March 26, 2026 • 14 mins
Today on the podcast the guys talk about what's up this weekend, and Jerry talks us through his latest towel purchase.
Plus... are you looking after your knives?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Daily bespoke content that you won't find on the radio
show The Hurdarki Breakfast.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Podcast, Fellows, I'd like to draw your attention to something. Please.
It's called the weekend, and it's about to be bestowed upon.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Us immense In fact, all we need to do is
finish this podcast and then the weekend is started.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
No, No, isn't that crazy. Here's for you, yours me.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I'm looking to live Levina Loka again today, upside inside out,
upside inside out, living Levita Loka. I will wear you out.
And my skin's the color of mocha.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Yeah, So plan jellous, plan to the day you should be,
because here's how the rest of my day goes. I'm
going to go over to the gym, get under some
heavy squats, all right, heavy squats?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Is that leg day?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
It's leg day. I've worn the appropriate shorts that I
don't think I could blow the ars out of a
phone tried, and I have tried.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
You reinforced the gussart of those Nah. Nah.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
The gust's flexible, doesn't need the reinforcing, I think.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Is the issue.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Squats league extensions, hamstring curls, some sort of calf raised variant,
be it seated or standing is going to depend on
how busy the machines are.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Just reminded me how much I hate leg day.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
It's tough, man, but all things worth doing are and
you know, the o the biggest muscles in your body.
There's a lot of benefits from doing them. And is
it the first thing that gets dropped from the rotation
if I miss a day? Yeah, hundred percents. Yeah, because
it does. It fucking sucks. And also going into the
weekends is probably the worst day of dogs. And I
saw legs tomorrow. Look, it's just about showing up for myself.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Are you going to do that thing like that? Was
it last week where you brought everything that you needed
except you forgot socks?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Socks, the socks. I'm such a shock for up bringing
socks because I come to working. Jendles Man wearing janals.
He is just about to go to the gym and
then go to sleep. That's his front. Look, I hate
myself too, but yes I don't have socks. And I
used to rummage through the promo Covet flavor because they
(02:13):
would dashing out flavor promo socks. They've gotten onto me
and they've had in them, so I couldn't go last week, and.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I was like, oh, we'll call that leg day. Then
I couldn't go. Bugger. Yeah, yeah, bugger. I have the
flavor socks. I must keep myself some of those.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yeah, they're great, they are great.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
What sort of socks are they? White?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah, the white crew sock. Yeah, I got flavor written
on both sides. They're quite good. They are like any
promo material that you get given, luscious and soft the
first weir you wash them in those fullter bits.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Oh you know what I mean. I don't want my
I don't want my cotton white cotton socks to be
too luscious and soft. I like them when they get
a bit tawy, like like an old crowny that dry,
you know, a real crusty old tail that really dries
you properly. Running a couple of new towels at the moment,
and they I'm trying to wash the crap out of
them and get them nice and but that they're not absorbing,
like beautiful, but they're not absorbing well enough.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I find what the crusty towels is. They dry you
better than any other towel ever, but they retain, they
stay wet themselves, you know what I mean, They don't
last as long as a new luscious towel, right, because
not as much fiber there I think in their diet.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah, but I just think.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah, I'll tell you what. One of the best comments
I saw on sshmid over the last weekend while we
were over in Barron Bay was when you posted that
video of us going to swim the first morning, and
someone commented and said, taking the hotel towel to the beach,
big man, a move.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You not mean to do that. I just think the
beach to.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
The poles apparently be Well.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
The thing is where we were staying, they were trying
to charge you five dollars for an extra town and
they made a point of only giving you one towel
per bid. Now in my room, I had two single bids,
so that meant two towels. So I had a beach
towel and I had a shower toel. But Jerry only
had one towel because they're trying to screw another five
dollars out of yet and the principal alone, I mean,
we didn't get another towel.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
That reminds me, although do you know you know how
I had to put my card down. Oh my god, Yes,
they haven't paid me back for that. I just looked
at that.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
You still haven't paid Oh, I argue, what you mean? Yeah,
like a deposits.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, unless it's just come through in the last Let
me have a like can no, no, no, no, I
sure no. They haven't paid me back.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Bastards.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
That's funny how they do that. They didn't. They didn't
charge much of my card. It was like seventy bucks
or something, but then they they haven't. Yeah, they haven't
paid that bag. Jerry. Is that because of the towel
you reckon?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Was it because we didn't put the rubbish out?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I wouldn't have thought, so we did weigh it up.
At the end of the stay. There was a big
pass egg sign on the back of the door that
said you got to put all your recycling down in
the bin. And we're like, you know what, We're gonna
put it in a plastic bag and leave it here.
And we're banking on that not being enough for you
to take the bond off us, because you wouldn't take
a bond for just leaving it was a neatly I
mean the place was spotless with a plastic bag full
(05:06):
of cans.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Surely of export octrip.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Surely, Jerry, as a man that owns about nine hundred
and seventy two thousand towels, what leads to you then
buying more towels?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I didn't buy them. I've never bought a towel in
my life.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I was going to say it was the endless quest
for the perfect towel.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Is that what? It was? A gift? We were gifted
some towels. I've been gifted to every single tower. I've
never bought a tower. I've never bought sheets. I've never
bought a towel. I've never bought luggage in my life.
I've bought socks. I've never bought any of those things.
But yet I have a plethora of all of the above. Yeah,
they just it just comes. It arrives on my doorstep.
(05:45):
It comes to me.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
I'll raise you cutlery. Do you have any memory of
buying cutlery.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I have bought cutler I've bought cutlery. Yes. When we
moved into a new house, I got rid of all
of old cutlery, and I thought, you know what, I'm
going to go with the standard but recently I haven't
heard it a whole lot from my parents because they've
moved house and now it's all mix and match. It's
all over the bloody shop and it pisses me up
to much color. We could start a catering film with
all them plates and colorI we've got.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Here's something that I've for our house. So this is
our first house, first house we've bought together, either of
us individually either, and so we're very proud of like
just having things that we want because up toil now
we've always had flatmates. And when you get your own place,
it's like, this is great. I don't want anything in
here that's not mine. You know, when you have a
flat and you're like, God, that couch is awful. I
(06:34):
hate this painting that's on, you know, all that kind
of stuff. But you like, when you get your own place,
you're like, finally, I hate And I know this sounds
so grateful. When people buy your stuff for your house
as a gift, it really drives me up the wall
because I'm like, I'm going to throw this out.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I don't want.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
I don't want whatever trash you've just brought me that
I now feel obligated that I've got to put it
in my house. I know it's ungrateful.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
You'd rather a voucher so you can get your own ship?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I would, because otherwise you just
end up with a hodgepodge mishmash of all other people's
stuff in your house. You're like, I don't like this,
and then you've got a Yeah. I guess what you
can do is just wait until they come around to
your house and put it out. And then but then
you're storing shit.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, you've gotta be kiver.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
It's a danger sort of thing. Don't buy people stuff
for their house.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Well, some people. I mean I don't mind people buying
stuff from it, but I mean, we're our house is
just a giant storage facility.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
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Instagram at Hodaki Breakfast. Kerrie and Mania joined the complate
the Hodaki Breakfast discussion group on Facebook for more.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
I like a knife, a good a new knife, always
like a good knife, always always nice. In fact, if
anyone wants to buy me, I've got lots of those
deep like long shift knives, like six inch sort of ones. Yeah,
five and a half six inches something like that. I've
got lots of them. I've got three of them actually, but.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Like one drouts of four in a boning knife perhaps, Yeah,
just something that's a little slimmer. I've got my knise
from the freezing works. But we they are a bit
too sharp to have around the house, to be honest.
Oh you couldn't have them if there were kids around.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Were you still in those nights? Then are they in
the kitchen or are they away?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
No, they're in the kitchen. We use them, but they
are just dangerous. Yeah, they're dangerous. They do need to
go on the stone. But they're sharp.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Enough, man. I nothing been in the sharp knife.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
When it gets to gliden. When it gets to glidens
to the freezing works. And you had got a good
sharpen on your knife the night before then, and the
night shift hadn't blunted them that that morning shift until smoker.
You were just flying. Gave a real good account of yourself.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
The big one for me is if you can get
a non serrator and then cut through a ripe tomato.
That's the test. If you can just go through without
pressing down.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
I've got a test for you if you want to
know how sharp your knife is, use your thumbnail and
you put the knife on your thumbnail and just pull
it in different directions. You'll notice straight away if it
slides across your thumbnail blunt, and you will also notice
that it will slide in one direction and not the other.
That's what the steel is for, is so you can
straighten the edge out. The edge will end up tipping
(09:18):
in one direction or the other. The steel doesn't take
enough metal off your knife to actually sharpen it. It doesn't
really sharpen it. What it does is it lines the
blade up so it's not curved one way or the other,
and then that'll cut way smooth out.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Knived by missus Rudy recently because we've got one really
good knife that I always try and keep sharp. And
I'm like, oh, we can't put there's in the dishwater.
It's bad for it. Blah blah blah blah blah. And
I'm like, every time she uses a different knife, I'll
look at it. Ah, you got to use this one.
This is the big knife, blah blah blah. And then
one day I saw trying to cut tomatoes with the
with the real knife and yeah, the real sharp one
(09:54):
and it wasn't going through. And then she's like, do
you know what works better? And I'm like, well, and
she goes the serrated knife right, oh yeah, tomato. I
didn't know that. Yeah, she out smarted me because it.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Reps rather than smushes. You saw it, Yeah, you saw it.
I saw but yeah, like I'm saying, the back of
the the back of the thumbnail or the handle of
your steel if you've got to steal, so you if
you ever see a freezing work is steal the handles
or cut up because you use the same test on
there and you can see what way it's pushed. The
minds will scratch the bugger and then you can test
(10:27):
that and you will know straight off the back of
your thumb whether it's going to cut through that tomato
or not. Okay, And different parts of the blade will
be sharper or blunder than other parts of the blade
as well.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Where's everyone going? Where's everyone keeping? Those? Nise I go
with the drawer. So we've got a draw on our
kitchen and it's the cutlery draw but it's quite wide,
it's probably nearly a meter wide, and it's got it's
got all of the it's the top drawer, and it's
where you it's and then beside that drawer, sitting in
(10:57):
a vertical kind of a slot, are the other wooden
shopping boards. And then I get that wooden shopping board
out and then slid the knife out. It all sits
in there. I don't want one of those nice stack
of things. You don't want a block, No, No, I
want to have it in the in the in the
what's it called island or area where I can face
(11:17):
out and really sort of run it like I'm running
a cooking show. I'm going to pretend I'm on a
cooking show. Yeah, I'm always pretending. I want to pretend
I'm on television. I always wanted to.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Do It's close your ears, freezing workers. But I do
put one on the dishwasher with the other cutlery, and
then I also they have their own like compartment and
the cutlery drawer, so that the only two in there.
But they do bang against themselves, and I've just I'm
not I'm not going to put because I've got the
(11:48):
pouch for them, but I'm not hanging that in the
kitchen a cup.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Fuck, it looks ugly.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
So that's fine. They'll stay in there. That's why they
need to go on the stone.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
My parents run one of those magnetic ones.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
I hate the feeling in middle and middle.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
They run neck one.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
They're still running the magnetic one because they've just moved
and downsized and etcetera, etcetera.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
They're still running a strong knife game. My mum's got
a she runs a strong knife game, good knives, sharp
as all buggery, which is great, but she's not doing
much kitchening. Well, she's got a broken and broken elbow.
She is she able to use knives as much at
the moment? Or is that off the table? Off the table?
Good pun that's off the table along with my sosh
(12:27):
mid successful. So far, she hasn't mentioned anything about me blocking.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Her on soshe Man.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah, so I'm pretty happy about that.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Yeah, hell y, no mention.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I reckon. Yeah, it's I've saved myself basically there, Yeah,
and saved to her. I've saved her, Yeah, you have.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
She doesn't need to see what's going on, but she
wasn't a fan of you and kneeling on all fours
with that bone in your mouth and a chain around
your neck.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Now she wasn't that keen on me making love to
that six work or either that she saw on TV
that time. Basically, every single time she sees me do
anything that's not seven sharp, she's I can see a
little bit of her dies.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Yeah, I think that it's like, poor mother. I think
that's too about your mother.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
My poor mother.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Really, she would really want to be proud. She'd be like, oh, my.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Boy's on TV. Look at this. Yeah, we've never.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Had anyone on TV in our family.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
We should tune in, my poor mother.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
And she goes, oh, he's making love to.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
A six work.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
The good thing about it.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Moving to watch it with the whole New Zealand NPL teens.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
The good thing about it, though, Jerry as if someone
decides that they're gonna tell on you, and they're going
to be like, oh man, he's saying all this horrible
stuff about his mum, I'm going to get him back,
And then they go, I'm going toward her a podcast.
She's got no idea how to turn that.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
No one's gonna do that to her. No one's going
to do that to her subjected to a podcast. There's
no way. There's no way that everyone knows not to Sheryl.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Do you guys like this caught?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
That's quite nice.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
It's a bit purple.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Hayes wants to resolve back.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
To Oh here we go. I feel some flamenco coming on, farness.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
I can't find the rhythm and you won't it be
that way?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
So okay, well let's search on the h okay.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
I have a lovely weekend. Everyone must see you Monday by.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Ourselves, Jerry and Manayah.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
Podcast, Fellows, I'd like to draw your attention to something. Please.
It's called the weekend, and it's about to be bestowed upon.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Us immense In fact, all we need to do is
finish this podcast and then the weekend is started.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
No, No, isn't that crazy. Here's for you, yours me.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I'm looking to live Levina Loka again today, upside inside out,
upside inside out, living Levita Loka. I will wear you out.
And my skin's the color of mocha.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Yeah, So plan jellous, plan to the day you should be,
because here's how the rest of my day goes. I'm
going to go over to the gym, get under some
heavy squats, all right, heavy squats?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Is that leg day?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
It's leg day. I've worn the appropriate shorts that I
don't think I could blow the ars out of a
phone tried, and I have tried.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
You reinforced the gussart of those Nah. Nah.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
The gust's flexible, doesn't need the reinforcing, I think.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Is the issue.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Squats league extensions, hamstring curls, some sort of calf raised variant,
be it seated or standing is going to depend on
how busy the machines are.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Just reminded me how much I hate leg day.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
It's tough, man, but all things worth doing are and
you know, the o the biggest muscles in your body.
There's a lot of benefits from doing them. And is
it the first thing that gets dropped from the rotation
if I miss a day? Yeah, hundred percents. Yeah, because
it does. It fucking sucks. And also going into the
weekends is probably the worst day of dogs. And I
saw legs tomorrow. Look, it's just about showing up for myself.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Are you going to do that thing like that? Was
it last week where you brought everything that you needed
except you forgot socks?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Socks, the socks. I'm such a shock for up bringing
socks because I come to working. Jendles Man wearing janals.
He is just about to go to the gym and
then go to sleep. That's his front. Look, I hate
myself too, but yes I don't have socks. And I
used to rummage through the promo Covet flavor because they
(02:13):
would dashing out flavor promo socks. They've gotten onto me
and they've had in them, so I couldn't go last week, and.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I was like, oh, we'll call that leg day. Then
I couldn't go. Bugger. Yeah, yeah, bugger. I have the
flavor socks. I must keep myself some of those.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yeah, they're great, they are great.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
What sort of socks are they? White?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah, the white crew sock. Yeah, I got flavor written
on both sides. They're quite good. They are like any
promo material that you get given, luscious and soft the
first weir you wash them in those fullter bits.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Oh you know what I mean. I don't want my
I don't want my cotton white cotton socks to be
too luscious and soft. I like them when they get
a bit tawy, like like an old crowny that dry,
you know, a real crusty old tail that really dries
you properly. Running a couple of new towels at the moment,
and they I'm trying to wash the crap out of
them and get them nice and but that they're not absorbing,
like beautiful, but they're not absorbing well enough.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I find what the crusty towels is. They dry you
better than any other towel ever, but they retain, they
stay wet themselves, you know what I mean, They don't
last as long as a new luscious towel, right, because
not as much fiber there I think in their diet.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah, but I just think.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah, I'll tell you what. One of the best comments
I saw on sshmid over the last weekend while we
were over in Barron Bay was when you posted that
video of us going to swim the first morning, and
someone commented and said, taking the hotel towel to the beach,
big man, a move.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You not mean to do that. I just think the
beach to.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
The poles apparently be Well.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
The thing is where we were staying, they were trying
to charge you five dollars for an extra town and
they made a point of only giving you one towel
per bid. Now in my room, I had two single bids,
so that meant two towels. So I had a beach
towel and I had a shower toel. But Jerry only
had one towel because they're trying to screw another five
dollars out of yet and the principal alone, I mean,
we didn't get another towel.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
That reminds me, although do you know you know how
I had to put my card down. Oh my god, Yes,
they haven't paid me back for that. I just looked
at that.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
You still haven't paid Oh, I argue, what you mean? Yeah,
like a deposits.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, unless it's just come through in the last Let
me have a like can no, no, no, no, I
sure no. They haven't paid me back.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Bastards.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
That's funny how they do that. They didn't. They didn't
charge much of my card. It was like seventy bucks
or something, but then they they haven't. Yeah, they haven't
paid that bag. Jerry. Is that because of the towel
you reckon?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Was it because we didn't put the rubbish out?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I wouldn't have thought, so we did weigh it up.
At the end of the stay. There was a big
pass egg sign on the back of the door that
said you got to put all your recycling down in
the bin. And we're like, you know what, We're gonna
put it in a plastic bag and leave it here.
And we're banking on that not being enough for you
to take the bond off us, because you wouldn't take
a bond for just leaving it was a neatly I
mean the place was spotless with a plastic bag full
(05:06):
of cans.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Surely of export octrip.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Surely, Jerry, as a man that owns about nine hundred
and seventy two thousand towels, what leads to you then
buying more towels?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I didn't buy them. I've never bought a towel in
my life.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I was going to say it was the endless quest
for the perfect towel.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Is that what? It was? A gift? We were gifted
some towels. I've been gifted to every single tower. I've
never bought a tower. I've never bought sheets. I've never
bought a towel. I've never bought luggage in my life.
I've bought socks. I've never bought any of those things.
But yet I have a plethora of all of the above. Yeah,
they just it just comes. It arrives on my doorstep.
(05:45):
It comes to me.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
I'll raise you cutlery. Do you have any memory of
buying cutlery.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I have bought cutler I've bought cutlery. Yes. When we
moved into a new house, I got rid of all
of old cutlery, and I thought, you know what, I'm
going to go with the standard but recently I haven't
heard it a whole lot from my parents because they've
moved house and now it's all mix and match. It's
all over the bloody shop and it pisses me up
to much color. We could start a catering film with
all them plates and colorI we've got.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Here's something that I've for our house. So this is
our first house, first house we've bought together, either of
us individually either, and so we're very proud of like
just having things that we want because up toil now
we've always had flatmates. And when you get your own place,
it's like, this is great. I don't want anything in
here that's not mine. You know, when you have a
flat and you're like, God, that couch is awful. I
(06:34):
hate this painting that's on, you know, all that kind
of stuff. But you like, when you get your own place,
you're like, finally, I hate And I know this sounds
so grateful. When people buy your stuff for your house
as a gift, it really drives me up the wall
because I'm like, I'm going to throw this out.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I don't want.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
I don't want whatever trash you've just brought me that
I now feel obligated that I've got to put it
in my house. I know it's ungrateful.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
You'd rather a voucher so you can get your own ship?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I would, because otherwise you just
end up with a hodgepodge mishmash of all other people's
stuff in your house. You're like, I don't like this,
and then you've got a Yeah. I guess what you
can do is just wait until they come around to
your house and put it out. And then but then
you're storing shit.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, you've gotta be kiver.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
It's a danger sort of thing. Don't buy people stuff
for their house.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Well, some people. I mean I don't mind people buying
stuff from it, but I mean, we're our house is
just a giant storage facility.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Jerremy Wells and the Nias do it. Find them on
Instagram at Hodaki Breakfast. Kerrie and Mania joined the complate
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Speaker 2 (07:39):
I like a knife, a good a new knife, always
like a good knife, always always nice. In fact, if
anyone wants to buy me, I've got lots of those
deep like long shift knives, like six inch sort of ones. Yeah,
five and a half six inches something like that. I've
got lots of them. I've got three of them actually, but.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Like one drouts of four in a boning knife perhaps, Yeah,
just something that's a little slimmer. I've got my knise
from the freezing works. But we they are a bit
too sharp to have around the house, to be honest.
Oh you couldn't have them if there were kids around.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Were you still in those nights? Then are they in
the kitchen or are they away?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
No, they're in the kitchen. We use them, but they
are just dangerous. Yeah, they're dangerous. They do need to
go on the stone. But they're sharp.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Enough, man. I nothing been in the sharp knife.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
When it gets to gliden. When it gets to glidens
to the freezing works. And you had got a good
sharpen on your knife the night before then, and the
night shift hadn't blunted them that that morning shift until smoker.
You were just flying. Gave a real good account of yourself.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
The big one for me is if you can get
a non serrator and then cut through a ripe tomato.
That's the test. If you can just go through without
pressing down.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
I've got a test for you if you want to
know how sharp your knife is, use your thumbnail and
you put the knife on your thumbnail and just pull
it in different directions. You'll notice straight away if it
slides across your thumbnail blunt, and you will also notice
that it will slide in one direction and not the other.
That's what the steel is for, is so you can
straighten the edge out. The edge will end up tipping
(09:18):
in one direction or the other. The steel doesn't take
enough metal off your knife to actually sharpen it. It doesn't
really sharpen it. What it does is it lines the
blade up so it's not curved one way or the other,
and then that'll cut way smooth out.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Knived by missus Rudy recently because we've got one really
good knife that I always try and keep sharp. And
I'm like, oh, we can't put there's in the dishwater.
It's bad for it. Blah blah blah blah blah. And
I'm like, every time she uses a different knife, I'll
look at it. Ah, you got to use this one.
This is the big knife, blah blah blah. And then
one day I saw trying to cut tomatoes with the
with the real knife and yeah, the real sharp one
(09:54):
and it wasn't going through. And then she's like, do
you know what works better? And I'm like, well, and
she goes the serrated knife right, oh yeah, tomato. I
didn't know that. Yeah, she out smarted me because it.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Reps rather than smushes. You saw it, Yeah, you saw it.
I saw but yeah, like I'm saying, the back of
the the back of the thumbnail or the handle of
your steel if you've got to steal, so you if
you ever see a freezing work is steal the handles
or cut up because you use the same test on
there and you can see what way it's pushed. The
minds will scratch the bugger and then you can test
(10:27):
that and you will know straight off the back of
your thumb whether it's going to cut through that tomato
or not. Okay, And different parts of the blade will
be sharper or blunder than other parts of the blade
as well.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Where's everyone going? Where's everyone keeping? Those? Nise I go
with the drawer. So we've got a draw on our
kitchen and it's the cutlery draw but it's quite wide,
it's probably nearly a meter wide, and it's got it's
got all of the it's the top drawer, and it's
where you it's and then beside that drawer, sitting in
(10:57):
a vertical kind of a slot, are the other wooden
shopping boards. And then I get that wooden shopping board
out and then slid the knife out. It all sits
in there. I don't want one of those nice stack
of things. You don't want a block, No, No, I
want to have it in the in the in the
what's it called island or area where I can face
(11:17):
out and really sort of run it like I'm running
a cooking show. I'm going to pretend I'm on a
cooking show. Yeah, I'm always pretending. I want to pretend
I'm on television. I always wanted to.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Do It's close your ears, freezing workers. But I do
put one on the dishwasher with the other cutlery, and
then I also they have their own like compartment and
the cutlery drawer, so that the only two in there.
But they do bang against themselves, and I've just I'm
not I'm not going to put because I've got the
(11:48):
pouch for them, but I'm not hanging that in the
kitchen a cup.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Fuck, it looks ugly.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
So that's fine. They'll stay in there. That's why they
need to go on the stone.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
My parents run one of those magnetic ones.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
I hate the feeling in middle and middle.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
They run neck one.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
They're still running the magnetic one because they've just moved
and downsized and etcetera, etcetera.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
They're still running a strong knife game. My mum's got
a she runs a strong knife game, good knives, sharp
as all buggery, which is great, but she's not doing
much kitchening. Well, she's got a broken and broken elbow.
She is she able to use knives as much at
the moment? Or is that off the table? Off the table?
Good pun that's off the table along with my sosh
(12:27):
mid successful. So far, she hasn't mentioned anything about me blocking.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Her on soshe Man.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah, so I'm pretty happy about that.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Yeah, hell y, no mention.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I reckon. Yeah, it's I've saved myself basically there, Yeah,
and saved to her. I've saved her, Yeah, you have.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
She doesn't need to see what's going on, but she
wasn't a fan of you and kneeling on all fours
with that bone in your mouth and a chain around
your neck.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Now she wasn't that keen on me making love to
that six work or either that she saw on TV
that time. Basically, every single time she sees me do
anything that's not seven sharp, she's I can see a
little bit of her dies.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Yeah, I think that it's like, poor mother. I think
that's too about your mother.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
My poor mother.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Really, she would really want to be proud. She'd be like, oh, my.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Boy's on TV. Look at this. Yeah, we've never.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Had anyone on TV in our family.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
We should tune in, my poor mother.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
And she goes, oh, he's making love to.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
A six work.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
The good thing about it.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Moving to watch it with the whole New Zealand NPL teens.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
The good thing about it, though, Jerry as if someone
decides that they're gonna tell on you, and they're going
to be like, oh man, he's saying all this horrible
stuff about his mum, I'm going to get him back,
And then they go, I'm going toward her a podcast.
She's got no idea how to turn that.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
No one's gonna do that to her. No one's going
to do that to her subjected to a podcast. There's
no way. There's no way that everyone knows not to Sheryl.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Do you guys like this caught?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
That's quite nice.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
It's a bit purple.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Hayes wants to resolve back.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
To Oh here we go. I feel some flamenco coming on, farness.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
I can't find the rhythm and you won't it be
that way?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
So okay, well let's search on the h okay.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
I have a lovely weekend. Everyone must see you Monday by.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Ourselves, Jerry and Manayah.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Catch the radio show from six till ten weekdays, The
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