May 13, 2026 • 18 mins
Today on the pod the guys discuss terrible massages, Friday's coming too early, and people who have issues with calendars.
Is it called chronological dyslexia?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Daily bespoke content that you won't find on the radio
show The Hood I Keep Breakfast Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Welcome along to the podcast. Thursday, the fourteenth of May
twenty twenty.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Six, heartbreaking news for all involved this morning, Fella's, I
thought it was Friday for most of this morning and
it was a fact. Yeah, it sucks. I hate those days, man.
That really does suck. Counterbalance by it does often happen
the other way around to which is that's nice. That
one's nice when.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
You get out to work find out it's.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Friday, yeah, and you're like, Thursday, fellas, it's Friday. Surprise Friday,
Surprise Friday. I've got a surprise Thursday. Today. It was
a real you know when you get up in the morning,
you know you're getting ready for the day and you
start planning through it. Right, I'm going to do this,
I'm going to do this. Oh later on, we're going
to do this. And then Saturday tomorrow, I sweet, well,
maybe we should go do this. And then I got
(00:49):
on my car and I turned a podcast on and
they were like, oh, yeah, so this game is happening
in the NBA today.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
I was like the games tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
When you used to check my phone.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
It lasted that long, yeah, last yeah, all the way
to you got any car?
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
That's what makes it heartbreaking because I had a whole plan, Yeah,
whole whole game play.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
You lived half a day?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I did, Yes, Friday I did.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I wonder if you can just mask the whole day
as a day, you know, like I have heard about
people saying, just live every day like today.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Yeah, there is only today.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Well that's what they say. Friday doesn't exist, No, tomorrow
never comes.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Wednesday was just a memory.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Today's the present as well, it sees, is that what
sees the card? So anyway, it's the wrong DM you've got.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
But you do have that calendar brain issue.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I do have a calendar own issue. And we don't
have a name for it yet, do we. Is there
actually I think there is. I think it's time blindness.
I think that's what they call it, do they? I
think so. Although my version of it is not like
I'm not late to things and I miss things.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
No.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
My thing is if we sit down and try and
have a verbal conversation about dates, I can't do it.
I cannot do it. I need that to be written down,
and I need to be able to look at a
at a calendar.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
At the same time at the same time.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
That is another problem for people as well, as they'll
put I'm away from the twenty first to the twenty
fifth of May. Yeah, well that fucking means nothing to
me because I don't I don't know. It's like living
in constant Christmas in New Years. Yes, you don't know,
you don't know what data. That is exactly what it
feels like for me.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Ever, the whole year feels like that time between Christmas
and New Years Christmas, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Twenty fifth fair enough?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Yeah, would you say you've.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Got this calcula?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Is it a slur?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
This calcula. Apparently people often struggle with calendars, remembering historical dates.
How do you go with historical dates? No, that's fine,
Oh that's interesting. Yeah, sequencing days or months or conceptu
this is your issue. Conceptualizing times bands.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
That that one, that's the one I can't do.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Understanding the gap between dates.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
That I also can't do. And do you know why?
You know what I think it is is because we
don't have a base ten time system. It's because all
the months have different If every Monday started on a
round number. That would work for me. I'll be able
to figure that out.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Apparently it's also linked to ADHD, executive dysfunction, and autism.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Executive thought, you've had executive progen dysfunction.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Chronological dyslexia. Yeah, that's that's a term used informally when
individual struggles primarily with the sequencing, naming, or tracking of months, dates,
and times, rather than general math.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's me. I'm all right at basic math.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Just chron ementrea. This is a neurological condition. Sounds like
you where the cerebellum has damaged.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
Cerebellum, cerebell How can it be damaged? Does it say
how you can damage that thing?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
No, but it's imperal disorientation.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
I don't have that. Yeah, I think you've got. It's
chronological dyslexia.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yeah, that I reckon. That's a great name for what
I've got. For example, I have bought flights around the
wrong way, you know what I mean, from this place
to that base when it should have been the opposite way.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Well, that I would have thought, that's geographical dyslexia.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
No, Well, I knew where the places were, I just
didn't know on what date was I trying to go
from one to the other. I just and that's the
annoying part because when we try and book a holiday, yeah,
that's actually we found out that that's a better thing
for me. But what I need is I need to
be left alone and just sit there by myself and
rain man out until I can get it done. Because
(04:48):
if I've got someone sitting there, because so hard for
me to wrap my head around dates that if I've
got someone else sitting there, they think they're trying to
help me in thus saying other dates. It restarts the
process every single time. And I'm like, oh, I do
work so to get here.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
It seems to be a common problem with people that
work on the radio. Yeah, because I think Boss Pexy
Campbell has has one hundred percent chological deslics here.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
One hundred percent he does, because I've had because he
and he likes to have these conversations out loud about
HER's off win and I'm like, we both I can
see it in him, you and I we need to
have this discussion. I know it's calendar and Judith, We're
got to have this discussion over email because with a
calendar in front, with a calendar, well, because then when
I send you the email, you can bring up your calendar.
You can bring up the dates. Check, then write your reply,
(05:32):
then check again. You send it. We're going to stand
here and go next Tuesday. Yeah, oh no, sorry, the
Tuesday after, oh Tuesday after.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Call and you guys don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
And then you go away and you go, hold on,
was it next Tuesday?
Speaker 6 (05:42):
Is there anything there in there about amnesia chronological dyslexia,
because that's the other thing that Pexy Campbell has.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
He's like, he forgets that he's had the conversation about
the calendar.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, okay, so that's which is amnesic chronological DYSLICXE.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Here has a terrible afflection.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
I remember we had the conversation, but I can never
remember what all the dates were in it or whatever.
But at least I'm aware of it, and I know
that I even as annoying as it is, I tell
them is like, you're gonna have to you have to
text me these dates.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
It's one thing I don't suffer from. And I suffer
from a number of neological conditions, including not being able
to speak probably, but that is one thing I can
I can see a calendar in my head at all times. Yeah,
I'm running a calendar as we speak. I know what
I'm doing today, I know what I'm doing tomorrow. I
know what I'm doing on Saturday Sunday. I know what
I'm doing up until. I've got a calendar. Some things
(06:36):
in my calendar up until at the moment, probably July
eighth through to July eighteen. I can see them on
a calendar July eight to Wednesday, and I can I've
got things on those.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Days, my birthday.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
So you've already forgotten that.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
So that's okay.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Six pm Sunday.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
What are you doing six pm Sunday?
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Nothing?
Speaker 5 (06:57):
You're watching the Warriors?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Watching Warriors? Brother, Well, I.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Didn't know when the Warriors were playing. I didn't know
wh I knew they were playing this weekend.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
I'm glad you got a gap in the calendar.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Six pm on Sunday, Yeah, six o five.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Oh, I love it. I love what because that's just
a delay keeps you keeps your hanging all week and
keep you look for to.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
How good is it?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
So good?
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Is a major ground home game for the Warriors too?
Speaker 5 (07:20):
A love that?
Speaker 4 (07:22):
That sucks?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Yeah, I don't even issue would like if there's something
in the calendar, I know what's coming up, like I
know what's happening. Like I said this morning when I
was going through my day, I know all the things
that are happening. But it's if I sit down and
try and plan something that's happening and going here, that's
where I'm like, if it's already in there, sweet.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Oh, that's quite good.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
But if it's like, all right, we're sitting down here
and you've got a plan a whole holiday or like
a week's leavil. If I was a manager and I
had to deal with Christmas leave, I'd be fucked.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Okay, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
And so that's what I would never take a manager.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
You're not going management, Yeah, that's right, I reckon. It's
I think as well.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I try to keep as much in my head as
I possibly can, because I think it's good for your brain.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
I don't know if it does. Actually, it probably gives
you demanitia.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
But the other day I had a Shaka where I
was down If I get multiple things at once, I
get him a real connection. And we had Joe Jury's
fifteen year service that's lunch, and I was down there
at the fifteen year service lunch. I was having such
a good time. We gave them a tarp here, we
gave them a we gave them we got them at
tarp bedroom tap medium medium tarp, and I just wonder
(08:26):
if maybe we should.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Have gone the heavy juty. Yeah, medium duty.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I've never seen a medium duty something. I've heard of
people on light duties, but I've never heard of a
light duty. Yeah, medium duty, medium duty.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
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Speaker 3 (08:49):
I don't know would that be. So there'll be something
you could obviously put over the top of a trailer.
Maybe you could put some maybe like a mattress on
top of it, but anything heavier than that. Light bedrooms,
light bedroom, light bladder leakage, it's got to run off somewhere,
That's what I would say. Wow, so you got to
clean it up at some stage with some kind of
absorbent material. It's not a panace, it doesn't you can
(09:12):
put it underneath the sheets.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
That's what I that's that's what.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
I'd do usty like a medium sheet.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
So what was I talking about? Oh yeah, And so
I was down there at celebrating that, and then I
knew that I had something to do, and it was
just I thought myself, I'm really enjoying this. This, this is
too good to be true. It's Friday afternoon. I'm ready
cutting lucy, I'm knocking some pints. And then I got
a didn't get a call. I just got a message
(09:42):
on the WhatsApp and it said, I assume you're not
coming to this rehearsal.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
And I went, oh my god, that's right. What time
was a rehearsal? It was a two and you're on
the wallet. It was two forty five.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
You were on the wallop and by.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
That stage I'd had like four drinks. I stunk of both.
Oh yeah, should I come up?
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Probably. By the time I got up there, that finished.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
And so you're just sitting there with stink lines coming
off you.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
I could I was heavily on the mints.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Put it that way, but I hated, you know, the
feeling walking up there, going yeah, I can't undo this, na,
I've made the mistake. No matter how trite I am.
It doesn't matter how apologetic I am. You look like
an asshole, like your time is more important than anyone else.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
You're in a hiding to nothing. Oh oh he comes
up big time. Ehe just wants to fucking swormen whenever
he wants just get on the tv. Does he big times?
And but the thing is then it's like, well, how
the fuck do you play it? You know, like do
you because sometimes you can do yourself a mischief by
being too apologetic, and everyone's like, oh fuk off. You
know if you if you're there sorry about it, you
(10:55):
would have been here.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
I think you can be. Yeah, that's an interesting thing.
How apologetic should I reckon? You should be very apologetic
for a certain amount of time, and then you've got
to turn it off to drop it. Then you got
to drop it. I mean actually, when we're away, good example,
when we're away in Byron Bay. We had a couple
of our winners when we're away on Byron Bay, Nathan
(11:16):
of course and his lovely partner.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Yeah, and they they they booked in a message. I
don't know that they knew how long the message went
for or even what time it is.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
It was totally innocent by the way.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
There's purposely no clocks inside that spa because they don't
want you to know what time it is because that
stresses out.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
And they booked the massage, and then we all sort
of had finished our hour of being in their hour
of power, and we're all in the van and then
their message was going kind of over until the next hour. Yeah,
maybe by twenty minutes or something. I don't know how
long we were waiting for. I didn't really care. I mean,
I'd rather not wait, I'll be honest. But at the
same time, these things happen people. You know, they didn't
(11:57):
do it on purpose. They're very considerate people. And then
when they got there, they were shocked because they were
both involved in the education industry and they were both
absolutely shot and they were so apologetic. Oh my god,
they were so apologetic. Now, yeah, so embarrassed. But then
we said, that's fine to worry about it. And I
just wanted to let it go at that point, but
they continued.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
They continued to feel bad.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
I don't feel bad for.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
The entire truck.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Fantastic, And they brought it up just about every time,
and they were there like half an hour before every
other meeting.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
That we had, it's like they were so embarrassed. I'm like,
it's fine. I was going to be stressed out after
a spa sauna.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
It's fine, and for me it actually it's fine. And
then it gets i'd rather you not talk about it now,
like now it's now you're doing the damage by constantly
apologizing for it when we've moved past it.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Well, I didn't even notice that it had happened. So
when Lizz had made a couple of jokes later on
about you thought we're in on Friday, yeah, I did.
She was like, oh, well, we'll be on time to
this and I was like, well, I don't know, but
it was a joke for meaning like, oh we were
late for the last thing. I was like, oh, I
genuinely could you could have punched me in the face
after that spar and I wouldn't have known.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Yeah, but do you know what I mean, that's a
good example of you don't need to keep like apologize,
apologize profusely, show that you're embarrassed, show.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
That your care.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Drop it.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Drop it. That's what I would sell.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Drop it, Like I was saying, if I was giving
advice to my childrenldly appearents.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
Speaking of messages, how do you guys run on messages
from guys?
Speaker 5 (13:26):
Does it affect you? Do you worry about it?
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Look?
Speaker 4 (13:28):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
We went to we were on a cultural tour of
Indonesia aka getting Lizard Drunken Bali, and we went with
the keyss and we got messages. The mad b that's
crazy had a little villa. You know, bedroom, open your kitchen,
another bedroom. Poll this is weird. I thought there were
monkeys in the pool and fell across the room. Anyway,
(13:51):
one one day, one day we got a like a
message in the rooms. So you go in your room,
in the room and the messuse is coming and three
miss masses what's the plurals? Three Mussi warriors walked in
(14:12):
and four rather and three of them were woman, and
then one of them was just those big bag like
like you got to assume. I mean he I would
play him at blindside flanker and in the.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Indonesians he could make.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Some counts, yeah, some couns. And so then the two
these two they were in groups, two girls, then the
one girl and the guy and they said who where
should we We'll take you two girls, good luck cases
and so yeah, keys and their bad had fucking.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Indonesian friend read.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Indonesian Shannon Brazil messaging him, and he said.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
He was fucking fearless.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
He see he brushed his balls from the back like twice,
very ball focused.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Find Did you find that exciting?
Speaker 3 (15:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
He found it remarkable, didn't say it.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah, well, he certainly remarked on it.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
He came out of a thousand yards there and just
sort of sat by the pool for the rest of it.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
He started questioning, I. I've got a couple of messages
from a couple of dudes over there, but mainly females,
but a couple of dudes.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
In fact, I had.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
One by from a guy up in the Bay of
Islands recently who who it was a very interesting mess sous.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
He was.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
He was older and he had big, very strong hands,
but he didn't use them particularly in a particularly aggressive way.
But I got to say he was he was quite good.
He was quite good. I don't give a crep whether
it's a female or male. I just want it to
be good, because I've had some shutters in my time. Yeah,
(16:00):
nothing worse than someone who doesn't know what they're doing.
They're just flat around on your back lightly.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
It's like, I come on, yeah, come on, why have you?
Did you have a sexual experience last night?
Speaker 6 (16:09):
With a message, Well, the hardest message i've overhead was
from a small Asian woman. But I'm just thinking there
was a carpol of guy messages. One the guy just
flung me around like I was a piece, like I
was a sheet. I was absolute, but it was fantastic.
Did he penetrate No, it did lean on.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
Me a lot. Did he crutch you?
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Did you? Did you get aroused?
Speaker 5 (16:33):
No?
Speaker 6 (16:33):
I didn't get aroused at all, but I felt fantastic
after it.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Did he dip your.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Rusty trombonia?
Speaker 6 (16:41):
I was trying to get to the point that my
worst ever were you FLI blant? Message was from a
guy pre wedding number two, prewitting number two.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
That was when you were going through your experimental.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
Ves and I was likening number two.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
So you're about to do a number two before you're wedding.
Speaker 6 (16:58):
Because I've had two witting right right, I've been married twice.
And I said to the wife to be, I said,
I'm gonna go get it and go treat myself. And
it was in Raratonga and this guy couldn't have wanted
to be the least. Yeah, had had the sniffles, consider
his phone a lot no and the worst hands either.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Come on, come on, we had one like that actually,
when we're on the cultural tour of Indonesia and a
woman clearly it was coughing the whole time, and he
called it off. It was a double message and she
was like no, you know what, No, no, I don't
want paid.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
The woman and got out of there.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
She's like, I don't want your just felt like a
COVID message.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Yeah, I just wonder if maybe your guy and RaRo
the or has he was just basically took that job
to pick up and so when dudes.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Came in, he's like, yeah, probably a right.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
Welcome along to the podcast. Thursday, the fourteenth of May
twenty twenty.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Six, heartbreaking news for all involved this morning, Fella's, I
thought it was Friday for most of this morning and
it was a fact. Yeah, it sucks. I hate those days, man.
That really does suck. Counterbalance by it does often happen
the other way around to which is that's nice. That
one's nice when.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
You get out to work find out it's.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Friday, yeah, and you're like, Thursday, fellas, it's Friday. Surprise Friday,
Surprise Friday. I've got a surprise Thursday. Today. It was
a real you know when you get up in the morning,
you know you're getting ready for the day and you
start planning through it. Right, I'm going to do this,
I'm going to do this. Oh later on, we're going
to do this. And then Saturday tomorrow, I sweet, well,
maybe we should go do this. And then I got
(00:49):
on my car and I turned a podcast on and
they were like, oh, yeah, so this game is happening
in the NBA today.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
I was like the games tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
When you used to check my phone.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
It lasted that long, yeah, last yeah, all the way
to you got any car?
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
That's what makes it heartbreaking because I had a whole plan, Yeah,
whole whole game play.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
You lived half a day?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I did, Yes, Friday I did.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I wonder if you can just mask the whole day
as a day, you know, like I have heard about
people saying, just live every day like today.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Yeah, there is only today.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Well that's what they say. Friday doesn't exist, No, tomorrow
never comes.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Wednesday was just a memory.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Today's the present as well, it sees, is that what
sees the card? So anyway, it's the wrong DM you've got.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
But you do have that calendar brain issue.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I do have a calendar own issue. And we don't
have a name for it yet, do we. Is there
actually I think there is. I think it's time blindness.
I think that's what they call it, do they? I
think so. Although my version of it is not like
I'm not late to things and I miss things.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
No.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
My thing is if we sit down and try and
have a verbal conversation about dates, I can't do it.
I cannot do it. I need that to be written down,
and I need to be able to look at a
at a calendar.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
At the same time at the same time.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
That is another problem for people as well, as they'll
put I'm away from the twenty first to the twenty
fifth of May. Yeah, well that fucking means nothing to
me because I don't I don't know. It's like living
in constant Christmas in New Years. Yes, you don't know,
you don't know what data. That is exactly what it
feels like for me.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Ever, the whole year feels like that time between Christmas
and New Years Christmas, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Twenty fifth fair enough?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Yeah, would you say you've.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Got this calcula?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Is it a slur?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
This calcula. Apparently people often struggle with calendars, remembering historical dates.
How do you go with historical dates? No, that's fine,
Oh that's interesting. Yeah, sequencing days or months or conceptu
this is your issue. Conceptualizing times bands.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
That that one, that's the one I can't do.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Understanding the gap between dates.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
That I also can't do. And do you know why?
You know what I think it is is because we
don't have a base ten time system. It's because all
the months have different If every Monday started on a
round number. That would work for me. I'll be able
to figure that out.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Apparently it's also linked to ADHD, executive dysfunction, and autism.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Executive thought, you've had executive progen dysfunction.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Chronological dyslexia. Yeah, that's that's a term used informally when
individual struggles primarily with the sequencing, naming, or tracking of months, dates,
and times, rather than general math.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's me. I'm all right at basic math.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Just chron ementrea. This is a neurological condition. Sounds like
you where the cerebellum has damaged.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
Cerebellum, cerebell How can it be damaged? Does it say
how you can damage that thing?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
No, but it's imperal disorientation.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
I don't have that. Yeah, I think you've got. It's
chronological dyslexia.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yeah, that I reckon. That's a great name for what
I've got. For example, I have bought flights around the
wrong way, you know what I mean, from this place
to that base when it should have been the opposite way.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Well, that I would have thought, that's geographical dyslexia.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
No, Well, I knew where the places were, I just
didn't know on what date was I trying to go
from one to the other. I just and that's the
annoying part because when we try and book a holiday, yeah,
that's actually we found out that that's a better thing
for me. But what I need is I need to
be left alone and just sit there by myself and
rain man out until I can get it done. Because
(04:48):
if I've got someone sitting there, because so hard for
me to wrap my head around dates that if I've
got someone else sitting there, they think they're trying to
help me in thus saying other dates. It restarts the
process every single time. And I'm like, oh, I do
work so to get here.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
It seems to be a common problem with people that
work on the radio. Yeah, because I think Boss Pexy
Campbell has has one hundred percent chological deslics here.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
One hundred percent he does, because I've had because he
and he likes to have these conversations out loud about
HER's off win and I'm like, we both I can
see it in him, you and I we need to
have this discussion. I know it's calendar and Judith, We're
got to have this discussion over email because with a
calendar in front, with a calendar, well, because then when
I send you the email, you can bring up your calendar.
You can bring up the dates. Check, then write your reply,
(05:32):
then check again. You send it. We're going to stand
here and go next Tuesday. Yeah, oh no, sorry, the
Tuesday after, oh Tuesday after.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Call and you guys don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
And then you go away and you go, hold on,
was it next Tuesday?
Speaker 6 (05:42):
Is there anything there in there about amnesia chronological dyslexia,
because that's the other thing that Pexy Campbell has.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
He's like, he forgets that he's had the conversation about
the calendar.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, okay, so that's which is amnesic chronological DYSLICXE.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Here has a terrible afflection.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
I remember we had the conversation, but I can never
remember what all the dates were in it or whatever.
But at least I'm aware of it, and I know
that I even as annoying as it is, I tell
them is like, you're gonna have to you have to
text me these dates.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
It's one thing I don't suffer from. And I suffer
from a number of neological conditions, including not being able
to speak probably, but that is one thing I can
I can see a calendar in my head at all times. Yeah,
I'm running a calendar as we speak. I know what
I'm doing today, I know what I'm doing tomorrow. I
know what I'm doing on Saturday Sunday. I know what
I'm doing up until. I've got a calendar. Some things
(06:36):
in my calendar up until at the moment, probably July
eighth through to July eighteen. I can see them on
a calendar July eight to Wednesday, and I can I've
got things on those.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Days, my birthday.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
So you've already forgotten that.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
So that's okay.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Six pm Sunday.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
What are you doing six pm Sunday?
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Nothing?
Speaker 5 (06:57):
You're watching the Warriors?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Watching Warriors? Brother, Well, I.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Didn't know when the Warriors were playing. I didn't know
wh I knew they were playing this weekend.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
I'm glad you got a gap in the calendar.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Six pm on Sunday, Yeah, six o five.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Oh, I love it. I love what because that's just
a delay keeps you keeps your hanging all week and
keep you look for to.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
How good is it?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
So good?
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Is a major ground home game for the Warriors too?
Speaker 5 (07:20):
A love that?
Speaker 4 (07:22):
That sucks?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Yeah, I don't even issue would like if there's something
in the calendar, I know what's coming up, like I
know what's happening. Like I said this morning when I
was going through my day, I know all the things
that are happening. But it's if I sit down and
try and plan something that's happening and going here, that's
where I'm like, if it's already in there, sweet.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Oh, that's quite good.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
But if it's like, all right, we're sitting down here
and you've got a plan a whole holiday or like
a week's leavil. If I was a manager and I
had to deal with Christmas leave, I'd be fucked.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Okay, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
And so that's what I would never take a manager.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
You're not going management, Yeah, that's right, I reckon. It's
I think as well.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I try to keep as much in my head as
I possibly can, because I think it's good for your brain.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
I don't know if it does. Actually, it probably gives
you demanitia.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
But the other day I had a Shaka where I
was down If I get multiple things at once, I
get him a real connection. And we had Joe Jury's
fifteen year service that's lunch, and I was down there
at the fifteen year service lunch. I was having such
a good time. We gave them a tarp here, we
gave them a we gave them we got them at
tarp bedroom tap medium medium tarp, and I just wonder
(08:26):
if maybe we should.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Have gone the heavy juty. Yeah, medium duty.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I've never seen a medium duty something. I've heard of
people on light duties, but I've never heard of a
light duty. Yeah, medium duty, medium duty.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
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Speaker 3 (08:49):
I don't know would that be. So there'll be something
you could obviously put over the top of a trailer.
Maybe you could put some maybe like a mattress on
top of it, but anything heavier than that. Light bedrooms,
light bedroom, light bladder leakage, it's got to run off somewhere,
That's what I would say. Wow, so you got to
clean it up at some stage with some kind of
absorbent material. It's not a panace, it doesn't you can
(09:12):
put it underneath the sheets.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
That's what I that's that's what.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
I'd do usty like a medium sheet.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
So what was I talking about? Oh yeah, And so
I was down there at celebrating that, and then I
knew that I had something to do, and it was
just I thought myself, I'm really enjoying this. This, this is
too good to be true. It's Friday afternoon. I'm ready
cutting lucy, I'm knocking some pints. And then I got
a didn't get a call. I just got a message
(09:42):
on the WhatsApp and it said, I assume you're not
coming to this rehearsal.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
And I went, oh my god, that's right. What time
was a rehearsal? It was a two and you're on
the wallet. It was two forty five.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
You were on the wallop and by.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
That stage I'd had like four drinks. I stunk of both.
Oh yeah, should I come up?
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Probably. By the time I got up there, that finished.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
And so you're just sitting there with stink lines coming
off you.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
I could I was heavily on the mints.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Put it that way, but I hated, you know, the
feeling walking up there, going yeah, I can't undo this, na,
I've made the mistake. No matter how trite I am.
It doesn't matter how apologetic I am. You look like
an asshole, like your time is more important than anyone else.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
You're in a hiding to nothing. Oh oh he comes
up big time. Ehe just wants to fucking swormen whenever
he wants just get on the tv. Does he big times?
And but the thing is then it's like, well, how
the fuck do you play it? You know, like do
you because sometimes you can do yourself a mischief by
being too apologetic, and everyone's like, oh fuk off. You
know if you if you're there sorry about it, you
(10:55):
would have been here.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
I think you can be. Yeah, that's an interesting thing.
How apologetic should I reckon? You should be very apologetic
for a certain amount of time, and then you've got
to turn it off to drop it. Then you got
to drop it. I mean actually, when we're away, good example,
when we're away in Byron Bay. We had a couple
of our winners when we're away on Byron Bay, Nathan
(11:16):
of course and his lovely partner.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Yeah, and they they they booked in a message. I
don't know that they knew how long the message went
for or even what time it is.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
It was totally innocent by the way.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
There's purposely no clocks inside that spa because they don't
want you to know what time it is because that
stresses out.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
And they booked the massage, and then we all sort
of had finished our hour of being in their hour
of power, and we're all in the van and then
their message was going kind of over until the next hour. Yeah,
maybe by twenty minutes or something. I don't know how
long we were waiting for. I didn't really care. I mean,
I'd rather not wait, I'll be honest. But at the
same time, these things happen people. You know, they didn't
(11:57):
do it on purpose. They're very considerate people. And then
when they got there, they were shocked because they were
both involved in the education industry and they were both
absolutely shot and they were so apologetic. Oh my god,
they were so apologetic. Now, yeah, so embarrassed. But then
we said, that's fine to worry about it. And I
just wanted to let it go at that point, but
they continued.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
They continued to feel bad.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
I don't feel bad for.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
The entire truck.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Fantastic, And they brought it up just about every time,
and they were there like half an hour before every
other meeting.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
That we had, it's like they were so embarrassed. I'm like,
it's fine. I was going to be stressed out after
a spa sauna.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
It's fine, and for me it actually it's fine. And
then it gets i'd rather you not talk about it now,
like now it's now you're doing the damage by constantly
apologizing for it when we've moved past it.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Well, I didn't even notice that it had happened. So
when Lizz had made a couple of jokes later on
about you thought we're in on Friday, yeah, I did.
She was like, oh, well, we'll be on time to
this and I was like, well, I don't know, but
it was a joke for meaning like, oh we were
late for the last thing. I was like, oh, I
genuinely could you could have punched me in the face
after that spar and I wouldn't have known.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Yeah, but do you know what I mean, that's a
good example of you don't need to keep like apologize,
apologize profusely, show that you're embarrassed, show.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
That your care.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Drop it.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Drop it. That's what I would sell.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Drop it, Like I was saying, if I was giving
advice to my childrenldly appearents.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
Speaking of messages, how do you guys run on messages
from guys?
Speaker 5 (13:26):
Does it affect you? Do you worry about it?
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Look?
Speaker 4 (13:28):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
We went to we were on a cultural tour of
Indonesia aka getting Lizard Drunken Bali, and we went with
the keyss and we got messages. The mad b that's
crazy had a little villa. You know, bedroom, open your kitchen,
another bedroom. Poll this is weird. I thought there were
monkeys in the pool and fell across the room. Anyway,
(13:51):
one one day, one day we got a like a
message in the rooms. So you go in your room,
in the room and the messuse is coming and three
miss masses what's the plurals? Three Mussi warriors walked in
(14:12):
and four rather and three of them were woman, and
then one of them was just those big bag like
like you got to assume. I mean he I would
play him at blindside flanker and in the.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Indonesians he could make.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Some counts, yeah, some couns. And so then the two
these two they were in groups, two girls, then the
one girl and the guy and they said who where
should we We'll take you two girls, good luck cases
and so yeah, keys and their bad had fucking.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Indonesian friend read.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Indonesian Shannon Brazil messaging him, and he said.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
He was fucking fearless.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
He see he brushed his balls from the back like twice,
very ball focused.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Find Did you find that exciting?
Speaker 3 (15:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
He found it remarkable, didn't say it.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah, well, he certainly remarked on it.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
He came out of a thousand yards there and just
sort of sat by the pool for the rest of it.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
He started questioning, I. I've got a couple of messages
from a couple of dudes over there, but mainly females,
but a couple of dudes.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
In fact, I had.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
One by from a guy up in the Bay of
Islands recently who who it was a very interesting mess sous.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
He was.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
He was older and he had big, very strong hands,
but he didn't use them particularly in a particularly aggressive way.
But I got to say he was he was quite good.
He was quite good. I don't give a crep whether
it's a female or male. I just want it to
be good, because I've had some shutters in my time. Yeah,
(16:00):
nothing worse than someone who doesn't know what they're doing.
They're just flat around on your back lightly.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
It's like, I come on, yeah, come on, why have you?
Did you have a sexual experience last night?
Speaker 6 (16:09):
With a message, Well, the hardest message i've overhead was
from a small Asian woman. But I'm just thinking there
was a carpol of guy messages. One the guy just
flung me around like I was a piece, like I
was a sheet. I was absolute, but it was fantastic.
Did he penetrate No, it did lean on.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
Me a lot. Did he crutch you?
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Did you? Did you get aroused?
Speaker 5 (16:33):
No?
Speaker 6 (16:33):
I didn't get aroused at all, but I felt fantastic
after it.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Did he dip your.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Rusty trombonia?
Speaker 6 (16:41):
I was trying to get to the point that my
worst ever were you FLI blant? Message was from a
guy pre wedding number two, prewitting number two.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
That was when you were going through your experimental.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
Ves and I was likening number two.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
So you're about to do a number two before you're wedding.
Speaker 6 (16:58):
Because I've had two witting right right, I've been married twice.
And I said to the wife to be, I said,
I'm gonna go get it and go treat myself. And
it was in Raratonga and this guy couldn't have wanted
to be the least. Yeah, had had the sniffles, consider
his phone a lot no and the worst hands either.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Come on, come on, we had one like that actually,
when we're on the cultural tour of Indonesia and a
woman clearly it was coughing the whole time, and he
called it off. It was a double message and she
was like no, you know what, No, no, I don't
want paid.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
The woman and got out of there.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
She's like, I don't want your just felt like a
COVID message.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Yeah, I just wonder if maybe your guy and RaRo
the or has he was just basically took that job
to pick up and so when dudes.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Came in, he's like, yeah, probably a right.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
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