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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Daily bespoke content that you won't find on the radio
show The hurda Ki Breakfast podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Welcome along to the podcast. It's called the podcast now,
was it?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Yeah, it's the first podcast spreading a podcast podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
It used to be the Casserole, Yeah, the case, the
Daily I Spoke.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
The Daily bespoke, the bespokey doughy.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
The intro, Yeah, intro. That was my least favorite name,
the intro.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Oh was it? Yeah, that's why the big show is
one is called the outro, by the way, which is
still called.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
But we helped them with that. But I just the
intro because that was the original one. Was like the
intro podcast it was it was an intro to the podcast,
the podcast, and then it was like, well we've got
to do a little bit of something special at the
top that really kicks.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Things off, sets it apart.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Yeah, totally, but I hated that. Then it was the
bespokey dopey actually with the intro used to say we're
not doing this. That was the way I used to
start it every day. Well because why did we do it?
My favorite why do we do it?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Suscrition? Why are we doing this?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Why do we do why? Are we doing this?
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Have always done it?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
That is a great reason to do Yes, because we've
always done it, but we haven't.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
That's great, but we haven't always done it. I haven't
always done this.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
We've done it for a long time.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Next week we should do Friday Top five reasons to
do stuff. Number one because.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Because someone told us too, because it's always as another one,
it's fun because someone told you.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Why are they telling you because someone else told them
to do it?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
It's someone's KPI somewhere.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Because Steven Joyce said to it.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I had because I don't deal it. I was doing
a covers gig. I told Jerry this one midnight. What
without me, you were going to the toilet. Now you're drinking.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Everyone's turning on me.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
But now I'm telling you on a recorded podcast that
I played at the fiftieth birthday part of the other night,
and when we were packing up, the person whose party
it was was just like, you know, I know you
guys were just played for three hours, and thanks very
much for that. But if you do just want to
hang around for the rest of the night and occasionally
just break and the spontaneous sing along, well that'd be cool.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
What so you were they playing music where they play
as the DJ playing.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
No, they just had like a Spotify playlist okay.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
And then what you were meant to play along with?
That'll just solo. It was like interrupting this and Spotify.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Now we have been.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Inspired to play something, let's go. Yeah, it's wonderful thinking.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Yeah, that went. It was about half past twelve. We
got uked to do that at night at night, yeah,
and I was like, I might just go home overtime
my overtime hours. Yeah, it cost a lot more. It's
three times the price. And then they'll be like, don't
be like that, man, it's fun.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
It's fine. You have fun.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
It's fun and fun here, ain't you having?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Do you think I had fun there? Do you think
I enjoyed that playing those same songs over and over?
Don't be like that and it's fun.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Don't be like that.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Man.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I'm out of curiole, I'm out of cureroles.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Yeah, I'm never out of those.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Vocals.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Your excuse, I hate vocal zones do nothing for me
because curs.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Are yeah right, Kesey runs the vocal zones.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
And waste the time. Man, They're all wasted time.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
So you were asked. You were asked to play.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
More, just break into spawn. So we pecked. I know.
First of all, we packed everything up, and then a
drunk lady decided that she wanted to do a speech
about four hours after the speeches, using your pa, using
our pa, which was pretty much packed up eighty percent,
and she came up and delivered me this sentence in
a microphone. I was like, what you see a microphone
(03:36):
and microphone't.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Speak Spanish, bad bunny, get out?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
And yeah she did what you will be surprised. She
did the speech without the microphone and she was fucking alloud.
She was allowed to talking.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Well, that's it, you don't need a micro I mean,
how big was the room.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
It's about one hundred people. Yeah, you can add in
green height, greenheads parties apparently, and West talk them. We're
in a fucking crazy yeah green.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah. EXU wasn't there simul Why wasn't you talking about
a simulation theory?
Speaker 6 (04:05):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
So for the last half an hour, Jerry, you've been
constantly singing a line from a Deedie smash.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Song from the hinter to the heart.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Laud And why was that again?
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Because because we're talking to Sophie, the beautiful Sophie Ellis Bixter.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
It's not Baxter like you thought it was. Ruder.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
It's big, but it's also not.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
That's not who we're talking about. No, talking about the
lovely Sophie. The breath of fresh year from Byron Bay
does breath.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
We're going there. Actually you might know if you listen
to this podcast, you might know. We also do a
radio show.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
And if you listen to this podcast, you might know.
I'm not I'm not allowed to know.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
You're not going well and not allowed into Australia. So
what are we meant to do?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Yeah? Also, that was specifically requested by Sophie.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
That Ruder doesn't come danger off fallen.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
That's there's near being a person who hasn't met Sophie
there hasn't fallen in love with the don't worry about that.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
She's just lovely in every way. So anyway she lives
in the heart land, she lives in the Yeah. Yeah,
so that's what that was. So every time you said,
ah something, you said, ah, you know what when we
talk to the lovely So there's beautiful sound of birds,
but that's just her wherever she goes, the birds just
chirping around her. That's just the type of vibe she has.
(05:23):
But she does live the hinterlands.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Yeah, it's beautiful, Heartland, Christ all mighty, the hinderlands of
northern New South Wales is beautiful.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I feel like I hadn't heard the word hinterlands till
I was a fully formed adult, and I always wondered,
what what the hell that was? What are the hinder lends?
I am from the hinter lands, like Wyman is as
hinterland as it gets.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
What hinterland?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yeah? What huh to what supposed tomorrow?
Speaker 4 (05:51):
She still don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
That's a disgrace. The hinter lends of bloody to Tim, Yeah,
that's a discribe.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
How would you describe it?
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Well, I'd say the hinter lands. So okay, so either
here nor there. Well, way Matty, for example, has hinter lends.
That's the but outside of Waymati town that's the hender lands.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Oh well, then I'm definitely from the I'm from the
hinter lands of moment, okay, I.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Mean Auckland hends Lands for example would be who knew
come you? Yeah, well it's a super city now, so
maybe that's not a good example.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
Wiston beaches. Would yeah, I think that's the that. Yeah,
the hinter lands Moody and that ye, Bethel's beach in
that Bethel's beach.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
To hang in that hing, I like to call it
to hanger. I don't call it Bethel's beach. I don't
think that's right. So that's the colonizer's word for it.
It's always been to to.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Hang it always. And what are the hinter lends?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Ha ha, with a long.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
What about what are the hinterlands of christ Sumner?
Speaker 5 (07:05):
No, No, I'd say that would be ro Rolliston is
the hints? Yeah, hornby' is a suburb. Hornby is a suburb.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Hall's well, Hall's well, that ends well? Ye, you probably
checked that one in there.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
My Garfield, my mum lives in the Ininderlands.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Would you call Darfield? Is that too far Afield?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
That's probably too far Afield, Darfield Leefield?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Who was dar.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
I don't think. I don't think it was a bit Manda.
I don't think it was a groove.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I've got a gotta that reminds me. Just while we're
on this subject, Moby, Yeah, discuss thoughts. Moby's album play
and I heard a little thing that was set through
to me.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
On my on my Instagram and it said, this is
why Moby's album Play is the greatest E d M
album of.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
The nineties of the hinter lands, the why is it?
What's got this one? Oh, Omar, Omar coming, Omar Coming,
And then it's got also bus what about this?
Speaker 6 (08:25):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
This is beautiful Omar. That's not actually Moby singing?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Is that?
Speaker 5 (08:33):
And then there's of course Madam butter get mac one
thing that a sc web master.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Joe Jury. This is his UFC walkout song. So this
one please welcome Joe Jury and executioner and then and
then an executioner.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
It's pretty good. It really looks like he's is that.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Yeah, yeah, this is on the same album. This is
this does not strike fear into anyone's heart.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
It's good.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Jury, an execution of walking out into the cage in
the undies.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
And there's more.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
There's more, body lot, I hate that.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Jeremy Wells and Mania Stuart find them on Instagram at
Hodarki Breakfast. Jerry and Mania joined the conflict the Hodaki
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Speaker 6 (09:33):
I'm a lot more of this, Yes, what does my
bleed still badly, So you know what I mean, that's
my whole It's true.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
This is not a it's a great album, and.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
It was a great album. Now, what about the part
in Moby's autobiography where he spent an entire chapter lying
about being in a relationship with Natalie Portman?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Do you hear about that? Yeah, he's a weirder movie.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
So he wrote this whole chapter about how he was
in a relationship but it could have never worked out
between the two of them, and she came out nobody
fucking won't. I was not in a relationship with that.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I got a lot old story about Moby when he
came to New Zealand, but I'm not sure whether it's
podcast the bowl.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
But let's just say the best way to describe the
story and a sentence without dropping anybody in it and
without ending up and an illegal situation.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
We can censor this as well.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Moby was according to this person. According to this person's account,
So in their opinion, Moby was.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
A wondering eye. Hmm hmm, he was.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
It was.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
It was is the best one that pretty much describes everything,
doesn't it.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
I know I get the vibe. Well, because he recorded
that album he made that whole album by himself in
his bedroom. Then all of a sudden, you know, so
that tells you what kind of feller he was at
that time. Blows up massive international success. People are talking
about it on podcasts in twenty twenty six. Yeah, And
so all of a sudden he finds himself famous and
he's like, man, checks were definitely not to me when
(11:08):
I was recording the shit in my room. But now
that I'm famous, let's try this out. And then turns
out people maybe they were still work.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
And now they went that king because he's so small
and weird looking. He went through a lot of tissues
back in the day when he was in his bedroom.
Absolutely very big on the tissues.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Yeah, from coffee towels.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
I think it was his main What was it, toffy towels,
toy toughies, Yeah, tuffy taels. Lee's in the kitchen towels.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Lee's taking a shot from the grassy knoll. He wants
to get a text into the podcast. Plans for the weekend,
boys trying to make the potty chir.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Oh plans what a everyone's plans for the weekend.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
I'm off to Northland this afternoon.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Oh, Brah, Yeah, Brah full dog ass brou.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
We are north Land Bra and the missus are gone
to pie here. We're gonna stay in pie Here, and
then tomorrow we're probably gonna fizz around Russell. We're up
there about this time last year. We only we went
for dinner and Russell, but we didn't really get a
chance to look around, not that there's much to look around.
So we're going to go back up there, and.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Then you're going to the You're going to the Jerke. Bra.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Probably go to the Duke, Brah. I'm looking to pack
up tomorrow the Doke for a pretty sizable session. You
have the Governor Burger Bra. Probably have the Governor Burger Bra.
Take a photo of the musket holes in the side
of the wall.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Get some crap service, Bra, get some crab service.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
See if I can spider photo of Winston.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Peters bubble breast jacket, Bra.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
See if I can play around a golf a white Tongey.
Perhaps I went it was up the last time I
was up there. We went out of the Jerk and
head lunch, and on the way through we came via boat.
We came on a boat, you know.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Customer, little little whaling vessel nineteen foot little bow rider,
and we pulled up. We pulled up into the spot
and we dropped anchor and the the russ Or harbor.
There great anchorage because it goes deep quite quick.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
And then and then you declared it for yourself, well,
planted a flag.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Well we we just looked to we looked to park up,
put the anchor down. And this woman came out from
one of the houses to shot her and she loved
in the house.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
And she goes get out.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
She goes, get out of here, and we're like, and
she goes, there's a seventy fodder coming in here.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
There's a seventy footer. Get out of the way. You're
in the way of us. There's a seventy footer.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
And okay, lady, all right, it seems a bit you know,
So what there's a seventy foot You're allowed to put
the anchor wherever the hell you want.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Did you present her with a treaty?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Well it wasn't. Wasn't that type of woman?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
And was there a seventy footer?
Speaker 5 (13:47):
The seventy foot and never bloody arrived and I felt
like going back after we'd had the lunch, so we
moved the boat and had to swim in and which
was an ideal, And then she I had. I was
of a mind to go back to that lady because
she had her house on the waterfront there. I was
of a mind to go back and say, lady, where's
your because huh, because if you what's more important about
(14:13):
a why does Sevney Foot get president?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Over just some random that wants to put the thing down?
So what is the sety? What does it own the water?
Does it?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
You don't get to just say, oh, because it's bigger.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Yeah, you don't get to just say because there's a
bigger boat coming in in X amount of time, you
can't be there.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Perss off. So anyway, if I.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
Put a flagpole down and go on this named this Wellsford?
Is that named after your family?
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Wells Ford?
Speaker 5 (14:41):
No it's not actually okay, No, well actually my family
are from up that way, Dargable, the wells family.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Isn't that part of the country. Yeah, we moved out,
we've all moved. Gratulations, we've all moved.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
What did you put in the group chair? Once schedule chat?
Darg of them, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
How they do it, and goes through.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
It's it's a tough place.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Now look great for bloody killed it. When we went
up there, it was raining and overcast and it was
raining so much that the river was quite an awful,
awful shade of brown.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
And it alays like that, Well, this is what I learned.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
On the way back. It was a glorious bluebird day
and it was still a ship shower. And I was like,
it's always I don't know how you guys do.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
No, mate, there's a there's good farming country up that wall.
It's it's drought free. There's always it's always pissing with rain. Yeah,
there's breathing.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
But then we went to the Hockey Young and my god,
their place is amazing, incredible.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Then I was like, on the other side of the
White Pole forests.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Then I was like, how many of you guys knew
about this and didn't tell me? This is the thing
about growing up.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
And people arrived, they came in there.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Your fucking people were straight into the fucking volcano.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Do you come? Do you go on?
Speaker 4 (15:58):
That's when my people came in.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Related two two heads. Yeah, I've been looking across here
at you guys for a long time. There's something about something.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
You can't put my finger on it.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
There's something about it. I think I might be wrong,
but I actually think that the no.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
I think they maybe the tiny canoe actually came into
Aultia Harbor down Caffee Away Square.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
On Quins I know, but yeah, I went to hook
Younger Harbor for the first time.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
This is amazing.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
I'm trying to hide that from me. I didn't want
me to know about it.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
I don't think anyone.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
I think the people in the Hooky Younger, including Opo
the Dolphin, they don't want to I don't want to
run knowing about man. Why the fact they want to
run up there?
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Beautiful spot.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
It's a bit like that the parts of the Bay
of Islands too. Yeah, what a poker, poker beautiful.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Look how it worked out for Opo man, And I think,
oh what happened to did you get eaten? He went
dynamite fishing?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Oh bullshit?
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Yeah? And what did you not know that story?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Because he thought that was bloody Peloris jack.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
Nah.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
He entertained the people up there for I don't know,
like a really, I think it was like a summer
and a half. So he was there for one summer
and that was fun.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Yeah, this is the we're talking about.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
And then he came and they didn't expect it, and
he came back the next someone was like, oh, he's
fucking back.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
This is awesome.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
And they found him dead and they were like, dynamite fishers.
Fuck them.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
Actually there, I have heard about this conspiracy that he
was chasing the fish away and the local fisher fishermen
were like, those dolphins chasing all the fish away.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
This sucks. Meanwhile, the kids are.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Holding onto its dorsal fin, and that that that dolphin
probably eat a child at some stage.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
But that dolphin was bringing a lot of joy.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
And also I've done a bit of research and dolphins,
and stop me if you've heard this before, but because
because yes, but because of the way the respiratory system works,
their blowholestually one of their nostrils that's been turned back up,
it is possible to smoke a dolphin like a bong
because of how they're so you could put the bowl
(18:08):
in its blowhole and then you could grab it's a
little beak there.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Yeah, you could do that to a human as well,
because the mouth are all connected up.
Speaker 6 (18:19):
I know.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
But then you're gonna put your nose your mouth over
their mouth while loading a cone out of their nose,
which is going to be quite hard. Whereas the dolphin,
because the blowholes on the top of its head, it's
just a bit easier.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Is connected, so you could put a cone on.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
It's funny because that's the first thing lane's in as well,
so you can smoke it out its ass.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Why would it, Interestingly, even.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
The penis in your mouth and then through the ass.
I'm pretty sure that's connected.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
All right, jeep Chee Center to the Heartland On Monday,
we'll talk about that.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Jerry and Manaia. We hatched the radio show from six
to ten weekdays, The Darky Breakfast