📻Knife Licker - The Radio Show

Today on the Show, Jerry and Manaia discussed table manners and why they matter... (0:24:42)

Plus it is lame claim to fame tuesday! (0:43:08)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
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Speaker 3 (00:08):
Welcome lot The Hurdarchy Breakfast Tuesday, the twelfth of May
twenty twenty six years the Chips theme. This is the
Erica strata of the Hurdarque Breakfast team.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
And I stew it and I don't get either of
those references, but I do think on man, I'm sure
they are, and I'm happy to be here.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
You'll very much punch John.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
I'll be doing some heavy gurgling in the next song.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Here.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Ah, you'll see why. Big show coming up. I'm just
scrolling down through here. I see nose here, I see
sharing towels, I see starting gangs.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
This is a big shirt I see later on your
lame claims to fame.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yes, oh, lame clams to flame. I mean it just
really gets Tuesday off to a rollicking start. Couldn't be
on a bit of day. I don't think lame claims
to fame. It's exactly what we need on a tunes day.
You know, Tuesdays you can often just lose a bit
of momentum, but not flag clams to fan.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
But if you googled punch in John Alfonso Poncerelli was
his name, John Alfonso Pontrelli, you'll see why you'll punch.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Cop drama from the seventies.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yep, Oh yeah, I'm John. I'm John Baker, Gee said
as us photoshop Jobby there.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
For Jerry and Mini the hold ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
I'm done. Sorry, I've just done a deep dive, and
I know I shouldn't have got waylaid because nobody will care,
but I've gone deep onto Punch from Chips, Punch and John,
I'm very much the John Baker, You're very much the
I thought it was Alfonso Poncerello, but it's not racist.
It's actually Llewellen Poncerello. Eric Ostrada as well.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
And everyone knows that can tell it just to look
at him.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
He loomed large over the nineteen eighties.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Eric Astrada.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
He came here to telephone in nineteen eighty I'm going
to say nineteen eighty four, but it may have been
eighty five even and did some.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Clam to make sure of that. He did clap press ups.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Someone someone, some smart New Zealander out there who could
well be listening right now. Pledged ten dollars probably or less,
maybe five for Eric Strada to do ten clap press ups,
and he did them.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
He clap, pressed up, press up, he pressed a bit up.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
And one of the questions here when I googled Eric Strata,
how Richard Eric Strata four million dollars apparently.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
And across the course of his career that spanned sixty
years now.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Apparently still works in law enforcement.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Does Eric Strata wear a wag?

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yes, Erica Strada wears a tupe. In the nineteen seventies,
he shot to fame on the hick cop show Chips.
After thirty years, he returned to the spotlight by wagging
his wig, wagging his work.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Yeah, you never heard of wig wagging?

Speaker 3 (03:00):
If I never heard of Poncho or Chips, Chips California
Highway Patrol c h P. And then they put an
eye on there, just a lower case I as well.
There are motorbikes.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
What's going on? Is it?

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Motorbikes mainly filmed on the back of a trailer, so
that cruise along on their motorbikes on the back of
a fixed trailer. And they were always their bikes, never
went forward all back. They always stuck right beside each
other because they were fixed on a trailer.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
This all sounds really interesting. I've never heard of the show,
so none of these facts are interesting to you at all.
I don't know someone out there has watched this wall
and how it will be fallen. We'll have fallen off
their seat this morning to learn how that was filmed.
I think I look by the show. It's my life.

(03:51):
I learned this morning. My favorite things in the world
Eric strat to remember, No you know it's here? No
I don't. It wasn't real. Who gets I've never heard. Well,
now I know far more about Orchestrator. We do look
like them, to be fair. Sorry, well, yeah to a
degree if we were arounder the eighties. Oh hey, what's

(04:11):
going on? Just quickly, while we were while we're talking,
what's going on? Tanner Boy's just resigned. You will have
heard of him. He plays for the Warriors. Now this
is interesting because remember last week where they were talking
about metcalf Luke. Metcalfe has management had approached the club
and said, what's the plan going forward? What's going on?
What's going on exactly?

Speaker 3 (04:33):
And that very song they literally see they just turned
up and they played that song What's going.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
On a tape deck and they hit play and they
went what's going on? Because I think, and I know people,
it turned a lot of people off Luke Metcalfe. But
I don't think it's his fault. I think it's his
managers who are going because halfbacks get paid more than
just about any other position in the comp So if
you're the manager, you're going to go, hey, if he's
not playing half back here, then we can't get a

(04:58):
bigger contract somewhere else. So we're going to you know,
if he's not playing half back here, we want compassionate grounds.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
And we went out, Yeah, I suppose they don't want
him to weather on the vine.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Well, they don't want them to weather on the vine
because as a manager, you just see dollar signs and
you're like, well, I'm missing out here. Does anyone else
use that term?

Speaker 3 (05:13):
I was talking about Luke Metcalfe and the current situation
that he's withering on the vines?

Speaker 1 (05:17):
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Okay, well you if anyone's listening out their league pundits, Yeah, well.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
So you can use that, you can use that someone
thicks it and said metcalf to P ANDNG. Well, this
is interesting because there's a couple of other contracts that
are moving around. So Tanner boys just resigned through until
twenty twenty nine. Now there's a bit of a log
gem in the halves there is he are half back?
Is Luke Metcalfe half back? That'll be why Luke Metcalfe
wants to know what's what's going on? And the other

(05:43):
one is that you know her as Teveta who was
in the building yesterday. He apparently is only interested in
a one year contract for next year or through until Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Yeahsh he coming into the lucrative part of his career,
isn't he.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah, he's playing Wow. And what happens after next year,
pap when you get to come into the competition and
you can get paid and not pay any text.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Judy free, you get paid in heaps and heaps of
tom Ford fragrance Judy free. Yeah, that'll be interesting, I
think as well with Chanelle Harris Tavida, he's playing some
good footy, yes, and he knows he just wants to
offer himself up to other clubs. I can see him
living in Sydney, actually, I can see him living in
the Brisbane Goldie.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Then he took a year off to go and drink
mushroom shakes on the beach in Thailand. It seems to
work for him. I did it did work for him,
So I can see him. I can see him over
in P and G. What about a world where you've
got Luke Metcalf at Sex.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
I liked him at Sex.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Well, then that means l Harris Devida's gonna go.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Yeah, he seems like he wants to go anywhere. Don't
don't let don't let look met Cup whether on the viney, Well,
that's that's.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
A dear boy loop meet Cup. We're a work like
Erica Struta. How does he film his motorbike scenes?

Speaker 5 (07:00):
Gery Edmondnight, The hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
So I witnessed something yesterday that I was shocked at.
I've seen that happen in my house and I'm disgusted
by it in my own home. But I never thought
that i'd say it when I was out and about,
not from a member of this group. And I'm looking
around the room here. We went out yesterday after our show.
We're now going out after the show for a little

(07:25):
bit of a coffee.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah, hit in the purse pretty heavily.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
We do that during the show, ye, and we go
out have a coffee upwards, maybe have a little sweet treat.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah, a cheese gone.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Yeah, yesterday I had some banana loaf.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
I consider myself the cheese scne a seur. I feel
like I've tried just about every cheese gone and God's
Christ in Christendom. How did yesterday's cheek gone go? Really good?
Really good? My only gripe with it is it was
reheated via microwave, which I'm not a fan of. Can
go soggy, but it was fresh enough that it didn't.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
How would you prefer to have that reheated in the
sandwich press? Yeah, the Jewish woman with a piece of
bacon paper wrap around it, with a piece of baking
paper wrapped around it. Yeah, to protect it, to protect
it from other people's germs, well, well from the from
the grub it's on the from the on the press.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
And then heat that thing up so it soaks the butter.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
And yeah, I had a piece of banana life with walnut.
It was really good.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
That was warm too, Yeah, so much butter I put on.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Incredible, It just melted right into it turned it into
a buttery dog. But anyway, as I was sitting there
and we were eating our WIRs, I looked across and
one of the members of the team went licked the knife.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Who was that m.

Speaker 6 (08:42):
That.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
I actually didn't see this, but I could have guessed.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Yeah, but you could produce a ruder licking a knife.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yeah, well you were.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
You were done with it. Now maybe maybe things are changed,
But when I was growing up, that would have had
you in my family. A knife was you get town
to mount ten to amount two laying a cable in
the middle of the dinner table. Oh my god. Wow,

(09:12):
Lacking a knife was such a no go zone. Nobody
ever did to get their tongue anywhere near a knock.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Because it's uncoutha because it's dangerous.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Well it was my dad, John Wells, was running a
very strict manners regime at the table. It was very
much knives and four. I was eating with a knife
and fork. I think when I was about one and
we were scooping our soup backwards. We were spoons, we
were we and he. I remember, as a kid, like

(09:43):
I may be I was five or six. I remember
that the standards dropped for some reason, and then he
implemented the wooden spoon at the table. So the wooden
spoon was brought to the table and sat beside him.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Off a disciplinary.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
It was sitting there as a threat. It was like this,
standards have dropped around here, and I'm not happy with
how things are going. And when I say standards have dropped,
do you know what it was? Someone was shoveling there.
I remember my brother shoveling his peas with his fork backwards,
so you know, you're not allowed to put your fork
and like it's like if the if you lay your
fork flat with the bits and then you shoveled using

(10:21):
you know, it's it's basically how everybody eats. Yes, it's normal.
It's completely and it's the most normal way to eat.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
If you've never seen a fork before, that's how you'd
assume it's to be used.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Yeah, it's like you use it kind of like a spoone, but.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
You're supposed to use it upside down? Is that for
the peas? And you oh yeah, oh yeah, and then
use the mash.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Told use the mash, you use the other foods to
bind the peas together. So my brother had been shoveling.
My dad had goes shoveling, shoveling, shoving a stand beside,
and then so he'd been shoveling, and he'd been caught
shoveling a couple of days in a row. So the
wooden spone came and sad at the table. So anyway,
the lacking of a knife isn't even like nobody nobody

(11:03):
thought to even do that.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
That would be.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Because mainly because it's common sense. Don't look a knife
cut your tongue off, man.

Speaker 7 (11:09):
I mean, it's a butter knife. Generally, it's the one
that you use when you're eating your dinner. Like, so
I'll lock the knife, I will get to the bottom
of the plate, and I will use my finger to
lick up any sauces.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
John Wells would have whacked your ass raw with that
wooden spoon. Would have been in all sorts of trouble.

Speaker 7 (11:26):
What about my Swedish brother in law, Piatrice, who literally
lifts the plate towards his face and.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Licks, Oh my god, licks that thing, says Race going
to come back into that story, know what they do.
It's a European text. On three four three. We've got
photos of us at the table with the wooden spoon
or spatula. Next time, I'll tell you what it worked.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
You never used that, It just it just sat there.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
It was the threat.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
He also used to pull it out.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Before reports bring it to the cafe this.

Speaker 5 (11:58):
Morning in the knife the Key breakfast.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
A couple of texts have come in around table manners.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yeah we've we've we've started a debate around table manners.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
We not even a debate. It's it's a trip down memory. Late.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Well, Rudy used Lexus fork sorry Lexus Lexus knife and
other people's knives. I mean, I don't know about lacking
your knife, that's to me.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Are you worried about whether anyone else is having a
good time around you or not?

Speaker 5 (12:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:26):
That waste not what not man? But does? But does
anyone want to sit at a cafe with someone locking
a knife next to them?

Speaker 3 (12:32):
So you with me and I must you are you
were with the licking the knife?

Speaker 1 (12:36):
You lock your knife? No, zobey, do you lock your knife? No?

Speaker 3 (12:39):
No one in here looks knifelckers. It's a it's a
problem in society.

Speaker 7 (12:44):
But I'm not the only one.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
We need to legislate against it.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
I think we do. Yeah, that whichever party is willing
to do that.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
I don't think New Zealand first would like knifelckers.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Sounds like a slur, doesn't it.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Yeah, I think the green part Greens would do a
better knife licking. I wouldn't want to waste.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
It's bad for the Envio's just gonna bloody split your
tongue if you don't. That's why you don't do it.
Most of the tablemen has have a reason. Yeah, the
elbows one I can't forigret No, I don't understand. I
don't really understand that.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
I think that was like the king was allowed to
put his elbows on the table or something back in
the day.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Right. What I find annoying is that the same people
that enforce things like elbows off the table, we'll also
say something like horrifically racist or home and at the
table and you're like, oh, but the elbows were elbows.
Your elbows were on the table. But the word you
just said that I haven't I've never heard said before.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
I didn't ever understand the albls on the table back.
Does it look sloppy or something? I think if you're
eating with your elbows on the table. It means that
your head's down too low.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
And yeah, you don't get your.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Knife and fork off. Maybe you can get your knife
and fork off.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Big sticks through. In our house, the steel was used
for elbows on the table. So you were saying how
your your family had the wooden spoon on the table
sometimes for disciplinary purposes. Oh, apparently the steels being used
in Bix's house.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Her parents are quite so. My bridge grandmother never forgave
me for using a knife and the jam instead of
a spone. Some people would have the jam sitting on
the breakfast table and you get the tea spoone that
you'd then spoon it onto your little small plate that
you then use your knife to put onto your onto
your things.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
There's a lot of utensils plates, you guys got, I
feel your well, same man as regime at mine growing up,
Although we were allowed to operate a fork in shovel
mode if you put it in the other hand.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
This was the same as my and my family that
was acceptable. Okay, so you have to move it to that,
you have to move it to your right hand.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
And then you're allowed to operate shovel and.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Then you could use shovel mode. Why there is no
reason for that. I couldn't never wake that out. The
other one was pasta you were allowed to use your
your fork two.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
And the spoon. There was different rules around past when
that came out. Well, my I grew up. My mother's
left handed, so I do a lot of stuff left handed,
and I eat left handed. Ah. Yeah, so every time
I sit down a restaurant and got to swap the knife
and fore go over.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
My daughter does that too, and she sits the table
the wrong way round.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Yeah I did that.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
Yeah, So I give her the wooden spoon for the.

Speaker 5 (15:04):
Jerry and Night.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
The Hotarchy breakfast populated sport headline thanks to export Ultra
the beer for here. Northern District's cricket boss Ken Rutherford
is stressing the need to sort out a broadcast deal
after the delayed start to the proposed privatized in zed
twenty franchise league.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
kN Rutherford forgive me split the Adam Ken.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Rutherford No used to play for a Tago former cricket captain.
Great cut shot and got on the drive like the
fleck through midwork different Rutherford, large nose.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
What is the Rutherford butl the Adam, Ernest and Ernie Sorry.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
The twenty suber Smash will run for one more summer.
As a result, the n Z twenty sounds like an
America's cup boat will start to see BETWEENY twenty seven
for the women and one month later for the men.
No current rights holder will stream games, but Rutherford's hoping
a solution is found.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
So it's all so confusing and hard to keep track of,
isn't it. Because they were like, Oh, we're going to
We're going to do the in I know we're not.
And then I feel like some people lift their jobs
because of it, because they took a stand on one
side or the other. God, you'd be annoyed if you
were like, hey, look I think it's a good idea,
but I just don't think we can get it done
in the timeframe that you are suggesting. And then they said,

(16:16):
well we want you to resign then, and then you
were right, yeah, man, they would you hid iteels like
a bit of a mess.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
The Warriors have reportedly sealed the signature of half back
ten out that's with An H. Boyd long term Nacha
Tana reports say that Boyd has agreed to stay at
Mount Smart until the end of twenty twenty nine.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Can go home laugh about that.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
I suppose he's got to live in Pinros Well wants
to live in Pinros. Pinro's's favorite subject is anyone. I've
seen this before on the shape Pinros Anyone's favorite so bit.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
I'll tell you if you were into the manufacture of
ball bearings, you would love Pinros In lunch.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
Barts Boys sad in the absence of Loop Metcalf the season,
leading the club to seven wins from nine games. Although
it would be quite good to live in Penrose and
there's a residential part to it and you could walk
to the I mean that would.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
There would be bloody handy and you can charge people
twenty bucks a pop to park on your lawn too.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Yeah, you can do that just by turning up with
the Hiver's vest to one of those workplaces I do
under that and then just charge people have done it.
They just charge twenty bucks. Yeah, and then you take
the jacket off and your bucker off.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Yeah Jesus not a bad little money spinner.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Yeah, it's likely to bring. Actually the person who did that, man,
they were hated, they got found out and they got
oh you do it once they got run out of town.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
You do it once.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Yeah, it's likely to bring more attention to the future
of Metcalf at the Warriors, having fallen down the pecking order.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Well, he's been injured, you know, it's hard to say
whether he's fallen down the pecking order or not. I
just it is very interesting, and I guess this is
a f I'm going for silver linings. This is the
kind of thing that happens to a good club. You
know what I mean is we have log jams and
we have speculation about the future of different players. This
only happens to good clubs, and we're a good club,
and we're a good club.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
My concern is that. And you guys can use this,
And can you put this through to whoever writes these
headlines were in it?

Speaker 1 (18:04):
AI?

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Could you put it through to AI that we don't
want Metcalf withering on the vine. Whether its withering on
the vine, I'd like to see that at some stage.
This morning and Auckland will host a key warm up
sailing regatta for the Los Angeles Olympics. Takapuna Boating Club
will play. That's a bar, isn't it. We'll host my

(18:26):
host men's sevens and women's six World Championships. What's that
Bugatta has received government funding from the Major Events Fund. Great,
it didn't make any sense to me.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Yeah, but you also thought the boat club was just
a bar. It is, isn't it. That's the thing, the
boating Club. It's a bar restaurant. Everyone was drunk, weren't
they cafe? They were sailing.

Speaker 5 (18:52):
Jerry, and then the breakfast.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
There's a couple of texts and around manners and the
fact that the licksu's knife when you're eating with them
at cafes, swipe the knife either side sas this texture
of the fork and that goes in the mouth. But
the plate though yack.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yeah, that's true. You're allowed to do that.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
So when you've got something on your knife that you think, hmm,
that could end up in my mouth. I don't want
to waste that, then you go shrink, shrink either side
of your fork, and then you put the fork in
your mouth and you eat it that way.

Speaker 7 (19:22):
Rudy, you don't lick your knife, Well, no, I lick
the knife, but I also use my finger to get
things like gravy or sauce or kicked over meshed potato.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Or where's that finger bean?

Speaker 7 (19:33):
Well, I generally generally will wash my hands before you eat.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Yeah, when did you wash your hands before you went
to the cafe?

Speaker 7 (19:39):
Well, I didn't know if I.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Wash the hands before they go to a cafe, And
then do you go and shake someone's hand with your
with your greasy, bloody, gravy hands.

Speaker 7 (19:47):
Look, it's just it's just a bit of dirt. Man,
It's buzzy dirt throughout the atmosphere.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
It's buzzy. You're licking them cleaner.

Speaker 7 (19:52):
And it's pretty unfair, actually, Gary, for you to be
going at me after what you did at the cafe yesterday.
What did I do, little mister nose pluck her over there?
Just sitting there, like, just sitting there. We're all enjoying.
I had a smoothiem and I had a coffee. Zoe
also had a coffee, and you just sit there and
you're talking to us and all of a sudden you're
just in the middle of your sentence, Yeah, and pluck

(20:13):
that thing out and you must have grabbed three for it.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
Well, I actually didn't get any. It was unsuccessful. I
did go in and for a mission to try and
grab Well, it's currently I'm in that really annoying face.
Well it's just gone through. I'm now I'm through the
other side. But there's a bit where your nose here
grows back and it tackles the inside of your nose
and just constantly rubbing your nose and it drives your nuts.
It looks like you've got some kind of cocaine addiction.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
And I'm rubbing the nose like this.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
And yesterday during that breakfast that we had, I just
constant he on my nose and I need to try and
extract these hairs out of here.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
But again the problem is I'm now Zoe and I
are now sitting at the cafe watching Ruder lacking his
knife and then you pulling hairs out of your nose.

Speaker 5 (20:56):
Jerry and Midnight the Hodkey Breakfast saw.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
A over the weekend of what happens in Thailand to
young men who get conscripted into the army.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Can we talk about this on the radio? What we can?

Speaker 4 (21:10):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Right, we can. It's a different sort of I know
what you're talking about. I'm talking about you know, when
you hear about your coworker who just goes to Thailand
for a holiday by themselves in the early fifties.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
Oh yes, right, this is slightly different videos of that.
This is slightly different. So every April in Thailand, young
men at the age of eighteen have to draw a
card from a jar, so they turn up to this
place and that determines whether they will serve two years
in the military or.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Not at eighteen. Because I'm picturing like, you know, like
the gamer eighteen year old dude, Yeah, who's just dedicated
his life to being a professional gamer or something. And
then he pulls up draws the card. It's like two
years in the military. Brother.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
Well, this is interesting because the video I saw friends
and family go along and watch. It's quite a spectacle
and it's run by the military, but the military aren't
serious about it. They kind of laugh along as well.
And everyone has to stand there and the military person,
the soldier holds them and they're facing forward. Sometimes there's
like three people lined up because they're trying and run

(22:12):
and someone someone's job to pull out like either a
red card or a black card.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Yeah, it which one means you're going into the military.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
The red card means that you get the service.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
That they shouldn't do it that way. It should be
the green card should be like awesome, congratulations in the military,
because no one wants to I mean conscription that no
one wants to go into the army if they haven't
been I mean I didn't get asked to go into
the army, and I was in there for probably four years,
first four years of my life. Yeah, you were born
on a military Yes, so I've done my time. So

(22:43):
if they tried to come from me and said, right,
we're conscripting you into the army, I think you'll check
my record. Mate. I was actually even an essays that
one time where I went out on the purse of
my mate and woke up in the barracks and went
and used the bathroom, and then by the time he
went down for breakfast, there were rumors of a guy
with a beard and the barracks. Yeah you know who
has beard? Says, what does you do?

Speaker 3 (23:03):
Look like a trip off the old block with Willyappiada
and the vibe there.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Oh god, he didn't look like he says, Oh, but
they never do that.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
So these guys are standing there and then you see
some guys that get the red card and they're genuinely like,
oh my god, they got it.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Break down into it would be like ben sent to
jail for some of them, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Two years in the military. And then you see the
black card people that get exemption, and they're like that
first pumpink Yeah. So and family and friends go along
to watch, and there's a whole viewing area. It's like
a stadium and there's a viewing area, and so they're
like all nervously, you know, biting their nails and they
are yes or no.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
I mean they should televisor yeah. Like the NBA draft. Yeah,
with the third pick in the twenty twenty six military draft,
the Thailand's second first Battalion selects Jeremy Well, it's.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
A pretty freaky system. I mean, just considering that it's
just someone else that's picking up the card too, So
it's not you. You don't get to say on on
what card are going to pack out.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
High stage lottery. And if you get the black one
and you're not unpresumably you you don't go back NIX
to you dud No, okay, Oh you're just done that.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
You're done.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Oh my god. So imagine if you didn't want to
be in there and you watch three your mates get
the black card. They get to go home park up
on the PlayStation.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
You're read, well, your whole life changes over this one
hard like that that sets you off on a completely
different path.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
It's brutal. It is brutal. That's why I got mine
out of the way earlier.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
They're actually looking at the mark. I think it's today
or maybe tomorrow. The nation's top court is going to
decide if the conscription lottery is going to continue.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Well again, like you say, if it does continue, could
at least televise it, surely.

Speaker 5 (24:38):
Jerry and Midnight The hold Ikey Breakfast. Jerry and Midnight
The hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Talking before seven o'clock about table manners, mainly because Ruder's
got shocking table manners and was grossing everybody out at
the table yesterday when read a cafe by licking his knife, Yes,
was it mine?

Speaker 1 (24:58):
It was your knife? Well, you left a bit of
butter on it.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
I thought, wore excuse me? That was my knife?

Speaker 1 (25:04):
It was your knife someone else's.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
I mean, who looks their knife.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
It's a great point. You didn't get any food yesterday?

Speaker 7 (25:11):
No, Well, I had a big smoothie because I felt
a little bit hungover after split in.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
So you lickd someone else's knife, waste not what not my?

Speaker 3 (25:19):
But there's nothing to what did you want?

Speaker 7 (25:22):
I wanted Jerry's butter has warm, soft butter, but there's.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
There wasn't really much better on my knife. I mainly
put it on too my after I'd.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Finished with it. Man, every day we straight further from
God's path every.

Speaker 7 (25:35):
Day you plucked your nose. Here is at the table.
It's a table man.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
This is not about me, all right, This is about you,
and this is about table man. It's not about nose plucking.
That was a one off incident, the nose plucking, and
I won't do that.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
I won't do that.

Speaker 7 (25:50):
It's more common.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
I won't do it at the table again. It was
a one off at that cafe, but I never been
seen that really shorts me to find out that wasn't
even your knife that you were looking at. We're talking
about it before and the morning. Guys just on table
manners always have a debate with my wife which hand
do you hold the fork and knife? Sorry, I think

(26:12):
I'm getting sick from people licking my cutlery. I'm left
hand fork, right hand knife. She's the other way around.
Your thoughts also don't look the knife.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
Right hand knife. Yes, I'm a strong hand knife because
sometimes you gotta hack that thing and you got to
use your knife in that situation. And I suppose back
in the day when table manners were devised, you would
you have a big old carving knife situation. You'd be
hunking up chunks of meat, so you need your strong

(26:43):
hand and that would be tough that meat. Back in
the day slow cooking things.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
I'm a left hander. When I eat, I have my
fork in my right hand and then I'm shoveling. Oh
do you yeah? Okay, But when I was at the
freezing weeks, knife in my right hand. Yeah, there we go.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Okay, so you're but you're quite ambidixter you and I
because you can throw the ball. I've seen you throw
a ball right and left handed.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Yeah, by my mum's left handed. So growing up I
learned a lot of things left handed. And it wasn't
until I got older I was like, I'm actually not
left handed. I'm right handed, and so I could for
a long time do stuff both, but I can't anymore.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Question without warning, do you wipe left or right handed?

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Right handed? Okay? Have you ever had an injury to
your dominant hand and then had to and how did
that go?

Speaker 3 (27:28):
I have, in fact, I've had an injury to both
my hands when I fell off my bmex. Oh that's right,
and I grazed all of my fingertips and I had
things on all of my fingertips basically like a like
a you know those cheese grater, Yeah, but on my
all my hands and I couldn't use them, and my

(27:49):
grandmother had to help me. That was a humany any moment, Damn,
poor old Chilli. Grandma would have brought you closer together,
did bring us closer, but it was not good. I
got to say. Luckily, I'd been in hospital for two
weeks on morphine before that, so there wasn't a lot
of need.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
It'll be on caring a few more texts around the
table Man of debate to my British grandmother never forgave
me of using a knife and the jam instead of
the spoon.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
Well back in the day, you would have the jam
on the table at breakfast, for example, in a potle.
It would be moved from the jam container to a
pottle and then you would spoon it out with a
teaspoon from the potle onto your plate and then you
go plate onto toast.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Yes. The other one was you shared that your family
would deploy a wooden spoon at the dinner table as
a disciplinary measure for anyone who didn't follow table minutes.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Well, that was on the back of the Great Shoveling
Debate from eighty four, and that was when my brother
and I were caught shoveling just one too many times
in nineteen eighty four, and my dad realized he had
to shut this down quick, right, so he came in
with a nuclear option. I think he'd been away somewhere
and he'd come back and my mum had gone lax
on the manners, and he'd come back and he was
shocked at how fast standards it'd slept.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Was it a wrap the knuckles and never used it.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
It was just a threat. And he also whenever we
got our reports from school, he'd go and I deal
with my kids now, it's a family tradition. He'd go,
go and get the wooden spoone, and so you'd go
and get the wooden spone and then you go and
he'd set it on the on his arm chair, and
then he'd go through his report, go, well, I need
to use this today or he would grab it before
he read the report and put it on, put it

(29:24):
on the arm of the armchair. What if it was
a good report? It was never he never used it.
And there were some pretty ordinary reports in there.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Never terrible reports.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
But never pretty ordinary. There was a lot of could
do betters.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
So how are your table manners now as an adult?
As a result of that, they're slipping. That's slipping, but
longly did you go get the wooden spit? They're slipping,
but you know they're still in there.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
They're ingrain. Once they're there, they're there for either. It's
such a thing how far people will go though, I
mean using your fingers.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
Jerry and Mni the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Talking about manners. The other thing we will mentioning yesterday
during the manners discussion was around towels. It's a well
known fact that I share a toothbrush with my partner,
that the base part we have different heads.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Oh right, Oh well that's that's improvement. Yeah, that's growth.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
Yeah, I've got a whole lot of them, which is
quite good. But I think i'm using who's half the time?
I'm not I'm not that strict on using my own anyway.
But then we were discussing bathroom etiquette, and we came
to towels. Yes, and whether or not you use the
same bath towel as your partner.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Yeah, well who does that?

Speaker 3 (30:39):
What uses the same towel? Me?

Speaker 1 (30:43):
What is going on? You have more towels than anyone
on God's green Earth? Yes? I do. I have a
lot of towels. You can afford another toothbrush, but for
some reason, you decide to share them both with your partner.
I don't like wasting money, but you already have the towel.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Yeah, but then you've got to you don't have to buy.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
You're literally throwing toaels away.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
Okay, here's the here's the thing. Okay, we've got two
towels that we're running in our bathroom on a heat
a tower.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Yeah, can you just use whichever one's at the top.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
I've watched uses whichever one, so I'm like, well, she's
gonna use whichever one, then I'm gonna use whichever one
she's She's not. I use my tail, you use your tail, person,
And if she was to be honest, I'd probably run
a system where I would just use whatever towel anyway,
just to annoy her when she wasn't watching.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Well, I think, yeah, this is probably this is more
of a surrender from her.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
You've got to get on that that they've got that
you that you don't want to have.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
I mean, this is a person that I assume you're
making love to. No, well, that's we're wrong. But also
but also again I don't have an issue with it.
It's hers. She would not want me to be using
her towel. To be fair, though, I will say, if
I go down to the woods tonight, no, if I
go down to the changing rooms downstairs, there's showers at

(31:56):
work here. Yeah, and I've forgot my towel. Yeah, and
I see someone else's towel hanging up. I'm sorry, brother,
You'll use that towel that's our towel.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Now, that makes sense because otherwise what you're going to do,
you can't be we out your clothes.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
No, one hundred percent, that's discussed again. You're not going
to go and use the bloody paper towels to try
and draw yourself at that, which I have done before.
I said this yesterday as I was absolutely shocked because
I'm using another man's towel. And I don't know who
that man. It could be anyone, you know what I mean.
And I can't imagine that cleaning protocols are that stringent
down on the work showers. But I've got I've got
a bit of a strategy if I'm ever if I'm

(32:32):
ever deploying someone else's towel. Yeah, if I'm deploying that,
that's our towel, brother. Mentality is, it's our brother, it's
our towel. Brother. I dry your face with the corners
of it. I don't know why you've done that, because
no one ever drives the downstairs at the corner of
a towel. So that's the safest bit.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
I use the towel to get up in the crack
area the corner. Yeah you go, you go, go, corner
right into the crack. That's what the count corners for.
That's my to you realize that.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
I've seen you. So that's what. Yeah, that's that's smart.
That's my sneaky turpin trick. If you're using some other
man's towel, use the corners to draw your face.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
How how keen are you to get up into that
crack area that's the question. How dry does that area
need to be?

Speaker 1 (33:15):
I'm not well for me? Yeah, oh yeahs oh really
well yeah, I don't care if I'm watching using the
partner some other guys used on his face on my
doubtstairs towls skirts, towlskirts. Well again, it's not my tail.
I don't get.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
What color towel is that when I started.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
When I finish.

Speaker 5 (33:39):
Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast, it's.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Been Manna's Tuesday, really, hasn't it?

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Well, right up until the freaks woke up and started
texting the end of the show. Because we've been talking
about table manners, and then also whether you would share
a towel with your partner or not. Someone sticks it
and said it's a free for all in our house.
Whatever it's closest. When I get out of the shower,
sometimes I get a whiff of her perfume and it
instantly gives me in the mid see this is Oh
that's lovely.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
You know, whatever gets you going.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
That's I'll get told off on my mum for that.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
Oh, you probably will do. But why why would you
smell the perfume and a towel? Like I would have
thought after you've had a shower, you'd probably be wiping
away the perfume.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
You would think. So, I just think I think people
think that you get in the shower come out one
hundred percent sterilized. It's not true. You know, people are busy.
You get in the shower, that's you let the water
run over. You have a bit of a scrub. But
to be honest, here you probably only ever at about
ninety percent when you get out of the shower, aren't you.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
Yeah, So, just in terms of around the room here,
is everyone else a single? You know, at home obviously
you use someone else's tower here. At work, when I've
been an exception, I've been forced to Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
But at home, does everyone have their own towels? Yes?
Apart from me? Is that right?

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Okay, that's absolutely fascinating. I'm surprised about that. But you
don't run a heated towel rail, ruder.

Speaker 7 (34:54):
No, I don't run the heated towel rail, but I
always try and make sure my towels drive by.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
You're gonna hate this.

Speaker 7 (35:00):
I hang it up over the shower so it dries,
rather than just hang it up because we've only got
a hook or the tower rail and there's not enough
room on the tower ralh for me, so I've got
to put it on a hook. So then I end
up putting it.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
It never drives as well as you want it to
have at the top of the shower though, you'd be
sori if someone else wants to have a shower, what
do they do with your hotel? Well, they just have
to move it.

Speaker 5 (35:17):
So Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast. Jerry and Midnight,
The hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
So Level Playing Field is a charity there says too
many kids are missing out on playing sport because of
cost or circumstances, and the charity's aim is to remove
barriers around sport and create opportunities to get involved and
to help raise funds. They're founder Zane Sedden, is attempting
to run all fifty three peaks in Auckland within twenty

(35:48):
four hours, and he joins us, now get azain, how are.

Speaker 8 (35:51):
You heyeh money, how are you mate?

Speaker 3 (35:53):
This is an interesting idea, running all fifty three peaks
in Auckland within twenty four hours. I didn't even know
there were fifty three peak.

Speaker 9 (36:00):
Zone, neither des I tel I heard about it one
other guy's done it before, and so we thought we'd.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Give it a crack. How long did it take him?

Speaker 9 (36:11):
I took him eighteen hours? Okay, Yeah, we actually just
completed over the previous weekend. We went going for a
world record like he was. We're just a bunch of battlers.
But we got it done in just over twenty hours.

Speaker 8 (36:23):
So pretty happy of that.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Okay. I was going to ask, how are you going
to negotiate Auckland traffic, because presumably you're going to drive
between each of these what happens if you get stuck
in school pick up madness?

Speaker 9 (36:34):
Yeah, So we started on Sunday at midnight and we
did a whole lot out South Auckland.

Speaker 8 (36:41):
We did get stuck in traffic at times, but we
had Yeah, we had to.

Speaker 9 (36:45):
Get a boat over to Angy Toto and Brown's Island
as well, so there wasn't too much traffic.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Oh, hold on for a second. You're going across the
Hurdokie Gulf yeap.

Speaker 9 (36:54):
So we had to get a private boat over there
and climb those mountains over there too.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
You're going from Bream here to Cape Cole, Like, what's
the what's the scope of what's the what's the scope?

Speaker 1 (37:04):
How far away do you go?

Speaker 9 (37:06):
Yeah, so there's only two volcanic peaks over there, so
it's ranging Toto Island and Brown's Island.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Is that the biggest one? You're gonna have to sum it?

Speaker 6 (37:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (37:16):
I was, And then Brown's Island was pretty hard because
there's no there's no track on that either.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
So what's what's going on? Why why are so many
kids messing out on playing sport at the moment?

Speaker 9 (37:26):
Yeah, well, as you know, I'm a teacher at a school,
and yeah, it costs costs rising at the moment, and
it's just easier for kids to pull out a sport
than it is to put their end up and ask
for help. So we've created a charity good level playing
field that kids can sign up anonymously, anonymously if they choose,
And essentially we've got some some funders that can sponsor

(37:48):
a season of sport and the kids just give them
some feedback throughout their season in terms of how that
support is helping them.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
That's a great idea.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
And so what other things can the kids get? Can
they get money for gear and that sort of stuff?

Speaker 9 (38:00):
Yeah, so we really really narrow it down to the
basics of what they need. So generally that's fees and
a bit of kit. We've got kids that have been
playing in their uncle's boots that are thirty years old,
that are two sides or too big, or they've just.

Speaker 8 (38:13):
Got holes in or whatnot. So yeah, over the moon
once they get some support.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
How do we get to this point? I feel like
growing up as a kid, everyone you know was easy
enough to access sport. What's sort of changed? Is it
just a cost a living thing?

Speaker 8 (38:28):
Yeah, and that's sort of why I started. You've got
that utopia.

Speaker 9 (38:31):
Of what we all grew up knowing and getting into
sport was relatively easy, and costs of just rising. We're
getting less and less volunteers, more and more paid people
in the sports space, so I guess yeah, that's part
of those rising costs.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Zaane. How can people donate if they want to? How
can they back you as well?

Speaker 9 (38:50):
So you can go check us out on Instagram level
playing Field or you can go to our website level
playing field all dot n Z all the details are
across there, right.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
And Zaye said, and he's running all fifty three peaks
in Auckland within twenty four hours. Stretch there's gonna be
an interesting one. Good on your zay and good luck
with that.

Speaker 8 (39:10):
Thanks you guys, Jerry and Mini.

Speaker 5 (39:13):
The hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
It's it's academic.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
We will ask you five questions. All you need to
do is get three correct to win a fifty dollars
batting's about you and get your school name itched onto
the much vaunted It's Academic roll of honor alongside these Scots.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Totunger Boys College more than Elizabeth col Julio, normal than
John's College, Hamilton Petersford High School, boy Colony college for
US few high schools in college. I don't know college
Houston Boys, your boys home high school boys to a
high school, going to high school towards college. He thunder
high school college. This is getting way too long. Tot
On Girls College. It's Moyside College was getting too long.

(39:49):
It is getting too long, isn't it? We do we need?
Do we need it? I reckon we go faster?

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Can we go?

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Can we go one point five times? Can we go
two times? We can? Let's go two times? I want
that thing down to five seconds. Yeah, it's too long.
Because someone's life's about the change and they're waiting on
the line with baited breath.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Liam, Good morning, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 6 (40:09):
Good morning. How are you guys?

Speaker 3 (40:11):
Do you really need to change your life?

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Absolutely, you're really for everything. I don't know, Liam, it's
a pretty big change. It's a pretty big change. You're
going to lose, lose anonymity. Everyone's going to know who
you are everywhere you go.

Speaker 10 (40:27):
Something needs to change somewhere.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
He's ready for the change.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Okay, Idawa College, that's the school that you went to, Liam,
not represented at the stage on the much wanted It's
ecademic role of honor.

Speaker 6 (40:41):
Yes, I don't know if being that academic.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Any good at sport ah not. I don't care. Well,
maybe maybe you will be known for academia after this.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
What was Idawa College known for?

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Leven?

Speaker 6 (40:56):
Just just being decided the average I think.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Course.

Speaker 6 (41:01):
Yeah, we've got the beach close to us.

Speaker 8 (41:03):
That's pretty nice.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Or only plenty of old people as well, not at
Ottawa College, but certainly in Ottawa back in the day.
Are you ready to go, liamb We'll get stuck unto
the first question, what is the only metal that is
liquid at room temperature?

Speaker 10 (41:22):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (41:24):
William Bailey is the birth name of which, well known
band frontman.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Oh difficult, yeah, XL.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Rose.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
What would you have guessed here? I would have said
Bill Bailey.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Yeah, I would have gone Bill Bailey.

Speaker 5 (41:43):
XL.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Rose.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Question three and Kara is the capital of which country?

Speaker 10 (41:55):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (41:59):
Or Takiya as it's known now. Flattis is a title
typically held by what person who's the floats?

Speaker 6 (42:07):
The title the first.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
Floatus is a title typically held by what person who's
called the floatus floats?

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Yeah? A, yes, the.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
First Lady of the United States? Okay, husband of the
potus Ah, yeah, Okay, You've got to get this one right.
Lamb for Odawa College, for all the people who have
gone there before and here there now. In twenty thirteen,
which Kei Artists released their debut album Pure Heroine.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Lord, Yes, Bunny's about to come in your way, Lamb. Congratulations.
Most famous person that ever come out of your high school.

Speaker 8 (42:52):
Oh that's high honor.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Yeah, it's going to be tough gun to supermarkets for
you these days. Really it's us.

Speaker 8 (42:59):
I certainly see everyone from school.

Speaker 6 (43:00):
Then.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Yeah, you have to get some sort of Michael Jackson
style disguise.

Speaker 5 (43:05):
I think Jerry ed Midnight they breakfast Time.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
For your lame claims to fame, no claim to fame,
as to lame. Oh eight hundred Hardocke three four eight three.
That's the way to send them to us.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
We can get in touch on the old soosh mid
send them through on the Instagram's story like a few
people have done this morning. My wife's friends dead. My
wife's friends dad founded system it ah, the plastics brands,
not the stadium, oh.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
Stem and they are the people that are contributing massively
to New Zealand First party. Oh that were one of
the largest donors to New Zealand First Is that right?

Speaker 1 (43:40):
So who's click clack getting behind?

Speaker 3 (43:45):
Who's tupple we're going for?

Speaker 10 (43:47):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Dude, you ever been to a tuple wear party? Mate? Never?
My missus one through a tuple wear party and she, man,
she made out like a bandit. She made so much
money off that thing. She sold it to every housewife
and Ashburton and then everyone else around. Ashburton tried to
do it again because they saw how much money she
made of it, but everyone already had their tuple They
had their tuplewar. And that will last forever, I think

(44:09):
it does, And that will be there.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
In ten thousand years and a landfill somewhere. What did
they use these containers for?

Speaker 1 (44:15):
I worshiped them. I think, does the steamer do the
tuplewear parties? Do they do the steamer steamer parties? Yeah,
don't know. Reach out. Here's another one on sosh Mid.
David Bain once walked into my parents' retail shop. Wow.
He bought a copy of the local newspaper. Wow form paperboy.
David Bain just loves, just loves newspapers. Man. I remember

(44:37):
once reading.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
A story about the Bain family incident in the nineties
from the perspective of what else new is going on? Yeah,
the newspaper that he was delivering. So what were the
stories on the newspaper right the day that New Zealand's
most probably arguably famous murder took place?

Speaker 1 (44:56):
The top three?

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Yeah for sure?

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Yeah. Another one here. My brother served Amy mcdell at
the Parani Takeaways while I watch from the burger grill.
We both worked there. So twenty nineteen, no one believes us.
I don't. I don't think it's so much that none
believes you. I think it's more people don't care.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
My brother Jamie, who's Jamie.

Speaker 7 (45:13):
Jamie mcdell is country and would you say, yeah, ah
star okay, musician, a musician, a singer of songs.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
I've been to the Paran takeaways a lot over the years.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Yeah, and you can't get you can't get a shout
out on blame claims to fame. What are you going
to do? Man? I can though, saw Monica's at the
attit to machas drive through two bags obtained with urgency,
two bags two bags Yeah, me and the missus. I
suppose sure you'd have to think all the side pass

(45:45):
another one here. This has just been This is a picture.
I'm sure how lame, but this is what I'm looking
working with currently. And it is a picture of a
recommended friend, a suggested friend on Facebook. And the suggested
friend is Richie Wonger.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
Really yeah, okay, because normally suggested friend as Susie Cato.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Yes, so someone else got Susie Cato. I said the
other day that I had Irene vun Dike. But then
ever since I said that's it's gone missing and I
can't find it. I think she might have heard that
in blockmatcho, or just got off Facebook altogether, or just
got on Facebook all together, which I'm considering. Saw the
famous TikTok chef Andy Cooks in the Sydney Airport the
other week. That is lame. That is lame.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
I don't even know who Andy Cooks is.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
And then that's one here I had to put Crusader's
locked Jamie Hannah to be it is year thirteen duties
and boarding school. So how's that? Okay, that's pretty lame,
very lame. If you think you've got one as or
even more lame than that, you can give us a
text on three four eight three it give us a call.
Oh eight hundred Hardak would love to hear from you
this morning. Lame claims to fame continues.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
Everyone's got one, Everyone's.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Got one, Everyone's gone, Everyone's got one. Involving matthew Ridge
is one that's just come through.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
Okay. Always seem to have a theme with nikis.

Speaker 5 (47:00):
Jerry and Midnight the Hodarchy Breakfast, Jerry and Midnight the
Hodarkey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Blamed to famous to Lane just so you're aware, Like
this one, she had a lift with Wayne Brown. He
swore like an absolute trooper between Ground Forum and for four.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
Well, that's quite a there's not a lot of flaws
to swear like a trooper. But now he does swear
like a troop of Wayne Brown a lot. I've chatted
to him once at a birthday party for an old
person that I know him. He he can He's in
a mouth like a sailor Wayne Brown.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
You didn't even ask him about the road codes.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
No, he was on scene, that's for sure. Like a
fax machine on scein. There was not a lot of
time for questions. He was just telling me how it was.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
It's got a Tom.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Who's on the line now, Morning Tom, Welcome to the show,
Good Tom.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
What's your lane? Clian to fame?

Speaker 6 (47:54):
Pretty? I walked out of my building at work one
day in the city and.

Speaker 10 (47:59):
Some Irish fella asked me for directions. I said, oh mate,
he said, already hit the vite. I said, mate, I'll
take you. So he started yawning and as we were
walking down the road, horns are honking, birds are waving
out the window, and I'm going to ship for his meat.
I'm going, mate, this is this on a rock star
at the moment, and I was chatting to the bloke,

(48:21):
didn't know who he was.

Speaker 6 (48:22):
I said, oh, what are you doing? And he's doing
I'm here for a radio promo. Cool. I did, oh,
what did you do before then?

Speaker 10 (48:28):
And he's like, oh, I used to be in a band.
I was like, oh, oh cool, anything I might have
heard of and he's like, oh, back called Westlife and
I the penny dropped that everyone has been beeping at
him and me waving back was pretty lame.

Speaker 6 (48:46):
Actually, so.

Speaker 10 (48:49):
Yeah, it wasn't It wasn't a great look, but it was.
I should have asked him for a dail afterwards, but
he went in separate ways and people stopped punking and
waving at me.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
I was going to say, what were you thinking of
the Just finally people are starting to realize.

Speaker 6 (49:05):
That I was part of a kind of a big deal,
but I wanted to be get stuff.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Tom, thanks very much for the call. My name claim
to famous. I once traded money for fucking manas from
mg K, which I presume is machine Gun Kelly. Here's
machine Gun Kelly Rapper.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
Oh really yeah, okay, here's Chris on the line. Should
we go to him? Chris Morning, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Yeah, Kyoda Kyoto, you've got an interesting claim to fame.

Speaker 10 (49:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (49:39):
Ye.

Speaker 11 (49:39):
When I was maybe twelve, I used to go to
these art classes and I turned out one day for it,
and Ralph Harris was there.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Oh how old are you give?

Speaker 11 (49:52):
Maybe twelve, so intermediate age Connor.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Yeah. What year are we talking here, Chris, Ah.

Speaker 11 (50:00):
Probably mid eighties. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're the best time
to know.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Using British paints in that arts class. Chris, what's that? Sorry?
Are you using British paints at that arts? Yeah? All
the time was.

Speaker 11 (50:18):
He drew my he drew my caricature.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
Have you got that still?

Speaker 8 (50:23):
Well, no, he never gave it to me.

Speaker 11 (50:24):
That was my biggest Discipplin.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
That was for his own personal collection.

Speaker 9 (50:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (50:29):
I think so he still got that.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
What vibe did he give you at the time, Chris,
just you.

Speaker 11 (50:35):
Know, happy kind of Jake the pig kind of vibe.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
Okay, so you didn't You didn't get a pisty vibe
from him?

Speaker 6 (50:42):
No, not at all.

Speaker 11 (50:43):
I was just star struck the whole time.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
They get you.

Speaker 6 (50:48):
Yep, yep.

Speaker 11 (50:49):
Thanks for maybe not his demographic.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Yeah, I think you're right there. I don't know the
fact that he held that held under that painting. Thanks
very much for the call there, Chris. I got pushed
off the stage at the Rucus Old concert by.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Joel Tobik Joel Tobik, Yeah, I know Joel Tobick. Well,
Joel Tobiic of course, famous actor has been in a
lot of things Shortland Street.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Sheel Tobick, lord of the Rings, I think, yeah, strangers
quite a musician as well, Joels.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
Yeah, he has quite a musician.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
He also does a great impersonation of Tim Morrison. I
was to do an impersonation of how he used to
call him room you were a Morrison, but it was
It's the most accurate. In fact, I've seen him once
do the impersonation to Tim Morrison. Jesus Tim Morrison didn't
find it funny at all. No, I can't imagine he
would have. He couldn't.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Not a lot of people love having themselves impersonated back
to themselves.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
Now it's a weird ony that one doesn't.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
That lame claims sold Tim Morrison some socks. Oh there
we God, what kind of socks they were? Reach out?
What kind of fabric are we talking? I bet Jeff
Wilson and a golf hegel. Last week only twenty eight
handicapped points between.

Speaker 5 (51:55):
Us, Jerry and Mini. The hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
Lame claim to Fame three for three oh eight hundred
hard key. As always, the well still has as endless. Yes,
it does not have a bottom runs.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Deeper than your shame. A couple of texts here. I've
seen Keith Urban walking around Pontonby a few months back.
There's a few Keith Urbans getting about pons and beer.
I will say that I'm going to take you at
your word that you saw the actual Keith Urban. There's
a lot of Keith Urbans getting around Ponsonby.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
If you know what are they sure it's not Carlu
barn because Keith Urban and Carlo barn are often confused.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Well when you write their names down, but I don't
think to see them. Carlo barn does live in Ponsonbourny,
now does?

Speaker 10 (52:33):
Now?

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Does Sheryl clean Keith Urban's house as well as Carlo
barn and your house?

Speaker 3 (52:37):
Sherel my cleaner? Ye?

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Good question.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
No, I'm pretty sure she's She's just on the Carlo Barnes.
I don't know about guess Keith. Where does he love
Keith Ober?

Speaker 1 (52:45):
I thought Keith Keith Urban lives in Estates, Yeah thinks?
So all right, let's go to the lines. We've got
term on the line. Good Mornington, what's your name.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
The year two thousand, you remember left Field Bar down
the waterfront and Auckland.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
Absolutely, that's where they used to film tab Sports Cafe.

Speaker 4 (53:05):
That's right, that's right, And who should be there none
other than Kevin Larsen and he was. It was on
his own, which is fine, and he was absolutely living
his best life to living on a prayer by bon.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Jour haha, dunzink by himself.

Speaker 6 (53:21):
Yeah, he absolutely loved it.

Speaker 4 (53:25):
But this was at a time when Gavin Larsen was
actually kind of semi famous, so it was extremely exciting.
I was eighteen and I almost said hi, You're almost
said Hi.

Speaker 8 (53:37):
I'm too nervous to say hi.

Speaker 6 (53:39):
I thought about it.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
That is lame. I feel thanks very much for the
call there, Tim. Just to follow up on the Tim
Morrison one there, Jerry ha heard my claim. It was
two piers of norsewood wool pulled up on the curb
and a yellow Merk convertible and rushed into Doyle's tachaperon
in nineteen ninety four. I reckon she has who doesn't
love those and swear socks.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
That's a man who knows his sock.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Who does love them? That's Tim Morris.

Speaker 5 (54:06):
Yeah, good on him, Jerry and Mini the hold breakfast.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
It's the lame claim to fame Tuesday, of course.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Yeah. And we had a caller before, and we've had
a lot of texts regarding that caller. And it wasn't
the Rol Harris one. It was the Gavin Laston one.
Although there were a few texts around the Royal Harris
one to someone text and said, was that Tim Rocksborough
laming up Gavin Larsen? Someone else said that call it Tim.
He sounded like a radio announcer. His voice sounded so familiar.

(54:36):
And then another one said, Tim, that saw Gavin Laarson
sounded very familiar. Was it Tim Beveridge? Is this a
zip be co lab? I think it Wasson rocks They
confused with the terms. They do a show together.

Speaker 7 (54:51):
On the weekend.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Tim Tam Now, who's Phil Beverage? Phil Beverage? Not sure
who Phil?

Speaker 3 (54:58):
But I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Did Tim Beverage of a the national anthem at rugby games?

Speaker 3 (55:02):
Was he?

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Absolutely? Yes, singer of great note and that is not
a pun singer. No, we've punned again. It's been too
many puns this Tuesday. We've got on his show Meeting
on his show Meting. We've now had two puns in
the last three or so minutes off here. I wasn't
going to bring this on because I didn't want to
have to subject the listeners to what I had to hear.

(55:23):
But Jerry said he might have eaten a bit too
much carry last week and said what happened? Or how
how did you manage to eat too much carry? And
then Jerry said I got carried away. No, I wasn't
a joke.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
I actually did get carried away. I just got carried away.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
I got carried away with you said carried away? Now,
I actually it's just about personal standards on the show, right,
we're better than a pun.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
Oh, I hate puns.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
But speaking of another, one's just come through and said,
they said, I know alcoholic beverage, isn't it, Tim Beveridge.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
I mean, that's not even a that's not even a pun.
Are we gonna that's even worse? Is the reason a
pun's not funny?

Speaker 1 (56:06):
Just quickly? Is it?

Speaker 3 (56:07):
Because it's a joke that already exists? Is that what
it is? It's it's it already exists.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
I think that it's not funny.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
It doesn't take you from one place to another. Like
the funniest jokes, you think that it's going somewhere and
then you're immediately jumped into a whole other part of
your brain. Whereas the pun is the same part of
the It's a word with a slight change of sound.

Speaker 7 (56:31):
I'm going to stand up for the punt. Surfing New
Zealand boss Ben Kennings is preparing for Raglan to swell
across the next two weeks.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Exactly. That's not funny, is it. It's not funny. You
wrote it clever. It's not clever. Are you gonna point
it to your own joke? That you're right? Is evident?
I didn't write it, really, no, are you sure? Comedy?
That's a comedy equivalent of looking a knife As far
as I'm concerned, as guilty and stand for it. He's

(57:03):
guilty of that too. I know all the puns that
are coming frond three for eight three.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
Now I knew that would happen. Don't send your puns
on three four eight three.

Speaker 5 (57:16):
We don't want to know about Jerry and Midnight, the
hold Ikey Breakfast and.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
The other day you came up with the shot collar fifteen.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Yeah, so we were reading a headline around listifying a
Nuku's selection into the All Blacks where he'd been the squad.
There was a bit about whether calp tongue taw would
be in there as well, and I thought, you know what,
this would just about sending lisbeul into a combe if
all of these guys got named. And so then I
thought about the a sec pronunciation shot collar. Wee, if
you mispronounce a name, you get an electric shock. I thought,

(57:47):
why not name an entire All Blacks fifteen based off
setting off that shot collar as much as I possibly could?
And it had to be players who were eligible for
the All Blacks. Had to be players that could conceivably
make it, but also players that would sit that's shot
collar off as much as possible. As a fellow on
Instagram by the name of Jaco Flaherty flat Flaherty forgive

(58:07):
me jesus how stumbled on that one, and you will
just have a whole lot of Irish mate. He's a
ground announcer and he has had a crack at ground announcing.
The entire team have listened to this for All.

Speaker 12 (58:19):
Blacks pronunciation shot collar fifteen at fullback Jacob Rachami Tavogi Nikins.
On the right wing Finnianga Norfolk Lester fanger Anaku, where's
jersey number thirteen? At inside center, Timpathy Tama Tabaa way
And on the left wing HiT's any Naneai situro Ritchie
Morga at fly half in ten at half back to

(58:41):
toyto one time, Hudurraghi at the back of the scrum,
Duplasky the Veni la Sanga on the open side, and
seven and another six took pole but he into the
locks and Patrick Tweet Voloto and Isaiah Walker, Leo Wedde
Lasi le or Tossi wears jersey number three, Sonny Token
Hooker off a tring a fussy rounds out of fifteen.

Speaker 5 (59:04):
And your coach let's kiss?

Speaker 3 (59:07):
Oh great finish there.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Yeah, well, I will say there's one of the top
comments on there is let's kiss. A bit of trouble
on that last one there.

Speaker 5 (59:17):
Jerry and Midnight the Hodarchy Breakfast, Jerry and Midnight the
hold Iarkey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
It's a Tuesday, which means that we're doing lame claims
to fame, although as always we didn't get to the
bottom of the well.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
No, we'll try and mop a few up here if
we possibly can. But I mean that if we didn't
get to yours, I feel free to blast it in
next Tuesday. Has this on? My lame claim to fame
is that I did the Hawaii iron Man with Gordon Ramsey,
isn't it, white mate? I beat him despite a massive meltdown.
Who who? Who had the meltdown? Gordon? Like you, I
can imagine Gordon to have a meltdown on an iron Man.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
I can't imagine Gordon doing an iron Man. He looks
like an He looks like he's about three piles away
from a current.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
He does. But I think that what happens is at
a certain age you just get really into endurance sports. Yeah,
I don't know what it is. Is it when you
can't change direction anymore? You get really into your straight
line stuff? Aah?

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
Bit of that and I think as well, just a
bit of self punishment. Yeah, he's probably at the age
we're thinking I need to get healthy and he's got drive.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
I mean, the guy's clearly got a Oh yeah, anger
can get you through one of those things. Is it
also partly I need an hour away from my family.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
Yes, I think that's a good point.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Is that why did start riding their bikes real far
and we're in lecra.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
Yeah, you get those mammals who definitely are getting to
an age where they're probably have daughters who are coming
through teenage years.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Oh right, I'm at the house for four hours is
after it. And it's a good thing.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
It's for biologies. It's meant to happen.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
You know, you can't becoming a mammal.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
You can't.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
Well yeah, I mean with.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
The bit is you want to be out of the
house at that stage. You want to be hanging around
your teenagers too much.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
Here's my issue with mammals is if I'm sitting at
a cafe and why is a man allowed to walk
in to a cafe at eye level with his most
knuckle swaying in the breeze m and his licro because
he got off a bike. Because if that same guy
got out of a car and walked them wearing that
exact same outfit, you would not stand for it. Some
people pay good money just to see hi moose sne

(01:01:10):
know they would have know, they would have not going
to assure you there's no one out there. Nathan Smith
put a hole in our sleepouts wall. At my son's
party when they were attending. Why take a boys high school?

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Did he the young g Lane? Then he's on cricket
in Nathan Smith.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Yeah, who looks like a young g Lane despite the
fact that g Lane's never looked young.

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
Yeah, that's a good point. I drank matthew Ridge onceten
to beat the crap out of me outside Chapel Bar
on Ponsonby Road. What he did to for matthew Ridge
to threaten to beat the crap out of him, I
mean he would have done something.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
I'm not a big guy, says the Texture. Luckily some
of my mates are.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Though. How about this one? Have it pushed my brother
off the stage at the Outback in Hamilton back in
two thousand. Well that's unfortunate you've been pushed off the
stage at the Outback. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:01:55):
I Also they did a weird thing once when I
was dancing late at night at the Outback and they.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
Start when you dropped your pants on the pool table. Nah,
that was a different time.

Speaker 7 (01:02:02):
A couple of months later this was and they were
playing a song at a different beat than the stroke
Blight was going, and so my body started doing some
very strange things and someone just gave me an elbow
and a fellows, who.

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
Would have thought your body was doing strange things? Yeah,
it was meant to be dancing, isn't it the most
simple thing in the world, just dancing.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
You hear the beat. You're worried about the strobe.

Speaker 7 (01:02:24):
Yeah, but the strobe My top half started dancing to
the strobe in the bottom up going to the music.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
You're over thinking. I mean, this is the man here
who when we were in our four by one hundred
meter read that's actually had to think of which arm
goes when when you're running, Like which arm goes forward
as your leg goes?

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
I mean, which arms is the strobel? Like control which
one of the music controls is the Hidachy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
Breakfast Jeremy Wells and the Nice Stuet. Find them on
Instagram at Hurdarchy Breakfast

Speaker 5 (01:02:56):
The Breakfast except for Winter's Bunny's Trade.