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June 4, 2026 • 55 mins

Today on the Hauraki Breakfast, the team discuss last nights proceedings at the Radio Awards!

Plus, we decide on the Friday Top 5 Murrays!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hoderarchy Breakfast gets it for winter with Buttings Trade.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Gocky Breakfast with Jerry and the Nire.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
What we lag is the Hurdarchy Breakfast Friday, the fifth
of June twenty twenty six.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
My name's Jeremy Well's does my nice Stewart? Good to
be here?

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Man? The only person feeling worse than me is probably
who's our coach at the moment, Rob Walter. Yeah, because
I'm watching the We're watching the black Caps in the
studio this morning. Forty nine for six, as you just
heard in the headlines. Not not good, not good man.
I mean we scheduled them for one.

Speaker 5 (00:32):
Forty on the nose and we're.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Forty nine fifty. Just just brought up the half time.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
Well done.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Anyone who's bought tickets for that Test match, who's flown
over from New Zealand four days, I'm going to.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Say three and four?

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Yeah, they need to go and have a look at
what's happening at Bucking Palace.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Made I reckon something went to Castle, maybe a two.
I don't know what. The London Dungeon's a good time.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
London Dungeon is a good time. I would I would
fear clear of Stone Hinge. Oh yeah, kind of Lame's that.
There's also a motorway that goes straight past Stone Hinge.
You can get the same view from the motorway.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
You see.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
When I was a kid, I went along the Stone
Hinge and you could wander amongst the stones. Yeah, and
you could touch the stones. I don't even climb them
if you wanted to. Yeah, it wasn't even you just
wander around the stones. When I went there, you could.
You could get pretty close. So like spading disters, you
can touch them. And then Americans would would talk very
loudly around them, be oh did you see that?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah we can, We're going to see it.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, my day.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
You could graffiti the stones. I really literally carve your
name and the stones.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
See we used to be a country yep, to know
that he gave a c They were just some stones.
I don't even know why they were there.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
I'll tell you what. If the show sounds low energy,
don't bother flicking around. Everyone's low energy today. The Radio
Awards were last night and we cleaned up. We cleaned
up as a stage.

Speaker 6 (01:56):
Jerry and then the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Just a little bit of the song.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
So the Radio Awards Last night Radio had here cleaned.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
Up, Clean cleaned up.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
We did clean up.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Best Musical Feature based on in New Talent. Best Community
Campaign Campaign, All.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
The Big Ones.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
That's three, All the Big Award, Like to draw everyone's
attention back to myself for a second. The agenda also
one Best some o your podcast, sports podcast I Think,
and then Export Ultra one Best Partnership with the alternative
commentary Legal, which means you. Jimmy Wells won an award
for being flown to Texas last year. Oh is that right?

(02:45):
I was going to spit the dummy. If we didn't, jeez,
I would have been past we cleaned up Awards. Best
Station of the Year.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
My news'd be oh yep, we're allowed to talk about
that one.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Okay, that's we can talk about all the kind of
rock one.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
One of our sister stations, Newstalks ZB.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
What do you say, sister or daddy? It's a sister, Okay,
I don't really say daddy, but.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Daddy. We so we came out daddy.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Stay.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
We were birth by it.

Speaker 5 (03:15):
Yeah, that's our d It's not I don't think we're
part of Who's the mother station?

Speaker 4 (03:20):
We were around before They then Radio Pacific.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
So are we the daddy? Actually were we around before them?

Speaker 3 (03:26):
And yeah we were actually Yeah, news talk ZB was
started about nineteen eighty six.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
I think all the all the radio sessions started around
there when.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
They're Yeah, deregulation the radio market, worst thing that ever happened.
And then just lots of radio stations. Then it used
to be one zed B back in the day, it
was called one ZB, and there was two z B,
and there was three ZIB and then there was four
z B four z B being.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
In Donedan as he went down the country.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Jess were good at naming stuff in this country.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
Only, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
And then there were the ZDM stations. Yeah, the one idiom,
the two z idioms all the way down.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
There's only the one of them now.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
And there's m Yeah, and there's just a z B.
That's why one's called z because others weird.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
I always wondered that. Yeah, text and from Karen Lane,
and I'm going to use the full name because she
does hmm. I was going to go to the Test
match before going to Italy, so maybe it's a good
thing I missed out on a ticket give and I
share a last name with the Z's grim Reaper. I'll
only make it worse.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Oh yeah, well that's Karen Lane. That is Mike Lanes.
I believe half sister, is it? Yeah, Karen Lane, Karen,
can you.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
Please as the same Karen Lane.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
It's the same Karenline. And there's only one Karen Lane. Karen.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Actually it's a long.

Speaker 5 (04:39):
A South African name, Karen Karen Lan.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, we know that, we know there we no catching
the end of that test match. And at the end
of that test match could be in the next hour.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
The end is night.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
So how did last night go? And celebrations? Good times,
good good good festivities.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Good times. I think you just gotta look at my
posture now to tell how much of a time on my.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Head slunkn I'll describe your posture as slunken in the seat.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
I'll be honest. Not enough food on offer, irresponsible hosting
and food was hidden and I.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Look for a free feet Where did they hide it?

Speaker 5 (05:13):
Around by the dance floor?

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Oh? Around by Zoe is where a hit it? Shared
it all?

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Well, apparently it was just souerkraut. The that's all she
It was just condident. There was a lot of different
bottle of tomato. Sauce and some souerkraut.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
She comes over to Michigan, there's only a sauerkrautz. I'm
there's all sorts. It's the full springe. She's like, no,
it's just cycle. She's like and pretzels.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
It's funny when Zoe gets drunk, she just takes on
a complete gem.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
And I looked over. She's just got a pork knuckle
in one hand.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
I think in defense of the condiments table. At one
point there was lots of bread on it, but people
just win and hode into the bread and left the condiments.
And so then anyone that arrived after the first sort
of ten minutes, it was just the condiments.

Speaker 7 (05:57):
Me.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, I shut up, you just date the bread. No,
I didn't see any food. I didn't see any food.
I was around by the dance floor. Well I was. I
didn't find out that there was another bar outside that
you didn't have to cure up for. I cued up
for about an hour. Tell you what I could tell
you just about everything about every other radio station I
heard it. Standing in the line. Oh yes, some big
is shoes, man, bigger shoes.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
It's an old trick that one isn't it so you
have met. You only put one or two staff members
on the bar. Obviously they get a tab. Was they
free drinks? Yeah, three drinks. You put two people on,
so hardly anyone can get served you you can hardly
get any drinks out.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
But for those two people, this, I don't think you're
on miss saying that there's a ginger gentleman that won't
come back into the story by th he sweat pouring
out of his forehead and dropping off his nose because
that was so understaffed.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Oh wow, I was like, okay, yeah, he should have known.
These radio people they can drink. Oh can they walk?

Speaker 5 (06:52):
On a Thursday.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
You'll all be happy to know that Hosking won some
sort of wood.

Speaker 6 (07:00):
Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast Radio.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Awards last night. Fellas obviously great to be awarded for
talking to a camp for a couple of hours a day.
But I also and we said before Husking, wonderward someone
takes through what was Hoskins the most patronizing.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Voice, but paid I think, yeah, I think he wins
the highest get awarded.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
For the most patronizing speech. Maybe as well.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
They always say this is an amazing industry. This industry
is amazing the people in it. No, he doesn't talk
about the people. He talks about I work incredibly hard. Yeah, money,
and that's why when this award every year, thinks very
much and that will be it. Yes, was that something
along those lines.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
It's almost word for word what he said from his
vacation house in the UK.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
To send a video. He hasn't gone to the awards
for about four.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Years, Scott don't know he's won them all. Oh, it's
great as a struggling aspiring broadcaster at this out there
and watch I Waskin just get awarded again. We can't
make Rent idiot good. Opportunity is well. Fellas to bury
some hatchets, and I buried a hatchet last night. I've

(08:13):
had a frosty relationship for quite some time now with
Zidim Nights host Brooke. Oh Brooke, Zidim Nights host Zidium
Nights host Brooke.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
Bro not well, but I know who you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, I don't know well either, And I got to
know her a bitter last night, and and eventually we
did bury the hatchet. But the hatchet was I have
had a long running theory that what the inside of
the inside of your car looks like the inside of
your brain.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
I told you about it. I know your theory. I
think it's got a lot of merits.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yeah, one hundred percent. So if the inside of your
car is missy, I have to assume that the inside
of your brain is missy as well. And I've always
thought this, And so I was sharing this with Mashian
has long offering partner Lauren. One day, as we're walking
out the door of the office here and I said,
I was telling them this story, this theory. And as
we as I'm telling them that, and as we walk

(09:10):
out the door, who pulls up in front of us
in a silver rad four Knights host from Zidim Knights
host brock Brock. She pulls up and I said, well,
let's have a look. Then let's see we hold on, ruder,
What do you think this is going to.

Speaker 5 (09:25):
I think it's going to say that her car was
very untidy, and she took offense to it.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
It's actually much worse than that. So she pulls up.
I'm walking out the door and I pressed my face
against the back passenger side of her red four.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Yeah, tell me there's not a body in the back.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Oh, I wish nor her Brian Andy's are on the
on the back side.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
No, oh no.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
And she hasn't heard me telling this yarn to Mash
and Lauren. All she's seen is he comes on Monica's
he comes up older, yeah, pressing his face against the
window bran in theatre, and I was like, how many
SIPs one read lazy? And I pressed soiled and so I.

(10:16):
But as soon as I pressed my face against the wind,
I'm like, oh God, oh no, Jez. And then she's
getting out of her cash. She goes, what are you doing?
And I was like, no, at that point, there's no exciting.
He's not explaining it well, she'll be embarrassed. So then
I was like and so then I was like, I
can't look her in the eye again. Now I find
out this is over a year ago. She's like, JEEI

(10:39):
And I goes up himself if you won't look me
in the eye. And so we have had and I'm
going two side a completely different beef for over a
year now. Right, we buried the hatchet. Last night. I
gave my side of the debate. I had Lauren back
me up. She's like, I'll tell you this there's some
crach around here. He's not one of them. So I

(11:00):
needed that. I needed it.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Well, you really do good online from a woman. Yeah,
but I mean not looking at someone in the eye.
I wouldn't say that that's super creepy behavior. No, I
would have thought that maybe a lingering lock.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
No, but the not looking at in the eye made
her think that I hated it, and so she was like,
I don't know what you're issue with me is? I
was like, oh, I thought you hated me because I
Chris and so were his friends out right right, Yeah,
we've breaid the hatchet and this this is you know,
these are the kinds of things that happen at awards.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
Cerone is Yeah, that's what it's meant to be. It
should be hands across radio stations, you.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Know, And it was last night, so we all united.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
I tried to google what a what a hatch it
actually is? Find out what you're actually burying their small acts.
I accidentally googled hacket, which was a hat in the jacket.

Speaker 6 (11:51):
Jerry in the night, the breakfast, It's.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
Time your latest sport headlines.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Thanks to export Ultra the beer for hair, the black
Caps have crashed back down to earth after a promising
start to They're opening cricket Test against England at Lord.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
One of those ones, isn't it when you know in
a cricket match where you what where we skettle them
and then you go what are they gonna do to us?

Speaker 4 (12:13):
Well?

Speaker 3 (12:13):
They finished day one at sixty one for six black
Caps in response to England's one forty. Yeah, even Conway
came Williamson, Russian Ravendra All fell in the space of
four balls and I'll be Ollie. I'll be Ollie Robinson's
ferocious second novel?

Speaker 4 (12:29):
Was it ferocious?

Speaker 1 (12:30):
It's a strange, annoying second over I think it's a
better way. Yeah, yeah, they've got it. They had the
drone shots. I think they're running the flying fox over
there the camera that's on the cables.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
And they had a good couple of overhead shots at
the pitch. It's a it's it's like cracked and green somehow.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
And wow yeah, wow. It seems to be moving around
sideways and getting very up and down bounce when it's
happened down bounts that you would say, well that's bouncing,
but it's keeping low and also shooting through as well.

Speaker 5 (12:57):
Part that's because of the slope. Because when people come
in and bowl and they're just bowling straight, suddenly it swings.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
The other way because of the slope.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
It's a bloody slope at Lord's. They could have fixed it,
they didn't want to. Earlier, Kyle Jamison got his name
on the honors board for a second time, taking five
for sixty two. So currently the drawer. If you were
thinking that maybe you might bet on the drawer, yeah,
that was a bad idea. Now blown out to twenty
one dollars, it was like four bucks.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Four bucks, and there's a forecast for rain, but yeah,
it would be over tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
It would suck a few of Karen who decided who
was going over to watch and then she decided, well
actually she at the last minute pulled out. Did she
couldn't get tickets? Yeah, she couldn't get tickets. Thank goodness,
because if you've got tickets for day three and four.
Manly have celebrated Karen Foruan's coronation as Sea Eagle's head
coach by moving into the NFL's top four with a
twenty eight to fourteen win over South's. Foruan was rewarded

(13:55):
with a permanent deal on Tuesday after resuscitating manly season,
and now he has eight ones from his first teen
games in charge.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Yeah, it's a pretty remarkable story. When they started the
season zero and three, sacked the coach almost straight away,
and the Karen fourn out their coach was the Kiwis
standoff eight months ago. They might be the only club
in the competition whose coach is a better option at
six than their starting player.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
Kid knows his league.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
So in terms of the salary can league, is there.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
A salary cap for coaches? No? Are they not part
of it?

Speaker 1 (14:31):
So they're not part of it.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
Interesting, So actually coaches probably get paid more than the players.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
I don't know. I actually have no idea how I mean,
I suppose if you're looking at your bellamies, yep, Wayne Bennett,
you'd have to think would be getting paid fair bit
old bugger, Yeah, give give we be a pay rise.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Super Rugby Pacific chief executive Jack Messley has indicated a
potential deadline over the future of Moana PACIFICA.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
These these ones are so confusing to me because I
thought the were out, it's all over. Then it's like,
oh no, no, hold on, these guys are going to
save them not they are at again, but they're going
to be they're out next season. And then it was
they can't even fit the bill for their last game. Yes,
now it's going on.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
Well, the Auckland based Franchoise could have played its last
game in the competition with the current ownership group unable
to keep funding the side. Messley acknowledges it's a delicate situation,
but they do want to work with a timeframe of
the next few weeks. So does that make any sense
to anyone?

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Nope, at least just sticks through. What did Conway and
the Herroy rev have at dinner when they when we
rung them the other day, didn't help if they.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
Had the lazagn you remember there was a lazai with
the side of vegetables.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
We have to go back to the podcast, but it
was don't worry, Devin Conway listed it in depth. They
didn't skip a detail there. Now overfeared was that did
they lull us into a false sense of security there
with the hospitality?

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Maybe perhaps maybe or maybe they just I mean, I
do imagine there was a wine match going on, so
maybe it was just a claret.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
I've observed you reckon potentially maybe tell you what I
won't be want to get a test matches this morning.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
Someone I deserved you by the bay. How many hours sleep.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
One?

Speaker 4 (16:18):
That's impressive, And that's impressive.

Speaker 6 (16:21):
Jerry and Minn the Htiarchy breakfast.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
We we've got it. We used to have a public
toilet on the side of the building. It kind of
still is, although now that they've brought we used to
have swipe cards. Now you've got to use your phone,
which is meant that to get you've got to take
your phone with you into the bathroom. Now, really you
don't have to be on it while you're at the urinal.
That's not part of it.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
He's noticed in recent times he's he's come back on
the hearing your using your phone at the urinal. I'm
sorry behavior because he didn't have to be watching videos
at all times, to be watching some kind of content.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
I did as well. Yeah, well, you'd be happy to
know some of the emails you've received while he's been
at the U second hand.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
If they sent from my iPhone, probably just that.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
He had his hole in his hand.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
It is problematic though, that new system with the with
the you know, having to because the security is not
a card anymore.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
No, it's on your phone.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
No, And the triggers the same thing as you know,
when you try and pay for something with your phone
and it brings up the picture of the card on
the thing and they you're stuck outside.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
The door trying to pay it into the toilet.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
I know, it's like you're trying to charge me, you know,
can you shot me a dump?

Speaker 7 (17:29):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Things that. I will say that it has cleaned the
bathrooms up. And we thought that might have been the
case because up until then there's a bus stop, pretty
hectic bus stop just outside work here. And then those boys.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
Yeah, those boys they were using there.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
There was a bus stop, and there was another top
is stop that was that was dropping a few things off.
But also I think at that bus stop you're talking about,
they it's almost like a mini depot.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Yeahs in exchange. Yeah, and then they changed, yes, and
I had a half of mine to just drop a
couple of tubs of minta mucile. After that, not a
lot of fiber in those fellows diet. But since the
things come in, it has cleaned up a little bit.
And but but it hasn't cleaned up one hundred percent,
you know, what I mean. And you will still find

(18:18):
people that don't work in our building in there I
get in there that I still don't know.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
They track and trailer people master, Yeah, do they better.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Mean you'd have to be hanging around yeah, yeah, someone
ghosting in behind someone. Yeah. And so that must have
happened the other day because I walked in there and
there was a fella that this I think has happened
to every every dude and probably women. I don't know.
I only go into the men's toilets is when you
go in there, and so there's four cubicles, right, and

(18:49):
there's a guy washing his hands, and all four cubicles
are open. So now you're playing toilet roulette. Which one
did he just get off? And you've got to go
if you can see, if you can see that the
toilet has recently been flushed, maybe there's still some water
coming down. You're like, that's that one.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
Yeah, don't go to that one. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
So you're playing toilet re lit. And yesterday I played
toilet re lit. No I lost. Yeah, sat down badly,
real warm, real warm, real warm.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
I think that that's quite nice.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
I don't do you know, I mean, I like it
when Tozzi gets on the toilet before me. Sometimes I actually,
on a cold winter's morning, I'll be like, can you
hop on? You go first, and I go sick, and
then she hops on and then down water just you
feel the presence of someone.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Else down warm, wrapped up. Oh look, if it was Tulsa,
they had walked out, and I'm sure that would have
been fun.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
It wasn't.

Speaker 6 (19:42):
Jerry and Mania The Hodaky Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Jerry and Mania joined the complay the Hodaki Breakfast discussion
group on Facebook.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
For more new Jander playing a cricket Test against England.
That's not unusual, not that unusual. The unusual thing was
that the English team were bowled out for one hundred and.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Forty and it just made you, didn't it. What are
they going to do to us?

Speaker 4 (20:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (20:02):
And now New Zealand is sixty one for six. So
let's just say sixteen wickets of the you know.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Of cricketing action.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Yeah, essentially there's going to.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Be forty wickets probably that's going to be taken in
this in this cricket Test, and sixteen of them have
been taken already, which is quite amazing. On Day one,
Ben Hurley was there at Lord's good, a Ben, how
are you?

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (20:26):
Very good. Look.

Speaker 9 (20:29):
I had planned to be at this test for three days,
and I was slightly worried that I might not see
the end. But now I reckon, I'll have a day off.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Yeah, you'll see the end with you will see the
end from the ground. What's going on there? Why are
so many wickets?

Speaker 8 (20:45):
Look, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (20:46):
I've talked to a few of my fellow sort of pundits,
cricketing pundits. No one has a really good read on
the pitch. But a lot of the theory just comes
from the fact that no one can really bat in
test matches anymore, because everyone just goes for a massive
mo as we used to say back in the day,

(21:06):
and everyone's having a slash and everything. Everyone's counterattacking, and
it's just one of those pitches that you probably need,
just some good, slow and steady John Wright kind of you.

Speaker 8 (21:18):
Know, no waiting. No one really does that anymore.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
No, So obviously there's a lot happening on the pitch.
Sixteen like it's falling in one day.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
I want to know what's going on off the pitch
because I imagine the experience of going along to watch
cricket at Lord's, the home of cricket in London, first
test of the summer must be quite an experience, ben.

Speaker 8 (21:41):
Well, it is.

Speaker 9 (21:42):
I lived in London for five years and I actually
didn't live that far from Lord's, but I never went
because it costs seventy five thousand New Zealand dollars to.

Speaker 8 (21:49):
Go for one day, and so I used to go
to the Oval, which is much more accessible.

Speaker 9 (21:55):
But so it's my first time to Lord's, first day
at Laud's, and there is a certain magic to it.
I was sort of around Saint John's Wood and you know,
early this morning, and it was just a lot of
people who look like you Jeremy, to be honest, you know,
sort of white guys and stripey ties. And you know,

(22:15):
I'm used to going to cricket in New Zealand generally,
where you know, people sort of turn.

Speaker 8 (22:19):
Up half cat.

Speaker 9 (22:23):
Wearing wearing anything from nothing.

Speaker 8 (22:25):
To you know, maybe a warrior's jersey. But everyone here
is a lot better dress.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
What kind of food they got on off over there?

Speaker 8 (22:35):
Yeah, I knew that'sd that. I don't know, it's very important.

Speaker 9 (22:41):
Everything that costs about I think it's There was a
hot dog I saw for sixteen pound, so what's that?

Speaker 8 (22:49):
What's that New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
Thirty five dollars is it?

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Oh my god?

Speaker 8 (22:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (22:53):
More.

Speaker 8 (22:54):
I think it's more like forty bucks for a hot dog.
So did they have crayfish in it or something? Probably?
I don't know. Wow.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Someone told me though, that when you go along to Lords,
unlike New Zealand obviously, where you can't bring in your
own booze, you can you can bring a bit of
takeaway bows into Lords, four drinks or something.

Speaker 8 (23:13):
Yes, that's right. In FA.

Speaker 9 (23:14):
I didn't because I'm technically supposed to be working here,
so I didn't and so but they did still check
my bag and the security guard actually asked why I
hadn't brought any booze in.

Speaker 8 (23:26):
It's a complete opposite to the New Zummer.

Speaker 9 (23:28):
Where I used to smuggle thing andies and a big
cowboy hat anything. But now they're literally going, why are
you not doing what you're supposed to be doing?

Speaker 4 (23:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Well, accre g Lane went along and the usher because
they don't have security in certain parts of the ground.
There was an usher and a white coat and he said,
you boys, what are you guys?

Speaker 4 (23:47):
Bought with you?

Speaker 3 (23:48):
And Lane said nothing and not allowed to bring it in,
and he goes, mate, of course you are, go and
grab it. You can bring in a bottle of wine.
Or you can bring in a four pack of beers.
There's an offee just down around the corner. Go and
grab yourself four beers and I'll see you in half
an hour.

Speaker 9 (24:01):
It's it's infinitely cheaper than buying food. If you want,
just for your daily calorific intake is to buy booze
outside and bring it in so.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
You're allowed to have fun over there. Is that what
I'm hearing?

Speaker 8 (24:13):
Yeah, it's as like they trust you here.

Speaker 9 (24:15):
I didn't see I didn't see anybody with a red badge.

Speaker 8 (24:18):
Put it that way. I saw at one point I.

Speaker 9 (24:22):
Saw a guy that just looked like it was He
was dressed as a sea captain, and I thought it
was a fancy dress, but no, he worked for lords.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
Oh what dress is a sea captain?

Speaker 8 (24:33):
Yeah, he was showing people. I think he was an
ash seat.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
They have volunteers who do that. I don't think they
pay them. I don't think you need to.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
We're running the three way that pays.

Speaker 7 (24:44):
Here.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Will put a three leg bed on and our caller
went the black Caps to win. How likely do you
reckon that is from what you're seeing, Well.

Speaker 9 (24:53):
It's just going to be one of those games. It's
going to be a bit of a two and a half.

Speaker 8 (24:57):
Day shootout, so.

Speaker 9 (25:00):
Really could genuinely go either way and it might just
be down to one innings. So Harry Brook smashed the
ball around a bit and then got himself out, and
Glen Phillips might do the same tomorrow and you know, and.

Speaker 8 (25:12):
Then it's anybody's game. So yeah, it's a hard one.

Speaker 9 (25:15):
It should be a really even betting.

Speaker 8 (25:19):
Odds, to be honest, because it could be anyone.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Yeah, and what's the weather looking like for the next
few days so that they are going to get crooked in?

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (25:27):
Yeah, Well there was more where there was two rain
delays and it did stop for bad light at the end.
But it's just like it's like an Auckland day, to
be honest. Here, it's just you know, every everything and
and it changes every ten minutes or so.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Okay, well, Ben Hurley, enjoy your time over there, very jealous.
It sounds like a great time. And enjoy spending lots
of that money of yours on really expensive hot dogs.

Speaker 8 (25:53):
Yeah, tell you who what what?

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Jerry and Midnight The Hold I Keep Breakfast Yesterday, the
show we built with the help of you.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
The perfect kiwi athlete is.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
The best looking kiwi athlete that we could put together
from various different body parts. So, for example, to Mightighty
Martin's eyes set into Kieran Reid's eye sockets.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
Yeah, now that is an eye that is very hard
to gouge because of the depth of the socket that
Karen Read's running.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Famously hard to I gouge Kid and Red.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
He's never ever been eye gouged.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
I've tried, You've tried. I've tried to I gouge Kieran Read.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
Many a rugby player and non rugby in your situation,
has attempted to gouge eye sockets Reed's eyes, and.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
You're no shaming it.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
The whole thumb. Now go into that socket and you're
not even touching the ball.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
As an aside, fellas, back in the day, people used
to bring their dogs into work on a Friday, and
I come in to work one day desperately hung over,
and I was like, oh my got a dog. It
was a little pug. Oh this would be great. I'll
pat this dog offel so much better. And as I
reached out to pat this dog, it jumped and I
pushed my thumb knuckled deep into its eye and it yelped.

(27:00):
And then its owner turned around and I've just got
my thumb.

Speaker 5 (27:02):
And its eye.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Oh my god, this is worst case scenario. I throw
our pie through up.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
Well, they're asking for it the park though. With their
eyes they sort of stick out.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
That begin to be gouched, the opposite.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Of Karen Read's eye sockets. But you're right to Mighty
Martin's eyes that are behind there, Tomrty Martin from the Warriors.
He takes to the line, he takes the ball to
the line and he just locks. He looks with his
eyes and immediately people it's like what happens with the vampires.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Yep, Well, it's like we call it the Tinder Swindler.
It's that's his movie. He locks eyes with you, makes
deep eye contact, and you fall in love with him
and allow him to waltz through for a try. That's
what That's what happens. And so somebody had texted in
when David Niki came in a couple of days ago
and said, drinking man. When he comes in, tell me
whether he's better looking than Tomato Martin or not. And

(27:51):
we thought, well, why don't we put all of the
body parts of the best looking key athletes together and
make the best looking key athlete that can Yeah, and
so you tax it in on three four eight three.
We compiled all of them and then Zoe has made
a composite image of that person.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
It's the scariest thing I think I've ever seen in
my entire life.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
So obviously you've got, as we said to Maty Mountain's
eyes with Karen Reid's eye sockets, you've got Greg some
of all his left ear, which has just happens to
be on the right ear year of this particular thing.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Yeah, I would say, like, yes, you've You've definitely labeled
the ears correctly. That is greeg some of those ear,
and the other one has definitely Kiven Melami's ear. They're
just on the wrong side. Yeah, it's sort of issue as.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
You look at them, as your left ear would be
your leftier rather than the one that you're look at anyway,
Kevin Milamo's right here there, Trent Bolt's mouth, Joe Wheelers laugh.
You can't actually see that Delan Watis Alisniax mullet, Damien
McKenzie's smile, and Trent.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Bolt's mouth which looks really, really weird. And then we
go down to the tour so which has three arms,
well maybe five.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
Why does it have It's like it's like a Hindu god.
That's Lisa Carrington's shoulders, Richard Lowe's elbow, Aaron Clark's forearms.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Then Ryan Fox's motor, which is interesting. It's sort of
pointing to the neck area. I was thinking more that
would be around the cook gusset. Then as we moved through,
Mark Todd's gooch, Buck Shaffer's Marta Layden bullsack, and Peter
plumney Walker's anus. Now he's not really an athlete, Peter

(29:39):
plumney Walker. I'm not sure about him. He's a He
was a cricket umpire.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
You're looking at Zone as if she picked that. She didn't.
She's she just she was given the ingredients and she
backed the cake.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
She had the power of veto she did.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
But I will say I went to the Jimmy Sidoga
caught off the and when I came back and there
was much consternation around the office around who ppw was
and why we were including his anus and the okay,
well I was able to put that to bed.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Okay, good good, because then we went Luke McAllister's quads,
Roger two of us A Sheek's calves which look crazy
on those legs, and then John from Gore's feet, our
longtime listener, John from Gore, and then Martin Guptele's toes,
Stephen Adams Hight as well. Let's not forget about that.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
So hold on you willing to You're not going to
accept Peter Plumley Walker as an athlete, but you will
accept John from Gort.

Speaker 6 (30:37):
Jerry in the night they breakfast?

Speaker 4 (30:40):
So who did the backing vocals on that track?

Speaker 1 (30:42):
There? Just a guy, just some guy they obviously didn't
have like you know sometimes you hear about they get
the Wellington Philharmonic Orchestra Earth to help. They just got
our guy and uh, I reckon.

Speaker 5 (30:56):
There's also a bit of overdubbing of the main singer
and there I reckon. He sang himself about four or
five times we knew.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
Over dubbed Yes today and Ruder as a as a
music maker and recorder of note, what would have you
said if you're producing cake going the distance. What would
have you said that let's have another pass that those bbs?

Speaker 5 (31:17):
I think what would have happened as other band members
would have gone in to have a go, and I'll
be like, nascrub it. I'm going to do it all.
I'm going to have five.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
Yesterday we were trying to find Murray Mixed in Why.
We don't know why.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Well, it was off the back of when we tried
to find Twip Law even child and we did find him, and.

Speaker 8 (31:37):
Then Evan Charlton so your Breakfast we found.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Him and then the next one in the series was
going to be Murry mixed here but he ghosted Ruder
and Ruda scrubbed him out of the dock. We were
never going to look for him again, but for whatever reason,
we got onto the topic again yesterday Dad for and
we were like, where is he? By process of a elimination,
we tried to figure out where he wasn't and a lot,

(32:04):
you know, a lot of people texted through the places
he wasn't.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Far easier to find out where he isn't and where he.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Is turns out he's not in a lot of places.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
No, he wasn't in Southland.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
No, he was or two.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
Yeah, Gore, he wasn't in the West Coast. No, he
wasn't in.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
The Hinges Aisle of the Bunnings Mount Roschool at least
at eight thirty eight. He wasn't there. He could have
been there earlier.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
There was some untel to suggest that he may or
may not be in and around the Bay of Plenty region.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Yeah, that that he might have been living there. There
was something about a holiday home. There have been a
couple of messages reporting that his son was married in
Hawaii recently and that he may have been there too.

Speaker 4 (32:47):
Well. What we do know about Murray Mixtead by way
of Google is that he loves surfing. Yeah, that's what
everyone's a huge fan of surfing, which makes sense if
you if you love surfing you live at the mount.
That does make sense.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
And Hawaii it's up as well.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
Yep. And we did get this message from Tim Roxborough.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Yes, do you know who Murray Mixed it is?

Speaker 3 (33:07):
Yeah, he's he hosts his news talks. He be host
yp Hello, says Tom, I don't think I've ever met Murray.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Sorry, okay, Well another did end then, so we're having
any for it?

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Are we hold on for a second. I know Lorraine
well though, and Marty was a dear friend of mine,
and I think that's I think he's talking about Martin Crowber,
But I don't know Murray where this son was getting married?

Speaker 5 (33:32):
Can I give a little context here? I did a
little social media stooking and I found out that Tim
Roxborough was Facebook friends with Murray mixed did son here
we bluddy go? So I feel like he's kind of
brushed me off a little bit here. To me Roxborough,
I feel like he's kind of keeping one in the pocket.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
I mean, I think that's a pretty comprehensive answer that
he does know Lorrain well and probably Lorraine and Murray's son.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
Yes, who has recently got married in Hawaii?

Speaker 5 (34:02):
Hilton Hilton mixed it?

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Who's Hilton mixed it? I believe? So is that where
they're staying is that there is a Who's buddy Martin
crow So just listing other cricketers that he does or
doesn't know?

Speaker 4 (34:15):
Yep, that's right.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Okay, Well there's another thread here. Does Tim rocks Brunett,
i'd Stephen Fleming, He probably does.

Speaker 6 (34:23):
Jerry and Night the Hdiarchy breakfast.

Speaker 4 (34:26):
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is answer three questions correct out of five, and you
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(34:58):
and Jessie joins us on the line. Now, morning, Jesse,
what school did you go to?

Speaker 8 (35:02):
Wellington High School?

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Jerry doesn't believe that's a real high school. We've been
discussing it off here. Has that a real high school?

Speaker 4 (35:09):
Jessey?

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Have you made that up?

Speaker 8 (35:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (35:11):
I'm not too sure. I can't quite remember.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
That's a good point.

Speaker 4 (35:14):
Correct me if I'm wrong.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
But I believe that Karen O'Leary from Wellington Paranormal went there.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
John Tugot from the she Heads, John too good.

Speaker 10 (35:22):
I was in class with Karen.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Oh that right?

Speaker 4 (35:28):
Would you describe her as a student of note?

Speaker 10 (35:32):
Yes, he was a good cricketer.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Oh really better Butler fielder, specialist fielder.

Speaker 5 (35:42):
I believe w W. Fristler Bushwacker, Butcher also went to
your school.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Wow, in your class, Jesse before my time.

Speaker 4 (35:50):
He's about one hundred and fifty.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
He was so much older than what I thought Bushwacker. Butch,
I believe members of the Phoenix Foundations. I've got a
lot of fanous people went to Wellington High School.

Speaker 10 (36:00):
Amazing makes all the thmous floundation boys.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
There we go. Now, Jesse, what do you do for
a crust?

Speaker 8 (36:06):
I work in coffee.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
You're working coffee?

Speaker 10 (36:09):
Yeah, coffee distributor.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
Oh hard working in coffee. I imagine the beans would
get everywhere all the time.

Speaker 10 (36:15):
Yeah, let's fill your pockets.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Good good spot to be distributing coffee around Wellington though.

Speaker 8 (36:21):
Yeah, well I'm just out of yeah, good good spot.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
Okay, Jes. So you know how this works, don't you.
We're going to ask you five questions.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
You've got to get three correct to when you got
forty five seconds, so there is a time limit so
you can't google.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
I forgot about that two hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
Bummings for grabs. Let's get into the first question.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Who won Best New Broadcaster on Air at last night's
New Zealand Radio and podcast towards Nice Shure.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
No it's Rebecca Francis Sanders.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Mate.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
What was the title of the first Harry Potter book
published in nineteen ninety.

Speaker 10 (36:54):
Seven, Uh, Harry Potter and correct.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
Hurrari is the capital of what country? No? Zimbabwe? Scott
Wayland was the singer of twitch band. Correct, You've got
to get this one. Come on. Who played Tyler Burnon
and the Tyler Dierdon in the nineteen ninety nine movie
Fight Club Bad.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Congratulations Jesse World, I mate.

Speaker 8 (37:22):
Thanks guy.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
I knew you were going to do it. Jesse. There
was just something about you.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Tell those Phoenix Foundation fellows are not the only ones
to come out of Wellington High School.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
Mate.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Yeah, take that, John too. Good.

Speaker 4 (37:34):
Good on your Jesse. Congratulations.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
I was Rob's best new broadcast. By the way, Big
Sandy's won there.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
Rebecca Francis Sanders called her by her proper name.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
I haven't seen it this morning yet.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
Coming up to eight o'clock the Friday Top five unsurprisingly
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Well, first of all, very nice set. What was this
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Speaker 4 (38:26):
Again, Stuart Marshallton.

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Very nice to hear from Stuart. Thanks for listening. Look,
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Speaker 1 (40:03):
So we're going to do Top five hangovers, but I've
soaked them all up. I've already compiled my own lists
and all happening to me right now. So instead, and
not for the first time, this week, we're going to
pivot to Murray Top five Murray's this Morning.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Yeah, that's because we were looking for Murray mixed dead.
We haven't found and we found out where he isn't.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Although we have had a sighting. Let me scroll scroll,
scroll scroll update Murray update. Hello, Yes, right, Charlotte. I
saw Murray and partner shopping at King's Plant Barn on
the North Shore in Auckland a few months ago. Can
we just get a follow up on that place, Charlotte?
What was he buying? Any succulent? Perhaps chain of hearts?

Speaker 4 (40:42):
I imagine Murray mixed. Did I imagine he'd be in
the natives section?

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Is that right?

Speaker 8 (40:48):
Yep? I do.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
That's where That's where I mixed in the fernery. You
do great work in the fery.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
He goes, get in a pung and Murray anyway, so
today top five Murray's it looked like a punker.

Speaker 4 (41:07):
It was like the punger at in the back of
the all black scram all on the punger.

Speaker 5 (41:12):
Mighty, he's going to Surely he's going to make it
the top five.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Surely, I know, I don't know. Never say it's not
up to us.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
It's up to the listeners for eight three, eight hundred
herdeche yes, And you can email us as well, and
you can send a letter ninety bucks nineteen forty five.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Christ Church might not get here in time to award
this but uh, how about Murray's Bay on the north
shore of Auckland.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
You except that absolutely, Why wouldn't you accept Murray's babe,
I mean also the Murray River. Yes, because this is
not just the top five New Zealand Murray's. This is
the top five Murrays in the universe, the universe. Yeah,
well I think we're going universe.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
I'd like, thank you?

Speaker 3 (41:51):
Why not extended out I mean Lorraine Downs of course,
Murray Mixeddead's first wife was Miss Universe herself nineteen eighty three.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Great points. So top five Murray's in the universe. I
don't know many Murray's outside of the universe. But a
texta as often happens on a Friday morning, someone's compiled
their own top five Murray Ball, Murray Deeker, Murray Mixed
head Bell, Murray and Murrayfield.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
Job done, Okay, well thanks thanks for that.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
All right, well, thanks for joining us this morning on
the head of the graphics. We're done for today.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
Yeah, Murray's Bay is coming in real strong. It's one
of the favorite bays.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
You've got your Campbell's, your off says, You've got your Murray's,
You've got your tours.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
I'm a Caroline Guy, are you Caroline Bay? If I
got to pick one or of plenty second nomination Murray
from the Wiggles Murray?

Speaker 4 (42:38):
What color was Murray from the Weggles? Is he blue?

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Red? Red?

Speaker 4 (42:42):
Red?

Speaker 8 (42:44):
Purple?

Speaker 1 (42:45):
I know, Jeff was purple? Is always asleep? Actually really
passed me off as a kid.

Speaker 8 (42:50):
What that is?

Speaker 4 (42:50):
Asleep? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Genuinely get up and yell at the wake up?

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Jeff, Come on mate, come mate? So were you as
a kid? Were you a Weggles kid? Were they around
when you're a kid?

Speaker 1 (42:59):
My mum as a Kennedy teacher, so I feel like
they learned large over my teenagers as well.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
Wow here you thought you would be more high five?
Oh yeah, something for the dad.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Tis here, Jerry.

Speaker 5 (43:12):
Would you accept Murray Mixtead's X Mister Raine Downs, would
you accept her as a favorite marry.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Murray Mix's number.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
I don't know. If we can do that, then that's
one of Murray's favorites. I don't think that's a favorite, Murray.
I think I'm obviously you've got to get the wording
right on that one. Very important.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Will you accept a breed of cattle, the Murray Gray?

Speaker 4 (43:33):
Oh, the Murray Gray cow.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Great cow goes good good eating Murray from Flood of
the Concords. Oh, yes, man, this is Murray's out there,
way more than you think there is. They're under cover
the old Murray's. Give us a call of your Murray
by the way.

Speaker 6 (43:53):
Jerry and the Night, the holdy breakfast.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
This morning, we're looking for the Top five Murray's on
the back of us trying to look for Murray Murray mix.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Did can I also address something that's just happened in
the office?

Speaker 4 (44:09):
Oh no, please.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Remember a member of staff has just appeared. It works
still in the same suit he was wearing to the.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
Awards, except wearing the same suit he was wearing to
the awards last night. However, wearing a cap. Yeah, something
about at a suit is now changed. He's got a
hoodie with a cap and a suit. Well dress shoes.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
He's kind of cognato. But I suspect he didn't go
home last night.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
No, he didn't look at that. Thumbs up, keys of
your man, bastard.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Five Murray's well he stinks are on three for three
Top five Marrys mazzs Pies the basketball coach. He came
from America and revolutionized the insied game. Feel like he
was a Murray, and I went to score this kid.
Murray or foot rock flats to Murray Martin, Marzz's pies,
pork sausage rolls, nice work, Monica's drunk with the boys,

(45:03):
work with the men, pass up front, up, had to
be hung, get it done.

Speaker 7 (45:05):
There we go.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
I agree with that guy. This is another great text here,
top top Murray for me, Murray my ex girlfriend's old man.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
The best part of that relationship. Legend of a bloke
that used to rip dries in the backyard. They spray
himself with links and have three months so his wife
couldn't tell. That's a classic Murray right there.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
It's an old school Murray.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
There's another text in here. My name's Murray and I'm
fifty years old. I'm the last of my kind.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
I think that's right, as how many Murrays are there now?
No kids being born Murray.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
I went to school with the Murray, so I can
confirm that there's a Murray that's thirty four years old
getting about. Really, but it was a great point off
the back of that text. Not a lot of babies
is getting about called Murray.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
No, my dad was Murray. He was Christen Murray Murray
John Wells was his name. Wow, Yeah, he was born
just at the end.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
During the war, actually, so Boomer. Something happened my grandfather
and away to the war. Then my dad was born.
My grandma decided to name him Murray. My grandfather then
came back and said, no, son of mine's called married,
not doing Murray. So we're not doing this Murray thing.
And so he was called John from then on.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Same thing happened to my grand dad. People's Murray as well.
Now he's Francis, but there has a sheep dog called Francis.
Why are you naming sheep dog Francis? And then so
they decided it's easier to rename a kid than it
is a dog, because they how do you teach a
dog in your name?

Speaker 4 (46:25):
Yeah? What do you go? Frank? Wouldn't you from Francis Bill?

Speaker 1 (46:27):
They went, I don't know what they went. I didn't
make any Jeremy Sticks, Red Bill Murray, Any Murray currently
fixing something with number eight wire and Murray who backed
the boat down the ramp successfully while being watched by
thirty people.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
What about former Formula One commentator Murray Walker, Go Go.

Speaker 11 (46:46):
Go and Senna Sprints away fast takes the leave. If
it's happened fah Frost to take her the advantage, Senna,
he's trying to go through the inside. Andy ted immediately,
this is amazing.

Speaker 4 (46:59):
Sena goes off and why were people grabbing his balls
while he was commentating Murray Walker, I never understood that
it's a different time, wasn't it.

Speaker 5 (47:08):
I'd really like to pay respects to my favorite Murray Deecon,
especially because of this phone call.

Speaker 10 (47:14):
You're right, You're definitely right on that, and I'm just
saying you're bug.

Speaker 7 (47:19):
I thought you were going to try that. I listened
to your voice mate, and I thought that there you were.
I recall we got you the other week and you
were trying to do it. I taped you off too
early before you can get it. I apologize to my
listeners who may have had.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
To put up with that idiot.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
Quite smart the.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Way he went about doing it.

Speaker 7 (47:40):
But you know that he gets obviously that's what gives
him a thrill.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Pathetic.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
It's one of the pistol back calls of all time.
He got it in there. And just one more thing,
You're a ball.

Speaker 8 (47:57):
Brilliant.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
Keep those coming on the Top five Murray's on the
Hearty Breakfast.

Speaker 6 (48:02):
Jerry and Mian Night, the Huriarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
It's the.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
Today the Top five Murray's.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Yeah, yeah, We're going back to the well of Murray.
It's never let us down yet. I'm yet to be
let down by Murray. Ticks coming through thick and fast
like this one. Brady Kayne's dad, Murray. Okay, a muzzle
a lot of muzzer is getting about? What at this one?
Where are we going? It's milking with Murray. Jerry should
remember this said, Do you remember that day?

Speaker 4 (48:29):
I vaguely remember it, but I can't. I can't picture it.

Speaker 5 (48:33):
Yeah, what about.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
Maza Mazza in the morning. Who's Masa in the morning.
Does anyone else remember Mazza in the morning? Ninety one
of him back in the nineteen eighties, It's Masa in
the morning. No one else remembers Masa in the morning.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Well, no, unless it's radio Jerry.

Speaker 4 (48:47):
What about this one?

Speaker 1 (48:48):
My brother Murray aged thirty three, a young Mazza also
went with Jerry on on All Work, No Play, Very
important business trip to Old Coney a few years back.
All around, good bloke, a real Murray.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
Yeah, no, I remember that trip. That was one where
the milky pissed, where we excited the milky pissed.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
That wasn't when you crowned New Zealand's Young Cavage Tree
of the Year.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
Yeah it was. It was the old trip.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Jeez, what a trip?

Speaker 4 (49:11):
Yeah, what a trip?

Speaker 1 (49:12):
That was New Zealand's best new broadcaster, Just Wood past
the studio, Big Sandy, Rebecca Francis Sanders.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
Yeah, okay, should we count down these top five?

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Murray's Number five Murray Walker.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
There is Murray Walker. The Formula one commentator sounded like
someone who grabbed his nuts.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Yep, couldn't be anyone else. Number four XCore High School
Relief egg teacher Murray Cooper.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
Well, why has he got so many votes?

Speaker 3 (49:37):
I feel like something sixty two votes for x Score
High School Relief egg teacher Murray Cooper obviously left.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
A lasting last compact. Yeah, that's right on the south
of to XCore High School Relief Egg teacher Murray Cooper.
Number three Murray's Bay Intermediate.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
Okay, I don't primary.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Well, yeah, I don't know. Why so much love for
a intermediate?

Speaker 4 (49:58):
You know what I mean? Obviously a great school?

Speaker 8 (49:59):
Do you know what?

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Do I know?

Speaker 8 (50:00):
What I mean.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Number two. I can't believe he's a forgetting a certain
Murray Wiggle, absolute hero for those of you play at home,
The Red Wiggle, the Read one, as I've always thought,
the best musician of the lot.

Speaker 4 (50:14):
He's the boss, isn't he. He's the head wiggle.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
I always assumed that the Stephen Fleming looking fellow.

Speaker 8 (50:18):
That's what I think.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Yeah, the blue Wiggle, Yeah, is that not the case.
I always thought it was blue and red.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
I think the primary to the primary colors.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
I certainly thought Read was the most gifted musician. But
I don't know whether it's a letter or not. I
suppose it's not up to us. Number one Deputy Cultural
Murray Hewitt of Flight of the Concords Fame.

Speaker 6 (50:39):
Brett Yep, Jermaine.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Jamaine. Well, obviously, well you're here. Yeah, well i'm here.
So what do we have to say that I'm here.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
Well, it's just I've got it all written down, you know.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Yeah, But I'm just here. So if you can see
me here, Murray present, see it.

Speaker 6 (50:55):
It's just how we do it. Jerry and and Icky Breakfast,
Dally Bespoke content that you won't find on the radio
show The Hurdarchy Breakfast podcast.

Speaker 4 (51:06):
Sports Chat with acc Head g Lane, brought to you
by Export Ultra the beer for here you landed the
plane yet, acc here g Lane.

Speaker 10 (51:17):
Oh yeah, I'm landing the plane Mane. I'm true custom
I'm true customs.

Speaker 8 (51:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (51:21):
I picked up my luggage. I'm all, what do you have?

Speaker 4 (51:23):
Those sniffer dogs they'll be all over you.

Speaker 10 (51:25):
Yeah, absolutely, yeah. Last last My last memory was leaving
friend of the show Stephen Mather spooning New Zealand's premier
sports journalist Paul Stuart Ford on a double bed at
the Horizon Hotel. That's my last memory.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Yeah. My last memory is standing at the foot of
that bed deciding whether it was going to be me
or Stephen MATHERA that got in it. I think I
made the right choice.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
I think you did, acc he g Lane. What an
interesting night it was in London.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
Lord's the first testimony of the English summer one hundred
and forty England will bold out for It's.

Speaker 8 (52:00):
Like here we go.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
I mean they should have they should have been built
out for less. Probably it wasn't for bloody Harry brook
Ruder had a stat Lane, you'll be interested in this.
We have so Harry Brook has been dropped twenty times
in his test career. We have dropped him nine times
of the twenty.

Speaker 10 (52:19):
I thought that was going to be more. I thought
you were going to say eighteen of that twenty was us.
It seems to be a rule that we we have
to drop harry Brook at least once before we get
him out.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Le seems to me. Hits a heavy ball, you know,
is there something about the way he hits the ball
that's particularly hard to catch.

Speaker 10 (52:36):
You can bowl a heavy ball, you can't better heavy.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
I think Harry Brook can hurt a heavy ball.

Speaker 4 (52:44):
It's so weird. It's just weird. Anyway, we thought, yeah,
we're bothering mat found and forty here we go and
on sixty for six.

Speaker 10 (52:51):
Oh my god, Yeah it was I'll tell you what.
At four in the morning in a hotel room horizon myself.

Speaker 8 (52:57):
It was a tough watch. It was a tough watch.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Yeah, you've only got one eye to watch it.

Speaker 4 (53:04):
Got one eye open. You can't see anything on this.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
I don't know how you can see double when you've
only got one eye opened.

Speaker 8 (53:09):
It.

Speaker 10 (53:11):
It wasn't even bearsball, which is disappointing. This game is
going to be over in two and.

Speaker 8 (53:15):
A half days.

Speaker 10 (53:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was still a treat watching test
cricket at ten o'clock at night on a Thursday, the
beautiful surround of lords.

Speaker 8 (53:28):
Good stuff. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Can you can you see an upset happening this weekend
in the Super Rugby playoffs?

Speaker 4 (53:36):
Have you just made your way into a toilet cubicle?

Speaker 10 (53:40):
I'm in the toilet of the faery.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
So what's going on right now? Radio so bad? We've
got one member of staff out in the office, still
in a soup from last night. We've got a producer
at another radio station who slept in the studio, award
winning producer, award winning producer. And now we've got glan
and the toilets on the theory presumably about the chunder.

Speaker 10 (54:04):
Well, no, yeah, I did gig when I'd brushed my
teeth this morning.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
Okay, So Super Rugby, Super Rugby, no upsets, all right,
So not bother talking about that.

Speaker 10 (54:16):
No, Knees will win tonight. Chiefs will win tomorrow, so
will the Crusaders. The Blues will be the lucky losers.
They'll end up playing the Canes. Canes will beat them.
Knes will be in the final against the chiefs MANA
chiefs maner will then smoke the canes as they'll pick
up at the finals, and then we're done.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
Okay, yeah, that seems pretty reasonable.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Did you forget that the Crusader's playing the Super Rugby competition.
There's be a lot of money there tomorrow night when
they host the Blues, and tragically.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
By week in for the Warriors.

Speaker 10 (54:46):
Yes, yeah, I want to be talking about I don't know,
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (54:53):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 10 (54:53):
The toilets are pretty bad on the theory, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:56):
I imagine. Yeah, they don't don't really clean them in
between sailings, do they.

Speaker 8 (55:02):
No, they don't. But it's also quite tidal here.

Speaker 10 (55:05):
But if you can, if you can hear it like.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
Yeah, I can't hear that same busy yep, it's tondle
it acc here tu lane go.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
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