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February 9, 2026 • 56 mins

Today on the show, Lame Claims to Fame.... which includes one from Manaia and how he got punched! 

Plus, who does Manaia need to invite to his wedding to get it paid for?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 3 (00:11):
That's Jeremy Wells and a nice shirt. Welcome along to
the show. It's Tuesday, the tenth of February twenty twenty six.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Good morning, fellas. How's it all gone this morning?

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Very good?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
It's a Tuesday, worst day of the week. Mind ju
I always say this. It's the wave behind the wave.
You prepare for Monday. Tuesday. Tuesday just dunked your head
back under and holds you under there.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
So you wouldn't say Monday. You go Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
You're prepared for Monday. You know it's coming. You know
you can see that punch coming. Tuesday sucks. That's why
have you think about all the things that happen on Tuesday.
You give pizza half priced, the movies are free. You know,
it's all this kind of stuff. Because Tuesdays suck.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
People want to try and get you out of the
house if they can, so your day's go. Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
The worst we've done this. We've been about an hour
on this. Yep, Saturday is the best day of the week. Yeah,
because you're not at work. Ever, only thinks Friday's better
than Saturdays out of their minds, you're still at work.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Can we work backwards to the worst day? So Tuesday
the worst, Tuesday, Monday the second worst, then Wednesday, Sunday.
This is where it gets Thursday, Thursday.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
As the next worst. Uh, then Sunday, then Friday, then Saturday, Sunday, Friday,
Saturday only because there's more pass ups on Fridays than
there are on Sundays.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
If you guys ever listened to the words of Craig
David though, because he met the girl on Monday, took
her for a drink on Tuesday, so that that sounds
like kind of fun. But then they're making love on Wednesday, Thursday,
Friday and Saturday and chilling on Sunday. So for me,
Sunday is probably the worst day.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
But because of the chilling, yeah, or just you've got
to saw downstairs operation because you've done all that work
in the days before.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, it sounds fair right.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Fair enough, good sun.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Do you guys watch the Super Bowls?

Speaker 3 (01:50):
There?

Speaker 1 (01:51):
But some pieces, Yeah, that was probably the worst game
of the NFL.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Tedious.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Tell you what it was like, you gave a rugby union.
To be honest, it was surgid. Yeah, turgid, a horrid affair.
We're going to somehow make it political up next.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
Jerry and Mini the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
So the Seattle Seahawks won Super Bowl.

Speaker 6 (02:14):
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Speaker 1 (02:28):
That would be my undies that it would be forty
super Bowl would be ten before fifteen super Bowl undies
to me.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
So they be the New England Patriots twenty nine thirteen
at Lebo Stadium in Santa Clara in California. Apparently the
Seahawks second Super Bowl title in franchise history.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, a turgid affair, man'te That game sucked? Yeah, particularly
as someone who put a vibepunt on the Patriots because
I figured they owed me. They owe me about half
an hour in my life the Patriots, because I went
to one of the games against the Titans, tighten up
and I went down to the hot dog queue and
it was massive. I got stuck in the hot dog

(03:05):
que for the whole third quarter when I came back.
The Patriots had blown the Titans out by about thirty
points and a quarter. I'd missed the whole quarter. And
my Messes, who had spent about two hundred bucks on
merch for the Titans, yeah, was now in a foul
mood because she just watched the Titans get blown out. Oh.
I was sitting there. We had some little hellbilly kids
sitting behind us in full pads and helmet. He had

(03:28):
the full get up on and he was screaming the
entire time. So I thought, you know what these Patriots
owe me, So I'm going to put a vibepunt on them.
And man, they never looked likely, no, right, obliterated.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
No, they did. I mean they've won it so many times.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, I know, and I know a lot of people
would have been happy to see the Patriots losing this
time because I was like, surely they can't. They can't
keep getting away with it. Yeah, seventh Super Bowl appearance.
I believe for them. There's rumors of a vaunted second dynasty. Yeah,
but that Drake may is the quarterback. He's about twenty
three years I do think this his first or second
year in the league.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
He's got a huge future ahead of it.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
He does, but he might have been might have been
a little bit of an experience, you know. But he
never looked like they were coming back.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
But man, I here learn a lot from that.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah, he'll be just fine.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Yeah he would do. Okay, Hey, that kid that was
sitting behind you in the gear?

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah, so how what age.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Do American kids actually chuck on the gear? Because I
imagine they play a touch version of football when their kids.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
I think they play like flag football to like ripper rugby.
And so he would have been how was my brother?
He would have been like somewhere between ten and twelve, okay,
And he was screaming the entire time. The voice had
not broken yet, so it was a shrill scream.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Oh good, Yeah, I know exactly that type of shrill. Yeah,
that's lovely.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
It never stops. And because when you're at an NFL game,
they constantly trying to hype you up. There's things on
the screen, the jets flying over, there's stopping all the time.
It's stopping all the time. Then here's this guy's else,
there's league in Iraq, and then here's some kid who's
gone through cancer treatment.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
It's like, yeah, the thing about NFL is this is
very very stop start, and people complain about rugby being
two stops on they saying, oh, this is the problem
with the rugby. It's two stop start. But NFL is
going well, like in terms of their ratings and stuff.
What goes huge in the States.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
It's classic Americas because what they've done is they've just
focused on what's the most entertaining thing, and it's huge hits,
big runs, people make, throwing massive passes, and what they
don't want and what you'll never see is a game
that's been taken away from another team. So even into
the fourth quarter of this game, it was like Seahawks
are going to win this. Then they throw a touchdown
the Patriots and it's like they could come back. There's

(05:44):
enough time in the clock, they could always come back.
It's the same in baseball, similar isshan basketball. They do
a good job of that kind of stuff. Is what
do you want to watch? Yeah, we don't. I think
as well.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
They have an exclusivity about that game, like there's only
a certain amount of games per season.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
You every game matters, every game, every play matters.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah, they're not playing penalty advantage.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
For zombie rugby three.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Minutes where it doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Yeah, yeah, that's that's dead right, Whereas I feel like
in Super Rugby they could benefit from that if you
just played each team in the comp once and it's like, right,
this is the one time you come in against the
Highlanders this week either this year, yep, everything would matter.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
And instead how many times do they play like six I.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Don't even know.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
I feel like they play home and away against the
New Zealand teams with this good and their franchises, and
then they play once against the Australian team.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
And then on the third Sunday after the Harvest moon,
they'll play a team that's based in a state that's
postcode is a prime number. Yeah that's how that works.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
So yeah, in the ends, the Seattle Seahawks taking it out,
the huge celebrations. I can't even imagine what happens when
you win Super Bowl, big piss up weeks.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
We didn't even talk about the half time show. We
should talk about that.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
There was a half time show.

Speaker 5 (07:01):
Jerry and Miniah, The Hold I Keep Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
The History of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow. Today is the tenth
of February twenty twenty six, and on this Day. In
nineteen forty, the first Tom and Jerry cartoon, Puss Gets
the Boot, is created by William Hannah and Joseph Barbera
and released in theaters by MGM. What I say is
out jes out or you will w d out sounds problematic.

(07:31):
It just goes to show how out of the war
they were in America. Nineteen forty. The war's starting to
rage around the world, and America is just like, what
if we had a cat and a mouse and they
just chased each other? Oh?

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Man, I hated Tom and Jerry k oh ah that
in the road Runner just come out? Can you let?
Can you let the other one one? Just once?

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:54):
You just knew exactly as soon as it started. Okay,
so the mouse is going to beat the cat?

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, Blue, I just want the cody to catch that
rope com just once. Yeah. So that was in nineteen
forty and nineteen seventy nine. Do you think I'm sexy?
But Rod Stewart peaks at number one? A very literal song,
isn't it.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Yeah? A great video went straight at that one. Yeah,
I mean great New Zealander Rod Stewart, and he was
quite sexy in nineteen seventy nine, still got the same haircut.
That's quite remarkable that you can keep the same haircut
from nineteen seventy nine to twenty twenty six.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Is he still performing? He's still still performing that song.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Yeah, still performing.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
People still find it.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
I'm sexy. Can someone give him a lozenge?

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:44):
But also what is he what happens in the morning?
But what does his hair look like in the morning?

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Oh? Same, I reckon it looks amazing and then he
gets up and puts it on his head and walks
out the door. Nineteen eighty one, Dennis Lily becomes Australian
Australian Crew. It's top wicket take of the two hundred
and forty nine. That's out.

Speaker 7 (09:03):
That's what India didn't need.

Speaker 5 (09:05):
A short pitch chet and shower hand and.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
The necord for Dennis Lilly. It magnificence trigged our covatuation
doll round, not only to his teammates.

Speaker 8 (09:13):
For bills throughout Australia and.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Certainly for the commentary team. Well played tennis made misty
Korea and Dennis Lilly two hundred and forty nine perst Bricond.
That reminds me I must Bill Laurie. Yeah, commentator, God,
I miss Bill Laurie.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
What was it about Dennis Lily that made him so good?

Speaker 3 (09:30):
He was quick and here's the early part of his career, fiery,
but also incredibly accurate and could do a lot with
the ball, swing the ball both ways, had an off
cutter of variations. He was the complete bowler, Dennis Lily.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
He's since been usurped by one, two, three, four bowlers.
Would you like to play this game?

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Yep? Okay, you mean who in Australia.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
In Australia Shane Warn, Shane Keith Warn, Yes, Glenn McGrath,
Glenn Demetrius grat Brittley.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
No, didn't go turn in forty nine workeds.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
No, okay, then one I got one.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Nathan Lyon, Nathan Maniah Lion.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Nathan Meniah Line Yeah in in Yeah, at two forty nine,
you'd have to be Pat.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Cummins close comgos right below them.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
You've got it, Stark, Have you got it?

Speaker 1 (10:22):
It's Stark, It's start Craik mcdonnett's that is not Greg mcdonner,
it's Stark.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Cray mc donet didn't get two forty nine, two thousand,
not more than by the way, he ended up on
three hundred and something than you have on three fifty
of them.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
He kept charging. But yeah, nineteen eighty one's when he
took over that record. Two thousand and six the x
X Winter Olympic Games, which would be what the one
hundredth Olympic Games open in the shroud of turin Italy.
Luciano Pavarotti sings Nissan Dormant in his last ever performance,

(10:58):
Give it the Beans.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Yes, what is it about that song?

Speaker 1 (11:08):
And I think it's disgusting. I can't understand a word,
he said, Yeah, I drop sixting about that.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Ah man, So this nor means no one sleeps.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
I thought it was a car. I thought it was
the third most stolen car in the country.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Then this end, Yeah, and it's a strange old, strange
old aria. That one strange old opera.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Unrequirded love.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Yeah, Prince wants to get stuck into a princess, but
she doesn't want him, and then he answers three riddles
and then she says, well you can. If I can
find out your name, then I don't have to marry you.
And then he says she says, no one sleeps till
I find out.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
Your name Jerry in the night the hold breakfast.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
So what would you do if you found two hundred
thousand dollars cash in your attic?

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Would you hand then by my mum another house?

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Whould you keep it? Would you quietly put it away
in the bank over the course of months?

Speaker 1 (12:08):
First port of call is, I've found two hundred thousand
dollars cash, cash cash. Who's looking for this? You know
what I mean? Nobody two hundred thousand dollars cash doesn't
just get misplaced. Somebody knows that it's there, and are
they going to come back looking for it? That's my
first port of call.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Well, maybe or maybe it was a deceased estate and
maybe the person was just squirreling the money away. You know,
you don't necessarily know where the money's come from.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
No, but I think my first port of call is
looking up how much an automated machine gun turret would
cost uninstalling that on the front on the front deck.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
Well, there's a christ Church couple who found two hundred
thousand dollars in their attic and they freaked out, so
they went to the police and they handed it into
the police, and then the police said right, we'll be
taking that, thanks very much, and they crossed. Each couple
are now fighting to try and get the two hundred
thousand dollars back.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Because I thought the rule was that if you found
as soon as keepers los his weepers find us keepers
and subsequently claus two under the act losers weepers. But
I thought you got to you took it into the
cops and they would they would hold it for a
month or two while someone came forward to find it.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Yeah, well, that's what happens when you find a wallet.
So if there's a wallet and you hand it in
and there's some money in it, So the issue here
is there's.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
No wallet, why don't they put that take that two
hundred thousand dollars and stuff that they're going to wallet.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Well, the difference is that what the police is saying
is this money was probably from the proceeds of crime.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Probably you don't know that, that's what they're saying.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
How do you know that? And they're saying that the
couple were freaked out and they handed it him because
of safety concerns. Yeah, and so the police then set
up security cameras in and around their place. Fair enough, yep,
to make sure that if anyone was going to come
back for it. Then they're like, haha, gotcha.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yeah, not enough, I need a machine gun. Tar.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
I'm certainly going to ask you some questions, you know.
But when they've then kept the two hundred thousand dollars, please.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Oh the cops have Yeah, Yeah, that's robbery. That is
straight up robbery. Because there's another couple who recently have
just been they got community service or something. They had
one hundred and fifty eight thousand dollars deposited into their
account from someone who's trying to transfer their life savings
and pressed the wrong button, wrong number and transferre one
hundred and fifty thousand dollars into these people's account. They

(14:27):
have just gone through the courts for keeping that money,
so they got in trouble for keeping it. This couple
now have tried to do the right thing by turning
it into the cops, and they've been basically punished for it.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Yeah. I feel differently about if it's electronic and it's
an accident that it ends up in your account, well,
then if you've just left two hundred thousand dollars lying around.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Yeah, I love their defense to the couple that got
the one hundred and fifty eight thousand dollars, they're like, oh,
we just thought it might have been one of the
online gambling sites. Is of like, oh that bit that
I put on came then the one one hundred and
fifty eight k.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
You well, overseas what happened in a lot of countries.
You you hand the money in and then you get
a percentage of it, all right, so they keep some
of that, Yeah, because as you said this, now, this
is going to discourage people from handing money in. One
hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah, one hundred percent.

Speaker 6 (15:16):
Me.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Now my opinion has changed in the last two minutes.
Before you told me about this, I would have said, yet,
tell the cops, don't give it back to if no
one comes forward, which if it is the proceeds of crime,
no one's coming forward. Now if I find bloody twenty
bucks and though telling anyone, Wow.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Exactly, I know someone who chuck who found six hundred
thousand dollars of gold bars and the basement of their house.
Is that right? Yep? And gold?

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Did they tell the cops about that?

Speaker 3 (15:44):
They did? And I'm pretty sure they got it back.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Because gold's probably not from the proceeds of crime. I
find two hundred thousand dollars two hundred thousand dollars worth
of gold bars. Tell the cops about that.

Speaker 9 (15:58):
Yeah, yeah, Lord, Jerry and the Hdarchy Breakfast, Jeremy Wells
and the nice to It, the Hdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
I am and God. I mean, look, I'm in the
I'm in the throes of the early stages of planning
a wedding. I don't even want to do it.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Like you're in the throngs then, I mean the early stages.
That's year in the week.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
You know, we're not. I thought because there was so
many people just been like when you you know, when
you've been with your partner of a certain amount of time,
then everyone starts going, where do you is going to
get married?

Speaker 3 (16:33):
What do you reckon? The threshold for that is five years,
seven years.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
It depends how old you are, because if you if
you're over a certain age, the threshold is way shorter
than when you're under a certain age.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
No, I feel your pain, and it's.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Like it is the same thing as when you're gonna
have kids, you know what I mean? Because where are
those people going to be when you do have kids?
They're going to be babysitting, they'll be gone. I think
what I should have done. What I should have done
is years ago when people started us give me this question.
Started started a bank account and every time someone asked
me that i'd like, transferred ten dollars into this bank account.

(17:06):
And when we take over, oh, I don't know, like
twenty thousand dollars then, which would have happened by now.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
So how to weddings costing nowadays?

Speaker 1 (17:13):
So, like I was talking about last week, we thought,
surely we could just get some farm at a moa
paddock down south Canterbury. We put a marquee on. No, no, no,
they've already got that market corner. You're still looking at
like ten grand of bloody rent to marquete, which, by
the way, we should get into the marquee business. There's
a pretty penny to be made there. And so I
was talking to my dad about this and he goes,

(17:37):
or surely one of those bloody magazines was that magazine
you were surely you know they could they could fund
it the Day of women, the Day of the woman now,
which is every day to me. But back in the
day they used to pay heaps for that kind of stuff.
I don't know if they do anymore, at least not
for people like me. But who could I potentially invite

(17:59):
to my wedding such that the Woman's Day or Woman's
Weekly would want to cover it? You know what I mean? Like?
Could I feel could I pack the bleachers Worth Art
and the Turtles with Richie and jimm You know what
I mean? Are there people out there that the magazines
would be interested enough in that they would then pay

(18:21):
for it?

Speaker 3 (18:22):
So it would be a fame adjacent wedding?

Speaker 1 (18:25):
That's right?

Speaker 3 (18:25):
So you're because of the guest list and the quality
in terms of celebrity of your guest.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
List, Yes, they'll be fighting over it.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Weomen's Day would be happy to come along take some
photos so they can have all of those people in
their magazine.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Is That's right? And so all I need to do
is invite those people to my wedding and then they
are the Woman's Day or Weekly or New Idea or
whoever the Disney magazine now.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Geos however Geo Everyenson's up topless?

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yeah, exactly, I'll do it. Who would those people have
to be? What is what I want to know?

Speaker 3 (19:04):
How how a lists would those people have to be.
We're out on a boat the other day, A good
example of this. We're out in a boat with.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Blair Chuck, Blair Choke exactly.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
See Blair Choke and his partner. I don't know who
that is, but Blair Chuck and his partner.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Report you were saying, surely, surely.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
He'd be a big drawer card for the women's magazine.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Yeah, what about former All Black Captain Karen Reid?

Speaker 3 (19:29):
Okay, I think he'd. I think he certainly if you
reached out and did invite Karen Reid, such as your
relationship with him, that he would come along.

Speaker 10 (19:37):
What about, Uh, what Hell's Bears come? I reckon Hell's
Bears and mister b potentially. What about what about disgraced
former Highlander Joey Wheeler?

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Joey Wheeler, that's right, Yeah, let's get Joey Wheeler in there.
Who are the people that I would need to invite
that the magazines would care about? That's what I want
to know, Okay.

Speaker 8 (19:57):
I eight one hundred three four eight three, Suzan, Paul,
the magazines care about suxample because back in the day didn't,
because remember we did in tomorrow in history, Paul Holmes.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Is with him, yes, and elder Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
And he made a profit off that thing.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
Oh man, I think has he probably got paid one
hundred grand?

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yes, see exactly. If I can't invite him, obviously, Sam
sticks through. Why don't you invite ap from fu Mana,
Colin Matha, Jeffrey or Jason Hoyd.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
There'd be some radio people involved in that. Surely joj
Foene will come along with There.

Speaker 5 (20:35):
We go Jerry and Mni the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
So I'm trying to find a way to fund a
winning My god, they are expensive these days. Have they
always been like that? I don't know, it seems it's ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
I think it depends on how big you go. I
imagine you've got a lot of friends. There's probably a
lot of people you've got to invite from down South Maniah.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Family, yeah, just cut family out. I reckon.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
That's not even that, just that the just renting the
place is bloody expensive.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Both parents, both sets appearance on either side, and that's it.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah, because.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
It's bad when you start getting into the friends of
the parents.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
So I zone sorry, if you're a friend of my
parents you're listening to this, don't check, don't wait by
the mailbox.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
You do a separate thing for them, go up for
dinner or something.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
I shouldn't have said that into a microphone. I but
I've come up with a plan. I've come up with
a strategy, and it is to get the tabloids to
pay for it. Now, they're not interested in me, but
they are interested in some people that I know. So
I've enlisted your help dry and yours at home as well.
Give us a text three for it three. I'll give
us a call eight hundred hodaki. Who would I need
to invite to my wedding such that the tabloids would

(21:47):
be interested in covering it and therefore paying for it.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
And also people that you could put up with at
a wedding. Yeah, I mean this is important that you
and Jeff are happy with having these people along. So
there's been a whole lot of suggestions that have come
in on three for it three yep, how about I
read them out, please please, and you can either say
yes or no to the kind of person that you
want along. And you're winning. And I guess you got
a weigh app also how much money that person would

(22:11):
bring on or how much attention that person would bring Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
So we've got to go for people that the magazines
care about, you know what I mean. It can't just
be people we want there.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Yeah, okay, so let's start here. This is a suggestion
Paul Henry. You broad cast to Paul Henry. Yep, I
could go for Paul Henry. We probably need to add
red Wine to the list, but yep, the provisor being
no candles are open flames just in case he goes
up Sally Ridge Adam Brory, slap of floral dress on

(22:41):
purple Witzel, I.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Can't have purple. It's not my wedding. Unfortunately. I'm sorry, Pepa,
but that's why. Look, I just don't I don't think well,
and that's the problem.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
Marty Banks and Michelle Prinival from One Sport Yep, yep,
that can go. Apparently Women'sday's just done their winning, have
theybviously banker book?

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Perfect?

Speaker 3 (23:01):
Yeah? Perfect? Okay.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Tom says Tom can't come.

Speaker 7 (23:06):
Tom.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Tom says, pack your groom's party with New Zealand's most
famous blokes. His suggestion is Hillary, Sam Neil taker way
t love it and then Hillary is going to be
Tom says the missus can go with the Briscoes, Lady
Kate Shepherd and Beth from Once Warriors. Yep, that's not bad.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
It's a great idea.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
Winston Peters apparently, just a few chatterml and Craze will
see him there.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Okay, that's so. Now I've got to saw some Chattermelon
Craze and maybe some Mather Reds.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Yep. Where do you sit on Paul Holme's daughter, Millie Homes.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yep, she can come. Okay, so the tabloids love her.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
Donner, this suggestion here on three for it three is
going to be a little bit difficult to work. I think.
Princess Diana, you got to say, though, she would be
a massive attraction if she did come along.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
They would love her. Meghan Markle, dude.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
I'm Megan mark Me. Although everyone hates her now Harry
hates him too.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
Imagine if you've got Harry and William and you got
them back together. Oh yes, that's an angle.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Liam and Noel Gallagher.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
This name is surely bigger than all of those. Colin Mathura, Jeffrey.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Yeah, well we need some We need some style tips anyway,
So that'll be good, John.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Says, I heard Leslie Heath's hard up these days, he'd
be keen.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Yeah, okay, he's in hot. Yeah, I like it.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
It's the one that you're like, oh, I don't.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Know about somehow he'll get on with Colin Mathora Jeffries.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Is it a smoking or non smoking event? That's the
one for how.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Oh it's a smoking event. All right, it's back and
so I now need to go home and tell my
missus that Winston Peters is coming to the wedding.

Speaker 5 (24:49):
Jerry and Maniah the Darchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Jerry and Maniah joined the complay the Hodak Breakfast discussion
group on Facebook for more.

Speaker 5 (24:58):
No.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
I know that's a lot of out there. It sounds
like we're just walking the studio, you know, thirty seconds
before we go to air, and just wing it. But
I can assure you that a lot of planning goes
into making the show, the production of the show, and
we like to keep our trains on track, make sure
that you know everything's on time and on target. And
when we read that Zoe Sadowski, Senate woman ing the
phones and Studio B will be launching herself at seven thirty,

(25:20):
we said, right clear out seven forty, we'll be talking
about it, we'll be breaking it. Down. What we forgot
to realize was she's going to be going last. Like, yeah,
the event starts at seven thirty, but that doesn't mean
she does. There's twelve athletes that have got to get
through here and she's the last one.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Yeah. I mean Ewerbuchiriebert has just been Yeah, who looks
like she could have played one of the ewoks in return.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
That's an advantage, man like, because when I went down
to Wanaka a couple of years ago in a mood
to go berg at the Jossy Wells Invitational called off
because of weatherr is sshes. So we'll never find out
if I was going to go big or not.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
I know, why don't you when you called in to
commentate the I didn't know that you were called in
to go bag well.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
I commentated it in the end. But when I got there,
we had there was an athlete meet up the night before.
I call them athletes they are, and I just went
around talking insane amounts of shit to all the other
athletes that were there, whether they spoke English or not,
was by the bye, and I just told them bring
your a game tomorrow because I've come down here in
a mood to go big. And the only thing that

(26:25):
could save you is too much wind, which is what
saved them in the end. But I talked to Jossi
Wells and he he he said, yeah, they don't. We
don't get a lot of athletes your size.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
No, I mean there's not. That's the thing of a
If you're going to be spending around lots of time
and stuff, better to be smaller.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
That's right. But there is an element and massive element
to snow sports that's about style. There's a big part
of it that's all about style. And I've got to
be honest. If you see a block my size doing
a scream and see them in nineteen hundred off the
knuckle huck, bro, that's going to get you some style points.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Well, just to sit it, just just to create some
context here, Like these athletes are going down an eighty
eight meter ramp. So it's eighty eight meters long, and
it's telling me this, it's like fifty seven degrees and
so you're cruising down and then you're heading a jump
and you're they are flying miles and miles and miles
and there. It's incredibly gutsy what they're doing now, considering

(27:26):
that back in the day, what was considered crazy was
just going down and then doing like a ski jump.
Used to be considered nuts, and that was just people
that would just go down the thing and then just
launch themselves off it. And now they're flipping around and
around around, and you know they're don't flip.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Yeah, back in the day, it was like, so both
of skis off the start. Can you believe that? It's
like a bun out? Yeaha be bro that's right, all right.
So she's still about six athletes away, so I don't know.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
That's about to go now, thanks, So she's and she's twelve,
so she's four away.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
And just a quick update on the cooling. Mixed doubles
Norway have taken down South Korea and Switzerland have lost
to Canada.

Speaker 5 (28:08):
Jerry in the night they breakfast.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Great timing because Zoe Sadowski, Senate, New Zealand's Big Ear
champion is about to go and the women's big ear
at the Winter Olympics. Yes, he she is.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Now she's at the top of the run. The athlete
that just went before her scored and eighty nine point
seventy five. It's going to be tough to beat here.
She has starts regular age twenty four, Zoe Sadowski, Senate
out of Wanica, New Zealand. I'm a gifted athlete middleist.
At the last game, she's in a mood to go.
Burg I can see the same look in her eyes
that I saw in the mirror down. What a girl
those years ago.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
How about the little jump at the top. She's going
down and she hits the jump on millions of spans
and then lands. She didn't land it.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
She hasn't stuck it. She hasn't stuck it. Hands on here.
She's a little bit upset about that. She she wasn't
a mood to go. But but I will say, smile
on her face in the end.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
It's about the way this is, Joseph. You just need
the one jump, don't you, to propel you in and.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
You get three. So now she's she's waiting. As we
see the replay here one, two and then three spins,
she's probably got another couple in there before she lands.
That was fast, slower than I thought it was going
to be.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Six Burton gets a great ad, doesn't it.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
We should have had a darky logo on the bottom
of that, and she just didn't quite stick the landing. No,
but it's because she was trying to go back. She's
going to have to too because of that. Last the
Japanese snowboarder who got eighty nine point seventy five. She's
received her score and it.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Is a twenty seven point seven five, which puts her tenth.
But obviously early days.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Yet just got it in the big air. Just got
to stick one of them. So her next run will
be at some point in the future, and we'll keep
you updated on that.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
She's a champion.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
She's about to be.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
Jerry Andman nine the Hdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
It's academic fifty dollars Bunnings vout your up for grants.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
We'll ask you five questions. All you need to do
is get three correct to win a fifty dollars Bunnings
vout you and get your school's name edged into the vaunted.
It's academic roll of Honor, so give us a call out.
Eight hundred hodaki oh eight hundred and four to eight
seven to five. Roll of Honor includes such schools as
Todung And Boys College, Hot Valley Memorial College, Queen Elizabeth
College and Pamey Newland's College. Shirley Boys Sacred Heart, Mackenzie's,

(30:24):
Francis Douglas Memorial College and as of yesterday Saint John's
College in Hamilton.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
A lot of schools not on that list.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
I've got to say Saint Kevin's College, St.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
Paul's wantinga collegiate, and aukand Grammar. Three schools that I
went to. Three schools.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
None of them in there.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
None of them in there at all. Go to line one,
Good morneing, Welcome to the show. Who are we talking to?

Speaker 7 (30:47):
Carl's John?

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Carl Carl? What school are you from? Carl?

Speaker 11 (30:54):
What?

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Turkey Boys?

Speaker 7 (30:55):
Stool? Oh wha gloriot white?

Speaker 11 (31:02):
You what?

Speaker 1 (31:05):
I can't hear you? Are you in a different room
from yoursel phone?

Speaker 7 (31:09):
Oh yeah? In the comment?

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Oh yeah, how the blood match go last year?

Speaker 7 (31:15):
I don't know particularly to go back to watch it?

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Fair enough neither did I?

Speaker 3 (31:23):
All right?

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Should we rip into this thing? Five questions? May get
three right and you won.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
Okay, count out your first question for fifty dollars Bunnings voucher.
What country is hosting the twenty twenty six Winter Olympics?

Speaker 7 (31:36):
Oh god, no?

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Which former black Cap is nicknamed the Hairy jab.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Pa?

Speaker 3 (31:46):
Okay, we've got to get these three, correct, Car. What
is the capital of the Netherlands? Why no, Pa, okay,
not the morning for it's not the morning for Carl.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Well, look, Carl your educationally you're down there. I think,
to be honest, let's blame why I take you boys? Yeah, yeah,
Terrible's good. Terrible's good. Bad luck Carnes, and they won't
be getting onto the leaderboard.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Thanks for calling, Carl, Thanks for listening to the Hidercky
breakfast coming up after eight o'clock. You were laying claims
to fame.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Yes, skip them in earlier. I think there's a poll
up on the Instagram story at the moment, so if
you want to jump the que that way, or you
can just text them in right now.

Speaker 5 (32:31):
Three four A three, Jerry and the Night the Hiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
Damn, damn. I think the eighteen year old from North
not North Korea, South Korea just nailed it again. Women's
big here. She just chucked the snowboard after she'd after
she landed up.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Yeah, she stopped the first one, got eighty nine point
seventy five. And now she thinks she's just stopped that
she won't need the board again. She's throwing it away.
Someone takes her. Apparently they take the best two out
of three jumps.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Apparently allegedly, look, don't come No, you're the voice of
New Zealand's.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Different Rules ever Italy Is that right? Yeah? I only
know the manga that I know. Jerry, sure, all right?
It is time for lame claims to fame. No claim
is too lame. That was a mean trick she did.
Um Sarah messaged us on Instagram. I saw search tank
In from system of a down at the warehouse and
Walkworth recently he lives up that way, he does.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
He's always in New Zealand, surge, isn't he? Sarah?

Speaker 1 (33:27):
If you're listening, could you get in touch and let
us know if you saw what was in his shopping trolley?
I would love to know what searched tank in by
us Um Scuttle drink with JJ d Wells at the
inaugural Matt and Jerry podcast at Q Theater.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
I think they must be Karen. It was Karen, Yeah, Kieren,
I remember it well. This one here I met Mashi.
Bestday of my life. That is from Finnketty on Instagram.

Speaker 5 (33:52):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
I used to have a beer with Zoe Sadowski sin
It's younger brother in Wanaka before Olympic fame. Okay, I
took I fell as Bixter Sophillis Baxter's dog for poos.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Wow, okay, I need to know more about that. Let's
think of did Sophie Ellis Bexter know that you were
taking her dog for poos?

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Or it's sure it's my bad. That's right.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Well I was Sophia. I always saw of Sophis Bexter.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
No Bixter, that's a Bixter, Sophiells on the dance floor.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
You're talking about.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Alice Bixter.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
Guys, it is well, I'll be.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
You learn something new every day.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
So but like the day that I realized it was
the Armed Offenders Squad, the arm defend.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
They don't defend your arms. They deal with offenders who
are blew my mind. I stripped the ball off Jerome
Row party during an under Tin's training session. He was
the coach.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
Under tins training.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Ain't no party that Jerome Roe party and this one
here Jerry went on a horse trick with David bay
By coincidents.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Now that is there. I went on a horse trick
with David bain bi coincident I need to know more
about where that horse trick was. And also he's a
big man to be on a horse. Can't imagine the
horse would have loved it.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Oh my god, did I tell you guys about the
time I got an I got in a barney because
of a horse treck. My missus wanted to go on
a horse treck and so she was looking into booking it. Wait,
limit can't be over one hundred, ki liss, So surely
he could get a bloody Clyde's Dale or something. What Yeah,
I know, really discrimination to deal with that because I
was fat. I keep the text coming through. Augives a

(35:31):
call eight hundred Hardaki lame claims to fame continues as
we keep your breast of zoe Sadowski Senate, Who's get
to jump again?

Speaker 2 (35:39):
The best way to catch up on what you missed
the Hurdarki Breakfast radio show.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Podcast Kokomo has just gone again. She was the one
who was in the lead eighty nine point seventy five.
His second one was in the seventies. So she's left
the door open and that is all we need. Zoey
Sadowski Senate's got two jumps left in the Big Year
Final at the way, and as.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
Zoe's Saidawski, Senate, next she went after Coco maat didn't she? Yes,
she is okay, So here she is. She's at the
top of the top of the run.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
I suppose you call home, not what you call it
jumpah running jump.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
And she did a little jump last time at the beginning.
She's got herself in the spot and there is again
that little jump, and she's heading down eighty eight meters
down and.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Out and the spans, the spans of spans, and the lends, yes,
sucket hands out.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
There she goes. But the big landing not like the
perfect landing. I wouldn't describe as the perfect landing. I
looked a little bit she landed.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
I don't know if they lose points for that. If
you are trying to call through for Lane claims to fame,
Zoe's actually watching the Olympics right now, So keep calling.
She will answer you. Okay.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
So now we're going to wait for Zoe, SIEDASKI, Senate.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Yes, I don't feel like ready Lane claims to fame more.
I'm waiting on tenderhooks to find out what she's scored. Now.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
I'm kind of I want to know what's what their
score was, because how many spins. It seems like there
were a hell of a lot of spuns there. She
went miles like, she goes a lot further than everybody
else lands.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
She's going big. The The landing wasn't quite as clean
as if we've seen.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
But but she didn't thoughts. You should know whether that
counts for.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Anything, doesn't doesn't for me. I'm not worried about it,
and neither is the coach. The team are pretty happy
with it. She was pretty happy with it, yeap.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
She got the arms up, so that means something.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Surely, big smile on the way to the camera and great,
great ad for burden. What is Burton? That's what they
want you to ask.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Snowboard and snow boot brand biggest in the world, I'd say.

Speaker 7 (37:42):
So.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
She's hiding behind her board at the moment, Zoe, because
the scores haven't come up there. And she got a
oh that's good.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
That is good.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Okay, that keeps her in the comp Okay, that is good.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
All right, lame claims to fame. Let's keep going. Jeesum
so nervous, got sweaty palms.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
Okay, here we go, Joe Cotton from True Bliss once
ordered and a CD for me by Tom Yawk's brother's band,
The Unbelievable Truth when she worked in the CD store
at Johnsonville Moore the Terrible Album System. Well that's always
good to know, pretty much. I just wanted to do
her afresh on these Lane claims to Fame because I
was so busy watching that. Maggie Barry says this text

(38:21):
is my godmother's cousin.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Yep, that's.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Maggie Barry, my godmother's Wow that is so far removed.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Also tells me that your godmother's gone on about it
a bit. If you ever know that I had the.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
Dark Destroyer and the front seat of my taxi and
he couldn't answer one single question. Oh, the Dark Destroyer
from the chase.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
That must drive him insane. Everywhere he goes, people must
be riding in questions. I got Clinton Randall from the
Masked Singer Fame to play for our softball team in
the social tournament. He got struck out twice in his
own radio station. Took the piss out of him. Four weeks.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
My old primary teacher taught Hamish Kerr and won't stop
being on about how she's the reason he got into
high junk.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
I went to an abandoned stable where it was alleged
that Farlatt was conceived near Omrou. I'm gonna be honest,
every stable around South Canterbury North Otago's claiming Farlett was conceived, And.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Yeah, exactly, Tragedy, says I saw Havoc at power station
years ago. He's a legend.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Well, i'll tell you what, if you go there next week,
you might see him again. Hey, Haidaki, you'r comp with
my if and boat there we go. I was having
breakfast that fables and Dunedan looked to my lift and thought,
what do I know that guy? He looks like Joe
ninety And then I realized it was JK said good morning,
and I was gone.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
Richard has text and and said the last time I
was in Auckland, I went to the nzid ME building
planning to press my ass against the glass of the
Herricke studio. But I checked out when there was a
sudden security sweep and missed my chance to bear my
ass to both Luxon and Leslie.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
He yeah, well, gungeon from security and it'd taken kindly
to that, So you did the right thing.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
I was up in Auckland for Metallica and after the
show I was having a dart outside a hotel when
a black van pulled up and out hopped Amy Lee
and Evanescent.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
The security held me back like I was an obsessed fan.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Is that because you were an obsessed fan? I'd say
probably possibly.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
Jerry and Minnie the Hodarkey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
We've got a bit of a double thing going on
at the moment. We've got lame claims to fame three
for three, eight hundred hardicky, and we're all so embroiled
in watching Zoe Sadarski senate at the Big Air in
the Winter Olympics.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Yes, who has registered the highest score in the second jump,
but the first jump she was second last.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
Yeah, so apparently according to Nay who's the voice of
snow sports in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Wow, the text that I just read off the text
machine just before, Yes, it's three.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
It's two out of three.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
I think now that makes sense because she got because
she qualified first and about a hanfhundred and seventy something,
so that would mean she got two eighty eighth.

Speaker 7 (41:03):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
No, that adds up, that adds up.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Yeah, But maybe the qualify is different than the finals.
Who knows.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
You'd want a bit more certainty from the voice of
snowsports in your country, wouldn't y It sounds right? Done it?

Speaker 3 (41:13):
It does sound right.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
And what I've learned from you over the years, Jerry,
is if you just say something confidently into a microphone,
everyone agrees with you.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
A few more of these seats coming in On three
four eight three. I thought I had a chance of
sitting next to the Carmo Keed on a flight back
from Wellington. I got David Cumloff.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
And stood, oh gut it?

Speaker 3 (41:31):
So how I wonder how that was? I thought I
had a chance. So it must have been the Carmo
Keeddy and Jones must have been on the flight. David
Canloff also, And then the thought I might be able
to sit by Carmo. Here, I actually think I'd rather
sit by David Canoff. No, not only because he's he's smaller,
but Carmo you would have no room in your seat.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Tall, but notoriously wiry. He wouldn't take up a lot
of space. He's a great New Zealander. He would have
talked forty He would have told you all the stories
you wanted to hear. I like to fame. Camo Kid
once punched me in the face. Excuse me why Anne
Jones once punched me in the face.

Speaker 6 (42:06):
Why?

Speaker 1 (42:07):
I actually don't.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
He's a nice man.

Speaker 11 (42:10):
What did you do?

Speaker 1 (42:10):
It's a lovely guy. He So I went to the
All Blacks Experience where he works. He does some of
the tours there, and they printed out a jersey with
my name on the back of it, and then we
were posing for a photo. We did a fake jersey
swap with one of his actual All Black jerseys, and
then in the middle of it, he just.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
Punched me in the face for the photo. What as
a as a I'll punch you in the face a photo.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
That's a good game, that will be funny.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Yeah, how hard did he punch you? Drop me?

Speaker 1 (42:38):
I went, yeah, yeah, I told me that story, but
because I couldn't remember it until you just sit it.
Then because of the CT that's one of the great story. Yeah,
great New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
I suppose if you are sending him side David come up,
but it's like sending him side Garfield. He looks a
lot like Garfield the cat, doesn't he David Common?

Speaker 1 (42:54):
It's a lot of Lasagnia.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
I was on a Michelle is on the line. Let's
go to Michelle Morrian. Michelle, how are you good morning?

Speaker 1 (43:01):
I'm good.

Speaker 11 (43:01):
How are you guying?

Speaker 3 (43:03):
What's your lane claim to phone?

Speaker 5 (43:05):
So?

Speaker 11 (43:06):
I parked up in a shopping mall on the north
Shore there and I was right next to Paul Henry.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
Oh wow, there is a lane claim to phone.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Now what was he up to?

Speaker 9 (43:17):
Ah?

Speaker 11 (43:18):
So he was having a yearm with someone on his
phone for a little bit, and then we got chatting
after he finished his call. And yeah, so he's an
interesting man, all the the the alcohol he makes, and
the interior design he does, and the travel he's done.
A really interesting conversation with it.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
Sounds like it very one way, just telling the things that.

Speaker 11 (43:39):
He No, No, we were sort of back and forth.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Yeah, what kind of car was he driving?

Speaker 5 (43:45):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (43:45):
He was in a big like truck thing. Yeah, truck thing,
you know, like the cars at Aucklanders drive truck things.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Yeah, I know, like a like an SUV sort of thing.

Speaker 11 (43:58):
Yeah, but really big books.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Yeah, big boy man. Good stuff. All right, thanks very much, Michelle,
Say good day to Paul Henry if you bump into
him again. Yeah, I have a good day guy, Thank
you too.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Says I was on a flight from Micado christ Church
with Robin Malcolm and Marcus Lush.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
That was he sitting between the two of them. That
would have been a hell of a trip if you.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
Were I wouldn't have thought so. If you're on a
flight from Macargo to christ Church, it would be a
two sitter each time. It'd be a atr.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Yeah, right, so you're only sitting next to one of them.
Which would you rather sit next to? Robin Malcolm or
Marcus Lush? Marcus Slush too many pregnant pauses for me.
I keep up again to Josh Croenfeld around where I live,
A friendly eyebrow wave and a good a mate every time.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
My name claim to fame is that Margaret Foster was
my netball coach of primary school. Maggie Foster, great New Zealander.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
I don't even know who Maggie Foster is played for
the Silver Fair. How do you go? A lot of
zoe Sadowski's senate related ones coming through on three four
eight three lame claims to fame. Zoey Senet gave us
her left over arrange balls at the Wonker Golf Club
Oh that's nice. What a great New Zealander. Lovely Jesse
Ryder conversely bought me and my mate's darts got the boys'

(45:11):
sixteenth birthday party.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Colin Hay from Minute Works brother was my math's teacher.
So Colin Hay from Minute Work his brother was that
business Mythically that is That's a long way away, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
He's a formative claim to fame. On three four eight three,
I ended up dancing next to the old Have and
his then partner Clear Slash Waverley at the Chemical Brothers
concert in the north Shore Events Center.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
I went to that as well. In fact, I may
have seen them there. Those are the days. My half
brother's ex wife was the half sister of Rachel Hunting.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
Hang on, start again.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
This is from Carl. My half brother's ex wife was
the half sister of Rachel Hunter. I tell people Rod
Stewart and I shared a nephew, even though Rachel and
Rod got divorced before he was born.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Now, I'm just going to stop you there, Jerry, because
at the top of her run up is Zoe Saidowski
sin it.

Speaker 7 (46:02):
Now.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
If you don't know who she is, she's the one
who gave her range balls to someone else that Wantica recently.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
This is important. So this is her last run? What
can she do here? No jump, which is interesting at
the top of this one, the little skip. She's coming down,
she's up. She's spinning and spinning and spinning, and landed
it perfectly. Yes, that's a beautiful landing.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
That is about as clean as you're gonna see. She's happy.
Two claps. She's now leaning against the media wall at
the back. She's unstrapping her. She is very happy, and
the crowd like it as well. The voice of Snowspaarts
has no idea what just happened. But it looked smooth.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
It did look good. And the thing is, she landed.
It seemed like there were a lot of spins involved.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
I've seen more, but i I've not seen cleaner.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
That was almost like her. Yet she's not gone. She's
just going around and around and around. She's not going
upside down.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Other radio stations just having a white hot cracket describing
what she just said, having no idea what they're talking
it along.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
It's justest on as many times as she possibly can.
And then the landing was perfect.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
We're gonna have to go to the ads late here
because I want to provide people with an update of
what her score is. We're now seeing a fourth replay
of this. I mean picture perfect. She didn't miss a
single thing and landed stomped it.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
But she didn't go upside down. I don't know whether
that means anything or it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
But she's got nervous excitement on her face. She's flexing
her board, she's hiding behind it, she's waiting. This is
what she did last time. I think she thinks it's good.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
Okay, here we go, Zoeowski Senate. The judges have come
in and decided that Zoey Sadowski Senate will move into.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
How many more phrases have you got to pad this out?

Speaker 3 (47:47):
Jude? What position at the Winter Olympics?

Speaker 1 (47:52):
The fate of the nation, this twenty four year old athlete?
Out of what I could New Zealand gez don't making it.

Speaker 7 (48:00):
Wait.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
I think there's been some kind of collection one first, she's.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
In gold medal position eighty three point five. Oh, she
looks happy, but not ecstatic. I think the door's still open,
so she as it stands, she is clear by one
point two five points.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
She's in the first though she's in the gold medal position.
So now she just hopes that some other people will
fall over.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Yeah, all right, can we play some ads? I need
to do Nervous Wheeze.

Speaker 5 (48:27):
Jerry in the Night, the hold I keep breakfast.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Risk of going on a little bit too long about it,
but it's the biggest thing that's happening in the world
right now, and that is the woman's bigger final. Now
up next, the next two snowboardists to go, that's what
you call them, snowboard board riders whatever. To go are
the two girls who are behind Zoe Sadowski senate, so

(48:51):
it's s U Yes and Cocomo and Cocomo. Now they
are about to go next after the Great Britain Athlete
absolutely White, so that's her out of contention. And so
those are the two were the chance to knock Zoe
out of gold medal contention. Here is Cookomo Rubert Jamaica.
I want to take your.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Cokemo Marase is her name.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Aged twenty one. A regular stance she's going to be
taking into this jump here. She is pumped.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
She's currently third yep and so this will it depends
on what she can do here, but she could potentially
stack it, get over the jump, over the top of
Zoe Sadowski Senate, who's currently in first place, if you've
just joined us. Yes, so as min I said, two
more people to go. Can Zoe hold on to her
first place? Yep, here comes Cokomo. She's going down, she's

(49:39):
going down, reaching incredible speeds, and then she hit the
jump and she's spinning and she's spinning and she landed
at she's happy, landed up perfectly and she smashed into
the end barrier.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Yeah, but she is stoked. Wow. Do they take points
off for over celebrated?

Speaker 7 (50:00):
Damn it?

Speaker 3 (50:00):
That was good. That was real good. Surprised if she
doesn't leap frog Zoe here, although it's your best too.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
I think so hopefully that wasn't quite good enough.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
Zoe's come over and given her a hug. So I
think I reckon. I think it was good enough.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Yeah, Zoe seems to think it was. Yeah, Sadowski senter,
that is not Zoe's shot and studio B she didn't
think it was good enough. Yeah, No, that was that.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Yeah, this was there just spinning around, sideways going on.
It wasn't the upside.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
There was a lot of sideways, not really as upside
down as I would have liked.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
The perfect landing though, yeah it was. It was the
same trick that Zoe did, and she landed it just
as well. So what does that mean?

Speaker 1 (50:47):
I guess we'll find out when we go to the
judges scorecard, which will be a while away.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
Year, because you and the judges have to watch the
replays over and it's just like we're watching the replays.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Honestly, sometimes it sounds like the judges are just listening
to us and then basing it off that.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
It's tense moment be tense moments for Zoe Sadowski center.
Imagine that she's got she's in the gold medal position,
and then you've got two other people jumping in front
of you.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
I reckon, are we going to pat until we find
out the schools?

Speaker 3 (51:15):
Sure, because they can find out the schools in a
couple of seconds.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
I would think, OK, she's definitely guaranteed a medal. Zoe
Sadasi senter.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Yeah, but I reckon, she's moved into the first place here.
The tension is real. She's moved to first places.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Oh that was huge. Eighty nine point twenty five. Wow,
after eighty nine point seven five in the first run. Yeah,
that is that is massive.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
It's a gold medal jump for her, So that means
Zoe's moved into the silver medal position. Andrew Little joins
us next to talk about posts. This is the hodachy Buekness.

Speaker 5 (51:48):
Jerry and min Nin the Hodiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
So Wellington Water says people may have to stay out
of the water around the Capitol's south coast for months.
Crews have spent the weekend trying to clean up Wellington's
more wastewater treatment plant so they can assess the damage
after it was shut down due to being flooded by
raw sewage. It's likely to be months before the More

(52:12):
Point plant is back in operation. In the meantime, millions
of liters of untreated sewage continues to spill out into
the cock Strait and tell us more. We've got the
Wellington Mayor on the phone. Please welcome to the Hutachey Breakfast,
Andrew Little, Thanks for your time. Andrew. This is a
shit situation for Wellingtonians to find themselves. And why is

(52:32):
it so hard to fix?

Speaker 7 (52:35):
The entire syriage plant has just failed and gone down
and can't work, So it's going to take still take
some day to finish cleaning it up because you're still
a lot of as you can imagine, waste around. So
we cleaned cut it out. Then they're going to look
at all the machinery equipment that's been so damastra to
can't operate. You're going to figure out how to get

(52:58):
new stuff for all bet In the meantime, we need
to find out the cause of it because we don't
want to fix it up and put it and it's
just do the same thing again and it fails again.
So got of moving parts so to speak on all this.
And there is a nudency to it because Big Metropolitan
said he doesn't have a functioning search plant. It's not
a good thing.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Yeah, that's a problem. I suppose there's probably not too
many people putting their hands up to help out the
cleanup either. That's probably an issue.

Speaker 7 (53:25):
No, we we hit pay people that would clean up.
That's true. Read volunteer is talking to other people just
about the kind of health risk and stuff. But I
have to say the cleanup crews, because it's a pretty nasty,
ugly job to do, they've done an incredible job. Very
thankful for that, but not.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
Letting so close to the seed you reckon maybe that
water wastewater treatment plant.

Speaker 7 (53:46):
Well, waste water creatment plants tend to be what happens
is the idea is you process it and then what
you're discharging is reasonably clean water. See, but we're just
not discharge and clean stuff at the moment. This is
the proper we've got.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
So well into meet Andrew Little. How much damage is
occurring to the environment around more point at the moment.

Speaker 7 (54:07):
Well, a fair amount was that starts last because we
were in the short out four wards in about five
meters off shore, so that Rocky Coastline South coastline pretty
badly contaminated that we're now using the long outfall and
there was some screening going on, so non biot the
gradual stuff has been kind of screened out. That's going
about one point eight kilometers off shore, and the title

(54:31):
cuncers are take that away. The monitoring is showing very
very low levels of kind of contamination around the beaches
and all the rest of it. So we're keeping an
eye on that and we'll get advice on what that
means for the health risks of people returning to the
beach and the water. But that's still a couple of
days away yet, So what do you reckon?

Speaker 3 (54:49):
What's your gut in terms of how long this is
going to take to fix?

Speaker 7 (54:55):
Well the plant is going to take a month to
fix because it is month and a lot has to
be replaced inside it. But the other thing is we've
got If there are problems with the design level or
the equipment that we've got, we need to know that
because of that's the way we prevent it from happening
in the future. Then we've we've got to do something different,
so don't work to go there. That's why getting understanding

(55:17):
the cause of it as quickly as possible so important.
Then there's the fix up and repair and then hope
for getting it back online. In the meantime, we were
going to keep people safe, but we know people want
to get back to the beaches and stuff, and we're
just going to manage their carefully and keep people informed
about all that.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
Talking to me Andrew Little, it was it was just
standard water pipes last year, wasn't it, And now it's
the wastewater infrastructure. Is the fragility of Wellington's infrastructure and
the future of what that's going to present for the
city a large concern to you.

Speaker 7 (55:53):
Yeah, I ha been to everybody and we know. Look,
we know the twenty sixteen Cocod earthquake. It's shock up
all the pipes. There is a there's a program to
fix the pipes. This is the sewage plan, which has
been around what since nineteen ninety nine? Then thanks name,
I never had anything and nobody else ever thought there
was any kind of risk of complete and usher failure

(56:14):
of the plant until last week. So that's why we
do need to understand what actually happened because we can't
ever see me again. So the search treating plant is
the critical thing here. We've got to have a search plan,
We've we've got to treat the seach and keep people
safe from healthy using the fees. So this is kind

(56:34):
of one out of there.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
Really, Andrew little Maya of well in Time, thanks so
much for your time. Best of Like what's a joined
up Andrew ye shareing.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
Me wells and the nice Stuart find them on Instagram
at Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 9 (56:47):
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