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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Daily bespoke content that you won't find on the radio
show The Hurda Keep Breakfast podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
As long as you keep tapping the tea spurn into
the mic as well. It's just a full sensory overload.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
I can smell it, I can hear it.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Can you smell it?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Can't smell it?
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Mm hmm, it's delicious.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Do you just want to turn your mic off?
Speaker 4 (00:21):
If I turn it off, then we're not going to
know how on the podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Happily happy, not great. Yeah, that's much. Well, I can
still hear it. I forgot that.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I'm still in the room with it. I mean, you
can turn the mic off all you are, but it
doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Now.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Now walk me through the Walk me through the health
benefits that you've found from doing that.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Well as you know me and I because you sixpec. No,
it's nothing, it's about health six peg Well, I mean
under it all maybe, but no. I've heard this year
that there's things that ferment and food that are a
parent very good for your micro biom and for you
and for your gut health. Some things that for mint
(01:05):
and clude that you can eat include miso soup, sour
crowd Sour Crowd, have got a very large jar of
sour crowd at home that are very good for you. Yes,
Greek yogurt, not just you know, dairy food.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Roman all vegetables like just vegetables in general with fibrous.
Fibrous vegetables are good for the biome, very good for
the gut. Meda musical d a music cauldrol, quadrellodrink for
(01:40):
your guts. And that's anti biotics. If you want to
take some antibiotics. It's a long time to come back
from there.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
On an unrelated and someone just sticks through. There was
back to back audio slave. Someone text her earlier and
said double Criss Cornell. Oh, it was what does the
audio slave into?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Oh, there was a sound garden.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Sound Garden and then audio Man.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
And then Big Audio Dynamite and then audio slaves. So
it's back to back audio.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
And then Sam textra and said double Chris Cornell. Is
that dog ass or is that doggie style?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (02:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Now would you describe Chris Cornell as dog the doggie
style of voices?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I also wouldn't consider him dog ass though, But is
it dog ass of us to is it full dog
ass of us to have played it?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Let's say he's reverse cowgirl Chris Corner. Something spicy, something spicy.
You can get some purchase on the next thereas I reckon. Yeah,
well there was a bit of that.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Can we just play the clip just in case people
don't know what we're talking about. Maybe they haven't listened
to the radio Full Show podcast. So you found this
on Instagram?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, this is this is how you can tell us
someone's full dog as. Bro. This is how you know
you're a full dog ass.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Bra.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
If you've got to go on some form of dating show,
you're a full dog ass, like Pop the Balloon, Love Island,
any of these popper shows. B, you're a full dog ass.
I don't even have words for you, Bro, It's just
it's sad.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Just think it's full dog ass. To drink a miso
soup and my.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Dad is one of the most full dog ass things
I've ever seen.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
In my life. Actually, dog ass, if you wait for
another half hour or.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
So, I don't want to wait for my life to
be over.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Myll You're not going to have to wait for your
life to we have. You just got to wait for
another half hour or so and you can eat, drink,
tinker away to your heart's content.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Brah bras. Should we get that guy on and give
him a list of different things? Yeah, full dog ass? Yeah,
oh god, that'd be great, and then he can go Yeah,
that's full dog ass.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
What about the bra but like dog as bra bra very,
didn't it? And there's bra very Australian brother. We came from, brother,
didn't it? Brother? Brother? Brother? It's a very Australian thing
to do. How are you doing that? Brother?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Should we get in touch with that guy and just
run a few different situations past them and be like, okay,
eight am, miso, so full dog.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Ass, it's nine thirty eight, that's fair.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Nine thirty am. What about chipting on your missus after
three months, winning a bronze medal and then wishing that
you could win her back in the interview afterwards? Is
that full dog ass?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
What about having to withdraw from the teen twenty World
Cup because of internal testicular bleeding? Is that full dog ass?
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Is the person that did that to him? The full
dog ass or as much marshed the.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Door because it's a net session, wasn't it? So it
was it was friendly fire. Yeah, pretty dog ass. If
he goes a couple of years out there goes out
and play? Is Chris and Rachel McKenna's relationship? Requently? Would
you call Chris m Chris doctor McKenna, Chris McKennon, Terrence, No, Chris, Chris,
(04:58):
Chris Warner, doctor Chris Warners.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
He is so dog ass you think Chris Warner's dog ass?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Full dog ass?
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Bro?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Do you know who's dog ass? The makeup artist that
made him look like Vice President J D. Varan on
the front?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
He does, Bro? Is he far right? Dude? Is Chris
Warner on the right? What are you doing with that?
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Me?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
So soon?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
I want to go for it, but no, I'm trying.
I keep getting drawn to it. I'm gonna you can
drink it.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Are you not allowed to drink that after the show?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
I am allowed to drink after the show. But I
got pickished because that stupid Baker's the light thing that
was sitting out of there, and then it made me
pickish and then I went full dog ass. Do you
know what was dog ass? The fucking coffee debarcle this morning?
That was full coffee?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Bro? Was dog gass? Spart? Yeah? It was dogs?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Hey, Jerry, your texts come through for you? Three four
eight three end of the podcast Whatever with dog Ass Yeah, bruh.
Did John too Good ever get back in touch with
you about living in caves?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
No, I don't know if it's got too John Too
Good yet. That discussion that we had, Well, there's that song,
isn't it. That's uh, there's something wrong with our brains.
There's something the matter with our brains, missing in our brains.
And then basically we all used to live in caves.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Can I hear Johnny say it? John sing it?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
In our brains? We are you living in caves? Yeah?
So Nah, it's not true. Man, it's a dogar statement
from you, Johnny too Good, because we didn't used to
live in caves. Some of us did, but not actually
none of us, none of us here. I used to
live in a cave.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I used to live near cave in South Canterbury. It's
not far. Yeah, we didn't live in our cave. I
didn't live in arcave. I live near our cave.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
So when you're saying we all used to live in caves,
is he talking about people in she head or used
to live in caves? John? She had do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
He'd be willing to come on and argue debate that
with you have a healthy, open, honest, raw debate about
whether we lived in caves or not.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
I don't, Tom Lark and we've lived in a cave.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
The Drammer, Jeremy Wells and Manaia Stuart find them on
Instagram at Hodarki Breakfast. Jerry and Mania joined the conflict
the Hodaki Breakfast discussion group on Facebook for more.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
You don't think it's about Osama bin Laden and ol Kaieda.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
That's what great, great question, Ruder, How do you've assumed, Jerry,
that's all about you, that that the song is all
about you? How do you know it's not about.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Full dog ass bra because he's saying our he's not
part of our? Are you saying he's part of our?
Kai Muslim is what you're trying to say? Yes? Are
you trying to say? Are you trying to really? Really?
I've a hoisted on my own pH Muslim woman and
he's gone Muslim. You're saying that he's all he's about myself,
(08:05):
my own bat.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
I think it was me actually that Can I claim responsible?
Can I claim responsibility for that one? Because I think
it was my Thank you?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
You know you're on a jump in front of this.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I d you guys, geez, think about what you're saying.
Can I can I apologize to John too good? And
and indeed poll Dog asked, bro, do you want to
apologize to that she heads as well John and the
rest of the she heads. I'd like to apologize that
(08:37):
was that was? That was a mine I left on
the side of the road for Jerry to drive over.
And unfortunately it's that said someone else, almost like something's
missing in your brain. Well, in my defense, I did
just to live in a cave.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
I thought you didn't live in a cave. Yeah, yeah,
well we all did as well. We didn't live in
a cave.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Look at Johnny. Johnny, she didn't get in touch with
us before. Now he is definitely not getting in touch
with us. Now, what's the up to?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Does he need to plug anything?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
He's a good man. He's a great guy.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
He's a great guy.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
No, he's a great guy. He's a lovely guy. I've
had great conversations with Johnny and she hits and she
hits I consider them friends that she heads. As you know,
I feature with a thank you and the general Electric
album You Do Too. You're on the sleeve The Wizard Sleep.
It was one of my best days of my life
(09:35):
when I when I opened that up, that album, and
I started I bought it and then I started listening
to it. And as you used to do back in
the day when you listen to CDs, leaf through the cover, yes,
which was a great pleasure when you're listening to something
and then you're reading something at the same time. So
I'm reading the supporting material and I'm reading away, and
I'm thinking, I wonder who that thinking here? Just casually, No,
(09:56):
you knew. I did not know. You didn't. I definitely
not expect to be thanked. I'm on, why are they
thinking me?
Speaker 4 (10:02):
I just signed the NDA?
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Then why are they thinking me? I don't even know
why they thanked me. I still don't know. To this day.
I consider it one of the greatest honors of my life.
Is it right up there? Can love that album? Can?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I've just become aware of how I can walk myself
back out of this corner that I backed myself into,
this cave. Out of this cave that I've backed myself
into over the top of the Can we censor the
name of the organization that I mentioned there?
Speaker 3 (10:32):
And associated John Torgan and.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
She heads, can we censor over the top of that
with that guy saying full dog aspra?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Yeah, okay, So if you could just clip.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Where he says full dog ass bra and then just
put that over the top of where I said full
dog aspra, then I.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Think that'll just to make my life easier.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
I'll just do this is how you know you're a
full dog aspra.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
If you're going to go on some form of me show,
you're a full dog ass like off the balloon Love
Island and you're a full dog gus, I don't even have.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Okay, yes, I'll and then beep over the top of that.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
I think that'll do this all. Don't delete any of
the things I said, Just to be clear, I want
all of the stuff. I'm not embarrassed about anything I've
said on this podcast. I think I've been really good.
So if you could maybe even clip up some of
the stuff that I've said and maybe play it, give
it to the day jocks and.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Play it out over the day.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Because there's some good stuff from me.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Can I say, if you are making Zoe do that
that's full dogs.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
That is I'm just suggesting that maybe there's some really
good stuff for me that the day jocks might want
to play it.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Here's a little bit of extra for experts a few
ten minutes. Unto this podcast, at the end of every
show there is a feverish meeting about what part of
the show the Beck and Prebs have to talk about
to promote our show throughout the rest of the day.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
And is it is feverish. Yeah, if you didn't know,
Beck and Prebs are Radio Hadick his day Jocks.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
And the day Jocks no one wearing undeas or anything
that in fact Prebs doesn't and it's because replay enormous downstairs.
But what they and they are then forced to play
full dog ass clips from this show and every day.
I think it's always tasked to try and find the
highlights of them, and that's not easy a lot of times.
(12:37):
A lot of times this show very fucking boring. So
you know you're clipping the best of a bad bunch.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Don't forget borne, don't forget that. We've also got the
Backselle trailer as well. Yes, as well as the jocks,
but the job jocks replay the jocks bad is the
back cell trailer, which ideally is about twenty to thirty seconds.
Thanks bings trade at the start and at the end,
and has an upbeat music bet underneath it.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
And then you're got to try and make a video
out of that. And there's video you are making. There's
a lot of pastry, not a lot of felling in that,
and that and that pie always got you.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Reckon was your best. But today that whole bit from
me and the podcast there.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Well that does that doesn't That's not work.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
But now we can play it out the day. Jocks
can play that and they can direct people towards the podcast.
But I make a note on the bottom of the
email saying, listen to the podcast. Yeah, Jeremy was particularly
good on this one. What are you saying I wasn't
good on it. I'm not thinking about it compared to you.
I mean, gave it to me. You're going to make yourself.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Look, I'm just worried about the damage it's going to
do for our relationship with John Tugan. She has I
don't know if you've noticed we played them every fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Do you reckon? He can stroke? Could he could he withdraw?
Because I know that people have done that with Trump?
Could he withdraw and what are we going to be
fucking sunk?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
There was one point where he was on the promotional
video for both US and our rival radio station whose
name I shall not.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Mention, but there's a shehead carcass and were just us
and our rival radio station. I just just feeding like
hyenas on the carcass.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
And the carcasses of shehad yeah and yeah. At one
point he was in both promo videos. I remember watching that.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
So, look, we can't afford to we can't afford to
get off side. Okay, well you need to check yourself yourself,
bro b, you check yourself before you go full dog
ars on Johnny tug.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
And it was let's not forget it was you who
called in to question his theory that he posited that
we all used to live in cas Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Yeah, yeah, that's fine. I think there's nothing wrong with
saying that. I was just questioning some lyrics that he said,
and I think he would question the same lyric if
you chatted to him about it, right, I think he
would say, yeah, Look, okay, in hindsight, I don't think
that we all did used to live in caves anymore.
I've changed the current theory is that we actually used
to live in houses that were made with animal skins
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sometimes and oftentimes mud. And some of us lived on planes.
Some of us lived in certain kind of plane grass
huts and planes when invented to light the nineteen hundreds.
I'm talking about planes as a p L A. I N.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Who's that Canterbury guy that invented planes?
Speaker 3 (15:26):
And Richard Pears?
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Yeah, that's right, thanks for that.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
She doesn't mention anything about Richard Pearson, but he should
because Richard Pearce.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Why are you trying to drive a wize between men
John Tugo and Richard Pears and Richard.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Pears, I'm not. I'm just I'm just shining a light
which I'm illuminating out part of you and the way
that you're thinking about Johnny too Good and some of
the dark corners of my mind. Yeah, and it's quite
I've got to say, it's been very revealing. This has
been the most revealing podcast we've had and sometimes illuminating.
(16:00):
So so cut that up and give it to the
day jocks.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Anyone dog asks you today is are we anyone been
a real dog?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Gass not swell Minogue. You're gonna beef with minogue at
the moment.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Watch well. Tomorrow we are doing for the first time
on The Headache Breakfast, and if you're listening to the podcast,
you definitely churn in for this tomorrow on the actual
radio show, because if you didn't know, we also do
a radio radio show, the full dog Ass of the
Week Award, So we give an award every week to
dude that's gone full dog ass. You full dog could
be a woman. Actually, that's sexist to me.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Could be a woman's it's gonna be a more often.
Probably will loads are dog loads are way more dog
gars than checks.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
I've seen some pretty dog ass women over the years.
Don't worry about cut that and put them in the
jock bits. We need to send that out to the days.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
That is what This has been a hallmark of radio.
Hodeck in the A s c A is mutually assured destruction.
You you you were right at the finish line.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Yeah, I dropped the baton. Damn some dog gars woman.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
I really liked the dog ass.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Let's go and watch them figus skating all right, Jerry
and Manaiah
Speaker 1 (17:10):
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