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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hurdarchy Breakfast. Get back to work and back on
site with Bunning's trade the best way to catch.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Up on what you missed The Hurchy Breakfast Radio Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Welcome on to the Hidarchy Breakfast, Tuesday, the third of
February twenty twenty six. My names Jimmy Wells.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Nice, good morning, Jeremy Wells. How am a good story?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Thank you? Ruder look, God bless his soul has brought
on some curroles y.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
You could probably smell those three wireless this morning. The
girls are they are pungent? Men?

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Are they methylated pestiles?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
This is what they are.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
The Ruda lived on them.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
I swear by them. I swear by them. The other
day I was having one when I had to sing
a song and Jerry came in and he said, you've
got an injury or something. I was like, no, why,
and he said, it smells like a changing grooms here,
like you're rubbing liniments.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
It smells like tiger barb and tiger barn for the
tonsorts is what they are, enhanced freshness with pillow packed technology.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Can you eat that stuff that tiger barm? No? No,
my name alled to me.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
This has got menthol, oil of eucalyptus, oil of HIPMNT,
oil of pine, oil of lindseeed, tincture of benzoin.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
I think of the teamsure of benzoin and that under there.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, that's just stuff of Ben's wing.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Tell this huge show coming up, Jerry. You have got
a bunch of correspondents that was sent to you from
your old have our Newsboy days. I'm looking forward to
getting into that. Plus Sam Ruth has just broken all
sorts of records, the sixteen year old Sprinter. He's going
to be joining us on the show as well. Plast
it's Tuesday Lame playing for fame.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Oh yes, big show coming up, looking forward to it.
Welcome along, Jerry.

Speaker 5 (01:33):
And then the Hodichy Breakfast Jennie.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Wahle's I've Got a Song and a Hurdocke Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
I feel like that was on a carriad was it?

Speaker 3 (01:41):
But it was yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:42):
You ever remember there was on a Mars the air
perhaps I think it was a Mars Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
That was the same time as the Mitsubushi got the
music and.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
You ad yeah. And right around the time was that
Nissan got k by the Tuts. They were trying to
promote us thing as well.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
That's right, Yeah, it was our playlist. Really, you're right,
it's ended up on Pretty It's on every bloody car
out in the world. But those are three great songs
to be driving along term.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, they are. I don't know. I've always thought if
a favor wrote a hit song and it's coming, I
don't think I would ever sell it to an AD
because you know, sometimes you become more associated with the
ad than you do with the song itself, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yeah, Well, there was a time when selling out was
particularly uncol yeah, in the nineties, but I think nowadays
everyone just goes, wow, the song's everywhere anyway, Nobody cares
if he sell out today.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
But wouldn't it suck to just be like, oh, you're
the guy that made the Masda song. You know what
I mean? This is no, you don't care.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
No, I would not care. Because success. Let's say you've
got this middle of the road shadd for one of
a better term that no one's really heard, and then
suddenly it's on an AD and then suddenly everyone starts
streaming you. People want to come and watch you.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Success breed success. That's a good point, but I don't
know if people are just like, you know what. I
was watching that mad ad the other day. Do you
know those guys are playing at the Pouse on this weekend?
You're going to see the mass are you know?

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah? I suppose I wonder how much because that music
and new song, I mean, nobody cares about that. Nobody,
I nebody even knew what that song was became famous
because of the because of the song. They must have
been paid millions for that.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
It feels like we should do a top five songs
that were on ads.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Yeah, that down.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
There's one recently that was on a cafe's head. I
feel like there was a good shit song recently that
was getting about as well. I don't know. To me,
it's probably it's just my musical integrity, But I just
don't think. I don't think I could sell out, you
know what I mean. It's all about the music to me.
I'm speaking of the music. Jerry hows your voice. You
have early on set laryngitis.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Yeah, it's what you describe as a night laryngitis. So
it just seems to come on when the sun goes
down and then when the sun comes to the sun
hasn't come back up yet, so it's still operating. Yeah,
as soon as the son comes up, it's like vitamin
D gets in there and then it just disappears.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Is that right? Have you seen this story on lad
Bible Australia signs of throat cancer is dead shocked to
discover the oral six caused them to develop it?

Speaker 5 (04:08):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Is that right?

Speaker 1 (04:09):
That's right? And I saw that and I thought, I
think I know what Jerry's no.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Well, both Chelsy and I have gone down with it.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Excuse me, you've done that with it.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Both of us have gone down with it. And Chelsie's
got this thing. Talking to Mashara sixteen year od about
it last night. She goes, oh, yeah, and then you'll
be like, okay, how long are we going to have
to wait? And then you wait like ten seconds and
she goes, bike, I'm not joking. And it goes on

(04:44):
and on and on and city are you going to
sleep in that tonight? You're going to sleep in the
same room as that? Are you going to sleep in
another room? I'm like, oh, I'll sleep in the same
room as that. And then all night it was like
it's like do it quickly? What do you do with

(05:04):
the slow thing.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
You think that, Jerry. But while we was slagging them
off my message, who wants and when she gets sick
and that's all night. And I'm sure if you got
them on the show, they would know what our noises were.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
But just that is a hilarious noise. That's quite huge.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah, kind of if it just happens once. You know,
she's having a drink that goes down the wrong things
you get. That's kind of cute. Now when she's got
whatever the hell that cold was that was going around
last year, that went for about four months, and she's
doing that all night every night and starts to haunt
your dreams.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
I'd swape your any day of the week.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
That one also kills your voice. Once you're doing that,
that's how you lose your voice. Is doing that, she's.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Lost her voice. She's lost her voice. She's about to
lose your partner to.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Actually, this song kind of goes.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
We were talking about TV shows, what happened.

Speaker 5 (06:11):
Jerry and Mania, the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
It's just been doing a little bit of research about
the new radical song that featured on the Mitsubishi ad
this one, and I saying he wouldn't sell out, and
he wrote a hit song that an AD campaign came after.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
When I write a hit song that NATA campaign is
going to come after it, I just I wouldn't want
it to be associated with an ad or a company.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
You know what I mean? Okay, what if I waived
a five hundred thousand dollars check in your face? Man,
why would you then sell your ad to Mitsubishi? Your
your song, don't split it with the other band member.
The situation of the New Radicals that were two songwriters,
So just turn out of fifty thousand dollars cash each.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
I'm in there we go, oh bag it for holding.
Then I'm in and I'm in a commodore and then
we're good.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
I was just reading about that particular song because their
album Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too, it's quite well. It
actually ended up with a sticker on the outside of
it that said this is the album that's got the
song from the Mitsubishi.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Okay, so that actually because when you said that before it,
I was like, how often does that actually drive sales
that people like, Oh, it's the Mitsubishes are Apparently it does.
It worked for them, and so on top of getting
the five hundred thousand dollars check from Mitsubishi, conceivably that
it probably sold a few more albums as well.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Yeah, I mean the other thing is that it was
actually an original ad in the US, and then the
Australian and New Zealand territories from Mitsubishi piggybacked off the back.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Of it, So it was called checks cut then.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
And what that's also that's for one year, don't forget.
So that would have been licen. That's five hundred thousand
dollars for a year.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Oh, that was definitely on for longer than a year.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yeah, exactly, so the rollovers and it's generally one hundred
percent rollover and yeah, so that's quite a lot of
money that was coming in.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
That is a lot, you know what. I actually did
an ad for way less than that, and so yeah,
so five thousand, one hundred percent of that. You know. Well,
there's one in front of us here, the Hierarchy Briekfast
Show and the Hierarchy Big Show. I've both put radio
shows on vinyl. Now, do ads ever pick up, you know,
like radio clips and use those to drive sales? Like

(08:25):
could we? Potentially it would be a first clip that's well,
another pointless world first for radio Head.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Yeah. What about the tout song, the.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Great Song?

Speaker 3 (08:38):
I know these guys.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
Living in some flash houses, are they?

Speaker 3 (08:45):
I don't know that.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
For a while there this wasn't on Spotify, I believe,
but it is now.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Oh good?

Speaker 1 (08:54):
What was this song?

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Was this?

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Mars there?

Speaker 3 (08:57):
I think you're right. I think it was a nice
line that you're running there on Masda, the Masda Mars
Da like Adidas Suberu. Yeah so, I think for five
hundred thousand dollars it's a tech tach tap.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
I'd probably do it for Les. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
Jerry in the Night, The Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
The History of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Timaru two Day is the third of February twenty twenty six,
and on this day in nineteen fifty nine, the Day
the Music Died. After a concert in Iowa, Buddy Holly,
Richard Vallens and the Big boppern Too Soon boarded a
small plane to their next show. Minutes after take off,
a crashed and a snowstorm, killing everyone on board. The

(09:42):
tragedy became known as the Day the Music Died a fraid,
a phrase made famous in Don McLean's American Pie.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
Day.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
But it didn't really did it. That's still going. Music,
Music's still going. So don got that wrong.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Richie Villains was eighteen years old, seventeen years old when he, oh.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Yeah, shoot check married buddy. Holy Richie Villains the big Bopper.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
If only well, I think you're marrying the big Bopper,
aren't you.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
No, I shoot the big Bopper.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
You shooting the big Bopper?

Speaker 4 (10:14):
I shag Ritchie, Mary Buddy.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
I'd oh, you know what, Actually, I'm marrying the big
buper as well. You shoot the big Bopper.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
I think I would shoot the big Bopper all.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Right, because I heard you it was a.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Bit big for me. I'm not going to share him,
that's for sure.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
You're not shagging the big Bomber. Those days are behind you.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
It's about plus size for mine.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
The way he comes into the bedroom with a hello baby,
I get that.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
He was annoying the big Bopper.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
I thought.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Anyway, Richie Villains, though, you'd definitely share him.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Even now, I, oh, well, not in his current state.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
I'm not something in to sicko.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Take three four three shoot check Mary Buddy. Holly Rick
goings the Big bumpet on this day in nineteen fifty six,
New Zealand finally won their first ever Test match. It
came in their forty sixth attempt after more than twenty
five years of trying, playing in the West Indies and Eden.
Playing against the West Indies at Eden Park, heroes were
Bert Suckliffe, who scored one hundred and forty five and

(11:18):
John Reed who added eighty four. With support from Bob
Bleair and the bowlers, the Black hap sealed a famous victory.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Bob Blair and the bowlers. Are they they went on
the David Music died.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
No, they weren't. They were on a different flight. That's
a fly. What do you call it? Not public? Not private?

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Oh yeah, right, I see what he's saying. Yeah, commercial
commu commercial David cricket.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
The David Cricket died. After decades of losses and draws,
New Zealand finally had its first win and history was
made of Eden Parker.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
More remarkable really, nineteen fifty.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
I mean, how long are you going to keep trying
for before you finally get a Test victory?

Speaker 3 (11:52):
And then I think we won another one for another
sort of twenty years or something.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
So we just played like that for twenty years just
toiling away.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Didn't beat in England until nineteen seventy eight, losing absolutely everything,
and then we beat the Wendy so who were about
twenty years away from Dehyday, where they didn't lose again
for ten years.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
I think there was a forty from memory, I think
there was a forty series and they had killed us
in the first three and then they just got on
it and lost the last one. Oh so it was
three one.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
This year and this is where our reputation as did
rubber Specialist was born precisely. This is this is something
that we've always prided ourselves on birthdays. Happy birthday to
Warwick Davis. The British actors stole scenes in Star Wars,
Willow and the Harry Potter film.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Where did he touch on goblins?

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Famous Harry Potter? He buried the elf.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Yes, it brought me here.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
You are very unusual, is it?

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Did he steal them? What did he do with them?

Speaker 1 (12:48):
He flogged them on trade me one of the most
recognizable performers in fantasy cinema and a huge advocate for
disability representation on screen.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Well, at least he didn't sell them on Facebook marketplace.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Now, who was he in Star Wars. That's the was he?

Speaker 3 (13:01):
Who was he? Full stop? I can't think of who
he was?

Speaker 1 (13:03):
And you know, Willow, you don't remember.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
It's one of those things that once you see him, Jerry,
you will you will know who You'll be like, oh yeah, that.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Guy will kill you to put a photo over him.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
And this guy, this guy here, if I if I
bring that up over on the screen here, Jerry, can
you see that? And then you're suddenly like, oh, I
know that guy copies excepting that's not accepting.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
This is great radio.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
He's just accepting all the cookies. Never seen that guy.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Before, but I've accepted some cookies in my time.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
What about this guy? Gerard p K former Barcelona and
Spain defender, World Cup winner and for years better known
off the pitch as Shakira's partner, one of football's most decorated.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Center backs of the modern era. I never heard of him.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
You've never heard of her either, No, Shakira.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
Have you heard of her? Yeah? I know Shakira. It
was her birthday yesterday or the day before, wasn't it?

Speaker 1 (13:54):
It was John's text through did Warwick Davis play in Ewok?
You're thinking I might have.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
What you played an ewok. Seriously, I'm I'm pretty sure
he played these cares.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
We didn't play Mini me though.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
His birthday lit all deer. Respect to Warwick Davis.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
All right, we need to go to some answer that
Jerry can accept some cookies and google Warwick Davis. And
that is the history of yesterday. Today, It's Moorrow Tomorrow
for Tuesday, the third of February twenty twenty.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
Six, Jerry Andman nine the Hodiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Time for your latest sport headlines. Thanks to export Ultra
the beer for Here, a New Zealand trio could share
the start line of the men's mile at the Glasgow
Commonwealth Games. Sixteen year old Sam Ruth has burst into
the conversation with his national record time in indoor meat
in Boston. Sam Tanner is also likely for selection, as

(14:47):
is a three thousand meters steeplechase world champion Jordi Beamish.
And we're actually going to be talking to Sam Ruth
just before nine o'clock.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
This morning looking forward to that. I mean, he just
broke so many records and not just like you know
when initially when I saw this headline, I was like,
oh yeah, he's broken the age group record whatever. Nah,
he's broken like open men's division records. Yeah, it's ridiculous.
The sky is the limit for this kid.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
Yeah. And he's the pedigree the breeding.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Yeah. I mean if a rugby field was fifteen hundred
meters long, you know, he'd be your first pert.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
Good and then imagine it. And another into Australia's pace
attack at Cricket's T twenty World Cup with news Josh
Hazlewood will miss the early stages with hamstring and achilles
ten and she hasn't been pay much and he hasn't.
Fellow quick Pat Cummins has already been ruled out. Sewn
Abbott's been called in as a traveling reserve.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
This is all good stuff in New Zealand if we
were to come up against them. But yeah, you don't
want to mess with the achilles. I love in constant
fear of an achilles injury.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
Apparently it's like being shot when it goes bad.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yeah, I've heard one at I've heard one in a
netball court before. I had no idea what the hell
it was. And the woman it happened to she had
no idea what happened either. She thought someone had kicked
her in the back of the league. Yeah, terrifying.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
An American box said RL Miller has given the phrase
let your hair down a new meaning after his two
pay was knocked loose during a fight in New York's
Medicine Square Garden.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
I've never seen something like that. Miller's taking his head.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Miller went on to win the belt over Kingsley eBay
and by what was described as a split here decision.
Come on, Oh god, is this real? Thirty seven year
olds says the rug was needed because he mistook some
ammonium bleach for shampooed his mum's hound.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
No, he didn't. Have you seen the video of this.
So he's running a two pay, which you know where
he's got the fry attack around the side shaved top
and then he's slapped the two pay on there and
he got uppercuttered so hard that the two pay snapped
off his head. And then as the fight's going on,
he's getting belted around and the hears flapping about. Then
at the end of the gig, he just ripped the

(16:50):
thing off and threw it into the crowd. Is that bugger?
That's the end of it. That's the end of it.
How am I kidding?

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Well, it's a bit call the old two pay, but
I have seen a bit of stuff on soci mid
they are coming.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Back well apparently. I mean, I don't know. If I
don't know much about the two pair. I haven't looked
into them. But if I was getting punched on the
head for a job, I probably wouldn't go to the
two pay.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
No, I don't think. So there's always that moment, I
think as well, if nobody knows that you do have
the two pay, say dating, yeah, and then you take
the person back to your house and then they run
their hands for it.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
So let's just come up Jeremy Wells and the nice
to It, the Hurtarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
That's on a year again, Fellas. The top ten stolen
cars list has come out for you another year. And
I feel like this is one of those self fulfilling
prophecies because you post this list every year and then
the thieves among us, all right, here's my list of targets.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
Seems like the list is pretty similar every year, or
though there there is some movement.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Yeah, should we go through the top five?

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Yeah? Why not?

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Okay? In at number five, number five, the Twitter its
the bits. Yeah, it's a little hatch. It as a
little hatch. I will say that is a surprisingly utilitarian car.
It's got many many cup holders, major drives of vits around,
chrishchitch and he can sleep in that thing. He can

(18:11):
fit a bunch of stuff in the back and there's
about five cup holders in it.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
He making love on that thing.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
I think he's making love in that thing.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Really.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
The vits Hock too, its on that thing. Number four
it's the mess the Demio. Now that's a little bit
low to me because I thought that was the most
stolen car from a couple of years ago. But yeah,
the mes the DeMeo.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Yeah, the DeMeo is making its way down the last
I think as it becomes less and less popular.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yeah, I think so. It's a number three. The Santita.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
What's wrong with people while they still a tutta? Yeah?
Too many eyes in that? For me, it's tiid a well.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
I think with the Nissantita, it's so small that you
could actually physically lift it up and carry it away.
And I think that again, great bootspace in the Nasanita.
Number two, just by virtue of the fact that there's
so many of them in the country. The Twitter Corolla.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Still making the Corolla. Wow, that has worked so well
for Twitter, hasn't it?

Speaker 1 (19:01):
The Corolla?

Speaker 3 (19:02):
The Corolla? I mean, what is a Corolla? What was
a Corolla before it was a Corolla?

Speaker 1 (19:07):
I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Was that a made up Italian word? Have you owned
a Corolla? I have not owned a Corolla, a Camri.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
My parents have owned a Corolla. I own a Prius currently,
which is not on the top ten.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
Lest thing you Yeah, I've just realized that I did
not know what car you drive.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
I'm driving around in the thing because I am so
frugal and cheap that I love just been every time
I put petrol on that thing, I'm just like.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
Yes, you make a love on that thing.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
Not for a while.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
But have you christ what what does it?

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Customer you have at your age?

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Why are you tagging on this through that's disgusting?

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Well, I'm just disgusted. It's kind of like, you know,
smelling your own farts.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
Have done it.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
It's disgusting, but at the same time intriguing.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
How much does the customer their thingup?

Speaker 4 (19:52):
About eighty bucks? But man, that'll get me eight hundred
and just a few kilometers.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
What's it a couple of weeks?

Speaker 4 (19:58):
Yeah, it's good.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
You're running a bit uber on the side.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
I have thought about it.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
Is that white?

Speaker 4 (20:08):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (20:08):
Is it white?

Speaker 4 (20:09):
It's dark blue? Oh, dark blue?

Speaker 1 (20:13):
The seventh gross number one, the number one, the most
stolen car in the world is the Tweter Aqua. There
you go, graduates, you've had a Tweter aquad?

Speaker 3 (20:22):
You never had an aqua? Interesting one because obviously means water.
Why is it a water? Tweter water?

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Look that I can't tell you what I can ask
you what after the show today, Shou're going to try
and jack a.

Speaker 5 (20:39):
Jerry and Mini the breakfast.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
What's on the front page of the Herald this morning minight?

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Well, it couldn't be anything other than the Epstein least.
Have you seen any of this stuff over the weekend.
So the American what do they call them, the Department
of Justice. They've been saying for the long stime. Oh yeah,
we'll release all the Epstein files, release all the Epstein files.
And then they don't.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
And then well the President's sort of involved, and somewhere
another certainly knew Jeffrey Epstein. I mean the footage of
him and Jeffrey Epstein hanging out of that club together
is so creepy. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
So over the weekend they released a bunch more stuff,
but a lot of it was redacted. So they released
thousands of pages of files and emails, and then heaps
of them are just like basically tinked out, so you
can't so like why at that point, why even release it?
A lot of them are like entire emails that are
just completely blacked out.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
I saw the interview that they released that was on
the news last night with him the guy saying, you know,
Jeffrey Epstein, yeah, something about are you the devil incarnate?
Oh yeah, and he said I've got a really good
mirror or something. It was a weird kind of a line,
and then he was trying to be clever.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
I think it's kind of becoming clearer that all of
the allegations and everything they said that they were doing,
there's exactly what was going on. Creep the guy is
but then also throwing every other famous person you've ever
heard of. And so while I was looking through for
your name, Jerry, other journalists were looking for other keys.

(22:06):
Because this is what we do in New Zealand, isn't
it once there's a massive news through We're always like,
what's the Kewi angle here? Well, give him a taste,
because we found out that Kiwis were managing Epstein's island.
Newly released US government files reveal a New Zealand couple
managed properties for convicted six offended Jeffrey Epstein, including his
famous island, during the period, prosecutors saying he was doing
all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
Oh wow, okay, so they ran as the airbnb's.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Yeah, they were running the airbnbs. They're doing the linen,
they were changing the towels and that kind of stuff. Okay,
that's right. I searched through came up with the names
more than eleven thousand times.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
Excuse me, eleven thousand in the Epstein files.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Eleven thousand times times? Was that like John and Kirsty,
you know, need to go and get the linen sorted
at the blah blah blah, the toilet needs to be changed.
Is that what they mean how they.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Mentioned, Yeah, that's exactly what it says. The document, sided
and the story do not allege the couple was involved
in any offending. It was just that they were running
the running the thing, Okay, so yeah, give my taste.
We finally found out kew we angle.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Yeah, there we go about time. That's our favorite thing
to do.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Was in New Zealand and we've done it. So keys
were managing the island. That's all they're doing. They're just
following the towels and that kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
But they do a good job. Mum.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
The lawns must have they were mentioned eleven thousand.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Times, maybe negatively. Yeah, those two keys get off their.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Ass eleven thousand times.

Speaker 5 (23:31):
Jerry and Minni the hold I key breakfast.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
So my elderly parents moving out of the home that
they have lived on for forty six years. Wow, they
have bought another house in an apartment and they moved
in there. They're all moved on. That's all fine. They're
taking everything out of the house they need to. They've
been in there for like a couple of months. But
unfortunately they're selling their house and so their house needs
to be clear out of the ground, raised to the

(23:56):
ground and then staged. Insult. So they're too old to
do it themselves. They are trying, but they can't do it.

Speaker 6 (24:05):
No.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Look, and anytime you can get someone else to do
with that kind of stuff, you shit, move in the house,
pay movers if you.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Can, well, totally, it sucks totally. But in this situation
because there's so much stuff, forty six years of accumulation,
forty six and essentially my mother is a she's a
very organized horder, That's how I describe her. And she's
always been incredibly proud about how much storage her houses

(24:34):
that she's lived in have had.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
And what better way to show that offen by storing heaps.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Of shit That woman can store, Yeah, like she can store.
She thinks more about storage than any other If you
had like a percentage of pie chat with her brain,
storage would be at least twenty percent. Really yeap. What
she's storing In the rest of it, there's nitball, there's
a lot of knitball.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
The main children, the most humiliar stories of your childhood.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
There's a bit of.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
That how to push your buttons, Leighton Smith.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
You know, so there's a decent it's an interesting it's
an interesting part chat, Lenny Smith.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
It must make you feel so good. I'm just imagining
you coming home in your late forties and you're like,
remember that thing that I had when I was ten.
Imagine the pride she would take if she's like, I've
actually got it in this cupboard over here, Like she
would feel so good that everything that she's done with
the storage and keeping this stuff finally paid off.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
She's now just realizing it's a giant albatros surrounding. Okay, yeah,
I mean there's blazes, there's school uniforms she's kept, like, yeah, yeah,
everything going back from like you know, first of a
school uniform.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
What are you ever going to do with it?

Speaker 3 (25:41):
This is the well, this is what happens. Nothing, Yeah,
you just it just becomes a problem at some point.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah, I think about this. This is such a common occurrence,
and it's like the memories are in your head, they're
not in the jersey, you.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
Know, precisely. But the problem is when you're dealing as
well with an eighty year old who's moving out. It's
emotional moving out of their home. Yeah, because really you're saying, right,
this is the end of your life, and so that
is what you're doing. You're saying that, you know, this
is a whole this is.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
All of your whipped the bars off, you know what
I mean, you're doing that.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
She's she's smart enough to know that this is what's
really happening, And so you're saying, not only not only
is this the end of your life, all of this
memory that you have is worth nothing. That's what you're
basically saying. So you can't do that. You can't do that.
It's too much anyway, let alone to say to her, God,
what do you keep all this rubbish? You know it's anyway.

(26:32):
So amongst all of the stuff, I mean the other
day when I was going through it, so there's a
bucket of old tennis balls. And I'm not joking. Some
of them are older than you. Some of them have
been chewed by dogs. She's kip, she's kiping them. And
I went, okay, well these can go and these can
go on this cap and she's like, no, I'll give
this to a school. I'm like, I don't think a

(26:53):
school wants.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Thirty eight year old tennis balls.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Less you put, I don't think school wants every single
tennis ball is definitely older than Zoe.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Yeah, I mean, but back when they were made, it
was probably pretty hard to come across the tennismall. So
I hold under this someone will want those.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
She's got like a plethora of pointless or ornamental plates
designed to be hung on walls. Do you remember the
plates that are like warhead kind of why would you
even have those? There were I found a forty five
centimeter bronze statue of Michael Jones scoring a try that
wasted thirteen kg's.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
Forty five that's heavy so here.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
I could hardly lift it.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Bring it in here?

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Do you want me to I reckon it? Yeah? I
got to go. Goodness. Yeah, we're trying to get rid
of it because no one else wants it. There is
there was a yesterday I came across an entire cupboard
full of rags and I'm like, okay, well these are
clearly going in a clean sect. And she's like, no, no,
these are useful. I was like, no, no, these are
not These are not you She'll use those one day.
And and there were fifteen boxers in the attic. There's

(27:56):
fifteen boxes of important family documents spanning four generations.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Yeah that no government organization will ever ask her for
to prove anything among those, though. I also see you've
brought a few and you've found a few documents that
were correspondence from the old have her newsboys show?

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Yeah, so that's the other thing she kept because I
kept a whole lot of letters because we used to
get like five letters a day from fans back in
the nineties. Yeah, and they were quite weird and some
of them quite funny. So I kind of kept them
at the time because I thought, oh, one day these
might be quite entertaining, and so she kept I kept them,
and then she I must have moved home at some

(28:33):
stage and she kept them. So I've brought on some
stuff that I want to share.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Yes see, And you know what, she was right to
hold onto those, because we're going to get about half
an hour out of our radio show with this.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Jerry and Mania joined the Complays the Hidaki Breakfast discussion
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Speaker 5 (28:50):
Jerry and the Night the Hiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Some of my parents out of the house that they've
been living in for forty six years. And my mum's
a bit of a horder. She collects stuff. She's very
sentimental person. And a box. I came across a box
yesterday in the attic and I had my name on
the outside of it, and so I opened it up
and sure enough, it's fan mail that I actually kept

(29:15):
in a draw or I just sort of put away
during the early days of havoc. Yeah, this is in
like nineteen ninety seven, nineteen ninety eight, ninety ninety nine,
men the old have O were doing a show on
MTV and then TV two, traveling around the country see
all sorts of different shows. And in those days, people
it was just spanning a time, a moment in time

(29:38):
where email wasn't really a thing. Certainly when we first started,
there's a couple of people that were sending emails, but
very few. There was no texting. No, there was no texting,
and people would send faxes if you had access to
a fax machine, but most people didn't. A lot of letters, yes,
handwritten letters, and then later on foxes, I've got un

(30:00):
necessary later on emails.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
I've got one of each of the three. In fact,
I've got a handwritten letter. Here, this is a fax,
and then this one here is an email.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
Yeah, we used to receive like probably five bits of
correspondence a day. I'm going to say, really like lots
of people. Well, people didn't have social media, so they
didn't have any way of communicating with each other. If
it wasn't either on the phone or via a letter
or facts.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
People would also ring up TVNSZ about your show in particular,
and complain as well, wouldn't they.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
That's where people complained in those days. They didn't complain
on social media.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Yeah, well that's a good thing, because you know, people
can text us, they can message us, they can call us,
they can jump on the conclave. And it's much easier
to slag someone off when you're just writing a text
versus getting out a pen and paper and taking that down.
You have to still be angry on the drive down
to the post office to send it it at ete

(30:55):
mail or as you can just snap off a bit
of a trial from your phone.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
Yeah, you got to pay a dollar for it now, Yeah,
but you know you got to by gone by a
stamp and lick that stamp.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Oh about two dollars, as we found the other day.
Should I read some of this correspondence? Yeah, okay, this
is this one's a handwritten letter, dear Haavoc, so straight
up to men, not addressed to you. I'm a twelve
year old boy and I reckon I'm perfect for the
part of Mikey and the Havoc movie. I can do
the gammy league and I've got the looks just like Mikey,

(31:24):
please wrang or write me on blah blah blah blah
blah or Moyer Street, munga fire from Patrick cullenan ps,
good show and Tuesday, Love your Collen and a twelve
year old If you're listening right now, give us a
cool pick.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Yeah, so twelve, what was that nine? So he would
now be he was born in probably eighty eight, so
he'd be just about he'd be forty.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Yeah, he loved the show.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
And here's some here's something that I kept and I
know why I kept it now Mikey and Newsboy, Hi
we are. We're two Nelson Knights and loving it stoned
every day. We live in HQ, which is primo. The
pot's awesome and heaps of women are hot too. Come

(32:09):
visit us sometime out there, way out there, Fred Young
and Taz dog Ps will have to have a session
quote for the day. Oh yeah, okay, that's discussed.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
I can't read that last night.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
I can't read that last night. But we used to
get a lot of Stone corresponding. Yeah, people writing letters
to us Stone.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
There's a drawing of a Mariana Lee from here as well.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
It was like yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Too, Mikey and News. This is a fax that has
been sent through a toad A. How's it going. We've
been watching since the first show on MTV, and we'd
like to say a big thank you. You guys have
the best show on TV. After watching the first Havoc
Deluxe two thousand last week, we thought that Ben Harper
could have done a bloody good hm face a confessor

(33:01):
a KHMFUSSA. Could you please see if you could make
him do one? That would be great? Also, could we
please see the guide on how to do the Gammi
League because it gives us the giggles.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
A lot of chat about the Gammy League.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Keep it up and give it shit from Sarah and
Daniel Morrinsville.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Gimmy leg.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
What was the gammy Jami League?

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Was a thing that the older Havo could do where
he walked and sort of that he would sort of
hop at the same time. And because you know, when
you're growing up in the seventies and eighties, it was
always a dude that had sort of gammy something wrong,
like just a gammy leg. And I think he at
one stage so many people ask him about the Gami
League that he ended up doing a tutorial like a

(33:37):
five minute tutorial on the show about how to do it.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Dearest Havoc Newsbook, we are now into the email era.
This one is dated September seventeenth, nineteen ninety nine. Hello,
how are you both doing? I'm very well, thank you,
and hope that when you receive this you're also having
a super groovy day. I'm so sure that you get
tones and tones of these emails and that you read
every single one. So good on you boys. As a
young eighteen year old female in the nineties, I found

(34:02):
I find your show entertaining, amusing, interesting and completely lovable.
You inspur the New Zealand's youth to do more and
be proud. Newsboy. I think that you're a great normal
person and you always remain calm and cool when our
dear friend Havoc has one of his moments. All in
good fun though. Ps I love to hear well done
what we were running in ninety nine. Ben A Frosted

(34:24):
tips Havoc. You're wonderful, great, outgoing and scary at times.
You have the greatest ideas and off the wallway about you. Ps.
I love you. Here too has a certain freedom and
its own right well, I'm very proud of you both.
You have charmed me and now I'm hooked. So catch
you on New Zealand season two. Be good, keep smiling, Sam.
It's it's it's.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
You have in my hands. Something else which I want
to talk about.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
Next, Jerry and Midnight the Hot I keep Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Found a box as I was moving my parents out
of their house that they've been learning for a long time,
and it had a lot of stuff from the past
and it was weird. When you start going through it
really takes you back to a completely different time.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Yeah, we're just reading through some of the correspondence that
was mailed through to you while you were doing the
old Havacan Newsboy show, a bunch of letters, emails and
faxes as well.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
We were seeing all sorts of things. And I want
to hold a pier.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
Of Wow Girls.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Panties up for the team, which I've brought into the studio.
This is this is one of quite a few piers
of pandies which seem to feature in that particular box.
All right, for a couple.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Of points straight off, I'll describe them for you. They
are they are white, full coverage, they have pink love
hearts on them. They look relatively new, and there's a
piece of paper stapled to the front right where you
were here.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
So interestingly they've been brought from Rendell's. Okay, and that
part of I think a three pack three for ten dollars.
These ones here so all interesting. That small what was
small back in nineteen ninety nine is not small anymore.
I could just I think you could give comfortably here.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
I could comfortably fit into those. So those got sent
to you, and your mom thought, oh great, I'll box
those up. He might want those, Like what are you.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
Thinking, mam? Well? What was I mean? Why did I
keep them?

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Did they come? Did they come with a letter?

Speaker 3 (36:25):
But because there was so many letters in this box,
I haven't gone through all of the letters yet, but
they definitely came. That was a thing in the nineties.
You would send pennies to people that you fancied. Like
back in the day, musicians would be up on stage
and people throw throw bras and pennies at them.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Have you lost our way as a country because during
you know, a year and a month of doing this show,
we've never been send a single pair of underwear, male
or female.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
No, No one wheners the last time someone got seen
a pair of panties in the mail.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Yeah, I couldn't think of one.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
I remember Paul Homes of course, when he split up
with his partner he Nailder and ended up having an
affair with one of the people that was working with him.
Very famously he wrote about it in his book. She
went out to lunch with them and went to the
toilet and then came back with her pennies in her
hand and sort of passed them to them under the table.
It's known as the petty handshake. So and broadcasting, there

(37:22):
was a lot of petty transfer going on.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Yeah, right, sort of fallen by the wayside in more
recent times, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
And I don't think that's a bad thing necessarily. I
mean these ones, I gonna say, these are not soiled. No,
you know, they haven't been worn.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
They've still got the tag on them.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
They've still got the tag on them. And even though
they are slightly dirty, now that they've been sitting in
a box for what nearly thirty years, they isn't that weird?

Speaker 1 (37:44):
But yeah, we'd love to hear from someone out there
if anyone knows anyone who's ever sent Jerry a pair
of their underwear or sent anyone a pair of their
under We didn't touch it. Yeah, send us a letter
or facts.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
And one other thing that I found that I wanted
to share was one broadcasting standards complaint that I don't care.
And this is entitled penis stapling ruled okay on New
Zealand television. This is the dominion a New Zealand television
decency watchdog, which is the Broadcasting Center Authority, today ruled
that footage showing a man stapling his penis to a

(38:15):
crucifix and setting it alight did not breach its good
taste rules should Broadcasting Centers Authority says the ruling the
stunt was unusual in macab but the edited video footage
showing on state owned television New Zealand's hav Ac two
thousand de lux show just avoided breaking broadcasting good taste boundaries.
Television New Zealand's currently under fairs attack from Prime Minster

(38:36):
Helen Clark, who accuses it of being ratings driven. Two
people complained about the clips on the show, which saw
a Cross Church student Thomas Henry, win five hundred dollars
cash and a five hundred dollar barteb last year in
christ Church with a how far will You Go? Promotion?
He stapled his penis to across eighteen times with an
industrial strength stapler before dousing it with cigarette light of

(38:58):
fluid and setting it alive before a video camera. TV
and Z then showed that on the Havoc Show.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Five hundred bucks?

Speaker 3 (39:06):
Was it five hundred bucks and a five hundred dollar bar? Tap?

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Well, we get a hundred bucks for grabs Later on,
with its academic no states were required or the field
level inclined. Go for it, Sam sticks three on three
four through I can summer three day jocks two boards
with a few stains beyond here.

Speaker 5 (39:20):
Gather it, Jerry and Mini the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
I love in Auckland. I live in Ponsonby. So every
now and then you see some things that are very
very interesting. This text here east that I saw the
most ponsonb thing I've ever seen in my life. This
text did you see Matthew Ridge on his BMX home
myth riding down Ponts be read again? I didn't you?
That was not what I saw. I think this is.

(39:47):
I think this is even more Ponsonb than that. So
I'm riding down Ponsonby Road. It's reasonably busy, and I'm
coming towards the end and there seems to be some
cars that seem to be stopped in front of me.
There's this there's a a buffle going on. I was like, well,
come on, move through. I was just about to get
on the horn, so come on, keep it movent very
pun yeah, And and then I'm like, this must be

(40:08):
maybe something on the road. And then it's like the
traffic all of a sudden comes to a whole. I
can hear this siren in the background, and a look
in front of me, and a police car swings up
and swings in front of me, and there is a
and then out from behind one of the cars comes a.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
It's either a b sho on freeze or a poodle Pomeranium.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
It's with a with a it's got a it's got
a lead, but it's got off it's lead. It's got
the leader. It's it's walking across itself the road and
it's in amongst traffic, and it's got a lead, and
it's it's kind of freaked out and it's running around
and and it's stopped ponds me road. Both sides two

(40:53):
lanes each side. The police have emerged. The police hop
out of the car.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Someone called the cops on this.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
Well, I think the cops must have just been driving along.
Some people got on their horn because they, like me,
thought what's going on?

Speaker 1 (41:07):
This is an outrage.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
And then you see what must be the owner of
the poodle, who's wearing a pair of red reading glasses
like designer red glass and some leopard print top. And
they are then in a panic pursuing this poodle across
the road and the poodles it's freaked, it's off, it's

(41:30):
not going back to the owner. The cops are out.
It's a complete Fiesco yep, and everything's being stopped on
a out of controlled poodle.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
That is the most ponds of me thing I've ever heard.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
I thought to myself, this is peak, this is peak
ponds of me right here.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
Did you see the result of it? Was the poodle recaptured.
What happened with the lady with the red glasses?

Speaker 3 (41:51):
I would love to know, And I mean I'm disappointed.
I wanted to film it because I was driving. I
just can't quite get myself and organized because that thing
that would have if I put send that through to
the Herald. That would have been outrage and it would
have been top of the top of the algorithm for
some days of.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
It would have been front page news and we could
have done with the exposure for the show as well, Jerry.
So it's a little disappointed in you. Yeah, this must
be one of those did you think when you saw that,
we were like, God, damn it. We were doing so
well as a suburb a lot of allegations and now
we've done that.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
It just d one person. God, what a person to
ruin the whole thing.

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The lines are open. We go to line three where
we find John. Good morning, John, how are we lad? Good?
Thank you mate?

Speaker 7 (43:16):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (43:17):
What? What school did you attend?

Speaker 3 (43:20):
Ah?

Speaker 8 (43:20):
We just say Pat silver Stream and Mackenzie College down
your way?

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Oh, which one would you like to represent? I suppose
it depends if you went or not. Mackenzie College, McKenzie
all right, key, beautiful part of the country.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
St. Pat's Silver Stream always loomed large over any kids
quiz show when I was growing up. Really yeah, I
remember thinking, what an interesting that? Because silver Stream, when
you don't live in Wellington or know anything about Wellington,
such an unusual idea. What is this stream? Native silver
or him Mercury.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
I think how many people were at Mackenzie College when
you went there? John?

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (43:57):
It was like intermedia and I think it might have
even been primary nearly. I think it was about three
fifty or a.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Proper area school. All right, mate, you know how this works?
Five questions? Is just going to get through. Right, you
can't pass, but we're not going to come back to
any that you pass on. So just have a stab
if you don't know.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
All right, John, good luck, here we go. What movie
is centered around a Jamaican bob sleigh team competing in
the nineteen eighty eight Winter Olympics running correct. Milan Borich
is the lead singer of what New Zealand band.

Speaker 8 (44:30):
Good Shared or whatever it is? Is?

Speaker 3 (44:31):
There no who has the most ODI wickets for New Zealand?
Daniel Tory correct? Los del Rio had what number one
hit in nineteen ninety three?

Speaker 8 (44:45):
Lost?

Speaker 3 (44:46):
Lost del Rio had what number one hit in nineteen
ninety three?

Speaker 9 (44:50):
Ah?

Speaker 5 (44:51):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (44:51):
Just go with who let the Dogs Out?

Speaker 3 (44:53):
And it was the Macarina. New Zealand couple Bryce and
Karen Gordon were named in What Files over the weekend
Hip Steam. Yeah, John, you did it on the last question,
bloody perfect.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Congratulations and Epstein's going to get McKenzie College onto the
leaderboard for its academic congratulations John Well deserved.

Speaker 8 (45:13):
Hey, thanks mate, appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
Alas with John Malam, Barracks is the lead singer of Pluto.
I realized I can say the answer now when they
get it wrong.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Yeah, Hey, we're learning a look at us. Jeez Mackensey
College Covered and glory off the back of the Epstein Files.

Speaker 5 (45:29):
Jerry and the Night, the Hodarchy breakfast.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
Time for lame claim to fame? He can taxt us
on three four three, Oh h Hodeki, No claim to
fame is too lame.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Case and point to this message here family friends with
Jeff Wilson's brother. Jeff Wilson came to visit when I
was fifteen, Very good, great gave a Crusaders player water
at electric ab and brackets flanker, do your own meth and.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
So they gave though they don't even know how do they.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Know that that was a CRUs They know who it was.
They're not going to dub that. He was absolutely steamed
and would not have remembered. Oh okay, how about this one.
I saw Chris Luxon run himself out yesterday to a
charity T twenty match taking a quick single.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
It doesn't surprise me. I've seen him play in a
number of media organized cricket events. I remember he went
on a trade mission to India and played a bit
of not backyard cricket in India. It's kind of like
street street cricket, and he just walgged across the lot.
He was really looking to try and smash these guys

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out of the park. And I was like, that's what
backyard cricket's about.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
First off, that's six and out even if you can
find it. Second off, if you want a long session
in the backyard, you don't tonk your nephew over caw
corner for six off the first ball. You know, you
for defensive mane that there's nothing there exactly, but don't punish.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
It and keep the ball on the ground. I have
under good authority as well that he actually had some
nets in preparation for that because he knew he was
going to be film. There's going to be a media event. Yep,
he got some coaching.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Is it racist to have a net session before going
to India? Another lame claimed to fame raise a race,
not me for a photo and ponzib in twenty sixteen.
I feel very vindicated the guy's he didn't use the
word guy. He may have been busy, Oh he definitely
was busy. Mitchell Hand has messaged and man I has
my trusted Old Banks Social Club card from Timaru and

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I would love that back.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
Please mate. What's that Mitchell hand?

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Yeah, so he came down to before the Black Clash.
We had a few beers before we went down to
the game, and he as a gift, he gave me
his Old Banks Social Club card. He got what's the
old Bank? The Old Bank's a pub down at tomorrow
and the Social club gets you discounts on points. Two
points on this first point, Mitchell Hand. His friends told

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me that his grandmother invented the hand job and it
was named after her.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
That's a good one.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
They named it Mitchell's grandma. Sory to Mitchell's grandmother if
she's listening, although we don't have a frequencyent tomorrow, so
we may not be. Second point, Jerry, is that card
has expired, right, so we'll not get me any discounts
at the Old back. Look much, You're more than welcome
to have a back. Another message through lame claims to fame,
presented the weather on Breakfast from a pack and save
lunch room. I don't know if that's lame. Is that lame?

Speaker 3 (48:19):
I think that's actually quite high level, so that must
have been back in the day, the same the weather
man days on Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
Thomas, Yes, presented the weather from a pack and save lunch.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
I worried. And he's not a weather presented Brayden.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Does he think he's the center for the Crusaders. I
know that my missus Mitt Jim Heckey here. He used
to go around schools and then they would I think
they would get like a school kid to present the weather.
I feel like she might have done that. She also
met Bill Clinton, which worries me. Another lame claim.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
In the Epstein Farm.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
I don't know. I need to have a look. Also,
busy looking up your name. Russell Coots looked at me
at Queenstown Airport yesterday, rights this message.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
Okay, wonder for how long?

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (49:03):
You know? Was it a long lingering stare or was
it just a glance thing.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
That stop staring at me? Sat behind Oen Frank's on
the plane to Fiji. He watched the twenty fifteen Rugby
World Cup final.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
F Well, they probably didn't review it, you know what
I mean. It might have been the first time he
had seen it. Yeah, because after he had played in it.
You're not exactly going to sit down and watch it
straight away, are you. And then they wouldn't review it
because it's like it was the end of the World Cup.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
So yeah, since and one last one here for now,
my barber has cut the hair of Jaspberry Boomera.

Speaker 4 (49:40):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
It's quite high level that lame.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
And winner of RuPaul's drag Race All Stars Trinity the Tuck. Okay,
I don't know if that message get cut off.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
I don't understand that.

Speaker 5 (49:52):
Jerry and Night, the Hurdiarchy, Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
Lame claims to fame are coming in Thick and Fast
gave Sam Can a calculator at to Dugger Boys when
he was accidentally putting a calculus class on his first day.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Accidentally put in he meant to be in math.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
With staffs and he ended up math with calp.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
What didn't you tell him you're in the wrong class
instead of giving him a bloody calculator and making him
try to figure it out?

Speaker 3 (50:15):
Hamers, She has text and I'm three four eight three.
I once got a photo with Steve Henson. I said
to him share, can I get a photo with you?
Which he replied, do me a favor. Mate, never called
me share every again. I'll go and see that.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Oh a little bit too familiar there, Oh sh he's
not your mate.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
Tim Alice says, my mother in law was Herald the
Giraffe at schools, but for the Life Education trust.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
You mean she was with Harold the Giraffe, because of
course Harold has Herald the Giraffe. That was a big
deal at my school. Whenever the Life Education truck showed up.
There was once a year and you're like, oh my god,
look at this. There's a bloody giraffe and there I know,
I know there is.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
It didn't work, they did it. They were telling us
to not take drugs and deals sorts of thing simply
didn't work for most. To my friends, the highlight was
definitely when Harold would pop out of the water. You
were just waiting for Harold to pop out of the wall.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Highlight to me was they had they had a mannequin
of a person's body where they could pull all of
the different organs and stuff out.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
All.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Yeah, I remember that, Yeah, I do.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
I remember them telling us not to take panadol. Really yeah,
so don't take you like you could take a panadat
if you got a headache or the other options. Have
a lie down and drink a glass of water.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Maybe they saw that the year before they told you
not to do drugs, and then they came back the
next year and they're like, oh, reverse psychology. He's done
heaps of drugs. We'll tell them not to do penant
on them.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
We have some. Let's go to the phones where Brent
is on the line. Morning Brent, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 7 (51:39):
Good morning.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
What's your name? Claim to phone.

Speaker 7 (51:42):
I got a photo Jane from neighbors at the grand
opening of the Countdown in Johnsonville.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
Jane, you mean okay, you mean plane Jane's super brain.
Was she in the plane Jane's super brain pace with
the glasses or had she taken the glasses off on
the shot at the stage and turned into the hobby
that she was.

Speaker 7 (52:05):
I wasn't. I wasn't that much of a fan, but
she didn't have any glasses in the photo.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Did you say you got a photo with her or
you just met her?

Speaker 7 (52:14):
No, No, I got a photo with her. It was
me and my friend. Like the cues to actually get
photos with her were massive, So I've been in the
queue for ages and my friend cut the cue and
he didn't hear them. So that can you please stop
putting your arms around her in the photo because she's
got sore shoulders, and so then when we sat down,
my friend sat next her and immediately put his arm

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around here, and they told of not sup in the
photo he looked really sheepish.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
Remember the details in those particular situations, isn't he? Thanks Brent. Yeah.
Missus Mangle was the other character that loomed particularly large
over neighbors. One of the most hated women in Australia.
I read an article about her the other day and
she played the Nell Mangle character who was so hated,
and she would walk places and people couldn't quite distinguish

(53:04):
that she was not actually Missus Manger. They would spit
on her and stuff.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Yes, happening to act as before. Heather's on the line
as well. Good morning, heither. What's your lame claim to fame?

Speaker 9 (53:14):
Radio hol Racky just as a station. Yeah, in the
seventies I used to listen to them when they were
on the boat out of New Zealand waters because they
weren't allowed to be on They meant to be online
so people could hear them. It was against the Lord
to listen to them.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
Okay, So your lame claim to fame is that you
are potentially the oldest listeners to radio Hurricke.

Speaker 9 (53:41):
Yeah, and I used to get hold of them just be.
I can't remember who it was I was talking to
on my father's Tebe radio.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Oh like the Walkie doggets Yeah, yeah, had.

Speaker 9 (53:51):
A big gariel outside in a CV radio and you'd
I'd get hold of them on what they call skit
if be so often they'd come over. You could listen
for them, and they'd come across on the boat radio
so you could speak to them.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Oh well, how did you know that you were speaking
to them and not like the coastguard or some random fisherman.

Speaker 9 (54:10):
Because they asked what kind of music I like to
listen to? And I don't think they'd do that.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
That's a good point. I don't think the coastguard asked that.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
Thanks here the thanks for your call. Here's Daniel who
says Russell Coots walked past me in Edinburgh once. He
didn't recognize me.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Okay, I can't imagine he would have.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
My cousin dated Sam the weather man before we made
the big time. Back then, he was just regular Sam.
I once had a carpa sish with Julian Savilla at
my house. My tongue was numb. By the end of it,
and Hayden says, ex All Black coach Wayne Smith bought
a wetsuit off my parents on trade me about ten

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years ago. Just recently found the poster. I got him
to sign.

Speaker 5 (54:53):
Jerry and Leni the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
I brought that song on cassette. We are in the
middle of la claim to fame. That's that's my lame
claim to fame. And they come in every week. We
think we might have found the bottom of this, we
might have found the end of the lame claims to fame,
but every week we're proven wrong.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
Turns out that every person who's listening has some kind
of lame claim to fame, and a.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Lot of people who listened last week have had something
lame happened to them between then and now. It's It's
sustainable fishery that takes on three four three. Former captain
now first Officers Scott Buttery taught me how to land
slash Rama tempole in an ATR.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
Scott Buttery, Yeah, I mean going back that that story.
There we were on our way down to commentator game
and napes once and Scott Buttery, Captain Scott Buttery was
striving flying our atr and man that he ran that
thing unto the ground hard like a tempig, like a
tent pig, And we talked about it sometime afterwards. It
turns out now he trains people to ram with him.

Speaker 4 (55:55):
He does flying as well.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
I believe. I think he is still find those ats.
Apparently you've got to ram the Yeah, this is the
way you got to do it.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Reported that in the Conclave the Herdackey Breakfast Facebook page.
So we'll get to that later on the shows. Well,
Lamb's just text it. And I met Dave Dobbin's dog
at the Grayland Park in two thousand and six.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Wow was Dave with the dog?

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Christ?

Speaker 3 (56:13):
I mean, what was it? Just roaming around by itself.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
I once met Billy Piper at a signing session it
sounds on Queen Street the CD shop. Went with three
other mates, one my good friend Josh. He asked us
to have his CD and poster signed to Josh. So
when I got to the front, I said, can you
sign it too, Daniel? He was furious.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
Great times, I reckon that would have been nineteen ninety nine.
And then when she came to New Zealand, I think
I interviewed it Billy Pipe, Berlly Piper.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
Yeah learned largs than she she really does, as the
sounds were the z it the CD store, Yeah, those
are the days.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
Maybe people were actually sold hard copies of music.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
You would go in and put the headphones on and
im press a button on the wall and it would
play you like clips of the songs to see if
you were going to spend twenty five bucks on a
CD with only one good song on it.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
Yeah. You used to love going to record stores though,
and you'd be flicking through the CDs. Oh it was
good time.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
And you see he got scratched. You get a gun
by the same CD again.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
You never hear that It's a good, good way to
make money, Wasn't it?

Speaker 1 (57:07):
Not a lame claim to fame. I almost got into
a first fight with Percy Montgomery and a Chroshier's nightclub.

Speaker 6 (57:12):
Right.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
My boyfriend had to drag me away. Ah, I'm Tunnel
Buddies with West Indian cricketer Andre Russell showed all Dre
Russ The Glue Buddies showed all eight lads I was
flating with at the time. A video he sent her
full Stark is playing a lullaby on his guitar grace
Ohe witnessed Tim nan I Williams performing a backflip at

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primary school. Oh yeah, this person was eight passengers behind
Chloe Swarbrook and an ear New Zealand flight last Thursday
and Wellington.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
Now that is lame.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
I lived in a similar vein. I let Sam Whitelock
merge in front of me in twenty twenty. I remember
it like it was yesterday.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
Good on you for doing that.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
I once arrived at a party we hit like a hole,
was socializing and my drunk friend announced that hole in
your head to hear right in front of booger.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
No, he wouldn't like that.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Blame claim to fame. I got punched the face by
has beats of Homebrew at one of their concerts. I've
shett in Graham Heart's toilet that is impressive. And one
last one for this Tuesday. I saw Mogi the Blue
Pearl at a pharmacy.

Speaker 5 (58:11):
Interesting Jerry and Midnight The hold Iarkey Breakfast Jerry and
Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
This was reading yesterday that the average human being falls
in love and during their lifetime on average, with three
people on average on average.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Okay, so there'd be a lot of people who sort
of fall in love once yep, and then a lot
of people have fall in love many, many, many, many times. Yeah,
that was very loud, but very loud from you, ruder.

Speaker 4 (58:42):
Well, sometimes you listen to a radio show and things
really hit for you.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
So you listen to radio shows and fall in love
with people on the radio show.

Speaker 4 (58:53):
And I mean sometimes, but I've been known as a
guy hopeless, falls in love quick, hopeless, romantic and hard.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
What do you reckon, Jerry? You'd be about three? Would
you three? Four?

Speaker 3 (59:07):
I'm going back. I'm going one.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Yep, yeah, sixteen.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
I reckon fifteen, fifteen for the first time, fifteen, twenty one. Three, Yeah,
I reckon three, three, three, Rudall.

Speaker 4 (59:26):
I have to start naming names. Number was one, yeah, two, three.
Then I got to university probably four, so three.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
So you don't probably need to yep.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Five, Oh jees correct, wow, Fritz seven three at school?
Now I just want to call if you were at school.

Speaker 4 (59:47):
Yeah, I was at school with these people who are
also at school at the same time.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
Two years. Are you married it or not?

Speaker 4 (59:52):
I mean you got a probably would probably go eight,
would be the first wife.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
Okay, say twelve, yep, but that's true love?

Speaker 5 (01:00:01):
Does it?

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
Does it count though, because we broke up at one
point and then we fell in love again. No, it's
the people that doesn't be out.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
Okay, not how many times?

Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
Well, we're probably looking. I'd have to write it down,
but I'd go ten to twelve, geez somewhere around that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
You're four?

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
What are you and I? How many of you? Jared?

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Do you do you count falling in love with the
same woman every day?

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
Okay, then probably just her In Sydney, Sweeny, Jerry and
Maniah catch.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
The radio show from six till ten weekdays, The Hurdarcky Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
Our next guest has just run the fastest ever mile
by a New Zealander, beating Sir John Walker's iconic record
set forty four years ago. He's also gone past Nick
Willis's national indoor mile record, and he's run the fastest
mile indoor or outdoor ever by an athlete under eighteen,

(01:00:55):
and he is only sixteen. Please welcome on the phone
from Boston and Sam Ruth. Sam, how are you going good?

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Thank you? How you I's going very well? Thanks Matte.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
Firstly, Sam, congratulations Wow, you now said, I see number
eleven all time globally for the indoor mile, a record
for the under eighteen indoor mile. Seriously, before you did
the race, what did you have for breakfast?

Speaker 6 (01:01:23):
No, well, I just keep it exactly the same. I
like having a nice rhythm, so I just had eggs
on toast, but I usually have.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
And nothing else. Just eggs on toast.

Speaker 6 (01:01:33):
Uh, eggs on toast and electro lights. Yeah, just an
at breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
And I understand you guys are getting stuck into the
Uber Eats tonight. What's the go to order?

Speaker 6 (01:01:44):
Well, it's kind of like lunch you dinner dome because
it's three o'clock. But we're just getting some dumplings into
the tie, which I'm so starving right now, so I'm
looking forward.

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
To so much. At what point in the race, Sam,
did you know that this was going to be your PB? Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:02:00):
I really couldn't even tell you. I probably as soon
as I went through eight hund meters, I was feeling
pretty comfortable and I was like, oh, this is probably
this is probably the race I'm going to PB. And
if I'm being honest, so probably about halfway I could
have guessed that I was going to PB, but anytime
before halfway it's really really hard to tell I reckon.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Yeah, because the we were watching the highlights of the
race this morning and the commentator I think was basically
before the backstraight, the commentator is going, if he can
just hold on to second, he might get a PB here.
But were you thinking about your own time or just
trying to roll the guy in front of you?

Speaker 7 (01:02:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:02:34):
So I went into the race with the slast PB
out of fourteen guys in the race or something like that.
So I was just last. There was fourteen of us,
all within six seconds. So I was just like, if
I go into this race with the hopes of winning it,
I can surely just run a fast time by doing that.
So yeah, my goal was kind of just to winner
and then the time will just come naturally. So yeah,
my goal was always rarely placement when I go into

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a race.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
So yeah, rather than you're maybe that makes sense, there's
the point of a racist, do want it?

Speaker 5 (01:03:02):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
John Walker took to social media to congratulate you. I
sorry did that on Facebook? Two part question for you, Sam?
Do you even have Facebook? And do you have any
idea who John Walker is?

Speaker 6 (01:03:13):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:03:15):
I have Facebook, but I probably open it once every
two months. It's not the most interesting for me. I'm
not too sure how to work it really, but I
definitely know who John Walker is yet.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
Yeah, he's going to have to download TikTok, I feels to.

Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
Sam, I'm just looking. So both your parents were professional athletes,
your grandparents completed the Olympics and running, and how much
advice is coming from the older generations to you? What
do you talk about around family christmases?

Speaker 6 (01:03:45):
Funnily enough, my my nan and Papa don't really enjoy
talking about running with me, Like they've had their time
with running. You know, they've had enough of it. They
don't want to hear any more of it. And that's
basically what they always say. But my dad loves talking
about running. By the dinner table, as soon as my
dad starts talking about running, we know the conversation is
going to go for like thirty minutes and my mom

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completely like crashes out and gets managed. It's like, all
you guys ever do is talk about running.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
It's funny because you know how how many different ways
are there to run, Like, for example, I'm running sort
of around a nine to forty six at the moment
a mile? Any love that hard? Tell us any tips
on shaving six minutes off that time?

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
Sound?

Speaker 8 (01:04:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:04:30):
Protos running more to be honest, but that the easiest
way to get fast is probably just all in volume.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
See how did you go at the school cross countries?

Speaker 6 (01:04:38):
A yeah, Secondary Schools national cross country? Funny enough, I
got sick in so going from seeking place at national
Secondary Schools cross country and my age group to being
the fastest ever in New Zealand over the mile and
the what's in the length of like one hundred days
or something like that, like doesn't really feel too real.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
I bet it doesn't. Doing to Sam Ruth, the sixteen
year old New Zealander who's just run the eleventh fastest
mile ever and broken the national record in the process.
Stay there, Sam, I to ask you next just how
full you can be when you go for a run,
especially on one particular kind of fast food.

Speaker 5 (01:05:16):
Jerry and Midnight, the Hodiarchy breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
We're talking to Sam Ruth. He is just sixteen years
old and he's just run the fastest ever mile by
New Zealander, beating Sir John Walker. It was also the
eleventh fastest mile ever recorded, and Sam, thanks for holding.
If you haven't heard it yet, here's the end of
the race from the other day.

Speaker 8 (01:05:38):
We're looking potentially at a sub three fifty mile for a.

Speaker 3 (01:05:42):
Sixteen year old. Perry comes, Sam Ruth. Oh my word,
can you believe it? The sixteen year old with one
hundred a goal? Sam Ruth, Perry comes, bring it home,
Sam Ruth, sub three fifty Can you believe it?

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
Three?

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
I saw a story on you I think it was
last year on the news, and Hillary and I were
sitting there on the couch. What's And I said, Oh,
this guy, there's something about this Curtie's got a great attitude.
He seemed like he was enjoying it. Do you get
nervous before races or do you just go out there
and run?

Speaker 6 (01:06:17):
Yeah, I mean sometimes I get nervous. I don't know
what four momentum and I'm going into a real fast race.
The races I got nervous for were like Prefontaine, which
is July last year, because I was going to that
race and I was the last like five seconds. So
going to that race, I'm like, oh, this is just
going to be awful, you know, like you just slash
in the race, You've got an opportunity to run real fast,

(01:06:39):
but you've also got an opportunity to come last by
quite a bit in front of like seventeen thousand spectated.
So so yeah, no, I get nervous in situations like that,
But when I get to race and I know I'm
going to be competitive in the race now, and I
never really get nervous.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Yeah. The growth, as Jerry said, it's been spectacular over
such a short amount of time, as the goal to
break the sound barrier eventually.

Speaker 7 (01:07:04):
Could be.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
I imagine as well at sixteen. When's your birthday by
the way, Sam, Like, how sixteen are you? Are you
late sixteens or are you early sixteen? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:07:14):
I'm pretty sixteen. My birthday birthday April?

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
So okay, okay, so you're coming up to seventeen soon ish.
I imagine you haven't stopped growing yet.

Speaker 5 (01:07:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:07:26):
I think I'm still growing. It's hard to tell. It's
slowed down a lot differently, but I feel I could
still be go.

Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
Oh man, you're going to be ridiculously quick. I mean
you're competing against people who are mature athletes who have
been training for years and years.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
Yeah, what age does a runner sort of hit their prime.

Speaker 6 (01:07:44):
Yeah, I mean it's really different for every runner, I guess.
But the New Zealand fifteen hundred meter record said by
Nick willis he didn't hit that mark or as peb
of his untilios thirty two. So yeah, some runners peak
way later than others, and then some ru peak quite early.

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
That's quite interesting because the other thing about the race
that you're running, which I assume would be the fifteen
hundred ordinarily or the mile, there's a lot of tactics involved.
It's a technical race, isn't it.

Speaker 6 (01:08:14):
Yeah, yeah, I guess so, I guess there's a bit
more tactical. I mean, running is not really technically, just
try and go from one point to another point as
fat as possible. But in a mile, I guess it
gets a bit more technical because you could you start
on a bend. But yeah, just just trying to find
your spot's probably the hardest thing about running. But apart
from that, I mean, it's not like the most tactical

(01:08:35):
sport in the world.

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
Can you run on a belly full of KFC?

Speaker 7 (01:08:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:08:42):
I could probably run on a belly full of KFC.
I'm not sure how fast, but I could definitely run.

Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
Yeah, I've sort of felt I've done a week bit
of non professional but amate you're running in my time
and I found and you're a bit too young for
this at the moment, Sam, But I found the worst
as like three beers. It's like, yeah, I don't advise, yeah,
and you don't have to answer that either, so I
don't answer that, Sam. Congratulations, great to chat to you.

(01:09:10):
I'm going to be watching your rest of your career
with such interest. You seem like a great kid. Good
on you and keep being you all right.

Speaker 6 (01:09:19):
Thanks guys, Thanks for the chat.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
Thanks Matte, enjoy your ore eats well, Jerry and Mini.

Speaker 5 (01:09:25):
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Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
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The Hordarkey Breakfast Podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:09:32):
Sweet sultry sounds of corn on the Hudackey Breakfast audible corn.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
It's funny you say the sweet Soldier sound because yeah,
the day you know, sometimes you put your phone down
and it's still playing a video and you're like, what
the hell is that? Oh, that's my phone and it's
still playing whatever reel you just finished there. It can
be quite annoying because sometimes you'll put it down you're
doing the dishes or whatever, and it plays a video
of a frog fifteen times on repeat, and then when
you pick it back up again, your algorithms like, oh

(01:09:59):
you like frogs. You're like, I just put the phone down. Well,
I thought that you had called me the other day, Jury,
because I put my phone down and a real played
and it was words that could only have come from
Jeremy Wells. It was involving cricket. It was involving sending
an email to Richard Headley, and I thought this has
to be Jeremy Wells. Turns out it wasn't. It was

(01:10:21):
Stuart Broad. Have you seen this club?

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
I haven't seen this.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
Oh well, let me enlighten you. You're not the only
person who sends unsolicited messages to Richard Headley. Have a
listen to this.

Speaker 10 (01:10:30):
I was thinking about changing my run up in twosy
and eighteen, and my dad, who played with Richard Hadley,
got me Richard Hadley's email address. I'd been watching him
on YouTube, like his run up, and I was thinking, like,
I wanted shorter, short stride pattern, more ban it, and
I just out of nowhere emailed Richard Hadley, like, Sir
Richard Hadley or New Zealand's greatest ever cricket. Just hi, Richard,

(01:10:51):
you played with my dad at Nottingham Show.

Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
Just want to put your brain on bowling.

Speaker 10 (01:10:55):
He sent me the most unbelievable email back, like two
pages long, detailing why he shortened his runner for the
pros the cons, like the most detailed thing ever. It
was like so good and motivated me so much to
change my runner and actually thinking about change my run up.
That's sort of eighteen nineteen changed my career in a

(01:11:15):
sense that gave me so much more balance and tempo.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
And I should have said that Stuart Broad talking there
about setting in an unsolicited email to Richard Hadley about
shortening his run up.

Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
I have also spoken to Richard Haley about run ups
because I wanted to know why he went in nineteen
ninety two from the thirty pace run up with the
hitch up of the pants and the skip round the
back to the little rub of the hand on the
front of the thigh and the little up and down
skip and then into the shorter run up. And I

(01:11:49):
asked him, I said, in eighty two, I noticed that you,
sir Richard, changed your run up And he said interesting.
Nobody's ever asked me why I did really why I
changed the skip part of my run up? And then
he went into about a two page.

Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
But I'll tell you a description, yeah, of why he
did it. Oh, this is great. You've got Richard Edley's number.

Speaker 3 (01:12:10):
I certainly do.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Maybe I should take sumage. But hey, Richard, look man Rick,
I yeah, thinking about shortening out the run up. I'm
currently coming off about three paces and tossing up a
wrong and thinking one and a half.

Speaker 5 (01:12:27):
Your thoughts please, Jerry and Mania the Hotarchy breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
That's Pexi's on the radio, had a key breakfast the pexis.

Speaker 4 (01:12:37):
No, actually, Maniah, this is the Pexi's in the system
in front of us here.

Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
No ruder. If you knew anything about PEXIS, then you
know it's just PEXIS. It's not the pexies, it's not
the definite article. It's just Pexi's all right, that's because
I know about Pexi's very cool.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
Hey, earlier today, because it is a Tuesday, we had
lame claims to fame. Just wanted to mop up a
couple from just after eight o'clock. If you missed that,
going download the podcast you can catch up with all
of those from this morning. One that we messed was
and a corner cover said thank you to me for
escorting her Wimbledon. I told Richard Williams he's a hell
of a breeder, and he cracked up. Pat Rafta lost Wimbledon,

(01:13:15):
and I went to his family and friends after drinks.
Pet put the bell on his card.

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
Oh that's nice of Pet, isn't it. Apparently a lovely man,
Pat and a corner coba that could have slened large
over the tennis Landsdade, and she just.

Speaker 4 (01:13:27):
Not just the tennis landscape.

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
No, was the first hotty of tennis and a corner cover, Yeah,
first one I can remember. Certainly she learned large over
the two thousand.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
Some people will say Ruder will say stiffy graff. I disagree.

Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
As a teenager, I kind of fell in love with
Martina Hangers.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
Was that one of the eight?

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
Nah?

Speaker 4 (01:13:45):
No, No, because for me to ext twelve, for me
to say I've actually fallen in love with one of
the tender twelve, I would like to have met them.

Speaker 3 (01:13:53):
As long as you didn't fall in love with Martina
never till over. No another one that Ruder fell in
love with.

Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
I saw Jay at the middle East Cafe in town
many years ago when they were open making the best
shavanma in town.

Speaker 3 (01:14:06):
Yeah, well, I've fallen in love with the Middle East
cafes shwama before. I used to have one of those
pretty much every day.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
How good is it?

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
Chasing and beautiful? Jason Gunn, great Man.

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
Great New Zealander, ewan from christ Church here in late
twenty ten. I punted Robin Gibb down the avon what Robin.

Speaker 3 (01:14:22):
From the begs? Wow, Robin GiB with.

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
The teeth, Robin GiB with the teeth, Robin GiB with
the hair? Was that the other GiB with the hair?
I think that's Barry Barry ghib at the heir.

Speaker 4 (01:14:32):
Barry is the only one that's still alive when we're
playing Dinner a Live Tomorrow. Robin Gibb was the one
that kind of looked a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
Like Chris Harris. Yeah, but he was running a rinse,
was running a rinse, Layton Dowers.

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
Was that Robin? Because there was Robin Barry and what
was the other Horris Morris so Maris died quite early. Yes,
then Robin was the teenage heartthrob who actually toured New
Zealand in the nineteen seventies by himself played at the
Bowl of Brooklyn's and then of course Barry famously with
the Hair and the Falsetto and barrye great friends with

(01:15:08):
Newstalk z'd be host Tim Rocksborough, Oh really gave him
a guitar for his winning annivers.

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
I think my first car was a Morris Kip. When
I was younger, I worked on When I was younger,
I worked on Sam Nails vineyard. Two paddocks saw him
take a bush wear in the vines. Okay, that's good
for the vines. That's a good lame claim to fame.
I used the portaloo after Hamish Curve.

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
That freaks me up because so many people have used
portal after me over the years, and I feel like
there's a lot of lame climes to fame. Just waiting there,
you get just waiting there that perhaps on a little
sill next.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
Bit of anxiety doesn't This.

Speaker 5 (01:15:46):
Is the hard breakfast, Jerry and the Night, the archy breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
Just realizing yesterday that I'm not G at the moment,
You're not all G. I'm not G. I'm not G.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
I need a break, Yeah, I need a break.

Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
We've come back to work. And I know this seems
lame to a lot of people, particularly who work.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
Physical job or just any real job.

Speaker 3 (01:16:06):
Yeah it's not involved just talking into a microphone. But
let me tell you I can take it out of you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
Eleven days in after a month long break, I think, Look,
I'll be the second to admit on bugget all right
this You know this has been what eleven days down
the content come mine?

Speaker 4 (01:16:24):
No, you're selling yourself short twelve days man.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
Twelve days down the contact one short week this week.
But I just think, you know, it takes it out
of you. And I know that there's a lot of
hard work and kis out there that feel the same way.
And before you tix in and tell us to stop winding,
because all we do is talking to a tin camp
for a few hours a day. We're working on something
here exactly, we're working on another holiday and we want
to bring listeners with us.

Speaker 3 (01:16:46):
Yeah, and this has got to happen. It's got to happen.
And I was thinking yesterday because we were trying to
work out the best place to go.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
Yeah, we had a few ticks coming in around Thailand. Bali,
I think those are different kinds of holidays than what
we're after.

Speaker 3 (01:17:02):
Too far to go, Yeah, I don't want to go
away on holid because we've only got four days. Theoretically,
I think you go Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday.

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
Yeah, realistically long weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
Yeah, so it's an extended weekend's basically an Easter style weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
Yeah, yeah yeah. And if we're going to go to Thailand,
you're spending two of those days in a bloody ear car.

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
No, no, it sucks. Plane.

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
You got two days in the tin purgeon. That's always
of bloody time, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:29):
So I reckon we need to go closer, So the
closest wellness place, because you don't want to be Jit legg.
That sucks trying to get over you jet leg. So
we're going to go somewhere that's three hours away. We
could go to Queenston year and the March it's too colds.

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
That's a silly time.

Speaker 3 (01:17:50):
We need some D in us. You're never going to
a need D in your in Queenston and no in March.

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
Okay, that's not what I've heard.

Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
So I think think I've made an executive decision, and
I've been there before and I can tell you. I've
done some wellness stuff there before, and March is a
great time to go to this particular place. It's only
three hours away Byron Bay in Australia.

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
Is this what you did the breath work with what's
in name?

Speaker 3 (01:18:18):
Beautiful Sophie? I certainly did.

Speaker 4 (01:18:21):
Do you have to call her beautiful?

Speaker 3 (01:18:22):
But she was beautiful, all right, But it's just the
way you say it. Everyone agrees she was beautiful. There
was no one who was involved in that breath workshop.
I didn't agree that she was not a breath of
fresh yet.

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
Okay. So the Jeremy Wellness Retreat and the Jeremy Wellsness
Retreat Byron Bay, Byron Bay three.

Speaker 3 (01:18:38):
Hours away, two hours time different, So you not worried
about that. And it's got It's basically the wellness center
of Australia. Now you can do pretty much anything, mate.
You can hit the person if you want to.

Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
Okay, because it's all about yin and yang.

Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
You can talk and then detop.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
If I'm going to a breath work retreat, I also
want to go to the pub.

Speaker 3 (01:18:59):
Okay, we can. We can accommodate that. So I've made
an executive order. Is that where we're going to Byron Bay.

Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
Well and then that's all well and given we don't
have any flights or anything.

Speaker 3 (01:19:09):
I'm also about extrist.

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
Jeremy Wells and Manaia Stewart. Find them on Instagram at
Hodarchy Breakfast The

Speaker 5 (01:19:17):
Hodarchy Breakfast get back to work and back on site
with Bunning's tree