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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hurdarche Breakfast. Get your insulation jobs sorted with Bunning's trade.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Jerry and Mania the Hurdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
We'd go on to the Hurderchey Breakfast Thursday, the eleventh
of June twenty twenty six. My name is Jeremy Well's
my nice Stewart not here yet. We've given him a call,
haven't we, Ruder.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Yeah, a couple of calls. Actually, Jerry, you have went
straight to the voicemail understand, yes.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Which is interesting. So I suspect here's what I reckon, Ryder. Yeah,
I reckon and I have gone to bed. He's put
on his alarm because it'll be set, because it'll be
a schedule, that's the way that it works. And then
he's charged his phone overnight. He's thinking he's charged it,
but he possibly hasn't turned it on at the wall. Yeah,
and then as battery's gone dead, and then his alarm

(00:45):
hasn't worked. That's my guess.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
The thing is when he wakes up at some point,
you know, obviously he's going to wake up at some
point in the next hour or so, and he turns
to his partner Jeff and goes, if I have slept
in and he will hat son.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
It sucks. We've all been there. It's a horrible feeling
and you feel like you're behind the eight ball. I
feel like a whole lot of things are happening without you.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
And then he's also going to get caught in Auckland
traffic because that'll be starting to go now, so as
opposed to when he driven an hour ago and there's
hardly any traffic, he's going to get caught.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
It's the perfect storm. It's the perfect storm.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
So we just keep trying them all morning and see
what happened.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yep, dry, Jeff is at home, isn't she We don't
have Jeff's number.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
That's interesting. Hasn't been out on an all night? Or
is he got in a fight with a bouncer or something?

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Well he could have anyway, welcome along, Nice to have you.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
With us, Jerry and Mini the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
I'll tell you what's going on. And I see it
has slipped in. I suspect, and I suspect his phone
is not charged because I've given him a couple of
calls and he's going straight through the answer phone. So
when he does wake up, and I suspect that will
be when Jeff wakes up, he's going to get a
horrific fright.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Well, the other thing is and I horrendously weak bladder.
So he's got to wake up at some point so
I can get to the toilet.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
That's true. Tiny bladder, big man, tiny bladder.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Such a lot of man for such a little bladder.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, it's very, very strangely small bladder. I believe it's
only two hundred and fifty mills. Really, it's all he
can get in that bladder of his. Oh man, he
needs to do some bladder. I mean, for all them
alcohol is drunk in his life. It's amazingly small. Hey, yesterday,
speaking of amazingly small, yesterday we went along, didn't we
for a bloody important meeting. It's National blood Donor Week

(02:39):
at New Zealand Blood. You can give blood by going
along to in Zidblood dot co dot in z and
Ruder and I went along to the facility there in Auckland.
Drove there, yep, and Ruder, you gave a whole so
much blood, was it? Yeah? Like I've never seen someone
give so much blood all my life.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Good on me?

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah, it was amazing.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
I've never given blood before. It's always been one of
those situations where they'll have a van or a bus
come over and they'll be like, oh, does anyone here
want to give blood? And it's always like I was
sick last week, I got vaccinated for my kids last week,
or whatever it is. There's always been an excuse. And
when this came up a couple of weeks ago and
they said, oh, does anyone want to give blue, I'm like,
I might as well do it. I might as well

(03:21):
give it a go.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
I mean, you've also got an undiagnosable disease. Yeah, that's
just in general. Yeah, that they can't test for. It
turns out because they did some tests. The nurse took
you into a row. First of all, you filled out
a form. It took a while. Yeah, it took you
way too long. I think you just what were you
doing throwing out that form?

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Well, okay, so put on the curtain back. There's a
form you've got to fill in on a tablet, and
I filled in all the questions yes, no, maybe, and
then it brought up a screen where you can review
your answers. And for some reason, instead of reviewing my answers,
I was going through an answer in them again. I
got halfway through and the lady Megan that was there,
She's like, hey, just let you know, this is the

(04:02):
review of the answers page.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
If you're happy with them, you just you I wanted.
I was there and I was like everyone else was
filling out their forms and then and then handing them in,
and I was just I thought, this is classic Rudy
just he just he's so thorough.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
I've made a mess. No, I made a mess. It
wasn't anything about it. It was, in fact, lack of
being thorough was the problem there, Jerry.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
And then the news took into a special room, just
one on one, yeah, and put you through some tests.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
Yeap.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
She checks my heart one hundred and eighty four centimeters.
I'm officially gonna remember that now. One hundred and eighty
four must be six foot one and a half sex
foot one, yeah and a half, at least six foot one,
at least six foot one. Wade myself took my shoes off.
Of course, was still over a hundrede That's all right,
that's okay. Did you really take your shoes off? Yeah,

(04:48):
and well my shoes, my shoes are heavy, Jerry. Yeah,
but why does it matter I carry a lot of
shoe weight. Why does it matter what ship? Well, actually,
the stupid thing is she wanted to make sure I
wasn't less than fifty.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Did you take your shoes off to do your high chain?

Speaker 5 (05:03):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (05:03):
I did, because again a whole lot of shoe sitting
underneath my feet. Checked if I was on an in
metication yep, and then pricked my finger made sure I
had some good hemoglobin going, which I did obviously, and
then we went out. I got a couple of things
and biscuits and some of the Arnet's biscuits were there.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah. Well what impressed me was just the amount of food.
So they you sit at a table while you're waiting
before you give blood, and then there's bowl there's a
bowl of fruit bursts. Yeah, very tempting, destroyed those, and
then there's heaps of Arlets biscuits, like more Arnts biscuits,
packets of Arnt's biscuits, and then there's a whole lot
of just juice as well. Yeah, it's just there's more food.

(05:46):
It's like being at a cafeteria.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yeah, it was a little bit like I was a
little disappointed because we did get told in the brief
that there was going to be on its shapes. There
was a lot of arts crackers, but no on its shapes,
and certainly no chicken crimpeas.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
There's packets of Tim tam I mean, I saw about
twenty peckers of tim. I mean, I would say in
a cost of living crisis, it's not about idea. I mean,
I don't know how many days a week you can
give blood, but if you could give blood most days,
you wouldn't even need to go to the supermarket.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Well, if you were in sun Client to grab a
packet of Tim tamman, just check it in your bag.
What are they going to do? What are they gonna do?

Speaker 5 (06:19):
No?

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Nothing, okay nothing. The lovely people there, they were really
nice and they mate. They put a lot of effort
into taking half a letter out of blood out of
one person, Like I talked to about four people. They
kept making sure I was all right the whole time through.
And then obviously they've still got to do tests on
it to make sure that other people can use it.
Imagine that. Imagine going through all that and then they're like,

(06:41):
oh no, that's rubbing wrong with this.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
They'll do some they'll do a series of tests on
that workout that once they work out to your blood
that's the problem here. So you can donate and book
your appointment at in z blood dot CODO and Z
can send a bloody important meeting invite to your boss
as well. I'm sure they'll let you go.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yeah, they're gonna let me know if there's anything wrong
with it within.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Forty eight hours.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
It would be good to know.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Don't eat breakfast, that's my advice, because there's just so
much both there.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
Jerry and Mania the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
So the eleventh of June. I always look forward to
the eleventh of June because guess what happens on the
eleventh of June.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
The nice Stewart sleeps in Oh, I'm a nice.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Jeart doesn't always sleep And I would assume. And no,
that's Uber Publishes. It's twenty twenty six Lost and Found
in so Uber Publishes. It's Lost and Found index. And
it's always an interesting thing to find out what people leave. Oh,
here's my nice shirt calling through the.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Answer I should answer, I'm and I you're live on
the radio right now. Fuck, okay, good stuff? How are
you going there?

Speaker 6 (07:48):
And I look in there I've had I've had better
wake up, spune on.

Speaker 7 (07:51):
I'm just bloody working up.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
Yeah, it's like what time is fuck?

Speaker 1 (07:58):
All right mate?

Speaker 3 (08:00):
All right see soon man, there we go.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yeah, that was predictable. So we predicted that we got
that one right, all right, didn't we?

Speaker 5 (08:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:07):
So yeah, the twenty so we'll see the nice jeward
And about fifteen minutes so Uber published their twenty twenty
six Lost and Founder next And it always surprises me
the things that well, it's just you realize how many
items there are in the world, full stop crazy, Like
people leaving their dentches with two teeth. I can understand

(08:27):
that because obviously they've taken their dentches out in an Uber.
Maybe there's been something stuck in the denture or stuck
in the gum between the denter.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
So where it says dentches with two teeth, is it
the ones that you're kind of slipping between where these
gaps and your teeth is Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:43):
I think so, so kind of like almost like a bridge. Ye,
So that's just a two tooth denture. It's not like
the full denter. Yeah, I mean to take out people
don't normally take out the dinner. Well, but my grandparents did.
Your grandparents used to run dentes and did they put
them in the in a cup of water beside the bed.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Yeah, my nana did that and she had I can't
remember the name of it, but you put like a
little barokka, a white baracca basically into a glass of
water and those things just sit there overnight. But my mum, actually,
Polly didn't. Polly didn't think that's what it was. My
mum actually has the dentches that fill the gaps, and man,
she loves to take those out and show the grandkids
what it looks like with half your teeth.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Oh, she doesn't have the ones that were the old.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
The full no no, no no, the.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Full old Gramps and grandma ones.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Now she's missing probably forty percent of her teeth.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
I always wonder with that, with the taking out of
the denture and whether or not. Because both my grandparents
had them and they'd put them in the yeap, in
the cups beside the bed, it was just normal that
they did that. I didn't think anything strange of it.
That's just what grandparents did in my head. But if
they ever were amorous with each other, I'm assuming that's

(09:51):
why it was beside the bed rather than in the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
I have never until now thought about that, but it.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Must have been because for activity you wouldn't you couldn't
kiss without teeth? Could you? Could you kiss without D?
Three for three? Can you kiss anybody who's got dinges?
I'd like to know anyway, Sorry, I've been side tracked.

Speaker 5 (10:11):
That's a right.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Breast milk is another thing that was found in a
noboy talking about things that are lost and found in
ubers in twenty twenty six Donnie Osmond group picture. I'm
not sure what that would an ankle monitor, So someone's
actually taken their ankle monitor off.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
That's not right, yeah, but very clever to be able
to do that in an uber because then it can
go around other places. And I actually know you wouldn't
want to do that in an uber. You want to
make sure that things says that you're at home at
all times, you think, so, yeah, a live fish, well
not long yeah, I don't know how large that fish was.
It might have been a goldfish or maybe like a

(10:46):
terr kee here or something.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Two trees, a cape with a statue of liberty on it. Okay, okay,
grass now I imagine there's a lot of grass and ubers.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Yeah along the Footwell you'd think there is, unless it's
you know, one of those ready lawn patches and someone's
just left it in the uber.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Someone's left a seventy five gallon fish tank. Well, that
would have been in the boat. And that's an easy
thing to do when you get in an uber, especially
if it's a longer uber ride, and forget that you've
got something in the back. A welding helmet. Two pounds
of blue raspberry gushes. Now what are gushers? Don't know
what they are?

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Hang on a dishwasher? How can you leave a whole dishwasher?
And wow, it's a big thing to leave in there.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Pelvis implants, okay, twenty pounds of duck sausage, a child's
prosthetic eye. Yeah, and a sleep apnear machine. Now, a
sleep apnear machine. That's a large that's a large thing
to have. So anyway, that's that list again. Twenty twenty

(11:51):
six Uber Lost and Founder next, it's good that they
do that smart smart from Uber.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
A double dooor oven?

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Is there an obit? We're enough to take a double
door robbin.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
Jerry in the night the Hoarcky Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Twenty to seven on the Hadacky Breakfast. But Jerry and
and I welcome to the studio.

Speaker 6 (12:11):
And I fellers, sorry fellas. I was listening on the
way and you guys are floundering toursday.

Speaker 7 (12:18):
It was just one of those. It's one of those
days exactly what you thought it'd even had heaven.

Speaker 6 (12:22):
I thought about jacking it in and I was just
like a final going, my alarm, my charge has been
on the fritz. Is it time to go to one
of those old school like radio alarm clocks? You know,
you know the ones where it's like because everyone used
their phone for their alarm, right, Well, if your phone's did,
there's no alarm.

Speaker 7 (12:40):
No, I mean the time to go to one of those.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
You could go Alexa, the old Alexa.

Speaker 7 (12:45):
Oh yeah, leave her plugged one.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Yeah, my kids seemed to go with that one. That
seems to work quite well. I mean, the reality is,
how often does this happen?

Speaker 8 (12:52):
Never?

Speaker 1 (12:53):
So it happens once. So it's not like a it's
not like a problem it's needs to be solved. It's
more of a phone issue. Is that your phone charger
or is it the little the little plug, the jacks
the point.

Speaker 6 (13:04):
Yeah, it's the jackpoint that goes into the wall, that part.
And so if I ever knock it or I reckon,
the cat's knocking it over in the middle of the night,
think shout out to the cat. By the way woke
me up this morning. I woke up to my feet
getting attacked. I was like this acid, and then I
was like, you know, I rolled over, grabbed my phone.

(13:24):
It was dead, and I woke the messes up. See
what time is it? Because it's six fifteen.

Speaker 7 (13:29):
You joke it, I thought you. I thought it was
a prank.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
I know that feeling.

Speaker 6 (13:33):
I was like, great, great situational awareness from the last
to call a prank on here.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Maybe you should. You could program your cat to wake
you up every day at whatever time it is. I
don't know if that's possible. It seems like I have
a nice it's a nice way to wake up. Yeah, well,
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 6 (13:45):
It was a rude awakening to find that out. Then
still gonna try and get the phone charge so I
could get in touch with you guys. And then by
six o'clock in Auckland the traffic started. Oh so now
I'm sitting in traffic. I was boxing in by three
people on their cell phones.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Surely you can take a different like can you not
go into the shoulder with your hazard going and your
hazards and say radio has coming through, radio is coming
through people, people are waiting for me. I'm a sential worker. Yeah,
king kid, I mean you are in siture. How cold
though I'm just looking now outside. I don't know.

Speaker 7 (14:21):
I wasn't outside for long enough.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Minus two in christ Church currently, although a Barmi seven
underneading one in Timo, it's not too cold. Rot one
Hamilton and minus one. There we go, there we go,
Napes ten looking around the place in Vocago.

Speaker 6 (14:43):
Four, she's I'm so tired. My face scanner thing on
my phone didn't work just then.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
That's always a good sign. But is this the coldest
day so far of the year. I think there's a
frosty start for everybody pretty much soon in centrally. Or
isn't it feel like it is so far?

Speaker 3 (14:57):
I had a number two out in the ribbon fringe
of Auckland this morning, No number two degrees. When I
got on my car, your temperature was two degrees. Sorry
I put that wrongly and I had to tip some
nice warm water over the windscreen, of course, very.

Speaker 6 (15:12):
Carefully, can I here's a tip. If it's quite cold
and it's hard to get out of bed, just sleep in.
The adrenaline of waking up will keep you all the
whole way through.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
Jerry and Midnight The Hidiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Have you seen the article that I've presented in front
of you and I Stewart?

Speaker 6 (15:29):
Yes, yessal. This has made my morning. I was having
a tough morning up until now. Sleeping into my arm
and then to be gifted something like this, It's just.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
That just brings it back down. Yeah. Page twenty five
of The Women's Day and the hosts see all the headlines,
says radio stars Hot romance, the key to Chris's heart,
Oh nice one, the heartache favorite new Game of two Halves.
Host lets us inside, is pri of it world sound sicky?

Speaker 6 (16:02):
Doesn't it lessen in his private world? Because CAZy hates
talking about himself. He's so guarded what's going on Keezy,
So for him to open up like this, it's brave.
The funny part about reading through I was just having
to read through it now, having been victim to one
of these hit pieces before. I know that ninety percent

(16:25):
of the things that they quoted me on in there,
I didn't say. So now reading through this, I'm like,
I don't know. He probably didn't tell them that he's
a rock star.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
No, I think he would have. Does it say rock star?

Speaker 7 (16:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Where does it say that? I know that he says
he's a seventy year old man at heart.

Speaker 6 (16:43):
He probably didn't say one of New Zealand's most popular,
more high energy young radio stars. No, Because I know
how these things work. I don't think he would have
said that. I don't think he would have said beloved
host of sports show Game of two Halves. I'm giving

(17:04):
him the benefit of the doubt, so I don't think
he would. I don't think he would have said that
he is bringing a bit of Bogan to the New
Zealand media industry.

Speaker 7 (17:15):
I know that's what they quoted him saying.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
I think look, they generally at Women's Day, it's a reputable,
reputable magazine.

Speaker 6 (17:23):
Have you ever with the whiskey underneath his nose? Well,
he's not bringing it.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
No, he's not bringing anybody when I think he's I
don't think Bogan.

Speaker 6 (17:35):
So I don't think he's adding a bit of Bogan
to the fancy media industry.

Speaker 7 (17:39):
When you see Keysy, there's not what you think.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Well, I mean, I've worked in the media industry for
a long time. I can tell you it's not fancy,
that's for sure. You don't think why was most interested
in how he got together with his lovely partner? Actually,
and in fact that really it seems like what drew
him mainly to her was the fact that his partner's
parents had a nice house out and and there was

(18:01):
always at a fire going.

Speaker 6 (18:04):
Yeah, yeah, romance. I read at a third grade level,
so I'm really struggling to get through this.

Speaker 7 (18:11):
But oh no, that's not me.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Retraumatized me will make a lot of We should really
be reading the whole thing on here. This needs to
be republished.

Speaker 7 (18:24):
Is it out of the Daries now?

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 6 (18:27):
So, can you get hold of one of those big
blow up ones that you did for me in plaster
it into the office.

Speaker 7 (18:31):
He has to look at it every time he comes in.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
He'll probably be happy with that. You found love on
the bus.

Speaker 7 (18:38):
He had a hot romance.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
Jerry and Mania, The Darkey Breakfast, Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
And the Nia Stewart, The Hodary breakfast.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
So I was reading an arcle yesterday a totung of
father has been made redundant five times in six years.
He's he's actually found a job, apparently an extremely stable job.
But the bit that I was amazed with was that
someone has been made redundant five times in six years.

Speaker 6 (19:09):
Yeah, it makes you wonder what those jobs were, because
I would have initially thought government worker and then all
the you know, because all the government people are getting
laid off. But I see here, know all in the
hospitality sector through restructures, business closures and company liquidations.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Yeah, apparently he held jobs and hotels, restaurants, a range
of other service based role.

Speaker 6 (19:30):
The other one would have been TV or radio for
the only other way I could see it that Yeah,
it would have happened.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Yeah. So Stants, New Zealand figure show that the Bay
of Plenty, which is where this particular man was working,
I recorded the highest regional unemployment rate of seven point
one percent in the March quarter, spike from five point
seven in the previous court. Now that's quite a lot.
To the point one, I've always that's reported as well. Yeah,
it's always high than that.

Speaker 7 (19:57):
Yeah, one hundred, Because there's been a lot of people.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Yeah, I got a job. You don't.

Speaker 7 (20:00):
Yeah, you go home all the time.

Speaker 6 (20:04):
Ever been sacked from a job Jerry, not knowingly? Yeah,
well that's the thing. And a lot of people.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Yeah, in our business, it's not so much that you
get sacked, it's that you don't get renewed.

Speaker 7 (20:17):
Yeah, because it's all contract to contract. Yeah, but what's
the difference really.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
I have had a number of situations where I've gone
and particularly with voiceovers, and done voiceovers for ads. You know,
that's the talkie bit on an ad, so it might
have pictures on it or a radio ad, and it's
your voice, but it's not necessarily you. And then I've
and then I've listened to the ad at some stage
in the future on the radio and it's not had

(20:43):
my voice on it. Yeah, And I was like, well,
I definitely recorded the voice for this, and obviously and
at the time they've gone yep, great, it's awesome. And
then you've left and you've thought, yep, job done, well, yeah,
pat yourself on the back, and then yeah, obviously they've
gone privately they've gone that was absolutely rubbish. Let's get
up that.

Speaker 6 (21:02):
I don't know if I've ever been like outright sacked sacked,
although I have been let go from two jobs twice each,
if that makes any sense. So one of them was
a dairy farm that I was working on. We were
milking eleven hundred through a sixty bail hearing bone, fourteen
hour milking, so one of them would start eight o'clock
at night. Anyway, it was always for a fixed term,

(21:25):
but it was until they found a permanent worker, and
so it was like we didn't know when it was
going to end. All of a sudden, the farmer comes in.
I never saw him in the shed, and he's one
of those like really sort of lovely guy, but just
a little bit awkward, and so he's just sort of
milling about inspecting random things in the shed. Then he
plucks up the carriage to walk over beside me. You're

(21:48):
right to finish up next Tuesday? Is that being fired?
You were right to finish up? Yeah, you're right to
finish up next Tuesday. I was like, yeah, man, yeah,
that's all I mean.

Speaker 7 (21:58):
Annoying year, sure, but I knew this day was coming.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Sweet airs.

Speaker 6 (22:01):
As I come in the next day, he's back in
the back in the sheet and I'm like geez, he
looks even more awkward than yesterday. And he and I
was like I thought he was. I thought once he'd
got that off his chest. Diep feel sweet, Nana. He
kind of sidles up to me again.

Speaker 7 (22:15):
Hey, yeah, I got my day.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Yeah, start to a conversation.

Speaker 6 (22:22):
Yeah, I got my dates wrong.

Speaker 7 (22:25):
It's actually the Tuesday next month.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Is that alright?

Speaker 7 (22:30):
I was like yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (22:32):
Like thankfully I hadn't organized anything else, so I was like, yeah,
happy enough to And then the other one was this
radio station. They were like, we're going to bring Johonaan
ben in so you guys are sick, and I was like, oh, god,
damn it. Then we get a phone call about a
week later. God all, actually Johnaan being a gun of
the hurts, you guys are still sacked.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Okay, so that's twice. Yeah, so you're twice sacked.

Speaker 6 (22:55):
Yeah, twice sacked from two jobs, which I think ends
up to four. So I'm one on one shot of
this guy so far. But check it in a year
from now.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Three four eight, three oh eight hundred hardeche. I'm looking
for the most sacked person who's out there at the moment.
I'm sure someone can beat four.

Speaker 7 (23:12):
Yeah, five?

Speaker 5 (23:13):
Five?

Speaker 7 (23:14):
Is this guy from Totung six or do we have
a six?

Speaker 1 (23:18):
It's not easy to set, you know.

Speaker 7 (23:20):
It's really not Jerry ed.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
For our most sacked listener. Can you beat five? That's
a Totonger dude who we're reading about yesterday, who has
lost five jobs all in the hospitality sector through restructures.
You've got your business closures, company liquidations. Terrible luck, really,
although I tell you that hospitality sect at the moment
is definitely one of those sectors that's struggling because it

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relies on everything else going well.

Speaker 6 (23:48):
Yeah, that's right, and it's often the canary down the
mine whenever everything else is not going well. It's the
first first domino to four, isn't it to mix metaphors?

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yes, And I think the hospitality sector in Auckland particularly
and well In as well, are the two hospitality sectors
are struggling the most. And those are the two city
based economies that are struggling because they don't have all
that fonterra money coming at them. Yes, apparently field days
great guns. Yes, yeah, apparently the rural sector is going

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which is great. I'm stoked. I'm stoked for the rural sector,
but apparently it's going People have got a lot of
money to spend in the rural sector.

Speaker 7 (24:22):
Strength the street nowhere else.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
That's for sure.

Speaker 6 (24:25):
We need to get a field days review on the
show at some point in the next couple of days.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Well, if we Mashes down, then Mash and g Lane
went down today.

Speaker 7 (24:33):
Meshes rural?

Speaker 6 (24:37):
Is he is he adding a bit of agriculture of
the New Zealand media landscape. I tend to radio star
Keysy bringing a bit of Bogan to the media lands.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
I know that of course Smash, former producer of the show,
well losses Virginita on a fence post post.

Speaker 7 (24:51):
There's a good point.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
How much more rural can you get your point?

Speaker 6 (24:53):
I can't argue against that, But for now we're talking
about who's been fired the most. I've just become aware
of something. There's a couple of issues here at play.
We haven't had a lot of texts in and I
think one of them is quite traumatic.

Speaker 7 (25:05):
Closing your job.

Speaker 6 (25:06):
So there's a lot of people out there who probably
don't want to relive that second. Second issue. If you've
been fired more than five times, you probably don't have
a job right now, so you're not in your cart
listening to us.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Seven o'clock's too early to be doing this.

Speaker 6 (25:18):
Yes, we have had a couple of ticks coming through.
One for someone whose name I won't rub, but never
been fired, but did take voluntary redundancy from a large
company and one of these cyclical restructures about every two
to three years on average year.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Well, now that's not a bad move because I know
someone who works at TV and Z well worked at
TV and zid and they have been and that they
are reasonably well known person. They have been made redundant
from TV and Z four times, yeah, and been hired
back yeah four times, and their in their life. They

(25:53):
now don't work at TV and Z.

Speaker 6 (25:54):
Took that redundant over like you want me back, isn't
that isn't that remarkable though?

Speaker 7 (25:59):
But they need apart from a new car.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
They said every single time they were high back at
a high rate, yeah, than what they were made redundant from.

Speaker 7 (26:06):
And got the redundo payout as well.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
I reckon that's a record.

Speaker 6 (26:10):
Yes, I know someone who had been planning to leave
their company for almost a year were shaping up to
leave just as they had found a new.

Speaker 7 (26:19):
Job to go to.

Speaker 6 (26:20):
They get called into an all office meeting and said, oh, hey,
we're restructuring.

Speaker 7 (26:24):
We want you all to apply.

Speaker 6 (26:25):
There's about six people being restructured down to one role.
And then they shoulder taps her and went, hey it's you.
We want you to so if you could reapply, and
she goes, I, I've already found another job, and so
they had to pay her out the redundo and then
had to hire one of the numpies back.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
See that's there's timing as everyboding.

Speaker 7 (26:43):
Yeah, timing is everything.

Speaker 6 (26:44):
But apparently the record for the most fired person of
all time belongs to George Jitsoni from Southend.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
George Jitson, Meet George Jitson.

Speaker 7 (26:53):
Yep, so often you actually can't find a number. That's
how many times it's been.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
Sick Jerry in the night, the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Late sport headlines, export to the beer for here, Jerry
and I want to we're going to go compliment Sandwich
on this one.

Speaker 6 (27:08):
I think you're a great news reader, but I feel
at times you don't lend these headlines the gravitas that
they deserve.

Speaker 7 (27:18):
That say that word gravity task, I believe long.

Speaker 6 (27:22):
On me a, you're not gravitating enough ass on these headlines,
I find so I would like to can we can
we perhaps get some sort of news the interest thing
to read them.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Over the top of I look, I'd love I'd love that. Okay,
I'd love that. That's right if you get the levels right.

Speaker 7 (27:49):
Out of this thing and then down into a bed
and then he'll read out of the top. Okay, here
we go, there we go.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
It's seven thirty one on the huddicky briefast time you
lad a sport headlines saying to explort al to the
beer for heat.

Speaker 7 (28:05):
That sounds immediately better that I can see why they
do that on one.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yes, Joe Route will return as England captain for the
first time in four years, with usual skip of being
Stokes stood down for the second Test against the black Caps.
Stokes and past bowler Gus Atkinson have been left out
of the squad for the match at the Oval as
an investigation into a gentleman's club altercation continues.

Speaker 6 (28:24):
Okay, now I slipped through the first hour of the show.
But when did it get upgraded from a night out
to a gentleman's club.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Yes, when we've just upgraded it.

Speaker 7 (28:33):
Oh, we've upgraded that.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
We've upgraded that.

Speaker 7 (28:35):
Okay, pulling our resources.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
An alleged gentlemen's club ultiicate.

Speaker 7 (28:41):
Wow, okay, I knew there was another angle to this.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Well, what would you think that would do? I mean, firstly,
who sets a curfew for a team who's won a
Test match? Yes to twelve o'clock? What are you sixteen? Yes?

Speaker 6 (28:56):
And if you were a grown man who is thirty
five years old, arguably to old to a bit to
night clab up anyway, would you accept I certainly wouldn't
accept a curfew. And so I wonder if the curfew
was a front facing curfew. I wonder if they were like, hey,
we're telling the priest, we're telling the fans we've instituted to.
Don't try about the kurf, don'try about the caffe.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
That's just for the media.

Speaker 6 (29:16):
The front face, front facing curfew, foul curfew, folk curfew.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Not thought of that angle. Stokes and Atkins that have
been replaced in England squad by Jordan Cox and Joff
for Archer. The next Test starts at the Oval on
Wednesday night. That's gonna be interesting, major distraction, huge distractions.

Speaker 6 (29:39):
Watch Archer get injured again and then they're gonna have
to bring Atkinson back in anyway.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
I mean, this is the problem. Atkinson's gone and for Archers,
but we don't want him.

Speaker 6 (29:47):
No, we don't want him, but he'll he won't last
to hold his He's horrible.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
I mean, he's he's great. He's horrible.

Speaker 7 (29:56):
Problem the fact that he's awesome, he's good.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Apparently the oval as well has been a very flat
batting pitch this year. So let's see how Josh Archer
goes on that good.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
I think you will go fine.

Speaker 6 (30:06):
Josh is text the morning boys very bend Stokes. You
can take the boy away from rugbylug. He can't take
the rug blug away.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
From the boy.

Speaker 7 (30:12):
Cheers Josh.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
An honest admission from Warriors stand out Jackson Ford after
being snubbed from State of Origin selection. Ford, who has
led the delim middle race the season, has failed to
win over New South Wales selectors to go to do.
Ford says he hasn't even heard from Blues coach Laurie
Daily and it hurts good.

Speaker 6 (30:31):
I mean not good obviously, but good for him to
acknowledge it and let it fuel you to a championship
this year Jackson.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
And Crusaders prot Fletcher Nuwell is ready to roll his
sleeves up even if he's got no I don't think
they have sleeves now.

Speaker 7 (30:43):
He doesn't even roll his socks up, Fletcher.

Speaker 6 (30:45):
But I did see God bless him because I've away
said Fletcher and Yule has greatest attribute is that his
ears are bleeding before he walks out for the anthem.
And I saw in an interview yesterday he showed up
for a press conference, is bleeding.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Oh brilliant. I mean it's good that he's got some
discernible body parts, because I was going to say perfect
prop no discernible body parts. You don't know what's a back,
what's a leg, what's an arm, what's a neck? Easy
to draw a head? That's just one big thing.

Speaker 7 (31:11):
And if they weren't bleeding, you wouldn't be able to
see where his ears are.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
So Cheese versus Crusaders live tab odds chiefs of the
dollar fifty five come down a fraction.

Speaker 6 (31:21):
To forty forty w money, irresponsible, but that seems like
free money to me.

Speaker 7 (31:26):
Ah news thing, it's a hit, much better.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
It's a hit like Hey, we're reaching out to Mash
next for a rural report.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
Jerry and the hot Key Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Huge, huge few days for the rural community, the biggest,
the biggest.

Speaker 7 (31:44):
It doesn't get any bigger.

Speaker 6 (31:45):
And it was always for me such a mystical thing
growing up because people talked about it, people went away
for it.

Speaker 7 (31:49):
But because it's so far away from where I grew up,
I never knew anything about it.

Speaker 6 (31:53):
It just sounded like Disneyland, and then I went there
in it and it was.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
For the rural.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Been a number of times and we're looking for a
correspondent actually, just just to tell us how it's going
to judge the mood of the rural sector. And we
couldn't find anyone. But we did find someone who went
along yesterday and that's former producer of the show Mash Morning.

Speaker 9 (32:15):
Mash Boys, gentlemen, sellers, How are we this morning?

Speaker 8 (32:19):
Okay? Right?

Speaker 9 (32:20):
So this is ah okay. So I got to take
from RUDA about fifteen minutes ago. Hey do you want
to come on this show today? So this is about
Field Days. Is that I was only there for about
an hour yesterday. Are we all across that?

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Well?

Speaker 6 (32:30):
Looks as New Zealand's premier agricultural journalists.

Speaker 7 (32:33):
You should be you would be ready.

Speaker 6 (32:35):
To build these cars at any given moment. I can't
believe that when you saw Ruda's name pop up on
your phone, you didn't think, oh, this.

Speaker 7 (32:40):
Will be about field days.

Speaker 8 (32:44):
Well, what do you want to know? I mean sellers.

Speaker 9 (32:46):
I was there for an hour yesterday with GWM and
Jerry Cisu and Monty Beatam and Accre g Lane, so
it was a high impact gower.

Speaker 8 (32:55):
But anyway, what questions have you got for me? Not
a lot.

Speaker 9 (33:01):
We were only focused on how much there was a
game going on at the GWWIMS stand where you had
to see how much of a car you could tow.
Jackson Ford to sit the record at about one hundred
and eighty kilos. Jerry was in there trying to get
about one sixty one seventy. He couldn't quite crack jackson
Ford for the record. I got about seventy five kilos.
Ju Lane got about seventy two kilos.

Speaker 7 (33:21):
Now I did.

Speaker 8 (33:22):
That was the first half hour.

Speaker 6 (33:23):
I did see this video first of all, clip that record,
Send it off to Laurie Daily and jackson Ford might
get named for the third game State of Origin. The
other thing is how much of your showing do you
put down to the fact that you had the wrong footwear,
not only for pulling the gwn but probably just for
being at field days in general. Did you see anyone

(33:43):
else in the school shoes?

Speaker 8 (33:44):
There? No, you saw no one else in the school exture.

Speaker 9 (33:47):
To be sure, there are a few school students around,
but there's no adults wearing school shoes. But you'll be
familiar with this midnight the dynamic of you know, your
rock up to the work on at nine am at
the ACC and g lane goes right, boys today we're
off the field days, and then the car ahead of it,
so here we go. So I was relatively underprepared, But
at the same time I can't blame too much.

Speaker 8 (34:04):
Of that down to the foot where I'm going to
be honest.

Speaker 9 (34:06):
But yeah, anyway, did you say, Jerry earlier you're looking
for the general vibe of the agricultural seeker. I think
it's fairly decent. I mean it was an absolute bukee
down the use of their mystery creek vibes were higher,
deep pockets, deep pockets. You could just feel it. I mean,
there's a lot of dudes that forty five to fifty
five hands in pockets standing about three to four feet

(34:26):
away from something giving it the up and down. I mean,
there was a lot of intrigue yesterday new technology. I
owned the stand around cattle hurdling herding. Sorry, there was
some new hinge technology going on the way you could
kind of open up and close gates. That was causing
a lot of crowds to build. Otherwise, I have to
be honest, Fellaws, I've got nothing more for.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
You any new fence technology, because you famously manage lost
your virginity against a fence posts in North Canterbury and
the sort of early two thousands.

Speaker 7 (34:57):
Any innovations in fence post technology.

Speaker 9 (35:00):
Going to be honest, boy, there's not a lot of innovations,
and sense post technology just still wouldn't circular ready to
be pounded in. But no, I A I avoided defense
posts at all costs because of that reason. I wasscued
that someone might identify men their defense posts at risk
of making.

Speaker 8 (35:19):
A joke about that type of thing.

Speaker 9 (35:20):
But yeah, you have to ask someone else again about
the sense list. I really feel like you could do
with an actual field Days expert Fellows.

Speaker 8 (35:27):
In the show.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
So far, you've actually provided quite a lot of insight.
The only concern I have is there have been some
allegations that have emerged this morning that you and acc
He Glane were involved in an incident with security and
at a gentleman's club over there. There was a curfew
of twelve o'clock that was imposed and then you ended
up breaking that curfew. I think gu Lane, as the

(35:49):
captain of the a sec, imposed the curfew in the
first place.

Speaker 8 (35:53):
Can I just explain myselfs slightly there.

Speaker 9 (35:54):
We had this idea yesterday that we decided that we
wanted to launch a festival that kind of sits adjacent
to feel days when we call that F and D.

Speaker 8 (36:01):
You know, like your R and V and your R
and A, you've got to your F and D.

Speaker 9 (36:05):
So people, you know, the all the all those that
are there during the day can then come to a
festival afterwards and you know, get on it and get
amongst it. So we were kind of scouting out doing
a couple of wikis, making sure that the facilities were
there in Mystery Creek. That's maybe why we were seen
in most places, but I can assure you it was
because we weren't really getting stuck into what they actually

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had to offer.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Okay, and that's good tonight right, And that is our
rural reporter Mesh, who's been done?

Speaker 4 (36:32):
Royal correspondent mess Jerry and Mini the Dachy breakfast time.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
It's academic. Are two hundred dollars bunnings voucher up for grabs.
Give us a call now, oh eight hundred hardechy O
one hundred forty eight seven five. If you think you
can answer three questions correct out of five, let's go
to Sam from Auckland Morning, Sam marking to the show
morn again.

Speaker 6 (36:55):
What what school will you be representing this morning, Sam?

Speaker 8 (36:59):
Yeah, great, Secred Heart College.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
It opened already on.

Speaker 6 (37:02):
The vaunted its academic roll of honold once you're looking
to make it too.

Speaker 7 (37:07):
What line of work here in Sam?

Speaker 8 (37:09):
I'm a banker.

Speaker 7 (37:11):
Going good at money.

Speaker 8 (37:12):
Finance bro.

Speaker 6 (37:13):
Oh your finance bro. Okay, all it's funny. Don't get
a lot of the finance bros. And it's about fifty
bucks once we get up to about two hundred dollars
of fun that.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
They understand how it works. Famous alumni from Sacred Hard.
Of course, the Finns went to Sacred Art, didn't they?

Speaker 8 (37:29):
They did Dave Dobbyin, Oh yeah.

Speaker 7 (37:31):
Oh wow, brought musical royalty.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
There's a whole lot of musicians that went there, the
Morrises as well.

Speaker 8 (37:38):
Ricky and Ian, Peter Erlich.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Peter Urlich. Wow, there was something something in.

Speaker 8 (37:44):
The water, the Chand brothers, the.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Chon brother There's something in the water in the nineteen seventies? Wow?

Speaker 8 (37:50):
Wow? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Was it the sixties?

Speaker 6 (37:52):
I can't done it anyway, Let's find out how they
go academically.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Good luck, Sam, You've got forty five seconds. Here we go.
Fab More Vaughan and Rob Pilatus comprised. What music duo.

Speaker 8 (38:10):
Skips?

Speaker 1 (38:11):
It's Milli Vanilli? What was the subtitle of the second
Terminator film?

Speaker 5 (38:18):
Man us?

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Okay, it's Judgment Day. You got to get these three correct.
What is the capital of Poland?

Speaker 8 (38:28):
Also correct?

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Who will captain England? And the second cricket Test against
the Black Caps?

Speaker 5 (38:35):
Ah and uh, you need to be faster, Joe wrote, you.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Can't do it, unfortunately, Sam rude of those questions, actually,
I don't think they were incredibly difficult. I just think
that I think you may have got question five right.
I Reckon and the Matrix movie? What color pel does
Neo take.

Speaker 8 (39:03):
Read.

Speaker 7 (39:04):
Yes, that's read.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
It was Joe Rhodho as a captain of the black
who's kept moving England team against the black Caps. Bad luck, Sam,
I'm sorry about that.

Speaker 7 (39:12):
From the sounds that you need to get into the
recording studio. Yeah, exactly, Yeah, these strengths light.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Good on your Sam. Thanks for listening to The Hurdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 6 (39:21):
So that means check once to two fifty tomorrow fifty
on a Friday, our love when this happens.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
Jerry and Mania, The Hodarchy Breakfast, The Hodarchy Breakfast with
Jerry and Mania.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Welcome along to the Hurdarchy Breakfast. Now, if you've just
joined us, you won't realize that. Man, I slept in
this morning and well Jerry and then called the show
with a shocking tirade.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
IM and I. You're live on the radio right now, okay,
good stuff? How are you going there?

Speaker 7 (39:53):
And I looking there?

Speaker 6 (39:55):
I've had I've had better wake up, Sponge, I'm just
bloody working up.

Speaker 8 (39:58):
It's like what.

Speaker 5 (40:02):
All right?

Speaker 1 (40:04):
You see? I will forgive me. I will forgive the
situation where your phone dies and your alarm doesn't go off.
But I struggle to forgive an explete of laden tirade
live on the radio.

Speaker 6 (40:19):
Well, what I would say in my defense one is
that was entrapment. At no point in that phone call
did you make it clear to me that I was
on the radio.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
I'm and I you're live on the radio right now?

Speaker 8 (40:33):
Just there.

Speaker 7 (40:33):
Yeah, look that is I'm pretty dead right.

Speaker 6 (40:36):
I guess I'm just getting defensive because I'm aware that
our boss has just walked into the office and he
wasn't awake at six o'clock, so he's just found out
that the show.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Well, Daniel just takes and he sleeps till nine thirty
every day five Stars. We'll listen again, and James is
and I is not contributing to the medstats again.

Speaker 6 (40:53):
Is what I can't understand is after the radio was
I got home at three am, I was back in
the office, said vibe.

Speaker 7 (41:00):
Rare and a go. I probably had about nine hours
sleg last night.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
I feel like, I Rick, you.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Get credit for that for one day. That is immediately why.

Speaker 7 (41:09):
I've just traded it in. Unfortunately, as talk malk grooming.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Next on the head Achy Breakfast, welcome along. It's nice
to have your weather.

Speaker 4 (41:17):
Jurry in the night. They breakfast.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
I get an interesting I have an interesting situation at work.
I have my haircut by someone at work. It's it's
a great privilege.

Speaker 7 (41:27):
Right, Yeah, it's a privilege a hairdresser.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
At work, as a hairdresser at work at TV and Z.
And they cut all of the presenters here. They color
some presenters here, not mine.

Speaker 7 (41:39):
Just having a look now, No, they definitely don't.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
They definitely don't color mine. Although I have been accused
recently of running a rents but I'm not actually running
a rents.

Speaker 8 (41:48):
Now.

Speaker 7 (41:48):
There's gray as if you ever look. But when I
in the corner, sorry Karen, when you.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Get your haircut by a person for free at work,
you don't get a head message. Now, if you go
to a really fancy place and you get youre not
a barber. No, so obviously barbers don't do head massageses.
They don't even wash your hair. Did they know a
lot of.

Speaker 7 (42:08):
Barbers you wouldn't want them to give you a head message.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
Yeah, I get the head, I get the head washed.
And actually the person who cuts my head does give
me a gentle head message. I mean, I'd love it
to be longer. I love a head massage. I'm gonna
be my favorite message.

Speaker 6 (42:22):
This is something that I've only ever been introduced to once,
and that's the world of women's hair salons, the hair
washing slash massage process.

Speaker 7 (42:30):
And it was because my long suffering.

Speaker 6 (42:32):
Partner had a flatmate who was a hairdresser and they
were talking about head messages. They said that she gives
the best one ever. So I've never had that before,
and so whenever, shit, this is a nash burden. And
so whenever she had a spear slot, she would text me,
I come down. I got half an hour free. Someone
didn't show up for their appointment. Yeah, and she'd just
washed my hair and give me a head massage. Yeah,
the best feeling. It's It's one of the great pleasures

(42:54):
in life, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
This might sound kind of weird, but I go to
a barber and I've just realized that they have no
basin for washing your hair. I've never had that offer.
But last time I went, the guy gave me a
shoulder message.

Speaker 5 (43:06):
At the end.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
That did that lead to well, what it led to
was thank you sir, you can pay me the forty
five dollars or whatever it was. It was very unusual.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Gave you a shoulder mass Now shoulder.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
And Nick, what solity is this? No, no, no, it's
a normal bar but that I've been to probably about
ten times here at all he cut my head, cut my.

Speaker 6 (43:27):
Hair No, no, no, someone said, which here, come on,
we'rekeeping this about.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
It is the nicest things, even if you're not a
big fan of being touched by other people. And I
know a number of people who are like.

Speaker 7 (43:39):
This, Yes, everyone in the South Island. It's like that.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Then the head messages is a different thing. Yeah, there's
a lot of apparently nerve endings in their head, but
oh yeah it's But when you're getting your hair cut
for free, yeah, you can't really ask for more of that,
Like you could you do that for a lot long?
Because that's really good my head for a little bit longer,
it's really good.

Speaker 6 (44:01):
Well, particularly when, as James says on the text machine,
is this a taxpayer funded hairdresser?

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Oh no, because of course you were.

Speaker 6 (44:07):
You were saying it TV and Z, which is taxpayer funded,
So we're paying for your haircuts. And now you're going like, see,
wouldn't mind a bit of a longer?

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Can I hear mess say James? Firstly, it's not a
taxpayer funded haircut. TVNZ is not taxpayer funded. It's commercially funded.
It's funded by advertising to a degree. The common perception
of anyway, let's not get into the governance of TVs. No,
it's commercially.

Speaker 7 (44:34):
Commercially but the hair dress are definitely paid by you
the text.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
So anyway, I have been in situations before where I've
been at a lucy end. I was once in and
are we doing some filming? I had to wait around
for someone because we're doing an interview later in the day.
There was like three hours to spare, and I thought
to myself, what do I feel like now? I was like,
I feel like a head message. So I went down

(44:59):
to I went to a salon and and I said
to the person at the front counter, look, what do
you guys, you know, do his message? And she's like, well, no,
not really. We cut here and stop winking at me.

Speaker 7 (45:15):
And I can't accept that fifty dollar note.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
But I was like, well, what about like a like
a hair wash and then a message whether She goes, oh,
you know, we do that, and I said, well, she goes,
you want your haircut? I said no, and she said
what so you just want to wash? You just want
to wash I said, yeah, stop winking at me. Yeah,
and she's and I said, how much for like a
just a wash? And She's like, hey, trust this guy

(45:39):
here wants wants to wash us here?

Speaker 5 (45:42):
How much?

Speaker 1 (45:43):
And Trush goes, what just a wash? Yeah? I don't know.
Five bucks? Wow? And I was like, yeah, five bucks.
And then I got my hair washed. I reckon, I'm
going to say she washed it ten times?

Speaker 8 (45:58):
Right.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
I came out of there fluffy, was not I was
so fluffy?

Speaker 7 (46:02):
Wow?

Speaker 6 (46:03):
Okay, answer sticks are how guys? I was a woman's
hairdresser and Chrish. It's in the nineties. I used to
love giving head massages and watching the client's toes, curl
answerm donners.

Speaker 7 (46:11):
You might not be alone there, Jerry. But it's an
interesting question.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
It's a dying ars.

Speaker 6 (46:15):
It is a dying art. But what are the does
and dunts around male grooming? Mm hmm because I put
that probably in a dunk. Let's get into it next.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
Jerry and mid Night the Hotiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Talking about male grooming. When do you draw the line
when it comes to male grooming. I love a head massage.
I think you get less and less of them nowadays
with barbers. But although Ruda got a shoulder massage from
his barber, which is interesting and a happy evening, I've
never heard of that before.

Speaker 6 (46:43):
Yes, right me, Pet, quite a lot for a two
nick kisses are a no rights Eli. That's and that's
a personal standard that Eli likes to keep.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Okay, I imagine that you're getting a head message. I
mean a grown like a grown during a massage is fine,
a normal message. If you're getting a message, you're like, oh, yeah,
that's all right. But when you're getting a head message
at the headress, I don't think you can grow inappropriate times.

Speaker 6 (47:08):
The moon seems like a whole different subject that we
could perhaps delve and do later on.

Speaker 7 (47:13):
Yeah, but for now, where do you draw the line
when it comes to mail grooming?

Speaker 5 (47:17):
So?

Speaker 6 (47:17):
Can I start off with hair product? Where do we
stand on checking a bit of product in you?

Speaker 1 (47:21):
Here? I'll put some here here products with your product? Absolutely, Rudy, you're.

Speaker 7 (47:24):
Okay with here product.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
I'm currently running two because my hair is getting a
bit longer on the top. I need two to control.

Speaker 7 (47:30):
What are you running? What's the what's the products? What's
the recipe? Brother?

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Okay, So first of all, you've got to start with
a better water just to get it gone. And then
I'm running something I'm not proud of, brittle cream, just
just to get it a bit of weight on it.
And then I put in some kind of waxy thing.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Wow, you go, bril cream out. Okay, So that's interesting
because I actually now I think about it. I also
run two hair products. Okay, I run the Here Party
or whatever it's called. What is that called.

Speaker 7 (47:58):
You're running a matt clay, Yeah, like a car.

Speaker 6 (48:01):
You're running a met clay into a pomade, finishing off
with the hair spray.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
I go, I go a hare spraud. Okay, yeah, the hairspray.
I'm going to be the reason for that tonight is
because we work with green screens at TV's in and
you can't have flyaway here. Yes, yes, yes, okay, right
down like a helmet.

Speaker 7 (48:19):
In your instance, I will forgive the hair spray.

Speaker 6 (48:21):
If you showed up to a building site with the
hair spray and there, I probably would not, So I'm
going to give you a pass there. Where do you
guys stand on blow dryers? For as far as male
grooming goers.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
I don't use a blow dry on myself. I have
no reason to run a blow dry. My here's not
long enough for that.

Speaker 6 (48:37):
Really, would you judge a man for using one? This
is not me soft launching the fact that I've got
a blow dry. By the way, I don't.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Look, as you know, min, I don't. I tend not
to judge if I can. But look, if you're going
to run a blow dry, I can't you just use
a towel. If you've got really long here, you probably
need a blow dry. If you're in a hurry face wash.
Oh that's fine, isn't it.

Speaker 7 (49:00):
Other man have in the face wash.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
I don't have one myself. Hot water, but I'm a
I'm a fifty year old man. I've even got What
about if you've got pimples? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (49:08):
Sure, sure, that's more of a medical treatment. I'm talking
men's daily grooming sort of situations.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Okay, okay, so I clean? Are you talking a cleanser?

Speaker 7 (49:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (49:18):
I don't know the difference between the boll which leads
me to our next point, having separate shampoo and conditioner.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
No, no, no, no way.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
I put you're a pert turn one?

Speaker 8 (49:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (49:28):
I am one hundred percent of turn one.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Aren't you a hidd and shoulders. I'm for your draft.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
For no, I just need to shampoo every day. Once
I accidentally bought just the conditioner. Gee, that was an
absolute mess. I had to go and find something else.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (49:41):
I'm a turn one, strictly turn one.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
I don't wash my hair, but if I do, I
just use what toss has got there.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
You don't wash it.

Speaker 6 (49:49):
No, someone's just exeren said secret life when I was
late this morning due to a lengthy blow dry.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
Imagine that. Okay, what about moisture er? When I mean,
where do you draw the line in terms of mail
grom In products? That's the thing it's like, because for me,
is you go your deodorant?

Speaker 8 (50:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (50:09):
I think most people will go, yeah, are were the odorant?

Speaker 7 (50:11):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (50:12):
You go here product?

Speaker 7 (50:14):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Then you're probably starting to look at some colognes or
maybe a cologne, multiple colones. Now a lot of people
will draw the line there.

Speaker 7 (50:24):
I definitely I don't own a cologne.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Okay, so replet that. That's my line.

Speaker 7 (50:29):
It's your line there, that's my line there, cologne here product?

Speaker 1 (50:33):
What about bed What about beard oil?

Speaker 7 (50:35):
I've been given it before.

Speaker 6 (50:36):
When you get sometimes you go to the barber and
they're like, here, have this, but for the most part, No, I.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Don't understand beard oil. But I don't have a beard.

Speaker 6 (50:42):
No I do, and I still don't understand it. Multiple fragrances. Yeah,
I'm out on.

Speaker 7 (50:49):
Separate shampoo and continue conditioner. I'm out on as well.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Moisturizer. Where are you on a moisturizer?

Speaker 5 (50:54):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (50:54):
So this is this is where I've landed as I
think that men treat superficial things as medical events. So
if you if you're having like dry skin and you
need to put a moisturizer on, I'm okay with it.

Speaker 7 (51:06):
If it's a vanity thing, get that out of this.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
I mean there are men that up wearing makeup now.

Speaker 7 (51:12):
Of course, been using Moistroza since I was eighteen. At
forty eight, I have the skin of a thirty year old.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Okay, well, good on you.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
I'm moreisturize each night. If you look terrible, three parts
of my body three parts.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Turns out you're the most groomed of my last.

Speaker 4 (51:28):
Ruder Jerry and then the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Here executive producer Ruter is the most groomed man, who's
got the heaviest toilet bag out of anybody in the
studio the.

Speaker 7 (51:40):
Most strenuous regime. Thank you. The yield on that pretty low,
I would.

Speaker 6 (51:45):
Say, josewerth the squeeze A texta on two four three.
I run a blow dryer on my armpit here every
morning to instantly dry the roll on rigs on it.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Okay, that's pretty extreme.

Speaker 7 (52:02):
Sounds like that that texts them before, like thirty year
old dites. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (52:07):
I've been using moisturizer since last forty eighteen forty eight.
I had the skin of a thirty year old. Oh right,
what about this one? Is men wiping? Okay, we did
draw the line on wiping wiping up. Yep, I'm a nass.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
You don't what just leave it?

Speaker 7 (52:22):
What's the point?

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Man? Be man? Just you have a shower at the
end of the day, and that is sort.

Speaker 6 (52:26):
Of well you won't just got a bit I shower
in the mornings. I'll hear a plant how you want.
But yeah, I just think wiping distinctly feminine practice.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Verse text here. I'm from christ Church and multiple of
my mates and I semi regular chapstick uses windy and dry.
Got to keep those lips slash Analgren's moist Well, look
I would say this about you. I think chips, I
think it's a half. I think all that stuff, as
soon as you start using it, your lips stop producing
whatever they need to produce. And you've got to keep

(52:56):
using it and keep using I know people are just
constantly using this stuff and they they are dependent on it.

Speaker 7 (53:01):
I think this is one hundred percent.

Speaker 6 (53:03):
They are putting some big chapstick, is putting something in
there that means once once it initially yes, you're better off,
and then it drives those things out like nothing else,
and now you're hooked.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Yeah, you've got to go through the pain. You've got
to let those things chap up. You've got to let
them cake. You've got to scratch off the skin and eventually, yeah,
come good.

Speaker 6 (53:19):
You rip those things, make them bleed, They'll come right eventually.
God it hurts when you pull a bit of the skin.
Someone else also shout out to that person for saying that,
for being brave enough to admit that, because I've noticed
that every time I go to christ Church. As soon
as my flight touches down, my lips are chapped. And
this is we're getting off the plane and she goes here,
put this on. She gave me the blistics. She said,

(53:40):
your lips a chap?

Speaker 4 (53:41):
Was it that?

Speaker 7 (53:42):
So they get your mate hooks into me.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
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Speaker 6 (53:55):
If we could, I've got a casual chat in lieu
of the mop up. If that's okay with you guys? First,
can we get a Bunnings here?

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Sure? This is show thanks to Bunning's trade. Insulation jobs
sorted with Bunning's trade.

Speaker 6 (54:06):
Yesterday, fellas we talked about VHD, VHS's and VCRs and
just reminists went for a wander down memory lane. Some
of the some of the VHS's that you had. You
had WWF Summer Slam eighty nine.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Black Header goes forth.

Speaker 7 (54:23):
Yep, Rudo, I think you had another Summer Slam as well.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Yeah, we had that.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
We had WrestleMania six, we had Gremlins, we had Ghostbusters,
we had Labyrinth. Those were firmly on rotation.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Can I had Lost Boys to my list?

Speaker 5 (54:34):
Please?

Speaker 1 (54:34):
Lost Boys the film?

Speaker 7 (54:35):
No, We've already got the list.

Speaker 6 (54:38):
And then for me it was Men in Black one
and two, one and two. Yes, the multi famous Victory
over the Lions from two thousand and five as well,
Oh brother, we're out there.

Speaker 7 (54:51):
I got to run as well my favorite movie Cultured, Yes.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Culture Off.

Speaker 6 (54:56):
Here we've got a text saying I was just listening
to the show from someone that works in the building here,
you're the big boss. Steno has just digitized a bunch
of VHS tapes that newstalk zb head. For whatever reason,
he has a VCR and so he's brought it in
for me now. Actually, so if you don't mind, could

(55:17):
you could you bring.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
The v C o GC's roller eyes.

Speaker 7 (55:19):
I've asked her to do something, bring it in and
present it for Jerry.

Speaker 6 (55:25):
So Stano this morning, man of his word, he has
found he's found a v CR.

Speaker 7 (55:30):
Is that the first time you've ever touched a v CR?

Speaker 8 (55:32):
So?

Speaker 6 (55:33):
Yes, okay, Now what you may notice about this particular VCR?
Do you notice anything particular about it?

Speaker 1 (55:43):
So it's a Sony Yes, it's the sex Head High
Fi Stereo Cephire Tape Cleaner Plus on TV sncrow play. Yes,
I remember. Look at it here.

Speaker 7 (55:53):
It's got the G code.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
It's got easy G code set up the G code.
You find your G spot with the G code.

Speaker 6 (56:02):
Now, I can't I kind of know what a G
code is. I know what it's used for, but I
don't know how it works, can you? Because that idea
here is that we're going to get a VCR, a VGs,
put it in the VCR, or just give it to Zoe,
give her a TV, give her all the ingredients, see
if she can play a movie for us.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
This is NICAM too, thus has got NICM stereos. That's
always good to know. So the G code was in number,
and it might be G five six two four one,
and that was the code of a program on a
particular day. And if you program that G code into
the video recorder, it would know the day, the time,
and if you had a tape in there at the time,

(56:40):
it would then record. You didn't have to have a
TV on for it to do it. It would just record. Yeah,
it would record the program for you, so you could record. Theoretically,
you could go away for the weekend and record one program,
only enough programs that your tape could hold for one
tape without replacing the.

Speaker 7 (57:00):
Now, did you have to set a finished time for
that as well?

Speaker 1 (57:02):
No, the G code knew the start and the finish.
The day knew everything as long as your timer was
right and your time was right programmed on your on
your VCR. Now if you had a power cut.

Speaker 6 (57:14):
Over, what if if the show beforehand ran long, then
you would get the start of the show before you
would and if the game went to overtime, it would
cut off and you wouldn't get to see the finale.

Speaker 7 (57:27):
That one used to drive me nuts.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
I believe the g code went five minutes each side.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
That's right, But obviously I mean back in the day
as well, they used to have free to your sport
on TV, and sometimes that would push things out. Yeah,
and so that could play havoc with your g code.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
I mean, I'm just looking at the Sony VCR player here.
It was like this is this was a good piece
of This was a nice piece of kit. This one here,
I mean, Zoey, what do you say, what do you
see when you look at this particularly large, large VCR recorder?

Speaker 7 (57:56):
It looks like something out of the Stone Ages.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
But I was going to say, do I get extra
points because it doesn't have a remote.

Speaker 7 (58:02):
No, it doesn't have a remote. It doesn't have a remote.
That means that I get extra points?

Speaker 6 (58:07):
No, because they never had remotes like they might have
when you bought it. But I've never operated a VCR
with a remote before. You always had to get on
your hands and knees, crawl up to the TV and
push the push the buttons on the thing.

Speaker 7 (58:17):
Worried, how how do you go?

Speaker 6 (58:19):
Because I know that you struggle with HDNY cables and
plugging those into TVs. You may notice no HDMI cable.
How do the three colored things? How they sitting with you?

Speaker 7 (58:29):
It's a concern.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
The set of RCAs. Yeah, that's old school. So yeah,
we're gonna put Zoe through paces with us VC, aren't we.

Speaker 6 (58:40):
Yeah, so this is the last thing we need, Jerry.
This whole thing came about because you're moving your parents
out and they had a bunch of VHSS.

Speaker 7 (58:46):
Could you bring one in for Zoe to play?

Speaker 1 (58:47):
Absolutely? Yeah, I'll bring one in. And I'd like to
see if Zoe can record a program play and record
two separate things. I don't think I could do that.

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