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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
The best way to catch up on what you missed
The Hurdarcky Breakfast Radio Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Welcome belong to the Hurdarcky Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
It's Friday the twenty seventh and February twenty twenty six.
I have to have a good look at that.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Yes, it is good morning to you, Jerry, Good morning
news in the morning.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Ruder morning mate, how do you go?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Good? Thank you mate? And morning out in the studio
b Big Sandy's because.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Of course you're not Zoe.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
You're not Zoe. Zoey done a krasher this morning. She's
gone down for electric ab If you see her floating
around on a puff of puffa jacket, so gutin tug.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah, puffa jacket. Probably neverka one piece should be wearing
ski pants, ski boots are some kind of beanie ye
and maybe ems as well. Actually she'd have to freezing
down there. But it's good to see a woman and
woman on the phone. Still, that's important on this show.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
As a rule.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah, we keep females behind the glass in another.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Room underneath the glass ceiling. It really feels like a Friday,
or Kate's out in the office as well Tony's and
the whole team is by about five point thirty. So
either something's gone drastically wrong out of the office or
I don't know, the bode's wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yeah, that was wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Expect every member of the Radio Hedachi ten to be
at a pub near the Auckland CBD by lunchtime. I
don't think that's why they've done that, but I just
know how this goes. Start, early, finish. That's right, that's
the way that it goes.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Hey, we predicted up next minute to talk about something
involving robot vacuum cleaners that we predicted on this very show.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
We don't report on the news, we are the news.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Twelve months ago we talked about this potentially happening, and
it's happened.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
Jerry and Mini the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Now we predicted this a while back, and it's happened.
It's happened. A French programmer unwittingly gained remote access to
seven thousand robot vacuums. So we said last year on
this very show.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
We're doing our French program a bit.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
We didn't know that a French program was going to
unwittingly gain remote access to the robot vacuums. But it
turns out it has happened. But we did say what
happens if someone does end up controlling some of these vacuums?
Can they be called in like some kind of robot
vacuum army by the Chinese? So he tried to move

(02:21):
his own cleaner around with a PlayStation control, and this happened.

Speaker 6 (02:24):
Sammy Astafall is a software engineer and wanted to connect
his Dji Romo vacuum to his PlayStation, which would allow
him to steer the device and access its cameras. He
used an AI assistant to rewrite the code, but instead
of linking up with just his device, he found he
had access to more than seven thousand vacuums.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
So all in the neighborhood, every single vacuum. What I
don't understand is these robot vacuum cletters. The whole point
of a robot vacuum cleaner, right is that you don't
have to do the vacuuming yourself. Is that it just
comes out and does it itself and you don't have
to think about it, which freeze you up, presumably to
play PlayStation. Why then would you want to connect your
PlayStation controller to your vacuum. Wow, just picked the basket

(03:09):
up at that point.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah, he's clearly a nerd. Yeah right, who's into that
sort of stuff?

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Because I'm looking for at all times to do list
and he's not managed to achieve that. But this is
the kind of thing that happens all the time. I
was away last year and my missus was at home
by herself, and at about three o'clock at night, she
woke up to loud music blearing in our lounge, and

(03:34):
so she went downstairs. She was so confused middle of
the night of three am sort of stuff, and she
couldn't figure it out. What had happened was our neighbor
had come home and somehow peered to our ui boom,
which is thought underneath the couch and the lounge. Yeah,
and so she was.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Just like, what the hell, Well that could be problematic. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
What she thought initially was that I had come home
drunken and I connected because that has also had it
because we're gonnatooth speaker in the bathroom, which, as the
crow flies, is about two feet away from her head,
but there's a wall in between one night I came
home and I was like, I'm going to be very
respectful here. I will put Queens of the Stone Age on,
but I'll put my noise canceling headphones in my ears.

(04:13):
I'll finish in my left over dinner, and I'll blasted
it at Queen's the Stone Age. And I could hear
it faintly in the background, and so I turned it.
I maxed the volleyback and I was like, I can't
it's so quiet. Then I took the headphones. I was like,
oh god, and it was blasting out of the bathroom speaker.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Well tragic for Jiff, but could have been so much
worse than I Well, thank god, you're just listening to Queens.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Of the Stone Age, as opposed to what watching Queens
of the Stone Ache.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
If you're watching Queens of the Stone Age, things could
have been worth So in the situation, this guy from
this French programmer, so here the seven thousand robot vacuum cleaners,
and he actually could see what each one was doing,
and the floor planned for the house and a live
stream for it. He could see the cameras like that,
you could see what was going on in these houses.
So in other words, at any stuff. The company who runs.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
This, Yeah, these vacuums could be looking at it. Yeah,
watching it in your house. That's everyone's worst nightmare. I
also just reading between the lines here, because it does
make sense to me why you would try and connect
to your PlayStation controller to your vacuum. No, unless you're
trying to sit into your neighbor's house and you know
that you can see through, because because how does how
can he see through the cameras? So he's obviously got

(05:25):
a screen set up, so he knows that they've got cameras.
I reckon there's a little bit more to this.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Well, yes, I mean he used to work in cybersecurity,
and he said, now that he's seen what he saw
from those seven thousand vacuum cleaners, he's covered up his camera.

Speaker 7 (05:40):
This might sound really, really stupid, but I always assumed
that those vacuums had some form of sensor on it,
not some form of camera that looked where it was going.
I thought it was a sensor kind of like the
robot robot mos outside that know off a GPS what's
going on, And I just assumed that it had I
didn't realize they had cameras.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Yeah, I reckon that. It's why he's connected todays. And
his wife knows what kind of man he is, that's
why she's covered up her camera.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
So I won't be buying a Dji robot vacuum cleaner
a Chinese manufacturer.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
No response from them yet, although I do have a
PlayStation controller if he does want.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
To try it.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
Jerry Mni the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
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so get a manks.

Speaker 8 (06:27):
The history of yesterday, Today, tomorrow, t nowell.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Today is the twenty seventh of February twenty twenty six,
and on this day in nineteen fifty one, our troops
were deployed and the Waterfront dispute. The Waterfront dispute, I
hear you asking, what is it? Of nineteen fifty one
is the biggest industrial confrontation in New Zealand's history, although
it was not as violent as the Great Strike of
nineteen thirteen.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Who can forget that?

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Who could? Great Strike at thirteen very violent, which lasted
for five months from February to July, and evolved more workers.
At its peak, twenty two thousand waterside workers or wharfies.
You may know the mess I think that's number thirteen
on the list of words, and I'd allowed to say wharfies. Yeah,
wharfies and other Unionists were off the job. Sid Holland's
national government declared a state of emergency on the twenty

(07:13):
oneth of February, warning that New Zealand was at war. Yeah,
so then he sent them some troops.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
But twenty two amazing me, twenty two thousand people worked
on the ports of New Zealand at one stage. Yeah,
like that's a lot of people. I suppose they didn't
have grains. Not the same kind of card going to lift.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Them all offt by hand. On the twenty seventh, troops
were sent in to the Auckland and Wellington Wolves to
load and unload ships. Emergency regulations and post strict censorship
gave for these sweeping powers of search and rest made
it an offense for citizens to assist strikers, even giving
food to their children as outline.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Wow, that's quite full on. Yeah, okay, so there's a
family because one hundred and fifty one days in the inn,
wasn't it.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah, one hundred and fifty one.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Days and you're working and yeah, union says, right, you
got to go on strike. I mean there were people
inside of the who worked on the wharf who didn't
want to do it, and they had to because that
was what the union said.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
But one hundred and fifty one days without pay. Yeah,
Well the people that wanted to break the strike were
denounced by unionists as scabs. Yeah, that's what they called them.
To call them scabs.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
If you had like seven or eight kids, because ninety
fifty one there would have been some big families around
ye had your had like let's just say you had
five kids.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Yeah, man, brutal. My granddad did the same thing, and
probably like the seventies, the freezing works, they had to
go on strike as well. But then what's the other
You know, if you don't go on strike, then you're
just going to continually get underpaid and over work. You know,
you get a fight for your right.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Yeah, said Holland, though hardcore from old third Yeah, they're
just well sitting in the troops, Bagger is.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Well, if you guys are going to do it, was
in the army and they can unload the ship. Yeah
about that. So in the end, I've put a photo
of a certificate that was gifted to the warfies who
held out New Zealand Waterside Workers Union Waterfront Lockout fifty one.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
So there was a certificate that said stood loyal right through.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
That's what they got for their efforts. The Napier branch,
this one for one hundred and fifty one days, stood
right through. It's like, yeah, we all severely malnourished, but
dad got this little certificate certificate and look it sits
up on the wall, and that shows we weren't scared.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Can you eat it?

Speaker 1 (09:17):
You eat the certificate? No, I suppose you probably heard
there's some nutritional value in that. You're hungry enough you
can eat just about anything. Born on this date. Elizabeth
Taylor nineteen thirty two or two thousand and eleven, Gone
too Soon, actress who married eight times, married too often
to seven different husbands. She famously married actor Richard Burton twice.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Yeah, that's right, married one person twice. That is of yourariness.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
So we look at okay, so let's say eight times.
Let's say she does it on the cheap. She gets
away with a ten thousand dollars wedding. That's eighty thousand
dollars over her lifetime. Ye's been on it.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
I feel like she's spent a lot more than that. Yeah,
I feel like that was just it's nothing. She would
have been happy to get away with that ridiculous. But
also this, like the six and seventh husband, what's he thinking?
I mean, you're going this is going to go seriously,
And I mean when she came back to Richard Burton.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
The first five just worn't quite right. But len her,
it's gonna work. She shares a birthday with Peter Andre
fifty three today pop singer who once ate so many
bananas that he ended up in hospital with potassium poisoning.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Famously did it was only like one hundred sit ups
a day or something, but at the time he was
the first of the singers to really take his shirt off.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah, first person there, first six pack I think I
ever saw.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Yeah, first the first six pack of music where people said,
oh wow, that sounds amazing because of that sex pack.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Yeah, that's right. Well, it just helps control the diaphragm,
doesn't it. And that is the history of you today, today, tomorrow, tomorrow,
well Friday the twenty seventh of February twenty sixth, and.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Here is Peter Andre with My Hero Singing It under
a Waterfall with Davey Grahl.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
Jerry and The Night the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Obviously it's twenty twenty six now the tabloid sort of
newspaper format, at least in a hard shell copy, has
fallen by the wayside, so I have to turn to
things like the Media Insider on the New Zealand Herald
for my tat for my you know, to help you,
gossip help you. The latest gossip is that TV and
z's latest ploy is they're going to bring back a

(11:23):
version of a New Zealand version of Tipping Point.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Tipping Points that show, isn't it where it looks like
it looks like something that you might see at sky
City Casino.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Or time Zone with yeah, with coins and.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
There's a giant machine and the little coins get pushed
off by a machine they like counters.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
That they got the bigger coins on there, drop zon
one please, and then they drop it in there. I'll
tell you what. The oldies love it.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
It's so slow.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
They froth the show. They froth a little bit of it.
So yeah, So apparently there's a plan for a New
Zealand one coming through, and I just scrolling through there,
right down the botto. It is surely the list of
potential top names for hosts would be Simon Barnett, absolutely,
Tony Street. Yes, Jeremy Wells. Me, Jeremy Wells. How do

(12:12):
you answer allegations you're going to be hosting Tipping for him?

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Is certainly the first I've heard of it, And that's
the first I've even heard that t was point.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Goddamn, it must be you know what, It'll be that
bloody Tony Street. That's why they've got the flesh coffee
over at coast. We have to keep guarding still.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Yeah, no, I can confirm there has been no approach
made by anybody at TV INS. As I said, I
didn't even know the show was going on. Simon Barnett,
now he would be a good host for Tipping point,
I would say that he hasn't hosted a TV show since.
I'm gonna say Face the Music with Dwayne Franks, Dwayne

(12:50):
the Rock Franks, Dwayne Franks who ran into a bit
of trouble. I believe, Yeah, he ran into some trouble.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
What do you to connect this PlayStation controller to his neighbors?

Speaker 4 (13:02):
Pretty much.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
It's not for an here. Oh okay, okay, we should
play Nancy Good telling what's going on? Yeah, all right,
so you deny allegations you're going to be hosting the
New Zealand Tipping Point. I'll tell you what. There is
also a poll underneath that for who would you like
to see hosting it? Jeremy Wells, a Niica Moore, Hillary Barry,
Mike Hosking, Brody Kane, Many McLain, Simon Barnett, Tony Street.

(13:25):
I'm going to click Jeremy Wells. You are second on
fifteen percent my votes. Just Bob jumped fifteen, Mike Hosking
is third, and Simon Barnett is the clear favorite. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
I mean i'd go personally if I was if I
was putting that show together, I'd go Barney, wouldn't you.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
I'm just because someone else, someone else depends what they're
paying I suppose, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, Jerry and Manaia the hod Ack you breakfast.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
It's not quite six, No, they're at a six thirty
on had a key breakfast time for you. Later sports
headlines thanks to export to the be for here, the
tour Blacks have beaten the Philippines sixty nine sixty six
and a thriller in Manila to earn a first win
in the second window of basketball's World Cup qualifiers.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Great. I love when they're really confusing second window first win.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Yeah. Max Darling top score with eleven points and Sam
Meninger sank ten and secured fourteen rebounds.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
They's been excellent, Sam Maninger for the for the Breakers
this season and for the Mums, and for the Mums
this season.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Yeah. The tour Blacks head to Guam for the next
match on Sunday for.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Ten points here and wells if I presented you with
a map, could you point to Guam? Yes? Do you
think you did? Well?

Speaker 3 (14:42):
It's so small. It's an island, obviously, m and it's
in it's in I guess you call it Micronesia. Oh okay,
but I kind of know where. It's sort of as
around the it's north of the Philippines.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Right, I could not point to Guam.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
It's basically a military base for the Americans.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
Hence why they're so good at basketball. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
Christ Church amateur golfer Yuki Mia has welcomed to assistance
from rain affected first round of the New Zealand Open
at Melbrook. He's in second at six hunder path through
thirteen holes, trailing Clubhouse leader Matthias Sanchez of Australia by
a shot. Organizers are aiming to start the second round
at ninety Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Did you see any of the coverage from yesterday? Yes, soggy.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Not a good day to be a camera operator.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
No, terrible day.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
So when they follow the ball up and through the sky,
by the time it lands, is just so much rain
on the lens.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yeah, it's hard enough to do that job. That's a
really hard thing to do. Yeah, in terms of camera operation.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Isn't it like a two man thing where one guy
tracks at the other one zooms.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Yeah, So what happens is the camera operator tracks it
kind of what gets the vibe of where it normally
goes sort of here. Yeah, they don't actually know. And
then there's another person in the truck and they're operating
the gain, so they do the aperture and so that
control it. They can see the ball where you can't
control their aperture and the trajectory at the same time.

(16:03):
It's impossible.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Yeah, must cost it am in the league too, Yeah,
there's so many cameras.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Yeah, and super Sorry and South Africa have guaranteed a
semi final spot at the T twenty World Cup with
a Super eight match to play after beating the West
Indies by nine wits. Meanwhile, India have defeated Zimbabwe by
seventy two runs to set up a virtual call a
final clash against the Windows on Monday morning. The winner
will advance to the Semis. The black Caps will look

(16:29):
to see their semi final spot overnight. If they beat England,
they're going to advance to the last four, but.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Even if they lose, they're pretty much threw anyway out there.

Speaker 7 (16:38):
Well, if New Zealand should lose to Night, which of
course they won't. Sri Lanka played Pakistan overnight on the
weekend and Pakistan have to give Sri Lanka a real hiding.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
They have to pull their pants down and absolutely spank
their little body.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Which they can't do if they bat second. So basically
it's going to rely on a coin toss for them.
But even if they win the coin toss, they still
need to spank them. But if they lose the coin toss,
then we won.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
It sounds like the kind of thing that we might
end up on the wrong side. It does, and then
we're just smell of that, I know.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
And then it goes to whether you beat them and
pool play and their nit run rate, and then how
many left handers that eat with a fork in their
right hand?

Speaker 5 (17:23):
Jerry and the hot I key breakfast?

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Did you see Wellington? Me Andrew friend of the show?
Friend show call the show? Will we call them from
well well the show.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Let's let's start from friend of the show. Then let's
read through this article and then let's re evaluate at
the end of it.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Okay, Wellington mayor and friend of the show Andrew Little
has said that he.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Is in good healthy Okay, so far, you can be
a friend of the show if you're in good health.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
So far, after taking a swim to prove the safety
of Wellington's beaches.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
I saw this other day.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
So he went for a dip and board shorts and
can I just say, actually is a friend of the show.
He was wearing a rash top. Okay, and I'm not
sure if you can be a friend of the show
and wear a rash shop. I think you can listen
to the show, will take We'll take listeners, yeah, of
any type, Okay, But to be a friend of the show.
I don't think you can wear a rashal.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Well, if you wear a rashtop, if you remember the
rash top community, what the station should you listen to?
Should you go to coast? I reckon, zib I reckon? Well?

Speaker 3 (18:27):
Look, I think if you're a curd, I think anybody
under the age of sixteen, that's fine, it's fine. We're
a rash shit all. As soon as you get over sixteen,
you should not be seen on a beach by the
rash shirit.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
What if you're a surfing What if you're a little
bit chubby and a little bit ashamed of Hey, today's juggle.
When you're in order, then can you wear a rat show? Okay?
What about if you are surfing for like, you know,
a few hours and you just want to wear boards
here nipples don't rub against the no problem with that.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
You wear you can wear a ras shit. If you're
surfing or boogie boarding yea as some people like to
call it, then there's no problem with wearing a rashit.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Okay, it makes sense you have to wear something because
rash What if you're pulling off a vicious hellhoock at
your local Brazilian jiu jitsu gym. Are you allowed to
wear a rash vest then?

Speaker 3 (19:15):
I suppose. But if you're just on the beach hanging
out with your family, and if you're wearing a rash
shirt as an adult, you need to have a good
hard look at yourself. If you're a mere going for
a swim to prove that there's no poos in the water.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Then are you allowed to wear no? God damn it.
What if you're my What if you're my Fijian tour
guide on a snorkeling excursion who swears that there are
no sea lice in the part of the sea that
you're going to, Yet you show up in a full
ankle to risk rash guard. Are you allowed to do that?

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Very specific?

Speaker 1 (19:47):
He goes, usually this time of year, there isn't sea
lice in this part of the water, Is that right, Clayton,
because you're wearing full head to toe protection.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
So friend of the former friend of the show, Andrew Level,
when for a dip he did put his head under.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Yeah, nobody surfing, no way, wave swim big enough there
for him. But I think what was the point in there? Well,
it was a pr start to say, look, look, the
water's fired there's nothing wrong with the water here. I'll
go swim there. But my only issue I can kind
of see where he's coming from because he just doesn't
want there to be photos all over the internet of

(20:23):
him pookho out. I could kind of understand that he's
running an okay, Rick, he was running. He's running.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
There's nothing wrong with that, Rick. But the other thing is,
what so you're proving to people that they can go
for a swimming there. But if anyone saw the footage
then it looked brown and disgusting, like nobody would want
to swim in there. Even if there wasn't sorage in there,
it looked gross.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Well, and if you can scroll down in your dock
a little bit there, Jerry, there is a screen grab
from that video. What is that on his head?

Speaker 3 (20:52):
Oh that's I suppose he's got a bit of poos.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
On his head. Yeah. The Herald reckons it was a
piece of seaweed.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Yeah, one person seaweeds and other persons poose.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
You've always said that it's a weird let form a
fruit of the show and a little RAS shirt no
longer no longer.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Friend, Jeremy Wells and the nice to it. The Hodarchy breakfast.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
You were a RAS shirt, don't you?

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Ruder?

Speaker 7 (21:18):
I was about to interrupt you during that last break
because you said, obviously, listeners of the show, you don't
want them.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
To wear a rash shirt, but.

Speaker 7 (21:26):
Occasional occasional rash shirt wearers. For instance, if I'm out
in the sun for a long period of time, because
I would otherwise have to absolutely leathers white, slightly chubby body,
slightly chubby body in sunscreen and put on some sunscreen. Well,
but there's lots of spots I can't reach. And do

(21:46):
you think if you if your mind, friends and family,
do you want to rub that stuff all over me?

Speaker 3 (21:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (21:51):
No, I wouldn't do it if I was my wife.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
She's she's done worse. Let's be honest.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
It might be the worst thing.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
She's a We've got two children, Manaiah, two beautiful.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Children, so she's definitely done it. Coming up, turn off
already station.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Going unlock Guy. He joins us on the show to
talk about the Warriors some.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Late a late resurgence in the off field scandal. There's
been three of them in the last of like seventy
two hours. I would like him to rank them a
bit of a power ranking up after seven.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
And Scott Rice, who's in charge of the ZI Money Champs,
joins us. Before I had a.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Lot of money off season scandals as well. I'd like
to talk to him about those.

Speaker 5 (22:33):
Jerry and Mania the Darchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Jerry and Mania joined the complay the Hodaki Breakfast discussion
group on Facebook for.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
More Welcome along to the Hierarchy Breakfast Friday, the twenty seventh,
February twenty twenty.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Sex's clearing my throat because I've got a lot of
broadcasting doing the next hour, fellas, we've got another opportunity
for you to get in the drawer to come with
us in the wellness retreat. There was some more off
here administration being done by Jeremy Wells, then out in
the office around some of the activities that we'll be
doing over there. You were just trying to love of
the expectation on how much yoga we're going to be

(23:08):
doing well full day retreats. Probably a little bit too much.
Kate was keen for us to do some early morning yoga.
It's a bit of sunrise sort of areas.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
And I said, look, nothing more than half an hour. Yeah,
And then we worked out maybe just fifteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Yeah, and that there's actually a form of yoga where
you don't do anything in yoga. Yeah, what is that
us to lie down?

Speaker 3 (23:28):
You lie down? It's meditative yoga.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Yeah, right on a beach. Yeah, you lie down and
breathe and have a little bit of a snooz. Sounds
like a great hangover cure to me.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Yeah, no, I think it's a good way to go.
But yeah, we're working out a few restaurants and then
some maybe some cold plunges there, maybe some breath workshop,
maybe a bit of golf.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Under too, a few ice cold beers, lots of drinking.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
So we'll be putting some more people in the drawer
this hour actually, and then drawing out the second person
who's going to be coming with us on our wellness
treat to Barron Bay thanks to New Zealand. Grab seat.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
What's it's academic and it's fifty dollars. Bunny about it
this morning?

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Who gave away one hundred and fifty years today we.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Did so fifty dollars to give away at about seven
fifty and Scott Rice joins us at about seven forty.
He is from the z Monu Champs which is I
think is that going down this weekend?

Speaker 7 (24:17):
So this two Yeah, there's two qualifiers won this weekend,
one next weekend and then the final on the fourteenth.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Down to the pointy end there him about that.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
I think they're having it just off the southern coast
of Wellington. Yet it right after the Friend.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Of the Show Andrew Little did his dip yesterday that
in fact there's a miss PR opportunity. He should have
done the regional qualifiers for the money Champs. He should
have moneyed. Yeah, somewhere, will you accept the rash best
if you're going to monu to stop the slapping on
your back?

Speaker 9 (24:43):
Yeah, okay, I will Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
So the twenty twenty six NURL season kicks off on
Sunday with two games in Vegas, the Nights versus the
Cowboys and the Bulldogs are playing the Dragons Worries. First
game is next Friday night at Mount Smart against the Roosters.
But the biggest story about the was this week was
the departure of co captain Mitch Barnett. And to talk

(25:10):
us through all of this, number one fan of the
Warriors Friend of the Show doesn't wear a rash best,
Die Henwood, Morning, Die, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 10 (25:17):
Oh good morning. Why would you wear a rash best
when there's vassaline to rub all over yourself?

Speaker 11 (25:24):
There?

Speaker 10 (25:24):
So you there're so you live this, Mitch Barnett News
caught me a bit flat footed, to be honest, I
just finished rewatching the twenty twenty five season, and there
was a blinder, to be honest, even though he didn't
quite reach the height sweet like, and I thought Mitch
was locked in. He was going to be our long

(25:44):
term guy. He'd sort of he had been middling his
way at nights. He came to the Warriors and he
and he found his voice as a captain. But he's
got personal circumstances. I think it's around some medical care
for a family member or something for you can't regauge
him going home, and it's just to wonder what's gonna
happen in the future.

Speaker 6 (26:05):
Now.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Yeah, because I saw that Cam George is the boss
of the Warriors. He said, we're gonna let him out
of his you know, gonna let him go back over there,
obviously for the personal reasons you mentioned, but we want
something back in return. So if he ends up at
one of those clubs. What kind of player would we
want back die?

Speaker 10 (26:21):
Well, if he ends up in Sydney and he goes
somewhere like the Roosters, who I could see him fitting
in quite well. I'd like a Nafar Hu White, he
would be. He's sort of halfway between the Mitch Barnett
and Adam Vanoua Blake who we lost. I mean, look
look what happened last time. We lost Adam vanua Blake
and out of nowhere picked up James fish Haras. However,

(26:45):
I am thinking that we might just lean on some
of our young stocks that are coming through with you,
you know, because we've got Jacks and Ford and we've
got demitri Va mong and stuff, and then we might
look to spend some money maybe in the and spark
up the back line.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Yeah, I mean, would it be the craziest because Zach
Lomax is one of the one of the better wingers
in the competition. He least allegedly for Rugby three sixty.
That thing didn't eventuate, so now he's in a legal
battle to come back into the NRL. Would it be
the craziest thing to try and trade much bonny for
him we'd have him.

Speaker 10 (27:18):
Yeah, Oh yeah, he's got a bit of Sam Tompkins
written all over him. For me, I don't think he'd
be a good signing. You know, he'd be. He'd be
your guy getting in trouble down the down the viaduct,
causing a bit of a ruckus down when quarter. He's
one of those types. So now I'd rather see a

(27:38):
staunch forward or you know, I'm still struggling a bit
with our halves. But everyone who's looking forward to the
Warriors season, it's gonna be could be a shaky start
because we haven't got our halves locked in. Luke Metcalf
doesn't come back till about round seven, will take him
three weeks probably to bed in. I just I'm a

(28:03):
nervous man going into this season.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Gang. Yeah, although I am hearing it so you it's
the off season has been relatively scandal free, or at
least it had been up until probably the last sort
of seventy two hours or so.

Speaker 8 (28:15):
Die.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
I know, we're in multiple group chats where these sorts
of things are starting to fly around ranked these off
season scandals. Terrill Mays downstairs, leak the Salty Shark, come Cowboy,
Chad Townsend collapsing on his flight to Vegas, or Todd
Carney welcoming his new baby King Darryl Canney.

Speaker 10 (28:33):
Look, Todd Carney is an absolute legend. Okay, you know,
he's the Bubbler. He's a man who He's a man
who drove away from a police checkpoint then jumped out
of his car and hidden a bush while all the
cops were watching him. And they just videoed this bush
shaking and giggling and pulled Todd Carney out of it.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
So he.

Speaker 10 (28:59):
Having a beautiful baby is a wonderful thing. I think
Terrell May's downstairs leak is the worst. Poor Chady Townsend
passing out on a plane to Vegas. That sounds like
a bit of a shambles that have gone number two.
And the least dodgy is our man, the Bubbler, Todd Carney.
And hey waity, the scandals Bulldogs fans are just landing

(29:22):
in Vegas right now, So prepare yourself.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
I know you've gone deep into the reddit threads over
the last wee while you're always deepen the reddit threads.
What are you reading at the moment?

Speaker 10 (29:33):
Di, Well, what I'm reading is there's a lot of
quiet confidence for the Warriors. That's what I'm reading. There's
a lot of there's a lot of assi's who are
actually going now the Warriors because we're very under the
radar this year, because we are missing Luke Metcalf and
Mitch Barnette at the beginning, people are a bit thinking

(29:54):
that we're just going to plod along, we're not going
to make the eight. And then there's the Aussie rusted
on fans saying now the Warriors are the Warriors are
doing it at the moment. But I'm actually been spending
a lot of my red at time recently under my
Bangladeshi pseudonym to skid them inside word on the cricket.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Die hem with thank you so much for your time
this morning. Appreciate it as.

Speaker 10 (30:17):
Always always a pleasure of a beautiful Friday.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
See you die, I see Xtre from Lee on three
for three. County's first child is called Lion, so he's
got Lion and.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
All right, okay, joke.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
I mean it's like having a Star and Wars.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Jerry and the Naya the hurdacky breakfast.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Breakfast time your latest sport headlines. Thanks to export to
the tall Blacks Tall.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
I've I've always had an issue with the way that
we name our teams in this country because ever since
the All Blacks, which by the way, was a typo
where there was a newspaper I think in the United
Kingdom that said that the team played like they were
all backs, and back in the day the printing press
was a little glitch and it looked like they'd put
an L through. They called them the all Blacks, and

(31:11):
then they were all blacks ever since they all wore black.
Now the problem is we've then named every other team
off the back of that. Two big problems here. One
is you can never remember what each team's called, Like,
are these the white, silver, fern, black, blah blah blah?
You can't remember. The second problem is when we send
our basketball teams to play against, oh, I don't know,

(31:32):
the United States of America, and they say, who are
we playing up next? Oh, You're playing the Tall Blacks,
And then they show up to the game and they
go neither of those things. I just think maybe we need.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
Black.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Of all of the all of the team names we've
got in this country, I think that one probably needs.
You don't think they all whites. Well, yeah, I mean
they are all of them. Should that be something that
we should promote exactly? This is the problem. I think
we should hold a referendum on that.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
The tour Blacks, I'm going to call them the New
Zealand basketball team. The New Zealand basketball team have earned
a first win in the second window of Basketball's World
Cup qualifies benning the Philippines sixty nine sixty six and
Manila sam and Enger something for the mums, seeing ten
points and secured.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Fourteen rebounds, something for the mum's meninger.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
New Zealand had two basketball powerhouse Guam for their next
match on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Jerry sent them over some directions. His only man who
knows with Guamas, just go north.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
I head north from Philippines. A second rugby retirement for
black fern Porsha Woodman Whitcliff after New Zealand's third at
last year's World Cup. With other black ferns. Yes, the
other black fans.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Which you can't get, can you.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
There is no thing as a black fern, well unless
you painted green ferns.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
The silver there's green, there's silver ferns. Hey, this is
the thing. I don't mind the Silver Ferns. It's just
the holday, it's all a bit of a street, the.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
Black fans from the All Blacks, the Ferns from the
netball team.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Yeah to the fifteen text about the badminton saying we're
not going to go there and all kind of sees that.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Michael Wald has addressed some of the comments he made
before the five eight League football trouncing of the Phoenix
and Wellington. In a Skysport Primo video, the goalkeeper declared
he wouldn't sign any of the opposition stadium's too big
for their arrivals and that the Black Knights had achieved
more more in eighteen months than the Phoenix had eighteen years.

Speaker 12 (33:30):
I probably felt the pressure that I needed to perform,
you know, And obviously winning five nol was a massive
game for us, and I guess I didn't have to
eat my words after the game, you know, but I
probably wouldn't have said those same things again.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Man, I feel so bad for Phoenix fat You know
how we talked about the other day they were going
to go down the train station and give away tickets.
Of course, the News Center camera crew down there and
I watched it was heartbreaking it was heartbreaking, I don't
want to say. And then they interviewed some of the
guys there as well, and they were like.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
Well, yeah, how many people took at the ticket?

Speaker 1 (34:02):
I don't know they glossed over that part, but I
honestly it's awful. I said before, I did an internship
at an radio station down in Wellington and I was
sent out to give out flyers outside that train station
and that was so destroying for me. And I hadn't
just had my pants pulled down five nilo on National
TV and the sixth consecutive lost to a cross city rubles.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Well, you come out of there as well, out of
that train station.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Just want to get to where you're going. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Oftentimes there's a howling northerly whipping through.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
There, and then this guy all of a sudden ambushes
you and goes, hey, do you want to come watch
my soccer game? I don't know how you guys going,
good man.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
You can take your shirt off, whip it around your head.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
It will be fourteen degrees broll be howling nor so
isterly you love it.

Speaker 5 (34:47):
Seats everywhere Jerry and Mini the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
So you may have seen this over the last few
days a custom built seven meter platform.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Seven meters is a long way up.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
It's being completed above the waters of the Auckland Viadact
Harbor today. It's for the z Manu World Champs in
the City of Sales. Two qualifying weekends, then the Grand
Final on March fourteen.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Yeah, that's right, and a celebrity guest bomber spot as
well up for grabs if you want it. Jerry is there, Yeah, yep.
You can chuck your rash best on and go down there,
throw a bomb off there. We're just getting Scott Rice
up now from the zed Money World Champs, who I
believe is down there at the waterfront setting this thing

(35:35):
up at the moment. As you said, seven meters to
the highest diving board. Just last year I saw Petty
Whipper jump off the top of the framework which is
about ten eleven meters up of the air. Yeah, that's
one sanctioned.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
That's impressive. And this has been the first ever z
Marnu World Champs that's gone into Australia as well to
the Goldie and Scott Rice joins us now he's the
event organizer. Good a Scott, thanks for your time. How
did the Gold Coast part go?

Speaker 11 (36:01):
Morning Team? Yeah? Amazing great to have the first one
in Australia in the a Key we spiritual home really
the Gold Coast and a lot a lot of those
mozzies coming out to show what they're worse and we
ran it with the Comwealth Games were at the Southport
Gold Coast Aquatics Center, so amazing day, beautiful weather, just
the typical you know, lots of key ossies out there

(36:23):
sort of enjoying their time doing some bombs.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Yeah. Now was that an indoor one because we talked
to one of the competitors a few weeks ago and
he talked about the difference between salt water and pool
water and that that made a massive difference to the
type of money you could do.

Speaker 11 (36:39):
Yeah, this one was an outdoor pool, so chlorinated water
I guess. But man, that guy's getting really high tech
if he's he's talking about saltwater as the chlorinated water.
We run the final and the final two qualifies in
salt water, but we've had a bigger splashes and salt water,
so maybe it's just definitely done to name.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
Yeah, well, how's the monu tech going? Because last year
there was different moneu tech this year. What's the money tech.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
What's the latest in money tech?

Speaker 11 (37:09):
The latest in money tech, Well, we've got the same
thing again. We've got the hydro phone. That's the sort
of the underwater microphone they use to get sort of
whales sonar. We use that this time to really measure
the pop of the money, the sound of the money,
the funp So we've got that, We've got height, we've
got the celebrity judging panel for style. But we are guys.

(37:31):
We're working with aut on developing an app which will
start to bring in some other elements and use AI
to actually allow you to measure your money with AI.
So that's something really exciting and something we're working on.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Makes sense. A lot of people have been watching the
Winter Olympics. They've just wrapped up last week, and I
think one of the interesting things about the Winter Olympics
is how far the winning scores have come for things
like the big Air and slope style and things like that.
Is the same thing happening in the money world. Like
would the winner from three years ago say, would that

(38:05):
cut the mustard in twenty twenty six.

Speaker 11 (38:09):
I definitely think people are getting better and the splashes
are getting bigger. I mean I was talking to my
son actually he's coming to compete tomorrow, and he said,
oh Dad, you know what am I going to need
to get through in the youth division. I said, well,
you're actually going to have to splash nine and a
half ten meters perhaps, you know, And that was a
bit of an eye on it. So yeah, it's really competitive.

(38:31):
The guys and the girls taking part are spending a
lot of time practicing and so yeah, I think it's
a technique bayed sport to the more practice you do,
the better you get.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
Scott Rice, who is the organizer of the z Manu Champs,
what's happening in terms of style at the moment, So
what is the latest What is the latest style When
it comes to Mano's.

Speaker 11 (38:52):
Well, style would be I mean, man who is the
most popular style of dive bomb? And anyone under the
age of twenty five pretty much is brought up with
the money. So that's the V shape where they go
down they collapse and tuck into a V and then
and then pop out in the water. But it's really
what they're doing on the way down that they like
to keep it interesting. So it might be a back flip.
It might be a lazy boy where they kind of

(39:14):
look like they're I don't know. They just like to
do these funny, cool, kind of artistic kind of things
on the way down and then pop the money. So
that's kind of what we're seeing. We're seeing a lot
of more creators moneys that the young kids also be staple,
So the sort of staples we used to do when
we were young, they like doing a staple. But to
be honest, the coffins and some of those old gorillas

(39:35):
and that they're left to the old boys and the
old guilds.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Yeah, I don't think that just with the evolution of
money take I don't think a gorilla is getting it done.
And twenty twenty six, so you're down at the Auckland
waterfront this morning setting it up. If people want to
come down and check it out, how do they do that?

Speaker 11 (39:49):
Yeah, look, Moneyworld Chances dot com is the website to
check out. It's all part of the Milana Upland Festival,
which is a collective of waterfront events just over the
next two weeks. We're here at Kadanga Plaza. When you'd
caught a massive yellow tower as you talked about earlier,
so you can't miss it. But yeah, come and spectate
with pretty much full with qualifying spots, but come and

(40:12):
watch as a real spectator. Sport and lots of action
down here. From to my.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
Scott rice Z Money Champs Champs organizer, thank you very
much for your time this morning.

Speaker 11 (40:23):
Thanks for having me on.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Guys, the best way to catch up on what you
missed The Ducky Breakfast Radio Show.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
Podcast Time for its academic give us a cool now,
oh eight hundred hydachy, oh eight hundred and four to
eight seven five. You're gonna have to answer three questions
out of five correctly to get your high school on
the It's Academic roll on.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Yeah, yeah, you wunted It's academic Roll of Honor. Some
of the schools include, and are actually limited to, totung
A Boys Heartbelly Memorial College, Quen Elizabeth College, Newlan's College,
Shirley Boys, Second Heart, McKenzie, Francis Douglas, Sir John Saint Peters,
Stratford Rung You Order, and most recently Funday Boys High School.
Good Speed Wobbles towards end there.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
What's going to happen when more and more of these
schools end up on this roll of honor? How to
how to read it, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Yeah? I know we're going to have to get a
new board to itch these names into.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Or maybe we'll have to just get regions, so like
the Northern region the Southern region, because at the moment
you've got.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
To say like a north board and the south board.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
Yeah, I'm looking here and there's nothing anywhere.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
And Newland's was Newland's and College and Wellington. Yea wait,
so nothing in the South Island is what you're saying.
I knows something in the south that wrung you our
high school, that's about it. On McKinsey College and feeling.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
There's a couple let's go to butcher as grab from Hamilton.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Oh he's got he's bloody. What's happened to our phones?
Something's happening to our phone? Call back in give us
a call eight hundred had one hundred seven five. They've
all just gone blank.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
Have we crashed the phone?

Speaker 3 (41:52):
So?

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Have we crushed the system? Is this an opportunity for
one of our Morning Bach Welcome to the show, Morning
on your Butch. Which school are you're representing? Man? I
know this one?

Speaker 3 (42:07):
The White Techy.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
White They've tried and failed before. Butch, they've tried and
failed before, so hopefully you can you can get them
in there.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
I think you're going to win this one, but just
got to get three questions right out of five. You
can do it. These ones are reasonably easy.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
How'd you go on the blood match your year?

Speaker 5 (42:25):
But oh?

Speaker 11 (42:27):
I don't know what the squads, but usually White Taki
wins it to the you know, always better than the Stulers.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
Yeah there, Do you two want to take this conversation offline?

Speaker 1 (42:39):
You know what? I do? Want to take this off
there actually, but let's get into the questions.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
First question for Butch representing White Tacky, which Ossie pop
stars first hit was the Locomotion back in nineteen eighty seven.
Let's call correct, Butch, who won a gold medal a
top charisma the nineteen eighty four Los Angeles Olympics. Mark correct, Butch.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
He's got to get one out of three.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
He's going to do it. I'm sure name one of
the four n r L teams playing in Las Vegas
this week in.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Butch the bull Dogs. He's done it, but Attack he
gets its name on the roll of honor.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Well done, they will be stoked.

Speaker 12 (43:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Yeah, all those teachers they kicked me out of class,
they can go and.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Then shove it up the exactly right that That shows them,
doesn't it. You showed them they said you couldn't do it,
But they said you.

Speaker 13 (43:43):
Couldn't do it.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
That would make you the most successful person from that
hospital as well.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Going up after eight o'clock the Friday Top five.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Yeah, that's right. Last week we did bushes.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
That's right. We've done boats, We've done pis, we've done
blazing spots, we've done pet peeves, We've done among our
rivers and beaches.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Yes, this week Dogs Jerry.

Speaker 5 (44:09):
And Maniah the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Jerry and Mania joined the complay the Hidaki Breakfast discussion
group on facebook'mon.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
Welcome on to the Hidachy Breakfast Friday, the twenty seventh
of February tweenty twenty six. It's nice to have your
company this morning. My name's Jimmy Well's.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
This is a nice morning, Jimmy Wells. You hate the
money champs?

Speaker 6 (44:28):
Eh?

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Why? I thought I heard something right at the end there,
and it was confirmed by Dylan on three four A
three just at the end as we're talking to Scott Rice,
who's organized the whole thing, taking time out of his
data talk to you on your half used radio show.
You said, and what Dylan has accused you of saying,
wells just showed us true colors with that money world

(44:49):
chumps slip up? What do you mean? Have a listen to.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
This Scott Rice Z money Champs Champs organizer. Thank you
very much for your time this morning, little Freudian slipper.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Actuallyay right right, you gotta do that to me? I'm gone?
Are you trying your toys? Does this a walk out?
It's the first day came for Jackie. Oh is this
a walkout coming for me? Jesus, Jerry is not on
here tomorrow you'll know exactly what's going on. A massive
hour of radio coming up between now and nine o'clock.

(45:20):
If you are in the drawer to come with us
to Byron Bay, which in between every song, Jerry is
out there out of the office. About make sure that
you have your phone on you, that it is up,
that it is loud, that you are in a quiet environment.
You do not want to miss the phone call because
when your phone rings, it'll come through as a block number,
so it could either be the ID or us, and
that's just the risk you're going to have to take

(45:41):
based on your own financial position.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
And let us be clear. If you don't answer your phone,
someone call reception, which we have done every single time
so far, then we move to the next person.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
I'm gonna be honest. I feel like if we if
we ring Milly at reception again, I think we kin'd
have to take her. We can't ring it three times
and not take it. He's the Friday Top five Dogs.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Bruh, that's not five dogs. It's one of the most
successful segments in radio history.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Hailing it as the biggest step forward in radio since
FM frequencies were invented. It's where we take a topic
and then we list them from five through to one.
People can understand that I don't know, I don't know,
you know what. Every now and then we're accused on
the show of being a little bit too high level
some of the stuff that we do. Jerry's theories famously

(46:38):
hard to wrap. You hit around this one. I don't know,
I don't know, but I trust our audience. I think
I think they are high level operators.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
Well, they seem to understand what's going on. I mean
in the past we've found the top five beaches. That
was controversial actually because Caroline Bay came in at first.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Crazy, How the hell does that have first days on
a beach?

Speaker 3 (46:57):
It's a bay.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Man, it is it is? Is it a beach? And
no one dogging spot? But I that actually made the
news cycle and there was an article written about it
that said, at first, it might surprise you that the
South Island Beach has won the Top five Beaches, but
upon closure inspection, it's it's a worthwhile. Things like no, no,
I just rigged the votes.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
Also, we've done our Yeah, we've done manga.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Yeah, pull pep. How that's where we had to start.
We identified ourselves as a station, and now everyone knows
where we're from and where we fucking papa.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Back to also pet Peeve's Top five words of twenty
twenty five Blazing Spots, positions, boats, Bush's last week controversial.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Yeah it was. And again I'd like to distance my
family from this, despite the fact that my great uncle
made the list at number three, Billy Bush. Kate Bush
didn't make the didn't make the list.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
No, tragically, very disciplined. I played Wuthering Heights to my
sixteen year old daughter last night.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
The song, not the movie, No, the song. I wouldn't
play the movie. And she said, well, there's a new
one coming out. It's out.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
Oh, it's out. She my daughter's quite keen to see it.
That was why she is already Should I not?

Speaker 1 (48:04):
No?

Speaker 3 (48:05):
Really?

Speaker 1 (48:05):
Yeah, no, okay, I'll take your word. Well, I mean,
do you but you know? Or is it something that
I shouldn't go along to with her? God? No, no, no,
I wouldn't do that. Well, she wouldn't read it.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
I'm kind of interested now. So she was like, what
is this woman?

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Where is his screech? Come home? All right? That's all,
by the bye. The bushes last week. This week, off
the back of what seems to be a spit of
full dog attacks, bra we're reading about them in the
news almost every day. Dogs have become the new sharks.
I talked just earlier this week about my mate who

(48:43):
spent his first weekend in Auckland. He got bit by
a dog.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
Yeah, but it didn't make the news.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
He didn't make the news. No, they don't care about her.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
It turns out there's a lot of people engined, and
you know, in that situation, that's happened down country tragic. Yeah,
and up north as well.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Mate. Yeah, So dogs are the new sharks. And in
light of that, Friday's Top fives this week is dogs. Yeah,
top five dogs people have been texting in already, ballmasted
of husky, sausage dog beagle. Will you take a vote
for dog the bounty hunter?

Speaker 3 (49:16):
Yes, absolutely, will take a dog. Take a dog, take
a vote. Having trouble with my words this morning now going,
I was just having to look at the breeds that
are most likely to give you a nip yep, mixed breeds.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
This is a New Zealand by the way, But that's
because mostly yeap, that's.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Right of the dog population are mixed breeds like Ruder's
dog for example, that he went and got a genetic
test done on it. Right, it turns out that they
didn't know anything. No cost in two thousand buck it was.

Speaker 7 (49:43):
It was only about one hundred and eighty and forty
seven beardy collie maybe German shepherd there not one hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
S Yeah, typical golden Golden retrievers. Actually labradors sit a
top of the list.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
Really, however, is that just because they're the most popular dog?

Speaker 4 (49:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (49:59):
Popular dog breed when it comes to pure bread hunter ways.
You've got your Border Collies, you've got your.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Jack Russell Terriers. Yeah, buggers, Yeah they are Steffy's, your
German Shepherds, you're Rottweiler's.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
And then your American bull turns out that there's only
there's there's a right about one thousand, five hundred of them.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Although every single one of them, but every single one
of them a bit some.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
Eighty five point nine classified as menacing.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
I classify them as menacing A lot so dogs. Top
five dogs, give us a text three four A three,
I can give us a call eight hundred hadak. You
will compile a list of the top five and we'll
count them down five through one. Never been done on
commercial radio before. Snoop Dog already coming in very strong.
A lot of vote double.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
Chee vote for this guy as well, called dog ars
braes that count.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
The dog ass guy.

Speaker 5 (50:52):
Sure, Jerry and mid Night the Hdiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
It's the b top bbe today dogs full dogs Bruh.
We're counting down the top five dogs. Your votes coming
through so fast on three four three, Oh, Jerry's actually
got the dogs.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
Out for this Dogs out the dogs out.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Do we put Jerry's dogs in the conversation for top
five dogs.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
I don't think my dogs good on the top five
gross gross dogs, gross dogs.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Big dog people texting through German Shepherds, short heired pointers, loyal, smart,
extremely trainable, lots of laughs. One vote for up Dog
please sorry nearly almost my vote is gone. Retrievers, massive,
mud dogs, hockey Team, border Collie, Scooby and Scrappy do. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
I preferred Scrappy. Never a big fan of Scooby. He
was annoying.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Blue heeler part don't go part Velociraptor. Yes, miniature Schnauzer,
A lot of love for the sausage dog. Someone suggested
Clifford the Big Red Dog. Did you like Clifford felt
like he was an insurance issue? Yeah, I don't know
who the hell is going to ensure your house if
you've got Clifford the Big Red Dog destroying it every
other week. I preferred Mautley. If we're talking celebrity, do

(52:08):
Mutley Martley?

Speaker 4 (52:10):
What about Sniff? You would love Sniff?

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Jerry still loves Sniff Dog Roll Barrett dog Dog, Roll's
gotta be gotta be In the conversation doesn't he hot Dog,
God Dog who picks up God Dog shirts Snoop Dog,
Colin Dog. The Boundary Hunter added for to a Blake's dog.
I don't want to go anywhere near that one can.
Maybe we can talk about that with g Lane later on.
Here's a vote that's coming for the Littlest Hobo.

Speaker 4 (52:36):
Beautiful man.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Oh wow, what's what is the littlest hope?

Speaker 3 (52:40):
You don't know what the littlest Hobo is?

Speaker 1 (52:42):
He celebrated.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
Canadian Media franchise sent it on an exceptionally intelligent, honallest
German shepherd who wandered around from town totown helping people.
And need you to know who the littlest Hobo was?

Speaker 14 (52:54):
Keep down the room, ever star, just turn.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Around and I've gone again. Oh man, no, never did.
He just never stop.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
At one people would look after him, that nameless German shepherd,
the Littlest Hobo, and that they'd always name him a
different name, and he just there were some nice owners
out there. He could just stay there, but he'd always
have to go to the next bloody place.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Bogs text are on three four eight three dish liquors
being in the dog box Battered Hot Dog from the
Fish and Chip Shop, the full dog ass bra guy
and doggie style. Okay, he's got his own full Top
five and then Jack's text through Top five Dogs. One
it's a tie j Gerriam and I. Two Chocolatelabradores, three
Golden Retriever miniture Now is a fox Terrier.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
Lots of folks coming in for Lassie, Yeah, lots of Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
I feel like Lassie's full dog ass bro keep coming
through three, four eight, three, Oh the foot rock Flats Dog,
the foot Roll Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog from foot
Roight Flats, brilliantly named any of the here any love
for Herry McCleary or any of his associates.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
So you had Harry McCleary, Bottomley pots Cat, who was
the cat, Sniffle von cram or.

Speaker 4 (54:16):
Something Schnitzel very.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
I don't think any of them are going to make
it other I liked all those dogs. Blue. He's going
to get a run.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
Bingey, oh bingey, Oh yellow oh yellow, Oh yellow, God.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Too quickly. Oh the bugger dog from the Heads that
lands in the mud.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
Top five Dogs cann coming in three four three, will
announce the top five next Jesus, A lot of.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
It's going to be hard to tabulate these.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
I can studio be is going to be doing a
lot of work here.

Speaker 5 (54:50):
Jerry, and then they breakfast?

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Are we doing it?

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Clear out the wrist of the show because we've got
so many come through. Just quickly, guys, before you get
into the Friday top five? Or will you accept half
mongrel as a dog? No?

Speaker 3 (55:03):
No, that's a Are you well accept that?

Speaker 1 (55:06):
And do you want to get any any of the mongol?

Speaker 6 (55:08):
No?

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Okay, let's get into it. Is this the most votes
we had? I think, well, look, Jerrie, it's man's best friend,
isn't it. It is the dog, the humble dog. We're
taking your ticks on three four eight three sprucket from
Oh my God. They okay, okay, let's go. We have

(55:30):
collated the texts. This is as voted by you. Other
radio stations will say that they're counting your votes. They
won't not just do just peck whatever they want and
tell you that you voted for it. We won't do that.
We've collated your votes, and so if you disagree with us,
you disagree with yourself. Honorable mentions, fellows, Can we go
through some of the honorable mentions? Sausage Dog Blue Healer,

(55:51):
Great dog stink doggie style.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
Yep, let's pass on that one. Great dog go fee
yeah once, go for yeah Sanders, Little Helper from The Simpsons,
Brian from Family Guy, Mutley Mautley's a great dog. Hong
Kong Fuy Hong Kong fuey had I mean that was
one of my favorite cartoons, Hong Kong Poy. This one j.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Number one super.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
I know he's always yeah, he was always getting smashed up,
wasn't it?

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Stead of a groovy stuff? Okay. Chihuahuas, that's the one dog.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Can I just say, I love dogs, but I don't
love Chiuahas that I don't want to see chias anywhere
near this one, the one that I do.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Not want, Okay.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
Temple of the Dog the Band Yeah no, sorry, make
that too, okay.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
The Littlest Hobo Scooby and Scrappy Doo Flash from The
Dukes of Heaven. Little didn't make it under the top five.
Just an honorable mention. I'm gutted. No, okay, So without
any further ado, let's get into it. Number five. The
Bugger Dog.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
Great dog dog there that loomed large over the late
nineties in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
They don't make him anymore. They don't make them like
that anymore, do they. Brilliant ad Yeah, brilliant A number
four snoop dog.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
Snoop dog. Calvin broad Ass should have.

Speaker 7 (57:12):
Been high, Yeah, should wear as higher. That's the thing
with Who would have.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
Thought that he would become a Winter Olympic commentator and ambassador.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Tremendously commentated the what I regard as one of the first,
certainly the best snowhuckers I've ever seen. Quite why he
was involved in Launch's Olympics. Hard to know, no IDEA
number three dog from foot Rock Flats, A great dog
has to be in there.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
Brilliantly named as well.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
Yeah, on a meta peck, isn't it You know exactly
what you're looking at when you say which character's dog?
I reckon it's that one there, loomed large over everyone's childhood,
bought a Collie. Yeah. I used to watch the movie
when it came out, just so I could skip to
the end and listen to Slice of Heaven while they
played the credits. Yeah, great dog loom large over my childhood.
Number two classic fish and Chips style hot dog on

(57:54):
a stick with tomato sauce and a soggy brown paper bag.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
Yeah. I mean the soggy brown paper bag is a
crucial part of it, but also the type of tomato sauce.
It has to be the one that no one likes,
the whitlocks.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Yep one and unless they want to sponsor the show.
I went to the bakery the other day and I
got a podle of chips and a hot dog, and
I said, mate, can I go a bit of sauce please?
And he went to squid it on the chips. I said, no, no, no,
no on the hot dog.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
No, it should be in the bag, all ready to go.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
I shouldn't have to ask for this kind of stuff, right,
It's not good And if it happens again, I'm going
to out them on the radio. What is the number
one dog?

Speaker 3 (58:27):
As voted by our listeners on three four eighty three
Mini Stewart Number one one?

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Snoopy couldn't have been anyone else, Snoopy A lot of us.
Snoopy had an incredible amount of votes. Honorary mentioned the spot,
But yeah, Snoopy is the number one dog as voted
by you The Hurdacky Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
Listeners, Jerry and the Naya the Hurdacky Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
It's eight thirty three on the Heddicke Breakfast, time for
your latest sport headlines. Thanks to export Ultra the beer
for here, South Africa have guaranteed a semi final spot
at the T twenty World Up with a Super eight
match to play after being in the Westerndies by nine wickets.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
What do you do then? Do you just rest everyone
if you know you're going to get through anyway.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
Because everyone in the cricket not the cricket. You just
keep you keep playing because it's your head out, you know.
I think in rugby absolutely you want to be fresh.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
Risk of injuries too great.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
Meanwhile, and you have defeated Zimbabwe by seventy two runs,
you'd expect that to set up a virtual quarter final
class against the Windy's on Monday morning, the winter advancing
to the semis.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Jeez, I might have a look at what India's paying there,
because I don't think they. I mean, the script is
and they're not going to miss a home semi final.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
Wen't even know the pressures on those guys, isn't it
because they wouldn't want to miss it, not in their
own country.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
No, so they can possibly Paul here. They'll be burning
effigies in the streets. I'd say just be very careful
around staircases if you're a West Indian cricket player.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
At the moment, the black Caps will look to sell
their semi final spot overnight. If they beat England, they'll
advance the top four. That'd be great.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Time frame for Chris Wood's return from a troublesome knee
injury has been set. The Hill reports that is Club
Nottingham Forest are planning for him to appear by late April.
That's positive news for the all Whites, yeah, all of them.
For the New Zealand soccer team with their looming World
Cup campaign. Wood hasn't played since mid October. Have the
New Zealand soccer team though, and they don't play that

(01:00:22):
faction I think they have. Kim Me is the best
of the local golfers and sick and to stroke off
the lead of thirteen holes of the rein effect of
New Zealand Open first round at Melbrook.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
God I saw something there yesterday. Look, he's a turgent.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
He's six hundred path through thirteen holes, trailing clubhouse leader
Matthias Sanchez of Australia by a shot.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
And if you're playing those kinds of conditions, like how
do you even? I mean, there's no shame in losing
that round because it's just such an absolute nightmare. I
when I started getting back into golf after COVID, I
was like, I've got a pretty good rain jacket. Fucking
get some waterproof shoes. Maybe this is my way of
getting old of the course. When it's raining, no one

(01:01:01):
else wants to go and play gold. It's not stupid, yeah,
but it actually sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
Well that time when you played with me and you
went wearing the right shoes and you slipt down the
hell in front of a whole lot of people and
lost your clubs in.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Your bag everywhere. Yeah, my phone came out of my
pocket and I got soaked right through. Andndy's haven't been
invited back. I've noticed see your club? Wow? Did they
have a word?

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Yeah, there was a notice that was put up on
the board.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Who the hell brought that guy who brought the ref
raff on Tuesday? Yeah, I've got shoes with spikes now,
can come back? Shoes? Can I come back now? Pleass? Yeah?
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
I'll put it to the committee. We'll see what they say.

Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
Jerry and Mini the hold I keep breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Look at that eight forty right on the second, Mini Stewart,
but we said eight thirty seven, so we did. It's
actually three minutes late. We'll get the strike one day,
we won't, all right. So this is the pointing end
of the competition where we have got a trip to
Byron Bay for a wellness retreat with you and I, Jerry,
and it's all our mates to any Zealands grab a

(01:02:01):
seeking us over there. We've got one person coming with
us already, Nathan. We've got two more spots open for
you and a mate, and then we'll have another one
next Friday. So if you're in the drawer, why am
I nervous? I always get nervous with this.

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
It's always ten because you know you're about to deliver
something that's great for someone that's going to actually not
change their life, like you know, change forever, but certainly
it could be a very positive thing in someone's life.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
It could be a very negative I might be about
to ruin someone's.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
Life and go back wounded. Yeah, they are not going
back wounded from this truck and Let's just be clear.
There have been trips in the past, particularly some of
our work trips are all work, no play, important business trips,
which have been deeply wounding for people that have returned
from them.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
I think one of the people didn't return from it was.

Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
Someone who didn't return anyway, let's not talk about that
allowed to legally. Yes, this one is one hundred percent.
People are going to come back feeling better about this one.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
Sure.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
And as you said, Nathan's already coming with us.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
Yes, that's bringing.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
His wife is from christ Church, he's a teacher.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
Yes. Now, if you're in the drawer, you've got just
as much chance as anyone else to win this, except
for there's one outlier here, and that's milliant reception. If
we accidentally ring here, I feel like we can't and
good faith not take it. We would have been rung her. Twice.

Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
You talked about being nervous. This is why I'm nervous. Person.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
You're just gonna put a one in front of the number.

Speaker 4 (01:03:16):
Okay, all right, well I.

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
Have okay, and here we go. Let's do it. So
let's hope that this persons their phone, because if not,
we move to the next person straight away, Hello, good morning.
How are we talking to a Sean Sean? It's Jerryum
and I hear from the Hudeckey Breakfast. How are you?

Speaker 6 (01:03:36):
Oh you're killing Yeah, I'm good.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
Are you well, Sean?

Speaker 5 (01:03:42):
I could be better, but I'm pretty well now.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
It sounds like you need some wellness.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
Mate. Guess what, Sean? What you are coming with us
to Byron?

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
Baby?

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
How good?

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
Unsanctioned bomb? Who I tell them? Who are you thinking
of bringing with you? Have you thought that far ahead? Sean?

Speaker 11 (01:04:05):
Ah, I have you and I'll be bringing my bro Josh.
And if you're listening listening, Josh, hey.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
Rojo b Josh? Okay, all right, great Josh. Sounds like
trouble but this is good. Congratulations Sean.

Speaker 5 (01:04:19):
Oh, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
Guys looking forward to I saw.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
That's a pleasure, cool man, Thank you so much as
an absolute pleasure.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
So there we go.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
This Sean. Sean's a rufer yep from tod Oner.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Yep. He'll need a bit of Jez. You'll need a
bit of time out of the sun, maybe inside like
a I don't know, pubb or somewhere.

Speaker 9 (01:04:37):
Yeah, Jerry and Mania the Hoarcky Breakfast Jerry and Maniah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
Catch the radio show from six tillteen weekdays, The Darcky Breakfast.

Speaker 13 (01:04:48):
Sports Chat with acc Head g Lane, brought to you
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Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
The beer for here. Welcome to the show, acc Head
g Lane. Big weekend of sport.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
Me up this weekend?

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Oh yeah, it all kicks off, nurl kicks off. There
are League Lizards all over Las Vegas.

Speaker 13 (01:05:07):
It was a year ago today this weekend that I
disgraced myself in Vegas as well. Yeah, I was put
to bed late at night by members of the team.
I can't remember much. We also hosted a show on mushrooms.
I interviewed Fronto Bodica on mushrooms Legend. Yeah, that was
quite tough. There was one of the toughest assignments.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
There's not many people that have done that.

Speaker 13 (01:05:31):
Yeah, as a broadcaster, Yeah, all I can say is
if someone offers you a second mushroom gummy, don't take it,
and don't take it, especially twenty minutes before you spoke
to an interview. You know, League legend Fronto Bodica on
stage in front of three hundred League Lizards. Keen to
know about Fronto Botica, not the fact I'm tripping ball.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
Someone told me it was some of your best work.

Speaker 13 (01:05:53):
Yeah, I'll tell you what though, But my inner monologue
disappeared because at one stage I had the microphone on
and I went so thirsty, and luckily, luckily for me,
the monologue, but I just thought I didn't realize I
was a hot mic and then monologue. Luckily for me,
Joe Jury ran up with a pint of water which

(01:06:14):
I just tipped over my face. Was vodka anyway, Yes,
Lee n L kicks off with that, that absolute debarcle
that's happening this weekend, but that kicks off in earnest
really the weekend after when the start home game for
the Warriors next Friday as well against the Roosters, which
is rare but super Rugby. The big rivalry this weekend.
Everyone's looking at that is a replay of last year's

(01:06:36):
final in the tron Chiefs versus Crusaders. I think that's
about the only one that he was looking at.

Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
So no lost.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Situation for the Crusaders here. There is no loss here because,
as you guys found out last year, you don't beat
them three times in a year. And so if you
guys burn one of your wins in round three. You know,
that's probably one of the worst things you could do
as a franchise.

Speaker 13 (01:06:55):
Well, on the sports on the sports Pot, on the
sport Come on on the sports Book podcast. We went
deep on some research as well, and teams that have
gone zero and three have a seven percent chance of
making the top four.

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
I reckon, I reckon that done? Why are you putting
a fork in?

Speaker 8 (01:07:12):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
I reckon?

Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
You heard it here?

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
Yep? What's the date? Twenty seven? Put them? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
I reckon, they're done. I think the Chiefs have got
to roll them this weekend and then and.

Speaker 13 (01:07:23):
Then they go and then they got the Blues after
that as well. I think, well, so they stick.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
A fork in the Blues.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
I don't know, they probably put them sort of over
summer summer barbecue.

Speaker 13 (01:07:33):
Yeah, but the Teachery World Cup that chugs on as well.
India had a good little victory last night against them.
Barbewe absolutely humped them. There was no surprises there. South
Africa beat West Indy. So they have cethented their place.
I was say, at the top of that table for
that one. So they'll qualify first in that pool and
it's all up to that in that game and that
pool anyway, it is India West Indies. Whoever wins that

(01:07:55):
goes through and qualifies and will Yeah you've seen this.
Are those big bastards like big bastard, big bust. They
if they fire, they will get closer.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
But surely there's a fix in somehow.

Speaker 13 (01:08:10):
Oh yeah, look the BCC ic C, they're all all one.
They will make sure that India gets.

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
To produce a square turner, some sort of thing that
will just turn square. I don't know that they can't
have them not make the semi finals anyway.

Speaker 13 (01:08:24):
So so we're playing England. We be England, we.

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
Top our group as well.

Speaker 13 (01:08:28):
If it's a close game, closest game, we'll still qualify.

Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
What does the ta B think India to fifty to
win the whole tournament? Step so Africa three fifty, England
five fifty, New Zealand six bucks. We're sidy sixteen bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
So yes, Pokistan forty one is not a bad bet.

Speaker 13 (01:08:43):
But they do tend to choke so Okeah yeah, so
there we go.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
So that's all.

Speaker 13 (01:08:47):
By by Monday we will we will know who the
semi finalists are. A look at some flights to a
min a bed.

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
Saying that curios a curse of grimline.

Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
You cannot say that you're not allowed to go and
anywhere near any kind of sporting event that New Zealand
are playing out that's away from home. They will lose.

Speaker 13 (01:09:06):
Even when you look at the flights, Okay, well, look
I might just go to Singapore for the weekend and
if there happens to be a flight to a men
of bed on the ninth of March, I might pop over.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
You're just in a holding pattern of kalamp too close. Look,
it's got I've got to shake it. At some stage.

Speaker 13 (01:09:24):
I got to shake it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
At some stage.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
You can't shake it because I remember, I think last
year of the year before we tried to get some
witch doctor on the phone to say if we can
transfer the curse to like a child or something.

Speaker 13 (01:09:35):
Well that was the one we were in the Champions
Trophy final and I didn't go there and we lost.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
But you looked at the flights, get out. You don't
the bloody flight. Didn't you have flipsy fears book?

Speaker 13 (01:09:51):
A friend of mine, A friend of mine. It wasn't me,
It wasn't it wasn't me.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
You might have earlier on the show we did Friday
Top five. It's new and and radio.

Speaker 13 (01:10:00):
We list things, Holy shit, you guys should do one
with music like do heaps and heaps of songs, like
a count up like yeah, like a count up thing,
like maybe a couple of thousand count up things.

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
Why would you want to listen to two thousands? So
today's subject was dogs and we had a bunch of
texts coming through for Adin Vanua Blake's dog. Do you
want to get anywhere near that?

Speaker 13 (01:10:20):
Well, listen, I mean that dog is probably the down
luckiest dog in the dog kingdom. Just left behind, I
mean compassionate grounds. Sure he owners left dog got no
compassion none, Lane, We're not.

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
On a podcast, said all of us. And then it
was a cowardly yes. I think you may have even called.

Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
I know, but even saying the word in the same
sentence as you got to be very cute.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
Because they've got clip foot on social and then sent
to his wife.

Speaker 13 (01:10:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
And then all of a sudden she posted things in
the media's disgraceful for suff Then Lane tried to put
it on me.

Speaker 3 (01:11:01):
Lit'sten veryful.

Speaker 13 (01:11:02):
I'm taking compassion arounds to leave the show, To be honest,
I've just been stitched up with this one. Hey, my hunch,
my my punt. This weekend I've gone I've gone rather
leary this weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
I've gone a three leg.

Speaker 13 (01:11:15):
I've gone Tonight's moine A pacifica Force game and Puka Koe.
I've gone for a forwards one to eight at five
plus tries combined at seven dollars because one pacificame, but
you got the medical fire. Lungey loves to hang out
in the wing. The backs love running out in the
back line, so that one there. In the Fijian U
versus Hurricanes, I've gone overs and the points over fifty
five and a half points. Then I've finished it off

(01:11:37):
with Will Jordan. Anytime try score against the Chiefs, that
is paying thirty dollars. That not bad return just under
three thousand dollars for the Hurdekue faithful because we'll give
it away if it wins.

Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
Okay, here you go.

Speaker 13 (01:11:48):
And also this afternoon it is the afternoons of afternoons,
the night and nights. It's the Snacker Changy Sports Awards
from three pm today live on YouTube, myself and Lee
Hart hosting those awards. We put Helen to Hallberg's it's
the awards that you know don't normally get recognized, and
comes to the sporting Jerry's up for him.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
He is, you're up for one business stage apparently.

Speaker 13 (01:12:09):
Yeah, yeah, pretty pretty sought after though Europe against Matt
Henry and Haircut. Actually Peter siddles in there trying to
remain relevant to his young middy with his rints and.

Speaker 3 (01:12:18):
To watch those. It just takes award to three for
three and then we'll send you the live streamlink. Yeah. Absolutely,
the night of nights you and Lee hard on a
Friday afternoon presenting awards.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
I can't imagine what might happen, could go wrong?

Speaker 13 (01:12:33):
Nothing, maybe a couple of gummies.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
So thirsty.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
Thanks Ju lane a s have a great weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
Jerry and Maniah catch the radio show from six till
ten weekdays, The Hurdarcky Breakfast Fellas.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
I've come across a quiz that I would like to
have you h It was just a little little bit
of lighthearted fun on a Friday.

Speaker 4 (01:13:02):
Is it called its academic.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
Play along at home? If you would like to. Here's
how this works as a double negative. So it's a
little bit confusing. Give yourself one point and I'll track
these for us. For each thing you haven't done. There
are twenty questions, and each point is a point in
the youthfulness column. So the more points you get, the
younger you are. That's how this works, and I'm going

(01:13:26):
to track them for each of us, and then we'll
see how young each of us are and how accurate
this is. Okay, so the first one, have you ever
used a rotary phone?

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
Yes, that's one of the dial that is the one
with the dial. Yeah, I mean, in fact, this has
clearly been written by someone who's younger than because they're
called dial phones. So what is it? Well, it's a
dial phone, a rotary phone. This has been written by
someone who must be younger than anybody who's ever used
a rotary phone.

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
I know, the rotary phones. Yeah, yeah, exactly, we had one.

Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
You've used one?

Speaker 4 (01:13:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
Oh yeah, okay, the wrong Manana do it again and
then again. By that stage the house has burned down.
Number two. Give yourself a point. If you've ever used
a floppy disc, yes, yes, yes, yes, use the typewriter absolutely, yes, yes,
absolutely yes yes. Give yourself a point. If you've ever

(01:14:18):
taken photos of a film camera. Of course, who wouldn't
have done that? And I've also ruined many a film
by opening the back of.

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
It taking some materirible photos on the film. You normally
get about six out of the twenty four. Yep, you'd
get six that are usable. Most of them had red eyes,
were out of focus, or were way too wide so
you couldn't really see anything in the frame.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
Such a waste. Listen to music on a CD. Listen
to a cassette mostly yes, to a vinyl yes, of course.
Listen to music on a walkman, Yeah, listen to music
on a boom box outside, yes, ruder, no.

Speaker 7 (01:14:53):
Boombox boombox outs, Yes, I have, Yes, I have on
a boombox.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
We have, man say, Okay, have you ever watched the
video on a VHS tape?

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
We are pawn?

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
Well, sorry, just a video, just a video. That's funny
mentioned that because years ago enough a flat and womany
is a bloke living in what was essentially a woodshed
out the back of us, and I think he got evicted,
And when he got evicted, he threw all his his
video collection over to us. Right, harrowing, be harrowing.

Speaker 3 (01:15:26):
Was he a solo operator?

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:15:29):
Was he a friend was he, Oh, we didn't just
living in a woods shep.

Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
It was like, I'm pretty sure there's a guy living
in that woodshed right up until the day he got evicted,
with like, there was a guy living in that and
he's got an axe and a VHS player in videos
of goats. Have you ever seen a postcard?

Speaker 4 (01:15:46):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:15:47):
Of course, all of these is used for me.

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
Okay, use the paper map to get somewhere. Still, do
the dictionary? Yeah, okay, I haven't done that. Owned an encyclopedia.

Speaker 4 (01:15:59):
Does it count of your parents? Heaven you haven't.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
Yeah, I think that it was in your house.

Speaker 8 (01:16:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
Yeah. Have you ever been paid with a paper check?

Speaker 3 (01:16:06):
Yes? Yeah, I used to get paid in cash and
a little paper and a little brown paper bag, a
little packet, a pay packet, you know when they say, oh,
what's your pay packet?

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:16:17):
Well I actually used to get paid in a packet?

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
Is that right? Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
Those are the days?

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
Were you what were you selling?

Speaker 11 (01:16:23):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
I wasn't selling. I was doing a paper run twelve
dollars fifty actually doing the Auckland Star.

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
Oh well yeah, okay, Well it looks like it's accurate
because I had scored lowest, which means I am the otherest.
What we learned from that, absolutely enough.

Speaker 3 (01:16:37):
No, I could just look at.

Speaker 5 (01:16:38):
First Jerry and Mian night the hot Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:16:43):
Used to do on the podcast, and you can find
it wherever you get your podcasts. Of course, if you
didn't know, we also do a podcast, do a radio show.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
We do a podcast, and the radio show is confusingly
put out as a podcast, but we also do a
podcast that's separate from that.

Speaker 4 (01:16:55):
I thought this was the podcast, This is a radio show.

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
This is the radio show. No, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
It's hard to tell, u, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
So if you do want to find our podcast, just
search for the Hurdacke Breakfast. So we talked to Sophie.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
From a conscious flow breathwork and Byron bab you've been
there before, haven't you?

Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
I have, I have. I had a great session with Sophie,
the lovely Sophie. She's a real breath of freshyeir excuse
the pun, yeah, and a nice person, lovely person. She's
got a beautiful house there in the Hinterlunds and the
bush yeah, and somen sort of streaming and dappled light.
It's just beautiful.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
She did remember you as well, because famously you booked
for ten people and they showed up with nineteen. Well,
I don't know if that was us, And I mentioned
to her, he's about to do it again, because I
think you've booked them for just me and you, but
then we're also bringing ah six other mutants with us.
I don't know if they were.

Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
I think she may have me confused for someone else
because I don't know if we did do that.

Speaker 4 (01:17:48):
But trust Sophie over you.

Speaker 7 (01:17:49):
Yeah, yeah, she is very trustworthy.

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
I don't trust you at all. Jerry. You asked a
question when you saw one of the medicines that she
was using to help people.

Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
Sophie, I'm also looking here and you are involved in
psychedelic integration and preparation. That sounds very interesting to me.

Speaker 8 (01:18:06):
Yes, it sure does. Plant medicines are definitely something that
is on the rise and helping awaken people in the
way that they can open your hearts, open your minds,
and there's many different plant medicines that are to be
worked with. One advice I have for anybody and everybody
who potentially wants to work with plant medicines that you

(01:18:28):
need to do your research. Who you do that with,
and that you really want to be doing that with
someone who has the proper training and the linear behind them,
and they have the permissions from the indigenous medicine carriers
to share this medicine and a sacred ceremony. And basically
what happens with many of the plant medicines they create
a profound neuroplasticity in our brains. And so that's why

(01:18:52):
in the following weeks after a plant medicine journey, we
can make changes in our lives that we might not
have been able to make with ten years of talking therapy.
And they open a door for us to see what
could be or what can be, and we still need
to be the ones walking through it. The medicine stone
do that for us.

Speaker 3 (01:19:11):
What about Sophie, If I just like taking the plants because.

Speaker 8 (01:19:13):
It's a good time, well, look that that can be
very dangerous, to be honest with you. What many people
don't understand is that some of these plants can open
quite powerful portals. So if you take these plans because
you like to have a good time, you want to
be very careful of the set and setting. You don't
want to be around big groups of people. You want

(01:19:33):
to make sure that you know how to protect yourself
energetically personally. Because I understand how powerful these plants are,
I really wouldn't recommend it, So.

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
For example, sporting events will probably be a bad time
to do that kind of thing.

Speaker 8 (01:19:46):
Yeah, not a great idea.

Speaker 3 (01:19:48):
It's the Lovely Sophie and we are giving away another trip.
We'll be announcing that next Friday.

Speaker 5 (01:19:54):
Yes, Jerry and MANI are for the hood Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:19:59):
Saying these this up makes bet you'll be fascinated by this.
We've teamed up with the Tab to kick off the
NRL season in style by looking for the Warrior's biggest believer.

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
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Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
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Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
Yeah, it has to be visits the Warriors versus.

Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
Game just there's be plenty of money to demand on that.

Speaker 3 (01:20:28):
So we'll be calling someone back all week to see
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Speaker 1 (01:20:36):
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Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
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Speaker 14 (01:20:44):
Like that.

Speaker 11 (01:20:46):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
Yeah, what's coming up on the show today?

Speaker 13 (01:20:48):
Bet well, I.

Speaker 15 (01:20:50):
Guess now that we've got a winner. We've got one
more week for the wellness retreats and we've taken a
few callers there and twelve o'clock rock today. The Dave
Matthews Band, remember them from the twoth Yes, seriously big.
When I was at Unique, was he Welsh?

Speaker 1 (01:21:04):
Matthews is American?

Speaker 15 (01:21:08):
I thought the band was American.

Speaker 16 (01:21:10):
He Maybevid Gravid Gray. That's a different He's the person
that all those people, the musician from the UK, David
Grath thinkers that guy.

Speaker 1 (01:21:21):
He's the Welsh one.

Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
Yeah right, yeah, No. Dave Matthews used to bowl medium
pace for the South Africans back in the day.

Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
Not to be confused with Angelo Matthews from the West Indies,
a different sort of a guy or Matthew Sinclair. Yep,
and again running ail Matthews.

Speaker 3 (01:21:40):
He's not running a ponytail anymore. Matthew sincla is running
a ponytail.

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
Matthew Sincla's coaching one of the domestic teams from underneath
a ponytail.

Speaker 3 (01:21:50):
Is it a rug?

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
No, it's a genuine ponytail, and it's it's atop his head.

Speaker 15 (01:21:55):
So it's not hanging on just by a few years.

Speaker 12 (01:21:57):
No.

Speaker 15 (01:21:57):
No, No, she's a full blown.

Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
There is an epidemic of it's. It's men who I
feel like it's the last roll of the dice and
they'll go a party tail because they're like, there's my
last chance on you. I'm going, Jerry, starting to day.

Speaker 3 (01:22:09):
I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:11):
I'm going long in.

Speaker 15 (01:22:12):
The David Bowie style that we had on my T
shirt the other day.

Speaker 13 (01:22:15):
You know that David Bowie.

Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
I'm going long. Nice, I'm going it's a new I'm
getting some Lengthen there go through a difficult period at
the moment to pull the face tort something like that.
I'm actually I'm going I'm receding in the corners there,
starting to go back, taking a while, but I'm starting
to go back.

Speaker 7 (01:22:32):
That's where I started trying to grow a mullet. A
couple of years ago. Because I knew I was starting
to fin on top. I'm like, oh, what if I
get a whole heap of here at the back? And
then it was so oily it gave me pimples in
my head, and I was like, well, that's the end
of that fun shampoo every day and night.

Speaker 1 (01:22:47):
Actually, now I knew that was going to be gross,
but I just didn't know how.

Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
And I'm surprised every day I tried if we tried
head and shoulders, because I know you've got some dandro
off for shoes as well as a cold saw and
the acme.

Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
Past the back of the ordination and needs to.

Speaker 7 (01:23:04):
Tear out, but I keep bending it too far and
then the scab cracks. Sorry, big, you're going.

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
To see what's going on here?

Speaker 15 (01:23:11):
Well, I'm not womaning the phones now it's all going.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
To How was that, By the way, woman the Phone?
I liked it.

Speaker 15 (01:23:18):
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