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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hurdarchy Breakfast. Get set for winter with Bunnings.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Trade, Jeremy Wells and the nice Stuart the Hurdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Welcome along to the Hurdarche Breakfast. Nice every company this morning.
Nice that easily as well. Love so easterly. My name's
Jeremy Wells. Has a nice Stewart.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
That's that's not a south Easterly, that's a Easterly. That's
so easily sat Easterly ticks comes through early doors fell
as morning legions more than religions.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
Absolutely physics for the week your head.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Thanks for the warriors being massive and the contents around
and Kezy being massively steamed at Magic Ground.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Perhaps the impact his bench performance.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Was he was he was here. I saw Hoidy Jay
spending a lot of time on the weekend at Magic
Round looking at the cultural hotspots of Brisbane. Some gardens
he was a fountains.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
I don't even know if he found the cultural attractions.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Marveling at some buildings.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Yeah, I gotta be honest when when Magic Ground kicked off,
us thinking, you know what, it's probably for the best.
You're not over there. You know you've been an absolutely
state on Monday.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
If you went over there.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
But then just.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Watching all the content across the weekend and having been
there before, knowing what I was messing out.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
And I was like, Dad, God, damn it.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Yeah, I did him my phone off at one point.
I've seen too much.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
I understand that. What and what a game last night
Gloracious made to finish it all off and the Warriors
fans at sunk at Stadium.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
I mean, I know we joked about how that was
technically a.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Home game for the Warriors, but it was, you know
what I mean, like the fans were just it was great,
but heartbreak early doors.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Let's get into it next.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Here's she had on a headache. Breakfast, Welcome along.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
Jerry and the Night the hod Achy Breakfast's.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Good weekend, Fellas, how was the weekends?

Speaker 6 (01:44):
Not?

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Good?

Speaker 7 (01:44):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:44):
This happened?

Speaker 8 (01:46):
Now be to the left. It's a slow play the ball,
he good. Fans point, oh hold up my powerful.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
He buckled. Oh no, this is terrible for the Warriors.
And that's right. Tenor Boyd half beat for the Warriors.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
ACL Yeah yeah, I mean I've seen enough of them.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
I've seen enough of them.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
They did the ACL test for him on the field
and they were like, no good.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
What does the ACL mean You're out for twelve months?

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Oh yeah, at least like that used to be a
career in the back of the day. Anterior cruciate ligaments
the one in the middle of your knee that holds
the two parts of your need together. So that's used
to stabilize it for when you change directions and when
something moves like that, then it snaps. Not that anyone
can see my hands there, but it goes right through
the middle of the knee. And that one is a
doozy common misconception. People think you can't walk with that one.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
You can.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
In fact, some people get around their whole lives of
that in a cl It's just when you play in
the National Rugby League, they're pretty handy.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
I think I might not have an ACL. I think
that might be my problem. I reckon, yeah, because they've
always struggled with lateral directions I have. And I also
whenever I come to I'm fine walking around, Yeah, soon
as I go to play in the NRL.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
And that is the only thing holding you back in there,
And you've always said that.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
I think that's too. I don't know, you can't get
around with that in a cl without knowing it.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, you can't play It turns out you can't play
NRL with on Teka alone. I found out, No, you can't.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Although the motherfucking trboth flower fucking he did his ACL
a while ago and then he just went to a
doctor somewhere and then all of a sudden came back
and was ready for the World Cup again.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
And I was like, how did they do that? I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
He might be Tanner boyd gun see that doctor.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Can Tannaboyd gun see the doctor that fix weisuck in
the hollow? Is broken league in about a week.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah, what was he? He had a lemon poultice. I
think you got a lemon poultice on it, didn't Heah,
So so you got some lemons and then they created
a poultice and then he put the poultice on.

Speaker 9 (03:45):
The top Rob some dirt on it.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
Bob's runkle.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Look this is I mean, honestly, you couldn't if if
the NRL was scripted, you would say this is bad writing.
Just last year we had Luke Metcalf, who's the you know,
Dalim leader. Halfway through the season, then he tears his ACL.
Then while he's away. Tanner Boy has like one of
the best starts of the season. Luke Metcalfe says, all right, well,

(04:13):
if you're not going to play me, release me to
another club. The very next game, tanner Boy, does a cl.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Please release me? Are we looking at the trainer?

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Well?

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Are we training? Is he overtraining their a cls?

Speaker 3 (04:26):
What about the ground, because that was the second last
game of Magic Ground. Like you said last week, it
looks like they just fill it in with hey, I
mean that thing was in.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
It was weird. The commentators were saying how amazing it
was and what a great job they're petting the comment
They were patting the grounds people on the back were
curators as they know on on Australia.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Yes, I blame Hoyt.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
I think I can't prove it, but I feel like
he's taken some bad juju over there, you know, and
he was there to witness it. Now, the confusing part is,
so we've told metcalf he can leave from the end
of the year. He's still with us the rest of
this year, but then he leaves and we've just been
through this whole situation where him do you play him if.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
You're weaby, Yeah, you play him? Yeah, absolutely, what I mean,
what happens if he takes us to the promised knowing
that he's about to leave again, that's okay, Yeah, he
takes us to the promised land.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
I mean that you've got to play who you've got there.
And he's a good player. I think, I think these
things happen, and you know, obviously you don't want these
things to happen in terms of injuries. But look, tennant
boy was playing well, but like was he? That's so
amazing that the team can't function without him?

Speaker 3 (05:33):
No, Well, and that's the beautiful part of the Warriors
this year is none of the players are that, you know,
playing well as a unit. Yeah, and then you bring
to Mighty Martin back and hell.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
A good looking sucker to Mighty Martin. Goodness me.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Yeah, I noticed that they used him for all of
the advertising for.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Las Vegas Round a couple of years ago.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Man, he is very handsome man. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
And like the manly Seagulls have found out by putting
Karen fora known as their coach, win in doubt go
hot as a hellow sports boys that do a podcast
about that, and they they've been saying if you're in doubt,
if there's ever a shadow of.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Doubt, yep, go hot. Oh totally.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
So I think Tomato Martin from now on out.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Apparently he's a big hunting community.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Yeah he is.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
He is the guy that every Kiwi man tells his
kids that he used to be.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
Yeah, used to Yeah, mean hunter, mean fisher, can tackle.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
I used to play for the Warriors of the Ride
Horses or the Chase Shellers.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
Thought I was hot.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Kick off both feet.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
Yeah, piercing b well, we used to. We used to
say his move was.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
We called it the tender Swindler, and it's where he
would just lock eyes with the opponent and they would
fall madly in love with him and just let him through. Yeah,
that's sapinely. That's that's how he manages to go through
gaps and don't seem to be there. It just infatuates
his opponent slides straight through.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
Still our ye, Jerry and midnight, the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Message came through into the group chats Slate last night
and it said my dog is racist. It was from
executive producer Ruder.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Sorry, he's just getting in front of the story because
I had found out this weekend.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
Firsthand, how racist this dog is.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
I was out for.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
A run, one of many this weekend since you last seen.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Me, Jerry, I've run three times.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Are we calling these hot girl runs? Well?

Speaker 4 (07:32):
The community is. It's not for me to say. I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
I'm just out there doing it, you know, with hunt
and fishing. Whether people think that's hot or not, that's
got nothing to do with me. So yeah, nine k's
behind me across the weekend. That's not what it's about.
I've taken that off Stravia. You can't follow me, said,
don't go ahead and looking anyway. As I was out
there for my second of the three on the sadday,
I was walking down the hill and who do I spy?

Speaker 4 (07:56):
But executive producer Ruder?

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Is that right?

Speaker 8 (07:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (07:58):
While in the wild old executive.

Speaker 9 (08:00):
Ruder, Full family in toe.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Full family in toe Wow, go around a family, Hot
girl family, Walk.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Girl family walked the number fourteen Love of his life,
fourteen out of fifteen with them as.

Speaker 9 (08:10):
Well, fourteen and still standing defending champion.

Speaker 10 (08:14):
Actually and I said, I said, but even and I
are over there, I said, there's temmy missus Ruder. She's
more commonly know his body and aaria and then when
I you had a great technique actually going up to
a dog with your hand out to say sniff the hand,
and the dog absolutely jumped and crept herself at bolted man.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
She really juju from a night it was.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
It was I haven't said it.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
A dog hasn't cowed away from me like that at
a long time, like fear.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
This is Betty the bearded Collie.

Speaker 10 (08:45):
Yeah, I don't know if I've seen a dog cower
yit to jump at the same time.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
It was she went down and yeah, okay, And is
that a normal thing for Betty the bearded Collie is
she normally would describe her as a once. He's sort
of a ski it's sort of a dog.

Speaker 10 (09:00):
Well, we live in a suburb called Riverhead in Auckland,
and I would describe it as a mcflurry mainly white
but with some sprinkling of different.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Colors on the top, pink and blue.

Speaker 10 (09:11):
Mainly pink and blue, a couple of yellows and Marida
there generally bad for you. Yeah, And I remember walking
past a diversity. I remember once she's like, can I
pet your dog? And I thought, no, this would be
good And I got baitty to sit down, and she
shook for a little while, and then she wet herself
and then barked at this small.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
The child looked more like me, or more like Jerry,
more like.

Speaker 9 (09:38):
You, like you'd had a holiday in the islands.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yeah, so she's got.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
A real You've got a racist dog on you.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
What do you do? What do you do to solve
this problem?

Speaker 4 (09:50):
Well, I think you've got to look at the roots
of the problem, because no dog's born racist.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
No, that's exactly true.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
No dog is born racist.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
They are color blind.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
These are they are color blinde Yeah, so these are
learned behaviors. So I think you would need to start
with the owner in this situation, generally.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
From the parents. I always look at the parents when
I do see racism inside of a family. I looked
straight at the parents and what have you? What are you?
What messages are you sending to Biddy the bearded colleague.

Speaker 10 (10:17):
I've been trying to tell her that all people are equal. Unfortunately,
when when we walked away, my wife immediately went, oh, no,
the racist dog again. And then within an hour when
I send message of the group chat casual Chat, Rude's
dog is racist.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
It's not the first racist dog will come across either.
There used to be one in the office here that
would bark at that whenever I came out. Yeah, and
when a dog was racist as well, and when no
one was looking on belt at.

Speaker 5 (10:42):
Jerry and the night the hold I keep breakfast.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
So we had the pre ball at our house. My
daughter had her first ball. She's year twelve. Oh right,
year twelve.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
Yep, that adds up.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah, you're living you and how to form for people
who are my age the old parlier yep, six form
year twelve year. It's quite weird when you were in
the old system with the forms and the standards and
the premise are you only know what year things are
until your kids get to that year, Like I couldn't
work it out ahead of time, Like I would say, oh,

(11:14):
you know my kids year eleven. This is when my
kids were like year five. And I'd be like, year eleven?
Is that is that?

Speaker 5 (11:20):
To me?

Speaker 1 (11:21):
It feels like no, no, oh no, that's fifth form?
Oh yep, gotcha.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
I was run on the cusp, so I speak both
do you yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Bilingual?

Speaker 4 (11:29):
I'm bilingual and that and that same same feet and
inches cinematas.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
And were you doing n c A.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Yes at year eleven okay aka a fifth form? Yes,
so that's when NCA starts at year eleven okay?

Speaker 4 (11:42):
Or for form?

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Did you know about school certificate sixth form certificate ambissary? No,
they were.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
I'd heard my mum say that speak those words.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
But they didn't know what that must be another language
to you, Yeah, it is, because that's a real word
that sounds completely different.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
Every year you could fail those, can you?

Speaker 1 (11:57):
It was a new language. Every year you could fail ridiculus.
He found at me that he couldn't go into the
next year. Could oh really? Oh yeah, you could fail
school see which was fifth form in CEA. Yeah, in
other words, year eleven n c A. And if you
didn't get fifty percent in the exam.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
You're a dunce.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Form again. You'd have to do that subject again.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
Oh god, yeah, oh just that subject. You wouldn't have
to do the whole year.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
I feel like you'd have to do that subject, just
the subjects you didn't pass.

Speaker 6 (12:26):
Oh.

Speaker 9 (12:26):
Now.

Speaker 10 (12:26):
There was a few second year fifths floating around second
year sixth, second year seventh as well when I was
at school.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Seventh an interesting one because that means you sort of
hanging there past your friends have gone.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
That generally is reserved for really good football players, generally,
you're right.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Yeah, so yeah, we had the ball, real dances, well,
well not we my daughter had the people say we
I had, my daughter had the ball and we had
the pre ball at our places.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
Yep, how to.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Go good, good times. Parents came over as well. The
dates arrive very well behaved. No alcohol, of course allowed.
You have to sign forms to say that you know
that the parents are allowed to drink, but the kids
are not allowed.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
Did they stick to that? Yeah, because obviously I didn't.
I wasn't able to make it around to enforce that.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Yeah, it would have been good if you were. There's
threats of breathalyzers and drug snuffer dogs and all sorts
of stuff now.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
But that the are empty threats always.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Yeah, but there's threats, and then it's enough for people
to go, oh, I would hate not to be allowed.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
And did you meet her a date?

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yes? I met the date. Problem. He's a very nice
young man, that's what you say about these things. He
bloody was. He's a very talkative, chatty young man, but
too chetty, which was quite good. He understood that my
mum was there, and obviously my daughter had said make
sure you make sure you're nice to my mum and
my grandmother. That's important. She really cares about that sort

(13:47):
of thing. So he was like, missus, well's I've heard
so much about you. My mother's like, oh, she was
very taken. She was very taken.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Later lay it on a bit of stuff smart brogging
around and introduced old uncle Monica.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
As I said about.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
Jerry Demman Knight the Hotiarchy breakfast.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Time for later sport head lines thanks to expert Ultra
the beer for here. The decision to keep Luke Metcalfe
around the season could prove vital to the Warriors after
they're forty two to twelve. When of the Broncos in
the Magic Round at Brisbane, half back tann And Boyd
hobbled off with a suspected season ending ACL injury in
the seventh minute. Let's just call it what it.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
Is, ye, it's any how they did. It's it's a
season ended.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Metcalf's moving to the Dragons next year, but Warriors coach
Andrew Webster says the club knew he was too valuable
to go earlier. Did he say that the Warriors remained
second behind the Panthers after Penrith's twenty eight six victory
of a bottom placed Dragons.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
It's very I don't know.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
We'll get the pitchforks out later on the show, I think.
But it is an interesting situation, isn't it. We've got
one guy who's requested to leave the club because the
other guy's doing well that very weekend season ender.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
I don't know. I was saying before the everything isn't
it is?

Speaker 3 (14:58):
And I was saying before this, I was like, I
don't think Metcalfel's stick around for the whole season.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
I think they'll be like, look, you just go. If
you're going to go, go now.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
This changes every When was the decision made? Was it
made last week.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
Or the week before last week?

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Actually I wonder if it was secretly being broken behind
the scene.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Year perhaps, Although I don't know. The speed at which
it happened makes me think it did happen last week.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Would it have happened if Tannerboyd had have been injured
the week before?

Speaker 4 (15:24):
That would have changed everything?

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Yeah, he wouldn't win it? Yeah, weird. And golfer Daniel
Hellier has made a solid start to his final round
at the PGA Championship Major in Pennsylvania. He's even path
through thirteen to sit at even overall in a tie
for thirty second. Leader Alex Smalley is at six under.
He's about to tee if at six thirty five, and
Anick Sinner has joined Rafael nadel And becoming the second

(15:47):
man to sweep all three clay caught atp Masters one
thousand titles in a single season.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
Man, what a mouthful.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
The world number one captured the crowns in Monte Carlo,
Madrid and Rome over the past five weeks, dropping three sets.
Route The Dale completed the feat once as well. In
twenty ten.

Speaker 5 (16:04):
Jerry and Mini the hod Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Stunning innovation in the world of solo drinking fellas that
I would like to share with you guys, and I
think Gerry.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
In particularly you're going to enjoy this one.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
So for Christmas, I was gifted a an ice cube
mold I.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
Guess you'd call it. And it's basically just four giant slabs.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Now these things would be I'm trying to look at
something for scale.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Yeah, I know what you're going to say about three
inches by three.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Inches, Yeah, yeah, yeah probably, and then but tall, yeah,
so about as tall as probably in fact, as tall
as a pint glass. Oh and I know that because
I put it into a pint glass. Yeah, these things
are enormous. It's like, you know, like cell phones were
first back in the day, those but the big bricks. Yeah,
like yeah, it's like that size, okay, And it basically

(16:52):
fills up a pint glass.

Speaker 6 (16:53):
And so.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
When my messes came through, what do you call it now?
Judy free most recently.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
That's what you call it. Now, that's what they call it.
It was called something else, yeah, text.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
And juty free that's what it used to go. But
now it's just juty free. That stuff free, judge juty
free anyway, no cheaper these days, I find.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
But that's by the boy. I think it's a bit
of a scam, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
I think so too.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
I think that's a so.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Darts for the best thing in judy free. Yeah, but
on the pack of I mean I do recall, I
do recall a pack of a breck of Marlboro's been
twenty one dollars, my god, twenty one dollars for ten bucks.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
So now what's happened. Why are they no longer cheaper?

Speaker 3 (17:34):
So are they putting tech because I thought the point
was you're in international waters, there's no tax I think.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
They're putting text on the judy free Ciggi's now just
so you can't there's no loophole because I think they're
worried that people come through the juty free. I've just
guessed this. Yeah. Yeah, by the way, I have, I've
not read anything or even spoken to anyone about this,
but I imagine that there's a bit of a loophole
going on there and they're just try trying to plug it.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
Then you'd start up some sort of black market situation.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Yeah, when they're fifty bucks in that costing ten back
study three.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
I mean I've heard that there is a black market
for sixers these days.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yeah, I've heard that too.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Anyway, So I got I've got a bourbon and I've
got a comedy sized ice cubes, and I didn't have
any other ice cubes, and.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
So I was like, I was like, I just want
to try. You know, when you get a.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
New bottle of bourbon, whiskey or something like that, you
just want to try. You don't want to mix it.
With anything, just to see what it's like. Yeah, the
only ice I had was this comically large Nockier brick
phone size thing.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
And sixty two teen or the fifty eight one, I.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
Think it might have been the sixty sixty two bastard anyway.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
So I put that in a pike glass and then
I put some of the bourbon in it. And then
this is goes, Oh, you're having it on the rocks,
And I was like, I'm having it on the rock
because there's only one rock.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
Is just like, that's the biggest rock I've ever seen.
I was like, it's a bourbon.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
I'm having it not on the rocks, but on one
singular rock, on the Ears rock, one Ears rock. And
I think it's a It's a stunning innovation in bourbon
drinking because that one rock that lasted all night, That.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
Thing lasted forever.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Man, at one point, I don't have to snap it
and put it put it down a bit because it
was starting to float out.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Did that bourbon settle into a nice drink?

Speaker 4 (19:07):
That bourbon settled into a nice drink and it got
nicer as we went on.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Turns out a little bit of water, isn't it? With
with with your whiskey.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
Don't be afraid of it. Yeah, it just takes the
bite out of it.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
It's bloody, bloody, quite nice.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
But anyway, I would highly recommend if you're if you're
settling into you know, pizza on the couch and watching
the footy, I would highly recommend to Bourbon.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
Ularu Jerry Edmondnight the breakfast.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
It's something that's got to be honest, is one of
the wildest things that I've ever seen in my life.
Again out on one of my and I don't want
the show to just turn into what did Moncas see
on his.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Hot girl water? It has become a bit like that.
It's getting a bit that way, man, it's definitely leaning
into into hot girl walk. Monica is really shoe shoehorning
in any chat he possibly can about his hot girls
every single break hot girl walk? He I how many
CA's was it? Nine? Nine CA's running? Oh that's not
even the hot girl walking.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
That's how goll run it.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
I mean, how many ks on on your feet? How
on the seat?

Speaker 3 (20:01):
It's getting selly out. I'll tell you what I feel.
Every single one of them, my.

Speaker 10 (20:03):
Niece, No one of your shoes are wearing out, man,
you are going too hard.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
One of these girls outside the window.

Speaker 9 (20:12):
He'll come out soon.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Settled down.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
Look and again I don't this isn't I mean, that's
just a byproduct of what is happening. But another byproduct
of what is happening is, you know, when you go
walking around other people's neighborhoods, there's something about if you
can see into someone's house, you will look.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
And I had this issue.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
But because my house you could see straight into my
lounge from the street, we ended up putting a fence up,
and that was the best thing we could have done,
because if you can look and and people don't think
that noisy, but if you can see into someone's house,
you will look. And so I did, and I saw
in a lounge. First I've ever seen this in a lounge.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Never.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
I've seen a lot of different things in lounges before,
but never have I ever seen a lawn mower inside
a lounge. I looked in the front window of this house,
giant glass window, a lot of them are, and just
right next to the couch there was just a lawnmar.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Is it a prize? Was it a Was it a prize?

Speaker 4 (21:09):
Lawnmar?

Speaker 1 (21:09):
I mean, the person so proud. Was it new or
was it an old lawnmarer.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
I couldn't quite get a glimpse at the make or
model or condition of the lawnmar.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Was it a postmodern form of sculpture of some kind,
perhaps something about saying something about the Kiwi backyard and
just the New Zealand psyche in general.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
Yeah, a love letter to the genre, to the quarter
acre dream.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Bringing the backyard inside.

Speaker 4 (21:33):
Into or outdoor flow. It could well have been. Maybe
it was for the fragrance, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (21:38):
A lawnmar brings with it so many delightful fragrances of petrol.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Yes, grass cutting and cat grass is a beautiful combination.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
Yeah, hear of a thing to clean up after that?

Speaker 1 (21:46):
You'd think I quite problematic. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
Have you have you ever seen a lawnmar inside inside
a house?

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Never inside a house?

Speaker 4 (21:54):
No?

Speaker 1 (21:54):
And I've also never cleaned a lawnmar like I've you
ever taken to a lamy water, a blast or a hose.
Can you hose a lawnmarw or would it get in
the engine and buger it up?

Speaker 6 (22:05):
Well?

Speaker 10 (22:05):
I know some people that at the end of their
lawn mowing activities, they hose it down and I've never
been and they hose it down, and I don't know
how that works.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Are they worried about because I bought clover from when
we moved house. I bought the lawnmar with me.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
It brought the clover with it.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
It brought the sixteen different types of weed to my
brand new lawn which I'd had seeded.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
No, and that'll just spread it bloody everywhere.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
You know, this whole the whole thing's clover now.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
Yeah, I mean this is yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
My first job out of UNI was what they call roguing,
which is where you've got to walk through wheat fields
and such and pull gut brome and wild oats and
different things out of there because if that goes through
the combine harvester, those seeds go everywhere. Your next crops
bugget disaster, disaster, And that's what's happening to you.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
You know, with your hot girl walking inside and looking
inside people's windows. Have you noticed a defense and caught
with basically you're a peeping tom, So you walking around
your neighborhood being a peeping tom. Have you noticed a
less knit curtains than in the past, the old knit

(23:12):
curtain that you see it a lot, particularly in a
regional New Zealand. Yes, traveling around I'm seeing a lot
less nick.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
Curtains now it's definitely falling by the wayside.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Perhaps if there were more of them, I wouldn't be
able to send to everyone's lounge.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
So did you knock on the door and give him
a please explain?

Speaker 4 (23:32):
So what's going on here?

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Why do you have a lawnmarker and your lounge?

Speaker 5 (23:37):
Jerry and the Night the Hoarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Jerryan and I are joined the complate the Hadaki Breakfast
discussion group on Facebook for more.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
So the worries about the Broncos forties do twelve at
Magic Ground and Brisbane yesterday. Funnily enough, that is exactly
the same score that the Chiefs speak the Highlanders buy
on Friday night. It was also a massive when for
competition Fai it's the Hurricanes against the Blues of Eden
Park and joining us now to talk through the games
from the weekend. Skysport commentator disgraced graced for Mhearland.

Speaker 6 (24:14):
Can you remind me? Can you remind me how I became?
How it overcome so disgraceful?

Speaker 1 (24:21):
We don't need to remind you joe, I don't. Let's
just let's I don't.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
I a new reason every week. We're getting to the
point in Joey. The heavy hitters, it seems in Super
Rugby are all They're all on song at the moment, aren't.

Speaker 6 (24:41):
They certainly are mate. Certainly what a weekend it was
to New Zealand derbies, and obviously that the Crusader's lads,
they were sunning it. I see a lot of them
and it seems to be the destination of choice at
the moment for the weeks cellers, so ripping into the
Fiji Golds and enjoying a little bit of time on
there by weeks. But I'll tell you what, Yeah, I

(25:03):
was disappointed Friday night. I thought, for thirty minutes of
that encounter, the Islanders looked every part of chance to
upset the apple cart. But then the old amigo from Argentina,
I thought he had put a big old shot on
get yellow carded. And that's when the wheels fell off
the Highlanders wagon. Yeah it was, and the class of

(25:23):
the Chiefs just came through.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
Yeah, yeah, it looked like a good game though. You
were were you at that one?

Speaker 5 (25:27):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (25:28):
Yeah, Sideline on that one over the weekend, so there
was Yeah, it was a good game. It was. It
was an entertaining fixture. Mate entertaining fixture. Although I was
crying into me point later on. Yeah, getting and getting
it coughed it from the chief supporters, which I really enjoy. Yeah, yeah,
and I like that.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
Yeah, and I like that sign of a healthy competition,
that kind of stuff. The Hurricanes really stomped the Blows
over the weekend. That was a bit of a test
of where the Blows are at.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Isn't it.

Speaker 6 (25:55):
I tell you what, Man, Me and James Parsons watching
that first half, I actually thought, does this do these
booes go? Do these Blues boys they want to give
themselves a shot at top four? That they kind of
look like they just wave the white flag pretty early.
I know that the Canes are an impressive outfit, but man,
how underwhelming are the Blues at the moment?

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Hold on, disgraceful heart. Yeah, we'll just experience experience in
the business. We're experiencing the business end of the season.
And what we know is that through this little period here,
you just got to play within yourselves. You just got
to and then you lull your opponents into a false
sense of security and then those big boys they come
through and the they come through in the business end

(26:38):
of things when things really need to happen, that's what happens.

Speaker 6 (26:41):
You are, okay, okay, okay, getting beaten by the top
team by twenty three points. That's what you're trying to do.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Is that the idea that it's called fox And I'll
tell you who is foxing and who is samdbanging? That
the team you're actually describing the Jerry as the Crusaders.
This is what they do every year. They now play
the Chiefs down there under the lid at the car
Stadium this week.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
That's going to be game of the season. Isn't it able?

Speaker 6 (27:06):
Well? Mate, box office stuff, isn't it?

Speaker 5 (27:08):
Like?

Speaker 6 (27:08):
How good?

Speaker 4 (27:09):
Is that?

Speaker 6 (27:09):
Going to be sold out already one New Zealand Stadium,
so that place is going to be absolutely bouncing. My
one concern Damien McKinsey after the weekend for the Chiefs,
I would have gone odds on because the way they're playing,
the way they're fronting physically the Chiefs, and the way
he's conducting things. I was like, man, they're looking like

(27:31):
they're going to make that run. And I thought after
Friday night, they could have been the guys that might
be able to upset the cane train. But now that
Damien McKenzie's out for I would say at least two
weeks man, that's that's going to even Allegia down and down,
And Chrisshi says for sure. And as we know this
timing here, this is where, like you said, Jerry, super

(27:53):
Reggy's won in the winter. But when you've got a
roof over it doesn't it doesn't matter a ship. So
let's just see. Let's just see how it goes this
weekend with Josh shake and pulling the strings and no
Damien McKenzie and the chief side because every chief side
when Damien's here, they left to another level.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
And I know it's a different code. But before you go,
Joey Wheeler, I don't know. If you saw that Warriors
win last night over a magic ground and you saw
Tanner Boyd with the a CL, you would have seen
a few people go down with a CL's like, what
what goes through your mind as a player, as a
professional athlete in that situation when like what happens mentally?

Speaker 6 (28:31):
Well, I would say to him, form of his life,
he just goes why me, why now? You know, like
it's a it's a whole range of emotions, but I'd
say just that devastation of you feel that why does
it have to happen at this moment in time? And
I also think the parallels between Tanner Boyd and Tana
Boyd and Caleb Tunguintower, you know, two guys that are

(28:54):
that are on an absolute heater at the moment in
terms of their form, playing the house down, playing the
lights out for their I mean, on Caleb's case, he
was a showing for the All Blacks.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (29:05):
Tanner's case, he had obviously made himself number one half back.
The Christian color of you know, like that that's what
goes through that. It's just white me, why now? And yeah,

(29:26):
that's the heartbreaking, the heartbreaking things for these players when
they're in such good forms that they have been facing
nine months on the sidelines. It's just yeah, it's not
fair game. It's a crawl game. It's like it's like
you're getting consolateis theory, after a massive weekend on the
get and then you can't you can't perform as well
as you as you like.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Being introduced to disgraced Former Highland. Every single time you.

Speaker 6 (29:51):
Come on the it's like and honor and approvement, good
on your bills.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Lovely things, so much time. So he always great that you.

Speaker 5 (30:01):
Jerry and Mian Night, the Hot Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
Pink Shit Friday on last Friday, Fellas, I'm gonna be honest,
So the pink shirt Friday.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
That is a stand against bullying and it's in its
many forms. I've never been bullied so much in my
life than by the pink shirt community. I mean just
on Friday, we were bullied into putting those shirts on.
I stood up for myself. I said no means no,
and I won't be putting the jersey on.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Oh good on you. It's interesting the anti bullying movement,
the pro bullying movement. I'm not sure how strong that
is nowadays.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
Pro bully lobby, Yeah, yeah, that has fallen by the wayside.
But I'll tell you what. I witnessed two incidences of
bullying from people in pink shirts on Friday, and I
thought it's a bit of a gray area. So for example,
I was cut off in traffic by a man in
a pink shirt. Now, can you give a hiding to
someone in a pink shirt on Pink Shit Friday.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Can you bully behind the wheel of a car? You
kind of care, can't you? And the modern and the
modern the modern elite. Yeah, but all the modern idea
of it, you possibly can. Yeah, that's right because basically
when I was growing up, bullying was really something that
happened at schools.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
Yeah, swirly is and that kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
It happened, but for larger people or people who were older,
for smaller people of places that you had to go,
for example, a school, you've you've got to go to school,
so you know, that's where it happened. There was no
such things bullying in the workplace for example. Yeah. Right,
if you got in a workplace that yeah, exactly, that
you don't like, you just left.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
That's a good point.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
The difference at school being that you're captive and you
can't you can't leave, you can't leave. Well, it's funny
you mentioned that because I witnessed there was there's often
cops out and about in our neighborhood, and I witnessed
them on an intersection.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
There was a group of about I would say twenty
school aged children, half of them in pink shirts, half
of them not in a horror of a scratch.

Speaker 9 (31:57):
Yeah, massy shirt.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Massive dust up in the right the intersection, right at
the traffic light. So there's about, you know, thirty cars
piled up in each direction, and everyone's watching this dust
up going on on the side of the road there,
And I just wonder if maybe the pink shirts made
the easily bullied people too easy to identify. One of
them took off across the paddock. There were cops swarming
the place trying to trying to track these people down.

(32:19):
I was like, Fellas, Fellas reason for the season. This
is anti bullying pink shirt day, and you're in a
scrap well.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
I was also bullied by a person in a pink shirt.
On Friday at a golf course. I was told to
hurry up by a person in a pink shirt. It
was one of the young pros actually, who was moving
people quickly through the tea and then when when I
had a bad t shot and headed out of bounds,
he was like rubbishot mate.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
I was like, okay, here we go. This is you're
in a pink shirt. I've shown up here, paid my
green fees.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
I'm captive, I'm held captive by this course. Yes, is
not my choice.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
I can't leave.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
I can't leave now that I paid my green.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
For financially invested in it, and now here he is bullying.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
You're on the first tea copping out, especially from a
younger person. Yeah, it's ages a younger, better player, you know.
I think if it was a person who was not
as good as you be, that'd be fine. But a
person who's a better player than you, that's not the
power over you. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
We're not the only ones who've been bullied by people.
In pink Suit's Josh's text through from Christ you're seeing
young boys scootering around and pink Tuo too. Makes me
support the pro bullying movement from I.

Speaker 5 (33:21):
Wonder Jerry and then the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
You know, some weekends you really get stuck and you
go out on the Friday night, you get home at
four in the morning, then you get up. You're that
parent in the glass watching your kids sport, never before
his air being better than that one by the way, hungover,
wishing that you weren't there, reeking about cool, making sure
that you're keeping a distance from other parents because you

(33:46):
realize that you absolutely stink. Having to get an uber
to your kids sport on Saturday morning with your kids
and turning up in an Ober because you can't drive.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
Picking the kids up in an Ober's one eh.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Picking the kids up from school on a Friday afternoon. No, No,
those sorts of things really they really make your question
your own existing good look at yourself.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
What you're doing well, particularly for me because I don't
even have kids, so when I'm picking kids up and
ober on a Friday night, it really raises some eyebrows.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
So sometimes you have weekends like that, and then you
might even go out on again on a Saturday night whatever, or.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
A couple of bourbons by yourself.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Oh yeah, drinking by yourself. And then some days, some
weekends you go the other way around, and like, like
you celebrate one, you must also celebrate the other. I
think in the it's important. And in the weekend, I've
got to say, I had one of those weekends where
I have now walked away and I'm feelings so good

(34:39):
about myself what I did domestically in the in the weekend. Yeah,
on Sunday, I believe I now have the title of
domestic goddess. On Sunday, I woke up, I did some exercise.
I cooked the kid's breakfast. Wow. I then cleaned up afterwards.
I then then I mode the lawns ye drive the

(35:01):
kid somewhere, came back. Swept the driveway, which is annoying
job that nobody that nobody likes doing.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
My neighbor does. He sweeps his driveway twice a day.
Drives me rake.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
No, he's got a one of those witches broom sort
of situations. And there was a hurricane the other day
and he was out there sweeping. It was like, how
much do you have to hate you with to go
and sweep the driveway in a hurricane during it?

Speaker 4 (35:28):
During the hurricane, you're not running a leaf blow at
all for your driveway.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
A I rake and then I leaf blow. Okay, yeah,
I do the I do the two things. And they
got cabbage. You got cabbage leaves which are dropping. They're
really hard to get with the leaf blow doesn't mind those.
And then I did some more sweat. I got rid
of some squabs from outdoor in the outdoor area and
I put those away for the winter, which and then
swept all of the leaves out from around all of

(35:52):
the outdoor furniture bits, which was impressive. Then and then
a load of washing and then hung out the sheets
on the on the line, and then a whole lot
of other washing which needed to be taken back in
and I folded that and I put that away, in
which case I baked the cake. What I then baked
the cake?

Speaker 9 (36:11):
What time is it by now?

Speaker 1 (36:14):
I've made lunch by the way for run. I forgot
to say that. And then at about two thirty I
decided to bake a cake for someone's birthday. Then I
went and picked up the kids. They were somewhere else. No,
just for just just a hack, just a hack, just
take the cake.

Speaker 4 (36:27):
That sounds insane to me.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Did some went shopping, went to the supermarket, did some
shop by the way. I was not frantic. This was
all just casually, just kind of wandering around. Oh, cleaned
out the garage. Took everything out of the garage and
then put and then vacuumed it because it's got carpet,
and then put everything back. I have been I've been
criticized for having a garage with carpet in the past, yep.

(36:49):
And then put everything back and then went to the
tip right the dump if I said, if I picked
the picked the kids back up, made dinner on.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
This is ridiculous, this is this to worry, then I'll
watch the Worriors. Well, I mean that doesn't work out, but.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
That's down with an export ultra and watch the Warriors.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
Kind of sounds like that riba bloody Macindiah's single mom
who works to someone else, that sounds like amphetamines. This
one here am I listening to the hits? And then
this one which they've seen through the matrix here, what
did you do wrong?

Speaker 5 (37:20):
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Speaker 2 (37:24):
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ten weekdays, The Hidarchy Breakfast.

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(37:55):
Craig from Auckland, Morning, Craig, how are you morning? Very
good story.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
Did you hear your school's name and the role of honor?

Speaker 1 (38:02):
There?

Speaker 7 (38:03):
I don't believe I did. I don't believe. I heard
too many names.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Okay, what was your high school that you went to, Craig.

Speaker 7 (38:09):
I was actually Cavanet College and I went there, but
I think it's now Trinity College.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
There is Kevanet College.

Speaker 7 (38:19):
Paul's just down from a Tiger Boys, and then it
was Kevin College and the Cabins graded and then changed
its name to Trinity.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Okay, I think it was Kevin and I Stare School.
I think we might have had an exchange with Kevin
College on the.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
Side of the hill there.

Speaker 7 (38:31):
Yeah, that's the one that's lucky.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
Guess Danians all hills.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Craig famous, Cavanet College famous for anything?

Speaker 6 (38:39):
Poor?

Speaker 7 (38:40):
What's it famous for? I'm sure it is so much
for why.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
I'm sure it is something famous.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Surely about to be something else. Best of like Craig.
Five questions three right, you win that hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Here's the first question for Craig representing Cavane College. When
discussing parts of the body. What does the enneagram A
c L stand for.

Speaker 7 (39:00):
Craig uh anteria crushet, Crushian legament correct?

Speaker 1 (39:07):
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question three for the win who played Johnny Utah and
the ninety ninety one film Point Break?

Speaker 7 (39:25):
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his name? Early Monday?

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ConA and Santa Fe all models of what.

Speaker 6 (39:48):
Car Ah past.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Okay, you got to get this week.

Speaker 7 (39:57):
Here we go, Here we go?

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Which party CA came out on top of the nineteen
ninety nine New Zealand general election twenty one for the
one hundred dollars? What is it going to be?

Speaker 7 (40:08):
Labor?

Speaker 4 (40:09):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (40:09):
And he's done at bomb. I mean it was a
fifty fifty, wasn't it.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
But he's done it.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
And now Kavna College, famous for nothing just three minutes ago,
is now going to get hitched into the board and
it's academic roll.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
A lot of congratulations Craig, earned, not given.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
And you've won a one hundred dollar Bunnings vrutue as well, Craig, congratulations.

Speaker 4 (40:29):
Jesus clutch.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Wasn't it unusual amount of time?

Speaker 9 (40:34):
He has some real long pauses there that.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
Was just like there was something being written into something, allegations.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
That's the bibe.

Speaker 5 (40:41):
I got jury in the night, the Holdarkey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Weird finished to the weekend. Fellas, wasn't it last night?
A lot of anticipation when you're the big league fans
like us, you're waiting for that Warriors game six o'clock.
It was at a great time Sunday night.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
Sweet Release. Took my lady out for dinner.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
I sat with her back to the Warriors game was
just over her shoulder. Oh great, she was facing me
and I've never looked so engaged. Wow, both literally and
figuratively in her yarns.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
Really is that right? And then every now and then
she's spinning yard and.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Yeah, so you're doing an interesting thing because you were
going out too. Fat Freddy's drop after that, wee So
he went out for dinner before that and watched the
Warriors over Jeffs shoulder.

Speaker 4 (41:26):
It's a great little Sunday, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
But then, to my shock, and there was one other
guy in the bar who was also wearing a Warrior's jersey.
And when Tanner Boy did his acl he turned around
and looked at me, my head in my hands, and
we just shook our heads.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
I mean, you couldn't you couldn't have scripted it.

Speaker 8 (41:42):
Now, moving to the left, it's a slow play. The
ball Egan finds point pulled up powerful he buckled.

Speaker 4 (41:55):
Oh no, this is terrible for the Warriors.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
And I noticed something happens when someone does a major
injury like that. There's a lovely sportsmanship thing that occurs
where you're a lane duck at that moment. You could
get absolutely nailed.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
Cleaned up, but nobody does.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Everybody just sort of just kind of wraps you up
in a gentle, sort of a hag Man sort of fashion,
and nobody comes in an tes to know you. And
in fact, then Tanner Boyds sort of dropped the ball.
Someone sort of stripped the ball off him. Yeah, did
we end up with the ball? And after that, did
anyone notice this? There's just too much.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
I couldn't see.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
I couldn't see through the tears streaming down my face.
I mean, have you been living under a rock? Our
first choice halfback coming into this season was Luke Metcalff,
and Tanner Boyd rounded into the best form of his
life coming into last week. Luke Metcalff asked for a
release at the end of this season.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Because he couldn't get a look in, but couldn't get
the replacement was playing so well, and.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
So we said, fine, you can go at the end
of the year. And then very next game that we play,
about ten minutes into the game too, he does. That's
a season ender, and I mean it's just absolutely heartbreaking.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
It is heartbreaking. But at the same time, we still
have loop Metcalf. We own him till the end of
the season. Yes, yeah, so he can still play. Very
interesting to see if he's named in the team tomorrow.
But like like we always do this on this show,
I think it's quite important to point fingers. It's not
important what's happened. That's what's important is whose fault? Who
can we blame it on?

Speaker 3 (43:25):
There's there's gotta be some blame lad at the feet
of the groundskeeper in that field.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
Look, it was churned to bits that.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Why are they playing on hay? Why do they put
hay down? Ready?

Speaker 10 (43:35):
You'll know, I think mainly because they're afraid that if
they don't put the hay down on top of the
field that has been churned up, it's just gonna be mud. Yeah,
it's gonna look, hey, looks better than mud.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Are they grazing at at halftime? And stuff. Are there?
Are there cows and.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Horses that come on the cost eleven crisis huge. It's
tough to find grazing in central Brisbane these days as well.
Tim Sticks are on three four a three. Pretty sure
I saw Tanner Boyd getting a COVID jab last week,
But you guys are mainstream media and we'll ignore this show.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Yes, okay, the grounds keepers taking a lot of flak
on three four eight three yep for that hay situation
of the fact that they were grazing livestock at halftime. Yeah,
and in between games and magic.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
Round yeap mark sticks through. I traded ten out of
my Supercoach team this week. I think I might have
cursed them. That's a good point.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
A lot of heat coming on the Notorious pants Man
Joel Harrison, who I saw on the Socials. Former producer
of this show, The Notorious pants Man Joel Harrison, who
was over there with the Big Show and the other
guys doing a lot of work around Caxton Street.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
Yes, did you see they put a an ear tag
tracker in his his on his person and tracked his
movements throughout the weekend.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
He went to some interesting places, didn't they Strange.

Speaker 4 (44:42):
Little trip out to another suburb, a couple of laps
of a block and then back to Caxton.

Speaker 8 (44:46):
No.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
I wondered what that was about. He was pretty quickly
in and out of that situation, there wasn't he.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
Yeah, he was had to do a couple of laps
in the stranger's car though. Yeah, a couple more coming through.
A lot of blame coming through for Hoyt, but of
blame being laid at Keezy's feet Metcalf, does he have
a voodoo doll?

Speaker 4 (45:06):
Pink shirt day?

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Well, pink shirt day of course on Friday and a
number of people bullied by people in pink shirts. You
saw a fight break out between a whole lot of
people on pink shirts.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
I saw a twenty person teenager scrap, Yeah, and half
of them in pink shirt.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
Do you reckon he need of it was to do
with the fact that they're wearing pink shirts. Do you
think someone went in to try and bully them for
in pink I reckon.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
I reckon it was a gang related thing, the pink
shirt gang.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Here's a text on three for three Sam Wallis and
his new rig YEP, So what he's to blame for?
Town of Boy's acl.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
Andrew, We're not rolling anything out of the stage. Jerry,
all right, this is just an investigation.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Trump's visit to China is to blame, particularly GE's purse
photo lops. He does do a weird thing with his mouth,
doesn't he, Jen Pink, What is that mouth?

Speaker 6 (45:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
It's not a smile, but it's got Cat's ask kind
of vibes, doesn't it.

Speaker 5 (45:57):
Jerry and Midnight, I keep breakfast.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
You haven't seeing that video of the dude, the New Zealander.
What a hero jumping into the Truvia fountain in Rome,
fully clothed. Yeah, prompting calls I see in Italy. That's
good when New Zealand it makes news like this, prompting
calls for the Italians to increase penalties. At the moment,
it's five hundred euros if you get into the trivia founder,
is that right?

Speaker 4 (46:20):
Yep, that's a thousand bucks.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
Yeah. But trivia Founds that bag found just down from
the Spanish steps that people chuck coins into. I think
nowadays they've actually sort of boarded it off a little bit,
so they only led a certain amount of people in
at a time. Because it's hugely popular.

Speaker 4 (46:36):
Oh, really, And then what do you have to pay
to get into that thing?

Speaker 1 (46:39):
I'm not sure if you have to pay, but I
just think they control the amount of people going at
any given time. You got to pay.

Speaker 9 (46:44):
You've got to pay two euro to get to the
edge of the basin of the founder.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
Oh okay, and that.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
Two euro you're not allowed to go for a day?

Speaker 1 (46:52):
No, apparently not, although in New Zealander the video is
quite interesting. He's fully clothed.

Speaker 4 (46:58):
His long sleeve shirt, hants and sneakers.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Yep, sneakers you need. But I long o his shoes
and they are sensible shoes because you're doing a lot
of walking unsteps, and especially this time of year, so
at least he's wearing sensible footwear. But now they're saying
five hundred dollars five hundred euros is not enough as
a fine. They're saying five thousand euros, which is about
I think was in New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (47:21):
I think if he's guilty of anything, it's going for
swimm and pants.

Speaker 6 (47:25):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
You know, well, that's a good pointment I because when
I was growing up, and you're a bit young for it,
but ruder might remember it. There used to be ads
on TV which said don't swim in jeans?

Speaker 8 (47:34):
Is that right?

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Yeah, you shouldn't need to be told that, mate, you
had to how many people are going swimming and get
it was a.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Real problem in New Zealand in the nineteen eighties.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
I've seen a lot of tourists I will say this
out on the like a West Coast beach in New
Zealand and you see them walk out and sneakers and jeans.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
Are you insane?

Speaker 1 (47:53):
For some reason? It is the West Coast beaches. And
I this ad that was filmed on a West Coast
beach and the and the dude was a of a
bogue and he was sort of he's wearing a black
pair of jeans, took off the shoes and thought that's enough.
I'll just hit I mean, I suppose in those days
there's a lot of people wearing jeans.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
That were free balling. So if you're free balling, show
because yeah, usually you just had the pants off and
going in your undies. But if you're free balling, what
do you even do?

Speaker 1 (48:17):
I imagine there was a spate of incidents. Yeah at
the time, and they thought we need to we need
to stem the rising tide. Of people swimming, and particularly
black jeans.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
Yeah, it's just wild to me that you would need
to be told not to go swimming in jeans. Daniel
six Er on three four eight three. Does Australia want
to claim the founda and swim it? I mean they're
taking everything else they can have.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
This one probably will. Actually there's also some kind of
brawl going on at the time between two rival Roman gangs.
Sounds like a happening on the trivia fountain.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
You ever been there?

Speaker 5 (48:51):
I have?

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Yeah, did you go for a dip?

Speaker 5 (48:54):
No?

Speaker 4 (48:54):
I ended up in a brawl or the Roman gang?

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Some guy a gang, some disagreement.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
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Speaker 1 (49:11):
We all know there's a basic rule of the universe.
I think Sir Isaac Newton worked it out a while
ago with the apple. What goes up must come down.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
Oh yeah, when he saw it fall off the tree,
he was like, oh.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
That's coming down.

Speaker 4 (49:22):
Yeah yeah, So no one had thought of that before him, surely.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
I don't know of them quite what gravity was all about.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
So when Eve picked the apple off that tree. Yeah,
she just didn't think about it. That's a different list
than that one. Yeah, that's don't succumb to temptation.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
So we all know it. You know, what goes up
must come down. You have a huge night. You know
that you're stealing a little bit of the future, stealing
a little bit. Sometimes you've got to steal all the
bit of the future. Sometimes you got to steal a
bit of tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
You're borrowing tomorrow's happiness is what you're doing.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Yeah, sometimes you have to for celebration.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
I did it last night.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
Oh, there we go. Some occasions deserve it. My daughter
had a first ball on Friday night. We had the
pre ball at our house. Lovely occasion. Or the parents
came over. She then left for the ball with their friends.
At seven o'clock twelve thirty, I heard a racket. I
was woken by a racket, which was a number of

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her and her friends coming home to get changed to
go to the after ball.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
Oh you don't go to the after ball and you
get up. No, I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
I was too uncomfortable because you're in the weird shows
and the dress and it's all. But you know, right,
and probably took cold. So I came home, got changed,
flaffing around for about half an hour. It seemed right anyway.
She then left and then they went back up, came
in again at three thirty. I woke up again at
three thirty. Dah, yeah, big night out.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
Apple doesn't fall far from the tree, No, And then
she's Apple's getting run this morning together.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Its apple season. And then I had a lot of
flaffing around at three, so I've woken at three thirty there.
And then at about five thirty I could still hear
there was still stuff going on. I'm like, okay, asty
to shut this thing went down, all right, it's time
to time to go to sleep now it's five thirty.

(51:08):
Seem to be having a good time. That's great. And
then woke up at six forty five and went took
my son out to rugby and then I was with
my partner, Tossy, and she got a text from my daughter,
who obviously had gone to sleep at five point thirty.
First text of the day, ten am, she's just woken up. Mum.
I feel terrible, That was the text. That's all it said. Mum,

(51:31):
I feel terrible and it feels weird because normally you
don't want l to come over your children at all.
You always want things. You want them to feel good,
to feel healthy, to feel fat, to be happy. Yes,
but I felt joy when I read that text. Seems weird,
but I genuinely felt joy.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
Is that when you decided to come home and get
the lawnmar and the leaf blow a gun. How did
you know because you mentioned that before you were a
domestic goddess. You mentioned you had the leaffler the lawnmark going.
It was pretty out of character. I've just put two
and two together.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
Why just double down on the pone, get the weed worker.
You don't even have any weeds.

Speaker 5 (52:13):
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Speaker 3 (52:16):
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Speaker 1 (52:24):
Before we get into sports chat with acc head g Wayne.
G Wayne, how close were we the TB three way
that nearly pays.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
Yeah, well if it was, we would have got our
bit back as bonus cash because we missed by one
league and grateful that it was the winner's league as well.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Yeah, so awking f one and I went with that one.
You went with the Hurricanes to beat the Blues and
then Robbie he wanted the Wars to beat the Broncos.
But by twelve, I don't know what you would think.
There's the way that it was definitely going to go.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
Particular as he's watching the game, Tanner goes down, you'd think,
oh god, it's going to be on here. Unfortunately, I mean,
great way to lose a bit as the Warriors to
absolutely pants the Broncos. But you're right, we haven't talked
about the Auckland f C over the weekend three nil.
Did you see the video of Steve Coriker counting them
one two three? There's I mean some foul language from

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Steve over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
He does have a potty mouth. He's got a mouth
like a sailor, he does, and that's what I love
about him. So the finals on this weekend at Mount
Smart Stadium eight o'clock, I believe it kicks off.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
I was at the home the home games. We're against
the Sydney Swanderers.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Sydney Swan's.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
Yeah, that's this huge Sydney you see.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
I think that's Steve Corriker's former club, isn't it right?
Pretty sure?

Speaker 3 (53:47):
A couple of storylines there as well. Welfare check on
Phoenix fans because obviously the I think the girls are
under the final.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
I think they last.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
They lost, and the men obviously didn't make the playoff.
I always feel bad for Phoenix fans because you know,
they've been fans of the Phoenix for a long time,
and then all of a sudden, here comes Auckland FC
swinging into the competition, Sidney swinging into the competition. Sidney
swinging into the competition, they are saying, and then every

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run's all of a sudden on board with them.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Well, for me, they jumped the shark when they decided
to get an AI coach called Jihan Carlo Italiana. Yeah, now, chief,
it seems like he's Italian, but with a name like
Johan Carlo Italiano, I don't know, it's just a little
bit clearly obvious that there's not really Italian. Welcome into
the studio. A sec here Chi.

Speaker 9 (54:37):
Lane morning, Good morning, mate, morning.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
We're just talking about John Carlo Italiano.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
Talking about.

Speaker 11 (54:44):
What's he gonna do with it?

Speaker 1 (54:45):
I thought he was the one.

Speaker 11 (54:46):
They didn't they force him to?

Speaker 4 (54:48):
Oh yeah, no, I think that's a famous jump the shark.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
When they decided to get a pretend pretend Italian. Yeah,
not Italian, there's no that's too Italian.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
That name, Yeah it's powerful. But then the Augland f
C in the final this weekend.

Speaker 11 (55:01):
Yeah absolutely. L Winton rained on the Lady Nick's parade.
Obviously the Phoenix were crowing about being the first New
zeal team to make an A league final and then
Augland f C came along, So we'll do that too.
Anything you can do, we can probably do a lot
better and we'll probably win the title. They can't do
anything again, so every time they do try and do something,

(55:23):
they've got something over auklec or like.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
Can we look forward to this weekend Lane?

Speaker 3 (55:30):
This is probably the biggest game in Super rugby history,
at least for a few years now. It is Chiefs
first Crusaders down there in Christies.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
Are you going to the game?

Speaker 11 (55:39):
I can't confirm or deny whether I'm going to the game,
but this is a huge game because obviously it's the
still got a clean sheet down there at Takaha, so
the Chiefs.

Speaker 9 (55:50):
Are going to go down there and spoil.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Your wee party.

Speaker 11 (55:52):
I don't sticking new stadium where the sun don't shine.
You've had your concert, you've had your six sixty and
your symphony, You've had your super Around, you've had your fun.
Now it's time for the Chiefs to come down there
and spread some manna up the walls.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
It'll be to see how they go. Because it's sold out.
I think it's been sold out for a while. Cantamprian
is really getting behind. That new stadium was so warm.

Speaker 11 (56:13):
I mean, if you're a home and you're cold, you
want to save a bit of power, I just go
to the stadium.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Is it really warm?

Speaker 6 (56:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (56:20):
You tasty?

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Very totally.

Speaker 11 (56:21):
During super Round I was worried. I mean I was
stripping off in the commentary box obviously.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
I didn't think they had anything to do with the temperature.
Have they forgone their home ground advantage though?

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (56:33):
Well, I mean look the Chiefs are unbeaten there as
well so in the super Round, so yeah, they have
actually a little bit, because it's because everyone knows what
the conditions are going to be like. And when you
used to play at that absolute crapper at Eddington Howling,
when scaffolding you got changed in a porta com it
was it was hostile. And now you've got a beautiful
new stadium, You've got a roof, you've got a lovely,

(56:54):
lovely field.

Speaker 9 (56:55):
Coning rugby.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
You probably couldn't be like playing rugby if you're sitting
in there, do.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
You have to there's a spear festival. Yeah, and good
to see the Blues as well, foxing the pundits against the.

Speaker 11 (57:06):
Hurricanes, lulling everyone into a false sense of security. Well
twenty one at halftime. I mean it's a dangerous game.
They're playing the Blues. But in the end, I mean
this competition is the Hurricanes to lose? Yeah they are so,
they are miles ahead everyone else at the moment. They
are well puffing the Chiefs who beat them a few
weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
But chis.

Speaker 4 (57:29):
They play the Landers?

Speaker 1 (57:30):
Man?

Speaker 4 (57:30):
The Landers have had a Richard run home here. Yeah
they have getting Yeah they got it.

Speaker 11 (57:36):
Darby's all the way through to the to the playoffs unfortunately,
and then we've been.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
Talking about it all morning, this Tanner Boyd situation.

Speaker 11 (57:44):
The worst case scenario that give it could happen. I
think we might have discussed it on the podcast. It's
like now it's long term sign them. Luky mccarp's gone, well,
good luck to him. Just don't get and just bang no.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Well, he's still he's still playing for the club though
till the end of the year. At least they've got him.
He could be a hero on them.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
Yeah, he could be.

Speaker 11 (58:03):
Luke Metcalff could be a cult hero forever if he
comes back and its form takes us to the Grand
Final winsy and RL. I mean, what a fairy That'll
be a fairy tale, don't He'd have a lounge named
after him and take Stacey Jones off it. It'll be
the Luke Metcalf Bounty if you were.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Okay, just put, if you're Luke Metcalf, right, you sign
a deal to go and play for the Dragons next year,
the bottom of the table Dragons, struggling dragons, maybe the
worst the Dragons have ever done in their history. Right now?
Would you rather go and get your compassionate grounds and
get fast forward and go and play for that struggling
team right now? Or step into a situation with a

(58:37):
winning team and play with winning combinations and people who
are feeling good about things.

Speaker 11 (58:41):
Yeah, I know what i'd Yes, it's obvious, that's obvious
what you want to do.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
But yeah, who knows. They don't get him. The Dragons
don't get him until we give them up. Yeah. Yeah,
so we're not giving them up.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
There's another thing that that there's a ten day calling
off period for new contracts to to sign. But I
don't know how that works if you've renegged on your
other contract.

Speaker 11 (59:01):
So there's a ten day where you can play out.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
Yeah, the NRL and the Infinite Wisdom, they realize that
some of their players are real meat heads, and they
make some and they make some and they make some
rash decisions. So they've implemented a thing in all contracts
that you've got ten days to cool off meat.

Speaker 4 (59:16):
Head clause, the media clause. Yes, it's called the calling
off period. I wonder if that's a thing for this,
Like I wonder A week is a long time in
rugby league.

Speaker 11 (59:24):
So Lukie met, could you turn around and go now
I'm going to stay.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (59:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
I don't know if that's true or not. But if
it is, you heard it here first, and if it's not,
then you didn't hear it from.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Us texting on three four eight three around you going
down to watch your beloved Chiefs. I'm from christ Church,
huge Crusoders fan. Can Lane please come down and perform
as bad Juju on his team. I'm prepared to pay
him one hundred bucks.

Speaker 11 (59:45):
One hundred bucks again, I did that, thanks very much.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
Acc here g Lane, No, no get up.

Speaker 5 (59:53):
Jury in the night the hold, I keep breakfast.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
So every week, No and I run the Export Ultra
Weekly Dump, where we go to a work site somewhere
around New Zealand and give them a whole lot of
Export Ultra merch and Heidecke merch as well.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
Yeah, both intersposed this week. So Zoe put her hand
up and said, I'll do this. I'm the only one
who does anything around here anyway. And so she went
out to lock Building Limited out in Saint Helier's dropped
off the Export Ultra a weekly dump, took a photo,
posted that to social media.

Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
The photo is what Zoey took that photo. The photo
has gone viral, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
I bet it has. I'm just looking at the photo
now because she's just sends Zoey out to do the
dump and look at what happened.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
If you haven't seen the photo, it is of three
tradees standing out on a They're about to pour a
concrete pad. There's an insulation going in. There's a fellow
with a pair of glass on another fellow in a
Hiver's singlet. He's in good nick but nothing here to
the guy on the far left who was shredded out
of his mind, shirt off, healthy tan and in front

(01:01:00):
of his rippling six pack, he's holding.

Speaker 4 (01:01:02):
The export ultra merch.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Zoey. Please explain, please explain. I have nothing to do
with what you make.

Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
Did you take that photo?

Speaker 5 (01:01:10):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
Walk us through the process.

Speaker 12 (01:01:14):
No, So I obviously got the winner. I said, oh
when when when I dropped off and I got there
and I said, yep, I've got like I've got a
dump here for Jackson.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Was his name? I think it was what you're cooking this?

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
You tell us?

Speaker 6 (01:01:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:01:27):
And I got there and it's it and he doesn't
have a shot on and we just gave him the
merch yep. And then I said, can we just take
a quick photo for the Insta? And that's really all
that happened.

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
Why why am I hearing that you seen through forty
three photos? When the other thing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
About this so Lock Building Limited St. Hellia is like,
I remember the day on Friday, So you took this
on Friday, beautiful day. It was a beautiful day.

Speaker 11 (01:01:55):
It was a good day, but it was not that far.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
It was seventeen degrees like he.

Speaker 4 (01:02:01):
Was working hard that sun as the dude.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
On the left is that Jackson on the left there
with the rag.

Speaker 5 (01:02:07):
I think it was.

Speaker 8 (01:02:09):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
I mean it's quite a it's quite a rag. It's
quite a rag.

Speaker 12 (01:02:13):
I had dealing with me as well, So blame they
must have sucked it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Okay, you should have got rid of so you don't
have to have a rug like that to win the
export Ultra weekly done certainly helps.

Speaker 5 (01:02:30):
Jerry and Midnight the Hohtarchy breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
And he joins us in the studio. How's the weekend? Big?
It was good?

Speaker 13 (01:02:38):
Yeah, I had a man up from christ Church.

Speaker 4 (01:02:40):
So which one.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
In the house did you hit down to Raglun watch
the surfing.

Speaker 13 (01:02:49):
No, I had to work on Sunday, so actually that
didn't work. But the surf was kind of flat. We
were watching it on the old Telly and they were
doing a lot of waiting in between seats.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
But still good.

Speaker 13 (01:03:00):
Like the waves that they got were men they can good.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Oh great, I mean there's a reason why they're the
best in the world. My partner, Tossi went down on Sunday.
She said that it was an amazing day in Regular,
and she said the vibe was crazy. She's been a
bit of time there over the years. She said, the
whole town was just in a full buzz yeah and vibe.

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
Hopefully it becomes a regular stop on the tour.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
Apparently not. Yeah, I thought it was going to be.
I thought, I finally in New Zealand.

Speaker 8 (01:03:30):
There we go.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
But apparently apparently that won't happen again for like really
ten years or something.

Speaker 13 (01:03:35):
So it was meant to happen during COVID, like COVID
happened the last and I think they Kelly Slater was
meant to be coming over.

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
I was supposed to interview him. Yeah, I had an
interview book. This is my career highlight that never happened.
I think, did I tell this on the radio show
last week? Maybe in another podcast we had teed up to.
We got half an hour with Kelly Slater and it
was we were going to do it at a pool
overlooking Regular. It was one of the laundry list of
ideas that I have but never execute, and it was
called deep end meaningfuls Well, you I interview people in

(01:04:04):
the deep end of a swimming pool.

Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
And I had that Kelly Slater had agreed to do it.
So we're going to hop in and be like, do
you reckon? You're capable of accepting love Kelly and just
grilling with Yeah, And then COVID happened and they've been
the surf leg. He never came over, so yeah, break
but yeah you reckon, it might be one and done.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
Can I just sit on a completely unrelated note, Beck
have you seen this photo that Zoe talk on Friday
that's going viral?

Speaker 4 (01:04:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:04:30):
I have many times.

Speaker 4 (01:04:34):
I just love that guy.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
It's just like.

Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
Along, I'm rigged up.

Speaker 13 (01:04:40):
So did he know he was on the way and
he hit his shirt off? Like was it premeditated?

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
His ship was.

Speaker 13 (01:04:47):
Good weather on Friday?

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
That it was just it was just sunny. I reckon
lock Building Limited. I reckon lock Building Limited and get
a lot of work off the back of this.

Speaker 4 (01:04:58):
Yeah, an influx of job inquiries.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
It's it's mums. It's females who book builders. You'll notice
that it's always females who book builders.

Speaker 13 (01:05:09):
It's a man as well.

Speaker 9 (01:05:10):
Yeah, not true.

Speaker 4 (01:05:11):
Well, yeah, I don't forget. Well, there's going to be
a few mums from a book. Then again lock Building. Look,
go and have a look on our Instagram. You'll see
what it's all about.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
Jeremy Wells and the Nia Stewart find them on Instagram
at Hodarchy Breakfast The Hodache Breakfast.

Speaker 5 (01:05:25):
Get set for winter with Bunning's Trade

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