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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
Best way to catch up on what you missed The
Hurdarchy Breakfast Radio show podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Welcome along to the Hurdarchy Breakfast. It's Wednesday, the twenty
eighth of January. Geez, January's nearly over, twenty twenty six.
My name's Jeremy Wells. This is Mynia, Stuart.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Morning, Jerry Morning, Ruder Wanning, Zoe Out, and Sheer b Ji.
You may know the ampac. Both of you will know
the answer to this question. When does the school holidays finish?
That they finished?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Wow? Funny say that?

Speaker 4 (00:28):
Man?

Speaker 1 (00:28):
I my daughter went back to the school.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeares today?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Say right, my son goes back to school today?

Speaker 5 (00:33):
Really well, my kids are a bit younger than yours,
and they go back next Wednesday, and they have like
two days before white tangy day. Oh that's each musing,
that's a weird one. But that's when they're going back.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Because I've just noticed lately on my social media a
lot of parents starting to post something along the lines
of when the hell do these school holidays finished? Sure,
my god, can this be over?

Speaker 6 (00:56):
So I don't know jurry.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Your kids are a little bit older than that that
that torture.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yeah, sure, because if you've got kids, particularly if they've
had exams or anything at remember last year, we're talking
to November, yeah, I mean early November. Yeah, for NCA
level one, it's over in sort of November the fifth
or the sixth. They don't go back to.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Brutal And then what are you supposed to do as
appearing you god burn all you leave here or try
and fogus something now to then pay for them to
go to some program.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
It doesn't work, No, I can tell you that much.
It's a very difficult juggle.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Yeah, we've invented the system where you've got to work
forty hours a week just to pay for forty hours
of child here a week.

Speaker 6 (01:39):
It's like circular makes no sense.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
I was thinking about another thing yesterday actually, because I
was thinking about we're just about January's just about over. Yeah,
and there's only that means ten and a half months. Yeah,
before we break out.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
I can't wait. And we'll take a week ago somewhere
around the country in the middle of that month if
you're from Canary, one week of those in July. Iby
and FIGIs welcome along to the.

Speaker 7 (02:06):
Show, Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
I'll be getting in the kitchen this last month that
I've had a breakthrough. I've had a massive breakthrough in
my cooking ethos, my approach to cooking, and subsequently the
results of my cooking have gone up tremendously. And to breakthrough,
it's something that I probably everyone knows by the time
they leave home, but has only come to.

Speaker 6 (02:29):
Me at about the age of thirty five.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
I'm looking forward to finding out what this.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Is for me. I've always whenever I'm cooking anything, like
let's use a steak for an example, simple example, I'm
always looking for the one sitting on my oven or
whatever implement I'm using, that's just going to nail it
first go and they don't have to look at it.

Speaker 6 (02:48):
Like so I will just be like as eight as at.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Seven is at nine on my element, they just chucked
that bitch on the and go sit on the couch.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Ok.

Speaker 6 (02:54):
Then I'll come back.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
It'll either be taking too long or it'll be burned,
but we'll try sex next time then and then I
come back.

Speaker 6 (03:01):
Yeah, And I've realized that that's that's not how it works.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
And this is probably a metaphor for life in general.
But you've got to attend it the entire way through.
You can't just chuck that badge on a walk away
and go back and hope that it's there. Wow, you've
got a slave away over the stove and you know,
remain locked in.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
So hold on for a second. So for the last
I mean, you probably weren't cooking when you're a kid,
but I mean for the last twenty odd years, you've
just been chucking that batch on sex in nine nine
or whatever somewhere in the higher mid higher registers between
one and ten, and then just walking back and sitting

(03:41):
on a couch walk out.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
I might walk out the house, even got a shower
or something.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
So is there anything that's led to this revelation or
is it just by accident?

Speaker 3 (03:51):
You found out.

Speaker 6 (03:53):
Just by accident?

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah, I just really really locked on the other day
and I was like, oh right, okay, because you know,
you think about things like if you've got like one
of those rice cookers, even nowadays with the air friers,
they are just sitting forget you chuck that bitch and
and then you walk away, and then then it comes right,
but now it turns out you've actually just got to
attend to it. So you treat everything like a slow cock. Yeah,

(04:14):
you treat everything like a slow cocker. Yeah, okay, I
mean like a dish wash.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Just a question for you. I mean, because obviously, you know,
when you're cooking, you look up to your role models,
and you look at the at the professionals, and you know,
you go to a restaurant. When was the last time
you saw a ship at a restaurant? Just so of
chuck a stake on sex and then just sort of
hang out with the customers, wandering around, you know, in
and out of the toilet, maybe having a beer at
the bar.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Oh yeah, but that's like watching Lebron James go between
the legs and dunk backwards.

Speaker 6 (04:44):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
I look at that and I go, I can do that.
I'll just do my version of it.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Well, your version of basketball would be sort of the
game starts basketball, then you go hang out in the crowd,
go out, get a hot dog.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Throw the ball in the air, and I'll go and
get a hot dog, and then I'll come back and
it bitter be in the hoope, bitter be in the
bloody hoop, go and do something else. I think this
speaks brought more broadly to my attitude towards all household implements.
Like we've talked about before. I won't rinse my plates
before I put them in the dishwasher, because that's the
dishwasher's job.

Speaker 6 (05:11):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
I'm not going to do the dishwasher's job. Then also
use the dishwasher. I will not buy clothes that can't
stand up to a brutal spell in the dryer, because
the dryer drives my clothes. And so I just throw
them in there and I push the button and when
I come back there And I've been taking the same
approach to pots and pans in my whole life, and
I've only learned at thirty.

Speaker 6 (05:32):
Four that that's not how that works.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Wow, it's going to be a new will for you. Oh,
it's a new world for Jeff to Jesus has been
some flavorsome food getting around the house, perfectly cut, perfectly got. So, Yeah,
there's a thirty four year old man learning what you
guys will probably learn it about fifteen sixteen.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
What a revelation, murders.

Speaker 6 (05:52):
I've been taking the slow Crocker method orything.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Your future is bright. No, that's just fuel.

Speaker 7 (05:57):
I think it's not me, Jerry and the hold I
key breakfast.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
So you were just talking about your revelations that you've
made in the kitchen and Iah.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Yeah, they're calling me Hemy Oliver.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
It turns out that you actually have to watch food
when you're cooking it, rather than just putting it on
and then walking away.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
It's like anything, Jarry, It's it's about how locked then
you are internally and it'll express itself externally.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
I need a bit of it. I mean, this is
a concerning thing. But I'm gonna ask the panel, particularly
executive producer Rooter, for some advice, which is massively worrying
that I'm going to root it for advice, but I
am because I'm having some issues. But the same thing
that Ruder has been having issues with over the last
what five years, and that is the dishwasher. Oh no,

(06:43):
I now am entering into dishwasher.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Hell, you've got your dishwasher is quite old from memory?
Is that right?

Speaker 1 (06:49):
My dishwasher is from two thousand and ten.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Yeah, that's sixteen years old.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
That could drive I feel like my family we had
I felt it is as exactly as old as my daughter.
I know that because we moved house and we got
a dish washer at exactly the same time. But I
would have thought that a dishwasher when I was growing up.
I think our dishwasher lasted us my entire childhood, which
I suppose he was eighteen years now that I think
about it at anyway, I'm in a real predcummend. I've

(07:21):
got the dishwasher, just gave up the ghost, and then
we got a repair personal. Now I'm like Ruder, I
want to keep trying to do it myself. Well, Ruder,
Ruder's repair iforts have cost him eight hundred dollars and
now he's got to get a brand new dishwasher. So
he just threw away a hundred bucks.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
It's more four hundred, to be fair, Jerry, I'm not exagerate.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
I'm not prepared to do that. Plus immediately realize that
I am not a dishwasher expert. I'll get an expert
and who can do it. Anyway, they came in and
they did a bit of a faf and a fiddle,
and it seems now Ruder, and you might know what
this problem is. Yes, my dishwasher. I put it on
a quick cycle yesterday thirty five, Yeah, just because I

(08:05):
thought I need to test it out, and it came
back in the last and the last throngs of the cycle.
It gave me an e sex and started beeper. Oh,
it gave me a bloody sex.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
What's an sex? Well?

Speaker 1 (08:18):
I had to look it up, yes, and turns out
that could be a problem with the drainage. It could
be a problem with the circuit board. It could be
a problem with the water not getting somewhere properly. It
could be a whole raft of issues.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Wouldn't you want to be more specific than that? If
it's going to give you an e sex, shouldn't each
different e have a different problem?

Speaker 1 (08:44):
I would have thought so. Yeah, it almos seems to
be a drainage problem.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
It's almost like if you had your little chickl like
come up on your engine and it's like, oh, actually,
could be about seven different things. Well, that is completely unhelpful.
Can I ask when you had a serviceman around, what
did he say or find and charging it's sexist?

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Could have been a woman?

Speaker 6 (09:06):
What wasn't was?

Speaker 1 (09:08):
It could have been also, I wasn't there so I
wouldn't know I was. I was away for the weekend,
and the person that could have been a woman could
have been a man. There's no reason why women couldn't
come over and service that.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Let's leave them non binary for now.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah, the person they I don't know, I wasn't there.
Whoever did? It's still bloody E six thing? Oh no, so,
and it's saying to me now that I've got to
pull the bloody thing out. I'm going to remove the tray.
I'm going to make sure there's no water in the
base of it. I'm not sure I'm capable of doing

(09:47):
that without doing a router on it.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Bogs come through on three four A three bog here
E six. Usually it's your water not draining. Sometimes you
get to clean the sense just buy a new one, Jerry.
So there you are.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Yeah, I feel like it's I think it is a
sense rusher because it seems like it is draining.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
It might be time to buy a new dishwasher. I
feel because I've been thinking.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
I've been thinking about you. No no, no, but I've
been thinking.

Speaker 5 (10:09):
About your dish wash the situation because you have had
someone come and have a look at it.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Obviously, it hasn't really.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Fixed the pro A man or a woman?

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Yeah, I think I just say a person ruder. The
fact that the technician actually didn't fix the problem, does
that change what gender you think they are? I just
I think you need a new one. I've been thinking
about your dishwasher.

Speaker 5 (10:32):
I think you're avoiding it because you know it's not
a default size, and you're worried that there's going to
be too much.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Edmund finding a new dishwasher, you've.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Basically found me out. That's exactly what I'm thinking if.

Speaker 6 (10:45):
I if I were you, I get a new one.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
I get one of those ones that restaurants us that
blast the plates, claiming about twenty seconds. Okay, how good
would that be?

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Are they just draws?

Speaker 7 (10:55):
No?

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Okay, you need the giant you know where the whole
thing stands up on top of one slams shirt. Yeah,
one of those things. I mean, you have all your
dishes done in about fifteen secrets flat.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
I'm thinking about just leaving it, just keeping with the
hand washing. It's bringing my family to get it overrated.

Speaker 8 (11:16):
Jerry in the Night, The hold Ikey Breakfast, The history
of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
He no will Today is the twenty eighth of January,
And on this day in twenty twenty five, off the
back of Jury's obsession with cyclones, we talked to a
lady by the name of Vanessa, a caller who had
been stuck in a tornado.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
You remember that Graymouth in two thousand and five, We
had one come right over.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
The top of us.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Could you see the tornado coming?

Speaker 3 (11:41):
We could.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
So it was like lunchtime, I think, and the power
had gone out in our office building. We were just
sort of standing up around our desks and looked out
the window and next minute the building behind us was
coming at us, the bricks and the corrugated iron and stuff.
And then next minute we could see the actual spout
swimming towards us.

Speaker 9 (12:00):
Yeah, it came right over the top of us.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
So you were inside. Did it lift the roof off
for anything? It did? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (12:06):
It was just crazy, terrifying.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Yeah, I do remember. I can't think that a thing.
We're a swirling thing with bricks and correated iron flying
around and around it like two undred k's now. Yeah,
it is a terrifying thing. It is.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
We had some message and used today, something along the
lines of what's the point of doing today tomorrow in
history if it's just going to be the same as
last year, and I thought, I'll do you want better?
We'll play exactly what we did last year. Very good?

Speaker 1 (12:29):
He update on the cyclones. I've just got back on
the cyclones. Actually, just the other day I went to
the supermarket six ninety nine for a pack of eight
a dollar, not even a dollar each.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Six to ninety nine for a pack of eight.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
I don't know what that is.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
It's like, what is it a eighty five cents or something?
Just juice? What else can you get for eighty five cents?

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Yeah, I think Counting has sent a postcar for eaty
five since we found out the other day born No
died on this day. Sorry, breast in peace seventeen to
twenty five. Pet Of the Great of Russia, the bloke
who dragged Russia into the modern world, kicking and.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Screaming, so it created Saint Petersburg, the city on a swamp,
on a dirty, old, disgusting swamp. He was an odd guy, actually,
Peter the Great.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Yeah, had a crazy life, isn't he He did when all.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Around the world did random shit, terrible stuff to his son.
You wouldn't want to be in Peter the Great Sun
not nice to his son not great.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
On this day in nineteen thirty eight, the first commercial
radio advertising day in New Zealand. New Zealand's commercial radio
stations are beginning regular sponsored broadcasts, the birth of the
air driven radio model we still use today.

Speaker 6 (13:34):
You and I favorite radio ads fellos for me Auckland Glass,
Auckland glass if it's broken, cool Auckland.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Glass, simple effective and with just the one sound effect.

Speaker 6 (13:49):
Yeah, it is so effective that stopped Auckland glass.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
What about you?

Speaker 3 (13:54):
For me, there is nothing like a crown.

Speaker 9 (13:58):
Like crown.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
And putting it down the base.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
Yeah, that's right up there for me with We won't
buy it, We won't use it unless it's tenalized.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
That one.

Speaker 6 (14:11):
Yeah, I've always said that, Rod Or about you.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
This always reminds me of my childhood.

Speaker 7 (14:16):
Go for.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Cheirud for Cheerard and your ruper's look les natural colors.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
You going to say the Girard band who played that song?
Great drumming and the production values amazing.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
John roll tremendous, tremendous. John Edward Rolls born born on
this day. Actor Allen Elder turns eighty nine of Mesh
Fame Your Friend and Mine. DJ Muggs of Cypress Hills
fifty seven.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
I love mugs.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Yeah, big mugs guy, and the next one I know
you're a big fan of as well. A big happy
birthday to Daniel Luka Vittri. Here he is being interviewed
by Sir Paul Holmes after it just been selected for
the Black Cats age eighteen.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
I suppose the first thing I would ask you what
he was about the speks.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
People have been curious about that today we don't often
see the cricket.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
There's some photographed, you know, with spectacles.

Speaker 7 (15:05):
Do you do you need them to play or yeah?

Speaker 10 (15:07):
I certainly do, and I've been called interesting things for
them as well by the press.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
Do you have to have special ones?

Speaker 1 (15:12):
They look fairly delicates?

Speaker 10 (15:13):
Yeah, they are pretty specially we.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Got over the shot get Daniel anyway, It started hit me.

Speaker 10 (15:17):
Today because I was in camp with the team today
and it was really good to be with them today.
So the shockstand to wear off and just excitement now.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
People, are you really realized?

Speaker 10 (15:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Differently in the night.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
Yeah, a very regional accent when you speak like us
and actually get all your weeds out. Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
That's how well you.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Spoke in the nineties like that. Oh, look, I wear
the glasses.

Speaker 6 (15:43):
You knew him at around that time? Was he was
he covenant bit for the for the specks?

Speaker 7 (15:46):
Was he?

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Well, it was weird because everyone else who was a
sportsperson would go to context and he just never liked
wearing contexts just never worked for him. So he kept
wearing the glasses and he wear them batting with a
helmet and stuff like that. Yeah, it was it was
un usual. I mean with it we got caught for
it was just unusual.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
Yeah, but it's now become a very commonplace. I mean,
Mitch Center does it now? Todd Murphy, who do your
own research? In to Todd Murphy, looks a lot like Daniel,
looks a lot like Danielvatory, doesn't he.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
I think you find that he was born about nine
months after a tour to Australia.

Speaker 6 (16:22):
And that is the history of yesterday today.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
It's Morrow tomorrow for a Wednesday, the twenty eighth of
January twenty twenty six.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Jerry and Manaia the Hoodarcky Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Sixty five on the Hrdacky Breakfast, Toky latest sport headlines
thanks to export Ultra the bf here Blues Chief executive
Carl Budge is open minded regarding the background of the
franchise's new super rugby coach, Vern Cotter. Stern Vern has
begun a lengthy notice period that ends after this season's campaign.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
That is very lengthy.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
After that, he's going to hit to the Reds. Budge
is welcoming applications from overseas.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Yeah, Vncotta is slowly checking off all of the primary
colors of the rainbow, the Blues all the way over
to the Reds. I think first time anyone's gone directly
from a New Zealand club to an Australian club. Okay,
I don't think that's happened before. Also, if you're Vern Cotter,
you would have to assume like every young man in
New Zealand grows up wanting to play for the All
Blacks at some point in their life. If you become

(17:16):
a professional rugby coach in this country, chances are you
probably want to coach the All Blacks.

Speaker 6 (17:20):
Why would you rule yourself out of that?

Speaker 3 (17:22):
If if you believe that they are starting a fear
and open hiring process right now, because you've been told
that it's not you.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Well, yeah, because it wasn't part of the application requirement
that you have international coaching experience.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Yes, but Razor didn't. So I don't know why they
is that why? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Maybe that's why does Verne coach some ranked team like
Georgia or something.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Someone I want to say Scotland, but I don't think
that's right. Like he was overseas, Yeah, Stern, Vern, Stern, Vern, Anthony, Cotter, anyone, anyone.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
We're just furious going back to that later, Elena Vitelina
has over PG.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Sorry and Scotland and Scotland. Yeah, so I was right, Okay,
So he's got in experience, yeah, exactly, So so that
would tell me he's been told it ain't you, brother,
it ain't you. I reckon, it's Jamie Joseph with his smoke,
this fire. They don't you don't sack raise her with
that having a you know, someone lined up.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Some people don't want that big all black job. I
mean it's a tough job. Some people are like, you
know what I can make, you know, well, over half
a million dollars just coaching this super.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
Ragia coach Kobe Steelers. Yeah, yeah, maybe.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Elena Videlina has overpowered Cocoa goff and straight seats to
reach her first Australian Tennis Open semi final. She'll now
play world number one Arena Sabelinka.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
Can I say about those We've been talking a lot
about the Eastern European names that are popping up during
the Australian Open. They've got a bit of music to them,
those names, You know what I mean? We don't. We
don't give our kids great musical names. There's not great
rhythm to our kid's names.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Helena s fitz Alena.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Yeah, they love a rhyming name. They love a rhyming name.
And then Arena Sabalinka just it just rolls off the tongue.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Men's world number one colors Algarez beat local hope Alex
de Miniure to set up a last four encounter with
Alexander Zevrev and World Surf League ACA Pacific president Andrew
Stark no relation to Mitchell is adamant. The timing of
New Zealand's tour stop is perfect.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
In relation to Tony Stark of Iron Manfay.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
He's been inflicting on the rear left hand break of
Raglan's Manu Bay hosting a championship event in May. Stark
says the sports ground exponentially since the women's competition came
to Taranaki in twenty thirteen. I can vouch for that
man Hurdletown, she's fallow surface today's surfaces.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
I feel like they were going to bring this here
just before COVID, but it got shut down because we
we had an opportunity to interview Kelly Slater. He was
coming along, but then they got ripped away by COVID.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
I was massaged once by Kelly Slater's personal messus. So
she's laid hands on him and she's laid hands on.

Speaker 6 (20:14):
Me and he can you surf?

Speaker 4 (20:18):
No?

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Can he host the light nfertainment shot at seven o'clock
on weekdays?

Speaker 9 (20:22):
No?

Speaker 6 (20:23):
And that just swings around about it.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Jeremie Wells and the nice Stuart the Hdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
So I don't know if you saw that article in
the New Zealand Herald yesterday, because we're currently looking for
places to go on a wellness retreat seeing as we're
back to work immediately. The first thing you do when
you get back to work, if you're an intelligent human,
book another holiday. You book another holiday I mean, I've
known people to book holidays while being on the holiday.

Speaker 6 (20:47):
I just watched someone do that on holiday, just being.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
I think that's a bridge too far myself.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
I do too, because you're actually wasting a day of
your holiday right now to book another holiday down the track,
at which point what you're going to book another hole?
Are you just booking holidays to book holidays?

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Yeah, I think you've got to enjoy the place that
you're at for at least the time that you're on holiday.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
But look the day you get back. Yeah, get on
the Google. And that's exactly what we've done. So we're
looking into wellness retreat options. We're looking around the country,
We're looking around the globe. I reckon Las Vegas here,
there's a Rugby League game going on there.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Las Vegas is where my experience of walking out of
Las Vegas, if you walk out, you will lose your
soul for a start, and it takes days and days
to build that soul back. God, especially the longer you stayed.
Met Heath and I went there once for five days
and it rained for two of the days, so it's
stuck inside. Oh my god. Because we thought we'd recover

(21:39):
after three mess massive days, and I thought, well, at
least the last two days, I can just sit around
the pole and you know, order some drinks and just
sort of chill out. No, we couldn't go outside. It
was flooding because there's no drainage in Las Vegas. No,
it rains.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
It's a disaster. Much to do inside in Las Vegas.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
Jrick thing nothing, Oh will gamble, Yeah, and that's it
and that will eat await your soul eventually.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
Oh but at least the exchange rate's favorable in America,
isn't it.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
No, No, it's fifty eight, So don't go to look
that's gonna you're gonna need another retreat after that's unwellness. Yeah,
I'm looking into Southeast Asia. See maybe Balley. I mean,
there's been some New Zealanders that have gone over there
and tried to find wellness, and as far as I'm concerned,
they haven't come back.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
So it's probably a good sign that must have found
it found something. Isn't one of them running a wellness
retreat over there?

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Yep?

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Oh one of your broadcasting colleagues, yeah, is running a
wellness retreat over there. Yeah, Beach, I think there's a
former rugby league player over there running a tattoo parlor
as well.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Mate, Can we actually enquire about Tony Beach's wellness retreat
that he's got running over there?

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Do you want to get him on the show.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Well, I think it would be good just to see
what he what he offers, that, what the prices are,
et cetera, et cetera.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
I've got his numbers.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Has he prepared to do contra so Southeast Asia? Maybe
the East coast to Australia. I think it's too far
to go across to the west coast of Australia and.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
Too hot and also not very wellness. Basically, we could
we could do a stint in the mines, but that's
probably not gonna know things.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
So anyway, there's an article in New Zealand he about
Queenstown becoming more of a wellness center.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Oh yes, a wellness hot spot. So it's not just
an adventure town. They've realized now they need to get
people back doing all of those things. It's like a
one one tech wonder.

Speaker 6 (23:28):
Yeah, that's the thing.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
Because I grew up not far from queens Down, you know,
a couple hours drive, and I didn't go there that
often because it's like if you don't ski, there's not
really much there for you other than hitting the ever
living purse. But that's also you know, wis then well
I think that yet, but you know I've heard it.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Does I know that there is that new thing that
what's his face as is running that used to be
on New Zealand Idol Don.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
Bowder, Ben Lomas. Yes, he's running a sauna, a sauna
on the lake, dip.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Down into the lake. But I would say one one
wellness place. Doth not make a wellness retreat weekend slash retreat.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Yeah, that's right, we need You're saying we need more
than just a sauna session and then at the purse,
and I do it's ski, So one session at the
perse Jerry and Mini.

Speaker 7 (24:17):
The Hodarkey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
News stories today Fellas which peaked my interest. To the
headline said organizers of a long standing North Island working
dog auction are in disbelief after three hundred and twenty
thousand dollars changed hands at their latest sale.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
And I know that there's the yelling sales that were
on a while back where horses are going for plenty,
But I was surprised about how much these working dogs
were going for.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Yeah, how many?

Speaker 6 (24:46):
Says here about sixty dogs up for sale?

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Yeah, sixty dogs. So it's an auction near huang Nui.
It's the Patapada Markitikiti Sheep Dog Trial Club and sixty dogs.
Fierce competition apparently pushed hitting dog tricks to the top price.
Get this, twelve two hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Jeez, could just spake get a commodore for that?

Speaker 1 (25:11):
You can get a couple.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
Can't round up on the year, can't round up sheep
with the commodore. And you've always said that we can,
but possibly unsuccessful you would, I mean, I know this
is basically a dog is basically a piece of farm machinery.
So you know, twelve grand in the grand scheme of
things is not that much.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
It seems like they've become more expensive though, because last
year nine thousand dollars was the top price for it. Right,
do you know what?

Speaker 3 (25:37):
You know why Bloody Wolve's coming back up a little bit?
I think, oh you're read but the yeah sheep price
for sheep's gone up.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
So the top hunterway dog was called Mufassa, and Mafussa
sold for ten five hundred dollars. That was tay Happy's
Peter Wilson that sold that. He also sold He's obviously
quite a breed of this dude. He sold three more
prized working dogs. The names of those dogs Sparred Yep,
Shaggy Yep, and Queen Yeah Sheep, Queen sheep dog.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
You don't want, you know, on three syllables for a
sheep dog name.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
There needs to be a blue in there as well.
I remember watching a dog show when I was coming up.
They were always called Queenie and Blue, Meg, Kate, Jip.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
Once you've gotten through all the names, farmers just start
assigning syllables to them. Jep's a great yip, Queenie. We've
been in the market for a dog for a bit now. Obviously,
my missus is a zoo keeper, so the more animals
at our house the better. For a while there she

(26:40):
wanted to call our dog Sid, and then someone pointed
out to us that if you intend to teach it
how to sit at all, that's going to cause a
lot of problem. Every time he calls Certainty just sits down.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Can I offer you a name, which I am now
disappointed that I didn't call my son.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
That's how I hangy.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
I offer you zin Zen. Sin Zen is a great
Zinzen for a boy is a bloody croat. I thought
of it before.

Speaker 6 (27:12):
That is a powerful name, Zinny.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Then come yeah, Zinny, getaway around there, isn't he?

Speaker 9 (27:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:18):
I met a zin Zen over the holidays and you
heard of him a young and not that one met
that one before, but a young man called Zimzen, like
a fourteen year old and I was like, God, that's
a and he was a good he's a good young
blake too. I was like, he's gonna guy's got a
future ahead of him.

Speaker 6 (27:34):
Good footy player.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Apparently he's a good footy player. Yeah, good sportsman all round.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Just so twelve twelve thousand dollars. Yeah, uh you know,
like I said, we've been looking at dogs. So you
get one what huntway for that the top of the
top of the range hunderway or you could get six
English staff is is that right?

Speaker 6 (27:52):
I don't know how you go rounding up sheep with them.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
That possibly wouldn't work. Coming up after seven o'clock, we're
going to be a delicate topic. Delicate topic. We're talking
love making on different forms of transport.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
Planes, trains and automobiles.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
There's the Hiderarchy break.

Speaker 7 (28:08):
Jerry and Mania the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Jerry and Mania joined the complay the Hidaki Breakfast discussion
group on Facebook.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
For my welcome along to the Hierarchy Breakfast. If you've
just joined us, it's nice to have you with us. Wednesday,
the twenty eighth of January twenty twenty six. That means
January is just about over thirty one days.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
Yeah, and it's flying past, isn't it. It is absolutely humming.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Just ten and a half months night until the end
of the year to we kirck it til we kick
it into neutral. I think six months till we kicck
it into neutral.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
It's right on the downhill slide into the end of
the year.

Speaker 6 (28:40):
Well, this is the thing.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
This has been a long held theory, I believe by
the man who used to occupy this seat, that New
Zealand's biggest problem is that for three months out of
the year we don't do anything, you know what I mean,
we just shut this thing down. So our productivity compared
to other countries done the ever going to be two thirds.

Speaker 9 (28:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
When I think Matt Heath, I think productivity.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
Yeah, that's right. Productivity all about productivity, productivity, savant. Yeah,
and wellness and productivity and wellness and actually maybe we
should enlist his help in getting our wellness retreat off
the ground as well. Just for seven o'clock, we were
talking about dogs after the bloody sheep dog went for
twelve grand at the sales just last week, and the

(29:20):
names of dogs you wanted to name a dog zinzan zzzinn.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
He's a great name for dog.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Missed opportunity, someone sticks through. Our sheep dogs growing up
with were Glen and Rip Glen Glenn one sellable Glenn.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
I always wondered how did the working dogs on a
station or a farm feel about the pet dog, because
oftentimes you'll have like a Labrador or a Golden Retriever
or something, which is the people of the farmer's actual pet. Yeah,
and then the working dogs they must look across at
that pet and think old Goldie chops. Get out and
do some work with Goldie chops. They probably look probably

(29:58):
think that special needs that dog. They probably I think.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
It's a cat. Yeah, you're a cat man. Hang out
with the rest of the other we're doing stuff. We'll
be back later and there it'll be half a possum
car becaus for me. When I get back to coming up.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Next, we're going to talk about planes, trains and automobiles
and making love.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
You reckon, you've ticked off all three.

Speaker 8 (30:17):
Jurry in the night, the Hodarkey breakfast, a little bit
of an off her chat yesterday sparked something of interest,
they know, certainly for you, Ji.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
I don't know if we're talking about it on the
podcast yesterday. I don't think we were. But we're talking
about planes, we're talking about going on trains, and we're
talking about the aphrodisiac that is going on a boat.
And you mentioned something about about the powers of being
on a boat. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Well, when you're out in the water, you look around,
when you're when you're anchor up somewhere in a bay
or wherever around New Zealand, you'll often see elderly not elderly,
but probably in the sixties boating couples, yeah, retired, Yeah, boaters, boaties, sailors,
they're called boaties, but they're generally on sailing vessels and

(31:09):
it's a man and a woman. And I've always thought
that because they're sometimes at sea for you know, weeks
at a time, and I've always thought, how boring. Why
would you want to be out there just the two
is sort of doing nothing. Well, sometimes you look across
at a boat you think, I have not seen where
are the people on that boat? They seem to be
below deck a lot of the time, and I can

(31:29):
tell you that they're only doing one thing below deck. Well,
they're doing one of three things. Actually are Either they're
doing their.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
Evolutions, regularly scheduled maintenance for.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Preparing food right, well, they're making love. Those are the
three options.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Is that the thing we're missing when we're like, because
you see it so often that the sixty year old
couple that just sails to Fiji from Auckland, and you're like,
willn't they be so boring? Well, you've just have you
just put the missing piece of the puzzle in for me.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Well, I can just tell you that you can only
prepare food three times a day, and the other times
you've got to be doing something down below deck. Maybe reading, sure,
but that'll lead into all sorts of upper things, won't it.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Wow, particularly the books that are getting about at the moment.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Hard to see sometimes with these keel boats, but sometimes
you just do see a gender little rock.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
It would also explain why it's taking them so long
to get from A to B as well, and it's
not covering off many nautical miles on the strip.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yeah, you just anchor up on a bay somewhere and
make sweet love.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
So a big part of it is that they are
away from prying eyes, you know what I mean. It's
sort of private, but you're also out in the open.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Oh no, no, no mean yeah, totally. Nobody's you know
that nobody's gonna I mean unless someone comes across on
a dingy and boards your vessel, that's right.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Unless you get boarded, You're not going to get walked
in on. And some people might be into that. Someone's
text her on three four eight three. It's the motion
of the ocean. Oh yeah, oh I think so there's
something in this, something the salt here as well. It's
the opposite of being a.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Parent worth young children, where you're just constantly we almost
got a booke in time at certain moments.

Speaker 5 (33:09):
Is there something about a boat as well that seems
to be where it's some private sanctuary even when it's
not like remember you saw a guy that was older
as well nude doing stretches outside his boat.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
At one point, Jerry, no, I do.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
He was on a pedal board out the back of
his boat in the mornings. He was doing nude yoga
on a pedal board out the back, and we're just
we were all sitting around. We'd have breakfast, and we'd
be having breakfast at the back of the boat there
and sitting around. It's like, well, there's old Grandpa again.
Oh god, we've got a great view up his backside
something his perennium. Yeah, well, things do sag at that age.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
So this is what we talk about off here and
on the podcasting starf I can't remember, but then yeah,
Jerry was saying, oh, yeah, it's a great place to
do that kind of thing, and Ruder and I both went, well,
I actually don't think I have done that.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
I think you guys have never made love on a boat.

Speaker 11 (33:59):
Nah.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
And then you were saying, well, there's obviously a train
as well.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
I lost my virginity on a train, the Northerner and
a round about tay Happiness.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
So you've got planes, trains and automobiles. And Jerry thought, well,
I thought, well, you've.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Got surely you guys have got automobiles.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
Again, Jerry, I'm saving myself for marriage, all right. So
whatever happened in the back of a legacy Legacy ninety
six twenty two turns sell it back to me. That's
between men God space in those legas, plenty of space
in those legacies seats fault flat. I but made me think,
is anyone has anyone expressed their affections to their partner

(34:40):
in more modes of transport than you?

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Jerry Well, I have not ever gone out I've never
seeked to do the to do the quaddy.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
I've never seek that which is planes, trains, cars, boat plane,
a train and a car.

Speaker 6 (34:56):
Have you hit the quaddy?

Speaker 1 (34:57):
I've hit the quartery, You've hit the quady. I never
never ever set out to achieve that. But it turns
out that at the ripe oart age of forty nine,
I've achieved the quadity.

Speaker 6 (35:05):
It's happened to you.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Is there anyone who's done more? Is there any more
things that you could do? I guess horse never never
had six on a.

Speaker 6 (35:13):
Horse, submarine, submarine, motorbike.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
No, I've never never, never motivated.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
I've got to be honest with you, Jerry, at your
advanced age, I don't think that. I think that's becoming
less and less likely, particularly with the knee thing, horse
and carriage.

Speaker 6 (35:31):
Perhaps, okay, a bit more likely as you into your dota.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
So we are we putting it out there? Is anyone anyone, anyone,
anyone done? Anyone done any more than four? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Or what's the strangest one, strangest motive transport you've you've
added to your quality?

Speaker 7 (35:46):
Jerry and the hotarchy, breakfast love.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Making in forms of transport.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Yes, and I've done the quaddy, Yeah, general walk us
through the quadity, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
The quody. Well, let's start at trains, because that was
the first time, and that was the northerner back and
then still in the nineties. Is a good question. I
actually don't know. It was a difficult place, I've got
to say, to find the overnight train. Yeah, down the
back of the Kaboos area, I mean with the tablers.
There was a family. I believe that we're sitting there.

(36:19):
I imagine that they making their way from Wellington because
I got on at Martin.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Right and then how romantic? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Yeah, so I didn't get on Martin. I got on
at Martin.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
We got off at Martin.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Yeah, I did I know I got off at slightly
different spot. So there was the there was that way,
so that's the train. Then after that there was the
probably the plane was probably next Yeah, no car next year,
then then the plane, then then.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
Boat in boat so that's the quaddy. That's the quaddi. Yeah,
And it got us thinking, what are the methods of transporters,
Jerry missing out on here?

Speaker 6 (37:00):
What have you experimented with in the past?

Speaker 3 (37:01):
And the hadak you hive mines popped up evidently a
lot of readers of The Woman's Day. I just want
to clarify Women's Weekly. I didn't I found love on
the bus.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Yes, it was that article how I found love on
a bus.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
I found love on the bus. I didn't make love
on the bus. Oh you never made love on the bus.
And I just want to make that I want to
make that clear.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Well, if you found it and made it on the
same day, that would have been fascinating.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
It would have been high impact. It would have been
very high turn around, real quick turnaround, and quickly.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
I knew a guy who did it. And a digger
says this text, Yeah, okay, fair enough. Was that an
open Was that an open?

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Digger?

Speaker 1 (37:41):
I suppose it would have been. Oh potentially, because I
imagine those combine harvesters.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
If you a lot of time and a lot of
those combine harvesters, they just go on a straight line.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Now, don't know that automatic? Yeah, that sort of GPS driven.
Plenty of time for that, yeah yeah, yeah, yep yeah,
any sort of trackt to work. I imagine you get
a lot of times yourself. Another text here might be
from the person that first person was referencing, I have
had courtus and a digger and a tractor, which could
be one of the four pillars of love making place.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
That's impressive. That's that's a rural farm machinery, four pillar,
isn't it.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
I once on a lovely day traveling in the vineyards
of Martinborough, I completed the rear double, the bus around
the vineyards and then the train back to Wellington. Wow
the double.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Wow, jeez. The presence of mind to be like, hang on,
we could be on again here, you know what I mean?
Because if you if you'd started off with the what
the bus, if you made love on the bus, you'd
probably you know, kick your feet up for the rest
of the day.

Speaker 6 (38:39):
Wouldn't you, But no, not this operator.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
They were reckon. We go on one more.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Now, I wonder if this counts. Bus eh shas are
a common occurrence. Get yourself a little lap blanket and enjoy.
Now I'm not counting that. I don't think that's that's
not that's not quite the whole way. That's not home base.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
No, okay, you're not going to accept that as completion.
Wells text three probably doesn't want to name right out.
Tough spot to complete with be a golf cart.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Oh funny that he says that, actually, because we've got
a text on that said I once made love to
mine now fiance in a golf cart. Wow. I wonder
whether that's during year round or maybe afterwards. Sometimes people
have private golf carts. Maybe been in the garage for example.
Oh you know some people have to have the golf

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cut and they just cruise around with.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
And you notice that the T box on the third
although I tell you what, you had a hold in one.
It's a hell of an ephrodisiac. Willie's text through again
probably doesn't want his name read out. Not my yarn,
but heard of a yarn and a crane was when
they used to unload tune it. They only hung a
wolf crane. Someone else's texted and will you accept the
farmer's changing room at the Northlands Mall and a rainy Sunday.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
No, I won't because that's not a mode of transport.
That's that's just a place.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
Do camp evans? Buses and trucks will fall under automobiles?

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Yes, absolutely, And that's just reminded me. Actually I have
also made love in a camp evan, now in a caravan?

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Will you accept the caravan if it does not move?
So if it's like a permanently installed caravan, still.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Got wheels and it has the opportunity to move, So
does that mean that I've done the quanella.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Na at five? It's a it will be a penguint
now it takes or three four three on the blue
little Blue bridge. Fiery, she's a rough crossing And will
you accept this one? Jerry Second nineteen nine ad Sex
with my first girlfriend and a ball pat McDonald's while

(40:31):
the store was open.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Kirsty yuck. Secondly, No, that's again a stationary location. I
mean the balls are moving, but yeah, that's not going anywhere.
I thought that's a would you describe that as a
disappointing into our experiment.

Speaker 6 (40:48):
I be at the y He Beach Surf Club.

Speaker 7 (40:51):
There we go, Jerry, and then the Hdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
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The Hurdarchy Breakfast your show podcast.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
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Step in just sway, step through the door. Take a
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Speaker 6 (41:12):
Before you take a peer.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
All right, We're all comfortable.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
A reading from the Gospel. According to Blake, laugh Glory
to you, O Blake. Chapter three, verse twelve, entitled Code Brown,
A single vehicle crash has caused chaos and hundreds of
liters of human portloo waste to foul up a main
South Island road. Emergency services were called to the crash

(41:38):
on State Highway One near Arundel Bellfield Road near Geraldine
just before two pm to reports that a truck carrying
portaloos had crashed and was leaking human waste. While it
was initially reported that three thousand liters of human waste
had dispersed fire, an emergency shift manager Ryan Dawson said.
Further evaluations confirmed it was closer to fiveundred liters. Cruis

(42:02):
are treating it as a has met as a has
met incident. The road has been reduced to one lane
while emergency services are at the scene. No injuries were
reported in the crash. The Gospel of the Lord and
so just take a minute here, fell As, just to
reflect on the meaning of that little passage there.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Well, the Lord does always move in mysterious ways.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Very mysterious ways, you know what I mean. And this
is sort of the po equivalent of the fashion the loaves,
isn't it. I mean it was only five hundred liters
that was spelled, but it seemed like three thousand.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Yeah, I was almost working in the reverse way, Wasn't
it was Geraldine? I know state however one near Arundel
Belfell Road near Geraldine. Also Geraldine home to the world's
largest knitted woolen jersey.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
Yeah, they're really dining out on that. And way back
in the day when they had to decide where the
first of the second subway in South Canribo is going
to go, it was between Geraldine and way Medi Really, yeah,
I guess we've got that, Jordde Yeah, so I hate
them that. And they also got the midnight screening premiere
of Lord of the Rings. So I have to drive
from way Medi to Jurordine at midnight to watch Lord

(43:16):
of the Rings.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Last time I was in Gerordine, I got id and
that was about five years ago. I got id'd buying
Booze at forty five there I reckon they were trying
to go.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
That's either John Scene or the Sudden Sharp. And I
know how I'm going to find out.

Speaker 7 (43:30):
Jerry and Midnight the hold I keep breakfast.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Give us a goal. Now I had here, I had
one hundred four to eight seven five. If you want
to win a one hundred dollars Bunnings gift vouch, it
goes a long way.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
Bunnings does one hundred dollars. I can tell you for nothing, gentlemen,
that you can get a wire trellis and everything you
need to affix that to your the front of your fence,
and three star jasmine.

Speaker 6 (43:53):
Plants to plant to climb up at.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Trellis, all for less than one hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
The Cunnings you watering those star jasmine plants this time
of year and I haven't had to have. This is
the summ of the plant. That's one thing I've noticed. Jeez,
gardens to go and get great guns at the moment. Crazy, Yeah,
because you've got the sunshine. Plus you've got a lot
of rain.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
All right, should we go to the phone line?

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Shall we yes?

Speaker 3 (44:15):
His match from Auckland Morning match. How are you?

Speaker 10 (44:18):
Yeah? Good?

Speaker 9 (44:18):
Thanks yourself?

Speaker 6 (44:19):
Good match.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
What high school did you attend?

Speaker 9 (44:23):
Fay Boys High.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Fung Day Boys High?

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Good school?

Speaker 9 (44:27):
Yeah, yeah, great school, very good.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
Cricket school, Mitch. We played Funa Day Boys High when
I was at school and they absolutely walloped this. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
Actually yeah, Tim south was and my a couple of
my classes around that time.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
So yeah, bit of a leigiend that came out of
that school.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
There we go. Yeah, Matthew Bell was the opening batsman
for their first eleven when we played them, and he
was a very useful player. Joseph Jovich. Both those guys
went on well, one went on to play international cricket,
the other one want to play first class Creek. The
whole lot of other people too.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
So you had faced Southi and the nets growing up there, Mitch,
would you what's that?

Speaker 7 (45:00):
Sorry?

Speaker 6 (45:00):
Did you face many balls from Tim Southy in the nets.

Speaker 5 (45:04):
No, no, I just watched from the sidelines and yeah,
cheeram on, Mitch, Yeah, cheermon.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
Well, here's your chance to flip the tables.

Speaker 7 (45:14):
Mate.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
I know he's listening right now, so this is his
chance to listen to you do your school crowd.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
One hundred dollars Bunnings voucher up for grabs. Mitch, you
just got to answer three of the five questions correctly.
If you pass, then that is considered incorrect. Let's get
into it. Here we go. First question for Mitch fun
and a boys high. Which disgraced former sports broadcaster runs
a wellness retreat in Bali? Which artist had the hits

(45:44):
hotline bling and God's Plan? Jake correct? Jaques Scharak was
the president of which country as who has taken the
most wickets and Test cricket.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
Ah, that's unfortunately, match, You've you've run yourself into a
could de sack. You needed to have get gotten three
and there's no circling back in its academic.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Yeah, because you would have got this one. Who's the
younger brother zim Zan Brook or Robin Brock?

Speaker 3 (46:17):
Okay, Unfortunately much you've been unsuccessful this time. It's just
lucky the drawer, isn't it with these questions if anyone
wanted to know the answers, we've run out of time
because they're going to listen to some food fighters.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
So.

Speaker 8 (46:32):
Jurry in the night.

Speaker 7 (46:34):
The Holdarchy breakfast.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Really is going to make a lot on that lingerie range,
isn't she?

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Sydney Sweeney wasn't no, no, no doubt about that.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
It's going to go well? Or do I know how
long does it take to kid jeans went well?

Speaker 3 (46:49):
Tick through on three four o three? Don't worry about
the answers, that it's academic. Let's listen to a boring
food fighter song for the thousandth time. We will worry
about the answers s Actually, shall we hueh we go
through the because I don't did he get any of
them right?

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Yeah? He got? He got Drake right? Which hotline Blowing?

Speaker 3 (47:05):
In God's plan, we will have also accepted Throb and
Dave Dobbin. Have you heard his cover of hotline Blowing?
Have a listen to this, go down on yourself. This
is Dave Dobbin covering Drake. And I know when at
her linleyda on me Monding. I know when at her

(47:27):
linling on him mounting. I have at sence you left
the city kind of sounds a little bit like Cleveland
from Family Guy. And I don't know how he got
the same girls from the Drake video to do that
video with him.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
Which former which disgraced former sports broadcaster runs a wellness
retreat in Balley? That's Tony Veitch, of course, Jacques Shruck.
You could have guessed that this one was the president
of which country?

Speaker 6 (47:52):
France?

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Yeah, he's either going to be France or he's going
to be Canada. With a name like Jacques.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
Thanks Dave, you could probably exit. Who has taken the
most work. It's in test Cricket's Manaiama Lutheran Andrew Robin
Brook is the younger brother of zin zanbro.

Speaker 8 (48:10):
Jerry and the hot Arkey Breakfast Jerry and the Night
the hod Iarkey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
So we are in the market for a poocher hound
a wolf. Me and my long suffering partner. We we've
got a couple of headwinds working against us, and in
my criteria, we live in an Auckland town house, so
it needs to be small enough that it fits in
an Auckland townhouse. That then brings, along with its own
list of problems because it needs to be small enough

(48:40):
to fit in our house. But I can't look like
an absolute mutant walking it, you know what I mean,
which is rolling out your your shitsus and your your
Pomeranian Pomeranians.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Yeah, actually you wouldn't want to horrible thing.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
I'm even a little iffy about the daction which has
become so popular around Auckland townhouse communities.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Yeah you could. You could definitely look a little zesty
if you were running a deshan.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
Yeah. I am worried about the steers that it would
have to go up and down all the time. Although
former Warriors winger Marcelo Montoya he has one of those,
and his wife used to bring that into the office
and it loved me. I think it's saw in me
the same athletic potential that it saw in its own father.
But that's by the bar.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Yeah, those things will go down a hole and they
will they will kill a stoat, Yeah, like their gutsy
little things.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
At the moment, we don't have a massive stoat issue
at our Aubland townhouse, but you know that could be
a problem down down the road. We also probably don't
need like a hitting dog. You know what I mean.
We don't have mini cattle at our place, given that
we don't have any much outside room. I've asked my
partner what her criteria are. It needs to be cute, Yes,

(49:51):
the first things. A first concern, not a little white
fluffy see.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Okay, so you've got this, the end of the be
Chon Friese. That's the end of the poodle, the Pomeranium, Pomeranian,
the Malti. They're out the window.

Speaker 6 (50:05):
Yeah, they're at the window.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
Any any dog, you know when they eat and they
get little red brown, yellow brown but around their mouth,
you know those dogs. Yep, none of those.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Some brains, she said, some brains. Okay, so trainable, So trainable.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Must like cats. That's a game changer. I'm afraid now
I think she meant deal breaker. But she said game changes.
Are we going with that? Okay, must like cats? And
then her last point, golden retriever. So right, but my
is was like, I don't want a Golden Retriever. She
does want to go, she wants a Golden Retriever, but
I don't think we can fit a Golden Retriever in
an Auckland townhouse. And this is where the problem is,

(50:42):
so these are these are the things that we're trying
to weigh up.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Yeah, because Golden Triba, you call that a large dog,
ice you would, So you're looking for a I would
say a medium sized dog, yeah, which I weirdly enough,
there aren't that many medium sized dogs out there. There's
there's a few, but are generally the seem to be
small or laugh.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Yeah, but one of the issues that we have is
that we don't own a dog at the moment, and
so we don't know, like, we're not sure what the issues.
A lot of people that we've talked to have said, oh,
you'll be fine. That mean, as long as you walk
that thing, it's not too big an issue. How big
your house is, That's what most dog owners have been saying.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Yeah, that's true. But yeah, if you've got a larger dog,
then you definitely want to be walking up. I mean,
for example, there's a text that's come through here that's
suggesting that you should end up with a boxer. Only
one choice for Maniah a boxer smart. That's not true. Loyal,
I've got a boxer. Loyal, yes, definitely, hard working, hardworking, friendly, yes,

(51:40):
and just simply the best breed there is for you
and and I. You've got to walk those things. They
have got their hypo.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
Yeah, but ongoing for my hot girl walks every day.
Borught a terrier boys big dog and a small body
a Japanese or German spits. I thought we'd bomb both
of them. Beagel texts all of the boxes. Cocker spaniel
I barely know, Espaniel we and medium sized, non molten,
cute and cat friendly. This one here, I have a
staffy small enough not to take over the house, easy

(52:07):
to train, plus big personality. And I suppose you could
chuck it down the petz Ivia needed.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Well funny Okay, So I love dogs and and I'm
interested in breeds of dog as well, and i've I've
narrowed it down to four breeds that I think take
all of your boxes, min I. And interestingly a couple
of them were mentioned there on the text machine I
present to you first. I think it's important as well

(52:32):
that probably when you when you've you've named the criteria
for a dog. But I think as well, being in
a townhouse, you've got to think about the bark.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Have you thought about the bark? Not at all?

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Because not all dogs bark the same. Now you get
some quite barkie dogs. I don't think you want to
barkie ye dog now? Nah? So I present you option
number one, which was mentioned on three for three, the
border terrier.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
Here's what it sounds like. Okay, A little bit yeppy.
It's a bit yeppie. There was a lot of bucks there,
but not overwhelming, like I could deal with that.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
It's definitely a larger dog and a small dog's body.
Got a coarse coat, but cute face and super loyal,
super friendly.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
They look a little bit like the aliens from Men
in Black, you know that drink all the coffee, those
little worm things A yeah, I like, that's a good
thing for me.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
They're cute, they're not very big. Okay, so that's that.
I'll also present you the Steffi. Are we sure that's
a Steffie?

Speaker 5 (53:34):
I was that because I agree with you, Jerry. When
I was looking at that, I was like, is that
a Steffi? And I kept looking and a lot of
those Steffie sounded quite similar.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Steffi's a lovely dogs. Steffie's a love it and they've
got lovely coat because short here. Yeah, they have to
worry about the malting thing. Yeah, and they are loyal, friendly. Yeah,
they look.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
At you, they want to know what you're up to,
and small, but they don't make me look zisty walking
down the street.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Make you look quite puff actually little guiney.

Speaker 7 (54:02):
Look.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
They can be a gey in the wrong hand, but
an English staff he's got quite a small sort of
a snout.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
And now with the patch band, there's no way to
tell that I'm not affiliated. That's an issue. But I
like the bark and the blue ones. They are pretty,
very beautiful already cool.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Yeah. Also this was mentioned before and three for three
these soft coated wheat and terrier a little bit larger.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
Don't love that bark if I'm honest, really, Yeah, but hectic.
I think this is a great angle that you've taken here, Jeryl.
Wasn't weird that the bark could be such an issue?

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Yeah, but the thing with the soft coated wheaten that
they've got is they've got the wool.

Speaker 6 (54:37):
Oh, I guess they don't melt.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
They don't melt, but you do have to give them
a prune quite a lot because you're never having to
prune the staffy. No drama for me, Okay, you can
get out there with the clippers yourself. Yeah. That cool dogs.
Those soft coated wheaten tiris, you kind of they breed
them now to look like those those noodles. A lot
ofodles and stuff. Look a bit like the soft codd wheaten.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
Very popular.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
The doodle and my final that dog I present to
you is the short haired bearded collie.

Speaker 6 (55:05):
Oh sounds like a rott A little bit bigger.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Yeah, but I don't mind that they're on the bigger
side of medium.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
Okay, I'm into the short haired bearded Collie Staffy.

Speaker 6 (55:18):
Get the Sheba Ino.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
There's the doge meme dog Staffy without a doubt, sounds
like you need a Jack Russell, bodertarian U Neanderthal Chuck,
a leisha on Hoidy.

Speaker 6 (55:27):
J it's a good idea.

Speaker 7 (55:31):
Jerry and Mania the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Just looking for a dog breed for Mania. He's in
the market at the moment. I'll tell you what Staffy's
coming through, very very strongly on the text machine. Three
for three. Here's the Staffy bark. I would say that's
not a typical step. Is that a puppy?

Speaker 6 (55:48):
Is that a Staffie?

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Puppy?

Speaker 3 (55:49):
Sounds like a puppy. Again, that's what I thought.

Speaker 5 (55:52):
When I was looking into those backs, I was like,
now that doesn't sound what I would have thought as
staffie sounds like. And I looked at about four or
five videos and they sounded very sound like that.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
Yeah, I don't mind that they're wider than they are high.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
For STAFFI yeah, I got a big, old, wide body
pig like.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
But like a fire hydrant.

Speaker 6 (56:08):
What about a kervoodle. We've got one, but the bark
is horrible and you look zisty.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Okay, well, no, that's that's cross and cross.

Speaker 12 (56:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
What about a retrodoodle? That's a golden Retriever and a poodle,
or as I like to call it, a pool retriever.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Every one of those I've ever known has had schizophrenia.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
Yeah, right, they they are quite weird.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
They're smart, but they're also they've got psychological issues.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
Someone said, are you a gambling man, because if so,
get a dakshunned. Either you'll get the nicest dog ever
or just a massive wanker that only likes one person
and has voices in its head. They also have a
bark like a big dog.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
No, yeah, I would say.

Speaker 6 (56:40):
No, and no, yeah, a lot of love for the staffy.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
Someone saying, do the lucky dip at the SPCA, get
a mongrel puppy and just see what you get to
add to the staffy. You do get people crossing the
road thinking they're piples. Could be a plus few missus, Yeah,
I think so.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
I mean just a straight out spoodle. That's a spaniel
mixed with the they're a good dog because you got
a meat, you can get quite a largeish one and
you're going have been brown and the sticks.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
Here there's a lot of staffy about minight, short haired,
heavy seat, good natured and likely to sit on your
foot and smile whilst drooling quite a bit.

Speaker 7 (57:14):
Jerry in the Night the Hoarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Yeah, the game where we named five well known people
and you have to tell us whether they are dead
or alive. One hundred dollars up for grabs, two callers
on our eight hundred hardaki.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
Sounds easy, but let's find out how easy it is.
Been good morning, you're from Wellington and you've quit your
job to travel.

Speaker 7 (57:38):
It is.

Speaker 9 (57:39):
It's not a it's not a new idea by any stretch,
but but yeah, making it happen.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
Haven't gone very far no, No, I'm currently on Thorndon.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
So where you're planning on going then, Ben.

Speaker 9 (57:55):
I'm off to nine North America. Oh, yes, I've got to.
I've got a visa for Canada and I'm going to
make my way up through the States. And I've got
a big if off for if one's.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
That's awes Are you doing it by yourself?

Speaker 3 (58:12):
With friends?

Speaker 9 (58:13):
With my partner?

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Lovely?

Speaker 9 (58:16):
She makes them way more than I do.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
I didn't love your tone there, Bent, and I'm going
them my partner.

Speaker 9 (58:21):
Oh you know you know well, Vegas will be moderate,
it won't be the hangover.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
Hopefully we can get your hundred bucks to put in
one of the pokes over there. Mate, good luck. But
do you want to test out your buzzer?

Speaker 6 (58:31):
It's your name?

Speaker 9 (58:32):
Oh that's a tricky one, Ben.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Strong. Tony the brick Layer from christ Church Morning Cat.
How are you? Are we talking justice for Tony? Tony?

Speaker 3 (58:44):
Indeed? Yeah, Tony. How do you feel about the recently
rebranded Mastermind that's now it's academic We've no longer got
any justice for Tony claus in there?

Speaker 9 (58:55):
Questions a bit easy, to be honest.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
Yeah, that's rudest of them. I sort of agree with you. There,
that's Rude's folding you. This one not so much like that.
You're just gonna have to work out whether people are
did or alive? Tony? Would you like to test your
buzzer up? Please?

Speaker 3 (59:11):
The way?

Speaker 9 (59:11):
It's my birthday, so Ben's got to let me win.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
Happy birthday, Tony, test your buzzer. It's your name.

Speaker 6 (59:22):
I don't think that's gonna do.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
You're gonna be a bit quitting on the.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
Drawer here it seemed to be working.

Speaker 6 (59:26):
Try it again, Tony. Have we got you there?

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Tony?

Speaker 3 (59:32):
Tony? Are you there?

Speaker 6 (59:34):
Tony? Are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay?

Speaker 3 (59:36):
Tony?

Speaker 6 (59:38):
This is gonna be a cakewalk for Ben.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
Tony, are you there?

Speaker 1 (59:45):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (59:45):
There is?

Speaker 1 (59:46):
I think that's Tony. Let's get into it. It's definitely
an advance advantage for being first person dead or alive.
Known for his solo career as a front man for
the band Van Halen David Lee Roth deader Alive Ben
David Lee Roth as Yes is seventy one the schoolsman.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
I sorry, hold on, give us a second, fellost Jesus, come.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
On one, you hear me? Yeah, you can.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
Do, mate, Can you hear me, Tony?

Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
Yeah, I can hear you.

Speaker 6 (01:00:21):
Okay, Well you are on zero point.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
Barely?

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Is this an international call? Sounds like you're calling him
from Greenland or something? Alright? Person number two born in
sar Moore but played nineteen tests for the All Blacks
mainly is a winger. Anger to Gamala dead or alive? Tony?
Anger to Gamala is five? Ben Anger to gamala is

(01:00:52):
did yes? Sadly tragically died in twenty twenty two, Gone
too soon? It's fifty two, lovely man and your two.

Speaker 6 (01:01:00):
Got a rope line here, Tony.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
If I'm honest with you, you did manage to get
in first though, But best of love.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Are you laying bricks Tony as we speak?

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Or are you?

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Are you off the tools at the.

Speaker 7 (01:01:11):
Moment it's sitting in the use.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
You're not on a hands free situation, are you? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Get off the hand, No, get off the hands free. Okay,
You've got to get this one, Tony, to stay in it.
Wells Sanger best knowne for recording the theme songs to
three James Bond films. Shirley Bessie Ben, Shirley Bessie is.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
Dead.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
I reckon Tony Shirley Bessie is.

Speaker 7 (01:01:44):
She's alive, she is alive.

Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
Well done, Okay, we're getting there. Two points of being
one point Tony, Tony, you need to win this.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Next one says your hanging in there by the skinny
your teeth, Tony New Zealand Racing nine four Big Ones
at Lamm's and Daytona Chris Aimon dead or alive? Ben,
Ben he is dead.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
He is.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
He died in twenty sixteen, eight seventy three. Thanks for
putting us out of our pain, Ben, you will now
be able.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
To contribute to this trip that you and your partner
are taking around the world. You'll be bringing one hundred
bucks to the table.

Speaker 9 (01:02:21):
Sixteen Black Good Only Ben Birthday, Tony, Benn.

Speaker 7 (01:02:30):
Jerry Andman nine the Hidiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
It's a great thing about radio is it's completely interactive.
You can get hold of us anytime you want on
eight hundred Hydachy or three four eight three.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
That's right under the guise of anonymity as well, so
you can send through raw, open, honest, scathing feedback directly
to us.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
Yeah, so here's a little bit of feedback we've just
had from the past ten minutes. I thought I was
having a stroke listening to that ads and traffic report
at the same time. Very efficient circus. You boys are
running team love to the family, Bless, bless.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
Bless, like Tony's been on the powder this morning. Then
you talked over the DS this is great radio. Absolute punishment, punishing,
dropped justice for Tony after that debacle. Happy wedding anniversary
to Birdship Chris. And so that's so thank you for
the feedback. YEP, I'm gonna blame it all on well
half on Tony half on. I can definitely take a

(01:03:26):
couple of those things. I know.

Speaker 5 (01:03:27):
Tony's phone line was horrendous, cutting off the first little
of every sentence he said.

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
And you bought him that phone and that and that,
and I knew when you did that. I thought, this
is bad news for Tony. You put him on that
pre paper then, yeah, for eight dollars two degrees. Yes,
didn't you put him on boost Mobile monster texts? I
thought you put him on ten dollar texts scary and
you sold it to him like, oh, free text on
the weekend. It's like, that's no good to him, and
he's trying to win a hundred bucks on Dinner Alive

(01:03:54):
also because it was his birthday.

Speaker 5 (01:03:55):
And that is what happened when there was a little
bit of talk over is that I heard was the
other guy that was Tony and Ben Ben started wishing
Tony a happy birthday when I had already presided Barton,
and then I thought Tony would reciprocate, and then he didn't,
and then I panicked, and so two things were playing
at the same time.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
It's easy, easy mistake. Yeah, it's easy when you know how,
and we know how to make him stick.

Speaker 6 (01:04:15):
So thank you for feedback and.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Get some new order and there we go. That's better.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
That worked.

Speaker 6 (01:04:25):
Actually, could we plan to add over this?

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
We're good play about some dogs barking?

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Yep, all right, I want to see we can get
the Tripeq song, some weirds and the traffic before going
At the same time post.

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
Dog Spoken Spaghetti.

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There we go. That's a cod weet compleech the mozzle,
just what you're after.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Jerry and Maniah catch the radio show from six to
ten weekdays, The Hidaky Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
I found his biggest story in the country is that
the All Blacks don't ever coach, and despite the fact
that we're seven months away from their next game, it
is the most pressing issue that we are facing in
this country. And I've always thought that, you know, as
a country, this is a matter of national pride and
so contracts should be set aside for this sort of thing.
We should put the bat signal up, the Silver Fern

(01:05:19):
and the best minds we have, y'r. Wayne Smith's, your
Tony Browns, they should all come back from overseas and
as symbol.

Speaker 6 (01:05:25):
And coach the and coach team.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
But that's not how we do it.

Speaker 6 (01:05:28):
No, we list these things on Seek and trade me jobs.
It's insane.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
Remember when the Silver Fern's job last year went up
on Seek and it's like, wait, so I could just apply?

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
I feel it's really weird. And remember there was the
Breakfast presenter on TV one. Yeah, they put that up
on Seek as well.

Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
If someone's going to come out of nowhere and just
apply online, yeah, it's like we're just a bolt out
of the blue.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
Yeah. Yeah, especially coaching the All Blacks.

Speaker 6 (01:05:52):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
And like, I don't know if you've ever been on
one of those websites before in factory. I know you haven't,
but you can set up alert so that when a
job that meets you your CV comes up, you get
an alert. Whose phone's going bling? You've got international rugby
coaching experience. Why don't you apply for this job? Anyway?
It's gone up online and the Alternative Commentary Collective, who
are the bashi of journalistic integrity here in this country?

(01:06:15):
They've posted that that seek link on the Instagram page
and I'll read it to you now. All backs head
coach New Zealand Rugby listing on seekh. We are seeking
a candidate who has and I quote both first and
last names must starting with A Jay, had a short
coaching stint in Japan. That's very specific, played for and

(01:06:37):
coach the Highlanders.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
Even more specific.

Speaker 6 (01:06:39):
We's pants slightly higher than usual.

Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
I haven't noticed that. I don't notice that either an
understanding of the Adobe creative suite and other relevance.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
That is important.

Speaker 6 (01:06:52):
A tidy short.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
Back inside okay, no experience breakdancing after a victory. I've
never seen a job listing us for specifically no experience
in one specific area, lead, innovate, spell wrong and thrive
in rugby mental teams master chaos and drive success in
a dynamic, fun, high pressure environment listed four days ago.

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
That's interesting they mentioned the fact that they want the
person to also have a crooked nose.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
Yes, that's right. They want that person to have sustained
a broken nose at some point during a rugby season
and not have had the surgery until after the season.

Speaker 7 (01:07:26):
Jerry and Mini the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
It's a little update on a Formula one star Michael Schumacher.
Please Formula one great Michael Schumacher.

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
I honestly probably could name about two IF one drivers
and one of them was Michael Schumacher.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
I've met him before. He wears a high pant, does
he Yeah, I met him in Melbourne. Heaves a good
chat to him. Quite a serious fella, yeah right, not
a lot. No, I wouldn't describe him as an athlete
time as well. He was, you know, not as tall
as a short but I would say quite athletic.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
You don't want to be tool sitting in an F
one car, Not really, you know what I mean? It
make no sense being six foot seven, you know, a
half man, half ladder sitting in a driver's seat.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
What's the advantage dragged to'd be so much treg Yeah,
it's a little bit like your snowsports. There's no advantage
to being tools, spinning.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
Around and around and around, having a giant downstairs.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
Obviously, he had the skiing accident in Mirabelle quite a
while ago. Twelve years ago, now, is that right? And
in that time nobody has seen Michael Schumacher, and they've
seen a photo of Michael Schumacher. In fact, very few
details of his condition have been released, almost none, mainly
because Carina, his wife of thirty years, has been supposedly

(01:08:41):
looking after him, and it's just decided to keep things,
keep things in the family.

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
I don't mind it because, you know, as a guy
who would have prided himself on you know, he was
at the top of the pops. He is the Michael
Jordan of driving a cook allegedly apparently you know, want
people seeing you in that kind of state, you know
what I mean. But the problem is the side of
that as it just makes you want to know, doesn't it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
Totally? So they he's a very wealthy man. Michael Schumacher
made a lot of money, so property around the world,
i'd say, and then he had a huge estate in Miyoca,
and so that's where he is living now, apparently because
obviously he's got a number of carers, because you imagine
in a state, you'd have your You've got your butler's,
you've got your chefs, you've got your cleaners, you've got

(01:09:25):
your nurses for him, your paramols, you've got your gardeners.
It's probably a window cleaner that they employ, massive stuff
pool cleaner, and everybody who works on the estate has
to apparently sign confidentiality clauses. A couple of guys who
former employees, tried to take some photos and win a

(01:09:47):
bit rogue, but they got shut down.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
That's no good.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
Nah, that's no good. But apparently so words out. He's
in a wheelchair Michael Schumacher and can be moved around
his New York or estate. He's been after by Karna,
as we said, and apparently he understands stuff that's going
on around him, but probably not everything that's going on around.

Speaker 3 (01:10:07):
Him, right, and he can't communicate, I think, but at
least because the last I heard he was he was
bed written. So at least now they can, you know,
huck him in a wheel chair and get him around,
get him around the place. Yeah, I'll see him.

Speaker 6 (01:10:20):
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
I really don't. I think that's probably nah, certainly won't
see him at the height se if one again. No,
but yeah, no, I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
I think we should probably leave him too to be fair,
should we whould why we shouldn't probably be talking about him?
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:10:36):
Can you delete? Live Radio?

Speaker 7 (01:10:38):
Yep, Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
The thing had our algo this week around Pearl jam
in it, and it reminded me of another artist who's
actually in the country of the moment. She remember he
got taken to court last year or the year before
about around plagiarism, and he basically had to stand up
in court. He picked his guitar up and played four
chords and then about fifteen different songs over the top
of those four chords, and was like, look, if we're

(01:11:04):
going to ban chord progressions, then just ban all music,
because you know, there's only so many colors you can
paint with.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
Yeah, I think he wondered the well, he didn't lose.

Speaker 6 (01:11:14):
He didn't, but yeah, he was. He was accused of
stealing music.

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
I think this happens from time to time. One of
the most famous instances of a stolen bit of music
was Vanilla Ice, who infamously claimed Ice Ice Baby did
not steal from Queen and David Bowie's under pressure. He
was in a nineteen ninety interview where he added an
extra note to the base lane which made it different.

Speaker 11 (01:11:34):
It's not the same ding ding ding ding ding ding
ding ding ding ding. That's the way there's girls ours
goes ding ding ding digg ding ding ding ding ding ding.

Speaker 7 (01:11:48):
That little bitty changed.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
That's exactly the same. No, mate, that is exactly the same.

Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
It's not the same.

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
So it's so the same.

Speaker 3 (01:11:58):
Not the same?

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
Is so the same?

Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
Case was settled out of Queen and David Bowie receiving
songwriting critics and world is And what I want to
know about them is did they want to be noted
as songwriters of that song I mentioned? Probably not, but
a similar thing not plagiarism as such, but this does
happen from time to time of music, and a similar
things happened with Pearl Jam from the guitar solo from Alive,

(01:12:24):
which apparently has stolen not once but twice.

Speaker 12 (01:12:26):
What if I told you one of Pearl Jam's most
recognizable guitar solos was actually stolen twice before it ever
made it onto Pearl Jam's record. So Gene Simmons was
on Billy Corgan's podcast talking about Mike McCready and how
when Mike was first learning guitar, he'd sit there and
study ace freely. And one of the first solos that

(01:12:49):
Mike ever learned was this solo from Kisses song She So,
Mike tells this the Gene one day and gens like, man,
I got to hit him with it. He goes, man,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but
that solo he's took it note for note from the
Doors song five to.

Speaker 3 (01:13:07):
One, same solo ripped off twice.

Speaker 6 (01:13:15):
What do you stand on that?

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
I say that they are to me, they aren't direct ripoffs,
but close sounds very similar.

Speaker 3 (01:13:25):
But in sequencing, Yeah, this is the thing I think
when you when you're just absolutely shredding and rudle, No,
this is someone man, someone can also shred You know,
these things come back to you know, it's solos that
you might have learned as a kid that you you
know when you're up there, you know it's twenty thousand
people staring at you.

Speaker 6 (01:13:42):
You know, you just fall back to what you know.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
I don't know if that one would stand up in
a court of lore No, I don't think so either,
But definitely derivative if that's all good, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
I think so. There's no new when you sit on
that one, ruder.

Speaker 5 (01:13:54):
I like the fact that it is paying tribute. But
I guess mars homage a very good way of putting it.
But then you got someone like a wounded like Vanilla,
I say, no, no, no, no, no, definitely definitely, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:07):
That's that's a that's a complete rap. I thought that
was always some I just thought lays thought that was
just a sample.

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
Anyway, Coming up next, I've got a Hamish Nandy.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
But that I want to Jeremy Wells and the nice
Stewart find them on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
Bad Hodarchy Breakfast, Big Sandy's joins us in the studio.
Morning Beck, How are you nan?

Speaker 13 (01:14:24):
I'm fabulous, very excited because today I'm chatting to the drummer,
the guy the best seat in the House of Biffy
Cleiro Ben Johnston.

Speaker 3 (01:14:32):
It's going to say, I hope you've got a translator, really,
because I imagine him to have the thickest Scottish accent
of all time.

Speaker 13 (01:14:38):
Yeah, the Scottish accent is one of the hardest ones.
Apparently on those Ai telephone machines, when you call up
the Scottish accent as the one accent they can't understand.

Speaker 3 (01:14:49):
It's tough. I went to a have you heard of
you know Kevin Bridges as a comedian, Scottish comedian, great comedian.
I went to an open mic night in Glasgow one
night and he was there. Frankie Boyle was also there
as well. Wow, last seats in the house because we
were late, they were at the front and so we
had to go and sit up the front. And of
course it was an open mic night. They didn't have

(01:15:10):
a lot of material though. It was like these two
mutants up the front, we're gonna get stuck into them.
I was talking to my mate next to me when
Kevin Bridges walked out and I go, I've seen this
one on the TV. And then Kevin Bridges said something
to me. I got to look at a little and
I looked up at him and I thought what he
said was, what did you just say to your mate?
So I said, I've seen you on the TV and
the whole crowd just lost a plot laughing.

Speaker 6 (01:15:32):
And he had asked me.

Speaker 3 (01:15:33):
Where I was from, so so everyone else in the
crowd had seen him go where are you from? And
I'll send you on the TV.

Speaker 1 (01:15:43):
It's a weird accent because if you hid Norwegian people speak, Yeah,
when you hear Norwegian people speak, you go, it's just.

Speaker 3 (01:15:50):
A provision, like they're talking underwater.

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
Yeah, that's such a weird excent.

Speaker 13 (01:15:55):
And it's not quite close because they say that the
Vikings and Scotland are really close to it each other.

Speaker 3 (01:16:00):
Yeah, so it's kind of well.

Speaker 6 (01:16:02):
I think Scotland was settled by that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
And the weird part about that for New Zealand is
that our accent is actually quite close to Scottish accent.

Speaker 13 (01:16:11):
Yeah, wish if you're down south definitely.

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
That's where the rolling of the hours comes from, apparently allegedly, so.

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
You can understand what the band we're talking about, Ken,
will we be able to stand understand this interview?

Speaker 13 (01:16:20):
Hopefully it can't come with subtitles because it's on the radio.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
It's right.

Speaker 13 (01:16:24):
I just know they're very stoked to be heading New
Zealand and April.

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
Thanks beck enjoy the show.

Speaker 8 (01:16:30):
Thanks the hod aching breakfast, get back to work and
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