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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Daily Us spoke content that you won't find on the
radio show the Hurt I Keep Breakfast podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You can sing.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Time on your back on me.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
That's beautiful, man, What do you call that? That's gospel.
It's the gospel according to chairs the Bennington beautiful. Are
we going to see him? Surely Loujah on the we're recording. Yeah,
we're recording on the guys. Check check one too, Check
one too?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Is mic working? Chick? I'm going to hear myself. Check
check one too.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Just try to adjustment.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I can one one there, I am yep, and there's me. Okay,
don't it's working?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
So yep, that was No.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
One and there's four three again okay, forty seconds and
good stuff.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Robert Boast did text us on three four eight three
and to the radio show if you just listen to
the podcast. We do a radio show as well, and
he text us both and he said, morning Joey, just
watching some late Big Breakfast last night. Two questions, how's
Mike the Mongolian? And as it doesn't record anything, why
is the recorder called recorder?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Thanks? So, Mike the Mongolian, that's Mike the Mongolian throat
singer from the Late Night Big Breakfast Yep, who was
a Mongolian throat singer like we had performing.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Was as far as we were, as far as we know,
he saw this.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah, I think he's no. I think he's moved on.
I think he's now he's lost, that he's now singing
with his mouth rather than his throat.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Okay, do it.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I don't even know. It was an interesting moment that
Mike the Mongolian throat singer, I think the most viral
moment from that show. Yeah, it's one of those things
I think because the big part of that show was
that we would not know what's happening, and then it
was not laughing yeah, and not breaking yeah, and keeping
a straight face the whole time, which was good but
certainly challenging. And I remember that was the first time
(01:53):
I saw Lee completely great character. Yeah, never seen him
break character before on a TV show. And he couldn't
stop laughing, And the fact that he couldn't stop laughing
meant that I couldn't stop laughing.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
What I love the most about that is that Mike
also couldn't stop laughing, because once you guys started laughing,
he started laughing.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Well, it was we out the world? Wasn't it that
he was singing? But I'm pretty sure it wasn't actually
singing the other world as with a Mongolian throat style.
He was just singing it.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Yeah, in the self furnishings department of the local target.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I must watch that show at some I haven't seen it,
but I must watch it because a lot of people
come up to me and talk to me about that
white people are still watching it. I'm I'm argument it
would be good to find out. Oh, I think, I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I feel like Tom Harper's hard to do this, but
I feel like someone needs to go through all of
Lee's stuff, all Moon TV because it was so youtubeable
before YouTube ever existed. Someone needs to go through and
just clipple that.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Shit up, just put it on. Lee's done. Man, isn't
it right? Okay?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Maybe the duck because I've sent it, we have a
little listen to it. I've just found it on this
thing I've found today YouTube.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Let's have a go, Let's come together as one. They're
are people dying all when it's time to lend hand
to lie the grantest key for all.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
We can home.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Any day body in somewhere, some way to make the change.
We are all the part of gost gra big family,
and the choice you love is away.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
We are the love, We are the children, We are
the world today.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
To let try give you.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
The choice, remade it.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
Where save a line.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
It's true, make a better day.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Just oh send, He's miles in front, some wre and
their lives will be stronger and the free.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Oh look I'll show you. I'm pink.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
The world.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Follow the Jude.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
We are the one who made birthday to let truck keeping.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Mills, chuck mills, chug waved day.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
We say we all.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
We make a bitter day, just you and me.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Wow, brave, it was impressive. I was impressive on that.
I love that he's laughing the whole way through that.
I love that bomb Mike the Mongolian throat singer. It's
got nothing to do with throat singing, is it? Well,
he uses his throat.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I guess what.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
He was a bitst of us. He was at one point.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
At one point, Lee gets up to walk out of
the shot because he's laughing so hard and he's ruining it.
So in his mind he's like, I'm ruining this. So
he walked out and when Mike had the door shut
his head around so everyone crying laughing. Mike, he knew
what was going on to he knew what was going on.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
He's like, this is this is fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Addresses there and the recorder? Did you address the recorder?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Was it called a recording when it doesn't record anything?
I don't know that good question. I found out something
very interesting is today about the Coromandal Peninsula. Oh, yes,
you sent me this real. Yeah. It turns out that
because what I always thought, what is it called? Seems
kind of weird. I have presumed it was a bastardized
multi name h actually a bastardized Tamil name, so from
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the Tamil language. And the Corimandel coast is a part
of India. And then there was a boat called the
SS Coramandel which was a war shop and it was
called a whole lot of other things that it got
renamed the Coromander because it spent some time in the
Coramandel coast in India. It's on the east coast of India,
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just up from Goa and Glen. That boat then came
and Maud and Port Jackson, which is on the northern
tip of the Coramandel and then they called it. They
named it the Coramandal Peninsula. This is in like the
eighteen hundreds, So there it is. That's why it's called
the peninsula. Well the you go, Yeah, there's two places
called Coramandel and the world.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
One is an Indian, one is a man. Your family
must be so grateful that you've learned this fact late
into your.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
You know, late into your.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Kids' lives, because you would to punish them and you
will punish them with that fact every time you go
to the coromandle.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Which is every long weekend. Ah, they're going to learn
that minight.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Yeah, kids coming with your kids coming with you.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Well, how else would you learn? How else would you
know that sort of thing? I mean, that is one
thing you got to say. With three hours with Instagram.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
I can see your kids when they're like thirty getting
together and when daddyes fucking go on about the Coromandel and.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
The boat and ah the fucking But yeah, they get
punished with a lot of punishing weather chat, that's for sure. Yeah,
as a result, they understand orographic rainfall. I mean, there's
not many sort of ten year olds out there that
understand rainfallgraphic rainfall, what does that mean? And they understand
what it care about it winds and high pressure and
low pressure and how it responds to you know, wind
(07:57):
and with the doctor about the doctor, and understand wind
direction and.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Different kinds of clouds.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
We don't do clouds, to be honest, No, I know
that kind of seems weird, but I'm not really that
interested in cumuli nimbus. Dude. You know some people are
interested in cloud spotting. They're like, oh, that's a blah
blah blah cloud surah stratus bro doesn't do it for me.
It's kind of like train spotting.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
So what's the seay orthopedic rain that you're talking about?
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Aerographic rainfall?
Speaker 6 (08:24):
All right?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
So that happens on the west coast of the South Aisle. Oh,
I know this one?
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Is this when the hot air forces moistur arrisee off
the sea and then it bunches up against the hills
and then drops down and then rains.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
And that's what the west coast so rainy. Yeah, so
that's exactly right. So it comes in off the Tasman.
You think you're the only kind of know about fucking
rain bro, where you get the rain what they call
the rain shadow. So it comes in off the Tasman
hits the west coast, it can't get over the mountains
those clouds, and so they bunch up as when I said,
and then eventually they have to rain to release leaves
of the pressure, and then they lift up. They rain first,
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and then as they rain they lift up, their hearts
get lighter and they go up over the top. And
by the time they get to Canterbury there's no moisture
left because it's all rained on one side of the
mountains porographic.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
But it's also happening on the other side in some
parts if you get it easterly and the south, Canterbury
basically has this permanent cloud that sort of hovers over
it because it's too close to the too close to
the sea and the hills.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Well yeah, okay, well that can definitely happen, yeah, depending
on where the wind directions coming from.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Why don't we bother getting Chris Brandolina on this show. Honestly,
I have never learned so much about clouds and weather
and moisture than I have in the last three and
a half minutes.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
You didn't know about the orographic rainfall.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Fact I didn't know anything about Coramanda this is that
started a whole new train of thought for me. And
then hearing Menaya just nail the West coast with a patterns.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
It's only with a pattern. I know you didn't even
think ruder. Why is it so green and wet on
one side of those mountains but it's brown on the other.
Yet they are exactly in terms of latitude, exactly the same,
invent that.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
We've never been there.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Well, I'll tell you what if you do want to
teach your children about orographic rainfall, just drive the Arthur's Pass. Yeah,
and you can just point it out and they will
understand it within two and a half hours because they'll
live it. You'll feel it, they'll breathe it, they'll smell it,
they'll shut it out.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Can come on it, my fa Sure we are breaking?
Then read some of these texts.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, Jeremy Wells and Manaia Steet find them on Instagram
at Hodaki Breakfast. Jerry and Manaia joined the complayt the
Hodaki Breakfast discussion group on Facebook for more.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Can I think we've cleaned ourselves up? After that laste? Good?
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Earlier on the radio show if you just listened to
the podcast. We do a radio show and we're talking
about low level sporting triumphs, which we realize what we've
really reverse engineered here is sporting lane claims to pay.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Let's not call it that though. No, let's not do that.
Let's just keep that between us, but.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Not on the radio show, because someone will fucking tell us,
you guys been lazy.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
There's no new ideas, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
There's a new idea magazine.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
There's no new ideas.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Except for coming on the weather at others passwords.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
I think that's the first time that's been I.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Think that's an original idea. I think that's original. So, actually,
can we take another break? We need to distance ourselves
from that. Sorry, let's come up again.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Jeremy Wells and Manaia Stuart find them on Instagram at
Hodaki Breakfast. Jerry and Manaia joined the complayt the Hodaki
Breakfast discussion group on Facebook for.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
More and we're okay, okay, We're good.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
All right, Jerry, Yeah, I'm going out.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
So before Jerry did all that, we were talking about
low level sporting triumphs and so many text cames through.
We thought we better address them. On the podcast, Alex wrote,
to win our region for the Milo Cup. We scored
one hundred and twenty this cricket within bold. He spelled
at bold. We're not going to judge him. Nine of
the other eleven players out for fifteen runs. One guy
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survived on zero and the eleventh player scored one hundred
and eleven runs.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
He wasn't betting an eleven obviously to win. Take a
guess who he was. It's obvious who that is. It's Williamson.
It was twelve year old can Williamson. It would only
be came Williamson.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
I've got a twelve year old Came Williamson adjacent fact.
Did we talk about this on the radio show last year?
I think we might have maybe even the year before that.
His bat features on the White Stripes album Elephant. It
is the trunk of the tusk. It's the tusk of
the elephant.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Yeah, another came Williamson adjacent fact for you and I.
He's the only person I've ever seen that's been able
to cool your impack your wrong and from side on
immediately immediately it was the seconds was it up high
as well? He was? He's on my deck looking down
over the backyard and when I stepped on, and this
is the timing of him and I steps on, he's watching.
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I'm standing beside him. He's watching manyah rolls, the arm
over the balls released and immediately came Williams is, oh wrong. Yeah,
while it's in the air, he wrong And he just
watched you and immediately went wrong. Yeah, And sure enough,
that's that's your stock delivery. The wrong in it is. Yeah,
this is the thing.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
And the better, the better batsman you are, the harder
it is to face me, I've found because if you
actually know what a wrong it is and you can
pack it, that's when you start getting into trouble because
you go, well, he's not going to bowl the next
one is going to be a standard league spin.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
No.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
I can only bowl wrong in h and by the
time I get to about four or five, he's not.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Going to bull five wrong like it's easier than a
wrong in Well, I've half just do it half.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
I talked to Gary Stead about this a couple of
years ago when I started at the ACC. We got
an invite I don't know why to the launch of
the Summer of Cricket and they were like you on
a media pass, you can go and interview the players
and coach.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Is it yet?
Speaker 4 (13:51):
As I went along and Gary Stead was getting pulled
this way that way by all these different journalists, and
then their media person goes, oh, this guy's gotta question
question for you afterwards, and he goes, oh, yeah, just quickly,
what is it? Just so I can answer it properly.
I was like, no, I just I can't buy leaks
when I can only bowl wrongins.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
And he goes, is that it? Yeah? Is there a question?
Is it? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:12):
He goes okay, and so then like, all right, now
it's your turn to inter view him, and I was
just I just said that exact thing, and he goes,
if you don't have a ball. Someone walked into an
office in the TV and Z building walk back out
with like a stress ball, and then he goes, get
down on your knees, this is great. And then he
got down on his knees about two meters away, and
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then we just bowled the ball back and forth to
each other, and he taught me a drill where I
can't like I'm bowling side on, so it forces I'm
on my knees so I can't turn my body, so
it forces me to stay side on. Give it a
tall That's where you can bring the art the handover.
That's why he's such a successful coach. I just saw
that look in his eyes. He lit up when I
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asked him a question specifically about spin bowler, because he
was a spin bowler back in the day. Yeah, but
he that fucking look in his eyes is like, oh
that's good. Yeah that videos still loved the by though
somewhere out in the zeit ghost.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
I got sex for eleven off nine against Kevin's College
second eleven and nuamat o Saint Kevin's College. That'll be.
But the only thing was the kids were fourteen and
fifteen years old. I was twenty six playing for the
Union senior reserved team.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Well that's funny that he says there, because I played
for the Saint Kevin's College second eleven and we all
got cleaned up by a bunch of twenty six year
olds seriously, and so we were like bug at this.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
That's remarkable.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Our second eleven, our second eleven game plan was so
set and stone every single weekend because basically our team
was just boarding boys from the hostel. By that stage,
I was driving to school. They just wanted to be
able to tell the hostel we're downplaying cricket. They wanted
the game to be over as soon as fucking possible
and then they could go get on the purse or whatever.
And so the ethos for the second eleven was, we'd
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go and find their captain.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Who's your captain. Let's go here, Yes, sweet, we'll bet first.
No to us will beat first.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
What we what we can't have is us sitting here
watching you guys score four hundred, know full well we're
only going to walk out and score fifty. Yeah, so
we'll be like, we'll bat first, you guys chase it down.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Let's all get out of here. Yeah great, And look,
there isn't a single cricketer who isn't keen to get
out of their quick like. I've never no matter what
level you play, I've never known it apart actually I
have played a couple of against a couple of teams
who aren't.
Speaker 6 (16:26):
But.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Most players are just. Firstly, if you see any rain
in the morning and you're a cricketer, you immediately want
the game to be canceled. Every cricketer wants it to
be came as soon as it rains. If it's a
beautiful day, yeah you want to get out there and
play cricket, you low it.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
But is there anything worse than getting up seeing the
rain being like beauty day off and then they're going no, no,
we're still going to play.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Yeah you don't. That's so annoying turning up to a game,
especially social cricket, and.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
You know it's going to drizzle off and on the
whole day and the other team's just so keen to
get It's like, come on mate, let's all go to
the job, let's go to the pub.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
It's a horrible day, nobody. Cricket is not a game
to be played even an overcast conditions, to be honest,
it's like it's a sunny, sunny day game. And so
oftentimes I used to get caught out back in the
day when we had a social team and I was
in my twenties and we'd all be out at nightclubs
generally in those days, and just like do it it
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can we put the and it would be pizzing with
rain and there wasn't the forecasting that there is now
no apps.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
You'd turn bloody POREDFM on on the radio, and then
find out whether the game was on or that.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Yeah, well at night, if there was a if it
was heaving with rain, weird off and be and would
look out. You know, you'd be outside in the nightclub,
maybe having a saga esh. In those days you could
smoke in the nightclubs, but anyway you might Yeah it
does and you smoke on my nuns and you'd think
it's raining. And then you get to get and go.
It's not opening. It's called it. Yeah, it's not gonna happen.
We may as well have a huge night. So you
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then get absolutely hammered, stay up all night. It would
get to like eight in the morning. You'd be like
having good time, and then the sun came out and
then you're like, oh no, oh no, and we got
caught out. I'm going to say ten times and probably
ten years of playing social cricket at least once a year. Yeah,
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with no sleep and turning up. I don't know if
you've ever faced bowling of one and fifteen. Cag's on,
cag's on ks now on no sleep, But it's fucking hard.
You just want to get bowled out. Don't pay me,
just go for the stumps. Turn the workouts you last
about if you can get to fifteen running singles and stuff,
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you've done bloody well.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
Jason Spice took that approach to bowling in the Blacklash.
Oh yeah, he's just about threw.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Up in his run up the way that you guys
went about it, Beck at Saint Kevin's where you'd basically
look for the quickest.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Way out of there.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Maybe they should do that at the will T twenty
because dead well, because probably about twelve of the teams
are just shitters. Yeah, so they just walk out and
they're like, right, what's the quickest way to get this done?
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Oman? Go you batfirst? Oman, you're playing Australia, you'll be
betting first. Yeah, instead of the toss the toss Yeah
fuck that.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Another texts head bay plenty Rip Footy trials missed out
due to groinstrain. Two weeks later, played the RIP coach's
school team with my school shorts on and magazines as
shin guards. Beat the team nine to one. I scored
seven of the goals. Got a phone call from the
coach that night to join the rep team.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Hope, time to get fucked I oh yes.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
Playing for Tamos High School first eleven mid nineties, was
having a day with the bat, just smashed two sixes
back to back out of the road. Coach was umpiring,
said to me, slow down here, mate, one hundred is
within reach. Next ball, full roll the eyes, back swing,
clean bulb for ready to I've still never scored one
hundred and that remains my highest scorer after a lifetime
of cricket.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
We still talk about the two sexes on the road.
I was saying before my highlight of my sporting careers
six for twenty four against Hamilton Boys high in a
traditional fixture in a one day game. We and Boling
first change, and I'm on the Saint Paul's Honors board
for that, in between Dealvatory and d Elvatory and someone
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texting Harry Clay. Actually he said further up that on
his board at Saint Paul's Collegiate is my dad S. C. Clay.
He had bowling figures of six for seven in nineteen
seventy eight. Wow. He would often point that out that
his figures were better than Dan Vatories.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
I like to see the pitch. Yeah, sex for sevens
sort of Melbourne Test areas.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
So you got six for as well and vittories sandwiched
you with two five for stead one five for one,
sex for oh okay, yep, all right, I feel like
a sex four was like six for thirty eight loser
or something like loppy can be dre c clay. I'm
playing golf with them this afternoon. Actually so I will.
I'll ask him.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
He will and one hundred percent know exactly what those
figures are. S c clay will, no d evatory, um,
anything else. We want to sorry, and that's about us.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Yeah, that's about us, a couple of whatever.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
If you are out and about this weekend, good on you.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Stay safe, yes, stay safe, and don't.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Give them anyah text and see if you can corrupt them.
Give me a text, give them a text.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
You're going to give us a number out give him
a text? All right, Bye, guys.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Jerry and Maniah. Catch the radio show from six to
ten weekdays, The Hodaki Breakfast