📻Naked Shower Cleaning - The Radio Show

Today on the show the guys spoke about how they clean the shower, naked? In a Speedo? With a squeegee?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Welcome along to the Hidache Breakfast Wednesday, the eighteenth of
February and the Year of Our Lord twenty twenty six.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
My name's Jimmy Wells. Has a nice cheer, Jeremy Wells.
The other day we were talking about plastic bags. I
have just once come across my desk on flashbook Marketplace,
straight off the rip. How much would you be willing
to pay for and I quote a rare, pristine vintage
pack and save plastic bag. Oh in pack and save
yellow in pack and save yellow? What's stick man on it?

(00:35):
Stick Man on it? Yeah, I'd like to see the
condition of that bag. Firstly, it's good. It's like they've
just ripped it off the roll. It's pristine. It's never
been opened, nothing's ever been put in it.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Oh look, I'll pay two bucks for that.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Two bucks. Two bucks not going to get it done, mate.
It's at eighty eighty buck. Eighty bucks, Yeah, what it's
at eighty bucks? Eighty two will get you there. But wow,
if when I come on the top at eighty three, Oh,
I knew.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I could have just done a bit more shopping at
back and save grabbed a few more reusable bags at
the time, worth a lot of money.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
And you would a had to take your butler with
you to pack your grocery.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
We people no value when they see it.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Well, that's exactly what this is. Don't loadb on me.
I know what I have eight bucks. There a bed
on that. Yep, there's a bit on that three ks away.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Ah, the good old days, and used to have all
those plastic bags stuffed.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
In a special dispenser.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, and he just pull one out and you needed
to go somewhere. You need to chuck the wet togs.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
And bag for the bags. Yep, bananas, man, yoga, felthy
rugby boots. I want to chuck that straight in your bag.
You need a bloody plastic bag there, wash them out,
use them again.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Please to be a country man.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
I know man draws, dude, remember straws, Oh my god,
WoT boarders, popsicle slushy things from the deer the other day,
you know, and they come on spoon wooden spoon and
ever since been a kid stick your and then they
put the wooden spooner on your tongue. He's one of
those things.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
I can still feel it now.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
It's like it's like fingers down a blackboard for me.
I wouldn't disgusting, absolutely disgusting.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Tellica wouldn't have been a string plastic man.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Welcome old to the Hidache Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Jerry and the Night the Which Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yesterday, Jerry, you exhibited in our group chat behavior that
I'm familiar with. You tried after a henous bender over
the weekend. You tried to eat your way back to
some sort of normality. You posted a photo of I mean,
I guess you could call it a salad. I don't know.
There's three different vegetables make it a salad?

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Three vegetables doth make a salad? They doth it, doth
make a salad?

Speaker 3 (02:49):
What what I.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Posted there was an egg plant? Some people call it aubergine.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yes, Jerry posted a foot of his egg plant into
the group chat.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Tomato, there's some fetter in there, there's some bears all
fetter in there. And I actually.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Roasted that eggplant and and onion and garlic and what
onion and garlic onion.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah, roasted that worked that together. I soaked the tomatoes
very cheap at the moment, the eggplant two ninety nine
for an egg plant reasonable, very reasonable. Big ones too so.
And also tomatoes very cheap at the moment. So soaked
those tomatoes, soak those big camparies, and then then olive
oil and then whipped it all together with some fresh basil.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
And then for plate two as the same meal. What
are we looking at there now?

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Is that fish that's ta keihi ta kihi.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
That's been that's been pan.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Fried, right, and line caught, line caught, line court, I'd
say so, and probably bottom trawl.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Trailed up from the bottom of the harbor. Yeah, okay,
bottom trawled ta kei hei. And then you did the
lawmar catcher onto the side there. Yeah, that's some that's
some butter cup lettuce.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
There is there some capers on your fish there.

Speaker 6 (03:56):
You.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Those capers I'll put there, I'll get the I'll get
the skillet going super hot with the olive oil, and
then I'll check the capers in and then once that,
once that olive oil starts to burn, and then I'll
check the fish in there for a minute and a
half now I'll turn it off and then I'll flip
it over, and then I will put in some butter
and and just let that soak in lots of salt,
and then.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
A bit of a little bit of lemon in there
as well. Beautiful, Now tell me this, did that fix
all of your problems? No? No, it never does the same.

Speaker 6 (04:27):
Here.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
It made me worse. It made me worth seeing you
do that. Well.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
I've been reading a lot about gut health recently, and
I realized that I did not treat my gut well
over the weekend. No, there was all sorts of things
whipping through that gap.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
But don't they reckon? And I've always wondered this, the
best things for your gut biome, for a healthy gut biome?
What is biome?

Speaker 5 (04:47):
By the way, biomes? Don't you know about that?

Speaker 3 (04:49):
I Mine were macro biomes. I don't think I've got
any mines of wasteland. There's no biomes bioming down there.
They always reckon fermented things, you know what I mean,
your bloody Sauerkrautz, your packles, yeah, puckles. And to that
I would always say, what is beer if not fermented

(05:09):
yeast balley water? Nowadays, you know what I mean, And so,
in an effort to feed my gut microbiome, I poured
like thirty pints on it on last Friday.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
You know, I think export has always been good for
the gap piome and I certainly tucked into a little
bit of that over the weekend.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
But I had I think their legal team would agree
with that statement as well. Should Win rid into a microphone? Yeah,
I think that'd love that. Yeah, Karen from legal always
works well for me. Her name actually is Karen anyway.
So you can't run away from yourself. It's basically what
you learned yesterday is the great prophet Robert mister Marley
once told us. You're running, and you're running, and you're

(05:48):
running away, but you can't run away from yourself.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
It was nice though, the sad thing as though it was.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
It was at lunch. For one, It's just me sitting
down there by myself. That's why posted it.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
A lonely meals a sad meal. Unfortunately, my gut.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
You it too, donnifo one. Yeah, she's staying with her parents.
That's why you guys figure stuff out after the weekend. Yeah,
what goes up must come down. Good luck man, you know,
the way it works.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Jerry and Mini, The Hodikey Breakfast History.

Speaker 6 (06:17):
Of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow he noble.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Today is the eighteenth of February twenty twenty six, and
on this day, twenty years ago, Sean White won his
first Olympic gold medal. In the half parte.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
Your nickname the Flying Tomato.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
You're nineteen years of age.

Speaker 7 (06:32):
How do you top this?

Speaker 8 (06:33):
I mean, to get a gold at the Olympics.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
I mean, I don't know where we're going to go
from here, and I know I'm honestly just so overwhelmed
from this. They can't even think street.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
He's pretty stoked, wasn't He was very severely He couldn't
think straight there, he could he he was thinking way gay. Yeah,
he's thinking very gay. He So two thousand and six,
he's won the gold, and then he became what was
widely I think he had his own PlayStation game. It
became widely known as the greatest snowboarder of all time,
which at that time was huge and its infancy. I

(07:03):
feel like there's snow sports, half pipes and all that
kind of stuff in two thousand and six, and now
I saw he was at the Olympics and no official
capacity other than he's Sean White, you know what I mean. Yeah, sure,
I'd love to get to that point with something.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
It helps as well when you're in a sport that
the stuff that you're snowboarding on as your senner.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
It all sort of worked, didn't it.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
I thought it was a nickname because of what he
did a pray ah. Yeah, I don't know if he
was was it. I don't think he was.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
What they said on that club his nickname was the
Flying Tomato.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Because he's very redhead, very very It's amazing how that
sport and interesting. Overnight, Zoe said, I see Senate was
meant to be going in the slope stole. It's been
postponed too much snow. We're going to check to Italy
a little bit later on actually ten past seven. He's
the big voice of BBC Snowsports. I'm like you, the
voice of New Zealand snowspot.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
I like to keep it. I don't. I'd like not
to forget my roots, you know what I mean. Although
you have worked with before, Yeah, look I've I've worked
at the mall. Jerry came in and told him I've
taught him a few things I did.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
I did.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
I taught him a few things about the knuckle huck,
the rail jam, and he and I sat on the
side of a mountain and froze our asses. Although I
don't think he frozes us off. I think he was
prepared to sit on the side of a mountain. Turns out,
red band gum boots not a lot of insulation on
the side of a mountain. No, no, but they were
better than Lane's sneakers.

Speaker 6 (08:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Also, you taught him about the reverse pluck turk.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
In the sparraz eg I did.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Yeah, Now, being I see they're using that maneuver now
in the Winter Olympics.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
And I don't want to make it about myself, because
this is the moment to shine, you know what I mean.
But you know, I did admit that someone's got to
name the mood. Someone has to name the moots. And
this is the thing that people think that these just
moves just named themselves. No, no, no, no, A lot of
work goes under this, right, Hey, look, this isn't about me.
Eighteen eighty five, Mark Twain publishes The Adventures of Huckleberry
Fun in the US. Do you ever read that?

Speaker 1 (08:53):
No, I didn't read that. No, I never read it,
but I'm a widely celebrated bot. Yeah, you know, once
came to New Zealand, Mark Twain, mate, eighteen ninety five.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
What do you do?

Speaker 1 (09:03):
He visited the place and then did some quotes on
the scenery. He said it was the mix of the
fjords of Norway and the scenery of Alaska.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
So he went to the South Island, Yeah he did.
He said it was had a.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
He said, it's not grand like the Swiss scenery, but
there is a quiet beauty which is all of its
own and which makes it quiet as Eden.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
He talked about the hand off from honest Mark, Yeah,
it was a little bit like it.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
I mean eighteen ninety five, there wasn't you know, Queens
Sound for example, wasn't the.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
That's a good point. I didn't get to go to
the gondola, no shotover yet. Did they have the dolphin
looking things? You can go in it and then they
drive under underneath the wood? All right? Mark?

Speaker 1 (09:43):
So yeah, Dominic Bowden hadn't started as wellness there in
the lake, that's right, And that's the problem on Dneedin
and the Scots. He said they stopped here on their
way from home to Heaven thinking that they'd arrived.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Wow, that's high praise for Donners. Yeah, so he obviously
wasn't there for a week.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
On People in Culture, he noted that it was junior
England all the way to christ Church. On Marty Marty.
He had something to say about Marty. Yes, he said
they were a superior breed of savages.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Oh pray, I pray some of them can read. Yep.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
He was highly critical the monuments celebrating Marty, who fought
alongside the British, arguing they invited treachery and unpatriotism toward
their own people.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Okay, so I had a lot to say, didn't he?
Thanks for that. Mark. Nineteen ninety seven, South Park Debuts'
first ever short episode online before becoming a full TV
series later that year. Jannie, my little brother's trying to
follow me to school again. You can't come your school
with me? Yeah, go home, you little girldo. You you'll

(10:46):
call my brother Gildo. What's a dildough? I don't know
now about Corman doesn't know either. I know what I mean?

Speaker 8 (10:52):
Well, what I'm not telling you? What's a dildough?

Speaker 9 (10:56):
Kenny? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (11:01):
What is all?

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Right?

Speaker 3 (11:04):
After?

Speaker 1 (11:04):
That they up the bit rap, didn't they evidently?

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Yeah, they must have. South Park must have loomed large
over your life, Durian, I remember that or you when
they came out.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
I remember ninety ninety seven, I remember, yeah, I was,
I was twenty.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Yeah, oh bang right in the middle.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
It was pretty exciting. It was low fire, but the
low fire cartoon look was quite interesting.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Metime meant they could get away with anything.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
I got my hands on a DVD of the South
Park movie when it came out, and so me and
my mates watched that about a million times. It was
It was a great film.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
But interestingly, nineteen ninety seven, that was a time when
culture was going in a particular direction. It was like
a race at the bottom who could be most shocking? Yes,
and I thought, this is gonna be interesting, man. Yeah,
by the time we get to twenty twenty six, things
are gonna be so loose.

Speaker 6 (11:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
But then twenty sixteen happened. No one was allowed to say.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
That it swapped around, it did. I never thought that
was gonna happen.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
Think it's coming back. I think it is going to
We're coming back. Pendulum was coming back. We'll have straws
back very shortly year born on this day, the good doctor,
doctor dreg born in nineteen sixty five. What does he
en doctor of I'm not sure. Is it an honorary
doctorate like Jeremy Clarkson? Perhaps an honorary doctor in musuring

(12:17):
for doctor proctologist. That's a born on this day known
procotologist Joseph Gordon Levitt in nineteen eighty one, and he
shares a birthday worth. Yoko Ono artist, activist and forever
linked to John Lennon. And this far e clip from
twenty ten where she was singing at the Museum of
Modern Art in New York. Get what he felt?

Speaker 5 (12:53):
It's two minutes long. Do we want to keep going?

Speaker 3 (12:57):
No, we don't know.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Three years old, she's still going. She's still going.

Speaker 5 (13:03):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
That is powerful for whom your dog is named. And
that is the history of yesterday, today, tomorrow, tomorrow, for Wednesday,
the eighteenth of February twenty twenty six. My dog sings
about as well as her too.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
Jerry in the night the Holdarchy, Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
More than a legends writes the ticks on three four
eight and also three coming off the night shift. Yet
again this morning. Absolutely first to find out those wounding
Ossies have been knocked out of the TEA twenty World Cup.
No one knew was going on. What a way to
start the day. Yeah, that's right. So Ozzie were because
of their losses against Zimbabwe and who else they lose
Sri Lanka. They were waiting on a result of another

(13:42):
game was rained out EPs. In fact, though they don't
that's the end of Australia's tournament. They suck take the
ashes back off them. Okay, why did they get Steve
Smith out of bit? So they brought Steve Smith over,
not from very far away, he lives in New York.
They brought him over. But because they didn't rule Mitch

(14:03):
marsh out from internal testicular bleeding, apparently they stemmed the bleeding.
I think they had to. I think they had to
give him the snip to stop the bleeding. But because
they didn't rule him out, they weren't allowed to activate
the injury injury replacements. So Steve Smith came over for
nothing and they're out and he won't get to play.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
I think they were distracted, but I.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
By the fact that balls are bleeding, well it would
be very.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Bulls were bleeding and then they had the whole Steve
Smith waiting in the wings situation.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
It would be very distracting. I think we should have probably, Yeah,
I don't know. I'm glad. I'm happy to dance on
their grave on this one. They suck. Suck it, Big
Bash sucks, Steve Smith sucks. Australia sucks.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Suck it all right, Okay, settled down? Goodness man, don't
worry what Australia has ever done to you. You're about
to go over there by the way. They might not
let you out in a month.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Time Love Australia.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
Have your social media keep coming up after six thirty.
Good news if you're a fan of the Hudson Cockie.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
Bear, Jerry and the Hoodiarchy, breakfast.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Time for you.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Later sport headlines thanks to Export Ultra the beer for here,
defending Olympic champion Zoey Sadowski Send It snowboard Slope style
finals been postponed ue to poor visibility, and somewhat ironically,
Maniah snow.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
That one always trips me out. It's like when the
sailing's abandoned for too much wind. It's like that isn't
this is what we wanted have rescheduled the event for tomorrow.
Too much snow for the skiing event.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Too much snow. What happens is it gets a bit slow.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Now what kind of bord is she on? Is it
designed for any specific type of weather?

Speaker 1 (15:40):
It's called a snowboard.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Okay, so you would think it would work on snow.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Problemise when you get through snow, everything softens down a
little bit, don't the voice of snow sport in this country.
I know what happens and there's too much snow.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
You can't get over the jumps. I got bigger.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
It's definitely nicer when you fall, that's for sure. New
Zealand have chase undred seventy four to beat Canada by
eight wickets for twenty nine balls to Spirit Crickets T
twenty World Cup in Chennai. We're going to be talking
to Ration Revendra more about that after seven point thirty.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
I'm looking forward to this, so it's good to talk
to him. My first question for Ratchen Revender, it's a
question I've always wanted to ask him, is a question
of nominative predeterminism. Jerry is, does the name you're given
at birth dictate what happens? To you throughout your life.
You know what I mean. His name is a portmanteau
of two different legendary cricketers, Ral Driver and Sachin ten Doca.

(16:36):
That's where Ratchen came from. Did he have a choice
growing up? Like was he allowed to be a school teacher?
Was he allowed to be a trade But did he
have to be a cricket player? This is my question
for the same thing happened to me. I was named
after Jeremy Coney that ended up being a cricket on
the and on television. Like Jeremy Cooney, you were predestined

(16:56):
to be a boring broadcaster who craps on about cricket.

Speaker 5 (17:00):
You also see his wife's you know.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Yeah I did. Yeah. We live in a simulation destined
to see those.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Meanwhile, knocked out of the tournament after the Zimbabwe Island
match was abandoned without a ball being Bold and Candy.
Such a great name for a place, Kendy. The Australians
now play a dead rubber against Omar.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
Awesome.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
Awesome, I know that's the last game of the round robin.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
That is great. Seriously going to take that game? How
humiliating activated Steve Smith for it? Ike him play it
two times.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Ember boxing champion Tyson Fury's going solo for his comeback
fight against a slam Beck.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Mak Muldov on April eleven.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
It's Chat two, BBC five's live podcaster as a Gauge
as Andreage will be slim.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
I don't need a trainer, I don't need a nutritionist.

Speaker 6 (17:48):
I don't need a mind coach.

Speaker 5 (17:49):
I don't need to sleep coach, and I definitely don't
need to stamp coach.

Speaker 6 (17:52):
Do all myself.

Speaker 5 (17:53):
Wow, listen, because.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
He's fighting like a plumber. I don't know who this goes.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Want some guy to put it in her to give
him some water and put some vests on his on
his eyebrows.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
Will you do that? I'd do that if you wanted
me to. Lets fly me over and do that slam
deck muchmud.

Speaker 6 (18:15):
Fight.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
Joseph Parker your cow it You know what I mean?
You thank You're the greatest of all times. You were
saying this was your favorite song off the Twilight album mate. Yeah,
and when the Twilight movies came out super Massive, black Hole.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Jumie Wells and the Nice do It, the Hodarchy Breakfast, Yes.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
That I did something else I know we've talked about before,
but I'd like to discuss it again because it's something
I don't really talk to people too much about, and
i'd like to know if the way I do it
is the way that other people do it, And it
is cleaning your shower? How do you guys clean your shower?
Do you hop in booty butt naked and clean that
thing while the shower's heads running?

Speaker 1 (18:51):
There's something I try to avoid doing, cleaning a shower,
all right, It's not something I love doing.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Yeah, I'd prefer to clean a toilet and a shower.
I suppose you get people for that, But.

Speaker 5 (19:02):
How do you well, I would always get in the shower,
have the shower first so there's less soap afterwards, and
then I would clean the shower. And yes, obviously, but naked,
that's right.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
You don't use a squeegee, do you? Well?

Speaker 5 (19:17):
Yeah, we use a squeege between every single Do you
know what sucks about it as the kids not using
the squeeges?

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Course they don't. Why Why would they use squeegee?

Speaker 5 (19:28):
Because it gets rid of the drips down the shower
and it helps prevent soap, scum and mold.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
But that's why it's meant to be. It's meant to
have Yeah, it's meant to have drips. It's a shower.

Speaker 5 (19:37):
Ironically, the squeegee now is covered in soap scum and mold.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Yeah, well, yeah, stupid. I'm just that's just so much edman.
I already I already consider the shower to be an
administrative issue, and I want that thing to be over
as soon as possible. In fact, sometimes I get stuck
in the shower thinking of, like, how much of a
ball ache it is going to be to jump out
and dry myself and brush my teeth and all that stuff.
How they bagged, so they ended up stuck in the

(20:02):
shower for another ten minutes because I'm just waiting for
you know, trying to put it off.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Is that your gift? That's the shower cleaner in your relationship?

Speaker 3 (20:09):
It is I. She will clean everything else, and she
will even clean the entire bathroom, which I find incredibly
passive aggressive, and then wait for me to clean the shower. Okay,
now that happened last week, so it's taken a week
for me to get around to actually cleaning the shower.
But there's a moment, there's a point in time when
you're cleaning the shower. We are on all fours and

(20:30):
the shower heads just gone right up, be freaking.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Scrubbing the shower.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
I'm just pat that right now.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
You paint a pretty on all fours like a bear.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
I got the like a beer that just come out
of hibernation. I've got the scrub daddy in one hand,
and then we've got some sort of eco friendly cleaning chemicals.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
So that's not going to work.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
No, it's just so that when it gets so, you're
not getting bleacher yourself or your booty button naked on
the floor of the shower.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
That's the problem because the only thing that really cleans
the shower in my experience.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
As bleach as shower power.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Yeah, and if you've ever smelt that stuff, you breathe
it out and it's.

Speaker 5 (21:11):
Like, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
It burns the nose here out of your nose, things
the nostrils. While we deal with that, actually, Willie sticks
it on three four ways. We even get a shower
dome turns turns the whole thing into a sauna of chemicals.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Oh, shower, do I.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Get so claustrophobic in a shower dome. It's terrifying.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
They're always trying to advertise those things to me, shower domes.
I really want me to buy a shower dome.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
I think that for like really cold frigid houses, we
can't afford for the steam to get out there. At least,
sticks to My wife brews up some sort of vinegar
based concoction to clean the shower of the glass, and
the shower here goes good.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah, you go baking soda and vinegar. I think that
is that's the natural way. The issue in my place
is that Tolsi is losing here at a rapid race. Yeah,
it has been for you know, twenty odd years since
I nine, And it ends up in the plug hole, dude,
and so it ends up flood the shower eventually. Yes,
but I'm sick of cleaning it out of there. I've

(22:03):
been cleaning over here for twenty years now. It's like,
so you'll hear you clean.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
It out, oh mate? Yeah, having a pull a ewok
out of the bottom of the drain thing. It's just
it's gross. It's gross.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
I wouldn't anyone running a loofer because you could run
the loafer ruder instead of actually using that ridiculous squeegee thing,
which if I go into a shower and I see
a squeegee thing. You ear the squeegy people on non
squeedgy people, and I've realized I can't look I think
you and I read it. We can't be friends anymore.
I can't be friends with the squeegee person.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
No neither. Someone's just text her on three for three
showered do mega claustrophobic?

Speaker 6 (22:38):
Awful?

Speaker 3 (22:39):
And this one if you and I almost crashed my
forkleft imagining your deep bend over.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Great news for fans of the Griffin's Cookie Bear, who
was dumped unceremoniously off the packets of the Chocolate Chippies
about a couple of years ago.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
I think it was about this time last year. I
remember the uproar the furor.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
The furry ferrari I like to pronounce the e the food. Yeah,
it used to be the Hudson cookie beer back in
the day.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
What what's the Hudson.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Well, Hudson used to be Griffins. Oh, so Griffins bought
Hudson because Hudson used to have those chocolate chip cokies
very different than the farm baked chocolate cokies.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
Right which came in the bag. They still make those,
Oh yeah, farm bake pemples. I don't really miss that
kind of stuff, but yeah, making the farm bake you
had the kid at school, you would see them dip
it into some bloody RaRo or something like that. They
get the farm baked cockie dip it into the rarow,
and I can't abide by that. Oh really Nah, Now
they're two separate flavors for me, you know, like I

(23:47):
don't like mixing sweet and savory. I know they're both sweet,
but orange juice.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
And chocolate, Nah, it's just more sugar for me. I
was into that, particularly, like freshly squeezed orange juice squeezed
were the chocolate chip cookie not a brownie though, not
like a brownie peanut brown.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
It's becoming a clear.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
So Griffins have seen it. It's starting to bring back
the cookie beer.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Yeah, but as we seid a lot of backlash this
time last year, and they said, we're getting rid of
the beer. Everyone with us has woken that's gone mad.
Why were they getting wet, bloody Porto Ricans at the
Super Bowl beer? I know? And so then they got
rid of it, and then everyone was like, no, we
quite like the beer, and so they brought it back.
You watch everyone and be like, we had the beer there. Well,
mur I'm just reading here.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
So Gryffins said the redesign would shift focus towards it
was when they got rid of the beer, it would
shift focus towards the brand and appeal to a wider
range of Kiwi biscuit.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Lovers, like why why getting rid of the beer?

Speaker 6 (24:46):
Nah?

Speaker 3 (24:46):
I kind of get it. I kind of get it
because I go down the I go down the cookie
aisle and I'm like, I'm in the mood for a cookie,
and then I'm looking on like these ones look good
and then I see the beer on it, and I'm like, nah,
absolutely not. I'm out. I will not eat these cookies
if they got this beer on it. And even I'm
not alone. So that's why they got rid of the
beer in the first place. What I want to know
that is surely they've got a beer mascot, you know

(25:06):
what I mean, like a costume or something like that.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Yeah, they do. And in fact, you know, the actual
beer itself a cocky bear itself. You know that the
old Hevo who's playing this weekend and push boshs front
man of Push Bosh, used to work with them. He
was the voice of the Griffin's cooky beer. That there
is Mikey Hevock. Wow As Now, I shouldn't say that

(25:31):
because that's.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Going to ruin a lot of kids.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
People have had what I want? What I want you, Well,
that's actually a beer.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
What I want you to understand. There is no kid
that's listening to this show or any other show, probably
remembers Mikey Havocks, that's true, or possibly the Griffins no memory.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
When Griffins were getting rid of I was suggesting that
they just get rid of the bow tie, that the
bow tie is just a bit of a creepy look,
and maybe just go with a new tie. He's the
spotted bow tie. It was out of fash.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Well, I've gotta be honest. Whatever the hell the Cookie
time cookie monster thing is. If that doesn't scare kids,
and there's no way this one will either. Yeah, so
that comes the cookie beer. Okay, good, So mark this down.
What's the date, the eighteen tenth of February. Yeah, we
defeated Wagner's Yep, that's right.

Speaker 11 (26:15):
Jerry and Mania The Darchy Breakfast Jerry and Mania joined
the conflict the Hodaki Breakfast discussion group.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
On Facebook for more So zoez He'd ask you sin.
It was meant to be on in the Slope Style
and the final of the women's Slope Style this morning
at one am. That was postponed. Luca Harrington was meant
to be competing in the Bigger Men's Freestyle skiing as well.
That was postponed because there was interestingly too much snow

(26:46):
it Lee joins us on the line, now the voice
of BBC Snow Sports, Good Morning d Too much snow
at the Winter Olympics.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
How does that work?

Speaker 6 (26:55):
Oh, it's fantastic.

Speaker 10 (26:56):
Means that everyone gets the day off and the resort's
got hardly anyone in it, so all the powder pigs
go out and stick there, not in the trough.

Speaker 6 (27:05):
It's fantastic.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
So you need to go and skier around the place
there with no competition on.

Speaker 6 (27:11):
Yeah, it's fantastic. There's like a couple of beginners and
then all of the fresh virgin snow is Actually that's
not strictly true, because you've got the world's best athletes
who can use it properly, but you're kind of racing
them fat. It's so good, much needed day off and
reset for everyone. I apologize if I'm out of breath.

(27:32):
I've had to climb about four stairs.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
You're a yeah, you're at eld Tuo. So Zoezedaski said
it was supposed to be going overnight our time here
in New Zealand, and that's been postponed. Do you know
when roughly they're looking to reschedule that because I think
there's more snow forecast, doesn't it.

Speaker 10 (27:49):
Yeah, So at the moment they're looking at running the
men at about eleven pm ENZ time this evening for you,
and then the women will run at about I think
one one thirty. So it's a proper alarm, of course,
but there's got a lot of snow to clear yet.

Speaker 6 (28:04):
It's still snowing here. Now.

Speaker 10 (28:06):
They are going to try and run I heard you
talking about Luca Harrington and men's big Air in Freezki.

Speaker 6 (28:11):
They're going to try and they're going to try and
run that in the next fifteen minutes. So we might
be on for that, but I do wonder there.

Speaker 10 (28:20):
Is a chance that they'll take qualification results for the
women's Bigger of Women's snowboard.

Speaker 6 (28:26):
Slope style, and that would mean Zoe takes a gold medal.

Speaker 10 (28:29):
It'll be a bit of a cheap shot by default,
but hey, it's gold medal, we'll take it.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Oh well, I didn't even think of that. Of course,
with the conditions could mean that you might not be
able to because I looked in another twenty centimeters and
you know may with my snow forecasting another twenty centimeters
that it looks like Thursday morning your time in.

Speaker 6 (28:51):
Yeah, it's going to be another massive powder day. The
Olympics is going to come to a standstill. But they
might sneak it away. I mean, or what New Zealand's
fifth biggest weather nerd Jeremy, So you can tell us,
but I do, I can cut. I see the same
thing out there. I think we're going to get a
little window tomorrow ahead of this next big dump of snow,

(29:13):
and they could squeeze out men's and women's slope style.
So Dame Mensis qualified in first place in the men's
So if they do cancel it, it's the best news
ever for New Zealand. Menzies gets gold and Zoe, he said,
gets gold. So I reckon pray for snots.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
Yeah, I think it's win win though either way. So
if it gets snowed off, we get it by default,
and if it doesn't, that going to go out there
and win it anyway.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
But you can tell you can tell us why can't
you run it when there's a whole lot of snow
that the free snow slows things down and you can't
get enough speed to get over the top of.

Speaker 6 (29:47):
The jumps, exactly, That's exactly.

Speaker 10 (29:50):
And the men have a little bit more mass, they
can generate a little bit more speed. But some of
the women will bring three four boards up there with
different wax setups on them just to make over the
jumps when it's good, when there's no wind and when
the snow's really hard, but when it gets soft and
slow like this, you're almost plowing a bit of snow.

Speaker 6 (30:09):
And you look at I mean.

Speaker 10 (30:11):
Annagasa, one of the older competitors, she I reckon.

Speaker 6 (30:15):
She's kind of maybe in the fifty low fifty kgs.
But Kocomo Morass friend of mine, celebrated with her after
the big air, and she said she picked her up
in a hug, and it was like picking up a
baby bird. She's got a sort of hollow bones and
waves about thirty eight kg if it's snows. She doesn't
sound a chance.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
Talk to. This is the biggest story coming out of
the Winter Olympics across the weekend and enter this week.
There's the ten thousand condoms dished out to the athletes
that seem to have been used up already. Sounds like
someone's using them in the background here. What happened? What's
the latest on the condoms? Have the stock's been restarted?

Speaker 10 (30:56):
Apparently the village has been restocked up here in the vino.
But the main culprits, as there's always been the case
of the French.

Speaker 6 (31:05):
Oracious lovers, apparently they're the main culpridge. No one can
rain them in.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
So would it killed them to bring their own condoms
across the border? I mean it's not that far from France, surely, No.

Speaker 6 (31:17):
But branded Olympic condoms. That's the hell of a chat
up line.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
I see. So they are branded Olympic people are just pocketing.
I can see what I can see what's going on there?

Speaker 6 (31:28):
Have you made great gloveliners?

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Have you got your hands on any hed.

Speaker 6 (31:35):
I might have done? Yeah? But mind yet? Mindor pure souvenirs?

Speaker 3 (31:42):
It? Thank you?

Speaker 1 (31:43):
So much for your time this morning, Italy the voice
of BBC Snow Sports.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
Enjoy the Snow.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
I hope you get out there again, Joyce and Powder,
Jury and the.

Speaker 10 (31:53):
Night the Breakfast or New Zealand sit through the side
to the midwork at fence, New.

Speaker 8 (32:02):
Zealand woe wickets and so doing.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
They put the ticket with the super eights, so unlike
Australia the black Caps through to the Super eights at
the World T twenty. In India, there were a couple
of nervy moments I guess you could say against Canada
last night, especially when that nineteen year old scored a
record breaking one hundred after a couple of early workouts.
Glen Phillips Rasianravendra put on an unbeat and one hundred

(32:28):
and forty six run stand to guide New Zealand home
and joining us on the phone now from g and
I for end of the show ration, Ravendra, Is that
fair to say? Were there a couple of nervy moments
against Canada last night?

Speaker 6 (32:39):
Ration?

Speaker 9 (32:40):
Yeah, I guess so they put us under pressure, but
n I think we're pretty confident.

Speaker 8 (32:44):
I mean, you guys had to get the Australia jive
in there.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Early. We'll get back to the game of second I
this is a question I've always wanted to ask you.
So your name is two names jam together, right, rail
Dragon and sach In Tin Doka. Is that right?

Speaker 8 (32:57):
Yep, that's right.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Did you ever want to be like a sh for
something or was it just written in the stars that
you had to go and play cricket?

Speaker 6 (33:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (33:04):
My parents crystal ball all those years ago. Yeah, I
don't know.

Speaker 9 (33:09):
It's sort of just luckily it's the way it worked out.
I didn't didn't quite envision it. It just happened, and
I took lucky. I took a liking to cricket. Would
have been a bit awkward if I was a chef
and go. You names unique where to come from?

Speaker 3 (33:22):
So what's the plan now for the black Caps?

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Where? What are the next games ahead?

Speaker 9 (33:28):
We hit to Sri Lanka and then I think we
played Pakistan next.

Speaker 8 (33:32):
It's like a Super eight type format.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Right, so you've got to go to Sri Lanka.

Speaker 8 (33:36):
Yeah, so all our Super eight games are in Sri Lanka.

Speaker 9 (33:38):
So we've got three Pakistan, Sri Lanka and well, actually
I don't know Pakstana fully qualified yet, but that'll probably
be how it is one more England.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
England, Yeah, and probably Pakistan, so playing is Canada. There's
been quite a few teams in this tournament that I
don't know how best to describe them, but you know
they're not the tier one test playing nations.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
The best way of scribem and IRUs. You've never thought
that anybody plays cricket in case.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
I didn't know that Oman had cricket patches. In fact,
I've been to a man I never saw a cricket patch.
What's the preparation. Mine's quite nice, it is. Yeah, now
that's cool. It's very like it's a desert. There's some
cool like canyons and caves and little rivers and things
like that. It's a beautiful little Middle Leestens country.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
There's not a blade of grass to be saying.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
I didn't see any grass. I saw some goats. What
the hell are inning? I got no idea because there
is no grass over there. I saw the odd football
patch that you do all around the world, but no
cricket patches. But when you're coming up against teams that
are sort of lowered down the rankings, does your preparation
change at all? Do you guys talk about it? Because
certainly at high school. When you're playing a ship at
high school, you're just like, oh, let's not worry about

(34:44):
it all, waste these guys and then bounce. But for
you guys, you know, in the professional era, how do
you guys think of those games going into them.

Speaker 9 (34:51):
I think it's it's more so in cracket because as
soon as you start taking cricket, for granted, mother crickets
sits you on your on your buck.

Speaker 8 (34:59):
So we try not the temp fate or tempt God
so much.

Speaker 9 (35:02):
I guess it's for us it's always talking about not
taking teams lightly obviously and playing the way we want
to play because also it's the key we weigh right.
We're not hopefully two arrogant people. We just got to play,
play the game in front of us and hope it
gets us in the right situation. It's been a little
bit of unknown, I think, and that's that's quite cool
about those Associate nations coming through as well. They're playing
such good cricket and pushing each each of the bigger

(35:24):
nations per se.

Speaker 8 (35:25):
You know, it's it's great for the game, I think so.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Darri much just standing in for Mitchell Saner, the captain
I heard he had a dodgy burger.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Do we know what was in that burger?

Speaker 9 (35:34):
And you know what's quite funny is we always give
Sander a little bit for having a weak immune system.
There was four of us who had the exact same burger,
and only one man went down.

Speaker 8 (35:44):
So I don't know, I don't know what the logic
is there.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Yeah, I've heard he's got a glass guts. Yeah that's
what I heard.

Speaker 8 (35:50):
Yeah, and he's also the bergerman. He has a burger
any day he can so yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
So say you're somewhere with amazing cuisine, say well, for example, India, Srilanka,
these places. Is he the guy that will always just
try and find the hot dog, fish and chips burger
sort of thing as opposed to the local cuisine.

Speaker 9 (36:07):
He's actually a right but he'll always find a way
to sneak in a burger once every two three days.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
I had a lot of burgers. I don't look like
much that. I don't want to know what his secret is.

Speaker 9 (36:15):
He's got the bar some talism or that weird body
he's got, I don't know, alien looking.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Yeah, a weird body, isn't it. I was going to
say those feet are massive.

Speaker 9 (36:24):
I wasn't talking those feet, but if that's where you're going,
then that's fine.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Well no big feet and whether slightly sort of a
strange back situation with.

Speaker 9 (36:31):
Really I was more thinking that. But he's an absolute athlete,
like a spider monkey. He's the body in weird Mate,
weird ways.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Spider monkey is a great way to put it is.
Here's all arms and leagues, isn't he Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
But he's a freak.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Apparently he can do everything. He's really good at darts,
good at pool and darts.

Speaker 9 (36:48):
He annoys me with with with how good he is
it stuff. Just like also his batting of late as well,
just like he just rocks on up with his long
seat vest on and just pumps bombs, which is which
is great for us, I mean, chipper.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
Yeah, that's good when nest on your team, but this
against it'd be infuriating.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Well, good luck with everything traveling to Sri Lanka. Speak
hereful of the burghers and and best of like with
the rest of the tournament.

Speaker 8 (37:11):
Man, thank you guys.

Speaker 11 (37:13):
Jerry and the hot Ikey Breakfast. Jerry and Mini the
hot Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Time for it's academic. It is a call now, oh,
eight hundred Hidachy, that's oh, eight hundred forty eight seventy five.
If you want to play, you just got to get
three questions right out of five.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
It's pretty simple. That's pretty simple, mate. And if you
do that then you want a fifty dollars Bunnings about
you so you can get amongst the Bunnings tool takeover.
But not only that, your name easton to the vaunted
uh it's academic role of honor, which we added Saint
Peter's in Auckland to the mix just yesterday.

Speaker 6 (37:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
St John's, Francis Douglas, Mackenzie Sagond, Cheerley Boys, Newland's Huewey
To College, Hot Valley and Titan Boys shall get a
Lee from Pooka co this morning. Good morning Lee?

Speaker 1 (37:56):
How are you?

Speaker 6 (37:57):
I'm good boys? You?

Speaker 3 (37:58):
Yeah? Good Lee?

Speaker 1 (38:00):
What school are you representing today?

Speaker 6 (38:01):
Lee? High School?

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Booker co here high School?

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Good high School?

Speaker 6 (38:07):
Lee?

Speaker 3 (38:07):
What what was the strength of Poka High?

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (38:11):
Well, there's really only one strengthen that with Eric Murray Ah,
Yeah high school boy.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Yeah, was Wendy Petree an old girl of Pokah High?

Speaker 6 (38:23):
Oh not not that I know of. No, didn't see
your hanging up in the hall there and we were
on the photos.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Maybe she was Papa Cuta. Oh, she could have been
oft confused, Lee.

Speaker 6 (38:36):
I think Savage might have gone a poky high briefly
as well.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Please give it up for Savage. Yeah, it's all good.
It's all good if you come to my hood. Right,
let's get into it, Lee. You just got to get
three questions right. Fifty dollars Bunnings voucher up for Grebs.
Of course, there's no point in passing because we won't
come back to the question.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
Sweet.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
First question for Lee. It wasent in Pooker Cory High School.
An alest Coburger won what color medal for New Zealand
at the Winter Olympics in nineteen ninety two.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Gold, No, it was a silver.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Paunch and John were the main characters on What Police TV.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Series The Chips. Yes, there we go.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
In two thousand, Richie Barnett broke his jewel when he
collided with which Australian league player.

Speaker 6 (39:22):
Oh path.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
What was the name of the butler of the French
Prince of Balair series? Oh?

Speaker 6 (39:33):
Alfred?

Speaker 1 (39:34):
No, Unfortunately you can't take it out. The final question
was it's Jeffrey. The final question was who was the
New Zealand Prime Minister after Jenny Shipley.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
You'll probably get that one right, Lee. No, he came
in after the shape Helen Clarke.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
No, Whendill Sailor collided with Richie Quickstep Barnett who broke
his daw In two thousand.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Las Coburger won silver, not gold. And that's really unfortunate
because I wanted to put Pockacoe High attended by Eric
Murray maybe savage, but not Wendy Petrie, onto the roll
of honor. But not to be bad luckily.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Thanks very much for listening and thanks for playing this morning.

Speaker 6 (40:15):
Lee.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
That's going to jackpot to one hundred bucks tomorrow. It's
another victim of the mediocre New Zealand education system.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
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Now, there's been a number of terrible weather events around
the country over the last month or so.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
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Speaker 1 (40:32):
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Chris Branda Lino. Welcome to the show, Chris, Oh, what's
going on?

Speaker 7 (40:53):
Yeah, look, we're in Lynina. So for those listening like,
what the heck is Lynina? It's the opposite of El Nino,
which I think most of us have heard of, and
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tends to load the dice to get these weather systems
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the tropics, and when our weather comes from the north,
airflows weather systems, that's when we really run the chance
of getting these high end rainfall events, and that's what
we've seen.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
I'm a big fan of Lenina. I quite like there's
work at the halftime Super Bowl Sha what is this
bugs Bunny. I feel like everybody's talking about how this
has been one of those when some as we you've
barely hit some of there's been Ryan, there's been no
sorts of storms as you've seen. Is this at a

(41:56):
character for this time of the year or is it
just is that about a racing.

Speaker 7 (42:02):
Look, I think it depends on where you're listening from.
So for those across the South Island, even the Lower
North Island, it's it's been sort of a lackluster summer.
It's been not many days of really warm temperatures. Now December,
which seems like ages ago, that was a really warm
and dry month, particularly for the North Island, unusual dryness

(42:23):
in fact, and we had some really spiky temperatures in
December for the east of both islands. But since then
a month of the South Island really hasn't had persistent warmth.
They've had some frustrating I guess periods of weather where
it kind of warms up and you get these cooler temperatures,
and I think for the Lower North Island and Wellington
that's to be said. Now in terms of other locations

(42:45):
like the Bay of Plenty. Look, these big rainfall events
do happen during summer, particularly when we're in Lannini. Doesn't
happen every year every summer, like obviously in the early
twenty twenties, twenty twenty one, twenty twenty two and twenty
three Gabrielle and Auckland Anniverse in twenty twenty three, that
was Alninia. So we know from history that when there

(43:05):
are certain things at Mother nature steering wheel, that's a
climate driver that does sort of favor certain outcomes, doesn't
guarantee them. And of course in the background there's climate change,
so you know, they get these big weather events which
have always happened, but in the context of climate change.
What climate change does because when you have a warmer earth,
there's more water vapor. Water vapor is fuel for rang,

(43:26):
so climate change and that doesn't cause these events, but
what it does makes it more likely, makes it more frequent,
and makes them more intense.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Delno, you predicted that it was going to be a
La Nina summer. So it must be hard for you
because on one hand you must be like I told you, sir,
and on the other hand you're like, yeah, I feel
sorry for you because there's a whole lot of flooding.

Speaker 7 (43:47):
Oh there's there's no question. And in fact, I was
speaking to another journalist on Radio New Zealand r and
Z there was an article if we can I frea
can cross media boundaries there, you know, anxiety people get anxiety,
and my personal sense is that there is a bit
of a tightrope. You know, after a big weather event,
that's not the time to use an American to spike

(44:09):
the football. You know, you have to have the empathy
and you have to understand that this really affects people.
The good news is, gentlemen, is that there's going to
be a nice break in the weather. The rest of
February is going to be generally dry, so we're gonna
find Look that's not to say the be zero rain.
There'll be a bit of rain maybe tomorrow for south
Land in the Cargo Gore, we'll see some showers, some rain,

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but from much of the country the next sort of
ten days or so, very little rain. However, we got
to watch March. March is looking like it could be
a very looks like there could be multiple opportunities for
some more weather events coming from the north. It's not
locked in, it's not etched in stone, but it's certainly
worthy of watching that as we get into even early March,

(44:55):
as you know, the start of March first week, there
could be sort of a window of opportunity for lack
of a better term, And then as we proceed through mice.
There could be other opportunities for our air, our weather
to come from the north, and that does increase the
odds for these these events.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Chris Brandolino from Earth Sciences, New Zealand. Always a great pleasure,
Thanks for your time this morning.

Speaker 11 (45:16):
Jerry in the night the hold I keep Breakfast too short?

Speaker 3 (45:20):
That song just to pull the curtain back and show
you how the sausages made. That song White Stripes fell
in Love with the Girl is famous in the radio
industry because it is one minute and forty six seconds long. Now,
if you're going to get caught out and you might
get turned on and been broiled in a hot mic situation,
that's a song that's going to do it to you.
You may inadvertently drop an fbom.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Yeah, that one in song too by Blur, which is
also a minute fifty three I believe well punishingly short?

Speaker 3 (45:46):
Was it me ordered?

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Chris Brandolino from Earth Sciences, New Zealand, Drop and f bomb?

Speaker 3 (45:51):
It's not just you. We've had a couple of texts
through on three four eight three? Was that an fbom?
And then another one that was a mean fbom?

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Can I just say nothing wrong with dropping their bomb?
I personally have no problem with dropping their form. I mean,
obviously people people say, well, children will hear this, but
I mean most children nowadays have heard yes the if word.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
That's right, and.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
If they hear it on the radio, not such a
bad I mean I personally try not to drop it.
A while back, I did accidentally drop one. You've dropped
a number over the years, min.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
I have, yeah, one of them within about fourteen days
of starting on this show, and it was something around
you were trying to get me to sun my perenium
in some sort of brutal hazing ritual. Here it is here.
You know, if I'm going to be doing head stands
in my backyard or my neighbor's looking straight up my loops,

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you just.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
Coach.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
Then you realize, oh, look, if anything, I'm guilty of
just feeling too comfortable, too at home with you and
the Hodaki audience.

Speaker 5 (46:51):
Due don't forget, Jerry, you dropped one during the news
as well.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
We want to give them a bit of experience playing
at Carter Farms Park or wherever the name is.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
There anything better than an inadvertedive film on the radio.
It is one of the all timers. It's never us
swearing at anyone or calling anyone anything. It's always just
it's a descriptive, it's a placeholder. I've had a couple
of shockers on the commentary as well. Just as he
wanders back into the iff and line, Hazel's leaped to

(47:28):
Brando's defense. Here apparently he said, in fact, maybe we've
all misheard it. Oh quite possibly.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
I mean he's a professional, Chris Brandolena.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
And someone sent us a link to our own podcast.
Don't worry, we'll clip that and we will do a
full deep dive on the podcast this morning after the
shirt Jerry and.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
Mid Night the hot Key Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
That's right, the game where we name five one on people.
You have to tell us whether.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
We've got two callers on the line going head to
hear day from christ Church is call number one.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
Good morning day.

Speaker 6 (48:07):
Good morning gentlemen.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
You're involved in appliant's rentals. Let us correct what is
the most popular appliants to rent date?

Speaker 6 (48:15):
Ah, fridges and washing machines pretty much, Yeah, the main ones.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Neceses, Yeah, fridges, man, fridges, loom large over this show,
we've got about five thousand fridge technicians and now Dave's
renting fridges. It's getting out of control. What's going on
with community?

Speaker 11 (48:30):
Dave, a lot of students this year, so that's been
really good for us.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
It's quite a good way of doing it. Is it
not renting? How much does it cost to rent a fridge?

Speaker 6 (48:39):
It's just well, we get a student student deals. They're
getting a good deal about twelve dollars a week.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
Reasonable.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
That's quite good.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
That's very very What stated they when you get a
fridge back from a student.

Speaker 6 (48:53):
Ah, To be honest, we don't give them the best ones,
but we get them average ones that most have looked.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Yes, okay, it's good to hear, right. Dave, would you
like to test your buzzer? It's your name. You're going
up against Tom from Morning Tom. I believe you're an entrepreneur.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Boys, can can you spell entrepreneur?

Speaker 6 (49:15):
What's the leaders? Will be on the right track?

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Yeah, I think you're probably right there, Tom, Tom, you've
done better than.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
Tom.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Could you test your buzzer please? It's your name to
the stuff Tom versus Dave, Thomas versus David.

Speaker 6 (49:36):
First person to be in the market for a fridge.
We could always have options.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
You guys can have a chat about this offia. Thanks
very much. We're going to get into the game.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
First person buzz and if you think you know whether
this person's did orrive. Best known for starring in the
Crocodile Dundee movies, Paul Hogan.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
Tom, Tom got in there before Tom.

Speaker 6 (50:01):
Paul Hogan. I think he's long gone. Tom Dave alive.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
He's actly six years old, Paul Hogan, Crocodile Dune.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
There. Oh jeez, I'm going to count these. Don't which
one he's got that is that you, Dave? You've got
that one direct they've got that. You haven't got it Tom,
but he got it wrong. Yeah, thanks, wake up. But
time plenty of time, one job, plenty of time. Don't
worry about that, okay.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Person number two former Deputy Prime Minister Minister of Finance
in New Zealand, Sir Michael Cullen did her alive day, Dave,
Sir Michael Colors alive, Tom, Sir Michael Culins.

Speaker 6 (50:44):
Bobby Goody or would say good, but the poor fellow's passed.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
He's dead.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Died twenty twenty one, age seventy made exactly.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
You've leveled the scores.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Yeah, this is good, okay. H Davis is Tom once
married to Michael Jackson, daughter of Elvis Presley, Lisa Marie
Tom Lisa Marie Prisley is he's still keking brother, Dave.
Lisa Marie Prisley is. That's right.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
Three three.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
We were onto it, all right.

Speaker 6 (51:27):
That's all up to here, mate.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Person number four number for playing iceman and top gun.
Val Kelma did her alive? H Dave val Kilma, He
certainly passed away.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
He is dead.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
He died at six five days days on three consecutive.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
Own goals and then.

Speaker 6 (51:55):
A game mate, A game exactly brilliant.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
I think it was just a game of one half
to be honest.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Good on you and we'll leave you two to chat afterwards,
and maybe Dave can sort time out with a fridge
a sort of gentlemen all right, Thanks day, Thanks Tom,
thanks for working.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
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Speaker 2 (52:20):
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The Hurdarchy Breakfast podcast.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
That's herd Fighters on radio headque I see this morning.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
The Food Fighters have announced that they're coming to New
Zealand And January twenty twenty seven.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
Full Fighter's two gigs.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
One at Western Springs and Auckland and one at Tikkha
and christ Church the new Stadium in christ Church.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
I watched them at Mount Smart last time. They came
in the pouring rain and that was one of the
greatest gigs I've ever been to in my life. So
I'm looking forward to that. I actually kind of hope
that it rains at Western Springs as well. That just
adds to the whole thing. Watching Dave gros soaking we
shred AND's guitar getting little electric shocks off that.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Thing something about a week, oh yeah, which excites a
lot of people.

Speaker 5 (53:03):
It's not gonna matter if it rains and crush tips.
That was it because they got a roof on.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
That's how rooms were. I was listening to a podcast
the other day with Dave Grohl from the concert that
I was just talking about, and he does a podcast,
or did a podcast. He was a guest on Nora
Jones's podcast. Remember naur Jones.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Nora Jones, she's pianists, smooth, sultry.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
Sounds incredible and so she's come up with an idea
for a podcast. If you're looking for a recommendation, I
can't recommend this highly enough. She sits down with musicians.
They have a yarn, they have a gas bag, she's
at a piano and then they just break out into
song whenever they feeling it. It's incredible. So there's an
episode with Dave Grohl I reckon, that's you jumping off point.
It's an excellent episode. But she also did one with

(53:47):
Josh Homy just this week. Have he listened to this.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Here to break?

Speaker 3 (53:55):
Just see how fun and well? Quickly becoming one of
my favorite new podcasts.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
They've got a beautiful combination of voices.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Those two haven't made that. It's so different. Yeah, And
they did a Frank Sinatra song as well later on.
So during the podcast, she's going on, you know, I
wanted to play all these songs of yours. I'm such
a big fan, and he goes, I don't want to
play any of my songs. I wanted to play some
other stuff, And so they get into a bit of
Frank Sinatra and he agrees to be a guest host

(54:36):
on the show down the track. So yeah. Podcast recommendation
for this morning is the Naura Jones plays a long
podcast sixty six sixes.

Speaker 11 (54:46):
Jerry Edman, The hold Ikey Breakfast just before I gave
you guys a podcast recommendation, The Nora Jones podcast was
also just randomly on the way into work this morning,
listening to an interview with Chris Hemsworth.

Speaker 3 (54:59):
You may remember him from Home and Away. He played
Kim for a number of years, great rig, one of
the all time rigs. And you know, the other day
I got home, my missus goes, there's a new show
on Disney and it's Chris Hemsworth going around doing stuff.
I don't even know. I can't even remember what the
bloody point of the show was. But we watched every
episode of that on half speed.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
I bet you did well. Interestingly, when we go to
Byron Bay, we can do a little bit of a tour.
Chris Hemsworth has a place in Byron Bay?

Speaker 3 (55:26):
Is that right? Bag sucker of a place? Yeah? Going
looking through the window he was talking about he was
lamenting the fact that because he was Kim from Home
and Away so early in his life, he never got
the chance to go backpacking around Europe and hitchhiking. He
really wanted to go hitchhiking for some reason. I don't know,
have you ever ever been hitchhiking?

Speaker 1 (55:44):
I've never done any hitchhiking.

Speaker 3 (55:46):
No, no, I haven't.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
I have caught buses. I've always tried it sort out
my own transport. Basically, I don't know. I like to
know that I can get from one place to another.
I don't want to be relying on the kindness of strangers.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
No, you don't want to be relying on the kindness
of strangers. You must have you ever picked up a headshiker.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
That I have picked up headshikers heaps, actually, I and
going up mountains, particularly that one times you find your
skis at the bottom of the mountain and if you
got room in the car.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
Actually, now that you say that, that is the only
time I've hitchhiked was up to Kadrona. Oh yeah, but
I think it is a part of the culture, isn't it. Yes,
you get what you do.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
Yeah, I see a lot of hitchhikers down the bottom there.
But it used to be a big thing in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
Big thing, big thing. I think that Wolf Creek movie
probably ruined it for a lot of people. But I
driving back from UNI for the holidays and stuff, I
would always pick up headshikers. They would do that cunning
stunt of there would be a girl standing on the
side of the road, you pull over, three German dudes
jump up out of a bush, and now all of
a sudden you're at the Maraki boulders taking photos of
them all. But one night I was driving home. I

(56:50):
worked on a farm. We did like sixteen hour milkings,
and so that means I would milk at like i'd
be I'd finished milking at like one or two in
the morning, and so I was driving home one and
there was a guy hitchhiking on the side of the
road and I saw him, and I was like, if
I don't pick him up, no one's going to pack
this guy up. So I picked him up and went
to drive him into town. But as soon as I
picked him up, I realized the madness of what I

(57:11):
was doing and packing a random guy up at one
in the morning, And so as soon as he sat down,
there was like a glow from the dashwoods, so we
couldn't really see each other. So I just set up
nice and stroke lowered the voice a couple of octors. Goodkay,
there you go. What brings you out here? One in
the morning? Mate? He had been to mbercargo him back
twice in that day he was going through a bad

(57:31):
breakup with his messus and he'd gone down to Macago
to see her. She told him the bugger off, and
somehow I ended up backing in Vericago and then back
on State Hallway one just outside way mate.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
Him one day and one day it's some kind of
hitchhiking record.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
It must be, I know, but also I know, And
then I was like, well, so he's clearly gonna kill
me here, but he didn't, so I got away with it.
But yeah, that's probably my sketchiest headchhoking story. Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
Nowadays I think there's a lot less of it, I
got to say. And once upon a time, of course,
you can't do it on a motorway, And nowadays there's
a lot of a lot of the Upper North Island anyway,
particularly south of Auckland, a lot of it's just motorway.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
What about ubers they would have killed, They would have
killed head sharking as well. Yep, what is ubering if
not head choking exactly? It's just organized hait shriking.

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