April 30, 2026 • 15 mins
Today on the pod the guys return to the land of Foot Jobbery for a quick recap. And Manaia gets vulnerable about a mishap at home.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Daily bespoke content that you won't find on the radio
show The Hurdarky Breakfast Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
No, you certainly won't find foot Job Friday on the
radio show.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
No, nor should you.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
No, So, foot Job Fighter Part two.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
There's a case to be made that you shouldn't find
it on the podcast. And that's exactly what you've done
if you listen to the sound of our voice. If
you haven't listened to foot Job Friday Part one, that's
probably isn't going to make a whole lot of sense to.
Speaker 5 (00:24):
You, is it?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Probably not? So a quick, great gap job, I think,
I think, Yeah, I think we can do it in
twenty seconds.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Another guy gave a foot job?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
There were there were the three instances?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Do you want to tell you?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah? I think I had two friends. One friend who
worked walked in on his parents late night. Yes, his
mother giving his father a foot job is in front
of Do you know something as well? Now that I'm
recalling that story and I haven't been able to get
hold of him to clarify it, but I feel like
maybe there was a bit of a a topoke in
(01:01):
there too.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Oh damn wow?
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Wait hold on from Tuesday from the Father. Yeah, do
I need to say this is justboat Tuesday. But I
think I'm just recalling the story in my mind. I
think there may have been a topoke. Anyway, let's not
get into that part of.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
The story because I can't. I can't. That's something you
can't get hold of that. That's not a foot job,
it's a topoke. It's a different thing altogether.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Wow, it's it's foot job with jays. That is actually
that's that's six is the view, Jerry. It's a it's
a foot job.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
The way I dispute that.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I dispute that I think foot jobs are for all Jerry,
that I think.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
That a foot job is a foot on a on
a down stairs operation on a penis.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Well, what is a topoke if not a well.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
A top a to pack? Well, I think that's a
whole other thing.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
But what is a topoke if not a foot operation
on a downstairs operation.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I think the foot job came from the hand job.
Now a hand job, don't give a woman a hand job.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
But that's a good point.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
But giving hit is referred to in a man and
woman way.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Is that a fear that's a different thing altogether or sex?
Then sorry, this is peedle.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
We're not We're not going to wonder and do no
diaterress right right, as in like bipedal.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah, that's right, pedal like.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Which now bipedal.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Okay, So then the other story was, Yeah, let's get
on to the other story was involved a sock.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
There was a whole in a sock.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
One man saw the other man's wholeness sock and said,
I like a look at that, ye can I Yeah,
he got in there the whole year.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
And plunked it in.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
The terminology.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
It's important to note for listening long time listeners to
the podcast with With, I had a recent shift this morning.
We're doing this before the show, so if there's any
change in time, just let's attribute it to that.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
It sounds like we've just woken up with Ye, So
I got it. I sent my friend a message that said,
just telling the sock job story.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Sock job of course?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yep? Which toe was the hole over? Was the question
that you guys were asking.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Well, because I suspect this in the gap between toes.
I don't think the holes over a toe. I think
it's in between that's see.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
The hole was near the pair of my foot. Oh wow,
so the hole was near the pair of his foot,
which is an unusual place to have a hole.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Well, I suppose we're we're in tear. Where do you
rip your socks?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Generally in the big toe to second toe area.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Yeah, mine's annoyingly around my big toe because I unfortunately
don't cut my toenails enough.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
That's not unfortunately you can you can. That's not like, mate,
you can cut your tone. You like a misfortune, that's
befallen you.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
My wife has a superstition to not cut toenails on
a Sunday, and then I forget until six days. Yeah,
but I've got a week going on. Then when do
I remember.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
He's got a radio show to put together?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Back to the font job. So the hole was near
the pair of my foot, but he adjusted it so
I was giving a glimpse of my one number one
and two toes.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Which we're going big toe in.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Yeah, yeah, in first long te big toe and first
long ti yep.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Or long first time.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Well, it would have been good to clarify now, which
is longer between your big toe and your second toe?
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Sounds like a Cherokee name.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I know what his feet looks. I know him well,
so I can picture his feet.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Are you doing that thing where? Oh? Made of mine?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
No, I'm not, I can promise, but he said. He
then said, so he gave me a glimpse of No,
so it was giving a glimpse of one and two
toes before he had it bigger damn the whole. Yep,
the whole.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
And so he has taken the the jandle approach to
just jamming that thing in between the first and second toes.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
There he's plugged them.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, and then we came.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
He put a bread tag over the question.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Then we wanted more questions. We had more questions for him.
Have you done it again? Was one of the questions.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Did it awaken?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I didn't go back for seconds? He worked for? Oh,
so we went back to work.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
He worked, he worked.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
For and then he ended up going back to mm hmm.
So he lived overseas. Okay, okay, as much as I've tried,
it didn't awaken anything mental Yeah, okay, damn it. I'm
kind of envious of people though, he says, that have
a foot fetish. Yes, simple, easy and pretty harmless of
(06:02):
all things you could be attracted to.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah, kind of. But I also.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
I also live in constant fear of accidentally discovering a
fetish you know, you know, because you could you imagine,
and I don't mean like you could just be walking
around stub your to and be like, oh damn, now
I'm into that, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Oh I need to wake one out.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yeah, And I would just hate to be in that situation.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Now I got to bang mate.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Oh that would be a problem. Innute one.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah, now I going to drag the coffee table in
the bedroom if it's.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah, I mean, if you're if your finish was breaking limbs, yeah, yeah, God,
I got to break miamigain all.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
For example, Well, for example, the guy that I told
last week who had to be wrapped and cocooned entirely
and glad wrap and then have a week old sock
placed over his nose.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
It's disgusting that one.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Yeah, I know, well that's that's the thing.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
But so do you reckon that he could just go
home and just lights off missionary on Wednesday?
Speaker 6 (06:59):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I think that he the life of frustration. Yeah exactly, Yeah,
that's why. Yeah, I think he lives a life where
he looks at people and thanks.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
I think wrapping me up, I reckon he goes down
to like, was it a woman that was wrapping him
up as a woman that I wouldn't mind that woman
wrapping me up.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
That's what he'd be thinking.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Although if he's listening to this, you might have just
woken something else.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
And I reckon, I reckon he's into the guy doing
it as well.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah, that's interesting whether it's a gender thing, so like, yeah,
that guy to wrap me up or a woman? I mean,
because why is a I guess a woman's rap is
different than a man's.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Rep And you've always said and you have always said.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
That and more as well.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Definitely the woman. Ah, you know what I thought that
just men's stink. But men are not the only humans
that stink.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
No, but I will say men are capable of summoning
up a stink and like no other like if you've
got no I know, I know what you mean, but
what I mean, I mean foot wise, you know you
need to you need to follow in a.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Just really laughing up there.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
That can also conjure there is there is a reason
is in another room? Complete but no, but no, but
like you know, like a dude who who wears work
boots all day, you know he's on site. Yeah, that's
pretty grown then. Yeah, but also a woman's sand show.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
No, so get some greens in on that one.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
There's the update on Yeah, so there it is.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Any other questions, I mean, he's happy to answer any
questions that you've got. I want to put it to bed.
Let's put it to bed. It okay.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Jerry and Mania joined the complaint the Hodaki Breakfast discussion
group on Facebook. For more Jeremy Wells and Mania Stuart
find them on Instagram at Hodaki Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Last night in the.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
In the group chat, I posted Thetafia teas well, don't worry.
I thought you were going to say we've been on
air this whole time, because we're in the studio, my
little Lafia teas around sixteen point six. Yes, an update,
mm hmm. This is a pretty brave, open, honest and
(09:27):
vulnerable update that I'm going to provide with you and
our family.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Our so just again a bit of a recap, just
in case you've just joined us. We worked out in
Jerry's theories. I thought that, and I was going to
pleasure himself feed the chickens sexte that reminds me sex
twenty six on the news last night.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Yeah, okay, sex twenty six PM.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
One of the great pieces of audio of one news
of all time.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Really deep teas about that or just so he's thinking
up studio be can you get onto that.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Night?
Speaker 5 (10:07):
But apparently not going.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
It involved King Charles, That's all I'm going to say.
And so MANI, yeah, I would. I thought that man
I would. Well, his partner Giff was away for nearly
six seven days pretty much six nights, that he would
feed the chicken sixteen points six times.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Yeah, that's right. And again the point of that segment
is not what the actual answer is. There is an answer.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
I did wonder I didn't answer.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
I've made I've made a point of not I've not
reversed engineering that.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Do you know the answer?
Speaker 4 (10:38):
No, okay, no, that's what I'm saying. I made a
point of not knowing the answer.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
What do you mean, well, because you'd start guessing and
I'll be like, oh, oh no, it's a bit more.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
But you do know the answer.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
I don't know that.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Do you know that? Do you not know the answer?
Speaker 5 (10:51):
It happened Jerry wouldn't know the answer.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
I don't know the answer, but you know the answer. Yeah,
But I wasn't like conscious the whole time. No, I
wasn't itching it into the all every time. I wasn't,
honestly purpose purposely wasn't. I was wondering about the point
six and how that was going to happen.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
But turns out when halfway through the halftime show the
Crusaders game and describe came out, that's how points are.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yeah, I bet that would work.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
That's our points soundtrack in my childhood. So anyway, yesterday,
this is this is pretty open and honest fellos.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
I I my message asked me about on Instagram. You
know the sheer circle. You know, there's that button on
Instagram where if you had it reposts onto your thing.
You guys probably don't even know about it.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Ze knows it.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I don't know about it.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
It's like a little purple button. If you go on Instagram, now,
underneath a post there will be like the love heart.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
There was the comment thing.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
There's the paper plane, which means honest in that to
my mate, honest him. Now, so then do you also
see the little there's the two errors. It looks like
a recycling logo.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Yep, got that yep.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
So if you hit that and don't But if you
hit that, so that reshares it. So that means that
everyone that follows you now sees that post. Now, the
problem with that is if you are scrolling through and
just a set of yoppers pops up on your Instagram
and you accidentally hit that like you.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Have reshared that. So here's a tip three experts.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Go to your own profile and then hit that same
icon and it'll show you all the stuff that you've reshared.
If you feel like at any point you might have
accidentally done.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
That, that's how you clear that.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Right.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Okay, Now I'm not going to say who this person is,
but one of my mates I was having a doom
scroll over the weekend and I just see it the
a it's a woman in a state of undress, a
scantily cleared woman. Then I see right on the bottom
left corner his face and the little recycling thing. So
he's accidentally, as he's gone to watch the video, hit
(12:59):
the reshare thing. So I five alarm fire ice screenshot that,
and then I'm messaging him on everything I've got him, and.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
I was like, bro, bro, bro, bro, brother, Brah, you've
fucking done the thing. Bro, You've done the thing.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Good friend.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
I was like, you're wild and man, but delete that.
Take that down.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
You are a good friend.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
And then he go he goes, fuck, I didn't see this.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
She saw it.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
She sent me up about it. Why are you resharing this?
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Like and it was like a woman basically in a
state of undress with the camera essentially on. I guess
the bid face down and she's over the top of
it telling a story or something like that. But yeah,
he didn't delete it on purpose. So I say all
that to say that's yesterday. My missus goes, hey, what's
(13:46):
this button? What is that button doing. I was like,
oh my god, I got to throw it for you.
I was like, it does this, this and this, and
and I showed her and I was like, you know,
so like if this happens, you've you've reshared it.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
I was like, not that I would do that. I
don't really look at that stuff.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
And she goes, oh, that's funny, because you know when
I got back the other day and I opened the
and I opened the laptop and you know, I'll put
it this way. If we lived in Australia, I would
have had to scare my head.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Oh yeah, I thought you tidied up your misses.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Now she laptop.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
The laptop is way better.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
If you laptops so much your eyes are failing.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
It so much better the laptop.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
You can see the emotional scars. But no. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
So I was like, now she yeah, true, true, grateful
and you know you've picked a good life partner when
her first and stick was to take the pass out
of me, and she found it funny because I, for
one mad.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Moment, was like, how's this going to go?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:50):
And I know there are some relationships without ends and tears.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Oh man, you can't be telling people that they can't
be I mean, what do you we seriously.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
We in an instance the other day and we've be
on the Hicks. We're going to start the actual show.
But were instance the other day where somebody talked to
us Jerry or remember this and said, no, my husband
doesn't he doesn't. That's right, And we both sat there.
I can assure you rubbish, rubbish.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
He's a great liar, but I can assure you he.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Doesn't he does.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Whatever Is that raised my blood pressure? Actually, yes, I'm
gonna take my shirt off to it's off.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
For the show.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Just sorry, Just a quick question. Was it it all
freaking That is a great question. No, that's fairly, fairly
straight across, right across the plate.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
It's like if it was dolphin ship Jerry and Mania.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Catch the radio show from six to ten weekdays. The
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Daily bespoke content that you won't find on the radio
show The Hurdarky Breakfast Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
No, you certainly won't find foot Job Friday on the
radio show.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
No, nor should you.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
No, So, foot Job Fighter Part two.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
There's a case to be made that you shouldn't find
it on the podcast. And that's exactly what you've done
if you listen to the sound of our voice. If
you haven't listened to foot Job Friday Part one, that's
probably isn't going to make a whole lot of sense to.
Speaker 5 (00:24):
You, is it?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Probably not? So a quick, great gap job, I think,
I think, Yeah, I think we can do it in
twenty seconds.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Another guy gave a foot job?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
There were there were the three instances?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Do you want to tell you?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah? I think I had two friends. One friend who
worked walked in on his parents late night. Yes, his
mother giving his father a foot job is in front
of Do you know something as well? Now that I'm
recalling that story and I haven't been able to get
hold of him to clarify it, but I feel like
maybe there was a bit of a a topoke in
(01:01):
there too.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Oh damn wow?
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Wait hold on from Tuesday from the Father. Yeah, do
I need to say this is justboat Tuesday. But I
think I'm just recalling the story in my mind. I
think there may have been a topoke. Anyway, let's not
get into that part of.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
The story because I can't. I can't. That's something you
can't get hold of that. That's not a foot job,
it's a topoke. It's a different thing altogether.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Wow, it's it's foot job with jays. That is actually
that's that's six is the view, Jerry. It's a it's
a foot job.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
The way I dispute that.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I dispute that I think foot jobs are for all Jerry,
that I think.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
That a foot job is a foot on a on
a down stairs operation on a penis.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Well, what is a topoke if not a well.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
A top a to pack? Well, I think that's a
whole other thing.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
But what is a topoke if not a foot operation
on a downstairs operation.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I think the foot job came from the hand job.
Now a hand job, don't give a woman a hand job.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
But that's a good point.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
But giving hit is referred to in a man and
woman way.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Is that a fear that's a different thing altogether or sex?
Then sorry, this is peedle.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
We're not We're not going to wonder and do no
diaterress right right, as in like bipedal.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah, that's right, pedal like.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Which now bipedal.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Okay, So then the other story was, Yeah, let's get
on to the other story was involved a sock.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
There was a whole in a sock.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
One man saw the other man's wholeness sock and said,
I like a look at that, ye can I Yeah,
he got in there the whole year.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
And plunked it in.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
The terminology.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
It's important to note for listening long time listeners to
the podcast with With, I had a recent shift this morning.
We're doing this before the show, so if there's any
change in time, just let's attribute it to that.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
It sounds like we've just woken up with Ye, So
I got it. I sent my friend a message that said,
just telling the sock job story.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Sock job of course?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yep? Which toe was the hole over? Was the question
that you guys were asking.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Well, because I suspect this in the gap between toes.
I don't think the holes over a toe. I think
it's in between that's see.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
The hole was near the pair of my foot. Oh wow,
so the hole was near the pair of his foot,
which is an unusual place to have a hole.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Well, I suppose we're we're in tear. Where do you
rip your socks?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Generally in the big toe to second toe area.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Yeah, mine's annoyingly around my big toe because I unfortunately
don't cut my toenails enough.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
That's not unfortunately you can you can. That's not like, mate,
you can cut your tone. You like a misfortune, that's
befallen you.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
My wife has a superstition to not cut toenails on
a Sunday, and then I forget until six days. Yeah,
but I've got a week going on. Then when do
I remember.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
He's got a radio show to put together?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Back to the font job. So the hole was near
the pair of my foot, but he adjusted it so
I was giving a glimpse of my one number one
and two toes.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Which we're going big toe in.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Yeah, yeah, in first long te big toe and first
long ti yep.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Or long first time.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Well, it would have been good to clarify now, which
is longer between your big toe and your second toe?
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Sounds like a Cherokee name.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I know what his feet looks. I know him well,
so I can picture his feet.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Are you doing that thing where? Oh? Made of mine?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
No, I'm not, I can promise, but he said. He
then said, so he gave me a glimpse of No,
so it was giving a glimpse of one and two
toes before he had it bigger damn the whole. Yep,
the whole.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
And so he has taken the the jandle approach to
just jamming that thing in between the first and second toes.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
There he's plugged them.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, and then we came.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
He put a bread tag over the question.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Then we wanted more questions. We had more questions for him.
Have you done it again? Was one of the questions.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Did it awaken?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I didn't go back for seconds? He worked for? Oh,
so we went back to work.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
He worked, he worked.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
For and then he ended up going back to mm hmm.
So he lived overseas. Okay, okay, as much as I've tried,
it didn't awaken anything mental Yeah, okay, damn it. I'm
kind of envious of people though, he says, that have
a foot fetish. Yes, simple, easy and pretty harmless of
(06:02):
all things you could be attracted to.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah, kind of. But I also.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
I also live in constant fear of accidentally discovering a
fetish you know, you know, because you could you imagine,
and I don't mean like you could just be walking
around stub your to and be like, oh damn, now
I'm into that, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Oh I need to wake one out.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yeah, And I would just hate to be in that situation.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Now I got to bang mate.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Oh that would be a problem. Innute one.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah, now I going to drag the coffee table in
the bedroom if it's.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah, I mean, if you're if your finish was breaking limbs, yeah, yeah, God,
I got to break miamigain all.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
For example, Well, for example, the guy that I told
last week who had to be wrapped and cocooned entirely
and glad wrap and then have a week old sock
placed over his nose.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
It's disgusting that one.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Yeah, I know, well that's that's the thing.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
But so do you reckon that he could just go
home and just lights off missionary on Wednesday?
Speaker 6 (06:59):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I think that he the life of frustration. Yeah exactly, Yeah,
that's why. Yeah, I think he lives a life where
he looks at people and thanks.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
I think wrapping me up, I reckon he goes down
to like, was it a woman that was wrapping him
up as a woman that I wouldn't mind that woman
wrapping me up.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
That's what he'd be thinking.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Although if he's listening to this, you might have just
woken something else.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
And I reckon, I reckon he's into the guy doing
it as well.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah, that's interesting whether it's a gender thing, so like, yeah,
that guy to wrap me up or a woman? I mean,
because why is a I guess a woman's rap is
different than a man's.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Rep And you've always said and you have always said.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
That and more as well.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Definitely the woman. Ah, you know what I thought that
just men's stink. But men are not the only humans
that stink.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
No, but I will say men are capable of summoning
up a stink and like no other like if you've
got no I know, I know what you mean, but
what I mean, I mean foot wise, you know you
need to you need to follow in a.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Just really laughing up there.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
That can also conjure there is there is a reason
is in another room? Complete but no, but no, but
like you know, like a dude who who wears work
boots all day, you know he's on site. Yeah, that's
pretty grown then. Yeah, but also a woman's sand show.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
No, so get some greens in on that one.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
There's the update on Yeah, so there it is.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Any other questions, I mean, he's happy to answer any
questions that you've got. I want to put it to bed.
Let's put it to bed. It okay.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Jerry and Mania joined the complaint the Hodaki Breakfast discussion
group on Facebook. For more Jeremy Wells and Mania Stuart
find them on Instagram at Hodaki Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Last night in the.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
In the group chat, I posted Thetafia teas well, don't worry.
I thought you were going to say we've been on
air this whole time, because we're in the studio, my
little Lafia teas around sixteen point six. Yes, an update,
mm hmm. This is a pretty brave, open, honest and
(09:27):
vulnerable update that I'm going to provide with you and
our family.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Our so just again a bit of a recap, just
in case you've just joined us. We worked out in
Jerry's theories. I thought that, and I was going to
pleasure himself feed the chickens sexte that reminds me sex
twenty six on the news last night.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Yeah, okay, sex twenty six PM.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
One of the great pieces of audio of one news
of all time.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Really deep teas about that or just so he's thinking
up studio be can you get onto that.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Night?
Speaker 5 (10:07):
But apparently not going.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
It involved King Charles, That's all I'm going to say.
And so MANI, yeah, I would. I thought that man
I would. Well, his partner Giff was away for nearly
six seven days pretty much six nights, that he would
feed the chicken sixteen points six times.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Yeah, that's right. And again the point of that segment
is not what the actual answer is. There is an answer.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
I did wonder I didn't answer.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
I've made I've made a point of not I've not
reversed engineering that.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Do you know the answer?
Speaker 4 (10:38):
No, okay, no, that's what I'm saying. I made a
point of not knowing the answer.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
What do you mean, well, because you'd start guessing and
I'll be like, oh, oh no, it's a bit more.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
But you do know the answer.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
I don't know that.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Do you know that? Do you not know the answer?
Speaker 5 (10:51):
It happened Jerry wouldn't know the answer.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
I don't know the answer, but you know the answer. Yeah,
But I wasn't like conscious the whole time. No, I
wasn't itching it into the all every time. I wasn't,
honestly purpose purposely wasn't. I was wondering about the point
six and how that was going to happen.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
But turns out when halfway through the halftime show the
Crusaders game and describe came out, that's how points are.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yeah, I bet that would work.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
That's our points soundtrack in my childhood. So anyway, yesterday,
this is this is pretty open and honest fellos.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
I I my message asked me about on Instagram. You
know the sheer circle. You know, there's that button on
Instagram where if you had it reposts onto your thing.
You guys probably don't even know about it.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Ze knows it.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I don't know about it.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
It's like a little purple button. If you go on Instagram, now,
underneath a post there will be like the love heart.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
There was the comment thing.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
There's the paper plane, which means honest in that to
my mate, honest him. Now, so then do you also
see the little there's the two errors. It looks like
a recycling logo.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Yep, got that yep.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
So if you hit that and don't But if you
hit that, so that reshares it. So that means that
everyone that follows you now sees that post. Now, the
problem with that is if you are scrolling through and
just a set of yoppers pops up on your Instagram
and you accidentally hit that like you.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Have reshared that. So here's a tip three experts.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Go to your own profile and then hit that same
icon and it'll show you all the stuff that you've reshared.
If you feel like at any point you might have
accidentally done.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
That, that's how you clear that.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Right.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Okay, Now I'm not going to say who this person is,
but one of my mates I was having a doom
scroll over the weekend and I just see it the
a it's a woman in a state of undress, a
scantily cleared woman. Then I see right on the bottom
left corner his face and the little recycling thing. So
he's accidentally, as he's gone to watch the video, hit
(12:59):
the reshare thing. So I five alarm fire ice screenshot that,
and then I'm messaging him on everything I've got him, and.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
I was like, bro, bro, bro, bro, brother, Brah, you've
fucking done the thing. Bro, You've done the thing.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Good friend.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
I was like, you're wild and man, but delete that.
Take that down.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
You are a good friend.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
And then he go he goes, fuck, I didn't see this.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
She saw it.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
She sent me up about it. Why are you resharing this?
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Like and it was like a woman basically in a
state of undress with the camera essentially on. I guess
the bid face down and she's over the top of
it telling a story or something like that. But yeah,
he didn't delete it on purpose. So I say all
that to say that's yesterday. My missus goes, hey, what's
(13:46):
this button? What is that button doing. I was like,
oh my god, I got to throw it for you.
I was like, it does this, this and this, and
and I showed her and I was like, you know,
so like if this happens, you've you've reshared it.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
I was like, not that I would do that. I
don't really look at that stuff.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
And she goes, oh, that's funny, because you know when
I got back the other day and I opened the
and I opened the laptop and you know, I'll put
it this way. If we lived in Australia, I would
have had to scare my head.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Oh yeah, I thought you tidied up your misses.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Now she laptop.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
The laptop is way better.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
If you laptops so much your eyes are failing.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
It so much better the laptop.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
You can see the emotional scars. But no. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
So I was like, now she yeah, true, true, grateful
and you know you've picked a good life partner when
her first and stick was to take the pass out
of me, and she found it funny because I, for
one mad.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Moment, was like, how's this going to go?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:50):
And I know there are some relationships without ends and tears.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Oh man, you can't be telling people that they can't
be I mean, what do you we seriously.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
We in an instance the other day and we've be
on the Hicks. We're going to start the actual show.
But were instance the other day where somebody talked to
us Jerry or remember this and said, no, my husband
doesn't he doesn't. That's right, And we both sat there.
I can assure you rubbish, rubbish.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
He's a great liar, but I can assure you he.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Doesn't he does.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Whatever Is that raised my blood pressure? Actually, yes, I'm
gonna take my shirt off to it's off.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
For the show.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Just sorry, Just a quick question. Was it it all
freaking That is a great question. No, that's fairly, fairly
straight across, right across the plate.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
It's like if it was dolphin ship Jerry and Mania.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
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