our fellers are over in camps
over there.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, they were treated terribly as well, like horrific, they
say the worst. Basically, the Japanese treated their prisoners of war.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
I think I think a lot of what we know
about frostbite and gangreen comes from the prisoner of war
camps over in Japan.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
They love to bamboo shoot, didn't they.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
A military Court of inquiry absolved the guards of blame.
I mean, look, it's war, but acknowledge that there were
fundamental cultural differences between captors and captors. The Japanese government
did not accept the court's decision. First former pow to
return to Featherston after the war burned in Saints at
the site in nineteen seventy four, and a joint New
Zealand Japanese project established a memorial ground. Today, a plaque

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commemorates the site with a.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Haiku, and it's a beautiful haiku. Behold the summer grass,
all that remains of the dreams of Warriors.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
I don't want to nickel and dime them because I
know they wrote it. That doesn't fit the traditional syllable scheme,
doesn't it. No, that's not a five.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Hold the some grass at Sex all that remains. That's
four of the dreams of Worri of seven. Yeah, six
for seven.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
It's not right now, looky hey, now either my year
eight poetry knowledge is you know, a little bit off
the mark. I was of the assumption it was a
five to seven five sort of operation.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
I know it's happened.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
It's been translated from Japanese.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, it's in Japanese. It's those syllables.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
That'd been my big guss as well. That was nineteen
forty three. I had no idea that happened.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Forty nine people. I mean, they stood up, for goodness sake.
What are they going to do?

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Yeah? Nothing, No, double bloody bugger. They didn't need it
in ages anyway. Born on this day, nineteen seventy eight.
Ukrainian actor, comedian and president Voladimir Selenski was born in
nineteen seventy eight. He has been the president since twenty nineteen.
Tough time to be the.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
President, dangerously short, tough spot looks tired.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Doesn't he?

Speaker 1 (09:55):
I can imagine that it looks bugged. What is his
day to day? Is there any joy? Has he done
any leisure activities in the last sort of what three years?
They're playing a round of golf here and there? Good point?
Is he into board games? Long walks on the beach?

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Would it kill a sc here Gilane to give Vladimir's
lenskin involved in the next golf tournament he's hosting. You
know what I mean. Give back.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
You get a guy trapped down to New Zealand, give
back to the shum around the place. Take him to
Rainbow's end with the fun begins.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Nineteen forty three. George Harrison.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
He was a musician, the oneiest beatle.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Does he think so?

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah, he was the oneiest. It was a bit pathetic
at times but ended up great. But when he was young,
just about one. Well, when you watch that documentary, that
eight hour extravaganza that Peter Jackson put together.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
You know, I've watched it four times. I don't remember anything,
all right. It's just if you've ever blacked out on
Leehart's couch, you've worked up watching this documentary.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yes, it's it's like watching a test match. You. Yeah,
it just washes over you.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
It's a battle of attrition.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
But it is amazing. But yeah, he leaves the band.
He left the band a couple of times. And yeah,
the wool and Bart and.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
George Harrison's defense, like how many times do you? Reckony
brought what he thought was a pretty good song to
Lennon McCartney and no, man, it's not so well.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
I think in this in this team, you're very much
the George Harrison, Bruder Whiney well just a bit you know,
pathetic at times and and bringing a whole lot of stuff.
And then Will often and I and I who are
clearly the Lennon and the McCain. Yeah, just sort of
just miss you and Zoe and yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
We'll let us sing about her octopuses and that's it.
That's about that. It's funny because it's true. That's not
funny because.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
It's ghet that look on your face through that we
need you in here. You're valuable, You're very important. It's
still hurt my feelings.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
He's going to leave the band for this song.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
Jerry and the Night the.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Time for later sport headlines thanks to export to the
Beer for here the Warriors paying tribute to Mitch Barnett
after agreeing to release him on compassionate grounds at the
end of the twenty twenty sixth season. This is said
Barnett has a sick child and wants to bring them
closer to family in New South Wales. And you can
talk more about this laughter in the show.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Clear an Hour out for us to grieve as the nation.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Please compassionate grounds with a home of compassionate grounds, aren't we We.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Need to rename Mount Smart Compassionate Grounds.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Another exit at New Zealand Rugby, Chris Lendram will depart
the organization after twenty years, triggering a restructure to the
high performance set up. Lendrome will leave his General Manager
Professional Rugby and Performance in May, and his place there
will be a new high Performance director that will oversee
the men's and women's high performance programs. Well, he was
the one that said that the I imagine that the

(12:48):
All Blacks can't play in certain rounds of Super Rugby,
Right that was it?

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Yeah, Well it must be him because I think he's
the only person left that New Zealand Rugby is and
everyone else gone pretty much, that's pretty much sacked every
I think he's the only.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
One left in any of our major sporting administrations. No one.
There's no one in.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
Crickets, no one in cricket. Maybe we're sweet without them,
you know, do we need them as long as the players?

Speaker 1 (13:11):
You know? Do you think it's post COVID Do you
think it's the hangover still from COVID and the stresses
of all that?

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Is it the brain drain perhaps of all of our
best and brightest gone overseas?

Speaker 1 (13:22):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (13:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Something's happening.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
We'm gonna be honest. I can't be bugger doing any
of those jobs, can you?

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Nah?

Speaker 3 (13:27):
That's probably all it is. Did anyone be bugget.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
And England of Jason hundred and sixty five to beat
Pakistan by two wickets in the Super eight match at
Cricket's T twenty World Cup, guaranteeing them a semi final spot.
They reached the target with five balls to spare after
and often sloppy fielding display damn by the Mike Hessen
coach side. So I'm blaming hiss, Yeah, I'm New Zealand
will play Sri Lanka in Colombo overnight. The game starts

(13:52):
at two thirty. Well that's a big one. Sri Lanka
paying two thirty.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Interesting.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
New Zealand are the favorites at dollar sixty.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
It's funny you mentioned sloppy fielding. I feel like T
twenty has you know, everyone talks about the way it's
affected batting and how everyone bats in all formats like
it's a T twenty. I feel like it has destroyed
fielding more than anything, because no one gives a crap
out fielding. If I'm a bowler, say I'm bommera. You know,
I don't care if this ball is going to roll
past me for four. That makes no difference to my

(14:18):
next contract. All I care about is taking wickets. Yeah,
and bowling, well, so what does it matter to me?
And you've even seen in the Big Batch League. I
think next year they're going to bring in a designated
hitter that doesn't have to field, and that is basically
just to keep those players around it who still want
to keep batting but it can't be bothered.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
I quite like that.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Yeah, I'd like to do it, but I don't think
it's good for the game.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Yeah, I don't mind that, but I know what you mean.
Cricket's a game of mismatches. We're going down to cricket.
It's a game of mismatches where you don't see the
mismatches in any other sport that you see in cricket.
For example, you get a guy batting at number eleven
who is absolutely useless. Yes he or she cannot bat Yeah,
to save themselves they could. I'll probably make a club

(15:01):
team as a batsman, yeah or batswoman but better but
better but put them and then next thing they've got
to they've got to face the best bowler in the world.
They've got to face Boom who could kill them.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
There's no there's no other sport where someone could be
as bad at that part of the sport as you
are in cricket.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
But you've got to do it.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
But you've got to do it.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
But you've got and I part of the speaking is
it's great. So not having a fielder like that means that,
you you know, because then you get a you get
some big unit that can't bend down. It can really
bat came Cornwall, Cam Cornwell, perfect person to do that job.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
Jerry and the hot Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Wouldn't but people do. And if you do Mania, you know,
she'll probably take me back.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
Yeah, totally. Good luck to you, Good bloody luck to you.
Just clear history.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
What are we talking about.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
We're talking about a man in China. We were talking
before about the Guinness World Records for doing things and
you think, yeah, I could do that or that's definitely
I'm not capable of. Like I remember there was a
guy who like the person who's got the Guinness Book
of Records for rolling along the ground the furthest I
think there's how I could do that, but I'm not
an idiot, and I can't be asked.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Yeah, when I see that stuff, I sort of look
at it and go, no good at sports? Were you?
You know? So you've gone how many? How many empty
beer cans going to crush my forehead in an hour?
You know? Or like pull ups or planks? You know,
can I do the world's longest plank?

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Yeah? There's a level of creativity to it, though, isn't there?
Like thinking outside the box and trying to find something
that no idiot's ever been stupid enough to ever think of. Well,
something happened in China a we while ago. A person
that has won what they what is directly translated as
a bed rotting contest.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
This is what the gin zs do. This is when
they just lie in their in their bed and gun TikTok.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
So he does it?

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yes, right, it's bed rot with brain rot going on
at the same time. So the dude won up lying
down for thirty three hours, and I thought him myself,
I could do that. Hold on, I could do that.
Thirty three can't be the record, can it? Thirty three
hours lying down? That's I don't know.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
I feel like that's some sort of promo the a
SEC would do just and they slip to stand up.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Well it does. I mean. The other thing is I
thought there was some cheating. I mean, so contestants could
use their phones, they could.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Eat, okay, yeah, well yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
They could read a book, but you're not. You weren't
allowed to stand set or you couldn't go to the
heading to the bathroom into the run.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
So if you went to the toilet, oh, okay, there's
the problem. There's the hard part.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Yeah, you could roll over on side to another, but
you couldn't leave the mattress, so you so hold on.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
You couldn't go to the toilet physically, your body couldn't
go to the bathroom, but you could.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Yeah, you could go to the bathroom, and a lot
of people would wore man nappies as a result.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Okay, so there is the there is the hard part
person nappies.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Yeah, so thank you napps, excuse naps, adult diapers.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
All right, people of any gender got there in the
They're all welcome in the bed rotting world. Okay, That
makes a bit more sense because I was going to
say thirty three hours, Like there are people in comas
that would scoff at these sort of hours, you know
what I mean, there's people that they have How long
do you have to be lying in the same position
to get bed sores? Oh yeah, a few days? Yeah,

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well so I reckon. Then again, thirty three hours, that's
not really.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
It was in a mongolia, that's where That's where it
time that.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
Does make it harder. Yeah, dry climate alevation.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
You know, two hundred and forty people started it. In
the end, in the first twenty four hours, there were
one hundred and eighty six participants left. So you think
of that stage, Oh god, this thing could gone for days.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
I would hate to be whenever I think of these
like who can do it for the longest competitions, I
would hate to be second. I'd hate to come runner
up because you have done the hardest possible thing for
no reward, you know what I mean. If you can,
I'm sicked. You basically did everything the guy that came
first did, except you didn't win.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Yees. So the person the final showdown lasted around twenty
minutes thirty three hours at thirty three hours and thirty
five minutes, one contestant reached the limit and tapped out,
psychologically defeated, and then twenty three year old won and
he said his quote was, I did not do much preparation. Well,
how would you prepare for that? In the middle of
the competition. I thought about giving up, but my girlfriend

(19:26):
told me to carry on, so I did. And how
much did he win? Seven hundred and twenty dollars.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
That's not going to do it for me, No neither.
What's your day right? I will lie in the same
spot for seven hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
So apparently the winner said that he was going to
use the money for a hot pot dinner to thank
his friends who showed up and mid competition with both
food and drinks while he stayed on the mattress. So
it was a live stream. It drew ten million viewers
around China, well eight million.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
Comments were huge. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Ten million viewers.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
This is like when we watch paint dry while we're
commentating the cricket. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
No, Jeremie Wells and the nice Stewart the Hurtarchy breakfast.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Is anyone else dealing with just an insane amount of
flies at the moment or is it just me?

Speaker 3 (20:16):
No, it's not you. But I'm in the same boat
as you where it's happening in my house and I'm
too afraid to bring it to public because I'm like,
is it just me? Is it my poor hygiene standards
around my house?

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yeah? Well, if you live in a non fly spray
household like I do. Yeah, my partner hates fly spray,
so does mine. Sometimes I'll spray it when she's because
we do have some. I went and borughtant I've hadn't it.
And sometimes I'll spray if she's like downstairs or something,
and I'll see a couple of particularly the flies that
go around and around around the light fitting.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
That rally around the family with a full of shells.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
I hate those ones. You can only spray those because
you can't. They never land, so you can't slap them.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
If my message walks out the door for thirty seconds
of their backs turned, if she's in a different room,
I will guess that room with that stuff.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Yeah, the odorless stuff is the is the one that.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
She can't tell.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Oh you can smell the odors really, Yeah, it's got it,
It's got it. It's got an odor of nothing.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
It's killing me. The flies are killing me. Because so
the other day I tried to make my lunches for
the week. You know what I mean? That was delicious,
And I remember I was eating one of them. The
rest were cooling on the bench before I put them
in the tup with you make it lunches for a week? Well,
wasn't It's probably like four of them you're making there.
It was just a little There was some spuds coming,
a bit of mince, avocado wow, a bit of cottage cheese,

(21:39):
hot honey on top of that. DM me for the recipe,
and and so I made enough for like probably four days.
And I was eating you know, that lunch. I was thinking, Man,
this is delicious. I'm looking forward to eating this every
other day. And so I finish it and I go
up to the bench to put the letter on the
top of We contained a six flies come out of

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that sucker and they hadn't even cooled down. You know,
I should have put something over the top of it.
I know that's my fault, but still it turfed it.
I left and jeffed and I paced around the kitchen
trying to trying to think if I could get the
sight of six flies coming out of my lunch out
of my head. I couldn't. So I was like, I'm
not gonna be able to eat this.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
I'm running a lot of flies, and I spend essentially
every moment I'm at home, and I've I got a
couple of hours in the middle of the day that
I don't do anything. Well, now those two hours are
spent killing flies. All I do is I walk around
with the fly spot and I just call flies that.
I find it relaxing and fulfilling at the same.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Time killing things.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
But I am wasting a huge amount of my life.
So I went and got one of those enviros say
fly traps from Bunnings, right, And they're like a sort
of a jar, like a really large marmite jub, but
they're clear and then they've got a little yellow top
to them. And you put this kind of blood and
bone mixture in the middle of the heat and with
hot water, and then you hang them up somewhere outside

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in the sun, and boy did they attract flies. And
the flies go in and they can't get out, and
you see how many flies are attracts. I reckon. I
put two of them side by side, because one filled
up pretty quick, and I reckon I collected maybe fifty
flies in each Wow, And this is over the course
of three days.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
But now you've just got two jars with one hundred flies,
blood and bones sitting.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
On your deck. Well, the other thing is, I think
I'm dragging them in from the rest of the neighborhood.
Always wined, I didn't have that many flies before I
reckoned flies. Now I think this is the place where
the parties happened.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Yeah, so fifty of them have gotten stuck in the
jar or one hundred, But then how many other thousands
came to the party and didn't go into the jar.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
I am dragging them in from the neighborhood, There's no
doubt about it. But my theory is that I am
killing them and then next year when all of that,
because they're obviously laying their eggs and then they're gonna
lie dormant over winter. Next year, I'm going to wreck
the benefits.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
I donna is that opposite? No, because don't they lay
like a billion eggs? So I don't.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Can you can you do anything to the fly population,
you know, in a neighborhood or not. I don't think
so is it possible?

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Is that, Hubris, Why don't you release a thousand spiders
into your house? That might sort it out.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
He released the spider to swallow the fly.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Old Lady negative, release one hundred gickers to get rid
of the bloody spiders.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Say those virus fly traps. What I'm going to do
is thinking about putting them around the next to neighbors.
So I'm going to give them to the next neighbors
and then they're going to drag and I'll create like
a like a shield flies for me.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
Ian Curtain is a c DC flying kurtain.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
Jerry and Mni the hold Ikey Breakfast. Jerry and Mini
the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
So Aaron called up yesterday listener Aaron with his lame
claim to fame.

Speaker 6 (24:53):
Back in twenty fourteen, I think when the six sixty
were still doing Dunedin town Hall shows. Me and my
partner went. It was her first time taking me out
to a concert. And yeah through the concert and they
did a break in between and they put the spotlight
on the crowd and they came to me and my
girlfriend and we're having a good old pash in the crowd.

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And they yeah, locked it on and they were shouting
us out going. Oh yeah, it was quite embarrassing. Yeah,
the audience loved it though.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
You got still passionate concerts.

Speaker 7 (25:25):
We're not to kill her anymore.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
God damn it. Good on you, good on you, and
I really stuffed your foot in it.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Well yeah, so they were turning to Aaron. So it's
no longer with anyone, no, and then we've got a
text a couple of textra Yes, were like Aaron sounds
like a nice guy.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Yes, I'm available, as Aaron still available, I'm still available,
and he joins us on the line this morning. Good morning,
Aaron hare getting on this morning.

Speaker 6 (25:55):
Yeah, I'm doing good for Let's tell.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
You very very well. Thanks mate. After we talked to
you yesterday, we got another text through. Can you tell
me if this was from you? The text said Aaron's
attribute six three, slim, lean build, six pack, been growing
a beard for a year, single father, full time dairy farmer,
family oriented. Did you was that you?

Speaker 7 (26:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (26:15):
Yeah, just just passed through out into the universe.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
Yes, okay, Well it seemed too good to be true
because we were like, someone else must have sent this through.
You sound like a.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Dream boat, Thank you, Sex three Slim Lean build sex Pack.
I mean, if you just stop it there, there's going
to be a lot of interest. They have been growing
a beard for a year, very popular and something to
hang on to. And single father, full time dairy farm,
family orientated tech tech tech.

Speaker 6 (26:43):
Yes and yeah, the the beard growing the beard that
came from my kids. They want me to be Santa
Claus this year.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
The family oriented there it is prepared to prepare to
run a bed for that.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
What colors the beard, just so we know are so?

Speaker 6 (27:01):
The beer's multi colored, predominantly gray ginger not gray, sorry,
brown and brown and ginger.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Brown and ginger ginger.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Here's always come. I've got ginger hares in my my hears,
chip black future, many greats as well. That's not what
we're here to talk about, Aaron. We're gonna we're gonna
be honest. Hundreds of texts. I'm gonna be honest. That
wasn't honest. We've got about three. But a few people
did text them saying, look as Aaron's still free on
kain uh and one of them joins us on the

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line this morning, Jerry didn't.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
That that's right, Catherine, Morning Catherine, how are you?

Speaker 7 (27:36):
I'm good?

Speaker 3 (27:36):
How are you good?

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Catherine? You registered some interest in Aaron.

Speaker 7 (27:42):
I thought we had it, you know, a bit of
a charm to ur.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Yeah, well, I mean listening to Aaron's attribute six three
swim lean belts, that's back. I mean there's some solid
attributes going on. There's certainly some charm.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
There, Katherine. You may have heard Aaron's willing to drive
as far as the mccargol lords and date and we're
about to see you in the country.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Okay, okay, this could be okay, Well, look.

Speaker 8 (28:09):
I do have family in christ Church.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Okay, okay, Well, fuddy enough.

Speaker 6 (28:14):
I've got two weeks holiday coming out next week and
I'm actually going up to christ Church.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Well, well, well this is this is lucky. How you
play for the schoolholes? How are you play to your
school holidays? Are you around the school holidays? Eron?

Speaker 7 (28:35):
Yes, yea.

Speaker 6 (28:35):
I normally do a week and then get a week
to myself.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Look, the stars are a lining here, Catherine, the stars
are lining. The question is I feel like we can't
just throw you together. I think I feel like we
have to do something. Yeah what, And I mean we
don't have a lot of money. We don't have a
lot of money. I mean we we could do. Look,
these are the these are the three things we could do.
The first thing is we could we could text on

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your behalf boat to three four eight free. I'm that
you both done. The other option is that we can
put you in the drawer to come with us on
our wellness retreat to Byron Bay.

Speaker 6 (29:13):
Oh that sounds absolutely lovely.

Speaker 7 (29:15):
Yeah, I'm good.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Yeah, so we were I'm happy to do that.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
That costs us nothing obviously, and that's just I think
that's the least we can do. The other thing we
could do is we do have Bunnings vouchers to give away,
and so we could set up a date for you
guys a a Bunnings and we could give you a
voucher because they do have cafes in the Bunnings.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Well, and if you're lucky, they'll be turning a few
snags out the front as well. Oh yes, romantic bunning
snag in the car parket hornby Bunnings.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
And entree as you enter. So we could set up
that and maybe you guys could meet in the Bunnings
and for your for your date, for your blind date.

Speaker 7 (30:00):
Oh I mean, I'd be willing to give it a go.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
In the garden area. I can't think of anything more romantic.
And then you could do a little bit of shopping
and go and buy a fly trap.

Speaker 7 (30:11):
You a bonding shopper.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
I'm not, but my dad would probably appreciate it.

Speaker 9 (30:17):
Vouchers.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Aaron doesn't want to go to the Bunnings with his dad,
I'm sure he has.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
I'm sure he is. Okay, so so so far we're
we've got to us. We can have some kind of
meetup in christ Church for this blind date.

Speaker 7 (30:35):
Yeah, that could happen. Yeah, the Buntings and the christ
Church and the school holidays.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
All right, let's do it.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Okay, we'll put you guys in touch off here and
we'll chuck his both in the drawer to come with
us on the wellness retreat. But you're going to take
each other, if you wint of.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Catherine and thanks for your time this morning, much appreciated.
It's good doing a bit of matchmaking on the Hedge breakfast.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
So I was sixer and said other option books sixty
six there and let the two go at it.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Jerry and man I joined the complaints the Hidaki breakfast
discussion group on Facebook for.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
I've spent a bit of time in the hospital over
the last few days because my mum had a Force's
a eighty year old eighty two actually year old woman.
She fell over, broke her elbow, got caught into the
system of having to go and to orthopedics.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
Et cetera. Now this was I hope I'm not speaking
out of school here, but this was after going to
the Edinburgh Tattoo.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
The tattoo.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
I see, this is why I didn't go.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
She went to the tattoo and bit off more than
she could chew.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
I just, I just it just seemed too dangerous for me.
The Edinburgh Tattoo.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Well, he was on the way home in the dark,
trying to take a short cut through a car park.
Couldn't get out of there quick enough of this that yeah,
all over anyway, it got amazingly got helped by some strangers.
I said to why do you give me a call?
He's like, oh, we didn't want to, didn't want to
cause you problems.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
She takes a shortcut of something.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
They walked across. He was there with Tho shuffling along,
both of them in their ages. It's a sad site. Anyway,
she went to the Auckland Hospital. A couple of observations. Firstly,
our hospital system is under pressure. Oh boy, is it what?
It takes a long time. It's a process. It's a

(32:23):
thorough process. And I understand everybody has got to wait
in line. There's all sorts of people that come in
who have life threatening stuff and they go to the
front of the que obviously.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
But I think this is not a this is not
a unique situation that you find yourself, and it is
taking longer and longer for people to be seen.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Man, that system is hanging on by three it. That
is my first observation. Secondly, some people deal with pain
easier than better than others. Yep. Some people exhibit the
the symptoms of their pain a lot more. Yep. There's
some screamers out there.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
On one of them.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Some people are in rereadably rude to the people who
are looking after them. I would also say that is
one of them too, And I would say, I'm amazed
that those people even get looked after. I just boot
them out. I go with the consensus of the everyone
in here think this person's no good. Yeah, yep, get
out out helping you and I reckon if everyone puts
their hand up, then they're gone. Yeah, there was one

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guy that was just being really horrible. Anyway, those are
my observation. The other part is when you finally get
moved into the but where you're you're waiting to be
seen by the specialist, which is another room where you
sit in these lazy boys. Yeah, there's about twenty lazy
boys in this room.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
That sounds quite nice.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
You're surrounded by people at that stage, and everybody's got
something wrong with them. Yeah. And the question I've got
for the group is because you're sitting there sometimes. I
mean my mum was there for nine hours one day.
It's quite a long time to be in there. You've
got to take a phone charger, and that's that's an
important thing. Though there's no where to charge your phone.
But anyway, that's a feed. Where do you get a
feed from? You can't get any food. You've got to

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have someone with you who's helping you out. There's people
in there by themselves. It's a man old people in
there by themselves too. So the question I've got for
you is when you are making small talk with people
around you in that situation, what are you allowed to ask?
And why aren't you.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
Allowed to ask?

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Because there was a woman beside my mum on the
first day and we ended up sharing a phone charger.
She she had very kindly lent me her phone changer,
but she had dropped a table on her both of
her toes, and she'd crushed her She'd crushed her toes.
It was brutal.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
How did you find that out?

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Yes, well you could see, okay, you know what, it's
an external issue, right, so you can definitely see. There
was another guy there who had clearly broken both of
his hands. I suspected'd been in a fight, and so
he's he's got both of his arms up and that
it's all been taped up. But there was another guy
who was beside me yesterday who's who was lying there now.

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He had a drip and I had a blanket over.
I couldn't work out he seemed to be moving freely.
It seemed to be some internal issue.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
I think that's the line in the sand. You reckon
an internal external. I think internal external. If you can
see what's wrong with them, I think you were allowed
to ask about what happened. If you can't see what's
wrong with them so like I think bones, yeah, and
muscles and tendons orthopedeck. Good, go for it, go for gold.
Ask what happened? I think organs.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Anything that it's dealt with a urologist.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Definitely, don't ask you. No, here's a question for you, Jerry.
It's come through on three four eight three. How many
times is too many to request the rectal examination? Last
time I was there for a risk surgery, three was
the max before I was given the word Bevin, Jerry and.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
Midnight the hold Ikey breakfast, Jerry and Midnight the hold
Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Time for it's academic. Give us a call now, I
eight hundred hardeki I eight hundred four to eight seven five.
There is a one hundred dollar Bunning's voucher up for grabs,
and you don't have to take a date to and
use it if you don't want.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
No, but if you want to, you can take Catherine's
dad who rung us just after seven o'clock. Catherine did,
not her dad. It's your opportunity also, not only to
win yourself that one hundred dollars Bunnings voucher, but get
your school's name each into the vaunted. It's academic role
of honor. I was growled for not doing this yesterday,
so I will read them all this morning.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Todragon Boys, Value Memorial College, Quen Elizabeth College, Newland's Shirley Boys,
Sacred Heart College, Mackenzie College, Francis Douglas Memorial College, Saint
John's College, Saint Peter's, Strafford High and most recently at
unyord To High School.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Good morning, Jason, welcome to the show.

Speaker 7 (36:35):
Good morning, Jeremy. How are you this morning?

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Very good? Thanks Jason. What school will you be representing today?

Speaker 7 (36:40):
I'll be representing Birkenhea College on the North.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Burkinhead College Heads. He's not on the roll of honor
at the stage Birkenheads, so this is good. What's your
highest qualification at high school, Jason?

Speaker 7 (36:57):
Is the A level three?

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Ooh nice, that's a good one. What'd you do?

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Start up a chainsaw or something?

Speaker 6 (37:04):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 8 (37:04):
Think that's the standard for nowadays.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Yeah, pick up some rubbish. I knew a dude who
had a not with a chainsaw and it bounced back
into his advisor. He's still passed and got like eighty
credits for that.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
Wow, powerful?

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Okay, I thought you were joking about the chainsaw things
in CEA.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
No, no, no, you turn a chainsaw on in CA,
you get like half your credits for you what. Yeah,
if you could ride a motorbike in a square, then
you get another one hundred something like that.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
It's good stuff, ok, Jason, here we go. You know
how it works? Three questions out of five? No point
in passing. You might as well have a crack at
it because we're not going to come back to them.

Speaker 7 (37:40):
Right awome.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
First question for Jason from Auckland. What music quiz show
did Simon Barnett host in the nineteen nineties.

Speaker 8 (37:54):
I've just passed that because before my frid it.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Is a golden doodle's let's face the music. A golden
doodle dog is a breed from a poodle. And what
other breed? Correct? There we go? Which band had the
hits you sexy thing and it started with a kiss?

Speaker 6 (38:15):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Type of drink?

Speaker 7 (38:19):
Type of drink?

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Milk, hot chocolate?

Speaker 3 (38:25):
I don't think that helps him.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Which team has won the most Men's ODI Cricket World
Cup titles? This is easy and no it's Australia, which
means I can't get it.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
Do you want to hear the last one, Jason, last.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
One, the last one whose starred opposite Gwyneth Paltrow and
the movie Shallow Help.

Speaker 8 (38:46):
Jack Black Jack Black.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Actually like Jason. Yeah, thanks for playing Jason, Good luck
with everything.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
Took everything away from Jason.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
The bog and head color doesn't make it onto the
role of.

Speaker 4 (39:01):
Honor Jerry and Mni the Hodarkey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
So you may or may not have heard about this
new thing called Fantasy Herd. It's a new fantasy league
that lets players basically assemble teams of real cows from
a working New Zealand dairy farm, using live farm data
to give out weekly scores. It's being described as uniquely

(39:26):
New Zealand and someone who knows more is local ambassador
Taff Hughes.

Speaker 9 (39:31):
Morning, Taff, how are you what may that's a game?

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Yeah? Very good. So firstly, who came up with this?

Speaker 7 (39:39):
A great question?

Speaker 9 (39:41):
You know a lot of people you'll be quick to
asserum that this is some big marketing campaign, you know,
just a bit of a cash grab. But really all
came about I was debating with my mate who works
at Meadow Fresh, whether or not we can train cards
to play rugby.

Speaker 7 (39:57):
Now we all.

Speaker 9 (39:58):
Remember back in the ye eighties, y wrapper Heartland rugby
team actually had a horse as their fullback for a
few years into a small incident when they tried to
teach them the harker. Anyway, this chat it quickly became
meadow Fresh Fantasy Herd as they had the brilliant idea
to merge sports with dairy products. Where it's funny enough,

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two of my biggest hobbies, two of my biggest passions.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Well notes have you? You've famously once topped the NRL
Supercoach competition for a week. You never got your prize
for winning that either, So I know you're a veteran
of many sporting fantasy leagues. How does this compare to those?

Speaker 9 (40:44):
Yeah, thanks, Maniah, I'm not here to trauma dump, but
no mate, I mean it's basically, you know, exactly the same.
You know, you've got your captain, you give your captain,
they get double points.

Speaker 7 (41:00):
You've got these these horses.

Speaker 9 (41:01):
They're wearing these very high tech collars made by a
company called Halter, and the collars actually monitor everything from
you know, milk produced rass, brass eaten. How much these
these cows are ruminating? And it turns that those those
metrics into stats, and those stats into cash.

Speaker 7 (41:24):
So yeah, so it's basically how it works.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
So, Ted, there's a herd of about three hundred cows
and then you pick what like twenty or so based
off these various stats that you mentioned. Were there any
surprises in week ones as we just we've just finished
the end of the first week of competition, any surprises.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (41:43):
Actually, the big talking point from week one is this cow,
Lil Moosey. Now Little Moosey was a sea rated cow.
So all the cows, they're raided by the farmer down there,
farmer Tim, he gives kind of the aiding on how
good he thinks these cows are a.

Speaker 7 (42:03):
Little Moozie was.

Speaker 9 (42:04):
It's kind of an underdog story of the century.

Speaker 7 (42:06):
Really, it's basically like it's.

Speaker 9 (42:09):
Basically like an under twelves, you know, rugby kid scoring
a try for the All Blacks. That's that's how I
would put this. But I'll just you know, these are
real cows. You know, you look at them on the
app you say, these are some really funny, funny names.
But these these cows exist there are on a real
farm down in Otago, and they're they're out there they're athletes.

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They're out there putting in the work, eating the grass,
producing the milk, and helping us win twenty k Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Okay, so that's what's up for grass twenty thousand dollars.
I've said at the moment, Suzuki. Suzuki is right up
there with an A plus rating. Peppin, oh yeah, Star
four thousand. All of these names probably mean a lot
more to you, Tevan than they do to our listeners.

Speaker 9 (42:58):
Yeah, I'm pretty close to quite a few. My My
cow is cow Harbunga. She's been putting in the work,
she's you know, she's great. They've actually given me a
direct line to her, and so I can call her
up at any time and just whisper sweet nothings and
really try and motivate her up. But yeah, no, it's

(43:21):
the I think ultimately it's just a great way for
us all to learn about these fantastic beasts as well.
You know, you you jump on with your mates, try
to win some fast cash, but you actually by the
end of it, you get to know these counts. You
get to know what goes into it and what their
days look like.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
Well, and it also is bringing families together because you know.
I'm I'm operating one two, three fantasy leagues currently with
the NRL season about oh four if you count Super Rugby,
and my missus is always like, so lame, I don't
know what you're doing all that. Well, she has gotten
involved in this. She after week one, is sitting through

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second worldwide. Out of nine two hundred people. She's twenty
ninth in the country and as far as she can tell,
she's the second highest rated woman. There's a Charlotte in
seventh place. She reckoned she's the second highest and I
thought that was great, but it's actually really annoying me
because she's sitting down the end of the couch Iffan
and Jiff and over what cows are underperforming. And I've

(44:22):
learned how punishing it is that I do that all here.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
So everyone's going when when will it finish? When the
season end?

Speaker 9 (44:33):
So it's only it's a sixth, sixth round season, it's
a short one. So we're currently in week two and
week three. You know, they refresh every Monday, much like
you know NRL Super Rugby, So week three begins next Monday.
But it's not too late to sign up because you know,
it's still early days so you can. You can still

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sign up build a herd, you know, you never know
you can stack. You can try and stack your herd
as much as you want. But I'm telling you, if
you look at these sea some of you see rated cows,
they're sleeper's. You know, they've got eight under that engine.
But yeah, it's a I think it's a really cool
thing from Meadow Fresh. I'd like to see it go

(45:17):
for you know, maybe twenty to thirty weeks, maybe next season.

Speaker 7 (45:22):
Okay, get a few goats in there.

Speaker 9 (45:25):
Maybe you know some other livestock.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
Okay, chickens, yeah, chickens.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Yeah, chickens producing eggs. So that's an interesting idea. All right, TeV,
thank you so much for your time. That is Tef Hughes,
who is involved in what You've got to say is
one of the most unique fantasy leagues in the world,
maybe the first of its kind, New Zealand Dairy Farm
Cow League.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
Yeah. I thought I'd be way more into my message
being into this, but I'm not, and it's making me
want to. I'm like, oh, Jess, I like this for
the whole year round them no wonder she has me
do it.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
The best way to catch up on what you missed
the Darky Breakfast radio show podcast yesterday.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Gentlemen, that's full surprise, absolutely no one. I was at
the gym really often. Yeah, to the ditchment.

Speaker 7 (46:14):
You know.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
What I struggle with is that rest is the other
side of the coin, you know, and you can't just
keep you can't just keep flogging yourself.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
You'll end up a little bit cra That's an important
part of of the diagram.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
Any particular day, yesterday day league day. Oh look it's
I'm running a push pull leag split at the moment,
so that was that was a pull day.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
But in the gym twice a day or have you
stopped doing that?

Speaker 3 (46:39):
No, because I'm running at the moment. So I'll go
to the gym in the morning, go home and fuel
the body, and then we're running, and then we're running
in the afternoon.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Okay, golf yesterday actually as well's that's an intense regime
you've got going there.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
Some would say too much for one hundred and tin
killow man. That's why I've got a cold right now.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Mm hm.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
They don't know, they don't understand the grind, you know,
the hustle. I'll get after it. Anyway, while I was
over there, I bumped into a differend of the show,
Blad Chuck.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
We're end of the show, Blair Choke Choke from the.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Sale GP, and I said, oh, good mate, what do
you have to And then I said, I suppose you've
got the week off, don't you, because they don't have
a boat at the moment.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Have a horrific crash.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
Horrific crash. Now the bro lowie who was on the
boat and he broke both his legs, he seems to
be doing well at least I saw a photo of
him standing up on his two feet and then empowered
me to feel comfortable making a couple of lighthearted jokes
about the crash. And I said, is that like a

(47:42):
full rebuild? Like you're gonna have to basically get a
whole new boat, And he goes, wow, yeah, we're still
working on that. But you know, we got some bad advice.
We've got some bad advice from two half fast radio DJs.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Right, okay, So I had on the water, I thought
how long before he put the boot down?

Speaker 3 (47:59):
And so I said, yeah, well, look, while we're here,
I know that you respect my sailing. Now, so let's
have an open, honest discussion about this what went wrong?
He said that your advice around, when you see the
Chelsea Sugar factory behind the fourth pier of the Harbor Bridge,
that is your queue to tack because you're getting title.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Relief or some utter nonsense that you were telling him.
It's a piece of side information that not everybody knows.
But I have exited that particular part of west Haven
Marine a number of times and I understand how things
go there. It's complicated. It's a complicated little piece of
marine understanding.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
Yes, well it was bad advice because that's what they
tried to do. Bliad turn around. He saw the Chelsea
Sugar Factory emerge from behind the fourth pier. He's like,
here's that title relief. Try to turn, didn't work, try
to tack and the thing was just dead in the water.
Then they get run through by the French who had
no business been that close. And so that's what went wrong.

(49:01):
And he said, funnily enough, if he had if he
had used my advice, which was to ghak, which is
which is a technique where everyone else is tacking.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Yeah, and you drive and you and you go the.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
Opposite way, He said, had we done that, none of
this would have happen because would have gone the opposite
away from everyone else. Uh and then and then we
wouldn't have been hit. So that means it's your squeally,
your fault that they create. And had they listened to me,
then this whole thing could have been avoided. I also
think I've misheard the term ghak, and I think it's

(49:37):
called a pack or something like that. I don't know.
I think I misheard that.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
But anyway, that's my fault.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
Long short of all of that, and the investigation is
still ongoing. But don't be shocked if they come to
the conclusion that it is your fault.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Jerry, Oh good tonight you open them a boat.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
We don't have to give them to the body FC boats.
The boat that we're given away. How much is that
boat worth?

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Again?

Speaker 3 (49:59):
No, no, thereby, Oh, but more than.

Speaker 4 (50:02):
That, Jerry and Minnia. The Hodakey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Diet Our lives a game where we name five or
one nine people. You've just got to tell us whether
the dead are alive. We need two people on eight
hundred hydachy oh, eight hundred four to eight, seven to five.
What will happen in this situation is if one person
buzzes in and they get it wrong, the other person
then gets the opportunity of saying whether they are dead

(50:31):
or eve themselves, and you might think, well, what's the
point of that. Clearly it's the other thing that the
person didn't get. However, you think that, Yeah, it's been
the case where both people have gone dead and there
it wrong.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
And that is the funniest thing that will ever happen
on this radio station. So that's why we leave that
open because it's happened once before for the wen't as well,
and it was hilarious.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Anton morning, Good morning. You are contestant number one. You're
from Hamilton. You are a MU operator. So am I.

Speaker 8 (51:01):
Oh it's nice.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
I'm running a Briggs and Stratton. What are you running?

Speaker 8 (51:05):
Oh yeah, I'm running Askavanna and a walker and a Kebodo.

Speaker 7 (51:09):
Really on the day.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
That's the thing the rain, Jerry. What you've done there
is this is like if we got say Revendra back
on the show and you were like, oh, I played
a little bit of last Man's stance. No you you
modo lords When it suits you. Anton does it proficially.
He does it on days.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Where he doesn't want of molrd's favorite.

Speaker 8 (51:32):
Ah, definitely not quite cool Youah test ellam is okay
because it's satisfying, because it's like a whole bunch of
little flags saying Momi momi and then that gone.

Speaker 7 (51:44):
Yeah oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
I like a combination of fiscu and rhyme myself who
cares no Jerry right, But I'm not a professional like you. Anton.
Would you like to test your buzzer please? It's your
name Aton sounding good?

Speaker 3 (51:59):
Two syllables.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Will be going up against Greg from Hamilton. It's Hamilton
versus Hamilton. Where are you calling in from? In Hamilton? Greg?

Speaker 7 (52:08):
I currently drive exce on the road life Mr as you.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Expect, But where do you normally reside in the shadow?

Speaker 7 (52:17):
Greek's funny to carf.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Just beautiful? You know it? Well? Okay, Greg, would you
like to test out your buzzer please? It's your name
A greed Greg, that'll work.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
I always feel like the one syllable name's got an
advantage in this. But let's see how this goes.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Person number one, one hundred dollars Bunnings voucher up for grabs.
Famously no balled matime, you're laruthin in nineteen ninety five.
Is Darryl here dead or alive?

Speaker 8 (52:49):
Greg hand On?

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Greg, it is you who gets the first chance of this.
Darrel here is alive. He is he's seventy three years old.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
My coffee, So that is one point Greek.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
What a great name that is, Darryl.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
Yeah, it's up there with what's a man? Poor rifle?
That's pretty good to.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Hell fire people. All right, you're what's the schoolman? I?

Speaker 3 (53:13):
Oh? One nol Greek?

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Okay good? Who's the number two? Best known as half
of the eighties and nineties pop duo Rock, said Marie Fredrickson,
dead or alive?

Speaker 3 (53:23):
And Greg ah alive?

Speaker 1 (53:29):
No, let's go to Anton.

Speaker 8 (53:32):
Let me think dead.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
That's right, died.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Died in twenty nineteen, age sixty one, gone too soon,
Marie Fredrickson, what's the schoolman?

Speaker 3 (53:42):
I that is? Are we counting the last question?

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Yes, we have one, all absolutely, we're counting the last week.
Who's the number three? All black hocker also one Dancing
with the Stars two thousand and five, Norm Hewett and Antohon?
Norm here it is alive, Greg, norm here? It is, Yes,
tragic fifty years old. Don't do soon?

Speaker 3 (54:11):
All right? That is Greg two at one. I think
I've got two owned goals so far.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Yeah, so this will be interesting. Does Greg sit back
here and wait for Anton to get it wrong or
does he? Buzz In rapper born as Stanley Kirk Burrell
but better name better known by the stage name of
mc hammer. Did her alive?

Speaker 3 (54:34):
Anton Hamm is alive?

Speaker 9 (54:38):
He is?

Speaker 3 (54:38):
He is?

Speaker 1 (54:39):
He's sixty three years old, which means it comes down
to this.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
Sudden death or alive? Yep, Greg, Yep, that's working.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
All right. Actress best known for playing Clear Huxtable and
Cosmey Show Felicia, Greg Greg their buzzes Anton is Felicia
Rasha dead or alive?

Speaker 8 (55:07):
She is very well, alive.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Seventy old and the congratulations Anton, Yeah, the better than Greg?

Speaker 7 (55:19):
Well played, mate, well played?

Speaker 4 (55:21):
Yes, Yes Man, Jerry and Midnight the Darchy, Breakfast Jerry
and Midnight the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Quick quiz for you and I, Stuart, Yes, Who is
the winningest do you think super rugby franchise of all time?

Speaker 3 (55:39):
Who do I think it is?

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Do you think that would be? Might surprise you?

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Yeah, it'll be hard to go. The Southern King No, No, No,
did the I don't know how the I'll give you
a close. Okay, are they from Guador? No they Oh
have they been in a temporary stadium for a decade?

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Yes they have.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
They won about five million titles in that time, despite
the fact that they've been playing essentially at a rubbish dump.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Yes they have.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
Does that then make them, I don't know, probably the
greatest professional sports team in history in any code.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
I wouldn't go that far.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
A lot of people would. It's going to be the Crusaders.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
Seventy point two two percent. They have one of all
of the Super ABI games that they've played. Yeah, that's
that is pretty ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
Second, I see on this list as the Brumbies, So
you know, there's no great shame in losing to the Brumbies.
A lot of people have, you know what I mean?
So if they lost on the weekend to the Brumbies,
I wouldn't be reading too far into that.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Is it a coincidence that both of those places are
horrific places to visit in the winter.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
Not at all, And I think that is a massive
That is a massive part of the home field advantage.
We talk a lot about home field advantage and in
the professional era, I've always wondered, what is that homefield advantage?
Because it's it's not like you're folding yourself into a
bus for eight hours, you know what I mean, you're
flying I mean probably not private, you're probably still on
near in New Zealand. But then you're staying at a
flash hotel. Yeah, what really is And you know these days,

(57:13):
particularly if you're playing a team like the Blues or
the Hurricanes, there's no one in the stands anyway, So
what's the home field advantage? With the home field advantage.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Is God, it's cold, you're freezier tits off.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
Yeah, that's right, and that's what the Brumbies have.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
Yeah. I think when I think crusaders, I think scrums
that have steam coming off them. You know, that's when
you know it's absolutely freezing.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
Are they going to lose a bit of that with Takaha?

Speaker 1 (57:33):
They are? This is what I was going to ask you.
I think they might because I know that Canberra in
the middle of winter is absolutely nut's freezingly cold. Yeah horrible.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Yeah. I'm looking down this list of the winningst and
losing his teams in Super rugby history, and there's some
of the some of the teams that are no longer
obviously that all the South African teams are no longer
in there, But I missed some of those teams that
were in there for like a year or two, like
the Cheatas who the Cheatas?

Speaker 5 (58:02):
Remember the Cheatings from freest from Free State?

Speaker 3 (58:05):
They cheating rug the Free State Cheaters know the Eminal
the Southern Kings. Remember the Huggles, bro.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
They were awesome.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
I loved.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Them. They had a fifty when when lost record. I
mean that would be the case you go all the
way up to Argentina to play them.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
Yeah, that's right. What about the sun Wolves? Yeah, and
they had the best merch man. They had great, hilarious
looking little Japanese critters for their merchant.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
That's good. They had something good because they lost.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
Eighties, No, they sucked, but they were they were fun. Man.
It would have been a brutal commute to get up there.
So yeah, what was the long and short of all
of that? Crusader's greatest sporting franchise in history?

Speaker 4 (58:52):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Do you know what they're calling me in my neighborhood
at the moment, I.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
Don't think I can say that into a microphone is
what number of it? Aren't they calling you a number?

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Three?

Speaker 3 (59:04):
It's hope, not when they're calling you eighteen twenty four twelve.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Oh, I see you've got the BSA numbers. They're heavy. Yeah,
that was the most un the moost what is it?
The worst thing, the most events of words you can use.
So three is the sea word, isn't it? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (59:21):
Three is the sea word, and that's what they call it.
Well that's what I'm hearing them called. What are you
hearing them?

Speaker 1 (59:25):
No, they're calling me the fly Piper and the Reason
and the Gangster of love. And some people call me Maurice.
But that's a whole nother thing different. So at the moment,
I've got these I've bought these Bunnings fly traps. They're
these Enviros safe traps. I think they come from Australia
because they've got the Australian national colors on them. They've
got the green and the gold.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
Well that's where all the flies are over there.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
Well exactly.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
These are basically they're those ones that are like not
like a venus fly trap where it lands and then
it snatch shut. They're more like the ones where it's
like a honey pot and then you go down in
there and then it gets sticky you can't come back.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Yeah. I think it's got blood and bone or something
that you put a sachet in there, and you you
mix it up with some more and more absolutely reeks,
and then when the sun hits it, it stinks more
and more and more and it starts to buy the grade.
And the flies just love it. And it turns out
they come from far and wide and they can smell
that stuff, which you think, oh, yeah, I'm bringing them

(01:00:16):
in and killing them, But I think there's just more
flies that come from everywhere else. So I think what
I'm doing is I'm actually eliminating the flies from my
next door neighbor's.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
Places and attracting them all into your place. Yeah, because
for every fly that goes into that thing, there's another
one that doesn't and just comes into your house.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
As we had a bunch of people tick through. We
couldn't get to them earlier on on the show, but
someone takes through, and so definitely not just you fliespray
doesn't even work anymore. One day, about a month ago,
I woke up and there was literally fifty flies in
the house. My missus hats flies pray too, So I
went to Bunning's got an electric fly swatter and we'd
full Anakin Skywalker on those younglings. It was a good day.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Okay, but have you still got flies?

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
We've got the electric bat is what my missus calls it.
She gets that thing going and then she's wandering through
the lounge swinging this electric batter around.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
More effective than a fly swat.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
I've never seen a hit one with it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Okay, yeah, see that's the problem.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
So I think they're quite good if you can trap them.
And my experience, flies on a vertical surface easy to get.
For some reason, they don't seem to be able to
get away. Flies on the floor are the hardest. Flies
on a bench easier flies on the ceiling. Flies on
the ceiling, Flies on the seal then easier, easier.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
Weird day, someone else said, haha. I also ordered some
of those butings fly traps, hopefully arriving soon. We live
on a farm, so there's already lots. Won't put them
too close to the house.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Yeah, I think that's the track. What I'm planning on
doing is I'm going to I'm thinking about giving them
to my next door neighbors, yes, and saying here you
guys go. These things are amazing and unwittingly they are
dragging the flies away from my property.

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
Set up the iron dome. Yes it's right, Yeah, all
around your property.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
That's what I need.

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