April 23, 2026 • 25 mins
It's been a week in the making - Foot Job Friday. Be prepared to have your mind blown.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
A Fella's foot Shop Friday.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Daily bespoke content that you won't find on the radio
show The Hurdaki Breakfast Podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Welcome along to the podcast is a big day to day.
There's been a deep tease seven days in the making
this podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Auspicious is a word that gets banded around a bit,
far too often for my liking. But I think it's
app I think it's fitting for a day like today.
And in fact, Jerry, we've been brought by Kate out
in the office a foot each this morning, a skin
appropriate foot. It's quite funny that off the back of
(00:36):
Fake Dick Friday last week, where I told the story
of a person who needed a fact deck that wasn't
skin color appropriate, Kate's brought us in a foot each,
nobody foot that fits on your finger skin tone appropriate.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Well, neither of the match, to be honest, yours is
too dark, your minds to white.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
So typecasting, can I have the white one? I'm quite
a lot, I'm quite for you, I'm quite ruddy. And yeah,
you've got more, You've got more red.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Hues to you.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
It's closer, it's definitely closer than what you've got.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah, it's not right for me, I'm I'm reasonably olive.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
It's a good fit though. I think it goes right
in there.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
So here and gentlemen, without any further ado, welcome to
foot Job Friday. They said it couldn't be done, they
said it should shouldn't be done. Yeah, I can't remember
our world first, and can I kick things off please
with a little story that a friend of mine shared, please,
(01:35):
When he was growing up and he was growing up
in New Zealand. I don't need to name the city
because I think that might be sort of places how
I'm a little bit anyway, he's growing up and one
day he it was at school actually, and he went
to bed. It was a school night and he was
(01:56):
sleep in bed, and then he woke up and I
think either he was having nightmares and he was in
his teens. He was either having nightmares or he was
a little bit ill. Maybe there was something, maybe he
had a temperature or something, and he decided that he
wanted to get out of his bed. He's sweating away.
So he went to go and talk to his parents
(02:17):
and maybe get a glass of water or something out
in the lounge. Oh god it and he opened that well.
Apparently there was no lounge doory. He looked through, and
from the door he could see the television screen and
then the couch in front of him and his parents
were watching television, and it was probably eleven o'clock at
(02:41):
night something like that. That's the time that I'm just guessing,
and I can picture it.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I can picture a light cascading out from the TV.
I'm picturing one of those giant, boxy bastards from back
in the day, not the flat screens that we got today.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yep, that's what I'm picturing. Two And they were facing
away from his mum and dad, both on the same couch,
facing away from him, but in full sight and view
of the opening which he walked through into the lounge.
And he just as is coming towards the opening of
the lounge. They hadn't seen him. He saw them, and
(03:17):
his mother was barefoot masturbating his father with her feet.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Barefoot, barefoot, Okay, it was barefoot, barefoot.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
On the table was lubrication, right, coffee table. Yep. And
he spotted all of this very very quickly, And unfortunately
he had just walked on at a very an opportune
time because it was just coming towards the end of
this particular app No, and guess what happened as he
(03:54):
entered the.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Room unborn brothers and sisters, there.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Was champagne, fluids were spelt, and at that point they
then looked at him.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Oh no, okay, He.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Then looked at them, and they had a moment together.
This is a true story.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
It's an author.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Reading from the Gospel of Luke. Okay, here in reading
the hymn today is what's God Almighty be all?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Can I can I ask a couple of questions you
probably don't have the answer.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
To I can try and answer. You can try and
answer them. Okay, let me let me ask. I have
been told the story a number of times, so.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I'm sure you've asked a couple of questions. This may
not be a question that you thought to ask. What
line of work was his mother in?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Now? I don't want to know, don't don't identify that.
I don't know if she did work. Actually I know
what line of work his father was in, and he
worked for the government. That's fine.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I like office versus physical job is basically all I'm
looking for here. What I'm getting at is in what
state were her feet?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Ah? I imagine. I mean, he would have been in
he's in his teens. I think she would have been
in her late to mid to late forties. Damn. So
you know, okay, yeah, I'm not sure whether she had
any tinea or anything like that, or there's any kind
of fun No, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
About that callouses that cracked heels.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
The bit is afterwards, they all just looked at each other.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
What do you do in that situation?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Well, he said, you don't have any pando couldn't I know,
And you don't have any pant because I think he
was not feeling well, well he.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Obviously panicked.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Well, no, it was he was. I think he's at
a temperature, he said. At first he wondered whether he
was hallucinating. He wasn't.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
And then unfortunately, and then and then his.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Dad, because his dad just had his pants just sort
of down a bit, you know, his pants on, and
apparently holy miss.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, that's a good point. No clean up protocols.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
The season was summer, so it was a summers It
was a summer's evening.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Probably short stropped rather than panned.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah, essentually, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's got. The opening story
for foot Job got other questions.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah, look, Mini, I have such a I have a
such clear picture in my head. For some reason, they're
in a lockwood home. Oh yeah, yep, I'm getting log
cabin vibes. I can't imagine what must have been on
the TV. When would this have been?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
If would this have been early nineties versus late nineties?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Late nineties? Okay, so you might have had what m
TV you've been around, you know those channels that had
the at about ten o'clock that weird shit kicked.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Off, Spice Spice, spice.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
And there'd be some European thing and this lady be like,
oh can you hold this in? All of your clothes
fall off?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
The rid diary diary but to click on that one,
there was also.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
A menuli on the drawer. Also, Bill Rolston on Nightline
at the time.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
I think Bill Rolston. People are not masturbating over Bill Rolston.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
I hope not. But I'm just giving you options.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Okay, you know, well edge to their own.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Is anyone is there? I don't know is anyone that's
ever masturbated over Bill Rolston. I suppose there would have
been someone I.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Have never I liked that had you had a quick
glance around the room and see if we're going to
do you locked eyes with Zoe and thought.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
We're not going to do that. Would have I would
know who Bill Rolston is.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
He's going to play the first there. She hates this place. Okay, yes,
so I've got a very clear I mean Bill Rolston's
now in that very clear image that I have. First
of all, God bless them that you know it's true,
it's a healthy relationship. Let's let's start from that position.
Would you say that that she's still willing to like
(08:00):
forties to be like you know what you've been. I
saw you put the bins out the other day. You've
been putting the cutlery in the dishwasher handles down, which
you know, I like, despite the fact that it's a
massive hazard to everyone else in the house because I'll
be picking the knives up by the blades.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Now, I'm going to give you a foot job. Seems
an odd sort of a long long bow to draw.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I don't think she's volunteering the foot job. I think
I think he's nagging.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Here's the problem with my friend is that he felt
it wasn't the first time, definitely one of them, and
that was the pint that got him going, because he's like,
it's clear that this is something that happens often, because
they've got the bottle of lube for it. Yeah, and
he's like, my dad's a foot job guy. He's a
foot job guy. He likes it like some people like
(08:51):
a hand job. I like a hand job. Okay, you know,
I'm a big fan, huge fan of a handy him.
He's a footie.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
He's a foot man.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
He likes to play foot but on his piece and
going around the room.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
No, no, no, let's not go around the room.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Just around the room.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
We didn't go around the room. Were I'm not saying
we're not going around the road. When what happened that
wasn't going around the room. We're not going around the room.
I didn't go around the room.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
And if you and if we had c I suspect
your unds would have been different.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
No, no, no, my answer are still.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Not going around the road. Were not around the We're
not going around the road. I just want I want
it on the.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Record that that was not us going around the room.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Wround the room.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
What was the one we did the other day?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
We had a call her on the line and we would.
I was have you feared the chickens in the last week?
And we got the guy line forgive me o plus
this name, and I was like Jerry, yeah yeah. It
was like Steve yeah, yeah, uh yeah, man harrowing now ken, Okay,
I've got I've got a few more questions to flow here.
(10:01):
That is obviously something that happened quite frequently. That was
not the first time that they were like, you know what, none,
I've always wanted well, so bit cumbersome the foot if
I'm honest.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yeah, but it's definitely the place that you'd probably get one,
isn't it. Thinking back to it, like the couch is
the exact place you wouldn't get a foot job in
a bedroom.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
So that's my second question. If you've got a teenage
kid in the house, I would I'd have a layer
of security between man a walkan situation.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
You are not the you don't have children, Yeah, I
don't know. I don't know. You take your opportunities when
they opportunity to you, and it's not easy. And one
of the only times that you really can is when
the kids go to sleep. You're just in and look
ninety nine times even more than that, maybe two hundred
times out of two hundred and one. They don't get
(10:50):
up in the night, right, you know, so you you're fine.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
It's like walking backwards on ice mat.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
When else are you going to do it? You can't
do it in the morning. It's not because then the
kids often going to beer. Yeah, there's no afternoon delight
in those situations because they're just going to walk. And
so you take your your foot stuck to the side
of your face. That you take your opportunities when when
you can get them.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Okay, yep, well this is why I asked that kind
of stuff.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
And there's no lock on the on the on the
lounge door, there was no door. A little bit that
a little bit lays fear from from his parents.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
That tells me, I wonder if that's.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
You've got a fun coming out your forehead. I wonder
if like that looks like your forehead's eating a child
or I'm growing a foot for a child and birth
and a child out your forehead. Have you considered that,
Jerry feet first or breach? Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Do you only think about yourself?
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Zoe is just coming. I thought she was going to
tell a story.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
No, Zoe wants fucking nothing to do.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Any more questions on this particular story before I move
on to story number two.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Some more questions. What is your friend's position on foot
jobs now as an adult after having seen that himself? Now,
because that goes one or two ways?
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Doesn't that that's such a good question? And I don't know?
Actually I must? Should I text? Yep?
Speaker 5 (12:19):
I'd love live feedback on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Yeah, text them and then tell us his second story.
I also have a foot job related story that I
would like to share, and then maybe by that time
your mate.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Would have had what is okay? Hold on, I'm just
going to say, text just telling your yes appearance foot
job story and it's on the podcast in brackets foot
Job Friday.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
You'll know what that means. Everyone does.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Maniah wants to know of satin names, What.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Is your stance on foot jobs now as an adult?
Speaker 3 (12:59):
What is your stance on foot jobs that doesn't seem
to autos auto corrected?
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Now foot jobs now as an adult.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
As an adult and a dot Okay, we'll wait. We'll
wait a reply.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
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Speaker 1 (13:32):
Would like to see your second foot job? Sorry, story
number two.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
This is not so much. This is a foot job,
but in a slightly different context. This is actually a
sock job. So another friend of mine, different friend, different friend,
but they do know each other. These two people, I
bet they they're in the same circle. I've got some
strange friends. Another friend of another friend of mine, he
(14:01):
is gay, and he had an at an altercation, no
not an altercation with another young man. And this young
man what he wanted to do more than anything else
was he spotted that my friend had a hole in
his sock. And the thing which got him going more
(14:24):
than anything else was to put his downstas operation in
the hole in the sock while he was wearing the sock,
and make love to the hole in the sock and
the foot with the can.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I say this with all due respect and love and
admiration for a rainbow community. When you remove women from
the equation, the ship that goes on, the ship that
goes on, when it's.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Just dudes, You've now got a circle on your phone.
But I'll put the foot back on.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
We need to I need to stop you there. Obviously
every sock has a hole, every sock.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Isn't that what that songs?
Speaker 3 (15:10):
No, it's in the toe area.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Yeah, okay, so he wanted to make love to the
hole in the sock with.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
The foot, Yeah, with the foot in it.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Okay, Now let me ask you this, whereabouts was the hole?
Because I am picturing underneath the toes as opposed to the.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Heel I've got.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Is that something you just regarding the sock, just telling
the sock job story, story.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Story, seeking clarification Which toe was the hole over?
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Yeah, because I'm picturing underneath the toes. So if you
can see the novelty foot that I've attached to my
forehead here.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Jake, can you say yeah? I'm can just hear oh yeah,
between the bagan and at the bottom, between two toes
at the top, because I think it's maybe you've got
too sharp a nut toenails.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
That's exactly what's going on there. If you ever see
someone with sneakers with the toe has ripped, that can
only be because you're not trimming your big toe. Now me,
I'm the heel, He'll strike out.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Just telling the sock job story. Which toe was? The
whole average is you need to make sure that's the
right person that I sent that to. Yes, that that's good. Okay,
you sent that to Zoe your phone, so we'll wait
a reply there. I've got no reply on the first text.
Speaker 5 (16:36):
Yeah, he may have passed out from the text.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Well, because you said I'm telling it on the podcast.
Well I'm not fucking telling you now.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
So anyway, I think where we last left you, he
had just proposed this, I would like to make love
to the whole song.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Yep, And apparently, according to my friend, he was. He
was the guy was a hot guy, and he was
quite attractive. So my friend was like, it seems like
an unusual request, but oh, well you only live once. Yeah, yolo,
I'll give it a crack, so I all learned. And
so sure enough, the guy got in there and away
(17:13):
went to completion naturally, And so it wasn't a point
six operation. Now, it wasn't a like U sixteen point
six Well, jeffs away no to completion. And apparently the
guy got off on that, like he was really really
turned on. Watch my friend like a frog and a sock.
(17:37):
So isn't that. I don't really have much more from
that story.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
No, that's a that's a beautiful story. And and and
you know what, I think the most beautiful part of
that story to me is that your friend got off
on his friend getting off in that situation.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Yeah, he was totally got off. I'm still awaiting to
reply from both of them. Nothing's come back yet. Bang
that guy, Bang that gone one more time? Oh yeah, sorry,
bang that guy? Or if you're another question before you
bang that goal? Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Another question was the the two home sixuals with the
sock job? Did they Were they in a long term relationship?
Speaker 5 (18:11):
Was it?
Speaker 3 (18:12):
No, it was just it was just a hot cup.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Something I've learned about the community recently.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
There's just a lot of hot cups unless you're married.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
Okay, put that going with the foot foot gone. Okay,
we got no replies yet.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Knowing yet.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
All right, I've got one more story before we're going
the fuck out of here.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
This was relaid to me. I don't want to say
exactly what event they were at. I'm going it was
a they're at Synthony there at Synecon sounds. No, they
were at a they were at a rugby breakup and
for some reason, a rugby breakupsition type situations, and for
(18:59):
some reason they had hired adult entertainment for this, for
this event in the form of a dominatrix. So I
think the thinking was certain certain people would be punished
for their behavior throughout the season via this dominatrix. And naturally,
(19:20):
what do you do when you're in the presence of
a dominator or anyone, to be honest, you ask them,
how works? Gonet?
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Do you? What are you up to after this?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
You've been busy?
Speaker 5 (19:30):
What time do you get off?
Speaker 3 (19:31):
And then she doesn't.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
I think it's more a client.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
And the other thing that you sort of ask is
you can also ask. You can ask for mercy. Yep,
mercy mistress. It went well for that, didn't know very
well for no, Peter plumy walker.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
You could ask what's our safe word? You could ask
for more please.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Make sure you say please.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Otherwise, well, really, I don't know. I've never I have
never never.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
I've just seen videos.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
I haven't even seen those. No, no, neither. But I
am alone for the next weekend.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
And so they seen what is the most bizarre request
that you've ever had?
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Yep, she told them. They told me, and I'll share
it with you now. She had a request for a
man for an appointment a week hints, so a week
from today, a week hens for a week hints from
the date of this correspondence. That request came worth a
(20:42):
pair of socks, and the request was for that person
to wear those socks for the week coming. Excuse the phrasing,
every day this is going for this Well, yeah, there's
a twist. And again, excuse the parlance, but there's a
(21:05):
twist coming. Henceforth hens Forth hints Hintsworth in five minutes hints,
I think Hinsworth.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Hints when.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
So she wore She wore the socks for a week
ahead of the Yeah, the event the appointment. On the
day of, he requested that she brings an industrial quantity
of glad rap. I'm picturing anyone who's ever wrapped a
(21:40):
palllette of stuff with glad rap, you know, those ones
with the handles on it. On the day of the appointment,
the man in question, he stripped down. She's got the
socks on at this point, yep, just the socks or
her dominatric scure as well. Yeah, I think dominator excure
as far as I'm aware, Livers, you'd have to meet
(22:02):
all trench co perhabs. She then cocoonsham and glad rap.
She leaves two holes m hm, one for the downstairs,
one for the nose.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
You'd hope so, because otherwise you wouldn't be able to breathe.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
At that point, she is, so he can only breathe
through his nose. At that point she had been instructed
to once he could only breathe through his nose, and
once his I'm just gonna say that flaccid downstairs was
peaking baby birding through the glad rap. She was instructed
to lay the socks across his nose, at which point
(22:47):
he stood entirely to attention and arrived picturing it without
any physical interaction from her.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
He arrived.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
He arrived without any physical interaction. She didn't touch him,
he couldn't see her. It's just the week long I.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Have never Wow. The anticipation must have been great for
him throughout that week, thinking I can't wait for this
moment in the room. I can't no, no, no, and
that's a no. We're not doing this, not a no
no no. I haven't done it.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
We're not going around the room.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
We're not going around the room.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
Why have you done that?
Speaker 3 (23:28):
We're not going around there, not going around the room.
I'd rather go and actually, well but yeah, well but
I've just got doing an immediate gone just a cleanse
thinks it's a preliminary.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Goal, preliminary gong.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
I've just only the only question that I have.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
And because I could, I could at least see with
the foot job story, or even the hole in the
sock story, that could be the first instance that they've gone,
let's this out.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
It's not, it's probably not, but I could at least see, Well, no,
that's not. It's the fact that it was all the
fact of the way that it was. According to horm
it was clear that this was some kind of ritual
premeditated But yeah, that had been that had taken place
a number of times, and it was a it was
a little military it was. It was done with military precision.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
Okay, like the Venezuela thing was trump It was a
couple of young.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Lovers fumbling their way through a little bit of experimentation.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Well, but I would say the sock one at least
could have been in an instance of carnal lust where
it's like they've just said, but obviously not the first
time a foot's been involved.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
This other one is deeply premeditated.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
The glad rap, the glad glad rap. That's my question
is how how how do you arrive at that place
where you know that that's going to work for you.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
I guess he's done different things where he smelt socks
over the years, and that's happened. And then he's wanted
to be tied up in a way that he can't
control anything. And then you've got no control. It's a
it's a control issue, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
And then one day he was wrapping his sandwich for
lunch at work that day to go, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Where do you find the band wrap man? Straight jackets?
Before that? Maybe?
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Yeah, tied up? You'd have to think I can back.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
From my friend at the stage.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Yeah, well either of them, do we.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Well? Well, correspondents will come back at some stage. Maybe
it's another foot job Friday. Do we dare send in yours?
Yes we should. We put it out to the to
the to the faithful, to the conclave. But should we
do another one of these? Has it been successful? Have
we dealt with some important issues? Have we on earthed
some stuff that shouldn't be one earthed? Have we broad
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us something that should never be brought us. One I'd
love to hear from you. Go on this out. Let's
go on it to cleanse.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Jerry and Mania. We hatched the radio show from six
till ten weekdays, The Hdarchy Breakfast
A Fella's foot Shop Friday.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
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show The Hurdaki Breakfast Podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Welcome along to the podcast is a big day to day.
There's been a deep tease seven days in the making
this podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Auspicious is a word that gets banded around a bit,
far too often for my liking. But I think it's
app I think it's fitting for a day like today.
And in fact, Jerry, we've been brought by Kate out
in the office a foot each this morning, a skin
appropriate foot. It's quite funny that off the back of
(00:36):
Fake Dick Friday last week, where I told the story
of a person who needed a fact deck that wasn't
skin color appropriate, Kate's brought us in a foot each,
nobody foot that fits on your finger skin tone appropriate.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Well, neither of the match, to be honest, yours is
too dark, your minds to white.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
So typecasting, can I have the white one? I'm quite
a lot, I'm quite for you, I'm quite ruddy. And yeah,
you've got more, You've got more red.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Hues to you.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
It's closer, it's definitely closer than what you've got.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah, it's not right for me, I'm I'm reasonably olive.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
It's a good fit though. I think it goes right
in there.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
So here and gentlemen, without any further ado, welcome to
foot Job Friday. They said it couldn't be done, they
said it should shouldn't be done. Yeah, I can't remember
our world first, and can I kick things off please
with a little story that a friend of mine shared, please,
(01:35):
When he was growing up and he was growing up
in New Zealand. I don't need to name the city
because I think that might be sort of places how
I'm a little bit anyway, he's growing up and one
day he it was at school actually, and he went
to bed. It was a school night and he was
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sleep in bed, and then he woke up and I
think either he was having nightmares and he was in
his teens. He was either having nightmares or he was
a little bit ill. Maybe there was something, maybe he
had a temperature or something, and he decided that he
wanted to get out of his bed. He's sweating away.
So he went to go and talk to his parents
(02:17):
and maybe get a glass of water or something out
in the lounge. Oh god it and he opened that well.
Apparently there was no lounge doory. He looked through, and
from the door he could see the television screen and
then the couch in front of him and his parents
were watching television, and it was probably eleven o'clock at
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night something like that. That's the time that I'm just guessing,
and I can picture it.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I can picture a light cascading out from the TV.
I'm picturing one of those giant, boxy bastards from back
in the day, not the flat screens that we got today.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yep, that's what I'm picturing. Two And they were facing
away from his mum and dad, both on the same couch,
facing away from him, but in full sight and view
of the opening which he walked through into the lounge.
And he just as is coming towards the opening of
the lounge. They hadn't seen him. He saw them, and
(03:17):
his mother was barefoot masturbating his father with her feet.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Barefoot, barefoot, Okay, it was barefoot, barefoot.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
On the table was lubrication, right, coffee table. Yep. And
he spotted all of this very very quickly, And unfortunately
he had just walked on at a very an opportune
time because it was just coming towards the end of
this particular app No, and guess what happened as he
(03:54):
entered the.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Room unborn brothers and sisters, there.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Was champagne, fluids were spelt, and at that point they
then looked at him.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Oh no, okay, He.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Then looked at them, and they had a moment together.
This is a true story.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
It's an author.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Reading from the Gospel of Luke. Okay, here in reading
the hymn today is what's God Almighty be all?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Can I can I ask a couple of questions you
probably don't have the answer.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
To I can try and answer. You can try and
answer them. Okay, let me let me ask. I have
been told the story a number of times, so.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I'm sure you've asked a couple of questions. This may
not be a question that you thought to ask. What
line of work was his mother in?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Now? I don't want to know, don't don't identify that.
I don't know if she did work. Actually I know
what line of work his father was in, and he
worked for the government. That's fine.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I like office versus physical job is basically all I'm
looking for here. What I'm getting at is in what
state were her feet?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Ah? I imagine. I mean, he would have been in
he's in his teens. I think she would have been
in her late to mid to late forties. Damn. So
you know, okay, yeah, I'm not sure whether she had
any tinea or anything like that, or there's any kind
of fun No, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
About that callouses that cracked heels.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
The bit is afterwards, they all just looked at each other.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
What do you do in that situation?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Well, he said, you don't have any pando couldn't I know,
And you don't have any pant because I think he
was not feeling well, well he.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Obviously panicked.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Well, no, it was he was. I think he's at
a temperature, he said. At first he wondered whether he
was hallucinating. He wasn't.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
And then unfortunately, and then and then his.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Dad, because his dad just had his pants just sort
of down a bit, you know, his pants on, and
apparently holy miss.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, that's a good point. No clean up protocols.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
The season was summer, so it was a summers It
was a summer's evening.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Probably short stropped rather than panned.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah, essentually, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's got. The opening story
for foot Job got other questions.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah, look, Mini, I have such a I have a
such clear picture in my head. For some reason, they're
in a lockwood home. Oh yeah, yep, I'm getting log
cabin vibes. I can't imagine what must have been on
the TV. When would this have been?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
If would this have been early nineties versus late nineties?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Late nineties? Okay, so you might have had what m
TV you've been around, you know those channels that had
the at about ten o'clock that weird shit kicked.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Off, Spice Spice, spice.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
And there'd be some European thing and this lady be like,
oh can you hold this in? All of your clothes
fall off?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
The rid diary diary but to click on that one,
there was also.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
A menuli on the drawer. Also, Bill Rolston on Nightline
at the time.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
I think Bill Rolston. People are not masturbating over Bill Rolston.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
I hope not. But I'm just giving you options.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Okay, you know, well edge to their own.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Is anyone is there? I don't know is anyone that's
ever masturbated over Bill Rolston. I suppose there would have
been someone I.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Have never I liked that had you had a quick
glance around the room and see if we're going to
do you locked eyes with Zoe and thought.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
We're not going to do that. Would have I would
know who Bill Rolston is.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
He's going to play the first there. She hates this place. Okay, yes,
so I've got a very clear I mean Bill Rolston's
now in that very clear image that I have. First
of all, God bless them that you know it's true,
it's a healthy relationship. Let's let's start from that position.
Would you say that that she's still willing to like
(08:00):
forties to be like you know what you've been. I
saw you put the bins out the other day. You've
been putting the cutlery in the dishwasher handles down, which
you know, I like, despite the fact that it's a
massive hazard to everyone else in the house because I'll
be picking the knives up by the blades.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Now, I'm going to give you a foot job. Seems
an odd sort of a long long bow to draw.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I don't think she's volunteering the foot job. I think
I think he's nagging.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Here's the problem with my friend is that he felt
it wasn't the first time, definitely one of them, and
that was the pint that got him going, because he's like,
it's clear that this is something that happens often, because
they've got the bottle of lube for it. Yeah, and
he's like, my dad's a foot job guy. He's a
foot job guy. He likes it like some people like
(08:51):
a hand job. I like a hand job. Okay, you know,
I'm a big fan, huge fan of a handy him.
He's a footie.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
He's a foot man.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
He likes to play foot but on his piece and
going around the room.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
No, no, no, let's not go around the room.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Just around the room.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
We didn't go around the room. Were I'm not saying
we're not going around the road. When what happened that
wasn't going around the room. We're not going around the room.
I didn't go around the room.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
And if you and if we had c I suspect
your unds would have been different.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
No, no, no, my answer are still.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Not going around the road. Were not around the We're
not going around the road. I just want I want
it on the.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Record that that was not us going around the room.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Wround the room.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
What was the one we did the other day?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
We had a call her on the line and we would.
I was have you feared the chickens in the last week?
And we got the guy line forgive me o plus
this name, and I was like Jerry, yeah yeah. It
was like Steve yeah, yeah, uh yeah, man harrowing now ken, Okay,
I've got I've got a few more questions to flow here.
(10:01):
That is obviously something that happened quite frequently. That was
not the first time that they were like, you know what, none,
I've always wanted well, so bit cumbersome the foot if
I'm honest.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yeah, but it's definitely the place that you'd probably get one,
isn't it. Thinking back to it, like the couch is
the exact place you wouldn't get a foot job in
a bedroom.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
So that's my second question. If you've got a teenage
kid in the house, I would I'd have a layer
of security between man a walkan situation.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
You are not the you don't have children, Yeah, I
don't know. I don't know. You take your opportunities when
they opportunity to you, and it's not easy. And one
of the only times that you really can is when
the kids go to sleep. You're just in and look
ninety nine times even more than that, maybe two hundred
times out of two hundred and one. They don't get
(10:50):
up in the night, right, you know, so you you're fine.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
It's like walking backwards on ice mat.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
When else are you going to do it? You can't
do it in the morning. It's not because then the
kids often going to beer. Yeah, there's no afternoon delight
in those situations because they're just going to walk. And
so you take your your foot stuck to the side
of your face. That you take your opportunities when when
you can get them.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Okay, yep, well this is why I asked that kind
of stuff.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
And there's no lock on the on the on the
lounge door, there was no door. A little bit that
a little bit lays fear from from his parents.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
That tells me, I wonder if that's.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
You've got a fun coming out your forehead. I wonder
if like that looks like your forehead's eating a child
or I'm growing a foot for a child and birth
and a child out your forehead. Have you considered that,
Jerry feet first or breach? Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Do you only think about yourself?
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Zoe is just coming. I thought she was going to
tell a story.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
No, Zoe wants fucking nothing to do.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Any more questions on this particular story before I move
on to story number two.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Some more questions. What is your friend's position on foot
jobs now as an adult after having seen that himself? Now,
because that goes one or two ways?
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Doesn't that that's such a good question? And I don't know?
Actually I must? Should I text? Yep?
Speaker 5 (12:19):
I'd love live feedback on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Yeah, text them and then tell us his second story.
I also have a foot job related story that I
would like to share, and then maybe by that time
your mate.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Would have had what is okay? Hold on, I'm just
going to say, text just telling your yes appearance foot
job story and it's on the podcast in brackets foot
Job Friday.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
You'll know what that means. Everyone does.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Maniah wants to know of satin names, What.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Is your stance on foot jobs now as an adult?
Speaker 3 (12:59):
What is your stance on foot jobs that doesn't seem
to autos auto corrected?
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Now foot jobs now as an adult.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
As an adult and a dot Okay, we'll wait. We'll
wait a reply.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Jeremy Wells and Mania Stuart find them on Instagram at
Hodaki Breakfast. Jerry and Mania joined the complay the holdaki
breakfast discussion group on Facebook for more.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Would like to see your second foot job? Sorry, story
number two.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
This is not so much. This is a foot job,
but in a slightly different context. This is actually a
sock job. So another friend of mine, different friend, different friend,
but they do know each other. These two people, I
bet they they're in the same circle. I've got some
strange friends. Another friend of another friend of mine, he
(14:01):
is gay, and he had an at an altercation, no
not an altercation with another young man. And this young
man what he wanted to do more than anything else
was he spotted that my friend had a hole in
his sock. And the thing which got him going more
(14:24):
than anything else was to put his downstas operation in
the hole in the sock while he was wearing the sock,
and make love to the hole in the sock and
the foot with the can.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I say this with all due respect and love and
admiration for a rainbow community. When you remove women from
the equation, the ship that goes on, the ship that
goes on, when it's.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Just dudes, You've now got a circle on your phone.
But I'll put the foot back on.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
We need to I need to stop you there. Obviously
every sock has a hole, every sock.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Isn't that what that songs?
Speaker 3 (15:10):
No, it's in the toe area.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Yeah, okay, so he wanted to make love to the
hole in the sock with.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
The foot, Yeah, with the foot in it.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Okay, Now let me ask you this, whereabouts was the hole?
Because I am picturing underneath the toes as opposed to the.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Heel I've got.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Is that something you just regarding the sock, just telling
the sock job story, story.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Story, seeking clarification Which toe was the hole over?
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Yeah, because I'm picturing underneath the toes. So if you
can see the novelty foot that I've attached to my
forehead here.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Jake, can you say yeah? I'm can just hear oh yeah,
between the bagan and at the bottom, between two toes
at the top, because I think it's maybe you've got
too sharp a nut toenails.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
That's exactly what's going on there. If you ever see
someone with sneakers with the toe has ripped, that can
only be because you're not trimming your big toe. Now me,
I'm the heel, He'll strike out.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Just telling the sock job story. Which toe was? The
whole average is you need to make sure that's the
right person that I sent that to. Yes, that that's good. Okay,
you sent that to Zoe your phone, so we'll wait
a reply there. I've got no reply on the first text.
Speaker 5 (16:36):
Yeah, he may have passed out from the text.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Well, because you said I'm telling it on the podcast.
Well I'm not fucking telling you now.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
So anyway, I think where we last left you, he
had just proposed this, I would like to make love
to the whole song.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Yep, And apparently, according to my friend, he was. He
was the guy was a hot guy, and he was
quite attractive. So my friend was like, it seems like
an unusual request, but oh, well you only live once. Yeah, yolo,
I'll give it a crack, so I all learned. And
so sure enough, the guy got in there and away
(17:13):
went to completion naturally, And so it wasn't a point
six operation. Now, it wasn't a like U sixteen point
six Well, jeffs away no to completion. And apparently the
guy got off on that, like he was really really
turned on. Watch my friend like a frog and a sock.
(17:37):
So isn't that. I don't really have much more from
that story.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
No, that's a that's a beautiful story. And and and
you know what, I think the most beautiful part of
that story to me is that your friend got off
on his friend getting off in that situation.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Yeah, he was totally got off. I'm still awaiting to
reply from both of them. Nothing's come back yet. Bang
that guy, Bang that gone one more time? Oh yeah, sorry,
bang that guy? Or if you're another question before you
bang that goal? Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Another question was the the two home sixuals with the
sock job? Did they Were they in a long term relationship?
Speaker 5 (18:11):
Was it?
Speaker 3 (18:12):
No, it was just it was just a hot cup.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Something I've learned about the community recently.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
There's just a lot of hot cups unless you're married.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
Okay, put that going with the foot foot gone. Okay,
we got no replies yet.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Knowing yet.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
All right, I've got one more story before we're going
the fuck out of here.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
This was relaid to me. I don't want to say
exactly what event they were at. I'm going it was
a they're at Synthony there at Synecon sounds. No, they
were at a they were at a rugby breakup and
for some reason, a rugby breakupsition type situations, and for
(18:59):
some reason they had hired adult entertainment for this, for
this event in the form of a dominatrix. So I
think the thinking was certain certain people would be punished
for their behavior throughout the season via this dominatrix. And naturally,
(19:20):
what do you do when you're in the presence of
a dominator or anyone, to be honest, you ask them,
how works? Gonet?
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Do you? What are you up to after this?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
You've been busy?
Speaker 5 (19:30):
What time do you get off?
Speaker 3 (19:31):
And then she doesn't.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
I think it's more a client.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
And the other thing that you sort of ask is
you can also ask. You can ask for mercy. Yep,
mercy mistress. It went well for that, didn't know very
well for no, Peter plumy walker.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
You could ask what's our safe word? You could ask
for more please.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Make sure you say please.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Otherwise, well, really, I don't know. I've never I have
never never.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
I've just seen videos.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
I haven't even seen those. No, no, neither. But I
am alone for the next weekend.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
And so they seen what is the most bizarre request
that you've ever had?
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Yep, she told them. They told me, and I'll share
it with you now. She had a request for a
man for an appointment a week hints, so a week
from today, a week hens for a week hints from
the date of this correspondence. That request came worth a
(20:42):
pair of socks, and the request was for that person
to wear those socks for the week coming. Excuse the phrasing,
every day this is going for this Well, yeah, there's
a twist. And again, excuse the parlance, but there's a
(21:05):
twist coming. Henceforth hens Forth hints Hintsworth in five minutes hints,
I think Hinsworth.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Hints when.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
So she wore She wore the socks for a week
ahead of the Yeah, the event the appointment. On the
day of, he requested that she brings an industrial quantity
of glad rap. I'm picturing anyone who's ever wrapped a
(21:40):
palllette of stuff with glad rap, you know, those ones
with the handles on it. On the day of the appointment,
the man in question, he stripped down. She's got the
socks on at this point, yep, just the socks or
her dominatric scure as well. Yeah, I think dominator excure
as far as I'm aware, Livers, you'd have to meet
(22:02):
all trench co perhabs. She then cocoonsham and glad rap.
She leaves two holes m hm, one for the downstairs,
one for the nose.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
You'd hope so, because otherwise you wouldn't be able to breathe.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
At that point, she is, so he can only breathe
through his nose. At that point she had been instructed
to once he could only breathe through his nose, and
once his I'm just gonna say that flaccid downstairs was
peaking baby birding through the glad rap. She was instructed
to lay the socks across his nose, at which point
(22:47):
he stood entirely to attention and arrived picturing it without
any physical interaction from her.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
He arrived.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
He arrived without any physical interaction. She didn't touch him,
he couldn't see her. It's just the week long I.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Have never Wow. The anticipation must have been great for
him throughout that week, thinking I can't wait for this
moment in the room. I can't no, no, no, and
that's a no. We're not doing this, not a no
no no. I haven't done it.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
We're not going around the room.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
We're not going around the room.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
Why have you done that?
Speaker 3 (23:28):
We're not going around there, not going around the room.
I'd rather go and actually, well but yeah, well but
I've just got doing an immediate gone just a cleanse
thinks it's a preliminary.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Goal, preliminary gong.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
I've just only the only question that I have.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
And because I could, I could at least see with
the foot job story, or even the hole in the
sock story, that could be the first instance that they've gone,
let's this out.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
It's not, it's probably not, but I could at least see, Well, no,
that's not. It's the fact that it was all the
fact of the way that it was. According to horm
it was clear that this was some kind of ritual
premeditated But yeah, that had been that had taken place
a number of times, and it was a it was
a little military it was. It was done with military precision.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
Okay, like the Venezuela thing was trump It was a
couple of young.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Lovers fumbling their way through a little bit of experimentation.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Well, but I would say the sock one at least
could have been in an instance of carnal lust where
it's like they've just said, but obviously not the first
time a foot's been involved.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
This other one is deeply premeditated.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
The glad rap, the glad glad rap. That's my question
is how how how do you arrive at that place
where you know that that's going to work for you.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
I guess he's done different things where he smelt socks
over the years, and that's happened. And then he's wanted
to be tied up in a way that he can't
control anything. And then you've got no control. It's a
it's a control issue, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
And then one day he was wrapping his sandwich for
lunch at work that day to go, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Where do you find the band wrap man? Straight jackets?
Before that? Maybe?
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Yeah, tied up? You'd have to think I can back.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
From my friend at the stage.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Yeah, well either of them, do we.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Well? Well, correspondents will come back at some stage. Maybe
it's another foot job Friday. Do we dare send in yours?
Yes we should. We put it out to the to
the to the faithful, to the conclave. But should we
do another one of these? Has it been successful? Have
we dealt with some important issues? Have we on earthed
some stuff that shouldn't be one earthed? Have we broad
(25:36):
us something that should never be brought us. One I'd
love to hear from you. Go on this out. Let's
go on it to cleanse.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Jerry and Mania. We hatched the radio show from six
till ten weekdays, The Hdarchy Breakfast
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