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Today on the Show, Jerry and Manaia chat all things Gore and their trout?

 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Welcome along to the Hidarky Breakfast. It's Thursday, the twenty
sixth of February twenty twenty six Monday. I was welcome
to the show.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
This is my nice good morning. Jimmy Well's apologies here
is just leaning over to the side to adjustice headphones.
I walked in and turned those down, and I apologize
so that we're playing some audio off the off the
disk and it was coming through your headphones, so I
turned those down. I'm all out of ideas this morning, fellas. Thankfully,
though I found the Big Show's list of ideas.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah, So I don't know if we get stuck at
some point during the show, Jase takes up Bond's eye.
Jase wonders if Mogi features in an inn zet. A
lot of air listeners rate the summer with us thus fast.
So those are the sort of areas we'll be covering
throughout the show.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Excellent, And on my hand, I have another piece of
paper because radio is all about analog as well. As
digital And that's the twenty twenty five ranking of thirty
one potentially offensive words and brook casting. Yep. So if
we really have to, we can just go to some
of these words like number fifteen for example, fifteen equals
about that and which one of the fifteen metal fifteen equals.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Or wouldn't say that one? Yeah, I don't think a
lot of them listened to our shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
No that you're calling them mems.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
It's super interesting them very respectful black aps.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
This one.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
If you've just woken up literally happened about thirty seconds ago.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
We will read the scorecard to you up next and
tell you what it means for the rest of the tournament.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Jerry and Leni for the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
So New Zealand have beaten Sri Lanka by millions of runs. Yes,
and that is the second game that news playing in
the Super eight part of the ICC T twenty Men's
tournament over in India and Sri Lanka.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
I just caught the end of it there was I
was desperately confused because I couldn't figure out how we'd
all of a sudden won by sixty something runs. Well,
turns out that done the worst thing you could possib
doing a cricket game, and that has soak up every
single ball of your innings to lose by sixty runs,
that is I reckon, that's against the nature the spread.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
Of the game.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Well, at one point New Zealand was ready struggling in
that game. So at one point they were eighty four
for three. Their collapsed to eighty four for six. But
then mcconchie and Mitch Santiner Cole mcconchie eighty four or
fifty nine balls that got us to one sixty eight
for seven, which you think, well, that's kind of an
okay score.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah, n T twenty cricket.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
I mean, that's below par, you'd say. But obviously that
pitch is quite slow. Because in Sri Lanka one oh
seven for eight in the end off their twenty overs,
rational Vender took four for twenty seven.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, he turned into Maura Lutheran. There it was turning square.
I think I saw an interview with Jacob Orum, j. Koborum,
who's the bowling coach. I believe it's called Jay now, yeah, Jay,
he's changed his last name to Kaborum and so he
was saying that it was a slow pitch one seventy
one eighty could potentially do. It would be defendable and

(02:58):
all of a sudden, a rock reversal for Revender and
Santna who Santa you would consider it to be a bowler.
It was our starbatter, and then Revender, who you would
consider to be a better all of a sudden, our
star bowler.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
So we're doing it in the business end, which is important. Now,
what does this mean? How does this work for the
rest of the T twenty Men's Cricket World.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Cup Because it's not just single elimination like every other
tournament ever.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
No, so it means Sri Lanka are out. Now they're
not really the hosts Sri Lanka, they're only the proxy
hosts because of what's happening in India versus Pakistan.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
That's right. And they're in our pool of four teams yep,
and they haven't won year.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, so they're out. They've lost two. So now it's
down to Pakistan, New Zealand and England in our pool.
And England you would think will go through You have
one two, haven't they?

Speaker 6 (03:45):
Ah?

Speaker 5 (03:45):
Yes, sing that they have one to Sri Lanka and Pakistan.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah, so they'll go through.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
We have won one, split one generally.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Split one unfortunately, but our net run rate is particularly good.
So now Pakistan are going to play Sri Lanka. Pakistan
have to not only beat Sri Lanka, they have to
absolutely thrash them. Yeah, wallop them. They have already lost
one as well.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
They basically have to beat them by like two hundred
runs or something or like. They have to have such
a ridiculous run rate that so they will want a
bat first in their next game and then we play England. Now,
if we beat England then then we're through. If we
lose to England, god.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
It's the Pakistan Sri Lanka result that matters.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
But they would have to obliterate so it's probably not
gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Like you want to win every game ultimately, I think
that's what they need to do. Then on the other
side of the drawer, the people who will come up
against we won't come up against England then until the
final if that's the case. But the other teams are
South Africa and probably the West Indies.

Speaker 6 (04:43):
Oh really India not India is struggling because they had
a massive loss to South Africa. So they have to
beat West indies in Zimbabwe. By so is.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Anyone still with us their check one too? It's so cricket.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
It is so cricket to introduce pools in whatever phase
of the tournament this is, and then within the pool's
net run rates as a deciding factor.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Speaking of pools, ration and Ravendra looked as he walked
off the field like he'd just been for a swim
in the pool. I imagine in Colombo, very very humid.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yes, very hot, very humid. You did make a note
to the fact that there are covers the right the
way around the ground so that when it rains they
cover the whole field, not just the pitch. They are
doing the postmatch interviews right now, and I believe we're
working on getting a player. They told us about an
hour after the game finishes, so that'll be around seven o'clock.

Speaker 6 (05:34):
Well, I believe that Matt Henry might be ready for
us in a three minutes time.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
Oh really, that's the rumor.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Okay, we'll get ready, but we've got to do today
tomorrow and hastretel the hold.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
We're having a few problems before connecting with Matt Henry
over there in Colombo, the Black Caps beating Sri Lanka
this morning, and the men's T twenty World Cup and
these Super eight stage. This is the way the game ended.

Speaker 7 (06:03):
And that single is symbolic. It's the last ball of
the innings and what it means is those New Zealand
supporters that have come in the book their seats a
little bit closer to the semi final. Not just yet,
but who'd have thought that they'd win this game by
sixty one runs at one point and on the.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Line we have Matt Henry live for Colombo. Firstly, congratulations Matt.
The team must feel pretty good about that win.

Speaker 8 (06:28):
Yeah, no, absolutely stokes huge performance. I think obviously the
way that the guys finished off that batting inings was unbelievable,
so huge shout out to colon match outstanding.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Can I ask is there anything more annoying, certainly as
a viewer, but as a player that watching a team
take every single ball of their innings just to lose
by sixty runs.

Speaker 8 (06:53):
Yeah, I don't think we really minded the net runner.
It's going to be important in those types of tournaments,
so I think the long we could drag it out
the better, So the bigger the margin. For us, we're
pretty chipper, but in different types of cracker maybe, yeah,
they're probably weir.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Down mustache looking pretty good for you men, I've got
to say, are you aware of your pre and post
tash stats?

Speaker 8 (07:14):
No, I'm not, but I nearly lost it actually because
I did my calf. When I didn't, I was like,
maybe it's a bad omen. So they nearly lost it.
But no, they're still hanging around. Lockie's just getting around me.
So maybe that's why it's still here.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Ah yeah, question here from a big red on three
for eight three? Can you ask Matt Henry how Mitchell
Santner can walk with those steel balls and massive peace?
It always comes through for us.

Speaker 9 (07:39):
Yeah, it's incredible, isn't it. I don't know.

Speaker 8 (07:42):
Maybe that's why he's got the swagger, but he's been
incredible for us.

Speaker 9 (07:46):
So just so calm under pressure. It's incredible.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
I saw so you took a wicket with the first
ball of the two overs that you bowled. Do you
feel like you left a couple of wickets out there?
Because you know you could have had another two of
if you bold and of the zero.

Speaker 8 (08:02):
It's classic classic spinners, isn't it as soon as it's.

Speaker 9 (08:05):
Something on offer.

Speaker 8 (08:06):
I mean, Paul Lockie got one set and it was
a good one too, so same as we. Yeah, I
think they just got the opportunity and they got a
bit giddy.

Speaker 9 (08:14):
But at the end of the day we've got the results.
So happy days.

Speaker 8 (08:17):
But we have a few words afterwards about leaving so
many overs a seleoft out there on the table.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
It's so many opportunities left out there with the with
the washout, it was it was eight days between games
for you guys, what did you do for eight days?

Speaker 9 (08:31):
It was actually quite nice being here in Erlanka.

Speaker 8 (08:33):
It's a beautiful part of the the world and it
was nice.

Speaker 9 (08:36):
And chilled out.

Speaker 8 (08:37):
We've had good weather apart from that rain, so it's
probably a good time to actually refresh just with the group.

Speaker 9 (08:42):
So it's been pretty pretty chilled. Had some opportunity to train,
which is great as well.

Speaker 8 (08:45):
So yeah, definitely no complaints after what's been quite heptic
leading into this, so it was probably a good time
for a break.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
I know there's some good surf over and trilling, can
you guys get amongst that or you've got to be
a little bit careful about preserve in the body. I mean,
I hate to get injured surfing. I guess yeah.

Speaker 8 (09:04):
Look, it's probably not something that I'm known for as
the surfing. But I mean, I think Glenn's an incredible
body border eight, so I think, yeah, if anyone was
going to be taking on the surf would be Glenn.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
I imagine Glenn. I imagine Glenn Phillips to sink like
a stone in the water because he's just all muscle.
Is it possible to be too as a cricketer.

Speaker 9 (09:27):
Oh, he's flint with the liner, but I think he's
that sweet spot.

Speaker 8 (09:32):
He's unbelievable. He's just getting stronger and stronger. But everything
he's doing is going faster too. It's pretty impressive to watch.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
How far ahead does the team look? Honestly? I honestly, man,
how far ahead does the team look? When you're thinking
about tournaments like this, I know that you're going to
say one game at a time, but you must have
a view to the future, surely.

Speaker 10 (09:54):
Well.

Speaker 8 (09:55):
I think, like anything, you always got your eyes and
what you're trying to achieve. But the like you said,
the is actually bring yourself back. But we know that
every game is so important in this tournament. So when
you're playing schri Lanka so dangerous, especially in their own
conditions like the way they started with the ball, you
just can't give anyone a sniff and tea twenty when
it's all pretty much knockout cricket.

Speaker 9 (10:15):
So you do as cliche it as you do.

Speaker 8 (10:18):
Just have to focus on your next one because and
there's not too many games anyway. The key is if
you get two more wins and you're in the final.
So the key one is obviously moving on to England.
But at this point of the tournament it's anyone's game,
so that's why it's so important to turn up with focus.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Men, Henry's good luck for the rest of the tournament.
Lovely to chat, to appreciate you giving us your time, No,
I love it.

Speaker 9 (10:42):
Cheer's your time, guys.

Speaker 11 (10:44):
Jury in the Night, The Hodarchy Breakfast, The History of Yesterday,
Today Tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Today is the twenty sixth of February twenty twenty six,
and on this day in eighteen forty four, Parcels at
Dawn the Deadly Jewel in Wellington. William Brewd died of
wounds received during a pistol duel with another Wellington lawyer.
Hugh cochleat Ross on the twenty six of February eighteen
forty four. The Jewel followed a quarrel over a case

(11:14):
in the Wellington County Court.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Wow. Okay, so they had a something didn't work out,
so they said, oh, challenge you doing a duel.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
They said, meet me here at noon and then we'll
take twelve paces and turned.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
They were still going on in eighteen forty four jail.
Way later than I would have thought.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Yeah, way later than I would have thought. When the
two men faced off in Sydney Street Thornton, brew A
fired into the air but received mister Ross's ball and
the groin.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Why did brew A fire into the air by a mistake?

Speaker 2 (11:42):
He died four days later. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
I wonder if maybe he was a little bit like,
surely we're not actually doing this, are we? You know
what I mean? Maybe they was like, we're not actually
going to shoot each other, are we.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
It's such a weird one because obviously you've got to
organize the duel. Yep. So even if you're really angry
at someone.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
You've got to maintain that rage. Yeah, yeah, I mean all.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
The way through and if you haven't settled down by
that stage and realized, Okay, someone's going to die over this.
Yes worth someone dying over.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
I don't know what the issue was. Several people witnessed
the jill, but the currenter's Inquesst concluded that there was
no proof as to who had inflicted the wound. The
fact that the survivor of a jewel could be charged
with murder may explain the witness's reticence, or perhaps it
was a case of what happens on the jeweling field,
it stays on the jeweling field. So everybody saw it.
Never I was like, we don't know, we don't know.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Those guy's having a jewel and they decided both to
have a jewel and someone was going to die, and
we were there to witness it. But you know they
both signed up for it.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yes, bro who was the guy who fired under the ear,
he was no stranger to dueling. In eighteen forty he
had threatened to call out the next man who associated
him with a young woman. I wonder if that's what
the cause was. So John Kelly called brus bluff and
was lucky to survive the resulting jewel on it or
a Beach in court Orderatica Russell. Jesus guy was getting

(12:56):
around a hot head, man, Yeah, but it is a
hot head. Part of his work was shot away. Ross
two had a colorful past. While serving as crowd solicitor
in Hobart. He was accused of embezzlement and absconded before
being brought back to face trial in eighteen forty two.
After being acquitted, he left for Wellington reset up a
new law practice in Lampton Key. He served as a
lieutenant colonel and the militia. After retiring from legal practice

(13:20):
at eighteen fifties, he settled in the Nungetticket, where he
died in eighteen sixty nine, age seventy three.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Lovely, but it was a different time. There was no law. Yeah,
lord eighteen forties man bizarre knows what was going on?

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Jesse's just ticket her on three four eight three lame
claim to fame. I know someone who was related to
the people in that dual. Wow, I know I'm a
day late for home claim to fame. No, that's that
is great. Do they I wonder if they talk about that.
They must have if Jesse knows about it, Yeah, probably
the winner of the deal.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Just settled down. Man, Just just go okay, look this,
whatever happened in court didn't work out for either of us,
but let's just go certain ways.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
What if what if in a real woundy like neighbors
at war type scenario and they're going through the courts
and it's just going on and on and on, what
if we brought back in a clause that's like, all right, fellas,
here's a here's a floodloged pistal, go outside, sorted out,
come back, and then we'll just be done with it.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Yeah, I'll be up with that, and I know this
next man will be up for it as well. Born
on this day in nineteen thirty two, Johnny Cash, I'm
well and to ring on.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Yeah, any shoot a man, he ended up in prison.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Shut a man, and reno just to watch him die.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
I believe he ended up in prison.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Yeah. Tim Kamafford, bass player from Rage Against the Machine
and Audio Slave fifty eight today to me, C, I
don't know that that was the same bass guitarists in
both bands. I mean that basically, Rage Against the Machine
and Audio Slaves the same band with a different singer.
Is that?

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah, that's about rights.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
We'll just learning that at thirty four years old. And
Michael Bolton, who was seventy three, great Mullocks, tremendous mallet,
great voice as well, guys voice and a great voice.
And that is the history of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow Timuru
for Thursday the twenty six to February twenty twenty.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Sex stuff.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
You don't mind, Jerry, I challenge you to a duel.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Okay, that's exactly why we're going to be playing guns n' roses,
topical tune, Hidaky Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
You bring the roses. I think that suits me a
little bit better.

Speaker 4 (15:20):
Jerry andman Knight the Huriarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
You said the story Yesterday. Pete insurance specialist PD Insurance
has released their top ten claims for twenty twenty five
for both cats and dogs and dogs It's World Pet
Health both who kiars tog top ten.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
I feel like this is discriminatory before we start. I
feel like this is discriminatory towards guinea pigs, yeah, and
rabbits snakes. I mean, famously, for my host of this show,
Matt Heath's Rabbit Hunger Heads Hunger Hunger, he had two rabbits,
Harry and Hunger. Hunger was the female and Harry was
the male.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
I thought you were saying he hung her.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
No, hung, Your name was Hunger. She had type two diabetes.
And how do you know that it's a rabbit. She
got really obese, right, and they took her to the vet,
and she is having insulin is shoes.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
I actually don't know if I've even known someone with
a rabbit to take it to the vet, yes, and
then bring it home. Surely the VIC goes, no, it's
no good, We're you gonna.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Put it down. He spent thousands on Hunger. Reluctantly. He
didn't want to spend the scenes on her, but his
former partner was very, very very keen on Hunger. There
we go, dog.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Top ten, Top ten insurance claims, Number one, ingestion. So
this is it's eating your sock. It's eating a stick
that's gotten lodged in its throat. It's eating something dumb.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
A bag of Easter eggs.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Okay, I mean that's a big one, that one, isn't it.
Dog Dog. If you're going to eat a sock, mate, oh,
they eat all sorts, you probably need to be taken
out of the gene.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Pop various algae scanalogy ear in fiction gastroid to write
is vomiting lemon injury. I reckon that's probably a CLS
and smaller dogs they do those all the time. Diarrhea
slash grass seeds, Oh my god, the grass seeds. Man,
they go sprinting through the grass and they get that. Yes, yeah,
the barbs and yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
And the bitty bids.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
That's a killer allergic reaction. Bite wounds slash lameness just been.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Not bud Okay, that's the number eight, the bite wound.
I thought that would have been higher.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Cruishit ligament rupture.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Now my dog is going to have an issue with
a cruishit ligament. That's a big box issue. It's a
genetic problem. But I don't think in our pet insurance.
Because we've got pet insurance for our dog Yoko, she's
a boxer, it doesn't include that.

Speaker 5 (17:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
So with certain breeds they say, because it's got genetic issues,
this breed here, we don't ensure you for that.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
I've told you my theory about how I think all
insurances are scam it. Oh yeah, I like to roll
the dice. Yeah, unless unless my vet clinic is listening
to this, in which case my cat is insured and
if anything happens to it, it will be covered by insurance.
I won't just take a policy out when.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Controversial opinion from me, And this is going to upset people.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Should I share this, I'm going to get outrage a preemptively.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
I'm not sure I believe in taking animals to the VIT.
I'm with you, I'm like sounds. I don't know, it
sounds heartless. It's not that I'm heartless, because I love
my dog. I've loved every pit of either had. But
I'm just I feel like people take animals to the
VIT too quick, too really? Yeah? So of those top ten,
which has your dog head?

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Ingestion, steriology, no here in fiction, no vomiting, no lemondary.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
It's had all of these things, but I haven't taken
it to the get over it, lemonury, no diarrhea, grass seeds,
plenty of diarrhea, no allergic reaction, bite wounds, lameness, no
Christian ligament, nonlogy, none of those songs.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
I'm running eight out of ten that I've taken dogs.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
To the VT for.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Sky's Blue, can't abscess, bite warning, vomiting, ingestions, cysts, guessing
to write his diarrheus skanalogy, iron fiction, blocked bladder. I reckon.
I've had about four of ers one day. Our cat.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
My message is always like you never noticed when something's
wrong with most of the I'm like, oh I notice.
I'm like Jerry, I don't want to take that thing
to the vet. He come in one morning. His heads
are the size of a bloody pumpkin. He couldn't open
his eyes, and I was like, aby right, And then
turns out they had to put a bloody thing in.
Then he had to put the cone of shame on.
I had to walk them on a lead. And so

(19:34):
I'm out in the backyard of the sheared flat. So
there's other people out the back watching me walk my cats.
I could take a dump.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Well, my thing is, I'm the same with the kids. Look,
give it a couple of days. Yeah, I mean if
you're not. If it's life threatening, completely different thing. But
if it's non life threatening, yeah, the dog with the
kids then and you know when it's life threatening, you know, yeah,
they've gone green and they're not breathing anymore, and that
situation absolutely quickly to the hospital to the yep, Well

(20:01):
you can do that. Too, but if it's a.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Dog, Jeremy Wells and the Nice Stuart, the Darkey Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
Jerry and Mnian the Hohdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
So Goare's iconic brown trout statue has been standing proud
on the south On town since nineteen eighty nine after
being locally designed, built and fundraised. But until now, interestingly,
it didn't have a name. So the Gore District Council
teamed up with HOKKANUIFM to name the famous fish, and

(20:33):
they asked four suggestions before public voting this month and
to tell us more about the statue. Please welcome to
the Hierarchy Breakfast from HOKKANUIFM. Chitty, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 12 (20:44):
Chitty, good morning, Thank you for having me.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Firstly, give us a little bit of background here. The statue,
I believe was fundraised by is it the rotary of
the Lions close?

Speaker 12 (20:56):
Yes, the Lions host Club. So in nineteen eighty nine
they were celebrating an anniversary, so they thought, hmm, through
some ideas around the table, as you do, and they landed.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
On massive trout because at that.

Speaker 12 (21:11):
Time and still now, brown trout fishing is world famous
in Gore. So a local court. The trout put it
in their freezer to look like it was jumping out
of the water, and then a local artist by the
name of Eril Allison did his magic. They had to
fundraise sixty thousand dollars. So this is late eighties.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
The world was not it's like a million dollars now, Yeah,
there's probably six houses in Gore at the time.

Speaker 12 (21:37):
Is one hundred and thirty nine thousand dollars they raised. Wow,
it's from that escape park, a bike park. You can
imagine they got divid out. But after a lot of
hard work, as we know it the official brown Trout.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Yeah, and it's been made famous not just around the
country but around the world, particularly from appearances on television shows.
Jeremy Wells welcoming Gore at the moment.

Speaker 12 (22:02):
Well, yeah, thank you for bringing that up. I actually was,
I've got a bone, a fishbone in fact, to pick
with you, mister Owl's anything you would like to retract.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
On, well, look, put up the Spode chitty. The story
of how that whole Gay Gore Brown Trout thing came
about was as a we've as much talked about and
in nineteen ninety eight, I think it was we were
traveling around doing a show Mikey Havock and I for

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people who are listening who don't know about this story.
And we've been to the Miss New Zealand contest the
night before and had a huge night where was there?
And Dunedin right at the Dneian cosmon Politan Club and
had a huge night. And there was only a couple
of hours sleep, maybe not even a couple of our
sleep chitty. And then we headed down. We're going down

(22:58):
to Slope Point down down past them a cargo and
on the way down we were just passing through Gore
and we were dangerously hungover, and the director said, there's
an amazing brown trout statue here in Gore. Looks really cool.
We set up a rially cool shot you guys want
to come to and we're like, oh, we're really not really,
Let's just get to where we go. He said, come on,

(23:18):
come on, do something. So we sat there and reluctantly
that was why we said what we said. Reluctantly, we
did something, thinking this is never going to make anything,
This won't be it. Three months later, when they came
to edit the show, we went into the edit both
and the drout said I've made something out of that
God thinks actually quite funny. And I watched and I
was like, oh, I don't know about this, and then
it ed and then famously the mayor at the time

(23:40):
Ari she was not happy about it.

Speaker 12 (23:42):
Well, full circle moment. Guessha was in the Lions Club
when they did the trout. Her husband, Ah, right, this.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Is probably why she was so upset as well, because
I have something to do with it.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Well, it can't have been easy to raise all that
money back then to make that trout just for you
to come on and make a bloody joke.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
No, well, we called it the gay Capital. We said
it's not the Brown Track Capital. That's not fair, Gore,
You're the gay capital. You can't double dip. You've got
to be one or the other. And and then she
came out and said, we are not the gay capital.
In fact, there are no gay people in Gore. We've
got no gay people here.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
So there was a competition more recently to name it.
I don't think we've said what the name of it is.
Some of the finalists were Trixie Scout, Trevor Gordon or
Finn which is funny because the last panel that we
had his name was Finn, his dad's name was Gordon,
and they're from down that way. I noticed Jeremy didn't
make the cut. In order to have.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
No I'm not not one single Jeremy was suggested no.

Speaker 12 (24:41):
Weird something for she going on. So basically, when I
thought of this idea, I put it out to the
public and said, you know, give us some suggestions. We'll
run it by a public vote. And of course people
come out of the world working. They said, it's Aready
got a name, It's name's Trixie.

Speaker 5 (24:58):
Really was it?

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Where?

Speaker 12 (25:00):
I asked the Lions Club, I asked the artist, I
asked the council, you know, full bly seen, and they said,
nothing is official chitty, so go for gold. And so
I gave all of the submissions to the council and
the judges. They created that top five and I'll tell
you what, it's democracy. Maybe the public voted and the

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trout is now called Trevor over congratulations.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
It's not a very gay name, Trevor, is it.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
That's because there are none in the town.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
J Oh, that's right now to you. How many people voted.

Speaker 12 (25:34):
Literally hundreds and hundreds and hundreds.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Yeah, which is the population of course, like.

Speaker 12 (25:39):
Probably more than that voted for, you know, the other
things that you meant to vote on.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Okay, So, Trevor it is or if you.

Speaker 12 (25:47):
Are that concerned about perhaps that being a girl fish, right, Trevor.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
No, we're not. I mean it's to be honest, the
brown trout to me, I always thought that brown trot
was a male trout.

Speaker 12 (25:59):
I just assume that, Well, apparently there's a hen in a.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Opposite of that, and what is a male trout called?

Speaker 2 (26:06):
The opposite of a hen would be a cock?

Speaker 1 (26:09):
So that is that, right, Chitty.

Speaker 12 (26:11):
I'm not a trout specialist.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Okay, Okay, well, congratulations on naming the trout than Trevor.
It seems like a good name to me. I think
that's a good name.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Yeah, but I don't think they're going to ask for
your opinion on the name.

Speaker 12 (26:24):
Jared, Okay, I reckon you could perhaps go back and
rewrite history right now if you want to, you know,
absolutely nationwide, once and for all. Tell us how you
really feel about.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
I love Gore. I can't think of any better place.
One day, I think I'm going to settle down there
if they'll have me. Thanks for coming in Chitty, thank
you so much, best of luck with every Let's go.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
Trevor, Jerry and Mini the hold breakfast.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
It's great to talk to Chitty from if they've just
renamed the trout down there and Gore, we talk to
her about that. The name is Trevor. That's settled on
triv We're talking about what a male versus a female
trout is actually called. Richard sticks through. Male trouts are
bucks or bulls? So love to apologize for the word
that I used.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Is it bucks or bulls? I think you could use either, right, Okay?

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Yeah, Stuart ticks Through sounds like you love Gore a
little too much, if you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Jerry me. Yeah, Look, I've obviously had a reasonably i mean,
tumultuous history with Gore.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Hmm.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
I would call it tumultuous, despite the fact that I've
only been there twice, but both high impact actually thrice,
I've been there thrice high impact. But the fact that
I've been to someplace thrice it seems to have loomed
large over my life.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Another text here from Stephen no apology or redaction from
Jay Wells and the slightest. Yeah, there's a sad en Diamond.
So if anyone doesn't know, there'll be the odd person
who's listening to the show that doesn't know. When you
did a show with the old Havo back in the day,
would say nineteen ninety eight, nineteen ninety eight year you
stopped in there and made what is now an infamous video.
We're much in the conclave the Hodacky Breakfast Facebook page.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
I'm sure you'd love that to resurface.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
You love to you, we're basically some allegations about the
sexual orientation of the entire town of Gore were made,
and I don't think and look at that time, how
would you have been at that point twenty one and
it was the first time you'd ever been to Gore,
I presume the furthest South you'd ever been in your life.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
You probably weren't aware of the hellstorm that you had
raised on your way through there.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Let's just say I wasn't aware of the deep homophobia
which existed, particularly in the south of the South at
that stage.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
How has how has that manifested throughout your life? Has
that come back to buy at any stage? Followed you
around it all?

Speaker 1 (28:43):
It did certainly the time when I went back ten
years later to cover the election. And I went back
and I think it was we were actually in the
Double Dipper of Dipton, Yep, Bill English at his party Gore.
He was having it in Gore, and so we went
back and covered that live for One News and the

(29:05):
One News Election special.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
One News sent you to Gore to cover the election.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
I know that does seem unusual, but I think they
thought they'd be stirring the pots slightly on it.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Yeah, but again that's an Auckland based decision. Yeah, they
thought it might be a humorous pot staring.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
And I think they thought that people would be over it,
and so did I. And certainly during the day when
I was out and about in Gore chatting to people,
that seemed like everyone was fine. Things changed a little
bit after dark, particularly after we had gone into town
after the party had finished, and we're in there about midnight,
everything shut down. We went to the service station and
one gentleman in particular took real exception to the fact

(29:41):
that we had done that video back in nineteen ninety eight,
and he just followed me around the service station, pushing
me in the back, spat in my face, and then said,
how dare you call our town Gore. You're calling me
You're calling me gay. You know I'm not gay, You're
calling me gay. I'm like, I didn't call you gay.
It was a joke and it was a long time ago,

(30:02):
and you know, I'm sorry if it was offensive, there's
certainly not the intention. Anyway, he kept going and in
the end we had to be kind of rescued actually
out of that service station as people just came on
mass to witness what was kind of degrade celebrity baiting
going on inside of the service station. I mean, it
would have been an interesting spectacle. I get why people

(30:22):
wanted to see it, but then the people who were
coming in and followed, they ended up following us back
to our hotel and biffing bottles at the Wow. Yeah,
I was quite for long.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
A good text through from Sam's Morning is John from
Gore still listening because he shed any light on this situation.
And then someone else said you can also call males
Jack's fly Fresh and guide from Crusha.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Aaron says, I was born in Gore, prime example of
heterosexual aura.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Fair enough, so no plans to go back there anytime soon.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Maybe in a couple of years time, Jerrian and I
are joined the Conflats Jackie Breakfast discussion group on Facebook.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Is John from Gore still listening on the line.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
We've got John from Gorne.

Speaker 13 (31:06):
Morning, John, Good morning, there's going Jerry.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Yeah, very good. Thanks John. So you're still listening obviously.

Speaker 13 (31:13):
Yeah, obviously, And I'm still enjoying the content of your broadcast.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Good on you, John. How's the health at the moment? John?

Speaker 13 (31:20):
You okay, Yeah, pretty good. I can't really complain.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Okay, good, That's what I like to hear.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Did you know that the trout didn't have a name
up until recently?

Speaker 13 (31:29):
I thought it was called Tricksy. There was kind of
something in the in the paper way back there was
Tricksy or something like that. Okay, I was away. They
had a deal going on. They wanted to rename it
or give it a name.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Yeah. Well, now Trevor seems to be the name, which
I think is quite a good name.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Makesually, John, I don't mind it, John, do you? How
do you reckon? It's been a long time since that
initial have a Newsboy video came out. How do you
think Gerry be received Dan and Gore these days?

Speaker 13 (32:07):
It could be all right, but I suppose that the
still would be a few remember that.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Yeah, you would you look after me, John, Like, would
you be there to sort of, you know, as my
sort of shaping muscle.

Speaker 13 (32:21):
Yeah, moral support and otherwise.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Okay, that's not really muscle. That's not what I'm looking for.
Listeners might not know. John's been listening to the show
since we started doing the show, and every year the
only person, the only listener we have who sends us
a Christmas card without fail every year. It's so nice, John,
So thanks for listening and thanks for always being very supportive.

Speaker 13 (32:43):
Well, thanks for your for the of your so I
especially enjoy Dead or Alive and the balletst segment you
got on us.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
You have to call it and have a crack John, Yep, totally,
John lovel.

Speaker 13 (32:57):
I have I did, actually fluke it. I didn't when
the other guy lost on the face one answer that
I needed.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
That's often Now it goes good on you, John, Thanks
for listening. Best of luck with everything coming up. After
seven thirty clothing blowouts, Yes you line out another T shirt.
That's the back that it seems to be an issue
going on under my pets. Ruder has an issue and
another part of his body, another part of his clothes,
seemed to be blowing out.

Speaker 11 (33:27):
Jerry and Midnight, the Hodarkey breakfast. Jerry and Midnight, the
hold Iarkey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Is what I need at the moment. Underneath my T shirts,
I seem to be having some issues. I just lifted
my arm.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Yes, you're right, arm one extended it at forty five degrees.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
With my first clothed Thanks very much, my nice Sure,
I was very careful to make sure that I closed
my face. And underneath my arm pit is another hole.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Yes, so Zoe pointed this out the other day because
where she shirts when you make that particular salute gesture
to her elon musk by calling it, I'm waving to
her all right, she can see straight up your armpit
and you now and two consecutive white T shirts, and
they are different because the holes are different. You've blown
out the right umper and it's only the right I notice.
Why is that?

Speaker 1 (34:15):
I do not know?

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Is this a comment? Obviously you've got two white T shirts,
but is this something you've been aware of beforehand?

Speaker 1 (34:21):
I do tend to blow out the armpet of my
T shirt.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Everyone's got the part of the clothes that they they
blow out?

Speaker 1 (34:28):
What do you? What part do you blow out?

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Except for me, I don't know that I blow anything.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
You're not a blowout.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
This surprises many a person. I don't chaf either. I
look like someone who would chaf horribly.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
You do actually do. When I looked at you, I thought,
you know what, hit chaff, chaffing, hit chaff? He needs
some vest. Don't chack your sighs. I don't chaff. Where
do I blow shirts?

Speaker 2 (34:51):
I mean shoes, but that's a that's a different thing.

Speaker 6 (34:55):
But no, what about you read it well shamefully? Not
only do I chaf actually much?

Speaker 2 (35:01):
I don't want to know.

Speaker 6 (35:04):
Can I apologize to your festival? Because I think this
is really this is going to hurt you. So I
have this real knack of whether it's shorts, whether it's
underwear and different kinds of underwear as well, see where
this is going, and whether it's genes blow out.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
It's weird. It's kind of like almost there's just so
much energy being generated from that area of friction that
it's somehow just the materials just can't handle it. Yeah,
is it the rot? Rot in that situation is moisturish
or Is it just the Is it the friction?

Speaker 6 (35:36):
I believe once said there's a fraction, too much friction,
it's the whole year.

Speaker 5 (35:41):
I think it's probably that now.

Speaker 6 (35:43):
When my wife used to work at a clothing store
and they prided themselves on having these.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Really heavy duty, durable.

Speaker 6 (35:50):
Genes, and every now and again she just takes them
back and goes, he's done another one. And they look,
they're like, what is he doing?

Speaker 5 (35:57):
I don't know? And they she'd asked me, I'm like,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Is he not doing?

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Is that how she knew? She's like, he's just blowing
the crutch out of another pair of pants. I'll marry
that man.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
Jerry and LENI for the Hodichy breakfast.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
It's time for It's academic, your chance to win one
hundred and fifty dollars worth of Bunnings vouchers. Oh eight
hundred hardeche I eight hundred forty eight seven five give
us a call.

Speaker 7 (36:18):
Now.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
A lot of people trying to jump the queue to
get in to play. It's academic that one hundred and
fifty dollars is brought them running, sprinding into the queue.
There's your chance, not only to win that one hundred
and fifty dollars Bunnings vouch it to take a date
to the cafe and the Bunnings, but also to get
your school's name itched into the vaunted It's academic role
of honor, which I've been groud for not reading before.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
I'll do it again.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Todunger Boys, Hot Valley Memorial, Queen Elizabeth College and Palme Newland,
Shirley Boys, Sacred Heart, Mackensey College, Francis Douglas Memorial, Say
John Saint Peter's Stratford and the Goon.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Aiden joins us on the line now from Auckland. Good morning, Aiden,
welcome to the show.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
Here go. How's it going?

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Aiden? Which school will you be representing today? And it's
academic at ay?

Speaker 4 (36:59):
Boys?

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Okay, Boys is not on the roll of honor, it's not.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
I'm going to pencil it in there.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Fuggo Day Boys High knowing for its cricketing abilities. Aiden,
Certainly when I was at school.

Speaker 13 (37:13):
Yeah, I think I think when I started all our
we're probably just coming to the end of our glory days.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Okay, Well, any black caps out of there. Matthew Bell
heard him.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Matthew Bell is one.

Speaker 13 (37:25):
I remember when I started I head old uh Norm
Maxwell Maxwell?

Speaker 1 (37:33):
When I started, he played for the Yeah Locke, they're
also Joseph Joey Yovic. They had a great team, actually,
Stephen Kunis. When I was at school, they they I
think they won the to Let Cup. They were the
best there school in the country. Yeah, they had a good,
good period there.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
But they've never won the Haaking Breakfast. It's academic.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
No, well, here's your chance aident question number one for
you. You're just going to get three right, No point in past.
Which nineteen eighty seven album kicks off with the song
Welcome to the Jungle?

Speaker 13 (38:07):
Oh, Gunz Roses?

Speaker 1 (38:11):
What path? Okay, it's appetite for destruction? What is the
name of the trout? And gay old Gore.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
Trevor?

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Correct, there we go? And what city did the black
Caps beat Sri Lanka earlier this morning?

Speaker 13 (38:25):
Huh path?

Speaker 1 (38:29):
It's Colombo? Which US TV sitcom got to get these two? Correct?
Which US TV sitcom of the late eighties and early
nineties featured the Tanner family? Correct? Okay, here we go.
Let's do it for Funa day boys, He's got it.
Who is the only New Zealander for one hundred and
fifty dollars worth of budding bouchers. Who is the only

(38:52):
New Zealander to win the US Golf Open.

Speaker 13 (38:54):
Michael Campbell.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
It good on you, Waden damn it boys high should
be proud.

Speaker 13 (39:03):
Get a little bit close there.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Well are you time your time of perfect? It's through
a mile, it doesn't matter. Congratulations.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Adn't all right?

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Cheers, guys, done yourself? Proud good, don't hold you up.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Bunny spots will be winging their way out to you
in less than a year's time.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
The best way to catch up on what you missed
The Hurdarcky Breakfast radio show podcast.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Welcome along to the Hidarchy Breakfast. If you're new to
the show, it's nice to have you with us. My
name's Jeremy Wells, is a nice steward.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Good morning, Jeremy welsto morning, good morning, and he's young.
Good morning, especial shout out to the dance party that's
going on in Studio B. Fix Andy's joined Zoe Woman
in the phones and Studio B and they've got basically
the Love Island soundtrap, but blasting through what I thought
was the soundproof all right up until I found a way.
I think it's coming through the floorboards. Skoot's lending a

(39:52):
bit of energy to the studio this morning.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
It's Cheer your Face Off Thursday at Studio B, which
is great. Coming up later, we're going to put some
people in the drawer to come with us on our
wellness retreat to Byron Bay.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
We we've drawn Nathan through someone, Yes, did no?

Speaker 1 (40:07):
It was on Friday, wasn't it last Friday?

Speaker 2 (40:08):
We drew Nathan. Tomorrow we'll draw someone again.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Yeah, and that person also gets to bring a friend
with them or a guess whoever that is.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
An associate, Yeah, yeah, that's right, or an enemy, as
I keep saying, you can bring your enemy if you'd
like to.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
If you are new to the show, there's.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Something we do every Thursday. It's called Jerry's Theories, and
it's an opportunity for you to get inside the mind
of Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
We ask you a question.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
You need to tell us, not what you think the
answer is, but what you think Jerry thinks the answer
is the factor that and we'll give you the question
after the red Hot Chili Pipers.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Yeah, last week it was what percentage of kiwis do
I think have wet the bed as an adult.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
You thought seventy one percent. I thought seventy one Most
of the guesses and single digits.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
I thought people were weigh off on that.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
Jerry and Midnight the hold I keep breakfast.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Time for Jerry's theories where you've got to guess what
my guess is at a particular question.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Yes, that's right. So we asked your question. Your job
at home is text through your guests to three four
eight three closest to the pen Wins. And it's not
what you think the answer is. It's not what you've
googled and found out what the actual answer is. It's
what you think. Jerry's guess is. He's gonna write his
number down and then you need to guess it closest
to the pin wins. Some of the questions that we've

(41:19):
asked in the past were things like, and what you
was the first backflip performed?

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Yeah, which I thought fifteen thirty five.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
How many people does Jerry think can bowl one hundred
and forty kilometers in New Zealand right now?

Speaker 5 (41:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Not? In my opinion, I would say not a lot.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
You thought nineteen Yeah, I didn't think there were that
many people. I think that's low, but that doesn't matter
because the point of this is what does Jerry think. Yeah,
for example, average downstairs size for men in New Zealand,
you said five point nine inches. Again, I think that's low,
but again it's what Jerry thinks.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
The answer is that one is interestingly quite googleable. I mean,
I'm sure it's quite the scientific measurement of that, but
it is definitely googlable, and it's actually not that far
off what it was google.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Yeah. And so in the past we've been accused of
being a little bit too downstairs focused. So we're going
to shift it away from that. Today's question, what percentage
of kiwis does Jerry think have broken more than one bone?

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Yeah. Now, the part of the reason we were discussing
this yesterday is that my mother broke her elbow over
the weekend and spent a lot of time in hospital.
And I was looking around and there were a lot
of people coming in with broken bones. Yeah, particularly on
the Sunday, and I thought, wow, ifever, you're gonna the
ORTHOPEDICX must be very busy on a Sunday with what happens.

(42:34):
People are not resting enough on a zaba.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
That's right, yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Instead they're out there doing stuff and breaking bone, which
is blasphemy. But I knew that I've broken multiple I've
broken multiple bones.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Yeah, because initially we were going to go what percentage
of people have broken the bone? That'll be close to
one hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
I think it would be quite high. Yeah, I think
it would probably be in the very high nineties.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
You've had the bike crash. We broke every one of
your bones.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
You split my bone, I've broken my I've broken my
thumb in three places. I've broken a few bones in
my time.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
I knock on wood. Have never broken a major bones,
Is that right?

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Cricket fingers like that middle finger doesn't go straight. Yeah, yeah, wow,
you do that.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
You've got the vulcan going. I've got the default vulcan. Yeah, wow,
you've got the spot.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Let's be with you and then toes. I once broke
my big toe on my left foot, and the doctor
offered me crutches on the way out of the hospital.
He was like, yeah, doing these crushes in the har right,
I can just hobble around. I guess it's not as
much for walking as explaining why you're not wearing a
shoe and hobbling because you're just going to look on

(43:40):
housed for the.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Rest of the I like.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
But the next few weeks I was like, oh, that's
a good point. Yeah, so I did take one. It
just it stops the Why are you walking around like that?

Speaker 1 (43:47):
It's like, clearly he's got something wrong with the stuff. Rud.
You ever broken a bone?

Speaker 6 (43:51):
Well, I've never been diagnosed with broken bones, but I
feel like in my thirties a doctor actually felt quite
sorry for me and could tell that I I'd love
to have had some form of broken bone, and so
I went in with an extra It was a rib.

Speaker 5 (44:05):
I was like, pretty sure, I'm broken it. Oh, it's
very painful.

Speaker 6 (44:08):
And they looked at then, I don't think that's and
they could see that I had disappointed look in my face,
and I maybe, look, maybe there's a very small helline
fracture here, but nothing to really worry about.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
A sympathy fracture.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Yeah, yeah, I've had one of those. Back in the
COVID days, I bruised the cartilage between my ribs and
I wrung the doctor because you couldn't go in at
that time, and I described my symptoms to him and
he told me to go in there in case a
bit had chipped off of my rib and potentially could
puncture my lung.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
I was like, he's serious, good on there. I was fine, right,
but just put the shits on Mere.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Well, you can't do anything normally, you can't do anything
with the fractured rib, although if it was really severely displaced,
they'd probably have to perform some kind of operation and
take it out and slow cook it. Yep, all right.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
So the question this morning, what percentage of kiwis does
Jerry think have broken more than one bone?

Speaker 1 (45:00):
More than one bone, and let's just say not in
the same break So it's got to be separate incidents. Yeah,
I think that's a clear way to define it, because
you might break your arm in several places in the
same incident. I'm talking about multiple incidents.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
Jerry in the night, the hold I key breakfast.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Today's juries theories answering the question what percentage of kiwis
do I think have broken more than one bone?

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Yes, we've got a lot of guesses coming through on three, four, eight,
three thirty six percent, seventy three percent, fifteen to twenty
five percent. Ken discovering all his basis eighty three ninety
seven forty two. We're factoring in Jerry, of course, percentage
of active New Zealanders, the people that are accident prone, uncoordinated,
or calcium deficient, people who have unwittingly broken a bone,

(45:50):
and working backwards from the theory that ninety seven percent
of keyws have broken at least one bone.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Yeah, and I think also, I would say there's a
reasonably low two percentage of people who have broken bones
on three separate occasions. Yeah, I think two. I think
one a lot of people. Two not as many. I
think three, actually very few.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
And again we're going in separate instances as well, so
going a tip for that's not going to count. You
need multiple, at least multiple limbs in their life too.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Yeah. Should we go to Steve from Graymouth.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
Let's go to Step from Greymouth wanting Steve how many
what percentage of key is do you think Jerry thinks
have broken two bones in their lifetime?

Speaker 13 (46:28):
Well, I think everybody has been pretty active in their lives.
So I'm going to go something high and I'm going
to go eighty nine point five percent.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Steve, can I ask how many bones have you broken?

Speaker 13 (46:38):
About six?

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Geez?

Speaker 2 (46:40):
And separate instances.

Speaker 13 (46:42):
Oh, definitely, you're all different, all playing sports.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Steve, what have you have you been drinking milk? Steve?
Are calcium deficient? You're vegan? No?

Speaker 5 (46:51):
I love milk.

Speaker 13 (46:52):
I drink about two leaders of milk a day.

Speaker 5 (46:53):
Okay, is it too much?

Speaker 2 (46:55):
Maybe bones? Your bones too, Steve trunk blood emilk.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Okay, Steve, eighty nine percent. You're going to lock an
eighty nine percent.

Speaker 13 (47:04):
I'm going to lock it, lady nine.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Okay, Hold there, Steve, Hold there, Steve, All right, let's
actually Jerry, do you want to do you want to
reveal your number?

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Yere? I think I should reveal my number. Okay. So
obviously we're talking about all the things that I've taken
into account. A percentage of active New Zealanders. I feel
like New Zealand is a reasonably active people as a
as a race. I also think there are certain amount
of New Zealanders that are uncoordinated that they broke like Steve.
For example, from Graymow and Ruder, but interestingly, Ruder dangerously uncoordinated,

(47:36):
yet has never broken a bone. Officially very fracture from
from a doctor who felt sorry for from him, thought
they might make him feel a bit better about himself. Also,
I think probably some people have unwittingly broken a bone yep,
and it's been undiagnosed.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Don't know that they have. Yeah, So I would.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Say ninety seven percent of New Zealanders have broken a bone.
I would say twelve percent of New Zealanders have broken
three three bones. I'm going to kind of split the
difference through the middle. I'm going to say forty zero
point seven to one of New Zealanders have broken two bones.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Which means closest to the pin is Mike, who's on
the line this morning.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Good morning, Mike.

Speaker 5 (48:16):
Congratulation gentlemen.

Speaker 13 (48:17):
What was morning?

Speaker 10 (48:18):
Happy?

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Good Thank you? Maye.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
What was your thought process? What did you think Jerry Thorpe?

Speaker 10 (48:23):
Well, I thought I was following similar sort of line
of logic to him there really, I mean, and I
also averaged out the fact that my wife has broken
eighteen bones and she was probably an outlier. So you know,
with a bell curve, that's somewhere around forty percent, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Yep? Okay, how and that is your number forty Mike
forty Yeah, your points your point seven to one off,
So well done. You're closest to the pin.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
I have to ask, how did your wife break eighteen bones?

Speaker 10 (48:51):
She's going black mountain karate, is going through some taekwondo,
and she did downhill mountain, bike racing and skiing.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Okay, yeah, all the broken bone things she does, all
of them look brilliant.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Well take her out for a lunch at Bunnings then
for all of the broken bars. Congratulations Mike hero win it.

Speaker 10 (49:11):
Oh, thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Good on you, Mike, Thanks for calling him, Thanks for listening.
Coming up after eight point forty you got on the
sea Wars.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Yes, I'm back on the Seamurs. I'll explain to you
what's happened next.

Speaker 11 (49:23):
Jerry and mid nine The Hot Archy Breakfast, the Hot
Achy Breakfast, get back to work and back on site
with Bunnings Trades.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Time for your latest sport headlines. Thanks to Export Ultra
the ber for here. New Zealand have beaten Sri Lanka
by sixty one runs in their Super eight cricket match
at the Men's T twenty World Cup in Colombo. The
black Caps recovered from eighty four for six to post
one hundred and sixty eight for seven. The tournament co
hosts replied with one hundred and seven for eight Player

(49:54):
of the Match ration, Ravendra returned Korea best T twenty
figures of four for twenty seven.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
All of those numbers have gone directly into my head
and I understand exactly what you meant by them.

Speaker 10 (50:03):
I do.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
I do.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
However, the longer this has gone on, I do like
the format because T twenty's so volatile. Anyone could beat anyone,
so single elimination you can fluke your way through. But
with this top eight situation you can't. Right up until
the next round where it is single elimination, you can
fluke you way through.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
And you need that in the final part of the
elimination of a tournament. It needs to be a one
off game. You need the jeopardy. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
Yeah, there's got to be something at stake, and there will.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
I think we're going to get through.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
We'll be through into the knockout.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
It's funny because I was mocking the tournament at the
beginning because there were weird teams like Italy playing and
stuff like that. But we seem to have moved through now.
The Crusaders will be without Cody Taylor for Saturday's Super
Rugby Final rematch against the Chiefs in Hamilton won't need them.
The All Black Socker injured as reb sure, but didn't
break them. Interestingly, I wonder if his physician thought about

(50:52):
giving him a sympathy frature act while diving for the
corner in an attempt to score a try during the
heavy defeat to the Brumbies. All right, lest Fayinganuku gets
a first start of the season at center, Wallace Titi
will make his first appearance of the season off the
bench for the Chiefs. But there's still no Damien McKenzie
or Cortez rat.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
That's gonna make it a hell of a game. So
many players out for both teams and then back in again,
and then the Crusaders reeling off an zero and two start.
It's a tough start of the season, but again they
don't hand out the trophy in February to no but.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Tough place to win. But three losses from three games
at the start for the Crusaders. Has it Have they
come back from that before to win? I don't think so.
Doubt it.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
I mean, if anyone has it's then.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
I doubt it seventy percent though in terms of the
games that they've won and rain has delayed the opening
round of the New Zealand Golf Open at Melbrook. The
one hundred and fifth New Zealand Golf Open were set
to te off at seven fifty am. World number one
hundred Daniel Hilliott is the best ranked local in the field.
Michael Hendry was the last key we to lift the trophy.

(51:56):
That was in two thousand and seventeen. Who's been Oh
there was an Aussie on it last year, didn't he?
A former BIKI come over here and wait what? Well, jeez,
we need to defend.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
Well, this is the problem because they've got clowns like
you following them around, distracted them the whole time.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
It looks like it's going to be cold over the
next few days.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Yeah what down in Queenstown? Yeah in February.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Yeah, well you know it can be hitting mess, can't it.
But also for Electric Avenue which is on this weekend
and Zoey woman ing the phones and the studio be's
hitting down meagine how cold she's going to be. It's
going to be absolutely freezing. How many puffa jackets can
a woman wear?

Speaker 2 (52:37):
If you see someone at Electric Air this weekend dressed
like that already for an Arctic expedition.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Drift like the Michelin Woman. It'll be Zomie womaning the
phones at the studio. Bee ever a good guten tag
up next to You're back on the Sea Wars? What's
that couple?

Speaker 4 (52:55):
Jerry and the Night for the Hodkey Breakfast?

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Because you're back on the Sea Wars, You're so on today.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
I know I am soldiering on the quadril. This has
become a bit of a worrying recurring theme for the
Hierarchy Breakfast show. This is something that happened for large
portions of last winter and then coming around into the summer,
it's happened again because just a couple of weeks ago
you were under the weather and now I thought I

(53:21):
was made of sterner stuff. I thought I was cut
from a different cloth. I like the cut of my
own GiB. I'm for good, God's honest South Canterbury stock
and I thought I was up to it now. Unfortunately,
over the weekend I went out to a Push Push
concert and then three am things have been passed around.

(53:42):
I think I've contracted HOV if.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
I'm honestly right, So I see what happened here is
that you probably thought you looked at me last week
and you thought power posse get it together, complaining about
being sick, poss And then what the universe has decided
is that you need to be taught a lesson, and
it's decided to give you an Honestly, I imagine that
you're probably fighting it off there for a while.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
I thought I was sweet because honestly, on the Monday
I came and I was like, look, bad sleep, sore throat.
I don't smoke billion diaries over the weekend, so anything
could happen there. And I was like, right then, Tuesday, downhill, Wednesday?
What day even? Is it nowaday?

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Yesterday. On the way home, I went and got the
spiciest noodle soup I could find in the Auckland CBD. Yeah,
trump blow, the old sinus is out.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Did you have a food?

Speaker 2 (54:31):
I had a flow and I ticked hot, like mega
mega hot.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
And did you get the Serviet's ready? Is the nose
as the nose ran?

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, she was all going coffin, I'm
sneezing and bloody. I know, It's exactly what I was after.
And then I also swung by to try my luck
at the pharmacy on the on the David seamals which
anyone doesn't know. That's the pseudo ifan dream back on
the shelves that David Seymour put back into the I
don't know whatever they Quadreal or Coldric Quadrel has them different.

(55:04):
There's a few different ones and they will have the
dream in them. Now, the problem with that is you
can start a clandestine p lab with enough quldreal if
you have enough of them, allegedly, and so to that end,
whenever you go in and ask for it, no matter
how crooked you are, you could be absolutely dying. You
will get interrogated as if you're about to start a
p lab. And so that's happened to be the last couple.

(55:25):
I've actually been declined it before. And then so I
went in and I was getting asked the regularly scheduled questions.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Are you a mythmine user?

Speaker 2 (55:34):
Do you know how to cook meth fatamine?

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Do you have game connection?

Speaker 2 (55:38):
I'm Oudam west Aukland, So you know, is it the
craziest thing to think that I might be running a
Clandystone P lab? Probably not? Probably not? And so I
was in there and then they said, oh, so what's
the issue. What are you symptoms blah blah blah. Have
you been to a Push Pushkirk lately? That they asked me,
and then they said I and then so you're still
going into works. So yeah, as you're a I do

(56:01):
a radio show, and so sniffling into a microphone for
four hours is no good. I otherwise feel okay, but
it's just, you know, it's not good for anyone. I'm
also worried about the constitution of the guy who shares
the microphone with me. You know, he's into his dotage
now he may contract something and that could be life
threatening for him.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Soly I was worried about other people.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
As soon as I mentioned radio show, the whole demeanor
change was like, oh, I went from suspected pe lab
to radio really yeah, I said that.

Speaker 6 (56:33):
I just I've been trying to suppress that for about
thirty seconds and I could hold it no longer.

Speaker 5 (56:37):
Mania continue gruss.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
I see, I wasn't thinking straight. I said the Hdarchy breakfast,
I said, don't churn it because I'll sound terrible tomorrow morning.
What I should have said was I'm John from John Yeah. Yeah,
but so anyone out there that's I'm trying to get
ahold of the David Seama was just telling them, you
do a radio show.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
It's the Hurdary Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (56:58):
Jerry and Maniah, I keep breakfast.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
We found the list of the top ten pet insurance
claims for both cats and dogs, the things like biden
but eating sticks and socks and getting stuck into you
Easter eggs and things like that. Yeah, I know, and you,
you and I share a similar ethos on this. Basically,
you know, just let it, let it go. Let's see

(57:22):
how you go.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Our old cat, Burmese cat, Pussy, she only went once
to the vet. Yeah, in her whole life. She was
sixteen when she was when she made a trip to
the vet, made her debut, and that was her first
and last trip. It was her first and last trip
out of the house.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
Actually, this is this is it's funny you mentioned that
she never got.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
She was not a fighter.

Speaker 7 (57:45):
No.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Well, and this is the issue with my cat. One
of the funny things about I've noticed that in rural
communities it's not uncommon to never name your cat because
often the cat that you end up with is it
just showed up at your house. You don't know what
it is. Can you feed the cat? Is that cat
still out in the garage. Whatever.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Well, the cat doesn't really know its name.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
No, well I think else does, but yeah, so generally
they don't. And I remember me and my mum sitting
in the waiting room at the Vicklin one day for
ages while the receptionists kept going, We've got a mellow
puff here to pack up, and I don't think that's ours. Well,
it turns out when we got a micro chef, they
were like, does it have a name? And Mom was like,
I don't know, mellow path, I guess, And then neither

(58:24):
of us had ever called it that ever. Again, so
we said in the reception plat half now waiting for
this cat, and we didn't know that it was called mellow.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
That's a great name for a cat, mellow puff. Yeah.
Well yeah, but we'd never called it mellow.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
But anyway, so I'm of the same athos as you,
as like, whatever happens to this cat happens. But my
current cat is like the million dollar cat. When it
was a cat, and because it's a fighter, as you mentioned,
it got in a scrap and snapped one of its
fangs off, and that can get and fig the straight
of the brains. Like we've got to pull the tooth out,
boody hell. So there's what are the options here. They said, well,

(58:57):
you can either just pull it out and have it
messing a fang, or you can replace it. And I said,
could you get a gold tooth in there? And they said, yeah,
you can, we can put a gold tooth in there.
I was like, so I can have the money, but
I have cats.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Please tell me you put a gold tooth.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
And the problem was my issue what I got talked
down from this because my message was like, if someone
sees this cat walking up the street with a gold tooth,
they're going to take the cat.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
Of course, of course it's good point.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
And so that's how they managed to talk me out
of having this cat walk around with the thousand dollars
worth of gold in its mouth.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Common sense from Jeff.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
Yeah. And but then in the end, all that's happened
is because he's missing a top fang. He just snarls
all the time because his lip gets caught where his
fang's supposed.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
To possibly even freakier to other cat, way freakier.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
And I think that's what's causing all the fights.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
Yeah, right, Okay, Jeremy.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
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