January 13, 2026 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The heardacky break for show with Bunning's Trade. Find the
perfect gift for every type of trading at Bunning's Trade.
Time for my favorite part of the week. Lame claims
to fame.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, that's right, no claim. It can be two lames.
So get your texture on three four eight three. I'll
give us a call on eight hundred. Hadachy like Adam has.
Good morning, Adam. What's your lame claim to fame?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Boy mate? I met Mike you have Itt quite a
few years ago. He was working with BERVN and they
had a soccer game. I think it was between two
radio seasons, but it was a bit we and me
and my mate foot will do a bit of a
streak across the field. Yeah, we did that and got
half way across and ice lepped over in a four
(00:40):
a month. But when we got on the other side,
Mike you have It gave me a dreasing gown on
to put on course were play cold.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
What a great guy.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
So your lame claim to fame is that Mike Havevock
gave you a dressing gown after stripping after you streaked
at a radio session, business radio session, football game.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Yeah, yeah, and I think Mike he had a small
on his way.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I think I might have been there. I was going
to Sadam, did you plan that I was there? It
was actually it was BFM versus flying None. Yeah, I
was there, and I remember that streak. I don't remember
the dressing gown part of it, but I remember.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
The streak part of it, the energy drink dressing gown.
Ad I've still got a crush on Mike each Other's state.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah, well, who doesn't.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Who doesn't.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
He's a hot old packet of sauce.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
That stuff, Adam. That's a great lame claim to fame.
Another one that revolves around you. Jerio into boarding school
and New Plymouth with a guy who, rumor had it
got expelled from POSH Wanganui High School with some dude
called Jeremy Wells. He was only at as school for
a seventh form year. I always wondered how true that was.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I mean, so, hold on, how would have The weird
part about that was, so would the person have been
at school with the person? Why would have? I mean,
I wasn't on television, nobody knew who I was at
that stage. It would be odd to say that you
were expelled with someone who someone else would have never known.
Don't you think? Is that me?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Or is that I'd need a flow chante.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I mean, there was a high chance that there were
a whole lot of people that were expelled at the
same time.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I'd need a flow chant to understand it that.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
School was expelling people every week, right.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Another text on three four A three. My lame claim
to fame is that my mum's ex boyfriend's mother.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
My mom's experience boyfriend's.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Mother went to John Lennon's twenty first. Oh wow, strangely enough,
my mum's ex looks like looked like Paul McCartney back
in the day, right, I suppose they all looked like
that back in the day, didn't.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
They went to John Lennon's twenty first, because at twenty
one they would have been the Beatles, would have been
on their way up by that stage.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Well, they still fits't around in Germany maybe at that point.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, maybe Hamburg, but also possibly in the Liverpool Sea.
I think they were reasonably well known.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
That I'm just picturing this one happening lame claim to
fame as I'm Richie McCaw's cousin told him one night
on the gas he was like, yeah, right.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Obviously it's like a ruder situation. It's obviously a distant cousin.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Well, we've had Cliff Curtis in the studio a couple
of times, and I haven't been brave enough to be like,
hey man, we're oh, yeah, we've done it. No, I've
never done it. Hey man, we're second cousins. You're my
mum's cousin, Cliff.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
You've got to do it. Next time he comes in.
You've got to do it. I had one of these
situations where my uncle said, I went to school with
the Korra boys, and so if you ever meet one
of them, if they come and you interview them, ask
them if they know you your uncle. And I meet
them a few times, and I didn't have the balls
to do it. Then one night we were out and
You're with them, and then I was like, I want
(03:45):
to do it. And I went over. I was like, hey,
do you know my Do you know my uncle Cliff?
And he's like no, yeah, that's the wrong one. So
that's my lame claim.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
But Jerry and me, I, Ohdiki breakfast, we're right.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
In the middle of your lame claims to fame. No
claim is too lame.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
That's right. Someone takes through on a similar note to Ruder,
who's taken a DNA swab and found out that he's
related to both Phil Collins and Cliff Curtis. Someone said, Rudy,
your mum cousin, your mum's cousin. Let me your mom's cousin.
Hang on, Rudy, your mum's cousin. Would you want to
(04:26):
do that? Rudy, your mum's cousin is your first cousin?
Once removed, that's what they're getting at.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I just saw a second cousin.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Isn't it a second?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I mean cousin's are cousins? A Cousin's a cousin.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Oh by any other name, isn't it? And you're not
allowed to marry them? Hey, lad's lame claim. I was
at an infamous wedding that Mike Hosking and Kate Hawksby
attended where Glane was bowling at cheers on the default.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I know about this wedding.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Have you were there too?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I wasn't there, but I heard the stories about Glaine
bowling at cheers on the d floor.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Right. Was that well received by the party goers?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
No? But Glane is never well received by party goers.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Was it ten pin bowling or cricket over arm bowling?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
It was was overarm bolk, but also at least it
wasn't clapping on that dance floor. I mean, I've been
on a dance fall. Ge Lane has actually been. He's
been evicted from the party for clapping two over vigorous clambing.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Yeah, the happy clapper. I umpired my son's eleven under
eleven cricket match between Grafton and Howick packed with Jeremy
How was that right? Presumed it's you. Yep, that's pretty
lame Lane.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
It's very lame.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Lame claim. Recently went to a mate for a few
drinks and ate some biltong that was gifted to them
by Ursula Cars.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
But that's not lame. That's not lame.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
She gifting of evitabilt up. She gifts a lot of
built on very distributes. Yeah. Took a pass off the
top of a building in the CBD while the tractor
protests went down on Queen Street, also under the fifty
million dollar mention in herne Bay.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Okay, this guy's a he's a what serial ware?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah, lame claim. I met Jason Hoyt in front of
the dairy where he lives and got a ship. But
I'd love was he in a kimono. Send could just
send us that photo on Instagram or something.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I've been going down there for a bag of dart.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah, this kimono. Lame claim in the morning with the milk.
Lame claim to fame Kyle Jamison as my cousin. I
think everyone's got a first cousin or something that was
in the either the All Blacks All the Black Cats.
My lame claim to fame is in about twenty seventeen,
I went to a gig with Push Push and The
Darkness and christ Church. I got coated to Mikey Havock's
(06:39):
Sweet from being in front of stage. I took my
top off and threw it up to the singer of
the Darkness and the Drama put it on and wore
it for the rest of the show.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
We've all been coded in the old Havo Sweet from
time to I've experienced plenty of it over the years.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
My lame claim. I was working at rialto Cinema when
the New Zealand movie Snake Skin came out. We had
all the stars on opening night, including Melanie Lynsky. She
told me I was cute. Half an hour later she
volunted red wine next to the emergency exit. The stain
is still there. That's from Jeff.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
That is good allegitly Ah, And.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Of our white up next celebrity hift and of our white.
She's got some Christmas Day tips to share.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
She's a great New Zealander.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
That's it for Laane Claims to Fame for twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Said gone too soon. We've got to bring it back.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
For twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
One. So many Lane claims to fame out there, we'd
never find the bottom of it.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I don't think we ever will.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
The Hot Aching Breakfast, Where's Bunning's Trade?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Find the perfect gift for every type of training and
Bunning's Trade
The heardacky break for show with Bunning's Trade. Find the
perfect gift for every type of trading at Bunning's Trade.
Time for my favorite part of the week. Lame claims
to fame.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, that's right, no claim. It can be two lames.
So get your texture on three four eight three. I'll
give us a call on eight hundred. Hadachy like Adam has.
Good morning, Adam. What's your lame claim to fame?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Boy mate? I met Mike you have Itt quite a
few years ago. He was working with BERVN and they
had a soccer game. I think it was between two
radio seasons, but it was a bit we and me
and my mate foot will do a bit of a
streak across the field. Yeah, we did that and got
half way across and ice lepped over in a four
(00:40):
a month. But when we got on the other side,
Mike you have It gave me a dreasing gown on
to put on course were play cold.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
What a great guy.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
So your lame claim to fame is that Mike Havevock
gave you a dressing gown after stripping after you streaked
at a radio session, business radio session, football game.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Yeah, yeah, and I think Mike he had a small
on his way.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I think I might have been there. I was going
to Sadam, did you plan that I was there? It
was actually it was BFM versus flying None. Yeah, I
was there, and I remember that streak. I don't remember
the dressing gown part of it, but I remember.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
The streak part of it, the energy drink dressing gown.
Ad I've still got a crush on Mike each Other's state.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah, well, who doesn't.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Who doesn't.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
He's a hot old packet of sauce.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
That stuff, Adam. That's a great lame claim to fame.
Another one that revolves around you. Jerio into boarding school
and New Plymouth with a guy who, rumor had it
got expelled from POSH Wanganui High School with some dude
called Jeremy Wells. He was only at as school for
a seventh form year. I always wondered how true that was.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I mean, so, hold on, how would have The weird
part about that was, so would the person have been
at school with the person? Why would have? I mean,
I wasn't on television, nobody knew who I was at
that stage. It would be odd to say that you
were expelled with someone who someone else would have never known.
Don't you think? Is that me?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Or is that I'd need a flow chante.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I mean, there was a high chance that there were
a whole lot of people that were expelled at the
same time.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I'd need a flow chant to understand it that.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
School was expelling people every week, right.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Another text on three four A three. My lame claim
to fame is that my mum's ex boyfriend's mother.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
My mom's experience boyfriend's.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Mother went to John Lennon's twenty first. Oh wow, strangely enough,
my mum's ex looks like looked like Paul McCartney back
in the day, right, I suppose they all looked like
that back in the day, didn't.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
They went to John Lennon's twenty first, because at twenty
one they would have been the Beatles, would have been
on their way up by that stage.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Well, they still fits't around in Germany maybe at that point.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, maybe Hamburg, but also possibly in the Liverpool Sea.
I think they were reasonably well known.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
That I'm just picturing this one happening lame claim to
fame as I'm Richie McCaw's cousin told him one night
on the gas he was like, yeah, right.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Obviously it's like a ruder situation. It's obviously a distant cousin.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Well, we've had Cliff Curtis in the studio a couple
of times, and I haven't been brave enough to be like,
hey man, we're oh, yeah, we've done it. No, I've
never done it. Hey man, we're second cousins. You're my
mum's cousin, Cliff.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
You've got to do it. Next time he comes in.
You've got to do it. I had one of these
situations where my uncle said, I went to school with
the Korra boys, and so if you ever meet one
of them, if they come and you interview them, ask
them if they know you your uncle. And I meet
them a few times, and I didn't have the balls
to do it. Then one night we were out and
You're with them, and then I was like, I want
(03:45):
to do it. And I went over. I was like, hey,
do you know my Do you know my uncle Cliff?
And he's like no, yeah, that's the wrong one. So
that's my lame claim.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
But Jerry and me, I, Ohdiki breakfast, we're right.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
In the middle of your lame claims to fame. No
claim is too lame.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
That's right. Someone takes through on a similar note to Ruder,
who's taken a DNA swab and found out that he's
related to both Phil Collins and Cliff Curtis. Someone said, Rudy,
your mum cousin, your mum's cousin. Let me your mom's cousin.
Hang on, Rudy, your mum's cousin. Would you want to
(04:26):
do that? Rudy, your mum's cousin is your first cousin?
Once removed, that's what they're getting at.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I just saw a second cousin.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Isn't it a second?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I mean cousin's are cousins? A Cousin's a cousin.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Oh by any other name, isn't it? And you're not
allowed to marry them? Hey, lad's lame claim. I was
at an infamous wedding that Mike Hosking and Kate Hawksby
attended where Glane was bowling at cheers on the default.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I know about this wedding.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Have you were there too?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I wasn't there, but I heard the stories about Glaine
bowling at cheers on the d floor.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Right. Was that well received by the party goers?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
No? But Glane is never well received by party goers.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Was it ten pin bowling or cricket over arm bowling?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
It was was overarm bolk, but also at least it
wasn't clapping on that dance floor. I mean, I've been
on a dance fall. Ge Lane has actually been. He's
been evicted from the party for clapping two over vigorous clambing.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Yeah, the happy clapper. I umpired my son's eleven under
eleven cricket match between Grafton and Howick packed with Jeremy
How was that right? Presumed it's you. Yep, that's pretty
lame Lane.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
It's very lame.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Lame claim. Recently went to a mate for a few
drinks and ate some biltong that was gifted to them
by Ursula Cars.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
But that's not lame. That's not lame.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
She gifting of evitabilt up. She gifts a lot of
built on very distributes. Yeah. Took a pass off the
top of a building in the CBD while the tractor
protests went down on Queen Street, also under the fifty
million dollar mention in herne Bay.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Okay, this guy's a he's a what serial ware?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah, lame claim. I met Jason Hoyt in front of
the dairy where he lives and got a ship. But
I'd love was he in a kimono. Send could just
send us that photo on Instagram or something.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I've been going down there for a bag of dart.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah, this kimono. Lame claim in the morning with the milk.
Lame claim to fame Kyle Jamison as my cousin. I
think everyone's got a first cousin or something that was
in the either the All Blacks All the Black Cats.
My lame claim to fame is in about twenty seventeen,
I went to a gig with Push Push and The
Darkness and christ Church. I got coated to Mikey Havock's
(06:39):
Sweet from being in front of stage. I took my
top off and threw it up to the singer of
the Darkness and the Drama put it on and wore
it for the rest of the show.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
We've all been coded in the old Havo Sweet from
time to I've experienced plenty of it over the years.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
My lame claim. I was working at rialto Cinema when
the New Zealand movie Snake Skin came out. We had
all the stars on opening night, including Melanie Lynsky. She
told me I was cute. Half an hour later she
volunted red wine next to the emergency exit. The stain
is still there. That's from Jeff.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
That is good allegitly Ah, And.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Of our white up next celebrity hift and of our white.
She's got some Christmas Day tips to share.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
She's a great New Zealander.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
That's it for Laane Claims to Fame for twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Said gone too soon. We've got to bring it back.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
For twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
One. So many Lane claims to fame out there, we'd
never find the bottom of it.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I don't think we ever will.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
The Hot Aching Breakfast, Where's Bunning's Trade?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Find the perfect gift for every type of training and
Bunning's Trade
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