📻Jerry and Manaia’s Citizenship Test - The Radio Show

Today on the Show, Jerry and Manaia created their very own NZ Citizenship test, have a listen to see if you would pass ! (0:24:57)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hotarchy breakfast. It's it for winter with buddings trade, Jeremy.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Wells and the nice do it the Hodarchy breakfast.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Oh God to Hicky break Thursday.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
It's a Thursday, not a Friday. It's the fourteenth of
May at twenty twenty six. Monday's Jeremy Wells. This is
a nice steer happy Thursday. Thursday. I spent the first
start i'd say half an hour's almost an hour of
this morning thing. It was a Friday, real, real, welcome
to the bloody I don't know, welcome to the world
moment when I found out it was only Thursday. But
you know, swings and roundabouts. With any luck, I'll wake

(00:31):
up tomorrow thinking it's Thursday, find out it's Friday. You
gotta look for the silver linings in these things. That's
the way to do it today.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
If you're interested in going along on the Able Tessman
Coast Track, today is the day to book it in.
I is open at nine thirty am.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
What one's that one?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
That one's the one that's in the north western corner
of the South Island. Right beautiful, it's got the beaches.
It's a coastal one. Okay, like stunning beaches.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Do they sell out? How do they? Yeah? They do?
So is that you're buying a night in the hut?
It's not like there's no starter at thet starting line
really hold on walk? Also, who's enforcing that at the huts?

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Well, I think you can take a longer tent if
you want to, but you've got to first and first serve.
So a lot of people getting there into the huts
as quick as they possibly can. And boy, there's some
snores and those huts very politic.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Oh yeah, you'd hate to see me come trumbling up
the path. Oh it comes, could you imagine? Yeah? I could.
I'm booking that one. And you just said, oh really okay,
able to as much?

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Well, what day do you going so that everyone can
make sure they don't from it?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
I'm telling you, I'm not telling you. You just gotta
roll that dice.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
I say, late January early Feber is the time began.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
I'm going booking for a walk to the pub tomorrow afternoon.
I think snare your way around the park. Welcome along.
It's nice to have you with us. Lot's coming up
on the shape this morning.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
I was listening to the news there before, and they
were talking about digital driver's licenses soon becoming a reality
and a new law change passed by parliament. Legislation will
also allow for digital car registrations and warrant of fitnesses
that don't require stickers to be attached to the windscreen.
Hooray for that. It makes sense, doesn't that. I've always
wondered why we don't have like, for example, so I

(02:15):
can access my bank on my phone, but I can't
vote on my phone. Yea, which one of those is
more dangerous to my you know, immediate future.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Well, I think the fraud part is the issue, isn't
it with the voting.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
On the phone, But not with the banks?

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Well, that certainly is a concern with the banks. Yeah,
I think the person a person think there's got to
be scrutiny is and you've got to turn up and
just see that that's an actual physical person.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Right. But if I want to accidentally send my entire
networth to a scammer, there's no check and balance there
for that, But for one vote there is. Yeah, I
don't that doesn't add up to me. And so I've
always thought what we need particularly twenty twenty, what year
is it? Six? Is a great big mounting, there's a
great big melting pot, and if it was big enough

(03:03):
to take the world and all it's gone. Yeah, what
about if you you'd have to stir it? I'd say
for one hundred years or more or more, but I
think we have been stirring of one hundred years a well.
Now I just feel like if I need you to
chune out coffee colored people by the score, by the score,
coffee colored Yeah, yeah, coffee colored people, and then there'd
be no problems anymore, by the score.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
There is a line in that song is that any
krummer would not sing, and neither.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Would Kim Willoughby, I believe, is that right? Yeah? And
they changed it to let's just say, they changed it
to little yellow chin kids.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
Oh would you give a yellow chin?

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Have you got IgG it's a yellow chin kid?

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Well, it did say something quite a lot worse.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Then that song is crazy.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
It is crazy, and nobody wanted the line. We spoke
to Kim Willoughby about it. I interviewed her and she
was like, it's a great song, obviously, when the cat's away.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah. Nineteen eighty eight, Sure, melting pot, but kept for
them great message. They just missed it. Was it? What
year was eight? See? That was the eighties? In a nutshell, wasn't.
It's like, I can see what it's like the do
they know it's Christmas time at all? It's like, no,
they don't follow your religion? Why would they?

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Different time? It was a different time. Even though they
were singing or considering people of different relationships.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
That was considered the races. Yeah, that was impressionable. Congratulations.
They were proving the lack of racism.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
But but but yestate, they had the line coming up
and they realized that they that this line was incredibly
racist and they had a racist term in it. You've
just seen what the line is, haven't you read it?

Speaker 6 (04:31):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah it was that? Was that not a cover? Was
that the original? Who was a cover?

Speaker 3 (04:36):
It's a cover from the sixties? But but but it
had had the line and they were like, we can't
say that, blood, we can't say that. And then they
did a paper rock scissors and I believe ken Wellerby
ended up losing and she was like, I've got to
say it. She be goes, I'm not saying it like that.
I'm going to say it little yellow chin kids, rather than.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Do you know what it was before? Because it sounds bad,
even little little yellow I think, I know, I think
I know what it is. It's not good. It's not good. No,
And I know, God, that's such classic eighties stuff, like jeez,
so inclusive with you to be like, I don't even
mind that anyway. What we were talking about was drivers,

(05:21):
and I'm not gonna say whether the bad drivers. I'm
just saying the I feel like that in twenty twenty six,
we should have an app on our phone every different
thing that comes up in Parliament. The whole country can
just vote on it, right, And it's like you know,
you know, when you get you have to click like
a user agreement, and nowadays you have to scroll all
the way down to the bottom of it to prove

(05:41):
that you've read it. They should put the whole bell.
Your phone should get an automatical alarm. The whole bell's
in there. You've got to scroll to the end to
say that you've read it. Obviously you won't. Then whether
you agree or not, and then it stops this whole
Like we can get rid of a lot of jaggery.
Poker out of politics because we all get pulled live,
so you have no representation, yesochrisy, yeah, yeah, exactly. It's

(06:02):
old school Greek democracy. Every man gets us that. Yeah, oh,
every man who owns property a slave. Now if you
don't have a slave and you don't have property, well
that just makes sense because if you if you're not
a man who could get himself into a position to
own a slave, then you shouldn't get Well.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
I saw the other day that people saying that voting
age should be pulled down to sixteen and that people
should wrong not be allowed to enter parliament past the
age of seventy two.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
That part I agree with, But I think that I
don't know if you ever, you know, whenever they interview
a kid on TV and ask them about a political
that's so eerie theory. I was too at that age.
What do you know, you've never paid a center tax?
Skinned they've just been legalized, vapes everywhere all the time,

(06:49):
free fortnight skins. It would be pretty chaotic, that's for sure. Well,
we've got the technology, we can rebel, we can rebel.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
I'm going to google that lyric now, careful, careful, right.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
H Jerry and Midnight the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Controversy everyone controversy in the world of water. Of course,
long time listeners to the Hiderckey Breakfast will remember that
last year we were chatting to the South Canterbury Entry
into the World of the Water World Awards. I believe
they went to Australia and took the South Canterbury's water

(07:28):
across to Australia and a trans tasm bit of trans
Tasmin water wielding. And this year, interestingly, the grand finalists
for the twenty twenty six National Water Taste Test Competition
have been announced rigged and its Adam is of an
interesting it's rigged. I do not see any South Island representation.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Nah. Well look I just feel like these things, these awards,
you know, what are you gonna do? Just keep giving
it to the same people over and over again. Well
evidently you are because tomorrow is one one to the
three out of the last what five plus y medi
which is basically timorrow anyway, so they have one.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
What's happened?

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah, I don't know either has the water gone down,
the water quality gone down, or have they just gone
you know.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
What, give it to someone else? Would you know something?
It's a blind test.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Ah, okay, so no, okay, I was gonna I was
wondering that because I was like, how could how could
the best how could the best water in the country
be different every single year? Surely it's the same water,
it's coming from the same place. That'll be like doing
a music countdown where you crowned one song the goat
and then running that every single year despite the fact

(08:39):
that the next song that wins didn't come out in
the last calendar of years, So how could it possibly
be better than the last g Yeah, that seems crazy.
I can't imagine why anyone will do that.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
But in this situation, I imagine it's like the pie
I imagine I might be completely wrong, but I imagine
it's like the Piewards. Now, the Pie Awards is a
blind test, so you don't know where any of the
pies are coming from. You don't know who's made the pie.
They are just pie on pie on pie.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
That's a great way to do it. Then, so then
what that does that makes guys like, what's a man's name,
pet Lamb? A Lamb? Which one? He's gold Star Bakery? Yes,
and they've won like an absurd amount of awards and
it just goes to show like how incredible they must
be because it's blind testing, and that just goes to

(09:23):
show what a bang up job the Timorrow District Council's
doing with their water.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Well they have been in the past, haven't they. But
what I'm interested in, as you said earlier, on what
has happened to Timurdu's water because they've had such great
water for so long. The Grand finalists this year, and
I know you've been waiting for this to be announced,
Napier City Council. So Napier Rot Lakes.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yeah, only thing with lakes in there.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Manawatu oh Western Bay of Plenty. Okay, So the expert
judging for the Grand Final is going to take place today.
The winner is going to be announced this evening. It's
going to be announced on seven sharp tonight.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
I know that. Oh is it? Oh yeah, big sermons planning.
I'll be churning in for that.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
And then the winner will go on as his tradition,
to represent New Zealand against Australia.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Has Australia ever beaten us? You would hope not.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
That That shit's brown, That shit's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Have you seen the yarrah? Have you seen the Brown Murray.
You've seen the bloody swan. The swan, dude, Yeah, not
a swan in it. I think.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
I just like old swan, mate, I'll tell you what
a composing swan.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
It would be like us winning a sand competition against them.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
You know, it's no sunshine competition.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Sunshine compet Yeah, it's ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Yeah, so that's bloody interesting. I find that interesting. That
must be absolutely gutted, mate. I'm being constructing an entire
personality around that for the longest time.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yeah, one hundred percent. The water come down and taste
some of the water. We had a bottle of water.
Send up Delly's mum who lives down in tomorrow. She
sends us up a bottle of water. I think it's
still in the fridge. But anyway, Napes Roats one or
two Western Bay plenty District Council right of course one
twenty twenty four. Best of luck to you, because can
I just say to anyone living in one of those

(11:10):
four regions, this will change your destiny the next few
years of your life, Your your town is going to change.
So here we lutely.

Speaker 7 (11:18):
Jerry in the night the Hoary Breakfast yesterday, Jerry, you
launched a campaign to procure an orangutan. This is off
the back of me asking you what kind of animal
if you had the money, off the back of our
man's hippoes, what was his name, Escobar?

Speaker 1 (11:35):
He had the hippoes and that cause and issues over
in Columbia. I said, if you had the money, Jerry,
what would you go for? You see the female orangutan?

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Your female particularly all the males can be aggressive.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
I assume I've.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Never ye ever met one, but I imagine that they would
be pretty aggressive.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yes, you've already named it, and so I feel like
you've formed an emotional attachment with it. Yeah, I would.
I actually had to think about this today. I know
you did. That's why I wanted an update.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
I was thinking about it all day yesterday, and I thought,
you've got connections to the animal kingdom.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Wow, yeah you do. I don't know my marriage.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
I do, and I thought, maybe you might be able
to procure me Mallure who is the sweet, playful closely
bonded with Charlie who Charlie is the male gentle giant
at Auckland Zoo at their en.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
You want me to get that actual or Gutan.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
Yeah, there's also bar Me who was born in twenty
twenty two. But you little a ragon Tan baby. How
cute are the babies? Actually, if you could grab a baby,
I prefer that one.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
You'd prefer baby?

Speaker 3 (12:39):
I prefer the baby, yeah, Dan, if that's okay, there's
also Day out.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Of it's okay, there's day Yat, and I wouldn't mind
Day yet. Oh look, I just think the problem is
I'm too close to the source there. You know, if
one of the Order Ghutan goes missing from the Auckland
Zoo and then they goes anyone's seen it and then
Nick minute Jerry's on Instagram story with an uton gutan. Yeah,
and it's ripped as boxes front legs off. Oh hold on,

(13:05):
that's going to do that. I definitely put it in
their piece. I put the baby in their piece. It's
that cute when they wear their piece. Oh but it's
still a auton gutan. Yeah, and it has the strength
of twelve tigers. It'll be able to it could rip
your arms out of its sockets.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
I've got I've got a palmel plantation growing out the back, so.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Burn that down. For starters, don't prefer the slash and
burn that one down. Yeah. Oh it's funny you mentioned
the zoo because you know how they've got the ropes
that just go across and they can swing across. It's beautiful.
There's no knit underneath it though, and I'm always like, well,
what's the stop it from just dropping down here and
pulling my arms out of the sockets? Though I wouldn't
do that. Is that where we're going with that's defenses?

(13:44):
I wouldn't do it.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
Jerry and the Hoodiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
Don't as sport headlines thanks to export al to the
beer for here you see it on a Raby Boss
Steve Lancaster has poo pooed the idea of going alone
a revitalized super Raby competition and we get the direct quote,
please poopo've popo does? The concept is again in the
spotlight worth the likely loss of Mona Pacifica. Calls have

(14:10):
been made to boost the local competition, either in place
off or nestled above.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Well, what is it now if it's not nestled above
the NPC. I don't mind it, though I do think
I feel more affiliation to my NPC. Fuck Papa South Canterbury. Yes,
certainly South Canterbury because the thing is like Christ shoots
three hours away from tomorrow, so and you know, you
don't really feel like that's your team fit, know what

(14:38):
I mean? Yep, that South Canterbury definitely is so yeah,
and I think most people feel that way. So I
don't know. But but ken because a lot of those
provinces they're not set up to run as a professional franchise,
you know what I mean, only a few of them are.
That's why promotion, relegation and the NPC wouldn't work because
you're taking people who are part timers and asking them
to dedicate their entire life to, you know, to the thing.

(15:00):
And also I don't know if the money's there, so
I don't know whether that would work or not.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
I thought the money was going to be there because
of that deal that they did with whatever they called
Oh yes Silverley, Yes, so there's going to be heaps
of money in the provinces. That was going to guarantee. Yeah,
there was going to be heaps of money in the provinces.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
I think what happened there was they spent it all
on NFTs and that is none left.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
I like the idea of the transfer and so you
end up you know, you're playing for Auckland, say in
a revamped Super Rugby MPC competition, and then you.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Get the trade and you're at Bola West Coast.

Speaker 5 (15:33):
Yeah, that's great.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Unlucky, although imagine how far an Auckland contract would go
in bol Of West Coast exactly.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Full time premiership winning coach Ivan Cleary has confirmed he
won't sign a new deal to extend his time at
the Panthers club. Legend and current assistant Peter Wallace has
been announced as his replacement. Cleary's keen to keep focused
on the chase to win a fifth title for now.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Yeah, I just again, how often do we hear these
announcements mid season? And why did they do them? Now?
It's so rugby league. It's like, oh, we've made the decision,
now we'll tell everyone.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
It must be that there's nothing to report on.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
If this was rugby union, though, you wouldn't make that
announcement till the end of the season.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
It's past injury day, so there now it's coaches doing
stuff today.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
But why would the coach say anything, you know what
I mean? Like, wouldn't you just sit on that till
the end of the year and England. How much does
a coach get paid? By the way, don't know? Ruder?
Can you do that? A Google?

Speaker 3 (16:23):
And England have named their squad for next month's Test
cricket series against New Zealand. They have called up pace
bowler Olie Robinson after a two year exile, as well
as uncapped opener Emilio Gay Keep a better James Rue
and right arm quick, Sonny Baker.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Your name's there that I've never heard of?

Speaker 5 (16:42):
Tell you what Penrith Pansa's coach, Ivan Cleary one of
the highest paying, currently exceeding a million per season.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
So there's no salary cap on on the coaches. No,
there's not a million. It's pretty good. Yeah, how would
that go with no tax? You'd have to have to wonder,
wouldn't you.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
Everything now is looked through a no tax lens, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
Jerry and Mini the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
I've seen the bit of the sosh met around the place,
around these things called pep tides. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
I had message me the other day and he goes,
it's the big brown slim down still on. I said,
still on, it's back on and he said, well, allow
me to introduce you to the world of Chinese research.
Pep tides mm, and I said, will my downstairs fall off?

Speaker 3 (17:23):
Apparently they are short chain amino acids, increasingly popular for
their potential to target specific biological functions like muscle growth,
weight loss, skin health, and rudy. You're looking at peptides
for too great haarback.

Speaker 5 (17:40):
Well, to prevent my hair from receding. On my birthday weekend,
we went away and we had a place where the
light was very unflattering in the bathroom, and I could
see quite a bit of thinning on my hair. And
it occurred to me that I used to often go
to a hear dresser and they go, You've.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Got lovely thick here.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
Don't you feel like I haven't had that for about
eighteen months?

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Is this you're actually a Martin turning point. I saw
myself on the CCTV at the picture station. Well, I
will say, I'm gonna be honest. I've started having this
conversation with my barber because the camera's in our studio.
They are fixed to the ceiling and so it's directly

(18:22):
down on top of light. Jeez, my thinning. Thankfully they're
filming two forty PC. I can't see anything, but you'd
toast that.

Speaker 5 (18:32):
So as any clever person, we do. I did my
own research on the internet. Of course, when you found
out you've got cancer, that's usually happens when on the
social media has went on the YouTube and I found
this thing called pep Tonics.

Speaker 8 (18:43):
It's one of these micro infusion applicators with the sterile
single use needlehead and a high concentration. Third party lab
tested copper peptit syrup. So Peptonic works on three levels.
First around the follicle. Second, natural root extracts help reduce
the HD activity locally at the scale, and third infusion
improves delivery so that these ingredients reach where they're needed.

(19:04):
By around six months, those sticker hairs increase, leading to
a more visible density. The goal isn't results in sevent
dys because anyone that says that is lying to.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
You, that's right.

Speaker 5 (19:13):
Anyone that says that is lying to you.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
I heard it to be honest. That sounded like a scanned
in it. It was a lot of a lot of
big words that meant nothing. And then hey, don't come
back to us in a week.

Speaker 5 (19:22):
If this hasn't worked, it does say he's safe and
easy to use, safe ninety day money back guarantee. Basically,
you get this little capsule and you just got little
needles and you just go.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
All over your heads. There yourself in the floor.

Speaker 5 (19:35):
Our one time, one time a week for three months.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Okay, how much does it cost?

Speaker 5 (19:41):
Surprisingly quite cheap. It's in fact on a discount at
the moment. You wouldn't read about it. Yeah, normally one
hundred and eighty dollars for three months supply right now
one hundred and twenty eight.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
One hundred and twenty eight is that IFDA approved.

Speaker 5 (19:54):
Well, another thing I read I read during my own
research is that a lot of big farmer again gides
because they don't want to be taken out of business
by the pip gides, and so they're pushing the kids.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
That's what they wouldn't They wouldn't get on board when
you to sell that stuff because that's how they make
money in that I don't really care about the longer
term of fixing things. They'd be more like focused on
how to make money in the short term.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Traditionally, my sooner with this stuff is when knew if
you were to do it and then you downstairs fell off,
how embarrassed you'd be because everyone would be like, I could
I have told you that was going to happen. That's
the only reason. But then my other other part is like,
well what if i could be six packed up thick
airline and I'm missing out here because I'm because I'm

(20:40):
afraid you imagine you get straight to cheating Weight.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
Jerry, and midnight they breakfast.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
So the Warriors are on their way to Brisbane for
a home game against the Broncos. Might sound strange, but
it's all part of the NRL Magic Round. The Warriors
coming off four wins in a row, four wins in
a row, and it's the first game after a bye
last week and so they'll be fresh joining us now
on the Heddeckey Breakfast Warriors Second Round. Jacob Laban, Thanks

(21:07):
for your time this morning, Jacob.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
When do you guys head over morning?

Speaker 6 (21:12):
We head over on Friday?

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Okay, right?

Speaker 3 (21:18):
Is it a plaine with business class? Are you on
the business class or are you flying prem Zakan or
you're in the economy?

Speaker 6 (21:24):
No, the big boys get the business class. Are just
sit in the economy?

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Really? Is that a senior already think? Because you're a
pretty big boy yourself. They have to fold into economy.

Speaker 6 (21:34):
Ahna, just leave it for the older players. I think
they need it.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Yeah, that'll that'll come around. What's Magic Round like for
a player? You've been to a couple of them now,
I imagine it's a different experience to the experience I had
last year. I presume you don't end up at the
poke until three am at the Caston hotel.

Speaker 6 (21:51):
No, no, I don't do that. But no that your
current is always a good one, just you know, even
just seeing other teams at the hotel, just sort of bring.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
Yeah, and how many people hit you up for tickets
because I can imagine you might have friends or family
over in the Goldie.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Oh it's a few. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (22:14):
I look at my listeners the last time and just
sort of give them the scene or no reply.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Leave them on over. What's been different about this year?
Obviously there's as a fan, you look at it and
you go there's log jams in different positions. You know,
everyone's competing to get into that run on teams as
it felt there was their face competition and training.

Speaker 6 (22:39):
Yeah, it's healthy competition, I reckon this year, I think
everyone's just fighting for sport. As you said, but yeah,
it's not you know, a toxic sort of way.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
But yeah, are you one of the zesty boys?

Speaker 6 (22:52):
Oh no, no, no, no, I don't know. That's not me.
That's like demitriy glickor and Ali. Yeah, just I just
a linger in the background.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
We're talking to Worries.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
He can write Jacob Laban, How do you feel about
the timing of games, Jacob, because it's six o five Sunday. Yeah,
I feel like over in Brisbane for that all that time.
That feels like a banana peel. There's a lot of
time on Friday. Then you've got all of Saturday night.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
How do you keep yourself busy? Ah?

Speaker 6 (23:25):
The boys like we play heaps of card games and
stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
It is.

Speaker 6 (23:29):
It is a bit of a weight. There's sony thing
sucks about n RL. You know if we have a
late game then you're pretty much wasting that whole day
doing nothing. But it is what it is.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Are you the type of player that gets as like
nervous before a game? Do you get excited? What does
it feel like on that game day where you waiting.

Speaker 6 (23:48):
There's a bit of both. Feel like I get nervous
when it comes closer to kickoff by during the day,
I'm just chilling and just yeah, trying to enjoy the
day before the game kicks off.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Jacob, But you a watcher of other games? Do you
watch all the other games in the NRL or you
like to switch off from the game.

Speaker 6 (24:08):
Oh, sort of switch off from the game, Like I
like to just watch the highlights like the next day
of whoever played. And yeah, I don't really watch all
the games.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yeah, okay, just watch enough so you know what your
your opposite number is going to do. The Broncos have
have sort of turned it around recently in the last
few weeks. What have you noticed about them?

Speaker 6 (24:30):
Yeah, they always always always a good team. They just
like I personally, I'd say they're like off the claf
footy team. You just don't know what to expect from them,
but you know, we just really keep on our toos.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
It's Jacob Laban. Thank Jacob, thank you so much for
your time this morning.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
My hiding on Sunday for us were like this weekend day.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Jerrian and I are joined the conflay, so I'd actually
breakfast discussion group on Facebook for more.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
Jerry and then I the hold I keep breakfast.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
The government's announced that citizens that are coming or trying
to get into New Zealand they're gonna have to pass
a new test starting next year. It's a citizenship test.
It's gonna be on various topics around New Zealand life.
Are apparently twenty multi choice questions and applicants need to
get fifteen right. So seventy five percent.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Yes, I've We've tried to track it down so we
could say if we could do it. This is like
you know, when you started a new company or a
new job or something. Sometimes they put you through a
screening test and the people who've worked there for fifteen
years be like, I can't. I couldn't pass that myself.
I wanted to have a look at it. But obviously
they don't make that public knowledge because otherwise than you
could just copy and paste it. No, and have they
have they bought it out yet? They might not have? No? No,

(25:44):
you mean a new one? Yeah, the current one?

Speaker 6 (25:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah, the new one comes out next year. And we thought, well,
so it obviously hasn't been written yet. Nah, So here's
our opportunity. And we took to social media last night.
We talked to it all right, what and social media
took to us what kinds of things? What questions do
you think need to be in the New Zealand Citizenship
Tests when it comes out next year?

Speaker 4 (26:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Makes what makes New Zealand new Zealand? And what would
make you want to well a person to know something
that would want you to welcome them into New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
That's how do we know that you're one of us? Well,
you have come through in your droves And one of
the first questions straight off the rip, what day is
Father's Day?

Speaker 3 (26:21):
Yeah, that's a really good question to ask anybody coming
into New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
And I think I think it's great to start with
a trick question as well, because I feel like if
you actually know what their father's day is, you shouldn't
be allowed in. You know what I mean, Your answer
needs to be either Sunday or I don't know. Those
are the only two acceptable answers, or just not knowing
what the answer is.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Also good to have a little bit of a history
of New Zealand's media and entertainment history, I mean finished
the sentence, give them a taste.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Of blank yep, and that would be very revelatory of
their own thought process. Likely because you could put just
about anything in there. But oh, yep, give me a
taste of that?

Speaker 6 (26:58):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Town wanted to kill Jeremy Wells. He said, what the
G stood for in their name? I'll be interesting if
that one makes it in there. Finnish this statement.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Nick ah, that's good.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
That is good. That's very good. Wayne Barnes, Yes or no?
Would you was that the question? Would you? Would you? Well?
I mean either way? The arm shorts there the same?
That probably, isn't it? Name the fools that Peter Plumley
Walker made famous?

Speaker 3 (27:27):
These are good questions. Actually, also for mass we're not master.
It's now called it's academic. Great, aren't they?

Speaker 4 (27:32):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Actually, yeah, we should put them all in there. I
feel like some of them are too difficult, though, jar
is this the warriors year? Well, that's a good question, yeah,
open ended, yep, And the answer is always the same.
What got broadcast to Jeremy Wells infamously expelled from fangan
Oid Collegiate in nineteen ninety two.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
I feel like there's a few too many of Jimmy
Wells Christians stoppach. I prefer I mean something food related.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
I think this is good. How to make kiwi onion.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
How do you make Kiwi Onioned up?

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Yeah, onioned onion totally? Can you tip tackle someone on concrete?
Good question? Now this is off the back of someone
getting tip tackled on concrete yesterday. I think they've been
given two to three weeks out of the game the suspension.
Would you move to timor Omar if you knew it
didn't have radiohodok in it? Good question? A great question.

(28:20):
What city can't you beat on a good day?

Speaker 3 (28:22):
I like that one.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yeah, I really like that one. Who are super Rugbies
worst fans? I disagree with this one that they've put
the Crusaders. Rob's idea is quite good. I like this question.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Do you put your clocks back or forward for the winter?

Speaker 1 (28:37):
That would I would have trouble with that. There's a
lot of people. This is why you'd have to go back,
go back to the she hads on. That's what I
think he's getting at. Yet, there you go. Here's this
one mighty land War's knowledge and also how to make
a beer bong. Those are two very different things. Well
they I think if you took them down an aisle
of a Bunnings and an isle of a supermarket and

(28:58):
said make me we onion dip and make me a
beer bone, and they would, but get you there. Do
you lick knives?

Speaker 6 (29:06):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (29:07):
This one here? Do you trim your downstairs? And finished
this sentence? Cook me some.

Speaker 9 (29:17):
That's good, Keep thoys coming in three four eight three
eight hundred headache? What questions should be in the brand
new New Zealand citizenship test?

Speaker 4 (29:28):
Jerry and Midnight the Hotiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Governments announced that would be citizens are going to have
to pass a new test starting next year. They've they've
opened the gates, have opened the door for suggestions for
questions that people might.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Want to pass on to them. Hot enough they have
I think they want.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
To know they want three four eight three eight hundred
head ache.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
And we've kicked the door down. Is what's happened here,
and we're going to force feed them our suggestions. We've
taken a million of them on sosh Med and your
tests as well. How good was Ritchie McCaw who's on
the five dollar bill? Finish this sentence? Please tell me
that is not your Yeah, I like this one.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
When buying a pie from a service station at three
in the morning, what must you always do?

Speaker 6 (30:12):
Now?

Speaker 3 (30:12):
That's going to be very important to anybody that's coming
to New Zealand because you're going to be buying a
lot of pies at service stations at three in the morning,
but also the danger of that steaming hot pie. You
don't want new people into the country having to deal
with burnt mouth.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
No, it's been in the that's been in the pie
woman for hours. That things thermonuclear lot must you always do?
Who would you send too a New Zealand sporting final
if you wanted us to lose grim Laine? Now that's
highly specific. What about do you trimeal downstairs?

Speaker 3 (30:45):
Can you turn a power aid into a bottle bond?

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Yes? I think there's a couple of aptitude tests where
we give them ingredients and they need to prove that
they can make onion dip, that they can make a
beer bonk, that they can perform spots, and that they
could create a gatorade boonk.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
So do you think there's a practical component to it
as well? Where you're past a gatoray bottle and then
you have to turn that into a boonk or at
the end of it, there's just an oven sitting there
and then someone administers you a couple of spots and
to see how you can cope with the next three questions.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
And then they FaceTime your mum. You're going to talk
to them. Would you move to Timmy? If you watch country,
does the pavlover belong to and you've always and you've
always said that. Here's John from New Zealand Morning John,
Welcome to the show. Good morning girl. Have you got

(31:40):
a question that you'd like included in the New Zealand
citizenship test?

Speaker 6 (31:45):
Yeah, I think I'll put it to the board. Which
New Zealand Prime minister openly admitted to feeding the chickens.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
That's a great question, John, would be an interesting question. Yeah.
I think that'll come right after do your trim your downstairs? Yep,
thanks for the suggestion, John, good on you hang that
one in there. What would you do if the bomb
squad turned up? Who's the master of rhythm and swing?

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Scott suggested, great idea, yeap rhythm swing Lily, that's what
he leeds to say.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
What time is Smokeo? Who is no longer in Guatemala? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (32:24):
I think there has to be some kind of Shortland
Street doctor or part of question, yes, whether or not
it's that or the Please tell me that is not
your penis one of those two?

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Anyway? How many dudes you know roll like this? What
about this one? How many sexual partners?

Speaker 6 (32:38):
This?

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Jerry's mum head.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
Jerry and Mini the hold ikey breakfast Now.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
The day I was out for a hotgirl walk, which
is which I often often. There's a new walk track
built out by my way. I brought it up the
other day there was a dog turd not picked up
on that walkway. Is it called the hot girl walk track?
Well by the hot girls? Yeah it is, but I
it's got another name which escapes me. It's eventually going

(33:03):
to link the eastern West coast.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Do you ever rock the weights on your hands when
you're doing that hot girl?

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Or you know what? That's probably nixt for me. I
think I do have the league warms on Yeah, and
the spandex Floro pink onesie leotard, thanks, and man Kath
and camming my way down the track beautiful. And I
was kath and kimming my way down the track the
other day. And bear in mind brand spanking new track
out in whistlk and beautiful turns all over. We'll say
it doesn't go anywhere but it is beautiful low tide

(33:29):
all the time, stinks at the end of it. The
only thing that's there is as a water fountain. There's
a little drinking fountain, and it's got the the one
that goes up, and then there's another one that goes
down for your dog or washing your feet, I suppose.
And I was looking at it, and I thought, does

(33:51):
anyone ever use public water fountains? I don't think I've
ever seen anyone drink out of one. I don't know
if I was. You have never drunk out of a
public fountain, you know. I have no memory of drinking
out of a public fountain.

Speaker 6 (34:03):
Really.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
I mean I didn't live anywhere that would have had
one till I was in my mid twenties. So what
about school? Did you have public drinking fountains at school?
Yes we did, Yes we did, And yes I did
drink out of those. And what was your technique?

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Did you did you get right in on the nozzle
or did you did you wait for it to sort
of because it's got the arc yeah, yeah, yeah, it
can take it out and sometimes some are stronger than others.
Sometimes you get one that had a little bit of
a drizzle yes, it was like a middle aged man.
And then you'd have the strong prostate one a very
strong teenage prostate that came through and you'd have to
be careful.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Sometimes you get it in the face, get up underneath
that one. Yeah, it's in your nose, getting up my nose,
in your eyes? How do you wash ity hare? But
I we at our school, we had one of those
troughs that had like four of them that came out
of it, so at the end of at the end
of lunch, you would all go over and have a drink.
So you went into the class. But if three other
kids were drinking out of the one at the same time,

(34:55):
yours wouldn't have enough pressure. Ah. Yeah, And there was
always one that had like there was always the far
left one is like, oh, don't drink out of that
one because so and so did something to it. Never true,
but that was always the allegation. And I think that's
where I got my aversion from public fountains. Do you
guys drink out of public fountains? Have you ever?

Speaker 3 (35:12):
I'll drink out of a public founder if I'm desperately thirsty,
but I'm not a carrier around of a drink. Bottle,
like Ruder, for example, who carries around a drink bottle
with them at all times despite the fact, excuse me,
works in an office with a filteredfied.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Scared of glass anytime you like. But he likes to
keep it in a sippy cup.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
It's blue systeamer. What about seven hundred and fifty miles
he's at White Colts. I only have to fill up
half as many times as you do. You, That's what
it's about.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
I prefer to drink from a glass if I can,
And and normally places that you're at. You might be
at a cafe there's normally water there. You might be
at home there's a glass, you can have a glass there.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
So I don't tend to. But I would do Ruder's
houses in the middle of a desert though, and he
has to walk three days to get there. So now
you feel stupid.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
Don't you feel so hydrated that my dog ka a
huge fan of the dog drinking fountain. Yeah, Like, I
actually recorded some Mordeo over the other day. Here she goes,
I turn that thing on and she would just she
won't stop. I could keep that running for a day
and she she will not stop drinking. From the from

(36:23):
one of those tap things. I don't know what it is,
but she gets around the side of it.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
She can't quite work it out until she explodes.

Speaker 5 (36:28):
It kind of sounds like me when I'm using a
water fountain in public.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
It does, or even when you drink out of that
drunk a couple of texture on three four it so
I remember sticking little stones into the water fountains at
Skill to give full preciures squirt to the face, hilarious
chairs scooter scooter. Sam wants to know there's that weird
public fountain and Tim's at Caroline Bay. Did you drink
out of that? No? I just again, I can't. I

(36:51):
can't do the public fountain. Go the drinking fountain and
not the stupid drink bottle pyramid scheme. Right's just text
it well.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
I kind of feel in New Zealand we've got great
drinking what it does make sense to have public fountains
around the place does.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
And it's not the water itself that I'm worried about.
It's what have people been doing to that thing? Because
you know, for example, right scooter has been doing stuff too. Yeah,
see exactly, it's the scooters of the world. That really
put me off. I still drink out of public Fountain.
Some mean ones in Wellington. It's a resident mean one's
some mean ones down there and will.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Say, okay, Poul, you saw no three for eight three
eight hundred, Hicky we four or against Public Fountain.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
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Speaker 3 (37:36):
Time for its academic All you need to do is
get three questions out of five correct. You'll win one
hundred dollars. Bunnings is about to give us a call
now eight hundred Hurdakey. You'll also get your school's name
itched into the much faunted It's academic Roll of Honor
alongside these esteemed establishments. Great tongue work from you, and

(38:02):
I I could hear your tongue working away there.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
And you've always said that walks by morning term good morning.
Did you hear your high school on that list?

Speaker 6 (38:15):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Yeah, did we hear you? No, we go to there,
tem Oh yeah, yeah, there you are.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
There, we go Tim, you attended Palmerston North Boys High School.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Gore did that's not on the list from what years? Tim?
Early ninety mm hmm, that's similar age to me, then, Tom. Okay,
all this should be This should be pretty easy for you. Tim.
I'm going to give your heads up on the theme
of the questions. It's something we've already discussed on the show.
It's the They all pertain to New Zealand citizenship. Cool oday,

(38:52):
Are you ready? Tim? Question one for you?

Speaker 3 (38:56):
When buying a pie from a service station at three
in the morning, what asked you always do?

Speaker 6 (39:03):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Who is no longer in Guatemala? Say that one more time? Tim, doctor,
do you trim your downstairs?

Speaker 4 (39:17):
No?

Speaker 1 (39:17):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
Is that the right answer?

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Well, I mean it's great if he doesn't. He doesn't.
That's the way that it goes.

Speaker 6 (39:27):
Too.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Do you want to see if you would have completed
the full Jerrymnia citizenship test? Oh, that'd be great. Okay.
How many dudes you know roll like this?

Speaker 4 (39:38):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Not many? Okay? And that and absolutely and the final
question finished this sentence. Please tell me that is not
your Oh, please tell me that is not your.

Speaker 4 (39:57):
Jerry and Mania breakfast.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Right, it's time for Jerry's theories.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
This is where you have to work out what I think.
The answer to an ungoglable question is yes.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
And in the past we've gotten in trouble for this
very segment. For it's been allegations that it's been too downstairs.
So I got a good dressing down from my mother
about this segment last week where you wanted to discuss
how many partners you Comeme and head. I thought it
was disgusting. It was a Mother's Day special over special,
but firstly it was not my idea. I got into it.
I went into it with good I don't know, what

(40:30):
do you say?

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Contentions is not the right word with an open heart,
with an open mind, and I said I will do this.
There was a social media blackout, yes, you know, and
I participated.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Yes. Did I love doing that? Not really no? But
did I love doing How many sexual partners does Jerry
thinkman I has had? Yeah, And that's exactly why I
did it.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
I can't be hypocritical, that's right.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Well, anyway, I got dressed down for that last week.
So this week fellas we are going to keep it
above board, all right? Yeah, what are we doing today?

Speaker 3 (40:59):
What's the Well the question here seems to be how
what percentage of new Zealanders. Does Jerry think don't have
a foury?

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Okay, well I'm turning my phone off. Well we did
say before, lok know, if your mum's listening, we turn
this off. Now.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
Do we need to put a blackout on this one
as well?

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Yeah? I think can we get the social media blackout?
Gong blaz? Should we social media blackout the segment every week?
Should that just be than that? We we're in the
kind of silence, so it should always be this is
only a thing that we do in the moment. This
is just for us listening right now, all right everyone,
we're going to share this moment together.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
And for broadcasting standards purposes as well, these tapes are erased. Yeah,
so anything that is said, nobody can go back and check.

Speaker 6 (41:47):
What it was.

Speaker 5 (41:48):
Yeah, that's easy.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
So what percentage of New Zealand has done it before?
He is the question today. Let's I'm happy to get
into that.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Certainly a lot better than how many sexual purposes it's
my mum d that was challenging.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
How many partners have YOURD without it? We're not going
We're not going there. So I think straight off the ripurey,
you have to go less than fifty less than fifty
because I mean most women don't have a for for you,
right and my experience? Okay, yeah, no, I mean and

(42:22):
you can only And again this is what is Jerry think.
So you've got to go off what he thinks.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
Are we getting ourselves into dangerous territory here around whether
someone may or may not have a for I mean,
oh no, we've got around definitions of gender and sex.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Okay, I see this is a banana pill for me. Well,
potentially an appeal essentially someone texture that said they've got
enough for two men? What does that do to the number?

Speaker 3 (42:52):
No, it's on an individual downstas operations. So it's not
about length, No, not how many? What potentage of New
Zealanders have a massive for.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
You that is not a Christian? What percentage of snuffle off?
I guess this is a getting around out wind socks
again there?

Speaker 3 (43:07):
Yeah, what percentage are running a G lane? There's not
that's not a question.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Well someone has said does G lane count for a thousand?
And now the lettony of people reporting back on whether
they do or do not, this is all good information
for Jerry to bass answer off.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
Jerry In the night they breakfast.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Right, rendering the gong zone. It's going off, You're going
it up, going up. Please.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
That means this is the cone of blackout silence, So
media blackout.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Social media blackouts. Can we go anywhere anywhere on the radio,
it's just a live segment. Yes, if you know anyone
in our immediate families, don't feed this back to them
because it's Jerry's theories.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
And we're going to do the social media blackout every
week now for this no matter what.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
I think, we're going to have to Now it's a blanket.
Can't go any for it's a kind of silence, and
it's just us in here now, all right, Me, you, Ruder, Zoe,
the entire nation and Zealand that's listening right now. Well,
I think that means we can be open and honest
and vulnerable, and I think we should be allowed to be.
But I think social media has taken a lot of
that away from us. So and here in the kind
of silence. The question this morning is what percentage of

(44:12):
New Zealanders does Jerry think? Don't it before he.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
Ye, let's use the proper medical term please, when I Stuart,
what percentage of New Zealand does this Jerry, think are circumcised? Right,
let's use the term circumcised. I think that's that does
change the question, though, Jerry, because otherwise it's people why
what is it?

Speaker 4 (44:30):
Why?

Speaker 5 (44:30):
Well, because if the question was what percentage of New
Zealander has done it before it, you immediately go most
women gone fifty percent, But you were saying what percentage
of New Zealanders haven't been circumcised?

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (44:42):
That do you change?

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Okay? Good point, rud a good point out time. So
what are we going on roundabout ways of asking the
same question? I think we stick with the original. I
think we stick to our Do we have to use
the word for it?

Speaker 6 (44:54):
Do we?

Speaker 5 (44:54):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (44:54):
We going there?

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Okay, I mean you can use whatever, because I mean
we could go circumcised simply you just go fifty percent
and then you go down from fifty percent. Okay, so
you know what I mean, like circumcise, so you're double
fifty percent and then you work from there. But let's
go with don't have a forury. So immediately fifty percent
don't because they can't have for it because they don't

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have a douses operation.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Right, So we're starting from a baseline of fifty percent
and then we're working backwards from there.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
Now. In my experience, yes, and it is reasonably extensive
in this area, probably more extensive than most men of
my age I heard. I have seen some dounces operations. Yeah, no,
it's no doubt about it. I have seen plenty. I
went to boarding school.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
I then worked out at.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
An all male gym which had communal showers up until recently.
I shared a communal shower with the Great Joan Olomu.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Was he? No date.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
I'm not going to divulge any specifics on anybody in
those situations.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
That's not fair.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
No, but I can tell you that what I did
garner from my research, which was casual, and I certainly
didn't document anything. Older men are more likely to be
circumcised than not.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Okay, oh than not yep. I thought you're going to
say than younger men. Yeah right, no, okay, So so.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
You find that the older demographics are more likely to
be circumcised. Okay, so it was less likely than before
it was an era there, Okay, a few texts coming through.
You'll bear with me as I pre read this before
I read them into a microphone. Please, this may sway
your answer.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
My mates did a snappole on this twelve straight white
males of a similar agent ilk to yourself, Jire, that
was at twenty five percent, So I'm going to round
down to eighteen to account for demographics. So that person's
going eighteen.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
Okay, so twenty five percent of males, which would be
fifty percent of the population, So that would go down
to go down to what eighteen?

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Did he think that's where he ended up? James keeps
loose change in his Okay.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
This is yeah, Well that's interesting. There have been a
number of stories, a lot of people just texting him
saying I've got one. It's okay, mate, that's awesome. Well,
this is all stats.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
Research.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
I've got a friend who's got a party trick where
he put used to put pennies in his thirty two?

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Was his record? Thirty two?

Speaker 4 (47:21):
Yeah, well a lot.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
James reckons a dollar and five cents on a good day.
They don't make the five cent corn these days, so
just probably corn. Yeah, probably for the reason I'm rocking
the anti chas Man.

Speaker 6 (47:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
See, there's a lot of that coming in question as well, Jerry.

Speaker 5 (47:36):
The question is, again, what percentage of New Zealanders don't
have a fury. Would you bear in mind people like
that person that has Napoleon's downstairs over in the States,
as someone that has a.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Foury oh, that's a great question, someone that has someone
else's and collection. Yes, but he's in America. So is
anyone rocking someone else's these days? It's a great question.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
Kind of hope not, but you know, I mean historically possibly.
Here's a person Stuart's texting says, I've got a five skin?

Speaker 1 (48:07):
What about Hoytz doctor who butchered? And Zina's got half
a one? No?

Speaker 3 (48:11):
See, in my opinion, that's not a full foreskin.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
That doesn't count.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
Jerry and Minn the Hodarchy breakfast.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
That's because it's Jerry's theories where you have to work
out what I think the answer to an ungoglable question
is today's question, what percentage of New Zealanders do I
think aren't running it for you?

Speaker 1 (48:31):
That's right? And thank you for all of the reports
coming in, whether you are or aren't, they've been greatly appreciated.
How about this one? Though I got the chop twice,
it grew back apparently surely not, But then that would
be a yes. Do you have one another one here?
And we're not going to discuss banjos or any other
string instruments.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
Yeah, my mate Hannafin, according to this text to here
and his foreskin is being used in Iran as a
deployable aircraft shelter. Well that's interesting, isn't It's seven bottle
caps and another. Okay, there's so many little anecdotes coming through.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Yeah, like this one's throwing the dart. At sixteen percent,
my group is surprisingly forydominant personally. I've been known Tom
all illicit substances into festivals with mine. That's from Fozzy.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
Yeah, I'm sure from Fozzy. But that all depends on ages.
I think if you're looking into the older generation, yeah,
well baby boomers, I think you find that there's a
lot more circumcised minute that.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Age fourteen, sixteen, twenty three, forty three. I'll tell you
this for forty three percent of New Zealanders. Don't what
are you? No way? I'll tell you that's for free.
Darth Vader didn't have one one of my mates comforts
seven years read that one. Hannafon Biggs has got a
collection in her basement. Does that quell your stats too?

Speaker 3 (49:48):
And pleased that we're in a social media blackout with
that one, because around the room there might be some charges.

Speaker 5 (49:52):
No, we want to go around the room this morning.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Go I don't think there's any need to go out
of the room. And that's a no, we're not going
around the room. Look, here's my thinking. Seven six six,
six point eight thirteen point six eighteen. Okay, here's my thinking. Sorry,
do we read the one that said seven one hundred
and eighty thousand, two hundred and fifty six furies.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
Yeah, okay, Now that's an interesting one. I just did
the maths on that. Divided by five point two million,
that comes out around about fifteen percent. Oh, fifteen percent.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Okay. See it's not bad from Steve.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
Yeah, that's an interesting fouryccount. But he's got going on there.
And what that's based on, I'm going to say, okay,
eleven percent, okay. And my reasoning for that is aging. Obviously, demographics.
Back in the day, a lot of men, more men
were circumcised. There's also a very small Jewish population in

(50:45):
New Zealand. As we know, Jewish people serized, I believe
I'm I'm Muslim circumcised. I can't I'm not allowed to
google anything, so I wouldn't know, but I think maybe
maybe Sorry, what's that mat, I'm Muslim in your experience
Muslim men circumcised.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Sorry that I wasn't listening. Okay, I'll see what's happening here.

Speaker 6 (51:06):
So with.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
I'm thinking obviously less and less nowadays you can't really
get it done at the hospital like it used.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
To be able to tell you not what are you
doing at back alley. It's you've got to get a
front early. There's a there's a term for the and
it starts with them and oh you're not a male mawa. Look,
let's not let's not go there, all right, give us
a number, okay, Well that means Phil's one this week,

(51:34):
Philip for us thirteen point six percent. Get on your film.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
Jerry and Mania The Darchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
Jerry and Manya. We hatched the radio show from six
to ten weekdays, The Hodary Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
It's something very interesting yesterday which I've never done before.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Really. I went to at All Military base, yes and
did some mining. That's where you'll do a lot of
it that. I think we were talking about this yesterday
off here, but you weren't aware that a massive part
of being in the military. In fact, I would say
sevent of it is just ironing, domestic jaws, domestic chores.
My father a decade in the service for our country.

(52:15):
The freedom you sleep under every night is fought for
by men like him, gifted with the iron, gifted. My
school uniform, Saint Kevins, was immaculate because when we got
into the pants six and seventh form, more the pants
and that I would have the perfect scene down the front.

(52:36):
Got bullied heavily for it. But the treck apparently starlight
soap down the inside of the pant. Flip it over
and then you iron that sucker. Now, what you don't
want to do, Jerry, is you would have learned yesterday
is put two creases in there. That's called the tram lines.
You'll get chewed out for that. Yeah, No, I was.
I'm an okay ironer.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
I'm not really an iron person. Don't know my clothes
annoying this shit, But I do have to iron dress
shirts every now and then.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Whatever. You know, don't you have people for that? I
wish I don't have people for that. No, I don't
have people for that. But and I remember as a
kid growing up, my dad never ironed. He doesn't know
how to iron.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
But my mum used to on a Sunday, she'd set
up the ironing board in front of the TV and
watch sport on one and oftentimes watch Nipple games, and
she'd just be doing it iron She'd iron like everything,
like shirts, she would iron sheets, she would iron handkerchiefs.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Everything just perfectly. She's a great ironer. I'm not a
lot of ironing, But what I learned from going to
the Naval base Well's.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
Firstly, they had great you've got to have a good
iron and they had the Russell Hobbs Digital Supreme irons.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
They were Digital Supreme. They've gone digital with their IRONI
he's an ail, I asked. I said, is this a
They said, I think this is an AI proof thing.
But I asked what the digital part of the component
of the Russell Hobbs. Nobody can answer that question. So
I did my ironing. Learned a few things, particularly about

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the seams. Always start with the start with the ship fronts.
Start with the front's work both sides. Then you do
the back, and then you work around the sleeves. The
sleeves are the second to last thing, and then the
collar is collar is very very friendly. Yeah, that's it.
You're gonna want to make sure you've got a good
ironing board for the collar.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
Yes, but I didn't realize. But you iron the collar
in the folded position. You don't iron.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
No, I've never known that they are a little mate.
See this is the thing, now, Kelly, to iron that
shirt you got on. Now, it's definitely something. It's not good,
is it.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
The other thing I learned is around a naval base,
lots of marching. Yeah, oh yeah, everyone's marching everywhere, but
marching information.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Well, it's hard to walk when you've starts the crap
out of your pair to get the seams in there,
isn't it.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
I just I thought for some reason that people just
wander around and then you did marching. But they literally
march information from one building.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
To the next. Anyone seleut you?

Speaker 4 (55:05):
No?

Speaker 1 (55:06):
Now I saluted one of the guys and whoa, he
was like this snipers all over Devin.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
But cut that cut that cut that he goes, I'm
not a commissioned officer. You can't salute me, right, I
cannot be saluted to this is that? That's like I
can't have that anywhere because.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
What's going to happen. Is everyone's gonna hear I hear
you making civilian SALUTEE. It's not a good look. It
was a good time. If you've got OCD, can I
just say yeah, go into the navy. It's amazing. It's
like that would have that would have just calmed your brain,
that would have scratched that edge in your brain. Quiet
in my brain. It's not a single thing out of

(55:45):
place in an higher base from.

Speaker 4 (55:47):
Me, Jerry and Mini the hold I keep breakfast.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
I've decided that they're going to change the New Zealand
citizenship tests because at the moment you're going to get
fifteen correct out of twenty. It's a multi choice thing.
They've decided that needs to change up.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Yeah, and we thought, why not ask actual God's honest
kiwis what should be on there? Because there are things
that we all know that shape our national identity. And
you just know that they're going to put some lame
thing in the test like what side of the road
do we drive on? You know, things like that. So
we put it to you and we've compiled JERRYM and
I's citizenship test, which will be what's hit social media.

(56:22):
It's taking social media by storm. I'll read you through
the questions. Obviously, we can't put the answers in there
or people will know they'll be able to cheat the test.
What day is Father's Day? It's a good question. Do
you trim your downstairs? That one's specific, isn't it? But
do you trial downstairs?

Speaker 4 (56:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (56:38):
So do you trim your downstairs? You need to kind
of yell it. Yeah. How many dudes you know a
role like this? Do you put your clocks back or forward?
For the one?

Speaker 3 (56:47):
Now, that's a good one, isn't it. You can only
know that the answer that question definitively if you know
she had.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
Lyric John Toogod? Yeah, that's right. Who is no longer
in Guatemarlet's good?

Speaker 3 (57:00):
And that one relates to nineteen ninety one in Shortland Street.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Yep. When buying a pie from a service station at
three in the morning, what must you always do?

Speaker 3 (57:09):
Yeah, it's interesting that that's got the three in the
morning service station pie?

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Does it have to be at three in the morning?
What about if it's quarter past one in the morning. Yeah, yeah,
I think you're still blowing on that thing that's been
in the pie.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
Should we just say when buying a pie from a
service station? What must you always do?

Speaker 6 (57:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Yeah, who would you send to a New Zealand sporting
final if you wanted us to live?

Speaker 3 (57:32):
That's such a good question because that's going to impact
on how much of a New Zealand well, how accepted
by New Zealand society.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
You are in the end, Yeah, that's right. For these
next ones, this is the finish of the sentence segment.
I will get you to finish the sentence for me.
Please sure give them a taste of Can we please
tell me that is not your penis? Sister Cina says.

Speaker 5 (57:54):
Oh, come on, Jerry, you must know this.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
I've got this, Sister Cina says. Sister Sena says, funky funky.
I don't know funky? How bizarre? Oh how bizarre?

Speaker 5 (58:07):
It says Funky?

Speaker 1 (58:08):
Gotcha it was. It's the rhythm of it, isn't it.
It's the rhythm of the night? Up the war? Why
would I have to be careful of that?

Speaker 5 (58:16):
Careful of that one?

Speaker 6 (58:17):
Really?

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Up the was? I'd have thought we all know up
the wars? Cook the man, some ifany eggs. A couple
of practical tasks that will ask people to do during
their citizenship test as well. Make a kiwi onion dip yep,
reverse a trailer.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
That's a good one. I mean, I think that is man.
I mean a lot of New Zealands can't reverse the trailer.
But something that everybody should be able to do. Whip
up a beer bong and do some spots.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Okay, this is a good idea. This is a great
idea in New Zealand citizenship. We're going to pass that
on to the powers that be and they're looking at
implementing that from next year. But get on the old
Instagram if you don't know, We've got on Instagram and
let us know what we miss. Like Andrew who's got
in there and said a visual test to distinguish between
Leehart and Christopher Luxen.

Speaker 4 (59:01):
Jurry in the night the Hoarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
Tomorrow is a new dawn for New Zealand. Tomorrow we're
all going to wake up feeling completely different as New Zealanders.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
And for certain periods are parts of the country. Things
are going to change, you know what I mean. And
I worry about the effects of over tourism. You know
what I mean. You only have to look at places
like Spain, places like Japan, since COVID tourism has just
gotten so do you remember seeing people in Spain spraying

(59:33):
tourists with water bottles to try and get them out
of their cities. That's right. In Japan they've had to
launch an ad campaign saying, hey, this is not Disneyland,
we actually live here. And for one of these is
it four four regions, four regions that I'm just worried
that might happen to them?

Speaker 3 (59:47):
Is the infrastructure ready that's for the influx of people
that is about to descend on either Napier Roads one
or two district or the Western Bay of plenty?

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Is it ready?

Speaker 3 (59:59):
Because tomorrow the grand finalists for the twenty twenty sixth
National Water Tastes they go and the finalist is announced.
The person who is the winner of New Zealand's twenty
twenty six National Water Taste is competition.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
They'll be taking on Australia, which you would have to
think as a foregone conclude. I mean, would Australia's best
water have cracked the top four of ours? You would
have to think not.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
I kind of feel like it's like us going up
against Australia and a snake competition.

Speaker 6 (01:00:29):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
So like New Zealand's best snake versus Australia's.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Yeah, and we're just going to pray that that summer
sea snake washed up in Northland. Otherwise we basically can't
enter our best marsupial versus the best marsupial possum. I
mean we do have possums, we do have wallabies. But again,
so they're always going to beat us, yep at their
own game. So yeah, I mean people, hot people. I mean,

(01:00:53):
I don't know if we'd make first dive over there,
I think we'd be competing as a country against like
the Gold Coast and they'd have us. Yeah, they waste us,
but this is one where we can get it back.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
What could we get them on? Sturdiness, stout, stout lads, out, sturdiness, rugby.

Speaker 5 (01:01:10):
Tecker, rugby.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
M I was going to say beer feet, but they
may even have us at that.

Speaker 5 (01:01:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
Oh, I tell you what, crawling under houses with reckless
abandon you can't do that in Australia. You can't do that.
Openness to indigenous culture. Yeah, well we've got that. We've
got we've got the what on the mare do we?
What do we?

Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Is it? Perfect?

Speaker 6 (01:01:35):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
But it's a bit of an Australian Oh yeah, always
use them as that's a bit of the nassy. Yeah,
and we don't have the wages, no standard of living.
So tonight, well one of these the fortunes of one
of these districts is going to change for even Napes,
Wrotes one or two, wistn Bay Plenty your thoughts during

(01:01:55):
penny for your thoughts.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
I've had water in all of those districts at different times.
We're talking tapwater here, so this is straight out of
the tap.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
Isn't it. I'm going to pack it. I'm going to
say Western Bay of Plenty. Yeah, that's my pack.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
I'm not sure Tiao are going to be disappointed because
tim in the last one, two, three, four, five, six years,
Timo have been the finalist three times, the winners.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Three winners three times and then one of the other
winners one of the other times. Wy Mati, which is
twenty minutes down the road.

Speaker 5 (01:02:24):
Which is thoughts and prayers to our South Canabury listeners
this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Suit, it would be really hard. What about your South
Canary host, man, I've been going through it. Yeah, any
how about that?

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
I forget okay, So tomorrow we will announce the winner
of the best Water in the National Water Taste Test competition.

Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
Here Jerry and the hot I keep Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
There's anybody going to go and have a dart after
the show? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone came for a dart?

Speaker 5 (01:02:50):
Master darts.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
It's been a while, but I'm maybe thinking about having
a bit of a dart. Ah yeah, yeah, go and
grab a pack of darts.

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
I'm thinking about getting into vaping actually, to stop my
kids from vaping.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
I love. This is one of the best parenting maneuvers
I've ever heard of, because I mean, for example, ruder,
you don't smoke.

Speaker 5 (01:03:08):
I have never smoked a cigaret, And some people think
I'm lying. I have never smoked a cigarette. I've never
wanted to smoke a cigarette. And I was gonna say
blame that. I put that down to my mother's parenting. Yes, well,
because she used to smoke a lot. Well, no, she
does vape now. She used to smoke a lot while
she would listen to radio Reama and study the Bible.

(01:03:29):
Of course, what starts was she on would have been
the poor more reds, poor more red hard court.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
She the filters or the filterless filters, Broseline ship more
red filters. Interesting. Smoked a couple of those in the
in the days when they were tens. Yeah, that's the
ship that is of smokes. That's interesting. Yeah, so you
you did plenty of passive smoking as a kid. I
must have.

Speaker 5 (01:03:55):
She actually, now I'm remembering, she did go into holidays
at one point the.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
Holiday bl lo oh.

Speaker 5 (01:04:00):
Yeah, because we used to have to go anytime anyone
when overseas you had to go back through duty free
and get ten packs for like six bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
Yeah, there was.

Speaker 5 (01:04:08):
I mean, as a man that respects a bargain doesn't
respect smoking, I did understand why you would want to
get vap.

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
But it was shavings off the floor, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
But it was seeing your parents' ribbon darts that put
you off them. And so that's why, Jerry, if you
want your kids off of the vape, that's brilliant.

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
And I'm going to start doing the tricks. But what
I'm going to do is because I've been a smoker before,
so we need to stay off the nicotine. And plus
I don't really want to be doing it, but I
to only just for a short period of time. Of
the teenagers but I'm going to go with the non
nicotine ones.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
Yeah. So I just go with the non nicotine vape yeah,
and then blow some clouds, a couple of rings. I'm
gonna give one of those giant spaceship ones, yes, the
robot fellas, Yeah, that you can use for like, it's
got twelve months of vape juice in it. Yeah, and
that's going to put your kids so off it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
Guess some babing, well, dad, his dad's got the vape.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
Look at me. Cool.

Speaker 5 (01:04:59):
In my mind, I was about to say, if you
just started smoking in the studio, do you reckon that?
But then I realized you don't have a lot of
sway in the building. What if someone like Mike Husking
just like nas stuff, I'm going to smoke in the studio,
what are you guys going to do?

Speaker 6 (01:05:11):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
Funny you say that because when I first started at
TV and Z, Paul Holmes, legendary broadcaster, used to smoke
in his office. This is post Smoke Free Environments Act
Smoke Free Rock quizt So this is nineteen ninety seven
we're talking about here, and I think Smoke Environments Act
came in in nineteen ninety When you went allowed to

(01:05:32):
smoke inside anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
Before that, you could smoke in size.

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
He's still allowed tomoke a bars and stuff, but not
inside workplaces. And yeah he was, he'd have his office.
It was about the size of the studio. And he's
been darting.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
Away non stop. Yeah, he was on the BNH Special
Field twenty Five's Powerful, Powerful, bring that back smoking studios. Yeah,
I'm off to have a dart now, all right.

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