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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 3 (00:09):
Welcome along to the Hierarchy Breakfast Shuesday, the thirty first
of March twenty twenty six.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Cheapest Creepers.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
What happened to March? So it's the last day of March. Oh,
my name's Jummy Wells? Has my nice Stewart?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Is there no thirty second of March? There's no thirty
second this year? One of those is a leap yet.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, thirty days have September, April, June, and November. All
the rest have thirty one.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Ex March has thirty two every now and then.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
In June, which has thirty tty eight.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah days in it. Okay, So that means that every
article you read when you check social media and the
newspapers tomorrow morning will be entirely bullshit.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Get ready for April Fall's day tomorrow, be on high
learn m Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
I've got a couple of plans in the works. Do
you know what I love? One of my favorite ones
is whenever somebody runs a oh, so and so's leaving
the show, and then there's just celebrations in the comments underneath.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
I'm gotta be careful with that one.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
I've seen that one backfire a couple of times.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
You don't want to do that one. You don't want
to do that once.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
But yeah, I don't know. Are we going to run anything.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
We could swap shows with another radio show.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
That'll be wacky.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
People tune in and hilarity ensues.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Welcome along, Jerry, and then the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Wild works in mysterious ways Fellas. Just last weekend we
were away on a wellness retreat. We learned a lot.
I wanted to put a few things into practice when
we got back. You know, I didn't want again, there's
a sentiment out there that we just found a way
to get over there and get on the purse for
four days, and I just want people to know that
that's not the case. We've instituted our gratitude journal. At

(01:49):
the end of the show, I'm looking to introduce a
meditation routine into my day, my every day, haven't you.
I'll get around to it. So that's exactly better. I
just that's exactly the point of it, right, just to
stress my mind's raising too much, So I don't have time.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
Sorry you don't.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
I mean, of course everybody has time.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
But I've got eight hours every Friday afternoon and had
the purse. Ah, this is this is how it works.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Just takes ten minutes. Yeah, I mean that's what Sophie
was saying to us. Sophie talking us through the breathing situation.
I mean, we're breathing all day every day.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
You are, You're just going to be intentional about it
anyh Yeah. So so when the universe and through its overlord,
Mark Zuckerberg, served me up, served me up. That's really
the other out thought. Maybe this is something we can
use on the show. This was James Akesos, the British comedian,
being asked whether he has a pre show ritual.

Speaker 6 (02:44):
So now it's quite extensive. Now, notice five things in
the room that I can see here, smell, feel all that.
Checking with your body, how are you really feeling with
your body? How's that going to affect your show? And
then visualizing the gig not go in how I want
it to visualize, in how I would like to respond
to that. So if it's if it's really quiet, how

(03:06):
do I want to perform? And also remembering the things
that I talked to my therapist about, like what makes
a good gig for me? So good audience, good venue,
me performing well, me being disciplined on stage, and me
trying something new. And we were like, Okay, you can't
control the audience, you can't control the venue. So those
two things you just kind of accept before you go out,

(03:26):
performing it the way you want to perform it, and
being disciplined enough to not go off script in a
negative way. Definitely in a positive way. Great, let's not
collapse it all right.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
So it's James Aks, who's a comedian, going to his
pre show routine.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah, so he settled on notice five things of their own.
Chicken with your body, Visualize the gig not going how
you want it to, how would you respond to it? Discipline,
trying something new.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Interesting, visualizing the gig not going how you want it to.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, I guess so that when it happens, he doesn't,
you know, freak out, freak out like you do when
our show doesn't go quite Wow.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
I mean, things just going so so smoothly, so smoothly.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
We run like absolute clockwork on the show. And indeed
the station you visualize it for our radio very hard
to do. Also, the audience not enjoying it the way,
you know, because when you're a stand up comedian and
you're standing out there, but we can't see you home,
although we can really hear you on the text machine.
So I don't know, do we need to develop some

(04:27):
sort of pre flight check here for this show? Do
you reckon?

Speaker 5 (04:29):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Yeah, well I look I like this. You know, at
the beginning of our Gratitude Journal, we're doing a breathing
a breathing exercise where we breathe in and breathe out,
and that breathing out might seem really, really weird.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
I've seemed really annoying to listen to, certainly with headphones,
but an.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Actual fact that is telling your body that everything's okay.
The vibration is telling your body is okay. I mean,
I'd quite like to do a quick whether it be
off your or on here, if it's annoying for I
quite like to do a quick sort of five deep
breaths before we go on here.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
I reckon. That's probably an off air thing just for
the Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
I think the other my other concern is that you
just get a little bit too relaxed doing that.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah, for sure, we've got to be up and up
and about. Yeah. So do you want to do? You
want to try the James Acaster method and notice five
things in the room. I'll start with jazz apples for one,
a cheese cutter for two, the gerrium and I yoga

(05:35):
matt for three. Plant that we brought in I would
say eight months ago that has not been watered once.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Can I just say that plant is on the way out.
I'm concerned for that plant. Man, that's a that's a
hardy plant.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
You checked out the one and the other corner. It's
probably the one the most danger.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
It looks like it's been growing in Death Valley, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Get around to that check in with your body? I
noticed on your body. You've got to rip the whole
of that T shirt right now I'm wearing it.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah, this is this is day two on this T shirt.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
You've hit a whole hit in there.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Yeah. I know that's the Alburni's actually solved the puzzle
of why my shirts blowing out under the pit.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
I mean, what are you gonna do? You're gonna have
to get new You should invento a range of men's
with that doesn't rip sturdier pip. Yeah, get John Cenner
on as a spokesperson. Visualize the gig not going how
you wanted to, so lame claims the fame is coming
up later on. What if today's the day where we
hit the bottom of the well, how will we how
will we deal with that? Fellas we come up with

(06:37):
our own ones.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
Oh that's a good idea. We could say this person's
text three on three for it through.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Make up texts.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
But hold on, I don't know about this because that's
just that's just visualizing something that might not happen, Like
why would you do that? Why'd you do something that
that is? I don't think that's going to happen, So.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Why you just need to be prepared and sure?

Speaker 3 (06:57):
But why why bring it? Why manifest and bring into
real something something negative that hasn't happened. It seems weird,
all right?

Speaker 1 (07:04):
And then I'd just like to remind everyone to stay
disciplined today. And then trying something new. I'm going to
be reviewing a shopping trolley at about six forty.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
What about playing some food fighters? Oh, there we go,
it's something new.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah, great to shock into thinking a little bit differently.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
What happens if we visualize something that not going how
we wanted it too, Like that, for example, what was that?

Speaker 5 (07:31):
I don't know, It's just I.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Just didn't go how he wanted to do, but he
was prepared for it.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Time for old dudes. Name years formerly nine is yesterday, today, tomorrow,
temno before that.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Today's in history a brand new innovation in commercial radio.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Now I'm and I just names a year and start
talking about.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
A year, and then I say some stuff about it.
And the year I'm going to say today is eighteen
eighty eight, a little before my time, but you guys
might remember it the Great Sheep Panic of eighteen eighty eights.
On the third of November eighteen eighty eight, across southern England,
tens of thousands of sheep fled from various fields across
some two hundred square miles of Oxfordshire.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
This is exactly what I imagined the Great Sheep Panic
of eighteen eighty eight to.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
About hens of thousands. At about eight pm, thousands of
sheep bursts from their bonds, fields and dwellings by a
simultaneous impulse where they were found widely scattered the next morning,
many of them miles away where they had been left.
Sheep were found crowded into corners of fields, and some
were panting with terror under hedges. The Great Sheep Panic

(08:39):
occurred across about two hundred square miles. The Times reported
on the twentieth of November eighteen eighty eight that malicious
mischief was out of the question because a thousand men
could not have frightened and released all of this shit.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Are they sure? Though? Hold on for a second. What
about a bevy of foxes all getting together to worry
some sheep. I mean, if you had a whole lot
of foxes and they all got together because they're cunning bastards,
and they said, you know what, let's go on get
amongst these sheep, and then maybe a group of maybe
sixty or seventy foxes were working across a two hundred

(09:14):
mile radius square miles. I think they could cause some
problems potentially.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
You know, England has the second highest population of our
packers outside of South America, and it's because of foxes.
So they put them in the herd with the in
the flock with the sheep, because they will fight a
fox when a fox comes in, right, because a fox
can come through, and can they buddy take the tongues

(09:42):
out of lambs?

Speaker 3 (09:43):
Foxes?

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Foxes, Yeah, and they can do you know, twenty thirty
in a night. They coud probably do one hundred at
night if they went really hard.

Speaker 7 (09:49):
They'll get in a hen house that a fox. Yeah,
fox will get in a hen house famously. And so
that's why they have the ol packers. And there where's
the second highest? Oh sorry, there's South America, then there's
England's third. Who's got the second mate in New Zealand
it's actually Australia, but not because again they got foxes

(10:10):
to probably aspe capita though right.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
Australia's got foxes.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
He's got fox what Australia foxes? Are we sure fox?

Speaker 3 (10:19):
Are we sure Australia's got foxes?

Speaker 1 (10:21):
They got fox?

Speaker 3 (10:22):
I didn't know they got fox This is like when
people tell me there's no wallabies, and wy I know
they got dingoes.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
Oh they got dingers kangaroos.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Same thing. I'll steal a baby or will it?

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Other explanations. In nineteen twenty one, the Scientific Journal of
Nature noted that the night of third of November eighteen
eighty eight had been an intensely dark night with occasional
flashes of lightning that explained that panics have often occurred
for sheep are notoriously timid and nervous animals.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Really are we putting it down to some darkness and
some lightning? I don't know, I was lightning all the time.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Another one earthquake, None of them recorded on that date,
but I don't know how often they were recording earthquakes
back in those days.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
There was no geo net. Definitely.

Speaker 5 (11:04):
Also, it's the third of November, and it was a
couple of one hundred years after guy Fawks invaded Earlaments,
So maybe someone went a little bit earlier on guy.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Fawks went Yeah, Well, they used to sell fire weeks
much earlier in those days, a week before.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
That's before the rules all came in.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Ye, and they had skyrockets.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
Too in eighteen eighties. Maybe they had double happy.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Double happy is definitely double happy. That's a good one.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
I guess The third one aliens.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Oh yeah, hold on, nobody thought of that, did they. No,
aliens hadn't been invented in eighteen eighties.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Good points far far too early, and a texture on three,
four three. Do you feel that the segment might have
done its dash?

Speaker 4 (11:39):
Now?

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Never? What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (11:44):
History never stops? Man?

Speaker 3 (11:46):
I still think the Foxes. Why was no one suggesting foxes?
An organized group of foxes?

Speaker 1 (11:55):
I'm saying aliens and research.

Speaker 8 (11:59):
Jerry in the night they breakfast late sporting lines thanks
to expert al to the beer for here a gold
fest for the all Whites.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
In the build up to the FIFA World Cup. They've
beaten Chile four to one at Auckland's Eden Park, striking
as and as striking as much in one game as
they have in their last eight matches combined. Okay, damn it,
I need to pre read those sentences. Also, can we
just say Eden Park? I feel like people know it's

(12:28):
Auckland's Eden Park. It's Eden Park.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yeah, the one is the New.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Zealand and men's first over South American country and twenty
teams ye CHILEI that quite good mate.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Yeah, well, if the Internet was any faster be able
to tell you where they're ackked, I'm frantically googling.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
It above US five fifty fifth in the world. Okay,
so that's that quite good then.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
And we are scrolling eighty fifth in the world, fifty
fifth versus eight.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yeah, that's a guy that we are right in between
Syria and Bulgaria. But not for long because I've got
my eyes on curis Our, Montenegro. I reckon that next
guinny Oman's on the slide. Kosovo, Yeah, Guinea not equatorial, Yeah, Kosovo, Israel, Bolivia, Iceland, Finland,

(13:24):
the Marindia, Garna's we hang on. There's just alphabetic Jamaica
one ranking lower than the United Arab Emirates in North Macedonia.
So those are the real ones that we need to
be knocking off.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
The Warriors have confirmed a signing of Storm and Kiwi's
wing Will Warbrick from next season on a three year deal.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
That's one of those funny things in NRL, isn't it,
Where we heard about this months ago, and then there's
other ones where you don't hear about it until it happens,
you know what I mean. It's it's some of them
they keep real under wraps, and then other ones it's like, oh, yeah,
we heard about that months ago.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Loose lips sink ships.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
They do, they do famously. I saw Will Warbrook this summer.
He won't know that I saw him because he didn't
see me. But we're at the KFC Bombay service station.
Just had auburn well, you know the one. You will
be excited to learn that our latest recruit, Will Warbrooks,
signed for twenty twenty nine, ordered himself a Zinger Burger Combo.
Couldn't see if it was the ultimate Burger meal.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Was it a stacker?

Speaker 1 (14:26):
I didn't notice If it was a stacker, I don't
think it was. But he was eating in and it
was all on the tray. Him and a woman who
was with him. Woman, Yeah, a woman, could have been
a family member, I don't know who. Woman. Probably a
date if they're at CAFC. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
And if you are going to take a date to KFC,
it's going to be KFC Bombay, that is.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
When I when I take a woman on a date, yes,
it's KFC Bombay.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
And so that is that's a huge omen for our
latest signing.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
It also comes after veteran out I back Roger two
of us A Sheck confirmed last week he would apart
for the English Super League for twenty twenty seven. I've
got observation to make about Roger two of us A Sheck,
but I noticed from ground level actually from the Export
Ultra lounge Thazon on Friday night and the Crusaders are
rallying around to Mighty Williams is ruled out of rugby indefinitely.

(15:19):
What due to a spinal infection? Your black prop will
miss at least the remainder of the Super Rugby season
after being diagnosed with diskitis disguitis.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
That's what is an infection of the disk space between
your vertebrate or spinal ones. While rare, this disease can
quickly become serious. Yeah you think so. Most common symptoms
of discuitis is severe debilitating back pain, but it could
also be accompany by flu like symptoms typically affects young
children and older adults, and treatment mancluede lifestyle changes. I

(15:52):
eat not playing Super Rugby. I reckon Super Rugby. If
you're a child or an elderly person with diskuitis probably
the first thing that'd say to he is a doctor
that I don't think you should play super Ruggly lay
off the Super Rugby. Yeah, I reckon so get well
so man that I've never I've never heard of that.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
I mean, I had a distinct me with a removed
one of those discs.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
That's a sick tom Oh, I've had that.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
I've had a Yeah, the Vart and the dart.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Your medical has been sounds like a corn sole.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
Jerry and Midnight the Hotiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
I'm got a photo of you at the moment and
I here on my computer screen as you often are,
and you're in the lotus pre position. Yeah, standing beside
a red plastic shopping trolls.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
A red delicious plastic shopping troll.

Speaker 5 (16:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Now you may be familiar with those plastic trolleys because
those are often found at New Worlds. I've obviously got
a supply a deal with that, ysaid. I found myself
out in an unfamiliar suburb and my partner and I thought,
you know, what would be quite romantic for a date
night this week? As if we tried a difference supermarket.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Some people go to restaurants. Some people go to a
park and lay out a picnic blanket. Other people go
to supermarkets on dates.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Some people invite a third person into the into the bidoir.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Really, I think you can say a third person shopping?
Good luck with that?

Speaker 1 (17:15):
No, God, no, I couldn't think anything. But could you
imagine taking a third party with your show.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Well, I mean I have I've taken a small.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Child anyway, So yeah, yesterday I ended up at the
Mount Roskill New World and I thought, what an opportunity
for a new trolley review. So the trolley was. It
was a red plastic shopping trolley. It was the half size,
not to be confused with the full size. You know,
they've often got the two sized trolleys, which is the

(17:43):
family of two. So we only got the small shopping. Yeah,
there's normally that there's the deep.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Middle and then there's the Chicago style and then there's
the not deep metal one, the flat bread. I've never
seen one of these red plastics.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
I haven't seen the plastic. Have never seen a red place.

Speaker 5 (17:57):
I've seen a red plastic basket. So you're that you
have the red plastic smaller trolley.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Is there a red.

Speaker 5 (18:04):
Plastic larger trolley or is it.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
That one's metal?

Speaker 5 (18:07):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (18:07):
Is?

Speaker 1 (18:08):
And so as soon as I saw these red shopping trolleys,
I was like, got to have a hon what are
these all about? And then I thought, you know what,
I've got to share a review with the people on
Radio Hodaki. So I hope you've set your alarms for
six forty. Let's get into it. Handling very light due
to the plastic body. And when I say very light,
very very light, which meant responsive but unwieldy when underload.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Yeah, okay, so too light, too light.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
So it was twitchy when it was with nothing in it,
and you could turn it quite well. But as soon
as it started getting laden with goods then I couldn't
really turn it. I'd sort of liken it too. You know,
bartenders will use those trays, then they'll put glass on
top of them. Those trays are really heavy and that
helps with the balance. You need a little bit of
weight to be able to steer things sometimes.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Yeah, well that's going to be a struggle for you
because you're famously heavy hinded.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Yeah, I am heavy handed.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
To go light hand light trolley, Well.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
I can't change the fact that I'm heavy handed. I
just need a bit more of a sturdy trolley. I
need a bit of weight to my trolley. Small amount
of hair around both front wheels, So that was an issue.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Front right look out Where that he had come from?
Was that human here? Or is that animal here?

Speaker 1 (19:19):
It was human here. It's just you know, you live
with women. Your drain will get clogged with all the
heir there, shock that'll fall over the floor of the supermarket,
that'll get wrapped up in the wheels. That's what it
happened to this one. The front right wheel was also bung.
It was doing that thing where as you push it,
it's spinning around.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
So it's not balanced, it's not touching the ground.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
That's not touching the ground. And it was two light,
so there wasn't enough pressure put down onto it. Now
once it got heavy again, pulled to the right, and
it got much worse again under load because the alignment
was buggered. And then once it was under load, then
it was putting more pressure on that wheel. It was
pulling to the right. It was awful And in fact,
the one when I got to the soft Cheeses department,
I actually ended up walking in front of a lady,

(20:00):
and that was because the trolley was just pulling to
the right. So overall handling two point five cleanliness. The
plastic was reasonably clean. There were some in there that weren't.
They looked awful. There's no gunk on the handles, which
I think need some pretty serious waiting because of this
gunk on the handlebar. No, No, A small piece of

(20:21):
paper in the tray, but it was not a full receipt,
so I don't I actually don't know what it was.
I think it might have been someone's list. No straight,
let us leave three point nine out of five yep, sustainability.
Now this is a new category into the shopping trolley reviews.
And it was made out of seventy four recycled milk bottles.
Was that well, that's what the was written on the handlebar.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
I prefer the metal myself.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
So three point one out of five for sustainability and miscellaneous.
Plastic body was a great insulator, so I had one
minor electric shock when I my elbow brushed past the misses.
But usually we are lighting each other up with those
middle ones down at the pack and safe. So that's
a four point two overall, three point eight for the

(21:07):
red plastic shopping trolley from Mount Roski.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
And you were real wheel driving that thing. Have you
ever considered front wheel driving?

Speaker 1 (21:15):
No?

Speaker 3 (21:15):
I haven't pulling.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
No, that's really annoying to me.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
So you pull from the front. I hate that, Okay,
I'd like you to try it every now and then.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Jeremy Wells and the nice to it, the Hotarchy breakfast.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
I noticed something when we went at the Warriors the
other night and the Export Ultra Lounge, by the way,
thank you very much for hosting us on that Export
Ultra Lounge mon from Export ult from dB. It was fantastic,
a lot of people, had a lot of conversations with people,
a great way to get up closer and personal with
the players. Yeah, but I did notice something when I

(21:53):
was looking down on the field a how much bigger
West Tigers were than us.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Ye, taller, taller, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
Big bastards. But also I couldn't help but notice I'm
concerned for Roger to a varsa sheck he's going overseas?

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Yeah, are we sure his feet are big enough.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
To go overseas? Because I had a lock down at
his boots and I reckon he's running a child size
six we feet foot. Yeah, he's got little ballerina feet.
And I'm scared with those legs and the size of
his body that he's going to topple.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Well, I wonder if I wonder if it's an optical
illusion because he has the biggest carves his legs, that glorious,
they are the biggest. Yeah, they're enormous. And then he's
got wee feet, which I think helps him move them
a bit quicker.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Do you think so?

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
I locked at his feet and he was standing beside
Sam Healey at one point, and Sam healey feet are
twice the size of Roger to of Varsa Shecks. Now,
oftentimes you'll see in the stats for league players, rugby players,
et cetera. They'll have the weight of the rugby play
sometimes or the league players. Sometimes. The height doesn't seem

(23:04):
to be a factor in league so much. They never
have the shoe size. No, And I'm thinking the shoe
size might actually be an interesting stet to have up there.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Yeah, it's a good point. Like in basketball, they measure
your height and they'll list you by your height, but
you don't defend with your four here do you defend
with your arms, And they'll also list your wingspan that
and they will also measure you in shoes and without shoes,
because those are two different measurements as well.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
And so you're right, maybe rugby league is lacking in
that department.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Yeah, I mean, it definitely makes sense. I haven't looked
at a program recently. I don't. Can you even get
a program? You know, and back in the day, you
turn up to a sporting event and it be a
program and you pay two dollars fifty.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Maybe if you did a take a kid to footy,
thank you give one?

Speaker 3 (23:45):
Yeah, maybe it's online.

Speaker 5 (23:48):
I don't think they'd be two dollars fifty anymore either. No,
I reckon they're pushing fifteen.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
That's a good point. Are they still doing?

Speaker 3 (23:56):
Always brought a program whenever we go along to an
NPC matched with dad. When I was a kid, there's
always the program.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Well, when we went to the Crusaders games for a
take a kid to foot it, you'd get a program
and you would get a bag of chips and like
the juice box or something and then a foam sword. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
But I don't are they doing programs anymore? Three four
eight three. I don't think there's a I don't think
people run the program.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
And if they are, they would it killed them to
list shoe sizes on there.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Yeah, I think shoe size. I think Roger two Vasus Sheik.
If anyone knows his shoe size, I'd love to know.
I'm gonna call it big size eight m g Lane's
what it is, isn't it? He's eight and a half.
I think Roger too arsus shek's got a smaller foot
than gu Lane.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Let's get a warrior on. Let's get a warrior on.

Speaker 5 (24:40):
We'd got a few numbers.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Why do we?

Speaker 4 (24:43):
Oh that's Jerry and Mini the Hodarkey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
So is it true or is it not true? This
story that emerged yesterday. A popular Easter egg appears to
be in short supply across the country, leaving some Kiwi
shoppers scrambling. Oh I get its seem to left you
scrambling when I stud it has done. But I see
something on the desk here.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yeah, that's right. So Cambury Mini eggs were proving to
be the most hunted of all Easter chocolates this season.
One Auckland store warn customers to get in quickly after
receiving what it would be what it said would be
its final delivery securing stock this Easter, of this Easter
gold has been almost impossible this year to get in
quick because we won't receive anymore. You will see in
the dock in front of you, Jerry a photo of

(25:28):
a bunch of different Easter eggs and the mini eggs
one is entirely empty. And that photo was not a
power photo. I took that at the supermarket yesterday where
I reviewed the shopping trolley for did you Rascal Many Eggs?
And they were completely sold out. Now I am contributing
heavily to that shortage, because these things are bloody addictive,
are they? Can?

Speaker 3 (25:47):
I I've never I've never. I have never had a
mini egg before. I mean, I love an Easter eg.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Buckle yourself and then I'm just going to give one
to myself first, befro give you some.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
Sure, it's very chocolate armond like in terms that you'll
have a small one and you'll be like, oh, yeah,
I have another one.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Yeah. They're all different color that they're like little quaile eggs.
They're not chocolate, They've got they're just multi colored. There's
one yellow, there's one purple, there's one mauve, and there's
one that's kind of an off white speckle that looks
like quaile egg.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Okay, but into that and tell me what you think.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
Oh okay, So it's crunchy on the inside, grunty on
the outside. He's got chocolate on the inside.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Yeah, yeah again, Yeah, and they have another one of those. Now,
the thing is this place, they get a little bit
of prindles about them. Once you pop, you can't stop. Okay,
these things there's a reason they're sold out. They are
bloody delicious, and they leave them by the counter as well.

Speaker 5 (26:46):
Didn't you take a snuff in the bad.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Stop because everyone else is to eat those?

Speaker 5 (26:49):
Right, I just snuff. There's got a beautiful nose. You
leave my nose out of those.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Get your nose out of those eggs. They really are
just sorry, they are really just if you close your
eyes and you ate it and forget about the egg shape,
you're really eating pebbles.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Yeah, big eminem.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Yeah, basically it's what they are, those Cabrey mini eggs. Okay,
so well that's a lot. I mean you've got some.
So are they in short supplot?

Speaker 1 (27:19):
They can be found, but you've got to you've got
to find them. They're hidden all around there, all around
the shop. Someone said, I'm not worried they are shiit. Well,
that's what incorrect, And then someone else said, Easter three
eggs also travels through the Gay of Homers. That's a
great point.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Good question.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
You have to think no, because the steady supply.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Although Jesus did come from that area of the world,
did he ever go through the gay Mers Jesus, Yeah,
I don't believe there's anything in the New Testament about
Jesus traveling through the gay of Hummers. I don't think
Jesus got as far south as the Arabian Peninsula.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Okay, well, look, I yeah, maybe he traveled that far south.
What do you reckon? You're sold on the mini eggs?

Speaker 3 (28:02):
I like them, but for me, it's just that's essentially
it's I have my favorites. I'm going to say what
other and my favorite is the pineapple lump marshmallow egg.
I can't go past the past because I love a
I love a pineapple lump up, and then I also
love a marshmallow egg, but a bit flavorless the marshmallow egg, yes,

(28:22):
to be fair. So then then you chuck in the
pineapple lump part of it, and you've got a bit
of flavor in the middle of it. And those suckers.
I mean yesterday I bought four packs, yea, and I
ate one whole peck for myself.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yeah, there's a bit of that going on at the moment,
that'll be about it. No, I'm not going to al
r quick plays some meds or something on to boff
these mini eggs.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
Jerry and Mania The Darky Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Jerry and Mania joined the Complays the Hadaki Breakfast discussion
group on Facebook for my It's time.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
For It's academic. You just need to answer three questions
creep out of five oh eight hundred harde hundre four
to eight seventy five. Give us a call now and
get your school on the its academic role of honor.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Yeah, that's right. People have been crying out for this
to be written down and posted on social media, so
yesterday we did that. So you don't need to listen
to me read it, but I will anyway because there's
one particular part that I want to get to. The
role of honor includes Totong and Boys, ut Valley Memorial,
Quinn Elizabeth, New Zealand's College, Shurlan Boys High, Shirley Boys
High School, Times Two, Sacred Heart McKenzie College, Francis Douglas,

(29:26):
Saint John's peters Auckland Times to Strafford High School, dungel
A fun at A Times two White Taki Boys, Saint
Kidagin's he had have done college, could have new college
forest View High School. Talking to Ashburton, I don't know
WYMEA and Carmo's.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
O from two Carmo's over two WAYMA found its way
on the Yesterday we were saying that the Nelson Baizy
region was underrepresentative. Turns out not anymore. I noticed no
Saint Kivins, which is the school that you went to? Yeah,
very quick to point out my I Stuarts carme L
High as zero for two.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Yeah, but we haven't. No one's rung in from Saint
Kivins and failed. Yet two people from Camo High School
have caught it and failed. Idiots.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Let's get to Pete from high break morning Pete.

Speaker 5 (30:11):
Oh hi Pete.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
How's that phone working? Pete?

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Phone?

Speaker 5 (30:20):
I phone sevens quiet?

Speaker 1 (30:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Okay, we might not be able to I think we're
going to Pete.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
We might have to go to line four. We've lost
you this so Pete, good morning.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Welcome to show how we're talking to Good morning Sandria Andrea.

Speaker 9 (30:33):
How are you fantastic?

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Thank you the story? What high school will you be representing?

Speaker 9 (30:40):
My car here Area School?

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Whereabouts? Is that?

Speaker 10 (30:44):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (30:44):
It about thirty minutes. Where's okay area school already, Norman,
little bit secret? Anyone famous from your school?

Speaker 4 (30:57):
Uh?

Speaker 11 (30:58):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Yeah, you're about to be okay, yeah, no.

Speaker 9 (31:02):
I don't know anybody. Sorry.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Ninety students?

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Ninety students in the history of the school.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
No, well obviously not.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Oh okay, well you never know. It might have been
like six students a year sort of stuff. And it's
going for a few years. Okay, Andrea, you just need
to get three questions correct out of five.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Let's do it.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
There's a fifty dollar Buddings about you up for grabs.
Good luck.

Speaker 9 (31:27):
I just want to beat Karma High School.

Speaker 5 (31:29):
Well don't we all do as well?

Speaker 3 (31:31):
It's not going to be hard to be honest. Okay.
First question? Who won the Rugby World Cup in two
thousand and seven? Andrea?

Speaker 9 (31:38):
Oh god, I know that it's an easy one, did Sayrea?

Speaker 3 (31:48):
No, it's not. It was South Africa. It was either
going to be New Zealand or South Africa. Those are
your best options. Okay, you're going to get this one.
Who played Maximus Decimus Meridius and the movie Gladiator?

Speaker 5 (32:00):
Oh, Russel Crow correct?

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Okay, here we go. You're on you're on the board.
Which planet and I'll need you to answer this reasonably quickly?
Which planet is the fifth farthest from the sun.

Speaker 12 (32:15):
Oh that's.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
No, it's jupid. Yeah, okay, okay, you've got to get
these two correct, Andrea. Pornographer Steve Crowe was behind what
annual parade of topless men and women riding on motorcycles?

Speaker 1 (32:33):
No, it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
It was boobs on bikes. And you can't get it, Andrea,
because even if we ask you the final question, what
does w w W stand for an Internet terms? Yes,
so you would have got two out of bad luck, Andrea.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Quite easy for some people, but not for me. That's
actually goes Andrea.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
Unfortunately that's often the case, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
How that's one hundred bucks to mon then.

Speaker 8 (33:00):
Yeah, Jerry and the Night, the Hodkey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
And Pettiga.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Nine minutes past eight on the Hudocke brief this time
for your lame claims to fame. Remember, no claim to
fame is too lame. Oh eight hundred hidache or give
us a call. No, we'll give us a call. I
had hundred day, or you can text us on three
four eight.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Three you truckle in the text number if you want,
or texting the phone number. What you cannot do is
text the social media number because there isn't one, But
you can get on our Instagram story and send them
in that way and jump the queue.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Last week was interesting, wasn't it.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Mania.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
We had a little side eddie that was around Jack Tame,
Jack Tame claims to Fame, Lame Claims to Tame, Lame
Claims to Tame, and and there were about six or
seven which was super interesting, including I saw Jack Tame
wearing a bandanna once at the Hamilton v Eights.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Yeah that was from Sean who came with us on
the wellness retreat last weekend, and yeah he saw he
saw Jack Taman. We kicked the hornets nest A million
other people saw Jack Tami. I get a text from
Matt Wood saying if this, if you ever reached the
bottom of this well, you could probably do Lame Claims
to Fame Lee Hard Edition and get another six months
out of it.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
I'm sure there's plenty of people down in Dneed and
who Lee Heart's been to their flat?

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Yep, christ anyone on a Canterbury flat has a story
about Lee harton appearing at their house. So yeah, if
we ever find the bottom of this one, I think
that's our pivot on socials Fellows. If I could this morning,
Blake has messaged in did a fact that wasn't after
pesto eggs and then a regrettably brisk walk down the
West Haven Marina.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Well is that would you say that's a lame claim
to fame or maybe just.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
More that's an overshare, unfortunate.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
That's not a lame blame to fame.

Speaker 5 (34:48):
I'm just reading over it a couple of make sure.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
You share your pants after pesto eggs in a regrettably
brisk walk at Maria.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
It's just something terrible happened to I need.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Jona to have seen it or something you know, otherwise
it's not all claim to fame. Rich has messaged and
I got into a fight with Scotti Styrus on.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Here this is this is good.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
On New Year's even top at three am, early two thousands.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Okay, I need more information on that one.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
If you could follow up. You're listening now, Rich, get
in touch.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
What happened, who threw the first punch? What was it? Over?
No doubt it was pointless at three in the morning.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Three in the morning.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
Well, Scott Styris was notoriously niggla. Remember there was a
game where he hid butted Mitchell Johnson and Scott Styris
was wearing a helmet and Mitchell Johnson was not, so
he's very fighting.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
He was a Hamiltonian and that happens at three o'clock
that all Hamiltonians just get.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
They turn into a pumpkin Paul Hamiltonians, so be careful
around there. But yeah, get in touch. Rich. Was Scotti
Starrus wearing a helmet. Lana has messaged on Instagram, Lana
co Croft that's right. When I was ten, I answered
the cockroaches. Sorry, when I was ten, I answered the
landline and it was Jim Bolger asking to speak to
my dad.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
That's quite interesting.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Hello. Hello, it's Jim Bulgin, Prime Minister.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
Jim Bulger Bulger, here's Jim here, just like to speak
to your dad.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Please just wonder what that was about, dad. It's the Bulge.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
I wonder if he was Prime Minister at the time
or just the Minister of Labor.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
I saw d On nash Nashy having a coffee in
Ponsonby last week he's got a grin on them. The man.
So that lame claimed to famous just somebody saw d on.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
Nash Yep, that's pretty good. That's pretty lame.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
And six Elliott has written Brad Weber's girlfriend made fun
of us for saying, oh my god, is that Brad
Webber had a sticky fingers gig and orkland when we
were sixteen? That's from kid.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Okay, So I wonder if that was so Brad Weber
when we were sixteen. I wonder how long ago they
were sixteen.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
I don't know if you could get in touch with
a bit more information on that. Keep the texts coming through.
I can see them absolutely pouring through this morning on.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
Three for eight three Any tame threads?

Speaker 1 (37:04):
No, I think we might have put Jack tame to bear?

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Or is it a Styrus Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
I think it might be Styrus Tuesday Lee's text. Then
I once had a breakfast radio host to use my
text messages as new insta tagline.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Ah ah a unit shifting units.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
Jerry Mman nine, the Hdiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
It's lame claim to fame time. You can text us
on three four eight three, or you can give us
a call. Oh eight hundred Hodeki and tell us your
lame claim to fame. No claim to fame is too lame,
the lame of the better really on the show?

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Yeah, in fact they can there is a thing where
they can be not lame enough.

Speaker 5 (37:41):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
Absolutely. Also, we're listening for a little side thread with
Jack Tame. Here's a Jack Tame one.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Oh really.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
Jack Tame was starting off at the Polytech Media course
in christ Church interviewed my dad when we won the
sausage competition in two thousand and two.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
It would have been a hard hitting, hard hitting interview.
Who would have held us feet to the flame.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
No doubt. That footage apparently went on One News, but
the senior reporter dubbed over his voice. Oh is that
a thing that happens that's about brutal, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Is it where a senior reporter just steals your story.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
I've never heard of that before. But still I was
working in Wellington and I was still a new claim
to fame.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
I was standing at the traffic.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
Lights when Jeremy and Mikey Havock drove past on the
van and shot me with the water Again.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
How do you answer those I don't remember.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
That I have no memory of that, but I would
say that sounds plausible. It would have been Mikey. I'd
say that sounds.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Sure, sure man.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
I wing man Trent Bolton, Doug Bracewell and a bar
in Auckland. Months after fanboying them, they asked me to
tell two girls at the bar they were professional cricketers.
I laid a fist bump them as they walked past.
With the two girls, that's all right, can you go
over there and tell them I'm a professional cricket.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
We can't verify any of these. I should go to
the phone lines. Barry, good morning, Barry. What's your lamee
claim to fame?

Speaker 11 (38:57):
We met Harrison Ford, mister Indiana Jones and Tian Now
at a senior rugby game.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
What can I ask? What was Harrison Ford doing there?

Speaker 11 (39:10):
So he was doing the Milford track and he was
staying at a a luxury lodge and the guy that
runs the luxury lodges are made of minor and anyway,
they come down, they were it was well any rugby
may and said you want to come watch went down

(39:31):
This man that had blacked out windows and standing remembered it.
Helen a tune or watching the rugby and he said,
oh so was well you just this is meet Harrison
turned around and he's sitting in the back watching the game.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
I heard a good guy, as what I've heard about
Harrison Ford from other people who have met number for Barry,
and I heard loves a drink.

Speaker 11 (39:54):
Loves a drink and there is a really good guy.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
Yeah, yeah, he doesn't doesn't play the Hollywood game. Harris.

Speaker 11 (40:01):
No, no, just pretty straight up. Yeah, so potentially not
that lame mcclaim.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
No, no, it's actually quite that's actually awesome, very good.

Speaker 5 (40:17):
Dave.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
Who's on the line morning, Dave? How are you this morning?

Speaker 12 (40:20):
Mollowing fellas?

Speaker 4 (40:21):
Really well, thank you, Dave.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
What's your lane claim to fame?

Speaker 4 (40:24):
Well?

Speaker 12 (40:24):
I saw David Coulthard's naked ass after nineteen ninety six
Monaco gron Free.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
How what how?

Speaker 1 (40:34):
When?

Speaker 4 (40:34):
Wow?

Speaker 12 (40:35):
How well after the GP back in the day wherefore
no one wasn't as popular as now and it was
my local bar standing there. He was there with mckahecken
and a couple of his mates, and there's a group
of young ladies that said, is it true that you'll
be nothing under your chilt? So he promptly listed it
to them to show them as evidence, and luckily eye

(40:56):
was behind him.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Did he give a good account of himself, Dave?

Speaker 12 (41:02):
He was on his way. Yeah he didn't. I don't think,
for memory didn't finish that day. It was a hell
of a rainy, rainy day, and I think there's only
nine finishes from memory, So yeah, I think he had
been on the just since he got back to pet.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
Thanks for your call, Dave, Thanks for your story. That's
a beauty. Keep them coming in three four eight, three
oh eight hundred, heydeche You can always give us a
call like Dave Barry did.

Speaker 5 (41:27):
Saw Matt Heath at a mobile service station.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
A couple of lock with Smith texts coming home, which
he might share.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Next as this one lame claim to fame. My daughter
started at otago Uni one of her friends as a
flatmate who is the second cousin of Antonio Prebble.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
There we go, that's what we're looking for. That's the
kind of lameness that we're after.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
I need to flow chart with that one.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Jerry and Mini the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
We're in the middle of lame it claims to fame
and Calvin from Seaview has written in to peer box
whatever pear boxes, I work with someone that looks like
Christopher Luxen, So hold on, I think we all do.
Don't think we all? I mean we certainly do. We
definitely was.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
He wearing the glasses, that's the question, the Clark's glasses.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
These are the issues. Lame claim to fame. I went
and saw Shane Carter play the other night and we
have the same system A drink bottle that's from.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Rebecca's, Okay, I mean that is a lame claim to
fame sharing the same type of drunk bottle as Shane Carter.

Speaker 5 (42:29):
Claim to Shane that one.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
I had a chat with former All Black Ben Bleir
at the Nelson Marris Rugby club rooms on Saturday.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Good chap, Ben Blair. Yeah, wow, that's the name I
have not heard. I don't know twenty.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Years get gifted utility, I mean, name a position in
the back line. Ben Blear couldn't play.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
He's the Shane Philpot of the late nineties.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Sure, yeah, early two thousands, right in my sweet spot there,
morning Fellas. My lame claim to fame is. Greg Murphy
asked me I got my pie at the beach hop
in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
Okay, really, well that's quite a I don't know where
did he get his pie?

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Well, these are the issues.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
This was Greg moving then wanting to Did he look
at it and think, you know what? I'd loved one eyes.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
He wants to avoid it. Maybe, yeah, I don't want
one of this. I once passed the ball to Jordan
Rooky during a touch game. He filled in for our
team when he was about eight. How old were you you?

Speaker 3 (43:22):
And that? Yeah, that's a good question.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
On an outside shot of being reserved first five for
the christ Church Boys high verse fifteen.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
I know what this is. Just before you read this,
I know exactly what's going to happen here. Can I
just guess?

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Yep?

Speaker 3 (43:36):
Dan Carter ended up taking my spot.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
But never got to look in because one Daniel Carter
decided to transfer the seventh form.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
There we go.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
I saw Jeryett Golden Harbor and enjoying some young charm.
Was too much of a pust to say hello.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
Golden oh, Grand Harbor, gotcha yep, yep?

Speaker 1 (43:57):
And one last one here I threw Stevie Rave want
a big bud At a concert in the old Wellington
Town Hall. He smiled and at the start of the
next song said thanks for the bud the good old days.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Hey Sam, just text this is a good one giday fellas.
I stood beside Monica's at the airport after his wellness trip,
and man, did he look relaxed?

Speaker 2 (44:15):
The best way to catch up on what you missed
The Hurdarchy Breakfast radio show podcast.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
Jerry and Mini The Darchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
This operation Gravy Train. We were trying to get as
many followers on my account as possible so that we
can well, I can start getting sent free stuff.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
So this is where we're at. So far you have
three thousand followers. That's probably not enough to get free star,
wasn't I went on to my social media and asked,
I begged my forty nine thousand, four hundred followers begged,
I beg, Would you say big?

Speaker 5 (44:50):
I suggested, I asked, implied, I very politely.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Asked if any of them have ever heard of you?
Would you like to follow him?

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Tell you to follow this dude, they said, doesn't he
do the sign language.

Speaker 9 (45:04):
For just.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
And now? And fifty three people follow you?

Speaker 1 (45:09):
You know? Annoyingly, I've found out that Paksasati gained three
thousand followers out of this, So that's all fine, but
I was slightly concerned.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
And then and then we had to start to change
around some of the content that was going out on
your social media started to do a bit more shitless content,
implore some animals also deploy the yoppers.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
I've really turned my back on Hell. I've sold out.
I've sold out entirely. But it is we welcome to
the team, but it has we and it's funny the
PAKSASARTI thing that's sort of what we cottoned onto yesterday
is that I was running a university nickname as my
Instagram handle, which I've become quite attached to. But you

(45:53):
mentioned that that's potentially a blockage in the straight up
for moves because.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
People can't find it, and so if they do find you, guys,
that's the guy that seems to be Monakas.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Yeah. And then the other thing is I've met a
few people in a work capacity who have introduced themselves
and said, hi, Mana, because they've obviously looked up who's
this guy going to be interviewing men? And then they've
got Mana cuz this is his last name, cuz it's
not and and so a few issues yesterday, where one
is that my username is not my name, so when

(46:23):
people find it, they're like, is this the right guy?
I can't tell. My profile picture was me as a
child in a radios too small. I love that photo. Small,
but when you look at when you're trying to look
at not that many people are. But if you ever
were trying to look for me on Instagram, you would
find a wacky name and then a photo of an
eight year old Korean boy and you'd be like, is that.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
With headphones on? It was? It was all up the wazo.
So you've changed it up. I'm having a lot here. Oh.
The other problem was that it didn't really say what
you did. No, you need to have what things you're
associated with, you know, the how keep breakfast and the
as it.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Just said, the greatest share And I never pick up
a hand.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
Pat Well, you had picked up a hand piece, you
had shited, you shipped ol package man.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
My mate wrote that at about three am, heavily on
the purse.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
There's not the time to do it funny, it's not
the fun prime time, true primetime in the nationally broadcast
radio stations is the time to do that.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
So I have updated it. I always feel like theyse
look corny when they've got the little thing in there.
But I've done it. But I've done it, and it's
the radio emojihakey breakfast Radioachy. And then he and then
Lee text in yesterday for a byeline because we asked
what should we put in there, and he said, a
unit shifting units.

Speaker 5 (47:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
I don't love referring to myself publicly as a unit.
You're a unit, but I'm a man that can shift
some units.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
Yeah, I recommends fair. I think you're a unit, and
I think you have the potential to shift units.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Now what I was wondering is do you because obviously
Operation Gravy trainers about getting free stuff. Since me, do
I need to have an email address in this so
that people can contact me to send free stuff?

Speaker 3 (47:59):
I think slide into your dean. I don't think that's
a problem. So you've gone with a profile pack, which
is good. It looks like you you've decided to wear
a pair of Luxen's, which is interesting. A pair of
Kluxes in terms of your sunglasses look a little bit
like the matrix.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Just that that the money a little bit.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
See, this is the thing with you. You could never
quite commit to these things, can you. I see what
you've done here. You thought I'll put a photo of myself,
but I've also got to put a little bit of
irony around it. And look, I think you should have
gone with the put your best foot forward. Yeah, this
is the one that I'm the photo that I'm looking
at behind you or you're smiling away happy there, look

(48:35):
at that.

Speaker 5 (48:35):
The other thing about this photo that I've only just
noticed is that you're wearing a pair of sunglasses. Also
have a pair of sunglasses around your collars.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Someone else's nah, Well, yeah, I don't know. A misleading photo.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
It's not a misleading photo.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
It's a misleading photo. It looks like I'm happy.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
Jerry in the night the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Great New Zealanders from the Hunt from the World of
People actually brought in a gift for us. It was
a Swan dry cheesecutter, a cutter of cheese.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
A gift rather than a gift. Yeah, they brought in
a gift. That would be a disappointed they.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Didn't bring in a gift. They brought in a cheese cutter.
I I don't feel like I suited cheesecatter. And my
question is what is the occasion for a suitcutter, a cheesecutter,
a suitcutter.

Speaker 5 (49:29):
When do you wear a cheese scatter?

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Generally, I think traditionally sport in New Zealand, sporting.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Events, yes, or at craft bear bars.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Yep, there we go, or in Wellington and you can
construct an entire personally around there.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Yeah, that's right, it's in my mind. It's signaling to
other people that, you know, the difference between about fifteen
different IPAs.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
When I look at the cheese cutter, I think Northern England, Scotland, Scotland,
I think Ireland.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
You think of the Hebridean Islands.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
I think of hunting.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Yes, you think of toy jackets and beagles and foxes.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
I think of farming in the UK. Look, yeah, look
at that.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
But it turns out, interestingly that the cheese cutter is
a New Zealand thing. The name cheese cutter uniquely New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Can I guess because I've always thought this about the
cheese cutter. Were people that made cheese that they wear? No,
it was the fashion.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
No, it comes from the shape of the peak. So
the thin part of the peak is apparently just like
the wire part of a cheese cutter. I've never seen
a cheese cutter like that. And the other one is
that people call it a cheese wedge because it's that
the shape of a cheese wedge. But what actually happened
was back in the day those particular cloth caps were

(50:44):
actually it was Queen Elizabeth I decreed in fifteen seventy
one that people of non noble heritage must wear caps
on Sundays. This seems unusual, yes, but that's what it was.
So people started had to wear them. They didn't, Yeah,
they were prosecutors.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Shunned really yeah, and find wearing a hat.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
Yeah. And then and then fifteen seventy seven it was
it was taken out that law because people thought this
is a dumb law. But the tradition continued and people
did it.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
But then because by that stage it's a fashion. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
And then in New Zealand, people came to New Zealand
started wearing them because they were quite good for windy
conditions and they kept your head warm as well because
they were made of made of.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Wool, right, so warm, also a little bit of some protection,
and then they stay on your head.

Speaker 5 (51:33):
Quite well, yeah, I don't know how you're going to
feel about this mania. It could go either way, but
I actually thought you'd suited it quite well.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Yeah, thank when you just put it on. But look,
if I had to wear everything that I suited, you know,
for here all day.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
Jerry and the hot Ikey Breakfast, Jerry and Mini the
hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
We've been talking about it endlessly for the last three whiles,
so maybe it's getting a little bit boring. But the
reality is fuel prices continue to rise, so we're trying
to help you out by giving you some gas, giving
you some free gas. We've got a Jerry and Mania
can and Miniron Jerry can to give away.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
The nzied average fuel prices as of this morning. Three
forty three for unleaded ninety one is the New Zealand average.
It's three forty six in my neighborhood. It's also three
forty six for diesel, which the second day in a
row has eclipsed unloaded ninety one. If you are running
ninety five or ninety eight, that's going to cost you
three sixty three and three seventy five, respectively of the

(52:33):
But it's.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Ridiculous, isn't it that diesel is up eighty six points
six two percent and twenty eight days. So if you're
cruising around, if you're a tradee or if your job
depends on driving, or if you're in any kind of
truck man, yeah, I mean the fact that that's gone
up eighty six percent, because that's a huge that is
a big cost.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
That's massive. Did I see potentially last night on seven
sharp you guys did a story on can you run
your car on ninety one if you usually use ninety
six or ninety eight?

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Where did you land on that? No, you can't.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
It's not good for your car.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
It's the other way around, is okay.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
Yeah, you can always go up with the octane. You
don't want to go down, particularly if it says ninety
five or but I mean it does work, it's just
not good for the engine.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
No, and for the cost of saving twenty cents a letter.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
Well, that's it doesn't make any sense. Also, we're talking
about some fuel saving tips, about some little tricks. One
big one is actually pumping up your tires and making
sure your tires are at the level that they're meant
to be. That saves you apparently quite a lot of money.
When it comes to a whole tank. You're talking about
sometimes ten to fifteen casks and the tank. Now, over

(53:40):
the course of a year, that's a couple of tanks,
I guess. So you're looking at four or five hundred
bucks over the course of a year, maybe six hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
I'm going to pump tie up on the old Susie
Swift here after this.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
And the other one is, if you've got any roof
racks and you're traveling long distances and you're not using them,
whip those suckers off because it slows down the aerodynamics
of the car.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
What about taping up the scenes of the hood, you know,
will that give me a little bit of for aerodynamics
what you're talking about? If I put a wing on
the back of my two thousand nights.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
A whale tail or a whale tail, Yeah, maybe that's
what you need to do.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Merry, Are you running a whale tail?

Speaker 9 (54:13):
I am running a DeMeo, a beast, a little beast.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
That is the most commonly stolen car in the country.

Speaker 9 (54:21):
I believe, I know, I might be the feeler.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
I'm not is that the one point three?

Speaker 9 (54:29):
This is the I don't know what is at the
one point five. It's a pig, is what it is.
It's a peg beef.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
What's the costing you to feed that peg?

Speaker 4 (54:38):
These days?

Speaker 9 (54:40):
The peg is running or fleshing. The e signs flishing
right this minute. I actually keep giv so I go
to my husband every day in this crisis. Is the
fifth time I've actually, oh, I shouldn't say it, but
gone under the speed limit?

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Ever?

Speaker 9 (54:57):
Really, demeos do not like to go slow. The little
sharks okay.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
To keep going?

Speaker 9 (55:05):
Yeah, yeah, they are little beer.

Speaker 10 (55:07):
Once they're going though, they just don't want to stop
because they're scared of getting stolen.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
Mary, how much does it cost to fill up DeMeo? Oh,
we know you've never filed it?

Speaker 10 (55:19):
Not a cat, Yeah only even I only ever do
like forty backs and then minutes on empty, you put
another forty in.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Again, and then that just costs the same every time.

Speaker 9 (55:33):
Yeah, it's just a little yeah, little hungry little beet screaming.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
Well, the good news is, Mary, you can. We're going
to give you tenks that we're going to You're gonna
put fifty dollars on because we've got fifty dollars of
guests to give away.

Speaker 9 (55:44):
You guys are awesome. That is just the best news either.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Don't you guys, don't you go speeding with their fifty
dollars Mary.

Speaker 9 (55:51):
Oh man, No I'm not. It'll just call me to
the station and I can give us some food. Thanks guys,
Love you guys. Okay, that's you.

Speaker 13 (56:00):
Have a good day to Leary, don't they She was busy.
You guys are busy and let you go text her
on three four a three. Also, don't have flags on
your car. The drag from them can increase.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
I fixed a sale atop my cars? Is this? You
get up to speed then slamming a neutrient? Smart idea.
You see a couple of catches, a couple of slots
cruising around.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
Jerry and manyah. Catch the radio show from six till
ten weekdays, The Hurdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
It's lame claim to fame Tuesday and as always Mini Stewart,
we had far too many claims to fame, some lame
claims to fame on three four eight three And.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
If we didn't get around to reading yours, just have
another crack next week. This is something that is not
only did we think this would have run out by now,
but it's actually gaining steam and even and even so
much so that other radio stations are doing it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
Well, it turns out, though, I think some people are
coming back for seconds, thirds, force, fifths and six. So
I think everybody has one lame claim to fame, and
I reckon most people probably have about five up this year.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Yeah, and it's not until you hear someone else's one
that it tips you off and you actually, I've met
that guy. So I saw Jack Tam in the bandana
at the Bights.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
Yeah. I mean there's some people that are wandering around
who's lame claim to fame is at the forefront of
their mind and they construct an entire personality around that
lame claim to fame. There's other people who probably have
to dive a little bit deeper into the recesses of
their mind to find those lame claimers to fame.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Some people have repressed their lame claims to fame and
it's not until we start talking about it that it resurfaces.
I'm one of those people that can be quite emotional
for people. There's a lot of people who are texting
in every week if there's got rid out the week before,
and then they now all of a sudden, never knew
lame claim to fame, which is that we read it.
So it's self propagating in that way.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
So here's a couple that we didn't get through. Earlier on,
I faced a couple of balls from Muhammad Amir in
the nets in London while he was banned for match fixing.
Now Muhammad Amir is the guy that overstepped massively and
was caught out spot foxing on no balls. Yeah, great bowl, Reactuemhammond.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Well this is interesting because I've always wondered and sound
the punishing cricket shatt alarm. But you know, a front
foot no ball is a no ball whether you were
an inch over at six inches or halfway down the perch.
So why not as a statement of intent with the
first ball the endings just run halfway down the perch
and pin someone. You know what I mean? All that's
going to happen is get called back for a noble
potentially allegations of spot flexing.

Speaker 3 (58:27):
No one's ever done it, nah, but I'm surprised they haven't.
I like this one. I once played a touch game
against Martin no Fire in London. He was fifty but
still had guests.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Do you remember Chariots of Fire mate him and lee
Odin right and one hundred meters sprint. I'm reminded of
it by Ben Hurley almost weekly.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Is that right?

Speaker 5 (58:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (58:45):
They did the one hundred meters sprint back in the day.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
Who won?

Speaker 1 (58:49):
Believe Leodin right?

Speaker 3 (58:50):
Really okay? Because Martin no Fire looked quick. He had
little steps, but he would go around people. He had
that pace that means you just go two or three
steps out to the right or left and just gas people.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
Also one of the all time necknames Chariots a Fire.

Speaker 3 (59:08):
That's a goth right nickname. I once see congratulations to
one of the Everswindel Twines of the two thousand and
four Harwire pub New Year's Jimmy Barnes concert after she
won gold that year in Athens.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
She said, thanks, but you don't know which one. I
don't know which one.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
I'm pretty sure our tablet dispenser and our pool is
second hand and was Turner Umonger's. Well, firstly, who has
a secondhand tablet dispenser in their pool?

Speaker 1 (59:35):
What a head of a brand spanger, you think? So
can we get into the next All Blacks meeting? You know?
You know when that are the press conferences and everyone
gets in there, how are the selection policies? Blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
Excuse me, Tana, I'm just wondering. Did you used to
have a tablet dispenser in your pool and did you
sell it on trade me? Because I think we found
someone who's maybe bought your second hand tablet dispenser.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Oh this one's good. I like this next one.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
I went to school and Kai coulda with Dallas to
Mita from Fat Freddy's Drop. We both represented our school
doing javelin. We would practice at lunch time. One day
we decided we would try catching the javelin. We managed
to do it, but the teacher got a little upset
with what we were doing. That's from Mark, No crap, Mark, Mark.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
You came very close to depriving me of my favorite
band catching a javelin.

Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
I hope you tried to catch it on the side
and the reverse cup. That would be a disaster in
front of your eyes. I work with the bassist of Pluto.

Speaker 5 (01:00:34):
Great Man.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
He is a great news onder.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
Watching the AB's versus Wallaby Statistics at the Paddington circa
twy ten twenty eleven Stephen Fleming and Brenda McCallum weren't
shy about letting me know what country I was in
for a solid eighty minutes. I can only wear my
Wallabyes jersey with a black jacket win attending games. Now
my dad here is my dad is David Bains's cousin.

(01:00:58):
I saw TK from Shortland's Street at Subway on K Street.
It's probably a good Okay, it's good, good place to leave.

Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
That, Jerry and midnight the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Time for our gratitude journal, where we breathe and say
thanks for something that happened today.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Can I go first for please? I didn't quite get
all that breath. I am grateful to be able to
share a little excitement. This eas through in the form
of delicious milk chocolate eggs with a crispy candy shell. Yeah, Jerry,
those delightful. It's delightful, many eggs.

Speaker 5 (01:01:37):
Even the bag sounds good.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Not an advert, an advert for their products, but my god,
does feel a lot like cash for comment.

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
Oh, it feels like an advert.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
But in this economy you can't find those things. Apparently
that comes through the gamas, just like the Fielders and
you can't find them at at the supermarkets. But I
found them, and Fellers brought them in to share with you,
guys and Zoe, and now you are home. So that's
what I'm grateful for today, that I mased to find
some of those.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
I'm I'm grateful that you bought them in.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
It's my first go of a many years.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
Delicious milk, chocolate, the eggs with a crisp candy exterior.
Just a casual sixty nine point two grams of sugar
per one hundred grams.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
Yes, but Jerry, you will notice one gram of protein,
so you're getting jack for your in there.

Speaker 5 (01:02:33):
Yep, be grateful for that, man, grateful.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
For the games that was bugging up a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
Okay, so per serving, you're looking at year, one gram
of protein, seventeen grams of sugar per serving. How many would.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
You eat per serving? Play half of one of them?

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
Five?

Speaker 5 (01:02:51):
Five?

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
I've eaten probably twenty this morning.

Speaker 5 (01:02:53):
Okay, five?

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
Eight, eight?

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
E it all good man, that's actually good for you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
That's actually one gram of protein is.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
A little bit less, absolutely silly.

Speaker 5 (01:03:11):
Well, if you eat a whole kilo, then you get
ten grams of protein.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
Yeah, get on it, man, and if you're one hundred
kilo person, you should be adding about probably one hundred
and fifty grams of proteins. All you need to is
ten kilos of those and you hit your protein.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
If you got any bones to appear, it'll be perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
Great.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
Yeah, so there we go, right, Oh was what are
you grateful for?

Speaker 5 (01:03:35):
I am grateful because it's a tuesday for lame claim
to fame. I love seeing them pour through. And you
said earlier than I. When you see them pull through,
it does remind the listeners of things that they've done
in the past and their lame claim to fame. There
was one that came through about Stephen Fleming. Oh yeah,
and it reminded me of something I'd completely forgotten. My

(01:03:58):
friends and I just before the nine we've seen ninety
nine Cricket World Cup walking drunk through the streets of
Hamilton and we saw Stephen Fleming.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
The strings of Stephen Stephen Fleming.

Speaker 5 (01:04:09):
Stephen Fleming and everyone else was too afraid. And I
walked up and I was like, I just want to
say man, good luck at the World Cup. And he said,
thanks mate, touch it and I'd forgotten.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
And we made the semifinals.

Speaker 5 (01:04:24):
We did lost to Pakistan? Not facts, Because of you,
I lost to Pakistan.

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