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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Daily bespoke content that you won't find on the radio
show The Hurraki Breakfast Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Welcome along to the first bite of the Cheery, the
first podcast to see the Sun. The first is scene
a new Day of the Day of Our Lord, the
second of July twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
First by Cherry Mate. Come on England, as we sit
here now, it is the eightieth minute in the England
Gongo game Democratic Republic of Congo.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
You may know it as Zaya. I do are used to.
You're dead naming it. I'm dead naming it.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah, it's never been the same since Mobutu got rolled.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Was that.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Forgive me? Was that Will Ferrell's character in Zoolander?
Speaker 5 (00:43):
What was.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
My Gato mcgado?
Speaker 6 (00:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
He was confining all dictator like characters into one African,
wasn't it, Sissi Seko. He was in charge of Zaya.
As you said, back in the day when they Rumble
in the Jungle took place, he was the guy that
just rounded up every single person who he even thought
might look bad and then just wake them in jail
(01:09):
for a period of time. Most of them didn't even
get out. I think after the Rumble in the jungle.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
There's a pretty clear plan for dictators, isn't there. It's
start with anyone politically opposed to you, like in parliament,
that can make changes, and anyone in your own party
that disagrees falls downstairs or out a window or in
a horrible fail breaks fail, and they get t boned
at an intersection.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Idiomin was keen on a driving accident, wasn't he?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
He was? That was his whole, That was his thing.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Journalists would write a story that just had his name
in it and then would just get side swipes in
an intersection.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
He loved a car accident.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Loved a car accident.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah, Putin loves poison poisoning. It's all about the poisonings.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Loves the poisonings.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Get a skin disease and then you break out, you
look like you're about one hundred and fifteen, and then
you die.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah, although there's that one guy who survived. You send
the photos of him, Yeah, yeah, and he's like gray
and purple with like warts all over his face.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
What's that blue disease that you get?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Oh, smurf disease, somebody'd disease.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
No, the smurf that we talked about, the no.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
The smurf disease, when you go blue when you have
too much coloidal.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Silver, oh ron caser.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Something didn't The guy that survived the Putin poisoning, wasn't
he in the UK? Didn't happen in the UK. It
was just sitting in the park and a Russian agent
just went past him and goes just rubbing this on you.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
You suck it.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Victor Hovelandtfield, Yeah, Victim Matfield.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
He changed his name. He was Victim Mattfield for a
bit and he played rugby South.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Africa great number before in the lineout, and then he
changed his name to Victor Hoveland. He's now very handy
golfer who looks stoned to be Tommy takes to the course.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I think Kim jong On. He prefers a stabbing of
a pen at an airport pens Deborah. He's a pen stabor.
You wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of him.
And the Democratic People's Republic.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Hate career, Republic of career. Does anyone all about the people, ma'am?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Does anyone get about calling themselves like the autocratic the
constitutional monarchy of have United Kingdom and Northern Ireland.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
By the way, will Ferrell's character, and Zeeland was mcgattu.
I was remembering correctly. Surprisingly, I wasn't misremembering dictators like
mcgabi for instance.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Margata population wise.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
So at the moment eighty third minute, now Gongle England
versus Call of Judy, Modern Warfare, Congo one, all.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Come on and go learned? You go for England, Time
on and go learned.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yeah, yeah, keen to see the fallout there if they
do lose.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
That's always interesting.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Yeah, I suppose maybe what do they always think they're
going to go good? They never go good?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I go for the color in the situation. Who would
have known that they were that blue?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Speaking of smurfs, Jesus, Now, I believe Congo a.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Uniform Google They normally white with a little bit of blue.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
No, the other ones that came and they wore suits
for the opening ceremony, they had actual leopard skin across
the show year.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
There's some cool ship that's been happening at this World Cup.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
I like, I think it's going to get more and
more cool as the World Cups go on.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Well, it's a proper tournament, doesn't it. Because it's a
proper world game. It is the World's game. We just
don't watch it. It was Diddy for a second.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Okay, we're not We're never going to beat that. They
all look the same to us. Allegations on the show,
they just show and professional American athlete.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Where is that that? No, he's in jail with Kelly.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
Nolan in the same jail. It'd be pretty Yeah, that'd
been good on tellent. Note the freak offs.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Oh, it's fifty cent, So it goes. It goes whole game,
five minutes extra time each half. Ten They must be
shadded after that, and then then it goes to penalties.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
It goes to a different game than the one that
they just played for two hours.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Have they ever considered just playing penalties like the FIFA penalties,
you know, like you know how we play ten twenty.
Have they just gone penalties but the FIFA penalties?
Speaker 7 (05:48):
Oh yeah, a fucking gamely fucking game, true fucking bricks.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Wrong, Jeezer, I want this to be called back for
some reason.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
It's a father and son moment.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
There's some proper goosos and passi in the crowd.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
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Speaker 4 (06:22):
Breakfast Real Pilot.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
And I've always wondered in soccer, what is to stop
the other team? You know, when you know, when the
team scores and they celebrate and they're all in the
corner whatever, what's to stop the other team for just
running off down the thing, putting the ball on cender
and fucking off.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
He should be able to.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Oh then again, this is all quite good, all the celebrations,
but does this go into extrasis extra time?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
No? Not yet?
Speaker 6 (06:42):
No ninety minute game?
Speaker 7 (06:44):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I mean I mean after the celebrations, like, how long
can you celebration go on before it's considered injury time?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
I don't know. So you've got the answer to all this,
so you could come in here.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Can you just celebrate it for ten minutes? And it's like, oh,
games finished, suck it. It was a great goal from Cracker, well,
almost as good as one of the all words goals Zoe.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
How long can you celebrate for before it becomes injury time?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Well?
Speaker 5 (07:09):
I think he ends it up pretty much like pretty
much immediately.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Okay, So every game goes along because they do celebrations.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
No, Well, if someone you know, fakes an injury, which
happens to quite a.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Bit, what and what?
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Yeah, well I've got a little little timer thing, and
then as soon as someone's the ground or off, he
just stops that. It's usually he adds on. I don't know, honestly,
I think they just kind of goes every time. Yeah,
five or six minutes.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
But what but what about you know, how you score
a goal and then people stand around for ages and
celebrate afterwards? Is he pushing the clock on that?
Speaker 5 (07:42):
He'd be pushing the clock on that. Sure?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Oh that's silly, isn't it. Now to get back, you
should have it. You should have less than a minute
to get back. And I mean, I'm coming in as
a football as much. There's a couple over there, question
that's this is a non headband.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
This is definitely a non head band.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
You should have a minute to do your celebrations and
get back, and otherwise the other team can get going again.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Well, no, because you have to start from the center exactly.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
But the other team can the other team starts or
you start. Who starts after you have scored a goal?
The team that conceded, Oh well, there you go exactly,
so you can you can just get going. And if
you're still celebrating.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
The team that was scored against, suck on that.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Suck on that to you.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Yeah, that's what I was saying too, So I didn't
put a headband on for that neither. That's a good idea.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
If you put the headband on, you probably realize why
that's not the case. I think one one part of
it is they just want to Well, a lot of
the highlights that you see in the ads for the
games are goal celebrations. Yeah, and you can really express
yourself when you when you score a goal.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
So I think it's a bit of a.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Gentleman's bit of a marketing thing, yeah, and a bit
of a gentleman's agreement like look, if we score, we
want to have a bit of a hurt and holo,
and if you school, we want to let you have
a bit of hurt and holow.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I don't mind of hurting, but I think a minute's enough.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
I think all the celebrations are so fun, like the
signature celebrations like you know, the Ronaldo.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Well, I know I'm not saying you can't do that.
I'm saying I'm saying. I'm saying, you've got a minute
in a minute to do your fucking celebration.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
I mean, if that's not enough, what is a celebration?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
And then you've got to get back to halfway and
get ready to go again.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Celebration shot clock.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
You're making it sound like they celebrated for like half
an hour after each It's about two minutes.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
What I'm trying to say is what I'm trying to
say is that if you've got you're if you because
of the celebrations, are going into an injury, and if
you're adding extra time to the game because of the celebrations,
you've got to bring the celebrations down a bit. That's
all I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
I'm not bothered by the injury time.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Are you bothered by the I think the injury time
is silly.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Look in the three games a year that Joy watches,
he wants them months to go a minute longer.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I think injury times a bit silly because it's because
it's like the end of the game and then all
of a sudden it's plus whatever it's like.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
And I was just putting on head band.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Yeah, but Jerry, if they didn't have that, people would
just fake injuries all the time, and it would just
the game would just get longer and long, like it
would just they would just be they would just you know.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
What I mean, you'd be one up and then people
would just injure themselves for like and it's.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Lying on the ground and then five minutes.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Later, Okay, no, no, I'm fine with the injury time,
but for injuries, I'm actually fine with that because mine
is more of the fact that you're adding injury time
on for goal celebrations. Yeah, but that's just a bit dumb.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Well at the moment, there's three Can I answer that
with the headband?
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Please? Yes, please?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
I told you every time it's six minutes. Every single time,
it's six minutes.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Thank you. I I've got the head band on now.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
So the only other solution to that, Jerry, would be,
I reckon, Oh what about.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Injuries and injury time? You going on the clock on
that is there? You go minutes on minutes?
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Well, they laid them onto the second half of that bitch.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Five minutes that there's going to be overtime of that
as well.
Speaker 6 (11:01):
And he means, now, like what if I would Mate
goes goes down?
Speaker 5 (11:05):
Now over time yeah, o ah. They usually because because
you know, you have you noticed that it's six minutes,
they don't necessarily stop it immediately. They don't just go.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
So they keep going, and they.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Keep going until they're not in the middle of like attack.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Until neither team has advantage.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
That's when they call it, which is packing the ball around.
It's like they can call it now, but if they're
in the middle and right from the goal, he's going
to let it take over a little bit.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Yes, it's a vibe thing.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
It is a vibe thing.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Yes, So it's not strictly six minutes.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
The vibe is about six minutes, and then we'll call
it off if neither team has advantage after six minutes.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
It's not like they're going to call it off when
there's literally a goal about to Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
I always wondered about that.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
So if there's like a corner or something, or even
if they are on a counter attacks. I say, for example,
one team is attacking down one end and the six
minutes had elapsed, the other team turns the ball over
and streaking down the thing, he won't call it there either,
because they want there to.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Be a result.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
The only other way to prevent what you're talking about,
Jerry would be stopping the clock.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
So all right, you guys are going to go and
have a celebration. We'll stop the clock. Fuck around for
as long as you want. This isn't gonna affect the game.
Could stop the clock, Yeah, but.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
That goes against everything soccer stands for. The whole thing
is the clock never stops, the game never stops.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Playing, always playing.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
So that's why I like it.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Yeah, it's a fundamental, these hydration breaks. And this is why.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Soccer will never take off in America because they don't
have enough air breaks. They can't save enough ads. All
of the American sports basketball, baseball, football, credit cricket a
very stop start. So you play for a minute and
a half and then it's like ad then you play
for another minute and a half. Even the UFC has
taken off because it's you five for three minutes. Air break,
(12:43):
three minutes air break, the ads all over the fucking screen,
there's ads on the players shorts.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
They can't do it, and socket they.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Can't do They've got the hydration breaks.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
That's where the hydration breaks have come in yet.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
Yeah, no, I don't do it in cricket though, between overs.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
They do, they do it, they do do But I
but those you are with cricketers. You've only got enough space.
Every man in the world or women only has room
in his brain.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
For baseball or cricket. Not both, well, neither neither. You
can't you don't have both baseball and cricket.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
And yeah, well who.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Anyone, I do you follow baseball and you follow well?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
I I love baseball, but I followed it a few
years ago. But I've kind of just fallen by the wayside.
But I do have both.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
What's it?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
They are both? I like both. I mean, baseball is
a great it's great.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
It is a great game, great game. But you can't
follow it and follow cricket. Well, I've kind of following cricket.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
I find even with football, there's so many leagues to
keep jack of.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
That's the thing that makes it hard to get into.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
League Champions League, second bond.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Who's on the Bundesliga, Ga on the bundes all the
good times Bondes. There's munching in there, little boy, I
quite like the.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Munch What are the little boys? Player? What mine?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Change?
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Moonshine? Mon Keane, you've been dragging.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Monkane mentioned it's a really mon can.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Have you ever been there? Have you been there? Mate?
You Jerry and I have spent a lot of time
you typical.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Munch it is, you don't know that was the cultural guy,
the munchon All right, great people by saying salvo.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
I've been a ba.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Who calls that mon can monk came.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
There in concepts and moonshine, Just clo is it really munching?
Speaker 3 (15:14):
We are one minute away, in fact, in this podcast,
unless Gongo managed to equalize, you will have a winner
in England.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
It's looking like it's going to be the one minute.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Penalty penalty outside the box against England. To Gongo is
gonna be able to have a hoon from just outside
the box?
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Oh yeah, I mean, come on, Jude.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Munch in the ground? Was that fucking Jude, wasn't it.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
I love that when they think they've been fouled, they
picked the ball up immediately, so it forces the roof
to make a call. I've now picked the ball up,
so you either have to call me for a handball
or you can call it.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Just bite your nails.
Speaker 6 (15:57):
This is a guy and biden his nails.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
Like I can't stand it when people bite their nail.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Stokes in the crowd, but in the goal Josh hom Stokes.
Oh is that Pickford? Is that Jeremy Josh Stokes.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
He's just having a lie down.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
He's apt the Elijah, just lie down and take it method.
They formed a wall that.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Goes Now he's facing as bump towards it. If that
goes of his ass, it's going to be.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
They're gonna have to kick him into the goal.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
But you see how we're now over six minutes, but
they've still got the cake.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
This for Congo's World Cup hopes all rest on the
right foot of that guy. Come on, come on, it's
you know who it is.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
It's going to be.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
England across the top of the bar and that will
be all. She wrote.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
England to Congo won a valiant effort, a successful World Cup.
Speaker 6 (17:06):
You'd have to say everyone's covering the nuts as you would.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
But England will go through, which is probably about what
you'd think. That's it, that's all she right.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
I kind of wanted to Congo to win. Fucking kay
the underdogs where Germany got you.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Know, yeah, we know Germany got.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
You know, if it's a population thing, I think it's
twice the population in Cornball.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
All Right, Okay, Jerry and Manaiah catch the radio show
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
Welcome along to the first bite of the Cheery, the
first podcast to see the Sun. The first is scene
a new Day of the Day of Our Lord, the
second of July twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
First by Cherry Mate. Come on England, as we sit
here now, it is the eightieth minute in the England
Gongo game Democratic Republic of Congo.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
You may know it as Zaya. I do are used to.
You're dead naming it. I'm dead naming it.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah, it's never been the same since Mobutu got rolled.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Was that.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Forgive me? Was that Will Ferrell's character in Zoolander?
Speaker 5 (00:43):
What was.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
My Gato mcgado?
Speaker 6 (00:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
He was confining all dictator like characters into one African,
wasn't it, Sissi Seko. He was in charge of Zaya.
As you said, back in the day when they Rumble
in the Jungle took place, he was the guy that
just rounded up every single person who he even thought
might look bad and then just wake them in jail
(01:09):
for a period of time. Most of them didn't even
get out. I think after the Rumble in the jungle.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
There's a pretty clear plan for dictators, isn't there. It's
start with anyone politically opposed to you, like in parliament,
that can make changes, and anyone in your own party
that disagrees falls downstairs or out a window or in
a horrible fail breaks fail, and they get t boned
at an intersection.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Idiomin was keen on a driving accident, wasn't he?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
He was? That was his whole, That was his thing.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Journalists would write a story that just had his name
in it and then would just get side swipes in
an intersection.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
He loved a car accident.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Loved a car accident.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah, Putin loves poison poisoning. It's all about the poisonings.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Loves the poisonings.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Get a skin disease and then you break out, you
look like you're about one hundred and fifteen, and then
you die.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah, although there's that one guy who survived. You send
the photos of him, Yeah, yeah, and he's like gray
and purple with like warts all over his face.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
What's that blue disease that you get?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Oh, smurf disease, somebody'd disease.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
No, the smurf that we talked about, the no.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
The smurf disease, when you go blue when you have
too much coloidal.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Silver, oh ron caser.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Something didn't The guy that survived the Putin poisoning, wasn't
he in the UK? Didn't happen in the UK. It
was just sitting in the park and a Russian agent
just went past him and goes just rubbing this on you.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
You suck it.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Victor Hovelandtfield, Yeah, Victim Matfield.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
He changed his name. He was Victim Mattfield for a
bit and he played rugby South.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Africa great number before in the lineout, and then he
changed his name to Victor Hoveland. He's now very handy
golfer who looks stoned to be Tommy takes to the course.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I think Kim jong On. He prefers a stabbing of
a pen at an airport pens Deborah. He's a pen stabor.
You wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of him.
And the Democratic People's Republic.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Hate career, Republic of career. Does anyone all about the people, ma'am?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Does anyone get about calling themselves like the autocratic the
constitutional monarchy of have United Kingdom and Northern Ireland.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
By the way, will Ferrell's character, and Zeeland was mcgattu.
I was remembering correctly. Surprisingly, I wasn't misremembering dictators like
mcgabi for instance.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Margata population wise.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
So at the moment eighty third minute, now Gongle England
versus Call of Judy, Modern Warfare, Congo one, all.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Come on and go learned? You go for England, Time
on and go learned.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yeah, yeah, keen to see the fallout there if they
do lose.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
That's always interesting.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Yeah, I suppose maybe what do they always think they're
going to go good? They never go good?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I go for the color in the situation. Who would
have known that they were that blue?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Speaking of smurfs, Jesus, Now, I believe Congo a.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Uniform Google They normally white with a little bit of blue.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
No, the other ones that came and they wore suits
for the opening ceremony, they had actual leopard skin across
the show year.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
There's some cool ship that's been happening at this World Cup.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
I like, I think it's going to get more and
more cool as the World Cups go on.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Well, it's a proper tournament, doesn't it. Because it's a
proper world game. It is the World's game. We just
don't watch it. It was Diddy for a second.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Okay, we're not We're never going to beat that. They
all look the same to us. Allegations on the show,
they just show and professional American athlete.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Where is that that? No, he's in jail with Kelly.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
Nolan in the same jail. It'd be pretty Yeah, that'd
been good on tellent. Note the freak offs.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Oh, it's fifty cent, So it goes. It goes whole game,
five minutes extra time each half. Ten They must be
shadded after that, and then then it goes to penalties.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
It goes to a different game than the one that
they just played for two hours.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Have they ever considered just playing penalties like the FIFA penalties,
you know, like you know how we play ten twenty.
Have they just gone penalties but the FIFA penalties?
Speaker 7 (05:48):
Oh yeah, a fucking gamely fucking game, true fucking bricks.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Wrong, Jeezer, I want this to be called back for
some reason.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
It's a father and son moment.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
There's some proper goosos and passi in the crowd.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
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Speaker 4 (06:22):
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Speaker 3 (06:23):
And I've always wondered in soccer, what is to stop
the other team? You know, when you know, when the
team scores and they celebrate and they're all in the
corner whatever, what's to stop the other team for just
running off down the thing, putting the ball on cender
and fucking off.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
He should be able to.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Oh then again, this is all quite good, all the celebrations,
but does this go into extrasis extra time?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
No? Not yet?
Speaker 6 (06:42):
No ninety minute game?
Speaker 7 (06:44):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I mean I mean after the celebrations, like, how long
can you celebration go on before it's considered injury time?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
I don't know. So you've got the answer to all this,
so you could come in here.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Can you just celebrate it for ten minutes? And it's like, oh,
games finished, suck it. It was a great goal from Cracker, well,
almost as good as one of the all words goals Zoe.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
How long can you celebrate for before it becomes injury time?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Well?
Speaker 5 (07:09):
I think he ends it up pretty much like pretty
much immediately.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Okay, So every game goes along because they do celebrations.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
No, Well, if someone you know, fakes an injury, which
happens to quite a.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Bit, what and what?
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Yeah, well I've got a little little timer thing, and
then as soon as someone's the ground or off, he
just stops that. It's usually he adds on. I don't know, honestly,
I think they just kind of goes every time. Yeah,
five or six minutes.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
But what but what about you know, how you score
a goal and then people stand around for ages and
celebrate afterwards? Is he pushing the clock on that?
Speaker 5 (07:42):
He'd be pushing the clock on that. Sure?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Oh that's silly, isn't it. Now to get back, you
should have it. You should have less than a minute
to get back. And I mean, I'm coming in as
a football as much. There's a couple over there, question
that's this is a non headband.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
This is definitely a non head band.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
You should have a minute to do your celebrations and
get back, and otherwise the other team can get going again.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Well, no, because you have to start from the center exactly.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
But the other team can the other team starts or
you start. Who starts after you have scored a goal?
The team that conceded, Oh well, there you go exactly,
so you can you can just get going. And if
you're still celebrating.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
The team that was scored against, suck on that.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Suck on that to you.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Yeah, that's what I was saying too, So I didn't
put a headband on for that neither. That's a good idea.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
If you put the headband on, you probably realize why
that's not the case. I think one one part of
it is they just want to Well, a lot of
the highlights that you see in the ads for the
games are goal celebrations. Yeah, and you can really express
yourself when you when you score a goal.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
So I think it's a bit of a.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Gentleman's bit of a marketing thing, yeah, and a bit
of a gentleman's agreement like look, if we score, we
want to have a bit of a hurt and holo,
and if you school, we want to let you have
a bit of hurt and holow.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I don't mind of hurting, but I think a minute's enough.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
I think all the celebrations are so fun, like the
signature celebrations like you know, the Ronaldo.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Well, I know I'm not saying you can't do that.
I'm saying I'm saying. I'm saying, you've got a minute
in a minute to do your fucking celebration.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
I mean, if that's not enough, what is a celebration?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
And then you've got to get back to halfway and
get ready to go again.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Celebration shot clock.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
You're making it sound like they celebrated for like half
an hour after each It's about two minutes.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
What I'm trying to say is what I'm trying to
say is that if you've got you're if you because
of the celebrations, are going into an injury, and if
you're adding extra time to the game because of the celebrations,
you've got to bring the celebrations down a bit. That's
all I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
I'm not bothered by the injury time.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Are you bothered by the I think the injury time
is silly.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Look in the three games a year that Joy watches,
he wants them months to go a minute longer.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I think injury times a bit silly because it's because
it's like the end of the game and then all
of a sudden it's plus whatever it's like.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
And I was just putting on head band.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Yeah, but Jerry, if they didn't have that, people would
just fake injuries all the time, and it would just
the game would just get longer and long, like it
would just they would just be they would just you know.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
What I mean, you'd be one up and then people
would just injure themselves for like and it's.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Lying on the ground and then five minutes.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Later, Okay, no, no, I'm fine with the injury time,
but for injuries, I'm actually fine with that because mine
is more of the fact that you're adding injury time
on for goal celebrations. Yeah, but that's just a bit dumb.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Well at the moment, there's three Can I answer that
with the headband?
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Please? Yes, please?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
I told you every time it's six minutes. Every single time,
it's six minutes.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Thank you. I I've got the head band on now.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
So the only other solution to that, Jerry, would be,
I reckon, Oh what about.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Injuries and injury time? You going on the clock on
that is there? You go minutes on minutes?
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Well, they laid them onto the second half of that bitch.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Five minutes that there's going to be overtime of that
as well.
Speaker 6 (11:01):
And he means, now, like what if I would Mate
goes goes down?
Speaker 5 (11:05):
Now over time yeah, o ah. They usually because because
you know, you have you noticed that it's six minutes,
they don't necessarily stop it immediately. They don't just go.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
So they keep going, and they.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Keep going until they're not in the middle of like attack.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Until neither team has advantage.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
That's when they call it, which is packing the ball around.
It's like they can call it now, but if they're
in the middle and right from the goal, he's going
to let it take over a little bit.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Yes, it's a vibe thing.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
It is a vibe thing.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Yes, So it's not strictly six minutes.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
The vibe is about six minutes, and then we'll call
it off if neither team has advantage after six minutes.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
It's not like they're going to call it off when
there's literally a goal about to Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
I always wondered about that.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
So if there's like a corner or something, or even
if they are on a counter attacks. I say, for example,
one team is attacking down one end and the six
minutes had elapsed, the other team turns the ball over
and streaking down the thing, he won't call it there either,
because they want there to.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Be a result.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
The only other way to prevent what you're talking about,
Jerry would be stopping the clock.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
So all right, you guys are going to go and
have a celebration. We'll stop the clock. Fuck around for
as long as you want. This isn't gonna affect the game.
Could stop the clock, Yeah, but.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
That goes against everything soccer stands for. The whole thing
is the clock never stops, the game never stops.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Playing, always playing.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
So that's why I like it.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Yeah, it's a fundamental, these hydration breaks. And this is why.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Soccer will never take off in America because they don't
have enough air breaks. They can't save enough ads. All
of the American sports basketball, baseball, football, credit cricket a
very stop start. So you play for a minute and
a half and then it's like ad then you play
for another minute and a half. Even the UFC has
taken off because it's you five for three minutes. Air break,
(12:43):
three minutes air break, the ads all over the fucking screen,
there's ads on the players shorts.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
They can't do it, and socket they.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Can't do They've got the hydration breaks.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
That's where the hydration breaks have come in yet.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
Yeah, no, I don't do it in cricket though, between overs.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
They do, they do it, they do do But I
but those you are with cricketers. You've only got enough space.
Every man in the world or women only has room
in his brain.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
For baseball or cricket. Not both, well, neither neither. You
can't you don't have both baseball and cricket.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
And yeah, well who.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Anyone, I do you follow baseball and you follow well?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
I I love baseball, but I followed it a few
years ago. But I've kind of just fallen by the wayside.
But I do have both.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
What's it?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
They are both? I like both. I mean, baseball is
a great it's great.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
It is a great game, great game. But you can't
follow it and follow cricket. Well, I've kind of following cricket.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
I find even with football, there's so many leagues to
keep jack of.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
That's the thing that makes it hard to get into.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
League Champions League, second bond.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Who's on the Bundesliga, Ga on the bundes all the
good times Bondes. There's munching in there, little boy, I
quite like the.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Munch What are the little boys? Player? What mine?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Change?
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Moonshine? Mon Keane, you've been dragging.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Monkane mentioned it's a really mon can.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Have you ever been there? Have you been there? Mate?
You Jerry and I have spent a lot of time
you typical.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Munch it is, you don't know that was the cultural guy,
the munchon All right, great people by saying salvo.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
I've been a ba.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Who calls that mon can monk came.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
There in concepts and moonshine, Just clo is it really munching?
Speaker 3 (15:14):
We are one minute away, in fact, in this podcast,
unless Gongo managed to equalize, you will have a winner
in England.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
It's looking like it's going to be the one minute.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Penalty penalty outside the box against England. To Gongo is
gonna be able to have a hoon from just outside
the box?
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Oh yeah, I mean, come on, Jude.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Munch in the ground? Was that fucking Jude, wasn't it.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
I love that when they think they've been fouled, they
picked the ball up immediately, so it forces the roof
to make a call. I've now picked the ball up,
so you either have to call me for a handball
or you can call it.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Just bite your nails.
Speaker 6 (15:57):
This is a guy and biden his nails.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
Like I can't stand it when people bite their nail.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Stokes in the crowd, but in the goal Josh hom Stokes.
Oh is that Pickford? Is that Jeremy Josh Stokes.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
He's just having a lie down.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
He's apt the Elijah, just lie down and take it method.
They formed a wall that.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Goes Now he's facing as bump towards it. If that
goes of his ass, it's going to be.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
They're gonna have to kick him into the goal.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
But you see how we're now over six minutes, but
they've still got the cake.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
This for Congo's World Cup hopes all rest on the
right foot of that guy. Come on, come on, it's
you know who it is.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
It's going to be.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
England across the top of the bar and that will
be all. She wrote.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
England to Congo won a valiant effort, a successful World Cup.
Speaker 6 (17:06):
You'd have to say everyone's covering the nuts as you would.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
But England will go through, which is probably about what
you'd think. That's it, that's all she right.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
I kind of wanted to Congo to win. Fucking kay
the underdogs where Germany got you.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Know, yeah, we know Germany got.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
You know, if it's a population thing, I think it's
twice the population in Cornball.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
All Right, Okay, Jerry and Manaiah catch the radio show
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