📻Making Love at Work - The Radio Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hdarchy Breakfast. Get back to work and back on
site with Bunning's trade the best way to catch up.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
On what you missed The Hurdarchy Breakfast radio show podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Well long as a Hierarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (00:10):
It's a Thursday, and it's the twenty ninth of January
twenty twenty six.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
My name's Jeremy Wells, and this is when Nice Stewart
do you feel like Jeremy.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
This is one of those weeks where it took a
long time to all of a suddenly Thursday, very quickly.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
I feel like it's Tuesday next week. Oh I've got
to Tuesday next week without a weekend somehow.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Right, something's weird, but that's the kind of week I've had,
very busy week.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah, okay, yeah, that's what does it. But I felt
like the start of this week sort of dragged a
little bit, and then all of a sudden it's up
and running. I'd liken this to a paralyzed dog, you know,
where it drags the back leagues along and then the
front legs are fine.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Okay, so it is the week the cart that the
dogs dragging along.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yeah, the legs is at the head of the dog.
It's the legs.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
We're now into the sort of the back legs. We're
now into the front league shoulders.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yeah. Friday, tomorrow we're.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Into the ears, little perky ears, and I'm having a
snout in the trough by Saturday.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
So which part is the part where you then take
the social media and ask for donations for the dog
because you couldn't afford the wheelchair, and hopefully someone will
be kind and give you thirty bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
I guess tomorrow, just before I go to the pub.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Welcome along.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
It's nice to have you with us this morning. Lots
coming up, including Allen Davies a little later on comedian
actor twenty years on Jonathan Creek. You may have watched
that show Incredible q.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
I as well.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, speaking of British actors, I went and saw Jimmy
Carr last night along with ten thousand other people.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Is the most packed I've ever seen. Spark Arena ten thousand.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah, I'll play your clip.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
And give you thefore rundown later on.

Speaker 6 (01:47):
Jerry and the Night the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
There's something popped up in the group chat yesterday afternoon, Fellas.
I don't know if you saw this one, but Kate
from them out in the office. She sent a couple
of photos through from the black that we're doing the
rounds on social media, and she said, holy molly man,
you made two out of the five highlight posts from
the Herry Javs recent Instagram post.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Ah, this is a.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Thing that seems to be emerging more and more. You
are in a lot of other people's post shorten' op its.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
I believe this week, Yes and I and I was
slide number one in her little carousel there. She posted
four or five photos.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Slide one, Slide one.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Some notable people that didn't make slide one on that
same post, Matt Gibb former all that.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Captain Kieran reed.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Now you may have heard of them. They didn't make
slide one. I did, Yeah, all right, And I knew
as soon as I looked at that photo. As soon
as she tagged in, I had a look at it,
and I was like, I know exactly why why Because
she looks the best at that far.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
That's how it works. Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
I mean, I've been with my partner long enough. I've
bet I've been in enough interactions with women before I
know they picked the photo that they look the best
at Yeah, they often at the.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Expense of their friends. You know what I mean. It
can drive a rift between a friend group. Oh man,
I've seen that happen before.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Why did you post that photo? I looked chair or
was like, I know, but I look great and I
gotta do me.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
So how did you look in that photo with Jordan Oppert?
And how did you look in these other photos yesterday?

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Not great?

Speaker 1 (03:16):
I'm gonna be honest, Like the one with Jordan op It,
I'm like staring at the floor. I'm halfway through saying
something and I'm making a funny face and she's laughing
and she looks glorious out there on the field interviewing me.
And then Grant Elliott is today posted a photo of
us and he's like, he's like mid action, he's reaching

(03:37):
out pointing at something. He's laughing as well. I actually featured,
not once, but twice. I was Slide one and then
you go along I'm in there and Slide five again.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Okay, I'm having a lot here.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
And the photos you and your ACC outfit, Matt Heath
and his ACC outfit, and then Grant Elliott and his
Black Clash Outfit team cricket.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
He's in the blue. I scored as many runs as
he did that day.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
And I'm just looking and I got to say, it's
not a not a great photo of you?

Speaker 3 (04:05):
No, but man, how good does man Heathlock? And how
good does Grant?

Speaker 1 (04:10):
I think this is my superpower and I don't want
to Here's what I'm trying to figure out. Should I
be offended by this? Is it because I make people
look like they're having a good time?

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Or is it? And it could be both? Is it
that by comparison they look good with this time you are.
I'm just looking here and you're.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
A photo fluffer, so you turn up into a photo
and you just fluff it up just somehow, you being
in the.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Just by the very Is it because I'm making people
have a good time? Or is it because by comparison
I look like chef?

Speaker 5 (04:45):
Can I point out something that could be a little
bit dangerous for you coming up to your wedding to
Jeff at some point if you go, maybe it's time
for me to start shredding for them? And She's like, no, no, no, no,
no, no no no. I don't want you to look that
great in the photos because I want myself.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yes, look really good. That's when I'll find out.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Yeah, but there's also do you know what, man, I
just think you absolutely hit the sweet spot. I think
because because I think you could say okay, well, as
does the other person. I make the other person look
really good. Because I look at that, I think, I
think there's no way I'm looking to hear. And you
definitely don't look terrible. Okay, you don't look terrible. I'm

(05:21):
looking at so great. No, well that's what I mean.
You don't look amazing. You don't look amazing, but you
don't look bad. You don't distract from the detract from
the actual photo itself.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Right, and what Yeah, I'm not pulling focus either or
the other note like I'm saying, for example, and I
mean this is with the most respect. William White are
incredible looking dude, and he's a funny character as well.
So whenever he's in a photo, you're just looking at him.
You probably wouldn't even see who else is at the photo.
When I'm the.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Opposite, you probably don't even notice I'm in the pher,
but you perform an important role.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
I don't think I looked too bad in the second
one slide five. It's the asap rocky glasses. That's anyway.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Maybe I should do birthday parties or something. You'll hire
me to come and stand next to you. And if
it's a Skelle Jerry.

Speaker 6 (06:12):
And Midnight, the hold Ikey breakfast. The history of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow, marl.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Today is the twenty ninth of January. And I never
learned the knuckle things. I don't know how many days
left we got in January thirty one. So Saturday's last
day January?

Speaker 3 (06:28):
What's the knuckles?

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Oh did you put your knuckles together? And then it's
like January February's got twenty eight. Every knuckle has thirty
one days?

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Is that right? I don't know. I just know the rhyme.
I remember July. Oh so it alternates, yeah, right of
the way, right up, unil you.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Get to the two indexed knuckles. Oh you never learned
that either.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
No, I just know that that silly, silly little rhyme.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Thirty days has September, April.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
April, June and all the rest of thirty one.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Except I also don't want That's where I lost the rhyme,
because there was no rhyme there.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Yeah, there's a bit that goes except February alone, which
has twenty eight nine every leap year.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Or something there.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
Yeah, as long as you get to February this week, Yeah,
just give up at that point.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Well, I've almost got to February. It's on Sunday, on
this day. In twenty twenty five, we found out that
there were one hundred and eleven KFCs in the country,
and we looked for the best one.

Speaker 7 (07:27):
KFC Funada South Oka fun A South, very different to
the KFC Funoday Full Stop, which gets a three star
Google rating. KFC Funoday South two point five.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Right of all the KFCs.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
The highest KFC KFC chiapoints KFC Ashburton. Yeah, also a
four tremendous and that's had nine hundred and four reviews.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
You cannot argue against nine hundred and four reviews and
a four star rating.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
The numbers do not lie.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Yeah, the not al KFCs are created cool No, And
we discovered that, and I've discovered that in my life.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Actually recently I went to the KFC and somewhere in
west Aukland, I can't remember which one it's called. It's
kind of on the way. It's like West Coast road
sort of vibe.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Yeah, deep, messy, yeah, massy, what a mess, what a
bloody mess that burger, my bloody zinger stacker that's coming
out everywhere. I mean, okay, it was oversourced, Yeah, I mean,
good on. Yeah, it's just a nice to ever. You
don't want it dry, but I was just all over it.
Put up in a love and twos.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yeah, that's right, that's right. That's what I learned about
cooking this week. But yeah, that KFC. N Ashburton, My god,
look you're vegan that thing.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
On thurs Day.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
In nineteen eighty one, Raiders of the Lost Arc begins
filming Indiana Jones becomes one of cinema's most iconic heroes.
Production began in lar Rochelle, France for submarine based scenes,
and then moved to Tunisia standing in for Egypt. Why
Don't You Go to Egypt? Hawaii for the jungle sequences,
in England for studio and interior work. Became the highest
grossing film of nineteen nine. George Lucas initially wanted someone

(09:02):
other than Forward after using him an American graffiti and
a movie called Star Wars. Tom Selleck was close to
landing the role was unavailable due to make them be ah,
so they went.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
Do you know he was a great Indiana Jones was
old Harrison Harrison Ford.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
He just just doesn't do anything. He just doesn't. That
man is an under actor of part excellence.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah, and he but you believe you believe that he
was being in Layer Yeah, you.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (09:29):
And I think that's the part of it.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
He doesn't want to he doesn't want to act. No,
he does not want to be there. He's not interested
in acting. He's a dude. That's just every single role
he's ever had, he can't be asked doing it, and
that's what people want to see on screen.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
Apparently, just drunken like a fish on Star Wars. Yeah
he does.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
There's a couple of scenes that you can listen to
him and you can hear them slur racially.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
I just has anyone had a better time than being
could you imagine?

Speaker 3 (09:58):
You know?

Speaker 1 (09:58):
I often think about going back and being Lebron James
or Michael Jordan or something like that, John Lomer, But
being Harrison Ford filming Style Wars.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
Now, that's a good one. And he doesn't do interviews.
It can't be asked and he never turns up to
an event, not because why would he talk of that.
He just wants to sit at home and drink biting don't.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
We all don't?

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Well?

Speaker 1 (10:18):
On this day In two thousand and two, George W.
Bush levels Iraq, Iran, and North Korea.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
The excess of.

Speaker 8 (10:24):
Evil states like these and their terrorist allies constitute an
axis of evil arming to threaten the peace of the
world by seeking weapons of mass destruction. These regimes pose
a grave and growing danger. They could provide these arms
to terrorists, giving them the means to match their hatred.
They could attack our allies or attempt to blackmail the

(10:47):
United States. The price of indifference would be catastrophic.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Never did find those weapons in our art, No they didn't.
I mean, at the time, living through that.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Era, which was the George W.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Bush presidency, obviously two thousand to two thousand and eight, I.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
Thought, man, this guy is stupid.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
Yeah, man, this guy's am maupet Oh my god, the
president of the United States. And now we've got the
president we do now yeah, well we don't have him,
but he's President of the United States. Thank god, he's
not our president. Also, it's like Georgia B. Bush looks
like genius.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yeah, yeah, labeling them the exes of people I don't
know have Saddam and Kim Jong. Ill was like, eleven yarns.
Are they mates? I don't think I know you about
each other at all? No, I do know, said Amazan.
Was good friends with Oprah Winfrey, who celebrates her birthday
today talk show Icon Producers seventy two Today theme song
written by Quincy Jones.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Yeah, great theme song.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
Recently Hillary did a thing with Oprah. She was over
in New Zealand asked her the questions on stage. Yeah,
I've got great stories about what it's like to work
with Oprah. So at the end of the at the
end of it, Hillary walked out and she had a
dressing room beside Oprah's, and Oprah said this.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
They were chatting away.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
They were on different sides of the stage to start with,
by they were chatting together and she said, I've just.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Left a little gift for you.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
And in Hillary's room was a weapon of master structure
was a Louis Vite handbag worth about five thousand dollars pieces.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Christ, you get a handbag.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
With a personal note from Oprah. It's like, wow, thanks Allan.
She goes to the people who ask her who interview
her during her show. You really missed the trick with
that one, Juy.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
And she shares a birthday with Tom Selleck at the
best known for Magnum Pi and the.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Movie Three Men and a Baby. He is eighty one
today churning down the Raiders of the Lost Archuk.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Yeah, that's right, and that is the history of yesterday, Today, tomorrow,
tomorrow For Thursday, the twenty ninth of January twenty twenty.

Speaker 6 (12:46):
Six, Jerry in the Night the hold Key Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
So this time last year we were talking about KFC's
and the Google ratings because there was one that I
visited actually in fun at a South and it wasn't
the best CAFC I've ever been to. And my theory cafcs.
Part of the reason I like cafc's is not all
KFC's are crowded equal. You can go to one KFC
and can get quite a different product than another one.
And as I can attest from recently as I went

(13:14):
to one on Henderson Valley Road and Texas is texting
Liam and he said, Jerry that Caves is on Henderson
Valley Road and recently opened before Christmas.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
See teething issues.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
You think that's teething issues.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah, I think that is. They probably haven't had a
visit from the Colonel yet, so they probably don't really
know what they're doing out there.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
He came here, the old colonel nineteen seventy four, is
there right, Yeah, came before when we.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Opened our first KFC. Colonel turned up. Interesting dude, the colonel.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
He was a very conservative mane morally conservative, a religious man,
but slave owner, well not far off. He was a
big fan of for having mistresses, and the mistresses used
to stay at his ranch or whatever you had, and

(14:02):
that often be eaten along with.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
The rest of the family. Oh eating, eating, yeah, dinner
and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
He was like they were parts of the fa They
were part of the family that ate them. The eleven
Secret hoobs and spices. Oh, by the way, favorite joke
tel kids I know to are the secret hoobs and
spices some pepper. But yeah, So we checked last year
for the highest rating KFC's around the country. I can
tell you that your favorite the one just around the

(14:30):
corner from you, where you float from your house up
to the drive through via the smell like Pepilar pew
Yes North Easterly AFFC Ponsbit is a three point four.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
The highest rated in Auckland is KFC fort Straight at
a three point nine. Yep, and then I.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Would have to go a little bit further south. I think,
let's chicken on Ashburton because.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
They were a four with they was at Chaiapoi and Ashburton. Okay,
they were running at four. What's is very impressive for
a KFC. I'm going to say that's all right, some
very very happy customers down that way if they're coming
in with three point nine and four there.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Are, although it's not coming up on my KFC. Ash
Burton is a four point zero.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
There we go, still maintaining that four.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah, still maintaining that four. It's impressed. Chiropoints someone's six
three on three four eight they con fact it's keeps
again his way around a CAFC. Best KFC in Auckland
is mit Ony Bay. Yeah, well I've been.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
To that one.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
KFC Kyapoy is still running a four point zero. There
we go, Yeah, good stuff. And if we go Miny Bay, yeah,
what's mine? Any bay that's considered KFC wins a park
three point two.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
My theory on.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
KFC's are the higher the traffic, the higher the volume
of food that they have to pump out, the better
it's going to be because the ingredients are fresher because
they're tuning through them.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
That's my theory. They get chicken fit, and I'm yeah,
they do get chicken fit. You know.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
The work is though, but then the ingredients stay fresh
as well. They're not sitting around in the warmers for
too long. Yeah, but sing that theory this afternoon, coming
up after six point thirty.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
You went to Jimmy Carr last night.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yes, I did. I've got a couple of observations about
us as comedy crowds, about Kiwis as comedy crowds. There's
a few weird things that we do that I've noticed
over multiple gigs.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Look forward to that. After six thirty is the Hiderchie
Breakfast Jerry and.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
The naiad Achy Breakfast six thirty one on the hard
Ache Breek first time for your latest sport headlines.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Thanks expert out to the BFA hair.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
New Zealand have triumphed for the first time in the
e T twenty cricket series against India, winning the fourth
match a dead Rubber by fifty runs.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Suck it.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
The visitors posted two fifteen for seven tim sifit top scored,
but sixty two off thirty six balls. In reply, the
hosts had advanced to one forty five for five in
the fifteenth over when Matt Henry got a follow through
fingertip to a straight blast. Oh what Sven Dube, the
non striker was run out while looking formidable, was sixty

(16:57):
five off twenty three deliveries. I saw that it was nice.
All piece of luck for New Zealand. They needed it.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah, suck it India, that's their World Cup up in Flames.
Put the house on New Zealand. It's all over. Did
rub a specialist and we always have been, and you
know they just would just showed showcase that again yesterday.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
Anick Center has beaten Ben Shelton in straight sets to
reach the Australian Tennis Open semifinals, his seventh straight Grand
Slam Last four appearance. He's gonna play Novak Djokovic. The
latter advanced after his quarter final opponent, Lorenzo Musseti retired
with an abductor injury while leading.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Two sets to love.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
That's heartbreaking. Isn't it for old Lorenzo. He's that come
from behind specialist. Though Novak Djokovic, I know, but you
you He'll spend the rest of his life thing and
what would have happened if I hadn't done my adductor,
which is one of those ones where it's very hard
to test for, Like if you can't be asked playing
footy on the weekend, that's sort of the kind of
the adductor strain is the kind of injury.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
You make up. Flexes will get a run as well.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
If you if you're like, oh, don't if I could
play this weekend coach, you got the hefleixer.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
You know, when you see words and you've heard them
said for the longest time, but you've never seen it,
Like did you hear how I read that abductor? I
to keep it, Yeah, but I've always thought it was abductor,
but it's an adductor.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Well I've never seen that. This is going to blow
your mind and make you feel better. There are abductors
and adductors. Oh yeah, one one moves your league one
way and one moves it back the other way. So
you're not wrong, Okay, Well you're not as wrong as
you thought you were.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Yeah, okay, I was wrong, you were. I thought it
was a typo and the.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
Black Foils have had a good look under the hood
to their damaged cat and the confident they'll be on
the start line for their home sale GP event next month.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
They an' got abliterated the other day they got they
got basically t boned.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Yeah, so they're smashed into Switzerland.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Yeah, or Switzerland smashed into them. But obviously a lot
of finger pointing as to whose fault it was.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
It's always Switzerland's fault.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yeah, they pound that.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
It's not it's a whole World War two we're neutral rubbish.
Where's the gold?

Speaker 4 (19:04):
It's been determined the structure of the boat's platform remains
intact and it will be treated as a repair job
rather than a replacements be treated as a hit job.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
It's going to be treated.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
As Last night fellows, I went to Jimmy Carr and
I made a couple of observations about us as a
concert going audience. Kiwis that is. I'll share those with
your next.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Jeremy Wells and the nice Stuart the Darchy breakfast.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
I went along to Jimmy Carr last night laughs. Funny,
I think is the name of the tour at the moment.
It's got two more nights, although it's not a Spark Arena,
two more gigs in Auckland, and I think what happened
was they sold out Spark Arena and we're like, oh,
hang on, could we sell this out again? But then
it's booked out, so now the somewhere else anyway, a
couple more gigs. That is the most people I've ever

(19:51):
seen a Spark arena gig before. So usually you know,
if you go to a concert, there's a stage at
one end that was all seating, which I don't think
I've ever seen before, because even for the Breakers, that's
like a corporate hospitality area.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Yeah, but for this there was seating. There were ten
thousand people in there last night.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
Che's that's a good haul. I think the only person
I've been to was Jerry Seinfeld who did that.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Yeah, right, and.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
A lot for a comedian.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Yeah, it was huge. And he performed in the middle
of like cinder court with a breaker's tip off and
you know, like a circular I think they call it
the round, you know, where he's walking around the stage
facing every different area.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Oh, Yeah, and.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
It was quite cool because that meant that almost there
were way more close seats. Yeah what I mean, everyone
felt really really close, and I actually felt probably too close.
We're about four or five rows back from the front
to where like I could have thrown I could have
spat my chewing gum on it.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
You know, I was that close.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Oh wow, And I was a little bit worried about that,
you know what I mean, you know, to be that
close to a comedian.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
Yeah, been cool though, doing crowd work in a ten
thousand crowd.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
He did heaps of it. Yeah, it was awesome. It
was really cool. He even because he's been in New
Zealand for about a week. Obviously we talked to him
before he came over here. You can go back and
listen to that podcast on our podcast feed. But yeah,
he's got a whole section of jokes about New Zealand.
Have a listen to us.

Speaker 9 (21:10):
I'm doing a thirteen city tour of New Zealand, which
is remarkable given you've only got three cities. I like
coming here because one of my best friends, a guy
I went to university with, was he's a key weing
and he moved back to run the family farm. I
hadn't seen him in like twenty five years. We've reconnected.
One out got drunk. Remember, I asked him how many

(21:32):
sexual partners have you had in your life? And he
started to count and he fell asleep. Yeah, it's a
sheep shaggy joke, but it's a bloody you're right.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
So he was incredible, and it was amazing to what obviously.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
You know, you know what you're getting into a Jimmy
Carr gig. But and he was incredible. It's great to see.
It's amazing to see anyone who's at that level of
whatever thing they do.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
There's no fluff, no no, no, just kind of casually
meandering your way through a story.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
It's just a machine gun of jokes. A yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Just it's tight, unrelenting, so funny, and every single one
of them like I'm going to remember that I need
to tell someone down the pub, and then the next
one comes and if you get the lastes.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Too many, you can't remember any of them.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
But I did notice a few things that I've noticed
before about us as Kiwi's when we go to concerts,
but also particularly comedy gigs, and one of them is
we are terrible hecklers, so we get a skinful and
we want to heckl but we lose confidence very quickly.
Like there was a guy behind me because Jimmy would

(22:31):
he stopped two or three times. There was like anything
anyone wants to talk about, and like called for people
to hicckle him, and there was a guy sitting behind man.
He yelled something out. I can't remember. It was something
like have you paid your taxes? You know, because he
had that text thing, and Jimmy wheels around. He says, sorry, mate,
what did you say there? He goes, nah, yeah, Jimmy's

(22:54):
oh no, I just wanted to know if you pa
It's not as good.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
The second time I confidence.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
There was another guy who was trying to yell something out,
but Jimmy Carr couldn't quite hear him, and then he
lost confidence and just sort of stopped saying it. That
was quite crack up. But one of the things that
I've had many times when I've been to comedy gigs
in New Zealand, and I don't know if it's a
New Zealand thing or not.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
The guy there was a guy sitting directly.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Behind me who was commentating the entire thing to the
people around him. So Jimmy Caw would make a joke
and he and then the guy sitting behind her, Yeah,
because I remember about the whole Prince Andrew No, yeah, no, yeah,
he was doing that.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
He was quantifying everything, yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
And explaining to the people around him that he understood
the joke. It was driving me insane. He was like commentating,
oh yeah, because remember when that it's like, dude, dude,
you don't have to or the other one.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
And this guy was doing it too.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Is I think because we don't as New Zealand as
we don't often go to stand up comedy gigs often
when you see it, they're so good at making you
feel like they're just riffing off the top of the head.
Done not They practice us every single night, and so
sometimes you'll see a Kiwi dude sit in there and
replying back to them as if it's a conversation. You know,
Oh yeah, yeah, they do do that.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
This is a performance.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
This is a conversation.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
Hey, this text on three for three Billbursi Key audiences
are hard because we don't laugh.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Yeah, we don't. I don't laugh at comedy gigs, not
out loud. I smile. Ben Hurley's got a great line
about this.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
He opens a lot of his gigs if he's seeing
something and he'll say, we the lights are darken here,
we can't hear you smile.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
So if you find something funny, laugh yeah. Yeah, And
we always shockers for that.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
I'm always laughing on the inside. Yeah, but just yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Yeah. But Zach that texts through City Bill Bird thinking
bombed and then meet some Mordience members later and they
rave about You're amazing.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
Yeah, that's a classic New Zealand. This is a Hidery breakfast.

Speaker 6 (24:51):
Jerry and Mini, the Hdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
So I see on Friday, ye at nine o'clock in
the morning, we are going to be the We're going
to be the only radio station in the world to
release the brand new single from Push Posh.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
The first radio station in the world, I'm sure for
the first of many. But I know you've been pulling
some strings behind the scenes. You know one of the
guys in Posh Posh.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
I do. I do?

Speaker 4 (25:17):
I know Mikey Havock obviously, And yesterday I did an
interview for seven Chart with the band Andy and Shane
also called Silver S I.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
L V I think a Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Well, You're right.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
He was a real babe in his time. It's still
a very good looking man. Silver.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
Actually, my first time ever meeting the rest of Posh.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Posh was yesterday.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
I've never met Andy, never met Silver, never met any
members of Posh Posh because I met Mikey at a
time it was like post Posh Posh and he very
much had distanced himself from that part of his life.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Yeah. He mentioned that when he came in and did
the podcast with us recently that he was just like
trying to separate the two sort of parts of his life. Yeah,
and now it sort of feels yeah, yeah, it's rotting
them back together. Have no clear example of that than
introducing you to the family.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
It was really nice because because these other guys Push
Push guys had known him since he was fourteen.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Do you think he's ashamed of you, Jeremy, I reckon.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
They looked at me, and I looked at them and thought,
at one stage he was ashamed. They've probably thought he
was ashamed of us, and I thought and the same time,
he was ashamed of.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Me and his little floozy. He's been running around everyone's talking.
I'll see her in the background of your foot as
I know you do.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Yeah, he probably just didn't want to sharing stories about him. Yeah,
that's which I understand. But it was really nice actually,
and sitting down and talking to those guys about that
moment in time where he's with his friends. They've just
been to high school, they're forming a band, all of
the energy and excitement around that, and then all of
a sudden they had a hat single yeah worth and

(26:53):
number one New Zealand, number one, six week number one
when number one's counted for something, Yeah yeah, And they're
talking about the moment that they found out and their
manager had one of those breck phones and someone called
them up and said, you know, push post and they're
on tour at time, and someone said, you know, you
guys are number one and they said.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
That was just a moment that they will all never forget. God. Yeah,
pretty cool moment.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
That's been with your mates. Also, you can toil the
Way as a band for years and never have it
hit single.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
I know.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
And I did ask them, I said, do you think
it was a blessing or a curse that you had
a single so quickly?

Speaker 3 (27:29):
So fast?

Speaker 4 (27:30):
And they said, I think they thought that it was
kind of both because what happens when what happens when
you have a number one? I mean, here's a band
nearly in your career.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
It's like a cricketer getting a sentry on debut. They're like, oh,
this is easy. I'm going to do this every time
I walk out hit a bat and this is the
rest of my life is doing this all the time.
You can go one of two ways, or you can
just go Look, I was lucky to get that one.
I'm going to enjoy it, but you know, I'm not
going to expect that it's going to happen again.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
Yeah, it's pretty tough when you get to the top
of the musical mountain in that situation.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
That's right. So anyway, Yeah, it was really good.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
It was great, great to chat to them and good
to see that chemistry and it still exists.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
So they'll be on our show on Friday.

Speaker 5 (28:10):
Yeah tomorrow is that to sorry? Yeah that's tomorrow because
today Thursday? Yeah, tomorrow Friday?

Speaker 3 (28:16):
Is that the way it works? Yeah, came before Thursday.

Speaker 5 (28:20):
I can't remember anymore.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Was it Wednesday? It was that last day? It was
the Wednesday is it Wednesday still this year.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
Before coming up after seven o'clock, we're going to be
chatting to Alan Davies, who's touring the country in July.
I believe comedian actor writer great New Zealander.

Speaker 6 (28:44):
Jerry and Mania the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Jerry and Mania joined the complaint the Hodaki Breakfast discussion
group on Facebook for.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
More, teaming up with Bunning's Trade to give you the
chance to win a work were prize.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Back and all you had to do was listening up
for the Cuter Car which just played, and then us.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
A call on the line. Now Marshall from christ here's
morning Marshall. How are you good?

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Mate?

Speaker 3 (29:05):
Yourself good? What do you do for a crust Marshall?

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Are currently doing dig outs on the foundations?

Speaker 7 (29:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (29:15):
Are you currently in a relationship Marshall? Yeah? I currently am?
Oh long broken? How long you've been in that relationship?
For five years?

Speaker 9 (29:26):
Now?

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Is that right? Years? How did you guys leet? If
you don't mind me asking.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
The old tinder met.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
You met at the library? Is what the okay feels
a bit creepy, doesn't it? Marshall? Congratulations? You want that
back to work prize pack? You guilty?

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Bloody easy, mad enjoy your day on the digger And
I was gonna say, Joey relationship, Yeah, this is.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
Why have we gone down?

Speaker 5 (30:03):
Don't know if that was a great angle year.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
Yeah, I'm just kind of interested.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
I decided that maybe when people call up, I need
to know their marriage. Yeah, And I just thought that
would be interesting for the listeners to know. And if
someone's single, immediately we can say you Marshall was single. Marshall,
if you were single, of course you're not.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
You've been together with your partner for five years and
after meeting on tender and are going to get married.
I'm sure have a happy life together and be together forever.
But he might cheat. You might, you might, do you reckon?
Marshal's the cheating type? Do you cheat, Marshall?

Speaker 4 (30:33):
I wouldn't have thought so, you wouldn't have thought.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
If you did, though, what kind of person would you
look at? Now? I'll let you go before we get
you into much trouble, Marshal.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
Good feel if we do have a single person, then
we can always say, look, here's a single person, and
we put them out to the group.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
I don't know. I don't know if we can just
screen everything that it comes through Jerry and get your single.
Let me remind you, Jerry, you're not.

Speaker 6 (31:00):
Jurry in the night the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
We all go through phases in life, you know. I
think that's fair to say that when you're younger, and
this is common with all humans. I think we all
go through phases. You know, when you're younger, you're partying
with gay abandon. Yeah, that goes through into your twenties.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
That's sort of with Zoe's operating at the moment.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
Yeah, it's a great time in your life, and then
no responsibility. Then a little bit later on most of
us start nesting.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
I'm sort of I'm still partying, but the gay abandon
is left.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Man. Okay, so you're in the you're just about you're
entering the nesting phase.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
I think I'm thinking I'm early doors nesting.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
Oftentimes the thing that follows that is having babies. Yeah,
and I've been through that, and then watching your kids
go to school and watching them go out into the
world and then become teenagers, and then you realize as
a person. I think this happens to all of us,
that we no longer have any sex appeal, even to
our own partner.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Oh, I think I've done these out of order.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
And then you get to my age, just about fifty,
and you accept your own mortality and you realize that
you probably only have thirty summers left on the earth,
which is actually a good thing because you know that
you've just got to go about your life and get
some stuff done and not worry so much.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Yeah, but what if the summers a crap like this summer?

Speaker 3 (32:17):
Wow? There's that.

Speaker 4 (32:18):
And then the other thing that we all realize at
some stage is that we try and work out what
to do with the trampoline that you bought your kids
that's sitting idle using up valuable space in your backyard. Yeah,
and I think this happens to pretty much every human
in their life.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
I know where yours is too. In your backyard that's
sort of prime like spa area.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
Wow, that's what i'd quite like. I really quite like
a sauna because this is also happening at this part
of my life when my joints are giving me issues.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
So I've but you've a normal trampoline, haven't you. But
to do that, I've got to get rid of the
trambling versa.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
As one of those Giant Spring free ones is really
good trampoline. My kids have used it, They've had a
great time on it. But sides, it's got the.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Gen Z safety side.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
Yeah yeah, And so what do you do? What I
knew how to put it up?

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Yep. But what happens when you want to get rid
of it?

Speaker 5 (33:16):
What sort of condition is the trampoline? And is it
worth selling making maybe one hundred and fifty.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Bucks off it?

Speaker 5 (33:21):
Is it worth there or is it just time to
go to the tip?

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Is that how much second end trampolines go for.

Speaker 5 (33:26):
It's one of those things where you almost like dollar reserve,
just come and pick it, just get it out of here.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Yes, but I've got a thing where I don't do
dollar reserve or free to pick up because of the
run around. Someone's gonna if they haven't paid for it,
they don't feel invested, so they'll deck you around when
they come to pack it up. I go minimum box
of beer if you want.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
If I'm going to get rid of it, even if
it costs me nothing.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
Yeah, I'd be probably happy with that. I just kind
of want the problem taken away.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Well, someone's text through because initially you said I've got
one hundred and fifty kilo problem in my backyard, sam
Tex through. So you can just ask your mother in
lawd to stop gardening. She might leave someone else. Is
what size is it? I'll take it. I've got an
idea for you, Jerry. What is the like first shot
that they use when they're reporting on a storm that's

(34:10):
come through in New Zealand. It's always an upturned trampoline
somewhere that it shouldn't be. Yes, storms are becoming more
and more frequent here in New Zealand. The next time
a storm rolls through, we'll just whip around and we'll
just biff your thing down the street and deny that
it was ever yours. And someone will be like, oh
bloody bog on loft, But I said half by down

(34:31):
the rock.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
Meanwhile, it's just Jerry's gotten rid of his.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
Tramp Yeah, I need to do something about it. So
I think it's got to be because I was thinking
about it. You've got to undo it to get rid
of it.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Oh god, you know.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
Because it's a big one. Yeah, it's a I don't
know how big it is. It's a big one. Yeah,
it's a big, free square thing.

Speaker 5 (34:50):
Is it able to be walked out of your backyard,
or doesn't need to be taken apart.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
Taking apart.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
So if someone turn up and take it apart for
you and then pass off of it, what's the deal there?

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Willing's to text through. He wants to test it, and
he also wants to know do you count it as
a mode of transportation off the back of yesterday's discussion
about what you've done on different modes of transportation.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
This is the Hurdarchy breakfast.

Speaker 6 (35:19):
Jerry Andman nine the Hierarchy breakfast.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
Time for the Hurdarchy breakfast. It's academic. We'll ask you
five questions. You've got to get three correct. Oh eight
hundred Hurdarchy. Oh eight hundred four to eight, seven to five.
That is the number to call right now.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Lines are wide open, so give us a call right now.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
One hundred and fifty dollars Bunnings voucher up for grabs.
This could be the most fruitful phone call that you
make this morning, so make it quick.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
Should we go to line five?

Speaker 4 (35:46):
I don't feel like we've ever spoken to Sam from
christ Church who manages a bakery.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
Morning.

Speaker 6 (35:50):
Sam, Yeah, good morning, How are you going good?

Speaker 3 (35:54):
Good? Thanks? Sam? What school did you go to a school.

Speaker 6 (35:57):
What do you want bri Mean's media which one?

Speaker 3 (36:00):
Let's go it's academic. Was all about high school? So
what about your high school?

Speaker 9 (36:04):
I went to Cheerley Boys High School.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Chilly Boys, big high school.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Isn't it?

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Decent size? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (36:11):
How many people we're talking?

Speaker 6 (36:12):
Twilve hundred absolute?

Speaker 3 (36:14):
Sam?

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Yeah, yeah, one hundred rap eggs.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Most strict teacher that you came across.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
Sam, Oh, it has to be has to be Miss Gray.
I'd say Miss Gray, okay, yeah, oh god?

Speaker 1 (36:32):
What did she teach as she taught?

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Man? Why is there always the maths teachers? Yeah? I know.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
I think that's the third math teacher. Then slagged off
on our radio station. Hopefully she's not listening. All right, Sam,
you've got five questions. You're gonna get three.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
Right.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
There's no passing, so if you don't know it, you
don't know it.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
Question number one for Sam from Surley Boys High School.
What was the name of Michael Jackson's nineteen eighty two
record breaking album really?

Speaker 3 (37:01):
Correct?

Speaker 4 (37:02):
What oceanized directly to the west of Australia?

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Correct? Who's the current Black Caps coach? Oh? Great? No?

Speaker 4 (37:16):
Who was the Prime Minister of New Zealand before David Longiy.

Speaker 6 (37:21):
Muldoon correct.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
As that it's as easy as that fifth question for
bonus points extra fix. But it's there are Sam Swedish
model Elin Nordgren was married to who between two thousand
and four and twenty ten.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Oh, that sounds like a tiger situation.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Sam, great work.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
One hundred and fifty dollars coming your way.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
It's as easy as that very brave whoever put the
who was the Prime Minister of New Zealand before David
Longie question in there? Because we just had a debarkle
about that yesterday, because technically there were a lot of
prime ministers before David long and we would have had
to accept any of them.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
Yeah, although you say who were the prime ministers of
New Zealand before David long.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Who was directly before? You'd say directly before.

Speaker 6 (38:09):
Here Jerry and Mania for the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Jeremy Wells and Manias Stewart. Find them on Instagram at
Hodarchy Breakfast Time for Jerry's Theories.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Yes, that's why it's an opportunity for you to get
into the mind of Jeremy Wells and tell us what
you think he thinks. The answer is to the next question.
Text through your answer three four eight's three closest to
the pin wins. In the past we have done questions
like and what you was the first.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
Backflip performed fifteen thirty five?

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Well, I mean that's what Jerry thought. Obviously there's no
way to tell. No, that's the whole point is. You
can't google this. Yeah, impossible, But you thought it was
the first person to ever do a backflip was probably
a court jester, I felt.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
Someone who was performing in Hampton Court, Henry the eighth
sort of time.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
How many sexual partners is Jerry think Mania's had?

Speaker 3 (38:57):
I had eleven?

Speaker 1 (38:58):
What percentage of the popular does Jerry think of joined
the mile High club list than one percent?

Speaker 3 (39:03):
Less than one percent? Yeah? How many power poles does
Jerry think there are in the South Island? Yeah? I
enjoyed that one.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
Actually, I thought that was I went to eight hundred
and seventy one thousand or something.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yeah, that's such a big number. I actually have no
idea whether I agree with you or not.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
That's a very very hard one to work out.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Yes, so this this game is a little bit complex
until you wrap your head around it and then it's very,
very simple. We asked Jerry question. He's not going to
tell us his answer. We want you to take through three,
four eight three what you think he thinks. The answer
is going to be last week, at what age does
Jerry think most people stop being able to do a
cart will?

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Yeah? I thought fifteen.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
About the fact that you actually can't do a cup.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
You could never do a cart with I've never been.
I mean it depends on what you call a cartwhell.

Speaker 4 (39:44):
I would say cart where you've got to get above
the ninety Yeah, I agree, And I couldn't get above
the forty five.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
No.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
And while you were talking about that, actually Big Sandy's
did a cartwill in the background, So for her, she's
never lost the ability to do it. And so this
morning the question for Jerry's theories is what percentage of kiwis?
What percentage of kiwis does Jerry think have made love
at work?

Speaker 4 (40:12):
Yes, So there's a number of things to consider obviously here. Firstly,
the percentage of New Zealanders who are at a working age.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
The other thing I guess I've got to take into
consideration is retirees who are no longer at a working
age but who have made love at work?

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Yes? The other thing I think you may want to
consider is how many people make love for work.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
I didn't even think of that.

Speaker 5 (40:37):
Yeah, okay, you would know Jerry Cricket helmet.

Speaker 4 (40:41):
Oh, that's right, I have. I've I mean, I've both
made love. Would you say that when I did make
love to a sex worker on television as part of
the Havoc Luxury Sweets and Conference Facilities show, because we
were doing a it was a decriminalization of six work special,

(41:04):
would you say that that's me making love at work?
Was that a work environment? I wasn't a brothel.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Yeah, well to eat your work, and it wasn't at
my work. Yeah, but you were at work.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
Example, I never made love on TV and Z before that.

Speaker 5 (41:17):
You were in the field, which is part of your job.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Yeah. Yeah, but it's not at work. It's an important distinction.
But I was working.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
You were at work. You were a man at work,
but you weren't in your place of work.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
My place of work. See.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
I kind of feel like it needs to be your
places work and you need to be working at the
same time.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Okay, Because there's a couple of ticks coming through at
the moment. Does making love on a work trip count?

Speaker 4 (41:41):
I would say no, Okay, No, I'm going to say
no because otherwise I may go The figures are going
to be the numbers are going to.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Be huge, Okay, and a resounding questions come through from
the hadak you high mind. Fifteen people have text it
the same thing through. Does making love to yourself at workout?

Speaker 3 (41:56):
No? No, I'm going to sit there.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
No, self love does not care. It has to be
with another individual. I mean some industries, that's the other thing,
are are particularly conducive to love making?

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Some aren't. Yes, I mean in the media it's rife.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
You go into those toilets of ours, Oh my god,
it's shocking.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Yeap for shoes all facing the same direction. I've seen
that before.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
I know, group love making at work? Who would have
thought immediate bunch of horn dogs.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
I've discussed shocking.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Absolutely discussed.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
So I'm going to crunch some numbers during the song
three four eight three, or you can give.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Is a call if you ready want to. We'd love
to hear you working as well.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
Closest number in terms of percent, when's a fifty dollars
Bunnings voucher? Yeah, I'm looking for the percentage of kiwis
that I think have made love at work.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Jerry's brain is wirring.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
I can say it during work hours, Jerry.

Speaker 6 (42:54):
And Midnight the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
We're currently trying to work out where you're currently trying
to work out what I think The answer to this
question is what percentage of kiwis do I think have
made love at work?

Speaker 3 (43:05):
A couple of interesting points raised on three four eight three.
Keep the text coming through closest to the pen wins this.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
I'd say thirty three percent rights this text that many
people are working from home, got home on the clock?

Speaker 3 (43:16):
Still got lucky? Do Zach con No, it doesn't.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
And so just so everyone can can get closer to
the pin I think working from home, I think it's
got to be your place of work, and that's that's
the place. And I would quantify that by saying that
that is the place where a physical parcel would be
sent the address that a physical parcel would be sent
if it was sent to your place of workness it

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wouldn't get sent to your home.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
No, it's a tough criteria because a lot of people
you know, work around the country. You know what I mean. So,
for example, this person I was a flight attendant for
ten years and so on board and in hotel rooms,
high percentage there.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
No, I don't think that's fair. I think on the
plane you'll accept. On bile will accept that your place
of work, if.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
You're a flight attendant is a plane, Okay, even though
I understand that you are going away for your work.
But if you take that into account, then for example,
we do a lot of traveling. A lot of people
in the media do a huge amount of traveling, and
you check quite a lot of exactly a lot of
action in those situations.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
Yeah, that doesn't count.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Six through on three four eight three their guests is
one point five percent, which I can confirm includes former
Prime Minister Helen Clark chairs well really allegiedly Okay, allegedly
someone else said, I want to say, Jerry thinks one
point three percent more than on a plane, but not
as many as you would expect.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
Yeah, that was me a one percent for planes. I
also need to take into account the current unemployment figures
because because obviously we can't count those.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
People, well, they may have made love and.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
Then the part if I guess if they were employed
at some stage.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
Yeah, seasonal workers. He also tradees. I mean a lot
of people have seen tradees. No tradees are having six work.
I don't know about that. Nothing you find that hot
underfloor insulators are real horn dogs.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
They just don't tell anyone.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Well, how about this made love to a painter on
a portoloo on site? Wouldn't recommend, so you know it's happening.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
How about on the how about on the farm? Lads,
that's your place of work.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
That is your place of work, and a lot of
people live with their partner on the farm.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
That's okay.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
Well I didn't even consider that, to be honest, this
is a bit of an issue.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
I might need to rethink my number. You want to
bump that up a little bit?

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Well, maybe a lot of texts coming through about the farmers.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Yeah, I reckon, I need to take that into account.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
Okay, I need to change I didn't think of that changing.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
I'm changing okay. Oh no, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
What percentage of people a change it?

Speaker 3 (45:46):
If you? Ye, I need to change it.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Another text through, What about sales reps in the back
of their twenty twelve hold in Commodore station wagon. That's
technically their office.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Yes, it is. It is. I believe that it is
your office.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
And you'll accept that as well.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Pacific, I think that's your office. And if you're a sales.

Speaker 4 (46:05):
Would you get a parcel delivered to your No?

Speaker 1 (46:09):
You would to love as park in the showroom, you would, Okay?

Speaker 3 (46:11):
So no?

Speaker 1 (46:11):
What about former cruise ship work? A lots of love
making it my place of work. I just happened to
live there as well.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
Yeah, and the other things.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
You wouldn't get a passil delivered to a plane if
you were a flight attendant, would you know?

Speaker 3 (46:22):
I've got a question for you, Jerry. What about truck drivers?

Speaker 5 (46:25):
Because they wouldn't get a parcel delivered to that, but
they spend.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
A lot of time up with the parcel. All right,
So do we wanna do you wanna?

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Should we? Should we put a pin in this come
back after a little bit of coins of the start
age and unveiled Jerry's number and who was closest to.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
The parent spend a lot of stories come through Farmhouse
is a dwelling, hay shed and tract account.

Speaker 6 (46:56):
Jerry in the night the breakfast.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
We embroiled in another Jerry's theories, The theory today is
what percentage of kiwis does Jerry think have made love
at work? This has been revelatory. We've pulled the curtain
back on New Zealand's workplace habits and it's disgusting, quite frankly,
what I'm seeing around here embroiling former prime ministers in this.

(47:19):
There's a lot of a lot of reaction to you
saying that trade's no good Jerry. Someone said twelve point
six percent, I have I'm a trade.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
What about?

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Can I get a shout out for Lynn Brown and
the Nazi far to a room?

Speaker 3 (47:35):
See, I would say that's a place of work.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
Yeah, that is a place of work, a surprising place
of work. But I'm told that that Nahti far to
A room was particularly sexy.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Yeah, of how it's been renamed?

Speaker 3 (47:46):
Did you know that? No?

Speaker 4 (47:47):
Yeah, Naarti far To. We weren't happy about what happened
to in that room. It's true, it's been changed. The
name has been changed, Is that right?

Speaker 3 (47:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (47:55):
The six I'm revising my guests from one point three
to three point four to five percent, it's half of
six point nine? Nice? How about real estate agents and
vacant houses? Wow, as a photographer, I've stumbled across a
few horn dogs sneaking out.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
Well, I suppose like when the when nature calls, you know,
just sometimes just get swept away in the moment. That
my experience is that what when magical is just sometimes
something happens, doesn't it?

Speaker 3 (48:23):
But a magic happens?

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Listenless as you go on clarification, does it have to
be between two and more people including animals? Would really
bump up that farman?

Speaker 3 (48:32):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (48:33):
Firstly, no, not with the animals, so I didn't think
of that. And it it does have to be between
two or more people.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
Okay, I mean if we're getting into how many how many.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
Group six situations have happened and work around New Zealand,
I mean we're talking some very low figures there, I imagine,
and work hours.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
So Jerry, would you like to unveil your answer and
then we will get our winter on. Yes, I was
a much lower percentage, can I just say?

Speaker 4 (49:00):
And then I raised it when I started thinking about farmers, yes,
and a lot of people working rurally, because yeah, if
you think about how many percentage of New Zealand as
farmers I have arrived at and I know this might
seem high, but take into account all the people living
on farms is I've arrived at I believe seven point

(49:20):
nine percent of New Zealanders the total population have made
love at work.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Which means the closest answer to the pin at one
percentage point away is Ollie, who gets eight percent. Good morning, Olie,
congratulations makee you are closest to the pin. Do you
want to walk us through your thought process?

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Yeah? Morning boys? How you Yeah, well, I just thought, oh,
I couldn't be quite ten percent. You know, I haven't
seen it on site.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Myself, but there's definitely a few horn dogs out there.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
So yeah, I tell you, Oli, just because you haven't
seen it doesn't mean it hasn't happened.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah too. Right, but nah, I throw
on a solid e see it just a bit of
a gamble and she paid off.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Yeah, you got right inside the mind of Jeremy.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
Well's there. Congratulations right, yea good on. I'll meet you
on the disabled toilet in a couple of minutes, Jerry, mate, congratulations.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
The best way to catch up on what you missed
The Hurarchy Breakfast radio show podcast.

Speaker 6 (50:21):
Jerry and Midnight The Hurtarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
So Finance Minister Nicola Willis is locked in a date
for Budget Day and said cost savings will again be
a key feature of this year's budget.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
And people love cost savings and a budget. Who doesn't
love a good old cost saving budget.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
So my partner is so focused on savings, she will
buy something because there's a bigger saving, even if it's
a more expensive product than another one, because she's in
her mind saving more. And I always say to her,
you don't save money, to say, you spend.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
That's so true, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
But if you see fifty percent off, yeah, but it's
actually still more expensive than the other thing you were
going to buy. But for some reason, people are like,
I'm going to buy it.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
It only works in a supermarket. Yeah, discounts only work
in supermarkets, you know, when you get something that's the
normal price and then there's some kind of super savior deal.
But if you're going out of your way and you
don't actually have to buy.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
It, yeah, oh yeah, it's fifty percent of counterford not
to buy it.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Are they still doing coupon books?

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (51:22):
Do you remember those coupon books? And you just have
to physically cut them out. My grandma was Bogne man
go down.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
New with the bloody coupons. There were some good savings
to be had.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Can I tell you guys.

Speaker 5 (51:31):
I went into Briscos the other day because I needed
a kettle, and I accidentally went in on a day
they didn't have a sale, and it blew my mind.
Everything was suddenly so expensive, and I could see the
posters that they'd taken down from the sale from the
day before. It was forty percent off in the store,
and I was like, I'm coming back next weekend because
I am giving you one hundred ninety bucks for a kittle.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
So you reckon next week in the sale?

Speaker 5 (51:53):
What's white next week?

Speaker 3 (51:54):
In Okay?

Speaker 5 (51:55):
So we can hold out?

Speaker 3 (51:56):
Don't they do for a year or something? In Brisco's? Nah?
Is it twice?

Speaker 1 (51:59):
I reckon as most of the year. I feel like
there was a radio show that had commandments around this
shop at Briscoes when they're not having a sale. Similar
thing to a rebel sport. Anyway, this time a year
is a time to reflect on things like budgets. I
sat down with my long suffering partner the other night
and we put together a bit of a.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Budget that's responsible, I know, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (52:22):
And I looked at it and I was like, whenever
we do this, you sit through, sit there and you.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
Go mortgage, groceries, petrol water.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
You have a look at all of the things that
the subscriptions that you're paying for that you're like, oh yeah, Disney, we.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
Didn't know we were paying for that one. Oh yeah.
It can go one of two ways. These conversations that.

Speaker 4 (52:41):
Can bring you together, yes, and you can share in
a common goal, or sometimes there's some finger pointing and
people can get isolated and it can drive you apart.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
I've got a solution for that that I'd like to
share with you.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
And I'm pretty sure I've shared this before, but I've
shared it with young shooters out in the office as well.
Let me put you on game called the slide groging account.
And I have one and my partner has one as well,
and so we run a joint account. But then each
of us has our own sliggroging account which the other
person can't see. We know, like in the budget, we
just put it down as an expense. X amount of

(53:14):
money a week goes into my sliggroging account, X amount
goes into hers.

Speaker 4 (53:18):
Okay, is it the same amount that goes into both
of your slog groging account or because you drink more,
does more going and you are larger, does that more
go into your account?

Speaker 3 (53:28):
Yeah? It has waited on a kilogram base.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
It's on a fair caligram basis. And actually to that
end as well, our savings account I can't see because
you know me sitting here, the version of me that
writes out budgets wouldn't spen descend out of that. Once
I've had a couple of beers and i can see
the savings account, I'm like fellas it is on me
for the rest of the night.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
So we've removed that temptation.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
That's out of there, and then I can only use
the SLI groging on that and once that's gone, that's gone.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
Have you got an overdraft facility on your slow griding account? Unfortunately,
I do it quite Handy's under that, I've got an idea,
and that is every year you lose your credit card,
so get you know you might have a credit card
with a particular number, start again, so it cost you
fifteen bucks to get a new credit card, an actual
physical one, and break that in half so that you've

(54:18):
lost it and immediately get a new one, and it'll
ask you if you want your same number or you
want a new number, go with the brand new credit
card with the new number, because then immediately all of
the accounts, all of the subscriptions will get in touch
with you within seconds and they'll be like and at
that point you can all of a sudden, it's like
it's like a bonfire, and then you're lighting the bonfire

(54:39):
and outcome the rats. And then you can work out
the kind of the rats that you want to keep
his pits and then the rats that you want.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
To shoot A brilliant idea.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Okay, well that's but a financial literacy for you. Slide
dragon account, cut your credit card in half, look for
the rats.

Speaker 6 (54:53):
Jerry and Mania the hod Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 4 (54:56):
So tell you what, Maniah and Ruder, I am absolutely
hanging out for horse. You know, while back, we were
chatting to Charlie from Flavor. Yeah, off the back of
the fact that there was a par par Park bakery
Worch had been fined and had their horsepies taking off

(55:19):
the menu.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
Yes, apparently illegal horsey. Yeah, apparently you can't just grab
any old horse off the street, nag and wake it
into a pie. Is that right? Can you do that
with cattle though? Or do you have to do you
have to register yourself as a well you can home kill,
but then can you then go on and on sell that?
Probably not.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
I don't know that.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
I don't know. Yeah, but I'm hanging out for horse.

Speaker 4 (55:40):
I'm hanging out so much that I found myself used
to do on track site salivating. Yeah, just sort of
flicking through having a look at some of those horses, like,
oh god, that looks good.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
That horse number six, no good at running, but I'll
tell you what it looks like some good eating so lean. Yeah,
are you slow cooking? Apparently this is what Charlie is
telling us. And we bumped into Charlie out in the
kitchen itt that we share with the radio station that
you may know as Flavor.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
And we said ironic, really, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
Yeah, we said the Charlie there you going with that horse?
You usually need to get us some of that horse
and and he said, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
It's the problem is, as we've found out, sourcing it
sourcing the horse.

Speaker 4 (56:18):
Yes, sour the horse, of course is actually literally sourcing
the horse or is it sourcing s.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
O U R. C.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Well, in order to s a U c E the horse,
you need to so you are c the horse and
that's where the bottom necker is. The other thing is
he needs is mum to cook it. So he needs
to source it, then get his mum to source it
and then he can bring it in for us. So
he's he's aiming for tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
But there's a few moving parts. Okay.

Speaker 4 (56:47):
Do we know where these horses are coming from? I mean,
they're not kind of manaware horses that are killed or anything.
What are they x race es that haven't made the cradle?
Where where are these horses coming from?

Speaker 1 (56:58):
These are all great questions. I suppose we'll have an
answer for you tomorrow. But yeah, that's where that's where
we're at the moment, as we're aiming for tomorrow. But
there's a few moving.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
Parts, okay.

Speaker 4 (57:08):
And should we have another listen to Rhoda's horse song
that he made just the other night, because I think
where I heard it and I kind of just heard
it through one ear rather than two.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Do we go check out lloy Horsey Pie, which is
horse pie.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
Everyone's been talking about it, so gets see how ghosts
there's a massive rhine already top.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
T This is a loyal horsey piek a horse pine
even though pups are here broll, even though pups are
here to try on that pies.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
I saw him walking in.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
Beeling along thans, So well we'll go get to the bakery.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
For some for some for sun. Wasn't much left.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
Today, just one saying Lloyd, who say so, let's get
it to try.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Gona try tasty.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
From why.

Speaker 4 (58:15):
From some guy random guld find judge.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
I'm going to try to mouth it out and see
how good it is.

Speaker 6 (58:36):
Jerry and midnight, hold I keep breakfast.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
I want to tell you two things, uh Jerry Ruder listeners.
The first will not surprise you at all, but the second, mate,
The first is that I went to the gym yesterday.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
Now that will surprise no one. Oh my god, you
when are you not at the gym? You might as well.
You might as well get an apartment at the gym.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
I don't just wake up like this, all right, this
is earned.

Speaker 4 (58:56):
Have you thought about just not paying rent at your house? Yeah,
and just living on the treadmill or maybe living on
the bench press or.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
Yeah, I could sleep on the bench press, sleep walk
around a good place to shower, as well. One of
the great places. There's a heavy air in the showers
at the gym I go to. I will say that
is there a lot of lingering in a lot of
room is swelling around. But anyway, that's not the surprising part.
None of that's surprising or shocking. But what happened yesterday
while I was at the gym did shock me. This

(59:27):
is the first time this has happened before.

Speaker 3 (59:29):
I was.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Under a heavy set of shoulder press is just sitting
down on seated. It just means you can't sort of
cheat with the legs a little bit. You just gonna
engage the core and you're really working on a machine
or just with freeway dumbells and so yeah, we were
talking wrap around the twenties.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
Jeez, bro, those shoulders are going to be massive. You're
going to get injury if you keep doing that.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Well, I just about it intoed myself yesterday because all
of a sudden, I just was hit with this foul
smell like a fall on It smelt and even felt
like somebody had let rip right beside my head.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
That's what it felt like it was like.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
But when I turned around, there was no one honestly,
because I was mid set, so you're stuck underneath the weight,
so you can't really move. And I was like, when
I put these down, if I turn around, there's some
foul gets next to me, like there'll be words. Had
put them down around no one there, and I was like,
I don't think they crop dust to me, because I
would have known if they had to come walking past. Okay,

(01:00:33):
I look over in the corner of the room. They've
got these giant industrial fans that are about six feet tall.
This guy had gone into what he thought was the
corner of.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
The gym to just.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Let off a little quiet one away from anyone else.
It was pretending, but he had farted straight into an
industrial fan that had then blasted a jet stream.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
Of his fart across his fecal particles into the nostrils
of about six people sitting on benches alongside me. Wow.
And I looked over and I could see this guy's like,
I know what you've done. I know you've done.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
You thought you'd found a quiet little corner of the
gym where you could commit your sin, you know, in privacy,
and then it's just gone straight into this giant fan. Yeah,
and so yeah, did it help you left more weight.
I got through a set pretty quickly. I'll say that.

Speaker 6 (01:01:26):
Jerry in the night the Holdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
So they had you readfast Hairs. A Facebook page it's
called the Conclave. You can go on there and shed
away comment on things that we do on the show.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Yeah, it's a good it's a good mirror held up
to the show over now and then, because we had
a post in the just yesterday saying not just a
few callers and guests referring to Jerry after Mania had
said something or answering one of Mania's questions, as if
Jerry had asked it, don't worry a Manica, I see
you brother, you are here.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
I also have experienced that a couple of times.

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
We had one the other day with Michael Mora and
for some reason he thought that he was just talking
to me. But I did say when we were off here,
when we said hello, time, I said Jerry and I.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
Talked to him. Yeah, I introduced myself and I and
I think what he's notices. There was there was another
one recently where I had asked a question and they
just went, that's a great question, Jerry, and that Honestly,
this's something that's that happens quite a bit. Like, for example,
we went down for a promo to a shop that
opened last year and they wanted to give us an

(01:02:31):
item from their shop each and Jerry had arrived early,
and then I arrived a little later on and the
guy was like, he's giving me the look like, hey,
we're not actually opened right now, or like, does Jerry
take a security guard.

Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
There was a moment when I came to pay and
then they said no, no, you don't need to pay them,
and I put it up there and then they wrecked
it up.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
I took a light.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Yeah, I just wanted to say it has been noticed.
It does. You're not gonna like when you've got someone
on the line, You're not gonna.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
Like, what do you say? Maybe our voices are quite similar. Yeah,
I think that may be.

Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
They're certainly not that different. No, and that's a bit
of a problem.

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
Obviously.

Speaker 4 (01:03:17):
People know who I am already, and people know my voice.
So I would say, if our voices are a little
bit maybe, just I think maybe you should change.

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
You've already got the voice, so I've got to find you. Well,
I got a thirty year broadcasting career.

Speaker 4 (01:03:31):
You're more of a new You're not exactly a new
kid on the block, but certainly not thirty a thirty
year vetron.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
So I gotta find a new voice.

Speaker 4 (01:03:38):
Yeah, maybe an accent, or maybe just go a little
bit like, maybe can you come in twenty percent more bro?

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
If you just give me thy percent more bro.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
You know, there was a period of my life where
I was doing like auditions for ads because they pay
really well, and I started noticing that all of the
casting directors sounded like you did just said like, I
don't know if you read the description of the character,
could you your.

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
Voice doesn't seem to match your skin color. We thought
we were getting something quite number that's running.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
Did I see the guys the cat? And then I
see the role of the Oh my god? Why am
I only getting auditions for KFC as and or as
a bouncer?

Speaker 4 (01:04:18):
You should say them, this is South Island brown. Yeah,
this is a different type of brown.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
We exist too, We just don't get put onto either.

Speaker 5 (01:04:24):
Could we maybe to get you to do a stutter
or a lisp or some sort of speech impediment. Do
you think that would differentiate you guys enough?

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
Yeah? Perhaps people love a stutter.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
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Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
Earlier on the show Fellas this morning, we were talking
about all right, Jesus.

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
Rack hell, who did you rip that song exactly? How
do you rip that? In part?

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Off?

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
Everybody by the sounds of it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
A train pulling into the station in the eighteen.

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
Fifty only original thing that they ever did.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
What I'm off the playlist?

Speaker 4 (01:04:57):
Man, I know I started to cancel them, but it
kills I want to kill them.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
We were talking earlier on this morning about how much
Pearl jamsucks and the budget that's coming out, and we
were talking about our own budgeting tips.

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
Mine was the sly groging.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
Account, where by an amount of money a week is
set aside for your own personal spending. The name is
pretty self explanatory.

Speaker 4 (01:05:19):
And it should have an overdraft facility in your situation
linked to it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
Yeah, which is hazardous to my financial health.

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
That's funny.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
It should be noted as a side note. When we
applied for our mortgage to buy the to buy a house,
they go through all of your accounts and they can
see I've got a it's literally my app called sly
grog in account.

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Yeah, there's a picture of doctor Phil throw on a
shucker as and the mortgage. The bank was just like okay,
and do you just want to and so what's this
account here?

Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
And why is it two three hundred dollars in the negative?
So I just one more question about this sly grogging account.
Does it build up? Let it build up?

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
I mean I don't, but.

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
I could.

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
I haven't yet. I treated as a target, not a limit.
But anyway, so yeah, we were talking about that earlier
on in the show, and someone takes it in. On
a related note, on three four A three had a
friend in the UK that had a secret drinking account
where he put bonuses and that kind of stuff in there.
Due to a few changes at work and him moving

(01:06:31):
you away, he went from four pint lunches a few
times a week to only on special occasions. He couldn't
tell his wife about the account, so he kept it quiet.
When it got to about seven pounds after eighteen months,
he decided to tell her he'd been saving for a
surprise family trip to Disney World. That is brilliant.

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
I've been saving all this time. Yes, that's why I
wanted you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
To know something wise and look, I've gotta be honest.
You know, it can be hard having a joint account
when you want to try and plan surprises or say,
for example, an engagement ring.

Speaker 6 (01:07:01):
You know, Jerry and Midnight, the hot Ikey Breakfast, Jerry
and Mini, the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
Beck You're up next, Welcome in the studio.

Speaker 10 (01:07:14):
Thanks guys.

Speaker 4 (01:07:15):
I believe you're going to be chatting about Sweetwater's nineteen
eighty two.

Speaker 10 (01:07:19):
Yeah, this day in nineteen eighty two. It was one
of the biggest in the first kind of big music
festivals to hit New Zealand. Amazing lineup.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
Yeah, yea, who are we talking?

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
Because we're talking here. I'm having a lot here.

Speaker 4 (01:07:31):
The Mockers, Midnight oil Men at work, some great Aussie
chopping wood, Battler's Guard on the Cold Chisel, Wow, Ultravox
screaming Memis.

Speaker 3 (01:07:43):
I've never heard of the Knobs, but that's a great name.
Mental is anything Blam blam blam Herbs, the Angels. I mean,
what a lineup that is.

Speaker 10 (01:07:53):
It would have been incredible and that was kind of
that set the tone and set the bar for music
festivals going forward from then. I mean it was only
it's weird to think about it, but only seventeen years later.
It was like the gathering and things like that, which
at the time felt like Sweetwaters was decades ago.

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:08:09):
I went to the reboot in nineteen ninety nine that
didn't quite boot, and they tried to turn it on
quite weak, but graantly Buffalo played. I remember that, and
it was the last time I ever saw head like
a whole play and boogab Beasley was dressed in a
nineteen seventy three Elvis suit.

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
Yep. I love that and man, that guy was a
great performer. Powerful. Yeah, and I saw a lot of
people also caked in mud.

Speaker 9 (01:08:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:08:36):
It kind of goes hand in hand with any festival.
The first Sweetwaters Festival it rained, there was chaos. I
remember pretty much every festival have been too, there's been
mud and you can't tell if it's Portavloo run off mud.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
Oh you know that is the hallmark of a New
Zealand festival, isn't it?

Speaker 5 (01:08:52):
Absolutely Something that really worries me about the Sweetwater's lineup.

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
I see that it was spread out over four days.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
Yeah, it was a four day long festival, simply too long.

Speaker 5 (01:09:01):
And we're like near Narwai. Is that right somewhere like that?

Speaker 10 (01:09:05):
It was a poky.

Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
Oh yeah, but Friday Jan twenty nine, Gen thirty, Gen
thirty one and Feb one. I wonder if Anniversary weekend
was it year or something? Maybe four days?

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Man, she's she's tough, sliding in it.

Speaker 10 (01:09:23):
It would have been good though, because it was no
social media back then. Were just you were just in
it for the moment and amazing just saying all of
those bands I don't think would ever have anything like
that again.

Speaker 4 (01:09:34):
Nah, And it's kind of well, bands are not really
a thing anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
Nah. Yeah, individual artists, DJs, etcetera.

Speaker 10 (01:09:43):
But I'm starting going to go see iggy pop and
joint yet tonight. So tonight about that?

Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
I enjoy that? Yeah, well, enjoy show back.

Speaker 10 (01:09:50):
Thanks guys than for coming in.

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