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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hoodak you break for show with Bunning's Trade. Find
(00:02):
the perfect gift for every type of trade at Bunning's
Trade Jerry's theories. This is where you we ask Jerry
a question. We ask you the question. The task is
not to come up with the correct answer. The task
is not to google what you think the answer is.
The task is to come up with what you think
Jerry thinks. The answer to the question is yeah, so far.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
We have asked a question in what year was the
first backlip backflip performed? And I said fifteen thirty five.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
How many sexual partners did I think Manirad had eleven?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
I thought eleven.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
What percentage of the population did I think keV joined
the Mile High Club?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
I thought less than one percent.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Percentage of New Zealanders who are vegan? I thought two
point one nine. How many different toilets do I think
that I've used in my lifetime? I thought I've used
probably two thousand, three hundred and ninety two.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
How many power poles did I think that there were
in the South Island.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I thought there were eight hundred and seventy one thousand,
seven hundred and forty eight. I thought there were nineteen
people who could bowl one hundred and forty k's an
hour in New Zealand. And I thought the average penis
size in New Zealand was five point nine to three inches.
It turns out that there was actually a figure for that.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
One that you could google. That's right, and I wasn't
far wrong. No, you went far off.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
You're about bang on. But again it doesn't matter what
the actual answer is. It only matters what Jerry thinks.
The answer is. We have a carryover champion as well,
and if you'd like to take him on, you can
call in on eight hundred Hodaki. If you thought last
week's one was a little bit too downstairs focused, then
strap on, because this.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Week, excuse me, where you can do excuse me?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Then strapping that's better because this week, Yes, what percentage
of kiwis does Jerry thing have browsed blue? In twenty
twenty five And this is off the back of the
the search terms being released by Jerry's favorite blue website,
And so the listin today Jerry for you, and that
(02:02):
the listeners need to answer what percentage of keyis does
Jerry think have brows blue?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
And yeah, it's basically demographic question, and it's I mean, firstly,
you've got to work out how many keys there are
that are in that kind of zone. So you probably
exclude a whole heap of boomers who don't have two
who are still looking at the actual hard copy material,
or don't can't be bothered booms.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
I don't think boom Boom is still on the mags. Nah,
boomers can't be bothered looking at that sort of stuff.
You're over it by that bi is extinguished you. I mean,
you're over it by my age. So I imagine how
the boomers a feeling. That's a good point.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
So also you've got the the youngies yep. And what
age do people sort of start getting into it. It
turns out earlier and.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Earlier worrying statistics, yep.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Very worrying, especially if you're a parent of a teenager.
I think that's where we'll leave that part.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
And then there's a bit of demographic change around male
female because from my experience, you're definitely heavily more heavily
skewed in the male department than the female. I'm not
saying it's exclusively malee not at all in female. You
know a lot of females are interested in that. That's fine.
However that I'm fine with that. It's probably more male. Okay,
So there we go. So it's it's that's where the
(03:18):
democrat and then in amongst that lot that you've got
in the middle of this, it's just my thinking, so
I can kind of work out it's basically most.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I was gonna say that there might be we might
be asking this question around the wrong way. It might
be better off to be like what percentage haven't But
as it stands, the question is what percentage of keywis
does Jerry think of browse blue in twenty twenty five?
We need the answer as a percentage Jerry and Midnight
the Hot Ikey Breakfast Jerry and Mini the Hot Ikey Breakfast.
(03:51):
Right in the middle of Jerry's theories, today's question what
percentage of keyis does Jerry think? Have browsed blue in
twenty twenty five? There's an interesting and revelatory texts here
on three four eight three don't underestimate the boomer category
was helping my eighty year old dad for some tech
support on his iPad last week. Three tabs open with
alarming categories. So much time at home? Of course, his
(04:13):
feed in the Chucks Apple doesn't for far anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Okay, well, you've definitely got some people on the boomer category,
but I mean, I'm not underestimating them. I'm I'm not
eliminating them, certainly, but also I think that's probably less
up in that category than say, in the thirty five
year old male category.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah, that's right. We've got a few people on the line.
We've got a current carry over a champ. We've actually
got gregor former current former current carryover champ as well,
and Mike's on the line. Actually, let's go to Mike first,
shall we. Okay, Mike, how many what percentage of people?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yeah, what percentage of people do you think I think
have brows blue in the past year.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I'll think at about sixty two percent?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Okay, what's that based on, Mike?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Just a wild stab in the dark.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Yeah, it's quite a good wild step in the dark. Yep.
Fair enough.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
All right, it's been a minute since we've talked to them.
Greg joins us on the show. Good morning, Greg, how
what's your thought process here?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Good fellas? I was sort of as you as you
were sort of talking about the topic up the discussion
on the way to work. I sort of had, you know,
the sort of there's ven diagrams running through my head
of sets and subsets. I was thinking, right, first of all,
you split it down the middle, fifty fifty female male,
(05:28):
right of your males, most of them are going to
want to Of your females, you get a few outlies there,
they'll have a crack at it. Born watching game sort
of putting fifteen up to sixty five as far as
NMO with your classic bell keV in the middle, you
get your thirty five. You're peeking out. You've got your
(05:48):
sexual subsets, your lensbians, and your gaze. And I think they,
you know, without wanting to, without wanting to sort of
categorize you agree, well, pretty maybe they maybe possibly consume
different types of form, but I suppose over all that
(06:08):
you know, we're all sexual beings anyway, lamb rights that
I came up with as around that, I'm gonna say
thirty seven percent.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Okay, thirty seven for gree were sixty two thirty seven
And Ross, who is our current carryover champ from Roder,
Good morning, Ross, how what are you thinking?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Morning team?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Jeez?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Greg got pretty deep there, I think, I mean the
answer is looking us right in the face, right, it's
it's going to be sixty nine percent.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I like that, particularly for Jerry's theories, because you've got
to get in the mind of Jeremy Wells, who absolute yeah,
sixty nine is going to hit him right between the
eyes there. All right, Jerry, let's reveal what do you think? Okay,
what percentage of key is does Jerry think have brows
blow into?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
So I took him too account age? Yep, you know,
I'm I.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I sort of think you're looking between your thirteens and
your seventy is your main zone? Gender definitely more males
than females, no doubt about that. I'm also looking at disabilities.
There's a lot of people out there who are blind.
For example, they have not been watching any pornography. They
might have listened to some, but audio pornography. There's not
a lot of it around, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
I've searched for it. It's hard to find. So also occupation,
it's not that hard to find.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
You find in the police force some people very focused
on that sort of thing, browsing that. So there's a
certain amount of police officers in New Zealand. I took
into account that as well, and in the end I
came up with about I was thinking in terms of
a number around about three point five three point six
million people I think in New Zealand have browsed Blue
(07:46):
over the past year.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Which expressed as a percentages.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Sixty seven percent in my head, sixty seven percentage, which.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Means Ross, our carryover champ, has won again, the back
to back champ.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Congratulations Ross, How good team? I mean?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
The thing is, I'm I'm shocked that Ross wasn't bang
on the money. You have arrived at sixty seven. You
might as well just bump that up a couple of points.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
He's not, He's not far away.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Congratulations Ross, you will carry over until next week?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Oh how good going for the trifactor, can't wait.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Good on your Ross, the hod Achy breakfast with Bunning's Trade.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Find the perfect gift for every type of trading at
Bunning's Trade.
The hoodak you break for show with Bunning's Trade. Find
(00:02):
the perfect gift for every type of trade at Bunning's
Trade Jerry's theories. This is where you we ask Jerry
a question. We ask you the question. The task is
not to come up with the correct answer. The task
is not to google what you think the answer is.
The task is to come up with what you think
Jerry thinks. The answer to the question is yeah, so far.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
We have asked a question in what year was the
first backlip backflip performed? And I said fifteen thirty five.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
How many sexual partners did I think Manirad had eleven?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
I thought eleven.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
What percentage of the population did I think keV joined
the Mile High Club?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
I thought less than one percent.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Percentage of New Zealanders who are vegan? I thought two
point one nine. How many different toilets do I think
that I've used in my lifetime? I thought I've used
probably two thousand, three hundred and ninety two.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
How many power poles did I think that there were
in the South Island.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I thought there were eight hundred and seventy one thousand,
seven hundred and forty eight. I thought there were nineteen
people who could bowl one hundred and forty k's an
hour in New Zealand. And I thought the average penis
size in New Zealand was five point nine to three inches.
It turns out that there was actually a figure for that.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
One that you could google. That's right, and I wasn't
far wrong. No, you went far off.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
You're about bang on. But again it doesn't matter what
the actual answer is. It only matters what Jerry thinks.
The answer is. We have a carryover champion as well,
and if you'd like to take him on, you can
call in on eight hundred Hodaki. If you thought last
week's one was a little bit too downstairs focused, then
strap on, because this.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Week, excuse me, where you can do excuse me?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Then strapping that's better because this week, Yes, what percentage
of kiwis does Jerry thing have browsed blue? In twenty
twenty five And this is off the back of the
the search terms being released by Jerry's favorite blue website,
And so the listin today Jerry for you, and that
(02:02):
the listeners need to answer what percentage of keyis does
Jerry think have brows blue?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
And yeah, it's basically demographic question, and it's I mean, firstly,
you've got to work out how many keys there are
that are in that kind of zone. So you probably
exclude a whole heap of boomers who don't have two
who are still looking at the actual hard copy material,
or don't can't be bothered booms.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
I don't think boom Boom is still on the mags. Nah,
boomers can't be bothered looking at that sort of stuff.
You're over it by that bi is extinguished you. I mean,
you're over it by my age. So I imagine how
the boomers a feeling. That's a good point.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
So also you've got the the youngies yep. And what
age do people sort of start getting into it. It
turns out earlier and.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Earlier worrying statistics, yep.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Very worrying, especially if you're a parent of a teenager.
I think that's where we'll leave that part.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
And then there's a bit of demographic change around male
female because from my experience, you're definitely heavily more heavily
skewed in the male department than the female. I'm not
saying it's exclusively malee not at all in female. You
know a lot of females are interested in that. That's fine.
However that I'm fine with that. It's probably more male. Okay,
So there we go. So it's it's that's where the
(03:18):
democrat and then in amongst that lot that you've got
in the middle of this, it's just my thinking, so
I can kind of work out it's basically most.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I was gonna say that there might be we might
be asking this question around the wrong way. It might
be better off to be like what percentage haven't But
as it stands, the question is what percentage of keywis
does Jerry think of browse blue in twenty twenty five?
We need the answer as a percentage Jerry and Midnight
the Hot Ikey Breakfast Jerry and Mini the Hot Ikey Breakfast.
(03:51):
Right in the middle of Jerry's theories, today's question what
percentage of keyis does Jerry think? Have browsed blue in
twenty twenty five? There's an interesting and revelatory texts here
on three four eight three don't underestimate the boomer category
was helping my eighty year old dad for some tech
support on his iPad last week. Three tabs open with
alarming categories. So much time at home? Of course, his
(04:13):
feed in the Chucks Apple doesn't for far anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Okay, well, you've definitely got some people on the boomer category,
but I mean, I'm not underestimating them. I'm I'm not
eliminating them, certainly, but also I think that's probably less
up in that category than say, in the thirty five
year old male category.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah, that's right. We've got a few people on the line.
We've got a current carry over a champ. We've actually
got gregor former current former current carryover champ as well,
and Mike's on the line. Actually, let's go to Mike first,
shall we. Okay, Mike, how many what percentage of people?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yeah, what percentage of people do you think I think
have brows blue in the past year.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I'll think at about sixty two percent?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Okay, what's that based on, Mike?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Just a wild stab in the dark.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Yeah, it's quite a good wild step in the dark. Yep.
Fair enough.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
All right, it's been a minute since we've talked to them.
Greg joins us on the show. Good morning, Greg, how
what's your thought process here?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Good fellas? I was sort of as you as you
were sort of talking about the topic up the discussion
on the way to work. I sort of had, you know,
the sort of there's ven diagrams running through my head
of sets and subsets. I was thinking, right, first of all,
you split it down the middle, fifty fifty female male,
(05:28):
right of your males, most of them are going to
want to Of your females, you get a few outlies there,
they'll have a crack at it. Born watching game sort
of putting fifteen up to sixty five as far as
NMO with your classic bell keV in the middle, you
get your thirty five. You're peeking out. You've got your
(05:48):
sexual subsets, your lensbians, and your gaze. And I think they,
you know, without wanting to, without wanting to sort of
categorize you agree, well, pretty maybe they maybe possibly consume
different types of form, but I suppose over all that
(06:08):
you know, we're all sexual beings anyway, lamb rights that
I came up with as around that, I'm gonna say
thirty seven percent.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Okay, thirty seven for gree were sixty two thirty seven
And Ross, who is our current carryover champ from Roder,
Good morning, Ross, how what are you thinking?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Morning team?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Jeez?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Greg got pretty deep there, I think, I mean the
answer is looking us right in the face, right, it's
it's going to be sixty nine percent.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I like that, particularly for Jerry's theories, because you've got
to get in the mind of Jeremy Wells, who absolute yeah,
sixty nine is going to hit him right between the
eyes there. All right, Jerry, let's reveal what do you think? Okay,
what percentage of key is does Jerry think have brows
blow into?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
So I took him too account age? Yep, you know,
I'm I.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I sort of think you're looking between your thirteens and
your seventy is your main zone? Gender definitely more males
than females, no doubt about that. I'm also looking at disabilities.
There's a lot of people out there who are blind.
For example, they have not been watching any pornography. They
might have listened to some, but audio pornography. There's not
a lot of it around, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
I've searched for it. It's hard to find. So also occupation,
it's not that hard to find.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
You find in the police force some people very focused
on that sort of thing, browsing that. So there's a
certain amount of police officers in New Zealand. I took
into account that as well, and in the end I
came up with about I was thinking in terms of
a number around about three point five three point six
million people I think in New Zealand have browsed Blue
(07:46):
over the past year.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Which expressed as a percentages.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Sixty seven percent in my head, sixty seven percentage, which.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Means Ross, our carryover champ, has won again, the back
to back champ.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Congratulations Ross, How good team? I mean?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
The thing is, I'm I'm shocked that Ross wasn't bang
on the money. You have arrived at sixty seven. You
might as well just bump that up a couple of points.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
He's not, He's not far away.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Congratulations Ross, you will carry over until next week?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Oh how good going for the trifactor, can't wait.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Good on your Ross, the hod Achy breakfast with Bunning's Trade.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Find the perfect gift for every type of trading at
Bunning's Trade.
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