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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hierarchy Breakfast. Get set for winter with Bunning's.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Trade, Jeremie Wells and the nice Stewart The Hurdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Welcome along to the Hurdarchy Breakfast. It's Wednesday, it's the
thirteenth of May, and it's the year twenty twenty six. Yes,
you didn't know.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
We're doing this now are we?

Speaker 1 (00:15):
We've done this now all right, might as well do it.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Now we are doing it, Let's start the show, big show.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Hut.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Sure, I presume I'm still sort of reeling over the locafes.
I know we'll get into it next, and I know
we already talked about it on the podcast available. We're
all good podcasts sold, but they've got to do something
about this.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
You can't have you can't have this kind of stuff
hanging over clubs. Well, other clubs you can, but not ours.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
There's a big show coming up. As you said, we've
got a bit of leg which we're going to talk
about next. Later on, we're going to talk about dumb
car mods actually just car mods in general.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Are any of them not dumb?

Speaker 1 (00:53):
I seen some pretty cool ones over the years. I'm
a huge fan of the pop off felve.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yeah, what I wonder if this is a line of
regional demarcation. But the mining here that's going on a
blow off?

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yes, I may have just invented pop off elst Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Right there, So are you popping off or are you
blowing off? Neither?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
She's not doing either.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
She's fifty fifty?

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Is she?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Okay? So it does exist. The pop off felve doesn't exist?

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Okay, pop off Queen velve Sleigh. All right, let's do
it next. Let's rip into what's going on with Luke Micaff.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Welcome along. It's the Hidey Breekfast pop.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
Off Jerry and Mini, the Hodicky Breakfast's off.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
It's off, but I'm going to wait for.

Speaker 6 (01:59):
I don't not get there. I was working on Bush
coming down, so distracting, which was taking so long. Shum down, just.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Really bring it down. Here's what's going on. It's the
biggest thing I've already talked about with Randoms in the Lift.
And by Randoms I mean Ben from John O, Ben
and Meghan. I consider him random. Luk Mitcuff been grounded
permission to speak to other clubs from next year onwards.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
So it wasn't allowed to talk to them before.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
That no contractedly, No, you're not allowed to speaking, not
on speaking to Matt's no you. Yeah, although I don't
think i've ever seen it inforced. They've got like anti
tampering rules where people can't just come over and poetry players.
But I'm sure it's gone on.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Okay, So if you don't know anything about rugby league,
Luke metcalf played half pack for the Warriors. He's been
injured a couple of times, broke his leg, then tours ACL,
but is.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
A very good player as a capitable player and was.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Actually like leading the NRL dally m which is the
the why am I going into that it doesn't matter
player of the year. Yeah, it does doesn't matter. He
was very good and he was playing really well then
he got injured, and then since then another guy has
taken his place. He's actually been really good as well
and has created a really good combination and the coach
doesn't want to destroy that combination because it's been working

(03:13):
for them. Yeah, perhaps despite the fact that Luke mccaff
the other player was probably more.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Expensive, definitely more expensive. Yeah, it's been brewing for a
little bit now as he's come back from this ACL injury.
He came back and he played two games. Now, unfortunately
for him, those were the two games that we've lost
this year. So the tractors would sit there and say, well,
it's his fault, you know, that's why we lost those games.
I don't know if that's necessarily true.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
It's not his fault, but rather the league is a
game of combination. That's a fickle mistress. And if you've
got a good combination going, then you've got a good
combination going. And it's sometimes the sum of your team
is greater than the individual some of its parts. It
it's beautiful, man, thank you very much. It doesn't quite
make sense, but it nearly did.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
It made sense, but it sounded it. It sounded good.
I think what's happened here is his manager has said
to the team, if he's not playing halfback, what are
we doing here? That there was the agreement we had,
and then I reckon, if I'm reading between the lines,
we we would have gone, well, look, we just want
to put the best halfback out on the field that
we can so that we can win each game. Right now,

(04:18):
that's Tanna Wood and that's Shanelle Harris. To beat it,
that sucks.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Well, this is where rugby league's an interesting game. Yeah,
because everybody who's playing rugby league is really playing for
their own career and playing for their own families, playing
for their own futures and their monetary future. And ultimately
it's a professional sport. Do you really care at the
end of the day, Well, you really care about making
sure that you're going okay and that you're financially doing well.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah, and halfback is the highest paid position outside of
some fallbacks, So I reckon. I wouldn't be surprised if
this is more of a push from his management because
they get paid to cutter his checks, so the bigger
his check is, the more they get paid. Wouldn't be
surprised if they went to the team and said, our
client will be playing half back. Thanks, and if it's
not for you, then for someone else. Now, this is

(05:02):
where the NRAL needs to figure something out because at
the moment, how many times we saw it with Adan
vanoa Blake, all these different players are Mitch Barnette leaving
at the end of this season as well.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
On compassionate grounds and for various different reasons.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Players do need to leave the club, you know, be
closer to family, blah blah blah. What we need to
set up in the NRAL one is a transfer window
so this doesn't happen in the middle of your season.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
So I don't understand necessarily how that works. What is
a trend? What is that?

Speaker 3 (05:28):
So? So basically you can only switch clubs during the
off season, should be the way, and which is what happens.
But you should only be able to negotiate with clubs
during the off season. So we don't have any of
these oh, he's going to leave at the end of
the season. You just don't. You're not allowed to talk
to other teams about that until the end of that season.
And then we have like a three month window where
all the players can move if they choose, but we

(05:48):
start playing, yeah, when they're not playing, so that we
don't have this hanging over clubs for an entire year.
Remember when we had it with Adam vanoa blake yep,
Because as soon as you start having a downturn, everyone goes, oh,
he doesn't care to hear Nick's here, and well, why
haven't they done it? I don't know, That's what I
can't figure that out.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Peter LANDI is the guy who's in charge of it
or is a smart operator.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Yeah, so there's obviously a reason. Then the other thing
is we should have trades. So there is a salary
cap in the NRL, so you should be able to
trade for other players who are as long as it's
under the salary cap, you should be able to trade. Hey,
we've got Luke Metcalfe. Yep, we'll take back you know Whoever,
what happens if the guy doesn't want to come to
New Zealand does he want to get paid?

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Oh? Really? So he does. It's like it's like basketball,
you have.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
To go Yeah, same with like a draft system, and
people always say, oh what if he doesn't want to
move there. A lot of people have to move for work.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
The whole compassionate grounds thing. That's why people move on
compassionate grounds.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Yeah yeah, well because there are no trades, I think
that's why. So if there were trades, then you would
say I want to move home with my family, and
we go, great, we'll take Riss Welsh back and trade
you for him. A lot of people have to move
for work, you know, I know, but I don't want
to live in Auckland.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
People are not going to like it necessarily, that's what
the money's for. We've got a Yeah, but you've got
to up your whole family and it might be they
might be at school.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Yeah, I'm not going to lose any sleep over someone
getting paid a million dollars to play Child's game. I
don't know, respectfully, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
I think I know what. Look Metcalfe's thinking, I wouldn't
mind going back to living Australia not playing Ruga League.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Here sit him with the dragons. So do we get
anywhere there?

Speaker 7 (07:33):
Not?

Speaker 4 (07:33):
Really?

Speaker 7 (07:34):
Did Jerry Edman the hold I keep Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
So Pablo Escobars are causing more problems in Colombia. We've
talked about this in the past. The very very well
known drug lord in Colombian drug lord who was killed
by CEO a agents years ago. He was bringing in
most of the cocaine into the United States back in
the day. He became incredibly wealthy that he what funded schools,

(07:59):
had a had football teams. Basically Media Yen, which was
the place that he lived in. He paid for the
whole thing, bought hippos. Yeah, he bought some hippos on
because he wanted. He's a bit of a weirdo. Love
loved weird animals.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
If you had access to unlimited money, what would your
animal of choice be.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
I'm a big fan of the orangue team.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
The Orange Man of the Forest.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Yeah, I love I love those things. And you would
just have him around your house like bubbles of the gym.
That's sexist. I'd like for a she. I'd like a female.
I'd like a female orangue.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
I'm just gonna stop you. That not something I would
have thought about the gender difference of the orange tent.
And forgive me for assuming it was a male, but
why a female?

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Males of assholes? Okay, the females are hot.

Speaker 6 (08:48):
Okay, See this is where I thought this was going.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
And how you how are you getting that one past
the message? Hey, like, I know, we've got what.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
A third person into our relationship center? A rangutan?

Speaker 6 (09:01):
What would you call it?

Speaker 3 (09:02):
She's from Borneo?

Speaker 1 (09:03):
She's from Borneo?

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:05):
What are some names from Borneo? I'm not I'm not
familiar with a local. What what language do they speaking by?
Some form of Indonesian diet Father's day, It'll be one
of those.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Well.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
The other thing is google popular names in Borneo plas
I guess.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
The other point though, is that you know their rangutan
won't speak whatever language they speak in Borneo no.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Sign language, Yeah right, you can teach in a Rangutan sign.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
So that's good because you don't want too much. There's
enough noise in our household at the moment. We've got
a sixteen year old, we've got a fourteen year old.
I've got my partner. Yeah, and she doesn't shut up
your saying the whole time. It's just well, not wah
wah wah wah wah wah wah. And she's not talking
about the league team, just wah wah wa all day long.
And so I don't need more. I want sign, I
want some, I want some silence if any. And then

(09:54):
and also it's New Zealand's official language.

Speaker 6 (09:56):
So apparently, speaking of official languages, Borneo Malaysian, the here
you could go with some of the most symbolic ones
are you meaning beautiful, charming, grace meaning blue, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
If they roll there are their orange?

Speaker 6 (10:12):
Well it represents tranquility in peace though, okay. And also
kahaya oh I like that, which means light cahia higher higher,
why higher.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Get out of it, get ahead of it. Out of
the bins. Get out of the bloody bins. You're always
in the bins. I don't know how Yoko our boxer.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Will get on with torn limb from Lima. To have
to assume.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Ky was it a kaya or higher? Like car higher?
But like my night, doesn't it?

Speaker 3 (10:49):
You know what's happening with them?

Speaker 1 (10:53):
They're killing them. Get one of those. They tried to
constrain them. It didn't work. It's too different.

Speaker 7 (11:02):
Jerry in the night the hokey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Oh look, you can adopt an orangutan.

Speaker 6 (11:07):
That's a bad idea.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Man. We're just talking before about getting an around town
off the back of Pablo Escobar's hippos that he's got
this two hundred of them.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Now, yeah, we're talking about what would you What animal
would you get if you if you could get any
animal if you if money was no object, Because for me,
I was thinking release a blue whale into Lake Wakatapoo.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Beautiful, but you there is a much plank din and
Lake Wakatipo. Yeah, what would that blue whale eat?

Speaker 3 (11:31):
You would have to ship in a fair amount of krill,
wouldn't we?

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yeah, And they do prefer salt water.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
But again money, Well, I don't know, do they because
like fresh water? Yeah, they are mammal, I suppose, Yeah,
they could chuck them in anything.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah, good point. Actually, as long as you've got some
pink din in there.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Yeah, well, this is the issue. The plank don is
going to be the issue anyway. There isn't pails in
comparison to the issues that you've raised where you immediately
went to orangutan and then I misgendered it, said we
would you keep them? And you said no, her?

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah, definitely her.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
You've now settled on a name for the rangutan that
you're going to bring into the to the.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
House, yep. And I've had a lot I've locked up.
How much is an orangutan to buy? Buying an orangutan
is illegal? Apparently they're critically endangered, so that's not ideal.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Well, but i've seen you by things that aren't necessarily
illegal before.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
I don't know what you're talking about. Instead of a
live animal, though most people choose to buy a symbolic
adoption of one, so I can symbolically adopt I'm not
really it's not really what you're in the market now,
because that's like twenty five dollars a month. You can
symbolically adopt it an rangut.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
And then what you have a postcard in your fridge? No,
you want this thing at the house?

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yeah? Why buying one is illegal? Cruelty poaches off and
kill them. Yes, well I'm not doing that. I'm looking
after this range tang kahya physical sting to look after you.
She maybe she might get her to do some odd
jobs in the house of possible physical strength. While they
look cute, adults are incredibly strong and aggressive. But that's

(13:06):
where you get a female live span. They live thirty
five to forty five years in the wild and fifty
plus in captivity. Really, well, black market costs. Here we go.
This is what I'm after. Twenty four thousand pounds that's reasonable.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Fifty k thirsty grade.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
That's not that bad. That's not bad for an orangutane.
But cheap than a blue whale, Cheaper than a car,
brand new car. And I mean, you don't have to
feed a ca you do you have to feed a
car petrol. Anyway, we'll look into it. Maybe we won't
look into it. We can have one for the shows.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
I don't want to be in here. With an a
rang Tan. Why not, I've already got to sit in
here with mcgilla, Gorilla.

Speaker 7 (13:43):
Jerry Andman The Hodiarchy, Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Time, Latest Sport Headlines teks to explot out to the
beer for here a return to the Warriors starting lineup
for co captain match. Barnett has seen form prop Jackson
Ford go to the bench for Sunday's NL Magic Ground
with the Broncos. What would rank second on the dalm
Awards Ladder having played meaningful minutes this season? Apparently every minute? Yeah,

(14:07):
every minute.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
I don't know. It'd be incredible if he had. There
was one season a couple of years ago where Adam
Pompey played every single minute of every single game. Wow,
it was incredible.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Play Maker Loop Metcalfe's absent after the club's decision to
allow him to seek a release.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
I will say that was the first thing I checked
last night where the teamless came out. I was like, Oh,
they put him on the bench. No, No, they haven't.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
He's he's aways going and talking to people, isn't he
He's going to go and talk to people. So he's
over in Australia talking to people.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Got some coffees to have. Well, they're all in the
one town, so this will bit the weekend to do it.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Devin Conway is content with the decision to delay the
launch of the privateized Tea twenty franchise.

Speaker 6 (14:46):
League a year.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
He's back in the Black Caps Test squad, bound for
Ireland in England this month.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
I forgot that we're going to England to play this test.
Having returned from Pakistan's T twenty competition, Conway is keen
to play in a local version.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
Yeah, whichever pays the most. I guess that I'll be
happy with, I think. But the thing is, like, when't
they put the Subsmash Big Bash h Wat John's Owen
Georgia Pie. God, we're going to stop the way we
name these things. They put it on TV and people
were watching it, and then people started going to the games.
But I feel like it's sort of fallen by the
wayside again, you know what I mean. I don't know

(15:19):
too many people that are watching every subsmash game.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Yeah, well, we play them at night in November and
New Zealand and who would want to go along in November?
It's freezing cold and it's the middle of the week
people have got big screen TVs.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yeah, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
It's hard. It's tough, tough going on.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Were they ever going to get that T twenty competition
off the ground in time?

Speaker 1 (15:40):
I don't know, because they need to have buyers, They
need to have franchise owners. Yeah, who owns the franchises?
Just go out and just give them away? Probably. And
a four year Rugby World Investigation and World Rugby Investigation
has revealed six Georgia players, including the former captain, participated
in a urine swapping scheme. Hey, to dodge anti doping tests. Hey,

(16:04):
the former captain got the stuff as punishment of eleven years.
I see what you've done there. After being found guilty
of supplying clean urine teammates to mask the use of
the recreational drugs rather than performance enhuanting ones, the international
governing bodies stopped short of banning Georgia from next year's
World Cup. Who would have cared if they did? Anyway?

Speaker 7 (16:23):
No?

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Yeah, that's one hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Okay, oh okay? So what so what happens to these
dudes were taking drugs and then they'd get tested and
they'd go in the weekends or something and they get
tested and then swap of a swap of urine.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
Look, we are guilty of, you know, breaking news before
it ever happens on the show. It happens quite often
where we talk about something and then a couple of
weeks later you hear about it in the headlines. Now,
fake dec Friday was something that we did a few
weeks ago. But go back and listen to that podcast,
and that was actually an expos on exactly how this
kind of thing is done. So go back and have

(17:00):
a listen to that if you want to know what's
going on there.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
I want to know how they found out that's not
your urine. Please tell me that's not your urine.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
Also why they are investigating Georgia, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
And also why are people not allowed to take recreational
drugs if you're I mean, if it doesn't change your
performance in any way, why does anyone care? Is it
a moral thing? Role models or something? What is it?
I don't know, it's I.

Speaker 6 (17:25):
Gotta know, Jerry.

Speaker 7 (17:28):
And then the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
I saw the video yesterday of a dude from fang
at a who tackled a guy who was running away
from police. It's a fantastic video. You've got to check
it out and just put it up somewhere on our socials.
Do we have social it's been we don't.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
I don't have socials. Okay, Well, if you come around
to the studio, Jerry show on his phone. Sweet, it's
a doozy for tackle, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
It's a beauty. So the CCTV footer has just taken
from what looks like inside of a bakery and you
see this guy. I run past them in the outside
window and the tackle is just absolutely perfect. He waits
for the guy to arrive. Yep, he's on the footpath,
the tackler and the tacklee. Yes, and he's on the
and he waits for him to arrive, and then he

(18:14):
just picks him up nicely and then just puts him
down on the tarmer. And he didn't the tackler, the
guy who did the tackle, he didn't. He then released, Yes,
it was impressible, impressive technique and then got back ten.
Yeah he did, he got back ten.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Look, I've got a couple of issues with the tackle technique.
Did he take the player above the horizontal because as
you watch that guy come flying through, he gets lifted
up off the ground dumped into one of those public
rubbish bins on some side of thing. I just wonder
if that was a little bit borderline. It's the kind
of thing you'd think that the reff would have a
word to him about.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
You probably go back and have a look at it.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Also, you definitely go upstairs and have a look at that.
I think pre emptive yellow card and then we'll get it.
It'll be under reviewed by the Match Review Committee as
to whether that's going to be upgraded to a read
or not. My other concern is just not wrapping up
the ball, you know what I mean. That was a
great tackle. I think we can all agree it's going
to make the top five players of the week. If

(19:13):
that burglar had another accomplice with him, he would have
been able to offload, yep, the parcel onto the other
burglar that was with us an accomplice. And so in
that instance, while the chop tackle that he used was great,
I wouldn't mind seeing a ball and all wrap that
sucker up.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Well, this is the thing you were talking a different
code like if you're talking about if he took him
in a rugby way, then that was absolute textbook Tackling
technique league. Not so much as you said you want
to go a little high.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
Well, I think in both cards it's important to wrap
the ball up. But I will say, but if.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
You had another guy, if you were playing rugby, for example,
with that burglar, then you would have had another guy
beside you that could have come immediately and allowed him
to place the ball, and then you could have jacked,
and I think he would have been isolated.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
He would that was the ball carrier. I mean, that
would have been a turnover. Yea. So in that instance,
if I if I'm the ball carrier, I'm looking for
an offload, that's me. I will say, though, I will say,
what are you gonna say? Ted's Ted's been brought on
his new selector, you know what I mean. And he
knows talent when he sees it. I wonder if this
video has come across as desk or not.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Well. Senior Sergeant Rene Rakaty, no relation to Robbie Rakitty,
also praised man, don't know that he might be Sergeant
Rene Rackety.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
Yeah, Robbie Rackett. Not a lot of rackets is getting around.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
It could be him, could be him. He said he
was impressed by the guy. He said, I wouldn't be
surprised if he gets a call up from the All
Blacks after watching that tackle. It was textbook.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
Now, I don't know what this legtion policy is. You
would think, I don't know. If I'm packing the All Blacks,
I'd want to know a bit more about the guy's background,
club level, fitness levels, that kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Look at the time, it was he made the tackle
at seven forty am on Monday.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
Let's.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Cold, no stretching, probably a belly full of weeks. The
cloth ran straight at him. It was like it was
just like in the spirit of the moment, he's like, bomb.
He doesn't want to be identified as tackler. No, because
he's been doing that.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
He's been terrorizing the neighborhood doing that.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
This guy just happened to be being chased by the cops,
and the police also said, do not tackle people like that. Yeah, no, no,
if they run, If people run at you, let them
let them go. You can't you can tackle them.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
All I want to know about this guy, I think
I've seen enough. I think he makes the cut for
my team if I'm ted. All I want to know
is can he play seven and thirteen.

Speaker 7 (21:34):
Jerry and Mania the Hiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Jerry and Mania joined the Complicate the Hidaki Breakfast discussion
group on Facebook for more.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
I'd like to bring something to the table, gentleman and
lady in studio B. So I've noticed something and maybe
an observation. I might be right, might be wrong. Are
there less blow off valves around nowadays? You know the
blowof veelve? This thing?

Speaker 7 (22:05):
Do I what?

Speaker 3 (22:06):
Jarry? Yeah, that loomed large over my I guess from
the moment we started buying cars, you know, around fifteen sixteen,
all the way through to about twenty one.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
So we're talking two thousand and four, two thousand and five.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
Yeah, sort of around there whenever that Lincoln Park song
came out from from there, because that's what we were playing.
And the Yeah, the King Kong always had the one.
He'd have King Kong and the trunket of the sub
offer and then you would have the blower valve. Now,
every dude who had a blower valve in his car
thought it was really impressing every female that he drove past. Yeah,

(22:39):
that changed gears for no point and just do laps
up and down the main street of omoru letting off
that blower valve?

Speaker 1 (22:46):
What did the blowervalve do? Does anyone know what it is?

Speaker 3 (22:49):
It blows off someone? Someone can tax the three on
three four eight three. I'm not sure it's something to
do with a turbine releasing gear so that it can
I don't know. I do know it was. It was
very fastable back in the day to check a duck
caller on your blaff velve.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
So how would as you as you reave up and
then you release the gases. That's good, that would be
great comedy.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Classic prank. Yeah yeah, but yeah? Has is there a
decline in blaffelves these days?

Speaker 1 (23:23):
People just not see any point in it? Or is
it a track the wrong type of tension. I feel
like car modifications are on the decline.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
As a genre because back in the day, you know,
the bloody fast and furious as we're going on need
for speed underground to the PlayStation game.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
When I was a teenage, late teenager, everybody was.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
Just kung fuy fighting.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Every everybody was whacking a two and a half inch
big boards or straight through and just lowering anything on eagers.
So you just lower that cut those springs, lower that
lower that sucker on eagers. They were lowering debts one
twenty wise bad Mazda three two three station wagons. Yes,

(24:05):
and then you drop a fourteen gave jayport into that thing,
you know, and and then wak a two and a
half inch big ball straight through. Yeah. Or if you
couldn't afford the big boar, someone who's listening, you know,
that's definitely not a rotary engine, and it's not a
rotor engine.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
If you couldn't afford a big boar, you could also
just take a power drill to the muffler and just
bang a hole in that sucker and that would to
the trained ear you would notice the difference, but to
the untrained air it was just sounds sick.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Good. Well, you could also notice that it didn't go
anywhere quickly, so it would make a lot of noise,
but just go absolutely nowhere. You saw a lot of
those debts in one twenty wives that were like that.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Yeah. Well then you say, oh, it's a sleeper. I know,
I just I drive it slowly. But also considently, now
that you're saying that about the chopped springs, I haven't
seen someone going diagonally across the speedbump for a while.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
E has that gone by the wayside too. I was
driving the other day down key Street, on Keysy Street
down on a Friday night, and there were and down
with the at the KFC there there were a whole
lot of cars getting ready to do less the AGM,
and I was like, oh, yeah, okay, so that still
does exist because that's been going for the longest time.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Yeah, so we're talking about to have have car modifications
fallen off. Sam's text through he's got a big boar
exhaust on a three speed auto that goes wah.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
I know exactly that three speed. I had a friend
with a with a one point three letter Caldina and
I used to do that my war. When you plant
the funck go absolutely nowhere.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
Apparently the blow offal boasts pressure release and you can
thank the cost of living for that.

Speaker 5 (25:40):
And the kids are on their phone Jerry in the
night they breakfast.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
We're just talking about modifications. Cars are saying. I don't
feel like I've seen as many blooff valves recently, and
maybe less modifications to cars. Trying to work out quite
why that is, or maybe it's just that I am
not hanging in those circles, circles.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
You're not going to the diesels anymore?

Speaker 1 (26:01):
No, not so much, not so much, or maybe the
cops have claimed down on it.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Well, that's a good point, and they started playing Barry menilone.
Christs didn't they to get rid of it?

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Maybe it's the juttabus. Maybe it's the speed humps cycle lanes.
Chris from Bad Penny Classic and Customer Services on the
own morning, Chris, how are you good?

Speaker 8 (26:20):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Mate?

Speaker 4 (26:21):
Is that right?

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Chris? Are the Are there more modifications or less modifications
going on at the moment?

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (26:27):
I think it depends what sort of market you're into.
Like we do classic cars and that sort of stuff.
There's plenty of modifications in that department. But yeah, I'm
not too sure on the other side of things like
the Japanese or the four bay four stuff. I know,
you know, the four by four stuff starting to take off,
but you're a fast from the furious Japanese star stuff. Probably,

(26:48):
I don't know, you don't see that sort of stuff
much anymore.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Yeah, that's what So someone sticks in and said car
mod's done on the decline. It's just the type of
car that's being modified has changed. It's not three two
threes anymore. It's old four boy fours. Is that what
you're seeing?

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (27:00):
I mean we don't do so much of the four
bay four stuff, but it's definitely a big market for
that now. And the like I said, the old three
D three sort of things sort of died off.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Have they? Have they got they've died? Have they actually
those cars? I wonder what that is?

Speaker 8 (27:16):
Who knows? I think it's just a sign of the times,
you know, fast and the furious ahead of day and yeah,
people are moving on.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
Yeah, but it's the classics that I never died. What
I want to know because it did. You're right, I
loaned large over the sort of early two thousands. Someone's
text through, When was the last time you saw a
set of spinners on a car? Have you put spinners
on a car recently?

Speaker 2 (27:35):
No?

Speaker 8 (27:36):
No, it was never was never popular in my books.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
But anyway, So what sort of cars are you doing, Chris?
Are you doing mainly American classics?

Speaker 7 (27:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (27:46):
So we mostly American the imparlors and belliers and all
that sort of stuff. We do a bit of British
stuff and you know the Aussie muscle as well. So
try to cover all bases in the classics scene.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
And Chris, do you put hydraulics on cars? Because I've
always wondered about that. I don't you'll be able to
explain to me why do why do people want a
car to be able to do that?

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Ah?

Speaker 8 (28:08):
I think it's the appeal, I guess in the in
the image.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
You know, we do.

Speaker 8 (28:13):
We have done quite a lot of hydraulic and stalls.
We've got one in the shop at the moment. Also,
I think you know, you see the the rappers in
the States and the image of all that. But I mean,
I mean it is pretty cool. You know, you jump
into something like that, stay hit and sweats.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
That's that is pretty cool. But you can't argue against that.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Chris.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
What are some of the stranger modifications that you've seen
or been asked to do?

Speaker 7 (28:39):
Ah?

Speaker 8 (28:42):
And I mean we get asked to put flame throwers
in the exhaust, you know, customers request, certainly not not
by our own doing.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
How does that?

Speaker 7 (28:52):
So? Hold on?

Speaker 1 (28:52):
How does that work? Great question? That is fascinating. So
can you put flame throwers in a car?

Speaker 7 (28:58):
Well?

Speaker 8 (28:58):
You kind of can you? So you basically put a
you take a spark plug, you put it in the
end of the exhaust, you change the wiring to the
ignition system, and yeah, it ends up just igniting the
fuel that the exhausted and staring flames.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Out of the back.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
So conceivedly, could you do that to a two thousand
and eight Suzuki Swift.

Speaker 8 (29:17):
Ah, you could probably do it.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
I think I know what my next.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Modification you want to want me to book in. You
need a new fan belt first, man, that's the main thing.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
Flamethrow first, then the fan belt.

Speaker 8 (29:32):
Yeah, but no, I wouldn't you know, I probably wouldn't
go too far, nor Suzuki say mate, So, so.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
You're putting hydrits and you're putting flame throwers, any anything else.

Speaker 8 (29:44):
Chris, I've got a lot of earbag stuff that seems
to be more the more popular go to now with suspension.
If we do well, We've got a couple of big
builds on the gate moment, sort of custom early fifties,
sort of American graffiti, custom kind of work.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
So yeah, I imagine if you're into doing that, it
would be an incredibly fulfilling job that you've got, Chris.

Speaker 8 (30:06):
Very fulfilling, Like my wife says, I'm working my passion,
and you know I shouldn't forget that, so I'm very
fortunate at the end of the day.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
A great job, all right, Chris, Well, hey, lovely to
chat to you. That's Chris from a Bad Penny Kaseik
and Custom Services.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
I've just been checking them out on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Jeez, I got some cool cars on that. I'd love
to see you put a flame thrower on the back
of your two thousand and eight Classic.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Yes, I'll chuck that thing on. Bags.

Speaker 6 (30:30):
Can you get a dipstick for his engine?

Speaker 1 (30:32):
First? Flame thrower?

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Bags? And then we'll talk about the dipstick and the
fan belt Jerry and Midnight the hot Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
We're just talking about cal modifications. So only because I've
noticed that there's been less blow off valves. Some people
call them pop off valves. I believe you call them
blow off valve in the South Island.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Yeah, I've never I will be honest. You're the only
person I've ever heard called it a pop off valve.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Oh okay, but I don't know.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Maybe they're popping off in pontab we were blowing off
down South.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
This this here, this is.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
I mean that's idling is one of your bogan sticks.
And am I hearing a waistgate on that thing as well?
What a waistgate on that sucker?

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Also, what's this one?

Speaker 7 (31:13):
Jared? You know that?

Speaker 6 (31:14):
What this one?

Speaker 1 (31:18):
I'm pretty sure that's the same thing. But that's got
a turbo, hasn't it?

Speaker 3 (31:21):
The words sequentials coming to my to my mind. Some
bogan can correct me. On three four eight three, someone
sixer and said, I asked my dad how to lower
my escort. He said, fill the boot with bricks. Looked cool,
then he said, Then I asked how to make it
go faster? He said, take the bricks out.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Ah, I said, a lot of bad escorts when I
was growing up. I know your mother had to watch
a film of one of them, love to Love to Bet.
I like the louvers. That's that's actually car modification that
you don't see often, the black louvers that used to
used to see them on taranas and escorts as well.
I think there are four lanes Ford modification. I think

(31:58):
they were from Australia because the sun would come in
the back and really heat up those suckers.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
When we were because obviously we couldn't afford flash cars
when we're kids. So we would all get a hatchback
like a Maza three two three or a Ford Laser
or something like this, and Tod Corolla and just put
the biggest subwifer in the boot of it. So it's
just the hatchback mafia driving around South Canbury with with
their mirrors rattling from the from the subwaers.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
You have a fifteen inch JBL on the back of
that thing.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
Well, I actually failed a waft once because I had
two unsecured speakers. I installed two six by nines in
the back of my Hinda Stellar. Yeah, what a Hyunda Stellar.
I think it's the first car Hyunda ever made. You
didn't have a Hondo Stellar yet handled dan handled like
a boat, looked like a mafia car.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Those things are so ugly.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Had the turning circle of a train. But it did
have individual lights in the back passenger seats so you
could turn your own light on.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Making terrible cars they made that and the Pony that's
gangster Man. The pony was a terrible car. Toe We
like all that thing, the Stallion.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
But anyway, yeah, that failed a warf for having two
unsecured six by nines in the back. But those things went.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Hard my squarest car ever made.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Yeah, it looks like a bad video game graphics, doesn't that.
I am my current car, the Suzuki Swift. God bless
the owner before me, which I actually think was my
brother in law who put in a sub offit. I've
got one of those subs that fits underneath the passenger.
So you've been in there, Yeah, I've been That thing rattles.
You hear me before you see me in that thing?

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Yeah, I don't understand that. When you can hear the rattle,
it really ruins the sound of music, if you know
what I mean? What are you watching?

Speaker 3 (33:31):
The sound of music? Now?

Speaker 1 (33:32):
The sound of music, but the actual sound of the music.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Pop off Alves is something you hear from someone that
calls burnouts?

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Spin them ups?

Speaker 3 (33:40):
What do you callt swinging O's swinging ose?

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Yes swinging ose?

Speaker 7 (33:45):
Jerry and Mania The Darkey Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Jerry and Mania catch the radio show from six till
ten weekdays, The Darkey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
So big news out of the Warriors yesterday out of Penrose.
They've given half back Luke Metcalf permission to talk to
other clubs. You're allowed to talk to them, but just
don't pass them giving the twenty seven year old the
chance to opt out of a deal he's signed until
twenty twenty eight. It's on the back of reports that
fellow half Tanner with An h Boyd has signed through

(34:14):
to the end of twenty twenty nine. And to talk
us through what's going on, huge Rugby league and Warriors
fan Die Henwood joins us on the Shave morning Die.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Oh, good morning. I'm sitting in a car in a
non descript west Auckland suburb with a heat sea on
and I'm feeling quite happy with myself.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Are you well? This news is interesting about Luke Metcalff.
Does it surprise you? Not really?

Speaker 2 (34:38):
So.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
The thing about getting a release early in the season
to talk to people is because normally you can't talk
to people until November one, the year before your contract end,
so this allows him to chat. It's a bit of
a surprise for Warriors fans. But he did say well
a few weeks back that he wanted to play in
the number seven jump of the halfback jump, which Anna

(35:01):
Boyd has sort of owned and had as his But Metcalff,
if you look back, are you you feel a bit
sorry for him? Because Sean Johnson played on an extra year,
which meant that he didn't get to go into that
number seven jersey. I think it was in twenty twenty four,
so he's been hanging off. It's the Jersey really wants. However,

(35:24):
he is this sort of fifteen game a year player.
He's prone to injury. He came back for two games
and didn't sort of set the world on fire. Plus
we have Luke Hansen and Jack Cleary who were waiting
in the wings as well, so were quite stocked on
the halves front. But I think it's a shock because

(35:45):
he was looked at as our shining light moving forward.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Yeah, Bogs just takes through die. He wants to know
if this would mean that we've got more if we
let Luke Metcalff go and he leaves at the end
of the year, does does that mean that we've got
more money to throw at the likes of Chanelle Harris
de Vita because there's also rumors about him potentially moving on.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
Yeah, so cht was had a meeting with the Cowboys.
He has been open and saying he only wants a
year contract next year. Because whether that's because he wants
to go to PNG, which I can't I think because
New Zealand citizens can't get the tax free money the
PNG offer, so that'll be interesting. I think Cht is

(36:29):
actually the most important piece of this jigsaw puzzle because
the half back sends to always play well when Cht
is there. My worry is, with all this stuff happening now,
it actually puts the spotlight and all this pressure on
Tanner because everyone's going to be watching him going he

(36:51):
better show that he's the best houseback.

Speaker 8 (36:52):
He better do this.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
And we're going into Magic Round where we are favorites
against Brisbane. It's the big round of the year and
that's actually often where we can have a little banana
skin game when we go in his favorites.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
My RD on this guy is that basically Luke Metcalffs
probably management has said we want him playing seven. That's
where he gets the most money. That's what he agreed
to do here, and they probably went to the club
and said, what are the chances to him doing that?
And the club would have said to them when Web
would have said, we're just going to put the best
team out there that we can. At the moment, that's
Tanner Boyd. And let's not forget that he re signed

(37:26):
his initial extension. Well, he's playing New South Wales Cup
for our team, so's he's a club man for Biles
by the sounds of it.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
Yeah, and weby seems to make the right decisions, Like
everyone was on I were losing Adam for Noah Blake.
Then it turns out behind the scenes he've got James
Fisher Harris coming in, Metcalf goes, and that gives us
about nine hundred and fifty k on the cap for
next year. And with Barnett going, we have got Graham Anderson,

(37:54):
who's an outside back in return, so we might want
to bolster our forward stocks and that means we've got
the money to do it. And to be honest, I
mean I know a lot of Warriors fans in the
in the dark Web forums I'm on are really sort
of saying he's being a sick he's not putting the
team first.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
And all this.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
So it's amazing how quickly people can turn. But the
front runners are the bulldogs. We all know Phil Gould
loves a creamy player, and Metcalf is creamy like apple
pie on a Sunday in the woods of phil Girld,
and he might end up there put in the Harves
with another young gun Lachland Galvin, and that could be

(38:39):
a good pairing.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Yeah. I think, no matter what, we're okay because I
think you're right. I think we've got plenty of stocks
in that particular area and they've lined it up and
sorted it out. Thanks so much for your time, Die,
He would always lovely to chat.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
Absolutely, have a great day everyone.

Speaker 7 (38:53):
Jerry and Mania. They breakfast.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
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Speaker 3 (39:12):
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Your high can get to the coy col College boy
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Speaker 1 (39:25):
Wow, that's a good party trick. You can read quickly, Mini.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
We can go faster. I think we can go faster.
Let's let's check this. They're going to warp speak all right.
Let's go to the lines where we've got Nevern from
Auckland Morning Nevin what school will you be representing this morning?

Speaker 4 (39:39):
Good morning guys.

Speaker 8 (39:40):
I'll be representing White TACKERI College.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
Any notable alumni.

Speaker 8 (39:46):
I wouldn't have a clue made.

Speaker 6 (39:48):
I was hardly there.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
I reckon, that's you and half the school, to be honest, Nevin,
fair enough, Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Well, they're about to They're about to have one now
if you can get on the board here, Nevern, you
know how this works. Five questions get three fifty bucks
coming your way.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
I do, I do, okay. First question for Nevn representing
WA Tuckaty High. What band released their debut album? Definitely
maybe in nineteen ninety four. That's too easy, Rudder, Definitely maybe.

Speaker 6 (40:14):
Come on, Never, it's too easy, couldn't it, Darry.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
I would have ever bloody clue that it's Oasis. Never,
it's Oasis. What you did christ Church host the Commonwealth Games? Nevin, Oh, that.

Speaker 8 (40:28):
Would have been some time in the eighties, early nineties,
ninety two.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
No, it was seventy four. Okay, to get these three correct,
these are too difficult, Rudder. What TV drama character did
James Gandafini play between nineteen ninety nine and two thousand
and seven.

Speaker 8 (40:47):
He was in the sopranos and he was.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
Which one was he?

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Oh god, he was Tony. You're correct, that's correct. And
what movie did Robert de Niro say, I have nipples? Greg,
could you milk me? That was Meet the Yeah, basically
Meet the Parents. Yeah, that's pretty much the same things,
two different movies. It's the same thing. For who had

(41:19):
the wedding runs? Nevan got to get this one correct.
For New Zealand in the twenty fifteen Cricket World Cup
semi finally against South Africa.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
It was definitely a cricket player.

Speaker 6 (41:29):
It was what was his name, Martin, Thank goodness, you
can lead a horse to water.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
It was grand Elliott, grand Elliott, Evan grand Elliott.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
That's right, bad news for you, Nen, bad news. College.
Should have stayed at school, should have stayed at school,
smoking weed out the back of the bike sheds and
even I know what you're up to it? Why Tackley College?

Speaker 3 (41:58):
Never conspiracy theory? Did he tank that? So it's one
hundred dollars tomorrow? Maybe maybe those questions, those questions were
too easy read it.

Speaker 6 (42:07):
I think the judging was too easy.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
Jerry just quietly.

Speaker 7 (42:11):
Jerry and the Night the Hodarkey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Talking about personal recession indicators.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Yeah, how do you know that your either household or
country is in recession. What's the first thing that goes?
Because I know in the past that there are certain
things that indicate a recession. One of those apparently strip clubs.
I don't know, this is what I was being told.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Well, hospit probably in general midnight, right, Yeah, that's a
good point. That is a good point because you go
out and certainly the hospital industry of which I am
involved slightly, Yes, there you we're definitely seeing drop away
of people going out. I mean, if you just don't
have the discretionary income, then that's the first thing probably
that goes.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
And that's the first thing that I noticed as well,
because we are re recidivist offenders of oubris. You know,
if it's raining, we're just on his work whatever. He
can't be buggered. Let's just get it. Let's just get
it delivered. That it's going to cost us a little
bit more, right, But what you're paying for is not
getting off the couch, particularly while the foot he's on,

(43:11):
to park up on the couch, Like I don't want
to miss the game, so I'll just get no breath.
So yeah, that was the first thing that we've sort
of cut back on.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
So what are you doing now, you're cooking at home? No,
we'll drive to the drive through now, okay, right, so
how much your saving just oh, well, it's about getting
the steps into.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Yeah, we're not.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Accelerating the brake.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Yeah. Well, and we're going to walk, you know, from
the front door to the street, which is about tim meters.
So we were looking the other day and there was
a pizza. We wanted to get a pizza, and we
looked at one. By the time it adds the bloody
t c's fees and the beg's on there, it's you're
at about forty bucks for one pizza. Not to mention
the data, and they're taking your data. Oh what do

(43:53):
you mean off your phone, using the data exactly to
use the app. Yeah, exactly. So it's costing an in
a league. So we've decided as a as a policy,
we're gone out and we're hunting and foraging and we're
driving through the drive through.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Okay, wow, that's a big change. That must be different. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
All The hardest part, hardest part from me is that
the nearest KFC doesn't never drive through. Oh so, now
with the new rule, if I want KFC, I've either
going to drive across the city no, or I have
to get out of the car and you'll be waiting
in that cafc oh might get stabbed in the parking lot,
but I'm willing.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
To do it, don't. You'll be waiting for a long
time in there.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Yeah, so, what what if have you guys had to
cut back on anything?

Speaker 1 (44:31):
I noticed the other day I was just doing a
little bit of a look through of some bells. I
like to look through bells, you know, I like to
look through bells. You look through my bills, I look
through your bill. I enjoyed that. I like to look
through Tossi's credit card bell every now. I mean, she
loves it.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
She must.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
We just go through line by line, have a look
at some things. Just make sure that there's not any
because sometimes you get those weird subscriptions that pop up.
You're not being ripped off anywhere, like a kinky goth
chap pot. Yeah, there was a discussion around that. We've
moved on from that. I was having a lock and
I looked at the water bill. I'm like, what the
hell is going on? Here two hundred and fifteen dollars

(45:07):
a month.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
A month, a month. And I looked at that. I
looked and then when I.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Thought, something, there's a leak here.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
You know a pool.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
We've got a poll as a pool related, We've got
a poll, No, because I mean, I'm not filling that
sucker up. You've got the rain. There's a lot of rain.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
The bob just has water.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
It doesn't actually you got it empty it most of
the time stopp from my playing. So I'm like, what
the hell's going on here? I locked we we have
a household that is using the amount that an eighteen
person household uses. What eighteen people? I'm like, there's a leak.
This is going somewhere. I've we've got a lake the
four is and you're never home. We've got four people,

(45:45):
eighteen people. Were you thinking enough water for eighteen people?

Speaker 3 (45:48):
Ridiculous? What's going on?

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Good question? I don't know. Well, I turned off there
was a watering system. I thought maybe it's going to
under that turned that off. Now still using enough water
for eighteen people? I reckon it's the bloody washing machine. Yep,
we're doing like two loads of washing a day at
the moment. What we're doing two loads of washing a day,
we'll stop washing your clothes. That'll be your recession indicator. Well,

(46:11):
I would have thought. The other thing is my kids
have got a scam going where they can't be asked
folding their washing or not washing. They can't be folding
their clothes, so let's check it in the wash. Yeah,
it's like a folding service. Flip.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
I've done that and then forget to fold it for
long enough that the clothes start just thinks you're going
to wash them again. Seeve washed them three times per turn.
Aware they're using the.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Washing machine as a folding as a personal folding service.
So I clamped down on mat.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
Yeah, with an iron. First, Boy, did I.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Clamp down on mat? I said no, No, it's onundies
and socks, jocks and socks, jockson sock it's jocks and
sox week. We're going to do jocks and sockx only
rent it.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Any recession indicators in the next fifteen seconds before the
killers fire up.

Speaker 6 (46:49):
Basically figured out that the tissues that we were running
at home in the boxes were slightly too expensive, so
we went down a model only eighty percent is good,
but fifty percent of the price the boxes.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
You've got multiple tissues at your points out seven boxes, mate.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Jerry and Midnight The Hurarchy Breakfast daily bespoke content that
you won't find on the radio show The Hurdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Podcast Mania has decided to forego the Uber eats instead,
he's doing the drive through.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Yeah, it's just well it's also probably you know, it's
better for the environment, better for the community.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Yeah, well, I'm I'm environmentally focused as well with my
trying to cut down on this ridiculous water bill which
is insane. Ruder, you made a comment just as we're
going to the killers there which has shocked me where
you said that multiple boxes of tissues that you have
around your house. You are you saying how many boxes
of the tests use are you running in your house?

Speaker 6 (47:44):
We'll probably run two in the master bedron one on
each side my bed and then we've got the little
side drawers.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
And two boxes of tissues in your bed.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
Serious, I would employ you not to tug on the street,
please you I want we're trying to be better than
and there's done. As Rudys got two boxes.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
And the okay, well let's move past the bedroom I
don't want to know what goes on in your bedroom, reader,
And then so how many other boxes have you got?

Speaker 6 (48:10):
So then there'd be a floating box, which is also
dependent on if there's any sickness going on in the house.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Do you have to book that box on to take
it into your a spreadsheet? Do you have three boxes
in your bedroom? No that I don't think so the
two box will stay in your bedroom.

Speaker 6 (48:26):
Yeah, well there has been though there has been an
empty box and then two boxes in the bedroom. Does
that count?

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Well?

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Who's leaving the bloody empty box to that exactly? And
I sometimes you can't tell what the box of tissues
that it can be. Not many left at the bottom,
and I think that that one's empty.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
Or it might have just dropped back in, but there's
still some there.

Speaker 6 (48:43):
And then we have always one in the lounge or always.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
When you lambass your children and they start crying, Why
have you got a like you firing people in your lounge?
What are you doing?

Speaker 7 (48:55):
Well?

Speaker 6 (48:55):
My wife was a big reader, and every now and
again shall be read in the book and out comes
to thee and so she's got those there on standby.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
We've also got one.

Speaker 6 (49:05):
We've also got one, not necessarily in the kitchen, but
just in the entrance way which is near the kitchen.
There's like a big table in there.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
So we're up to five. Now, well there's five, but
there's also one in my car.

Speaker 6 (49:17):
There's one one in the car as well.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
You are you in the pocket of big tissue because.

Speaker 6 (49:21):
Then they don't put them in the pocket?

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Jury, because do you buy those ones that you put
in your pocket, the plastic ones, soft ones?

Speaker 7 (49:27):
No?

Speaker 6 (49:27):
Actually, missus Ruder has always has those on standby. But
the thing about recession, personal recession for me, is that
we were buying the ones who were four dollars actually,
I think they might be a pure ex or something
like that, and they are ninety five per packet a
three ply. But then I looked up and for I
think I said before, for half the price, for eighty

(49:48):
percent of the quality, you can go for the pans Man.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
Yeah, it just makes sense, doesn't it not an ad
for pans Rochard agrees with you his text through budget
blue tissue boxes instead of the kidsy florals.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Right now, I would just get rid of tissues full stop.
I'd be running some toilet roll and you can just
grab that thing's much cheaper, and you can You've done
need the artifice around it. You don't need the box,
and you just grab yourself some just go to the
bathroom and blow your nose for goodness sake.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
But the thing is, Jerry, You've got like five bathrooms
in your house. He's got one for like six people.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
I seriously have never bought a box of tissues in
my life, not once. You won't, you won't let anyone.
We've never had a box of tissues. And our family
where not one has he ever entered our place?

Speaker 3 (50:28):
What STUDI of curtains and some other recession in the
catters that have comes around three four o three. Having
to grate my own cheese in household beer. R I
p Wain sticks through. He's not allowed in the household beer.
Someone else has got to cut back my sausage roll
and bourbon intake. It's not easy. Allegations that I'm in
the top tax bracket. Get a pack of hankies, your muppet.

(50:50):
How about that, Jerry, do you run the hanky?

Speaker 1 (50:52):
No, I don't run a hanky. I mean look there,
there's everywhere you go, there there are opportunities to blow
your nose. There's there's tissues, there's toilet paper, there's rooms
like people that carry drink bottles around, like Ruda for example,
He's got a drink bottle. It's like there's a tap
out there. You have a glass of water, Have a
glass of water, put the glass down, have another glass
later on.

Speaker 6 (51:11):
Are you blowing your nose though, Jerry? Because if I
use toilet paper, I make a massive hole in that thing.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
When Jesus no, I have been using the handy towels recently,
the toffy towels from the kitchen problems with my nose.
I think that's what's from Mark Sainsbury's nose.

Speaker 7 (51:30):
Jerry and Leni. The hod Ikey Breakfast, the game.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
Where we name five well known people and you have
to tell us whether they are dead or alive. It's
an adversarial game. We go person versus person and Mana
Hugo's the first person on the line. Morning Hugo, Welcome
to the show.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
Good morning les.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
You're a Duneitan sales Rep.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
Hugo.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
That's one.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Are you good at telling whether people are dead or alive?
Can tell?

Speaker 3 (52:01):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (52:01):
You're looking for the five signs of life. You're looking
for breathing.

Speaker 4 (52:06):
Yep, yep, Yeah, that's one.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
Yep, your real ways ye key.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
One, yep. You're looking around the lips, that's the stuff. Yeah.
The eyes being open, now, that's an interesting one as
a sign for life. You can be dead with your
eyes open, you can.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
I've often been alive with my eyes closed too, So
that's actually probably one of the worst, not a good
one indicators we've ever heard of whether someone's alive or not.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
I think Hugo's right on the heat yeap, warmth. But
then again, you can be dead and still be warm
because you may have died just recently.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Yeah, that's right. I don't know about how. I don't
know how this is going to go for you, Hugo.
To be honest, I don't know if you can tell.
Let's find out your buzzer is going to be your name.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
Do you want to try it out, Hugo, that'll work stuff.
Sarah from christ Church, Welcome to the show. How what
do you like at telling whether people are dead or alive?
For example, am I alive or dead? You're alive dead.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
On the inside those Sarah, All right, you're buzzer. Yeah,
that shouldn't have got as be a laugh. A very revealing,
very revealing of the show. Isn't it all right?

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Siah?

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Your buzzer is your name as well? John, have a
hone on that, Sarah, Sarah. Let's do it.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Let's get straight into it. So actor who played Tony
Soprano and the sopranos Jeans Hugo, James Jandelfhenie is he
is starts In twenty thirteen fifty one got done on
Sniper Rally.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
What the hell was I talking to them?

Speaker 1 (53:30):
I don't know? Good point, so Hugo one up, Person
two nine for songs like Copa Cabana and Mandy barry Manilo, Siah.

Speaker 4 (53:43):
Is here is a lie?

Speaker 3 (53:46):
As Sarah?

Speaker 1 (53:47):
That's right tonight tonight? Matthew barry Manilo as Sarah's.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
Wow and also did sorry bad.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
He could well be dead. To be fair, you would
never know that face is frozen. In nineteen seventy nine,
a lot of the face was dead and it's a
weird looking face to Can we.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
Quickly go to the judge's scorecards?

Speaker 1 (54:08):
Please?

Speaker 3 (54:09):
Won all great work.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Regarded as one of the greatest batsmen of the eighties
and nineties. Martin Crow Dead her Alive? Hugo Martin crow
Is did unfortunately. Yes, he is died in twenty sixteen.
Now he died at fifty three.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
Yeah, yeah, gone to sir, that's.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Young, isn't it? Four years away from me? All right? Yougo,
you're up to one. You take efty seven. Yeah, damn,
it doesn't look like it. Former Deputy Prime Minister and
Minister of Foreign Affairs Don McKinnon dead her alive, Hugo, Hugo,
you better get this one right.

Speaker 4 (54:48):
Live. Yeah he is.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
He's eighty seven years old and I went to the
gym with him. He can still pump some tin.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
You get to the gym, Hugo. If you come across
an emergency or an incident at some point in your
day today, you can confidently walk up to that and say,
out of the way, I can tell whether people are
dead or alive.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
And you own yourself a one hundred dollar Bunnings about
your congratulations. You go, bad luck, Siarah.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Thanks for playing good gang you go, ar, Sarah, appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
I love that.

Speaker 7 (55:22):
Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
So we were talking about Jerry disgustingly pulling the hears
out of his nose the other day and somebody texts
it and said that their record was fourteen. They writ
fourteen nose hears out. You're going to get some skin, think, yeah,
you would. You're probably going to get a bleeding nose
out of.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
There, esscentially a divot that you're taking out of your nose.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
And it's funny the simulation theory. Once you start talking
about things like that, then all of a sudden you
start noticing those hears everywhere. Now that's easy for me
to say because I said opposite Jerry, who's constantly pulling
hairs out of his nose. But also last night when
I got into the shower, because we've been in a shove.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
I who's got boxes of tissues in the.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
This where the wet wipes go.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Man, I was standing in the shower and I look up.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
We've got one of those hanging sort of basket situations
and that will hold yeah, shampoos, yeah, bloody whatever. In fact,
that's all it's got in there that I own. There's
the shampoo, and then there's five different million products for
the messes. In there though is a nose here trimmer
that I've only ever used once before in my life.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Waterproof, waterproof, yeah, waterproof so that you.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
Can use it in the shower. Waterproof knows here trimmer, Well,
I never got it free when I bought something else.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Okay, I don't think I know what that is.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
And I was standing in the shower looking at it.
Gone gone, Then let's have a hont because I had
noticed that, you know, I had a couple of creepers,
had a couple. I mean, it wasn't like a you know,
a Huntsman spider coming out of the hole. But hard
to know with you because you've also running a heavymar
running a heavy mart. So this is the issue when
her shute, gentleman. And that extends internally evidently as well.

(56:55):
So I was standing there looking at it, and I thought, Gune,
then let's let's have it. And so I got that
sucker up in there.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
And as it was knicking it away, Yeah, it got.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
A bit of purchase.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
A couple of times.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
It will say that a couple of them tugged. Yeah,
I know, but a good a good scorched earth policy,
and they're a good slash and burn. That's going to
be a problem next time there's a big rainfall. But
I now this morning have have had a running nose
all morning because I now have stubble inside my nose.

(57:30):
Here is the problem, Yes, well, lack of hair is
the problem, and I just it's so prickly in there.
If I accidentally touched my nose or something, now all
the heres a stabbing the inside of my nose.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Here's the problem with the nose here trimmer, Yeah, it
does exactly that. And when it when it comes back,
it comes back stubbying half of the venue. That's why
am I pulling them out individually with finger tips is
a disgusting method, but a much more effective method for
not getting that. Although interestingly, now my hair has passed
through its period of itchiness, right, and now the heres

(58:03):
have grown to a point where they've turned obviously, and
you've had the turnside and they're not tickling the nose.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
Any How long does that take?

Speaker 1 (58:09):
I'm going to say it's a week.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
Oh really, it can be up to a week. Because
here's the other thing that happens is so I did that,
and then what I didn't realize was like if you
shave your head or anything like that, obviously the here
is going to go somewhere, but it's in your nose.
So I blew my nose, and so much here came
out of there that I've had to keep doing it
until eventually the tissue was coming back clean.

Speaker 7 (58:30):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Luckily we work with a guy who has seven boxes
of tissues. Yeah, and his possession at any given time.
I mean, some of us are going to a cost
of oving crosses. Let me just say that. Yes, meanwhile, Ruder,
I'll spend money on tissues. Box of tissues. You're going
to say, numb nuts living the old numb nuts, living
the high life over here with your seven boxes of

(58:51):
bloody tissues.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
Some said, please name the nose here tromrow need one.
It was one of those man scat suckers that you
keep getting advertised on Facebook on an ad for them,
But then you buy the other one, the lawnmower, and
then they throw they throw this thing in for free.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
It should come out. You should be able to buy
a mess sport.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
Yeah, ripstart that thing at the same time I was
throwing a lawnmow.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
You should be given a nose here tumor and a
beard trauma and a pew.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
I wouldn't recommend it, though.

Speaker 5 (59:20):
Jerry and Midnight The hold Ikey Breakfast. Jerry and Midnight
the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Talking about nose tremmors. Nose here tremors. Yeah, who would
have thought such such cut through?

Speaker 3 (59:33):
I was just saying that. I was down at the
Bingo night on Saturday night and one of the fellows
came up to me, it's just like I nose here.
I was like what He was like, I just heard
you guys talking about nose here the other day on
the show like fourteen Nosiers. I was like, Oh, I
think he was the guy that actually pulled fourteen noses
out at.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
One go in one sitting. I mean I could get it.
You could get fourteen and one setting it all and
at once. They would just rip away like a There'll
be like ripping k killer out of a lawn.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
That's exactly what he said. Have you ever have you
ever loved somebody so hard you can't sleep at night?
Or have you ever put the Have you done the
wax the wax sticks?

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
You've seen this? You've seen this? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
I have you seen this?

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
It's a wax No, I haven't.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
You haven't. Oh, so they do this thing where they
put wax on a like a popsicle stick and they
stuff that up you know, and then they rip that
whole thing out and it takes all the hero out
of your snout.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Is that something that happens in Takya.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
Yeah, they'll do that in and Ankara and they'll they'll
do that. They'll three dry brows. Are we not looking
as well? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
Oh god, yeah, they'll whack you with sticks as well.
I can go along to a Takia sauna sauna message.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
They'll take the olive branch out and bolt you with
There's a.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Guy in there who will bolt the ship out of
here with a stick.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
So anyway, people I know about you, I know whether
you want to flog, he'll flog over there and you'll
flog you again. And if you're not looking, he'll flog you.
In Tex three before and we were talking about nose
here trimmers, and he said the keys in the nose
here trimmer is to just trim in all caps back

(01:01:16):
to the start of the nostril, not shave it all
the way back to the floorboards. With the stubble situation.
We know, nose here, trimmor trimmor, not nose here shave it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
So that means you just okay, so you get the
you get it and you just clap it around at
the end of the Nostril. That's from Ian Grant, who
used to host The Herd on Sunday Nights on TV
and Z one back in the nineteen eighties. He's it
was a youth show where our discuss issues. So obviously
this is a major asue affecting not actually affecting youth. No,
I reckon it really.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
Happens to you till you're in your mid thirties.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
I reckon.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
That's why I'm starting to grapple with it. It's like
the other day when I went and get got my
hair cut and the guy just ran the raisor straight
over my ears.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
And I was like, oh, yeah, you're in he ear here?

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
Guy, Well I am now, and so then yeah, there's
but I've gone full Brazilian inside the Nostril. And what
Ian Grant, former hosts of The Herd on Sunday Nights,
is saying landing Strip, Well, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:02:12):
Jerry and Mania for the Hodarchy Breakfast, we've.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
Been talking tissues, Fellers. I got to come clean now
that we're sort of towards the end of the show.
I'm also a recent convert to the Tessue community. I'm
a recent member. Hi, my name's Maniah. I've been on
the Tassues for a good couple of years now.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Hime and I are welcome. I actually no, I'm not welcoming.
He talked to Ruder. I'm not a member of the
Tessuo community.

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
I have been sitting here just watching Ruder get lit
up all morning. You may have noticed I've been pretty
quiet on the Tessue front, but it's because I'm a
recent convert.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
How many boxes of tests use are you running at
your place?

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
Well, so bear in mind I've been soldering on with
Quadre this week and my misses have been seck recently
as well. And at one point earlier this year, we
were both sick at the same time, and at that time,
there's nothing worse than getting caught out in the bedroom.
You're going to get up in the middle of the
night and go and grab, you know, out of the
thing like you do. She when she's she's straight down

(01:03:03):
the shop with a pack of tissues, and so she
had one by her bedside table. Then I stole that
when I got crooked, and I had it by my
bedside table. Now she's replaced both of them. So we've
we've got a root of situation where we got both.
We've both got a thing of tissues by our bedside
and slope.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
It's a slippery slope from there.

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
Well, because now one of them we accidentally brought too
many of the last shot, there's now one downstairs as well.
But the thing is with that is if you don't
have them upstairs, if you downstairs. For example, for us,
our bathroom is upstairs, and there's nothing more annoying than
realizing you forgot to get a tissue while you're up
there last time.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
Yeah, I just say this about that. So where do
you put your tissue once you've blown your nose with it?

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
I throw it on the bed. Well, so this is
the other issue. So this is the other issue we
ran into. She's not a fan of me throwing the
tissues into the toilet and flushing them because she is
going to block because some of them, some of them,
particularly ruthless ones with the eucalyptus and that on them,
apparently they clog up your drains a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
I thought that's the opposite. I would have thought that
by putting it into your bim, it's going into landfill
and you are filling up the landfill with your stupid
snotty tissues. Well, I mean that's probably I think that's
what it's for the environment.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
Well, I agree with you. So now because she's worried
about that, we've got these other tissues that are basically
made out of paper and that you can flush and
then no, no good. Then they just falled it bit,
particularly now when I got bloody stubble inside my snout.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
It's repontitious the bits. Here's my plan for you, and
my plan for Ruder as well. This is a way
to save some money ruders. So you'll be interested in
this as a man without a heated towel, Rah, because
it's saving you money.

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
Before you say this, I just want to say, we
don't have curtains. We've only got blowns, so we can't
blow your nose on the That's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
I would say, when you want to blow your nose,
walk to the toilet, get some toilet paper, blow your nose,
put it the toilet, don't even need to flush it,
put it in the toilet and just leave it there.
Can I as a retort to that as a male,
And one more thing on that as a male, you
need to start using some more toilet paper, because, as

(01:05:11):
you know, females use far more toilet paper than us.
And as a way to get back to parity, some
equality going on because we do not have toilet paper equality.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
Oh, don't you worry. I'm making up for the stats.
But what I will say is, since so, as I
said recent joiner of the tissue community, I will say,
it is quite nice to not have because toilet paper
will fall apart in your snout if you ever stuff
it up the snout that'll it'll fall apart in their
tissue that'll hold its integrity. You get a lot more
longer lasting out of the real different stuff. Yeah, oh yeah,

(01:05:43):
I didn't know that there's flesh. Not all tissues are
crowded equals you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
Oh well, I knew that. I've had good tissues and
bad tissues in the past when I've used other people's tissues,
but I have never in my life bought a box
of tissues.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
Here's a question for you guys, completely unrelated and we
probably don't have time for it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
But in the amount of money that I've saved.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
On now, now, if you if you put on a
pair of so you say you used a tissue in
the morning later on that afternoon, would you use the
same tissue again? If it was just in your pocket,
you wouldn't use that same tissue again? You were one done?

Speaker 7 (01:06:11):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
Look if I'm out and about, man, I can't can't
get to a toilet, out and about it? Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
Yeah? What if it's the next day? Would you use
that though?

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Yeh?

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
Both with me? What if you put on jeans for
the first time since last winter and you were out
and about and you didn't have a tissue and you
found one in your pocket that had been there since
last winter, almost a year ago, would you use that tissue?

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
I probably would? Yeah, I think so if I needed to, ye,
I would.

Speaker 3 (01:06:35):
That all's forgotten.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
Yeah, Rudy, Can you just tell us how much is
a box of your tissues? What are you paying there?

Speaker 6 (01:06:40):
The ones? I've got PAMs large and thick three ply tissues,
not an ad ninety five shares ninety nine. But I've
just found the sorbent luxury sensitive four ply facial teshe
year eighty peck for three dollar nineteen.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
I'm gonna go get three nineteen. You're buying You've got
seven of those going at any given time, So you're
talking about twenty two dollars twenty two dollars a week
on tissues.

Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
What Recession Shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
Jeremy Wells and Manaia Stewart find them on Instagram at
Hodarki Breakfast.

Speaker 7 (01:07:13):
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