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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hid Racky Breakfast Bunnings Trade. Have your internal fit
out and finished jobs covered Jerry and Mini Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Welcome blog to the Hierarchy Breakfast Tuesday, the seventh of
July tweenty twenty six.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
My name's Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
This has been nice, ste huge show, huge show head
for a Tuesday. I think this is about as big
a Tuesday as we're going to get. Big big get,
you know on the show. We like the Chase after
the Big Fish. Some other shows just you know, like
The Coast Along by Themselves not us. Ian from Sam's
Butchery joins us just behind the plant barn there and Silverdale.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
He's going to join us behind the plant bun Well.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
He will because we're going to be talking to him
at eight forty. Uncontactable outside of work hours.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, that's right, is ed Well? He doesn't have a
mobile phone?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah, no, shitty. I think he just communes with the spirits.
But yeah, we'll be talking to him at eight forty.
So if you've got any questions for Ian, who's the
butcher that we had on the other day, send them
through three four eight three. We'll put them to him
later on.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
I was listening to a podcast yesterday with any Leebots,
the famous author, and she was saying she doesn't run
a cell phone either. No cell phone.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, I've been thinking about getting a dumb phone. You
know that it's a tramp Oh yeah, old school clamshell phone.
You know what I mean. But I don't know, but
you haven't.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Nah, But she's quite handy having internet banking and things
on your phone maps.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
When people are our lives are worse for funds, they
are considerably bitter yep like, noticeably tangibly better.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
It's just having the discipline to be able to actually
use that put that thing down, Yeah, put.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
That very hard, which I do anyway. In from seth
which it joins us later on the show, he'll.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Be offering some life advice.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
No doubt. You would have to think, so you would
have to.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Don't rush the process. Time is natural, so let it.
Let us take its natural course.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
M Jerry and Mini the hold I keep Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
So tomorrow we're taking a bit of a break for
a week while going away. Big show is coming in Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Apparently, what well, what don't they just do their own show?

Speaker 2 (02:14):
I think they're going to do both.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
That there's another bit of that.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I think so yeah, I think so, so Zoe, you're
going away as well.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Zoe and I are going to Sydney.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Are you both going to Sydney.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Where we are? Yeah, we didn't. We didn't know that
at the time.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Got something to tell us.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
I did mention this out of the officer the other day,
and I don't know that our boss, pacsy Cambill cottoned
on that that we're not going together. I said, oh, you,
Zoe and I are going to city. It's awesome, you
asked me.

Speaker 6 (02:43):
He said, so what game are you guys going together?

Speaker 2 (02:48):
And so this morning I got a message from Zoe
which said would you could you bring in some scales please?
And I was in the bathroom at the time and
I was looking at the scales and so I.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Said yes and timed it perfectly.

Speaker 7 (03:02):
You did.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Actually, so I've bought the scales and I'm not sure
what the scales are for.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
I presume to weigh us before and after beer in
pa July.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Great idea.

Speaker 6 (03:10):
Yeah, well, no, I didn't want to make you feel
bad before. But no, I have to go and put
my bag on a flight and it's only seven kgs.
Last time I did this, I just handed around my
bag around the office see everyone and said, does this
feel like seven kg's And some people said yes, no,
it ended up being about seven point four. So yes,
that's fine. I feel like it's a bit more today

(03:32):
the confirmation of a scale.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
That okay. So first question is are you flying the
JITs the Yeah, okay, so.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
They're quite strict on it.

Speaker 8 (03:41):
That's they can be.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
What I don't understand about Jetstar is and a lot
of the airports. You've got to go into the terminal
like they've got their own little terminal that you walk
into and they you have to scan your bag at
that point, then take it off that and then they've
now started weighing your hand luggage. Which is I presume
the issue you're dealing with while you scanning it. Why
is this two lines? You already have my bag, you

(04:02):
then give it back to me and then ask better
give it back to you to wait again, wait when
you scan it.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Well, it's just say so they're not trying to make
the process better.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
That's a good point.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
They're just trying to make it so they're carrying less
weight on their plane so they use less fuel.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah, okay, Jerry, Huh, Jerry thinks that he can guess
the weight. Yeah, he does.

Speaker 6 (04:20):
He thinks he can guess if it's more.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Or less straight off the road. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Now, I've got a special skill and it extends. It's
mainly based around the twenty three kilogram bag. So I
can lift a suitcase, a large suitcase and tell whether.
I don't know how heavy the suitcase is, but I
can tell whether it's over twenty three kgs or not.
That's all I can tell. I couldn't tell you whether
it's nineteen, eighteen, twenty one.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
You know, I could.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Probably tell you if it was fifteen to twenty two.
But I can tell when it's over twenty three. I
can tell twenty three point one, and I can tell
twenty one point six for example.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Okay, I can also without even touching the bag, Without
even seeing the bag, I can tell you whether it's
over or not. If you've texted someone to bring scales
into the office because you think it might be over,
it's over. But should we have a crack and see
if one we can guess if it's over or under,
and two how much it is. So the weight limit

(05:16):
is seven kilos seven klos. You obviously think that you're
somewhere in the neighborhood of seven kilos.

Speaker 6 (05:22):
Yeah, I think I'm going to guess. I'm going to
guess I'm at.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Okay, Okay, I'm going to lift it off.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Yeah, you can straight up the room.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
I would say it is not packed as tightly as
a bag could be, if you know what I mean, Like,
there could be you could put more stuff in.

Speaker 6 (05:41):
Here if you tried, but I can't because wait.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Second thing is I am brutally strong. So this is
going to look like nothing to you.

Speaker 8 (05:49):
Guys.

Speaker 6 (05:50):
I almost fell over when I lift at that thing.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
You're going to give yourself away when you walk into
the terminal and you can barely hold up that is
over seven kilos. I think this is somewhere near I
want to try that eight or nine. Okay, I'm going
to say, I'm going to say nine keys.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
None cares, surely not. Well. The thing is, it's a
backpack with straps on it, right, so if you rock
up to any normally aligne then nobody's.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Going to weigh that thing.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Like if you if you are flying in New Zealand,
you turn up, it just looks like a normal backpack.
I mean, Ruder is basically going red in the face
lifting it. But that's not that's more saying that's about ruder.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
He's lifting the wrong arm.

Speaker 8 (06:28):
No, I reckon, I reckon. You're right, then I reckon.
I reckon. It's in the ninth eight eight.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Okay, So I'm good, but this is new for me,
going with the sevens. Okay, but I need to lift
it just I don't want to lift it like a curl.
I just left it like using the handle, just like
I'm doing an upright row. No, that's that's that is

(06:56):
around the seven KGr.

Speaker 8 (06:57):
Can you reckon?

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yeah, I'm my My first thing that came to me
was seven point one.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Now jump on those scales.

Speaker 6 (07:04):
Oh god, jump on the scale.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
What's the limit? And then we'll see the bag.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
The problem with these scales is that it's it's weird
on this floor.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Is take it off the met there, put it on
the floor. It is weird on the floor. But that's
all we can. Oh, you're just gonna try and put
the bag on the scale.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Okay, so the bag is going on the scale. Oh no,
what is it?

Speaker 8 (07:29):
Can you see it?

Speaker 3 (07:30):
I can say it?

Speaker 1 (07:34):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Seven keylers seven flat seven point zero.

Speaker 6 (07:39):
That's a one of my box. Thanks for bringing those.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
On, Derry, it's a pleasure.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
And did I what did I say? Seven point one?

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Turns out the kid can tell.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
I've got one of the things I can do.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Oh you guys are do you trust those scales?

Speaker 4 (07:57):
A chicken?

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Mine comes from working out what announcers for a long time.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
It was a real skill of mine.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
Jerry and Mini the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
So Wimbledon's on at the moment, one event that has
always looks exactly the same green green green, green, grass,
green with a bit of yellow in it, you know
what I mean. They've really got the palette. They got
the colors right.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Well. That is one of the rules. This is one
of those situations that has more rules than just about
any other. It's like the Masters, you know how. There's
like a bunch of ridiculous rules around it. And so
the grass is one of them. What you have to
wear is another one. So for example, whites the clothes,
they originally just female players who were required to wear

(08:43):
all white on the court. According to Tennis Fashions of
one hundred and twenty five years of costume change, The
rule was introduced because it was quite unthinkable that a
lady should be seen to perspire.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Oh yes, well, yeah, that's true, and so.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
They changed it recently to make men have to wear
all white as well. The grass is cut to eight
millimeters ye, bang on, eight millimeters, apparently best suited for
modern tennis play, and balls are kept in a fridge
in order to maintain a constant temperature. If this is
an American article, sixty eight degrees fahrenheit.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
Don't know what that is in sixty eight fahrenheit.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
I feel like that's about sort of eight twenty degrees. Yeah,
about twenty degrees sort of thing.

Speaker 8 (09:22):
Oh my, it's twenty degrees. Bang degrees.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Geez, Jerry, jeez, Jerry, you're having a bit.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Of a moment.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Jerry's having a day out. If you would like to
send through any conversions that you need made, send them
through to Jerry, because he is on one day.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
I mean, I can do pounds to New Zealand dollars
if you're interested.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
He yep, he can. Look, I am hold on, I
can actually check one here for you. So I've got
the list of the prices for the concessions at Wimbledon
as well. Yep, I will. I've just I've already converted them,
so I'm just going to go back and find the Okay,
So here we go a a stellar artois. Now, look,

(10:04):
I won't drink that stuff. If if I'm drinking a beer,
it's an export ultra eleven dollars eighty five uiss? Yeah,
what's that? Pounds?

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Pounds?

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Eight like eight seventy five teen e eighty five, eighty.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Five eighty five. Okay, then okay, then since you think
you know it, all the skin on fries are five
pounds fifty? What is that in New Zealand dollars?

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Five pounds fifty New Zealand dollars? You go twice? I
mean that's about I would say twelve or thirteen?

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah, bang on, bang on, thirteen dollars. That's what it is.
The strawberries and cream. Oh, actually, it's gonna be the
same exchange rate, doesn't it. What about a bottle of champaine,
which should be about one hundred and ten pounds twenty cents.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
One hundred and ten pounds twenty cents, I'd say two
to fifty New.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Zeal two fifty, bang on, jeez, the kid's on fire.
The kid is absolutely on just one of those days. Yeah,
it's just one of those days. A couple other strange rules,
the curfew. There's an eleven pm curfew. Andy Murray was
in the lead against the Final sits a pass in
twenty twenty three. We're not to lose the game after
they to pause overnight. There are fines for smashing your
racket fifty k.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Can you go to the toilet in the middle of
the game.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
What's the situation there?

Speaker 1 (11:19):
You can? You can go to the toilet during a
set change and you have to be back within three
minutes or you risk giving a point to their appartent.
I tell you what radio host would be good at that,
because we've only got three minutes to do it as well.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Exactly perfect.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
What about if you don't kind of try very hard?

Speaker 3 (11:34):
What about it if?

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:35):
So Ossie mate Bernard Tomas was fined in Ie ordering
sixty K after he was accused of not putting in
enough effort to beat Joe Wilford songer I love it
fifty minutes.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yeah, you're not trying enough, mate, sex.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
And that it will be like you're not trying hard enough.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
No hard to please James is on the line. I
believe he was wance some parenting advice. Hold the line,
James and see if we can get to you up next.
I don't have any parenting advice for you at least two.

Speaker 5 (12:02):
Jerry and the night the hold icky breakfast.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
James is on the line, and I believe James, you're
looking for some parenting advice.

Speaker 9 (12:10):
Oh it's James Dog, Jerry, James Dog.

Speaker 10 (12:12):
How are you good?

Speaker 11 (12:14):
Long time?

Speaker 3 (12:15):
It's been a long time.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Have you been well?

Speaker 10 (12:17):
James have been.

Speaker 9 (12:18):
Just stomping the big fence as usual?

Speaker 12 (12:20):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Good on yep.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
I like to hear that. How can we help you
this morning, James Dog?

Speaker 9 (12:26):
One yet till six twenty four in the morning, Jerry,
I was just after but a parenting advice. And as
to which age you've finished?

Speaker 2 (12:36):
For donking, HUGO, I know, okay, So what you're talking
about here, James Dog, is for don king is the
process of getting your testicles and lifting your testicles and
saying eric and then you drop them as you say
for donk on your son generally's shoulder. And that's as verdonking.

(13:01):
It's something that I started doing to my son when
he was about four or five years old, and it's
almost as a not a punishment, but a reminder, Yeah,
reminder of whose boss.

Speaker 10 (13:12):
So it's sort of.

Speaker 9 (13:14):
Where it's sort of you know, he's he's showing telling
at school now.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Ah okay, and to come up you know. Yeah, yeah, Well,
I mean certainly by the time your son can verdonk
you back, I think that's probably about time to knock
it on the head, Is that.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Right, Jerry? Yeah, I mean you don't know where you
don't want to be verdonked by your son. That's a
good point when I I reckon, look, I think it's
a roundabout it's probably I'm gonna say it's it's intermediate.
I think you probably you probably cut it out around
about intermedia. I'm thinking about myself anyway, I probably just

(13:50):
knocked it naturally on the head around about intermediate. It
was it was at an age where I could no
longer stand on a chair and verdonk him while he
was standing, which I reckon he was around about eleven
years old at that stage.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
How old is your son, James dog?

Speaker 12 (14:06):
Oh? Just yeah, oh.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Mate, you've got you've got five years of joyce for
donking ahead of you.

Speaker 12 (14:13):
Good today?

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Yeah, so, especially with the school holidays coming up, you know,
going to be a verdont with gayaband.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
But you were saying to enjoy them because they go
so fast they do.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
They do one one moment you're the donking your son,
and next minute you're getting punched on the head.

Speaker 5 (14:28):
Jerry and Night, the Hootarchy, Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Toby latest sporty lines thanks to expert Old to the
beer for Here. European football's governing body has strongly criticized
FIFA's shock decision not to uphold American striker Flow Belligan's
automatic World Cup band UEFA has called the move unprecedented,
incomprehensible and unjustifiable.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
I saw this, yeah, so so basically apparently Trump called
o mate, yeah, and said that, and then they've been.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Trump called his old mate, who's the president of FIFA.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Yeah, what's his name? Oh, he's the guy.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Jianni Infantani.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Do they I feel uh Nagettian? Have you said that one?

Speaker 13 (15:17):
That?

Speaker 2 (15:18):
But yeah, they had, They've got a very close relationship
those two. In fact, they're going to present both of
the trophies together at the end of the World Cup.
He's an interesting one. So Trump then said you've got
to do something about it, tweeted it out and then
Gianni Infantani has obviously spoken to some people and yeah,
Flow Bulligan's band got lifted.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Crazy, it's bloody FIFA. What do you know, it's FIFA.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Bladder?

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Are you telling me that Qatar is not the home
of football?

Speaker 2 (15:51):
And on it Sip Sip Bladder was was famously people
would come to his hotel room with literally brown paper
bags cash.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah, literally, did you guys see the English fellow who
after their game broke his arms? Did you guys see this?
So they won, they won, and one of their player
or two of their players hop the hoardings. One of
them as he jumped the hoardings, his feet clipped the
top of it and he dropped straight down on his
arm snapped it. Oh, broke his arm celebrating the win yesterday. Ridiculous. Man,

(16:22):
I'm really into this World Cup, but it is providing
so many storylines.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
It's gets super interesting from now on in too. Meanwhile,
two more round of sixteen clashes that fee for World
Cup today.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
These are big ones.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
So a couple of top ten ranked sides clash from
seven twenty ten winners and world number three Spain Good
Team Phase seven three in to Porta Galen Dallas for
a place in the quarterfinals. Then the last remaining co
host of the United States try to keep their tournament alive.
They'll be underdogs though when they line up against Belgium
from midday in Seattle.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yeah, well we've weakened them. We took a bit out
of them.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
You'd have to think, yeah, I mean, that's a big
game that Spain versus Portugal. Of course, the Battle of
the Sierra delgadis the mountain range that separates Spain and
Portugal and Warriors Wang Dallan.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
Sorry and Warriors Wang Dallan.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Watanes Alesniar Chadenfreud signed a two year contract extension until
the end of the twenty twenty eight season.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
Taste, thirty year old.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Is sixteen tries and fifteen appearances this season. Wartenise Lesniak's
most recent try lifted his telly to for the Warriors
from seventy five to one hundred matches.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
From one hundred matches.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
To seventy five from one hundred matches A lot, a
lot of numbers, term many numbers.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
There.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
The best strike rate among the club's leading tries scores
to seventy five out of one hundred pound to mighty.
Martin's also recommitted to the club until the end of
twenty twenty six.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Oh yeah, give them a taste. Give me a taste
a Kewi coming up next, gentlemen. It looks like they're
going to be bringing back supersonic flight. This is something
that has confused me ever since they've been the concord.
Why is no one trying to bring it? Surely that
can you remember airplanes getting faster in your lifetime? I can't.
It's about time they did.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
It's the Harderchy.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
Breakfast, Jerry and Mini, the Darchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
I have had a theory that's been confirmed this morning.
My theory my entire life has been, you know, cars
get faster every year. You watch top Gear and that
they testing a faster and faster car every week. Obviously
not for the last like fifteen years, but up until
then they were. Why are planes? Why have planes never

(18:32):
gotten faster? Why has the distance of a flight from
christ Shoes to Auckland not shortened in my lifetime? I
don't know. It's been a conspiracy in mind for the
longest time. Surely they would be working on trying to
make that faster. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Well there was a time, wasn't there in the nineteen
sixties when supersonic flight was taking hold and the concord
turned up and everyone's like, soon, at some stage you
will be able to fly from Auckland, yeah to London
and ten hours. Yeah, that was the idea. That twelve hours,
that was the idea. And then that that went away.
It just disappeared. Remember the concord was going for a

(19:05):
bit and then I think one of them crashed. They're like, well,
hold on, hold on. So apparently there were there were
a few different reasons why they bend it. One was
safety alert.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Little bit of a concern when you go on that fast,
and there was that one crash. They were like, don't
know about this thing. The other one was obviously rising
fuel costs, which at the moment would be at the
gate because apparently it was very, very not economical to
fly that those supersonic jets. The other one was noise.
So when those things take off, once they get to

(19:35):
the sound barrier, there's a massive sonic boom, and so
the US banned sonic booms. They were like, it's too
we can't have because you know, in the US they
got a million different planes flying overhead at any given time.
We can't have a million different sonic booms going on,
and so they bend it. But it's looking like this
year they're looking like they're gonna repeal the the sonic

(19:56):
boom band. They're gonna they're gonna wind it back. And
so so the initial thing was if you go over
the speed of sound, you're not your band because it'll
create the sonic boom. Now what they're going to do
is introduce sound testing. So it's like, go as fast
as you want, but if you make a noise that's
louder than x amount, Okay, then then you get a
slow down or whatever.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Is there not a way some technology that means that
they can make the sonic boom quieter.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Yes, and so that's what they're working on, right, that's
what's potentially going to bring this back. So if they
change that rule, then they find a way to make
the sonic boom a bit quiet, or do it as
they take off, So take off at the speed of sound.
So there's already ah, so while you're flying, you know
there is no boom.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
How do you do? Wow? How would you do that.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Greater minds than me. So yeah, it's looking like it's
going to be one of those ones that Trump rushes
through as well. But it's going to take for the
US to sort it out to be able to get
this thing up and running.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
We're a country who would benefit massively from having Sonic
fly because we're so far away from everything. Yes, I mean,
imagine if you could get from Auckland to today or
yins Down or Auckland Sir Sidney and like an hour
and a half or something like that and.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
It wasn't thinking big enough. Yeah yeah, are you right?

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Or really would open up the world. And because we're
so far away from everything.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Yeah, all right, we need to we need to look
into this. But yeah, it's looking like a could be
back up and running by twenty twenty seven.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Okay, there we go. How to keep Breakfast Jerry.

Speaker 5 (21:21):
And Minyah the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
So I'm not sure whether you saw this, but the
Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanezi has apologized for comments he
made about Kylie Minogue during a podcast. It was a
podcast called Bush Deep that he featured on.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
I think I know what that podcast is about.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Yeah, you can imagine. So Nicki Osborne as the host,
this is what happened.

Speaker 5 (21:43):
Where at rapid fire questions?

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Now every guest gets asked these shag Mary date, Kylie Minnow,
Nicole Kidman or Ronda birch Moore.

Speaker 5 (21:51):
I've just got married. I only six months in. But
if it goes tips up, let's just pretend. Oh Kylie
clearly in Mary, Kylie and Shagger and data all of
the above. All right, it's a triples terrific. All right,
that's fair.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Jesus elbow.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
He's coming home.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
He's got straight out there. He's also recently betrothed. I
love that. He was like, oh, I've just been married. Hey,
she wasn't offering them to you this? Have you ever
entertained a hypothetical before?

Speaker 2 (22:17):
So the comments they prompted a backlash, leading the Prime
Minister issue a six word statement yesterday where he said,
I apologize unequivocally for the comments.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
What does he want to change his order? Who's Ronda
birch More?

Speaker 3 (22:32):
But I don't know.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
She's an actress, Australian actress.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
All right, then let's go the coalition. Lux and Seymour.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Shoot check Mary, Shoot check marya.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
Luxe and.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Jesus, I just got engaged.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Well, I think that's an easy one.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Actually, I hang on, we're allowed to say into a
radio that we're going to shoot a politician.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
Wow, it got to be here.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
It's obviously not real that bench cut. Obviously Seymour shoot clearly.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Then you go radio host Jeremy Wells threatens to shoot
politician David Seymour.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
You absolutely be shagging Winston Peters because you know he'd
be great in the sack, and you're Mary Luxeon because
not because he's he's got the most money. Yeah, and
you could go on holidays off by miles miles.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
See, I'm not really motivated by that kind of stuff.
It's more about the connection.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
For me, Well, marry him and then divorce him. Take half.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
That's not a bad shot. Redder, who you got? What
do you reckon?

Speaker 8 (23:31):
I would probably go pretty similar to you. I don't know.

Speaker 14 (23:34):
David Seymour is pretty good. Time out on the whees,
had an interesting night. I played his fortieth birthday. So
maybe oh, here we go, I know, here we go,
I know, so maybe what happened. This might sound controversial,
but maybe I'll shag Seymour. I'll shoot Winnie and I'll
marry Luxon. For the same reason as you, I just
waited out and take all the money.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
I'll wait for two years.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
I can do two years of marriage to to take us.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
What about you, I think I am going to marry
Winnie p I'm moving. I'm working backwards from that.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
I suppose it's not long ago.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Well this, so there's that. Then Also, picture us parked
up at the Duke of Marlboro and Russell There a
couple of Marlborough golds steak, couple of red wine.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Be a terrible combination.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
You'll be terrible egg each other.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Of regular booking at the thing, I wouldn't mind dipping
my toe into politics as well. I don't know. Now
now we're getting into Now we're getting into problematic territory.
I will shoot David Seymour and then by default I'm
shagging Lucks.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
I'm with it.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
I'm not happy with it. Like I know, I know
you don't drink Crest. But tonight for the.

Speaker 15 (24:49):
Night, Jerry and the Night, the Hoarcky Breakfast, Jeremy Wells
and the Nice Stuart the Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
I fell a story that came across my desk. The
other day is related to the PlayStation. So I was
near and dead to all of our hearts. From January
twenty twenty eight, they're going to stop making discs, so
you won't be able to buy a physical game anymore
on the disc. Okay, when was the last time you
bought a PlayStation game?

Speaker 3 (25:17):
You reckon some time ago?

Speaker 2 (25:18):
I'm going to say pre around COVID time, actually, yeah,
which I yeah, I bought some games for my kids.
They were I think it was like a Civilization game
and I can't remember exactly which one it was.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Maybe it was Civilization, I think it might have been,
and we played it.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
It was really good, actually great for I thought during
COVID games really brought our family together.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
We did a bit of game and at that time.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
The rest of the time, unfortunately, it was just a
case of trying to get my son off the PlayStation.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
And in the end it was good when it broke.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Other PlayStation broke, Yeah, did you break the PlayStation? Kind
of Growing up, my mates had an Xbox and their
dad would threaten to put it through the wood split
it every single day. Mate, if you boys don't get
off that game, I'll put it through the wood split it.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
When you got kids that are particularly compulsive and just
love the games, yeah, and a bit ADHD, then they
just gravitate straight towards the bloody.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Yeah, that's right. So from twenty twenty eight, they're going
to stop making the physical discs and every game is
going to have to be downloaded. Now, I play bit
of PlayStation. I haven't bought a physical disc since the
PlayStation five came out, and actually the one that I've
got you can't put a disc in it, So it's
I just you can just download it.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Does anyone care?

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Does anyone care that it's that you can't get the
physical discs anymore?

Speaker 12 (26:35):
Like?

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Who's a physical disk? Is there anyone out there who's
a physical disc? Like just a lover of physical disc?

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Casey is a known lover of physical disc Really he
buys physical disc Yep.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
What's the advantage of having physical disc I don't.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
I don't know, I can't. I can't think of one.
But I think apparently the issue with the not being
able to buy them anymore is that if you're downloading it,
there's something written in the t's and seas that basically says, oh,
we can remove this download from your PlayStation whenever. Now
I don't think they would, but that is in there.
The other warrior is what happens to all the classic

(27:07):
games out there that were only ever produced on disc
and then you can't find them again. So what's going
to happen when your favorite game is no longer printed
out on disc? This is happening to my dad. He
used to play Red Alert too. Do you remember that
game from way back in the day. Yes, yeah, so
he would play Red Alert on the PlayStation all the time,
but because it was never on a digital download, he

(27:28):
every few years when the disc breaks, has to get
on eBay and try and find another copy of the disc.
So that's one of the worries, is that, like your
favorite game from back in the day may disappear. What
was your favorite game from back in.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
The shame Worn Cricket? Shame ninety nine was like when
that came out, that actually changed my life. That was
revolutionary and in fact, you could go back to the
ninety six World Cup, you had all of the players
and you could play classic matches.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Did they have all the rights for the players' names?
Because by the time I played Ricky Ponting Cricket, which
would have been another ten fifteen years later, and they
didn't have the rights for any of the players' names,
so they did cricket.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Yeah, they I don't think they cared in those days.
They just put them on.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Yeah, we used to sit down and play like full
test matches against each other, and you could, by that
stage that version of the game, your confidence made have
filled up for good bowling or good batting, and once
it was full as a bowler you could throw up
a wrongin or a yorker and then there's a batter
you could start reverse sweeping and things like that.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Well, when I was growing up, I just never dreamed
that there would ever be a cricket game.

Speaker 16 (28:32):
No.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
I mean there was always American sports and stuff, but
I just never thought that there would ever be a
day when there would be a New Zealand a sport
that you could play in New Zealand. Yeah, that was
kind of a mainstream. There would ever be a PlayStation game.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
No, not at all. Yeah, So John's on the Long Morning, John,
are you get an opinion on the old discs disappearing yet?

Speaker 4 (28:50):
A boys?

Speaker 11 (28:51):
Yeah, I think I don't know if there's so much
about all the copyrights and stuff like that. I think
we're moving further and further away from what we remember,
all that stuff old of going to the old United
video video easy getting an overnighter, you know, that had
some sentimental value, and I think going away from it
scary sometimes, you know.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Yeah, one hundred percent, because they just folded eb games
last year and man, missus would go in there all
the time. You just have a little peruse through the
bargain bin, see what's in there.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
John, do you have a favorite PlayStation game?

Speaker 11 (29:24):
I can't go too far away from mon grands Aismo
or Grand Theft Auto.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Yeah, I'm a big Grand Theft Auto guy.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Oh, Jerry, the new one's coming out, so really yeah,
Grand Theft Sort is going to be huge. You'd be
buying that when you.

Speaker 11 (29:34):
John books in a weekly.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Jeers. John Oliver joined the stage. Morning Oliver.

Speaker 10 (29:43):
Are you going good?

Speaker 1 (29:44):
I tell you, yeah, good mate. What are your thoughts
on the old digital vers disk debate?

Speaker 13 (29:50):
Well, I'm very against it because I bought a few
digital games and then it was like a year ago
to PlayStation network went down into the crash and last
about forty eight hours and you couldn't play any of
your downloaded.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
See that's ridiculous, isn't it.

Speaker 16 (30:08):
Yeah, exactly, I know.

Speaker 13 (30:09):
So physical copy I think it's just more ways to
kind of, you know, keep you from owning something rich
actually owning.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Yeah and yeah, and then they could pull the rugout
or like you say, any technical issues. Are your favorite game,
Oliver or.

Speaker 13 (30:23):
I'd have to possibly Last of Us or God of War.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Yeah. Last of Us was great.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Last good job, Good on your Oliver up.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
Thanks, be a call.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
I'll tell what mine is up next. I think I've
got a bit of audio to play that I think
will take you right back to about nineteen ninety five.
It really brought me in the old Man together and
really drove us apart. At the same time.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
I wonder if there's anything with the Demented Moles.

Speaker 5 (30:52):
Jerry and Midnight the Hoot I Keep Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
We're talking about physical desks, which they're eliminating in a
couple of years.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Is that Look January twenty twenty eight, you will no
longer be able to buy physical copies of your favorite
PlayStation games. They're going to be digital only, which isn't
I didn't think it was too big an issue for
me because I haven't bought a physical PlayStation game for
a while, but as Oliver just said when he called in,
the network crashed. While ago, you didn't play any of
hiss downloads.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Yeah, this text here on three for three physical discs
still useful for people in rural areas with bad internet.
Downloads can be hundreds of gigs.

Speaker 12 (31:26):
Oh I know.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Yeah, it drives you insane, particularly if you're like I
don't know, as you become as you're enter into becoming
an aging gamer, and you finish work and you want
to jump on the game and play with your mates.
When your mates text, he says, look, i've got an hour.
Should we jump on the game? You jump on and
it's like download required forty five minutes.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Oh, for god's sake, Josh says, disc only. I'm a
disc person, won't touch any games that require Internet. You
own it, you can play it anywhere, and you can
sell it if you want. The online stuff is painful.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
That's a good point because I remember as a kid,
I would stack up all the games that it didn't
play anymore and go in and exchange them. Get three
dollars fifty of one hundred dollars game.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Miles has said the same thing. Actually he said you
can share it or resell it after finishing with it.
Digital downloads link to your account.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
What about the sticks through you get a move's booklet
with the hard coffee.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
That's a good point. There is something about opening up
a physical anything.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
You know.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
It was the same with compact desks, you know when
you when you'd open it up and.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
Then you'd pull out the.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Leaflet thing and then you'd read through all of the
cut and there was cover art that was associated with it.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
There's a whole other thing about it.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
I chucks the booklet having it in the triangle. I
got a prison triangle. It was prison square.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
And when you first pull it out of the kink
and it goes kink the disc when it comes out
because it's so toyt in there.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Yeah, and then and then you watch your little cousin
try and pull it out and they just about snap
the disc and half like.

Speaker 8 (32:43):
Scratch it the buggery scratcher.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
And then you go to buy a new one and
then you ah, you got to take it into video
easy and they've got the machine that can get rid
of the scratches.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Do you do that?

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Didn't know that exists for a period that you could
take it in, they'd get the scratches taken off, only
fixed it temporarily.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
But yeah, what's your favorite What was your favorite game
back in the day?

Speaker 1 (33:01):
I mean the most formative one for me had to
be John O Lomo Rugby.

Speaker 14 (33:05):
They don't build him league that anymore, going in like
a wildcat, digs like a demented.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
More there who goes in like a wildcat?

Speaker 16 (33:14):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Govin Brook, Robin Brook, that's a huge guardy On the
other my favorite one from that was like that, it'll
put him in ward four, I hope not Bill. That's
the maternity War. Me and my old man used to
play that game all the time. I remember he absolutely
smashed me like sixty points Danilo in one game and
I cried.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Really it was real.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
It was a real learning, a teachable moment.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
How much bigger and faster was joonnal Lomo than every
other player?

Speaker 1 (33:40):
And if you I don't think it was a cheektot.
I think you had to win a tournament you could
unlock the team of Jonas and then you had fifteen
Jonamus on your team. That was ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
What were they like when you kicked over the top
of them and had run back.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Well, the controls weren't quite that.

Speaker 14 (33:54):
It always fun to have that team and then player
a team like Malaysia or trains TOPEI and said, you
get up to four hundred nold.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Yeah, that's powerful. Most discs these days just to download
link anyway, anyone else remember abes World? Yes, I played
for abes World back in the day. There was a
good one, just some strange alien trying to break out
of a prison. I think, yes, yeah, And for you
yours was Shane.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Warn Shane Warn Cricket. That was the one Breakfast Jerry and.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
The Night the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Saw this story last night, Jerry on. I mean, this
thing's taken over my Instagram feed as well as Neil
the Seal. He is a Southern elephant seal in Tasmania,
has become one of Australia's biggest animal celebrities. Thinks was
enormous size, mischievous behavior and viral social media fame. He
is five years old and a thousand kilos. Those things
grow up to about three times.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Yeah, he's just a youngster. Old Neil, great name, by
the way, Neil the Seal.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
The Seal just tremendous. Yeah, tremendous anytime it rhymes you,
I mean, you're just the way laughing. I was watching
a video of him. So every day it seems he
comes ashore and he goes over the road. There's like
a fence that he likes sleeping up against. So I
saw a bunch of the locals. I don't know if
they did this on purpose, but they parked all of
the utes across the gap where he usually comes across

(35:11):
the road. I think the plan was to block him.
They just climbed straight up to the top of the years.
Did you see that, climbed up on the back of
the tray and crushed the thing.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Yeah, he's quite impressive.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
He smashed so many fences.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
All the fences between the between the beach and the
road had just gone.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
He's got no care for any kind of property or
anything like that. He's knocking over traffic cones, he's smashing
over bollards because the other thing, apparently with elephant seals
is they see a bollard and they don't think it's
a bollard. They see it as not very smart. Yeah,
they just see it as another kind of an elephant
seal thing. That they want to attack and so they
fight it. This is the mayor of the Tasman Council

(35:48):
in Tasmania. Rod McDonald, no relation to Ronald.

Speaker 17 (35:51):
Went to visit a gentleman at a little town called Tarana.
He informed that Neil had just been up for a
visit and Neil had come up on the Verandah thought
the ouch was okay. He's jumped up on the couch
that didn't survive his time of weight and took out
the veranda post and getting off the couch he managed
to flicky style and took out a window. So that

(36:11):
was a costly visit. And this is what happens when
you're a bit over a time.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Yes, so apparently as a young man he's practicing the pushing,
the shoving, the wrestling behaviors that he'll need when he's
competing for mates is and they're not also the rolling
on your own children, which elephant.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Seals love to do. Yep, ridiculous looking, they.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Stink, by the way, terrible and the elephant's seal. Remember
there was Humphrey, that's the elephant now. He was a
New Zealand one in the late eighties early nineties. He
loomed large over the Thames area, I.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Believe, right in the firth there.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Yeah, he came up the firth and then started hanging
out in people's paddocks and stuff.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Well, the problem with the Neil now is has becomes
such a viral sensation on social media. Crowds are flocking
around him and they're having to remind people. But this
happens all the time here in New Zealand, having to
remind tourists that is a wild animal and it will
attack you if you get too close.

Speaker 5 (37:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Well, the the it turns out that the wildlife people
there have the provisos don't get more than four nails
away from Neil. Okay, so you've just got to be
four nails. You've got to be at least four links
back for four links back, which I think is a
round about twenty meters.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Look, I won't be going anywhere near that bloody thing.
That's terrifying.

Speaker 5 (37:21):
And they stick Jerry and Midnight the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Get ready everyone, We've got five hundred dollars worth of
Bunning's vouchers to give away and it's academic today. All
you need to do is answer three questions correct.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Out of five phone lines have never run hotter RDA.
I just want to gauge your temperature. Hey, feeling about
the questions?

Speaker 14 (37:41):
I reckon there's a couple of sitters and three shatters.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Yeah, citizen shitters this morning. It's a good name.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Why don't we rename its shutters?

Speaker 3 (37:55):
Welcome to citizen shuitters.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
We'll take that off here, but run it up the flagpole.
So go back.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
He is Waid from marlbret A morning, wade Bay from
the shape there?

Speaker 4 (38:04):
Good?

Speaker 3 (38:05):
How's Marlbera this morning?

Speaker 10 (38:07):
Pussing down Wendy and flooding?

Speaker 1 (38:09):
How does that go? When you work in irigation?

Speaker 10 (38:13):
You just got to deal with it?

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Right?

Speaker 1 (38:15):
What high school will you be representing this morning?

Speaker 12 (38:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (38:18):
I went to my boys, but I wasn't really good
at high school.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Okay, Marlborough Boys. Oh Joey Wheeler went to Marlboro Boys.

Speaker 12 (38:27):
Yeah I think so.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
Yeah, obviously gross form the Highland of Joey Wheeler.

Speaker 11 (38:32):
No, no, no, I'm all black Sam, but I'm not
really into the super ropy sideling.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Yeah right now, that's fair enough. That's fair enough wide
All right, look mate, you know how this works? Answer
three questions out of five and you will win yourself
five hundred dollars worth of Bunnings vouchers. How does that sound?

Speaker 11 (38:49):
Yeap, No, that's still good.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Come on, Way, we'd like to give this away today,
We really would. We'd love to give five.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
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got only got forty five seconds from embisod. You're going
to answer quite quickly, all right? Question one for Way
for five hundred bucks. What is the name of the
Hurricke breakfast discussion group on Facebook?

Speaker 11 (39:11):
I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
It's the Conclave.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Which Hollywood actors starred as Frank Banister in the Peter
Jackson movie The Frighteners.

Speaker 5 (39:20):
Oh, next time, Fox, Come on.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Wade, whose biggest hit was the nineteen sixty nine song
Sweet Caroline.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
You can do this one?

Speaker 12 (39:31):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (39:31):
I should I know this one?

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Come on? Wa oh crap, oh crap. That was one
of the sitters out of the citizens.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Okay, who played Rachel Zane in the American legal drama
series Suits, which City hosted the ninety six Summer Olympics. Wade, Wait, wait, wait,
that sucks. Well, sometimes it's difficult under pre to be honest.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Way this is the thing.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
You probably know the answers to the questions, and then
all of a sudden there's a tecker going in the background.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
Root, it doesn't make them a bit too difficult too.
I would say that it was a bit too hard.

Speaker 7 (40:11):
Probably know two of them, but then I'm just like, now,
what's the bit?

Speaker 10 (40:14):
An hour later I'll remember them.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Yeah, it doesn't help when you're on the Wake and
Bake in the morning either. Of course, brain just got
a little bit slower and irrigation.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
There also Jerry to tell you what the answers were
when you got the wrong all right, Wade bed luck mates.
Just like the door sometimes, isn't it. I don't mind
a new name for it, Citizen Shudders. I would say
there were at least two sitters in there. There's a
couple of shatters shutters too, but didn't matter away. Oh well,
the Sey in New Heights.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Five fifty five fifty Wow.

Speaker 5 (40:45):
Jerry in the Night.

Speaker 18 (40:47):
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Speaker 2 (40:54):
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eight hundred Hrdechi with your lame claim to fame, or
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Speaker 1 (41:01):
Three straight to the phone lines where we find Lee.
Good morning, Lee, what's your lame claim to fame? Good morning?

Speaker 10 (41:10):
Many years ago, when I worked as a waitress and
it was a well to do restaurants and hastings, it
was attached to a motile complex.

Speaker 7 (41:18):
I was.

Speaker 16 (41:20):
Taking a room service room meal to a room and
Mark Trod was running.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
Back from the pool and a speed and a speedos.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Yeah, good rog Sorry did he have a good rig?

Speaker 13 (41:35):
I was too busy caring plate.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Hey, just quickly. That's a great lame claim to fame.
Can you give us a honk on your horn?

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Yeah? Oh okay, that sounds that sounds Germanic to me, Lee,
or or possibly English or Swedish?

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Sorry, is it a toy o to highluks nine?

Speaker 3 (42:01):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (42:05):
I've got a Germanic horn the masters, haven't they brilliant?
Thanks very much for the call, Lee, appreciate that. A
couple of ones that have come through on the ssh MED.
I completed two iron Man races and finished during the
live broadcast both times. I have the video footage. Eighteen
years in the military, never went on operations. I am

(42:25):
technically not actually a veteran. Oh that's a shame. And
then also former Warrior Lance hall Hier is my granddad's
great nephew.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
Now these are the ones that I love.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Former ones where you're going to get the family tree out,
Former Warrior Lance a high great player, Nadawahi and Nemesis
sure is my granddad's great nephew. Okay, well that makes
him your cousins.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Isn't it distant cousin?

Speaker 4 (42:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (42:53):
I think so. How about this one? Hey fellis used
to be an exploration diamond driller in austri and I
worked with Tony Kunwa Yu's older brother. Tony played for
the Crusaders, Blues and Stags in early two thousand. Oh wow,
do you remember Tony k I do.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Actually Whether's younger brother.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, worked with him as a exploration service driller,
I presume in Australia. My lame claim to fame was
that in nineteen ninety three ninety four I worked at
a pub in Southfields, London, and I used to serve
a guy that was one of Michael Jackson's bodyguards. He
said he was the only white bodyguard he had and
he also looked after Elizabeth Taylor when she visited Michael Jackson.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Let's go to Nicki, who's on the line. Good morning, Necky,
welcome to the show.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
How are you this morning? Nicki?

Speaker 16 (43:41):
Yeah, good mate?

Speaker 10 (43:42):
How are you good?

Speaker 3 (43:43):
What's your name? Claim to fame?

Speaker 16 (43:46):
About nine years ago, I was on one news for
an article where a cricketer was in town and he
never came into our pub and we never served him.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
A cricketer never came into your pub and you never
served him.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
But he was in town.

Speaker 16 (44:04):
He was in town. He was a little bit naughty
with alcohol. His name rhymes were lighter was he was?

Speaker 1 (44:13):
He supposed to come into your bar or with or
the news just sniffing around trying to find him in
a bar he was.

Speaker 16 (44:19):
He was turned away from the bar across the road,
but they weren't open yet. So the the reporter came
over and said, hey, did he come into your apart?
And we're like nah, and he's like, oh, can I
interview you? So yeah, I was on the news for
not seeing him, and.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
That was where the news lost all its credibility right there.
Knack in that moment, are you in.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Your car, Nikki? Could you give us a hand?

Speaker 16 (44:46):
On the horn.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Sure, oh that's quite a pleasant one.

Speaker 12 (44:51):
Give me a.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
There's the demo? Oh god, okay, sorry, can.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
You can you give me? Can you give me either?

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Is it a station wagon hatchback or sedan or yute? Nikki,
it's a hatchback kind of sedan hatchback? Okay, Dan hatchback
Nissan and Nissan Prime Era?

Speaker 3 (45:25):
No, okay?

Speaker 12 (45:26):
What is that?

Speaker 10 (45:27):
Nikki's o three.

Speaker 11 (45:32):
By?

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Yeah, we struggled with these new EV's. Thanks very much
for the call, Nikki. There was a great lame claim
to fame. If you reckon you've got one any famous
cricketers you haven't seen, give us a call.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
I didn'tssume he didn't come into my bar.

Speaker 5 (45:49):
Jerry and nine the Hdarchy Breakfast lame.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Claim to fame?

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Time three four eight three is the text number. Or
you can call us on eight hundred and tell us
your lame claim to fame live on the radio, just.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Like Nanda has. Good morning Nanda, how are you going?

Speaker 10 (46:05):
Hi?

Speaker 7 (46:05):
I'm good, marry you very well.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Thank you? What's your lame claim to fame?

Speaker 7 (46:09):
So my granddad when he was in Africa, lent his
braces to Monty. So Lord Montgomery, the huge war hero.
But when he returned them, he made Monty sign them.
So his braces are in a war museum now, ah
lsh Old family.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
Legend signed by Field Marshal Bernard Montgomery. So Bernard Montgomery
he was the guy that was involved in the victory
at l Alamine. So that's a battle that's close to
a lot of New Zealander's hearts. In fact, there's a
lot of Alamans out there. I think the Mighty Battalion
were at Alamine. L Alamaine it's a very common common

(46:45):
name around the East Cape in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
I think that's actually even the name of the character
from Boy. Oh, I think that's actually his name.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
Oh, that would be probably be right.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Yeah, that's Have you ever asked for them back? Nanda?

Speaker 7 (46:57):
No, No, they're sitting there.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
What last question? Are you in your car right now?

Speaker 2 (47:03):
I am?

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Could you give us a honk on your horn?

Speaker 16 (47:08):
No?

Speaker 7 (47:09):
Yes, I did. Let me open a window that might help.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Oh that's that's small and hatchback e to me, Nanda. No, okay,
you go midnight?

Speaker 12 (47:25):
Is a van?

Speaker 1 (47:28):
It is a Mazda Bongo brawny.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
No, what is that, Nanda?

Speaker 7 (47:33):
It's a gero evolution Ah, really, piero.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
Means a penis, doesn't it? Maybe disgusting anyway.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Thanks very much for the call, Nanda. A couple themes
starting to emerge on the text line. I took a
pace of the urinal next to Matt Watson at the
Mystery Creek Field days. Ah, you didn't sneak a peek?

Speaker 2 (47:56):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (47:57):
Good?

Speaker 1 (47:57):
And then this one here lame claim to fame. I
bumped into Roger Waters in a toilet after his concert
and krash sugar his hand well before he ped, okay,
before he paid. That's from Simon.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
That's an interesting question. There isn't it around etiquette with
selfies and pictures taken, et cetera, in urinals with famous people.
If you're in the bathroom, I think you wait.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
To the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
You've had a couple of people ask you for a yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
While I was actually urinating. Yeah, kind of lined it
up while I was with a high selfie looking down.
So I don't know about that one.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Lame claim to fame. I'm distant fourth cousins to describe.
And then Andrew joins us on the line this morning,
Good morning, Andrew, how are you going?

Speaker 12 (48:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (48:41):
Yeah, good on you guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, good days.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
What's your lame claim to fame?

Speaker 10 (48:48):
A few years ago, well more than two years ago,
I spent a few years living in Dublin and on
a night out, I smoked a splitworth Colin Ferrell. You go, well,
I'm pretty sure it was Colin Farrell.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
It looked like Colin Farrell.

Speaker 10 (49:05):
Well yeah, yeah, and he was wearing a bandanna, and
it was a dimly lit nightclub in the in the
smoking area. But I'm pretty I'd say, I'm like eighty
percent sure it was Colin Farrell.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
Okay, what was the chat like, Andrew?

Speaker 10 (49:22):
Uh, you know, it was like small talk, like nightclubby
small talk.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Did he have an Irish accent?

Speaker 10 (49:29):
Yeah, well I didn't he did?

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Yeah right, Okay, well that checks out then because it
would have been Irish. Out of the two years, I.

Speaker 10 (49:37):
Also got a bon Bono lame claimed the same two
of them. But well, once I saw bonnoke any of
the Texan heard someone calling out that he is racist?

Speaker 17 (49:48):
Is he?

Speaker 10 (49:49):
And I you know, well, at the time I thought,
hang on him, man, he loves Africans was a charity stuff.
And then the other time, and then the other time
I was kicking out his house and told me to
move on.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
Um, just go back a bit there. How are you
checking out his house?

Speaker 10 (50:10):
Well, why wouldn't you a sight thing?

Speaker 3 (50:13):
He's got you there, d nice house.

Speaker 10 (50:16):
Well you can't see because he's got a you know,
because this is like a massive gate. But obviously lots
of other people gone to set because you know, they've
all sort of graffeited their names and whatnot on it.
So but yeah, I guess he was like heading out
to go somewhere. So yeah, we're sort of like loitering
for probably a bit too long for they asked us
to move on.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Thanks for your cool Andrew, appreciate it. Jerry and the
Night for the Hodarchy Breakfast go for a lame claims
to fame for this Tuesday, the seventh of July twenty
twenty sixth coming through. So I drove Tim Shambolock, in
other words, him Sheard Bolt and his Meryl cart in

(50:57):
the late nineties.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
I can his meural car wasn't the Lawnmarer, was it?
Remember that time he drove the lawnmar in the parade.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
He did drive the lawnmard back in the day. He
also used to I believe it was a Jaguar project
that he drove when he was the mayor of White Matar,
and it used to have a concrete mixer on the
back of it. That's because he had the concrete mixer.
He also lost the meural chains. Yep, notorious eat Smoker, but.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
On text through here on three two three six, dares
Hasler once thoot on my foot at a Wars game.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
I want to hear more about that.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Yes, so do I lame claim to fame? Brought now,
bought and had a tequila shot with Jerry while the
acc were doing commentary for the twenty seventeen Lions Tour
at the King's Arms? Do you remember that, Jerry?

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Do I ever want to twenty seventeen Lions Tour at
the King's Arms?

Speaker 1 (51:47):
The commentary was carnage because the King's Arms were slated
to be demolished almost. I think that was the last
gig there. Yes, And so we had projected the game
onto a brick wall outside and when it was a
I think that was the it was a draw.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
People started throwing their glasses and bottles at the brick wall.
People started basically tearing the place to bits. You guys
were in like a commentary booth off the side of
the stage and people were trying to bash the door
down to get in.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
People were actually the whole wall was moving. It was
like a music video. And they were Glane fans. Yeah
they were Rabbit, Yeah they were Rabbit. And they were
channing G Lane, G Lane, G Lane, We want g
Lane and they were trying to push the door down
to get to G Lane. It was, It was terrifying.

Speaker 7 (52:29):
It was.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
That was my first job at the ACC back in
twenty seventeen, and I had to send out the invites
to all of the games and there were quite a
few of them all up there, about two thousand tickets
that I had to send out. Accidentally left my phone
number on the email when I sent it out to them,
and the entire tour I was fielding drunk phone calls
from people the whole tour.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
That's a baptism Before't be doing that again.

Speaker 5 (52:57):
Jerry and Midnight the hold I keep wreck First.

Speaker 18 (53:01):
Jerrian and I are joined the conflict the hidak You
Breakfast discussion group on Facebook for more.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Last week we had a guest, the winner of the
Ham on the Bone Award at the New Zealand Bacon
and Ham Awards. Ian from Sam's Butchery and Silverdale, just
behind the King's Plant Barn. There he came on the
show offered a lot of advice. This bit of advice
here which has been particularly well received by our listeners.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
Don't rush the process, do it gradually, like most things,
don't rush them at time, prevail at time, be the
answer to it all.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
So it turns out Ian is a bit of an
oracle when it comes to pretty much everything. Ian joins
us now on the line. Good morning, Ian, welcome to
the show.

Speaker 12 (53:51):
Good morning.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
Happy to be known as an oracle.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Ian.

Speaker 12 (53:57):
I've been called all sorts of things, so I'll take
that as a plusage.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Yeah. Well, since you came on, and you know, our
listeners have had a lot more questions for you, so
we thought we better get you back on and run
a couple of them past you. We'll start with one
that we know you've got an good answer to. This
is from Kent and please settle this annual Christmas debate.
Do you carve a ham with the grain or across
the grain? That's from Rockhampton and Queensland.

Speaker 12 (54:27):
In my opinion, you you got a ham with the grain,
all right, not across the grain. Why You've got to smooth,
smooth a cut, otherwise the hamm is going to be
pulled a little bit. So cut it with the grain.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
You know you are when you are shaving that ham
off the bony And are you do you go for
the for the thin sort of slices or are you
more of a thick slice man.

Speaker 12 (55:00):
In my younger days, I was into thick slises because
I was a road cyclist, so I had to have
plenty of food. Today, much older, of course, they go
through the sim Cliss.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
Makes a lot of sense.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Zach has written in and said, I'd love to know
if Ian could go back in time, what wisdom would
he tell a younger version of himself.

Speaker 12 (55:33):
I have better education. Sport is good, but education has
to come before sport. Sport is a short time period.
Education and career is a long time period.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
That's what you're saying. That is you really going to
get the balance right?

Speaker 12 (55:59):
You'd have to get the Allan's right. I was lucky
in my business career where I was educated by the
company quite severely with the company I was employed by,
And I'm very grateful for that because it stood me
in good Steads and said, I.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Suppose that lead us into our next question. This is
from Charlie. Hi Sam, When and where did you get
your start as a butcher?

Speaker 12 (56:26):
I started my butcher did an apprenticeship back in the
middle sixties, nineteen sixties, eight thousand hours, a good apprenticeship,
just starting the apprenticeship and the butchering trade. At that
point didn't have to go to the meet school in
Wellington because I was halfway through my apprenticeship. But that

(56:54):
apprenticeship has stood me in goodstead. It was an opening
a number of my mother's relations with the butcher and trade,
so in some ways I was foreign here as well.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Bryce has written in and asked if Ian could only
eat one animal for the rest of his life, what
animal would that be?

Speaker 17 (57:23):
O M.

Speaker 12 (57:26):
I would say beef. Beef has got so many variables
attached to it, like you can have your barbecue summertime
and you can have your wintertime, your cats, roles, your jews.
Always remember closer to the bone, the sweeter of the meat.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
And thank you so much for your time this morning.
Much appreciate it.

Speaker 12 (57:55):
Thank you if you have a good day.

Speaker 5 (57:57):
Jerry in the night, the do.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
You want to see on the news last night. So
China launched a nuclear capable, long range ballistic missile and
is sort of straightened to the South Pacific.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
I did see that, Yeah, I did. Pretty hard to
miss and it really felt like, hey, just so you know,
from China we can do this. Yeah, and then fire
of fake nuke into the ocean. Oh not too far
from here, No, it's not that far from here. So
they gave New Zealand a couple of hours notice. Who
who's nice of China? Who did they ring? Is that

(58:28):
our foreign minister Winston Peters?

Speaker 3 (58:30):
That Peter?

Speaker 1 (58:31):
So they caught Whony fits. Hey you going good? Yeah,
good good? Hey, we're gonna launch a nuke? All good?
Well I do, well, look we're doing it.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
So how about that, just so you know, just in
case you're flying through the Pacific region, we are going
to launch a missile from a nuclear submarine.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
A ballistic missile capable of carrying a nuclear war head,
but doesn't have one on it, or at least that's
what they told us.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
It's super good though, if you're in the Pacific and
one of the nations, just to know that from China
they can fire a missile.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
Yes, and you quite comfortably because.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
I'm looking at where it went, and it is about
nine hundred k's if you think about Tahiti and obviously
in the in the eastern Pacific, yep, and on the
way to South America there it's nine hundred k's north
of Bora Bora.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
Okay, so that's quite far east from where we are,
and also from this sort of some or as your fijis.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
Yeah, so yeah, it's quite a long way from there,
but it's towards the equator. So if you go, you
go Bora Bora and then you go basically nine hundred
k's like northlight slightly northeast. Actually it's close to a
place called Caroline Island. There's a lot of tiny little
islands all around there.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Okay, let's tell me this. Where is that in relation
to the flight path of an aeroplane flying from New
Zealand to Indonesia.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
Well, it's a long way away from New Zealand to Indonesia.
But if you're flying to say Los Angeles, your croising,
your crouis them through that you're.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Cruising for a nuclear bruising, you're definitely cruising through that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
Zime.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Oh, it is directly in between any flight between here
in America, So good luck to anyone who's flying over
there at the moment.

Speaker 14 (01:00:13):
The thing that kind of weirs me out about it
is that they rung up Winnipete and they said, hey,
just so you know, in the next twenty four hours,
we're going to be doing this. They did it within
ninety minutes, so that was a new quite far in
advance they were going.

Speaker 8 (01:00:26):
To be doing this.

Speaker 14 (01:00:27):
If you were going to give someone twenty four hours,
wouldn't you wouldn't you sort of do it more a.

Speaker 8 (01:00:32):
Little bit later than ninety minutes?

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Are you saying that this was a show of strength
and not an actual legitimate test.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
What I'm concerned about is that it was launched at
four oh one, so they were one minute late because
obviously it was meant to be launched at four.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Or did it designate at four oh one? Theys did
it four?

Speaker 12 (01:00:47):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
I said that the missile was launched at four oh one.
I don't know how long it took to debt innate.
But also they had some fishing boats that were hanging
around there so they could witness it. Checked us out,
check this out. But you have one of those fishing boats,
you'd be like, are we sure we want.

Speaker 16 (01:01:04):
To be out of here?

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Well, but also if you're sure this thing's not going
to hurt us, But also if you are out there,
it's like, what are you gonna do? You're in the
middle of the Pacific Ocean. Look, fellas, we can either
just keep fishing today or and stop me. If you
don't want to do this, feel free to say no.
Just had a phone call from China. They are launching
a nuke from a sub Do I have your attention?
Would you like to watch that? How worried should we
be there about this?

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
So whenster Peters says, early today China informed of its
plans to launch a long range ballistic missile into the
South Pacific, I mean, look, the South Pacific is massive.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
It is massive, but it's way too close to us.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
It appears that despite our long standing concerns about this
type of activity, China carried out. I mean, you don't
want people using the Pacific as a testing ground for
their bloody weapons.

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