📻Forbidden Fruit - The Radio Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Podcast Look Well on to the Hierarchy Breakfast Friday, the
sixth of March twenty twenty six.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
It's a Friday. My name's Jeremy Wells. Has been nice still.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
Boarding Jerry Morning Morning Out studio.

Speaker 5 (00:20):
But we are embroiled right now in the what is
this the seventeenth over of the other semi finals, So
this is going to decide who we play England versus India.
India bowling England need forty four runs from sixteen balls.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
This is coming right down to the wire.

Speaker 5 (00:36):
Boomra bowling to Jacob Bethel of ninety four or forty
twos in this better absolutely breakout tournament for.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
The young fellow out of Barbados.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
There.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
Boomer to Bethel. Bethel digs this one out. They'll take
a quick single, they'll look for Toad's not there.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Jeez, how good is Boomer? Jasper Boomer coming in off
about six or seven paces bowling one hundred and forty
six k's an hour right into the block hole. Very
difficult to get away.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
He has a run up that would be legal in
most last man stands or twilight formats.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
It is ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Man.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
It doesn't miss either.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
The high arm action.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
And the good news is for England this is his
last over.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
So yes, this is the end.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Of Jasper Boomer after this and you're posting what two
hundred and forty four or something.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
And if yeah, and if you don't follow cricket. The
reason this is important is because the winner of this
game will face us in the final of the tournament.
It's right, and we kind of want to play England,
I think, don't we is Bomber.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Again bowling to Current who works it away through the
league side. They'll get two, So now they need forty
one off fifteen fourteen balls.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
Yeah, they've saved all the Boomers overs for the end
of the innings as well as they often do.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
This is going to be interesting.

Speaker 6 (01:47):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
It is over the second semi final.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
New Zealand will be playing India in the final on
Monday morning, two thirty.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Our time from men are bad.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Two fifty they scored We could have got that.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
We won one seventy and we only took twelve others
so we could score three hundred. I think we should
bat first on Monday morning.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Okay, yeah, wow, we'll see five hundred runs.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
It's a big moment for New Zealand. Imagine as Pool
Stuart Ford, new Zealand's premier sports generalis it. Imagine if
New Zealand beat India in India to win the men's
T twenty World Cup, it would be our greatest moment
in our cricketing history.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
I think they should stop playing cricket if that happens.
How could there are cities in India with more people
than there are in our country and you've never heard
of them. There are suburbs in cities. They have more
people than New Zealand totally and.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
They are blocks of Mumbai. Yeah yeah, more people.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
I think they've got one apartment building with six million people.
Actual we named some me is it's time for old
dudes name years?

Speaker 1 (02:51):
What year are we naming this morning? Umm?

Speaker 5 (02:54):
Jeez, I've done that thing where I didn't bloody copy
and paste US sixty two.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
I believe it is sixty two, sixty two years or.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
Is it nineteen sixty two? I don't know on this day,
and I forgot to copy and paste that. Literally, we
renamed the segment old Dude's name is. And the one
piece of information that I didn't.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Copy sixty six sixty six sixty six because yeah, because
I know that they're celebrating.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Sixty years of hard Tree Calendar.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
There we go.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
It was initially a news program for farmers that was
shot mainly in the studio. The first episode, presented by
a pipe smoking Fred Barnes, included a feature on an
apricot orchard in central Otago.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
The Weekly shit here it did.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
The Weekly Show broadened its focus in the nineteen seventies
to appeal to a wider audience. At first broadcast on
Sunday evenings, it moved to Saturdays in the nineteen nineties.
Is now back to Sundays again. I've got a piece
of audio, probably the most famous piece of audio from
the Country Calendar.

Speaker 7 (03:51):
When the bottom fell out of the Ostrich meat market,
Wells began farming Maori, just as his great grandfather had
in the eighteen thirties. He ran two hundred South Island
night for a number of years.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
We did farm park here for a while, and we.

Speaker 8 (04:06):
Had to give up after about two years because I
found them to be very, very tricky to breed. They
were fussy eaters, quite selfish.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
At times.

Speaker 8 (04:16):
I'd get around about fourteen parkire per hectare, whereas with
the Mari, particularly the Touhi, I'd get around twenty four
per hectare.

Speaker 5 (04:27):
Of person. It comes up, we look up country Calendar.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Oh no, who does Yeah? From the nineteen seventies, the
iconic theme music. The song has a name.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
It's called Hillbilly Child introduced half an hour of rural
information presented in a way that's successful to townies.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah. Absolutely, still one of the most popular shows on
t Z after all these years. Constantly it goes one
News as the most popular, you know, in terms of
week on week out, and then it goes next to
Country Calendar. Because I think what it is is people
from the cities, and most people well Now and New
Zealand live in the cities still see themselves as partly

(05:03):
rural more than any other country in the world.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
Eye it's part of our cultural identity that number eight wire,
bloody red bands and swanyes.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Most city people still think if you put them on
a twenty.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
Dear block, yeah, you know, then they'll be able to
make a living. Yeah, I count myself among them. All
though I have worked off arms with my miss I
think we would actually be but everyone does. And I
think that's how I picture myself. I come to work
in burking Stocks every day just talking to a ten camp.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
The good thing about country going as well, beautiful pictures.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
They know how to tell great stories, simple stories, beautiful
pictures everyone can understand. Yeah, and it gets around the country.
It shows showcases New Zealand through a rural lens. But
it definitely you'll see stuff on the South Island. You
just see stuff on the far North. There'll be like
an avocado orchard that's out in the Poverty Bay. It's
like it just shows New Zealand and New Zealanders love

(05:56):
watching stuff about New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
Man Jeff, the watch Country Calendar every week.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
Depending on what the episode's on depends on how how
long we watch it for. So we'll watch the intro
credits and then we watch it for the first five
minutes and if it is bees, we changed the general.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Yes, we're about flowers.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
Flowers them out. Yea orchard, what do.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
You said it? An orchard? I know what you're looking for.
You're looking for the high country station.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
Yeah, that's exactly what I'm looking for.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Fortunately, they've covered every single high country nation in the
New Zealand and New Zealand at least twice.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
I know they're coming back for thirds for a lot
of them. Either that or if they're like milk and
deer or something, you know, weird, then we'll watch that.
But yeah, basically if it's yeah, if it's arable crop
farming or anything like that, no, we're out.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
Good storytelling, great storytelling.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
They should do.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
What would what would the urban version of that Urban seven?
Born on this day? Shaquille O'Neil fifty three. You know
him as a basketball player, but did you know he
was also a rapper?

Speaker 6 (06:55):
Tell me how my tea?

Speaker 4 (06:58):
Okay, Colby, tell.

Speaker 9 (07:01):
Me how my ass team ill enough?

Speaker 4 (07:03):
That one never went.

Speaker 9 (07:04):
Viral everybody, Holby, tell me how my ass team.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
There before?

Speaker 4 (07:11):
He just went straight out of that one.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
The free style rap is Highna's unsupply there Ah, and
he shares a birthday with David Gilmour from Pink and
the Floyds.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
He turns one million years old today.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
That as old dudes say, years for Friday, the sixth
of March twenty.

Speaker 6 (07:28):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast, It's.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Time for you later sport headlines thanks to export Ult
to the Bear for here the black Caps know now
who they will face and Monday morning's TEA twenty World
Cup Final.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
As reported on the.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Hudacky Breakfast, India have beaten England by seven runs in
the second T twenty World Cup Cricket semi and Mumbai
and You made two fifty four batting first. Sandrew Sampson
led the host batting display with eighty nine or forty
two boars. England scored two forty six for seven. Jacob
Beth or something for the mums top scored with one
hundred and five off four eight delivery.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
So Monday morning we will be doing the exact same
thing where we basically just throw the first half hour
of the.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
Show out and commentate the end of the Grand final
of the Sea to Win You World Cup. A lot
of sport on this weekend, so much sport, a lot
of sport. Rugby leagues firing back up in earnest and
if you're in.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
The city of Sales in Auckland this weekend, man, it's
the crazies Auckland Sporting Weekend.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
Yeah, ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
I think there's one ticket that you can get that
gets you to like four different things.

Speaker 10 (08:29):
Yeah, footy phillies and fans and Nick Becket from Auckland
f C's going to talk to us more about that.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Seven forty. There we go. Coach Craig Bellamy's record and
the opening NRL League round since taking over the Storm
in two thousand and three is now twenty three straight wins.
After they beat the Eels fifty two to four, Paramatta,
we're respected to a completion rate of sixty one percent
and then nine tries to one shellacking.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
And that also, I don't know if you're aware of
the stat Jerret's trotted out every rugby league season, no
team has conceded fifty points and gone on to win
the competition.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
So that is the Eels. He isn't over very early doors.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Ill imagine if you're an Eels fan.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yeah, here Isaac and fellow former Australian rugby coach Eddie
Jones is adamant the solitary blemish on Dave Rennie CV
as many less.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
What's the blimmish hold on he was the one helmer.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
He was the one that instigated the blemish.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
He's the blimmish.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
The new All Blacks Gaffer was replaced by Jones prior
to the twenty twenty three World Cup, Yes, where the
Wallabies were ousted from the group stage.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
It was a disaster.

Speaker 5 (09:26):
Can I can we just for a second has have
ours our journalist? Journalism department just got anutherosaurus. I feel
like every one of these headlines, the adding really unnecessary flourishes.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
To calling him the All Blacks Gaffer, the.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
All Blacks Gaffer.

Speaker 5 (09:42):
Former Australian rugby coach Eddie Jones edimant the solitary blemish
on Dave Rennie's CV is meaningless, solitary blimmish.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeah yeah, Jones says rennie success in Super Rugby Scotland
and Japan as evidence he can succeed. No crap I
would have Yeah, okay, thanks Eddie.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
Shut Eddie agreed here.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
Eddie Jones is a dog dog ass bro up next
fashion faux pass Yeah, off the back of full dog
ass bra. So I've found some fashion dues and don'ts
for you, Jerry, because I've noticed he's slipping lately.

Speaker 6 (10:19):
Jerry. In the night they breakfast.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
Jerry I've I've a side of the algorithm on Instagram.
There is stop worrying. It's providing a bit of value
to me. You remember the full dog ass bro?

Speaker 3 (10:33):
How could I forget full dog ass bra.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
It's basically what I've hit is urban Sydney philosophy and
it's life lessons that you can tagle. They're often articulating
things that you know that you already knew, but you
just hadn't been able to put them to word, articulated.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Generally as well by dudes with neck tats.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Yes, that's right.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
And so I found a different guy that's going to
sound exactly like the full dog ass Guy's do you
if you haven't heard of this guy, but he is
a I guess you'd call him like a fashion vlogger.
And he's come up with a list of about three
fashion don'ts, and I just want to see how many
of them you are doing or have done in the
past year.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Listen to this, hey, listen.

Speaker 11 (11:17):
You know what the free cringiest things are for any
bloke to do. Number One, if you wear bonds or
Alpha Undies, Moms, you.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Look like a full breake.

Speaker 11 (11:25):
Number Two, when your tuck your ears into your heart.
You look like you've got no idea about fashion number three.
Anytime your shoes are dirty, bro, you look like a grub.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Okay, So let's start at the top one. So, if
you're wearing undies that are bonds or.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
Bonds or Alpha what Alpha wear house.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
He's saying you're not allowed to wear not allowed to
wear bonds undies?

Speaker 4 (11:46):
No, that's cringey. What quikundi, chick? What are you wearing?
What are you rocking?

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Is that okay?

Speaker 4 (11:55):
That's okay. I'm sure this guy'd be ok.

Speaker 10 (11:58):
Ruda Alphas, bomb bond bonds At the moment, they're very
comfortable though. I go right down the right down the league.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
They are a boxer, are they Yeah, the.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
Box of brief.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (12:10):
And they prevent chafing between my legs as well. That's
where they go right down in league.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
You've got that chaffing issue, haven't you a lot of
friction going on down there?

Speaker 4 (12:17):
Trot?

Speaker 1 (12:18):
What about you and I? What are you wearing?

Speaker 5 (12:19):
Trading trading versus lady? Trading versus lady? Yeah, I did
this thing. This is my approach to I run a
fashion wardrobe, a fashion uniform. I've basically got like three
pairs of shorts, five T shirts and that's it, and
I don't there's nothing really else other than that.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
This is similar to me. You've crept the coat and
then once the code of men's dressing.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
Dude, and then once you find something that fits you,
you buy fifteen of them in the exact same one.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
This is me I've got. I've got millions of as
Color White teachers. Yeah, yeah, and I wear them until
at yep.

Speaker 5 (12:54):
Fun fact, fellas. I had a bit of good trot
just yesterday. I was putting the washing away and blown
out a pair of shorts.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
So it's good tonight.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
See. I think with the as Color ones, and this
is not sponsored obviously, but for one hundred and twenty bucks,
you get five of them.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Yeah, and drank horribly in the dryer.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
They do. But I have told you about this before.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
But you think anything must be able to go on
the dry it's going to be able to stand up,
will never go. So you go one hundred and twenty
bucks for five.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
I go t in a year.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
So every six months I just turn up to as
Color for one hundred and twenty bucks and there's my
five new T shirts. And then I just rock those
T shirts and then they end up just being dusters. Yeah,
but then I've got these other bloody you would have
seen them these John John Florence short.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
Also John Florence.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
This is the John John Florence shorts, and I've got
four piers of those.

Speaker 5 (13:42):
That's classic. So did you see him at the World
Surf leg and go I need those shorts.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
I want those shorts.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
Yeah, just like when you saw.

Speaker 5 (13:48):
Ludwig Aberg playing golf and you're like, I need the
full look is good in the shorts to see that.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
The second one was ear is going into hats. Oh good.
I don't know how people even do that. The hat's
that bigger.

Speaker 5 (13:59):
As you hear that, you look like someth going to snake.
I couldn't fit my ears in my year. I couldn't
fit me as my head.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
Of a tribe.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Why do people do that?

Speaker 4 (14:05):
Zoey, are your ears in your head?

Speaker 1 (14:08):
No? No, I do that.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Zoe's very fashion conscious.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
A little bit. And then the other one is dirty shoes.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Okay, well I'm not even wearing dirty shoes.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Sometimes your shoes are going to.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Be dirty, mate, I don't know about that.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
Well, those are the three cringiest things the dude can do.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
That's pretty dog arstic is full dog ass.

Speaker 6 (14:29):
Brother Jerry and Knight, The Hdiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
So Athletics to New Zealand's partnering up with TVNZ to
bring track stars into Kiwi Holmes tomorrow night. It's an
evening of track and field action with the country's top
athletes via for national titles. Whilst well known, Keywis take
on a raft of events in a format that blends
world class sport with high impact entertainment and to tell
us more and to talk about what she's been up to.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
She's one of the presenters of.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Tracks does the Great Dame val Adams Morning Valve, thank you,
it's so much for your time, lovely to hear from
your first question, I've always wanted to ask you. Have
you have you put it.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
A shot recently?

Speaker 12 (15:10):
Well, good morning, Thank you so much for having me
on the show's morning. No, I haven't put it a
shot recently and I'm okay with that. I'm enjoying watching
other people throw things around at the moment.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
You've put it enough shots in a lifetime when you
were when you're still training, Would you just have a
couple of them lying around the house.

Speaker 12 (15:28):
Absolutely in the house and the garage and my books everywhere.
I mean they come and like they're quite handy, really
good weapons.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Do you miss the intensity of training?

Speaker 4 (15:42):
Vow?

Speaker 12 (15:43):
I'm not at all, Like I think I get this
question a lot, and no, I don't at all. I
think when I sit back now and watch athletes go
through the process of the day before the competition, the
day after competition, I'm like, I'm sitting here like I've
done my dash over twenty years of you know, going
through that. I'm okay to sit that relax and just
turn not touch to the track, feeling so calm, doing whatever.

(16:05):
The heck, it's fantastic.

Speaker 5 (16:07):
Were you were you quite a stress around game day?

Speaker 4 (16:10):
You always look so composed. Were you quite nervous?

Speaker 12 (16:13):
It looks to me deceiving. I was, actually, you know,
obviously the nerves are there, but you're just so apped up.
So you've got to find a way to not exert
too much energy in that zone. So you're always finding
ways to calm down the breathing exercise and all the
rest of it. But yeah, no, nerves definitely are definitely there, absolutely,
but you.

Speaker 13 (16:32):
Know you got to fake it, so you make it
and JB going to beat the I think.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
As well with shop and correct me if I'm wrong.
But there's a lot of body language and confidence that
you need to exude to your other competitors. Is that right?
So you've got to look to other people like you've
got a massive put on you.

Speaker 12 (16:49):
Absolutely, Like I mean, action speaks louder than words, and
that's how you communicate, right, you know, whel confidence level
with the how you kind of own the space, how
you present your south. So I always had that demeanor
about me and I had to I had to stot
with me look and I always look angry at it
all the time. But that's my competition face. I can't
help her.

Speaker 5 (17:10):
Yeah, there was one of the was it one of
the more recent Olympics or Commons? One of those the
one of the athletes wears like a hulk mask or
something when she goes up there the shop.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
Have you seen that? Yeah?

Speaker 12 (17:20):
Yeah, I competed again. She was an American girl. That
was an interesting one, and she would wear like half
a mask like we're still going through COVID. But but
that was the way she expressed herself, you know. So
I think at has won those sports where there is
a platform and an openness to express herself with a
reason and you know, to whatever your comfortables. And I thought,

(17:42):
that's that's pretty amazing, and you know, cutoff to her have.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Been because I Danville, have you seen the lineup of
famous New Zealanders doing athletics? Johnny Prior, he works on
a radio station. It's just across the road from us here.
The hits, I mean, I wouldn't call him an athlete.
Do you think you could put Prior further than he
could put a shot?

Speaker 12 (18:04):
I think, you know the answer that I had the
pleasure of coaching Johno along with the other celebrities, and
you know, I'm looking forward to how they compete on Saturday.
But I just kind of said to him and advise him,
probably it's best to stick to your day job.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
What kind of sports do you watch?

Speaker 12 (18:21):
So I watched basketball, rugby league, Like I'm enjoying, enjoying
watching all those sports. But of course track and field
is one of those sports and events obviously coming up
that I thoroughly enjoyed because there's so many things going
on at so many angles, and you know, just athletes
and just the caliber of performances that does come through.

(18:41):
It's just exceptional.

Speaker 5 (18:43):
I saw a video a couple of months ago. I'm
sure you would have seen this too of your brother
sleeping on a floor and Houston, is he still sleeping
on the floor over there as he brought himself a bed?

Speaker 12 (18:54):
Why does that surprise so many people? This boys started
on the floor. I mean, listen, like he's always sits
on the floor. He loves seating on the floor. He
is a big child, so you know, some legs and
stuff hang hang out. But I'm sure he'll eventually.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
Get on the bed some now.

Speaker 12 (19:11):
But we're not worried, let me tell you that much.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Doan val Thank you so much for your time this morning.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
It's greatly appreciated. Always lovely to chat.

Speaker 12 (19:19):
Oh absolutely, thank you so much for having me. And
if you okay, are free on Saturday, please get your
tickers come much check Stars is going to be amazing
at the Trust Stadium.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
That's right. Track Stars Live Tomorrow night, seven pm to
nine forty five pm on TV and Z one and
TV and Z Plus.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Jeremy Wells and the Nice to It, The Hodarcky Breakfast.

Speaker 6 (19:41):
Jerry and Mania, The Hodarcky breakfast.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
So the twenty twenty six NRL season kicks off for
the Warriors to night. They go into their game against
the Roosters at Mount Smart as underdogs. The tab odds
have them at two point fifty and the Roosters at
a dollar fifty three. Joining us now, a man who's
been sending erotic messages to the group chat about how
fizzed Uppy is friend of the show.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Die him of morning die oh good morning.

Speaker 13 (20:07):
This is officially Christmas morning for me. I get to
unwrap my favorite league players this evening. And what a
time for no fat February to end day like the
beginning of the Warriors season. I'm excited about tonight. I'm
also nervous though, because we trialed well, but our halves

(20:28):
are going to be the issue, and CHC didn't plan
the trials. He's been nursing a bit of an injury.
He's back with Tanner Boyd and it is all going
to be on. I'm just I was worried we're going
to play boring football, but then the second trial against
the Dolphins showed that we're willing to pass it around
wherebe might have changed things up, and I think there's

(20:50):
a lot of excitement there for Warriors fans.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
Do you think we're going to throw it around a
little bit more this year, dere.

Speaker 13 (20:55):
Yeah, especially even in the Indigenous All Stars game, seeing
how James Fisher Harris playing at Locke was biffing a
round like David kirkback in the eighty seven Union days.
So it's all good. But the worrying thing is the
Roosters have an amazing side. They dictate, they're dictators. They've
got the Supreme Leader, Ayatoland, the one I need, Towasee

(21:18):
on the wing. You've got Old Kim Jong Cherry Evans,
You've got Bloody Robert Toya Mugaba, You've got the whole
you got the whole lot that you got Zijing Tedesco
out of the back. It's all on and they know
how to win games. They've got Daily Cherry Evans right,
he's in the halves. They've got Sam Walker who's a

(21:39):
young superstar. So the Roosters are favorites, but it's a
sold out go media mount smart. So I think I
think the Warriors could pull off a sneaky one here for.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
People who are coming into league and haven't had a
look at the changes to the rules over the last season.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
There's a new change that unterchange.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Is that right?

Speaker 13 (22:04):
Yes? And it's weird because the changes Now you used
to only have four people on the bench and that's
all you could use. Now you have six, but you
can only use four of them, which is great because
if you have a halfbacker gets injured, you can carry
a sort of specialist half back or a specialist back

(22:25):
on the bench and then use them. This didn't appear
in the trials because in trials you sort of have
unlimited interchanges, and it's going to be interesting for coaches
because you could end up having two players who effectively
never play all season so they don't play New South
Wales Cup, and then they end up just sort of

(22:49):
cooling their heels on the bench. That actually suits teams
like the Broncos that have a lot of Friday night
games because they can drop those players down to play
reserve greade on the weekend. But we tend to get
a lot of said day Sunday games, So it'll be
interesting to see how it plays out and how coaches

(23:09):
use it. In the Paramatta Melbourne, Oh we lost them.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
I wanted to know we lost them. I wanted to
know why that rule was brought in, and you might
be able to explain that. Minis what's the point in
that Because I didn't think there was any problem with
the interchange.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
I didn't think that that was an issue that needed
to be solved.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
The point of it is, because of the HIA and
the head Notck crackdown, we're getting a lot of players
that are getting binned for contact to the head. Yeah,
like you know, the victim of it get senn off
from HIA if they remain off the field. Yeah, it's
often if it's like a winger or a halfback or
something like that. We don't carry those players on the bench,

(23:49):
and so your team is massively massively disadvantaged because you
don't carry an outside back on the bench.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
So now you can and it sort of freeze that
up a little bit.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Okay, we've got him back.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
I just get a little little bit too fizzed up there.

Speaker 13 (24:04):
Oh yeah, I don't know. I don't know what happened.
My my just enthusiasm for rugby league broke the five
G network. But that that happens to the best of us.
But there is so much to be excited about. I
heard and I you finishing up what this new interchange
rule means, and I don't think it's going to impact

(24:26):
things massively. We're sort of we're carrying an interesting bench.
We've got Sam Healey, who people should be excited about.
He's a he's sort of backup hooker with Wade Egan
and this new guy Morgan Gannon from from the UK
who he had an average first trial and then looked

(24:47):
awesome in the second.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
So how do you think we're going to go? We
finished sixth last year.

Speaker 5 (24:52):
We had to go basically the whole second half of
the season without Luke Metcalfe and Mitch Barnett. This year
we're probably going to flip that around, go the first
half of the season without them. How do you think
the Warriors going twenty twenty six?

Speaker 13 (25:04):
I worry because Luke metcalf was so crucial. He was
just finding his way in the half. He'll come back
around round seven to ten, but then bear in mind
it'll probably take a couple of weeks to get back
and bed back into the fold. Mitch Barnett's obviously got
the stuff around him that he's leaving the club at
the end of the year. Maage MacGuire flew from Brisbane

(25:25):
to chat with him, so hopefully that doesn't distable things.
But Mitch seems like such a solid guy. He should
be back around two or three. I think I am
a little bit nervous that without Metcalf, we might end
up just having to play really defensive based for lack

(25:46):
of a better word, slightly boring.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
Footy, to just.

Speaker 13 (25:50):
Grind out games.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
And we're going to know very early on.

Speaker 13 (25:54):
What things look like. But I still have us making
the eight, but I think we're going to be sifting
around about that seven to ten.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
Mark.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Okay, that's interesting stuff. Die henward, thank you so much
for your time. The first game. Warriors playing their first
game this season tonight at Mount Smart Stadium against the
Roosters eight o'clock eight o'clock kickoff, which is perfect.

Speaker 5 (26:20):
They're paying six dollars fifty to win thirteen plus. But
don't follow me and I've already lost my first part.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
Of the year.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Thank you, Die always lovely to chat.

Speaker 6 (26:29):
Jerry and midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
So hopes are high within several Auckland sporting organizations that
the Footy Phillies and Fans Weekend will begin an era
of city wide collaboration, and Nick Becker from Auckland FC
joins us in the studio. Now morning, Nick, Good morning.
This is pretty exciting because I don't think this is
oddly ever been done before.

Speaker 14 (26:53):
No, I don't think it has either, and it is
a really exciting it'd be great to see this happen
year on.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Yeh.

Speaker 14 (26:58):
I think I think we didn't really know how it
was going to be taken by the wider public, but
Auckland's got round it and rightly so. I think sport
in itself was having a great moment. It's had a
bit of a bit of a wobble recently, but you look,
we've got a new All Bets coach, Fin Allen smashing
balls out of the park and then this weekend's come along.
So it's super exciting, yes, starting with Warriors tonight.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
How exactly does it work, this whole footy, phillies and fancying.

Speaker 14 (27:23):
Well, we've had a couple we've had. There was a
bunch of tickets you go to all four events. They
sold out pretty quickly and there's and the exciting thing
about that was people were coming from all around the country,
all around the North island, but the country for it
as well, so it's not just orkclans get around it.
But it just so happened that our draws came a line.
So we played the Warriors play tonight, Blues play tomorrow,

(27:46):
and then we played on Sunday, and then we found
out that there's also of the racing with the Champions
Cup on Saturday as well, so this idea to put
it together. We went to the council pitched them idea
of supporting it. They actually, to their credit, got round
it straight away. Have run a campaign across the city
and we've all, you know, I think I think I've
said this a couple of times. It's like New Zealand's

(28:06):
superpowers that we all know each other.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Right.

Speaker 14 (28:08):
We're a small city, so we may as well work
together and make something good out of it. So we
sat down with Cam and Carl at the Blues, Cam
and the Warriors and Carl and the Blues and see
why don't we just promote this all together and got
around it. So yeah, it's a really exciting opportunity.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
So it actually happened. It was a bit of luck,
and it.

Speaker 14 (28:26):
Was a bit luck with a drawer to try and
actually get this. Working with the drawer is going to
be the hard bit move forward. But now that we've
shown you just need to be able to have a
proofing case right, and then we can now go to
our respective So we'll go to the A leagues, CAM,
We'll go to the NRL and Cargo Super Rugby and
say one weekend in March, we want to all play
on the same weekend and promote us a big Auckland weekend. Yeah,

(28:48):
we want to get New Zealand tourism behind it. We
want to start driving people from bringing people over from
Aussie for them and make it a true sporting moment
in the calendar.

Speaker 5 (28:55):
Yeah, it's sort of like a magic ground but for
various different sports whatever you're into.

Speaker 4 (28:59):
The issue you get to have as you're dealing with
Aussies who don't care about us. That's the big problem.

Speaker 5 (29:07):
Is this something that's quite new, Like is it common
for you guys to talk to each other from the
various different sporting codes.

Speaker 14 (29:12):
We work with with CAM and the Warriors really close,
it was we're in the same house.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
I guess are you guys playing on Friday? Ok? Yeah exactly.

Speaker 14 (29:21):
But the good thing about us in the Worlds is
we play over summer. There's only this little bit with
kind of you March April, but in May where we
cross over, so we get on well in that sense,
it's kind of it actually fills the stadium all year round.
And then with Carl starting up at the Blues as
then new CEO, Car Budge did amazing things at tennis,
just got into the seat and he's he's really open

(29:42):
to work with us and he's reached out to us
as well.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Question here on three four eight three.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
How bad do you feel that, in two years of
hanging around as a franchise, Auckland might be responsible for
getting rid of soccer football out of Wellington?

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Do you feel any responsibility for that?

Speaker 14 (30:00):
I carry it heavily across I've got no doubt. Look
that Wellington and like anything in sport, it's all about cycles, right,
it comes, you go down and you go back up again.
And and I've got no doubt that they'll they'll, they'll, they'll.
I'm sure they've finished the season really well, but they'll
take you a time in the off season and rebuild
from from here. Certainly in their in their kind of
results again, so they played, they played well, over all

(30:23):
the season. Unfortunately they haven't been able to crack their
Auckland duck yet.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Oh that's a shame, isn't it. The other thing I
want to ask you, Nick Berker from Auckland f C,
is there's a fascinating thing going on with sporting bosses
at the moment across What is that? Is that just
a piece of luck or is it actually is there
something more to it? Is it just a very very

(30:47):
difficult time in sport administration?

Speaker 14 (30:51):
Yeah, I think it's probably it's a bit of everything,
isn't that?

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Well?

Speaker 14 (30:55):
It is bizarre that so many it's the n s
O world, right, So the national sporting organization where you're
are actually dealing and you know your your big problems
on the table, like governance, you know, with the players,
working with the player union and so forth. Those bits
a lucky for us. We're a private club and we
don't have to deal without so much. On the day

(31:16):
to day. We think about our fans, we think about results.
We want to be part of the community.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
To worry about New Zealand soccer.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
We aren't.

Speaker 14 (31:22):
We talk to New Zealand Soccer. We get on really
well in New Zealand, but soccer about I have nothing
to do with New Zealand soccer, but they help support
our youth programs and they are fantastic at them and
I really like Andrews teen are brilliant, but we have
nothing to do with them on a day to day
So so the different that's the difference there, right So
you know, you look at what happened with cricket and
there's like some infighting the board, there's governances, there's problems
with the players. That doesn't happen in my world. And

(31:44):
I'm really happy about that. I mean, because you look
at now as it's league, netball, cricket and rugby, and
that's what it's really. Football is the last man standing here.
It's it's got a case to argue that the strongest
sport in the country.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
Right now.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
A huge weekend for Auckland Sports. So if people want
to get tickets, can they still get tickets?

Speaker 14 (32:04):
Can any of the get tickets to all the games?
Except for the Warriors have sold themselves out, which congratulations
to them. But the Blues you can still get tickets
to the racing tomorrow. You can still get tickets to tickets.
So we've got a horse in the main race tomorrow.
The People's horse, it's the horse of Ladder, It's the
horse of the Blues. The Warriors and Auckland f C
a bit of an outside favorite, I think they call it.

(32:27):
I don't know too much about the GGS, but then
definitely for us on Sunday kickoffs at three pm. Tickets
sort of available. It's gonna be a great games. We
actually lost to Perth last time we played them, so
we want a bit of revenge there.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Meeker, Auckland f C CEO, thanks for your time this morning.

Speaker 14 (32:42):
Thanks for having me.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Jerry and I A joined the complay the idak you
Breakfast discussion group on Facebook for.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
More exciting It's Freed Joe a season. This is It's
Freed Joe a season, which means also means it's apple season,
which also means there's a whole lot of others cheap
bloody tomatoes at the moment you got your chee egg plants.

Speaker 5 (33:01):
It's all happening, yeah, in the fruit and veg world.
It's also scorched Diamond season. I don't know if you
noticed that. Bumpers well, because it sells out over Christmas
and then they restock it at this time of year.
So that's why you're seeing bumper crops.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Well, the other thing that's going on at the moment,
you got Yeah, I don't mean I don't want to
get away from things too much. But you've got your
your your your buns. I got your hot cross bars
and now we've got Easter eggs coming out as well.
Just March is the best time you for everything.

Speaker 5 (33:29):
Those many If you ever hear that I've been checked
into rehab, it's because I've been eating too many of
those many Easter many eggs, you know, the many eggs
with the wrapping man.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
That's so good.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
Anyway, Fijar season, this is something that comes around once
a year and drives me up the wall. And people
always people will always get this configured. They think that
I hate Bejars. I got no issue with the fruit,
to fine fruit.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
It's great fruit.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Did you grow up with fijars on the thinking bottom
of the South Eiland?

Speaker 4 (33:57):
So this is the issue.

Speaker 5 (33:58):
Every time I talk about this, someone will take then
I live in Gore and we've got a Fiji treat. Yeah, sure,
not like they do in the North Island and the
North Island every man and his dog has a Fiji
tree in the in the yard, everywhere. And this is
what drives me insane about Fiji season. Again, it's not
the fruit. It's everyone bringing their Fijas into the office,
into the workplace every day you come in. It started

(34:19):
over the other side of the building. Gilane just yesterday
morning sent me a photo of a box of fijos
over on the table. No one wants your fis. He
run in the Northland has one of their own Fiji trees.
They've got too many themselves. They don't want your ones
that you bring in. So then all that happens is
you've got this box of rotting fruit no one wants.
And then all of a sudden there's bloody fruit flies

(34:41):
all through the all through the office season.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Does my head they the fruit fly loves a Fiji
because they can get in that bottom kind of orifice
in that looks a little bit like an ans that
but there.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
That's what you call it.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
They love to get in there, the old fruit fly.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (34:57):
And then and then all of a sudden, it's like
I've made a Fijo o cake. I've made a Fijo
of this, or Fijo of that, or fijo a wine
or you know what I mean. And it's all there's
nothing that's more seasonal. It's like, it's like we treat
fijos like whatever that planters, that flowers once in a
hundred years and everyone starts losing their minds. But oh
my god, the figs are in seasons, Like, yeah, I know,

(35:19):
my front yard is full of the bastards and I
don't want yours.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Well, the other part about them is that they lie
around on the ground in your house and not in
your house, but in your backyard. And those things rot. Yeah,
boy do they rot. But there's a trick to them,
isn't there. What you do is you got to raak
away the ones that are on the ground because they're
rot real fast. And then you shake the you shake
the fijo tree, right, but and that's how you get
them off, and that's how you get the best ones.
And then you and then you pick up the ones

(35:42):
that are on the ground. But you don't want to
pick up the ones that are already on the ground
for days. But you got to say, all credit to
the bloody fijoa. Oh as a fruit, you know, it's
a it's a very successful fruit.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
Yep, particularly in the North Island, but you're right around
the South Island, you don't really see them. I remember
the first time I ever had one. We had a coach,
a cricket coach who was from Northland, and he brought
some features to a knit session.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
We're like, what the.

Speaker 4 (36:04):
Hell are these? I've never had a fruit before.

Speaker 6 (36:09):
Jerry in the night, the Hoadarchy breakfast.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
It's time for It's academic gives a call now I
eight hundred hadaki, I eight hundred four to.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
Eight seven two five.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
If you want to play, it's got to get three
questions correct out of five. You'll be representing your high
school every day.

Speaker 5 (36:23):
When we do this, and I read the it's academic
role of honor, I think I should pre record this
and then we should play it on times two speed,
like at the bottom of a pharmaceutical commercial.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Oh yes.

Speaker 5 (36:35):
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Queen Elizabeth College, Newland's College, Shirley Boys Times two, Sacred Heart, Mackenzie,
Francis Douglas, Saint John's Pets, Stratford Times Too, dung.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
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Speaker 1 (36:49):
Five day Savanda est faith must be kicked.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
It's going to line four. Good morning, Welcome.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
To the show. Who we're talking to, Matt Mac Mac.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
Where are you calling in from?

Speaker 13 (37:02):
Calling in from Walkland all the moment?

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Mac? What school did you go to? What school will
you be representing? And it's academic this morning.

Speaker 13 (37:10):
I'll be representing Hillcrist High School in Hamilton.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Oh, Hill Christ High School just a stone's throw from
the Hilly.

Speaker 7 (37:17):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 4 (37:19):
They moved it, didn't they The hell the helly.

Speaker 15 (37:22):
There's a cavern, and there's a there's another one.

Speaker 10 (37:25):
I came with the other one.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
But hey, Kevin's still there on the warehouse. Yes, just
tucked in beside the wheelie bins there at the back
of the warehouse.

Speaker 6 (37:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
They took a lot of my money.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Actually, I was a big fan of the double Bacardi
and cokes that they used to offer, particularly from around
about lunchtime on a Saturday.

Speaker 4 (37:44):
Quite out.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Yeah, great place, guy, have some good times at that teven.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
All right, let's get into it, Mac. Three questions.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
You just got to get three right out of five, simple,
and you will get Hill Christ High School on the
roll of Honor. What kind of leaf is found on
the Canadian flat?

Speaker 12 (38:01):
That's a maple leaf, that is correct.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Mac, which ki olympian won gold on a horse called
Ready Teddy.

Speaker 10 (38:08):
Oh, I've got no idea.

Speaker 12 (38:09):
Let's give that one.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
It's live Tait.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Dame val Adams was also called Dame vel Watt.

Speaker 12 (38:20):
I don't know Dame vel Plus.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
No, she was Dame vel Velly. You got to get
these two correct. John Deacon was the bass player for
which band from nineteen seventy one to nineteen ninety seven.
They're a very famous British band.

Speaker 12 (38:36):
Ah literally, Oh sorry, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
It's queen and you can't do it now, unfortunately, Mac.
The last question, which fruit currently in season has been
described as tree Kenner.

Speaker 12 (38:51):
Oh that's the figure.

Speaker 15 (38:52):
Yeah, the tree Kenner would have got their very close
sply Taite and Valerie undid him there and that means
Hill Chris not going to make it on.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
I'm going to delete that right now. You do that,
get out of there.

Speaker 16 (39:06):
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hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Just thanks the Bunning's trade. The Bunning's two takeover is
on now, so get a monks.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (39:21):
Previously we've done beaches, rivers, among a, pet peeves, Top
five words of twenty twenty five Blazing spots, which we're
going to make into a desktop book, tabletop book, coffee
table book.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
What are they called? I can't read ye with coming
CD wrong.

Speaker 5 (39:34):
Top five positions, Top five boats, Top five bushes, and
last week Top five dogs nog for doggus Bra. This
week we're going top five in honor of the Fajo
season kicking off in Ernest, we're going top five fruits.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Would you pronounce it fajo or would you pronounce it
fad joa?

Speaker 3 (39:51):
Or do you drop the jay turner into wyan?

Speaker 4 (39:54):
Say for your.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
I think it's I think that's the correct pronunciation.

Speaker 10 (39:59):
Wouldn't into your age?

Speaker 1 (40:04):
I think it's a fee your because it is from
South America.

Speaker 5 (40:07):
Well, we'll get bub Bonnie on the line next and
you can explain how to pronounce that or shakira. Perhaps
in the meantime, Top five fruits will still go to
fruit Well.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Currently I'm I'm embroiled and a lot of Genesis art plays.
I'm heavily on the art place.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
You are big into the apples.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
I love an apple well, I don't like an apple
for the I only like an apple and February, when
the new ones come out March, April, by May, they
are kind of rubbish, although cool stores are getting so
much better nowadays that because I keep them in the fridge.
I buy them from the shop, put them on the
fridge and they stay good for ages. But Genesis are
bloody good. But we haven't got into the bray burns yet,

(40:46):
which I love. I'm all over. The sweet Tangelo's are good.
And there's another type that I really like that I
can't remember.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Oh, the pink Ladies.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Pink Lady.

Speaker 4 (41:01):
On this season, okay for a few years.

Speaker 5 (41:03):
Actually, Uh, what do you consider out of Do you
consider a berry to be a fruit?

Speaker 3 (41:13):
Oh God, we're going to get into this situation.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
Yes, I do important distinction.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
I do I look anything that you buy it a
fruit and vich I mean fruit and vich for me
is all the same.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
Do you consider a watermelon to be fruit? That's a fruit,
isn't it?

Speaker 1 (41:24):
That's a fruit?

Speaker 4 (41:25):
Tomato?

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Actually the other I had bloody watermelons cheap at the moment, jeesus,
some good New Zealand watermelons a little.

Speaker 5 (41:30):
Bit dryer sometimes okay, so berries not fruit. We're just
gonna fruit or berries?

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Berries? I think berries, berries?

Speaker 5 (41:39):
You go on watermelons? Yeah, Elton John, Are you gonna
go stone fruit?

Speaker 4 (41:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:44):
I mean a huge fan of the stone fruit. But
of course that's more. That's more your your January February.
By now the nectarines are gone.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
Yeah right, that's completely.

Speaker 10 (41:52):
If we're going to accept berries, could I nominate Roccoberry.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
I love Rocco.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
Beery, and you can nominate.

Speaker 10 (41:57):
Rocco Beery gets injured a lot. But man, when he's
on for the I love watching rocket.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
You look a bit like Roco Beery touched the rocket,
you know what I mean? You do look a bit
like Roco Beery. Is that why you like them? Well?

Speaker 3 (42:08):
You see when you look at Rocky Berry, you see on.

Speaker 10 (42:11):
Your life and fall over and get injured as well.
So maybe that's what it is.

Speaker 5 (42:15):
Does his best work on Posibi Road too, I hear,
Oh that's you, not Roco Berri or any of.

Speaker 4 (42:20):
The smirch has a good name. Yeah. A couple of
votes coming in for Roccoberry now all of a sudden,
so I keep there coming through three four eight three.

Speaker 5 (42:27):
We'll give us a call, eight hundred hadaky Top five
for Friday, Top five fruits.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Yeah, three four eight three or eight hundred Hodakis Tamarillo
really wow?

Speaker 2 (42:39):
The best way to catch up on what you missed
the Hurdarcky breakfast radio show podcast.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
It's New Innovation and Radio.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
We count down the top five of things that you
suggest on three four eight three.

Speaker 5 (42:53):
You text them in, we'll count them up, and then
we'll list them from five through to one.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
Suck at car sandlands. You know you wish you thought
of this.

Speaker 5 (43:01):
Neither Hamish nor Andy could have conceived of the top
five before.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
We've done positions, boats, bushes, dogs, mung pet peeves, rivers, beaches,
millions of different things today.

Speaker 5 (43:11):
Fruits, yes, and we are accepting berries, for example Rocoberry
and this text on three four eight three, Hellyberry.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
Will you accept Helleberry?

Speaker 1 (43:20):
I will accept her, but I doubt she's going to
make it onto the top five. Who can forget that
parnishing speech? Do you remember the parnishing speech.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
I've never heard of to Oscars? No?

Speaker 5 (43:29):
Oh did she slap Will Smith?

Speaker 4 (43:32):
No?

Speaker 1 (43:33):
No, that was Chris Rock.

Speaker 5 (43:36):
Somebody suggested a light chi. I don't know that I've
ever eaten a light chie light chi. Yeah, you like
a light cheese?

Speaker 1 (43:43):
No, but I do like a low quat. You guys
ever had a low quat yellow berries, like like guava, right,
but it's yellow. We used to have a low quat
tree at our house. Really, and that thing there was
bounty plenty.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
Yeah right.

Speaker 5 (43:57):
Someone's text her on a similar on a related note,
off the back of the low quot, closely followed by
the beautiful cum qua.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
I come quite?

Speaker 4 (44:06):
Is that a fruit? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:07):
It's a fruit?

Speaker 4 (44:08):
Is that not a vegetable?

Speaker 1 (44:09):
The cum quo? The cume quite? It's got seeds inside
of it to come quite. It's like a good, isn't it?
I come quite?

Speaker 14 (44:16):
Well?

Speaker 4 (44:16):
Once goods? By the way, we're excepting goods.

Speaker 5 (44:19):
So you're gonna take a pumpkin, you take a buttonnut squash?

Speaker 4 (44:23):
Evo? Will you accept an evo?

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Is a fruit? Absolutely? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:26):
I think that absolutely.

Speaker 5 (44:31):
I feel like that's going to go pretty close. It's
on it just about everything at the moment, isn't it.

Speaker 15 (44:35):
Well.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
I went to a place not longer I think I've
told the story in the radio before, and did some
filming at this at this house out Mount Roscoe Way
in Auckland and they had a giant, giant avocado tree.
That thing was laid. It had thousands of dollars worth
of avocados on it.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
As US three.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Is that groaning with fruit were there was seriously about
two hundred of the biggest, ripe, most beautiful avocados.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
And the great thing about avocados is they stay.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
On the tree. It's like a refrigerator. They just hang
out on that tree for as long as you want
to leave them on therefore, and when you take them off,
that's only when they They only ripen once you're taking them off.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:13):
I went down to the keys Is the mad Bastards
and Todunger recently and they get they've got an avocado
orchard there.

Speaker 4 (45:20):
It's a delightful the enormous.

Speaker 5 (45:22):
Easter egg sized avocados, and they don't So what I
learned was the ones that you buy the supermarket, the
use a gas to ripen them, and that's why they're
ripen so quick and then immediately go off, or how
they can be both ripe and rotten in the same fruit.
But when you get an actual real God's honest ever.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Different different thing altogether, and that they are beautiful those
homemade avocado, they're fresh off the tree. Any salmon at
the Keys's house, sam growing on the trees?

Speaker 4 (45:47):
No salmon growing on the trees. Crissticks through, not Keys
of the mad Bastard, Chris White.

Speaker 5 (45:51):
If you're accepting beer is, if you're accepting Halle Beerry,
will you accept Hillary Barry?

Speaker 1 (45:56):
No?

Speaker 5 (45:57):
No, since you're accepting cheerries, can I vote Ninnye Cherry
and her bro.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Iglo Nana cherry is absolutely and daily Cherry Edmans.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
Peaches and cream? Will you accept peaches and cream?

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Jerry?

Speaker 10 (46:10):
Would you accept a Memphis meltdown but the raspberry flavor
because that's my favorite?

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Yeah? Raspberry? Okay, I think why not?

Speaker 6 (46:18):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (46:19):
I don't think there's going to be huge amount of
votes for it, but look I will. I'll accept anything anything.

Speaker 5 (46:23):
With fruits and it the delicious tree, Tomato, Tamarillo, Bloody
good fried on toast for breakfast, Mark from the Neck,
Roccoberry out and John Rocco Beerry is, muppets, heaps of
Fijis in the South Old, especially Canterbury Uppers, dog Gars, bruses,
gibe bananas.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
Yeah, I believe bananas are a fruit.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
Jerry.

Speaker 5 (46:44):
We used to have an ever tree and they always
fell off and my boxer ate them except for the pips.

Speaker 4 (46:49):
Are we making exception for Chuck Beerry?

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Yes? Okay, Chuck Berry will fit on the great story
about Chuck Berry when he came to New Zealand. Apparently
a real ale may.

Speaker 5 (46:58):
Have share that on the podcasts Fiona Apple Blueberry, my
nana grew passion Banana's delicious avocado banana passion fruit. Okay,
keep the text coming through three, four, eight, three, will
colate them and rank them five through one.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
Up next.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Someone that had a rose apple yesterday. I also had
a rose apple yesterday. They are good at the moment,
so crispy.

Speaker 16 (47:19):
Jingleberry Jerry and Minia the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
Can I talk about the jury and just quickly?

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (47:26):
You know when they're in seasoned supermarket.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
They smell real weird. Do you either love it or
you hate it? Durian, I don't mind it. The people
think it tastes like some body fluid, but I no, no,
I thought it tasted fine. Wouldn't know what the body
fluid tasted. B Let's move on from there.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
I know someone who thinks the same thing about burger rings.
And I think they need to check their.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Stop.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
Watermelon didn't make the top five.

Speaker 5 (47:52):
That's a seguey strawberry, pineapple, Keywi fruit, grapes, watermelon, grapes,
you've got a These are the honorable mentions. I don't
mind a grape, big fan of the grapes. I've been
in a lot of grapes at the moment, but it's
not great ones.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
And at the moment they love them now they should
come right soon, but also out the back end they
can be problematic. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
The strawberry is like a really good strawberry. Yeah, a
big ripe strawberry.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
Don't mind that.

Speaker 5 (48:16):
One of my first jobs as a kid was weeding
at a strawberry patch.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
Moy Mati.

Speaker 5 (48:20):
We still have like four of them, still have the
strawberry fear down there anyway. Fijs you've got to pronounce
it like a rugby league commentator.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
Fijoa. Oh yeah, okay, coving you off thea to change bench.
It's Fijoa.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
Where do you guys sit on a mango?

Speaker 4 (48:34):
I try not to, don't mind, and I don't love
a mango.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Well, you've got to slice them, slice them. The cheek
of the man go down and then you've got to
put you've got to gouge out lines in it, and
then you turn it inside out and the.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
Dribbles all done. You goate. You gotta pronounce it like
a foot.

Speaker 5 (48:55):
Yeah, creemy fruit, grapes, watermelon, Freddie mercury, orange, Amanda orange,
Amanda skins. For me, I enjoy the skin more than
the fruit.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
I'm not well. Please take me with you to borrow bay.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (49:06):
Really great prepple.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
His ears will prick up when he has his own
name out there in the studio. He eats Kiwi fruit skins.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Yes, I sai barstards.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
You need I need the rougher zo Nah.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
Yeah, see the voice of reason.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
She doesn't need kiwi fruit. She eats German fruite.

Speaker 4 (49:22):
All right, Should we get into it? Shall we list
the top five? Let's number five banana, but only when
it's just turning from green. Otherwise, gag material banana? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Are we here as bananas?

Speaker 1 (49:33):
At five?

Speaker 4 (49:34):
What's wrong with I just count them? All right? Number four?
The forbidden fruit?

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Which one?

Speaker 4 (49:41):
Well, mate, whichever whichever one you'd like.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
We're not talking about the forbidden fruit from the tree
of knowledge. And maybe in the Garden of Eden.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
That's Eve eight. Hey.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
If that's what it means to you, man, then so bad.

Speaker 5 (49:54):
Number three The mechanized dancing fruit from Big fresh Morehouse
as circu.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
Nineteen nineties.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Rap okay, I think those mechanized dancing fruit from Big
Fish also featured in Mount Wellington opposite the Big Mount Wellington,
the Big Moy's Car super market.

Speaker 5 (50:09):
That those loomed large over my childhood in the Big
fresh Morehouse.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
Have They were terrifying.

Speaker 10 (50:14):
There's definitely some in West Akland and definitely some in
Hamilton as well.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
Yeah, the dancing fruit.

Speaker 5 (50:19):
There's some of them on top of a building just
north of Dargaville when I was going through there the
other day.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
And they are also terrifying.

Speaker 5 (50:26):
I don't know why we decided to put giant spooky
eyes on vegetables in the nineties.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
How do you feel about the ones that are in Cromwell.
Don't mind those peach, the peach and the stone fruit.

Speaker 5 (50:35):
Yeah, because they're outside and you see, you're far enough away.
But when I'm inside the Moorhouse air Big fresh and
I can't escape those things, they loom larger.

Speaker 4 (50:43):
I'm gonna have a nightmare about it tonight.

Speaker 5 (50:44):
Now Number two dingleberries. Okay, a dangleberries? Are you a dingler?

Speaker 4 (50:49):
A dangle?

Speaker 1 (50:49):
I'm more of a dangle.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
I'd say I'm more of a dingle are you? Yeah?
I don't really know why.

Speaker 5 (50:55):
Dangle makes a bit more sense, but anyway, that's number
two without any.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
Further ado, although a little bit more ado.

Speaker 5 (51:01):
Number one, Rockoberry is the number one, narrowly edging out
halle Berry, and that is your top five. So banana
is the forbidden fruit, mechanized dancing fruit from Big Fresh
moor House dangleberry and congratulations to Rockoberry.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Coordinated rue do they call them.

Speaker 16 (51:18):
Jury and Midnight the hod Ikey breakfast? Jury and Midnight
the hot Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
So after going back to work in the middle of
January on day one, we decided that we needed to
plan a holiday and we immediately put things in place
to try and create some kind of pretend work trip
to Bayron Bay. We were actually going there and enjoying
ourselves on a wellness retreat. Yeah, that's right, and amazingly
it actually came to fruition.

Speaker 5 (51:47):
We've managed to pull it off, and up until now
I've been largely out of the planning process. But to
my surprise, throughout the entirety of this, you have been
heavily involved. I don't think I've ever seen you do
so much work outside of the studio.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
I've never seen you do this that much.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
Break in this. I've some experience in barro And Bay.
I have been the number of times.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
Yeah, I love the place, yep.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Great beaches is great places to eat, the weathers great
out there.

Speaker 4 (52:10):
It's easy to get to all thanks to the New Zealand.
Grab a suit of course, yep. They make it easy
to get to.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
One flight and to call and gader three hours, not
an expensive flight, and then you just go forty five
to fifty minutes to travel south in a car and
you're in Bayron Bay.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
It's a great place.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Well.

Speaker 4 (52:24):
And with the New Zealand, the holiday starts once you board,
doesn't it. You know what I mean. It's not three
hours waiting for your holiday to start. It's the first
three hours of your holiday. And I've always said that.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
And they keep it.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
They've kept it nice. Barron Bay. There's no high risers.
It's not the goal, it's not the gold it's the
anti goal, yep.

Speaker 5 (52:39):
And that's what we need because, like you said, you
come back to work the first from holiday, the first
thing you do is plan your next holiday.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
It's important to have something to look forward to on
the calendar.

Speaker 5 (52:49):
And one lucky, great New Zealander is about to add
something to the calendar.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
That's right. We've already called Nathan from christ Church. A's
a teacher who's going to bring his wife along. Then
last week we called Sean. He's a roofer from Totong
and he's going to bring his mate Josh. And that's
going to be interesting.

Speaker 5 (53:06):
Yes, I've circled them as a potential problem, Sewn and Josh.
I'm sort of just keeping my eye on them.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
I think neither Sean nor Josh have been overseas.

Speaker 9 (53:16):
At least Sean hasn't. So look, that'll be interesting, Yes,
great for them. Sure, And we have one final person
who we're going to call in a few moments and
they are going to be able to bring someone with
them as well. Yes, and then it's you and me
and I and Dilly from the office.

Speaker 5 (53:32):
Yes, he's there to capture all the moments, capture when
I break down into tears after a breath workshop on
the back of.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
A three day bender.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Yeah, so we have a number in the system. Let's
call that number ruder and let's not get reception.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
Even odds getting reception in that reception.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
Good morning, Richard, It's JERRYM and I here.

Speaker 4 (53:58):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Oh kid a boys? How are we?

Speaker 4 (54:02):
Very good?

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Thank you? Rich Well?

Speaker 5 (54:04):
It could be more well actually, Richard. And to that end,
I'm going away on a bit of a wellness retreat
in a couple of weeks.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
You wouldn't be interested in coming with us, would you, mate?

Speaker 12 (54:14):
I would be absolutely pumped to go.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Have you got a passport before? Before we say, you
know the most important thing, just a couple of little checks.
Have you got a passport? Richard?

Speaker 6 (54:24):
I certainly do.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
Jerry, okay, well with that. And have you got a
good attitude Richard.

Speaker 12 (54:29):
I've got a positive attitude and ready to go.

Speaker 5 (54:32):
Any criminal convictions that may prevent you from international travel, Richard?

Speaker 4 (54:35):
No, great, yews, Richard.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
You're coming with us on our wellness retreat to Byron Bay.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
Oh then, congratulations, mate.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Who will you bring with you Richard?

Speaker 12 (54:51):
Well, I'm going to take my lovely wife, Carlie. She
puts some of the hell of a lot with me.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
The last couple of years.

Speaker 12 (54:57):
I've had some shockers, so a lot.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
Okay, she can look after you if you have another.

Speaker 14 (55:04):
I think.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
All right, Rachie. Congratulations around here, mate, put around Stuugh
Richard looking forward to it, mate, congratulations.

Speaker 13 (55:19):
Oh cheers, lads, this is awesome.

Speaker 12 (55:20):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
That's a pleasure. Richard. Look forward to meeting you. Look
forward to hanging out with you in a wellness retreat
three days. We're going in March.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 5 (55:29):
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Home edition takes Wellness to three four eight three to
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Speaker 4 (56:10):
Sports Chat with acc head g Lane brought you by
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Speaker 3 (56:17):
Here all right, lock the door, We've got them into
the studio.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Lock that barricade the doors at the door in the hand,
it's a lock and g Lane joins us. Now you
are not allowed to go to the ICC T twenty
Men's World Cup final that New Zealand is playing in.
You're and men are bed on Monday morning at two
thirty because if you go, the curse of grim Lane
will struggle the entire ground and poor old New Zealand

(56:41):
will lose.

Speaker 17 (56:42):
Well, here's your Your choice is to be locked in
the studio with meep so bad in a half days.

Speaker 5 (56:47):
I'll do that for our for our country, as my
service to the nation, as I will stay in there
if it means you don't use they in there to.

Speaker 17 (56:54):
How good that India qualified as well, because it wouldn't
be we wouldn't be a World Cup victory unless we've
beaten because at anything, lest the Indians are going you
didn't beat us in the final, but it's got them
on Monday morning at home, all the pressures on them.
Like Paul Ford said, you know we're the underdoggers. We
know how to underdog hard.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
Can you imagine though New Zealand. Let's just imagine New
Zealand do one?

Speaker 4 (57:15):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Can you imagine the effigies? Can you imagine? How are
they going to get out? How are you going to
get out? As I know you multiple sources, there's been
some intelligence has come through, come across my desk and
there there's there's word on the street that you have
box some tickets, you've you've gone via Singapore.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
This is what people have said, because of.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
Course out that you're going via Singapore and potentially staying.
Am I correct? Here's staying with a friend that you
have in Singapore, collecting that person and going through. Is
that what's happening?

Speaker 4 (57:47):
Correct?

Speaker 12 (57:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (57:48):
A few issues getting back from the men in bed.

Speaker 17 (57:50):
All the flights are out, so we have to go
by Deli. So we've got to go Deli then back
to Singapore. I get back Wednesday. I've got two nights
in a bed. The rest of it is either on
a plane or entrees.

Speaker 4 (58:00):
Texta on three four three cutters, legs off, ah, come on.
The only way to break this curse is to go
over there and watch us lift this trophy.

Speaker 5 (58:06):
It's two high stakes because if the curse remains as.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
A made up thing that you guys have made up,
it's not a creators not made up.

Speaker 4 (58:15):
It's a track reason what happened. I was at facts.

Speaker 17 (58:19):
I was at the World Cup when we won at Twickenham.
Were all Blacks versus England.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
You were there, yeah, but that was because I was there.
We have never lost a World Cup Final rugby final
that I have ever been at. I was there in
eighty seven and we won. I was there in twenty
eleven and we won. I was there in twenty fifteen
and we won. I didn't go to twenty nineteen. We
lost that one. Yeah, I didn't go to the one.

(58:43):
How the last one was we have only won when
I have bet. The only times I've ever been to
a Rugby World Cup final, we've won.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
Actually, we were in Paris for the Rugby World Cup
Final as well in twenty three.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Yeah, it's not good for lane.

Speaker 4 (58:57):
I was in Wales two.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
If you have if you had have taken me with you,
if you could somehow wrangle a way to get me
across the line, maybe we might wake out.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
You take it, well, we might, let's talk.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Let's talk.

Speaker 5 (59:11):
Deans ticks it and said, quick plants some drugs on them. Yeah,
maybe I'll sneaks up. I might sneak something into the
band of your hat without you knowing about it, to
sneak it.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
So you're going over there, you're ruining our chances of
running the tea.

Speaker 17 (59:26):
All right, Well, I'm gonna have a good time. Hey,
I mean disappointing thing for me is I'm in a bed.
That state is dry. Oh it is dry, and you're
still going yeah, yeah, well there.

Speaker 4 (59:39):
We go is away. Don't worry.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
You're gonna have some terrible shakes.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
We're gonna ring.

Speaker 5 (59:45):
We'll wring them and non alcoholic and suspected terrorists Gelan
is coming your way.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
You've got to stop them.

Speaker 17 (59:52):
Well yeah, jo jury already tagged in customs in a
post and they took it very seriously. They don't know,
they did not see the joke and the whole thing.
But anyway, this weekend, as before, I mean, obviously I'll
be in the year, so I won't care what happens.
But tonight we've got Chiefs mon Versus Mina Pacifica. No
one's giving them a chance. I think a Chiefs are
a dollar one unbeckable. And then the Blues Crusaders on

(01:00:15):
Saturday night and.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
It's the return of the medium sized General and Bowden Barrett,
and I think you might find the Blues might do
a bit better there than what you think. Clip that
one up, rud Monday morning, clip it up.

Speaker 17 (01:00:30):
And then obviously the Wad's first game tonight against the
Chucks and Mess. She's running his own little watch along.
Also on that one online on the YouTube, the a
c C YouTube, The Bitch of Lounge is underway with
all the.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
Kids Jo and here's pointing fingers. He's a tolerant man.

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
I gotta go. Come on, guys, I can't sit here.

Speaker 10 (01:00:55):
I couldn't. I couldn't see it.

Speaker 17 (01:00:56):
If I said here and we won this witle cup
and I say he and watched it happen, you'd.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
Be anyway you can go with someone else, like maybe
we're a Jim Carrey mask. Was that mask that that
dude was wearing this week that looked like Jim Carrey,
just something else so that because even keps know you're going,
that's the question. Yes, yes, no, versus the problem. It
will be fine if they didn't know. But you have enticles.

(01:01:21):
Your tentacles extend into the side, and this is the.

Speaker 17 (01:01:23):
Problem, struggling to find accommodation that have to bunk with the.

Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
Lucky Ferguson said, I've got a kid. Now, you know,
you can't tell me. He's not a kid that played
in your last man's stands, damn anymore. He's got a
wife and a kid. You can't stay in.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
You're staying with the black Cats. No, I'm not.

Speaker 4 (01:01:41):
He'd beat it, but it is good, which is good.

Speaker 17 (01:01:44):
But I was just say come he's just I'm only
there for like twenty four hours.

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
Someone else said, on your couch.

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
Someone said, not come back, that's the concern.

Speaker 5 (01:01:52):
Someone else said they saw you on a suicide vest
and steer the ship had on social media, I saw
you tweet that you'd sacrificed your life for Pakistan.

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
Get out.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Well, I rung with and and good luck.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
It would be great to reverse the curse.

Speaker 17 (01:02:09):
That's give me a call six am Monday.

Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
We see where I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
At I know exactly where you'll be at.

Speaker 5 (01:02:19):
God damn if anyone works at International Airport, I'm calling
it a bomb for it right now.

Speaker 4 (01:02:25):
In the shape of.

Speaker 6 (01:02:26):
Glay, Jerry and Midnight the hold I Breakfast.

Speaker 5 (01:02:30):
Operation Gravy Train fellas we forgot to talk about it
yesterday and got off to I mean, like most things
on the show, got off to a rollicking start and
then just entirely fizzled out. Operation Gravy Train was. I
had a look around the state of the media landscape
here in New Zealand. I noticed that a big part
of being a breakfast radio jock they called them jocks,

(01:02:54):
is getting free shirts into you based off of social
media posts.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Yeah, a big difference between being a briefast radio jock
and being a day jock. We just get good to
play things from breakfast.

Speaker 5 (01:03:05):
Yeah, wallpaper radio, but we And then I had to
look at my own state of my own social media
as a thirty four year old man, I feel like
I'm the perfect age to have missed all of this stuff.
I'm too old for the Instagram era, and I'm maybe
too young to be TV shows don't really exist anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
Yeah, hold on, hold on, I would have thought you
were bang slapped straight in the middle of the Instagram generation.

Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
No, so to you, I'm young. To Zoe, I'm too old,
thirty four. It's just the worst possible right.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
To the old, you're young, And to the young year old, no,
that's a terrible zone to be.

Speaker 4 (01:03:40):
Good looking for my age.

Speaker 5 (01:03:40):
But yeah, so at an effort to launch Operation gravy Train,
which is how many Instagram followers I need to get
to to start getting free shirt sent to me. You
talked about cyclones the other day and you got a
bunch of them sent you. You're at about forty nine
years old, but also a thousand followers on Instagram, and
so you posted a video of put me on your story.

(01:04:04):
Gave me the Jeremy Wells bump. But one hundred and
twenty people follow me off to pack.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
One hundred and twenty.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
Last checked, there was one hundred and one dilimations, probably
closer to two hundred now, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:04:14):
And I thought this was great, free shit here we come.
There are going to be pr packages. I won't be
able to get across my doorstep, you know what I mean.
But it hasn't happened so far, and I think a
large part of that is because I don't know what
to post now, because in my mind, there are two
hundred people. This is the way I'm picturing it, two
hundred people sitting in the theater waiting waiting for me
to walk on stage and present a new post.

Speaker 4 (01:04:35):
And I'm paralyzed with fear.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
Really, you paralyzed with fear?

Speaker 4 (01:04:39):
What do you post? What should I post?

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
I think some shirtless content, And like I've said this before,
I think that's give the people straight away what they want.

Speaker 5 (01:04:47):
You don't think maybe like an open, earnest, honest raw
welcome to the new followers.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
Maybe, hey guys, maybe maybe expose something about yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:04:57):
Hey guys, welcome to the new page.

Speaker 5 (01:04:58):
I just thought i'd take this chance to reintroduce myself
to the new followers all two hundred of years.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
Yeah, and they maybe run them through a mental health
journey that you've been on recently.

Speaker 4 (01:05:06):
Ah.

Speaker 5 (01:05:07):
Yes, maybe invent some sort of medical crisis that I've
overcome in the in the recent past.

Speaker 10 (01:05:11):
You could do all of this shirtless, though, I think
it's got to be shirtless, yoppers, is what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
Well, have you seen what happens nowadays? Mean that you've
got the most successful content. Male content is now delivered shirtless.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
Because I know I see a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:05:26):
It seems to me ninety nine percent of the content
that's posted on Instagram is shirtless.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
Yeah, this is the this is the way to this
is the way to do it now. It's I mean,
Art Green's been doing it for some time, always posting,
doing it, always posting it shirtless content. It started for
me with following Art Green.

Speaker 4 (01:05:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
I mean he's building shirtless, he's doing shirtless workouts, he's
talking about the kids shirtless. I mean, and he's got
a lot to be impressed with. You know, it works
well for him. I think you should try that.

Speaker 4 (01:05:53):
Okay, so deploy the yoppers. It's the first instance.

Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
Deploy deploy the yoppers.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
I don't feel comfortable to deploy the yoppers on a
mental health JUNI I think it's safe.

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
Maybe something involving most of.

Speaker 4 (01:06:03):
Your cat, my emotional support cat.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
Yeah, just go cat Yopper's shirtless mental health can't go wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
Jerry and Maniah we hatched the radio show from six
two ten weekdays the Hdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Just comes and roses and that's this morning, and she
comes and roses playing Eden Park Thursday, the seventeenth of
December twenty twenty six.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
Well saw them at Eden Park a couple of years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
Well had the pleasure of going all the way down
to the front.

Speaker 9 (01:06:30):
Actually it went all the way. I went all the way.
I slash sweat on you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
No, but boy did I get close to Axel. I
could see his botox. Actually from where I was, I
was up.

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
I don't really notice that stuff, but I suppose when
you've had heaps of it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
I was in the corporate hospital being being corporately hospitalized,
and that was that was wonderful out there, some fantastic
hospitalization going on.

Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
Put in the corporate coma.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
And we'd got down to the CEO next Saunterer of
Eden Park that we would actually Matt Heath and I
would love to be down the front. And next thing
you know, we next one I had arrived. He took
us through the back alleys of eden Park. We were
swiping into some some really weird parts were we were
in the bows where nobody goes. And then we popped

(01:07:24):
up and we were right at the front, maybe five
meters away from guns and roses. It was amazing for
the Encore.

Speaker 4 (01:07:31):
Yeah, right, do you want more cook and rule with
the book.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
Than quite something. I can't imagine that will ever happen again,
but that's pretty exciting. Guns and Roads at Eden Park,
seventeenth of December.

Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
Didn't it? Wouldn't it be great? Jesez you'd talk about
it heaps on your radio show.

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
I certainly would. I certainly would.

Speaker 4 (01:07:46):
I can see what's going on here.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
I'm looking out in the office at the moment, and
it's that classic situation. There's about six bowls of for
Joe's turned up.

Speaker 4 (01:07:55):
Yes, there's some. There's some culprits in our office.

Speaker 5 (01:07:58):
You watch and I don't want to point fingers or names,
but Greg Prebble, he's he's a goody for this Gelane
you're bringing Gelane will bring in a Fijo.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
Both of them spend a lot of time in Hamilton
Spiritual Home in New Zealand. Of the of the Fiji.
Of the tree Cinner, Yeah, you're also known as the Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:08:16):
Also known as the tree Canner, the Kenner Baron, not
just the not just the calp forest issue. They are
often happening on land as well. Now with the tree Cinner,
I again, the fruit itself fine as you just we've
discussed off here, ruted there hazard. They're a slip hazard.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Man.

Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
If you had to design a fruit to trip over on,
it would be the tree cinner because it's it's got
a hard outer shell and then once you stand on
it and it cracks and then it slips on itself
and you you'll do your ac Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
But ruder here, executive ruder can slip on himself without
any fruit underneath.

Speaker 10 (01:08:48):
And let's be honest, to be fair in my defense,
the particular feed incident I'm thinking of the Fiji was
actually the neighbours one which their tree hung over the
fence and all of the fruit ended up.

Speaker 4 (01:08:58):
On our side. War sort of stuff. Yeah, and unfought
tripped over a tree kinner from my neighbor.

Speaker 10 (01:09:04):
Unfortunately it was buried in the long grass. When I
was mowing the lawns. I didn't see it in there.
I stood on it and I was pushing the most
slightly uphill and I pushed the mower and my my
foot went on the tree conner, absolutely split it and
then I fell on my face in the mud.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
It could have been worse. You could have slipped underneath
the mower.

Speaker 10 (01:09:22):
Yeah, done that too, wouldn't surprise you.

Speaker 4 (01:09:24):
Well, you've done that.

Speaker 10 (01:09:25):
Your stupid hair, my stupid hand got caught under the mowent.

Speaker 4 (01:09:29):
Hands, How did your hand?

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
I need to know your hands? How did your hand
get caught under?

Speaker 6 (01:09:34):
It?

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
Should not You shouldn't have your hand anywhere near the
bottom of a lawn mark. Well.

Speaker 10 (01:09:38):
Sometimes, for instance, in a particular house I'm thinking of,
there was some flax and it went over some flo I.

Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
Don't want to turn that off?

Speaker 10 (01:09:46):
Yeah, Well, and you just over and you know, sometimes
you're not thinking through the process of Okay, so I'm
going to turn the mower off. I'm going to turn
it over. It's going to stop.

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
Thinking through that process at all times.

Speaker 10 (01:09:57):
Unfortunately, sometimes I'm quite an mower and be like, I
got to get this done. Unfortunately I didn't turn the
mora off properly and it was still moving around.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
What Jesus christ Man, are you surprised by the story? Yes,
that surprises me. With you a lawnlower blade.

Speaker 10 (01:10:15):
Yeah, I mean it was slowing down, but took the
top off.

Speaker 5 (01:10:19):
And you're pretty quick too, You've got quick. Briefly you're
going to just snatched that flax out of there.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
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