June 4, 2026 • 15 mins
Today on the pod the guys check out Manaia's condition post Radio Awards - should he have come to work? Should he have just ploughed right through?
And also... we get quite distracted by day 1 of the Black Caps vs England test at Lords.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Daily bespoke content that you won't find on the radio
show The Hurdar Keep Breakfast Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Welcome to the first Bite of the Cherry, the first
podcast to see the sun, the first to see in
a new day, the Day of Our Lord, Friday, the
fifth of June twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
I would say, not only is this the first podcast
recorded on the Day of Our Lord, the fifth of
June twenty twenty six, but I don't think there's a
podcast host that has gone to sleep any later than
the three bye at time of recording five forty seven.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Waye, it's too late to be honest, man.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I I got an uber home and slapped the mailboxer,
turned around and came back and again, I.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Am so, just can I go back? There must have
been a decision at that point, because that's a that's
a that's a flip of coin decision. Do I carry
on through because I'm just going to get through a
couple more hours, yeah, Or do I call it a
day and have a couple of hours sleep at three
I've been there before.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah, it's a crossroads. It's a crossroads. But I'll tell
you exactly where I was physically when I'm When I
made that decision. Physically, I was standing at the foot
of a bed at a hotel, I would say, a
block away from where we're sitting right now, in that bed,
and it's underwear and a ship a blue shirt from
(01:21):
me looked like an Indian cricket ship may have been
in that bed. Was Paul schut Ford, New Zealand's premier
sport Shutelist.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I was not expecting that name.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
No, no, no, lot Oh my god, got another one.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
And at that point the English cricket team were about
like a hundred for sex or something. And I thought, beauty, yeah,
this is in the back. And I looked at the
other side of the bed and it would have been
I don't know, is there a size bigger than King,
super King? Super would have been a super King. It
(01:56):
dwarfed Paul Stuart Forde. He took up bugger, all of
that beard. And I looked at it and I thought,
Paul Night close enough. Yeah, yeah, I'm just gonna hop
on this bitch.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Are we sure it was super King not California King.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
No, we're not sure.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Okay, I'm not sure if anything fair enough.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
And so I looked at it and I thought, I
said pulled your mind. I for her, what if I
just stay here tonight? And iggers, no, not at all.
By all means hop in here the cricket goy.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
This sounds like, this sounds like the beginning of a
beautiful thing.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
And then Joe Jury is he so often does, and
as we so often do when we're on the purse,
he does, I'm going home. She was split it over it,
and I said, yeah, great idea.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
That's not a good idea, man, because we.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Both live out in West Auckland, right, which to anyone
who doesn't live in Auckland is the equivalent of saying he, man,
I live in crushes. She want to split it up
a bit when you're in Rolliston and your mate lives
in Sumner. Sure, and it's like, yeah, sweet, split that yep.
So I wasn't ober for I don't know an hour
last night. Oh, I felt like it was probably actually
(03:12):
closer to half.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
An hour, right, because he lives in a completely different
part of.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Store, that's completely different party.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
He might as well live in north He might as
well live in southwest Aokland.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
It might as well live Peter.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah, Okay, there's a big difference between those two places.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
It's a difference. But I was just like, you know what,
I can't I would hate for my missus to wake
up and be like it didn't come home. Ah, So
I thought I'd rather go I'd rather go home, you know,
and then be home.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Didn't come back in again.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Very considerate, that is so considered.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I'll get home. Yeah, I'm gett into bed and she goes,
what time is it? I think it's three? Why'd your
bother coming home?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I was like, oh no, oh no, I mean she
makes a good point. She makes I mean a text
probably would have off.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
So I'm and Paul Straw up Forwards, super king. I've
been watching the Cracket, been out at the radio awards
all night. I thought I'd better not wake you, so
I just put a picture. I'll just get up from
here and go to the radio.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
It also sounds considerate, Jerry.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Considerate and actually wrote that text?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Did you deleted it?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
And you know the other part of it is I just.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Kind of want to just go home myself, you know, Okay,
sometimes you sometimes you want that.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I could have had three hours sleep next to Paul Forward,
or I could have had two hours sleep next to
my missus, and I chose.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I think I would have gone the three hours three three.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Take three difference three hours versus two hours.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
It is, it is, it is.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
You can get some rimen three you can get you
can get no rimen two zero.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Goddamn to you that no room?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
So would you? You and Paul Ford would have been
the only ones in the king then.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
We would have been. But as it stands, as it stands,
I left him. We've got to heard of g Lane
Ju Lane.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah, see the head of the a SEC.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Yeah, award winning a C C.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
And Stephen maythit oh yeah, Okay, does that fill in
the picture any.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
More for you?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I know, don't expect you there we go.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
You know all these people.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I do know all these people. I know these about
great people.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
I actually what was Stephen Mayan.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Promising himself to Big Sandys and marriage at one point?
I believe, And I don't know whether we.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Need to delete that or not, but no one listens
to its.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Good man. I'm gonna be honest. Any time you see
Steve Mayther, you like, here we go, it's interesting, it's
gonna be a good time.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
He's not boring. You could never you could never.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Kind of gives him a being boring. No, no, yeah,
And so I'm just watching and God, by the time
we listen to this, you'll know more about this game
than we do. But like I said, when I was
standing over Paul Ford's bed, we head England at like
one hundred for eight or something. Now, as I sit
(06:16):
here in the studio a mere hour and a half later,
we are thirty one for six, at one point twenty
for five, at one point.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Three foh, I hang on, okay, two runs, three.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Wickets, two three, three kits. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Yeah. We got two runs in the first over and
I was like, here we fucking go. And then he
got Conway Williamson Ravender and one over and I was like, oh,
here we fucking go.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
So there's the kind of thing where the Malebone Cricket
Club will receive a strongly worded letter from Cricket International
Cricket when there isn't that what happens.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Obviously, it's something to do with the pitch they get.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Yeah, because they give the pitch you're rating I think
after the games and if you get three strikes within
a couple of years or something, you're out. I mean
to play.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Itself looks looks like quite pale in color, but clearly
it's doing weird things. But it has been raining off
and on. They've had the covers off on heavy cloud cover.
As soon as the cloud's coming in England, the bulls
starts doing weird things.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
That's all hurt your feelings as well. Jerry and got
one hundred and forty, Harry Brook got fifty six, dropped
twice on nine.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Well, I mean, what you know about the New Zealand
is they'll always field.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Well, they will always feel rot And we don't know
that Williamson took a stunner.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Unless Harry Brook is batting. And yeah, can we why
how many times have we dropped back? We can drop
drop Harry Rock.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
There is a stet.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
He's been dropped twenty times in his test career, nine
of those by New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
What what's wrong with us?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Funk? We can drop Harry Brook. Here he comes, I'm
gonna get him.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
I fucking got.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
He hits a heavy ball. It's hard to catch, it's
hard to get. It's a hard border catch.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
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Speaker 2 (08:14):
Is it because he just looks like he shouldn't be scoring,
heats runs and he ties what is it? What is
that guy's a magician. He's got some kind of spell
over us.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Here's a goober. If you minim thezard. Yeah, if you
met him at the pub and you were like, this
guy's a professional cricketer that knows no, No, it isn't no.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
But the really is that the counts just got great timing.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
I'd sooner believe fucking Duckett was a professional cricketer than.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
No hold on Duckat Darkett looks. Duckett looks like one
of those like if you were in the in the
King's Court in thirteen twenty two and say, King Henry
the First's court and there was a dude that turned
up like a bunch of traveling minstrels who were taking
their way through you know, the area at the time,
(09:05):
and Duckett was playing a lute. I was wondering if
it would be the land and it's part of a
group of traveling minstrels Gypsy. I mean, I don't know
about gypsies.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
I don't know minstrels.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Not going to bring religion into this, but but I
think he would be playing a lute and one of
the kind of many slightly malformed minstrels, a bunch of
malformed minstrels. Basically, he'd be right in there.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Freak show is what you describe him. There is it?
I I will say I have seen him in the
flesh Hagley over. I couldn't fucking believe it. Sure, how
my god?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, he's an unusual show.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Is short to see on TV. But you know, when
you see him on TV standing next to Harrybrook or
Crawley or something like that, and they are about six
two six foot, he is quite tall. Yeah, so you're like, yeah,
he looks sure, but that's next to someone who's sick. No, no, no,
he is marginally taller.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Than the wickets.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah, which I think is really good in cricket. I
think it's handy being a batsman and just being so small.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Well, it's a shorter distance for the signal to travel,
isn't it.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, the neurons.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Apparently that's why lefties are really good, because the signal
travels a bit quicker.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, you got a little bit longer. You've got a
fraction longer. If you've got a right hand boler m
bowling at you, you just got a little bit more time.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
You just get a fraction longer.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah, highlights. So after you went home, you went to bed,
obviously a lovely, little, beautiful sleep.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Ye rested and grateful this morning.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
And then the.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Alarm I must have gone off, and you must have
felt like the alarm and you'd only just put your
head down.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
No, I thought, oh, I've set the wrong alarm. If
I set an alarm for the wrong time, check my phone,
turn the alarm off, went roll over and try to
go back to sleep. Then I was like, you know,
let me just have a look at that alone. And
I looked at it.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Fucking yeah, it was lucky, Jesus, it was lucky.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
It's no, yeah, it's not trucks there.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
No, And you weren't tempted, Rudor to sleep in your
kids mattress in the b studio.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
It was discussed.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
I was tempted. Was it you that asked me if
the mattress was actually still in studio? But it was yeah,
that was me. Yeah, Nah, the mattress is firmly in
mcgarriage at home and.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Why because are you taking it to other places of work?
Why wouldn't you just leave it here and you know
you're going to use that thing?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Where else do you use it?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
I guess if my kids have sleepovers, then potentially we
could get the mattress, get the mattress out. Yeah. Nah,
I just decided last night, I was about eighty twenty eighty,
I'm going to go home at a reasonable time. Yeah, twenty,
I'm going to tie one on. And just as I
saw people really starting to get into it, the change
(12:01):
I thought, I think, I'm all right tonight, go home.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Did you get punished by a particular person? Was it
a particular conversation? Wasn't Lorna Sabritski?
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Was it potentially I'm that person to someone else.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
To Lorna, your Lorna, you're the Lorna Sabritski.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A couple of so you.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Realized you were Lorna sabrit skiing people.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
There was a couple of There was a couple of
times when you'd have that conversation with someone and then
you realize their eyes are drifting off into the distance
and they'll say things like I need to go to
the bathroom, or I need to go get another drink.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
I'm going to commit some puku.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Foods out, our foods out. I'm just I'm so hungry.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yeah, foods out that one.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
I did not see any food last night. Foods out.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Now they hit it. Man. They had this weird table
with basically condiments, and I thought of you a lot, Jerry,
because I had the option of having a couple of
cherry tomatoes which were covered in fea to cheese or
like some stewid onion or some ship hishes.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Sorry, was you go? Okay? Look at those eyes and
tell me they'd want of beauty contest this morning. There
was two big bowls on this table. There was no
side plates, no cutlory, nothing of sour crowd. You love crowd.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
You loved that was I felt at home rewards themselves.
How is one meant to eat it?
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Yeah, there was nothing you just.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
As a German, I would have been offended by that.
This is this is our national cultural appropriate, our crowd,
and yet you've got nothing. I mean, the idea of it.
It's a condiment.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
That's the equivalent of giving me a hunge in chopsticks.
It's it's bullshit.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Instead I opted for the dry sushi. Well, okay, so
there was something I was going to say which was
falling apart by the way, hopefully put you don't want
associate like midnight and.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
It was literally just avocado.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
There was nothing even else.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
You actually vetoed me sleeping in the beast on the
foam mattress too. Yeah, I remember discussing it briefly.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
She was sleeping there.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Well over the road at flavor O Best New Broadcast Broadcast,
shout out to her. She would never listen to us.
She slept in the in the studio on the I guess.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
So it was does she win an award for.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Best New Broadcasts?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Who sleeps in the studio? Yes? That should be an
award every year. They should be like best broadcast by
a person who's had no sleep.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Yeah, well I'm about to want it this morning.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Well that's what I mean. I mean, that's that's someone
should win that award. But it just and they should
play it because everyone would be like, wow, that's the
big award than not.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
It's a good point.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Who can who can broadcast the best under the most curious?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
It just goes to show that they got the award right,
doesn't it? Because she she just went and had to
shower here at work five o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
She also just got really sick.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
It's nice, oh, she said. She feels this is unusual.
She said she feels worse for having a shower than
for not having a shower.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
I film, it's I only think giving me awake right.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Now that I had a shower. That's that's good work
from you to have had a shower.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
I'm about to fall off the fucking seat something. Actually yourself.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
You are sort of falling into the I can't really
see you.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
I'm regressing.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
It's going up.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
As a pole.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
How many hours of sleepers?
Speaker 4 (15:24):
And then I have well congratulator as the morning goes.
But we should say well done to Rubika Sanders as well.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
We should get down and shine in it. No, yeah,
big one best new broadcaster on here. Yeah, there's no
bitter new broadcaster. The Big Sandys.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Nearly wasn't allowed to enter because past the age range.
When is to a radio show, we don't hear the
users on Jerry and Mania.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
Welcome to the first Bite of the Cherry, the first
podcast to see the sun, the first to see in
a new day, the Day of Our Lord, Friday, the
fifth of June twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
I would say, not only is this the first podcast
recorded on the Day of Our Lord, the fifth of
June twenty twenty six, but I don't think there's a
podcast host that has gone to sleep any later than
the three bye at time of recording five forty seven.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Waye, it's too late to be honest, man.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I I got an uber home and slapped the mailboxer,
turned around and came back and again, I.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Am so, just can I go back? There must have
been a decision at that point, because that's a that's
a that's a flip of coin decision. Do I carry
on through because I'm just going to get through a
couple more hours, yeah, Or do I call it a
day and have a couple of hours sleep at three
I've been there before.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah, it's a crossroads. It's a crossroads. But I'll tell
you exactly where I was physically when I'm When I
made that decision. Physically, I was standing at the foot
of a bed at a hotel, I would say, a
block away from where we're sitting right now, in that bed,
and it's underwear and a ship a blue shirt from
(01:21):
me looked like an Indian cricket ship may have been
in that bed. Was Paul schut Ford, New Zealand's premier
sport Shutelist.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I was not expecting that name.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
No, no, no, lot Oh my god, got another one.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
And at that point the English cricket team were about
like a hundred for sex or something. And I thought, beauty, yeah,
this is in the back. And I looked at the
other side of the bed and it would have been
I don't know, is there a size bigger than King,
super King? Super would have been a super King. It
(01:56):
dwarfed Paul Stuart Forde. He took up bugger, all of
that beard. And I looked at it and I thought,
Paul Night close enough. Yeah, yeah, I'm just gonna hop
on this bitch.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Are we sure it was super King not California King.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
No, we're not sure.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Okay, I'm not sure if anything fair enough.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
And so I looked at it and I thought, I
said pulled your mind. I for her, what if I
just stay here tonight? And iggers, no, not at all.
By all means hop in here the cricket goy.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
This sounds like, this sounds like the beginning of a
beautiful thing.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
And then Joe Jury is he so often does, and
as we so often do when we're on the purse,
he does, I'm going home. She was split it over it,
and I said, yeah, great idea.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
That's not a good idea, man, because we.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Both live out in West Auckland, right, which to anyone
who doesn't live in Auckland is the equivalent of saying he, man,
I live in crushes. She want to split it up
a bit when you're in Rolliston and your mate lives
in Sumner. Sure, and it's like, yeah, sweet, split that yep.
So I wasn't ober for I don't know an hour
last night. Oh, I felt like it was probably actually
(03:12):
closer to half.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
An hour, right, because he lives in a completely different
part of.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Store, that's completely different party.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
He might as well live in north He might as
well live in southwest Aokland.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
It might as well live Peter.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah, Okay, there's a big difference between those two places.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
It's a difference. But I was just like, you know what,
I can't I would hate for my missus to wake
up and be like it didn't come home. Ah, So
I thought I'd rather go I'd rather go home, you know,
and then be home.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Didn't come back in again.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Very considerate, that is so considered.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I'll get home. Yeah, I'm gett into bed and she goes,
what time is it? I think it's three? Why'd your
bother coming home?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I was like, oh no, oh no, I mean she
makes a good point. She makes I mean a text
probably would have off.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
So I'm and Paul Straw up Forwards, super king. I've
been watching the Cracket, been out at the radio awards
all night. I thought I'd better not wake you, so
I just put a picture. I'll just get up from
here and go to the radio.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
It also sounds considerate, Jerry.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Considerate and actually wrote that text?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Did you deleted it?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
And you know the other part of it is I just.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Kind of want to just go home myself, you know, Okay,
sometimes you sometimes you want that.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I could have had three hours sleep next to Paul Forward,
or I could have had two hours sleep next to
my missus, and I chose.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I think I would have gone the three hours three three.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Take three difference three hours versus two hours.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
It is, it is, it is.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
You can get some rimen three you can get you
can get no rimen two zero.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Goddamn to you that no room?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
So would you? You and Paul Ford would have been
the only ones in the king then.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
We would have been. But as it stands, as it stands,
I left him. We've got to heard of g Lane
Ju Lane.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah, see the head of the a SEC.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Yeah, award winning a C C.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
And Stephen maythit oh yeah, Okay, does that fill in
the picture any.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
More for you?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I know, don't expect you there we go.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
You know all these people.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I do know all these people. I know these about
great people.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
I actually what was Stephen Mayan.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Promising himself to Big Sandys and marriage at one point?
I believe, And I don't know whether we.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Need to delete that or not, but no one listens
to its.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Good man. I'm gonna be honest. Any time you see
Steve Mayther, you like, here we go, it's interesting, it's
gonna be a good time.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
He's not boring. You could never you could never.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Kind of gives him a being boring. No, no, yeah,
And so I'm just watching and God, by the time
we listen to this, you'll know more about this game
than we do. But like I said, when I was
standing over Paul Ford's bed, we head England at like
one hundred for eight or something. Now, as I sit
(06:16):
here in the studio a mere hour and a half later,
we are thirty one for six, at one point twenty
for five, at one point.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Three foh, I hang on, okay, two runs, three.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Wickets, two three, three kits. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Yeah. We got two runs in the first over and
I was like, here we fucking go. And then he
got Conway Williamson Ravender and one over and I was like, oh,
here we fucking go.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
So there's the kind of thing where the Malebone Cricket
Club will receive a strongly worded letter from Cricket International
Cricket when there isn't that what happens.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Obviously, it's something to do with the pitch they get.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Yeah, because they give the pitch you're rating I think
after the games and if you get three strikes within
a couple of years or something, you're out. I mean
to play.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Itself looks looks like quite pale in color, but clearly
it's doing weird things. But it has been raining off
and on. They've had the covers off on heavy cloud cover.
As soon as the cloud's coming in England, the bulls
starts doing weird things.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
That's all hurt your feelings as well. Jerry and got
one hundred and forty, Harry Brook got fifty six, dropped
twice on nine.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Well, I mean, what you know about the New Zealand
is they'll always field.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Well, they will always feel rot And we don't know
that Williamson took a stunner.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Unless Harry Brook is batting. And yeah, can we why
how many times have we dropped back? We can drop
drop Harry Rock.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
There is a stet.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
He's been dropped twenty times in his test career, nine
of those by New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
What what's wrong with us?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Funk? We can drop Harry Brook. Here he comes, I'm
gonna get him.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
I fucking got.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
He hits a heavy ball. It's hard to catch, it's
hard to get. It's a hard border catch.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
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Speaker 2 (08:14):
Is it because he just looks like he shouldn't be scoring,
heats runs and he ties what is it? What is
that guy's a magician. He's got some kind of spell
over us.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Here's a goober. If you minim thezard. Yeah, if you
met him at the pub and you were like, this
guy's a professional cricketer that knows no, No, it isn't no.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
But the really is that the counts just got great timing.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
I'd sooner believe fucking Duckett was a professional cricketer than.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
No hold on Duckat Darkett looks. Duckett looks like one
of those like if you were in the in the
King's Court in thirteen twenty two and say, King Henry
the First's court and there was a dude that turned
up like a bunch of traveling minstrels who were taking
their way through you know, the area at the time,
(09:05):
and Duckett was playing a lute. I was wondering if
it would be the land and it's part of a
group of traveling minstrels Gypsy. I mean, I don't know
about gypsies.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
I don't know minstrels.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Not going to bring religion into this, but but I
think he would be playing a lute and one of
the kind of many slightly malformed minstrels, a bunch of
malformed minstrels. Basically, he'd be right in there.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Freak show is what you describe him. There is it?
I I will say I have seen him in the
flesh Hagley over. I couldn't fucking believe it. Sure, how
my god?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, he's an unusual show.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Is short to see on TV. But you know, when
you see him on TV standing next to Harrybrook or
Crawley or something like that, and they are about six
two six foot, he is quite tall. Yeah, so you're like, yeah,
he looks sure, but that's next to someone who's sick. No, no, no,
he is marginally taller.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Than the wickets.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah, which I think is really good in cricket. I
think it's handy being a batsman and just being so small.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Well, it's a shorter distance for the signal to travel,
isn't it.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, the neurons.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Apparently that's why lefties are really good, because the signal
travels a bit quicker.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, you got a little bit longer. You've got a
fraction longer. If you've got a right hand boler m
bowling at you, you just got a little bit more time.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
You just get a fraction longer.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah, highlights. So after you went home, you went to bed,
obviously a lovely, little, beautiful sleep.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Ye rested and grateful this morning.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
And then the.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Alarm I must have gone off, and you must have
felt like the alarm and you'd only just put your
head down.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
No, I thought, oh, I've set the wrong alarm. If
I set an alarm for the wrong time, check my phone,
turn the alarm off, went roll over and try to
go back to sleep. Then I was like, you know,
let me just have a look at that alone. And
I looked at it.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Fucking yeah, it was lucky, Jesus, it was lucky.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
It's no, yeah, it's not trucks there.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
No, And you weren't tempted, Rudor to sleep in your
kids mattress in the b studio.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
It was discussed.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
I was tempted. Was it you that asked me if
the mattress was actually still in studio? But it was yeah,
that was me. Yeah, Nah, the mattress is firmly in
mcgarriage at home and.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Why because are you taking it to other places of work?
Why wouldn't you just leave it here and you know
you're going to use that thing?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Where else do you use it?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
I guess if my kids have sleepovers, then potentially we
could get the mattress, get the mattress out. Yeah. Nah,
I just decided last night, I was about eighty twenty eighty,
I'm going to go home at a reasonable time. Yeah, twenty,
I'm going to tie one on. And just as I
saw people really starting to get into it, the change
(12:01):
I thought, I think, I'm all right tonight, go home.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Did you get punished by a particular person? Was it
a particular conversation? Wasn't Lorna Sabritski?
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Was it potentially I'm that person to someone else.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
To Lorna, your Lorna, you're the Lorna Sabritski.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A couple of so you.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Realized you were Lorna sabrit skiing people.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
There was a couple of There was a couple of
times when you'd have that conversation with someone and then
you realize their eyes are drifting off into the distance
and they'll say things like I need to go to
the bathroom, or I need to go get another drink.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
I'm going to commit some puku.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Foods out, our foods out. I'm just I'm so hungry.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yeah, foods out that one.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
I did not see any food last night. Foods out.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Now they hit it. Man. They had this weird table
with basically condiments, and I thought of you a lot, Jerry,
because I had the option of having a couple of
cherry tomatoes which were covered in fea to cheese or
like some stewid onion or some ship hishes.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Sorry, was you go? Okay? Look at those eyes and
tell me they'd want of beauty contest this morning. There
was two big bowls on this table. There was no
side plates, no cutlory, nothing of sour crowd. You love crowd.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
You loved that was I felt at home rewards themselves.
How is one meant to eat it?
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Yeah, there was nothing you just.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
As a German, I would have been offended by that.
This is this is our national cultural appropriate, our crowd,
and yet you've got nothing. I mean, the idea of it.
It's a condiment.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
That's the equivalent of giving me a hunge in chopsticks.
It's it's bullshit.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Instead I opted for the dry sushi. Well, okay, so
there was something I was going to say which was
falling apart by the way, hopefully put you don't want
associate like midnight and.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
It was literally just avocado.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
There was nothing even else.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
You actually vetoed me sleeping in the beast on the
foam mattress too. Yeah, I remember discussing it briefly.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
She was sleeping there.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Well over the road at flavor O Best New Broadcast Broadcast,
shout out to her. She would never listen to us.
She slept in the in the studio on the I guess.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
So it was does she win an award for.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Best New Broadcasts?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Who sleeps in the studio? Yes? That should be an
award every year. They should be like best broadcast by
a person who's had no sleep.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Yeah, well I'm about to want it this morning.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Well that's what I mean. I mean, that's that's someone
should win that award. But it just and they should
play it because everyone would be like, wow, that's the
big award than not.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
It's a good point.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Who can who can broadcast the best under the most curious?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
It just goes to show that they got the award right,
doesn't it? Because she she just went and had to
shower here at work five o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
She also just got really sick.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
It's nice, oh, she said. She feels this is unusual.
She said she feels worse for having a shower than
for not having a shower.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
I film, it's I only think giving me awake right.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Now that I had a shower. That's that's good work
from you to have had a shower.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
I'm about to fall off the fucking seat something. Actually yourself.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
You are sort of falling into the I can't really
see you.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
I'm regressing.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
It's going up.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
As a pole.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
How many hours of sleepers?
Speaker 4 (15:24):
And then I have well congratulator as the morning goes.
But we should say well done to Rubika Sanders as well.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
We should get down and shine in it. No, yeah,
big one best new broadcaster on here. Yeah, there's no
bitter new broadcaster. The Big Sandys.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Nearly wasn't allowed to enter because past the age range.
When is to a radio show, we don't hear the
users on Jerry and Mania.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
We hatch the radio show from six to ten weekdays.
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