June 1, 2026 • 18 mins
On the pod today Jerry returns after a week off, and tells us what it's like filming Taskmaster.
He also wants to know why there's roadworks at night, and how come Manaia and Rooda seem to know all about it.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Daily, but spoke content that you won't find on the
radio show The Hurdarky Breakfast Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Welcome along to the podcast. Tuesday the second yet the
second day, which means its pointer.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yeah gips today say welcome back. Man.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yeah, thanks.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
I presume you were off because you were moving farms,
and like every other good, God's honest dairy farmer, you
move on dune first, so that you know there's no
cows on your farm when you're moving your cows to
the farm. All deer farmers moving the same day. That's
assume you're up to last week.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Traveler Day.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeah, traveler Day.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
We call it traveler Day.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I haven't heard it called that.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
We're still.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah, still still called gypsy Happy Gypsy Day. Everyone who
went through that yesterday, thank you and yeah, of course
you thanks very much.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah, it was a big day. Yeah, it's been I
for some reason haven't moved dairy farms for like three years.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Well, look, consider yourself lucky man, because it's a ball a.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Giving and there's a lot of cows.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
There's a lot that goes into how many cows do
you reckon you move yesterday?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Man, none far out. Yeah, yeah, it was full on man,
those none cows.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
And a lot of times people say, you know, it
can be just as hard moving no cows as it can.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
That's mate, You're not wrong, mate.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I've moved cows before. It's been way easier than they're
not moving in none.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
So they call you the master of none, must have
none cows.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
So what was going on last week? What happened? Anything interesting?
You miss been Hurley, been Hurley, Ben Hurley came in.
You may have three days of them comedian been hit,
three days of Hurley.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Comedy, comedy legion, three days of Hurley.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
It sounds like a punishment, and I'm going to send
it you to three days of Hurley and six strokes
of the Rotan.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Well, I consider it a was a real tree. It
sounds more to me like a novella. Three days of Hurley,
six novella the market.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, yeah, forty days of sodom.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Forty days and that's two days of Gulane. That's where
we had Thursday Friday. Yeah, that's the punishment. That was
the punishment.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
It was forty eight hours of Julane, I mean eight days,
two days of Julane, two days of Gulaiane.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
He uttered words.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I hadn't heard in decades, He uttered, Yeah, it was
like there were there were moments there where you know
in Lord of the Rings that they start speaking whatever
the language they speaking mortal and they're like, I haven't
heard you don't speak that. No, yeah, there's a bit
of that.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Well, the problem with him is that he can he
can survive a commentary because he comes off and on
the problem in an hour and a half.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
There's only one problem, is there? That problem?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Well, the problem is okay, Well, when you're doing a
four hour broadcast and it's just you and someone else,
there's a very high chance that you're going to say
something that you shouldn't.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
That it's going to go downstairs, which which did happen. Yeah,
thankfully we've been Jerry's theories on Thursday. I just think
for all of our safety, we're all like, you know
what the trajectory this might be the circuit break of
Jerry's theories needs so that we can come back and
go how many powerpoles do you think there are in
the South Island. So at the moment it's been Spinteria
(03:14):
families apart, very down, very well.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
The thing with g Lane is he'll walk a line.
But it's not the line that you you know, it's
not the line. He's not walking the line.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
That's not where the line is.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
He's staggering from one side of the line to the other,
and sometimes he's spending quite long periods over that line. Yeah. Yeah,
it's not like his exit we put a toe over
the line. No, no, no, he's actually he's planked an
entire foot and then sometimes sit up a tint over
that side of the line.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Well, yeah, he's gone over the top. That's what he's done.
He's blowing the west on and gone over the top.
There was one man raid. He's now an enemy territory.
Bunker down with throats. Yeah, but I would also say,
you know, if you heard this the other day, if
you're sitting on the fence, you're getting shot at by
both sides, and so if you can just hop down
(04:05):
on one side.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Well, there's different types of on the fence, isn't there.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Not that I mean Julian's walking the line rather than
being on the fence. I suppose he has never been
on a fence. Get splinters in your eyes?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, how was your week off? It was off? So, yeah,
I was filming Taskmaster and series seven and it was good.
It was, it was It's a very eventful week. There's
a lot that goes on quite a different sort of
vibe personally, well from what your usual week is. I
(04:39):
wake up at like seven fifteen, I know, could you imagine?
Can you imagine seven fifteen? And here's here's the days gone.
I know, here's the routine. Wake up at seven fifteen,
just in time to see my children as they head
off to school.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
That must be weird for them.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Were so were? They are? Like it's like the different humans?
So who are these things? And then better or worse? Good?
Better because they've got somebody to go and they have
to go there and and they get themselves there nowadays,
which is great as well. So you've sort of got
to sort themselves out. And then at that point I
(05:19):
would have a cup of tea and two pieces of
toast if you have it on the toast man Marmalade,
Marmalade toast with a cup of tea, Ireca Marmalade.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
The wreck of Marmalade.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
But now I do aw the Marlo.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Coming at you, Paul.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
You've got a mamae Marmlade.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
It's just something that will happen to you. You wait
till you get into your mid forties, you'll start. You'll
go marmalade.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Have you got a jar with like a like a
handkerchief and a rubber band over it?
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Is it true that tells he calls you lady marmalade?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
The marmalade with the with the rubber band and the
little doily thing. Oh yeah, it just tastes better. Yeah,
what it is?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Was it made like eight years ago by a family
friend and you can't remember a woman called Eida.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah, yep it was. We're making so much where where
we are backstock on marmela because every time we go
past one of those little things that you see the stalls, Yeah,
we're picking up marmakee honesty box.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
You're running past the honesty box.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yeah. I don't know what I do to marmalade on toast.
It's weird because my grandparents hit it. My dad had it,
and now I'm I'm now I've now come into line. Anyway,
that's boring.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
That's another one of these how do you know, you
get an old situations.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
And then and then I would go for a hot
girl walk. Oh yeah, nice hot girl walk at like
seven forty five.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Great good weather too, it's been last.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Has been Yeah about the people?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Oh that's great, head tong unter, because because I want
to talk about walking etiquette today on the show, because
there's a couple of I've come across a couple of
rank instances of walking etiquette, one that's resulted in a
photo of me with someone else's child probably circulating the
internet whoops, And I'd like to discuss it on the
show today. But yeah, how good is I honestly think
(07:03):
and I know it's just going to sound cool if
you don't go for all, But I think the human
brain's designed to solve problems at four ks an hour.
It's three ks an hour because you come back from
there and you've figured out seven different issues that you
had a couple of the issues that you had, you've
calmed down on, you know, some of them are a
bit more fired up it did I tell you guys
(07:24):
on the radio the other day? I think I did
with me and the missus went for a walk and
we we probably walked about four k's. We had an
argument in the entire way and so it was on
the little walkway. But that will be so it's quite narrow,
racist dog walkway, yes, and so well, I don't want
to be tired with that brush. But that did happen
there anyway. So we're walking along and we're mother things.
(07:45):
When are you going to tell me that week you
always do the bloody Hi?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Hey you go interrupted for pleasantry?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Hey, how you go.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
We're not a couple that are out on arguing on
the walk. We're not back. No, that's not Yeah, you
keep up appearances.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
It was that for four ks.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
It was good. But that's unusual. That's unusual. I mean,
maybe that's maybe you shouldn't go for a walk with
someone else. Maybe it's meant to be by yourself. Maybe
that's the hot girl walk. Yeah, yeah, so the hot
girl walk. And then that would go for They would
just do a loop around the block and that was
like thirty minutes, not long. But I reckon that is
(08:29):
a good way to start the day. I got to say,
going for a little going for a brief walk is
a good way to start the day. Then I'd arrive
home and then I'd start watching tapes. When I say,
tapes of comedians doing tasks.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
From your season, from my season, you know, doing research
you're not studying film like a me, like an NBA player,
research like a rugby league player.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I'm past researching things. And then and then I did
that for like three hours, and then write notes and
then head into to do the records, and then sit
down and watch all the tapes over again with the
producers and Josh Thompson it's what so is he not
a laugh? And then at about three thirty start recording
(09:14):
the first show, and then at finished that at about
six forty five, seven o'clock, and then start the next
one about seven thirty. Damn. Finished that one about ten thirty.
Get home around about quarter past Limb, Jerry and.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
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Speaker 2 (09:37):
Oftentimes get caught in some weird traffic situation that's carrying
out west. Yeah, yeah, brother, what are they doing out there?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Fucking nothing? Well, they're doing, man, fucking nothing.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
One night, it took me forty five minutes to get home,
which is not bad considering it was By the time
I got home it was like quarter to twelve or
something in there. Brother, I ended up on a Rosebank
road drain. Yeah, yeah, you guys, okay, you guys know
about that regular occurrence. Mans man. What are they doing
to stand up?
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Particularly?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
What are they fixing something wrong with it? Stand up, missies,
stand up and be counted. It's time to be counted.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
If there's anything we know about West Stalklanders. And we've
discussed this on the show before, that was a figurative thing, ruder,
but thanks for standing up there. If there's anything we
know about Westorklanders, they are willing to be oppressed because
they have had they have had the Trust Mafia running
things out there. For my god, trust the trust Mafia
(10:36):
is if you don't. They've got one in Southland and
they've got one in West Aalkland and they get to
decide where bars are allowed to be. And they do
it underneath the guise of we're helping alcohols harming our community.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
We're helping the community.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Yeah, we're so. We're taking past out of supermarkets. If
you're in Westalkland, you can't buy alcohol a supermarket, but
you will notice every single supermarket has a bottle store
attached to it.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
So of they and then it's stupid. And guess who
owns the bottle stores? Yeah, the trust, No, the super market?
Ah right, yeah, it's like a king or if it's yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's owned by it's owned by the it's either owned
by a countdown or it's owned by by what's the name.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Yeah, so it's it's all for gazzi. It's all for gazzy.
And that just means that there's no bars out there,
which is like, it's so stupid. It is stupid.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
It's so stupid. And I know people who will be
listening to this, who like live in Southland, who think
that that trust is great because it brought a stadium
or something. But what they don't realize is that you
are stifling by doing that, you're basically stifling all hospitality, creativity.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
And not even just yeah, because they get to decide
what gets put in where, so all you'll see is
one soulless bar gets put into your neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
If that and also operated like okay, so there are
two places in New Zealand, Southland and West Auckland. Are
you seriously telling me other people of South lond and
we Storkland who run this trust? Actually, so that the
rest of us are heathens. Yeah, that's what you're basically saying,
saying the rest of you you're idiots.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Look at the rest of them.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Look at you guys, Look at.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
The country falls is burning to the ground.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Look at you fools with all of your Hey, guess
what you don't need to have a And they go, well,
there'll be a bloody bottle store in every bloody that's
what they say. No, there's not going to be. You
just don't allow that.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
I'm not going to say their name, but they were
in here the other day and they entangled in the
in the West England Trust mafia and running for council, right,
And that's exactly the line that they said, there'll be
a bottle store in every corner. I said, mean, I
hate having a walk fucking ages to go and get
a If I could just go down and get one
loose bottle of beer and then go home and watch
the footage sweep.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Do you imagine I imagine the community.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
And then they go, oh, but some other guy's going
to go and ruin his life on the past side. Okay,
but that's sends to me because of that.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Imagine if you could buy alcohol in a supermarket. Imagine
how as opposed to buying it beside the supermarket. Imagine
how crazy my life would be, your community would get.
It'd just be nuts. Man.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Two people have been killed on my streets since I've
moved in there. But the bottle store as the problem
is where we're drawing a Yeah. Oh, they've been myth
on every corner.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Cline myth least.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Yeah. So gee, so eleven o'clock at night, every every night.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Yeah, but I mean up it's up at quarter past seven.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Yeah, I mean that's it's been in the.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
It's quite a different rhythm.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
I gotta say, talk about the content one. Yeah, just Thompson,
Josh Thompson was there? Is he producing that?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Yeah, he is one of the producers. Yep. Hen he's
a good man man. He's a funny guy.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
He's a funny guy.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, I gotta say he's a he's a super funny man.
I can't tell you the car stay yet because he
hasn't been announced, but let's just say it's made up
of men and women. Oh, I can tell you that
the division of six I reckon. I think that's okay.
And then we'll do race. Yep, we'll do race after that,
(13:59):
six as two women and three men. Oh, five contestants,
five whole contestants, five whole whole ones.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Any repeats, don't repeat, repeat, no repeat, no repeat, worked out.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
No repeats. I'm not allowed to repeat. And I remember
after the second season someone said to me involved in
the show, well that's the end of that, And I
said really, And I said, yeah, that's that. I mean
two seasons. Good luck trying to find another ten people. Yeah,
that's a good point. And I thought to himself, hold on,
(14:35):
there must be people out there.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
You said, hold on the celebrity Treasure Island. Still, I
think we're going to be sweet.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeah, man, exactly, And sure enough season seven and I'm
and look there was there was more more than enough people.
And I think you, you particularly will enjoy at least
four of the five people. Is that right? And I'm
not I'm not saying that the fifth person that is
(15:01):
not an enjoyable person, right, but.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Particularly particularly particularly enjoy Okay, yeah, really I can't. Pepper
Wetzel's not on, No, but she'd be probably quite good,
should be tremendous.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
I'm sure she's a good problem solve everything she does.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
I haven't seen it fail.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I'm sure she'd be an incredibly good problem solve what's
interesting in that show is you get to sit there
and watch people. We've got much time. You get to
sit there and watch people, and you watch the different
brains work, and man, there are a myriad of different
types of brains. Some people are really good problem solvers,
and they immediately attack things from a logical practical yeah,
(15:43):
and then they can look across something and work out
you know what it's called. There's some way that I
can't think of right now. Lateral lateral thinking. And some
people are not at all lateral thinkers. But some people
are deep creative thinkers and they can jump from one
place to another, which makes it really funny.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
My favorite is when the answer is not necessarily obvious,
but if you figure it out, you solve that puzzle
in about ten seconds. And then watching someone who's just
completely missed the like just just took the wrong exit
off the motorway too early, yep, and they just fucked
and they're out in west Aukland trying to buy a
person getting turn off the road works.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Yeah, it's off in a hack. Yeah, you know, you
gotta think of this seems like a really punishing, long task.
There must be some kind of easy way through this.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Whenever they're in that room with the that looks like
where Dexter kills those people on their TV show, The
White sort of yeah, that's where I'm like, there's a
catch here, there's a hack.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
There's a hack.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
You've outthought yourself.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Yeah. I think the problem is reading a task. Like
it's really easy to listen to someone read out the
task to you, but reading, the basic reading comprehension is
a really important part of it.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Some people can read, they can read, but they can't comprehend.
There's some professional athletes on that show this year.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Well see me, oh, semi professional, semi professional. There's a
semi profession one person semi professional. I described them as
semi professional.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
When you see Dixter's killing people in Row, I started
imagining Tixt to the dog and Mark Leishman is just like,
fuck him up, man.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Dick still would have been a bloody good contestant on
and that just one dog tax wonder dogs just.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
A dog and you read it a clue.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
But Overseas and tars Master definitely and then here too,
they definitely cast then much wider to. You know, it
used to be comedians back at the beginning of when
it first started in England, it was just comedians run exactly,
so they got on there. Now well, no, not podcasts
so much basically actors, you know, people, radio hosts, not
(17:54):
fuck radio. You'd be very good scrap.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
I think I'd be too be too focused on actually
solving the thing. You know, sometimes people are in there
having a you know, they're trying to get the gags
off on that.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
You could just be like, did just did seriously just
solve that problem? Well, it's not interested in talking. I'm
not interest making a gut joke. I'm just here to
solve the problem.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
What about g Lane? Would he be all right on tasks?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
G Lane? He couldn't. He would give up.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Yeah, but he'd get he'd get.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Into a task and then go, you know, I can't
be blind with us. I've got no time for this crap.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
And then he'd say something fucking horrific, he says something racist,
and then you just summed up the last two days
of the shirt. It's good to have you back.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Nice to be back.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Jerry and Maniah catch the radio show from six till
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Daily, but spoke content that you won't find on the
radio show The Hurdarky Breakfast Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Welcome along to the podcast. Tuesday the second yet the
second day, which means its pointer.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yeah gips today say welcome back. Man.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yeah, thanks.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
I presume you were off because you were moving farms,
and like every other good, God's honest dairy farmer, you
move on dune first, so that you know there's no
cows on your farm when you're moving your cows to
the farm. All deer farmers moving the same day. That's
assume you're up to last week.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Traveler Day.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeah, traveler Day.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
We call it traveler Day.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I haven't heard it called that.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
We're still.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah, still still called gypsy Happy Gypsy Day. Everyone who
went through that yesterday, thank you and yeah, of course
you thanks very much.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah, it was a big day. Yeah, it's been I
for some reason haven't moved dairy farms for like three years.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Well, look, consider yourself lucky man, because it's a ball a.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Giving and there's a lot of cows.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
There's a lot that goes into how many cows do
you reckon you move yesterday?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Man, none far out. Yeah, yeah, it was full on man,
those none cows.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
And a lot of times people say, you know, it
can be just as hard moving no cows as it can.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
That's mate, You're not wrong, mate.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I've moved cows before. It's been way easier than they're
not moving in none.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
So they call you the master of none, must have
none cows.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
So what was going on last week? What happened? Anything interesting?
You miss been Hurley, been Hurley, Ben Hurley came in.
You may have three days of them comedian been hit,
three days of Hurley.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Comedy, comedy legion, three days of Hurley.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
It sounds like a punishment, and I'm going to send
it you to three days of Hurley and six strokes
of the Rotan.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Well, I consider it a was a real tree. It
sounds more to me like a novella. Three days of Hurley,
six novella the market.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, yeah, forty days of sodom.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Forty days and that's two days of Gulane. That's where
we had Thursday Friday. Yeah, that's the punishment. That was
the punishment.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
It was forty eight hours of Julane, I mean eight days,
two days of Julane, two days of Gulaiane.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
He uttered words.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I hadn't heard in decades, He uttered, Yeah, it was
like there were there were moments there where you know
in Lord of the Rings that they start speaking whatever
the language they speaking mortal and they're like, I haven't
heard you don't speak that. No, yeah, there's a bit
of that.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Well, the problem with him is that he can he
can survive a commentary because he comes off and on
the problem in an hour and a half.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
There's only one problem, is there? That problem?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Well, the problem is okay, Well, when you're doing a
four hour broadcast and it's just you and someone else,
there's a very high chance that you're going to say
something that you shouldn't.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
That it's going to go downstairs, which which did happen. Yeah,
thankfully we've been Jerry's theories on Thursday. I just think
for all of our safety, we're all like, you know
what the trajectory this might be the circuit break of
Jerry's theories needs so that we can come back and
go how many powerpoles do you think there are in
the South Island. So at the moment it's been Spinteria
(03:14):
families apart, very down, very well.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
The thing with g Lane is he'll walk a line.
But it's not the line that you you know, it's
not the line. He's not walking the line.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
That's not where the line is.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
He's staggering from one side of the line to the other,
and sometimes he's spending quite long periods over that line. Yeah. Yeah,
it's not like his exit we put a toe over
the line. No, no, no, he's actually he's planked an
entire foot and then sometimes sit up a tint over
that side of the line.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Well, yeah, he's gone over the top. That's what he's done.
He's blowing the west on and gone over the top.
There was one man raid. He's now an enemy territory.
Bunker down with throats. Yeah, but I would also say,
you know, if you heard this the other day, if
you're sitting on the fence, you're getting shot at by
both sides, and so if you can just hop down
(04:05):
on one side.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Well, there's different types of on the fence, isn't there.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Not that I mean Julian's walking the line rather than
being on the fence. I suppose he has never been
on a fence. Get splinters in your eyes?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, how was your week off? It was off? So, yeah,
I was filming Taskmaster and series seven and it was good.
It was, it was It's a very eventful week. There's
a lot that goes on quite a different sort of
vibe personally, well from what your usual week is. I
(04:39):
wake up at like seven fifteen, I know, could you imagine?
Can you imagine seven fifteen? And here's here's the days gone.
I know, here's the routine. Wake up at seven fifteen,
just in time to see my children as they head
off to school.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
That must be weird for them.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Were so were? They are? Like it's like the different humans?
So who are these things? And then better or worse? Good?
Better because they've got somebody to go and they have
to go there and and they get themselves there nowadays,
which is great as well. So you've sort of got
to sort themselves out. And then at that point I
(05:19):
would have a cup of tea and two pieces of
toast if you have it on the toast man Marmalade,
Marmalade toast with a cup of tea, Ireca Marmalade.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
The wreck of Marmalade.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
But now I do aw the Marlo.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Coming at you, Paul.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
You've got a mamae Marmlade.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
It's just something that will happen to you. You wait
till you get into your mid forties, you'll start. You'll
go marmalade.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Have you got a jar with like a like a
handkerchief and a rubber band over it?
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Is it true that tells he calls you lady marmalade?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
The marmalade with the with the rubber band and the
little doily thing. Oh yeah, it just tastes better. Yeah,
what it is?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Was it made like eight years ago by a family
friend and you can't remember a woman called Eida.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah, yep it was. We're making so much where where
we are backstock on marmela because every time we go
past one of those little things that you see the stalls, Yeah,
we're picking up marmakee honesty box.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
You're running past the honesty box.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yeah. I don't know what I do to marmalade on toast.
It's weird because my grandparents hit it. My dad had it,
and now I'm I'm now I've now come into line. Anyway,
that's boring.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
That's another one of these how do you know, you
get an old situations.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
And then and then I would go for a hot
girl walk. Oh yeah, nice hot girl walk at like
seven forty five.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Great good weather too, it's been last.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Has been Yeah about the people?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Oh that's great, head tong unter, because because I want
to talk about walking etiquette today on the show, because
there's a couple of I've come across a couple of
rank instances of walking etiquette, one that's resulted in a
photo of me with someone else's child probably circulating the
internet whoops, And I'd like to discuss it on the
show today. But yeah, how good is I honestly think
(07:03):
and I know it's just going to sound cool if
you don't go for all, But I think the human
brain's designed to solve problems at four ks an hour.
It's three ks an hour because you come back from
there and you've figured out seven different issues that you
had a couple of the issues that you had, you've
calmed down on, you know, some of them are a
bit more fired up it did I tell you guys
(07:24):
on the radio the other day? I think I did
with me and the missus went for a walk and
we we probably walked about four k's. We had an
argument in the entire way and so it was on
the little walkway. But that will be so it's quite narrow,
racist dog walkway, yes, and so well, I don't want
to be tired with that brush. But that did happen
there anyway. So we're walking along and we're mother things.
(07:45):
When are you going to tell me that week you
always do the bloody Hi?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Hey you go interrupted for pleasantry?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Hey, how you go.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
We're not a couple that are out on arguing on
the walk. We're not back. No, that's not Yeah, you
keep up appearances.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
It was that for four ks.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
It was good. But that's unusual. That's unusual. I mean,
maybe that's maybe you shouldn't go for a walk with
someone else. Maybe it's meant to be by yourself. Maybe
that's the hot girl walk. Yeah, yeah, so the hot
girl walk. And then that would go for They would
just do a loop around the block and that was
like thirty minutes, not long. But I reckon that is
(08:29):
a good way to start the day. I got to say,
going for a little going for a brief walk is
a good way to start the day. Then I'd arrive
home and then I'd start watching tapes. When I say,
tapes of comedians doing tasks.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
From your season, from my season, you know, doing research
you're not studying film like a me, like an NBA player,
research like a rugby league player.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I'm past researching things. And then and then I did
that for like three hours, and then write notes and
then head into to do the records, and then sit
down and watch all the tapes over again with the
producers and Josh Thompson it's what so is he not
a laugh? And then at about three thirty start recording
(09:14):
the first show, and then at finished that at about
six forty five, seven o'clock, and then start the next
one about seven thirty. Damn. Finished that one about ten thirty.
Get home around about quarter past Limb, Jerry and.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
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Speaker 2 (09:37):
Oftentimes get caught in some weird traffic situation that's carrying
out west. Yeah, yeah, brother, what are they doing out there?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Fucking nothing? Well, they're doing, man, fucking nothing.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
One night, it took me forty five minutes to get home,
which is not bad considering it was By the time
I got home it was like quarter to twelve or
something in there. Brother, I ended up on a Rosebank
road drain. Yeah, yeah, you guys, okay, you guys know
about that regular occurrence. Mans man. What are they doing
to stand up?
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Particularly?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
What are they fixing something wrong with it? Stand up, missies,
stand up and be counted. It's time to be counted.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
If there's anything we know about West Stalklanders. And we've
discussed this on the show before, that was a figurative thing, ruder,
but thanks for standing up there. If there's anything we
know about Westorklanders, they are willing to be oppressed because
they have had they have had the Trust Mafia running
things out there. For my god, trust the trust Mafia
(10:36):
is if you don't. They've got one in Southland and
they've got one in West Aalkland and they get to
decide where bars are allowed to be. And they do
it underneath the guise of we're helping alcohols harming our community.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
We're helping the community.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Yeah, we're so. We're taking past out of supermarkets. If
you're in Westalkland, you can't buy alcohol a supermarket, but
you will notice every single supermarket has a bottle store
attached to it.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
So of they and then it's stupid. And guess who
owns the bottle stores? Yeah, the trust, No, the super market?
Ah right, yeah, it's like a king or if it's yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's owned by it's owned by the it's either owned
by a countdown or it's owned by by what's the name.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Yeah, so it's it's all for gazzi. It's all for gazzy.
And that just means that there's no bars out there,
which is like, it's so stupid. It is stupid.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
It's so stupid. And I know people who will be
listening to this, who like live in Southland, who think
that that trust is great because it brought a stadium
or something. But what they don't realize is that you
are stifling by doing that, you're basically stifling all hospitality, creativity.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
And not even just yeah, because they get to decide
what gets put in where, so all you'll see is
one soulless bar gets put into your neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
If that and also operated like okay, so there are
two places in New Zealand, Southland and West Auckland. Are
you seriously telling me other people of South lond and
we Storkland who run this trust? Actually, so that the
rest of us are heathens. Yeah, that's what you're basically saying,
saying the rest of you you're idiots.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Look at the rest of them.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Look at you guys, Look at.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
The country falls is burning to the ground.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Look at you fools with all of your Hey, guess
what you don't need to have a And they go, well,
there'll be a bloody bottle store in every bloody that's
what they say. No, there's not going to be. You
just don't allow that.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
I'm not going to say their name, but they were
in here the other day and they entangled in the
in the West England Trust mafia and running for council, right,
And that's exactly the line that they said, there'll be
a bottle store in every corner. I said, mean, I
hate having a walk fucking ages to go and get
a If I could just go down and get one
loose bottle of beer and then go home and watch
the footage sweep.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Do you imagine I imagine the community.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
And then they go, oh, but some other guy's going
to go and ruin his life on the past side. Okay,
but that's sends to me because of that.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Imagine if you could buy alcohol in a supermarket. Imagine
how as opposed to buying it beside the supermarket. Imagine
how crazy my life would be, your community would get.
It'd just be nuts. Man.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Two people have been killed on my streets since I've
moved in there. But the bottle store as the problem
is where we're drawing a Yeah. Oh, they've been myth
on every corner.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Cline myth least.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Yeah. So gee, so eleven o'clock at night, every every night.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Yeah, but I mean up it's up at quarter past seven.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Yeah, I mean that's it's been in the.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
It's quite a different rhythm.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
I gotta say, talk about the content one. Yeah, just Thompson,
Josh Thompson was there? Is he producing that?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Yeah, he is one of the producers. Yep. Hen he's
a good man man. He's a funny guy.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
He's a funny guy.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, I gotta say he's a he's a super funny man.
I can't tell you the car stay yet because he
hasn't been announced, but let's just say it's made up
of men and women. Oh, I can tell you that
the division of six I reckon. I think that's okay.
And then we'll do race. Yep, we'll do race after that,
(13:59):
six as two women and three men. Oh, five contestants,
five whole contestants, five whole whole ones.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Any repeats, don't repeat, repeat, no repeat, no repeat, worked out.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
No repeats. I'm not allowed to repeat. And I remember
after the second season someone said to me involved in
the show, well that's the end of that, And I
said really, And I said, yeah, that's that. I mean
two seasons. Good luck trying to find another ten people. Yeah,
that's a good point. And I thought to himself, hold on,
(14:35):
there must be people out there.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
You said, hold on the celebrity Treasure Island. Still, I
think we're going to be sweet.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeah, man, exactly, And sure enough season seven and I'm
and look there was there was more more than enough people.
And I think you, you particularly will enjoy at least
four of the five people. Is that right? And I'm
not I'm not saying that the fifth person that is
(15:01):
not an enjoyable person, right, but.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Particularly particularly particularly enjoy Okay, yeah, really I can't. Pepper
Wetzel's not on, No, but she'd be probably quite good,
should be tremendous.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
I'm sure she's a good problem solve everything she does.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
I haven't seen it fail.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I'm sure she'd be an incredibly good problem solve what's
interesting in that show is you get to sit there
and watch people. We've got much time. You get to
sit there and watch people, and you watch the different
brains work, and man, there are a myriad of different
types of brains. Some people are really good problem solvers,
and they immediately attack things from a logical practical yeah,
(15:43):
and then they can look across something and work out
you know what it's called. There's some way that I
can't think of right now. Lateral lateral thinking. And some
people are not at all lateral thinkers. But some people
are deep creative thinkers and they can jump from one
place to another, which makes it really funny.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
My favorite is when the answer is not necessarily obvious,
but if you figure it out, you solve that puzzle
in about ten seconds. And then watching someone who's just
completely missed the like just just took the wrong exit
off the motorway too early, yep, and they just fucked
and they're out in west Aukland trying to buy a
person getting turn off the road works.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Yeah, it's off in a hack. Yeah, you know, you
gotta think of this seems like a really punishing, long task.
There must be some kind of easy way through this.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Whenever they're in that room with the that looks like
where Dexter kills those people on their TV show, The
White sort of yeah, that's where I'm like, there's a
catch here, there's a hack.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
There's a hack.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
You've outthought yourself.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Yeah. I think the problem is reading a task. Like
it's really easy to listen to someone read out the
task to you, but reading, the basic reading comprehension is
a really important part of it.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Some people can read, they can read, but they can't comprehend.
There's some professional athletes on that show this year.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Well see me, oh, semi professional, semi professional. There's a
semi profession one person semi professional. I described them as
semi professional.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
When you see Dixter's killing people in Row, I started
imagining Tixt to the dog and Mark Leishman is just like,
fuck him up, man.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Dick still would have been a bloody good contestant on
and that just one dog tax wonder dogs just.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
A dog and you read it a clue.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
But Overseas and tars Master definitely and then here too,
they definitely cast then much wider to. You know, it
used to be comedians back at the beginning of when
it first started in England, it was just comedians run exactly,
so they got on there. Now well, no, not podcasts
so much basically actors, you know, people, radio hosts, not
(17:54):
fuck radio. You'd be very good scrap.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
I think I'd be too be too focused on actually
solving the thing. You know, sometimes people are in there
having a you know, they're trying to get the gags
off on that.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
You could just be like, did just did seriously just
solve that problem? Well, it's not interested in talking. I'm
not interest making a gut joke. I'm just here to
solve the problem.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
What about g Lane? Would he be all right on tasks?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
G Lane? He couldn't. He would give up.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Yeah, but he'd get he'd get.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Into a task and then go, you know, I can't
be blind with us. I've got no time for this crap.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
And then he'd say something fucking horrific, he says something racist,
and then you just summed up the last two days
of the shirt. It's good to have you back.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Nice to be back.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
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