📻Is it cheating? - The Radio Show

Today on the Hauraki Breakfast, Jerry and Manaia chatted about how long you have to be dating for it to be considered cheating.

 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 3 (00:09):
Welcome along to the Hidarchy Breakfast, Thursday, the twelfth of
February twenty twenty six. My name's Jeremy Wells. This is
my last year.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Early Doors fellas. I'm having a look through the insied
Winter Olympic campaign. I think we heard from Brenna newsreader
there that one of the Melville ives is going to
go down a half pipe at about seven thirty cam
Orphan Cam. I don't know. I will double check that.
I was just having a look through and I've clicked
on some random other thing and I see Rude Climb

(00:36):
Pass has come third in the men's slip stuff.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Rude Climb Past.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah. The bugman, the bugman. Yeah, he kept that quiet,
didn't he?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
What was it in the slope stock thinks So yeah, Sez,
that's impressive because I know that for a long time
he was an alpine ski he was a backcountry alpine skier.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah, many bugs out there.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Probably, Yeah, I guess they freeze some of them and
then they though for the.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Spring tell you what. I had a bug issue yesterday.
We might need to address later on the show, but
coming out next I know we both need to address something.
Three of the members of this show this morning, potentially
even four, have at tenthed a robbery to varying degrees
of success. I think we need to go through them next,

(01:17):
varying degrees of success. One of them was caught red handed.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
While I was a massive fail.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
One of them was denied by security.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
The two were a massive failed. Lot's coming up this morning.
This is the Hardachy Breekfist. It's nice to have you with.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Us, Jerry and Mini the Hodachy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
The worst thing in commercial radio possible happened this morning.
I arrived in at work and there was no coffee.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah, well, yeah, no, there's no coffee.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
There was no coffee, and I noticed Yesterdavid there were
that the coffee was running low, and I thought, well,
someone in the office during the days going to have
the wherewithal to go out and get some more coffee.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
That's what I did as well, And.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
I thought someone will I mean, oh, people do pretty
much nothing out there all day, so I thought someone's
got the time to do it, and sure enough arrived
in here this morning no coffee.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
And I think it's important to point out to the
listeners that did each of us go through about three
to four coffees throughout the morning. I'm double tea spurning
you double tea.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Spooning that I'm too tea spurning at six, same same,
I'm going at seven, I'm going at eight.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, I'm going to date.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
I don't go at night.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
No, but I'm thinking about introducing a niner into the
into the into the regime. So, yeah, we get in
here this morning, there's no coffee in our little tub.
So I was like, right, I'm not going to sit
around and wait for someone else to do it, like Jerry.
I want to take it. I want to take radical
action here. So I took out tub and I went
over to the Coast kitchenette, where you will find Tony

(02:47):
Street doing her show over now and then, and every
now and then she'll find you pelfer in their coffee.
So I had I left enough in there so that
the next person would be able to get themselves a coffee.
And then I stole the resk and I walked out.
And as I'm walking out, I'm just greeted at the
door by Tony Street. She's like, I've gout you red handed.
I was did to right, So I was like, you know,

(03:11):
we need a coffee.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
It nothing, isn't it. You didn't get much for us.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
For one coffee.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
What happens at seven?

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Well, I was hoping that by that stage Zoe would
have gone and stolen some, which she did. Try.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
How did you go?

Speaker 5 (03:27):
I did try, and I had a brain wave, and
I was like, it's on the stationary cupboard, which usually
is unlocked, and there's a security guy sitting sort of
a little bit outside of it. You have to now
swipe into the stationary cupboard. And I swiped my card
and it denied me. And then I was embarrassed, and
the security guy was kind of watching. Then I turned

(03:47):
away and I went to the iheartlouand and I opened
the first cupboard I saw, and I got like a
big tin of not our usual coffee, coffee classic.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah, it's the classics. The taste of the smoker room,
isn't it? That caffa classic?

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Not the macona which has well you guys, both of
you failed. And I did what's necessary in these situations,
and I went over to the coast area as well,
and I, and unlike you, I spotted the second tin
of coffee which sits there because in that area they
for some reason are so entitled they have two turns

(04:26):
of coffee tubs. Yep. And I spotted that other one.
And I thought, after your pathetic efforts of coming back
with what about six spoonfuls, which.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Is enough for one coffee? The three of us I
had already had a coffee.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
And leaving them some, I thought, bugger you. So I
took your tub across that you'd bought. I replaced your
tub with the giant tub that they had that was
a full giant tub. No use your eyes. And then
are they painted on? And then I got to say
to my kids, and then it for Christmas, and then
and then brought that back, so now we have a

(04:59):
full tub on the way through. I did exactly the
same thing as USO, because I thought, I remember Mesh
last year, excuse me, found the holy Grail of.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Macona, the El Dorado of freeze dried coffee.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Yes, and he found it somewhere. I remember him saying,
stationary cup. And I remember it, but I thought that
was in the garage anyway, poorly security guy. So can
you get me into that door? And he goes, oh, no,
I'm not allowed to. I said, come on, we're just
looking for some coffee here, and he's like, I'll get
in trouble. I'm like, I don't care, come on, open
it up, blame it on me. Yeah, he's like when

(05:36):
the cleaner comes. So anyway, I put pressure on him,
but he refused to budge.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Do you offer him any cash?

Speaker 3 (05:43):
It's a good idea. I don't even think of that.
So we now have coffee and now Coast area has none,
but they can go shove it. Yeah, you know, do
they even drink it?

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Well, no one's listening to this station either. You know
that the company is going to get more out of
us having had that coffee than it well out of
Bloody Tony Street and them exactly right.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeah, we do all right. But the question still remains,
what's wrong with the people at Radio Huarcky Why have
they not sorted that out?

Speaker 1 (06:08):
We'll get to the boom with that today after nine o'clock.
We're going to harm drag them over the Carls.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Topical Chune from Nevada. All apologies, Hodicky Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
Jerry and Maniah, the Hierarchy, Breakfast.

Speaker 6 (06:21):
The history of Yesterday, Today Tomorrow, Kimar rule.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Today is the twelfth of February twenty twenty six, Friday,
the thirteenth tomorrow. What could possibly get wrong? And on
this day? In nineteen forty and nine, Panic and Kito, Ecuador,
after War of the World's played on the radio.

Speaker 6 (06:39):
The battle which took place tonight has ended in one
of the most startling defeats ever suffered by an army
in modern times. Seven thousand men nine with rifles and
machine guns pitted against the single fighting machine of the
invaders from Mars, crushed and trampled to death under the
metal feet of the monster, or burned to cinders by
its hebrae. One hundred and twenty nine survivors.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
So you'll you'll be familiar with War of the Worlds.
A Spanish language radio adaptation of The War of the
World's caused widespead spread Panic and Ecuador, resulting in a
riot that burned down the radio station killed six people.
She's similar to the nineteen thirty eight US broadcasts the
convinced listeners of a real Martian invasion.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
It was an IQ Testor. He was of the world's
But in those days, the difference was that if you
broadcast something on the radio, it was taken as truth.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Well, there's a certain portion of the population that still
think that way, and you there will be one in
your family and they take Facebook as gospel, which is
getting more and more dangerous with the amount of AI
slop that's on there. It's still happening, you know. We
think we passed this stuff the War of the worlds
and people believing it. No, no, no, Next time one
of your parents sends you an AI generated meme, it's like,

(07:48):
did you believe this bloody cat's done five backflips on
a trampoline.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Yeah. We had a own vision in New Zealand with
a guy from One's a B in the day, Phil
shown I think his name was. He said that there
were a whole lot of bees, a massive swarm of
bees that were making their way down from Northland and
that freak to hot and everyone had to close their
doors in their windows and he was sent jured massively

(08:12):
for that. And yeah, people believe that. I think that
was in the that may have been in the forties
or fifties, early fifties. Can you probably take it on
from world the world.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
I would say, so, Drickon, you could pull it off
in twenty twenty six.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
No, they don't want to have a crack. No, I
don't think it's possible.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
I might write something up. No I did. Ninety nine
US President Bill Clinton acquitted by the Senate in his
impeachment trial.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
I want you to listen to me. I'm going to
say this again.

Speaker 7 (08:41):
I did not have sexual relations with that woman, miss Lewinsky.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
I never told anybody to lie, not a single time.

Speaker 8 (08:50):
Never.

Speaker 9 (08:51):
These allegations are false, and I need to go back
to work for the American peopil.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Thank you. That's convincing, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
He did, though, didn't he. I remember, I remember when
this happened. I remember I must have been eight or
nine at the time, and I remember being like, what's
in trouble for? I think I had to ask my mom,
and then my mom had to explain the Bill Clinton
Monica Lewinsky thing to it eight year old son. It'd
have been fun for her, Yeah, real good. She was like, well,
he's he's che had done his wife. I was like,
does that mean he can't be the prime minister anymore?

(09:22):
What's that?

Speaker 8 (09:23):
One of the jarring things watching that because I haven't
seen it for so long, and then you've seen it
through minight to get the audio this morning, and watching
Hillary Clinton walking behind him clapping, and I'm like, oh,
she must have known that.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Must be that must still got him when he hears there.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Oh, every time he stacks the dish was you're wrong?
Every single time she'd be like, oh, well, get off
my coases? Did this did well? What about that time
in nineteen ninety nine one?

Speaker 3 (09:50):
How often it does actually come up?

Speaker 1 (09:52):
I reckon all the time?

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Oh, you reckon that weird politician because she knew that
through she had satin power. And then that was a weird.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
It's not a real relationship. Nineteen eighty. I hope you've
drafted up a text message, Jeremy Wells, because in nineteen eighty,
on this day in history, Richard Hadley becomes the in
its top wicket taker with one hundred and seventeen shot.

Speaker 10 (10:18):
It's up in the air, wait for this season.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Hot mold.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Great commentary from Peoples.

Speaker 9 (10:25):
One hundred and seventeen wickets in Test crickets.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Going past Richard Collins the rock.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yeah, and he still sits atop the is that Test
match wickets? Yeah, Test Match Workers four hundred and thirty
one above Southey, Inventory, Bolt, Wagner, Martin Kin's, Morrison, Henry Kin's, Chatfield, Colline, Taylor, Bracewell, Motts.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Jack Mott's, Jack Mott's, Jack Mott sixty one to sixty nine.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
I think I've got cream for that? Have you tixt?
Have you text Richard Hadley this morning?

Speaker 4 (10:58):
No?

Speaker 3 (10:58):
I haven't. Actually he doesn't seem to be replying to
my text anymore.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
You know why he's got a new play. Yeah, he
hates you and he likes Stuart Broad now ah, yes.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Fair enough to god. If you could choose between me
and st you're up Broad, chose me. There's something wrong
with you.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
This is a famous day in history for births. The
Big Three were all born on this day. Abraham Lincoln,
Charles Darwin and Gudjumaine all born on this day in history.
The Big Three Abraham Lincoln, Charles Darwin and good Jumaine.
And that's the history of yesterday, today, tomorrow, tim rou
for Thursday, the twelfth of February twenty twenty six. Play
me some incubis.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
So having down to look at that list there. Richard
had he with four thirty one, as you said, Tim
Saldy with three ninety one. Davatoria of three sixty one.
Trent Bolt had a good striker, didn't he fifty four
point ninety four? It was good.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Jumane's stroke h probably one in every two.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Jerry and the night the holdy breakfast.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
It's time for your latest sport headlines thanks to export
Ultra the ber for here a thriller overnight at the
T twenty World Cup. So Africa have beat in Afghanistan
but needed two super overs to complete the feat and
are met a bad.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
What two super and we thrashed Afghanistan. So that's us,
that's our World Cup now.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Both sides finished one hundred and eighty seven, then stalemate
it at seventeen in the first tiebreaker.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Seventeen off the super over. Yep man, that's sloppy bowling.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
Afghanistan required a four to level or a six to
win the second tiebreaker in pursuit of twenty four, but
Gerbaz got caught at point. The black Caps remain on
top of Group D on net run rate after two
of the four pool games. Meanwhile, Australia have beaten Island
by sixty seven runs and the West Indies have beaten
England WHOA by thirty.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Is that right?

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (12:47):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
This is all good stuff for us Thriller Overnight or
all all good stuff. Now all we need is somehow
and it'll never happen. But you know how Pakistan were like, no,
we're not playing here, all right, We'll playing dere now
in India to go, well, we're not playing you then
and then they default and then they fall down out
of their pool.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
Makes it about confusing, doesn't.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
It wouldn't be cracked if it wasn't confusing, And that's
exactly right.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
The final touches are being made to appears on the
Black Foil's boat ahead of their home sale GP Regain
this weekend. Wing Trima Blair Chuk is confident they'll be
ready for launch tomorrow on the White Matar.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Does he trimming a little wing tomorrow?

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Is he he's wing trim or is he as opposed
to Leo Takahashi, who is flight controller?

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah one on every port taka Hashi.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
That calling something for the moms Tucker Hushi and keep
we snowboarder cam Melville Ives starts his Winter Olympics qualifying
campaign on the Haarfy on the pipe. He's on the
pipe from seven thirty, he's on the pipe. He's on
the pipe at seven thirty. It's a bit early to
get on the pipe.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Well, no, it's not.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
Man.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
When we walked into the studio this morning, there was
a deal going on outside the studio. Two cars double parked,
two cars one pipe, two cars one pipe. Yeah, two
cars one pipe situation. No, what do you look? I
was like, in't know the guy doing a drug deal
outside my workplaces at five in the morning. What do
you think I'm looking at? Anyway? So that guy's going
to be on what done downhill?

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Yeah, cam Melville Ives is on the pivot.

Speaker 9 (14:11):
Second Fairy, Jerry Andman nine the hot Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
So lots going on at the moment over in Europe
and Italy for the Winter Olympics. Cam Melville Ives is
up today at seven point thirty.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Yeah, we need to try and turn the TV on
in the studio at great risks for the rest of
the studio because the same remote that turns out TV
on turns every other appliance in the studio off if
you hold it at the wrong angle.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
If you hold it. Yeah. Luca Harrington took out a
bronze yesterday sep And that was huge news. But you've
got to say some of the biggest news coming out
of Levigno yesterday was about the Norwegian biathlete. His name
is Stirla Lakered, and he took out the bronze medal
and Tuesday's twenty k individual race too long. And he

(15:00):
said an interesting thing after he won the bronze all this,
he said, there's someone I wanted to share this with
who might not be watching today. Six months ago, he said,
I met the love of my life and the most
beautiful and kindest person in the world. But I made
my biggish mistake and cheated on her.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Is he Dutch too? And he's a bie effect?

Speaker 3 (15:25):
He said, I had a good metal in my life.
I only have eyes far God.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Okay, so hold on, So yeah, he's going to touch
the roads head. So six months ago he met this
woman and then decided love of my life. It's all
on here. And then three months later is like the
hold on, what's this? What have we got here?

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Yeah? So then he got asked about it in the
press conference after and this is what he said.

Speaker 10 (15:51):
I haven't got any reactions from the girl that I mentioned.
Maybe she hasn't seen it. Maybe she will see it
at the right time. I hope I don't make anything
worse for her. No, we have Maybe it can help.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (16:08):
I hope there's a happy ending and down to you do.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
No, I don't know what's gonna help.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
No, because I reckon So they were only together for
like three months from when he met her to when
he immediately then cheated on her. So two things have evident.
One is her family if they even know about If
they even knew about him at the time, which they
may not have, they may not have known that they'd
cheated on it. You know, I don't know that. She's
gone around and told everyone that. So now she everyone

(16:33):
now knows he's cheated on her.

Speaker 8 (16:35):
So I just want to correct you on the timeline.
So they meet six months ago, Yeah, three months later,
he cheats on her training the house down for the Olympics,
just before.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
He goes away. He gets the guilt just before.

Speaker 8 (16:45):
He goes to the Olympics. He goes, sorry, I jeered
the dong you.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Can I just ask a question for the panel here?
How long does the relationship have to be going on
for before it constitutes cheating? So would you say he
was was that a dating situation? Because if you're dating,
you are allowed to date other people. I'm out of
the dating game clearly, and have been for twenty years.
I've got no idea this whole marriage. I've got no

(17:10):
idea how this works. But what's the rule here? Come
on for three eight hundred hardacke. Maybe maybe our listeners
can help us.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
No, it's a great question, he rare. So how long
since the start of the relationship does it have to
be before it actually constitutes cheating? Because you're saying three
months is quite short.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Well, the other thing is that, like, is there a
point where people go through now where they say this
is an exclusive.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Relations say that?

Speaker 11 (17:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Do you?

Speaker 7 (17:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (17:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:37):
I heard one of the one of the young gohards
from out in the office saying that just a couple
of weeks ago, she's gone exclusive. So yeah, they are
doing that kind of thing. I think that's a Love
Island hangover. Yeah, but yeah, so, how long since the
start of the relationship does it constitute cheating? I've been
together with my partner for oh geez, over a decade now,
so I still haven't found that timeline then for us yet.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Three months, a month, six weeks. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Can get back with them now because now you go
back with the chety, but she can't get with me.
And that's the.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Jeremy Wells and the nice Stuart The Darchy Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
Jerry and Mni The Darchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
It's the start of the NRL season is almost here. Wow.
The Warriors first preseason game and the men's Maori versus
Indigenous All Stars game. It's coming up this weekend. You
can catch all the action on sky Sport and joining
us now from Skysport former Warrior Willie poaching. How quickly
does the season come around for you?

Speaker 7 (18:50):
Will he the good morning gents. It doesn't seem so
long ago. The Pack Champs have been played and all
of a sudden it's amongst us now and it's been
a bit of a wait. Whilst it seems like it
wasn't too long ago, it also feels like we've had
to wait and we've been starved for a little while
of any footies. It's good to be back around again.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
And starting with the All Stars game this weekend and
Hamilton as well. There's some real star power and both
these teams that if I look down there on going
player for player, I reckon that the mighty You've got
their work cut out for them this weekend.

Speaker 7 (19:26):
Yeah, some fantastic athletes roll them out and such is
the prestige of this game. To have people like josh
Adacarr and James Fisher, Harris, Nico Hines, Leo Thompson, those
types of NRL superstars putting their hands up to play
in this game just shows what it means to the players.
And yeh that both squads are riddles with talent and

(19:51):
I think it's going to be a crack I come
this week.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah, I think it is too. I see as I'm
looking down the team list that Charles Nicol Klockstad will
be playing at number seve for the Maori All Stars.
Would it be that crazy as an experiment to play
at six for the Warriors?

Speaker 7 (20:11):
Well, I don't. I don't think Chanelle, And you know
everyone's talking about the comeback of Luke Metcalf, which I
think will be important for the Warriors. I think that's
a pretty solidified halfback pairing, So it will take a
fair bit from Chance, but that's good for the Warriors
to know they've got that type of backup. They've also
got to Mighty Martin who's starting in the halves this

(20:32):
week with Chance, so it's interesting. That's one of the
interesting undertones to this game is there's some interested coaches
looking at how some of these players are going to perform.
We're talking about Charms and to Mighty playing in the halves.
A big one for me, especially from a Warrior's point
of view, because Dell and whattenis Alesnik against a cart Barrera.

(20:57):
That's that's a big one. You know, they've been going
out it all a preseason but looks like Roger might
have one wing spot so on up. But those who
are fighting it out for the other one, if you
ask me.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
The Warriors preseason game Versus mainly is on the Saturday
three forty in the afternoon and Napes, are you going
to get your kid off and do a streak? Will he?

Speaker 10 (21:19):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (21:20):
Yeah? Well no, no, I know there's a fair bit
being said about it, and I hope everyone behaves and
goods down there, enjoys a fantastic game. I know, it's
hot coming out here on please.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
I'm looking through the Warriors teamless here as well. Morgan
Gannon is one of the players that's been talked about
this off season, one of the big signings for the Warriors.
He's come over from the UK. What do we know
about Morgan Gannon?

Speaker 7 (21:47):
Yeah, great ted Morgan comes from a great teed degree.
His dad played for the Tigers for a little bit
and spent a lot of time with clubs like Holy Facts,
Witness and Huddersfield in the Super League. Morgan was a
child prodigy coming through and played at Leeds at about

(22:09):
seventeen coming through and always talented, always a talented football athletic.
You'll be bringing some hunger and you'll bring some ball
playing ability to that back row and to the Warriors.
I'm excited to see Morgan goes. Had a few injuries
over the last couple of seasons and hopefully pre season
strengthen them up and ready for him. But I'm excited

(22:31):
to see how he goes. And I'm very, very very
interested to see how he goes Saturday, especially with someone
like Kurk cape well, and I know we'll help him
out there.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Saturday afternoon will he perching. You've got an ear to
the ground. You were reasonably close to the clubhouse. How
are the Warriors as a club lining up this year,
obviously building on a season last year. How are things
behind the scenes.

Speaker 7 (22:57):
Yeah, pretty confident. They're quite positive and being able to
put behind them. You know, the disappointment of the back
end of their season last year and losing to Penis
and that first playoff game, but you know, injuries played
a big part, to be honest about that, losing Mits

(23:18):
Barnett and as I said, Luke Metcalf two of the
guys that were playing exceptionally well, and we're important cogs
to that team. They'll be back fitter and better, and
I think there's every reason for Warriors fans to be
confident about how they go this year. Roger tu Vasask

(23:38):
had a great Pacific Tournament. Jamesonshire Harris is another year
into it, so he's a little bit more comfortable. There's
a little bit less pressure, not as much being spoken
about how influential he's going to be. He'll still be influential,
but not as much pressure on him. I think they
can just speak about do their job. State that I
think they'll have a great season.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Will he poaching. Thank you so much for your time,
as you said. The Warriors preseason game versus Manly Saturday,
three forty pm, go and get your kit off down
there at Napes and the twenty twenty six NRL Harvey
Norman All Stars game the Multi versus the Indigenous All
Stars five forty five FMG Stadium in Hamilton on Sunday,

(24:21):
a weekend of a rugby low.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
It's come around too quick for me.

Speaker 7 (24:24):
I think.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
I don't know some are still going on. I'm not
ready for the whirlwind that is the NRL season.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
They're going to be gonna be a lot of sweet
this weekend, that's for sure.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Love that song Actually, it's one of those songs that
I wish I wrote, you know what I mean? Is
probably the number one song I wish I wrote. Can
you imagine standing up in front of seventy thousand people
at Wembley Stadium and checking that thing in the.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Guts When they came to New Zealand, they started with
that yeah, And it's just got such a great slow
driving beat. And when I interviewed Alex Turner about it,
he was saying, we wanted about the AM album itself,
great album, great album from the Arctic Monkeys, AM Arctic Monkeys,
AM being actually all about things that you do in

(25:09):
the morning. And he was saying that they wanted to
slow everything down and actually have a hip hop beat,
because he said he'd been to a lot of hip
hop's gigs and he said everybody had looked way sexier
that way.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
I don't know if think I got there, but I
appreciate the efforts.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
I want to see the girls just moving their hips.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Yeah, well, look, I think that song's definitely definitely done that.
But then they really lost it in the old that
hotel trade.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Another song that I have always loved is Don McLean's
American Pie. This song here a long, long time ago.

Speaker 12 (25:47):
I can still remember how that music used to make
me smile.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
The song takes a royal hiding it rural pubs.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
It's such a great song, a song, it's got a story.
It's kind of a country so but not a country
song country, and it's in its.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Form instructured country adjacent suburban.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Yeah, I love that song. On the Outskirts obviously written
about the day that Buddy Holly Richie Veallens and the
Big Boppa, the Big Yop, the Big Yava, yep JP,
the Big Boppa. Richardson died in the plane crash nineteen fifty.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Nine, only seventeen. The Big Yapa when he died incredible.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
I mean, the music didn't die that day.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
There's still plenty of music since then.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
And so he wrote that song in nineteen seventy one,
went to number one. I've always loved it and I
always loved his vocal. There's something America, very American and
youthful about it. Yeah. Well, it turns out Don McLain
now he's eighty and something came through to my Instagram yesterday.
He appeared on Trace Gallagher on Fox News, and let's

(26:53):
just say, I want you to I want to play
you his how he's performing the song now, okay, and
I got you heard that. It's the originally I've heard
that song for you. Now listen to how it's sounding nowadays.
A long long time ago.

Speaker 12 (27:09):
I can still remember how that music used to make
me smile.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
And I knew, if I had my chance, could make those.

Speaker 8 (27:19):
He's also playing the guitar him save they'd be.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Happy for a while.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Maybe he should Maybe he shouldn't.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
But February made me shouldn't.

Speaker 12 (27:28):
With every paper I deliver bad news on the doorst
I couldn't take one more stamp that was bad good.
I can't remember if I cried when I read about
his widow, Brian.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Something touched me deep.

Speaker 12 (27:47):
In inside the day.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
The music Christians can he hit the chorus.

Speaker 7 (27:55):
So.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
Some marriage.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
Go the ship to land, the land.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
It was dry, tough boys drink.

Speaker 8 (28:10):
Any No, he's nearly there. There we go, bring bring
it home, Donnie.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
This will be the day that I and it goes,
Oh my gosh, and then it goes. You get the
idea A box takes and the music died today.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Yeah, well the music died for me when I heard that, certainly, Jerry.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
And then I joined the complayt the Hodaki Breakfast discussion
group on Facebook for more time.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
For It's academic I eight hundred Hodaki, I eight hundred
forty eight seventy five. Give us a call now if
you want to win.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
I think it's one hundred dollars today, I think it
is one hundred those one hundred dollars one hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Bunnings vouch.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
But how do you want it. I hear you ask, well,
we'll ask you five questions. All you need to do
is get three correct to win that hundred dollars Bunnings voucher.
Get your school's name instant to the Vaunted. It's I
can academic. What I always want to say? Academic? Is
it because something about economics and academic, something about the lange.

(29:11):
I shouldn't speak for a living anyway, If you want
to get your name, your school's name edged into the Vaunted,
it's academic. Rolling on to give us a call now,
eight hundred Hodaki.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Here's Robbie from Napier on the line.

Speaker 7 (29:22):
Morning, Robbie, Good.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Thanks rob to good on a Thursday.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Actually, what school that you be representing today, Robbie.

Speaker 7 (29:29):
Much to your high school?

Speaker 1 (29:32):
High school? Good school?

Speaker 7 (29:34):
Beautiful?

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Baby? Was it a good school, Robbie?

Speaker 3 (29:43):
In school tuos and froze? What classes and minuses?

Speaker 1 (29:48):
What sport? De reckon?

Speaker 8 (29:50):
It was best at positives and negatives?

Speaker 13 (29:52):
Well?

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Basketball? Basketball had a great basketball team.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
Yeah, ye're pretty handy. All right, Well, let's find out
whether thomasin protection Robbie, sorry, Jerry good room protection in
that team, Robbie.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
Beautiful protection, yeap, very low right.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Hell are you two talking about? Right? Will Tamasia College
end up on the roll of Honor here on the
Hurdicky Breakfast It's academic list. That's the question. You've got
to get three questions right out of five. There's no
point in passing, Robbie. You might as well have a
go first question for one hundred dollars worth of buddings vouchers.
The lead singer of Coldplay and a New Zealand fast

(30:30):
bowler share what name.

Speaker 7 (30:36):
Shit good?

Speaker 3 (30:37):
Hope and Star Wars? Chris Martin and Star Wars. Who
was Hans Solo's co pilot aboard the Millennium Falcon correct?
Who was the female co host on TVNZ's Breakfast Show
between two thousand and seven and to twenty ten?

Speaker 4 (30:54):
Allison Someone?

Speaker 5 (30:55):
No?

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Papa Wetzel, who starred opposite Will Smith and The Men
in Black Films? Oh no, Tommy Lee Jones? Which country
beat New Zealand and the two thousand and three Rugby
World Cup semi final Australia.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Oh that's that's just lucky. The drawing it, Robie, that
was brutal.

Speaker 7 (31:18):
Well.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
I do think it's lucky the drawer because I would
have got all five of those, you would have got
number three, for sure. I would have got number three
when you asks be number one, I think bad luck,
bad luck, Robbie. That's just how she goes sometimes.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Keep proticting those rooms down and apes. Robbie.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Yeah, an apply a bit of pressure to your opponent's
room as well. I've always said. So that's one fifteen
tomorrow on a Frinday, Here we go powerful.

Speaker 9 (31:44):
Jerry and Midnight the Hodarcky Breakfast. Jerry and Midnight, the
Hodarkey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Welcome on to the Hurdacky Breakfast. If you've just joined us,
it's Thursday, the twelfth of February twenty twenty six. You
look angry, and I.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Stewart, I am angry. Jeremyho else. Anyone who's been listening
for the entire two hours of the show, we'll know
that this morning there was no coffee when we came in,
so we had to go and pil for coffee from
around the building. We ended up taking it out of coast.
In the end, we stole their coffee. Then just today,
just about two minutes ago, didn't have enough milk. There

(32:18):
was only a splash of milk. Lift and the two
different milk bottles that we had out there, and so
Jerry and I divvied it up into our two respective coffees,
and then we thought, let's have a free throw shooting
contest with the milk bottles.

Speaker 8 (32:29):
Sho, Is that what it happened?

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Hard to shoot a milk bottle?

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Yeah, it turns out that they really wobble in the air.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Jerry had a silky looking Michael Jordan fade away from
about ten feet and it floated through the air, off
the room, in and out, no good, and then hit
my coffee and spelt it all over the toaster right
next to it, which meant no coffee. And that's the
last of our milk gone, and we don't have any
more coffee. So I blame the Quadreal. I feel like

(33:00):
I feel like two hundred thousand New Zealanders have burst
into tears simultaneously hearing me tell that story.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
I blame the Condruay. Had two of those night pills
last night. I've just not quite been the same since
great sleep last night, but feel real weird today.

Speaker 8 (33:12):
I could offer you a couple of things, man, I
I've got some lovely turmeric tea.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
That sounds gress get out all right, could you I'll get.

Speaker 8 (33:19):
Your miso soup.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
I've got some of that in the frid kind of
clam chowder on your ruder something?

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Could you drink something normal in the morning? Ruder? Can
you can you just be normal and have a coffee?
Why can't you drink your coffee? What's wrong with you?

Speaker 4 (33:35):
Jerry and the night? The Hodaki breakfast.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Coffee problem solved. Rude has gone out and made as
a coffee. I don't know where you pelt for the
milk from, but the nation can rest at ease now
knowing that the hard working radio hosts at Radio Hodaki
you've got their coffee.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Which radio station did you steal that milk from? Ruder?

Speaker 8 (33:52):
I went over to where's zidy in as based ZiT
In in the hats I've deprived them. Actually they had
about seven bottles of it.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
I know. That's the bloody Flitches and the Vaughns and
the Hayley's of the world. They get all the.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Chocky is all the resources go towards the end.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
That was ridiculous. It's ridiculous. Which the underdogs here takes
her on three four eight through a bit Hosking has
coffee step it up, guys.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Yeah, not only does he have coffee, he's got his
own vacuum cleaner in the studio that he vacuums the
studio with every morning.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Not only does he have his own vacuum cleaner Dyson
mind You Cordless V twelve. He also gets a new
car every six month, gets a new car every six months,
gets two car parks right by side by side so
that they can park up the middle lines and non
contented his car.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
Is that so because most of his cars hit two
doors and they have really really wide doors.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Yes, that's exactly what it is. It is to park
the Ferrari down the middle of the two parks. He
also has his own kitchen it in his studio, so
he doesn't have to go out and mingle with the
common folk.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Is that right? That is right?

Speaker 1 (34:52):
So, yes, he does have coffee, he has his own vacuum,
he has his own kitchen.

Speaker 13 (34:55):
It.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
Hey, true story when I first started at TV and
Z I took over Mike Costkin's car parks is and
he did have two there, and it was in his
contract and he had two car parks. But what happened
was people at t VANSI started parking because I realized
that they were to they started parking in his second
car park. He never said anything about it. No, look,

(35:18):
he never got anyone's car remove or anything. But when
I turned up, they took that car park away.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
I thought you were going to say, when I turned up,
I got the cars removed. Tim six through, I heard Zoe.
He's got a vacuum cleaner in her studio.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
She does. Actually she won that vacuum clean secret sander
last year.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
She did.

Speaker 8 (35:33):
I have to say, we're going to address that. Afternight.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
We will address it. That and someone else said send
send ruders. Woke us back to Studio B because he's
on the turmeric tea into a into a woke.

Speaker 8 (35:48):
It's lazy in that tune.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
What what? What's the man?

Speaker 3 (35:51):
It's pretty woke of you. So you're on the you're
on the turmeric. Okay, So you're trying to trying to
increase your joint health.

Speaker 8 (35:57):
So here's the routine in the morning when I get here.
Because I get here first, I'm allowed to have a
I'm allowed, okay to have a turn rec tea and
a large bottle of water before I'm allowed to have
two coffees. After the two coffees. No more miso soup,
and what.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Does that do for you?

Speaker 13 (36:13):
No?

Speaker 8 (36:13):
Miso su is good for your gut health, man, it's
good for the biome.

Speaker 4 (36:17):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Or do your guts rumble so loud you can hear
it through the mic every morning?

Speaker 8 (36:20):
Not every morning? We know that's ridiculous, maybe seventy two
percent of mornings.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
So we're sending your guards back to studio. And then
another one here? Is it just me? Or is Jerry
on the quadrill a lot lately? Do we need to
stage an intervention? Subsequent question, you're on a Jerry? If
you have the night pills? Where are the day pels?
Two of those will fixed. I'm on the day pels
and the night pills. We'll get a few more day
pells into.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
You had a good sleep last night? You tip two
of those night pills? Have some weird dreams? Push Push
came to play at an election party that I was holding.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Enjoy it all right, Let's get into Jerry's theories. This
is where we ask you a question, or you have
to do is tell us not what you think the answer,
but what you think Jerry thinks the answer is?

Speaker 3 (37:02):
What's the question for me today?

Speaker 1 (37:04):
The question for you today is how many different people
does Jerry think the average Kiwi kisses in their lifetime?

Speaker 3 (37:11):
How many people do I think the average Kiwi kisses
in their lifetime? Okay? So the average Kiwi? Okay? So
all right, we'll go to a song and come back
and I'll have a bit of a working talk for him.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Are working in the meantime? Liam said, have a V
in a pie? You cowt?

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Well?

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Maybe that was the year.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
V pie and two quadrials a day. That's right, that's
good for your gut help. That'll get your soldiering on.

Speaker 8 (37:39):
What about my micro buyer?

Speaker 3 (37:42):
That's the least of your concerns.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
The best way to catch up on what you missed
the Dacky Breakfast radio Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
In the middle of Jerry's theories, this is where you
have to guess what I think. The answer to a
question is, for.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Example, last week, what percentage of Kiwi adults had sent
a nude? What percentage of Keywis is think Jerry? It
does take two? What percentage of Keywis does Jerry think of?
Made love at work? At point number sa point number
cent is what Jerry said. And now we've asked the
question this week, how many different people does Jerry think
the average Kiwi kisses in their lifetime?

Speaker 3 (38:16):
There's been a lot of questions on three for it. Yeah,
and I think they are legitimate, a lot of them. Romantic.
Is this romantic kisses or just greeting kisses?

Speaker 1 (38:24):
That's right? Mel from Papamoa wants to no kisses or pashes.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
Yes, okay, I would say kisses. So the question is
how many different people does Jerry think the average kei
we kisses? I think you say kisses on the cheek?

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Yep, so I peck on the cheek.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
The will count pick on it must be so greeting kisses.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
I'll accept greeting kisses full tongue action.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
Yeah, romantic kisses, pashes kisses on the body during love making,
lips don't have to touch right otherwise that's a difficult one.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Well, that's a great that's a great way of answering
the same question that's come through about three or four
times without me having to read it out loud on
the radio.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Yeah. I mean the question I probably need to answer
in my own head is how many people.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Do you think you've kissed?

Speaker 3 (39:06):
Yes? And also does the average person come into contact
with during their lifetime. That's a good point because you
come into contact with a certain amount of people and
then you probably take away a percentage of that of
people that might be work situations. No, you don't kiss, No, certainly,
not at the beginning part of it, although some people, Yeah,
some people definitely do.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
I think you're also going to have to subtract South
Islanders from that situation.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
That's right, because they tend to keep their distance and
shake hand.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
I'm a handshaker. I'm an old school South Island handshaker.
You come in from low, I come in from far out.
I'm signaling from a long way away. I'm a handshaker.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Shake my hand. Good on you the way I've seen
you do that, and you signal it from along and
you put your hands straight on the horizontal. You're not
doing a bro shake. No, which shake which actually confuses
a lot of people.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
It does. No, Yes, I extend the hand. A lot
of South Islanders won't even kiss their romantic partner.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
So a lot of South older would never hug their
mother or father.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
You're sitting across the table from one. Yeah, so you're
going to remove South Islanders from there.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
I mean also I would remove hermits, yeah, because hermits
are only going to come into contact with a few
people in their lifetime. And there are certainly a number
of hermits on Great Barrier Island, pips in the Catlands
as well in the southeastern corner of the South Arld.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
I'm going to say the Catlands. It's crazy that you
brought that up there and on the West coast, not
hermits in the Petrified Forest.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Yes, six workers. Now there's a number of six workers
in New Zealand, and I imagine that they actually the
six workers do a lot of kissing. Probably not you
have to pay extra for them.

Speaker 8 (40:36):
Yes, I've heard from a friend previous that you do
have to pay extra sometimes, not all the time, but sometimes,
do you.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
There's a fee attached to that. Yeah, yeah, interesting. Interesting.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
So, yeah, this is a difficult one. I've got to say.
It's really about how many people you come into contact with.
And then you've got to take away the percentage that
you think you don't kiss.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Yeah, and it's individuals.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
So once you've kissed one person, yeah, no matter how
many time you kiss them again, that's still the same person. Yeah.
So you take out partners, children, you know, et cetera,
et cetera.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Okay, so that's that's an insight into how Jerry's mind
is working. Right now, give us a text three four
eight three or give us a call eight hundred Hodaki
oh one hundred four to eight seven two five? What percentage? Know?
How many different people does Jerry think the average Kiwi
kisses in their lifetime?

Speaker 3 (41:23):
The average Kiwik, the average Kiwi. That's the crucial part
of it.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
How many different people does Jerry think the average KIV
kisses in their lifetime?

Speaker 3 (41:32):
Not Google of all, that's for sure.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
Jerry and Midnight the Hodaky Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
This has been a good one. This has been a
good Jerry series. I've enjoyed trying to work this out.
How many different people do I think the average Kiwi
kisses in their lifetime? Three four eight three closest to
the pin Wins Dollar bunningsvouch.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
And you have been racking your brain. You've actually been
you've been all at sea on this one. You've been
changing your mind. Ruders had to have the calculator going
during that Muse song.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
It's quite a difficult one. Yeah, I've found it quite
difficult because you're talking about the average key over their lifetime.
So I've had to think about how the average key
I think eighty two is an average life expectance is.
It's like eighty eighty two something like that at the moment.
So over those years, if you just averaged that out,

(42:19):
most people live to eighty two. How many people a
year do people kiss? How many new people? Obviously at
the beginning part of your life you probably don't kiss
that many, And then once you get into your late
teens early twenties, you kissing quite a few, probably for
ten years there between twenty and thirty and even thirty
and forty. But then it starts to probably drop off

(42:41):
a little bit. Mean by the time you get to
the latter part of your life, it might be ten years.
You might only kiss one new person a year for
the last ten years of your life.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
There's been some great questions coming through on three four
eight three along the lines of the kisses at a
poorphity or on a Maria account.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
Well, yes, of course, I mean if it's a kiss
on the cheek anywhere, a kiss on the cheek a
hongy however.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Hongy, yeah, you won't accept that.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
No, that's separate. But oftentimes you get the hongy and
then with a kiss as well.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
The number between tall and short people will vary right
systext to tall people get more kissing than those who
are short. And that's a fact, Is that right? Jerry?
Have you accounted for the tour bus drivers slash tourism
industry workers, smiley face, winky face, Cassie face, water splashing emoji.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Okay, we're talking about the I know exactly the key
experience bus driving. Yep, yep. If you're looking for come
to Franny those ones yep. Okay, Yeah, No, I have actually.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Some guesses that have come through. Fifty twenty four, twenty five,
one hundred.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Twenty five people. You kiss twenty five people in your life.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Well here's another one, even from the South Island. He
reckons thirty three. He's all coming in from the southeast.
This is a regional thing coming through with catlands. Yeah,
Southland or just anywhere on the South Island.

Speaker 8 (43:57):
Can I say, Jerry, You've talked about levels off you
get older, But now I'm having flashbacks to like old
nanas and old grandmas that always go in for a
kiss on the lips for anyone new they meet, and
they are without question, and you just sort of have
them all right, have you accounted for them?

Speaker 3 (44:13):
Absolutely? There's nothing better than an old Grennie going with
a kiss on the lips, slip the tongue.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
So two hundred and six, five hundred and eighty seven.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
See, now, I think we're starting to get into the
right sort of territory.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Does kissing your dog, cat or sheep counts?

Speaker 8 (44:29):
It's people, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (44:30):
It's people?

Speaker 1 (44:31):
I think, yeah, yeah, And it's always been about that. Oh,
Daniel Reckons one hundred and eighty three. Jerry, would you
like to reveal your answer?

Speaker 3 (44:42):
But my answer is I believe that the average KIW
kisses four hundred and ten people in their lifetime.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Wow, we'll go Anthea on the line. Good morning Anthea.
What was your guess?

Speaker 7 (44:56):
My guests was five hundred.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Yeah, you are closest to the per worth one hundred.
What was your thought process? Uh, similar to Jerry's.

Speaker 7 (45:05):
Really, you know, changes as you go through your life. Yeah,
but there's probably quite a few.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Yeah, five hundred. Squad Like you're from the South Island,
I think that's quite a high inestimate for someone from
the South Island.

Speaker 7 (45:17):
I'd say so, I'm not really a prolific kisser.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
But also you're not really from the South Island, you're
from Mott. Yeah, so that's slightly different than its own independence.

Speaker 7 (45:28):
It's slightly different.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
It's a sovereign entity.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
Up and congratulations out there, you won a fifty dollars
Buddings about you? Who well done?

Speaker 9 (45:37):
Jerry and Midnight, The Hodarchy Breakfast, Jerry and the hold
Archy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
I believe we've got some correspondence from the Big Show,
a clip from the picture. Did they send this to
us or yeah?

Speaker 8 (45:51):
They They made it very evident. They sent it through
to myself and Zoe last night and they said please
play this on your show tomorrow and we want a response,
which is what they were done quite a bit last year.

Speaker 11 (46:01):
And a gift which I thought was pretty amazing. There
was a bunch of things in there. I can't remember
all of them, but one of them was a vacuum cleaner, which.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
I just a twenty dollars limit on this gift, by
the way, well.

Speaker 11 (46:13):
The way I saw it was, it's something of value.
If I choose to give something greater than the value
of twenty dollars, that's up to me. So sure, surely
and so I gifted that. I wrapped it up really nicely,
and it turned out that Zoe, the producer for Breakfast,
was the lucky recipient of that. And also there was
an Apple Apple speaker speaker as well. I noticed that's

(46:37):
gone home, but the vacuum cleaner has been laying around
the studio, laying around the office, and has not been
taken home. So I want to know what's going on now.
I'm beginning to feel like she doesn't like it.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
I feel like there's a part you're missing from the
vacuum cleaner description, which is a broken vacuum cleaner.

Speaker 11 (46:57):
It works absolutely fine.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
Oh it sucks trying to test it. Believe me, it works.

Speaker 11 (47:03):
That's her vacuum cleaner. I gave it to her to
get it out of here, right.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
So what happened there is obviously there's a vacuum cleaner
sitting around somewhere in the old Moggi's house.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
It was in his office and he was there before
he came in to hear and I think someone, I
presume Pugs went I just remember it's the Secret Santa
today and he's gone, Oh jeez, what have we got?
What have we got? He's gone around. He's found a
vacuum cleaner, which, in his defense, does work.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Does work.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Also was gifted in as is were as condition. The
bag was full when it was gifted as well.

Speaker 5 (47:46):
Yeah, in the bottom wrapped around.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
One, doesn't it in the head in the head of
the vacuum cleaner, it's got one of those things that
spins and that is just covered in fur. It looks
like you ran it over a ture bucket.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
Now it just broke. It does suck, but it is broken.

Speaker 5 (48:02):
It came in a garbage bag.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
Yeah. Yeah, So you haven't been tempted to take it home.
I mean it has been. It has been utilized here
in the studio. We have vacuumed a couple of things.

Speaker 5 (48:12):
Ye will you talk about my cosking having a vacuum
in the studio. So you're welcome. I'm going to leave
it here for you for everyone forever.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Yeah, I mean the problem with the vacum clan is
great having a vacuum cleaner in your office, to be honest,
but the problem is that does never covered to sidn.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
No, that's right. So it's just sitting out in the
in the studio. What's what's what's the plan there?

Speaker 5 (48:30):
Why are you asking me? I'm I'm not vacuum Listen,
someone forgot that they even had me for Circret Center.
So I got the leftover gift, which was just that.
So I got, like, respectfully unlucky. I did take I
did take the Apple home pod thing home. I haven't
tasted it out. You don't know if it works. But
the vacuum, I don't know. It's just it's just I

(48:52):
have a small apartment. Where's it going to go? I
don't have a whole lot of storage space.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Well, look, you're.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
I think your losses is the listener's ga. Why don't
we give it away? Three for eight three O eight
hundred headache first caller three wins a second hand vacuum
cleaner third hand sorry, third hand from Mike Minogue. It
does suck.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
As as we're as no low ball as we know.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
We've got only Yeah, you got to come and pick
it up. That's one of the things. All right, so far,
no life.

Speaker 5 (49:20):
No one else wants to either.

Speaker 4 (49:22):
Fair Enough Jerry and Mni the Hodachy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
We're talking before about a vacuum cleaner which was gifted
by Mike Minogue to Zoe, who's womaning the phones and
studio b our producer. It's now sitting outside in the
office gathering dust. It does suck, though, and we said,
oh eight hundred, hidache. First person through gets the vacuum cleaner.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
We've got fell on the lone. Good morning, fell I
fells hung up. All right, we'll go to line number three.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
Good morning, welcome to the show. Who were you talking to?

Speaker 4 (49:52):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (49:53):
Hi, I am Inge, Hi.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Inge, Congratulations you've won the vacuum cleaner. Oh damn it.

Speaker 7 (49:58):
I I thought that was the gong.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
You thought you heard the gong to come with us
to Byron Bay.

Speaker 7 (50:04):
I want to come to Byron Bay.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Okay, well, let's enter into a negotiation here. That wasn't
the gong, but we're willing to put you in the
drawer to come with us to Byron Bay if you
take the vacuum cleaner.

Speaker 9 (50:20):
I have no idea how I'd get the vacuum cleaner
home at the moment.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
Well where.

Speaker 4 (50:26):
Chris?

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Okay, well, I can we post that to christ ur
This is your chance out. By the way, we're offering
you a way out. So I said, we can't send it.
Will it kill someone just who's heading down to christ Church?
Maybe on a plane today, if they can swing by
Graham Street in the Auckland CBD, grab the vacuum and
then take it down to.

Speaker 8 (50:47):
Enje I understand Electric Everason christ Church in a couple
of weeks time and Dilley who does our website, and
you're both hitting down to it. Could they take the
vacuum cleaner?

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (50:59):
Could they take me to Electric Avenue?

Speaker 1 (51:02):
This is this is a hard negotiation from you, and
you've all of a sudden got in the drawer to
go to bar and Bay and now you going to
Electric Air and congratulations and we accept the trade. You're
in the drawers.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
This would be one of the greatest days of your life.

Speaker 7 (51:18):
Oh amazing, Thank you.

Speaker 9 (51:20):
It's a good turn around from Jerry and Midnight the breakfast.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
What is so civil? All the nothing? That's not the
point Axel. Civil war is not civil?

Speaker 1 (51:34):
He thought, He really thought. He snapped with that one.
What's it civil about?

Speaker 12 (51:38):
Nothing?

Speaker 3 (51:39):
You've missed the point of what's what? What that particular
definition of civil means?

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Yeah, it's a bit. I don't know. How would you
describe that stupid dog as dog? Full dogs?

Speaker 3 (51:50):
That is exactly the word I'd used to describe.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Full dog ass full dogs. It's hard to tell sometimes though,
isn't it whether something is or is an or if
someone is full dog dog gass or not. And that's
why when this next clip hit my algorithm, it really
put a few things into place me. It's sort of
like the last puzzle piece that snapped everything into place
and I was finally able to sum up something that

(52:13):
I've been feeling for quite a while. And that's how
you can tell if you're full dog gass or not.

Speaker 13 (52:18):
This is how you know you're a full dog ass, Bra,
If you're going to go on some form of dating show,
you're a full dog gass, like Pop the Balloon, Love Island,
any of these popper shows. Bro, you're a full dog gass.
I don't even have words for yours. Bro, It's just
it's sad.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
Yeah, he's right about that, he is.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Yeah, Okay.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
So that's how you can tell if you're a full
dog ass.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
That's how you can tell if someone's a full dog asses.
If you're going to go on one of these dating
shows like I don't know, I guess i'd throw Farm
Wants a Wife in there. Maybe if you're if you're
other exceptions to the rule married at first sight, I'd say,
will be another one of those greens.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Not a dog ass.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
No, Green's not a dog ass actually, but maybe he's
the exception that proves the rule.

Speaker 8 (52:58):
Okay, I was just gonna say until you sent that
through to him, and I had never heard the term dogs,
and I would probably add to that from I think
married at first cite New Zealand, Angel and Brett. They're
from Canterbury, they're still together, they've got a couple of kids.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Full dog ass.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
I'm not sure if it's a bit of a dog
as Brett. You've been on a dating show, haven't you?
Ridden have you?

Speaker 1 (53:24):
You are a full dog.

Speaker 8 (53:25):
I've been on a game show called the Singing Bee.
Was that was not a dating show?

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Singing Bee singing be full dog as bro Yeah, it's
very dog pretty dog as the days.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
Jerry in the Night, the Holdy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
Big Sandy's joins us in the studio. Now big shows
coming up in a few moments.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Big did you know, by the way, the little sorry
about good shirt? Do you know the link between them
and Greek Prebble? No, he gave the shirt to the
band that they ended up naming the band.

Speaker 14 (53:57):
After no way, Yes, since what kind of shirt?

Speaker 3 (54:01):
Was it a good one? Green shirt? But I don't
know if it was that good a shirt. Actually, did
you see it?

Speaker 1 (54:07):
No, I've never said.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
It's this kind of green Paisley kind of shirt from
about two thousand and like two thousand and one or
something like that. Trash, Yeah, it's posh.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Is it one of those I reckon it is?

Speaker 3 (54:22):
Polyyester? Bet?

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Is it one of those ironic nicknames like good shit mate?
And then they were like, oh, we'll call that back
because you've got to call it something.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
It's not that great a shirt.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
We've been talking about the window Olympics this whole week. Bet,
you've been keeping abreast of these, and you would have
seen a man who won bronze or as I like
to say, lost silver, and then to start talking about
how he cheated on his missus. Well, apparently she's replied.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
She's yeah, she's come back just in the last few minutes.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Actually, what'd you say?

Speaker 3 (54:53):
She has said, I am struggling to forgive him.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Fair.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
She's not said nobody knows who she is. This is
all anonymous. She's struggling to forgive to my family and
friends who have embraced me and supported me during this time.
Also to everyone else who's thought of me and sympathized
without knowing who I am, thank you very much, even
after a declaration of love in front of the whole world.
I did not choose to be put in this position,

(55:20):
and it hurts to have to be in it. We
have had contact and he is aware of my opinions
on this, So she's not taking them back, Nahn, not yet.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
No, Well you can't because then you're teaching him that
he can cheat whenever he wants, and all he's got
to do is go and win a bronze.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
We don't know the situation that he jetd. It might
not have been his fault.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
How can it.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
He may have been cornered, right, man, he may not
be as fault.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
You're saying he could be the victim here.

Speaker 8 (55:46):
Yeah, I agree with you, Jee, I have been.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
This is a level of gas lighting I didn't know
was achievable. I need to go deep it.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
Well, so are you saying that you've never found yourself
in that situation before, been cornered?

Speaker 1 (55:58):
We cornered? Yeah, Well, you know what happens when your
back of dog into a corner. Here, you get bit,
all right, and ever now and then someone gets bit
all right, but you don't go on TV and tell
everyone about it.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
I know that, but it's unforgivable. Yeah, that's.

Speaker 14 (56:12):
It was the fact that he got him on the
middle and decided that was the time to tell he
runs everything.

Speaker 13 (56:18):
What was he thinking?

Speaker 14 (56:19):
Yeah, I know, adrenaline does a lot of weird stuff
to the brain.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
But yeah, I reckon he would have been better off
not how do you think he was?

Speaker 1 (56:26):
So that happens, he wins the bronze, conceivably, he goes
and gets on the purse, and then the next morning
he wakes up in his hotel room by himself. Does
he go, oh, probably shouldn't have done the whole I
love you, I cheated on your thing.

Speaker 14 (56:37):
Do you think it was premeditated that he was like,
if I won the middle, I'm going to say, I'm
going to I'm gonna ah, Yeah, it doesn't matter what
kind of middle it is. But when I get a middle,
I'm going to clear my love. And because if the
whole world's behind me, she'll forgive me.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
She can't say, it's like proposing in front of hundreds
of people. She can't say no, well, he said, I'm
not ready to give up. I hope that committing social
suicide maybe shows how much I love her. I'm taking
the consequences for what I've done. I regret it with
all my heart.

Speaker 8 (57:04):
Oh as a man that falls in love too quickly
and uses the word love far too quickly readily. If
that was me and I just won a bronze medal
at the Winter Olympics, not that possible, but I would
have been like the first person I wanted to contact
with her, and that would have just got all the
emotions staring up, and then the Norwegian TV would have
come up and they would have said, what are you

(57:24):
thinking at the moment? And I would have started to
cry and thinking about her exactly.

Speaker 3 (57:29):
I mean, he's Norwegian. He may have been It's not
just serious fault. He may have been freezing. He may
have been cold. There may be no insulation in the.

Speaker 14 (57:36):
Cabin with somebody for body water.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
Precisely, next thing, you know, one thing leads to another.
We've all been there before.

Speaker 14 (57:42):
Maybe he slipped over on the sauna, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
That's exactly. Maybe like Luke Skywalker who was frozen on
the ice planet of Hoth, and had to cut a
torn torn open and sleep inside that.

Speaker 7 (57:51):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
So it might not be.

Speaker 14 (57:52):
Let's just give benefit of the doubt.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
Do you think I reckon? Just keep an open mind,
That's all I'm saying. So you've got him on your
show coming up.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Yeah, well let's hear him. Let's hear from him.

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