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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
Welcome to the First Bite of the Chairy, The first
podcast to see the sun, the first to see in
a new day, the Day of Our Lord The s
twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Damn cramp, My god, damn you.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I've never had cramp in my hap.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Oh I'm a big I'm a big hip cramper.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Okay, I'm a calf cramper. You're a calf cramper. Yeah,
a calf crampber. I'm a foot cramper. Oh. Yes, soul
of the fish, soul of the sole of the foot. Brother, toes,
little toe comes in like a yeah, like a cripple toes.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
It's like your foot's trying to pick up a tennis wall. Yeah,
I've had that one.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Cramp of the into the fingerhand thing. Oh yeah, that's
that's a weird run again. Looks like a crippled vibe. Yeah, cramper,
are you? Yeah? Many toes?
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Yeah, toes just be lying in bed and suddenly like, ah,
what the fuck gets wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah, Normally with the calf it's a stretch out.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Yeah, waking up with the calf cramp. And a dream
you've had it and it's like fuck, what happened? And
then you wake up and what do you do? You're
just lying there in the middle like.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Like ah yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
But sometimes it's just so painful. My message will explode
out a bit. She's a big calf cramper and she's
got a physical job, so she's got every right to be.
But in the middle of the night she will just
explode out of beard and up against the wall, stretching
the calf out.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Scares the Jesus out of me every time.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Not enough salt, potentially not enough salt. Pickle juice too.
Pickle juice will help you know when when a.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Player is cramping on the ground, they run out and
they give them pickle juice. I almost thought there was
an old wives tale, but I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
If if it's good enough for lequel high in sodium,
I think the old pickle juice. Yeah, I heard the
other day as well.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
If you diabetic and you go into an episode, grab
yourself a McDonald's kitchen and absolutely over that because it's
so full of sugar that you just be like, oh.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I'm back, I'm fucking back there to be right. How
good is that? There to be right, you know, the
old kitchup, which is why I now now makes sense
why as a kid, I just poured it on everything
because it's sugar. Right, Okay, that makes sense. That makes
sense to me. I do you know? It took me
until I was probably in my twenties that someone says
(02:19):
to me, you know it sugar, that's that a kitchen
and it's basically sugar.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
And I was like, rubber doesn't seem like.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah, it's not batos Like, no, you love it because
it's savory and sweet, because it's got so much salt
and it's got so much sugar. Hints why you love it.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I'm waiting to have that moment with fried rice, but
I can't figure out why fried rice is so delicious.
But whenever you try and make it at home, it doesn't.
It's not like that at all?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Is it? The wok? The season?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Was that the season? It's bestowing money upon the fried rice.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
It's probably got somebody. If you got a wok, no kind,
it's quite a good thing to have. The old I mean,
once you got one, what it's a bit like a
fry pan. Once you get a good froe pen. You
got that fro pen for your life, A good walk
up the cast the cast iron casse ol pot, the wck,
the cast iron pan. You'd only ever have one in
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your entire life. One and done. Have you got great graft?
Guess cooking? You only got a leak trip because that's yeah,
you need guess for the guess for the walk yeaheah,
Oh god.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
I had a maser on the weekend too, but Dusty
on Saturday morning making men South Canterbury's premier our pakisheer
a gust Patterson baking and eggs and just shifted the
pan off the element there and while I was young
in away, I wasn't paying attention. Put the plastic spatula
down on the element. It's like, that is rookie shit.
That is a thirty five year old.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
You shouldn't be.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
And what happened melted smoke fucking before oh pulled it off,
but a little bit of melted off onto the thing.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Then I was like, do I try and clean it
all still hot before it melts the sticks to it.
I was like, I'm gonna make this worse. I just
left it, came back in with the spray and wipe,
gave it a good scraping with the with a wooden spoon,
try and get I got, I got, I got the
chunks off. But there's still like a clear film there.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
And and now every time that thing heats up.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Yeah, well, so last night I was cooking steak.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
I mentioned to the message that, hey, top right element,
maybe just give that a minute until I can get
back at it with some baking soda or something.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Because she was very unimpressed, very unimpressed with that.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
All these things will happen. You're gonna have it. You're
gonna have an incident every now and then with that
sort of stuff. I mean, the teachot. You're gonna be
very careful of the tea towels because I put my
tea tails on a little railing that sits underneath my
might where my hobs aren't just above. We open the
doors of the oven, and there have been so many
times when I've seen that come close to if the
(04:58):
kids or something or something, it gets flecked up maybe
and then we've got the gas and then the gas
is on. Oh yeah, I reckon. I'd like to know
how many kitchen five start with with whatever.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
The cards, te tails tetails scarves love to know.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Can I defend you against yourself? Though?
Speaker 5 (05:13):
And I like, in terms of a Friday night, if
we're talking about a great Friday night, yeah, I'm not.
I'm not surprised you were one hundred percent Onday morning
that it was not your fault.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
No.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
One of the great Fridays, one of the great fridays
all time. Oh good stuff, genuinely all it was an
all time great friday. Let me let me walk you through.
I came in here on Friday morning and we bought
two sharks.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
That's a great way to start a Friday.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
And then I took South Canterbury's premiere our pack a
share again, the tour of the tour of the building.
He's a journalist by trade, so it was good to
see the the the newsroom. We went into the doors
open into Hoskings studio. You know, he's got his own
kitchen it. I was just like, I have to show
him that Hosking has his own kitchen it so that
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he doesn't have to go. But I was like, by
the way, look over there, here's the kitchen. It for
the rest of the office. He's the one that's just
for him. So he doesn't have to mix with the plibs.
And as we were standing there, the toaster popped and
these bagels popped up, and I saw it flash across
Gus's face to be like, I'm still Hoskings bagels.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
I was like, I don't think that is a good story.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I reckon, He'll be gone. Do you do an Aukland
has start Hoskings Bagels?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Yeah, I said, Hosking brings in a lot of ad
revenue for this company, and he essentially pays my salary.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
He goes, I'll leave his bagels, and he's a good man,
a good man asking.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
So we did that.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
We went home, We had like a couple of hours
to kill, downloaded FIFA and played a couple of games
with FIFA against each other.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
The soccer one.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Then we went out to driving range where you can
but they've got a bar at the driving range at
at Rumors.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
You went there to it?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I was there as well, what time are you there?
And it would have been like four thirty Yeah I
left it two Yeah, yeah, this is already a great day.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
I know, got a burger, had some chirps, didn't fix
my slice.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Not what I was there for. I'll fix that on
another day. And then straight from there to Lilyworld.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Man, there was a vibe there.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
I mean, like I said, that game was sold out
for months in advance and everybody was just so fizzed
up for this game, and so Lily World goes off.
It's one of the best things in the country. Lily World,
like from a sporting event thing.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
It's the best thing a council has ever done. Yeah,
because I think it's run by the council, Because mounts
Maut's run by the council. Yeah, so that would indicate
to me that Lily World is somehow run by the council.
So I just think, Wow, I've never seen a council
a run a good bar restaurant before. That's never happened. Yeah,
but also actually do something good. No, I No, that's
(07:58):
the best thing that I think the akand Council has
ever done.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
And the only hint that the council runs it is
that they run out of jugs every single time. That's
a good indication. I'll say, an you guys before we
came on the every time I've been there, they've run
out of jugs, and it got to the point where
they do those beer towels, And.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I was like, look, hard is it to just buy
more plastic? Judge?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Like, if I was running a bar and we ran
out of jugs, I would simply buy more jugs.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
They're not expensive. No, they're not expensive at all.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
I mean maybe people are stealing them.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
I thought so, they're not branded or anything. But I
guess that's the equivalent of how no radio station has
enough headphones and everybody's surprised by that.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Most radio sessions have headphones. It's just us.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
So then watch the game, sat up in the Nosebleedes.
We were the second highest row on the whatever. The
stand that's on TV. Yeah, that stand one which is
way more rowdy I think than the other one.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
The East, the Eastern stand, the one it doesn't have
the Lily World on it.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Yeah yeah, the East, the East end.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Yeah, the one furthest away from State Highway one. Now
you to the furthest away from the McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
The East I'm sure it's called the East. The East stand,
the one that is not have the super top behind it.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, the one, the one that doesn't
have the go kart track behind it. Yeah, the non
gokut stand is the port on the right or the
left ports on the left of the one that he
(09:34):
was at. Yeah, it's the east end. The port's south
north is the embank. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Yeah, so Cave Craigs at your left on your riders,
Stephen Adams conference suits and its facilities and yeah, we
were right up the right at the top. And it
was such a vibe because even up there was just there.
There have been times where you can scalve a ticket
from the office here because you know, media partners are
(10:02):
the warriors you end up sitting with, like sales roops
and stuff. They have no interest in being there. They
just took them because they're free tickets. But when you're
sitting at the in the nose bleeds on the TV
side of the stand, dudes are passing phones back and
forth to strangers to show them their fantasy team. Guys
are asking each other what's the latest update, and the
(10:22):
blah blah blah, who did you have in your multi?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Doesn't it?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
People are picking up other people's messusses.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
People are picking up other people's missusses.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
She's all on.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
There's hugging and kissing every every time there's a try.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
This this is the East stands. Then this is the
nose bleeds of the East End, as opposed to the
corporate hospitality where most people are just going along because
they want them to talk at.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Yeah, and their noses are actually bleeding. And that's not
even the game itself, which, like the hukker beforehand, was sick.
I mean, the Warrior is now undefeated when doing a hukker.
I thought Aaron clark Well, I think called he's scored
our first try. Yes, it's like he was always going
to score our first roud. You see them at the
front of the you weren't fucking stopping him. So everyone
(11:08):
that says that the All Blacks get an unfair advantage
for doing a hukker at the start of every game,
that's right.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
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Speaker 4 (11:24):
But I also think James Fisher Harris was saying after
the game, like we're gonna look back, I reckon in
a few years and be like we were the first
to do it. And I think I'm like, don't be
surprised if they're doing it all the time. I think
every home game should start with the uker. Oh yeah,
it was that sick at the ground. I don't think
we do it over there, but I think every home
game against the.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Warriors, fuck it.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
It is an unfair advantage for us.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Well, whatever we've got, whatever the whatever the players are
into and whatever they want to do.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Totally, it's funny hearing all the the white Australian boys.
They were like, we were real just like just up
for it. We're keen, but we didn't know how to
do it and we didn't want to like, you know,
look to goofy on the side of the hucker. So
they're trying to figure out what they could do. So
they stood around at the back and just staunched out.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
But they stood but they look good showing support. I
enjoyed that it actually worked really really well. It was
a good little yeah, because you're totally right if you
if you're not confident and you're going, well, I'm from
Australia and this is not I didn't grow up with us. Yeah,
I think quite. It doesn't mean the same thing, clearly,
that's what it does too. You know, James Fisher, Harris,
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Adam or Adam pommit or or in this situation, you know,
particularly Aaron Clark, particularly Harris, so man, that guy does
a terrifying, interesting telling action at the end of it.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, it's quite lucky. It's quite
a ulterior motive, there wasn't it. It was quite different
than what I used to I think. I mean, I'm
not against it. I think whatever you want to do,
it's up to you.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
But expressing your individual manner.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Absolutely, But but yeah, he certainly was.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Oh it was interesting.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I think a few people sat up on their couches
around the country. Oh oh, but you.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Could imagine James Specier, Harris and say, fourteen twenty two
at the front of a war party. Yeah, fuck that,
and you would not want them turning up.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
No, no, So anyway, the game was incredible. Just a
lazy little comeback at the end there from Penrith.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
My god, that was because when.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
They scored, there was like one try and you look
at the clock, You're like, there's like fifteen minutes left.
They can't do this here. Then all of a sudden
another one then another one. The crowd starts going quiet. Yeah,
then was that Liam Martin was offside? Then Luke Metcalf
comes down and scores the game winner. Oh and before that,
Liquor had one of the craziest line breaks down down
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the sideline. The crowd went insane when that happened. And
then Luke Metcalf scoring the match.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
You wonner.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Like the game itself was.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Incredible, but then the live experience was in Yeah, I
mean it was nearly one of the great tab three
way that pays.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I've got to say if it wasn't for someone, well, look,
someone didn't quite, someone didn't come to the party. Someone
got it a bit wrong.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
You know, two people got it wrong. You were the
only one that got it right. Jerry, just say it.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
We're not win by thirteen plus.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Nah did he say thirteen plus? He said one twelve,
one twelve? It was It was it thirteen plus in
the n Yeah, twenty six twelve. Oh was right. I
was saying before pre is pre that final try, I
was thinking Luke Metcalf's try. I was singing. But but
I said to Hugo when with about fifteen minutes ago,
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I said, you watch penrith here. Yeah, they'll they'll have
a crack at us. Yeah, they'll have a crack because
they're a bloody good team and they don't give up.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
They don't give up.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
C Clariic scored a try, didn't celebrate, ran straight back,
went to kick the goal. No one came to celebrate
with him. He said at the time that hey, we're
going to try and win this here. Yeah, you know,
never mind dicking around, celebrated.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Kick the goal. Great cack too. Yeah, and then he's
a quality play. They he didn't have his he didn't
have a great game, which was interesting. He just we
shut him down really really well. Yeah, because normally he
just runs rings around basically everybody.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Can I also try and pay tribute to the person
that was in charge of the replace because they really
that forward pass that everybody that the touch judges and
the refereemus, they really tried to replay that. Yeah, a
little bit of pressure, but can the if not go
back on that once he's made the call?
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Now there's some stupid role. They can go back on
these weird things, but they can't go back on there's
some weird thing I've I've I've come across this before
in the league. Yeah, but I guess they're drawing the
line somewhere, and good on them because they've mainly got
it right, like leagues mainly got it right. When you
look at that, you look at that All Black game
once that morning, Holy crap, Yeah, wholely crap. Was that
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a hard one? Oh? That sucked? Oh sucked, It sucked.
So it sucked so badly.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
It was like all of the things like that looked
like Razors team out there.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
It sucked.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
And then the storm It wasn't our fault, it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Then the ref that reff sucked so bad he thought
that people had come along to the game and watched
on TV to watch him and see how clearly he
could officiate. Yeah, it was so bad. Yeah, man, that
guy was. He was reffing like a deck versus.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
The flip side of that is I watched a lot
of NPC over the weekend. They just let the boys
play much better, and it's like, did we get every
call one hundred percent Greek? No, But the game's still
gone on the vibe as you fucked that. This is
what NRL does a good job of the vibe As
you fucked that up.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Give the wall to the other team. Wasn't a knock
ons a four?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
I don't know, you guys, you fucked it up.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Give it to the other team.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
The NPC's got a bit of that, just because they
don't have the resources to check everything.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yeah, I mean seriously, and then the storm and then
one of the one of the Stormers. The Stormers also
were at the beginning of the season, so they were
constantly trying to slow the game down. And there's nothing
worse than people trying to slow a game a rugby
down and getting a ref who's also trying to slow
the game. It sucks so badly.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
It sucked doing that.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
It's because I've worked it out. It's because League in
Australia's run from Australia and so they can actually go,
what's going to make this better. We're doing this for
the fans. Let's make the game better for the fans.
Whereas rugby is not thinking about its fans at all.
It does not give a fuck it neither has it
cares about the rules. It cares about protecting itself against
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something that's going to happen as their IRB sucks and
there's too many people in there. Too many cooks spoil
the broth and ugb spoiled broth. Yeah, because I've seen
some quite good. That French All Blacks game that was
a good game are so good when a riff gets
it where riff gets it right. Rugby can be good,
especially international rugby, but.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
All right, oh shit.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
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