📻Long Weekends - The Radio Show - The Hauraki Breakfast Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
Way to catch up on what you missed The Hurdarchy
Breakfast Radio Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Welcome along to a short week. Tuesday, twenty eighth of
April twenty twenty six. My day's Jumy Wells. This is
a nice stewart.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
His name's Ruda and it's his birthday today.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
I see you, Ruder, hopefully just looking for it?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Ah, what you were you born?

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Ruder?

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Lee was nineteen seventy nine when I was born tim Anui,
and I think we lived there for about two months
before we got out of there.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yep, you'll get planned born amid Carlos days, Ruder was I.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
I mean I don't remember them, obviously you do, Dured.
That's fine.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Carlos days. Do we have the nineteen seventy nine and
that in the thing of wines? You've gotten funny?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
I say that we've got a seventy seven, We've got
an eighty seven here, we've got a seventy two. What's
wasn't that there's another eighty seven? No, we did have
a seventy seven the other day.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
That didn't we split the difference? Between that seven seven
and that Andy two. If we have both of them
with that make it seventy nine. Yeah, let's find out
to go again. Basically good mon have to go again
seventy nine.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Empire Strikes Back came out in seventy nine.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
I would have Smashing Pumpkins wrote a song about.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
It, Yes, nineteen seventy nine.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Anything else, I'm not really sicking Cricket World cup man
do you remember that?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
No, don't remember that?

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Well, Happy birthday, Thanks Mane, Thanks man.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
I remember the song that was twenty fifteen. But welcome along.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Good to have you with us this morning, big show
coming up?

Speaker 5 (01:38):
Who Jerry and the nine, the Holdocky Breakfast?

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Think what's going on? We're coming off the back of
a long weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Yes, it's what they fought for. How'd you go spend it?
Was it?

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Did anyone else find that that weekend was the longest
long weekend that's ever been in the history of long weekends?

Speaker 3 (01:56):
I really did. That's how That's how it felt to be.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Now.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
I put it down to the fact that we've drunk
a bottle of wine every day last week, and so
the show on Friday I barely remember so the weekend
was almost four days long, wasn't it.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Well, do you think the quartersol levels because of all
that red wine that we were drinking, the quartersole levels
were just right down low as you entered the weekend.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Couldn't have stressed me out if you tried. I'm partectlarly
on that Friday, there was just no chance.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
It was the same as me. I was just checking.
I think I may have. I may have had the
best long weekend that I've ever had in my entire
life in terms of balance. I had friends, I had family.
I had not too much children, which is quite nice,
but I bet enough enough children. Right. They came, they went,

(02:45):
They seemed to be happy, they were having a good time.
I certainly was happy. I didn't have a hangover, no hangover.
But did I drink Yes, yes, absolutely, Oh you went
into holiday drinking protocols absolutely. Well, you don't get a
hangover when you're on holiday.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
For whatever reason. Yeah, I told you that's over is
you were on holiday.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
I was starting at eleven in the morning, yeah, but
never really putting the foot down.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah right, See, that's not how I approached it. I
went down to thanks for the hospitality, the College Rifles
rugby club. I went down.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Well, one of my mates coaches there under twenty one's team.
He used to coach there under eighty five's and so
he coached his game. I went down. I missed the
tail end of his game. We watched the prims and
then parked up and paid respects to the troops.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Well, it's a very very good clubhouse, tremendous because it
just sits right over the top of the over the field.
And of course, back in the day when I was
playing for the under seven gunners, you that thing was
just a mud bath. Well it was a drain basically.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
It's astro turf now, yes, and so that's just ripping
the players debates. But anyway, yeah, we sat there and
settled in for a long, long, long, yeah, session of
paying our respects to the to the to the soldiers
that gave us that and where respects pay, Oh, respects,
respects were pay in arrears. How's this four hangover protocols.

(04:08):
On a Sunday, I woke up at eight o'clock, immediately
went straight back to sleep again, got out of bed,
I would say at about eleven, at which point I
ordered Zinger Burger combo.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
I thought that was illegal.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
I thought KFC was legally not It was in law
that you are not allowed to buy a KFC until twelve.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yes, but because of the delivery time, it didn't get
there to a quarter past twelve.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
So you can order it before twelve, but it won't
be delivered.

Speaker 6 (04:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah, you can't have a mouthful on post twelve.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
No, So got the Zinger box meal with the two
worked wearings upsides large, watched game basketball, then watched a movie,
then ordered pad tie Wow. Oh yeah, the credit card
got hammering.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Have you exided the house at this point?

Speaker 6 (04:56):
No?

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Okay, only to the front gate to receive the.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Okay, so, well you did walk to them.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Okay, we got up off, I've been outside.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Can I ask you a question because you've obviously ordered the
KFC around eleven and you've waited for an hour and
a quarter for that thing.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
To get Legally it's not allowed to be delivered.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
Well, I'm just wondering, what did that hour in a
quarter go faster? Did it go tremendously slow?

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Well?

Speaker 3 (05:17):
I ordered it, well, I ordered a like tender. Well
I did pay respectators man, shout out to the people
who were messaging and wanting an update on how I
was going on this weekend. By the way, someone just
messaged men just said sixteen point six George, I replied eight.
Somebody someone else also sent me in things. I saw

(05:40):
the things saying every for every thirty times a man arrives,
he lives one year longer. I think I'm on edited
two to this. I tell you this weekend. Oh wow,
that a great long weekend.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
It was one of those ones. I was just checking
the social media. I'll give you an update on how
many minutes I spent there.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
Jerry Edmond Night the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Was talking about the long weekend, the longest long weekend
of all time.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
It seem to go on, didn't it.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
It just went on and on and on, and just
moments ago, I had to look at masosh Media, not
massash me my phone, just to see how my screen
time was looking. And I did think to myself, jezus,
I don't even think I hardly looked at my phone
every weekend, and I'm looking here, Saturday, our twenty five
great and actually out of that our twenty five twenty
nine minutes we travel. So I was looking at maps

(06:31):
right I mean I looked at Instagram for thirteen minutes.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Now, that's that's great.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
No, I wonder I felt so good.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
I mean, that's gonna be Yeah. Mine, I only want
to look at mine. It would be sickening. I was
alone for the whole weekend. Oh, I might to be disgusting.
There might be I might have looked at it for
more hours than there were in the day.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Three minutes I looked on Sunday on your no sorry,
on Monday, Monday three minutes on Instagram three minutes.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
What's your phone in the total on Monday?

Speaker 1 (06:59):
One hour seventeen?

Speaker 3 (07:00):
What's that other hour?

Speaker 6 (07:02):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Weather apps?

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Property twenty one minutes? Trade me probably, I've got to
trade me property addiction yea, yeah, other people scoll Skull Instagram.
I scroll and it's just random. Yeah, my mim in
the South Island, I'm looking around Tarkaka. I'm like, oh,
that's interesting.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
I know that because every now and then you'll send
me a listing and be like I can really see
you and Jeff.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
I'm down on the West Coast. I'm looking at properties
in Runanger.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Yeah, cheap, cheap Runager three hundred and ten thousand, mad. Yeah,
there's a three hundred thousand ago and and why mad
I sent it to my mate the other day said
in that flat.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Roof, Oh yeah, bitchamana. My grandfather always complaining about that
New Zealand here. And I looked for sixteen minutes. That
was yesterday. I think that was just to look at
the Trump stuff. Yep, because I missed that.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Oh so did I because I had I've asked the
algorithm to stop showing me because I went deep down
the trumphole. I was watching all these videos about it.
I was like, this can't begive for me. And I
found the sitting on there that was like, hey, don't
show me any more of this, and I switched off. Yeah,
and I switched off all political stuff. Gotta be honest.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Great, what do you mean the sitting on what? I'm
happy you're talking about Instagram? Instagram? Yeah you heard of it. Seriously,
you can say, don't give me any politics? Yeah, wow, okay.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
But for some reason, as soon as I did that,
now along getting as Portuguese speaking stuff, so like Brazilian
and Portuguese.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
People, I imagine getting.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
That's the apocalypse of the yopolypse.

Speaker 7 (08:26):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
But yeah, I need to have a look at that.
For some reason, it thinks that I hate Israel. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I don't know why I would think, just for some
reason things I think at Israel it seems to be
and America seemed to be the root of a lot
of problems in the world.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
It feels like a Nazi even out then. You had
a good theory just before that, potentially because of how
well you're long and how long your long weekend was,
despite the fact it was only one extra day off,
You've got a theory about how many long weekends.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
We should have. Yeah, I reckon they should have one
a month after that weekend, I was like, oh, come on, man,
how come everyone enjoys it so much? Yeah, apart from
probably employers, sure, but who cares about employees? Like there's
hardly near them? What is there like fourteen of them? Yeah,
it should be we should revolt, we should the workers
should unite. Yeah. And so we're not going to do
this whole five day thing anymore. No, I mean, I've

(09:15):
probably I've been I've been barking up this tree for
a long time on the show. But I reckon everybody
comes away feeling better. Productivities goes up because people don't
do bugger all anyway like you can do most people anyway.
I can furn what they need to.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Do, and like three days, your work expands to fill
the time that you've been given to do it. So
if you've been given five days, you will make it
last for five days.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah, but you've.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Got like one day for socializing, one day for recent recovery,
one day for life admin. Yeah, that seems to be
about that.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
It's my friend JP. That's his theory. It's one one, one,
and then you get the four at work, and that
just balances things out a little bit more, because it's
hard to get the balance right, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Yeah, Oh definitely.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
But everybody comes away from a lot. Only most people
come away from a long weekend feeling bit And the
good thing about a long week and you can have
one night, you can really you can really tune it up, yeah,
and then you'll recover that next day. But then you
still got two of actually doing yes, yes. Whereas if
you do that on a Friday. In my experience as
a man who's had some late nights in his life,
if you really tie one on on Friday night and

(10:18):
you're looking at a three or a four o'clocker, yeah,
or dare I say a five o'clocker. Then the next
day you're going to spend the whole day recovering, and
then look Sunday you're just starting to come back.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Yeah. And anyone, anyone who's listening to this right now,
you know, because you're up at six nineteen. Those Friday
blowouts are hard to recover from. It's a big day
when you when you have a late Friday after ben
up this early. She's a tough one.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Oh, especially with young kids and Saturday sport. I mean,
I don't know a lot of the parents out there'll
understand what it likes to be, to be the peering
under the glass. I mean, never before has an ad
been more accurate and describe the feeling of something better
than that ad, that drinking ad that said, it's not you,
it's it's not the drink, it's the way we're drinking

(11:03):
or something.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Yeah, it's not the drink, it's the way we're drunk.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah. And it's the parent under the glass watching Saturdays.
Oh my god, I've been under that class way too
many times, way too nut so three day yeah, and
then you have one a month and then if you
want to add them up, add them up, take them
in a bunch, if you want to at some stage
up to you.

Speaker 5 (11:24):
Jerry in the night the hold I key breakfast.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
It's a couple of texts in on the three day
weekend once a month theory.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Yes, I like this, So I think we start with
our I don't know who were negotiated with, but I
think our initial position is four day working week. The
five day working week is our dated and it was
invented way back in the day in the Industrial Revolution.
Because people were working sixteen hours a day, seven days
a week, we scaled it back to five. Since the
computer and now the AI revolution, there's no need for

(11:55):
humans to be in the factories for five days a week.
So we're going to start there. We're starting at four
days a week, and then when they go a bit
too much, we'll go, okay, one long weekend a month.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
What about the more public holidays party, I mean there's
an election coming up in November. Yeah, I wonder how
they'd go this. Unfortunately, some people out there who are
employees who are anti this sort of idea. Yeah. I
can't be friends with those people, No, nor can I.
I mean people who are not owning businesses and who
it doesn't defeat, And then that's around considering people who

(12:24):
are owning businesses.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Are the same kinds of people who overseas will rally
against daylight saving. The cows are going to be confused.
Maybe they maybe I don't know, but yeah, so I
know one hundred percent agree with you. I actually know
dude who he wants to start a political party and
it's called the Birthday Party. And they've got one policy,

(12:45):
and it's that you get your birthday off we need.
We just want to ben coalition, attack us on the
end of your coalition. Yeah, we'll give you the day off.

Speaker 6 (12:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Well, I think the three days, I mean, certainly for
the hospitality industry, everybody in the hospital industry will be
into the three day weekend, one hundred more people going out,
more people spending money at restaurants, cafes, bars, I don't
know where ever.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
Yeah no, I shopping malls though I can't think of
anyone who would be because obviously there's going to be
some industries that we can't do it. You know, the
cows still need milk on those days. But for the
majority who can't, then.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Why not radio, for example, would be working.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
I'd be happy to work through it. Oh look say,
I've said it many a time before. I know you have.
We've actually pleaded with the bosses, hey can we do
can we do Saturdays and Sundays? Please? Like, look, man,
there's rules blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Exactly, you've got to give other people a go. It's like,
come on.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
We were like, they were like, you guys already do
so many hours in the week. You know what I mean.
I mean this year we go through to ten o'clock.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
I know, and I've been pushing for twelve. Yes, I've
i and starting five to twelve. So we start at
five am, we go to twelve, and then we do
Saturdays and Sundays, probably reduced maybe three hours on the Saturday,
three hours on a Sunday. They just say, no, no, no,
you you guys are working too much. Yeah, you know
you're trying too hard. You care too much. The scars

(14:03):
are real.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
The scars remind you that you care too much.

Speaker 5 (14:06):
Yeah, Jerry Andman nine the hot Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Time for your latest sport head lines. Thanks to export
Alter for the beer for here. The black Caps have
lost their opening T twenty Cricket International to the Bangers.
New Zealand made one hundred and eighty two for six,
but the hosts chased down the target with two overs
to spare and Sex wickets in hand. Skipton lyth And
suffered a toe injury during practice, meaning that Nick Kelly

(14:32):
Nick Hucknall captain of the team for the first time. Really,
he's only just got into the team.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Yeah, it's been a crazy series that I've watched a
single ball off one for six though, tells me someone
someone might have keysed them, because remember when we played
We've played the the Trader's eleven, Yeah, the dw LUs
Trades eleven and Keysy the Mayor bus that had himself
a great nates He scored I think like thirty runs

(14:57):
or something.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Yeah, because he's a softball player, wasn't he He never
played cricket before.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Believe so, yeah, he held the bad above the head.
He did hold the bad above the head. He occupied
the crease for all twenty of our overs and and
and strangled the run rates. So we lost. They chased
it down in about ten great innings for him, and
his memory of that will be that he had it
was a great game.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah, that he was. They called him the Wall. It
was like Rafaul Dravit just couldn't dismiss the guy. But
unfortunately in a T twenty international, that's exactly what they
were trying to do, not dismiss him.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
They strangled us. Yeah, someone must have done that for
the black Cats one eighty.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Two for six.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Yeah, must have strangled them. Sit up the wall.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Blues boss Carl Budge wants to keep super Rugby super
Round on the move. I bet he does. Many are
calling the showcase weekend in christ Church a resounding success.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Yes, so I know.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
I'm siding with the opening of the city's new to
Kaha Stadium, although Budge says it could work in Rugby's
favor to bring super Round north to Eaton Park for example.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Look, I understand it, keep it there forever hasted into
Yeah exactly, I understand that, and heeds the see of
the Blues so he needs to say that. But I
think it'd be good to talk to Joe Wheeler. It
was their boots on the ground. But it looked amazing
down there on christ Church and particularly where the stadium
is because I having been to Magic Round before. It's
the centrality of it. Everyone can go there, you know

(16:13):
what I mean, that's what makes it good. So I
don't it looked like a thing I would I would
love to hear from Joey and see what it was
like actually on the ground.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Yeah. I love to hear from anyone else as well.
Three four eight three anyone that went along and Wellington
Phoenix will announce their new men's head coach today. Interim
coach Chris Greenacre is set to be upgraded to the
permanent role. Is he having guided the side for the
last eight games of the season, restoring credibility after the
five nil home derby loss to Auckland FC. Oh that

(16:41):
was from gian Carlo Italiana. I don't know if he
was real. I think he was a Yeah, Carlo Italiana.
That can't be his name.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Chris Greenacre I think is fourth stint as the care
taker coach there for the for the Knicks. Yeah, so,
I mean, jeez, they're going.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
To upgrade them for full time, giving them a go.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
They're giving them a crack.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Up.

Speaker 6 (17:05):
Next.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
How much money would you walk away from from a drink?

Speaker 5 (17:10):
Jerry? And then the hold I keep breakfast.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
I've got a question to ask you guys. I went out.
It was headed a nice weeking away with the missus.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Birthday, a birthday weekend, Yeah it was.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
It was a good one. It was a long birthday
weekend in fact, and we got two nights away to
jump the kids. Did I say dump.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Jump the kids? To jump the kids? What were you
playing leap frog? No?

Speaker 4 (17:32):
I meant to say drop off the kids. And then
I realized that saying.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Sit the kids down and go look, it's not you,
it's me. I just don't see that's working out in
the long run, and it's better that we break this
off now than anyone gets hurt. Yeah, there was a
bit of that as well.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
But no, we went out, so we had a nice
week in a way, and we My wife really wanted
to go to the show that was on in Auckland,
and I was like, oh no, that should be a
bit of fun. And so when I know that ship.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Oh no, that should be a bit of fun. That
should be at the beginning.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
Because she thought I wasn't going to want to go.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
Right live stage production type situation.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Live musical music, yeah like that, you're a musical man.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
Yeah, But the Warriors was on at the same time.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
I can't do. I've got one stage showing me a
year as a rule, man and missus know this, And
if and if she burns it on one of her cousins,
like in the year recitals or something, or that's it
done for the year.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
What about if she burns it on a warrior?

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Is not that that would be unforgivable?

Speaker 4 (18:36):
To be fear that was my fault. I boke to
the tickets and I was like, oh cool, seven thirty Saturday.
That's oh no, what have I done? It was as
much to be fair, that wasn't a great game I've seen.
I've seen a good set of highlights anyway, So that
was all right. But the thing that really threw me
about that performance was when we were there and we're
you know, we're having a good nine We've just gone

(18:57):
out for dinner, and I was like, oh, do you
want do you want to drink from the bar and
feeling like I don't know, I don't know what I
felt like, and and she said that she would like
a glass of bubbles, and I was like, oh, of course,
my sweet for.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
My lady, Yeah, any for my lady.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
To celebrate you in your birthday, to celebrate the weekend.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
To you to prepare her for what was going to
happen later.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
No, no, no, no, I'm not like that man, You're not.
And so and so we saw they've got those little
bottles of bubbles, you know, the little ones that you
get rather than little one. And I see two of
them dirts? Dirts? How do I actually pronounce it? So

(19:44):
I think, okay, all right, I got it, nailed it, gentlemen.
I hadn't checked the price, and I did see that
there are a few glass of wine that was about
thirty or fourteen bucks, and I was like, oh, I
might have to pay a little bit here. Winter swiped
the card and for my two drinks?

Speaker 1 (20:00):
How much was the two dirts at the Civic theater?
Is forty four dollars forty four twenty two.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
Each, so twenty two dollars each? And I was I
was quite taken about. I nearly said, am I being
charged for two of these?

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Or is it slightly more hand in an eraror here?

Speaker 1 (20:19):
I felt a.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
Hand pulled me back because she saw exactly what I
was about to do much And I said to her,
what is the walkaway price? What price has to come
up on your FBOs? Machine before you're just like, nah, man,
I'm sorry, I'm not gonna be paying that. And I reckon,
I was pretty close. I reckon if it had fifty
for two drinks, I'd be like, I'm sorry, I'm out.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Well, fifty is not far I mean, future reader, Yeah,
fifty is your future there.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
That's that's like overseas prices if you go to America
or something and that it's that blood expensive.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
So yeah, that's quite a lot, I mean considering that,
you know, you get a yet a dozen export Ultras
for twenty five bucks and.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
A bargain or twice the price. I think. So for me,
the answer is contexture. It depends upon as she standing
right next to the will she's set because because if
my missus A is standing next to me and I'm
buying us a drink, there's no amount that I'm going
to walk away from. I'm just I'm buying it whatever.
I'm just gonna be like, because I can't show weakness. Well,
the other thing is, if you commit to buying the drink,

(21:17):
you've bought the drink.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
You're committing.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
Yeah, that's right, and you're just gonna have to swallow it,
because what are you gonna do walk away and then
have an argument or you know what I mean, what
are you?

Speaker 1 (21:25):
I mean, go for a red wine or you go
for a white wine? Is it going to be any less?
So it was was it twelve fourteen bucks?

Speaker 4 (21:30):
Yeahthing that does seem like a lot.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
It's two dollars for one of those tiny little bottles.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
Of dirts you know what a mania for instance, because
you said you wouldn't walk away, and it came up
with you said two drinks whatever, it was ham up
with a hundred bucks. Yeah, are you still just going?

Speaker 7 (21:46):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (21:46):
I take it for it. So there is a number somewhere,
I mean a hundred. Well, this is the thing. Is
like those bloody stupid Gulf shoes that I keep crapping
on about that I bought last year when I didn't
notice that the sailord ended and they'd gone up almost
doubled in priced. But that's I hadn't seen that.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
So yeah, I mean i'd be walking for some crazy reason,
it came up at one hundred bucks. I am definitely
walking walk no way, I'm walking, absolutely, I'm walking in
that situation.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
Well, because then you guys are having a laugh about that,
we're going to charge us one hundred bucks for two drinks,
but fifty is right on the like.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
That's a tricky one, I think as well. You do
expect that it's going to be bloody expensive in the
theater like that? Yeah, you getting ready for How did
it go after that?

Speaker 6 (22:27):
Though?

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Red? I mean, how did you did you absolutely savor
every single serp? And then how did it go afterwards?
That's the question because generally with the bubbles, if you
know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
No, I started falling asleep during the during.

Speaker 5 (22:40):
Jerry and midnight the hold I keep breakfast.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Were talking before about the twenty two dollars glass of
wine that Rudor was charged for over the weekend. Someone
takeson morning men, you're living in the wrong end of
the country. How do we Monday session at Maggie's Hotel,
Port Charmers, Danida, and yesterday eight dollar fifty points? No
public holiday surcharge? Bullshit and a proper part for a
hard gays character.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Eight dollar fifty pints. Eight dollar fifty pints. He's the
nineties calling, Yeah, good honest nineties. Well we should do
a nineties night at a park somewhere. Eight dollar fifty
pints and.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
It was an Auckland. Recently they wanted eighteen dollars for
a glass at Emersons Pearls and they're at a gurly
bar of the viaduct, packful of Nancy boys.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
So what hold on a gilli bar? What? What's a
gilli bar? Is there a gillie bar or bar that
girls go to? Or is a gillie bar a bar
that girls are working at without mini cars? Okay, now
that's a skimpy bar, I think, is it?

Speaker 3 (23:35):
I don't know. I don't really get either, Fellows. Yesterday
I had a had a bit of a shadder on
the way to the driving range. I want to I
want to walk you through what happened to me, and
you tell me at what point in this story you
would have just bailed on the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Okay, So.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Met to mate. Yesterday we were thinking of going to
play a round of golf. Couldn't get a tea time
that favored us, and it also was drizzling a little
bit off and on. So let's go to the driving range.
It's a flash driving range out sort of eastern Auckland. Anyway,
you can sit inside and there's a bar here so
you can have a couple of beers, you know what
I mean, and then had.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
A few golf course your type of driving range.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
It's got me written all over, and so I take
some said, this's this place, we'll do this. So I
booked the three o'clock about.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
There's a bit of.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Traffic left home, quarterbacks two something like that. When I'm
about I don't know it was going to take half
an hour to get back to home. I realized that
in my cleaning frenzy that morning, I'd taken my golf
clubs out of the car, and so I'm now am
I out of the driving range with no golf clubs? Okay,
my mate that I'm meeting there, he doesn't have golf clubs.
So we're now on the way to the driving range

(24:42):
with no golf clubes. Would you have pulled out.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
At this one? Firstly, you got in your car and
you didn't think my.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Driving because for the last three months of my life,
my golf clubs have just been in the boot of
my car. But for some reason, yesterday I got the
cleaning zoomis and I decided that was going to be
the day that I took them out. Okay, the one
day I was going to all.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Right, so you're you're on the okay, but you can
get golf clubs at the driving range. Yeah, it's not
quite the same practicing with other people's clubs.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
No, they're always awful, the clubs that you can read.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yeah, at that point, no, I've organized to meet someone.
I'm continuing on.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Okay, So I get there a little bit earlier than him,
and I go in and I say, hi, there, I've
made a booking for three o'clock. And they said, okay,
what's your name? Manyah, how did I spell that? We
do that whole thing. Yeah, there's a lot of ours
every second letters in a very hard to get and
scrabble out and no, sorry, we can't find a booking anywhere.

(25:37):
Are you sure you spelled it right? Yeah? What's your
last name? Blah blah blah. They keep looking, keep looking.
There's no booking. So I don't know what had happened either.
Maybe I didn't hit the confirmed button, or I hit
it and it glitched out. Whatever happened, there was no
booking there for under my name racism. Yeah, perhaps racism.
I will say it the same at the same venue.

(25:57):
I've been there before, and when they opened it and
they gave a shout out to the local ewing. The
entire room turned and looked at me. I was like,
I'm not Yeah, that's by the way. So I now
find out there is no booking. I was like, oh,
could I make one? Though, like no, we're entirely booked
out in here. Oh no, but there are still the
outside bays that don't take bockings. Yeah yeah no, So

(26:20):
at that point, do you reckon you?

Speaker 1 (26:23):
I think I'm getting to a point now where I'm
starting to get annoyed. I mean I'm annoyed even listening
to the story. I'm getting Okay, I'm doing a couple
of deep breaths. Yeah yeah, okay, I'm bailing, I'm batling. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Well, so that's what I was thinking. But then just
as I did that, my mate pulls up and I
was like, okay, right, So she goes, oh, you can
go into the bays out there. I was like, okay.
So I went out there and I had a look
at the machine where you typed the code and get
the bucket the balls, and I was like, where the
hell do you buy the alcohol the code from to
get the balls? So I go back and I said
when do you buy the coach? He goes, oh, right here.

(27:02):
I was like, when are you going to tell me there?
And so I can see what's going on here your
people they go yeah. That was basically the vibe I
was getting because I'd showed up without clubs as well.
So then I said, I said, can I read the driver?
And she goes, no, we don't read drivers to people
in the outside base.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
I was like, then it comes outside base your people again.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Yeah, you know what I should have on it?

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Oh so you keep going yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Well, by this stage my mates were there. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
I was like, tell me you hit the ball, brill,
tell me you made a breakthrough.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
You know what I did? Straighten it out a little bit.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Jeremy Wells and the nice to it the Hadarchy Breakfast,
Jerry and Mania joined the complayt the Hodaki Breakfast discussion
group on Facebook for more so.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
A huge weekend in christ Church over the last few
days to Kaha Stadium opening to the general public for
the first time and the first major event there of course,
Super Round five games of Super Rugby and a clean
sweet for the New Zealand teams, which is great. One
man who made an absolute spectacle of himself. This Sky

(28:13):
Sports commentator for end of the show disgraced former Highlander
Joe Wheeler, Have you landed the plane yet? Joey Loving
for hearing the voice?

Speaker 6 (28:28):
Dusty an old library here?

Speaker 5 (28:32):
Holy doly, how was it get.

Speaker 6 (28:36):
Throwdown to talk about putting him up and hitting them
out of the park. That's exactly what we did over
the weekend. Srew throws Frist turned it on. It was
it was something else.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
The stadium looked great on TV. What was What were
the extracurricular activities like, sounded like they're pretty good?

Speaker 6 (28:55):
Yeah, very good? I think, yeah, look nothing short of
extraordinary light. I think it was just one of those
weekends where I purposely was on Friday. I made a
conscious effort of not going and seeing the stadium at
all in the lead up to the event. I really
wanted to get that full fan experience on the Friday

(29:19):
night when it was basically full, So I never went
in there until I've done a light cross with Richie
mccare I think about five minutes before the kickoff of
that first game, and both of us walked out there
and it was a really it was sort of quite
a special moment for myself personally because I was in
the Crusader's side and twenty ten, eleven and twelve when

(29:42):
we went through all that earthquake stuff, and I didn't
think I didn't actually think i'd be emotional about the
whole thing. But when we walked out there, and probably
because I was worth the King as well, we both
sort of just looked at each other and collegulily, Lee
just said, Wow, this is unbelievable, Like it really was.
It really is. It's a special stadium and I think

(30:05):
for the people across each that you can really sense
how joyous the whole weekend was and how pumped they
were that they had a major event back and manned
David liver Man like three days, three sold out crowds
the foot He was phenomenal. The city was absolutely buzzing,

(30:26):
and like you said, yeah, the extra curric girl activities
outside of the footy, man, it was just like they
were heaving. The pubs were just packed and if people
were passing up and loving it and just like having
a great time it was. It was awesome, man, It's
so good, a real sevens feel about it. I think

(30:49):
that's the closest thing I've experienced in New Zealand to
that festival sevens feel that we used to get in
Wellingon and man, people were there from that's what that's what.
It's what fans want. They want to be, they want
to be entertained on and off the field.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Joe Wheeler just explained to people who haven't been to
christ it's kind of how it works because the car
Hau Stadium is essentially I mean it is in the CBD.
Really it was right on the on the side of it,
isn't it. And that's right by all the bars and restaurants.

Speaker 6 (31:22):
So I didn't use the car the whole weekend. Normally,
you know, you're you're here, there and everywhere. But we
were just sort of running from cross to cross or
walking from cross to cross from outside of the stadium
before we got in it. And yeah, it's from the strip.
Everyone will probably know the Strip and christ Church where
all the bars and nightclubs, restaurants and all that. It's

(31:43):
about ten to fifteen minutes walk from there straight down
Cashual Keshle Street and you're walking past all the all
the other bars, clubs, shops and all that. But the
thing they did really well down Cashal Keshl Street is
the whole way down that they had different entertainment things
going on, so buskers playing, whether it was clown X

(32:08):
or all sorts of stuff. So you're the whole way down.
You're getting entertained as you before you even get there
into the stadium. So the whole fan experience was just
the next level. Like it was. It was superb.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
This really was. That is a good thing and it
just shows that there is still an appetite here in
this country for going to live events. You know, despite
some of the you know, the cake Tin can look
tough some weekends, Eden Park can too, people still want
to go to live stuff. I see though, Joe, they're
already talking about do we want to move it around?
This seems like from everything I saw across the weekend,
this needs to stay on christ Roots, right.

Speaker 6 (32:40):
Yeah, yeah, I think they made like I do think
I need to strike while the iron hot. And yeah,
the messages that I was receiving over the weekend were
I'm definitely going next year, and that was resounding across
the people. And our Sky commentary team, like the Australian guys,
were could not speak highly enough of the whole event

(33:02):
and a lot of their mates and fans were the same,
are wanting to come over, and I think that's the
other amazing side of this is that they were over.
I think there are over five thousand Australians that came
over for the weekend, so like a huge contingent of
all these traveled and spent money and in christ Church

(33:23):
as well and got right in behind it. So yeah,
it's a real winner.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
It certainly as a winner for the New Zealand rugby
teams as well. I mean, I think maybe next time
it'll be interesting to see some of the teams playing
each other, which might be a good way to go
as well. I suppose they were trying to encourage as
many of those fans to be there individually at those
different games as possible, which kind of makes sense.

Speaker 6 (33:44):
But I think I think you're right, Jary, it'd be
cool to get an Aussie derby game and maybe a
New Zealand derby game as well on each of those days.
I reckon that'll just, yeah, take it to another level.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Yeah. So obviously all of the New Zealand teams won
great rugby and I understand and the wastewater testing, I
understand the wastewater testing something. Something's happened that they can't
even chart at. Apparently it's broken.

Speaker 6 (34:09):
It's really.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
It's broken. I think it's coming out of your hotel
room as well. So that's interesting tonight, Joe, thank you
very much for your time this morning.

Speaker 6 (34:23):
The trash wrote.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Wheel high levels of dust and you'd expect.

Speaker 5 (34:27):
That, Jerry, in the night they breakfast.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
I know it's a bit of an old story fell
as it happened earlier this year. But did you say
that the band blew over in Australia. You would have
seen this story. What I didn't realize was what you
had to do to get around it. So so basically
what they did at the start of the year was
they went, if you want to access that old content
on the interinet over there. You know, we wouldn't let

(34:53):
kids just stroll into a pub of casino. Why we're
letting people just click a I'm over eighteen thing you're showing.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Me this morning.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Anyone gone on there and clocks actually I'm under a
ten A bit. I wouldn't have thoughts.

Speaker 6 (35:13):
That.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
It's so true. It's a very it's the lowest barrier
to enter in the history of the universe.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
Well, so this is the thing. So over in Australia
they have put a band on just that website. There
are the one you're thinking of, the black and orange on.
Other ones are still up. And then there's also some
people who are using VPNs, which I don't really know
how those work, but you can use that to access
stuff there as well.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Because it has a different country code.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Yeah you're yeah, it's telling the Internet you're somewhere where
you're not. You're in Brazil or whatever. They don't have
a band and you can access that kind of stuff.
But basically what it is is to prevent people under
a certain age from accessing those websites. But there is
if you are over a certain age, there is still
ways that you can access it. You just have to
verify your ID. And this is where this is what
I heard yesterday. I was listening to an Australian podcast.

(36:02):
They were talking about it and they were all asking
each other have you done it? Because what you have
to do is register your idea and then take your
phone and scan your head no, yeah, from three sixty
degrees and then upload that to the internet.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Okay, so then you can don't make your faint twice and.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Then it verifies it. That's my question of Pepels this morning.
Would you do it? Would you scan your head and
upload that to the interwebs.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
That's a good question.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
Because the other thing is, and they raised this on
this podcast I was listening to yesterday. This is not
the kind of decision that you make ahead of time. No,
this is a decision that you make in the moment
when you're like, oh right. And then the other thing
is that they were talking about was because they knew
a lot of professional athletes who were like, am I

(36:53):
really going to upload my photo to the internet?

Speaker 1 (36:56):
I know where is that going?

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Well, it's going to the government. So then that's another thing.
So the government now has a list of all of
the perverts in the country, where it seems like an.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Overreach, but I already know they know a lot I reckon.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
So yeah, that's one question. A few fellows if it
if it took scanning your face and sending that after
the government, would.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
You do no? No, I say no, ruder Yes.

Speaker 5 (37:22):
Jerry and the Hotiarchy Breakfast give us.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
A call now to play. It's academic. We'll ask you
five questions. All you need to do is get three
correct to win a fifty dollars Budding's boucher and get
your school's name etched into the much faunted It's academic
roll of honor alongside these esteemed establishments.

Speaker 8 (37:39):
So dung A Boys College, Bally More more than Elizabeth Coline Class,
John's College, Hamilton, Peter's Boys Again, Toy College, Forest Few
High schools, College, I don't know, college, Houstin Bad Boys
Home School, Boys high School, money or high School and
fung and Oui high School.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
And I would have heard a school at the top
of that list. Turn on a boys college and Josh
joins us. Now, good morning, Josh, morning, A very good
thank you. What school did you go to? Josh, I'm
gonna combo.

Speaker 6 (38:10):
I've got a Carmo High School and college, just.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
Two various steamed establishments, one of them famously one from
three so far and it's academic. And also the other
one I believe where Chris Key went to school. Yeah, yeah,
I'll go the last one, whatever one's last.

Speaker 8 (38:28):
Bring it up.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
It's hard to not on the list yet, Okay, put
it on there, Josh. I see here that fun fact
about you. You can turn your eyelids inside out. Oh
you got a supid.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Would you like to do that for us?

Speaker 6 (38:44):
Now I'm trying to drive.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
Yeah, I'm sure you.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Can do that at the same time. Okay, let's see
it careful. Wow, that is impressive.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Put it back.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
That is a very impressive. Okay, Josh, let's get into it.
First question for you, just got to get three out
of five correct. Which of the New Zealand franchises lost
during the Super Rugby super Round over the weekend? No,
it was. It was a trick question, brut What as

(39:19):
US President's Donald Trump's Wife's name. It's okay, You've got
to get these three correct. The highest stream song of
all time is Blinding Lights by what artist?

Speaker 4 (39:41):
But that's easy, man, that's hard. Josh knows this.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
I believe it happened. That happened. It was something that
happened a few days ago.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
I don't know if that's but I know it's wrong.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
No, I don't know if that is wrong.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
You're correct, I don't know. I don't know if that
was a helpful clue as the weekend, Josh, happened.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
The weekend just happened. Sorry, Jo, you can't get it
right because I've only got two more.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Do you think you might have got those if your
eyelids went and side out?

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Yeah, if I went for the other school maybe yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
Oh, well, do you want to hear the last two?
Or no? Sorry? Yeah? Why not? Okay? And what movie
did Bill Murray play? Doctor Peter Vinkman?

Speaker 4 (40:37):
That's simple?

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Do you know?

Speaker 6 (40:40):
Well?

Speaker 1 (40:40):
I do remember.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Jakarta is the capital of which country?

Speaker 5 (40:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Yeah, that's a bit rud. I mean that's more in
the real house, particularly for Josh. He's got his islands
and signed out. Forget the sake. I don't need to
answer those questions like that.

Speaker 5 (40:56):
Jerry and MANI the hold Icky Breakfast The.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Best way to catch up on what you missed The
Ducky Breakfast radio show podcast.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
It's Lame Claim to Fame Tuesday. You can text us
on three four eight three, or you can give us
a call eight hundred herde. No claim to fame is
to lame. We always think we must reach the bottom
of the well at some stage. But I'll tell you
what we so far. I think we're the well's only
getting deep.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
It is it is we've hit We've hit like an
like a I don't know, It's like we're fracking the
west coast of New Zealand. We've just found a deposit
there that we may never find the end of and
a new reef. Well, the other thing is every week
is another opportunity to have something lame happen to you.
And so it's a renewable resource in that way as well,
because lame stuff happens to us every week. And you

(41:44):
can also get involved not only on the text machine,
not only by calling us, but also on social media,
as a lot of people have and I'll read some
of them for you now can make it. I once
saw Dom Harvey at Auckland Airport and realized that he
also does a radio show.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
I know what's happening. He doesn't actually doesn't do it.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Doesn't do so this is a bit of this is
a bit of confusion.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
So this does a podcast, Yeah, this is I was
going through christ Airport not long ago, and as I
walked through security, a lady said, I really enjoy your podcast.
I said, oh, thank you, that's very nice of you.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Job Priday, Yeah she was, and do you like that?

Speaker 1 (42:21):
She goes, yeah, I really enjoy your podcast. So thinks
a lot. And then I'm walking through and then I'm
going I got my bag and then she comes up
to me and she said, oh, sorry, I just realized
I was got you confused for Dom Harvey.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
Didn't she chase you down?

Speaker 3 (42:37):
She chased me down to let you know that she
didn't know who you were.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
She confused me for I don't need to tell me that.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
She could have so easily just let that one through
to the keeper.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
And I'd made a joke with her because I said
to her, she's I really enjoyedr Podcas. I said, oh,
did you know that we do a radio show, And
I thought she'll get that hoke, and she just stared
at me. She goes, no, and I'm something you know
right Rye Here turns out that she's a Dom Harvey fan.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
A lot of them are. Gus sent a message through
as well. Ernest Rutherford is my great great great uncle's cousin.
Still not a fan of chemistry and physics.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
That's a lot okay, great great great uncle. Yeah, that's
a lot of great cousin.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
Split the anem Irene van Dyke is on My My
Suggested Friends too. Andrew from Nape. So this is off
the back of last week. We had someone calling and
they had Susy Cato and the suggested friends on Facebook,
and I said, you had her, I'll ed Irene van Dyke,
who's been in mine. Funnily enough, since then, Irene van
Dyke has not popped up and my suggested friends again.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
She's probably taking herself off Facebook as a result of that.
So the super shooter Irene Van Dyke, I mean she
is a friend to everyone.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
When my mum was involved with the silver Ferns back
in the nineties and two thousands, she said everywhere they
went when it came to schools and stuff like that,
Irene wise the superstar. Yeah, every and Irene was as
very personable as well, like she gets on with everybody.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
Would you go most famous silver fern probably her or Bernice?

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Maybe Bernice would be up there, but then I think no,
I think Irene probably. I mean as well, the fact
that she had what was it, like a ninety I
think I can't remember exactly the figure, but it was
in the nineties percent shooting record over an entire career,
like one hundred and fifty tests.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
And I would ask you this, what other breakfast station
in New Zealand is discussing Irene van Dyke shooting percentages
this morning. Nah, a couple more here. I had a
darry with Mike and Jays. I learned the Jerry likes
hand jobs on foot Job on a foot Job podcast,
something I.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Was not prepared for. Now we know, speaking of a
foot Job Friday, which we were doing last week. Yeah,
I've got an update from the friend that was involved
in the story.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
Yes, And if you haven't listened to it, go back
and listened to the inaugural foot Job Friday last Friday.
Because there were some unanswered questions that you're telling me.
Now we're going to get the answers to you.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
We will get the answers to another deep tease take
a job Brider coming up this Friday on the podcast.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
Okay, I matched with Merely Ker during the twenty nineteen
Cricket World Cup on Tinder, writes this text, Before you
guys start all of that.

Speaker 5 (45:16):
Jerry and Minia the Darky Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Don't scroll carousels on the computer and I that will
always get you in trouble. This is the Hurdache Breakfast.
It's lame claim to fame. Time three four eight three
oh eight hundred to Hodaki, what might happen is you
might be listening. You might hear one of these lame
claims to fame and you might think, ah, we'll spark
off a lame claim to fame that you have yourself.
You think, oh, geez, okay, I thought that was too lame,

(45:40):
and you go, no, it's actually not lame enough.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
Well, like I had a darry with Mike and Jason. Mean,
I've done that a million times. It was lame. That
is a bit lame every time I've done it. Yeah, yeah,
lct if as it's none, Yeah, that's what they call
in it.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Yet o fellas is sam My lame claim to fame
is that my old man is a great great great
nephew of Kate Shepherd rest in peace.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Great great great nephew of Kate Sheppard.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
Again, figure that out?

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Where's Kate Sheppard from quession with that one christ Church?

Speaker 3 (46:12):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Yes she was born at stadium? Was she? Now'right? Nicholas says,
I have the great privilege and great honor that my
husband and father of my children is the one and
only great New Zealander who is currently on top of
the it's academic leaderboard. Wow, he has bestowed great mana
to our family name. Well, that is fascinating because there
is no one on the talk about leaderboard. So it's

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a school.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Yeah, Todung and Boys College is that? And I guess
he was the first person to get through there.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
I suppose Morning Fellers. I grew up in the house
that backed onto the halfway house halfway down Dominion Road.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Now that is good. That is pretty good. Jeez, that
is pretty good. Wow, it's halfway up, a halfway down,
halfway down. Should we go to Jason on the line. Jason,
you've got a crick related claim to fame.

Speaker 7 (47:02):
Yeah, surely do. Living in Melvine in the early nineties
at my call shop, you know, my own brother with
some soft drink. I heard this guy come in and
then you know, I come in and go to the
counter and leave us. I leave going to the counter
of the guy was excited as see it out, was
like a really Shane warn Ah.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
You were at the same shop as Shane warn here.

Speaker 7 (47:24):
He lived in black Rocks and I lived in Sandriham.
Who was like the thoroughway through to stop get some
darries he's getting.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
He was was either that was Hawaiian pizza. Were the
two things that you're going to get, is there right? Well,
maybe some chips. Oh that's brilliant, thanks Jason. Like that one.
I have Lauren and Gordon Kenny come up in my
recommended friends on Facebook. There's a lot of recommended vision once. Yeah,
they're coming through, aren't they.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
My great great great uncle worked with Rutherford to split
the atom?

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Is it a serienus rather for the morning this morning?

Speaker 3 (47:56):
It's certainly going that way.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
Where do you accept Ken Rutherford? If we got so,
if we get some Ernest Rutherford's fine, any Kin Rutherford.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
He's split the seam on a couple of two piece balls,
that's for sure.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
It's also a Pokey's related one sitting playing Queen of
the Nile at the christ Jedge Casino and who should
be sitting next to me? But Lance Kinn's had the
usual having a new luck chat. Nice guy apparently loved
the punt.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Yeah I think he does, didn't Lance? I got thrown
into a shop front window by John Hapawaida after telling
him that his van was a piece of pos Well, okay.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
I'm gonna be honest, got off lightly there, fair enough,
you kind of got off lightly there.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
A lot worse.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Another Pokey related claim to fame, had to throw an
all black captain out of the bar for passing on
the poking machine once a which one don't ask, all right,
we won't don't tell. We've got Steve on theline. Good morning, Steve,
what's your name? Claim to fame? Good morning?

Speaker 7 (48:49):
After hearing that one about the guy living behind the
house gown halfway house down to raid in that house,
oh sirs, was these crazy musicians who of course ended
up being.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Not so crazy.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
The muttain birds, the mutton bird, bit of tie to
head if you're laid it down south there the mutton bird.
So you lived in the halfway house, it was halfway.

Speaker 7 (49:17):
I lived in the halfway half down, halfway down a
number of years.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Do you bring that up every time that song comes on?

Speaker 6 (49:24):
Absolutely?

Speaker 7 (49:25):
Let's tell everybody of court for about the nineteenth time.

Speaker 5 (49:32):
Jury and the night the breakfast.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
There's a couple more lame claims to fame before we
go to the break before the sports headlines. I once
had a one hundred run opening partnership and fourth grade
Dunedin cricket with Ken Rutherford's nephew.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
That is so lame, yep, that is right in the
read that for me one more time.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
I once had a one hundred run opening partnership and
fourth grade Dunedin cricket. I mean, is there amazing that
there even fourth four grades and a nephew that is powerful?
Morning fellas. Actually I read this one first. I used
to work with Jeremy Pickford aka Ruder, at an IT
company before he.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
Was famous Ruder, there'll be data com Are you famous?

Speaker 4 (50:14):
What a company that's very lame?

Speaker 3 (50:17):
Did you work in it?

Speaker 4 (50:19):
I was in the call center and then I was
the call center coordinate ex sorry, and also once we
were short of engineers, I had to go and swap
out a lot of terminal guys.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
How did that go? I imagine the way that you worked
in terms of last time you're trying to replace the
parts in your dish, it would have gone very well.

Speaker 4 (50:38):
I was just a trait as what. I was there
for about an hour and had to ring three people,
but manage to get it done, got it done.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Okay, this is the final one for the morning. Here,
Good morning fellas. When Bill, Oh, here we go, we
got zaying, we got Zames. Well, good morning fellas. When
Bill English was Prime Minister, he stole my toast from
the cry Lounge.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
It's on ever over him again. Zane joins us on
the line this morning. Good morning, Zane. You've got a
mutton Birds related claim to fame.

Speaker 4 (51:07):
Yeah, I was in the band before Allan Grigg, the
bass player for the Mutton Birds, became the bass player
and the Mutain Birds.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
I see, I presume you were playing bass.

Speaker 5 (51:17):
No, I was drums, he was based.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
We were a rhythm section of a band called the Remarkables.
And then he went on.

Speaker 6 (51:22):
He didn't went on to join the mutton Birds.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Ah, you weren't at any stage living in a halfway house,
halfway down to Minion roadbook.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Yeah, no, no, no, okay, that's an impressive lame.

Speaker 5 (51:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
I don't know how lame that is. I might not
be lame enough. It's a good claim to fame. Thanks
for the call, Zane.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
It's also nice that your name rhyme's for the rest
of it.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
There was a real tongue to us, are there? How
about this one from Chris clean Bold Tom Latham playing
cricket in the workyard when he was eighteen, had to
make him bat right handed.

Speaker 5 (51:58):
Jerry Andman Night, The hold Ikey Breakfast, Jerry and Mini
The hot, I key breakfast.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Only a lot of joins us in the studio puffing.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
I am puffing.

Speaker 9 (52:09):
I'm huffing and puffing. I just whipped it on the
e bike, the old metal stallion, And can I tell
you it's a jungle out there, but we made it.
We're here in the flesh. I'm sweety, I'm hot, but
I'm primed to go.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
Greasy man, you're down and crosses for the Magic super Round.

Speaker 9 (52:22):
Yes, I was in super Round for three days, four
nights or something like this, and honestly, I still feel
like a bit of a rusty trombone over here.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
It's not good.

Speaker 9 (52:30):
I'm still sweeting out some sort of glue like substance
after three days down there.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
But I think.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
Maybe by tomorrow I'll recover.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Maybe Thirsty. I hear the wastewater testing has gone off
the scale from the week in the high levels of dust.

Speaker 9 (52:45):
There was a lot of ing and after people coupling
up to go to the bathrooms, which I thought was sensible.
People looking after each other while they were in the stalls.
You know, you've got to have some sort of spot
it at all times. I think, you know, you don't
want to be weeding on your shoes. So I think
a lot of people win their friends and that makes
sense to me.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
It's the buddy system, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Yeah, I've witnessed this before in Australia. I know they
like to go in two by two and then they
whisper at each other and the other thing.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
I know.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
It's a lot of ellergies over there, so a lot
of sniffling, a lot of sneezing, that kind of thing.

Speaker 9 (53:13):
Well, it was that cantabury and breeze was blowing over
the weekend and I was bringing some of the dust
from the planes out onto the I mean it is
a stadium, but it did seem like an awful lot
of dust was getting in because a lot of the
boys had the sniffles.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
A lot of dust getting about this morning as well,
I noticed from people that were that were down there.
So next week is it next week that you were
your show st.

Speaker 9 (53:33):
Yeah, it's next week. It snuck up on me as well.
I'm just as alarmed as you are to read next
week written down there. Yes, next week on Wednesday and
Saturday at Q Theater and Auckland. It's going to be
a how other time I did it as a trial
show on christ Hitch on the Thursday night before soup
around a nice full hour of crowd work, ifing and
giffing with the crowd, and I thought it was going
to a bit of a shambles, but I'll tell you what,

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it was, bloody good fun.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
Went better than you thought. So have you clocked comedy
here where you actually don't need to prove anything for
the show and you can just walk in there.

Speaker 9 (54:01):
Well, purists will tell you that I've done the opposite
of clock comedy, and then I'm taking the coward's way
out and refusing to write material. But I've done i
think eight shows in the Comedy Festival. I've pulled my
heart and soul into it, really worked hard to write
a structured hour and this thought, you know, I thought,
you know what, I'm just gonna I'm gonna have a year.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
I'm just gonna wing it. I'm gonna wing it. And honestly,
the vibes was high. I was excited.

Speaker 9 (54:19):
I thought I should just do this every time. Why
am I writing material when I can just ask one
guy what he's most afraid of and then talk about
that for hum.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
I mean, that's basically what we're doing on this show.
What are you most afraid of night letting people down? Oh? Man,
you thought I was going to say spiders or something.

Speaker 9 (54:35):
Yeah, I thought you're going to say, so the ghost
some sort of abstract thought into it. And that's actually
quite terrifying.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
Failing people that depend on me.

Speaker 9 (54:42):
When's the last time we did that.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
I'm probably doing it right now, to be fair.

Speaker 9 (54:46):
I think I did it by arriving a few minutes later.
So it's going to make a formal apology on the
record to the good folks here at the Good Ship Hoducky.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
So have you found that your crowd work will only
be as good as the people that you've got? I mean,
what happened crowd you're working? There's no crowd?

Speaker 9 (55:01):
Yeah, well, no crowd will be a nightmare. That's why
you gotta buy tickets at that Wednesday show.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
Just putting that.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Out there early doors.

Speaker 9 (55:06):
You know, we really need you to pump up the
numbers on the Wednesday next week. But yes, even the
vibe of the crowd, and I think that was what
I got lucky with on Thursday night and christ Hitch
people were there for Super Round. They were sort of
gearing up for a big weekend, so morale was high
in the room. But I have had many shows where
as being just a quieter, more maybe introspective crowd where
it can be a bit harder. But I had a

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couple of trucks up my sleeve to eke out some
good content from those quiet crawts.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
Do you ever get worried about, like is there anyone
that could show up in the crowd that would worry
because I've seen a comedian doing crowd work before and
Lee hart Bolton and sat down on the front row
and you could just watch this gyga.

Speaker 9 (55:43):
Oh god, Well it's a blessing and a curse, isn't it,
Because you think, well, this could be the show. If
I just lean it right here and talk to this
one guy for an hour or girl for that matter,
then that could be the entire show. And to be fair,
there was a certain character in christ Church and hope
they're listening to us, who was front row center by themselves,
very flamboyant, and I thought there's a rabbit hole here
and I'm not sure I want to get into it,

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so I opted out, didn't chat to them. I tried
to bring them in once and they sat their stony face,
steering me down for about seconds.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
Yeah, to explain more about this person?

Speaker 9 (56:12):
So well, they went to the show by themselves, front
row sentence, built as a crowd work company show, and
just basically steered at me aggressively for quite a large time.
But halfway through I thought, you know what, I'm going
to try to crack you like an egg and held
my armor asked him a question. They didn't say anything,
and so I didn't say anything.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
And I reckon.

Speaker 9 (56:28):
We all have sat there for forty five seconds in
stone cold silence while a huge tension grew in the room.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
So do you think this is a new response maybe
to maybe something that you've seen it over the years.
Instead of going online a keyboard warrior, perhaps you go
along to a show, sit in the front row and
grenade it. Well, yeah, that's.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
I wondered if that was the case.

Speaker 9 (56:49):
But it turns out the lights were in my eyes
and this particular person had maybe preloaded too hard and
they were fast asleep. So what was happening was I
was trying to elicit a response from someone who the
audience see was fast asleep, but I could not and
really lost lost my way there for a moment, and
I still didn't know until after the show when someone
was like, hey, you know they're asleep.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
I can imagine this is a dangerous thing that you're
trying to do, Tony Lyle, because if you get a
crowd of people have maybe three drinks, fantastic in fact perfect,
you get a whole crowd of people on the fucking
Marnas and everyone's just just sinking down and they said like, please,
don't talk, please, And I don't.

Speaker 9 (57:25):
Think what is worse than the fucking manas as if
someone's maybe gotten to too many of these bottles are
laid out before me now and they've rarely got into
their work, and they're incoherent, and then they're both confident
and belligerent, and that's a brutal combination, which is why
I've really done a small amount of advertising on the
alternative commtry collectives platforms and the lead up to this one.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
So the shows are on Wednesday May sixth and Saturday
May ninth at the Q Theater, Loft and Comedy cal
of this Friday.

Speaker 9 (57:53):
Comedy Garla Baby, I'm on the comedy Guarden.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Are you just doing crowd work in the comedy Garla No?

Speaker 3 (57:58):
Way hoose, that's going to be site four minutes.

Speaker 9 (58:01):
You got to take take the most of those moments
in the big theater.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
I was going to say, Tony, thanks for becoming name
always a pleaser.

Speaker 5 (58:07):
Jerry and Mania the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
Sports Chaps with acc head g Laane brought you by
Export Ultra the.

Speaker 10 (58:16):
Beer for him.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Welcome into the studio, acc h G Lane off the
back of Super Rugby super Round over the weekend, Yese.

Speaker 10 (58:23):
Can I just say happy to see Tony Lyle breathing
because when I saw him on Saturday he was potentially
the most wasted human being overseen. Really nothing was making sense.
He was carrying four beers to his seat and Joe
Jerry said wolves as we left.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
Joe jury.

Speaker 10 (58:44):
So good to see him alive and breathing in the flesh.
I was worried about him and I'm just hitting now
off on a knee bike.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
It's not a knee bike.

Speaker 10 (58:52):
It's one of those humiliating e motor things on No.
The seronsom were like dirt bikes. This one's like a
old man fat tied wheel kind of weirdo. I mean,
I've respect if you had air.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
Good to see you alive as well, Glaw you were
down there commentating. Now you were alive in a commentary booth,
and I saw you committed at least one pointless world first.
Oh yes, what were some of the world first you
managed to tick off? Well?

Speaker 10 (59:16):
Obviously we put it out to the public because it's
the owning of a stadium. You know, there's a lot
of world first on offer. I don't think a new
statement is going to be built New Zealand in my
lifetime because we piss around too much and there's a
chance to do something for the first time.

Speaker 6 (59:29):
You know.

Speaker 10 (59:29):
There was a gentleman from the SEC who booked up
the first beer ever. He got there first in the gate,
bought a beer, booked it first man to book the
beer at the Yeah, a lot of people say number
three is that and the changing rooms or in the toilets.
We'd had to just clarify this one that number three
is during game day because a lot of builders are
obviously on site during the building of and there's no
doubt that number three would have been sprayed everywhere. So

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we started doing some commentary ones on the Friday night.
We were the first commentary team to commentate with no
pants on, So we whipped off the pants and then
some heavy criticism came towards us, particularly with our stance
on streaking, and you had to be full neuve. Yes,
so we left our underpants on, and for that I apologize.
I apologize to the public because.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
It let yourself down.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:00:09):
And so the next night we were forced to just
commentate with fully nude. And I must have commentating fully
nude next to next to MESHI young Meshy not a
big notist, wasn't so keen? He see he's quite proud
of there's waist up, but not so much proud of
his was funny.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
So watch the video, the first video of when you
guys were commentating in your undies, and it took him
about an hour to get his pants off. I was like,
is that man ever taken it? Does he does? His
mum still takes pence off from or something.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
I couldn't get his.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Pants off hard? Is it to get your bloody pet?
I thought mesh would have his spence off on a flash.

Speaker 10 (01:00:39):
Oh yeah, I mean it took him youngsters today, Yeah,
like he was running on he was running on thirty
three that day anyway. But however, you know as Joe juryways,
does he needs photographic evidence? Took bang off a photo
of us nude with our acc jackets on bent over
the you know the disk commentating I must have met.
I went straight home and I started doing squats because
a couple of flat pans cakeing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Off about my mask.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
Oh you don't need that.

Speaker 10 (01:01:02):
As a forty seven year old man, you don't need that.
You don't need that behind shot, you don't need it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
Did I see someone with that? Said a few on
the night where there was two games. If you left,
you weren't allowed to come back. I don't, right, I
suppose you wouldn't left, so you.

Speaker 10 (01:01:15):
Or no, we didn't leave. I mean the stadium every
run's you know, saying glowing reports location of its amazing,
world class location. It's a five to ten minute walk
from pretty much every bar, central Bar, and christ You
cannot argue with that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
Great piece of infrastructure.

Speaker 10 (01:01:28):
Great piece of infrastructure. Not the prettiest of stadiums. You know,
you go to some stadiums around the world have got
the clouding on the outside and make.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
It look like a spaceship. Yeah, it's practical, it's good,
it looks good.

Speaker 10 (01:01:38):
Great atmosphere inside it looks good, but we're just key too.
Many Kiwi traits came in like twenty minutes ago, no
bars closed like on that openly night. Come on, did
us just let us have some fun? Like, let us
have a why what's the what is this obsession with
getting rid of people out of the stadium, because yeah,
we got marched out an hour afterwards, Like can we

(01:01:59):
just what's the rush?

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
What is the rush?

Speaker 10 (01:02:02):
We're all here for a good time. I'm not had
to have a drink with twenty minutes to go.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
It just drove me crazy. Yeah, we're safety first in
this country, like we are. This is a safety exercise first,
and then if we can do everything safely, we will
allow a little bit of fun.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
No, they don't want the fun, they don't.

Speaker 10 (01:02:18):
And then on day two cup snakes, someone got kicked
out for making a cup snake. Now that is just
a bit of wholesome fun. Give us something the kids
to do, go and clean up.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
What's the issue there?

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
Is it? That?

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
Is it that by doing a cup snake you're encouraging
drinking or something?

Speaker 10 (01:02:33):
What is that showing off? How many cups were drunk?

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
I don't know. Moral thing there. I don't know what.

Speaker 10 (01:02:38):
I was trying to think of the worst case scenario
of a cup snake, and I think it's a twenty
minute cup snake falling from one level to the other
and impaling a disabled child on a winter wish day.

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
Okay, so then I don't know. But I think I
could give you a cup snake and one hundred attempts
to kill me with it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
And I don't think I know. But this is my
point of the piece of infrastructures there. Yeah, it's all
in the right place to always the people, the people,
the people, and if people make weird rolls ruins, just
take their foot off the break. Let people have a
good time.

Speaker 10 (01:03:14):
Yes, they did have a good time. Admittedly that was
masked by the glow of this opening weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
People of Chrish. It was awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
It was an awesome time.

Speaker 10 (01:03:23):
Bars were packed before and after. If they don't have
souper around back there for the next five years, then
someone needs to be strung up. Yes, you can't host
it anywhere else.

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
I don't believe this is the thing. When I went
to Magic Ground, and you know, people were saying, oh,
we should bring Magic Ground over to New Zealand. I
went there and I was like, no, we shouldn't. We
should leave it right where it is because everything's just
right there, super round.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
It worked for it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
And when we talk about Super Rugby and you know
the Cake ten and Eden Park look a little bit empty.
This proved people still want to go to games. Yeah,
and I don't mess with it.

Speaker 10 (01:03:51):
And I found out this Hurricanes fans. I found out, Yeah,
there was heaps of though. There were heaps of them,
Like I've been begging them for years about where all
the fans anywhere they are I like to fight a
christ Church or maybe they live in christ Church. But
there was for that Hurricanes Brumbies game I reckon, almost
half the stadium was Hurricanes was out of control that
where you come from. They were in yellow still, so

(01:04:14):
I couldn't still it was yellow seats or not.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
But predictably all the New Zealand teams won.

Speaker 10 (01:04:18):
Yeah, Paintland ninety and so probably.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Next time you probably want to have a bit of
a local derby going on.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
You gotta.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:04:24):
That was the only thing missing from it was that
was just a good old fashioned blues crusaders.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
I think I'd go Southern derby I know it's going
to be a hiding, but Crusaders Highlanders and then I
would go Blues Chiefs. Yeah, that'd be the way I'd
run it.

Speaker 10 (01:04:37):
Highlight of the weekend was the Canterbury crowd booing Bowden
Barrett as he kicked the winning penalty against the Reds.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
Some things don't change today in Canterbury. Changing never change.

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
Jerry and the Night They Breakfast we had on The
Big Show challenge fellas.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
We've reached in pass, haven't we a little bit?

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
I mean, I just this is the thing if your
David Tour, does fighting Shane Cameron excite you in any
way again after the Fight of the Century. Probably not.
That's sort of where I'm stuck out of the moment,
is like, I don't really care. I've got nothing to
prove against that show and we've beaten them twice.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
There's no Well, here's the background if you've just joined
us in new to the program. We were challenged to
a game of golf by The Big Show after allegations
Afternoon Show The Drive Show here a ready hacky.

Speaker 3 (01:05:33):
After allegations that I had been cheating in the counting
of a golf game. I didn't know I was playing
against them.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
We then absolutely threshed the living pants off them.

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
So an eight stroke lead and a nine hole round
of Ambrose, and after four holes we were tied. Should
give you an idea of how hard we thump them, yep.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
Then next they challenge us to a four by one
hundred meter relay. That was their idea. Yeah, it was
because they thought they had the wall over us. And
also they thought that because they had Keezy, let's be honest,
chris Key, and they also have Moogie who's got a
bit of pace. Hoyt obviously the weak link pretty much
in every one of their challenges and they know that,
but they thought that they could work around that. Pug

(01:06:15):
sunt as well. They produce a bit of pace random
bare feet and in the end chris Key pulled a
quad twined it slightly and ended up being wheel chaired off.
So we won that. So that's two.

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
Nell and now they want to go through. So I
think at this point where I've landed is this has
just got to be entertaining for us. All there needs
to be something on the line that's even then I
don't really I'd sort of need two to one odds
if I'm going to run it back against them. A
couple of new ideas have come in mini. How do
you feel about this high Rocks Yep, like it very entrened,

(01:06:51):
you know what I mean. High Rocks the as the
rock stars, as the hybrid rockstars. That's where you do
burpies and press ups and run and people take photos
of you with your shirt off and you post them
all over social media. I am yet to be surprised
by a single person that I've seen do high Rocks,
every single one of them. I've been like, yep, yeah, the.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Photos that they take with great lighting and that go
up on the social media and then are an add
for high Rocks. Very clever, Yeah, very clever.

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
It's sports for people who can't catch a ball.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
Yep. So there's a bit of there's a bit of
sort of holding a ball, but you're only waking it
up against a ball. So I think we would beat
them in that. I mean, if they want to take
us on on a high Rocks challenge, I'm open to that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
I kind of open to it. It just does seem
like a lot of work for not a lot of payoff.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
Yep, band challenge.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
I like this. I've been meditating on that across the weekend.
I like the idea of getting together and we play
two or three songs. They played two or three songs,
rent a bar out, people get to come along, they
get to choose, and so then that way, this gives
them a chance at actually winning something, you know what
I mean, because they can just rig the votes. But
I think when I lose it, it'll be a big

(01:07:56):
fun entertaining. It would be entertaining. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
Well, we've got a number of musicians of note on
our team, so I'd say we'd go particularly well there.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
Yeah, I don't mind that.

Speaker 4 (01:08:06):
What would you do in the band challenge?

Speaker 5 (01:08:07):
Heery?

Speaker 4 (01:08:08):
What's your forte musically?

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
Percussion?

Speaker 4 (01:08:10):
Yeah, awesome?

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
Put a hurting on a cow bell?

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:08:13):
I can.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
I can bang a tambourine, I can keep beat, I
can play a triangle.

Speaker 4 (01:08:18):
Ok.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
I can do some bvs as well, if you if
you need to flatten out some bv's, I'll.

Speaker 4 (01:08:22):
Be there flatten out yep.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
You need to flatten them out or sharpen them up,
I'll be there. Orry about that. Okay, So there's a
new option.

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
Yeah, band, I don't mind the band high rocks. I
don't know either of us want to do that.

Speaker 4 (01:08:36):
Someone else sees a Tickle torture challenger judicated by David Farry.
I don't really get that.

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
I watched that documentary over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Actually Tickle. Yeah, it's great, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
But again I don't think anyone wins there.

Speaker 5 (01:08:48):
Jerry and the hod Iarkey Breakfast, Jerry and Mini the
hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
It's lame claim to fame Tuesday, And as always we
have far too many lame claims to fame to get
to the bottom up. We couldn't read them all out.

Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
As we all know, the lame claims to fame and
spain fall mainly on the plane and this sicks here.
I sat next to David Bain on a plane. Wow,
that is like you thought you sat next to someone
recently on a plane.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
It was that was Polkinghorn Polky It wasn't. He was
in front of me. He was three seats in front.
And I was on a long haul flight. Where's it going?
Oh Bali And I thought I thought to myself, oh
my god, that's him, because I saw the back of it.
I was sitting in a in my seat and this
man came past me in red pants, and he's the

(01:09:38):
old guy with gray hair, and I immediately thoughts and
he's by himself, and and I thought he's gone to
Bali on a bit of a holiday by himself, trying
and get away from the media attention.

Speaker 3 (01:09:51):
That's where they all go.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
He didn't sat down, and I saw the top of
his head for the whole I was like, that is
definitely home. I was one hundred percent confronts. We used
tod up right at the end.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
Were you going to go and say something to him?

Speaker 6 (01:10:02):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
I really didn't want to, really want to.

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
I've had this once before where there was a there
was a girl I had been to school with, and
I saw at the airport, you know, at the airport
you said the same person that three or four times.
I was like, I'm going up to Sacod day. And
just as I got right behind her, she turned around
won her and I'm standing behind her basically out to
touch her shoulder, hey, And she just turned around and

(01:10:27):
I was just standing there looking at her, and I
just put my man down and walked away and went
to the bathroom, setting the cubicle for what You went
in the cubicle for half an hour of the cool down.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
To the right thing. Well, you get to my age
and start to see friends from school and they are
unrecognizable and they're introducing themselves to you. Yeah, it's like,
well the sun got you, didn't it. I sat next
to Test cricketer Andrew Jones at the Rugby and huangan Nui.
How lame Andrew Jones jid great player, Andrew Jones great
off the back foot cable. Yeah, particularly through cover the

(01:10:56):
cover region.

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
What about kind of g here from tomorrow? My lame
claim to as Mills. Milla was in the same group
as me on a wit A workshop tour. That's great.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
I love that because you be there with your partner
and you're like, hey, this is that's milks. She was
like Henman's brother played for our cricket team when we
played in the UK. Fancy dance, Ah, the fancy dance
right on, I've played against the fancy dance. Yeah, I
have I re lame fancy.

Speaker 3 (01:11:24):
Dance I meet personally when I assure it. Once went
on a tour of the Cadbury Chocolate factory with money
to Lungy Center of the universe, the center of the
English Center of my universe. At the time, he was
the center for the English rugby team in the two
thousand and eleven Rugby World Cup. And yeah, I did
the exact same thing, told the messrs. So that's money

(01:11:45):
too long, And she's like, I don't care because no, no, no,
he's the center for the Still I still don't care.

Speaker 5 (01:11:52):
Jerry and Midnight the Hodarchy breakfast time, talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
What we learned today. I learned a lot, actually, did you? Yeah?
And I also a huge amount of our listenership have
either lived in, lived next door to, or been in
bands that were halfway down the halfway house in Dominion Road.

Speaker 3 (01:12:10):
That's a good point. I suppose it's a vague enough
description that it could have been anyone, and anyone could
have been down there.

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
I couldn't quite wrap my head around Zaye. So he
was saying that he was in the band before they
wrote that song, or was he saying as in a
band to someone else?

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
He was in the band with someone else who was
then went on to be in the muttain Berds.

Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
Okay, so he was a drummer. Zaye was a drummer.
He was in a band with the bass player who
ended up being in the Mutton.

Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
There you go, that is very lame. And then there
was the other one who lived literally in the halfway house.

Speaker 6 (01:12:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
And then there was a person who lived over the
fence to the halfway house that was halfway down to
Minion right. Who would have thought, I mean, I wondered,
they say a bloody song about the muttin, but everyone's
involved in it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
Yeah, one undred percent. I learned today fell as super
Around goes heart. I had watched it from the comfort
of my couch. I thought the stadium looks sick. I
bought The Crusader album. When I won a sweepsteak on
a Crusaders game, my family all together, we will put
two dollars in, drew a number out of the hat.
I drew the number one, Greg Somerville. He was never

(01:13:12):
going to score a try, so when no one was looking,
I put that back in. Drew out number fifteen Leo
McDonald first try scorer, and I won twenty two dollars,
which was enough for the scribe ced at the Timory Warehouse.

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
And so that's an the album called the Crusader. He
bore the hoodie called the Crusader, So it really brought
a tear to my eye. And yeah, interrupted one of
the sixteen point six as well. But other than that,
it was great.

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
To say what the point six? Yeah, something I had
to do the point six. Actually, what do you learn today? Ruder?

Speaker 4 (01:13:42):
Well, speaking of the sixteen point six, I learned today
that if, for instance, I was to go to Australia
and I was to look up, certainly I might need
to verify my age by taking my own photo and
then a photo of my ID you've got.

Speaker 3 (01:13:54):
Yeah, you've got to scan your head.

Speaker 4 (01:13:56):
Yeah, And that kind of worries me enough to think
I might not do it. I know, And that's strange,
isn't it for me?

Speaker 3 (01:14:03):
Because I'm disgusting?

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
Yeah, you are disgusting.

Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
Yeah, you're totally right, you'd scan the wrong here.

Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
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