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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hodarcky Breakfast thanks to Bunnings Trade built big rewards
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
In mid nine the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Kid Ay and welcome along to the Hierarchy Breakfast, Thursday,
the thirteenth of August twenty twenty six, Monday. To Jimmy Wells,
this is a nice still.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Walking up to a new dawn, a new day. The
political landscape has changed for ever. New Zealand has a
new Prime Minister. His name is the Right Honorable.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Chris luxen Ah. How build ups is that? That was
the most dry hump experience. I had a big old
dry hump yesterday. What was all that about?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
What was the point of all of that?

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Funny? We could be inside that three hour meeting though,
I would like to that that would be that would
that would have been very watchable live stream.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Oh politics is really missing out. I know we're trying
to get money out of politics. But if you charge
me forty four to ninety five on the TV and
Z plus app and I could watch that three hour man,
it gotta be glued.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
To the team to make money for the country that way.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, Oh yeah, no more. Oh my god, here's on
for you. Why don't we inter a party. We'll call
ourselves something like the Internet mona party or something cool,
and then we we're going to lower Texas by live
streaming every political meeting. That would work well.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
We talked to Paul Henry about this, and we talked
about the fact that Parliament TV was so boring. The
question time is so boring? Give us that stuff. You've
got some interesting stuff going on. You're not televising it. Yeah,
you're not. You're not filming it properly. Yeah, here's the problem.
It's not that it's not interesting. What's going on there
bloody interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
That you need a wide shot, you needs some lights,
you need and you need a good sounding.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Way more interesting than celebrity treosure.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
And then on a yeah, and then on a second
the channel you've got the a SEC commentating it. Oh yeah,
and see it opens a book on it. The green
grass grows all around.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Oh, kickoff time? What are we going to kick off? Well,
that's the question. Give us a call. I eight hundred
herdeche O eight hundred and four to eight seven five.
If you want to decide between Minai's song and my song,
who wants to take to kick off, all right, said Jerry.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
You've picked us one tonight.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
That's right, that's big dreams.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Okay, And I would like to hear when the sun
goes down Arctic monkeys. I would like to kick the
the morning off.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Hundred four to eight seven two five. Here's our man,
Robin Morning, Robin, Morning, Robin.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Do you worried that you're the only person listening to
this show?

Speaker 5 (02:35):
I really am.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
It's nice to broadcast to one.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Look, you're talking the entire time my song is playing.
So I presume you're voting for Jerry.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
That's right. Why don't you probably play good rob in
the option? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Down, I reckon Robina, Okay, good on.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
You're at Robin three for three for me with Robin.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Robin's my plant?

Speaker 1 (03:15):
I mean, given he didn't even hear my op, I
suspect these voting for the man, not the sun.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Welcome along, Jerry and Leni the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Do we do the rounds and have a look at
what's happening around the country weather wise? You know what?
I'm just having at the map of New Zealand here
in front of me, with all of the main centers,
and I got to say today I'm looking at the
current temperatures and it's exactly what you think it should.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Be, oh everywhere, Okay, So you would presume then North
Island much warmer.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Anecdotally, I would say it felt unseasonably warm this morning when.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
I walked out the door. You're currently living degrees in Auckland, yeah,
see Fami, and you'd expect it to be warmer up
North and Tyrone it is. It's fourteen fourteen currently fourteen.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
What's going on there is there some sort of warm
air coming down from the Tropics.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
There's a little bit of warm air, and I think
what's happening is the bottom of the South Island where
you've got one, and then the Cargo, which is what
you'd expect yep. If you've got fourteen in kin Tie, yep,
losing you know two degrees every sort of two hundred
k's as you go down MC country, yeah, every lattitude
yeah degree and Bargo at one degree, so I think
it's cooler. And then Tahuna Queenstown because everybody in Queenstown

(04:31):
calls it Tahuna. That's two two.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
It's warmer everyone's calling Queenstown Tahunah. What do they call Tahunah?
And the White Cuttle what do they call it?

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Queenstown? Oh? Thank you? Yeah, I did not know.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, the Queenstown of the whiteout of They've always said
the jewel in the crowd on the map. What you're
you're a MIT service garly this morning?

Speaker 3 (04:52):
I am, yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
I have always I don't know about you guys, but
as a kid growing up watching the weather on the news,
I would always look at the towns that they'd picked
and think, how can they got one? You know what
I mean that there would always be one on there
that you're like, why did they get a Because I
was from such a small town ours you know, one
man he never got a star on the map, and
so you'd go, gee, really, omru man, when O ban

(05:16):
it's Stuart Island, gotta.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Start yeah furious.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
That was the second angrest I'd ever been as a kid,
right behind when Geraldine got a subway and we didn't.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Don't they just look at the map and go the
most populous place down to like the twentieth Leicet popular
like next.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yes, But then I think that would leave like massive
bits between like christ Church and Dunedin where they're like,
so people need like a reference point.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
It's halfway between the two.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
That's what a banging tim is in there, banging Amu
in there.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
I would have thought Tamado and Wamado. Interestingly, Wamado doesn't
feature on my map.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Nah's that'll be a population based thing then okay, but
Masterton does, Yes, he grows. I would have thought more
people Inamu than Masterton.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
So would I have Manias talked about the distance being
the thing as well. I remember back in the nineties
when why He, for instance, was not on any of
these maps, and then suddenly it came on the TV
three News on the weather and we were like, you're kidding.
And then it was in the way He Gazette and
the why He Leader that it had gone. And then
suddenly everyone switched from TV one News to TV three

(06:23):
News and way say backing.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Us brother, this was a great move by three.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
We sat around in the big boardroom and going, how
do we win why He? How do we win?

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Why the Battle of way He? That was like when
Radiohadecki moved to Graymouth, we were number one. I think
we were number one station in Greymouth for like five years,
unfortunately an unsurveyed market.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Yeah, and then they put us in there, and then
we were number three. Who we were number three in
the mouth, And that's why we decided to go and
have a party of no we.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
We turns out we weren't three in the mouth. We
were actually one. This is the problem. It wasn't as good,
which is worse. Well, this is the thing.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
So yeah, so I'm the same I've always had a
look and seeing like what's the worst worst place that's
got a star on the on the TV one map.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Interestingly, Westport is nine, no Graymouth on this particular map,
but Frannie five, So Franny's on the map.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah, Brandy's on the map, raining and Franny no.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Actually a cloud in the sun, so nice weather across
that way, you say, west Port?

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Westport, that's where that pigmy blue whale washed up.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
You stird.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
You guys see that did see that pigmy blue white
Nothing pigmy about that thing.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
It's massive.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
That was eenormous. Yeah, washed up on the beach and
everybody went down to have a look at it.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
But that's a pigmy blue whale. Shows how big a
normal blue.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Whale is what are the reckon largest organism to ever
have existed?

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Blue whale? Yep, terrifying? You ever seen one? Never seen one?

Speaker 1 (07:51):
I don't see them more than that big Yeah, I
suppose they they are.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Where do they go? The blue whales? I don't know
if they're around using on the old blues. But the
pigmy blue clear. But maybe that's why it's dead. Yeah,
maybe it should Maybe it shouldn't have become ourself.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
That's a good point.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Did it die of?

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Do we know?

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Right? Heartbreak? How do you find other pigment? They on grinder?

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Now you hop out of the Marianna's trench and give
it it.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Jerry and Mini the Hiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Usually we like to keep the Hurdarchy Breakfast as a
political free zone. Over the years, we've kind of learnt.
Back in the day, when we first started in the show,
we were heavily involved. We were so political.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
You were Midland, we were, no, we weren't middling.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
But both Man and I have an interest in politics,
right man he's former host of The Hierarchy Breakfast bring
and so we thought that because we were interested in
other people will be interested in it. So we used
to talk about it. Quite a lot conversations that I
had with people who listened to the show, like, you guys,
do you just a way too much? So boring?

Speaker 1 (09:00):
And then so boring and after boring, it went to
around sort of what would have been like twenty nineteen,
twenty twenty. It just became nuclear to where you couldn't
talk about it or someone had just nut off about it.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
Yeah, and some people on the show probably struggled to
keep their bias to themselves mash yep. And so people
don't want to hear your political views.

Speaker 6 (09:25):
Like so.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Olden have broad body soapbox and to tell me that
I do not.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Want to hear who you're voting for. And it's become
very very politics has become very tribal. Yeah, if you
like one.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Party, that doesn't matter what happens, you just just you
support them no matter what.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
Yeah. And I think it's partly to do with the
fact that social media nowadays you could follow someone. You
might follow an MP or some politician. And I didn't realize,
but yesterday I started following Chloe Schwarbrick on Instagram because
for some reason, my Instagram keeps saying you want to
follow her? You want to follow her, And I'm like,
I don't really want to follow her, but I don't
really want to follow any politicians at all.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
I think I think the algorithm heard you pushing your
leftist a gender and was like, I'll something for you.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Someone's happening. But then so I thought, you know, I'll
just I'll just sneakily have a look at this and
see what happens. Man, she does a lot of posting. Yeah, yeah,
like so much posting. And I look, she's got like
three hundred thousand like heapes to follower. Really yeah, And
so I went, ah, I see what's happening here. So
all the politicians, the popular politicians, have their followers and

(10:31):
they're just powering stuff out to them all the time,
and that people it becomes like a cult. So people
then you go, it's just my person. And yeah, so
I kind of worked out. But man, was she posting
a lot of stuff yesterday about what was going on.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
It'd be an interesting thought experiment to follow someone that
you completely disagree with and see if you could brainwash
yourself into and to switch it over. But yeah, I
can see why it was the biggest story in the country.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
You stay on it. That's the thing. So we try
and avoid talking about it because, like, I don't know,
a lot of people like, oh, I get it. People
have got politics fatigue. I totally understand, and we're heading
into an election and people like a lot of people.
It turns out, in fact, looking at the one news
variant pole from US today, don't know or refuse to answer,
eleven percent of people don't know who they want to

(11:19):
vote for. Yeah, that's quite a lot. It's most parties.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Well, hang on a second, then that that should bear party.
I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
I don't know. You could start but don't know party,
I don't know. It's just people who basically all of
the people who just like it. What there actually was
that thing? Was it Life of Brian?

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Was it?

Speaker 3 (11:42):
People who basically disagree with the whole thing? Party just
slip over there? Yeah, just right.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
My idea party would be just like you don't know,
I don't know either, vote me in. We've got an app.
We vote on every single decision. I don't just go
in there willing, elliot and make decisions on your behalf.
It's twenty twenty six. Why not just tell me what
you think?

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Why can't we bet on everything in parliament through an
app these days?

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Direct democracy path? Why not? Why not?

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Anyway, So after all of that yesterday they were going
to roll the Prime minister. They didn't roll the Prime minister.
Surely we couldn't play the entire press conference out that
he hosted afterwards. That would have gone for what like
an hour?

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Well yeah, I mean well they had a three hour meeting,
so I imagine that he would have been a bit
to go over. Yeah, it would have had quite a
lot to talk about.

Speaker 7 (12:31):
There was a confidence vote of my leadership this morning
at our caucus meeting, and I have the full support
of our caucus, and our caucus is united and it
is determined to win this election. Our focus is on
National's positive plan to fix the basics and to build
the future so that we realized the incredible potential that
sits in this country, and that we set it up
for our kids and our grandkids so they can do

(12:51):
better than we can.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
With that, I want to say thanks everyone. We're going
back to work and we're moving on.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Thank you very much. The whole thing work.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
Yeah, we're moving on. Yeah, sure, And nobody in the
National Party talked about anything else. Yesterday they were just
straight back to work and inter fixing in the economy
and foxing the country. Well goodness, I feel great. We
have never had a more well supported prime minister in history.
Tell Assassination attempts to survive them both and now he's
got the full support. So this is let's get news

(13:23):
for the country.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Jurry and Midnight the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Six thirty five on the Hardie Breakfast, Time for You later.
Sport headlines thanks to Export Ultra to bear for here.
Ryan Fox is discovering how his Open Championship win is
changing how he's perceived by the sport. Fox is making
his first appearance since winning the Claric Jug at the
Saint Jude Championship in Memphis this weekend. The golfer is
generally enjoying the attention, but needs better time management as

(13:53):
he's always getting stopped by someone for a chat.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
And see that I can see that some punishing radio
station wants to call him about a sh or something.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
You know, he's just trying to get on with his day.
Oh man. Has problem is he's got too much time
for people. So if people do stop and talk to him,
he's such a nice person that he will just give them,
He will genuinely give them time.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
I always thought that. I remember it chasing the Fox
a couple of years ago in the morning. He was
just sort of milling about and I ended up having
like a full on yarn with him for like five minutes.
And I was looking at him as I was talking
to him, going, you can't do this. All surely like
to do this with everyone, but he does. He does,
he does, and unfortunately, if people don't stop punishing it,
he may have to cut that back. Yeah, Jerry really.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Resurrected England Test create Captain Joe Root has abolished the
midnight curfew and post honest been.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
In the midnight Curfew.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Seven months after its introduction on the Ashes to it
don't need it now He's relate the rules and urged
a let's be adults theme insad of the opening Test
against Pakistani hitting.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
The next also known as the handle your piss theme
ahead of the first thing at hittingly probably don't need it.
I kind of feel like that curfew was for like
one or two people.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
I mean, come on, twelve o'clock, they're adults. That's ridiculous.
It was ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
You can't get in a scrap at eleven? Well, what's
what's the point of a midnight curfew?

Speaker 3 (15:17):
That's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Shine a light on you and NBA basketballs.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Los Angeles Lakers have reportedly sold for twenty one point
three billion dollars Josh Koshner, the brother of US President
Donald Trump's son law Jared's main claim to pay, and
former Disney chief executive Bob I Get buying the controlling interest.
The transition still needs approval from the NBA's Board of
Governor's twenty one point three minute.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
I don't know no frame of reference, so I have
no idea how much that is, like what, I don't
know where you could get for it other than the
Los Angeles Lakers. Would that wipe out our national debt?
Or is it one of those sort of numbers.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
It's it's I think it's about as much. Is it
about as much as I'm thinking that from here is
worth about that much? Okay?

Speaker 4 (16:01):
I think it's three times what Mike Hosking own is
in you?

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Three times? Okay? Here?

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Would here's one for you? Would you rather own the Lakers?
Fontier or three microskeys?

Speaker 4 (16:13):
Three microscing Fontier, Man, I'm all about the Farmers Lakers
and their first signing is Monikers.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
Actually, Fontier is only worth six wife and that's our
that's our biggest company.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
That's three Fontiers.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
It's three Fontiers. Isn't that crazy? It's a basketball team?
What the breaker is there? Don't even own any cows.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Jerry and Minn the Hotarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
You know how they say that your algorithm knows more
about you than you do. My algorithm clearly does because
it's been throwing at me this week. The Housekeeping Olympics
and footage of the Housekeeping Olympics, which is an annual
competition where hotel and facility housekeeping teams.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
That makes it. I was going to say, who does this?
That makes sense?

Speaker 3 (17:05):
They battle it out and cleaning themed events like for example,
the speed beard making vacuum races. So there's a there's
a mat and it's about you know, probably ten feet by.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Six it's like a yoga met size probably.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
And they go up and down and you got to
they put confiti on it and you've got to clean
that comfitte off if you highlights. So we take a
look Team Philly here.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Yeah, I love the technique that Team Philly used. She
went kind of slow and steady.

Speaker 6 (17:32):
I see some of the other competitors like really reeking
it really fast and sometimes that cast is a confetti
to fly back up.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Yeah, that's the that's the vacuum race.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
That's a great bit of analysis there. I've I've learned
this in my own vacuum and cracked this at home lately. Fast,
slow as smooth. Smooth is fast you want to be.
You don't whip that thing over there.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Slowly unless you're trying to do it as a workout.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Yeah, that's right, all you're dancing to eighties power ballots.
But I think particularly if you've got one of those
vacuum cleaners where it's the spinning thing on the head,
let it do its job. Man, it's like a golf swing.
You don't have to swing too hard. Let the club
do the work. Let the dice and do the work.
There's also a mop relay.

Speaker 6 (18:09):
Yes, these three teams up here that they're all very skilled. Oh,
they're moving really quickly through this. Oh my goodness. We're
approaching like record time right now with this. And the
accuracy looks really good as well. Oh, that's fantastic.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
How stoned is that common data? Would if you saw
on your schedule that you had to commentate the house
with Olympics.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Yeah, so it's a famous Las Vegas tradition celebrates frontline
hospitality workers.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
What would your discipline of choice be?

Speaker 3 (18:39):
Well, years ago, about five years ago, my partner Tolsi
bought the best present she's ever bought me was a
mop called Cheryl and sorry, I actually Cheryl is cleaner
and my mum not the same person person and Shirley's

(19:00):
the mop. So Surley is not really a mop. It's
it's it's like a wide broom, but it's not a broom.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
It's discutt squirrels.

Speaker 8 (19:09):
It is.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
It's a mop that you use to mop a basketball court. Yeah,
because yours is the size of a basketball court.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
That's exactly what it is. It's it's about it's about
a meter why, and so you can just walk that
thing around. It looks like the j Lux dog. Yeah, totally.
You walk it around and it just gathers stuff up
and then and then you just shake it and then
you your dust pan and brush up that stuff. Now
that thing there, oh man, that has changed my life.

(19:35):
That is because you can work shurly around. And if
you've got a book, if you've got wooden floors like me,
if you've got word, you can work shurly around, nothing more,
nothing more annoying than sweeping. You know, sweeping is bloody annoying.
Were sweeping? Whereas walking around that's that's just a whole
nother thing I can do. I can do a whole
floor enough thirty five seconds?

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Can I say high risk gift from Tulsi? She had
to be so certain that that was something that you wanted,
because that could have equally been a very offensive gift
to give to someone, like you give someone a mop,
all right? For me? Give me bed making, but not
speed bed making. I'm sure I could, but that would
come at the sacrifice of comfort. I believe I make

(20:14):
one of the most comfortable beds, certainly in west Auckland.
Are you a solo bead maker, I'm a solo bed maker. Yeah,
get out of my face. Yeah, Let me cook in
there and come back. You know later on I'll be
drenched and sweet and you will have the most comfortable
It looks good, that's not the point. Is the most
comfortable sleep you'll have. I'll tuck it to perfect shoulder

(20:36):
nick length, not too much top sheet hanging over the top,
you know, not too little.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
And then I've gone with the extra.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Wide douvet so that you've got a bit of leeway
either side.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
That's good, you do. Hospital corners don't.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Not quite. I find them too restrictive because that can
you know, when you get into a hospital bed or
a hotel bead and your feet feel crushed at the end.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
You want that.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
So I've just got a little bit leeway in there,
but not enough that it'll untuck itself in the night,
because that's also a sleep broader.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
This is, this is I've learned something about you today.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Yeah, Jerry and Leni the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Having a little Netflix sponge last night. Man, the missus,
I don't mind checking on the old you know checks
love their true crime docos. I've been converted, man, I'm
in on them. We were watching one yesterday and it
was a bunch of you know, I was a murder mystery.
Who done it? They found a DNA sample I.

Speaker 4 (21:33):
Know which one of those, Idaho for.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
Idaho four.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
They found a DNA sample that had DNA on it, obviously,
but when they checked it against the police data base.
There's nothing in there. So they were like, okay, so whoever,
the Thursday, I've not committed a crime. We don't have
their thing. Then they went to ancestry DNA or one
of those twenty three and me situations and cross checked
it against their DNA and said and it said, well, no,

(22:02):
we don't have this person, but their dad's done a
DNA test before. That's how accurate the DNA thing is.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
So they were allowed to do that. So yes, they're
allowed to do it, but it's not admissible in court.
But what it meant was they found the guy's dad.
This is spoilers for that thing, but they found that
guy's dad. They then found his son, then they arrested him,
got a DNA sample, corroborated it that way. But when

(22:29):
there was a moment in the documentary when they were like,
we cross checked it against one of those ancestry things,
and I was like, oh my god, did you know
that that could happen? I mean, you're on record for
those crimes back in the nineties, ruder, but were you
aware that your DNA tests could be used?

Speaker 4 (22:45):
Well, there was famous tread Now the Golden state Keller
who killed people. Oh man, I'm too deep in serial killers,
but about twenty people back in the seventies and eighties,
and they did the exact same thing with him, probably
three or four years ago, where they got they went
back and they tested some DNA from as I said,
thirty forty years ago, and they went back and then

(23:06):
they got his DNA. But then they've still got to
prove it. Yeah, that's the thing. They're like, Okay, so
now we know it's this person, but we've got to
actually prove the case. Otherwise it's not admissible and court.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Yeah they got Yeah, but I because my theory up
until then was that they were using all of that
stuff to clone us. I haven't done you even have
you done one of those?

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Nah?

Speaker 1 (23:26):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
I mean I I kind of know what my ancestry is.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Yeah, and any ancestry I don't know about it. I
don't care about.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Like, if I found out that I was cousins with
Cliff Curtis, I'm probably not gonna call them.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
Mine's not very interesting. Mine's like Scottish and English, you know,
it's pretty boring. Yeah, yeah, Scottish, I'm Scottish English.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Then also, what are you gonna do once you once
you figure it out?

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Yeah, I my mom's kind of My mum went a
bit into the ancestry thing. Papa, Yeah did. And I
think there's an age I think it's maybe sixty eight
that all of a sudden people go they can see
the end, and all of a sudden they go, geez,
we're all going to be forgotten at some stage. Ah,
you know, I'm going to go back and have a
look at some of these forgotten ancestors and bring them

(24:10):
back to life in a sense, and in the hopes
that one day someone will do that for me. I
was watching something on the news last night and it
got me thinking about the similar sort of a thing.
But back in the nineteen eighties, man, it must have
been hard to solve crimes and murders and stuff. There's
a whole lot of unsolved murders in New Zealand from
the nineteen eighties because there was some people who were
charged with something. A couple of police officers that were

(24:32):
led off yesterday. They're on the news anyway for a
historic thing that happen ages ago. But nowadays, with phones,
you can tell exactly a what people have been looking up.
You can tell where they've been when what they've been doing.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Like a spirit thought for serial killers. Man, oh, it's
bloody heart Sarah to be a serial killer in twenty
twenty six. Yeah, I've always said I had to get
away with that stuff.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Jerry and Mini, the hold Ikey Breakfast, Jeremy Wells and
the nice see the Darchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
All right.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
I saw a similar thing on my algorithm yesterday, and
it was people judging inanimate objects and placing them in
the camp of either being left wing or right wing,
such as the state of the political landscape, gentlemen. Everything's
been pushed to the extremes, hasn't it. Everything, it seems
has to be left or right. So I thought, well,
why not, let's let's do a New Zealand version of this.
I'll give you guys some inanimate objects and you tell

(25:27):
me whether you think they're left wing.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Or right wing.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Okay, okay, okay, Rugby right wing?

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Yeah, right wing. I think Rugby Rugby is right wing. Yeah,
gum boots, gum boots, gum boots. I believe a right
wing as well.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Actually, do you think they're center right a little bit?

Speaker 3 (25:45):
I think that's in right, and I think that's because
they rural. Yeah. Do you think the rural community is
generally right wing? Farmers generally vote national.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Gendle's general's left wing, gender's left wing, crocs, crocs are left.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
Okay, here's an interesting one. This does work. Okay, here's
an interesting one.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
For hiking, Oh, hikings left wing hunting.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Hunting is right.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah, very tiny difference is whether you've got a gun
with you or not.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
But definitely hiking. When I think of hiking, boots, yeah,
I think labor party conference, Yeah, earthy tones, craft beer. Whoa,
Now that's interesting. That's that's seen to left. Yeah, that's
seen to left.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
I actually think it's further than that. I think it's
quite it's quite left.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Yeah, okay, I I think.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Because I think right when you're going straight across the
plate with a laga, you know, I miss around with
any of that stuff.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
Craft beer quite demonstrative as well. Yeah, lo, how left
I am?

Speaker 1 (26:50):
It can be a virtue signal, a double I pa
for a brewery. You can't pronounce swan drise swan dries.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Right wing. Yes, I think sanders go along with hunting
and farming. Yeah, Wellington Wellington has left wing.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Yeah, what about a pookickat Oh, okay, pookicko.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
It's blue mainly, yeah, it is blue.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
But I feel like a pookyicko. They're an interesting one
because the pooky coot of all the birds, you know,
because normally I would say New Zealand native birds are
left wing, but the pookicko is an outlier.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Is particularly a right wing. It's quite a militant bird.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
And you know what, the interesting story of the pooky
coat it got here itself, so it's not endemic to
New Zealand. They're not just there swampions. They were in Australia.
And then they're thinking that the first pookicko to arrive
in New Zealand, we're blown here by a hell of
a westerly from Australia. So they accidentally, they accidently arrived.

(27:55):
Then I feel like the right wing. I feel like
they're an outlier of the New Zealand native bird community.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Okay, here's another interesting one. I've got a couple of
cars for you. All Ford XR Sex A Ford XR
Sex is right wing. Yeah, okay, so Borrow Forester.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Sabaru Forester has left at center left. The flip flops
election to election.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
You know we did swan drive before. What about a
cat man dou paffa?

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Oh the cat man do paffa? Is it sleeveless or
has it got sleeves?

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Oh well, let's go both. Okay, let's go sleep with
sleeves first, right wing and without left. Okay, give us
a six three four it through it. Give us a
few more inanimate objects and we'll decide whether the left
or right wing.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
I like this Midnight.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
I like this.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
It's funny.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
They all are. They all have a quality to them, don't.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Chandles. That was a good one. Chandle's Opportunities Party, Jerry
and the Night, the Hold Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
We did offend someone who we see sleeveless catmn do
puffer jacket? Yep, I think did you land lift?

Speaker 3 (29:04):
I went left and I would say I would say
South Island female left left leaning voter.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Yeah, someone sicks her and said I'm taking my cat
men do puffer vist off. Nothing like being labeled in
the morning. All right, Sorry, Sorry, We've got a bunch
of tics that have come through things that could be
left or right or read them for your perusal.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Yep. Siggi's Segis. I think nowadays Siggi's are because they're
so expensive. I think they're right. I think they're right.
Vapes Vapes, Vapes are poor. I think Vapes.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
They certainly left of Siggi's.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Yeah, they didn't lift of Sigis. Yeah, they could form
a coalition.

Speaker 9 (29:44):
With Oh they could dip though, but that I reckon
they'd be open to both sides. Yes, something some things
couldn't go into coalition with others. That the opportunity party
of Siggi's is ruled Vapes out. But Vapes has.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
A pair of neutral colored Marmot trail shoes. That's that
left left. How about this, the warriors, the Warriors are left.
The Warriors are left.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
The Warriors are left. Do you think there was a
time when the Warriors were right? No, I don't think so. No,
I don't think so. I feel I feel like league
in general is left. Okay, I think traditionally. I know
the reason. Maybe I'm just I'm being My idea is
being colored by the fact that rugby league started in Runanger,

(30:30):
which was also very close to Blackball, which is the
place where the Labor Party started.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Right, Okay, very historical. How about fishing?

Speaker 3 (30:38):
All fishing?

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Is fishing left wing or right wing?

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Fishing? I think is center right? Yeah, I think it's
I think it's right wing.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Does it depend on what you're fishing for?

Speaker 3 (30:47):
I think so? Okay, so snapper snapper, I think I
think is right. Okay, trout trout, I think rainbow trout
I think is left. I think yeah, freshwater fishing.

Speaker 8 (31:00):
A few more tics through a bong left, hard left.
A coffee plunger, Now that's interesting. I see a coffee
plunger as being a left wing voter. But I would
say that the stove top espresso is probably voting center right.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
What about two tea spoons of instant left left?

Speaker 3 (31:22):
I think that's right right right?

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Yeah, flat white, Oh that's a difficult one.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Flat White's flat white as a swing voter'll they'll change
their spots.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Can we get into trees if we could? For a
cigar gentleman, So trees in general, whether they're left or right,
just individual trees.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Individual trees.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Is voting left all its life?

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Pinus radiator hard right.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
You're talking about the ACT Party right there? What about
is there anything further right than the Act Party because
that's pinus radiator.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Uh astro Turf. Oh is astro Turf left wing or
right wing?

Speaker 3 (32:03):
Have we found something there that's neither left nor right?

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Yeah, it might exist outside that is that incidet mona party.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
Yeah, astro Turf.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
We'll come back to that one. Keeping chickens is that
is keeping chickens left wing or right?

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Are you keeping chickens in gray Linn or are you
keeping chickens rurally?

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Let's go with each example. So rurally and if you're
keeping chickens right and if you're in the city left
left bere feed in public left surfing.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Now that's interesting. I think I think historically left and
I think nowadays it's shifted right. Is that right?

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Steak and cheese pie?

Speaker 3 (32:39):
I think center left.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Okay, we've got a couple more texts. Staying at the
pub too long?

Speaker 3 (32:47):
Hmmm, right, I reckon left? Do you think it's left?

Speaker 1 (32:52):
I think it's right.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
You reckon.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Astro Turf is left. It's the fake meat of grass
living in ponsanbe.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Living in Ponsomb. Well, at the moment, the Auckland Central
is Chloe Schwarbrick as the MP. So you'd say, actually,
traditionally left, but probably leaning right nowadays.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
We'll go through this text this a little bit. The
last one we do here tak.

Speaker 10 (33:20):
Hard left, yep, lube right, hold hold in Tirana, Hold
in tarana right nowadays.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
Back in the day would have been voted labor. I
think nowadays the hold in Tarana is possibly voting national Jerry.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
And mind the Hodarchy breakfast.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
So Bay of plenty Animal rescue groups struggling to cope
with an influx of dumped and unwanted puppies. Vader's Angels
Animal Rescue Trust says that they're overwhelmed and exhausted by
the flood of dumped and abandoned puppies and adult dogs
and joining us on the phone as founder and team
manager from vaders Angels, Kat Thompson, Morning Cad, How are

(34:07):
you good?

Speaker 5 (34:08):
Thank you, good morning.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
So what has happened here? How many animals are we
talking about?

Speaker 5 (34:14):
Most days we're getting between requests between twenty and up
to one of our max days was forty two dogs
for request to.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Come into kim most days day.

Speaker 5 (34:27):
Yeah, it's quite overwhelming at the moment. It's yeah, we're
quite hard.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Where are these where are these animals?

Speaker 5 (34:33):
Coming from at the moment. A lot of it is
from like our main aims from pounds, so we work
closely with Rotorua, Western Bay and Taranga pounds. We also
work with some pounds out of town Hierarchy and Waikato
as well. So and then we're getting a lot of

(34:55):
community cases which are coming in through people just like
ruggling with the financial struggle at the moment.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
Yeah, well, I guess that's the thing. If you've got
an animal and you're struggling to feed your family and
then you've got an animal on top of it, Animals
can be you know, bloody expensive, is it the fact?
As well? Are dogs having more dogs like our dogs
having more puppies? Are people not getting their dogs used
and desex Yeah?

Speaker 5 (35:26):
So when I started the rescue seven years ago, I
never ever had puppies coming in three pounds. I'd maybe
see a handful of puppies come through a pound, where
now like I've got twenty six puppies coming out tomorrow
alone from one pounds.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
What's your capacity? How many animals can you look after?

Speaker 5 (35:52):
So I can manage at my place. We've got a farm,
so we're set up to take between seventeen and up
to twenty five adult dogs. But we are not situated
to keep as many puppies here because we focus on
the rehab of the adults. So I have foster homes
that I'm really lucky to have and take puppies. But

(36:15):
even our foster's chopker like, we're constantly having to find
more foster homes to try and fit them in. I'm
really lucky now I've got a couple of really great
rescues in the South Island that are able to take
a huge amount of our puppies and home them down there,
because in the North Island we just don't have the

(36:36):
homes left. It's just too many puppies.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Kat, how much does it cost? How much does this
costing you every year? You trust to run this?

Speaker 5 (36:45):
So last year we had around one hundred and seventy
five dogs through and we were at around eighty seven thousand.
To have those dogs through, we've been having to buy
food in their veccir desexing, vaccinations, all those sort of things.

(37:07):
I'm really lucky. Some of our counsels do register them
and vaccinate them for us as well, which is huge.
That takes a big chunk out this year alone, we're
already at I think we've done one hundred and forty
six dogs now and we're already at around the state

(37:28):
amount of funds eighty thousand funds. But we've had a
lot more extreme medical cases and neglect cases just because
people haven't got the funds to feed their animals or
do basic care.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
Yeah, we're talking to Kat Thompson from Vader's Angels Animal
Rescue Trust. So if people want to help out and
help you out, cat, what can they do.

Speaker 5 (37:51):
So you could help either fosters we're dying for more
fosters for puppies, donate towards our vet here. Some people
donate straight to our vets and honestly, food is a
big thing for us at the moment as well, just
having enough food to feed everyone when we've got no

(38:14):
food donations. It is costing up to around two grands
a week just to feed every animal in Kire.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
That is a lot of money, man. Okay, so they
can if they google Vader's Angels Animal Rescue that's the
easiest way to do it.

Speaker 5 (38:30):
Yes, definitely, We've got a website and we're on Facebook.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Okay, Well, best of luck with everything, Kat Are you
doing good work there in the community in the Bay
of Plenty. And yeah, I hope people get them behind
this and help you out. Well.

Speaker 5 (38:42):
Thank you so much for contacting us and reaching out.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
It's a pleasure. This is The Hierarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
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Speaker 5 (39:24):
King's High schools were I man, it's about the laugh.

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Speaker 5 (40:03):
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(40:27):
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(40:53):
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Speaker 1 (41:11):
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away three hundred dollars worth of Bunnings vouchers for playing
its academic tomorrow out of Bunnings. Should we do it
live in person? Someone who's at Bunnings comes down and
wins three hundred bucks with the Bunnings vouchers there.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
I like that idea of minight.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
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Speaker 3 (41:31):
They won't get the Yeah, and also I think that's
a little bit unfair for everyone else listening. For us
in the country, that's a good point, you know, that's
a good point unless you want to fly up to
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Speaker 2 (41:45):
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Speaker 1 (41:49):
So a big issue that's happening around the country at
the moment is angry parents on sidelines. This has been
I think this has been happening since Adam was a cowboy.
But it's come to like recently. I think, first of all,
a few weeks ago, maybe a month or so ago,
when Wellington canceled all of their club rugby for that
weekend because the referees said, we've had enough. We're not

(42:10):
reffering this weekend. There's too much debus coming in from
the sidelines. I believe that there are some nipple competitions
at least this weekend just been that have banned fans
or parents or whatever from being on the sidelines have plenty. Yes,
stand outside the cage. You must have seen some of this.
You guys both got kids.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
You go down there. I've seen some shocking stuff. Like
I've seriously seen some shocking stuff I've seen. I've seen
it nearly turn into fisticuffs between parents after the game.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
I think there's nothing more embarrassing than getting into a
fight on the sideline at a sporting game or even
like social sport. Like how little do you have going
on in your life that this is what you're willing
to throw bones at it?

Speaker 3 (42:48):
I know, Mini, we get very passionate about sport. It's
right some people as well as you said there basing
their entire week's happiness on whether or not their child
performs in rugby.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Because it's obviously a thing, you know, even though it
doesn't make sense to me, clearly, it's happening often enough
that it is a real thing. I guess part of
it is being protective over your kid, but a large
part is you just touched on. There is living vicariously
through your child. Hey, I never made the All Blacks,
but maybe my kid might.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
I wonder how much professional sport and the professionalization of
sport in our society is playing a part in this
bag time.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Because it used to be you played rugby to sit
because it tied you into the community. It gave you
a way to stay fit and not blow out into
your thirties and that, and that's what it was. Now
it's like, if you're not going to make the All Blacks,
give it up, Yeah, which is annoying.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
I don't think that's the way it should be. No,
we're definitely inside of schools and stuff. The numbers are
there's wayless teams. The schools have got bigger, but there's
wayless teams in some grades. Like when I was growing
up and say sixth grade, which is under sixty five
CAGs now was a little bit lighter when I was
growing up, But there were five teams at my school, yeah,
and now there are two.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Yeah, there's no age grade rugby teams in my hometown anymore.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
So if you're not going to get in the All
Blacks and you're not going to play it, a lot
of people go, well, I'm not going to get in
the All Blacks, so there's no point in playing.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Yes, but what if you learned a skill that stayed
with you for the rest of your life, kept you
in shag, kept you tied into the community, all these
great things. I think anyway, that's what That's one part
of it. But I've found a solution. I've found a
solution for the angry parents on the sidelines, because I think,
like you said, the main cause is parents getting angry
that their kid's been slighted and that they're living through
their kids. So I think the solution is tryouts for

(44:32):
the team. You know, if you want to make the
first fifteen or whatever local club team that your kid
wants to make. At the start of the year, they
go to tryouts. What kid can make the team, who's
good enough to play, been that parents go to the tryouts.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
So you have the.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Tryouts exclusively for the parents, and it's whether you can
get your kid into the team. And it's a few
different things. One would be you have to physically go
out and play the sport. Yep, that will be the
first instance. But the second thing would be are you
a good hang in the clubrooms? Are you a bit
of a punisher? What's your group chat etiquette? What kind
of person are you around? And then the coaches go

(45:08):
away and they go, well, little Timmy's dad's a bit
of a dick in the group chattity.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
I think problem.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Yeah, I noticed that little Davies dad didn't shout around
all night. You know, all of a sudden, he's got
t rex arms, can't reach his pocket, so and so
smoke bomb, so and so probably hung around a little
bit longer than he should have. This guy's parents have
no athletic ability at all. I would shut it to
think with their kids, like, they're not going to make

(45:36):
the team either. And so when your kid does make
the team, you know that it was because of you,
And it just alleviates that, like, it's all the pressure
is on my kid. No, the pressure is back on
the parents and if you're not there, it's because you suck.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
I'd also like to add one more thing, and I
think there's one ad campaign which has been responsible for
more parental abuse reprobuse than any other air campaign in
New Zealand history, and that is the AG campaign which
had put the people in the glass. You know that,
don't you know? When you're drinking under the glass, Under

(46:09):
the glass because drinking people are drinking less on a
Friday night, people are drinking less and less. Parents are
drinking less and lease, and so they're turning up on
a Saturday morning raring to go with plenty of energy,
and so they're putting that in supporting their children.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Yeah, they've had a nice bar. Nobody ever used a
ref from under a glass, that's right. And so this
is why my parent tryouts thing would work because you
would look at that parent and go, probably gonna need
them to up the intake a little bit, or is
going to be punishing tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
We need to put people back under the glass.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
There you go, there's my solution for all the abusive
parents on the sideline. Make them try out for their
kids to get under the team.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
Send that down for the Bay of Plenty and Wellington.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
That's why I'm asking for your vote, and the upcoming Elite.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
Jury and the night the hold I keep breakfast.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
What the hell is this night?

Speaker 3 (46:57):
There's this giant, bloody wow aluminium thing sitting in the studio.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
It is my sources are informing me that is a
tea kettle. Oh, full disclosure, that might be the first
tea kettle I've sent in the flesh, But yeah, that
is a tea kettle. It just appeared out in the
office yesterday and you'll see engraved on the front of
it that is the original tea kettle from the original Titty,
which is the boat that Radio Joducky was launched on.

(47:27):
The Titty, big old Titty, and it nineteen sixty six
went out into the harbor. A man put his head
in the hinge of a drawbridge so that they could
get the boat out to sea to broadcast, and that
kettle was aboard the Titty.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
Is this what gave Kevin Black dementia? Because this aluminum
tea it's a teapot rather than a kettle. It's say,
you'd have to you put the tea inside it loosely.
If I imagine.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Yes, do we have any of that loose leaf crap?

Speaker 3 (48:01):
Well, you can just get a tea bag and just
rip it open. We've got plenty of those out there.
How that works, Yeah, you just whip it in there
and then you need a strainer. We used to we
used to run one of these teapots back in the day,
and but this one here, the fact that it's aluminum,
I think this is not good. I don't know if
you meant to go with the aluminum. Maybe maybe aluminium.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
As you hear inside it, Jerry, what's the inside look.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
Like it smells? Do you know what it smells like?
It smells like the Auckland Museum. Well, that's probably where
it came from.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
Come from, has it?

Speaker 3 (48:32):
Maybe it has that genuinely smells like the Auckland I
know the smell of the Auckland Museum. Yeah. Right, and
that is exactly smells like Centennial Street in the Aukland Museum.

Speaker 6 (48:42):
Right.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
I was gonna say, it doesn't smell like a pokey roma.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Do you want to smell it?

Speaker 5 (48:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (48:46):
So this has come off, This has come off the
the titty, it.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Says genuine radio Hodaki Titty teapot nineteen sixty six to
nineteen sixty eight missus jan Cha Ambulin, winner of Tea
Words Contest.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
I don't know what Tea Words contest is, but that's
what's engraved on the front of this. A couple of
couple of things straight off the rip, I would say,
let's got a strainer in it. First thing, should we
figure out what tea words is and bring that back?

Speaker 3 (49:17):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Second thing is should put a brew on?

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Maybe it's something. Oh yeah, let's put a brother. Maybe
it's something to do with words beginning with tea. As
many as you can possibly name.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Well, we'll do a bit of research in that. For
forty seconds, have some tea. Oh jeez, I don't know.
This is actually way grosser than drinking your dad's wine
collection that we did a while ago.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Yeah. Does anyone drink tea from a teapot anymore?

Speaker 5 (49:38):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (49:39):
Nowadays? It's just bag focused, does it? I'd love to
hear from it, because back in the day we used
to go with that. You go loose leaf tea normally
about four tablespoons into a teapot, then you go boiling
hot water in there, and you'd leave it to go
for maybe leave it to brew for maybe a minute,
and then you do turns. So you go three turns
to the left of what of the teapot was that

(50:01):
it draws the it draws the tea out of the
tea leaves, and then you go two turns to the right,
oftentimes with the tea cozy on top. Then you got
the strainer and then you go and then you pull
that into a into a cup, and then you go
your milk and over the top of that, and then
you've got your super wine biscuits with butter on them.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
It's ticks and rather than wrapping open a TV, you
could probably just put it in the pot. That makes sense.
And then Joshua said, can Jerry please stop saying aluminum.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Here's not a thing you think you're dumb? Dumb aluminum.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Aluminium aluminum.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
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Speaker 3 (50:47):
So the World Series of Darts returns to Spucketena for
two nights of world class sporting entertainment. That's Tomorrow and Saturday,
and Star started lineup featuring world champions Mate your winners,
some of the sport's most exciting emerging talent is going
to headline that twenty twenty six Sky sitting in New
Zealand's Darts Masters and joining us now is PDC World

(51:11):
number two. Jean van Ven. Welcome to the studio, Jeanne.

Speaker 11 (51:15):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Nice to see you now. Firstly, it's good to have
you in the studio. It's good to see that you
were in clothes. Yes, we were worried. Yeah, so was
I because something unusual happened to you on the way here,
didn't it.

Speaker 11 (51:28):
Yes, correct.

Speaker 12 (51:29):
I flew out of well Brussels first and I had
a layover in Paris shoulder girl before going to Qatar,
done hair, and before I arrived here, I looked at
my attack, which I have in my luggage, just like, oh,
maybe it's already let's see and ewell still in Paris
and so yeah, it was there for about forty eight
hours so it still hasn't turned up.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Okay, So how much did you so you obviously only
had your carry on, Like what did you show up with?

Speaker 3 (51:53):
How much stuff did you have?

Speaker 12 (51:54):
Yes, I had to carry on because it was such
a long trip. I had some different clothes in the
carry on. Yeah, because I wanted to get changed into
the like during the fight, but I didn't in the end,
and luckily I didn't because well, we arrived Sunday evening
and then I had closed for the Monday, but on
Monday I went shopping for Tuesday, Wednesday, well, Thursday today,
and still isn't it here?

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Okay, when are you expecting the Begs to show up?

Speaker 11 (52:14):
It should arrive tonight eleven thirty.

Speaker 13 (52:16):
Ye, well it should, but it should have arrived well,
they told me yes, and then on Sunday night when
we arrived, they told me it's gonna arrive Tuesday evening
and it's now Thursday, exactly.

Speaker 11 (52:28):
I'm not believing that.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
John. Do you have to go and pick up the bag?

Speaker 12 (52:31):
I don't have to, but yeah, since we're playing tomorrow,
I might as well just go pick it up because
they told me it's going to be delivered to the
hotel tomorrow. But I'm not waiting around. I need that
back tonight totally.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Can I ask your your Are your darts in that bag?

Speaker 3 (52:44):
Yes?

Speaker 12 (52:45):
Yeah, because like the airline considered doesn't consider them as weapons,
so you can't have them in carry on.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
You need to get any hold honest, and your hands
they are sometime we heard about your plan and so
we've had a wep around the office here. We've got
a few things there's ahead for you, just to keep
the New Zealand sun out of your eyes.

Speaker 11 (53:00):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Well Son, you may not have seen it. There's a
T shirt for you as well, and then that one
there's just a bottle up and you can't wear that.
But when you're when you can celebrate with it. Thank
you very much.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
Jean I'm when you entered the studio. I can obviously
I have an attuned sense of smell and and for
a person who's got no clothes, you've obviously gone shopping
and bought some other clothes. But I thought Jeanne's going
to be turning up here with clothes that he's traveled
all around the world, and you know he's going to
be maybe a little bit whiffy. But I've got to
say you smelling like your clothes are freshly launded. I

(53:37):
can smell the I can smell the laundry powder. Yeah
that's correct, Yeah, that's correct.

Speaker 12 (53:42):
We had an overnight laundry services at the hotel, save
me an extra day shopping so it's like about these
on Monday. Well, they're from here, from Auckland, these clothes
I'm wearing today, so but yeah, you're correct, they are
off freshly laundered.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Give you a little bit of an advantage. Someone sticks
through and said they want to know this is from Jason.
What's it like playing against Luke Litler?

Speaker 11 (54:00):
Plays difficult? It's very difficult.

Speaker 6 (54:03):
You know.

Speaker 11 (54:03):
Lucas a fantastic guard player.

Speaker 12 (54:05):
He's number one in the world for the reason he's
the best lot player at the moment, and it's always
tough playing him because he's just too good. But luckily
for us he's not here this week, so we got
a chance.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
As there is something happening in darts where I feel
like for a long time people considered it an older
man's game, but now there's a much younger group coming through.

Speaker 11 (54:22):
Yes, yeah, that's true.

Speaker 12 (54:23):
I think it's necessary as well, with the schedule we have.
We're playing three four days a week throughout well, mostly
Europe but now especially here as well, and with all
the traveling, I think it's important that the younger player's
cone through because the older players it's just too tiring
for them. But yeah, I think it's a good way
the sport is going into.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
We're doing the darts Master, Jean Jan. Do you travel
with you obviously you take your darts with you. Do
you travel with the board?

Speaker 2 (54:48):
No?

Speaker 3 (54:49):
And do you do practice? Are you practicing while you're
away on tour or you just turn it up and
away you go.

Speaker 12 (54:54):
No, I'm practicing. I went to a local bar here
on Monday to get well. First of all, I went
to a darts shop near here to get a set
of my darts. Luckily they sold them, so I got
to sell my darts. I went to a bar on
Monday to get some practice in. And now the BDC
organized this tournament. They've got to practice. What's set up
in the hotel so we can practice there as well.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
Okay, that's good.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
It is it a translatable skill?

Speaker 3 (55:15):
Like?

Speaker 1 (55:15):
What other things do you find that you're good at?
For example, cricketers are very good at golf? Are you
very good at beer pong?

Speaker 11 (55:24):
I don't know. I don't play that often.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
I think you'd be a natural yeah motion, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 11 (55:30):
It's from the wrist, so it might be yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
But what about like I don't know basketball or bowling
anything like that.

Speaker 11 (55:36):
I'm decent at it, not very good. Well about golf.

Speaker 12 (55:39):
I'm terrible at golf, right, yeah, so I'm definitely not
good at cricket either, But no, I don't know about
the other sports which I'm okay in it not particularly
good or any right?

Speaker 3 (55:49):
What about throwing a piece of rubbish and some in
a bin from a distance? I can be okay in that?
Yeah you're Are you okay in that?

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Selling yourself short?

Speaker 11 (55:59):
Maybe?

Speaker 3 (56:00):
I think you must? You must have some skill. Okay,
here we go.

Speaker 11 (56:03):
Yeah, that's what That's why I didn't want to beat
myself up.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Here's a pie, yes, he's a rolled up ball, And
here is a kittle.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
If I put this over here, son, should we put
it over the side? Where are we going to put stuff?
Should we put it on Ruder's head?

Speaker 4 (56:17):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Why not? Okay, So I'll just take off your and
we'll put the kettle on Ruder's head. He's going to
hold it and stay still. Ruder high, don't remember? It
is quite high? Jana is sizing it up even Well, No,
it was just the engauging. You were you were your
There was.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
A target on top of the kittle. You would have
hit it, you frown it like a dart, but you
needed a little bit more lost.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
It was nice and straight. One more time I reckon
because now you know that, now you know the weight
on that angle. Oh so you know that is a
translatable skill. I mean, what a great skill to have.
So the twenty twenty six Sky City, New Zealand's Dance
Masters is on Tomorrow and Saturday. Jean Benvin, thank you

(57:05):
so much for coming in.

Speaker 11 (57:06):
No, thank you for having me.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
Best of luck with everything.

Speaker 11 (57:08):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Thank you Jerry and Mini for the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
We're dipping our toe to political waters this morning, obviously
off the back of the second failed rolling attempt coup
attempt in the National Party. By the way, as a
side note, if I wasn't that part, I'll probably go
for the third. No one would expect that. There's no
way Luxe would expect a third rolling attempt this morning.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
It's there, what are we eighty five days out or
something like that.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
But we're only eighty six yesterday, so it wasn't expecting
that either anyway. So off the back of that, I
was scrolling through me Instagram reels the other day and
I saw these guys talking about inanimate objects, whether they're
left or right. These are all English things, and I thought,
let's do a New Zealand version of that. What what
political leaning would these inanimate objects have? We did a

(57:55):
bunch of them earlier on in the show, but there's
still so many coming through.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
A barbecue, Jerry, A barbecue like the actual, like the barbecue.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Itself, the barbecue itself, the implement.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Well, look, I think it depends on what barbecue we're
talking about, Okay. I think charcoal a charcoal barbecue, right wing,
gas left wing.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
I think the other way around.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
But I would even say that a Weber, for example,
right of center, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Very centrist. I think a web is a swing voter.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
I think a mass sport left. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
I think the charcoal is in the same category as
the as the craft beer. Okay, And to that end,
I think it's left. But I think gas is very
right because it's.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Like because it's because it's a non renewable resource.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Yeah, that we should be mining it in the whisk
leaving your scooter outside the diary.

Speaker 3 (58:55):
That's left, yep.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
Throwing a deli at a press conference left sary.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
Now, I would say right conservative. I would say conservative, right,
I would say very I.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Think it encompasses the whole right side of the spectrum. Yep,
from center right all the way out to reviewed luck
to go yep, reverse.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
Cowgirl like quite a long way left. Yeah, okay, quite
a long way left. That's a non de odorant wearing left.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
Okay, okay, here you.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
Lift sushi, oh, sushi, sushi, send to right.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
Right. I think she left, really think she left in
the country. I think in some parts of the world, right, Yeah, okay,
that's a good point.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
Yeah. Left.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
Like for example, when a when a sushi shop opened
up and tomorrow it the same years, not that. I
was talking to my father in law and he goes,
have you tried it? It was same years. He goes, no,
sushi was like, I have tried si. So that's why
I think dairy farmer, he's never tried it. I think
it's a left, a left learning thing wayhiki island left yep,

(01:00:04):
an eel Oh he was a right.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
It was a right, absolutely. I think it was right.
It was a right.

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
Look in their eye, eels taking no prisoners.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Farmer's markets left or right left.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
So even though it's got the word farmer, yeah, it's
really left I mean you're looking for as but it's
shard may, it's shardy left like it's the well healed left. Yes, yeah,
and because you're looking at you're looking at a fifteen
dollar rallish.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Yeah, Marmot, I think Marmots. I think Marmot's center, right.

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
Do you think so? I think Marmot's a swing voter.
Do you know what? I think Marmot's right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
I think Veggie might's left.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
I agree with you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Then, actually you're right, yeah, I think it's not far
off the scene. No, no, no, yeah, they're right there, center, right,
center there.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
Because I'm seeing each of these on the spectrum like
I'm actually visualized.

Speaker 14 (01:00:58):
Yeah, possible, Oh right, right yeah, Test cricket, Tess cricket
is teest cricket oddly enough as I think left, Yeah,
I think right.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
I think it's I think T twenty is left for sure.
But eyes a swing voter. No, actually eyes right as well.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
I think I don't know. I think I think, I
don't know why I think I think tiss cricket just
five days.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
I think of like the Marylebone Cricket club, hissing it
hisssing at Alex Carrey. That's sort of what I pictured,
and that's right to make the America's Cup right, horse
racing right. Pinching your nose when jumping into a body
of water.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
This is what my partner Tolsy does. She does while
she's surfing. When she comes off at the end, she
pinches her nose. Heavy left. I think that's heavy heavy left.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
That's I think that's far left energy.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
Yep, that's Harry left. And then this ticks. What about
ruder root is a different type of political system.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
Jerry and Midnight the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
Thursday, which means I'm gonna go home and do some vacuuming,
oh yah, and practice actually for the Housekeeping Olympics which
I'm going to head to next year in Las Vegas.
I can't wait to go along.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
Just remember, as we discussed earlier this morning, slow as smooth,
smooth is fast when it comes to vacuuming. Some people
just get in there and go hellful weather. That's not
picking up as much off the floor as you think
it is. I actually am not. I'm quite a fan
of the shaken back.

Speaker 14 (01:02:35):
And put the freshness back, and put the freshness back,
and put the freshness back.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
It's a good way to see where you've been, you
know what I mean, When you're mowing the lawns, you
can see exactly. Sometimes when you're vacuuming, you're like, I
don't know if I've done that, but or not. Our
carpet in particular fluffs up once you've been over it,
so you can tell. And that when you're trying to
score brownie points with the missus and she comes home
and the carpets fluffed, dude, Yeah, she comes home and
the carpets fluffed.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
Yeah, all right, I tell you what she's going to
Your partner is going to come home today, and what
you're going to do is going to do something which
shows a huge amount of love.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Still be drinking at the clubrooms at the golf course.
Get the opposite of that. You're going to take some
clothes out of her drawers and you're going to just
put them. They're going to be folded, and you're just
going to put them on the bed and a pile
like you've done the washing. So it's so instead of
actually instead of doing washing, you just take out clothes

(01:03:30):
before you go out to play golf, put them on
the put them on the beard her own clothes, her
own clothes that she washed and folded and put away,
and yours and yours.

Speaker 3 (01:03:39):
And just put them on and just put them on
the bed, and then go out and just see if
she thinks she thinks that you've done some washing. It's
a good ideas. It's good man, because it just just fit.
And even if she goes, you've blah blah blah, and
then you go, yeah, it's quite a good And then
to pretend it didn't, you're losing your marvels, aren't you?

Speaker 4 (01:03:59):
Can I question Jerry, Yeah, so you're going home to vacuum.
Don't you have Cheryl the cleaner? Does she not vacuum?

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
Charel the cleaner? Yeah? Yeah, but Cheryl the cleaner comes
once every couple of weeks. Okay, she comes once every
two She used to come every week. Cost of living
crisis all down eking out here, Jerry, dude, it's not easy.
It's not easy out there. So yeah, but obviously you
know you got a vacuum more than once every two weeks.
And also I'm a I'm a tidier. You like to

(01:04:27):
you so, And also I've got Shirley the mop that's
a dry mop, but walk around with Shirley the mop
do that once a day? Yeah, once a day, yeah,
once today. What it takes takes thirty five seconds. So
my kids are disgusting, man, Like they're dropping crap everywhere,
and it's like that pieces of crap, my kids.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
When you vacuum, do you go the same route every
single time?

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
Yeah? Same, Well I've now worked out a very efficient
way of doing it, and so until someone can prove me.
And I've seen TELSI do it a couple of times
on like I've said to her, just straight out to
her face, you're doing it all all wrong. Woman, woman, woman, woman,
you're doing it all wrong. That's let me show you
how to do it. And then I do it. And

(01:05:10):
then she knows. Yeah, and man's playing there. Yeah, she
doesn't do it right though, right, she sees, why don't
you do it? Yeah? In that case, and I say,
maybe I sh maybe I will, maybe maybe just go
out earn money, work hard all day or.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
When I come home and and look after that. Can
we just address something this is maybe you too uncomfortable?

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
Can we just address one other thing?

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
Yeah? Can we delete this?

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
We're live on here, and to that point, someone ticks
it and said, We're just going to brush over the
fact that this time yesterday you guys announced that lux
And had been rolled. Yeah we have, we said, and
Tansas had taken.

Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
Up the national part. We need to end this show. Yeah, okay,
this is the Key Breakfast Peaks Andyes up next Evan
Charlton The Hold at Your Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
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