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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Welcome along to the Hierarchy Breakfast Thursday, the night of
April twenty twenty six. Monday's Juerny, Well this has been nice, Stewart.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
What day is it? What day is it?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Father's Day?

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Does it take you guys about a week or two
to deal with the changing of the clocks? I hit
thirty four times on had to deal with this. Not
once have I've been able to wrap my head around it,
And no one's been able to explain it to me either,
because I just won't listen.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
It's a doubly difficult one for me because not only
have I got the clocks to deal with, we've got
a bin situation going on. Oh, because there was a
it was a good Friday plus Easter Monday.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
So is that gonna push it back two days?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Is it? Well?

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Then what happens to people like me who's been days
on a Friday? Is it now on a Sunday that's
the Lord's Day? Is it going to be Monday.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
This is a confusing one.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
My buns are going to be over flowing.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
You know what other people are doing. I can't live
like this, your sheep, it is what you do. Yeah,
just follow the rest of the follow the rest of
the flop.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
I enjoy being the I don't know what the what
is it the other Benfluencer when you put your bens
out first. I enjoyed that so much that I'm thinking
about getting a spear beIN. Just a dummy Ben. Just
that's the rest of the neighborhood. Listen to the Perfect
week for It out this morning, everyone, great.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Idea, Ben Fluencer fake burn.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
All right, well, thanks for joining us show for today,
and I'll see you guys again tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Welcome along. It's nice to have you with us.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
It's been away for a few days, MANI, which leads
me to ask the question.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
I suppose it's the only question that could be asked,
isn't it. How's your holiday's whole? Pretty one? I didn't
know that was the traveling family that came over here
and got kicked out of the country. Was it just
before COVID? It during COVID?

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Even was it before. I must have been before. But
that guy, the audio of that guy, he's the guy
that went along to the court room. They were streaming
it up on chargers and then went.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Like some sort of gonzo journalists. God bless him.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Holiday was great.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Easter Easter was great, as I think most of the
country did ate my body weight and chocolate still going
through it. Got through a link bunny last night. Did
you man, they're good?

Speaker 1 (02:28):
How many marshmallow eggs did you eat?

Speaker 5 (02:30):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:30):
No, this is the great thing. So we got given
like two of those long trays of them. I don't
eat them, so the message has just got too long
trays and the lucky Yeah, beautiful, beautiful weekend. Got to
catch up with a lot of people around South Canterbury
when checked out a couple of winning venues as well,
or we were down there. That was part of it.
That was sort of the conceit for the trip, although

(02:52):
we only looked at two and then just cut up
with mates basically for the rest of it. One of
the funniest things happened that I don't know if this
happens to you guys. Maybe this is just maybe because
I'm useless, but I was. I was staying with my mates.
So him and his messes came picked me up from
the Amores, and my message had given me a bag
to throw some clothes and stuff. And because I was
just going to go down there as as wearers, no tigers, Yeah,

(03:18):
just with nothing at all. Yeah, I was only staying
one night. We're just going to have a few beers
and then I come home the next day. We might
have got around to golf and just like you pack
some clothes, put your toothbrush in there for a charge,
you know.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
I was like, yeah, nothing at all.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
No, And so then they show up and then they
walked in and my mate's wife sees the bag on
the floor and goes, was this your bag? When I
was like, oh, yes, yeah, So she picks it up
and puts in the car. At this point, I hadn't
packed the bag, and all of a sudden it's in
the car for me, like I'm off to bloody school camp.
It's like a sleepover. So my mate's wife she had
to work, so she disappeared, and then we tucked pretty

(03:53):
heavily into the beers. You know, one of those annual
catchups has everything going blah, blah blah. Start watching Queens
of the Stone Age concert it's on YouTube or that
kind of thing. When the night wine's down, I go, Jese,
I wouldn't want jumping through the shower, and he goes,
did you bring a spear change of clothes? I was like, yeah,
but I can't remember. I can't remember what I did
with that bag. So I'm looking at I can't find

(04:15):
this bag. He's looking around for a towel for me
to have a shower. He can't find a towel, so
oh well, bugger a dog. Go to bed and you know,
we'll be right. And I walk into the bed. My
bag is laid out on the bed alongside a perfectly
folded towel. Our wives between the two and they had
organized basically our whole weekend, our whole lives. And we

(04:35):
were just munting around off a million beers, trying to
figure the whole thing out. And I was like, they
really are the best of us, aren't they.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Oh wow, I did a bit of intergenerational partying for
the first time in my life. I don't think I've
ever done any where. We had gram like grandparents yep,
and then us as you know, late forties, early fifties
year olds and then children also partying at the same time. So, yeah,

(05:04):
this has never happened to me before. Yeah, all all dancing,
three generation all dancer, three generations. Wow, all dancing for
you know some time a party that started at two
in the afternoon and it was the night where the
daylight saving had swapped over. It's Saturday night, year said,
I think it was Sunday? Was this? This party was

(05:25):
actually Sunday night? And as a result that it just
went forever like it was a party that kept checking
the time. I'm like, it must chuus. It must be
ten thirty eleven o'clock by now We're out in the
middle of nowhere, and it was like seven thirty. I'm like,
what do you mean it's seven thirty. And the next
thing and I'm thinking it must be one. It's like
eight thirty.

Speaker 6 (05:44):
Yeah, when so many generations of people covered Jerry, what
sort of music was great question?

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Oh, I tell you what. Everybody turns out everybody loves
a bit of house music. Oh, everybody loves house musics
particularly Yeah, the oldest old were up there. One person,
one person, one person in their early eighties was on
the dance floor with a zimmer frame. I mean I

(06:10):
have never I have never seen someone on the dance
floor just doing a little side shuffle with zimmer frame,
going forward to house music, forward and back. What's the
house music?

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Jeez? You get a long future, hidious day.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
It's like this is I thought I could do this
every weekend. I'm all over that.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Can I come to the next one? Sure, I'll bring
my name and a teenager. I bring it to.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast time.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
For old dudes. Name years for me known as yesterday, Today, tomorrow, Timodo.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Yes, that's right. And the year that we're going to
name today is twenty twenty five. You may remember it
and maybe one of the only ones that you remember
in your advanced dage, Jerry, But twenty twenty five, we're
going to go back to the Masters, Sound the pun
and Golf, cheddel Arm Sunday Masters Whole a teen You
may remember it from this time last year. Rory McRoy
has a part to win the Masters, the final major

(07:08):
he needs to complete a career Grand Slam. In what happens?

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, he choked, he he left it short.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
He did not for the first time either growing up
as a young Irish wounder, he spent some time hard shirt.
He looked like a wonder turvy fighters of him as
a kid.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, he was. It was. It was like a full
golfing nerd as a kid, he was. He was kind
of the white Tiger Woods. Yes, you know, they put
him on the on golf shows all around the world. He
go around, He chip.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Into baskets and the washing machine. Yeah, Washington was the
one they did because that's how he practiced as a kid,
as he would hit it and he would hit the
golf ball into what he described as his mother's washing machine. Mothers,
he said, my mother's not the family's washing machine, your dad's.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
He might have had one of those mothers that said,
don't you dare go on the laundry. Don't don't you
touch my washing touch that washing machine. Don't you did
touch that oven.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Yeah, it's a funder his golfing career. His dad worked
night shift and his mum would work during the day,
so that the two of them would have you know,
around the clock here and he would spend his entire
childhood at the golf course basically, and it will surprise
you not at all to learn that he was an
only child, because could you imagine if there was just
like also a sister, you know, Sharon mcarroy, and she's like, yeah,

(08:19):
severely neglected from my child, and so you'd hope he's
gonna win everything. Yeah, he went pro in two thousand
and seven and two thousand and eleven, he took a
four stroke lead into the final day of the Masters
and shot and ate over to finish tied for fifth,
and he choked. But he was only twenty one at
that stage, so you can kind of forgive him. He
really took the golfing world by storm when he came out,

(08:41):
didn't he. And that same year twenty eleven, Beaver kicked
us to World Cup Glory. SJ took the Wires to
their second Grand Final, and Rory eventually did win. His
first major was the US Open. He won the PGA
Championship the next year and the Open Championship in twenty fourteen,
which meant he just needed the Masters to complete the
Grand Slam. This is by twenty fourteen and he's twenty three,

(09:02):
twenty four years old.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
So what's the grand fame? The grand theme is the Masters,
the Open, PGA, the US Open. Yeah, okay, so those
four those are the four big ones.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Not quite as impressive as in tennis, where it's like Paris,
you know, the French over in the US he goes.
But still regardless, those those are the ones that make
up the Grand Slam. So cut to twenty twenty five,
day three of the Masters, which is the final day.
He shows up again as the tournament leader with the
two stroke lead over di Chambeau. Bryson Dischambeau very hard
to get the scrabble who had beef with over the

(09:36):
whole Live thing, because remember when Live kicked off and
everyone has been all up in arms about it. Rory
McElroy was was basically leading the charge of it's discussing
it's against golf, don't go and do it stick with
the PGA, and the PGA Tour was saying, yeah, good
on you. You know you're our champion for them this
and then they went behind his back and side a
deal that little Live guy's back in yeah, and he

(09:57):
was for you and bryceon de Chambeau.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
A huge amount of it was a six hundred million
dollars something. It was like an insane amount of money
Prepostero and Rory would have turned down even more money
than yes, And so when we're talking about six hundred
million dollars.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
That's a six hundred million dollars slap in the face,
Like now we're going to let this guy come back
and play again.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
It would be pretty annoying.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Yeah, Bryton d. Chambo is quite a polarizing player. He
obviously there's the live thing, but he's also a big
YouTube golfer as well. He's a massive influencer. I think,
you know, in the old traditionalist the purists don't like that,
but then the kids absolutely love Bryson Decembo because he
goes out and plays with your favorite athlete from another sport.

(10:39):
Just the other night, watched him and Steph Curry.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Go around and play around a golf Yeah, he swings
like a person who's playing golf for the fourth time. Yes,
he has his hands out in a really weird way
and sort of swings and it's really unusual, but it hits.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Up much swings as hard as humanly possible as well.
So they had a bit of back and forth throughout
the round, and by whole three, Rory's two stroke lead
had evaporated. So it's looking like he's going to choke agin.
But he had bigger issues than that because going into
the sixteenth he caught a glimpse of the schoolboard. So
at the Masters you're not allowed phones or anything. There's
nothing digital there. The only way that you know how

(11:12):
you're going is they have those old school schoolboards where
they swap the numbers out like the old rugby clubs,
and he was trying not to look at them, but
on the sixteenth it's behind the green, so he had
to look at it and as he in it basically
in his back swing, Justin Rose's score gets updated. He's
just finished his round. He's a couple of holes ahead
of him, and he has hit six birdies in the

(11:34):
last eight holes to be in first place. So Rory
McElroy's trying to breath Brice and d But then all
of a sudden he looks up the school board and goes,
the hell, where did that come from? So then he
misses that part that we talked about before, that was
to win the tournament outright, he had one passed the
hole on the last hole, and so then the next one,

(11:54):
what do you do? You leave it short? That's exactly
what he did so. He then had to go to
a sudden dead or alive against Justin Rose. He beat
Justin Rose in that playoff and became the sixth player
ever to complete the Golfing Grand Slam.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
And then he cried like a baby.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
And he cried like a little baby. And I watched
Doc Demitary, as you can tell by my chronology just there.
I watched that over the weekend, and I cried like
a little baby. Just when I see someone achieve something
that they've been trying to do, sad things don't make
me cry. I'm dead inside in that way. But when
I see someone who's been trying to achieve something for.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
A long time, and he's a nice man, and.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
He's a nice man, so that's off his back, you'd
have to think he's not going to win this year.
The field's wide open. Would be the craziest thing for
Ryan Fox to sneak one home.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
It's the one tournament that I like to watch, yeah,
because it looks so cool.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
And it starts overnight tonight. Ryan Fox Tea's off just
after midnight set her at arms.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Imagine if Ryan Fox took it out, wouldn't that be cool?

Speaker 4 (12:51):
Jerry in the night they.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Breakfast if you later sport headlines thanks to export ult
to the beer for here, my Night's classmate, Jane Watson
could miss up to eight weeks of her debut Super
Nipple season with the Giants with left knee and right
calf damage.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
I didn't really know her high school, but she did
go to my high school. For example. If I was
to call in for its academic and some half us
radio hosts was like, any famous people come out of
your school? I probably would have said, Jane Watson sort
of thin, left knee and right calf damage. So leftne
and the right calf damn. A double injury?

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Was Shane Wattson?

Speaker 3 (13:26):
Was she riding shotgun when Tiger crashed his car?

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Augusta National chair Fred Ridley has maintained the club's position,
demanding a holt of the advance of golf ball technology
is driving distances regularly extend beyond three hundred and fifty yards.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
As a man with an incurable slice. I sort of
backed this as well, because the further I can hit
a golf ball, the further I can head it into
the woods, you know what I mean? So I don't
mind that. I wouldn't mind like playing around a golf
with the squash ball, but the great leveler.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
How far has golf ball technology gone though? I mean,
is it really certainly hasn't helped my game? I'm having
the ball not as far as I used to back
with the old technology. Is it really that much better? Joe?

Speaker 3 (14:08):
I saw a photo and again sound the punishing golf chedeline,
But I saw a photo the other day of the
clubs that Tiger won the Masters with and was it
ninety seven or whatever when he first when he first
won it, they were ridiculous lads. Yeah, and like I
think the driver might have ever been wooden, Oh yeah,
or if it wasn't wooden, it was like stainless.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Steel, but stainless steel but small head.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Yeah, And it's like and he would have beaten, you know,
so you don't need the flash clubs basically where I'm laying.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Yeah, And Charlie's Lejah Walker has gone from forcing basketball
in New Zealand to bring in a minimum high school
player age to the brink of being a w NBA professional.
The point guard is preparing to hear her name read
out at Monday's draft, and he's in New York after
completing her UCLA college career with a national champion.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Saw that congratulations to her. She One of the great
traditions in basketball is after you win a tournament, you
get up there and you cut the knit down. And
it used to be that the MVP would just get
the whole knit and they'd wear it like a necklace
and presumably put it in the cupboard somewhere. Nowadays they've
they've thought it through. You cut like a string off
it and you tie it onto your hat or something,

(15:15):
or onto your jersey, right, and so every player on
the team's got one. I like the idea of bringing
that to the social arena. So say, for example, you
win your local league at the WAMC, bring the ladder out.
Shut that thing down.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
I feel like I've spent a lot of time at
basketball courts around the country where it's been attempted already
but only half done. Yeah, just a bit of half
string hanging down. Is there anything sad? No?

Speaker 3 (15:40):
I won't shoot hoops on a hope with no net.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
There's no fift. Nah, there's no satisfaction.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
No, well, yeah, there's no feedback, there's no rapp as
it goes through the net. And then even if you
had a swash. Your balls just shot off down the
bloody rugby feel up.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Next, we've got to please explain around broadcasting standards.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
And decency Jerryman nine the Hiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
So we had a message and found its way into
the Conclave, which is the Hardie Breakfast Facebook discussion group.
You can search it out on the Conclave or the
Hidachy Breakfast and you'll find it. And someone asked a question, Well,
actually someone posted another post which came through from Worldly

(16:24):
Vanilla nine nine eighty five.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
I know them, well do you know? Oh no, not
the ninety nine eighty five one. I know the other
nine thousand and eighty four of them? How many other
world even though a lot man, they're out there and
they're listening, right. The listening is what you need to.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Learn, Worldly Dash Vanilla. So the question was broadcasting standards
on podcast question mark discussion. That's a statement with a
question mark behind it, discussion. I'm a television and radio listener.
I'm new to podcasts.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Okay, so Boomer straight up through a television listener. Who
have you heard about these podcasts? Have you heard about
It's like radio, you can just put it on whenever
you want.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Why is there no standards on podcasts? I can explain
this well. Also, that's terrible grammar, isn't it. Why are
there no standards on podcasts?

Speaker 3 (17:14):
Why is there no standard for podcasting?

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Yeah? I listened to the Headache podcast and Jeremy Well
said the C dollar sign, hashtag T word multiple times?
Is this accepted on podcasts? Why doesn't the BSA apply
it to podcasts?

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Now we can explain why the BSA doesn't apply to
podcast but first point of order, can I just take
with World Living in a nine nine eighty five? When
are people going to start realizing that I'm on this
show too?

Speaker 1 (17:46):
I see it.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Too, and I said it probably far more than Jerry did.
Would it kills someone to complain about me? And I
read it through it every now and then.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
A couple of problems as well with this question that
I said the C you know word. It's just you
say the C word, wouldn't you? You don't need to
put the tea in there as well?

Speaker 3 (18:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Multiple times? Yeah. So no, the Broadcasting Standards Authority doesn't
apply to podcasts.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
It doesn't apply to things that and this is gonna
blow this boomer's mind. Aren't broadcasts. The clue is in
the name the Broadcasting Standards Authority.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Well, I guess a lot of people don't know what
a broadcast is.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Yes, And I think this is where a lot of
boomers get into trouble because they grew up just watching TV,
just listening to the radio, and they think that the
social media on the Internet is the same thing, but
just on a different screen.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
No, no, it's the difference with the broadcast. Is the
idea is you can stumble upon this radio show, you
know what I mean, if you're scanning through on your wireless,
if you're driving through to work and you just hit
the seak button or the skip or whatever your automatic
scanning buttons. You could stumble across this with an audience
that didn't sign up for it and then be subjected

(18:57):
to words like Jerry users on the podcast. And that
needs to be regulated. So that's what the Broadcasting Standards
Authority does, and actually, probably more often than not, we
do on this show and hold other people to you
to account, like Raylen Ramsey. We did it with Matt
Gibb as well, these kinds of things.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Yeah, Well, the Broadcasting Standards Authority was under the Broadcasting Act,
which was created in nineteen eighty nine. Almost boring broadcasting,
but it was created in nineteen eighty nine, and obviously
there was no digital communication in nineteen eighty nine. Well,
it hasn't actually been updated now interestingly in recent times,

(19:37):
I think this year actually, in fact, maybe even a
month ago. The Broadcasting Standards Authority who decides the standards
of good taste and decency and judges them. You can
write a letter to them and say that something wasn't right.
They recently ruled on some digital communication that was going
on for another broadcaster who of ill repute, is on

(20:00):
a digital space. But they claim that they have authority,
the Broadcasting sens authority, to rule over what they said
on that particular platform because they it sounds like a
radio show.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Oh come on, quite how that works. I have found
the Reddit thread itself, and some of the comments on
there are pretty good, like this one here Worldly Vanilla
will join the Moon, Prince Harry in sixting on the
penis side of the Cody Logue effects to the wall
of the studio.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Jeremy Wells and the nice Stuart the Hurdarchy breakfast just talking.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
About the broadcasting standards or authority and what they authorize,
what they oversee.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
This sorry, Joy, this is off the back of a
complaint on Reddit, the reddit threads about your language on
the podcast, and we may need to delve into a
little bit deeper on a podcast this week where we
do have the freedom to use those kinds of words
exempt from the BA.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Yeah, that's right. The broadcasting sens authority don't oversee Reddit
for example.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
No, exactly, so that person didn't need to censor themselves
Worldly Vanilla in that post. So Carl's texted and said,
why can't our student radio sweel like pirates? Well, this
is another part of the BSA is that it is,
at least in the first instance, self governed, So you
would need to have a complaint received from your listenership,
and no one's listening to your student radio that's probably why,

(21:23):
and then the people that are aren't defended, so yeah,
there's no complaints coming through. My biggest issue with this
whole thing broadcasting sentence on podcasts. Jeremy Wells said the
sea word multiple times on a podcast. I also said
the sea word on that same podcast. Nobody cared, and
so what I want to know, I need some help
on this on three four eight three, because I don't
know where the line is. I think I need to

(21:45):
get a Broadcasting Standards Authority complaint against me. You know,
we broached the subject about this time last year. I
think this is where the rubber meets the road man.
But what can I say if you can text us
in on three four eight three, which is also exempt
from the BSA, and let me know what kind of
thing could I say that would get me a Broadcasting
Standards Authority complaint? But wouldn't be an entire career in it.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
This is like baiting. This is like Mannighi bating. So
what people send them something for you to say, and
you say it and then they complain about the thing.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
Yeah, one hundred that would.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Be That would be remarkable.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Yeah, that's right. But I do reserve the right to
read them first.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Before that would be that you have to be blindfolded.
I would have to appear in front of you, and
then you just have to say the words that someone
has said that you have to say. I mean, it's
not easy to get a broadcasting standards complaint.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
No, And in the time that I've worked at Hodak,
and I've worked there for off and on for a
number of years. I've only become aware of like two
or three and only one that was upheld.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Yep. It can be quite difficult and it's different. It's
different because if people tune in, they expect to hear
a level of discussion which they expect and on where
things are. Context is very important when it comes to
the Broadcasting stands authority.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
For example, every year they put out that list of
words that you can't say on the radio. That they're
actually not words that you can and can't say. There's
nowhere on there that there's a line that says you
can say the words above below this, but not above
because it's a spectrum and people that listen to this
show probably a little easily less offended.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Then, for example, if you listen to I don't know
zyb or something, Yeah, there.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
I think nowadays with sweards, people are not so worried.
There's probably the seaweed, but you generally wouldn't get a
complain around that. I'll tell you areas that you probably will.
There's a couple of areas. Yes, there's one. There's one
around racism particularly. I think that you find that if
you go down that road.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
I like the one that David Baker's textan on three
four eight three.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Yeah, yeah, that one right there. I think I think
that will land you in reasonably hot water with the
broadcasting stands authority.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Well are there a lot of them in the broadcasting
standards authority out there? And then another one here there
reasn't as we expect the sea word from hum and
I not Jeremy, he's too proper.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
This is the thing. I think people can't quite fathom
the idea that you could be on seven sharp at
seven o'clock and then.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Also swear, yeah, how dear you. Also then instead of
me swearing on this radio station, which people do expect,
maybe I should host seven sharp.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
I reckon you be able to get a complaint pretty quickly.
Just drop the sea bomb straight off the back of
Dan Corbett's Weather.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
Jerry and Mania the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
A couple of texts in regarding Mania's quest to get
a broadcasting standards or authority complaint. Well, actually, and not
just a complaint. You want to you want an actual
Do you want to be chastised? Do you want the
full slap on the rest of the wetbuster cut?

Speaker 3 (24:54):
I would I wouldn't. At least at least they complained
in a Reddit thread, you know what I mean, that's
probably the way around this. We don't even actually have
to do it. If someone could just get on the
reddit threads and start slagging me off, that'll probably be
the way forward. Because Jerry's received one of a complaint
that he used the sea word on a podcast, and
we have to assume that it's come from a seven

(25:16):
Sharp viewer who's then found that you're on a podcast,
and then go, oh, I'd love to hear him and
Hillary chatting off here and then here you come with
all your sea bombs.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
You and me dropping sea bombs. Yeah, yep, he probably
was quite surprised. I'm just looking at his handle. His
handle there as worldly vanilla.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Success from you. I gotta be honest, if I'm tossing
the corn here, I think that's a woman, do you?

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yeah? I thought read it was mainly for men.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
I've just seen No, I don't know necessarily. I've just
seen the types of people who come up to you
off the back of seven sharp and always ask you
about Hillary. And I'm picturing one of them, all right.
I've seen them do it on an international flight. Right
about seven hours into a seventeen hour flight. I watched
the to the old biddies get up and go terrible.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
You look terrible, God, look at you? You did look
I just spoken up?

Speaker 5 (26:10):
Man.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Wait, do you hear the podcast.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
There's a couple of texts that have come in regarding
that one from Mark and I. You could give spud
iff as a go Matt, he said at once. Now
he's on news talks here be.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
So if I want to refer to my people as spudkers, ops,
oh my god, spud suckers.

Speaker 7 (26:29):
WHOA?

Speaker 1 (26:30):
I know that.

Speaker 6 (26:30):
I know that there's a radio host down the hall
from us that about ten years ago he went on
the radio and told everyone how to make a bomb,
and he was removed for three days. He was suspended for.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
Them really yeah, yeah a bomb, Yeah, okay, bomb instructions.
Spud suckers, Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Keep the suggestions coming in for broadcasting standards complaints that man,
I can have a crack.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
At Jerry and Mania the Darchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Jerry and Mania joined the complaints the Hidaky Breakfast discussion
group Facebook.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
In the past on the Hudicky Breakfast, we've looked for
the line of demarcation, so where the line where things
change from one word to another in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Primarily around regional dialects. So for example, dwang's versus noggs,
which was the first one that we did, and those
are the little bits of wood that go between the
studs that hold your walls up. In the South Island
their dwangs. In the North Island their nogs. But whereabouts
exactly now we forgot to write that down, so we
can't remember, but we did figure it out. At one

(27:30):
point we didn't know where it was that wasn't it
Nelson or something. They're often around the Cook Strait, some
of it because I believe I've had a long held
theory that Wellington is actually a South Island city, so
a lot of the South Island terminology extends to Wellington.
The other thing we've realized is that you can basically
draw a circle around Hawk's Bay. Just throw that out,
because they will have a completely different word for whatever

(27:51):
we're talking about. For example, funnel versus beerbong and the
South Island it's a beer bong. The further north you go,
the more likely it is that it's going to be
a funnel. Yeah, in Hawks Bay it's a wa aa
a beer wha.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah, that's right. I forgot about the Beer Way that
they're an outlier out there. They do things definitely in
the Hawks Bay.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
They do batch versus crib. Again, it's a crib in
the south and actually only from about the white Taki
River south and then from Cannery north it's a it's
a batch yep, tailing versus docking. Again. I believe that
was the north south thing.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
That wasn't also, yeah, so docking was north.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Although yes, but I heard that there was some urban
docking going on in Wellington. They were still referring to
it as docking.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Savories vers many pis versus bridge pies.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Yeah, I don't remember the bridge pie part of it,
but I know Savories mini pis up north.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Savory is down south.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Savories down south. So there's a new one.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Yes, it's one that I ran into over the weekend
being down south and I realized that I've been using
these interchangeably, but as a kid, I only ever used one.
Do you call it tea or do you call it dinner?

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (28:57):
The meal you have after work and before you go
to bed. Yes, do you refer to that as tea
or do you refer to that as dinner?

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Well, and my family, it was always referred to as dinner,
fancy dinner. We had dinner, yep, and that was normally
at a round about US six forty five. I feel
like it this game came on. We had dinner just
after the sports news, right, yeah, and just before Jim
Hackey started to come on and talk about the weather.

(29:24):
Because I'd always remember sort of looking up and looking
over at the TV as it's still going in those days. Yeah, yeah,
but we had to sit down. We're not allowed to
watch TV and sit and have our dinner. Yep. We
had to have our dinner at the table.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Well, growing up, it was always tea. What's for tea?
When are we having tea?

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Really? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Why do we have for tea tonight? And very confusing
because it's interchangeable with you know, having a cup of
tea as well, which was a little bit confusing as well.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
But it is a weird one, isn't it. Why would
you call it tea?

Speaker 3 (29:50):
It was only when I, you know, me and my
mate were having a couple of beers and he said
should shoot into the Royal for tea, and I said,
great idea. And then then I thought, did someone described
as tea for a while?

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Well? And rightly so, because as you say it, it's confusing.
You shouldn't have a cup of tea.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
I don't know where that came from, Ruder, What were you?

Speaker 6 (30:09):
I'm going through something at the moment because I remember
growing up that it was always tea, and I feel
like that's because my dad was British and so we
went with tea. But now I'm starting to think that
I call it as an adult with my family, I
say dinner.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Yeah, I think I reckon dinner it. I think it's
a British thing. I think you're right, Ruder. I think
it's an English thing, and I think it's changed. But
I think nowadays there's very few people that are saying,
what's what's happening for tea?

Speaker 3 (30:37):
What's for tea?

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (30:38):
New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
But let's see if we can find a line of demarcation.
Give us a text three four eight three wherever you are.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
Yep, we'll give us a call, though, one hundred Hodakio
one hundred and four to eight seven five.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
I'd like to know so where people grew up as well,
because then we can work out historically if it maybe
has shifted, if it still exists.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Yes, where you from? What do you call it dinner
or tea?

Speaker 4 (31:01):
Jerry in the night they breakfast as we're looking for
the dear line of demarcation between the word dinner and tea?

Speaker 1 (31:08):
What do you call it? Do you call it tea
or do you call it dinner?

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Always tea to me. Now, I grew up in the
South Island, but there's often the line of demarcation may
not be regional. Sometimes you'll find that it can be
an age thing or a how rich you are? I
think it can be sometimes the line of democation, socioeconomic

(31:32):
socioeconomic thing.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Yes, so maybe we're the heritage of your parents. Maybe
a fucking pupper thing. Yeah, it might be fuck pupa.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Yeah, Russell's texting from Southland and I call it tea.
Don't forget shingle metal and gravel roads. That's a great point.
So there were gravel roads down south it loose metal. Yeah,
that's right, Samantha has text her. As a child, my
parents called it tea. Then it turned into dinner once
I was a little bit older. Now that I have
my own toddler. I'll call their dinner tea and my

(32:04):
dinner dinner. I'm from Auckland and I was literally wondering
about this yesterday. Okay, real finger stuff from us.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Right, So she's she's running a different dinner, she's running
a kid's dinner, and then she's just running a.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Bunch of dinner, a bunch of head noise for her kid.
There's a bunch of theories coming through on three four
eight through. Let's go to the phone lines. Though one
hundred hadaki, Good morning, Owen. What's your theory on this morning?

Speaker 7 (32:26):
Guys? Yeah, my understanding, and oh easily take it to
be corrected. But it's an old English thing where your
dinner was your lunch, probably a hot lunch, and then
you had tea at about five o'clock i e. Cup
of tea from the cricket thing, tea with some cakes
or something, and then and then later on you had supper.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Hold on for a second, you're introducing a whole new thing.

Speaker 7 (32:48):
But because there's Kiwis, we don't do supper, so we
sort of use dinner and tea interchangeable. But the other
thing you could throw on the mix is, as we
refer to Christmas dinner, which is generally lunch, don't we
yah Christmas.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
That's a good point, but what was what did supper
consist stuff? Did you have supper growing up?

Speaker 5 (33:05):
No?

Speaker 7 (33:06):
I didn't know, but but we when I was little
little we lived in the UK for a year and
my mum used to say, you know, it's quite often
that the pomps would you know, they have tea, then
they might go to the pub for a point and
then they'd come home and have supper. But it could
be you know, beans on toast or something like that
because I've had their good meal at lunch time.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Okay, yeah, what I noticed. The only time supper was
ever used when I was growing up ohen was when
I went around school camp.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
Yeah, yeah we have.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
And you'd have milo and yeah toast or maybe a
biscuit of some kind.

Speaker 7 (33:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
Yeah, it's a good point. You raised about the cricket
as well, because they start for the tea. Break that
ye break yea. It's a good point.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Thanks very much for the thank you.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
We've got to text on a similar line here. Hi guys.
I'm originally from the Southeastern England and it was always
tea when my parents were both Irish, and dad would
only call it tea. But he had a supper before bedtime,
which would consist of what you'd normally have for breakfast,
toast or cereal like thanks Sean.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
So he had his breakfast before he went to bed.

Speaker 6 (34:11):
Yeah, yeah, that's not right.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
That's interesting, it's very confusing. A few more texts here.
We have tea, but we are so this is There's
been a couple of texts on this theme. We have
tea at home, but we go out for dinner.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
That's a good point. Nobody ever goes out for tea. Yes,
do you never go out for tea?

Speaker 3 (34:32):
Yeah? And another one here Wellington dinner these days, but
tea growing up. Parents are from Tomoka.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Okay, So what we're getting to here is possibly tea
is more an old fashioned word for dinner and probably
came from England. That's where we're kind of getting to nowadays. No,
and nowadays it's still being held on to maybe in
the south isiglight.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
I think. So there's a fresh batch of texts coming
through here. Let's go to a song. Keep the text
coming through three four eight three. We're going to collect
the information and present our findings next.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Tea bagging, says Simon. Kind of a different thing, Simon,
that one, doesn't it. It's in Cambridge. They're doing a
lot of tea bagging apparently.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
Jerry and Midnight, the Hodiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
What is dinner? What is tea?

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Is it regional?

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Is it historical?

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Is it an age thing? I'm from the South Island.
We say tea the number of times a day we
hear what's for tea, mum? But we would say we
go out for dinner. So is it a I don't know.
Is it a home versus? Is it a home and
away thing?

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Brett, good morning, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 8 (35:40):
Hey, game boys, Good Brett.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
What do you call it dinner or tea?

Speaker 8 (35:44):
I call it dinner. But also from the South Island
originally though it's a bit of a class one. A
lot back in your grandparents and great grandparents day, dinner
was your main meal and that was usually about lunchtime
as well.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
Right, But that's okay because if you're like, we're going
to stop for dinner, but it's like one in the afternoon.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
What was lunch then? Bread?

Speaker 8 (36:05):
Uh, lunch with who knows? They had some really weird names.
For all I can say is you drunk tea. You
don't eat tea.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
That's a great point. Yeah, that's a great point. Thanks
very much for the call.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Brett.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Another one here. I'm from Wales. We always had lunch,
then dinner, then supper. Supper could have been pieces of
toast or cereal with a cuppa. Tea was an English thing, methinks. No,
the evening meal is tea and dinner is in the
middle of the day. I just call it smoke o.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Different things. Smoko is a whole nother thing.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
We used dinner and tea interchangeably. We're an Auckland family.
My dad's from Tomorrow, grew up in Auckland. Mum grub
in Ackland. It's why we use both.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Now. I don't want to any closer. I don't want
to muddy the waters. But smoco is a New Zealand
and Australian thing. Yeah, and it comes from having a
break and having a having a smoke. Having a smoke,
doesn't it. That's not that's not an English thing. They smoke,
I don't think. So what do they have play lunch?
I know how you're talking about a whole morning break

(37:13):
or play lunch. Now you know that smoke morning tea.
We used to have morning tea.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
Until you started smoking and then it's smoke. It yeah,
morning tea, play lunch.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Well, we had morning tea at my school. It was
morning tea.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Smoke at my school. All right, where have we landed
on Fowlers? Is it a? I think it is vaguely north.
Here's what it is. It's tea in the South Island
unless you're going out, at which point it becomes dinner.
And in the North Island it is generally dinner unless

(37:47):
you have pretty strong Northern UK here.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
That we land. I don't know. I don't know, Jerry.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
And then the hold Ikey Breakfast the.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Best way to catch up on what you missed The
Darky Breakfast radio show podcast.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
So, after a round trip of over eight hundred thousand k's,
the crew of Artemists two are making their way back
to Word. So they've been around the Moon and they're
on their way back. It's the furthest distance that humans
have ever traveled from Earth. And to tell us more
about what this means and how it's all gone, please
welcome to the Hudocky Breakfast Stardom astronomer Josh oh Racki.

(38:25):
Thanks for your time, Josh. So the first question I
guess people want to know is why did they not
land on the Moon?

Speaker 5 (38:33):
Yeh whatever, Yeah, I mean it's it's I think it
parallels the you know, the Apollo missions in many ways.
You know, when they landed on the Moon. They didn't
just land there the first time. They had multiple missions
prior to that, famously went to the Moon but never landed,
And this is really similar. So atemis two is it's
a test mission, and don't hoping to land on Artemis four,

(38:53):
which should have been hopefully about two or three years.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
Where are they right now, because they've done a couple
of laps. They on their way back now? Are they
still cutting a couple of laps.

Speaker 5 (39:04):
Yeah, no, they're pretty much on their way now, so
that they're heading back to Earth and they should arrive
splashing on the Pacific on Saturday night.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
For us, what were they doing up there?

Speaker 5 (39:15):
I mean a lot of observation. I mean, you know,
they were going around the far side of the Moon,
so that's a side that doesn't face Earth. We don't
see that from here, so there was a lot of observations.
They were seeing eclipses. They were saying, you know, earth rise,
Earth set a lot of really cool stuff and they've
seen a lot of those photos back, so it's been
pretty amazing to see, you know, things we never see.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
So, Josh, do you think they've found anything new out
on their motion.

Speaker 5 (39:40):
I think they definitely found some craters from from what
I heard yesterday they actually were naming some of the crators. Yeah,
but I think a lot of a lot of their
discoveries and a lot of the data we're probably not
going to get until they're actually back, because a lot
of that stuff is you know, kept on board, and
you know, once they get back, they'll be downlinking most
of it.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
How far away is the moon good? Do you put
it into terms that the average kiv you can understand
football fields, rugby fields, or like Hawkland to Hamilton? How
many times that kind of thing.

Speaker 5 (40:10):
Yeah, I mean I could give you the number, but
it doesn't really visualize it. It's kind of like imagining
if Earth was like a basketball, the moon would be
like going to say, like a grape throad. I guess
a large grape throad. It would be about probably about
eight ten meters away from from the basketball. So it's

(40:32):
a pretty Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Know, I like, I like that. That's quite good. Actually,
So if the earth was a basketball and the moon
was a very large grapefruit that you get it used
to get back in the nineteen eighties on your grandma's
tree sort.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
Of thing, you should cut that thing in half and
pour sugar off the top and just edit raw totally.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
So it was eight to ten eight to ten meters.
Oh yeah, okay, so about the distance that you've got
to get back on a rugby field if there's a penalty.

Speaker 5 (41:00):
Yeah, Like, not to get overly scientific, but yeah, you
can tell I'm the science communicator.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Yeah, no, this is good. That's actually the clearest I've
ever had because people are always like, here's how many
blue whales you'd have to stack in on en or draftes.

Speaker 5 (41:15):
So yeah, yeah, there's weighs as much as many as
this many aliphish Yeah, I perfectly understand that. Now.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
So is there a side of the moon which we
never which we never see? Does does only one side
ever face us when it's going around?

Speaker 5 (41:27):
Yeah? So you've probably heard of like The Dark Side
of the Moon, right, great album, but it's yeah, we
actually call it the Far side, So it's an astronomy.
It's what we call tidal locking. So as the Moon
is going around us, the Moon rotates, but the speed
that it is rotating is the same as the speed
that it orbits. So one face of it always is

(41:48):
looking back at the Earth, and then we have the
far side, which is always facing away from Earth.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
That's always tripped me out. So it's as if it's
on a basically like on a stick, poking out from
the from the Earth, because it doesn't, it's always facing
the same way. Is that quite a Is that quite
a common thing? Does that happen anywhere else in space?

Speaker 5 (42:04):
Yeah, it is pretty common. It's called orbit or reticence,
So essentially, just over time, sometimes gravity does this. We
know this with a lot of moons of other planets,
but you know, we just have one moon, so it's
more obvious for us.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
We're talking to Josh Adachi from Stardom. Did it freak
you out, Josh when you look at the Moon and
those pictures that have come back because some really, I
mean they're operating in some good HD, some good HD
stuff going on. Now, how just how many things have
hit the Moon? Like considering how many crazy ye, is anything.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Hit the Moon in our lifetime?

Speaker 5 (42:37):
Oh well, you'll be amazed to know that during the
mission they actually saw three impacts, so you know, they've
been observing the Moon and they reported back to Michian
Control sing. Yeah, we saw these three flashes of light
which are impacts on the Moon. And you know, the
Moon has no atmosphere, so there has no protection like
the Earth does. So yeah, I think I think it
was quite surprising. We didn't think we would see them

(42:58):
that common, but apparently it's way more common than we think.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
That thing's getting smashed the whole time, so are we
are Things kind of coming our way as well, but
because of our gravity, it's or something that's that's been
pushed away.

Speaker 5 (43:11):
I think we've kind of got to two barriers. Number
one is the atmosphere, so that's going to most things. Yeah,
I love the atmosphere pretty great. And then the second
thing is actually the moon, so you know, as the
most going around us, it's kind of like this second barrier.
It's like, you know, it's like a cosmic janitor kind
of sweeping up the stuff around us. So it's pretty useful.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
I think you should update your Instagram social media handles
to the cosmic janitor.

Speaker 5 (43:36):
Josh, Yeah, it's a powerful I don't know if I'm
that smart.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Yeah, Josh Ardaki from Stardom, Thank you so much for
your time this morning.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
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All right?

Speaker 3 (44:58):
Should we get into this?

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Let's yeah, Christian one for you? Chris? What ailment led
to surgery? For Key? We go for Ryan Fox? Last month?
No idea? Kidney Stones, whose best selling first novel was
called Once Were Warriors? You know this, Chris?

Speaker 8 (45:24):
Yep, No, I can't think of it.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Okay, it's gonna go three from three here? Okay, you
can do this. Which band had the nineteen ninety two
song Man on the Moon? A correct? Here he goes,
Here he goes. Who is the chief of police in
the Simpsons TV series? Chief Who? No, sorry, it's Chief Wigham,

(45:58):
Chief Gall. It looks a lot like a peg, Chris,
A peg?

Speaker 3 (46:05):
Do you want to hear the last one?

Speaker 9 (46:06):
Or yeah?

Speaker 7 (46:07):
Yeah, let's go out on a way.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
What nineteen eighty six film starred Dave Bowie as Jariff,
the King of the Goblet.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
You would have got this.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Uh lebra Yeah too?

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Ah?

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Have we ruined the Simpsons feed. Do you think you'll
be able to watch Simpsons ever again?

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Ah, it's maybe a little molecule for the time.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
Yeah, all right, Well, sorry to hear about that. So
I sorry to hear about it. I heard it live.

Speaker 4 (46:36):
Jerry and Midnight The Holdarchy Breakfast. Jerry and Midnight The
hold Iarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Time for Jerry's theories. What do you think Jerry thinks
the answer is to one of life's burning questions. In
the past, we've had average penis size in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
In five point nine three inches.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
I thought, what percent? Very very revelatory. Then what percentage
of Kiwi adults does Jerry think haven't eaten salmul I
thought twelve point and one that we could have tested
but never did. What how many ginger nuts does Jerry
think it would soak take to soak up a cup
of tea?

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Yeah, thirty five and I will stand by thirty five.
We got to twenty and it was a little over
half a cup of tea was gone. I think had
a ruder been bothered to actually get another package of nuts,
then we would have found out that it was a
round about thirty five.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
I just think You know, we do some wacky stuff
on the show, but that one, I think was a
very important piece of scientific evidence. And despite the fact
that Ruder was the only person who actually got off
his ars and went and bought the biscuits, we're still
gonna blame him for that.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Where's the follow through?

Speaker 3 (47:42):
Where's the follow through of the show? Text through your
answers to three four O three closest to the pin
Wednesday fifty dollar ab out shit two days question? What
percentage of kiwis does Jerry think he'd beaten a round
of golf? Now this is off the back of the
Masters kicking off. We're teaming off overnight tonight about midnight,
Ryan Fox, Tea's off. What percentage of Kiwi's of all

(48:04):
Kiwi's not just golf play, but just all If every
New Zealander lined up Tee Dooff played the same course,
what percentage of them?

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Would Jerry be? Okay? And can I just ask a
couple of questions for us please? So is it off?
Are we talking about off the stage? Is it stroke
play or is it match play? So it is it
just however many you score? Or is it per hole?

Speaker 3 (48:25):
I just think in the interest of getting five million
people around an eighteen whole golf course in a timely manner.
We're going stroke play, stroke play. We can't have a
five million way match play.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Okay. So and everyone's playing on the same day.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
We're not going stable Ford in the same condition, same day, David,
same conditions, David.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Is everyone using the same golf clubs and golf balls?
Because I know that at the moment there's a lot
of chat about golf balls, and I know that the
guy who's in charge of Augusta Nationals come out and
said they can't stop changing the technology and the golf balls.
People are heading it too far.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
They are using whatever equipment is most comfortable to them.
They can whatever as long as it's legal, you know
what I mean. They can't have one of those novelty
sticks that shoots the ball out down the fairway for you.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
Someone's text through Glenn wants to know, does Jerry get
any shots? No, we're going off stick.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Okay, So this is off the stick. This is not
has got nothing to do a handicap.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
Yes, So for anyone who doesn't play golf, there's a
complex handicap system that means people have different levels, can
play against each other. We're not doing that. It's just
how many times did you hit the ball? I mean,
the problem is at the moment, my golf is so bad.
I'm I've got no confidence in myself. So just so
you know that.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
That pastors and callers, that is at an all time
low my confidence at the moment. Okay, here's my golf
spraying it all over the place.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
That's going to bump the number down a little bit.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Got to work out a few things here. Obviously. How
many people I think probably pay golf yep.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
In New Zealand, because you've got you've got kids, you'd
have to think you'd be most kids out of the
age of like fourteen, probably.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
You'd hope so, but probably not anymore. There's a few
kids who are probably underaged under the age of fourteen,
probably would beat me.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Then we've got the elderly and infirm.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Yep. So just so you know, callers and texters, my
current handicap is sitting on sixteen point one. Do I
play to that ever? No?

Speaker 3 (50:13):
No, okay, Well that's the question for this morning. What
percentage of Kiwi's does Jerry think he'd beat in a round?
Of golf. Give us a call eight hundred Hidarky or
text us and your answer expressed as a percentage to
one decimal point, and we'll tell you what Jerry thinks.
The answer is, I have to say it.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Recently, I've been my parting's been good since I've stopped
holding the part of tightly.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
That's funny because this text is probably one hundred percent
the ericon.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
Prog Jerry and Mini the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Time for Jerry's theories.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
We're embroiled. Sorry, I'm just reading through a couple of
texts here. The question today, what percentage of Kiwi's does
Jerry think he would beat an a round of golf
or percentage of all Kiwis. So that's not just the
people who play golf, it is just anyone in the country.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Including babies that are born just a second.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
Yeah, that's right, including people who are about to die.
We can't discriminate against them. It might be their dying
wish to play Jerian around a golf we don't know.
Robbie wants to know are the ladies playing off the
same teas? And does everyone get to use has no
doubt flashing expensive clubs.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
That's a good question. I think let's just pretend that
everybody uses the clubs that they want to use. Yeah, okay,
because obviously when you use other people's clubs, it's kind
of weird. Some people have better clubs than me, some
people have worse clubs than me. They feel most comfortable,
essentially just kind of normal clubs. Yep. In terms of
golf balls, I think everybody's using the golf balls that

(51:41):
they want to use.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
Yep. Where are they playing.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
They're playing at Tits, which is my club, TITANGI So
people are going to ask people are a lot of
people who haven't played Tits will slip over they.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
And drop their phone out of their pocket and all
their clubs out of the bag and then going by
themselves from golf shoes out.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
They could do that, but they're going to struggle worth
the amount of bunkers, so they better be good out
of bunkers. There's a little bit of out of bounds.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
I've got a conspiracy theories. Probably isn't the time for it,
but my theory is that bunkers only exist if you
believe they do. If you just play the shot you
would have played off grass then and don't give the
bunk of the power at once over you.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Yeah, there's no easy path threes. Put it that way.
All the trees are like one fifty one sixty, and
they've got big depths, lots of bunkers, and then the
other things. Once you get onto the greens, there's there's
no such thing as an easy putt at tits. Yeah,
every it just looks like something's going on. Sometimes even
the ones that don't break look like they're going to break.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
Big dips at the tits. Another text here. There's a
lot to consider here, but simple equations and maths. So
here goes the majority of golfers andanza over the age
of sixty, however, younger blood. Since COVID has taken up
the game, I've seen many take up the game. So
with that in mind, I'm considering something a little higher
than what's expected. My final result comes in at twenty
three point eight percent. Well, I don't agree with that

(53:00):
because twenty three point eight percent of the population probably
don't even play golf, so that's an easy win. So, yeah,
Bruce is eighty six point seven. I think that's a
little bit closer. Another one here, eighty seven point four
half a million golfers majority of over a twenty handicap.
There will be a few burglars though, which will bring
the number down. Those are people that lie about the handicaps.

(53:20):
So yeah, there we go. Okay, let's go to the
phone lines, Jordy, from today to good morning. How many
people do you think Jerry thinks could beat in the
golf A round of golf?

Speaker 10 (53:33):
A wee bit of research from the gods suspicion for once,
based on the fact that New Zealand is ten to
thirteen percent. So people play golf, but doesn't mean they're good.
I play a bit, but I'm trash. Yeah, So with
my executive decision, I'm going to say around five percent
would be jer.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
Would beat Jerry. So you're saying ninety five wouldn't Jerry
could beat ninety five percent of the population.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Yeah, Okay, you're starting to get up into the right
kind of territory there, Jordy. But let me should I
talk through my where I'm going. I'm with Jordy. I
think there's probably about about ten percent of the total
population of New Zealand as play golf. Out of that
ten percent, so ninety don't right.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
So you're already at so.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
But out of that ninety some people might be actually
quite good if they did pick up a set of
golf clubs. So they might be people who have never
played lots but actually could still beat me. I'd say
they're probably three percent there.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
Maybe.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Oh, the people in their twenties and stuff are actually
really good at other sports. I'm pretty rubbish at the moment,
to be honest, So let's take that into acount. I'm
pretty rubbish at the moment. However, we are playing on
my home course, and I've got some home course knowledge there. Yes, Also,
my short game is starting to come right, let's go,
because I had the yips yep, whether Ryan Fox talked
me through actually and out of bunkers. Now, Ryan Fox's

(54:54):
new technique that he's got me lying the club flat
and then taking heaps of dirt and really following all
all right to work for me. And now I'm actually
hitting the ball quite well out of the bunkers. Plus
the short parts are going well okay, not missing all
crushing it than about three feet.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Okay, So what do you think the number?

Speaker 1 (55:11):
So look, I think I think and this might sound high,
but mainly because not many people actually play golf, were
playing on my I'm saying I could beat ninety eight
point one percent eight point one ninety eight.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Okay, that means Greg is classest to the pen with
ninety eight point six. Good morning, Greg, How did you
get to your number?

Speaker 9 (55:29):
Okay, gls well my one. I did a little bit
of googling. I looked at affiliate club members. I thought, or,
if you're not a member of affiliated club, you're probably
not playing to anything less than a twenty because you
really got to work on that. You know, you can
any any muggets could come along and play to a
twenty eight, But you f yere an affiliated club member.

(55:50):
You know you're going to stick to it. A bit
secu when Gary said he was flying to a first
D and I sort of thought, well, you know there's
a lot of affiliate club he was out there, which
you're probably playing over there. So I just sort of
cut their number and a half and came up with
the one point four. But think could breed big Jerry six, couldn't.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
Yep, we are congratulations Greg, you were closest to depending
on the path three there and you have one for that.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
And you say your part as well. Greek congratulations at you.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
Now, I know we don't generally do this aside from
the ginger nuts one. I actually want to test this.
So if all five million, almost six million Kiwis could
queue up at the test tomorrow, take Jerry on, We'll
see how close we were.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
I saw Jerry pull out a hybrid one thirty yards
like a bloom rit chasing the fox. And he's still
says John.

Speaker 4 (56:34):
Jerry and midnight the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
Quick update on the gravy train fellows, if I could.
This is a point of order that I would like
to raise. Have I turned my back on? Who I am?

Speaker 1 (56:44):
Yees?

Speaker 3 (56:45):
The Operation gravy train is an operation.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
It's very quick, armswer you yes.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
Operation gravy training is an operation to get enough Instagram
followers that people start sending me free stuff via the
magic of social media. I'm I guess becoming a man
of influence. I shall fresh it. And so you've helped
me out on this quest, Jerry.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
You gifted you some I gifted you some followers.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Yeah, you gifted me some followers. You gave me some
advice on what to post and then more recently and
that to go pretty well, and then more recently, we
tried to clean up the profile part of it, because
at that time that was just a higgeldy pigglety mishmosh.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
I've random different things. You were running away from people,
is what you're doing when I You're running away with
people with your Instagram handle which nobody.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
Could understand, which was Monica's Monicas, which was a nickname
that I had at university when one of my neighbors
couldn't pronounce my name after he saw it written down
and each called me Monicas.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Yeah. And also your profile pack was you as a
nine year old or something with some hit phones on.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
And so people two things were happening. One was people
couldn't find my account. The second was when people met me,
they were calling me Mona because they didn't know what
my name was. We know, people don't even know that
I'm on the show, so so you were like, I'll
change it to Mania Stewart, which is what I did.
And then I the first time I shared something from

(58:11):
the show was something on my Instagram story and then
all of a sudden, my inbox was just flooded with
dms on basically the same note of like who the
Hell's this don't like this, hate Mania Stewart Monicas. We
don't like it.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
So then I the first, my first post since the
name change, the identity change, since changing my pronouns.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
I actually that's something you need to do. Why do
you not have your pronouns the underneath the should have?

Speaker 3 (58:41):
I don't care. They call me what you want. And
then so I post a series of carousel of about
fifteen photos of me crouching in front of things around
South Canterbury, and I just got a bunch of comments
to gear in, saying things along the line of bring

(59:02):
back Monica's hashtag cop out bring back Monica's. This is
a very Monica's post. Someone's just texting now Mania has
no money because you went back to your roots.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
Though, this is the whole idea. I mean that has
where Monica's came from. It came from south South Canterbury.
And there you were crouched. Can I ask you why
you always crouched in a in a position like a
lotus position giving giving? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (59:28):
Yeah, I don't know what else did you do?

Speaker 1 (59:30):
I don't know, but why you was down?

Speaker 3 (59:31):
I will I will say two parts. One is fits
into the photo way better. If you crouch in front
of things. Second thing is I'm flexing on all you
guys out there who can't crouch down and then stand
back up again, because a lot of you would have
been stuck in that pad. A lot of you would
have been stuck in I'll do that for as long
as I possibly can. Someone asked if I was advertising

(59:53):
for reinforced gussets and.

Speaker 4 (59:55):
Shorts Jerry in the night Keep Breakfast?

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Did you see fellers? Obviously, we are the bastion of
good taste and decency here in New Zealand. We like
to uphold the standards. You may have seen that, the
and again sound, the punishing golf chattel up, the Master's
tease off overnight. There is a list of words.

Speaker 5 (01:00:18):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
There is a list of words that they are not
allowed to say on the broadcast. Have you seen this.
There's a lot of the stuff that you say on podcast,
Jerry Sea bombs.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
See yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
One of the f bombs that they're not allowed to
use on their coverage is fans. They are not to
refer to anyone at the ground as fans.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
I understand what they call them?

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Patrons?

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Patrons?

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
That's right, patrons.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
They are patrons.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
You're not allowed to call it the rough.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
No, it's a second cart because there is no ruff
at Augusta.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
No, that's right, it's the second cave are.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
You're not allowed to call it a sand trap. They
are bunkers. They are, Funnily enough, I don't think there
actually is sand in that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
No, it's actually mining. It's Bright Courts, a byproduct from
the Spruce Pine mining district in North Carolina.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Yeah right, I think the means the water doesn't hold
up in there. Anyway. You can't call it the back nine.
It's just called the second nine. I know some of
them call it the away and then the return nine
or something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
The in and the out.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
Yeah, the in and the out. You're not allowed to
call it the back. The warm up facility is not
to be called the driving range. It is the tournament
practice area. Oh yes, that's where Justin Rose was hovering
around last year when he had to wait for the
playoff hole.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
You're not allowed to call it a country club or
golf course. What's it called the Augusta National Golf Club.
You're not allowed to call it a golf course.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Oh wow, it's not a golf course. There's a whole
lot of weird dudes wandering around with green jackets. Yes,
everything's in the same palette. So you've got the green obviously,
Augusta National Golf Club green. Yes, with the yellow font
and the white. So you won't see any blue, you
won't see any red.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
No, you're not allowed your and I think there's certain
colors you're not allowed to wear as well. When you're
in attendance, you're not allowed your phone on you. I
would love three days of knowing on your phone.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Imagine there's no technology other than the technology of the
speakers that's hidden inside of bushes that plays bird song
really well. Yeah, because there's no diversity of in the
ecosystem there, because everything's just sprayed. It's amazing that actually
it's weird. It's apparently the most beautiful natural slash unnatural

(01:02:37):
environment you've ever seen in your life. Well, the blade
of grass out of place.

Speaker 3 (01:02:40):
A couple of years ago, a tree fell over and
then the next day it was back up again.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
Yeah, that's right. It's a bit like Universal studios.

Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
Yeah, you're not allowed to use the phrase twosome, fair enough,
you must call it a PERI. Yeah, that's right, the
fourth round.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
You're not allowed to call it the fourth round.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
It must be called the final round. And then the
sponsors they dropped the branding entirely on the broadcast. Yeah,
so they don't mention the expert ultrabfre don't they?

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
Maybe they should.

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
Jerry and Midnight, the Hotiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
Time to do a bit of breathing and a little
bit of gratitude for what's been a lovely show and
a nice return. Actually very happy to be bad.

Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
It has been. Yeah, I feel like the show's flown by,
and that's always a good sign.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
Would you like me to start please? Okay, I'm going
to do a bit of breathing here and and out.
I'd say that I'm grateful for the brave men and
women aboard Ultimus too, for risking their lives flying up
and around the Moon into a carbon fiber can so
we can marvel at some HD photos of a cradle

(01:03:47):
add rock which revolves around us. It's lovely to see
those latest images and things have come a long way,
and I see they are not focusing on the rubbish
which has been left on the moon, which is good
to see because I know in the past, Indians particularly
very very rubbish focused.

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
Really yeah, just rutch coming from them on like taking
photos of the rubbish that was left there.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
One of the focus on the gandies, for God's sake,
is he still a golf ball up there? What did
he hit that thing into allbit? No, it's out there somewhere,
It's on the it's on the moon, somewhere somewhere. Nick.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
I always thought they should have taken a basketball hoop
up there. That would have been way more fun playing
basketball with less gravity.

Speaker 6 (01:04:22):
I am dunk amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
When are they putting microchips and golf balls by the way,
so you don't so when they're actually the golf ball
companies are not going to want that. No, they just
want to some golf. That's right, stupid. Okay, what are
you grateful?

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
I didn't quite get all of that one. I am
grateful for Donald J. Trump forty five forty seven colder,
for making our own great again and bringing peace to
the Middle East to be a six fire that will
ensure our swift economic recovery. And they're not too distant future.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
Grateful over now, isn't it is that? God? Damn it?

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
I can't keep up with this thing.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
No, it's over.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
I thought he fixed it all.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
I'm pretty sure I heard in the news earlier on that. Yeah,
because it over, Yeah, because of the whole trying to
control Israel things sort of bombing Lebanon, and.

Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
But he said that it was all sweet and it
was all fixed. Not quite.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
Turns out he's emboldened to run now to make heaps
of money out of the gave him oz by texting
people to go through there. It used to be free.
Now it's going to cost.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
But when he does. Sorry, but when he does sort
of all out, then what everything will be better? We
all we're all better off.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
Then, look out, Kuba.

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
Ruder, what are you grateful for?

Speaker 6 (01:05:40):
I'm you know what. A couple of times this morning
I have counted my blessings coming back to work to
a job that I enjoy that goes fast, and also
counted my blessings. Over the Easter break, I went and
spent some time with Mama Ruda, some quality time with her.
Got a couple of new insights, but also a long.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
Time listeners to the will be fasinated to hear those
insights into Mama Ruda. She's an interesting one.

Speaker 6 (01:06:08):
Yeah, She is an interesting one but you know, still
going strong seventy six years old and seeing her spend
some quality time with my children as well.

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
Blessed, beautiful to see.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
Bless bless my Jeremy Wells and Manaia Stuart. Find them
on Instagram at Hodaki Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (01:06:27):
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