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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hidarchy breakfast, get your insulation jobs sorted with Bunning,
straight God actual breakfast with.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Jerry, and then I welcome along to the hearty Breakfast. Tuesday,
the sixteenth of June twenty.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Twenty six, mondays, Jeremy Wells has been nice shore it.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Good morning, Jeremy Wells. Did you see did you catch
any of freedom two fifty yesterday?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Though scraps on the lawn at the White House? I did?

Speaker 4 (00:22):
How long is the walk from the Oval office down
the West Wing all the way and then having to
bow to the to the Emperor about you?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
I loved it.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
The first guy to walk out as well as Diego Lopez,
who's a Spanish speaking gentleman, and so they were playing
Spanish music as they'll.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Walk it out.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
But we're having a supporting of it.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Fantastic staging, I've got to say, and a great place
to hold an event. Yes, Like it just seemed to
me like someone on cocaine had an idea of putting
on a fight somewhere and then they came up with
the idea of doing the White House and then let's
fly an eagle and let's get Trump involved. Let's walk
them let's get them changed in the overlop over office
it was, and nobody said no in the changing rooms.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yet.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
That's brilliant, so very American, isn't it? A couple of
upsets in there as well, if you're interested in the
scraps at all. But just the fact that there was
a scrap on the lawn is hilarious. It gave me,
like Dan hook is one minute scrap vibes. Just like
everyone crowd around, we have a stout here, find out
who the toughest trade is.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Something like that. That was surreal.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, it was goods up in a world of surreal.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
It was even more surreal his.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
Birthdays Jerry and Mini the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
I'd like to draw your attention, fellas to in the
dock an image that I've put in there from South
Auckland Motors, Harris Road, Botany.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Not mad.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Quite a good air, okay, I mean two mays to
three G six two leader down sixty six thousand k's
it's the one thousand.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
One hundred and ninety eight. He not quite two letter
yet not quite too late and that just under two
for cylinder? Was it two letters?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
At one point?

Speaker 2 (02:09):
It's just gone up, I this is the car that
I'm thinking about buying each.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Oh really you're looking at joining the Masda maf yet.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, what do you guys reckon?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Well, it depends how much they're asking for it, which
I don't know if you're allowed to say into a
microphone or not. But I can probably sell you two
thousand and Suzuki Swift for about half the price.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Oh really half the price?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
I will, ye, because you're my mate. Yeah, throwing a dipstick.
Well okay, so what do you what are you? What
are you selling your Swift?

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Well, it's got a it's got a subworfer underneath the
passenger seat.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yes, all right, you can.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Adjust the subwar forer through two dials down by your
foot and the foot Well.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Really so you can? Well it can? You could either
be turned on or turned off.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yeah yeah, yeah, well you can make it louder or that.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
I don't know Azuki Swift was either.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
It could have been my brother in law, but it
doesn't seem like it because he owned it before me
or someone before that. Maybe a seventeen year old owned
it before that.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
What does a subcomes factory standard in a Swift?

Speaker 2 (03:12):
I wouldn't have thought.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
So it's definitely not factory standard because there's a couple
of wires running.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Around the floor. Okay, so also the other thing is
a swift boat? Is it in the boat? S up? No,
it's only the passenger said, oh, it's only to pass.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, yeah, so yeah that already gooch if you're if
you're driving at the other day, Yeah, it's a real
good trick you read.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
On my goat. It's been a loose and flappy ever since.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
And I don't want you to think that the fact
that I couldn't get us up the up the ramp
into the mall car park, I don't want you to
think of that as a fair representation of the car.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Right.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
For one, it was overloaded. To the guy stopped in
front of me. You know, I can't stop. It's a
manual car. I can't stop on a ramp overloaded. It
had three people in that well, one of them was
so it was massively overloaded.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Three people in one car. And you're saying it's overloaded.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah, well it's a look it's not. I can have
five people on it.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
I've driven it around for five people in it before.
I had a bunch of bags from the airport.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
So from the airport, that's good. It's where a lot
of them come.

Speaker 6 (04:08):
And you can't figure many case you reckon. Your car's
down now.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
One hundred and ninety thousand.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Boy, okay, fresh as a daisy for that squeal. But
that's kind of gone away a little bit.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
I has a little kid.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Drive through it.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah, drive through that service.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Whatever was rubbing together to make that squiel has entirely
worn away now, so it makes no noise.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
It's lost all its cartilage. Yeah, and it's just bone
on bone bones. Okay, so what are we talking now?

Speaker 1 (04:37):
I mean, yeah, look, I'd let go just because it's
you do it for. I'll let gave it three three
three grands. Three that's racically shopping trolley with the motor
and I don't know how many is it cylinders?

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Still go. I feel like three is not a bad deal.
I think it's just the.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Sub itself be worth grand.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
And manual.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah, and I'll leave all of the drop cloths and
rolling brushes and trays in it from when I paid
to my fence like two years ago that it's still
sitting in the book.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
I want you to take those I want you to
take those.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
I mean three.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Get certainly not the sub one.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
I'm tempted Jerry and Minia the hold I keep Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
So the new Jackass movie is out.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
On July two.

Speaker 6 (05:28):
Reminder, the stunts in this movie were performed by professionals.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
I'm women.

Speaker 6 (05:32):
I'm brymar Jerrold, I'm.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Preston Lacy, I'm Chris Ponnier.

Speaker 6 (05:35):
So for your safety and the protection of those.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
Around you, agree with England.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
I'm Steve Ryan.

Speaker 6 (05:40):
Do not attempt any of the stunts you have just seen.

Speaker 7 (05:43):
Oh, I'm Johnny Knoxville.

Speaker 6 (05:44):
I'm Johnny Knoxville.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Who I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to jack Welcome to the
first day of our last film.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
What you're feeling, I'm sad.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Does it make you sad?

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Chris No, I'm not in touch with my emotions.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
It's called Jackars Best and Last. So it's the last
ever Jackass film. They go back, I believe, and talk
about some of the show, some of the stunts that
have been in the past.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yeah, I think there's some of the stunts in there
that they weren't allowed to show or hadn't showed for
one reason or another up until now. Plus I think
a bunch of new stuff as well. Jackas loom Large
have my childhood. I was on the playgrounds passing the
chess's and DVDs around. If you send this go around
to someone. Zo's got an older brother who's got to

(06:33):
copy a Jackass if you want to go and watch it.
It changed television, it did, And so we have an
exciting opportunity where we're going to be interviewing Johnny Knoxville.
And so we asked you yesterday on the show and
on the Conclave if there are any questions that you've
ever wanted to ask Johnny Knoxville and could you share
them with us and we'll share them with him? And

(06:54):
you have, so I'll go through a few of them.
Let's just weed a couple out here. I reckon Fellas.
What was the stunt that didn't look painful on film
but hurt the most or vice versa looked painful, wasn't
too bad to perform?

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Oh yep, that's a good, good question from Lewis.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
How's the penis after the dirt bike landed on it
in that Nitre Circus episode? That's right?

Speaker 3 (07:13):
So, yeah, he did a dirt bike stunt, didn't he?
But he'd never really ridden a motorbike.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Before I did. I didn't say it.

Speaker 6 (07:20):
Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
I think that's what happened.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
There is Jerry going to recreate his look from the
jackass time period for this interview?

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Is that a question to Johnny Knoxville to ask?

Speaker 1 (07:29):
That's that's one to ask.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Okay, he's going to be like, who's Jerry.

Speaker 6 (07:35):
You're going to be talking to him.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
He will still be like, who's Jerry? He won't remember
my name even from introducing myself at the beginning of
the interview.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Who's the craziest, most out the gate celebrity you've partied with?

Speaker 6 (07:45):
That's a good one.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
What's the condition of your downstairs? Surely not great.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
There's about seven or eight downstairs related questions, which is interesting.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
After all the dick waks. Can you still get a stiffyet?
Who when you get your glasses? Asking for a friend
was the start that looked harmless but actually scared the
g And in this one, do you shave your downstairs?

Speaker 2 (08:03):
That's a good question. I mean, that's it'll be an
interesting one.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
I imagine in his situation, yes, he would Trump's downstairs,
but I mean, you probably want some kind of protection
down there.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
How often do you reckon he's doing this stuff? Like
if he's not being filmed, yourek and he's still doing
dumb shit.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
I reckon It.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Seems like it's in as nature, does I think?

Speaker 5 (08:22):
So?

Speaker 6 (08:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:23):
All right, well keep those coming and you can text
us in on three four oh three. You can send
those into the Conclave, which is the Hidaky Breakfast private
Facebook page. If you get a question for Johnny Knoxville,
blastom there and we'll put it to him.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
We'll put him to the sword. Probably just one downstairs
question though, I think so.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
Jerry and the Night, the Hoarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Time the later sport headlines.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Thanks to expert Ultra to bfa here, Cape Verde have
pulled off a stunning goalless draw over world number two
Spain and their feet for World Cup debut in Atlanta.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Give them a taste the Kiwi.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
It's finished nell all Ward number sixty seven held firm
as Spain fired twenty seven shots on goal to just
six from the Africans.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
It's all you need, isn't it? In the in this
football World Cup? This is all we did in twenty
ten strong d Yeah, just hard to park the bus.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Look, we're not going to score, but neither are you.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
The All Whites meet Iran from one pm and there
open and while Belgium and Egypt are also in their
group square off at seven.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Could you point to Cape Verde on a.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Mat I'm gonna say. It's in the West coast of Africa.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
You are bang on, You are bang on.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
It's a small archipelago off the West African coasts. Their
official languages Portuguese and Cape Verdean Creole. Population of about
five hundred and fifty thousand.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
People is Portuguese Guese.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
I was going to say French.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
That's interesting.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah, So that is essentially like a one of the
Pacific island nations beating out in Spain.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah, it's incredible.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Coach Brendan McCallum has refused to guarantee Ben Stokes will
return his England cricket captain and his first press conference
since the Nightclub saga, McCallum reiterated his support for Stokes
but didn't endorse a return to lead the side. Head
of the Second Test starting tomorrow night at the Oval,
McCullum says, those calls we made down the line batsman
Jordan Cox and Placeman's Sunny Baker will debut for England

(10:14):
at the Oval, while Quake's Matthew Fisher and jof for
Archer returned for Stokes, Gars Atkinson, Ollie Robinson and Spinner
Shub this year.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah, that one's sort of flown under the radar, hasn't it?

Speaker 2 (10:23):
The second?

Speaker 1 (10:24):
The second test, don't really know what to make of it.
I mean that the first one was such an anomaly,
but how much has happened in that week since then?

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Apparently the Oval pitch is a road.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Is that enough to coax Can Williamson out of retirement?

Speaker 5 (10:39):
Then?

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Apparently not? And the Black Stacks women have opened there
f I h Nations, Cup and Style with a three
to one, went over South Korea on Auckland's north shore.
They front up again tonight against Chile from six pm.

Speaker 5 (10:53):
Jerry and Mian Night the Hot Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
And I was asking a question earlier off here are
dogs fungible? It's an important question.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
It's one I think we need to solve here on
this is what the porn of this radio show is,
to solve the world's burning issues, like our dogs fungible?

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Because I scour the Facebook pages, community groups, et cetera
around New Zealand for information, for stories, just to keep
connected to the community.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yeah, keep your herid of the ground.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Is that journalistic contegrity that you've never lost?

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Thank you appreciate that about you, Jerry, and I scour.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
These community Facebook pages all around the country, not just
my own one. No, In fact, I ignore my own
one because I'm not interested in learning about Ben but.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Well it's often about you as well.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
I was scanning the Island Bay Peeps page, so Island
Bay and Wellington.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Ah, Yes, because there's some interesting stuff happening down there
around the poo.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Just as a side note, are you on the mostly
South African women in how it Caan surrounds?

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yeah? I actually have got a little bit of a
tentacle in there.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yeah, because I know a dear friend of the show's
mother was in there, but she was actually from Zimbabwe,
so she was like, well can I be in there?
So they had to change it from South African women
and howick too mostly South African women and how and
then someone else said, well, I'm from Packet Hunger. Can
I also be in the thing that I find mostly
South African women in how it can surrounds.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
It's inclusive.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
I actually ran into that group while we're over in
Fiji here for this very show. We did a promotion
where we took some people across the Fiji and that
same group we're holidaying actually across the resort that we're
at in Fiji.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
The mostly South African women in HALLI can surrounds.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Yeah, Mash got to know them very well, so very
very well with the same question the whole time.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
So how long are you guys?

Speaker 3 (12:25):
When are you guys staying to He must have asked
them about fifteen times in one night. Anyway, the Island
Bay Peeps group. Yes, so there's an interesting interesting post
in there. It says my husband went to the Island
Bay dog Beach at six pm tonight with a black
lab and has come back with the wrong one. If
you know anything, can you please get in touch man?

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Honestly, would there be an easier dog to do that
with than the black lab?

Speaker 2 (12:52):
They are all very very similar.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
I like the fact that this person first name Gail,
has dropped her husband in completely my husband.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
And husband, my husband. Yes, we're going to start to
the island.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
We're starting with a fingerpoint here we're going to start
with his fault, is it You.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
Could have just cut down hollow and said we've accidentally
ended up with the wrong black lab from the dog
park at blah blah blah. Yeah, but it's the fact
that her husband went there.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yeah, so she's immediately thrown him under the bus. How
how rud I understand you've done a little bit of
deep diving on this. How do you end up with
the wrong dog from the dog parks?

Speaker 6 (13:25):
So apparently the situation was that there was a couple
including this wife and the husband who has been talked about,
and they were dogs sitting in house, sitting for it
for their friends. And so the husband goes, I'm going
to take old mate down to the dog beach. This
is going to be a great old run around for him.
And then six perment night, I just starting to get
a bit dark. He's like, it's the black lab. I'll
just take it home. And unfortunately taking the wrong black

(13:48):
lab easy was that?

Speaker 3 (13:49):
But the funniest thing is someone else would have ended
up with their dogs or did they just end up
with no dog?

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Oh this is a strange I mean there would go
a like for like swap, well just nothing and.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
So this leads us back to my original question. Does
it matter because does the dog know that it's at
a different house.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Probably not.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
The other dog's probably happy enough if no one's posted
in that same page about it.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Well, if it's a black labrador, would just be happy
to be getting into the bin. I'm working here at
the photos of the lab and it's it looks really happy.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
It's pretty generous. Yeah, So what does it matter? So
one black lab's gone over there, one black lab's gone there?
Does it matter which black lab you have? If you
go to a dog park and you come away with
the dog that's vaguely similar to yours, like the square,
aren't we heah?

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Maybe there's actually something in this. Maybe you should be
allowed to go along to a dog parts like a
swap meet. Yeah, you go along to a dog meet,
you're not really happy with your dog. You just end
up taking another one home and where you go?

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeah, I like it.

Speaker 8 (14:41):
It's the Hiderchy Breakfast Jeremy Wells and the Nice to It,
The Darkey Breakfast.

Speaker 5 (14:48):
Jerry and Mania, Theodarkey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Doing a bit of research into the unexplained of the
weekend fellas the Pentagon has released a third batch of
vintage Classify files related flying sources and other unideentified flying
objects or UFOs, or as they're calling them now UAPs.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Finally they're releasing this classified material.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Yeah, there seems to be a lot of this drip
feeding out, but unfortunately it's coming a time where the
world is so weird it's hard to know what's real
or not. Anyway, do you remember a couple of years ago,
mid Rugby World Cup, Mexico released three mummified aliens. Just
remember that?

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:27):
The hell was that?

Speaker 2 (15:28):
In fact, I think am I looking at a picture
of one in front of me here that's from my
own personal collection.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
There, that's sort of a strange They look like that,
sort of sandy exactly the type of alien creatures that
you'd imagine an alien to look like.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
They look how I feel when I'm hungover. I've seen
you look like that before.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Very dry, just dust the hair, very dry and full
of mummified lips parched. Yeah. So they've released seventy two
newly released files dating back from the nineteen forties that
show the government investigators have been looking ato UFO signings
not just in the dates but around the world. I
have always found it interesting that all of the UFO

(16:05):
sightings tend to come from the US.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
That is weird, isn't it. Why do they come from
the US?

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Yea, And it's weird that they all came after a
whole lot of sci fi films that emerged. Yeah, and
they all seem to I don't know, there's a there's
definitely a similarity in terms of shape and and the
way that people think. And it's in keeping worth how
everyone else.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Yeah. I also noted that since the dawn of the
handheld camera and certainly the camera phone, you would have
expected if you were UFOs were out there that they
would have gone through the roof. HD hasn't.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
No, it hasn't the other way around.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
I remember watching a docco back in the day and
it was on all these unexplained phenomena from home handicam footage.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
And it was like the rods. Do you remember the rods?

Speaker 1 (16:50):
So it was like a rod that was always captured
on film and it would have this oscillating thing along
the side of it. What is it? It was an
insect flying past the camera, right because the frame rates
so the wings come through is like this, Okay, ridiculous
because at the time, I remember.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
People saying in the nineteen eighties and the ninety nineties, Look,
can you imagine if people actually had phones on them, yeah,
that they're just there would be sighting signing, siding signing signings.
And you know, if only we could just see a
little bit cleareru Yes, then we'd be fine.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Now all of a sudden, we can say clearer and
then we can't see anything.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
This UFO whistleblower David Grusch, was calling for the release
of Federal Space alien files this week.

Speaker 9 (17:27):
For decades onnown the objects of freely operated and restricted
airspace and large metropolitan areas, and the agencies responsible for
securing the homeland cannot adequately defend against it. In my
official duties, I was exposed to human and singles intelligence
information concerning for an adversary UAP crash retrieval, exploitation and
study efforts, adversary views on US Legacy program reverse engineering efforts,

(17:53):
and US held audiovisual information related to crash retrieval matters,
such as the recovered vehicles and the associated biological material.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
He sounds legit?

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Does it? Does that make any sense to anyone? And
not way too over excited about that.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Chris joins us on the line, Chris, have you ever
had any UFO experiences Money Team?

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (18:15):
I actually have, was just on sunset, as they always are.

Speaker 11 (18:20):
But this on here was just a glowing orb. It
was too low to be an aeroplane, too high to
be a drone, and didn't have like the green and
the red lights. It was just a glowing orb. But
boy did it zip from the left to the right
of the sky to west. We're pretty crazy. It was
pretty crazy.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Where about the country was this, Chris?

Speaker 10 (18:38):
Southland?

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Southland?

Speaker 10 (18:39):
Yeah, okay, don't judge me.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
No, no, no, There's not a lot of airplanes going
over Southland, so it couldn't have been that.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (18:46):
Yeah. And there's also a Facebook page, so I don't
know if you.

Speaker 11 (18:48):
Guys are aware UFO sightings in New Zealand, and there's
people posting on that all the time.

Speaker 10 (18:53):
Quite was actually quite an active place for the UFOs.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
So, Chris, what did you do after you saw this, ufol?

Speaker 10 (18:59):
I went and finished my beer, right.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Brilliant?

Speaker 1 (19:03):
All right, Well, thanks for the core, Chris. Of course
there's a Facebook page. I had no idea I'm going
to go and look that up right now. Someone said
to the cris seat magic mushrooms before the cider that
does the question that doesn't just creudit it give us
a tax three four O three. Well, you can give
us a call eight hundred Hadaki. Any UFO sidings out
there would love to hear from you.

Speaker 5 (19:22):
Jerry and Mini the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
We're talking UFO sidings because over the weekend, the Pentagon's
released a third batch of vintage classified files relating to
UFOs seventy two newly released files doating back to the
nineteen forties that show that the government investigators had been
looking into UFO sidings not just on the States, but
also around the rest of the world.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Yeah, they've released a bunch of different footage. There's the
tic Tac footage where a bunch of American warplanes are
flying around and then they see this thing that's shaped
like a tictac flying at speeds I've never seen before,
and then it's abruptly changing directions and going up and
down and then underwater then back up, and they're like,
we've got nothing.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Like that on this planet.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
There's been some famous ones in New Zealand is of
course the Coke Cogona sighting from an ne New Zealand pilot.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Oh yeah, and that was and that was filmed.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
Lights above the ocean. I think that one there they
thought maybe had something to do with squid boats in
the but it was not that one there lied the
news in the late nineteen seventies.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
It lied the news and apparently the big UFO sighting
community in New Zealand, and of course they're on Facebook,
so I need to do a bit of investigation into that.
Chris Colden before on one hundred Haraki would love to
hear from you as well if you've had any sightings.
He saw a glowing orb too low to be an aeroplane,
the wrong color to be a drone down there in Southland,

(20:43):
and someone else has said I've seen the exact same
thing as Chris, but in Wellington. So they're traveling far and.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
The coast.

Speaker 6 (20:53):
From another planet they could get.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
They could probably get remember cargo to Wellington pretty quickly.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Ready you've had a sighting.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Look.

Speaker 6 (21:00):
I don't know if I should talk about this Spears,
but once upon a time, my late teenage years, was
driving around the university area of Hamilton and I went
up a hill and I turned a corner and right
in front of me, from out of nowhere, probably about
ten meters up in the air, so quite low there
was there was just this red and blue again I'm

(21:22):
going to use the word orb. It was an orb
and it was red and blue, and I've never been
able to explain it. It hovered in front of me
for a good sort of ten seconds and then it
zoomed off to my left toe to it's right. And
I shared that with some friends and they said, hey,
you don't think that could just be a police helicopter
because it was red and blue. Yeah, but I mean

(21:45):
this is Hamilton and the police helicopter is traditionally an
Auckland thing.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Is not Also, does the police helicopter have a light
because the light is designed to be seen in car review?

Speaker 6 (21:55):
Red and blue?

Speaker 8 (21:56):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (21:56):
When we were what time of year was are we
talking here? It wasn't around sort of May June? Sort
of time was that radio at university May June. I'm
doing some forager. I was going to say it was
early winter, so that.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
These sightings do come in June, which is interesting. They
do tend There's another one here.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
I was walking home from picking up some fish and
chips on a Sunday evening in ninety five. I was
strolling down Celtic Celtic Crescent and Ellesleye and almost dropped
my fish and chips when I saw an orb traveling
so erratically and quickly that simply couldn't have been mad mate, man.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Mate, there's another orb. There seem to be a lot
of orbs.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Yeah, drug test rudus es Eshley, all right, I'm ready
to say that. I mean, we can't drug test you
from what was it in nineteen ninety seven? Or now
let's do it historical drug test one.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Last one here. I think the nineties show Roswell got
it right. They live among us.

Speaker 6 (22:44):
I think my ex was.

Speaker 5 (22:45):
One Jerry in the night the Key Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
So the All Whites are just hours away from their
first game of the twenty twenty six feet for World Cup,
kick off at one pm, and they're up against a
team that have had a bit on besides football recently,
the Islamic Republic of Iran. So ran a heavy favorites.
A dollar eighty TB's got them. There are the draws
at three thirty New Zealand paying five twenty, but you'd

(23:13):
have to say, this would surely be our best chance
of a win. Joining us now the host of weekends
sport on newstalok Z'B football commentator for Skysport, Jason Pine,
Is that right, Poney?

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Is this our best chance of a win?

Speaker 12 (23:24):
Absolutely?

Speaker 13 (23:25):
Guys.

Speaker 12 (23:25):
Yeah, get on that draw though, Get on that draw.
I don't mind that money on the draw. Yeah, it
is our best chance for a win. It feels as
though Iran have had what is probably best described as
a disrupted build up to this World Cup. So yeah,
this afternoon, Los Angeles, look at sixteen years since we
were last here, you know, South Africa twenty ten. Here

(23:48):
we are again. Exciting times but yeah, up against it,
but not beyond the realms of possibility. They could get
something out of.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
This is the draw, the planned Piney, Would you rather
see this team get a drawer going for a draw
or would you rather see them lose trying to win?

Speaker 14 (24:02):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (24:03):
What a question?

Speaker 10 (24:05):
What a question.

Speaker 12 (24:07):
Look, at the end of the day, this is about
trying to get out of the group and you need
points to that. I don't want to see them park
a big bus in front of goal, and I don't
think they will. That's not really this team's style, so
they do at some point have to give it a
bit of a crack. I think I think caution initially,
and if they can get to halftime, let's say, and
we're all square, then they can perhaps look at what

(24:28):
they can do in the second half. This team won't
come out and just throw caution to the wind immediately.
They will be they will be solid to start, but yeah,
it's it'll be a fascinating tactical battle. If at the
end of it they can take something from this game,
then I think they'll be very, very satisfied.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
We didn't the football comment out of Jason pine Piney. Obviously,
we've got some firepower at the front with Chris Wood.
How big and impact can a player like him.

Speaker 12 (24:54):
Have massive on the team, on the team in particular,
as that team walks out let out by Chris Wood,
as they look and see that big number nine on
his back leading them out, they think, we've got a
premier league player in our team. We've got a game
breaker in our team, one of the greatest to ever
wear the white shirt. So he will elevate everybody else
around him, and from the Iranian point of view, he

(25:16):
takes a lot of attention, you know. So whether it
be that he is the man to make the difference
or that he takes attention away from others who could
perhaps capitalize on that, Yeah, he is. His influence on
this team cannot be overstated.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
What about Matt Garbott.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
I see he's done a hammy. He's probably going to
be out for this game. Have I an out? Is that?

Speaker 13 (25:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (25:36):
He's gonna play.

Speaker 12 (25:36):
Matt Garbett. I think he probably would have started the
game had he been fit. So I guess we watch
his rehab with interest. It's a position on the pitstough
where we do have a fair amount of depth. The
lights of Jesse Randall, Auckland FC's star from the last season,
Eli just playing in Scotland at the moment. Callum Macwatt
ben old, So there are other options there. Matt Garbett
would help, Like I say, would have started. It's not

(25:59):
an absolutely imaging blow. Put it this way, if it
had been Chris Wood out, that would be a different story.
Matt Garman, He's a loss, not as big a loss.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
What about the man of the moment, Tim Payne. Is
he starting for the All Whites Pony?

Speaker 12 (26:11):
I think you will yes, as six million Instagram followers
will be delighted with that that that he'll he'll start
it right back this afternoon. Now what a whirl would
for that?

Speaker 13 (26:19):
Blow?

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Gay?

Speaker 12 (26:20):
I mean I speaking to someone yesterday and they said, look,
he might not have to play football again.

Speaker 10 (26:24):
If you've got one hundred if you've got one hundred
thousand followers, you.

Speaker 12 (26:27):
Can charge about ten grand for a pot.

Speaker 10 (26:30):
The Blakes that they've got the gold.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
You never have to get out of it again.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
And what about this? The stadium that they're playing at
is enormous. There is tim pain enough of a drawer
card that they're going to fill that anything out here.

Speaker 12 (26:45):
Look, millions turned away. I think as far it's going
to happen these stadiums, man, I mean, we know Americans
love love big things, don't they. That Sofi Stadium in
La What an arena for these guys to walk into
this afternoon.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Piney, do we know how ticket sales are going?

Speaker 4 (26:59):
Like?

Speaker 2 (26:59):
It's a see as I said, a huge stadium. Surely
can't fill that thing up?

Speaker 12 (27:03):
Well, I don't know. I mean Los Angeles, outside of Iran,
has the biggest Iranian population in the world, So you
know there'll be a lot of Iranian fans. I know
about three or four thousand New Zealand fans have traveled
to be there. They'll make a lot of noise, they'll
be outnumbered, and then there'll be the casual fan who
just wants to get along to a World Cup game.

(27:23):
So I wouldn't imagine there'll be too many empty seats there.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
This afternoon host the Weekend Sport on Newstorks. He'd be
football commentator for Sky Sports. Jason Pine, thank you so
much for your time this morning.

Speaker 5 (27:33):
Great to chair boys Jerry and midnight the Larchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
It's time for it's academic. We're going to ask some
five questions. They're going to get three correct to win
the fifty dollars bunnings of outch I had hundred hudocke
I hade hundred four to eight seventy five.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
And this morning, I believe we're going international. Adam from
Nelson who owns his own business but apparently attended Aquinas
College on the Gold Coast. Is that right at him?

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Good morning?

Speaker 14 (27:59):
Yes, that's all right.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
So this is our first internationally educated contestant.

Speaker 10 (28:04):
Okay, no pressure then no, Well, you are going to.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Be representing not just the Gold Coast, but the wide
Australia and indeed Australasian region.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
I was going to say Oceania, Yes, I was going
to I was going to really broaden it out all
of the oceans of the South Pacific and Indian Ocean
as well.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
Are you prepared to take that on, Adam?

Speaker 13 (28:23):
Yeah, go for it.

Speaker 10 (28:24):
Hopefully ruders got some nice easy questions for me today.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Softball there I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
There is an Australian related one in there, so that
could help you?

Speaker 15 (28:35):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Yes, there is. I think he's definitely Adam. Is everything
going to get that right? All right, let's get into it.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
First question for Adam from Nelson. What year did the
All Whites last play at the FIFA World Cup.

Speaker 10 (28:48):
Two thousand and six?

Speaker 1 (28:50):
No, it was?

Speaker 3 (28:52):
This is a given which Australian band had the hit
Beds of Burning Midnight?

Speaker 10 (28:57):
Correct?

Speaker 3 (28:58):
What was the name of Christina apple Gate's character and
married with children?

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Ah?

Speaker 10 (29:08):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (29:08):
Pass Kelly Bunny.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Relating to text messages, what does m is stand for.

Speaker 10 (29:18):
Standard Message service?

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Short?

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Message service means that you can't get the last one right?

Speaker 13 (29:25):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Nor what you did the all White slash plate in
the world cup.

Speaker 6 (29:32):
We had just had someone on five minutes ago, so
that was twenty two. I don't think that's my fault.
I think that's people not paying attention.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Adam.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Do you want to hear that?

Speaker 16 (29:41):
I wasn't.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
I wasn't in the cabin.

Speaker 10 (29:43):
I didn't hear that.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Do you want to do you want to hear the
last one? Dam?

Speaker 5 (29:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Go on fire.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
What was the name of the school principal and the
Simpsons that's Skinner principal Skinner.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
Ah, No, I blame them. It's not your fault. Don't worry,
it's not your education.

Speaker 6 (30:01):
Yeah, we all blame reader.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Yeah, thanks for listening, Adam, thanks for playing as well.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Have a lovely day.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
So it's at a hunch tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Then it's right, it's.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
Time and this is the Hurdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 5 (30:13):
Jerry and Mania The Hdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 8 (30:17):
Kerri and Mania joined the complayt the Hdarchy Breakfast discussion
group on Facebook.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
For more time for lame claims to fame. No claim
to fame is to lame. Oh eight hundred Hidarchy or
three four A three, those are the numbers to send
us in.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
I think we've got straight to the funds there. Jerry
Good morning, Chris, your lame clanion to fame. Your great
grandpa was an RAF pilot.

Speaker 7 (30:37):
Yeah, great uncle. So as far as I know, they
went back to the UK last year. I've been here
twenty odd years and three kindle a relationship with them,
and yeah, found and he flew to hurricane bombers and
if Luke started flying during the Cold War, he was
one to fly out of Scotland and take it over
to Moscow and I.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Can drop it, okay. So so his charge was so
is this after World War.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Two or was this during the Cold Wars?

Speaker 7 (31:08):
I think he was seven.

Speaker 6 (31:09):
He was fining the.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Hurricane seventies, eighties, nineties and today still flying hurricans, I think.

Speaker 5 (31:17):
So.

Speaker 7 (31:17):
Yeah, you had that full thing there. He was stationed
in Cypress with a battalion, I think.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
And how how did he feel about the responsibility of
dropping in nuke.

Speaker 7 (31:29):
I don't only mean what he said. He just kind
of shrug it off and just as you do what
you got to do.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Job, it's my job. Yeah, great lame claim to fame.
Thanks very much for the call, Chris.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Chris, I like this one here, which has come from
the socials from last night. I did wheeze next to
Mike McRoberts at the Marlon Williams concert during the intermission.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
There's a lot of a lot of wheeze in directions
coming through on the on the lame claims to fame.
Met Mike McRoberts the other day, Great New Yander true
did didn't do any wheys beside him?

Speaker 2 (31:58):
No, we were in a car. Yeah, it would have
been stop.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
We didn't stop for weasy stage before you.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Got film to say. Look, we're gonna be in this
car for some time.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
If anyone needs to go, go now. I'm not going
to stop the car.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
I'm not stopping this car. There's nothing worse.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
I've already told you. Oh man, my work mats partner's
mum was the person who invented Goody Goody gum drops
ice cream. Oh yeah, kidding man, Gun retweet that, Yeah,
my work mates partner's mum.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
Was the person who invented Goody Goodye Gun, Well, can
I just say to your workmates partners mum, thank you, Yeah,
thank you for your service. Thank you for what you've
done for the frozen confectionery industry. Thank you what you've
done for for me, my family and nightly joy. Basically,
I've got more joy out of Goody Goodye gun drops

(32:47):
than any other ice cream.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
But listen, my grandfather's brother Met Romel, while we're going.

Speaker 5 (32:52):
War A J.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Rommel, the famous Nazi general.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
You'd have to think so my grandfather's brother, Met Rommel.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Wasn't he that what? The something of the disit what
they call him? The something of the desert though the
desert something the desert dweller.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Gus As misses through on Instagram. I see Tom Walsh
in a cafe that man ate enough to feed a
family of four.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
Now, okay, just a question. Is that Tom Walsh the
andes Undies dogs guy? Or is that Tom Walsh the
shot putter?

Speaker 1 (33:19):
You would have to think shot putter if they're eating
for a family of four.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Okay, but I don't know. Oh no, he's a big eater,
Tom Walsh.

Speaker 13 (33:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
But Andy's and his togs guy.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Shane Bond's son went to my school, rights Luke.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
That is lame.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
That's one here. I saw a few lads pissing around
Ben Boyce at the Wars last weekend, and then.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
On last quo gone for we get another song?

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Hold on that one for a second, I saw a
few lads pisting around being boys. So so your lame
claimed to famous that you saw some people pisting around
Ben Boyce, it's name that you saw bin boys.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
No claim Jerry too lame, No claim too lame. That
goes close. Will has written through on Instagram as well.
Brad Shields was meant to train at a gym I
was working at but didn't come.

Speaker 5 (34:04):
Well.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Well, Brad Shields didn't do a lot of things.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
He's got a bit on I'll tell you what he
did do. He won the Once of Rugby in twenty sixteen.
He's get another crack this weekend. Yeah, I keep the
text coming through three four eight three Rommels nickname Jerry
was is it Fox?

Speaker 3 (34:18):
The desert Fox? I knew it is the desert something
he loved a Panzer.

Speaker 5 (34:24):
Jerry Mnia the Hodarkey breakfast from.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
Broiled currently in lame climes to fame three four eight
three oh eight hundred hardache. You send us in your
lame claim to fame just so you know, no claim
to famous, to name and everybody has one.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Yes, everyone gets a new one every week and seems
as well. Do you want to start with the John
Wright one.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Yeah, this is a good one.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
I saved former black Cap John Wright at the christ
Church Folk Club on Sunday night. He chatted about his
cricket days and also his songwriting which I have actually got.
I got sent to me the John Right album. He's
put out an album. John Right, of course left Han
opening batsman for New Zealand, averaged in the mid to
low thirties.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Captain and co presenter of the VHS. We made Zoe
play yesterday on the VCR.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
Yep, former coach of India, Great New Zealander. Apparently I
haven't met him before, but I've heard great things about him.
But yeah, I listened to his album not long ago
and I was like, that's right, because I always remember
reading cricket biographies in the nineteen eighties and the ninety nineties,
which is the only boox I overead, and always had
a photo of John Wright playing guitar.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
He'd take his guitar along with him. Yep, and long history.
This is what John Wright sounds like.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Marie last Sentry twenty one year's Darn, the track.

Speaker 13 (35:42):
Good with the Bad, They Glad and the Sad Too
late to go back?

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Does he sound like I thought?

Speaker 2 (35:50):
He soon Conway Twitter.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
I thought he said good with the bat, he said
good with the bad.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
The Gladness said yeah, good in the sack. Well, who
would have known who?

Speaker 1 (36:03):
And I actually didn't really know who was until it
just used today. Let's go to the phone lines, Jake
from christ This Morning, Jake, good morning.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
What's your lane?

Speaker 3 (36:11):
Claim to fame?

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Jake?

Speaker 14 (36:12):
Back in two thousand and eight, I dropped an F
bomb on the after School Kids TV Show's Studio too.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
How did you get into that situation?

Speaker 17 (36:24):
So they were running the competition where you're emailing your
phone number and each day they call a random number
and you need to pick up and answer with I
believe it was please Studio to give me some.

Speaker 16 (36:36):
And then you go on the draw and you win
a trip to some are But I think it's all
common now. But if you're watching TV in vent on Sky,
there was a bit of a delay, so.

Speaker 14 (36:46):
I think that was still in commercial.

Speaker 17 (36:48):
So the phone rings, I pick.

Speaker 14 (36:49):
Up the phone and I say oh, sorry, and I
say oh and yeah. It sort of went out on
air and Paul, Vicky, Lennon, Dane and Boordre were quite shocked.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
I mean, look, people have dropped a lot of your
boems on the show is mainly meniah, but to drop
it on a kids on the Kids after the TV show,
I loved that.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
I take it you didn't win that trip for Sama
De Probably.

Speaker 14 (37:13):
Not, but I'd love Jerry to use his tiving good
pass to try and track down Yeah, I know the
exact day it was too.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Okay, just hold it off here and let zone know
the exact date and I'll say if I can find
it in the archive.

Speaker 14 (37:28):
Im brilliant.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Thank you, Good on you, Jake, Thanks for your call.
Here's Mike Morning. Mike, welcome to the show.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
How are we good? What's your lane claim to fame?

Speaker 10 (37:37):
Mike, So, I invented the bottle flip?

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Hold on, hold on, this is this is right up
there with Frankie Stevens inventing. Chuir, walk us through, walk
us through the inception of the bottle flip, please, Mike.

Speaker 13 (37:50):
Okay, it's not the acception. That was a creation. So
you you're going to go back in time a little bit.

Speaker 10 (37:55):
So it's about ninety.

Speaker 13 (37:56):
Ninety seven and I was an underage teenage drinker. So
I was seventeen and we'd gone taking a week to
get some alcohol and I'd gone half as someone in
a bottle of vodka or something, and I had a
a two leader of coke or whatever. We'd mixed it together,

(38:19):
and so we're in a party out in Gordington, out
from Hamilton, in the back of nowhere, dark, ten o'clock
on a Saturday night. Can't get any more alcohol. I've
got all the alcohol in my in my world, in
this half empty bottle, half empty two d five liter
of pretty muched alcohol. And I'm walking along a farm track,

(38:43):
walking from the party with a couple of girls. Thought
I was trying to be pretty cool, and I was
had my arm swinging back and forward in a full
arc with the bottle loosely between my two fingers, and
I'm walking along in my arms, going in a full
range of motion, and then the bottle fling out of

(39:04):
my hand at fat full reach and we're flying through
the air about five or six meters in. My heart
jumped and I started running because as soon as it
fell over and tipped out all my alcohol for the
night's going to go on in the middle of Gornington.
I'm underage. There's no way to get any more alcohol.
So my whole life flashed before my eyes and I

(39:26):
run and five or six meters in front of me,
the bottle ended perfectly vertical.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Incredible, absolutely incredible.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Mike, thanks very much for the call, and thus the
bottle flip.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Thus the bottle flip was born. It takes through from Lee.
Hurry up, Mike, the UFO a UFO flew over. I
like that inception story of the bottle flap. See the
bottle flip.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
See you go, Sees.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
You learn something new every day on the show Jerry.

Speaker 5 (39:52):
In the night they breakfast.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
We are embroiled in your lanes, claims to Fames three
four A three heartache.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
He how's this one very topical for this morning. I
am the nephew of Richard Hayes from Fukatan. That's from
sewn Ah.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
That was last night. Richard Hayes, a great New Zealander
who was called upon just out of a random act,
was called by a hospital to go and pick someone up.
He was the wrong Richard Hayes, that accidentally called a
different Richard Hayes. But but he went and picked him
up anyway. Just what a guy, good Samaritan. Look, I'm
not the guy you're thinking of, but if someone needs

(40:27):
perking up. I'm out of Lucien. Do't come picking up.
There's a song about him?

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Now, what a great New Zealander.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Another text here, I got out of my car at
a fruit World and locked eyes with Rita Aor in
the car next to me, Tiger was inside buying his
fruit and bitch.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
And what happens when you lock eyes out in the
wild with someone like Rita Ara.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
So I don't know about Rita Ara, but I've seen
people do it, both to you and to Lee Hart,
and they have this flash of do I know this
guy across their face and often they go hey mate,
and then they and you can see on their face
going I actually don't know that guy, just I recognize them.

Speaker 15 (40:59):
Well.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
I still get a few Boomers particularly that come up
and they don't know how they know me. Yes, and
they're like they think that I'm someone that they know,
like a family member or something, and then they sort
of work it out, and when they work it out,
they often feel quite embarrassed.

Speaker 6 (41:13):
The opposite thing. Once I pulled up at a Wistokland
bakery and I looked to my left and in the
car next to me and the driver's seat was no
word of like David Bain and I completely thought I
Am not going to make eye contact with this guy.
I just couldn't do it.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
Is it just me? Or when you see the name
reta Order, do you want to roll the r.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Harder than I've ever rolled in our It's the hardest
I've ever wanted to roll in our. Lame claim to fame.
I did weeze next to Luke McAllister over the weekend.
Didn't realize until I looked over. Let's just say I
got stage fright and couldn't pee. Well, don't look over,
that's it.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Need to look over, that's flagrant.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
I walked past Matt Heath on my way to Coldplay
and said, Hi, Matt, love your work and he said thanks,
Oh that's nice. My son's soccer coach. Her husband is
the guy from the instant Kiwi Air who jiggles his
shoulders when walking into the party. Cheers talk to him
on the sidelines every Saturday.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
Does anyone know the guy who jiggles his shoulders when.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
He walks on walking into a party and he jiggles
his shoulders.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
I don't know that guy.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
I know the go there's the lame, claimed Fay. I
walked in on Conrad Smith at the toilets at the
Wellington Boutann Garden.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
So today it's a toilet. This is the theme that
has emerged today as toilets see people that you've urinated besides.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Yes, and one last one that's not toilet related. As
a New World checkout operator, I sold Ross Taylor his
entire collection of smig knives from Ryan Jerry and Mian Knife.

Speaker 8 (42:33):
The Darkey Breakfast Daily bespoke content that you won't find
on the radio show The Herd. I keep Breakfast podcast
shocking you.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
So last week as former button pusher on this show,
Mesh was fired from the a SEC.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
I just signed that and I'm done. Yep, I don't
know if you come and work tomorrow you're done.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Oh thanks me.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
I actually check it off. That sounds as well, but
here all places with dreams come true. You've just taken
us away from it. You're taking the juty as well
anything else would want. That's it? Okay, thanks mate? Are
you serious?

Speaker 10 (43:06):
Is that it?

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Ye?

Speaker 13 (43:07):
I go back to work now on that, getting over
getting ober Yeah home, Yeah, I'll back your stuff.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
That's acc here Glane and Mash and Eden Park after
acc here Glane had kicked a goal from the beaver
spot at Eden Park and the deal was if he
does that, then Mas has to resign. You were so
confident that acc here Glane couldn't kick a goal from there.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Yeah, morning gents, morning listener. I had no faith, no
faith in them at all, to be fairness, And I've
got a message from Lee Hardect you of all people,
after that, and he said you should know a bitter mate.
There's one thing I know about Mike Lane. He never
entered the wager that he's not sixty forty about and
turns out he certainly was. And I'm not sure if
you saw the kick. I mean, there wasn't a lot
of technique to it, but he had no issues getting

(43:51):
the distance. No, it's a man that's to go in
the past, so that happens.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Glute dominant g Lane, Yeah, he has glue dominant and
small feet.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
He had only recently snapped a hammi whilst slut dropping
famously the weekend before at some rugby fundraisers, so he
was on the back fence. Well, that's what he keeps
saying to me, And now, in hindsight, I'm not sure
how true that was. But anyway, here we are.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Hell of a wager. What did you stand again? Out
of the nothing right? Nothing?

Speaker 2 (44:15):
I think there were discussions about if he missed the kick,
I didn't had to stay employed at the SEC for
the rest of my life, so I was looking at
it as a bit of a lose lose, But to
be fear, it was about the right time. We spoke
about a year ago, a year and a half ago
when I left the show. We were looking at me
and my partner at the time, looking at doing some
different things. And no, you just left the SEC to

(44:36):
come here, and there was an opening over the are
and I'd always wanted to commentate some sports, so he
said coming over for a year or so. So that
was about right. And then about a year and a
half later or so, that whole thing came up and
here we are now. So I've got a hinty runway, boys,
and I'm not sure if you know me, and hinty
runway is a dangerous thing.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
I've heard you've already filled some of that runway. To
be honest, I have filled some of that runway in
the weekend.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Yeah, do we want to talk about that? I don't
want to talk about that later on.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
And then okay, but I hear you've made some arrangements
and you've you've already used your media context to find
yourself a new job and landing spot. Yes, I have,
and an a shocking world first, a man in his
twenties is moving from New Zealand to Australia.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Yeah, that's right. I'm off to Brizee, though not Sydney.
I'm not taking the shot off jest. The running culture
wasn't quite what I was after. But we're going to
go to Brazee. We spent some time over there earlier
in the year and I met a couple of cool
people in I thought, you know what, it's kind of
fit some of my lifestyle. I like my sport. I
like watching my sport, as you know me and I
and Jerry for that matter. Working for the ACC, there's

(45:35):
something that happens to the way you look at sports.
Sport becomes your job and it's quite different. And I'm
not saying that I'm ungrateful about that, jeez, I love that.
But just going to a live fexture will be interesting
and I'm looking forward to that. So we're going to
go on you know, soaking the side to Brizee while
also working on a show that we've spoken about on
this show before and spoken to on this show before.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Yeah, it's our sister. It's our sister show over in Brisbane.
Dev No, Matt, Abby and the cock.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
I believe over there, and I think I think Matt
is the.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Guy, and then there's Abby, a real breath of fresh
air and the cack.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
I think. Okay, I'm pretty sure the car is also
known as staff. This conversation feels quite different now that
I am about to work for them. So is this
off the back of the conversation we hear with them
about a year and a half ago.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
Well, they definitely were aware of you. So yeah, she's
going over there, is going to be working for for
B one O five.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
Yeah, that's right, doing some producing work over there. How
many tell me the written with this? How many producers
they got on this show? Yeah, there's a good half
a dozen of them? Really? Yeah? Is that highly resourced?

Speaker 13 (46:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Yeah? So what three times the main pair of this
che I think what we could achieve with three times?

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Imagine it? Yeah, I take you, imagine it.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
I'll take one someone.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
So you're still going to to get up early mash.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Is that the way it was?

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Yeah, I thought so, And I mean, as you know, Jerry,
I really battled with the early hours when I was
working here because no one else in my life was
also operating the hours that you know you work already,
and I'm sure we know you find this now.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Becomes an issue on Friday nights, as as we demonstrated
on this Friday night.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Just mean, yeah, well that's right. There was a long
day that when you wrap things up at four am
having gotten up at four am, yeah, it's a long
old day. So yeah, we're doing it. But I thought
Brisbane hours might be a bit more gentle to.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
The time difference will work well in your favor there.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
That's what I was thinking. But I don't know it's
for the first day. Yeah, then we'll see how things go. Yeah,
I mean I was asked as was executive producer rooted
for a reference? Yeah, thank you for that. Were you
open and honest in your assessment? Absolutely? I wasn't aware
that you were then going to be showing the reference. Yeah,
well I hadn't read all of them. I didn't read
all of it.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Yours are a lot shorter than did they show it.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
To it, I think. So, yeah, I got some kind
of report back saying here you go, this is what
they had to say. I thought it was going to
be just so you know, this is why you've missed
out on the job, because this is what Ja dot
Wells is hit about you. But they're saying about you.
What did he say about you?

Speaker 13 (48:03):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Just nice things, clearly, clearly, clearly glowing things. Because you know, Mes,
she got the job. Yep, so that's great news.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Were desperate. Gi, You've got to lie in these situations.
Thanks for that. But but yeah, so fly at Thursday, right,
I've been brought back today to do some work for
the alternative commentry collegues. I'm not sure if you've heard
of them. We're doing a bit of a watch along.
I should actually say this really quickly before we get
to the break. So reader, we are doing a watch
along for your whites today. By the way, so that
is why I'm in here this morning chating to you

(48:30):
about this. So one o'clock draw myself in a couple
of minutes from the Beach of Lounge live on the
SEC YouTube channel. Anyway, enough about that.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
After the we'll go to the break and then when
we come back. We well, I think we should kick
you up once and for all.

Speaker 5 (48:43):
Jerry, and then the hold I keep breakfast, So.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
As saying before meshus in the studio, because Mesh is
on his way across to Australia to work on B
one O five with Matt Abby.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
And the car it's just fine, thanks boys is perfect.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
And because I think this audio might get clipped up
and send over to them, can I see you.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Say for him? The ben Chicken.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
We've talked about us before, and I reckon, you've got
to go across as every look, every good radio show
has a nack name. Yeah, you know, Mas is a
great example of that. Uh and so, but I don't
know how well mass is going to work over there.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
But you're going to make a name for yourself.

Speaker 6 (49:24):
You're going to.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Reckon Yeah, the be the being Chicken. Yeah, we've spoken
about this before in the past. There was a show
that I think we came up with, Jerry, when before
you started on the show MANA we were looking at
trying to take on the Aussie market and converting ourselves
to a name. You gave yourself a name that I'm
not sure if we can repeat. H Yeah, yeah, ok
and the chicken and the ben chicken, and I mean
it works, got the beak, it all, It all makes

(49:46):
you to kind of pick around looking for things, just
picking up scraps and then you I mean a massive
you know, and then that didn't really take off, did it?

Speaker 5 (49:54):
No?

Speaker 3 (49:54):
But I mean an Australian context, I think it would
because I think a lot of New Zealers wouldn't know
what a what an eyebus a being?

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Checking o. It's not a sixy animal though, was that? Well,
especially if you're called the bun chuck on if you
are with a New Zealand, they're like that New Zealand
a bunchuck is from across the Dutch. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
Someone.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
The other option is that you go that you keep
the mesh, or maybe you go with the milkman, mesh.

Speaker 15 (50:19):
Milkman mesh, milkman mash, milkman mash always done in a flash.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Yeah, okay, right, well, I think boys, you're missing a
smaller in the message. Okay.

Speaker 15 (50:29):
Milkman, mash, milkman mash, milkman mash givers protein a smash, milkman, mash,
milkman mash, milkman mash never giving a rash.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
So we were trying to repopulate New Zealand of that stage,
wasn't it. That was the idea was that milkman Mesh
would make his way around the country, had some ship
and is then and you would provide your seed for
New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
Woman, well, I think we're missing the part where I'm
pretty keen to keep a bit more. I'm laying low
over there. Boys, it's all behind the scenes stuff now.
Stave are being met that front and seen it. I'm
just you know, they're to come up with some ideas. Oh,
they'll be looking to introduce you to their audience.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
They want to make you familiar with them, and look
if we can help in any way, we'll put a
package together and send it over.

Speaker 13 (51:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
Well, the other thing is they need to keep you
away from asking questions of important guests as well, because
who could forget this question that you asked of Tim Souvey.

Speaker 6 (51:26):
Oh no, I've got the one with Chrispkin.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
You've got that one's worse. Don't play that one. I
was wondering if there'll be any juice tea removed from nuts.

Speaker 14 (51:35):
That's are processed food. They're dried, processed food, So I
know that their naps.

Speaker 7 (51:38):
I've covered.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
What about D's nuts.

Speaker 13 (51:43):
I don't know what they are.

Speaker 10 (51:44):
I'm not here.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
Very we did not do that, Jeeze. It's way more
uncomfortable now. Two years later, and then there was this
Christian to Tim Souvey seventy seven on debut with the
bet you just showed so much potential?

Speaker 13 (51:57):
Mate?

Speaker 2 (51:57):
What happened? Yeah?

Speaker 12 (52:00):
Even more than you?

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Yeah two nights. Relationship hasn't got much bitter.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Oh no, I was there for that most recent accused
you of rampant racism.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Yeah, that's right, like I got the wrong hotel.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
Anyway, back in the day, Messy, we used to do
a thing where we'd kick you out. We'll kick you
out of the podcast. And so seeing as you are
leaving and you're going over to Australia, I think, is
it only right that we kick you out one last time?

Speaker 13 (52:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (52:26):
Okay, are you ready? How did this work? I can't
even remember how it worked? Is it just a sound effect?
And I'm done? I think we're so. What we're say
is get out, Mesh, And then I go, yeah.

Speaker 6 (52:35):
I think so.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
Isn't there I thought there's a door shutting sound. It
might have been a door shutting sound effect. Anyway, that's
good because it doesn't hit as much. Can we talk
about do we have time or do we have to go? Okay,
I just want to talk about how Man and I
really dropped in on Friday night. There's a situation with
the in laws where you.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
Know, dropped you in or bailed you out.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
I don't know if you've heard about this, Jerry, but look,
we went large on Friday night. And to be fair,
it's been a bit of a mad Monday for the
last couple of nights. Saturday night, I went out again
for Friday night.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
I got caught up in that. I think you've got
to be aware of the people of your surroundings. And
what I forgot was that he didn't have work on
Monday morning, and so I got swept up in the hoopla,
the hullabaloo.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
And anyway, at about like twelve hours before we went
to bed, we're having a leaving. We're having a leaving
to across the roaded empire here and look, Mania and
I went out for a cigarette and I'd just like
to get this on the record, and Night invited me
out for a cigarette, and for some reason I didn't
think this coming. But the in laws, who I've spent
the last five six years trying to convince it I

(53:34):
haven't never touched any kind of nicotine substances in my life.
Why boy decided to wander on into the empire to
join my partner their daughter for also the last day,
of course, because we're both going to go across the
britty together, and I've been spending the weekend now just
trying to get past that. Liz has not been looking
at me the same. So they saw you, So they

(53:55):
wore across the road and they caught you dark yeah, cover.
So it's a bit of an awkward situation. Look, this
is just a social thing. This is just what happens
summer night. If we just do our stories straight.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
And Tim, listen, Tim, it was my fault. I let
him a stroke. You those are my cigarettes, and I
forced them to have one.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Beg you right, kick me out now, good luck man,
She go, well, love you both, love you all, love
you Ready. I heard Achill, don't forget us. When you're
running B one O five and we don't have jobs.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
Think I'll be running B one o Five'll be real,
We'll be sending through a text Okay, You're welcome any time.

Speaker 5 (54:33):
Thanks man, She wrote, Jerry and Mini Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
It's a Tuesday, and that means it's lame claim to fame.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
Tuesday, Yes, highlight of the week. I'm so grateful that
it's on a Tuesday as well.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Can otherwise be a real plodder of a day? A Tuesday?

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Least favorite day of the week? Has this one? I
used to deliver rental cars to Cliff Curtis's place in
Mount Eden when he was an aspiring young actor. Hell
of a nice guy.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
Well, that's interesting.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
Used to deliver rental cars? Like what what was Curtis's place?

Speaker 1 (55:02):
How many rental cards did he know?

Speaker 2 (55:03):
That's what I mean?

Speaker 1 (55:04):
How many rental cars as one?

Speaker 12 (55:05):
Man?

Speaker 1 (55:05):
He's your cousin, Reder, how many?

Speaker 6 (55:08):
Of course, when I's only my second cousin, not my
first cousin. But I you know how multi families worked, man,
I believe he probably runs one every month, so just
twelve during the year.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
Does he relocate them? Is that what Cliff Curtis does?
So when he's not working on films, he's a rental
car relocated.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
I've always wanted to do that job.

Speaker 6 (55:25):
I find no Cliff like I think I know Cliff.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
Yeah, you know Cliff.

Speaker 6 (55:29):
Well, he likes to have a fresh car, as I said,
at least once a month. Right, That's what he's always
ever since when I first met him when he was
ten and I was, you know, like a couple of
years old. He's always like, I can't wait to get
myself a new.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
Rent overres set of wheels.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
Yes, that's what he said.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
Can you get Cliff Curtis on the show.

Speaker 6 (55:46):
Yeah, because I had no way of getting hold of
him at all.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
My partner says, this text was on the same fight
card as Carlos Albert and twenty twelve.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
That's not bad fourteen years ago now, mind you. But
still every time me shows up, I would be bringing
that one out. Jerry's my neighbor on v Street. His
son hung out with my nephew Tupo while I was
out in my work band the other day. Said good day,
How good?

Speaker 6 (56:08):
There we go.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
I met David Carrodine, the brother of Keith who played
Kung Fu TV series from the nineteen seventies. That's from Smiley.
He played in the Kung Fu TV series from the
nineteen seventies. Not Monkey, is it Monkey Magic? Do you
remember that show.

Speaker 6 (56:26):
I do remember that. I don't remember Kung Fu, though
I don't either.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Lame claimed to shame. I got myself and Jimmy Carr
locked out of a venue he was performing at, Lovely Fellow, Jamie.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
Oh, I wonder how that happened. God, I need to
know more about that story. Was it one of those
doors that you that you can't open?

Speaker 1 (56:44):
You know?

Speaker 3 (56:44):
Once they closed? They closed, and the.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Dead lock could have been my cousin's ex boyfriend is
the dude skiing the naked Lotto aired fun fact, my
aunt only recognized him from his butt.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
His aunt recognized him from his butt.

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