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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 3 (00:09):
Welcome along to the Hidarchy Breakfast. Yes it's a Friday.
It's the twenty seventh of March twenty twenty sixth man stirred.
How weird.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Oh my god, if your house hasn't floated away, congratulations
you've made it to Friday.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
It is soggy out there, man, soggy yesterday. Everyone just
pinned down inside. I got home yesterday and all the
windows have been open, just the jar, and it's like
usually if the rain's coming from one direction, there'll be
a little rain on one of the window cells, every
window sill, everything wet.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Oh, ouch, wet. Don't know how that happened. There's also humidity,
isn't there at the moment because it's all coming in
from the north. It's like an atmospheric river.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
When I walked out this morning, I can believe how
hot it was. Yeah, it's ridiculous. Yeah, I think foggy
heading for a high in Auckland anyway, twenty five might
be a little weirdy five, Yeah, twenty five might be
a little bit cooler. What's going to happen? And I
was chatting to Dan Corbett about this last night. Head. No,
what's going to happen is when the sun comes out.
And the sun is going to come out today by
the way in Auckland. Yeah, it's actually going to end

(01:04):
up quite a nice week in from most of the
country when that happens, because of all the dampness and
the moisture, it's going to be steamy. Bugs. Bugs, Oh god, bugs.
Good for the garden. Oh, good for the fathers, Good
for the garden, good for the gander, good for the farmers,
unless you're flooded. Oh well, Friday air. There we go.

(01:25):
How would have thought, Well, it's been a week, hasn't
it one of those weeks you could deal with one
of these, to be.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Honestly, Jerry, And then they breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
That was yesterday. I was despite the weather, In fact,
because of the weather, I was.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
I was living La Vida lokis today Lovita Loca. Yeah,
I was living La Vida Loca. How did you live
Levida Loca? Remember Ricky Martin? And then yeah, I remember
living the love inside out yeah, living Lavida, loveta the
life and my crazy lives.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
The crazy life upside inside out. And my skin was
the color of mocha.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
This skin's always the color of mocha. Nah you say yeah,
it skin's the color remoca. And I will wear you
out living the Veda logo? All right, what did you live?
The levitao? I want to say, logo love logo. Oh look,

(02:25):
I just well, I got home.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
I went to work yesterday, obviously putting the good gods
on a shift of the cold face down the content
coal mines, and then went home. I did a few jobs,
meld about the house for a bit, and then at
about three thirty, I was like, it's raining, and it was,
you know, the cyclone yesterday, so I was like, I
can't do anything, you know, I'm pinned down inside the house.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
I can't leave the house, and I've cleaned the place up,
so time to start a puzzle. I'm just going to
turn in. Oh, I'm just going to turn in. I've
bought a new stop me if you hear this one.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
But I've bought myself a new doubt, a lighter douvat
than the one I bought this time last week.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Some await, some await dobate, which in Auckland will get
you all the way through winter. You are in your
mid thirty yeah, I know, I know. Welcome to your
mid THI oh my god, how good the purchases, man,
they get. Man, they spurn my wheels different Manchester. Yeah,
that's all right, it's just different. We've already got to
other dobots. But this one was the one I.

Speaker 6 (03:21):
Needed, and I was right.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
I climbed into that thing.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
It was honestly, I felt like I was a caveman
underneath it, but a pile of pelts, and so I
just tucked it in and I.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Was like old net for about twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
And I woke up an hour later. I was like,
oh man, the cat just there looking at each other.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
You know, you know when cats wake up from a
deep sleep and they look all disheveled. This cat just
looked at me, and I was looking at it. We're
just both massively disheveled. It wasn't lying on you, was
it you.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
No, the hanging stone hadn't been deployed yet, but he
will start doing that this winter.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Oh no, because you don't want that, particularly with the
moisture and the humidity around. Puzzle cat on your legs.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
We call him and whut we call him the Hongy
Stone because he lies on top of you and just
cooks you. Oh yeah, he hasn't started doing that yet.
He will, but anyway, so we had and then I
woke up and it was like four thirty and the
missus gets home at about five thirty, so I was like,
what am I going to do? Really gap and just
mill about for another hour? So I turned off again.
So I had just a s esta for two solid hours. Now,

(04:21):
no one with kids and an actual job is going
to want to hear that, but that I'm just speaking
my trip. That's what happened.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Two hours that is very Spanish.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Two hours siesta into like a late dinner.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
It was sort of seven eight o'clock by the time
we're eating dinner, and then hit rumblass. We hit last night,
that's right.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
We got a jugger sangrea and we done and we
danced deep into the night.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
And that was Thursday night. What they what Ricky Martin
refers to as Lavina logo that genuinely is leavin alone.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
I know, and I can recommend it across the weekend.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
If you get a Saturday or a Sunday, get a
bit of LaVita logo, go and get a siesta. If
they got something going on, have they, i mean they're
onto something. Yeah, I think they are normally with them
with the Spanish, because that is different. I think the
Spanish even shut crep down at like one thirty two
ish and they don't open things up again to like six. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, and they don't open in the morning till like
ten or eleven.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
With the Lavina Loca, you're going to bed late, but
you're waking up real late. Yeah. I mean there's a
lot of sleeping going on. I think there's a lot
of love making going a lot of love making going on.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Not for me, but in the traditional version of Lavina
loka I'm obviously doing in New Zealand rip off of
LaVita logan put some corners.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
Could highly recommend it.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
If you're in a position to do it at all
this weekend, I can highly suggest the LaVita Loca. James
text through. No ransacking going on at all, minit absolutely not.

Speaker 7 (05:50):
Ja Jerry ed Midnight, the hold Ikey Breakfast for old dudes,
name years for Friday, Let's go back to the year
five sixty five, five sixty five, five sixty five.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Add this is before my time, but you guys might
remember it. That is the earliest sighting of the Lochness monster.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
I like the pronunciation of Lochness monster.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
The earliest report of a monster in the vicinity of
Lockness appears in the Life of Saint Columba, written by
Admin Nan, written in the seventh century CE or a
great writer.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Yeah great.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
According to ad domin Nan, writing about a century after
the events described, Irish monk Saint Columba doesn't sound very
Irish was staying the land of the Picts when he
encountered local residents bearing a man by the river Ness.
They explained that the man was swimming in the river
when he was attacked by a water beast that mauled
him and dragged him underwater. Despite their attempts to rescue

(06:46):
him by boat, Columbus sent to follow her to swim
across the river. The beast approached him, but columber made
the sign of the cross and said, go no further,
did not touch the man, go back a way.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Okay. Immediately I'm calling bs the idea that there was
some dude that, oh, how he you're burying some guy.
So they've murdered him, and they're like, how did he die?
There was a monster that appeared out of the lock
and killed him and we're just burying him now as
like near likely story mate, Well.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
But then, how do you explain Columbus sending one of
his followers across the river, and then the beast approaching him,
and then Columbus saying, go no further, do not touch him,
go back at once, and then the creature stopped as
if it had been pulled back with ropes, and fled
in columbus men and the picts gave thanks for what
they perceived as a miracle.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
How do you explain that? I don't know about that.
You think you know it all. I don't know the
answers for that. Because that happened. Magic mushrooms, Now that happened.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
The best known article that first attracted a great deal
of attention about a creature was published in nineteen thirty
three in the Enverness Courier. At a large beast that
wheel like fish. The article Alex cambell I can't keep
it going. It gets Jamaican After a while. Water bailer
for lock ness and a part time journalists discussed the
sighting by Eldie mackay of an enormous creature the body

(07:58):
of a whale rolling in the water in the.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Lock Hey funny. So it turns it turns Jamaican because
the Jamaican accent comes from Ireland, which I found out
on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
The other data, but Irish because there's an Irish guy
going around at the moment.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
It sounds very Jamaican. I think he's an Irish politician. Yep.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Sounds a little bit like the Bristol accent as well.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
It turns out the Irish workers that were seen across
in the cane fields I think, and the sort of
seventeen sixteen hundreds were that's where the Irish Jamaican accent camera.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Anyway, Campbell's article said the creature disported itself rolling and plunging.
Just what disported itself, so I presumed left the port
when into the water, rolling and plunging for fully a minute,
its body resembling that of a quail, and the water
cascading and churning like a simmering cauldron. Soon, however, it
disappeared in the boiling massive foam. Both onlookers confessed that

(08:53):
there was something uncanny.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Uncarnia beat the whole thing, but they realized that there
was no ordinary dennisen of the depths because, apart from
its enormous size, the beast and taking the final plunge,
sent out waves that were big enough to have been
caused by a passing steamer. Well, you think that, then
you're going to see this thing all the time. It's
going to keep popping up, come out of the water.
Obviously it's going to keep popping up because that lock

(09:17):
is not that big or is it mess It has
popped up a few times.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
You would think that once we invented cameras and that
kind of thing, that we would have seen it.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Well.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
In nineteen sixty there was the Dinsdale film by Tim Dinsdale,
which captured a large object object moving across Loch Nest
leaving Awake, later analyzed by military and independent ex but
some concluded it was likely not.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
A boat keeps it.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
One of the strongest piece of evidence there was the
Spices sighting George and Missus Spices. She doesn't have a name,
George and miss Georgia and Missus a creature reportedly crossed
the road before entering the lock.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Description of a long neck, yeah, used the pedestrian crossover
used the pedestrians do not know the locknest monster was
crossing roads zebra crossing. Also, there are no zebra crossings
around there.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Description of a long neck helped to find the modern
nissy image, the one that they'll.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Sell you a plush toy of.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
As a key event, the triggered global attention and then
Operation Deep Scan was in nineteen eighty seven.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
That lee Heart was involved in that.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah, lee Heart was involved in that. That's where they
That's where they got the large scale sonar sweeps. They
got a bunch of boats with sona and then they
went back and forth across the loch. Multiple boats detected
large moving underwater objects. No visual confirmation, but the readings
were hard to fully explain. Okay, one of the most
serious scientific style attempts to find NeSSI.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
They spent money on that. So the idea is that
the NeSSI. Now the latest is that looks a bit
like a diplodoccus. Yeah, but this thing's just been hanging
out by itself for the longest time, mating with no one. Yep,
there's only one of them. Somehow, it's still in there, yep,
and there's enough food for it to eat.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
There is a website it's called Lockness Sightings dot com
and if you want to register an official sighting of
the Locknest Monster you can. To date there have been
one one hundred and sixty six reportings and also it's
got webcams fixed onto the lake.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Since twenty twenty one, seventeen recorded sightings there too. One
of them was a former host of this very show,
Matt He's sister she saw it. She saw it. Oh,
went to lock Ness. I saw a lot. Yeah, I
don't think I saw it. She was also a music
Mushrooms though.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Jerry in the Night the Hoadarchy Breakfast, we're just talking
about the loch Ness monstuff, and I mentioned that I've
actually I've been over there to loch Ness and we're
staying in the town next door to it, which is
Drum to Drocket it's called it's one of those old places,
got a couple of castles scattered around bite spot and
we were like, you know what, let's go and have

(11:39):
a look for this thing. You know, I think everyone
that goes around there is like, right, we're going to
be the ones that find it.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Yeah, I at bit.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah, And so me and my mate we go down
there and we may or may not have reportedly allegedly
been on the fucking hunters at this point. We get
down there and we start skirting the lake in an
effort to try and find Nissi. And as we're going
we lose track of time, as so often as the
case in that situation, the sun starts sitting and by

(12:07):
this stage we've walked so far from where we walked
down to the lake and couldn't remember in which direction
would come from. You know, you're looking at the lake,
there's a forest behind you. You think you'd know did
you come from the right or did you come for
the left? We couldn't.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
You couldn't remember from whence you came from whence we came.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
And so at that point we are standing on the
Queen's chain of the beach of the of the lake,
looking at the lake and then looking at this forest
that God knows how deep the forest is. And then
we're like the sun has now set at this point
and we're like Jesus. And adding to that is the
paranoia that there may be.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
A diplodocus or what is whatever it's called. Yeah, a beast,
the lock the monster might be out there. Who knows
what other kind of cryptozoology is fizzing around as well.
The same thing might happen to you that happened to
Columbia or you know, Saint.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Colombis Yeah, yeah, who got exactly mauled by beast And
I didn't even know the spell that he used to
stop it. So at this point we were like, we
either got to I don't know, I could just pick
one direction around the lake and walk it, or we do.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Better with the forest.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
And we saw what we thought was maybe it wasn't
a path, but it was like it looked like someone
had walked through that before.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Look, God, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
We decide we're going to be better off going into
the forest because it's least likely to have the Lockness
monster in it.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
But could he a yeaty could ever yetty?

Speaker 1 (13:32):
We don't know who knows this point, and so we
just start walking into the forest and we just keep
belining it.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
We're freaking out, neither of us saying anything because we
didn't want to scare the other one.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
And at a certain point we saw lights flashing flickering
ahead of us, and we managed to find the road
and so we walked down into the road and we
were about probably two k's down the road from the town.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
You fought the forest and you won. Yeah, we won.
We won, so you did better the fort. Foreign have
gone with the forest option. You're not gonna take on
this beers in there, but you're not gonna take on
the lake. Are you go around the I'd go around
the foreshore and see bit yep. I suppose it depends,
wouldn't it.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah, but the rules were I'm not talking it to
anyone in Scotland, so I decided not to. But yeah,
so we survived an encounter with the lock in this monster.
You're welcome tix on three four A three. There's a
theory that dinosaurs come from lizards because lizards never stopped growing. Therefore,
over many hundreds of years and thousands of years, a
lizard would grow into the size of a dinosaur.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Interesting theory. It could spill lizard.

Speaker 5 (14:32):
Jeery and night the hotiarchy breakfast.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
Time for your latest sport headlines. Thanks to export Ultra
the beer for here, Formula one manufacturers and officials have
unanimously agreed to reduce battery capacity for qualifying in Japan
this weekend, in an attempt to put more value on
driver performance. The move means drivers need less energy on
straits of resulting and less coasting. Okay, does that make

(14:57):
sense to anyone? Ah Zoe thanks. Team running prodigy Sam
Ruth has claimed the national Secondary School's triathlon title at
the mount although the twenty k bike league was dropped
to you to stormy weather. Ruth emerged from the swim
almost a minute behind the leaders, but dominated on the run. Yeah,
you think so, wouldn't you? Do you think?

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Do you think you could beat Sam Ruth in a
triathon if you were allowed a kayak for the swim, yep,
and a motorbike for the bike league?

Speaker 3 (15:30):
You think you've bet them? Ah? How long is the
runk teenk with my current outrider situation? No, but previous
to that use, Yeah, I feel like I could with
a motorbike and a kayak.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Think about the The kayak's not much faster than swimming.
It's just way less tiring, you'd have to think. But
the motorbike part, you're still on the bike course, so
you've still got to slow down quite a bit to
get around. Because some of those corners are quite tight.
You'll probably get around that on a push spoke a
bit quicker, but on those straits you just you.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Just hammer them. When you do, you reckon.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
You could beat Lisa Carrington and a kayak, but I'm
on dry land writing a yek.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Yes, okay, what about Hayden Wild? After half a bottle
of bourbon? And you've both had half a bottle of bourbon.
We've both had it.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Yeah, I don't know half a bottle, he's quite light. Yeah,
a whole bottle, yes, because I think I'm the only
one left stand a galla.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
That's what I think. Half a bottle? Yeah, yeah, probably
I think so. Do you think that you.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Could beat Olympic cyclist Elise Andrews on her you're riding
her bike, she's on a penny farthing?

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Yeah, I've written a top of penny Farthing and I
can tell you that that ain't go fast as a
down a hell there go quite quick, although it's a
fair easy to go over the front. It's a FIXI
oh yeah, and it's it's a long way up there
atop one of those top of penny Farthing and manly
Le coach Anthony remains maintains he's still the right man

(17:02):
for the job. After Seagulls fans went from booing former
Manly Rep Dawly Cherry Evans to turning on the coach
late in their thirty three sixteen loss to the City Roosters.
Cherry Evans played a role in four of the visitors
sex tries, but was jeered with every touch and has
returned to Brookvale Oval. However, by the finalistle, chance of

(17:24):
seabold out rang out from the main grand stand is
the winless Seagulls fell to a third straight loss.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Ye, it's the way they've been losing too. They suck
Like when they lost to the Knights the other day.
The Knights lost their two best players and the Seagulls
are like, all right, bit, I reckon, we could suck
harder than new still even though you've lost your two best.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Ruddles ruddle us man. See.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
I don't know what it is about Seawell, but he
tends to attract this kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
You know.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
This happened to him at the Broncos as well.

Speaker 5 (17:55):
Really.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Yeah, Allegations of improper relations with.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
Players, I don't know. I don't.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Real allegations that I don't know about, but you can
read about in the deep dart read it threats.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
And we'll just quickly get the queens at the stone
Age before we delete ourselves in trouble.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Jeremie Wells and the nice to it the dar you
breakfast quick.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
I'll go check.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
This one got served up to me the other day
and I thought we need to debate this one on
the show this morning.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
Have it listened to this? Ten million dollars if you
and your friend group can out drink your dad and
his friends in their prime and ten million dollars. He
have ten million dollars as could He's got ten million
dollars and he's offering it up.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yet he's offering it up. You've got to be able
to You and your mates got to out drink your
dad and.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
His mates in their prime. Do you think you could
do it? Yeah? I mean look, I think it depends
on your friends and it depends on your dad. I could, ye,
only because my dad and his friends were reasonably modern.
It's a very moderate man. He drinks, but he doesn't

(19:03):
drink heaps. He drinks some moderation. I've never seen him drunk.
He never ever ever gets rolling drunk.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Does he drink at the town in country with the
atmosphere's great, Yeah, he would drink at the town and country,
But no, I've never seen him.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
I've never seen him drunk. And that's not saying that
he hasn't been drunk. Overserved himself at certain times. I
remember a couple of times that my charted when he
sort of over celebrated, but he was. He was very happy,
and it was like he just seemed a bit looser
than normal.

Speaker 6 (19:31):
But that was that he was.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
He was a man that no it was and my
mum was the same. They were. They're very moderate people.

Speaker 8 (19:37):
What about your grandfather because he famously used to mow
the lawns and then drink half a bottle of gin afterwards.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yeah, you know Grandpa Bell no IRE's no way he
would drink me under the table. Yeah, yeah he was.
He was from a different generation. They are the spirit generation.
They would drink half a bottle of spirits a day,
old school. I mean they're responsible for the decline in
sales of Gordon's gin. I mean that Gordon's that Gordon's
one leader that he was on the strong stuff to

(20:07):
run the moa on it. He loved it. It was.
It was We're talking three quarters three quarters gin with
just a dash of tonic, use saliva as a mixer.
What if your son ever wanted to run at the title.
I think I think it's skips a generation in my family.
So my grandfather, then my my parents, know, and then

(20:28):
me and then know with my kids, and then God
help my grandchildren. Yeah. So from about you, I was
just straight off the bat.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
No, I and and me and my mates, you know,
in our prime, which is still ahead of us, keep
thinking that we could.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Really throw down.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
We could really throw down probably in our in our
prime Donner's days into the into the late timers days,
you know, could we could put it down.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
The problem, the problem.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
I'm running into in this scenario is my dad and
his mates, his friend group was the entire second first
Battalion that a military base army, and they they can
put away industrial quant like when when you talk about
drinking a port town dry, you know when they pull
up in Singapore and just drink that bit dry. Also,
you know, I've got I've got recent evidence of having

(21:18):
a having a crack at it every now.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
And then, you know, And so how's that gone? Oh?

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Look these days, you know, I could probably take my
own dad out in terms of the drinking challenge, but
it's then my mates have got to take on all
of his mates.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Yeah, who are still going strong, still going healthily. When
you're patrolling and you're working hard in the army, that's right,
you can't be drinking on the job there. So when
you're off the clock, you're off the clock. You are
well and truly off the clock.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
So yeah, me, absolutely not you, yes, ruder, Well, I
would have thought absolutely.

Speaker 8 (21:51):
But every now and again you get a hint at
what he may have been like and what his friends
may have been like. Because my dad grew up in England,
I'd never meet his friends until my early tweet. They
took me to a pub one night and I wasn't
I was an absolute reckon. They told me some stories
about my dad that i'd never heard. He love, that,
that he was quite a critter, and because because of

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all of his friends were from England, we'd never heard these.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
That's my dad.

Speaker 8 (22:20):
As I proceeded to drop a piece of frozen fish
on the ground because I was an absolute mess, was
discussing yeah maybe.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
So maybe, yeah, all right, two out of three.

Speaker 5 (22:30):
Jerry and Leni the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Gerry and and I are joined the conflict the Hadarki
Breakfast discussion group on Facebook for my Die.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Heinwood joins us Worries fan. Diehinwood were league fan, in fact,
just a fan of life. I would say, Die Heinwood
a fan of of everything. Morning. How are you?

Speaker 9 (22:50):
I am wonderful? And you know what I was thinking
from Monday to Wednesday. A lot of people around this
beautiful country saying that God doesn't exist. But when off
on Thursday night, you are mainlined into the spiritual matrix
for four days.

Speaker 10 (23:06):
And there is nothing.

Speaker 9 (23:08):
Better than a Warriors eight pm Friday night game. They
black out the stadium, the flames are flying in the air,
the Warriors are off to a blinder of a start,
and I'm pretty excited about this game.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
I am too, Die my Warry, and I think a
lot of Warriors fans Warriors this week is that West
Tigers suck and we have been absolutely humming to start
the season. In years past this would have felt like
a banana peal. Doesn't feel that way for you?

Speaker 3 (23:33):
This year?

Speaker 9 (23:35):
Well, I thought that, I, to be honest, thought that
that night's game might be a bit of a banana
peal for us, but we just stepped up and went
for it, and that gave me confidence. And the type
of footy that we're playing is well. I mean, we're
chancing our arm a bit and we sign the ball around,
but our defense is solid. In past we used to

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you know, if we made a mistake, we actually struggled
to defend it a bit. I think that the one
Warriors the is the Tigers are a real wild card
side of a team. They can just chuck the ball round.
I'll be intrigued to see if Adam Dewey actually starts
at seven. He's he went off with what looked like

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a really serious hamstring complaint last week, but he's been
named to play. However, La too Fine, who is on
the extended bench, he could come in now.

Speaker 10 (24:29):
There was rumors going around.

Speaker 9 (24:30):
Yesterday in our in our map Monday WhatsApp thread what
an unnamed member called Isaac was spreading this misinformation more
misinformation than Shane Jones after half a bottle of Jamison's that.

Speaker 10 (24:47):
Tyane Tuapiky was going to be moving into the center's.

Speaker 9 (24:50):
Charms, sorry chance was going to move into the centers
Tayne would start at fullback. That hadn't happened twenty four
hours out, and I've been intrigued to see why it
would happen with an hour ago.

Speaker 10 (25:04):
So the team looks pretty stable.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
Luke Metcalf's coming back obviously from his ACL injury, die Hend,
But just a question here for you what happens if
things don't go well with that Tanner Boyd, Luke Metcalf pairing.
What happens if the combination isn't actually there because it's
all been about combinations in the last three.

Speaker 9 (25:23):
While absolutely and I before the Newcastle game, I would
have worried about that, but he played an amazing combination
with cht Thcht then got a head injury. He played
with Luke Hanson who had his debut last week, and
to be honest that you couldn't really count that because
they played sistine games on the trot and cup together.

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This is the big test because Tanner Boyd's proved himself
as a seven. Luke Metcalf is coming back after a
lot of time off, so he's he might as any
player would struggle a bit with match game fitness. I
don't think that Metcalf's going to impact Tanner's game too much.
I actually think the way Tanner plays of a really

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organizing half a great kicking game.

Speaker 10 (26:14):
He knows when to run.

Speaker 9 (26:15):
Now, I think it's just going to unlock Luky met
to players natural game, which he is. Luke Metcalf to
me feels a bit like a more like a sixth
or even a fullback style of play. So I really
have my fingers crossed that they will show some spark
and this moving forward will be our halves combination.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yeah, I agree with you, and I actually think it's
the best case scenario for Luke Metcalf because he's not
going to be asked to do too much because Tanner
Boyd's sort of, you know, got everything under control, so
he can just sprinkle a bit of magic dust on there.
But our forward pack, I think has probably been the
dominant forward pack of the whole competition. Speaking forwards, Jackson
Ford's been absolutely tremendous. How do you think they fit
him Fish and now Mitch Barnett coming back off that

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knee injury in together.

Speaker 9 (27:02):
Well, it seems that I thought that Midge Barnette would
take a lot of minutes off Jackson Ford because Jackson
Ford's playing close to eighty minutes a game. He's the
leading the dally Ms. He's sort of renowned as the
best forward in the game this year so far.

Speaker 10 (27:20):
It's a great headache to have. But I actually think they.

Speaker 9 (27:23):
Will still be easing Mitch in over the next couple
of weeks, and I think Jackson Ford will still play
about seventy minutes, to be honest, but I feel that
he'll take minutes off Fish. We've got on the extended
ben still Marata ne Acordo. So we've got so much
heavy hitting up front, and that's that's why we are

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showing the attack we are because the forwards Midge Barnette
did some of the biggest tackles I've seen this year
last week, so we are we are really laying the
SmackDown on these players. I mean, this, this could be
a real cinder let rella story. But but you've got
to remember why did Cinderella's shoe fall off of for Fit?

Speaker 3 (28:09):
So well? You know, So that's a bloody good question
that I'm heating out. Got it, You've got a wonder Yeah,
I'm hitting out Dihinewood and I'm going to try and
get some DNA from the field because I'm wondering whether
Tanner Boyd is actually Elfie Langer's son. I'm seeing a
lot of similarities between those two. God, they look similar,

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same sort of shape, same shape.

Speaker 9 (28:33):
Back you were in one of the early same sex
relationships between Alfie Langer and Dolph Langren that actually had a.

Speaker 10 (28:42):
Child, and that child was rumored to be Tanner Boyd.
He's not the best d NA.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Thank you so much for your time. Have a love
all right, see you mate. Yeah, that freaks me out
how much that it's like Elfie lingers back and as
has moved on to a new human and Tanner boy
We might need a side by side.

Speaker 5 (29:07):
Jerry in the night they breakfast.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
At Yeah, a lot asking you about your swift? You
still rocking that swift through this text, man, I'm still
rocking that thing.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
I've been peeked down by this thing for about four
years years ago my messages and I you know, we
we actually when we moved to Auckland, we ran one
car for the longest time and I would make use
of the Auckland public transport network at my own peril,
and then you know, one car was enough for the
two of us living in the city. But at a
certain point I wanted my own independence back, and so

(29:37):
and I wanted to get to Kingswood. And after a long,
long and heated discussion about the price of fuel, we
both agreed that I will be getting a two thousand
and eight Suzuki Swift.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
It seems like a real about compromise. Compromise.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yeah, it's about give and taking a relationship, Jerry, you know,
it's about giving.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
And then one person you might have sort of said
on something a little bit in between. I mean you've
gone from one extreme to the other. There. Oh, I know.
I tell you what, though, grateful for it, grateful for
it on days like this, like like I said, only
just dip below the full thing this morning.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
I there's a there's there's a power in hating your car.
Someone dinged it the other day. They scraped all the
way down the side of it, and they got out
and they were beside themselves with apologies.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
I'm so sorry. I don't care.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Like it bent the corner of their number plate over,
and I was like, is your number plate okay? No,
Look the whole side of your car scratches, So I couldn't.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
Kill do the other side. So it looks symmetrical. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yeah, I've tried to rebrand it as a classic. I've
tried telling people that it's a classic two thousand and
eight Suzuki swift.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
But I can see through my own bullshit. It's not working.
Is it still running a dipstick or is it you
never had a dip lost the stick still? When I
bought it, it didn't have a dip stock. You don't
need a dipstick, not on necess Zuki swift sticks. Just
to see how much oil is oil you've got, and
whether you can see it or not, it's got the
same amount of oil in it. So it doesn't worry me.
Just because I want this is the thing. I park

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it underneath the street light, right next to an alleyway
in the hopes that someone will steal it. But it's
a manual, So no one's ever going to steal that thing,
because the kids these days, they can't drive the damn manuals.
Coming up after the sevent thiy sports headlines, I've had
another armpit incident. Iiced that I think I'm ready to

(31:31):
concede that when you're right about how it happens.

Speaker 5 (31:35):
Jerry and Midnight, the Hohtiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
So when you seeing this for NCAA level I would
have been level one for formula every.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
One music on your guitar and failed. Did you sing
that last bit? Did you fade away at the NBA?
I faded away? Now fade aways.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
I learned fade outs work way better on a commercial
radio station than they do in a classroom in Omro,
And I learned that hard way. I don't think anyone's
had to learn it harder than me. I don't think
I nailed the dynamics of that song either, because it
was you know, Meander's along for the first part and
then me you would recall he really gets stuck into it.

(32:13):
And I don't think any of my classmates were prepared
for that. And then I got a hey, look that
was great. Why don't we resubmit this? And you pick
a difference.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
So it's wrong, though, seriously with it, Like you're a
man who's never sung it, You've never sung flat. No,
the voice of an angel like honey poured over thunder
is what they say. But I and you've got the
fingers of a I'm not going to say, but you've
got the fingers out the fingers. You've got the fingers person,
You've got the remedy.

Speaker 6 (32:37):
That won't quit. I want to know, manyah as, how
old are you used sign? Are you saying sixteen?

Speaker 8 (32:46):
Because obviously that version of the song comes in with
no intro, famously comes in there. Did you have an
intro for yourself? Would you just go one?

Speaker 3 (32:54):
Two?

Speaker 6 (32:55):
Don't stuff this up?

Speaker 3 (32:55):
And I I said, ladies and gentlemen, elderly women behind
the counter in a small town pearl jam. Do you
think it's the name of the song? Was definitely, Yeah,
it's about It takes as long as say the name
of the song as it does. Listen to the bars.
How funny you chose that song? The strange song for
a fifteen year old to pack in audience. It's a
cry for help? Really was it was? And I was

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failed for it?

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Can we can we address something, Jerry? I've even I've
even cueued up some music for this. I saw a
photo come into the group chat last night. It was
a photo of a white as colored T shirt, probably
the fifth one you've bought this year.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
It has a hole in the arm.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
But you have done it again, fresh off the back
of ripping a hole in your last T shirt and
then us and Byron Bay. I watched you take your
shirt off while you went looking through your window, and
what I saw was you you take your shirt off
like John Cena. You pull your right arm in, pull
your right arm out, You pull your right arm in,
and you.

Speaker 6 (33:51):
Shake it all about.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
You poke and you pull that thing off, and every
now and then it gets caught and you wrap a
hole in the in the arm, but just the right.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Down bit of your shirt. And I saw a photo
in the group chat last night You've done it again.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
I refused to accept your theory on why I was
getting wrapped armparts. I thought it was something to do
with just a my bicip strength and the fact that
I've just done your chins recently, been working real hard
on the chain. Why is it just on your right
what's that about? Well? That was that was my I
was like, why something, I've been working anyway, so I

(34:27):
I But then yesterday and I look, and you came
up with a theory. You're like, I think it's the
way you take off your teacher gid out.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
I think it's because you don't know that it's because
you take your shirt off like a toddler.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
You don't know that because you were blowing out the
gusset with your pants. Yes, and that gust up blower.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
And that's because I've developed quite a lot in the
glute area, like getting under some heavy squats.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Don't worry about it. And there's just a rot that
goes on on busting busting seams. Yeah, well the scene. Look,
the fingers is cotton in that scene. And but last
night I went to get I went to take my
shirt off and I did it again. I did it again,
and I actually ripped it and I went and I
was sober, and I think I feel like I've done

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it maybe when I have had a couple of drinks
before and so I haven't remembered this time. I was
immediately all The first thing that came to my head
was and then I thought Mania, Yeah it was the
next The next thought was your names haunting you? Yeah,
all right, but I've warned it in Today.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Looks like it's time for your annual trip for the
five new T shirts.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Yeah, I'm going to go and do that.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
Jerry and Mania. The Hdichy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
The best way to catch up on what you missed.
The Hurdarchy breakfast radio show.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Podcast Time for its academic Give us a call eight
hundred hidachy O eight hundred four to eight, seven to five.
We have five lines free as we speak. You just
need to answer three questions cricked out of five. Yeah,
that's right.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
You'll win yourself a fifty dollar Bunnings voucher, which you
can spend on anything bunning So it goes along Way Bunnies.
You will also get your high school's name eached into
the vaunted its academic role of honor, alongside Tongue Boys College,
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Saint Peter's, Auckland Times Too, Stratford Times to Dungiel to
fund at A Times two, White Taking Boys, Saint Kinderget's Head,
Tongue Kud and forest View and talka to Ashburton and
U don't know he high school?

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Oh there we go. Let's go to Dan, who's on
the one morning? Dan? How are you this morning?

Speaker 10 (36:28):
Good? How are you good?

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Have you played its academic before? Dan?

Speaker 5 (36:32):
I don't think so?

Speaker 3 (36:33):
Okay, what school did you go to Dan College? That
is not on the role of honor.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Famous alumni of Rosmny College Albbo Denie the night Wolf,
Matt Ward went to Rosmoney College.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
We did, went to Rosmoney College? Actually, Dan, Dan, were
you taught by mister Barry family? Was what mister Berittage?
Mister Barry? What did mister mister Puttin? Oh really mister Barry? Wow? Okay, yes,

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former all black mister Barry. Yeh wow, Okay. It's an
amazing family, the Barry family. Now.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Oh, I forgot to mention before just the parting shot
Carmo High schools O from two.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
I meant to read that up before. That seems like
a bit of a drive by on high school to
get a jones On. Okay, you know how this works, Dan,
He's going to get three correct out of five. Let's
see how good your education was at Rossmanny College. There
are no religious questions relating to Catholicism. Just so you know.
Question number one. Name four islands in New Zealand.

Speaker 10 (37:47):
North South Stuart.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Well White Hickey, Yeah, yeah. Finish this line from Alfred
Lord Tennyson's poem Charge of the Light Brigade, Half a
League half a league, half league gone with all in
the Valley of Death road the.

Speaker 10 (38:03):
Past.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
No, it was six hundred spell fucker mana w h
A k A m A n are Okay, I just
got to get one more creed. Which pop star is
Tiger Wa t t married to Ah? Okay, he's going
to get this. Last one was Rita Aura? Okay still

(38:25):
is who is the coach of the one New Zealand Warriors? Dan?
Come on, Dan, come on, you're doing it for rosmoney? Sorry,
guys right along, you know Dan, Damn it, Dan, it's
Andrew Winster. I wanted you to want for all those

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people have rosmoney with their prisons over the years.

Speaker 6 (38:53):
You're good at spelling, fucking man.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Yeah, you've used up all your bad luck for the weekend. Dan,
You're about to have a great weekend.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
And thanks for playing, Thanks for calling, and thanks for listening.

Speaker 5 (39:03):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
It's the five. In the past, we have found the
top five beaches rivers among our pet peeves. Top five
words of twenty twenty five, blazing spots, positions, boats, bushes, dogs, fruits,
straight straits and hangover cures.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
That's right, and this week and just when you think
it couldn't get any more banal anymore, I'm not gonna
say boring because it may not be. This week we're
naming the top five pieces of New Zealand infrastructure, and
I guess the first question is what do you what
do you classify as infrastrucure?

Speaker 3 (39:43):
We've got a definition. Is an infrastructure structure? I don't know.
It's a commonly mispronounced word. Isn't it an infrastructure and structure?

Speaker 8 (39:55):
People sometimes say in the first structure infrastructure and fus structure.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
Because it's quite hard to say in frustructure.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Comprises the fundamental physical and organizational organizational structures such as rhodes, water, power,
and communication networks.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
Essentially essential for society and the economy to function. So
Gun retweeted that, okay, well shove that in your poets.
I love a definition, isn't it so immediately I'm going
to throw I mean, I'd be very disappointed if the
Homer Tunnel wasn't on this. Now, where's the Homer Tunnel was? Down?
South MANI that goes through to Fiordland. Oh right, it

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goes through to Milford from Tiana. The Homer Tunnel, I
feel like the Homer Tunnel built in the nineteen thirties. Sure,
I might be wrong, You're not that long the Homer Tunnel,
but one of our first proper tunnels. Yeah right, A good,
god's honest tunnel, A proper tunnel, a man's tunnel, a
tunnels tunnel, a tunnel built solely by men, A love

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letter to the genre, a sexus tunnel, Yeah, the sexy tunnel,
love letter to the six a love leader the genre
of tunnels.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
We prode ourselves on tunnel here, Okay, can I please
suggest the White Tacky hydro electric scheme.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
Well, that's a big what the whole thing, the whole thing, Yeah,
consisting of eight power stations from like ticket Portal Lake
White Tack. Okay, so you've got ticket pull A yep,
B yeah, C, D and E yep. Then you've got
the White Tacky, the old school, the white take the original. Yes,
I've been in the control room in that thing they've
put They've kept it the same so you can walk

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in a bit of a wonder round. They don't obviously
use it anymore, but it's got obsidian black controls. It's
actually beautiful. Your Avy Moores, your bin Moores, Yes, all up,
providing enough power for eight hundred and thirty two thousand
New Zealand homes.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
That's a lot of hard hydro electric scheme. And when
I buy my power, I buy it from the white
Tachi hydro Electrics scam.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
You've got to get a lot of that power up
north older, you get a lot of leakage, you get
a lot of light ladder leakage going on all the.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Way up to walk one hundred percent Texan three four
eight three, or you can give us a call one
hundred Hodaki one hundred four to eight seven two.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
Five.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Top five pieces of New Zealand infrastructure.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
Oh, there's a great one here. That's a piece of
rail infrastructure which I absolutely love, which we'll get to.

Speaker 5 (42:14):
Next Jerry in the night, the Hoaky Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
It's the today. We're looking for the top five pieces
of infrastructure in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
That's right, top five pieces of New Zealand infrastructure and
an important piece of ADMIN before we dive into this,
will you accept infrastructure that does not exist anymore?

Speaker 5 (42:36):
I e.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
Kerasbrook stadiums needed. No, I won't. You won't know. It's
got to be it's got to be existing, right, It's
got to be here and now, otherwise we can start
going back into some of the early Maori infrastructure and
terraces exactly.

Speaker 6 (42:52):
Love.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Here's one from Chris that I quite like. The Rakaia Bridge,
longest bridge in the Southern Hemisphere, famous for the game
of hold your break across the bridge and trying not
pass out.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
Early introduction of breathwork for me. Yeah, it's a good game,
that one.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
It was, But there's always allegations if someone's not quite
holding their breath. There's people desperately silently pointing at each
other all across the car.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Yeah, where you can start just easing it out through
your nose, can't you. This is the problem.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
When I realized that that's what my dad was doing
while we were trying to hold our breath over there,
it was the beginning of my trust issues.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
Cunning three four eight three. By the way, eight hundred Hodeki,
what about the clock on the hill in Alexandra es
central piece of infrastructure, the only thing keeping the town
in the twenty first century? Would you accept that is
that infrastructure? What's your definition there of infrastructure?

Speaker 1 (43:36):
I'll stand by here call it comprises the fundamental physical
and organizational structures such as roads, power and communication networks.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
I would say communication.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
I think it is because how else would people in
Alexandra know at the time, is they don't have the Internet.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
I don't cay Mount Vac Tunnel's coming through quite strongly.
Of course, that's the one that your horn through, although
there've been there's been a lot of correspondence around not
beeping your horn on MA because there's people who are
walking in it. Oh no, they get frightened. Can they
not walk when there's a horn going on? It's what
do you accept? Jerry?

Speaker 8 (44:10):
This is one dear to my heart hopefully yours as well.
The Basin Reserve.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
Oh now that's tricky because it is obviously a roundabout
which is a piece of roading. But are you talking
about the Basin Reserve itself, because that's a reserve. Yeah,
I know, well, and that's not infrastructure.

Speaker 6 (44:27):
But it is the biggest roundabout in the seven Well
are you.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Talking about the roundabout or are you talking about the
cricket field itself.

Speaker 6 (44:33):
I'm going to leave that up to you, Jerry. I'm
going to leave that open ended.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
What about the fifteen thousand votes that have come through
for the ROADIMU spiral.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
That is I can absolutely that was. That's the engineering
masterpiece devised by Robert Holmes if I'm not correct, Oh
Bobby Holmes made that yep. So that linked the main
trunk line between the South and the north parts of
the main trunk line around about the central place tod there.
They had to get up on a steep gradient, right
train we're talking. This is in the eighteen nineties, so

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trains couldn't do it. So instead, oh, Bobby Holmes, he
devised a little system that goes around in this little
spiraling system so you can get over that gradient. Wow,
bloody and press. But I'll tell you what when you
go in on that spiral, Raylen Ramsey, if you put
on your headset when you're on the Northerner train, Raylean
Ramsey will guide you through the spiral, should talk you
through it.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
That has had the most texts that have come through
so far, right up there with the aud set of viaduct,
which is that one that flies through over to Arthur's Pass.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
It is a stunning piece of New Zealand infrastructure. Littleton
Road Tunnels. A lot of votes for that be no, no,
technically a road.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Yeah, but I wouldn't consider that to be infrastructure.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
I think it has to be human made.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
What about the brutal yet graceful Bellcluther Bridge has.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
Got to be in the conversation. There's something about that bridge.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Best roading is the Gisbon KFC drive through. Is it
a lot of love for the monopoly power station?

Speaker 3 (45:59):
Great power? I would add the roaring meg power station
down in the south Eiland and Gibson value really bad thing.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Yeah, I think look small yet mighty Huntly power Station
getting a bit of love true, Makaia Bridge transmission gully.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
The mos Gull sign on the hill. Never before as
a town or city thought about putting their name up
on a hill point.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
This is a good point, all right, keep those coming
through all you can give us a call on eight
hundred Hardaki one hundred and fourty eight seven two five.
We will compile the list and present it for you
up next.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
Yes, you've got a round about four minutes to get
those votes in and these votes will be counted.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Oh, they'll be counted and they will be reported on
by the wider news media.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
This is the this is what happens.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Oh, the ty Point aluminium pot who doesn't love a smelter.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
What about the what about the refinery, the Marsden Point refinery.
What do you say the allegations rooted at least to
call you the smelter at school.

Speaker 5 (46:55):
Jerry and min Nin the Hotiarchy breakfast.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
We're currently looking for the top five pieces of infrastructure
in New Zealand. It's the interestingly, no love for State
Highway one. No, which is a modern miracle. I mean it.
It spans the length of the country, does it not?

Speaker 1 (47:14):
It does the whole way down and in fact, in
the South Island it's basically the only highway. It's the
only highway that I'm aware of anyway.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
Nothing for the Auckland Harbor Bridge. No, No, in person.
There's a persons whose bodies in the concrete of the
Auckland Harbor Bridge. And no love for that.

Speaker 6 (47:30):
Any love for the Nippon Clipons, No.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
Love for the clipons. Router for the cliponsons and that's racist.
We don't need to go there. They were the clipon
parts of the Auckland Harbor Bridge that were added in
the nineteen seventies and they were from Japan. Router and
that's racist. Couple of other stituations, people who wouldn't drive
on them when I was a kid. Yeah, because they're

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worried that they'd fall off. I will accept the thing.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
I'll accept that from like Charlie Upam or someone had
fought in the war. But about just like a city.
What about the Maraki boulders?

Speaker 3 (48:04):
Not infrastructure more just a natural phenomenon.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
So I guess for the same reason you will not
accept the beast that is the hook of falls?

Speaker 4 (48:11):
No?

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Absolutely, What about the white Horse and way met Are
you going to accept that because that is a man
made structure?

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Okay? Can we go back to the definition of infrastructure again.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
It's roads, it's things that water, power and communication networks.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
Yeah, I don't think it's any of those things. I
think that's a sculpture. Right.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
What about the Huntly power station has a lot of
Soviet era looking it's very brutalist.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
Yeah, I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
The new jib factor in Totong that uses one million
dollars worth of power a month, that's amazing.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
Who's got the contract for that? I wonder is it Genesis?
Get on board with them? All right?

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Should we wrap into it without any further It is
as a five the Moscow sign on the hill. Never
before as the town or city thought about putting their
name up on a hill.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
Totally original. One of the top five pieces of New
Zealand infrastructure.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Number four the Vied Act.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
Very important piece of infrastrucure because if you're looking to
get across from the east to the west or the
west of the East of the South Island. Yet previous
to that bloody viaduct corne you were going up, you
were going down. There was it called Devil's staircase. Yes, dangerous.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
There was a blind corner there that would take out
a lot of cars as well. So yeah, there's absolutely
and be beautiful.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
The look out over the top of it. My god,
you don't want to take on the Devil's staircase on
the Devil's lettus. No, you don't.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Number three any of the eight roads in Auckland that
don't have road cones on them, okay, which I don't
think there are?

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Are they?

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Well there, and there's ten million streets in Auckland, So
that is number three. Number two, the brutal yet graceful.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
Bellecluther Bridge has got to be in the combo. I
think it is a beautiful bridge. It is our most
beautiful bridge at belcluther Bridge.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
It's the number one bridge that makes you want to
ride your bike over the top of it. Don't Yeah,
I don't want to hear that. Someone said a crack
at that and without any further Ado, we're just a little.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Bit more Ado number one the spiral what it is
a modern marvel of engineering and thought, you know, Robert Holmes,
who would have come up? Who else could have come
up with it? Inspired piece of trainery Andrews six three

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on three four eight three.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Can Hodaki please upgrade it's am frequency's infrastructure so US
pilots can listen whilst we fly.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
Sure we'll be doing that right now, Andrew, No problem.

Speaker 11 (50:28):
Jerry and Mni the Hodkey breakfast. Jerry and Mini the
hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
So you may have seen him the news, one man
swimming the entire east coast of the North Island. It's
to make him he's aware of keeping our ocean healthy
and a call to end bottom trawling. And it started
at North Cape. I think it was January five, like
it was a long time ago. And he's almost made
it all the way to the capital to tell us

(50:56):
more than man himself, John O Riddler, wellcome to the show,
morning chaps. Last time we talked to your head ulcers
in your mouth, your tongue is falling out. How's everything going?
You are You're doing an amazing thing, my friend.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
Thank you. Yeah, I've got over the lpolsa thing, which
is awesome. The hot tongue is still something that's plaguing me.
I haven't been able to quite nail that one down
more recently. The cold, because it's getting cold as we
go south. Obviously it's like in the fourteenth now, which
is pretty nippy. And and jelly's things. Those are the

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two main focuses.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
Really to ye. What you're what? Johnno, you're jelly. You're
having to deal with jellyfish things.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
Oh, I heck you. Yeah, there's there's a lot of
these what you call barbed jellyfish. Google that later. But
they're not these normal kind of looking jellyfish. They're like
strings of organisms and they're brutal. So yeah, yeah, there's
thousands of these things down here.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
I think when we last talked to you, you were
somewhere around the eastern Bay of Plenty.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
Where abouts are you now?

Speaker 4 (52:09):
We're right now in a place called to which is
about fifty k from Cape Tallister. Yeah, almost at the
bottom now, which is which is super exciting.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
I'd imagine a little less hospitable waters are they down
that way?

Speaker 4 (52:24):
It's very different like Eastern Bay of Plenty, you've got
the beaches and the like. Here it's like the steep
steep ridges of the wided up. The ocean's very exposed.
There's you know, there's a lot of wind.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
Effect in the like.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
But it's also beautiful in its own way, Like it's
super rugged. I think this part of the country is awesome.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Yeah, I know ta well, so I've got family down
that way is absolutely stunning, great Cimauana. Yeah, can you
have to grab some crayfish on the way through.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
Oh, we've been gifted a bit which has been awesome.
So we're actually staying with a a guy called Troy.
Troy and his partner clear.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
That is my partner, collective cousin, oh lovely man.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
Or some guy. And he's a gray fisherman and parlor fishermen.
So yeah, we got gifted of it of that. And yeah,
the stocks are the stocks are pretty healthy down down
this way. Less population pressure, I guess, and least commercial
fishing pressure too, but they manage it.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Well, what's the craziest thing you've seen on your your
your you travels. You've spent a lot of time in
the water, a lot of time by yourself, a lot
of time looking down. Have you seen anything that you've
never seen before on this trip?

Speaker 4 (53:43):
What we've kind of encountered of the last little bit,
maybe the last week or two weeks, for these huge
blooms of selp shelp is like gelatinous, planked and tunicate
and basically it just feels like these like blobs or
chains of jelly and they're so thick, they're blooming so

(54:04):
incredibly that it's like swimming through jelly, like literal jelly.
It's so sick. So that's been quite an incredible experience
in places. Yeah, it's just I guess it's just that
mix of cold wat or warm water and the nutrients
all coming together to support that life. And yeah, it's
a very interesting experience.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
We're talking about Johnny Riddler, who is eighty one percent
of the way through what is remarkable Jenny from the
top of the North Island to the bottom of the
North Island. So Johnny, you can see the end now,
can't you.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
Yeah, it feels very much in sight, which is a
bit of a trap the way I'm thinking about it.
We've got one hundred and eleven cases ago, We've gone about,
I don't know, twelve hundred and fifty odds. We have
to when we get started again today as a weather
force rest day. But when we get started again again tomorrow,
it's day one of one hundred and eleven case when

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it's not day eighty five of the thirteen hundred and
fifty kilometer swim.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
Do you find is your because obviously two in twelve
hundred and fifty k's behind you. We're physically with the
rest of body. Obviously your tongue is better fall out
of your head, But the rest of the rugue is
it still holding up you? Have you picked up any
niggles or are you sort of reaching peak fitness at
this point? How a you holding up?

Speaker 4 (55:26):
Finis is good? Body is a bit beat up for sure. Yeah,
I'm kind of managing whatever's coming up at any given
moment in time. But mostly it's tension from a lot
of swimming. I mean, that's kind of obvious, right, But
as long as you manage that tension before it becomes
an injury, it's fine. So I've got a couple of
things to work through today. I'm seeing this for you

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today and hopefully'd be good for the next push when
we get.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
In the water tomorrow. John, know what are you looking
forward to most when you finish this?

Speaker 4 (55:55):
I've said a pizza and the Bears is kind of yeah,
I'm looking for to that. But seriously, I'm really looking
forward to just getting some quality time with my family again.
Been a long time I've been able to see them
along the way, but yeah, just being able to be
at home and be out with courses with my kid
for a wee while that'll be really really nice.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Well, good luck with the last But John, seriously, you're
a very impressive man and and we're all behind you
and we'll check on again soon. Eh.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
Yeah, thanks, guys, appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
I tell you what, it's a that's a full on
thing today.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Yeah, I'm going to go and have a pizza and
a beer in his honor.

Speaker 5 (56:41):
Jerry and the Night The Holarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 12 (56:44):
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Speaker 3 (56:51):
Beer for him. You're sure that Gelan's music should be
the Miami Vice. Then he's no Don Johnson. He's not
the Don Johnson of sport.

Speaker 12 (57:00):
Nah, I'm the dude driving the speedbait with all the
cocaine coming across from the Caribbean.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
That adds up. Yeah, come on, what's happening in the
world of sportless? Is there any sport occurrence? There's a
little bit occurring.

Speaker 12 (57:11):
It's actually quite a bit occurring, especially if you're in Auckland.
You've got the All Whites playing obviously tonight and on
Monday night. Then you've got the Blues at Eton Park
as well tomorrow night playing the Fijian and do us so,
no doubt stand by for the Eden Park time lapse
of them putting goalposts and instead of the goal posts
and then changing it again.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
That's hard to do, man, tell you, that's an an
easy thing to do. Who's going to give us the
give us the lowdown? Who's going to win between the
All Whites and Finland? Any good? They're playing snow most wow.

Speaker 12 (57:41):
Of the All Whites are favorites at the TA B
which was a surprise to me because a pretty I mean,
that's a national sport in Whland.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
Well, that are rally driving. You're whaling.

Speaker 12 (57:51):
Wow, not a sport technically whaling na, Technically there's not
not a sport hobby.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
But you just have to assume European countries a thump
bus at soccer, wouldn't you.

Speaker 12 (58:01):
Yeah, but we're the favorites of Finland and don't forget.
I mean, look, we've got they've put together a pretty
handy team from all around the world. You know, people
playing in the Premier League, these people playing in America obviously,
people playing Phoenix, AORKANDFC. We talked to a couple of
them on Monday actually, and they're all vying for a
spot at the World Cup, which we get an automatic
qualification for pretty much through Oceania. So there's a lot

(58:24):
of this and they don't name that squad till May.
So all these players are desperate to get into the
big dance over in America.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
So I'll watched that with with keen interest.

Speaker 12 (58:33):
Actually, But there's some horrific scheduled check clashes tonight because
we've got we've got Super Rugby. We've got onea Pacifica
hosting the Highlanders to night at seven. We've got all
Whites at seven, We've got seven sharp at seven and
we've got the Warriors at eight eight, so at least
you can you can get in a little bit and
then over to the Warriors.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
It's a multi screen situation. Yeah, I expect everybody running
multi screens.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Yeah, oh look, I'll be I'll be sitting at Matt
Stadium and our before the game seven sharp on one
screen for sure, as I often do on you can
use yeah, but a light and for attainment, just to
calm the nerves ahead of the game against the Tigers.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
And also you can sync.

Speaker 12 (59:10):
You can sink the coverage as well with seven seven,
so you can watch Mwana PACIFICA and Highlanders and you
can sink your coverage and our commentary at the same time.
To set text sync to three two three six, you
can download a chrome extension.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
Which we've built and if you didn't have ADHD beforehand,
you will Yeah, yeah I haven't.

Speaker 12 (59:30):
This is one of one of the ACC listeners and
this is how this is how much we value our listeners.
Got so frustrated with pausing and everything on Sky and
TV and Z that he built a Chrome extension called
the AC Syncorator.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
And the syncreator. Yeah, and so basically text sinc. It's not.

Speaker 12 (59:52):
We can will accept s a n K. But to
three two three six you'll get a link. You have
to do it off your PC. But you can lie
pause I radio, which means you can watch the coverage
and you can just sink it up. You can take
it back back and forwards. I can't text off my PC.
So how does that work?

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
You can deal with it.

Speaker 12 (01:00:10):
That's christ So that Google and seas you can do
Google Chrome extensions.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
Is anything weird happening in the super opiate? It's all
kinds are going to beat the drawer, obviously. The Chiefs
are going to beat the Force. The Hurricanes are going
to beat the Reds. Yeah, we're in one of PACIFICA
are you going to be beaten by the Highland?

Speaker 12 (01:00:29):
Look, I don't know their home at their home at
North Harbor Stadium. They'll be playing for Tana. He's you know,
he's going to be departing.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
To play for to play for. But coach you will.

Speaker 12 (01:00:37):
Yeah, we're in the awkward middle stages of the relationship.
You were about that seven year rich You know, when
you get married, you're married or in a relationship for
seven years and you just like you just feel like,
can I just have another one? Yeah, that's that, and
you can cheat with the Warriors maybe for the next
couple of weeks and then maybe go back to Super
Rugby once it gets spicy again. About the ten year mark,
kids are left home. You can walk around the house

(01:00:58):
and know things for.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
You can't ale. Yeah, you can throuple that you're going
to risk your partner running away with the Warriors at that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
Point though you don't want to always the worry enough.

Speaker 6 (01:01:10):
It is round seven tonight Super Rugby.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Yeah, yeah, the seven round seven round each year.

Speaker 12 (01:01:16):
So we've got the commentary tonight right here on Hadaki
that is Moana versus Highlanders tonight, myself and Tony Lyle
in that one. And then tomorrow night we've got the
Blues feed in and do it at eden Park. Big
weekend for eden Park. It chiefs over in Perth for
the Force, but my the Warriors obviously tonight against.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
The Tigers looking to go four from four.

Speaker 6 (01:01:37):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
And I don't know have I told you last but
my win last week?

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
No, I heard a lot about your losses, so I
heard about it after you placed it. And I would
like to remind g Lane of an age old adage
tips not slips. No one wants to hear about your
bit after it when and we can't make money off it,
let us know beforehand.

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
Well shut up.

Speaker 12 (01:02:00):
Yeah, it was an outrageous kind of three way anytime.
Try scorer tenor Boyd, which is obviously was one that
came in pretty early. But then Aaron Clark, which I
didn't realize he the Warriors, so he scored and I
was like, oh hello, but he walked in he did score.
And then the last one of the three way was

(01:02:21):
Luke Henson, Oh the bloody and goal. So obtained to
a picky by all accounts, is getting a lot of
d MS from people angry that he was the last
league of the Amulti. However, I obtained to a picky
of beer because my my twenty five dollars ta B
bonus bit that I used is raked in just over

(01:02:41):
two grand.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
Wow, We're that three ways. So no, no, no, that
doesn't get it.

Speaker 12 (01:02:49):
That's what I'm saying, Jerry. This week, this week we're
gonna win. Okay, this week I'm gone back. I've gone
back to the well, I've gone Adam Pompey anytime, Jackson
Ford anytime, and Wade Egan anytime. Okay, so I'll put
the handle of a bonus bit on that and that
will return us five grand then, so here we go.

(01:03:11):
Your confidence is high these weeks when none of my
legs come up. But that's that's my punt for this week.
That's that's the one that ever comes in. We'll share
that with the audience. But that two grand I did
turn a victory into a loss because I was so
convinced it wasn't going to win with one minute to
go that I promised my children I'd buy them an
he scooter.

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
Oh oh no, are you idiots? Yeah, that's a massive loss.
That's a huge loss.

Speaker 6 (01:03:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:03:38):
You look, last minute of play, no one predicted the
tame tip he would break the line and then give
the pass into Luke Hanson.

Speaker 5 (01:03:44):
Christ's Sake, Jerry and Midnight the Hdiarchy breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
Time to grab a little bit of chune Fellas at
the end of a week, a bit of gratitude journaling.
I mean, look, don't say.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
That we just went over to Barron Bay and got
on the past for four days, right, because that's not
what happened.

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
What happened was we we learned a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
We learned about breathwork, we learned about gratitude, and so
we've brought that back and hopefully we can share that
a little bit of that with you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
Partcutive producer Rooted. What what are you grateful for today?

Speaker 8 (01:04:20):
Well, I'm always grateful at the end of a long
week when on a Friday night, and.

Speaker 6 (01:04:25):
The Warriors as well.

Speaker 8 (01:04:26):
They really apparently like playing at eight o'clock on a
Friday night. So first of all, I'm grateful that they're
going to be playing tonight, but I'm also grateful that,
if you aren't feeling super fizzed up about it, every Friday,
we're getting Die Hendwood on at seven o'clock in the
morning and so you've got an eleven hour build up
of excitement and just getting ready for the Warriors.

Speaker 6 (01:04:46):
So thank you to Die and thank you to the Warriors.
I'm very grateful for both.

Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
It makes the games better? Does it makes the games better?
Does die hand with enthusiasm? Is infection? Infection? More? He's infectious.
I think I have a cream for him. What are
you grateful for? Apart from that cream?

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
I am grateful for the classic two thousand and eight
Suzuki Swift with a subword for five years and reverse,
no dipstick, and the one point three liter petrol engine
developing the power of two horses.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
That is only.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
That has only just dipped under a full tank of
gas after a week of driving to and from work.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
I'm so grateful. And look, did I try and get
rid of that car about a month ago? Did I
go to.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
Multiple different car dealerships looking to get a second hand commodore?
Of course they're all secondhand. That don't make them anymore
tech on a heavy finance deal. Yeah, I did look
into that, all right, And then in the meantime a
war broke out and I can no longer afford to
drive one.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
Of those cars. Grateful though, because that means neither can
anyone else.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
So in about six months time from now, the bottom
is going to fall out of the commodore market.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
And that's when I pound Durick and Susie you're swift?
Do you think Susie knew that you were planning on
ditching air? And it's a true to me and Kevin
Keene situation? Is this a follow the money situation? Did
my two thousand and eight Suziki Swift start the war
in the middle. Ag Yeah, and and if it to
be retained by me, mayde she know that you were
trying to ditch her.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
If you follow the money, Terry leads all the way
back to my classic.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
Two thousand and eight's Azizki Swift. I'm grateful, Oh, actually,
let me breathe first. I'm grateful for John O. Riddler,
who is swimming the length of the North Island to
raise awareness for bottom trawling. So sometimes you think things
are a little bit tough. You know, you might go
for a week, you might be dealing with a bit

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of stuff in your life, whatever, And then you talk
to a guy who is swimming the length of the
country through jellyfish every day. His body's aching, it's getting
cold now, fourteen degrees. He's got ulcers in his mouth.
He swims through jelly, barb, jelly tongues, tongues falling out,
falling out, basically, his lips have come off. He hasn't

(01:07:06):
seen his family for weeks.

Speaker 6 (01:07:08):
His eyes came out last came out last week.

Speaker 3 (01:07:10):
He's got the man for six years. And and you're
grateful for what he's doing. And you think, you know
what I might be dealing with a bit of stuff here,
but I'm not dealing with anything like that. No, that's
way more full on and good on hum. He's not
doing it for himself, he's doing it for other people,
and the environment is the hidarchy.

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