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Today on the Show: Jerry bought himself not one but four Kimono robes!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Whodage Breakfast Show with Bunning's Trade. Find the perfect

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Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is the Hidache Breakfast Tuesday, the ninth of December
twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
This is definitely a Christmas song, isn't it? One hundred percent?
Even with that one part that you've got to turn
down real quickly and then turn back up again. Oh.
I know that this is Chris Key's favorite Christmas time song.
And we're now officially in the area of the year
where if you're at the pub with Casey and he's
had enough beers, he will put the song out loud
on his phone. Funny.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
I thought he's more of a Snoopyes Christmas guy.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Oh it's interesting. I bet he loves Snoopy's Christmas too,
But I've never seen him put it on at the
eat out on Oh yeah, yeah, he put it out
loud on his phone up on top of the light
above the pool table we're playing Paul. I'm gonna be honest,
I think locals are into it. I know it probably were.
They only sung along with one lyric, but boy did
they lean into that one lyric.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
It's a funny but is the song. I mean it
says Christmas time, but the rest of the song is.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Not Christmas Eve. It's funny how we do that day
guy says Christmas and it must be Christmas really. Last
Christmas is a great example.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
He talks about failed relationships, having to go to the
police station about something and getting really really drunk and wasted.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, Christmas and maggots, yeah, and other things.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Maggots money for Nothing's got a bit of maggots going on.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
I heard that on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
I was like, oh, that's right, right.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
It's about that one through. I think we were playing
that on a station up. I thought about a year ago.
Eight last show the year eight Maids of Milkin, eight
Maids of milkon today. Tell you what, it's hard to
remember just one line from that song. I can't remember
what it was yesterday, and I can't remember what seven
is either. Ten lords are dancing, ten wounders wounded. Yeah,

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that's about right. Welcome along, Briefast.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
Jerry and Leni the hold Achy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
It's awards season at the moment, isn't it. Really? You've
just been to five hundred awards ceremonies yesterday Yeah, there
was a thought.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Oh oh, I I just remembered we went.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
It was like there was a lot of stuff that
just came out of you. Then I just watched it
sort of. I could see it coming out of you.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Well I had too, and then it got soaked into
the capitulation in the corner of the room. You can
probably see that.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
We went to one in the morning for my son
who's year four, and that was in a.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
School hall that was freeze and old. They often are.
They have one little bar heater across the door and
that's about it.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yeah, and he won the ted Ale Award, which course
being fourteen percent mar according to my DNA test.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Very proud of. Oh that's also very proud of. That
would have smelled it as soon as he walked in. Congratulations.
So he did well there.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
And then we had to go to a biggest school
hall for the evening one, which is for my daughter
who's year six, and they had absolutely no your conditioning
and there was about three hundred people sitting there with
the program for the for the prize giving, just fanning
themselves as as it got hotter and hotter and hotter,
and they said we're going to wrap this up quite
quickly because we can see that everyone's getting a free

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sauna here today. And it took probably an hour.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Forty five.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
School the whole school now just the senior part of
the school. And my daughter won the Creativity Award, which
I'm not that's a great award.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yeah, I mean, great award. Serve you well, yeah, yeah,
and you should be very proud my kids awards, Yeah,
unheard of. Do you ever won any awards at school, Jerry?

Speaker 2 (03:30):
A couple, there's a couple, but not not. I wasn't
like a winn an award every year kind of kid. No,
But I did won a few, you know, over the years,
anticipation awards. Yeah, someones that they kind of wanted. They
probably thought this guy probably needs to get an award
at some stage in his school career, the university. A
couple of a couple of bones every now and then.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
You know, what about you? No, nothing. I mean I
remember winning Most Improved for the rugby club one year,
and I was pretty proud of myself and then I
won it. I won like the best like the fear
Play Award or something. The next season, I was like, oh,
these are charity awards. This is hey, we need the numbers.
Please don't quit the team.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Did you win this Spirit of Cricket award? Playing rugby?

Speaker 1 (04:15):
That won the Spirit of I won. The only sporting
award I ever won was the Player of the Day
where you won the McDonald's voucher and you get the cheeseburger.
It was because they had this fella. I can't remember
what team this was. Someone in South Kenerby will remember
that this one fella called Sally. You picture him and
he he looks exactly how you picture him. And they

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had won a penalty of off a ruck about five
meters out from our try line. And I was the
last person to get up from the ruck and I
didn't hear that that already blown the whistle and Soly
was tapping it. Now the whole team was yelling was
the was the play? They tapped it and threw it
to him. I stood up facing my own tryline, turned
around and I could he was about He was on me.
He was upon me as I had nothing to do

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but just wrap my around him, and I basically like
put a head on it because he was He wasn't
expecting me to even turn around, and I took so
early down and secured us the victory out of there.
That is the biggest act of bravery I've ever seen
from quite a cowardly young kid. And so I won
the cheeseburger that day, but annoyingly, we were playing somewhere
not near to Maurus. I couldn't go through the magazin.

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I had to I had to look at that voucher
for another week before we got the timmis.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
That's that's sensational, that that's that is exactly right right place,
right time. Yeah, serendipity of that much, dude.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, And like that was the only thing that could
have ever And actually that's a theme in my life
is I got to provoke myself into bravery because I'll
otherwise run away from it.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
But it also is an important lesson that you've got to.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Be that timing is everything.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah, you know that, you just luck and timing are
so important in life.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
And you learned that. And they didn't eat the cheeseburger.
I hadn't have been buried at the bottom of that rock.
But yeah, nothing academic at school awards or anything like
that that I can remember, I imagine would have put
me in bitter stead.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
I got a head Master's prize in my last year
at school because I got expelled, you know, the year
before I got expelled. And then I went to a
new school and the head master said to me, I'll
let you into the school mainly because you play cricket
and you're in the first living at lastchool, so maybe
we need a cricket player.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
But he didn't say that, but I think that was
what he was thinking.

Speaker 6 (06:24):
We did a military medium and then but he said,
but if you do anything wrong, like anything, he goes,
I give kids second and third chances at the school.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
You are not getting it either of those things. You
if you do one thing wrong, then you're gone. And
I didn't do anything wrong. Well I didn't get caught.
Put it that way, I did do plenty wrong.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Your criminal records is you did nothing wrong.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
They didn't look like I went to a school where
one school.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
They were looking really hard. Yeah they want things. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
The next school, you know, that school, it seemed like
nobody really wanted to bust you. It was so refreshing,
and so it was kind of like communist China. If
you didn't put your hit up, nobody said, have waked
it down, And you could do anything, and as a result,
I never got in any trouble. And then at the
end of the year, the hit master pulled me into
his office as I was walking to class and said,

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you know, do you remember what I said to you
at the beginning of the you and I said, yes,
you know, you said blah, and he goes, I've been
so impressed by you. You've done blah blah blah blahah.
Gave me this really really nice bitch I'd never forget it.
And then he gave me a head Master's prize. Wow,
at the end of the year.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Is that the school where acc here g Lane was
hit boy, he was head boy.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Right, So I'd take that with a grain of salt.
In Jude, it was an interesting school that just does anything,
an interesting school.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
The head master gave him the head pre picture because
he said, I'd rather you be with me than against me.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Actually, I think that's why they put him in charge
of again.

Speaker 7 (08:00):
Jerry and Midnight, The hold Ikey Breakfast, The History of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow,
timar Ru.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Today is it p Diddy? Today is the ninth of
December twenty twenty five, And actually on.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Three day every day.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
I'm watching the p Diddy doco at the moment. Have
you watched it? No? Was it Netflix? Yeah? Netflix?

Speaker 2 (08:22):
No?

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Is it going to the court case? Well eventually, I'm
only on episode It's a little slow moving, if I'm honest.
But he's just killed Tupacs, so it's getting pretty it's
getting pretty intense.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Is it a sanction documentary on on P Diddy?

Speaker 1 (08:35):
No? So fifty cent has so that's been in a
bee for a long time, and fifty cent has bankrolled
a documentary into P Diddy. Oh wow, Yeah, okay, but
he's obviously bort all of the you know, the Netflix
producers and stuff. So it's a it's a good, good doco.
Oh yeah, I think four parts are about an hour each.
Sounds good. I think we just finished episode two. Yeah,

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come watch it on on the day. Back in nineteen
sixty the Pirates obviously, we celebrated our birthday the other day.
So this week is the week that they were out
in the harbor and there was a period there that's
known as the Pirate Wars where they were being chased
around by the harbour masters, the bloody you know the
marine however, in for Marine police, the marine parade, I

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don't know the marine police were chasing them around. It
was known as the Pirate Wars. But I couldn't because
it's so I couldn't find any like hard clear documents
on what exactly happened, because it was also squirrely, but
just not that on this day in nineteen sixty six
the pirates are out there doing it, doing the damn thing.
What I can verify is on this day in nine

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and fifty the legend of the colonial of sap monkey
hard to say legend of the colonial assault monkey too
many El's coolcuta nineteen fifteen, a bold rehesis macaque had
been raiding fruit stalls, snatching bananas and guavas. It reportedly
slapped or hit several shoppers who tried to stop it,
enough that the traders kept calling police constables to deal
with the ruffian monkey. One British constable noted in his

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report book, persistent public nuisance suspect, uncooperative, refuses to see
slapping civilians.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
They can be nasty, those mechanics, and they've got big teeth.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yeah. Do you remember in lockdown? I believe it was
in India where the Yeah, there was an entire troop
of monkeys that took over a town. Yes, yeah, they
couldn't do anything because everyone was off the streets. The
monkeys are low.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Hang on, yeah, the monkeys have worked it out too,
because they're clever that we're scared of them.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah, I'll go where Posse's man monkeys are. Tiff. I
went to a cultural expose into Indonesia and I went
to one of the monkey temples that they had there,
and I watched a woman get a jandle taken off
her monkey bit a hole out of it, and they
the guides they buy the jandle's back. So the monkeys
under figured out that money's worth something to people. They

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also know phones are worth something to people, so they'll
if you try and take a photo of a monkey
too close, it'll steal your phone and then just put
its hand out and be like, yeah, oh man, that's clever.
But they will accept cash. The problem was, yeah, what
did they do with it? They exchange it to other
humans for other things that they have payway for you.
I don't know if they did. They didn't accept payway.

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The one the monkeys I dealt with. I'm sure there's
monkeys that do anyway. The monkey was eventually cornered by
policemen with sacks captured and brought into the station. Were
reportedly sat on a disk knocking over ink bottles. Constables
debated what charge should apply. Public nuisance assault or theft
of produce were proposed. One officer entered it into the
duty log as simple assault and petty theft prisoner non human.

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The monkey was not actually prosecuted, there was no legal
mechanism for that. Instead, it was released outside the city
because the police station had quote unquote no monkey proof cells. Wow.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Yeah, that takes me back to Jack the Baboon, who
was the South African railway signalman in the.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Late eighteen min years.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
He worked for the Cape Government Railway and he.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Like he wore a hat, yeah, and he was like he.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Helped a a disabled signalment. He became employed. In the end,
he actually had a proper job.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Will the signalman send him down to pull the little
lever that switches the tracks or something? Yeah, I gotta
be honest, don't know if I want the fate of
me and my passengers in the hands of a baboon.
He was apparently very very good.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
He was great and I think he ended up serving
in the Boer War. He went along, he hung out.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
With the guy.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
I'm pretty sure that's what happened in the end, and
he served with honor. Yeah, and he became a national
celebrities and he traveled around South Africa.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Vala yeah good on birthdays nineteen thirty four. Mind you,
Dame Judy Dench nineteen thirty four. If you feel like
you're not quite on track in your life and you're
not quite where you thought you'd be by the stage,
don't worry. She didn't marry until the late thirties, and
all seven of her Academy Award nominations came after the
age of sixty, so it may work out for shit.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
In ninety one is that my match? Twenty one?

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Damn? And she shares a birthday. Nineteen fifty three, John
Wright celebrated New Zealand cricketer black Cap coach and Indian
coach and musician Is he what is zeba? A guitar? Guitar?
Is he?

Speaker 2 (13:13):
He's put out some on YouTube, He's put out some mum,
He's put out some songs.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Look, it's not bad, actually, John, He's not bad.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Yeah, Nah, he's good man.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
I mean, well, he's better than Brett Lee.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
In terms of cricketing musicians, he's right up.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
There and Binger can shred. And that is the history
of yesterday, Today, Tomorrow, tomorrow for Tuesday, the night of
December twenty twenty five, Jerry.

Speaker 5 (13:36):
In the night, the hoary breakfast.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Of your latest sport headlines thanks to export l to
the b for here it smooth sailing for seem Michael
or Ray integrating into the Black Caps squad after being
called in for a potential debut in the second Test
against the West Indies. The thirty year old Canterbury Seema
has joined the injury ravage side and Wellington ahead of
the Tests starting tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow. Just looking to look
at the odds. New Zealand paying a dollar twenty again.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
But we just finished this morning, didn't it. I feel
like that game only just finished and now we're back again.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Saty Yeah, draw the draw router, your favorite paying ten
to fifty at the tab and the Western who's paying
sex sixty.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
That's a good good eating on the Western last what
happened last time? Then we've only got more injuries. Now
our bowlers are shagged, our bowlers are rooted.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
They've only just stopped, like, people don't understand how hard
it is to bowl that many over.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
No, Jacob Duppy walked out there and played his own
ODI by himself. He played an entire ODI by himself.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
From the nineteen eighties. He bowled sixty eight.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yeah, he's be so sore still, Oh my god, Well
to put you behind the curtain. We actually tried to
talk to him this morning and they said, too, sure,
mouth's not working. I hope it's okay with you guys.
We've given Jack another day off and we were like
a one hundred percent actually far enough. She thought, all right, Jake,
if you're serious about this whole cricket. But I didn't
even ask him what we should do. Actually, can you

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give it? Can you can you go back to them
be like hey, sorry, what we meant was, can we
come around and like rubbers calves for him? Does this
shoulders netter up?

Speaker 2 (15:07):
So mean, why don't we say, look, we will talk
to him as the same.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Time as rubbing them. Yeah, that's right. Three tongu in Rugby.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
League officials face two year bands after an NRL probe
found they mishandled. Alicia Cartour's repeated head knocks before and
during last month's clash.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
With the Kiwis. So here's are rolling.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
The NRL holds concerns over the treatment of car tour
and as proposing banning the head doctor, assistant doctor and
the entire tongue in Nation Well from working with any
team or play for the last twenty four months.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Now, did they need to call them head doctor and
head trainers on the four underwent brain surgery following that
it won't play again this year? Yeah, this is I'm
gonna be honest. I thought they were going to I
thought they were going to try and hide this in
that week between Christmas and New Year's. I thought they
were just going to try and sweeping under the rug
but they were definitely going to do it during the
off season and they have so two years is for

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what three people? The thing is, I don't know who
any of these people are, but yeah, they've got to
be pretty serious about this. Of course they do, because
this is this is one of the main No, this
is the main issue in rugby league and the main
thing that they're trying to fix. And the boy did
they get it wrong?

Speaker 2 (16:19):
And every Football World Cup it's it's it's depressing isn't it.
It's depressing news because that was a terrible mistake and
there's a dude that's not good as a result.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
And I think I my fantasy team next year and.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Every football World Cup game next year will feature a
three minute water break in each half.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Oh go, thank god, regardless of the temperature. Oh great.
So because it's it's USA, Canada and Mexico. So you're
up in Saskatchewan, You're playing on the bloody frozen tundra,
and then you get to stop and have an ice
drink break. We need a drink break.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
I think I watch young kids now playing sport like kids,
my kids, my kids age. They can't like twenty a drink.
It's like, come on, you know.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
I feel like it's an Instagram thing that's every time
you scroll there's like some doad gun you drinking it
of water. So I think maybe you said this or
Lane said this a while ago. I've never seen my
granddad drink a glass water, and he was the hardest
working man. I know.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
This is the most hydrated generation ever.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Yeah, are they doing lots of wheeze? It'd imagine they
must be. Anyway, can we play a song to go
for my water bottle.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
I've been drinking a lot of water. But you know
it makes sense he's sitting down. You gotta glass there
now playing sport. You don't need to be I mean
you do need to drink afterwards.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
One hundred percent of course it's not water. I let's
take a five minute thunderstruck break while I go for
a drink and not water.

Speaker 5 (17:48):
Jerry and Night, the Hotarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
Holacky big.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Recap.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
When I spot his pants at the describe himself as
a POS and then set himself the target of getting
under one hundred kgs.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yeah, got close. I's got one of three point seven.
And then in the last week, last one two three weeks,
were stalled at one oh seven point nine. This morning,
I am one e flat. Oh. I don't know why,
but I thought I thought it was gonna go way
back up.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
I thought it was going to I think it was
going to have a one ten something.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Yes. So if you just joined us and you've been
away for the last couple of weeks, we've launched Operation
Day one, Operation Operation Donut, Operation Donut Ye.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Start somewhere going to full circle in the and come
around and connect it back up again.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Operation square one. Operation Yo, yo, we're walking the dog
and trying to get back up to one twelve by
the end of the year. Now, I know what you're thinking.
One probably good about four killers to put on. That's
going to be tough years. But I believe in you.
I believe in me too. I believe in you. I
it was one tin like yesterday, I don't know if

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it's yesterday morning.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Do you have a yodel overnight?

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Nah? Just accidentally, ight, real clean. Yesterday I got to
the end of the day and I was like, what
are you doing? Well, yeah, I know that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Now?

Speaker 2 (19:14):
You're serious about this?

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Are you serious about this? Or are you doing Maybe
this is I'm sorry, I've got a bit excited here.
Maybe this is the Maybe this is the key. As
I failed at almost every goal I ever set myself.
So maybe if I set myself the goal of putting
weight on, if fail into losing weight, that's reverse psychology,
that's reversed psychology. All right, Maybe operation square one, operation

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back to the drawing board, operation don't next thing? You
be under hunter kgs. Yeah, maybe that's the key. Obviously
we looked into the well, I looked into the three
day fast and they were like, yeah, you don't just
go on the past for three days and then three
day fast. That's not good for you. Not good for you.
But maybe maybe next year. But anyway, you one o

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eight point zero. So what am I going to do
between now nixt week that's going to put four kilos on?
I mean, you could just drink four leaders of water,
couldn't you?

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Yeah, four leads of But that's not going to hang
around because then I'll just exit you again.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
No, but I could do it for a Tuesday morning,
you know what I mean? Just come in here and
scull a gallon jug of water on?

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Yeah, I tell you. Why do you like peppermint chocolate slice?

Speaker 1 (20:18):
No? Okay, that's actually been one of my weight loss
tips because if we've got chocolate in the house, I'll
boff the whole thing. But I don't like pippermint chocolate. Okay, Well,
is that a good way to put weight? Oh? Yeah?
Is it? Yeah? After tea? Oh yeah, after supper? Just
cat slice. They call it fat slice, so you know
what MAYBE mean. Look, if I'm serious about this whole thing,

(20:39):
haven't yourself full of sugar? Easy? All right? All right, well, La,
it's beds. I'll head over the deer and get a.

Speaker 7 (20:46):
Pie Jerry, and then they breakfast.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
So to celebrate the first of season.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
It is the yull Tide season.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
I'm not sure if you're aware of it.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
We want to help you get Christmas wrapped up with
our five Days of Christmas.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
That's right, Bunning's Trade have sent us a bunch of
mystery gifts to give away there in the studio. They
are right behind Jerry, just in front of the no
smoking area where everyone smokes outside the studio. Can I say,
wrapped beautifully? You can? I believe. I believe Isaac wrapped them. Yeah,
that can wrap. Oh man, Isaac can wrap. He can
cook too.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
I've heard about his cooking, that he cooks for his family.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Now have you seen him drink? All right? Should we
go to the should we go to the phone lines?
Let's go to John O and Mournsville. Good morning, Johnno,
you're a train driver.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Is that right?

Speaker 1 (21:37):
We've never spoken to a train driver on the show before.
I have so many questions. I have so many questions.
First off, would you be happy for the fate of
your train to rest in the hands of a baboon,
because we were talking this morning on the history segment
that there used to be a baboon that worked for
this South African railroad. Yeah, Jack, Jack the babone. Here's
a signal man.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Yeah, I probably wouldn't trust it.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
That's fair enough, Johnny. Tell me this. Why isn't there
more passenger rail around New Zealand? That's probably a question
for the government.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Question for you, John O. What's the fastest you've been
driving a train?

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Eighty k eighty? Is that the limit in New Zealand?
Can we not go one hundred? Well you can't say
it on the radio, but maybe would you push it
to a hund is anyone?

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Have you ever been given a ticket?

Speaker 3 (22:32):
Fair enough?

Speaker 1 (22:33):
All right? Number interrogation of John enough punishment for you. Sorry,
we've got numbers one through ten, three and seven are gone.
So if you'd like to pick another number there, John
number one? Number one?

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Are you sure?

Speaker 1 (22:48):
I think number one is at the bottom of them.
Number one's at the bottom of the pile.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
Yeah, number one, number one.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
Sure you don't need Jerry?

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Oh, Johnnah, there we go, John O. You've won the
fifty two leader. Esky the chili been great advance they're
calling it a chest caller. It's a chili bin by
any other name, but the brand name is Isky thirfty
two leaders. That thing will keep your lunch cold the
whole train journey. Are you sure, minight that it will?
Are you sure? Am I sure that it will keep

(23:23):
it cold? Sure that? Yeah? Okay, good, I'm certain? Okay, Well,
I mean, look, if it makes it out of the studio,
he's won it. It's perfect for driving a train. You
can you can drink and drive a train.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
John, you're going on a track, I mean going eightie, exactly,
go eighty. Take the backstreets, take the back tracks.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Yeah, the baboon will stee around exactly. Good only John O.
Thanks for listening to the show. Have a lovely Christmas.

Speaker 5 (23:49):
Jerry and Midnight The Hold I Key Breakfast. Jerry and Midnight,
the Hold I Key Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
I've got a horror short story to share with you guys. Actually,
if the back of remember the last week of the
week before we were talking about you, what cans are
you kicking down the road? And Mashi told the story
of last Christmas. He gave you his heart and the
very next day you gave it away. But he also
on one of the top four hangovers of his life,
packed away the Christmas tree and instead of wrapping up
all of the lights and everything, he just stuffed that

(24:19):
thing into a box. We only make that mistake once, yeah,
and he's made it, and so it's been looming large
over him. He's probably thought about it once a month
between now and then. But now the chickens are coming
home to roost because he's going to go down home
and sit that Christmas tree back up again. I've got
a similar can that I've been kicking down the road
that only came to my attention last night, and that
was my barbecue at the last Because the thing is

(24:41):
at the end of summer. You don't know when your
last barbecue is going to be, you know what I mean?
If you knew it was the last time he's going
to see kids, would you hold them a little bit tighter?
I probably would have, and I probably would have cleaned
that bitch because when I opened that oh no, yeah,
and I had I had an inkling what did you
cocked on it last time?

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Because not all you know on what you're cocking. Sometimes
you get then if you ever cock of a lamb.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Oh greasy.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Oh my god, you get that white sealed fat. Now,
if you leave that stuff lying around for long enough, yeah,
that can turn into a hell of a mess.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
So I pulled the the slip off. I pulled the
cover off straightaway. Spiders as like spiders as in there.
Any roaches, No roaches, No, a lot of daddy long legs.
So I'm back out there with the raid. That's my
first thing. Raid a cicada skin. A cicado crawled up there,
you know, they like pulled them sat and they leave

(25:38):
the skin behind. Any rats, any vermin, No rats, no vermin.
I have time. Look, I have my vermin rifle with
me just in case, but no, no, no. A lot
of slug trail across the top the lid, so a
lot of slug's been up in the bitch. Then I
opened it, and initially I was like, okay, okay, We're
all right, a little bit of russ, a little bit

(25:59):
of mold on one side of the grill, Yeah, that'll
add to the flavor, a little bit of gunge. The
guns I found was when I lifted the grill off
the barbecue and there was just it was just like, honestly,
about an inch thick of like moldy. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
I don't even know what top down from the.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yeah fat, but it had like congealed and it was flaky,
and it was just an absolute nightmare. And I thought,
because I really hung my head up. My missus was
coming home. She goes, I really can't be bothered cooking
dinner tonight. And I said, hey, listen, dought, listen, sweet, listen,
sweet checks. Bubby's going to get the He's going to

(26:41):
get the barbecue gun. Yeah. Oh yeah, Big Daddy's gonna
big Daddy's barbie. You take the night off. Just make
sure the washing is done. You worry your pretty little face,
gut put on something nice. I'm gonna get the barbie gun.
And then when I pulled the grill off, I was like,
it was just like a thick layer of mule moss
molden guns. And yeah, it was bad. I don't even

(27:06):
really know where to start attacking it. So I don't
know what any barbecue cleaning tips.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Yeah, okay, well let's come back because I've got I've
got a couple of methods. One that's been passed down
from generations, went through Grandpa Bell, then was passed down
from my dad, John Wells, and now I'm implementing the
same technique. Yes, so it's I mean it's now called
the John Wells control burnoff method.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
But I'll talk about that, okay.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
But it sounds to me like you've got you've got
burner issues as well.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
There's all sorts going on that. Give us a text.
We'll give us a call if you've got any barbecue
cleaning hacks as well. How brother out.

Speaker 5 (27:42):
Jerry and Mian Knight the Hohtarchy.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Breakfast my first attempt at barbecue of the year. I
knew this was a potential possibility and I'd sort of
been putting it off a little bit, but the weather
was so good over the weekend. I said, hey, Doll,
I said, hey, it's I said, hey, babe, take the
take the night off, just as the cook and you
still need to clean. But he's got this big puppy's
going to get the going to get that barbeque cranking. Yeah,

(28:07):
And you didn't and I didn't. You failed. I opened
it and I just you know, when you're like, what
are we going to deal with here? Because you know,
you don't know when the last barbecue last year was
so I opened it. Mold all through the thing. Now,
the grill itself, okay, because you know, you oil that
sucker and mould won't grow on that underneath it, and

(28:28):
the it's one of those little eggs sort of shaped suckers.
It's a ziggler and brown, not an ad but it's
about an inch thick of fat and mold and congealed,
burned gross stuff. Yeah, you get a fat issue. Well,
I got a couple and I was like, well, I
started trying to clean it with a cloth and it
was just way too much, and I was like, there's

(28:49):
got to be a bit of a yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Well, I think firstly, you've got to open the thing up.
You've got to take that grill, take that top off, yep.
And then you got to take that down onto the grave.
Got to take it somewhere where you can clean it.
Put some newspaper down, yep, and then get rid of
that scrape it out. You got to scrape out. You
got to scrape out that thing.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Scraped that thing out, yeah, and then hotels scraped that thing.
I did recently.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
I did the same thing to my barbecue, and my
barbecue decided every time I used to have barbecue.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
It used to catch on fire.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Yeah, and I was like, oh, maybe I need a
new barbecue here.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Mine wasn't a ziggler and abound.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Mine's a Weber, yea from the Third Reich. And I
believe it was Goebels who am into them. And so
I got I got that thing. I took it down
onto the grass, scraped out. Actually, first of all, I
read it. One of my burners was rusted, and then
I called up. It turns out that those things, those whibbers,
they've got lifetime guarantee, really, and they'll send you free

(29:46):
really burners.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Geez, they're going to hate that. You've said that on
the radio. Yeah. I was like, I got to go
under it was.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
It was amazing.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
So I went there.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
I got these new burners on, got rid of the
old ones, chuck those away because they collapsed. And I
was still running barbecues in the mainly barbecue with the
fat that had congealed at the bottom. When that would
heat up, that would catch on fire.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
And it was making quite a good you know.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
It was actually got a good barbecue in that regard.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
But unfortunately it was a real virus because I'm doing
it on a deck yeah, it would go badly.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
So took it onto the grass, ripped out all of
the all the congealed cramp that was underneath it.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
And that took me ages. It was like sex full
of this stuff so hard to get out too. Yeah,
it was, it was full on. I clean I cleaned
that dog. I cleaned that how that dog.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
And then the main bit was the hole where the
fat was going down into the dripping fat of the sump.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Yeah, the sump. Had to clean out the sump.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Got myself some new ones of those trays and then
put them on your burners and then cranked that thing
up like for about two hours. I really really creaped
it up and did the full John Wells control burn off,
and the next door neighbors just smoked them out like
really badly, and and then got the got the webber

(31:02):
barbecue brush going as well. And that thing is brand
it's like brand new now, right, okay, it has gone
like a treat.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Well, we've had a bunch of texts on three four
eight three as well. John said, just burn that dog
off and then smash it with a couple of lemons,
cutting half and heaps of sault. Should be right, Okay,
someone else said, fire that puppy up and burn it
right off. Yeah. Someone else said the first step to
cleaning your barbecue, and I as a medium sized bomb rip.
I think that can be a good idea. Yeah, steam

(31:31):
cleaner ideally to clean your barbecue, plate strip traats, cira. Otherwise,
take those bad boys to the local DIY car wash
and blast them. Yeah, okay, that's a lot. That's the
kind of heck that I'm after. That's all of them up.
Wipe off the exists and crank that buch up until
the plates of smoking. Job done. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
The main thing is you've got to get rid of
that canjit. You've got to, I mean, wait and forget it.
That's not going to work.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
You know. You can't just get a moss mould and
gudgrym mover and trying it. You got to. You got
to scrape that crap out, Miss Muffets revenge won't do it, No,
Miss Muffets shall will that do your bus?

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Get that stuff away from your barbecue, that stuff. You
don't want to be burning that. Oh my god, no,
someone else see to breathe in that stuff.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
There's self cleaning as soon as they set fire to
themselves just buy a new one. Someone else the perfect
excuse to go to Bunnings and buy a water blaster
and oh dude, a water blaster.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Make sure work of that, wouldn't it oven cleaner, Julian says,
oven cleaner and water blaster?

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Oh? Man, well what is it? The car wash idea
is a brilliant idea that is basically a water blaster,
isn't it. Yeah? But man, when you clean that thing out,
you feel so good.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Okay, you can go, you know, but no, it's way
better to fix it up, clean it out and you
feel like a good human.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
And another teacht from Sam Morning Helmets, did you just
throw that bitch out?

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Nah?

Speaker 1 (32:45):
I'm going to hold onto the water blaster. Man, I knew,
I knew someone would have the answer form shouldn't say
that about.

Speaker 5 (32:50):
Jeff Jerry And then the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
One of our listeners who I don't know who it was,
but who sent in the name.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Of the emporium.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Oh yes, when we were talking about kimonos last week, Yeah,
because I wanted to go.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
And get a kimono.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Actually, I wanted a robe. I was looking for a
summer kind of a robe and I started gurgling them
and that bloody expensive like robes, yeah yeah, like hundreds
of dollars, and I thought, oh yeah, okay, and then
someone text and I.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
U should go to the Asia.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
I'm pretty sure it's the Asia Emporium and when he
hung in Auckland and so I gurgled it because it
wasn't on the internet in anyway, and then there was
some Facebook thing and then I found out the address
and then I went along on Saturday, and holy crap,
that place like it's full of.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Kimono female and male.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
And kimono like kind of robes, like Japanese robes made
of like silk. There's some woolen ones as well, some
winter ones, beautiful fabrics and they're all secondhand. And this
dude who runs it, this New Zealander, he'd been over
and lived in Kyoto for like.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Ten years, twenty years.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
And he just collected or not some guy with sickond
and kimonas and buying a whole lot of them, because
Japanese don't really love sick and.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Stuff, right, I've been buying sicking and Japanese golf clubs, yeah,
probably don't. They don't like this, and.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
They're not back on the secondend, cars either I've been.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Buying sicking and cars my whole life, don't they're like
old stuff. Well, we're happy to have it, Oh my god,
oh we ever. We love to getting a bargain.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
I went crazy in this place because I wandered around
and there's a like beautiful, like heavy silk and stuff,
and I ended up buying like heaps of them.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
But they were really cheap, like forty bucks. Yeah, forty
bucks for.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
A handmade silk kimono that was tailored so that it
turns out that a lot of them are traditional wedding
kimono and so they on't even were at once.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Yeah, and for winning for some people. Yeah, three man
and then and then sell it.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
But yeah, this it's just it's a weird place, but
it's amazing.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
A big auto to Layla who's just taxed through and said,
that was me, Layla, Laila, Laila.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Oh thanks, Layla, Yeah that was that was inspirational. And
and I bought some some gifts and some presents there.
I said the guy, why don't you advertise? He goes, Oh,
I just wouldn't want too many people in here, fair enough.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
I was like, oh, it had to hear talking about it.
I know. So how many did you get? How often
you were in this five? Five?

Speaker 2 (35:30):
I bought one for my daughter as well. I took
my daughter, took my daughter with me. She was like, wow,
this is this is very cool. I bought you five
different colors, different shapes.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Five just for you.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
I'm sort of thinking that I might gift some right,
because you know, for forty bucks, it's quite a good gift.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Yeah, it's a little out of the price range for
our office secret center.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
Yeah, we've got a sustainable one this.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Year, though, very sustainable. Have you drawn that are sustainable?
Have you drawn her? Have you you? I can't sound,
but I've got someone and I've already got their present.
Have you?

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Is it a just graps something from home sort of vibe?

Speaker 1 (36:09):
I look each of their own. But I went out
and rummaged through a second hand shop and Dargaville. Did
you Yeah? I found something you anyway? How often you
wear in these robes as I'm wearing them? Well, because
I don't know when, I don't know what occasual calls
for a robe. Well, I sleep nude, yeah, so that
doesn't call for a robe. No, But when I get up,

(36:31):
so I then reached for the robe. We need to
get up and get dressed.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
That's a good Christian. Why don't I get dressed? Well,
you know when you when you when I wake up
in the weekend, for example, I don't want to just
get dressed straight away. I want to wander around in
a robe like some kind of weird old middle.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Age dude, get dressed lawn at seven am, pairs of
aggressively like a man.

Speaker 5 (36:56):
Jerry Edmond, hold I keep breakfast, mastermind.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Yesterday's topic was assassinations and Bill the Concrete from Northland,
who was not my uncle Bill or my grandfather Bill.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Sorry, and I as grandfather. I've swapted microphones here.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
That was me when I was taken to the Lazy Boy,
which was.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
The first Yeah, that's right. I've just this is the
lazy Boy that we're giving away, and I dialed in
the optimum level of comfort, both from a lumbar perspective
and from a neck perspective and from a league perspective. Unfortunately,
I think since we moved it, we might have disconnected it. Oh,
we have disconnected Can you plug that thing back in? Sorry?
Are we on the radio? Yeah we are, Yeah, we are.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
So today we've got one hundred dollars up for grabs
at Jack Pott's fifty dollars every day.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
We don't have a winner.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
And since I've been talking about buying kimonos this morning,
Today's Mastermind topic is Japan.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
We're back on, We're plugged on. Mike's here, Mike, how
are you good? Good? Mike? Good, Mike? Do you own
a lazy boy? Nahwah too small? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, same,
That's what I'm thinking. I would almost forgo my couch
just to put a lazyble in. I don't know where

(38:10):
the miss, but we'll figure that out on the floor. Mike.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
You know this way, this speks forty five seconds. Five questions.
You've got to get three correct if you're going to
pass past quickly. If we start it up, you win,
all right, all right, okay, first question for Mike. Tokyo
is the biggest city in Japan by population. What is
the second biggest Jodo? No who's ranked higher in their

(38:37):
respective sport the Japanese men's rugby team or the football
team rugby?

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Correct?

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Mommafuku Undal is known as the inventor of what popular
dish sushi No which country lies closest to Japan geographically?

Speaker 4 (38:59):
Next?

Speaker 2 (39:00):
How many times has Japan hosted the Summer Olympic Games?

Speaker 1 (39:06):
One?

Speaker 2 (39:07):
No, Tokyo is the biggest city in Japan by population.
What's the second, it's Yokohama, Mamma fuku Undel he invented
instant noodles. Russia is the closest country to Japan geographically,

(39:28):
and Japan has hosted the Olympic Games four times. Bad luck, Mike,
it's lucky.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
So what does that mean tomorrow? We're up to one
hundred dollars tomorrow one hundred and thirsty to give away tomorrow? Jeeves, Hey,
when do we give this some lazy wore next year? Sometime? Yeah? Okay? Good?
Should we just not? Yeah, because I've now I've now
managed to install the microphone in a position where I
can sit in the lazy boy in and it's good.

(39:56):
I mean, I have no idea what's coming up on
the show.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
But yeah, well they wanted to see, they wanted us
to season it. Well, maybe you can soil it. Consider
it considerate season.

Speaker 7 (40:06):
Jerry and Midnight The Hodarcky Breakfast. Jerry and Midnight The
Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
It's Tuesday, which means that we are taking your lame
claims to fame. I'm three four, eight three or eight
hundred Hodache.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
It's right, no claim is too lame. Actually, let's go
straight to the phones, shall we. Good morning, Brodie? What's
your lame claim to fame?

Speaker 4 (40:28):
Once we stayed up at the good Man lou Vince
at the Airbnb in the sun North.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Ah and the Cuddy Caddy Peninsula.

Speaker 7 (40:35):
Yeap, right on the beach.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
Sheer lovely spot.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Oh beautiful romantic weekend away, was it, Brody?

Speaker 7 (40:40):
It was a nice little caravan there.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Yeah, I've been there as well.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Interview.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Come up there, Brody and describe the caravan. It's pretty cool,
isn't it It is.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
It's got a nice projector sort of system set up,
a nice sort.

Speaker 7 (40:53):
Of dark dark feel about it.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
It's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Pretty cozy outdoor bathtub or no.

Speaker 8 (40:59):
Outdoor shower.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Oh yeah, that's much outdoor overrated.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
And it's it's been done like he's sort of taken
little bits and pieces from places, hasn't he kind of
edited in there like he's clear the loopy.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Really good fella, Thanks very much for the call, Brodi.
Great lame claim to fame. The text line has headed
up my lame claim to fame as I held an
umbrella over Natasha Beddingfield's head as she walked from her
green room to the stage to perform last year. Really
that's pretty lome. She could have held it herself, to
be fair. Another one here, Florence Pugh told me I
had great eyes last year. That's not really lame.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Who's Florence Pugh.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Florence Peugh's an actress, actress. I could not know she
was in Oppenheimer. Oh is she any relation to Ali Pew?
I don't know. That will be a lame claim to fame.
But this person said Florence Peugh told me our great
eyes last year, which isn't really lame, but me shoehorning
it into every conversation I can is.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Yeah, No, that's not lame at all.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
That's actually quite another text three on three four A three.
I saw either Michael dug or his doppelganger and Wellington
on the weekend right. Stu Wilson told a blue joke
while speaking of the Burnside rugby club in nineteen ninety.
I was eleven. I got the joke and laughed. He
singled me out to say, why are you laughing? You
shouldn't get that about your age.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Wow, okay, Stu, come on, you know Nichelin dying people
for laughing at your joke.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
You told it. I got tipped fifty dollars in the
nineties from the herbs after I served them as a
waiter at Texas Bar and Steakhouse on Lincoln Road, Henderson.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
That's a big tip.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Fifty bucks and the nineties, yeah, I would have been
a few of them.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Still, that's still fifty buck tip. That seems still a
big tip now.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
When I was here dressing in the nineties, I was
a here dresser for a model agency in christ Church
and Nikki Watson, not his surname at the time, was
a model for the agent. N used to do her
here for fashion shows and photoshits. That's true. Ants from
Donner's My Lame claimed to fame from James As I
grew up on the same street as a Nigamore in Hornby.
There's a lot of people who grew up on the
same street as someone else, and that's one I once

(42:58):
got told if off several times by Gary McCormick at
Legend's nightclub in Hamilton. Mid to early nineties, because I
thought he was Jason.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Gm Well, hold on for a second, you thought he
was Jason fear Enough. Yeah, I mean that's Paul Gary.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
I'll tell you the stuff off to poor Gary. Lame
claimed to fame from Sheldon, Mary Jane to Marsi's farmer. Nope,
Mary Jane to Marsi's father was my father's godfather.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Okay, So Mary Jane to Maussi, she was one. She's
a newsreader here at radio hard to keep back in
the back in the eighties, it was Blackie John Hawksby
and Mary Jane to Marci and she was a great
I think she's still ready the news is she married
Jane to Marsi?

Speaker 1 (43:38):
Yeah, oh yeah, she was mart the radiods Mary Jane
to Marcy, either her or Joe Gilphillin.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
I thought it was Nevamu.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
No, that's Neva ready, Masady May.

Speaker 9 (43:50):
Whereas I'm Mary Jane to Marci. Well, who's Joe Gilphillin.
I'm Joe Gilfilin. He's someone different. He does he reads
the what is the week in wonder?

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Isn't it different? People? One last one? My Lame claimed fame.
I was the first person in the Auckland Zoom meercat
dome as a seven year old about twenty five years ago.
Keep those coming through three four eight three the first person.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Oh, they've got those domes where you pop your head
and then you can be amongst the meerkats. But that perspects,
and they've clouded over and you can't see out of
them anymore.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Yes, yeah, they haven't been claimed the long Keep teats
coming through three four eight three, or give us a call.
Oh eight hundred, hidarky, lame claims to fame.

Speaker 5 (44:29):
Jerry and Mini the Darchy breakfast.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
We have a smack bang in the middle of lame
claims to fame. Let's go back to the phone lines.
A good morning, hidarky. Who are we talking to? Hi?
This is Fenny, Hi mate, what's your lame claim to fame?

Speaker 10 (44:43):
I was an extra in the James Bond movie.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
Oh, hold run.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
This doesn't seem very lame to me. This seems quite
high level.

Speaker 10 (44:53):
I don't think I was ever featured in the film, Like,
I can't see myself in it.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Yeah, you never found yourself? What were you doing?

Speaker 3 (45:02):
It was?

Speaker 10 (45:02):
I think it was Another Day film and it was
the Rice Patty scene in Korea or something. So I
was like a peasant Korean girl.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Where did they film it?

Speaker 10 (45:13):
It was in the UK. I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
You're pretty sure. Weren't you there?

Speaker 3 (45:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (45:19):
I was. I was a child when it happened.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
So you've never been able to find yourself. And then
that is pretty lame. Thanks very much for the court takes.
On three four eight three, my grandpa shook Bill Clinton's
hand and he said he loves New Zealanders. Hadn't been
president yet, though my messes. This is her lame claim
to fame. She's met Bill Clinton.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Okay, it wasn't a cigar inc it was It.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Wasn't a cigar incident. I don't think it was a
Trump incident that she. I don't know what he was
here for, but he did like a tour of the
country and he went to rural primary schools around Chogham.
He came for Choggham. What's Chogham?

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Choghamm a meeting of course, nineteen ninety eight.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Well, but what would the Americans be doing at the
commoneralth heads of Govenment? No? Actually was it Choggham or
was it? No?

Speaker 2 (46:08):
The Asia Pacific one a a pick a pack.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
He came for a pick. Who's lame claim to fame?
I stopped James Fisher Harris's kid from running away from
him at Auckland Airport, and I claim that's why he
joined the Warriors.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
I thought he was going to say I stopped James
Fishers from scoring a try. It's like and I tackled him.
It's like, no, that would be quite hard.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
I think you did. Here we go, get the flow
chart out from Bruce on three four eight three. Lame
claim to fame. My son's girlfriend's mother's cousin is married
to Christian color.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Oh, jeepers, creepers. Okay, that's the hardest one I've ever
had to do.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
My son was named after Kelly, Right, can we go again?
Might just slow it down a bit. My sons yep,
girlfriends yeap, mothers yep. Cousin I've lost it, yep. Gotcha
is married to Christian Kellen. Yeah, okay, all right, it's
actually that's kind of that's right. Close. Another text through
ticket on his dad talk multi at my skill. Gary McCormick,

(47:06):
Gary McCormack, Gary McCormack.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
I don't know, do we want to open the McCormick files.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
I think it's dangerous. I don't think. I don't think
that's something. There's enough time in the day for all those.
My wife and I met my wife, Billy Connolly, and
she took a photo of us together. The camera was
slow and he swore at her to hurry up. I
was in the podium with a briefcase on Australia's Deal
or No Deal hungover the morning after a day last
soul concert, Jesus hell of a weekend and then another one.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
I watched that show, So Deal or No Deal. It's
on TV one. I think in the afternoons. It must
be about four forty five, between four thirty and maybe five.
And that is the ultimate soundown show.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
I watched it.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
I've never ever watched that show with the sound up.
I don't know what it sounds like. I've got no
idea what the host sounds like. I just see's dangerously
short and he gets gullied by every single.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
Person that comes on the Australian.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
And yeah, I've never seen it, but it's a great
soundown show. You can totally watch with that soundown and
you know exactly what's going on.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Yeah, what I love is when you go to time
zone or time out, you know, the arcades, and you
gather with a few kids and they're playing whatever games
they've got. They've got deal or no deal there. Ah,
it's essentially just the pokes, but at times one last
one here, hey, fellas, I once played scrabble with BAINO
and Joe Krm Karen wouldn't accept Colby as a word.
It got heated.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Wow, that's each see quite high level was David bain
and Joe Karen scrabble.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
Colby would be fine, Colby's the words Colby cheese.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Maybe you're spelling it wrong.

Speaker 5 (48:40):
Jerry Mundi the hod Ikey breakfast shod.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
We mop up a couple of last minute lame claims
to fame. Yeah, here's one from Ryan. Jerry Brownlee was
my woodwork teacher at Saint Bede's and christ Church.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Apparently a very good woodwork teacher. Jerry Brownlee. Really I've
met a couple of people who he taught.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Yeah, yeah, very very good. On a lathe k Taylor
was my pe teacher at high school. And Jason Garnn
is a third cousin of mine.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
All right, sitting down, mate, don't be greedy. One at
a time, Warreck Taylor, former second five for The All
Black's Great New Zealander. Jason Gunn is your third cousin.
It's like Ruda with his relative.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
I'm related to Phil Collins, his daughter Lily Collins.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Yeah. I love that you keep saying that you're also
related to his daughter. Of course you are. That's how
that works. How How is Cliff by the way.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
He's good man? Yeah, he was on the group. What's
that last night?

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Was that?

Speaker 3 (49:33):
He's going good congratulating your son on the He's going
to bowling today. It's going to be a good day
for Cliff. Long played famous. My best mate's dad is
Lord and Cora. I'd never met him until three years ago.
Another one here, I am related to Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Okay, but how I need to know how? I mean
we're all related. Yeah, that's right. Get back to Adam. Yep,
I've met buzz Aldron. He was speaking in an event
I port on West She I'd ask them if the
moon landing was faked.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
Nah, you no, don't ask him that because he punched
someone fasting in there. That's right, he gets Really, I mean,
imagine if you went to the moon, right, you're one
of the most important people in history. You've done one
of the possibly the greatest human achievement of all time.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Yeah, going to the moon.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
You've rested your life and then wound has come up
to you and they say to it, oh, bit was fake.
It's like you'd be so annoyed.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
Imagine going up to Siried and just being like, you know,
rop Sirid, but you probably didn't even climb it. Am
I right?

Speaker 4 (50:31):
Man?

Speaker 1 (50:31):
I won? This one's confusing. I was one. I was
on the news during the twenty eleven Rugby World Cup
and a Russian language listen and picked in spassy ba.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
Look what drinking on Tuesday?

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Then thank you? I don't know what the hell you're
I was once Centray interviewed Life on Breakfast by Sam
the Weatherman. I talked about on my jip boat for
a spin and talked about the commercial jip boat company
I worked for, Little Titino. I had pushed pushed the
boat out for the first night of winter Fast and
Queenstown the night Forms, violently hungover, really didn't want to
be there. That how's the hairline?

Speaker 7 (51:05):
Jerry and Midnight The Hodarchy Breakfast Jerry and Midnight The
Hodarchy breakfast.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
So the West Indies scraped their way to draw against
the black Caps in the first Test over the weekend.
They batted for one hundred and sixty three overs in
their second innings, which means that New Zealand bold for
one hundred and sixty three overs. The teams are now
Wellington for Test number two or kicks off at the
Base of Reserve at eleven am tomorrow and you can

(51:33):
listen to the ACC commentary just search Cricket on your
iHeartRadio app and joining us now as black Caps opening
batsman Devin come.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Wait, good a Devon, thanks for.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
Your Timeah, good morning, Jeremy. A good one hundred and
sixty three overs. Just explain to us what does that
due to a bowler in our team that has to
bowl one hundred and sixty three overs.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
Yeah, it's a serious for a bowler, I think. You know,
if you look back at Michael Brace, so I'm particularly
bold fifty five over in that final day, I mean,
and that's more bowling than you were bowling a horse.
So just looking at the man at the end of
that game, you know who was lifeless.

Speaker 10 (52:15):
So is that like.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Is that like arthritis? You just get immediately get arthritis
after doing that. I mean, that's that's brutal torture.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
Yeah, yeah, it's it's it's amazing, you know. And you
look at Rutch and he actually bowled twenty one over
then he had a blister on his finger for bowling spin,
Thank Bob.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
So what's what's been the plan in the break between,
because it's a pretty rapid turnaround you guys starting very shortly.
Have you guys been taking the Bears McCallum approach of
not training too hot?

Speaker 4 (52:48):
Well, I took the approach yesterday I played golf instead.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
Good it was.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
There was a nice day off. But I'm on my
way to training now as we speak. So we've got
time of training. Song sort of get Tom Bolman before tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
How are you guys dealing with all the injuries because
there's so many players that have been rolled out that
have just come back. Is it a bit of a
sort of whoever's capable of standing up off the cots
at the moment.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
Yeah, it's been a tricky one for the whole squad.
I think it's testing our reserves, you know. I think
it's exciting times though for those guys coming in I'm
an opportunity for them to obviously represent the back Caps
and show what they've got. But yeah, I certainly feel
for the guys have been injured, particularly in the fast
point of department, which is not ideal for us of

(53:32):
the group.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
When Blundell went down, did you consider picking the gloves
up at all?

Speaker 4 (53:39):
Well, it was a short discussion with Tommy Latham, but
I think he's the more experienced campaigner when it comes
to taking the gloves, and you know, I think he
took upon himself that you wanted to do the workload,
so credit to him. It wasn't a race to try
and get those gloves. So I was pretty happy.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
Well you got it that you didn't get a bowl,
and what do you bowl?

Speaker 4 (54:02):
Yeah, I was pretty close to get getting a ball
on that final day bowl right on or spin. Unique story.
I stopped bowling when I left South Africa. I sort
of yipped up a little bit when I bowled, so
I decided when I moved. When I moved over to
New Zealer, I just wasn't gonna bowl again. So yeah,
but I was pretty close. I think I did ask
tom to have a bowl just before that final New ball,

(54:23):
so I didn't see the confidence in my question, so
I think.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Devin you probably a unique man to uniquely equipped to
answer this next question. But Jerry is playing and chasing
the fox this weekend as someone who dealt with a
bit of bowling yips, and there's also a golfer. Jerry's
got the golfing yips. Any any tips for getting through that?
You know?

Speaker 4 (54:44):
This is a funny one because I think I've also
had the yips in golf too. I used to putt
left handed, and now I've actually changed the right handed
because the yes became so bad putting left handed. So
I actually don't have anything for you. Just ride the
way some days lest some days you're just yep, yes

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with the golf.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Is it ever?

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Devin Conway black cap openings, mats, and thank you so
much for your time and and best ofluck for the
test tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
Thanks Joy, chasing the Fox all the best.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
Thanks mate. It's Devin Conway. Similar look with the tab
so you're gonna have a look at right at left
handed golf clubs.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
I've tried putting left off. Putting's okay, it's the off
the teaser problem. I got the t yips just moves
around my game, New Zealand paying dollar twenty tomorrow to
win the draws.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Nine fifty.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
That's the ruder option there, nine fifty. Weather looks good.
West Dundees seven bucks.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Seven bucks, I don't know. I don't know. Seven, I
don't know.

Speaker 5 (55:51):
Jerry and Leni the hold icky breakfast.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
So great pleason to welcome Die Henward into the studio.

Speaker 8 (55:57):
Morning Die, Oh, good morning. It's been a been a
one on between chats. It's good to be back.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
There's been a while.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
We're just talking about golf paraphernalia that we're getting served
up on our social media.

Speaker 8 (56:08):
I have very distinct algorithms. It's golf paraphernalia is very
expensive and very huge. I've got this thing that they
keep advertising me that looks like a metal hula hoop that's.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
About ten.

Speaker 8 (56:23):
Run the club along at the whole wall. How are
you taking the end to the driving round?

Speaker 1 (56:28):
I'll get your halves on one though.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
I've got a ball that they keep trying to say
that some ball that goes under your arm and some
other flaccid stick.

Speaker 8 (56:36):
Yeah, I just stick with a golf ball at the
end that clicks out at the Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
For tempo I just bought that grip trainer thing the
other day. Remember he's got the trainer. Because you guys
are playing in the This is called a segway by
the way, you guys are playing in the Chasing the
Fox on Friday. I have the group that you're playing with. Oh,
do you guys remember who you played with last year?
We played with the politicians.

Speaker 8 (56:59):
Years We played with Max Key, John Key and David
Seymour last time.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Yes. Well they've torn up David Seymour's treaty because he's
not on the team anymore. You guys are playing with
Sir John Key, Max Key, and a bloke by the
name of Cyril. I don't know who Cyril is. Cyril, Yeah,
Cyril's going to be going around with you.

Speaker 8 (57:17):
Cyril sounds like a nineteen fifties politician.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Does he have aer No, he doesn't have a key.

Speaker 8 (57:25):
John Key and Cyril that's the politician, Step that's the father.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
One of them is a politician. They're just called Team
Fuel this year versus Team Media, which is of course
both of you and a guy called Bryce Yes. And
then Team Campbell, which is Ben Campbell and Mac Boucher,
who are going to be playing alongside you guys as well,
not on how many people playing with us. There's three groups,

(57:51):
three teams.

Speaker 8 (57:53):
Those last two were sort of more your pro yes, okay,
who a YouTube famous or actual pros?

Speaker 2 (58:02):
And they actually play in our group? Don't they just
play along?

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Don't they know?

Speaker 8 (58:06):
Because all the group we we they're more the groups
we go round with. And then all the scores go in.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Yes, And the last up at the end last time
around last year was Ryan Fox. This year it's still
Ryan Fox, but also Daniel Hilliot. Yeah, so how I mean,
how are you guys going to go against two of
them playing it?

Speaker 8 (58:24):
Look, I look at it this way, right, I wasn't
born and raised to be a good golfer. I'm we
we reached the pinnacle last year.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
This is like we get.

Speaker 8 (58:35):
Edmund Hillary, Right, he gets to the top of Everest,
he Toboggans down on superintending or whatever he did right
the next time. It doesn't matter if he gets to
the top or not. It's just about not dying. Just
go and have fun, get to base camp and without
the pressure. Because I'm in a little bit of a
similar point with Jerry having I'm having a few yips

(58:57):
here and there happy with the short game. But I think,
you know, with the pressure off, we can just have fun.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
Yeah, that's me and the weird things. I don't remember
much of the I remember you. I was hammered. I
I remember the walk down the final hole with Die
in the in the afternoon sunshine, talking about, imagine if
we win this with this last part, because.

Speaker 8 (59:20):
We didn't actually really know how tight it was, or
the fact that we were.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
You were in the lead. You were in the lead
at that point, and actually Ryan Fox couldn't catch you guys.
There were a couple of other groups who could, but
he couldn't. Yeah, and so that's why he's brought Dan
Hilly around the story.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
Yeah, well fair enough, I get it.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
But we're walking down there.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
I remember that, but and then I remember the final part,
and then I remember some of the celebrations, which for
me went into I think I went to bed it
maybe just before the sun came up.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
I think I saw a photo of you at three
a m. With the trophy still in your hands.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
I was drinking all night from that trophy. Ye, I
was drinking. I was drinking champagne all night from that trophy.
I didn't drink from any other vessel.

Speaker 8 (01:00:00):
I woke up to some phenomenal videos from you in
that night. It was it was a joy, It was
an absolute joy. And and that the whole, the whole
vibe out there. I mean, I think a lot of
the members, the older members who go along, may not
have seen that many Polynesian tradees in one period before.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
I watched someone tell Petti Wheepy to take Gumberts off
at one point and the red bed.

Speaker 8 (01:00:30):
Oh, it's such a good, a good vibe out there.
I've got some new clubs which now.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Tell me that fixed everything about your game, So I
can justify buying new clubs.

Speaker 8 (01:00:41):
I think they have. So I got on. I found
this Japanese second handshop, No, this Japanese brand. You had
to have a cryptocred account. It was a very interesting situation,
but I got them and they're great clubs and they
were and they fitted them for me.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
So but short nop, guys. There's this guy listening this
morning called Ryan Fox. He's just sent through a message saying, Gee,
the boys are searching for their magic golf.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
Bullet today, training circles all sorts of Is there a
magic golf bullet?

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
But a great thing about the tournament though, because it
is three ball Ambrose. You just need a little bit
of magic consistency and we definitely don't have that.

Speaker 8 (01:01:21):
So my first my uncle is a golf umpire, and
my first golfing experience, when I was eight, was at
the Grange. Really yeah, and I was so stressed about golf.
And my parents are sort of more in the art.
They they hadn't gotten to golf yet, so they dressed
me up. I was in a full suit.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
What you're playing in a suit? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:01:45):
I showed up in a suit and then my my
uncle said, okay, the only thing you can take off
is your is your ties. Your tie, and I just
you know, had a bit of a had around so
so and it was I mean pretty nerve recking because
the Grange has always been pretty pretty flash course and yeah,

(01:02:07):
and that sort of freaked me out about golf for
a while.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
There's a lot of etiquette. Yeah, I mean you were
very young to be on the course. I think I
joined up when I was fourteen, and that was the
youngest you could be. They didn't want anyone younger. No refreshed,
no hold off by the ladies.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
I'm just going to have a look up at the
odds because last year you guys were six to one year. Yeah,
thanks very much. I wish I put more. I put
ten bucks on I wish I put more on us.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
They're not out yet, not out yet, Okay, that'll be
super interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
You guys don't seem as confident this year's like, oh look.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
Look, well you just don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:02:44):
Well you say, not as confident. Last year I had
zero confidence around winning.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
It was about this is going to be a fun day. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:02:52):
Now now it's like, oh, we actually didn't win.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
With the defending, everyone's going to be coming for your heads.
How it.

Speaker 8 (01:03:03):
But let me tell you, if you're still listening out there, Ryan,
if you come for the King, you've been.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Miss Thanks for coming and die. Thanks for listening to
the Hidachey Breakfast. We'll be back from six am tomorrow morning,
podcast out at eleven. Stick around on the podcast. Will
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Speaker 8 (01:03:20):
Oh definitely.

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