November 16, 2025 • 28 mins
Today on the podcast Jerry and Manaia talked about pass/agg notes, seeing yourself on camera, and what happened when Manaia left the work ute in a bit of a state. Who was really to blame?
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Yeah, well, now let me tell you, welcome along to
the podcast. It's Monday, November seventeen. That's the Twet and
the Hat.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Jamiroquai tweat in the hat.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yep, he's known as the Twet and the Hat.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yeah, I mean it makes sense, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Actually, I'm always a big fan of the music. He
was a tweet, but the music was good.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
What about when he sort of like sideways moon walks
towards the screen? That was pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I like that too.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, he had some good moves.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Heart done by Jamiroqui. You know, I quite like Jamiroqua.
I was a big Jamiroqui fan.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Yeah, I know what it is about the twelve white
people thought it was a tweet in the hat?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Is it something to do with his cars or something?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
It's definitely the hat. And you read in the bigger hat.
What's the one that he does where Napoleon Dynamite dancers
to it. That was a good one. Cant heat. I
think it's called that's powerful. I there was a girl
that used to work. It ends in me who could
do the hire Napoleon Dynamite can't hate dance?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I bore witness to it once. It was one of
those powerful things I've ever seen.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Hey, I watch a lot of people doing dances on like,
you know, social media things and stuff like people like
steadily clad women and me in our age, and I'm like,
where where did they learn to do that? Do they
spend time in front of the mirror?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Or if some people just have a natural talent but
they could remember every single dance move of a routine, Nah,
they just do it because it must take time.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I think you'll learn that. I controversial opinion. I may
not be that controversialus. I hate watching people dance. Yes,
I can't. I can't do it. I'm sitting there watching
them dancing like this is there. Everyone loves dancing, don't
get me wrong. Everyone likes to move a little bit,
you know, when the music's within you. It's important to
express yourself. But I don't want to watch people dance.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Now. I'm with you on that.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I'm also of the opinion don't film people dancing. I've
been on a dance floor before and it's the it's
your generation, Zoe, and they get the phones out and
they're putting phones and every faces and it's like, I
don't want to see this tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
KB likes to film people dancing. Yes, yes, that's not
always generous.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
There should be some there should be some sacred spaces
to not be filmed. It's it's it's that it's karaoke. Yeah,
karaoke is a shaker.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Well, we're filming people dancing. It's a little bit like
being filmed, you know, bowling and cricket.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
When you watch it back, it felt so much better
than it looks. Dude.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Well, when I first moved to Auckland, I played in
a basketball league where they have cameras in the corner
of the stadium and so you can go back and
actually one of the guys in our team would go
back and mark all of your stats. And when it
marks them, you've got seen an email and you can
click on it's called Glory League, and then you can
go back and watch your highlights. And I went back
(02:47):
and watched it, and I was just like that guy
runs like a fat guy. Oh, it's me. I run
like a fat guy. Because when you know, when you
were out there looking through your own head, you're flying,
I know, but then you watch it like I was
running through Quicksand and Gumberts.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
The same as me.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Like when I'm walking, I'm just so loosey goosey, yeah,
and I'm just like I'm just moving my hips here.
I'm sort of walking like a real cool guy. And
then when I watch myself back, it's like, no, that's
C three po.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Am. I really fucking stuff.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I know, Yeah, I feel stuff. It's harsh. It's like
it's like hearing your voice recorded, you know, like we
hear it so often that you do get a little
bit desensitized to it. But that feeling of like that's
not what I sound like.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Yeah, that never. I don't see myself anymore. It's quite weird.
And even when I watch myself on TV, it's it's
another person. It's I'm watching this other person that I
that I have quite a close relationship with. I know,
I know really well, but I know the person's it's.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Definitely not me.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Nah.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I'm speaking of speaking of images and stuff.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Every time I talk to you and I a picture
of Rudas starts coming out because I'm Underneen at the moment,
you're an Auckland in the studio and so we've got
a zoom going and see now it's picture of you
with a guitar. And then it keeps going back to
a picture of Ruder, who looks it's so DTF in
the picture?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Well there when it was a time in my life
to be fair to the picture. It was a time
in my life.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Oh no, look that The issue isn't the picture. I mean,
the issue is the picture. But the issue isn't the picture.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
The issue is hairline.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Looks the picture that Ruder has got this is his
display picture for Zoom And so when you join a
Zoom before his cameras turned on and it's never turned
on because you operate from the computer there that doesn't
have a camera at the desk. So all it's just
this photo enlarged and it it is smoldering with such intent.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Smoldering is this picture?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I'm not smoldering? Dripping?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yeah, it's like it's it's it says I.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
It says I will I will fuck anybody anywhere, anytime.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Do you know what's funny about that picture, though, is
that night I got horrendously drunk and went home and
spewed and then decided I wanted KFC, fell asleep because
I ordered on Uber eights, woke up, decided I still
want it and ordered it again. Oh you got a
double yeah, and that came from that picture where I'm
smoldering double cave and it turned into a fucking meth
and all of.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
That happened to you, and you thought, you know what
new Zoom profile because and I guess the issue is
that I've just become aware of Jerry. It's a good
point that you raise, is that every guest that we
have on Zoom, which is basically every guest that comes
on the podcast remotely as greeted with that. That's the
first there. It was quite off putting for me when
I because I joined the Zoom this morning, and for
(05:40):
a while there before Jerry connected, it was just me
steering at a photo of Ruder with me in the back,
you also physically in the background. It was double double ruding.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I got a double rutering. You got rooted from both ends.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Yeah, I did, well.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I mean, that's that's an okay picture of me. But
when you're talking about things, you know, when you're aware
of watching yourself on camera, a couple of things spring
to mind. One is that I've been filmed concentrating before,
and you've possibly noticed that you guys, but my mouth
that's doing this.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Yeah, you do weird mouthings.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
We do do weird mouth things.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Like I'm on drugs. And I didn't notice that until
someone filmed me doing it. And number two was someone
once said to me, you know when you sing your
face as weird shit man, And I was like, oh,
probably not. I probably look really good what I'm singing.
And then they film and I've seen it a number
of times since, and I look like I'm having numerous seizures.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
But that's just the music within you coming out.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
No, I think it's just there's something wrong with me.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Someone's on the phone. Should we see if they want to?
Why not calling into the podcast? Good morning, Hodaki? Who
are you talking to?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I call it possibly wish the Beast on until the
clums coming up on Wednesday?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Sorry? Could you say that again? We couldn't quite hear.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Good morning?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Who am I speaking? Are you talking to me? Night?
And Jerry, we're just recording the podcast.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Tim and I am Jerry's Michael.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Can you speak the Beast from them Trail Crowns on Wednesday?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
All right, we'll do that, Thanks very much for the call, Michael,
Take care all right, today.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Man, it was well handled minight.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Thank you. I didn't catch a word of that.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
No, neither.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I think he texts through quite often, Michael. I think
like during the night.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Does text make sense?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah, he wanted something to happen on Wednesday. I don't
know exactly what it.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Was, something about Metallica playing at Eden Park on Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Oh, he just wanted to let us know they're playing
at Eden Park on Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Michael. Thanks for that. It's like a public service and
I'll go.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
To be honest, I didn't know if he's going.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I didn't know that. I didn't know that. We've got
another tixt here that I would like to address. So
can we take a take an early break, take an
early shower, and come back and address this text from
Cam and Donners.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
I'm looking at a picture of a John dere Sex
four three are tracker right from a giant John dere
Sex four three.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Are and God, they look like people trackers, don't they.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Once you've seen cars, the movie everything they're looking they're
making them more and more like people.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Yeah, well you can tell a lot about it, man,
by what tractory tries text for the party of Cam
and Donner's first time text A long time listener, What
is Jerry doing? And done? It's hard.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
I'm doing the seven sharp ikea road trip which involves
traveling around the different parts of the South Island the.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
More too, yep, and.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
And doing live shows from different places Tonight Dunedin, tomorrow night, Queenstown,
the night after, Takeapool, then christ Church, then Nelson.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Oh, delightful. I would love to have come with you
on this on the strip would have been should you should.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Have come on?
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Look, hey, why didn't you come? Why didn't I come
with you?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
You know I should have come with man, we could
have gone around and ye, the met everybody from all
the different officers that z in me.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Ye, shook some and told them that we do a
radio shows.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Yeah, I told some people that we did. I could
have shown you around South can I we going to
take a par I know my way around that place
like the back of my hand. Could have shown you
how to jump a tastic or two and so right
in between the lines, I wanted to go. You want
a minute, go over? I wanted to go. So something
happened there. I don't know what happened exactly.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Something we had happened.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
So so tonight we're doing the show for a seven
sharp from inside Forsyth.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Bar Ah yeah, vacuous, rufine?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
What should be interesting?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Rufine?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Always on?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Whereabouts? Are you going to be out halfway or in
the part where they park the buzzes.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
I think we're going to be down on the field
with I think I think pretty much kind of the
twenty two looking back, so like you'll see most of
the field behind us. Nice and then and then I
can't do the show from Queens. I can't do the
radio show from Queenstown because we don't have a studio there.
So I'm flying back to Auckland tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Is that true? I feel like we've definitely got a
studio in Queenstown. We don't have a frequency, but there
is definitely a studio down there.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I was told I was told that we didn't have
a studio there.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
We not have the broadcast capabilities because we've got a studio.
Surely well mentioned, is that right?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
No? I was told that we didn't and we don't
get one.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Oh, we certainly don't have one.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
So then I'm coming back for Winds. I'll see you
guys on Windnesday in the studio and then on Thursday,
I'm going to be cross Chach and then Friday still
cross Church because then we're going to Nelson for that
for that last show. So that's what I'm doing, and
I'm staying in the Scenic Hotel and they very kindly
that people as a big fan. The guy who was
on reception told me found of the newsboy.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Era, does he know you do a radio show?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
No? Actually he doesn't.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
I did say to him, did you know I did
a radio show? And he goes, no, I've heard the podcast,
but I didn't know that you did a radio show.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
It's one person at the time, isn't it, guys, Just
if you can change one person over to that dial,
get them on the trainy.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
It's working.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Yeah, let's work. Well, you can listen to it on
the on the FM here and Dneda on ninety one FM.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah, ninety one is a real good frequent.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
That's a great frequency.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Can we get that one in Auckland?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Is it ninety one? Actually? I think I lie, I
think it's ninety seven point four or something.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
I'm a big fan of Auckland's frequency here radiohod in
ninety that's powerful.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
It was a good one. I think No. Ninety one
is as total on or I believe right.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
I feel like that's total in Auckland, I think.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Yeah, back in the day, I knew all the frequencies.
Now you don't really need to know them because you're
in a car and it's just whacked them on.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Depreciate.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Yeah, you mentioned there are some pesse eggs signs around
that office. Men, I love a passe egg sign.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
There are so many signs. It's like someone doesn't like
telling people something here. That's what I've worked out, you know,
because that's what a sign is. A sign. A sign says.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
I've told enough people this, and I'm bloody sick of
telling people. So I'm just gonna write it down on
a piece of paper, and if you don't read the sign,
then you're a bloody fool.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I'm a big fan of if you find out who
wrote the sign, confront them about it, because they are
never equipped to deal with the person to person interaction.
That's why they write signs.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I just don't feel like I've never written a sign.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
I used to work. I had a workplace where I
work by myself, but I shared it with a business
that had about five employees on the half of the office,
and then I worked by myself and the other and
they left passegg notes for each other around their office
and I used to love that. Every time I go
in there, I'll check these guys out hate each other.
(12:45):
Then one day the notes started spreading into my half
of the workspace. Oh yeah, And so I just went
in there and I knew exactly who had written it.
She had very distinctive handwriting, and she would always sign
off with a passive, aggressive smiley face. Oh yeah, someone
into this smoker room. And I was just like hey,
because what had happened was I'd sit a I'd lift
(13:07):
a light on down in my end of the area,
and they were like, hey, can you please make sure
that you leave the light off? And I was like,
smiley face, smiley face. So I went in there. I
was like, oh god, sorry, do we have like a
joint powerb between these two officers And she was like no.
I was like, so, what's your issue with our light
being on? She's like, well, it's just a waste of power.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
I was like, don't ever leave another note in my
workplace again. And then about a week later, I screwed
that up through it. A week later a note popped
up again. Hey, sorry, I just noticed you lift the
light on again. And so I went and bought about
one hundred foot of Christmas lights I bought. I bought
(13:49):
a lamp. I bought as many lights as I could
possibly fine and let that batch up just out of spot.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Oh man, well that's what That's exactly.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
What deserves, what it makes me want to do.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
So the signs here mainly are talking about people who
at the front desk. When I first walked down on
the front desk is like three of the same sign
do not try and sell anything. We don't want hawkers.
We're not buying anything. We're not open to people coming in.
It's like, wow, so how many people walk up here
on a daily basis and try and sell stuff to
(14:22):
you at the front desk. And then I moved into
the into the went to go the toilet, and there
was a sign on the toilet saying toilet out of
use use downstairs toilet code as see.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Three four five x Y.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
And so I immediately and then I spoke to Pe who
works here, callum and p one half of the calum
and pee breakfast on the Hits Local Dunedin number one
in Dunedin, and she said, I've just been using the
toilet because it's too far to walk, and I said, well,
she said, but just go number one. So I took
that upon myself, so went number ones on. That toilet
(15:01):
seemed to be working fine, shouldn't it. And then I
went to use it again a little bit later on,
and there was a woman who was across the hallway
from that toilet that seemed to be the toilet Guardian.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Toilet.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
She busted me and said, you can't use that toilet.
So then I go down to the other one that
was basically in tomato.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
So okay, so you've been using it despite.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Took a massive dump.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Okay, So it's just a urinal, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
I felt like I should.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
I I'm off I'm off side with the office down there.
I don't know if I've told this story on this
platform before, but I'm actually out of favor with the
DNET and office. A couple of years ago we went
down for a promotion. We were dropping expert ultras off
to the flats around Dunner's. I remember that, and then
(15:55):
I think we took a few prize one as to
the All Blacks game. We're braand it in Or did
his a cl playing for the All Blacks against the Wallabies,
Quake Cooper's last game for the Wallabies. And I was
down there with Braden's sister at the time worked with us.
And after we've done we'd been to the game, and
then we drove around Dunner's dropping off you know, flat drops,
(16:19):
the random flats. Then we drove the ute back into
the to the office there and she was like, I
need a beer. I've just watched my brother Bloody do
his a cl not sleep. So we had a beer
in the in the ute and unfortunately the lights and
the ute were left on because it was directly across
(16:40):
the road from the Octagon, so we just went into
the octagon afterwards, lights in the ute were left on,
none of the beers. River cleaned up and we went
straight to the airport the next day. A lot of
finger pointing, a lot of finger pointing.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Well absolutely, and I will.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Accept my my slice of blame pie.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
But yeah, so when they came he is the hadak
yut in the morning on the Monday morning, the battery
was drained and there wibers.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I'd expect that from Courtney.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
I wouldn't expect that from you, No, I know, I
wouldn't expect that from you, not a man of your age.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I know.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
And I and I and I like to pride myself
on workplace drinking etiquette and how how to do things
and how not to do things. And it's something that
I like to teach to any young up and comers
that are coming through. At a certain point, she did
say she was going to go back and sort the
ute out before we left, and I didn't find out
till we got to the airport that she had in
fact not done that.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
No, that's a that's a rookie mistake, to be honest,
and that and actually partly you doing that is partly
why people are.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Not allowed to drink at work anymore.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Yeah, people like you have ruined well, hang all of us,
because someone was saying to me the other day at TVNZ.
Now they've got a new policy which is if you
are a camera operator, because they get given cars to
drive around in and they get given the card they're
not allowed to even have they've got to have zero
alcohol that they're not even allowed one beer.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
That a nice Stuart policy at TVs call it right.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yeah, and that's because people like you.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Have had workplace incidents involving alcohol that have gone south
and next thing, you know, everybody suffers.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
I would like to say we didn't break any laws. Wow,
it was just the cleanup was that was?
Speaker 4 (18:24):
That's a teenage because when your parents go away for
the weekend and then you have a party and then
you can clean up.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
A teenager can clean.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Up quite well, yes, but they can't quite clean up
as well as they should.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Yeah. Oh, look, we've dealt with it. The blame was
laid solely at my feet.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
By the way, you should have blamed Corner. I mean
it would have been Courtney's fault, surely. Wow.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
I just didn't want to get sucked into a tit
for tat, he said, she said, straight under the bus.
But also, there's no excuse for it. You're right, it's
it's it's uncurved, it's poorty kit and I should have
double checked. But now a couple of years later, I'm
happy to throw her under the bus. She said she
was going to go back and clean it up, and
she didn't.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
She's also no longer part of this company.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Do you want me to make I'll bring it up
because I'm about to don't bring it up. No, I'll
bring it up and clear things up. I'm about to
meet the manager of the station manager down here. So's
she's the one that hates me, Okay, So I'll bring
it up with her. I say, look, I know that
you think that Mania was to blame for the flat
pantry and the beers inside of the hurdy work truck.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
It was actually it was mainly him, but it was
also another woman.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
And then I'll add in an extra bit, and you
do realize that they were rooting in the in the
van in the back of the a.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Real night and shining armor. Though like Mania took the
blame because she was a junior employee, he didn't want
her to get into trouble.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Well, she actually outranked me at that time, which is
why I felt like I was set upon. Here's here's
the email. I've just found the email correspondence.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Oh, smiley face, no smiley face.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
I'm looking forward to this. This was the next time
that somebody requested the hadak yute for a promotion down
and denedin and then yep, no problem. You can have
the ute. Please make sure that the team respects the
ute and doesn't leave it in the state it was
in last year with the flat battery and beercansa.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Oh exploit ultra.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Oh so yeah, that's what happened.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Then who is that from?
Speaker 3 (20:26):
That was from the person that you're talking about?
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Okay, I was actually just looking for the name so
because I introduced to her before and I couldn't remember
her name.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Yep, not Jane.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Oh wasn't it?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Isn't it?
Speaker 3 (20:40):
I think it might be.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
There's a lot of other names apart from Jane.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
She's not on the it's not on an email. But
anyho did any of that needs to be on a podcast?
Probably not, but here we are.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
No, No, I think it did.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Can I ask you guys a question, because I'm quite
a defensive motherfucker. Yep, I just I've only just noticed
a text through on three for eight three because we
do a radio show as well, including the segment Mastermind
and Today's Mastermind. The topic was songs about the weather.
Question number three, which artist had the twenty eleven hit
(21:13):
set Fight to the Reign?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Of course?
Speaker 2 (21:15):
The answer a deel. Someone texts through saying you wouldn't
plan a Dell song on Hodaki though, So the question
was odd, which I think is fucking real, harsh Man,
why are they going me?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Well, we wouldn't also play Milli Vanilli. That was another question.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
No, thank you, Jerry.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
We wouldn't buy out the movie Old School in its entirety.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
No, I I've got a bone to pick with you.
I have those mastermind questions. There were two typos.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Well, there was one typo? What was the second?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Have a look?
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Who had the nineteen eighty nine hit blaming on them? No,
it was which artists have you had this? You'll love this? Jerry,
We're gone back and corrected it, has gone back and
corrected them.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
I was going to read it because they're texts.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Why is he gone? You've done that before?
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Which artist the twenty eleven hit? Well, what's the second one?
Speaker 3 (22:07):
There was another one that just also didn't have Yeah,
it's which band the nineteen eighty four rock song? A
song rock you like?
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Oh, it's in a bit of a rush.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Could you just fix that? Could you fix that up?
And please?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
If you can fix that up now, that would be great.
And then when I go back and sort of yeah, question.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Fix that in the dark, and then delete it because
we never need that again now.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
But I need you to fix it first. Anything else
need fixing for tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Attitude, I think, Oh, if you're still with us at
this point of the podcast, you obviously you obviously know
we do a podcast. You may not know we do
a radio show. But either way, I'm going to get
in the conclave, which is Facebook page, a safe space
to share whatever you want to and anything that you
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want us to discuss on the podcast over the next week.
I feel like too often we gloss over that part
of it, and also we're chucking into neutral ourselves, so
outsourcing the help there. Oh, you'll also be happy to know, Jerry,
because you're not on Facebook, you're not in the conclave.
Somebody has made quite a good logo for the hogging yoppers.
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Oh great, Yeah, they commissioned chat GPT. Unfortunately it's spout
hog wrong, so we've got the Hoogan yoppers. But I'm
happy enough with the picture of the hog itself. It
does certainly have yoppers. Great, so does the hog.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
He yoppers has yoppers?
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Oh wow, this is the hog standing up right yep?
Oh great with the oppers. Oh, that's cool, big cleave.
Could you is there any way you could send that
to me?
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Hang on, stay on the line there, caller, right down
to the bottom, just underneath all the typos to put
in there, copied and pasted you in the dock and
you see that.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Yeah, I'm going in there.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
I have got that. There's actually two versions there. There's
the hoogen yoppers and then there's the hog egg yoppers.
It's a egg.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Speaking of the conclave, Someone's filmed Jerry in a bar
and ponson me the other n.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Yeah, Joeline Barr, you've got a yellow hat and you're nodding.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Oh man, that was weird. That was at the Stagg Dough.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
And I reckon, I had about Oh it's so good.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
No nipples, no nipples on the others, I think.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
And the one that sees the hog egg and yoppers,
I reckon the hooves are covering the nips there.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
It's good. I like I like the personally, I like
the top one actually.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Coming to get it.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Yeah. I had a lot of people. God, there was
a lot of people asking me, like, you're on the news, aren't.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
You just like, do you know I've got a radio show.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
I think the news. I think in general, don't film
other people out in public, you know what I mean,
even if you even if you've just found out they
do a radio show. Like if you want to go
and get a photo with someone, sure, but I think
just filming someone in the wild.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Yeah, I don't think we know it had that. I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Unfortunately that that bar is It was quite good, actually
like it had quite a good you know, the music
was quite good and you could see, but it felt like,
I don't know, it was an it was like out
of town is Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
I know the authentic country community is not a big
fan of that, but.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
No, they're not. They don't like the fact that they
just don't play just country music. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
I was talking to the owner about it. We get
a lot of agreef from people who say you're not
playing enough country music. He goes, but look, everyone's singing
along to these songs, so maybe we don't need to
play a country music song every day.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
But then anyway, we're going to fix all these issues
with the hog in the office, which we talked about
on the commentary last night. We got a good couple
of hours out of the hog in oppers, a lot
of people had feedback on on what should and shouldn't
be included in the Hog the Office one of them.
One of them is a TB section with an entire
wall of screens displaying all of g Lane's bits for
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the week, so that you know what to stay clear of.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
I didn't mind that. G Lane's got a bunch of
different ideas. For example, you can pay a dollar extra
to get a smash handle, smash glass, smash pint or
something like that. It's like you know the movie prop
glass that they use, the sugar glass that smashes. So
you can pay an extra dollar, you get one of those,
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and you get to drink it, and then there's a
corner of the bar where you can just bf that
thing at the wall and smash it.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Okay, for an extra dollar, that's quite good.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Yeah, I reckon that'll be quite therapeutic. Yep, what else
did you reckon? The He's had an idea for the
Bangalore beer Hole, which was basically a Bavarian style beer
hole that just served curry.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
I've been involved in the discussions around this and the brainstorming,
and I'm into that. So you've got long you've got
long tables. It's just got a super easy food offering
that you can just do on masks.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
It's three vats of curry. One of them has chicken,
one of them is lamb, one of them is vegetarian.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
And I would even I would even go one less.
I'd just go chicken and vegetarian.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Yeah, I reckon, that's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
And then you've got rice and then and then you've
got beers. But it's I think it's a tap sort.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Of a vibe.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Yeah, it was a tap in the table.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Yeah, but it's all like it's done like like a garden.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
So you've got all the hanging sort of hops.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
Yeah, like gardens and flowers and stuff like that, So
you feel like you're inside of a giant garden, which
I think they should be really cool.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
So I think there's an element of that that we
could take to the hog in the office as well. Yeah,
it's really starting again. Steam. I just I think I
think the next step is getting someone involved from a
beer company and so seeing whether they are on.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Board with the people in beer company.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
I do, I do, I do. Yeah, I feel like
they want to distance themselves from us and the office.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
But after what you did in the car he speaking
of the a SEC commentaries today, Joe Jury still hasn't
put up the what is it things to put up
your button eleven.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Look, we can probably leave that one in the in
the past.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
I thought we were too good in that. Okay, must
have been tired.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Oh dude, this is about nine o'clock at night. Like
you said, it had been mooted a few times on
the commentary and never picked up.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Just give me one, Just give me one.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Oh your finger was first drop, okay, and we had
a powerful opening carrot.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
I got you.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Opening bowlers were carrot. No PingER suppository did suppositary suppositary
got dropped for PingER. Were just felt like Panger had
a bit more pacing.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
That is good. That is good. That's good.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
And camera was our wily spin.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Camera. That's good.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
And that's where I'll leave that
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Right, Okay, good on yours,
Yeah, well, now let me tell you, welcome along to
the podcast. It's Monday, November seventeen. That's the Twet and
the Hat.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Jamiroquai tweat in the hat.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yep, he's known as the Twet and the Hat.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yeah, I mean it makes sense, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Actually, I'm always a big fan of the music. He
was a tweet, but the music was good.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
What about when he sort of like sideways moon walks
towards the screen? That was pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I like that too.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, he had some good moves.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Heart done by Jamiroqui. You know, I quite like Jamiroqua.
I was a big Jamiroqui fan.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Yeah, I know what it is about the twelve white
people thought it was a tweet in the hat?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Is it something to do with his cars or something?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
It's definitely the hat. And you read in the bigger hat.
What's the one that he does where Napoleon Dynamite dancers
to it. That was a good one. Cant heat. I
think it's called that's powerful. I there was a girl
that used to work. It ends in me who could
do the hire Napoleon Dynamite can't hate dance?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I bore witness to it once. It was one of
those powerful things I've ever seen.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Hey, I watch a lot of people doing dances on like,
you know, social media things and stuff like people like
steadily clad women and me in our age, and I'm like,
where where did they learn to do that? Do they
spend time in front of the mirror?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Or if some people just have a natural talent but
they could remember every single dance move of a routine, Nah,
they just do it because it must take time.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I think you'll learn that. I controversial opinion. I may
not be that controversialus. I hate watching people dance. Yes,
I can't. I can't do it. I'm sitting there watching
them dancing like this is there. Everyone loves dancing, don't
get me wrong. Everyone likes to move a little bit,
you know, when the music's within you. It's important to
express yourself. But I don't want to watch people dance.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Now. I'm with you on that.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I'm also of the opinion don't film people dancing. I've
been on a dance floor before and it's the it's
your generation, Zoe, and they get the phones out and
they're putting phones and every faces and it's like, I
don't want to see this tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
KB likes to film people dancing. Yes, yes, that's not
always generous.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
There should be some there should be some sacred spaces
to not be filmed. It's it's it's that it's karaoke. Yeah,
karaoke is a shaker.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Well, we're filming people dancing. It's a little bit like
being filmed, you know, bowling and cricket.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
When you watch it back, it felt so much better
than it looks. Dude.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Well, when I first moved to Auckland, I played in
a basketball league where they have cameras in the corner
of the stadium and so you can go back and
actually one of the guys in our team would go
back and mark all of your stats. And when it
marks them, you've got seen an email and you can
click on it's called Glory League, and then you can
go back and watch your highlights. And I went back
(02:47):
and watched it, and I was just like that guy
runs like a fat guy. Oh, it's me. I run
like a fat guy. Because when you know, when you
were out there looking through your own head, you're flying,
I know, but then you watch it like I was
running through Quicksand and Gumberts.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
The same as me.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Like when I'm walking, I'm just so loosey goosey, yeah,
and I'm just like I'm just moving my hips here.
I'm sort of walking like a real cool guy. And
then when I watch myself back, it's like, no, that's
C three po.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Am. I really fucking stuff.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I know, Yeah, I feel stuff. It's harsh. It's like
it's like hearing your voice recorded, you know, like we
hear it so often that you do get a little
bit desensitized to it. But that feeling of like that's
not what I sound like.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Yeah, that never. I don't see myself anymore. It's quite weird.
And even when I watch myself on TV, it's it's
another person. It's I'm watching this other person that I
that I have quite a close relationship with. I know,
I know really well, but I know the person's it's.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Definitely not me.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Nah.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I'm speaking of speaking of images and stuff.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Every time I talk to you and I a picture
of Rudas starts coming out because I'm Underneen at the moment,
you're an Auckland in the studio and so we've got
a zoom going and see now it's picture of you
with a guitar. And then it keeps going back to
a picture of Ruder, who looks it's so DTF in
the picture?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Well there when it was a time in my life
to be fair to the picture. It was a time
in my life.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Oh no, look that The issue isn't the picture. I mean,
the issue is the picture. But the issue isn't the picture.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
The issue is hairline.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Looks the picture that Ruder has got this is his
display picture for Zoom And so when you join a
Zoom before his cameras turned on and it's never turned
on because you operate from the computer there that doesn't
have a camera at the desk. So all it's just
this photo enlarged and it it is smoldering with such intent.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Smoldering is this picture?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I'm not smoldering? Dripping?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yeah, it's like it's it's it says I.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
It says I will I will fuck anybody anywhere, anytime.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Do you know what's funny about that picture, though, is
that night I got horrendously drunk and went home and
spewed and then decided I wanted KFC, fell asleep because
I ordered on Uber eights, woke up, decided I still
want it and ordered it again. Oh you got a
double yeah, and that came from that picture where I'm
smoldering double cave and it turned into a fucking meth
and all of.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
That happened to you, and you thought, you know what
new Zoom profile because and I guess the issue is
that I've just become aware of Jerry. It's a good
point that you raise, is that every guest that we
have on Zoom, which is basically every guest that comes
on the podcast remotely as greeted with that. That's the
first there. It was quite off putting for me when
I because I joined the Zoom this morning, and for
(05:40):
a while there before Jerry connected, it was just me
steering at a photo of Ruder with me in the back,
you also physically in the background. It was double double ruding.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I got a double rutering. You got rooted from both ends.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Yeah, I did, well.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I mean, that's that's an okay picture of me. But
when you're talking about things, you know, when you're aware
of watching yourself on camera, a couple of things spring
to mind. One is that I've been filmed concentrating before,
and you've possibly noticed that you guys, but my mouth
that's doing this.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Yeah, you do weird mouthings.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
We do do weird mouth things.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Like I'm on drugs. And I didn't notice that until
someone filmed me doing it. And number two was someone
once said to me, you know when you sing your
face as weird shit man, And I was like, oh,
probably not. I probably look really good what I'm singing.
And then they film and I've seen it a number
of times since, and I look like I'm having numerous seizures.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
But that's just the music within you coming out.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
No, I think it's just there's something wrong with me.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Someone's on the phone. Should we see if they want to?
Why not calling into the podcast? Good morning, Hodaki? Who
are you talking to?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I call it possibly wish the Beast on until the
clums coming up on Wednesday?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Sorry? Could you say that again? We couldn't quite hear.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Good morning?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Who am I speaking? Are you talking to me? Night?
And Jerry, we're just recording the podcast.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Tim and I am Jerry's Michael.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Can you speak the Beast from them Trail Crowns on Wednesday?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
All right, we'll do that, Thanks very much for the call, Michael,
Take care all right, today.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Man, it was well handled minight.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Thank you. I didn't catch a word of that.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
No, neither.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I think he texts through quite often, Michael. I think
like during the night.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Does text make sense?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah, he wanted something to happen on Wednesday. I don't
know exactly what it.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Was, something about Metallica playing at Eden Park on Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Oh, he just wanted to let us know they're playing
at Eden Park on Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Michael. Thanks for that. It's like a public service and
I'll go.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
To be honest, I didn't know if he's going.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I didn't know that. I didn't know that. We've got
another tixt here that I would like to address. So
can we take a take an early break, take an
early shower, and come back and address this text from
Cam and Donners.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
I'm looking at a picture of a John dere Sex
four three are tracker right from a giant John dere
Sex four three.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Are and God, they look like people trackers, don't they.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Once you've seen cars, the movie everything they're looking they're
making them more and more like people.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Yeah, well you can tell a lot about it, man,
by what tractory tries text for the party of Cam
and Donner's first time text A long time listener, What
is Jerry doing? And done? It's hard.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
I'm doing the seven sharp ikea road trip which involves
traveling around the different parts of the South Island the.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
More too, yep, and.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
And doing live shows from different places Tonight Dunedin, tomorrow night, Queenstown,
the night after, Takeapool, then christ Church, then Nelson.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Oh, delightful. I would love to have come with you
on this on the strip would have been should you should.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Have come on?
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Look, hey, why didn't you come? Why didn't I come
with you?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
You know I should have come with man, we could
have gone around and ye, the met everybody from all
the different officers that z in me.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Ye, shook some and told them that we do a
radio shows.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Yeah, I told some people that we did. I could
have shown you around South can I we going to
take a par I know my way around that place
like the back of my hand. Could have shown you
how to jump a tastic or two and so right
in between the lines, I wanted to go. You want
a minute, go over? I wanted to go. So something
happened there. I don't know what happened exactly.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Something we had happened.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
So so tonight we're doing the show for a seven
sharp from inside Forsyth.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Bar Ah yeah, vacuous, rufine?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
What should be interesting?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Rufine?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Always on?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Whereabouts? Are you going to be out halfway or in
the part where they park the buzzes.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
I think we're going to be down on the field
with I think I think pretty much kind of the
twenty two looking back, so like you'll see most of
the field behind us. Nice and then and then I
can't do the show from Queens. I can't do the
radio show from Queenstown because we don't have a studio there.
So I'm flying back to Auckland tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Is that true? I feel like we've definitely got a
studio in Queenstown. We don't have a frequency, but there
is definitely a studio down there.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I was told I was told that we didn't have
a studio there.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
We not have the broadcast capabilities because we've got a studio.
Surely well mentioned, is that right?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
No? I was told that we didn't and we don't
get one.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Oh, we certainly don't have one.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
So then I'm coming back for Winds. I'll see you
guys on Windnesday in the studio and then on Thursday,
I'm going to be cross Chach and then Friday still
cross Church because then we're going to Nelson for that
for that last show. So that's what I'm doing, and
I'm staying in the Scenic Hotel and they very kindly
that people as a big fan. The guy who was
on reception told me found of the newsboy.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Era, does he know you do a radio show?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
No? Actually he doesn't.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
I did say to him, did you know I did
a radio show? And he goes, no, I've heard the podcast,
but I didn't know that you did a radio show.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
It's one person at the time, isn't it, guys, Just
if you can change one person over to that dial,
get them on the trainy.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
It's working.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Yeah, let's work. Well, you can listen to it on
the on the FM here and Dneda on ninety one FM.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah, ninety one is a real good frequent.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
That's a great frequency.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Can we get that one in Auckland?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Is it ninety one? Actually? I think I lie, I
think it's ninety seven point four or something.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
I'm a big fan of Auckland's frequency here radiohod in
ninety that's powerful.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
It was a good one. I think No. Ninety one
is as total on or I believe right.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
I feel like that's total in Auckland, I think.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Yeah, back in the day, I knew all the frequencies.
Now you don't really need to know them because you're
in a car and it's just whacked them on.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Depreciate.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Yeah, you mentioned there are some pesse eggs signs around
that office. Men, I love a passe egg sign.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
There are so many signs. It's like someone doesn't like
telling people something here. That's what I've worked out, you know,
because that's what a sign is. A sign. A sign says.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
I've told enough people this, and I'm bloody sick of
telling people. So I'm just gonna write it down on
a piece of paper, and if you don't read the sign,
then you're a bloody fool.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I'm a big fan of if you find out who
wrote the sign, confront them about it, because they are
never equipped to deal with the person to person interaction.
That's why they write signs.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I just don't feel like I've never written a sign.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
I used to work. I had a workplace where I
work by myself, but I shared it with a business
that had about five employees on the half of the office,
and then I worked by myself and the other and
they left passegg notes for each other around their office
and I used to love that. Every time I go
in there, I'll check these guys out hate each other.
(12:45):
Then one day the notes started spreading into my half
of the workspace. Oh yeah, And so I just went
in there and I knew exactly who had written it.
She had very distinctive handwriting, and she would always sign
off with a passive, aggressive smiley face. Oh yeah, someone
into this smoker room. And I was just like hey,
because what had happened was I'd sit a I'd lift
(13:07):
a light on down in my end of the area,
and they were like, hey, can you please make sure
that you leave the light off? And I was like,
smiley face, smiley face. So I went in there. I
was like, oh god, sorry, do we have like a
joint powerb between these two officers And she was like no.
I was like, so, what's your issue with our light
being on? She's like, well, it's just a waste of power.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
I was like, don't ever leave another note in my
workplace again. And then about a week later, I screwed
that up through it. A week later a note popped
up again. Hey, sorry, I just noticed you lift the
light on again. And so I went and bought about
one hundred foot of Christmas lights I bought. I bought
(13:49):
a lamp. I bought as many lights as I could
possibly fine and let that batch up just out of spot.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Oh man, well that's what That's exactly.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
What deserves, what it makes me want to do.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
So the signs here mainly are talking about people who
at the front desk. When I first walked down on
the front desk is like three of the same sign
do not try and sell anything. We don't want hawkers.
We're not buying anything. We're not open to people coming in.
It's like, wow, so how many people walk up here
on a daily basis and try and sell stuff to
(14:22):
you at the front desk. And then I moved into
the into the went to go the toilet, and there
was a sign on the toilet saying toilet out of
use use downstairs toilet code as see.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Three four five x Y.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
And so I immediately and then I spoke to Pe who
works here, callum and p one half of the calum
and pee breakfast on the Hits Local Dunedin number one
in Dunedin, and she said, I've just been using the
toilet because it's too far to walk, and I said, well,
she said, but just go number one. So I took
that upon myself, so went number ones on. That toilet
(15:01):
seemed to be working fine, shouldn't it. And then I
went to use it again a little bit later on,
and there was a woman who was across the hallway
from that toilet that seemed to be the toilet Guardian.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Toilet.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
She busted me and said, you can't use that toilet.
So then I go down to the other one that
was basically in tomato.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
So okay, so you've been using it despite.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Took a massive dump.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Okay, So it's just a urinal, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
I felt like I should.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
I I'm off I'm off side with the office down there.
I don't know if I've told this story on this
platform before, but I'm actually out of favor with the
DNET and office. A couple of years ago we went
down for a promotion. We were dropping expert ultras off
to the flats around Dunner's. I remember that, and then
(15:55):
I think we took a few prize one as to
the All Blacks game. We're braand it in Or did
his a cl playing for the All Blacks against the Wallabies,
Quake Cooper's last game for the Wallabies. And I was
down there with Braden's sister at the time worked with us.
And after we've done we'd been to the game, and
then we drove around Dunner's dropping off you know, flat drops,
(16:19):
the random flats. Then we drove the ute back into
the to the office there and she was like, I
need a beer. I've just watched my brother Bloody do
his a cl not sleep. So we had a beer
in the in the ute and unfortunately the lights and
the ute were left on because it was directly across
(16:40):
the road from the Octagon, so we just went into
the octagon afterwards, lights in the ute were left on,
none of the beers. River cleaned up and we went
straight to the airport the next day. A lot of
finger pointing, a lot of finger pointing.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Well absolutely, and I will.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Accept my my slice of blame pie.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
But yeah, so when they came he is the hadak
yut in the morning on the Monday morning, the battery
was drained and there wibers.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I'd expect that from Courtney.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
I wouldn't expect that from you, No, I know, I
wouldn't expect that from you, not a man of your age.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I know.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
And I and I and I like to pride myself
on workplace drinking etiquette and how how to do things
and how not to do things. And it's something that
I like to teach to any young up and comers
that are coming through. At a certain point, she did
say she was going to go back and sort the
ute out before we left, and I didn't find out
till we got to the airport that she had in
fact not done that.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
No, that's a that's a rookie mistake, to be honest,
and that and actually partly you doing that is partly
why people are.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Not allowed to drink at work anymore.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Yeah, people like you have ruined well, hang all of us,
because someone was saying to me the other day at TVNZ.
Now they've got a new policy which is if you
are a camera operator, because they get given cars to
drive around in and they get given the card they're
not allowed to even have they've got to have zero
alcohol that they're not even allowed one beer.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
That a nice Stuart policy at TVs call it right.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yeah, and that's because people like you.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Have had workplace incidents involving alcohol that have gone south
and next thing, you know, everybody suffers.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
I would like to say we didn't break any laws. Wow,
it was just the cleanup was that was?
Speaker 4 (18:24):
That's a teenage because when your parents go away for
the weekend and then you have a party and then
you can clean up.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
A teenager can clean.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Up quite well, yes, but they can't quite clean up
as well as they should.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Yeah. Oh, look, we've dealt with it. The blame was
laid solely at my feet.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
By the way, you should have blamed Corner. I mean
it would have been Courtney's fault, surely. Wow.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
I just didn't want to get sucked into a tit
for tat, he said, she said, straight under the bus.
But also, there's no excuse for it. You're right, it's
it's it's uncurved, it's poorty kit and I should have
double checked. But now a couple of years later, I'm
happy to throw her under the bus. She said she
was going to go back and clean it up, and
she didn't.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
She's also no longer part of this company.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Do you want me to make I'll bring it up
because I'm about to don't bring it up. No, I'll
bring it up and clear things up. I'm about to
meet the manager of the station manager down here. So's
she's the one that hates me, Okay, So I'll bring
it up with her. I say, look, I know that
you think that Mania was to blame for the flat
pantry and the beers inside of the hurdy work truck.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
It was actually it was mainly him, but it was
also another woman.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
And then I'll add in an extra bit, and you
do realize that they were rooting in the in the
van in the back of the a.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Real night and shining armor. Though like Mania took the
blame because she was a junior employee, he didn't want
her to get into trouble.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Well, she actually outranked me at that time, which is
why I felt like I was set upon. Here's here's
the email. I've just found the email correspondence.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Oh, smiley face, no smiley face.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
I'm looking forward to this. This was the next time
that somebody requested the hadak yute for a promotion down
and denedin and then yep, no problem. You can have
the ute. Please make sure that the team respects the
ute and doesn't leave it in the state it was
in last year with the flat battery and beercansa.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Oh exploit ultra.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Oh so yeah, that's what happened.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Then who is that from?
Speaker 3 (20:26):
That was from the person that you're talking about?
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Okay, I was actually just looking for the name so
because I introduced to her before and I couldn't remember
her name.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Yep, not Jane.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Oh wasn't it?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Isn't it?
Speaker 3 (20:40):
I think it might be.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
There's a lot of other names apart from Jane.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
She's not on the it's not on an email. But
anyho did any of that needs to be on a podcast?
Probably not, but here we are.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
No, No, I think it did.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Can I ask you guys a question, because I'm quite
a defensive motherfucker. Yep, I just I've only just noticed
a text through on three for eight three because we
do a radio show as well, including the segment Mastermind
and Today's Mastermind. The topic was songs about the weather.
Question number three, which artist had the twenty eleven hit
(21:13):
set Fight to the Reign?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Of course?
Speaker 2 (21:15):
The answer a deel. Someone texts through saying you wouldn't
plan a Dell song on Hodaki though, So the question
was odd, which I think is fucking real, harsh Man,
why are they going me?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Well, we wouldn't also play Milli Vanilli. That was another question.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
No, thank you, Jerry.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
We wouldn't buy out the movie Old School in its entirety.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
No, I I've got a bone to pick with you.
I have those mastermind questions. There were two typos.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Well, there was one typo? What was the second?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Have a look?
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Who had the nineteen eighty nine hit blaming on them? No,
it was which artists have you had this? You'll love this? Jerry,
We're gone back and corrected it, has gone back and
corrected them.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
I was going to read it because they're texts.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Why is he gone? You've done that before?
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Which artist the twenty eleven hit? Well, what's the second one?
Speaker 3 (22:07):
There was another one that just also didn't have Yeah,
it's which band the nineteen eighty four rock song? A
song rock you like?
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Oh, it's in a bit of a rush.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Could you just fix that? Could you fix that up?
And please?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
If you can fix that up now, that would be great.
And then when I go back and sort of yeah, question.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Fix that in the dark, and then delete it because
we never need that again now.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
But I need you to fix it first. Anything else
need fixing for tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Attitude, I think, Oh, if you're still with us at
this point of the podcast, you obviously you obviously know
we do a podcast. You may not know we do
a radio show. But either way, I'm going to get
in the conclave, which is Facebook page, a safe space
to share whatever you want to and anything that you
(22:55):
want us to discuss on the podcast over the next week.
I feel like too often we gloss over that part
of it, and also we're chucking into neutral ourselves, so
outsourcing the help there. Oh, you'll also be happy to know, Jerry,
because you're not on Facebook, you're not in the conclave.
Somebody has made quite a good logo for the hogging yoppers.
(23:17):
Oh great, Yeah, they commissioned chat GPT. Unfortunately it's spout
hog wrong, so we've got the Hoogan yoppers. But I'm
happy enough with the picture of the hog itself. It
does certainly have yoppers. Great, so does the hog.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
He yoppers has yoppers?
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Oh wow, this is the hog standing up right yep?
Oh great with the oppers. Oh, that's cool, big cleave.
Could you is there any way you could send that
to me?
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Hang on, stay on the line there, caller, right down
to the bottom, just underneath all the typos to put
in there, copied and pasted you in the dock and
you see that.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Yeah, I'm going in there.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
I have got that. There's actually two versions there. There's
the hoogen yoppers and then there's the hog egg yoppers.
It's a egg.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Speaking of the conclave, Someone's filmed Jerry in a bar
and ponson me the other n.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Yeah, Joeline Barr, you've got a yellow hat and you're nodding.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Oh man, that was weird. That was at the Stagg Dough.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
And I reckon, I had about Oh it's so good.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
No nipples, no nipples on the others, I think.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
And the one that sees the hog egg and yoppers,
I reckon the hooves are covering the nips there.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
It's good. I like I like the personally, I like
the top one actually.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Coming to get it.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Yeah. I had a lot of people. God, there was
a lot of people asking me, like, you're on the news, aren't.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
You just like, do you know I've got a radio show.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
I think the news. I think in general, don't film
other people out in public, you know what I mean,
even if you even if you've just found out they
do a radio show. Like if you want to go
and get a photo with someone, sure, but I think
just filming someone in the wild.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Yeah, I don't think we know it had that. I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Unfortunately that that bar is It was quite good, actually
like it had quite a good you know, the music
was quite good and you could see, but it felt like,
I don't know, it was an it was like out
of town is Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
I know the authentic country community is not a big
fan of that, but.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
No, they're not. They don't like the fact that they
just don't play just country music. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
I was talking to the owner about it. We get
a lot of agreef from people who say you're not
playing enough country music. He goes, but look, everyone's singing
along to these songs, so maybe we don't need to
play a country music song every day.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
But then anyway, we're going to fix all these issues
with the hog in the office, which we talked about
on the commentary last night. We got a good couple
of hours out of the hog in oppers, a lot
of people had feedback on on what should and shouldn't
be included in the Hog the Office one of them.
One of them is a TB section with an entire
wall of screens displaying all of g Lane's bits for
(26:00):
the week, so that you know what to stay clear of.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
I didn't mind that. G Lane's got a bunch of
different ideas. For example, you can pay a dollar extra
to get a smash handle, smash glass, smash pint or
something like that. It's like you know the movie prop
glass that they use, the sugar glass that smashes. So
you can pay an extra dollar, you get one of those,
(26:25):
and you get to drink it, and then there's a
corner of the bar where you can just bf that
thing at the wall and smash it.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Okay, for an extra dollar, that's quite good.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Yeah, I reckon that'll be quite therapeutic. Yep, what else
did you reckon? The He's had an idea for the
Bangalore beer Hole, which was basically a Bavarian style beer
hole that just served curry.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
I've been involved in the discussions around this and the brainstorming,
and I'm into that. So you've got long you've got
long tables. It's just got a super easy food offering
that you can just do on masks.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
It's three vats of curry. One of them has chicken,
one of them is lamb, one of them is vegetarian.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
And I would even I would even go one less.
I'd just go chicken and vegetarian.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Yeah, I reckon, that's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
And then you've got rice and then and then you've
got beers. But it's I think it's a tap sort.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Of a vibe.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Yeah, it was a tap in the table.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Yeah, but it's all like it's done like like a garden.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
So you've got all the hanging sort of hops.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
Yeah, like gardens and flowers and stuff like that, So
you feel like you're inside of a giant garden, which
I think they should be really cool.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
So I think there's an element of that that we
could take to the hog in the office as well. Yeah,
it's really starting again. Steam. I just I think I
think the next step is getting someone involved from a
beer company and so seeing whether they are on.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Board with the people in beer company.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
I do, I do, I do. Yeah, I feel like
they want to distance themselves from us and the office.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
But after what you did in the car he speaking
of the a SEC commentaries today, Joe Jury still hasn't
put up the what is it things to put up
your button eleven.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Look, we can probably leave that one in the in
the past.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
I thought we were too good in that. Okay, must
have been tired.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Oh dude, this is about nine o'clock at night. Like
you said, it had been mooted a few times on
the commentary and never picked up.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Just give me one, Just give me one.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Oh your finger was first drop, okay, and we had
a powerful opening carrot.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
I got you.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Opening bowlers were carrot. No PingER suppository did suppositary suppositary
got dropped for PingER. Were just felt like Panger had
a bit more pacing.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
That is good. That is good. That's good.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
And camera was our wily spin.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Camera. That's good.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
And that's where I'll leave that
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Right, Okay, good on yours,
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