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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Daily bespoke content that you won't find on the radio
show The HURDARKI Breakfast podcast. Good a welcome along to
the podcast What's the Day Today? Monday, the fourth of May.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Fourth and also with you.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
The Lord.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's a classic that one favorite Star Wars character me,
you're not.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
That's just a little Monday morning joke for it. Very
thank you. I'm already cooking.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
That's way too quick.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I'm already cooking.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
That's I mean, there's so many least favorite, do you
know what. I'm always a big fan of Hans Solo. Yeah,
always liked Hans in terms of the humanoid characters, yep.
And then if you're talking about non human C three,
per man, C three.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Per rock, that comes down you identify with them.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
A lot of people say.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
You walk like Joe Biden.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I do, Yeah, I do.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
But he's just and I know you kind of need
that character to be like, what if this all goes wrong?
So everyone else can look like a badass and they
don't care. How do we know that Chiwi's not the
exact same guy? I just I don't speak Walkie, so
I can't. I don't know Chew.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
He had a coolness about him.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
He didn't really seem to worried.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
He wasn't worried about anything. Yeah, having Harmer, we're a
good combat.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
You go back and thinking, don't tell me the yeah
all that kind of have you seen there's a there's
an Aussie guy on sash Mid and he does like
English over dubs of Chewbacker so they'll be like they'll
be like in the trash you know, the trash compact
that was closing in on them, and so I was like, chowie,
(01:38):
can you do this or that? And then he goes
and the guy was like, I try to suck out
as you can. Don't you think I know we're all
I'm trying to get to lift anything they can stop this.
That's pretty good, exactly A nassy.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
What about your favorite character?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I mean, if we're going to go in terms of
cool bad guys, I can.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Lando good call.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I get see the Lando going to touch the Landers.
What I love about Lando Calisian is Darth Vader walks
into that meeting room that that and Landa's just like
sure didn't even like you know, every other movie is
like Darth Vader, what are you doing it?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
No, no, that is just fucking about it. Yeah, he's
gone out go for it. Oh, our worst characters, jar
Jar binks we've gone the prequel trilogy. Yeah, I mean
I rewatched those recently, and how quickly they fucking scrub
him out of the second movie. It's miraculous.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Yeah, because there's the other weird things.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Anakin Skywalker's constantly got a hear dry in front of him.
Have you noticed that, Like in all the scenes, he's
always got a hear dryer blowing.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
It's really annoying. I didn't noticed that.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I think it's just it's just green screen. It's early AI,
not AI c G I c G I green screen.
And then know that it kind of looks a faky.
Well now they've probably redone it. Yeah, not look so
fake because the day.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
He's in a weirdhouse. But we want to make him
look like he's in.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
A field, So let's blow some wind from Yeah, there's
no wonder in space is here. No, that's a great point, thinks,
so's no atmosphere is in the places.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
That he's so there shouldn't have been any noise either. No,
when the dear Star blows up, we shouldn't be able
to us. You shouldn't You.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Shouldn't be able to hear that about Java Doug.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, I like Jabba.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
He's got a good life.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
He's gonna gets choked out, man, He's got a pretty
good life.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
He didn't deserve that.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Nah, but yeah, he's running a pretty good life.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Man.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
He just chills out and to speak easy with the.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Princess le no real thing for He doesn't like huts,
does he? Jabba he has a hut, yeah, but he
doesn't fancy huts. He fancies yeah, yeah, he hate that.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Well, I'm just interested in how how is it hot?
Fuck hum? Hats can't you can't? Can't fuck humor get
it on? I licking a dog or something?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yeah, I wonder, just from memory from watching it, I
think I think it's a lot of tongue. I think
there's a lot of tongue when he gets that tongue tongue. Yeah,
he's got a long tail as well, does that? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Does that get up in there?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
And he's a slug, isn't he?
Speaker 4 (04:24):
He?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I don't know how he gets about when he because
you only ever see him there and then I think
he's on the giant ship with a pushing people off
the plank into the Sarlac. But best characters I like
Darth Moore from the prequel trilogy, the ridden black guy.
He's general grievous as probably my favorite bad guy out
of all of them. Obviously, Darth Vader.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
That's a good character. Death Moore from Canterbury, he's ridden black.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Darth More definitely looks like he's from Canterary, but he's
the only genuinely scary bad guy and the whole Star
Wars franchise, you know what I mean, Darth Vader was
kind of scary.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
It was pretty scary. He took a helmet off and
he just looked like an old fuck.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah, yeah, gross old.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Do you know what German favorite Star Wars character?
Speaker 4 (05:17):
I really like Tyler Ren from the New.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yes, okay, we'll see. This is why we're spanning generations.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
BB eight was kid bb BB eight Yeah, oh bb
it's so cute.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
BB is a round, tall ball.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Yeah, bit of personality.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Now he did. Yeah. One of my flatmates, I don't
know why. We were in our twenties in the mid twenties,
and he bought a BB eight remote control toy. So
it was like a whole ball and it would just
roll around the floor.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
You don't have like Millennium Falcon legos and I you'd
strike me.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I do. I've got an editor sitting in the lounge. Yeah, absolutely,
the lounge at the Imperial Walk of the Big four
Leggid bars. Yeah yeah, yeah, Jeff got it for me
for my birthday one year. Those things are x Oh yeah,
oh it was. It was a horrible financial decision. We
must rent that week, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I remember as a kid, I couldn't even quite get
my head around like they would always call the Millennium
Falcon a hunker junk, both hunker junk, and I was like,
that thing can fly. To me as a kid, it
was not a hunker junk.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
No, well, it could make the kids run in twelve
PLASTI and that's not a hunker junk.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
This thing is cool. This is a cool thing.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
It always passed me off as a kid that it
was asymmetrical, that the pilots set off to one side.
But now that you like that, I'll come around to it. Yeah,
your least favorite characters.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
But what's his name? You'll know Captain Finns kept them Captain,
I think, yeah, yeah, she annoyed. She's so annoying because
your captain captain.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah, she's played by brand Of Tarth from Game of Throw. Okay,
she's not a bat, she's a bad bird. No, she's
not a bad birch. She's a birch. She's she's not
a bad birch. Yeah, favorite character though, wicket.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Work from The Jedi. I loved work it when because
that came out in ninety four.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I was seven yea, and so I remember going along
to Matthew Taylor's birthday and watching Star Wars and that
was that was pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Yeah, sorry, it was Ratinda the Juni.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yeah, and it was a big deal because at the
stage at that time as well, I had not seen
Empire Strikes Back. Oh so I was too young order
so I had no idea what was going on at all.
Well I did, Actually I knew what was going on.
The movie was self contained.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah, I kind of didn't need to know. You're like,
all right, big robots, bad little Yeah, but they walks.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
He walks for the little, for the kids, and so
I loved as a sevenor he walks that was all
over the Woks.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
That's still quite funny if you go back and watch
them back.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
There's just a funny slapstick comedy to them. Controversial.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
If you're watching the Star Wars movies, are you watching four, five, six, one,
two three?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Are you watching one?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeahs, and that's a great you are You're going one,
two three?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
You start from one now days?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I don't one agreed? One is phantom Menace? Right, Yes,
so you're starting with the jar Jar Banks trilogy, and
I just I think for your own mental health you
can't do that. But I know, so do you go
chronologically in terms of the storyline or in terms of
when they were released?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
You gotta go. You gotta go.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Nowadays you got the benefit of going one to three,
four five, sex, even eight night. But when I was
growing up, I went four five, you went four.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
No, I went sex. You went sex first?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Well, yeah, because I went Return of the Jedi before
Star Wars. Yeah, I went.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Sex fuck one two, sex one two sorry sex for sex,
sex four five, stroking.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
One two, three, seven eight nine. I think a lot
of people to watch it.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
The giant stuff get better.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yeah, that's sort of why I like to watch it.
But like I said, I have rewatched the prequel trilogy
recently and it's much better than you remember.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
It because George Lucas came back and gave it another.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
It gave it another jow, So obviously it looks better.
I think even in the second go round they took
more jar Jar Binks out.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah, because they Jojo Binks was hated. He was when
that came out.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
It was bad.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
It fucking sucked.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Yeah, it's pretty funny though, so you would love it.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Would have been like one or something, and so you thought, yeah,
but I like the Ewoks for some people. I mean
a lot of people resumed the Jedi and the Eox
who are in their twenties and stuff when that came.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Outs, are in their twenties.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Now all the people are watching in their twenties.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Hated, Yeah, I get that. The thing about the prequel
trilogy with jud Jo Binks in them, is it actually
just a political drama. Yeah, there's too many there's too
much talking. Well, try it again now as you're a
bit older, Jar and see how you go. Because I
found it, particularly with what's going on now. So the
whole series starts off with the naval blockade and then
(10:16):
it's just the political fallout from that which is happening
right now. It can be quite an interesting time to
rewatch it, but there is a lot of like, we
do not have the backing of the Senate, all that
kind of shiit.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
What's the Senate overthrown?
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Galactic?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I couldn't stand all that stuff. I didn't even know
what now it didn't quite make sense to me as occurred.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Not see again, go back and watch it now. Then
there's just like a real Kroop love story of Krook guts.
Someone's got crook guts. General Grievers has got krook guts.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
No one's ever got crook guts. And Star Wars what's
wrong with somehow? No one's ever got a cold? Do
not have colds? No one takes a ship so with
couldro probably ablutions?
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
At no point is just like chill, we take the reins,
we're going for a ship, Yeah, and maybe we take
a shirt.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
The only one I can only think of Austin Powers
when fat bastard takes a ship.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Ah, you go, you should see those.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Austin Powers obviously famously does a massive long WI when
he comes out of Cryg's evacuation complete. It's good heard
his number two work for chugging that turn out in
the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
It's good.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
That's good ship.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
We should go, oh, we should.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
We need to get shows, better stuff to go. We
never going into the JP Morgan six y and maybe
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