May 7, 2026 • 17 mins
Today on the pod the guys talk about Tyson Fury's new reality TV show, and delve deep into the ins and outs of school - would you forego an otherwise good school if they didnt have enough toilets?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Daily bespoke content that you won't find on the radio
show The Hood I Keep Breakfast podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
That's good morning, Welcome along to the podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Any foot jobs this morning, Joe?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
No foot jobs and no more information on footjob Friday.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
You've been ghosted by those guys, by one of them
who parents.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
No, it's a guy his parents got it on. But
the actual sock the sock job you ghost me? It
was sock job. It was the guy who was the
recipient of the sock job's birthday last week.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
A happy birthday time.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I gave him a sock. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
I was going to say, how decelerate? I love coming
in the morning and checking the text machine.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
What do you got?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Thanks for asking?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
I got eleven o'clock at night last night. Did you
know you can tell a guy as a prolific master
about it by looking at his hands.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
When you do this, you will generally see a wedding ring.
Look at my hands. Yeah, I got there.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
We go?
Speaker 5 (01:01):
There you go?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Checks out, don't.
Speaker 6 (01:03):
It checks out? Sometimes some reason, my gosh.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Doesn't work out? From that works out? From Yeah, it
does work out.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
I'm I'm probably a few episodes away from the end
of the Furies.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Are you yeah serious two?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Serious two? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Series two. Okay, I might think I'm only on Serious
one still Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Right, Oh well then I won't do you won't spoil
what happens. No, although he does die at the end
of the sea, yeah he does. Boxes Yeah, well, I
don't know that could be that could be a spoiler
as well.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Really he might not.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
He's currently training, right, He's currently training for about his
en camp yep, very camp.
Speaker 7 (01:47):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Like, how come his brother like his brother and him? Right?
Is that the same? Is that the same mother?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Tommy?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (01:55):
That's how come one of them is so good looking
and the other one is not at all? Yeah, Like,
how could two brothers be so different in their attractiveness?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Yeah? Different moms, different moms, That's what's going on.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
That makes sense, John Fury, those dad both gypsy John
Furry Yep, yep, here's the father of both.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
That's why they're far apart in age, right.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
I think Tommy's like I was born nineteen ninety was
a twenty seven, yeah, and then Tyson's about thirty seven
thirty eight again.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Okay, Yeah, I wondered because you don't see any there's
no mention of the mum at all, and the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
There's no mention of a few people in that show.
That one always if you catch that shit.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
As the show goes on, you're like, hold on because
there's seven kids and they talk to probably three maybe
two of them. Yeah, which I suppose you're not going
to ask a two year old for their thoughts.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
But Adonas, Yeah, Adonas has got some thoughts. H Yeah,
Donas has got someone.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Oh fuck, every time she yells out to Venezuela increases
me on the couch.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I just you can see what that Venezuela.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Venezuela put his school shoes on, because she as.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Good that she can remember their names. Oh, there's a
lot of you.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
You can name all seven of them.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Donas, Venezuela, Venetia, Athena, Tutti.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Yeah, it's fine, Prince.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
And there's one more. There's a new one that I
don't that it hasn't been born yet.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
And ah yeah, Rico, Rico Rica will be that spoiler, sorry,
Rica will be that baby's name.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Fury and I love that just a shiphold town that
they love it.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
There's no amount of money that you could give that
guy that would change his life at all. Like he's
got all those flesh cars in there, he doesn't drive them, No,
he drives, drives the passette, he drives the ninety nine
VW Pissett.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yeah. How much money has he got, like how much
he's made heaps?
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Yeah, spend heaps?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
No, No, he hasn't.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
I thought he thought he had on his drug addiction.
That's right, That's what I remember back in the day.
You can't why I know he's obviously made a whole
heap of money.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
You can't spend that much money on a drug addiction
over there, because you.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Were saying it's way cheaper and England.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Wow, yeah, what are you? What are you paying for
a beggie.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Two hundred million two hundred million plus as of twenty
twenty six.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Okay, yeah, you can't, you can't spend No.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
What if he was very generous with his friends on
a night out, Nah, very generous.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Beggies are like sixty pounds.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I don't even know if that.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
In England you say, yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Sixty pounds for a beggie reach out one hundred and
one hundred bucks New Zealand. So you know, you go
through a beggie a night. Maybe if you're lucky.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah, you did ten bags in a night. That's a
thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
You've still got fucking one hundred ninety nine million, nine
hundred and.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
No way reader on Friday. There is pylon Friday.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Look you do the math ground find out Friday.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
You're a mathematician, bro.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Yeah, but I'm obviously not a massive drug addict Jerry. Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
He doesn't live in a big house like that house.
That's big, but it's not like it's modest.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
It's it's.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Yeah, and it's on the highway too, and ever run
in town Nsary lives. I can't get a read on
how big that town is, but he's always lived there.
It's a ship hole.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
He's making six million. If he invested the two hundred
million and it got him three percent.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, so that's just a term deposit.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah, she wouldn't have done He would be making more
than that. But that's he's making six million a year
in interest.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Without all of their parents.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
That by three sixty five, he's making sixteen thousand, three hundred,
four hundred and thirty eight dollars.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
One hundred and sixty bagg. It's a roundred and twenty.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I think it's a lot. It's a lot of four
hundred dollars a day, just an interest, right, And that's
so he's not he's not losing his money.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Okay, okay, it doesn't check out then, no it doesn't.
I'm just going back to brinked. I can't go back
to school.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Did you do mess with stats? Yes?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I did?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Actually did you go well? No? No, I did it
all right.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
I think I got seventy something?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Oh at school?
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Yeah? Nah, I didn't do it at university.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Have you have you ever employed the calculus? No, I
can calculus. I liked chemistry, didn't like physics. I liked stats,
didn't like calculus.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Chemistry.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Yeah, yeah, I did do chemistry mainly because our physics
teacher was an ass Now it was an asshole.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Okay, I like physics, but yes, I didn't do it.
I liked it in fourth for I.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Did calculus in seventh because the the math teacher and
sex form said to me, actually said to my mum,
your son's got a girft. Nah, he goes, I don't
think this guy should be doing math.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
And what he what?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
He goes, Well, why want you to do a difficult one?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
That's ouch.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Yeah, he said you shouldn't. Well, this wasn't sex form
before seventh form. He was just like, I just don't
think he should.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
He should do it.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
And in my mind at the time, I took that
as a fuck you, and so I was like, Oh,
shouldn't I watch me fucking do it and get excellence
in it? Just as an if you to you and
fuck up my whole syventh form because it was otherwise
pretty cruizy year, except that I was also doing calculus.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
And what he meant.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
What he meant was your your son's future is not
going to be in maths. He's not going to become
a mathematician. He's certainly not going to study this going forward.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
It's just such an oal from you.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
So so he's probably better off doing something else next year.
And who was helping you? A massive waste of time?
Speaker 4 (08:01):
And I took that as a fucking dumb cut and
I was like, oh, is that. Oh I'm going to
sit front row in your class every fucking day and
I'm going to ace calculus. Yeah, it was such a
waste of my own fucking man, it was foindless because
how hard I had to work versus everyone else in
the class because it was right.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Numbers don't come naturally to me.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
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Speaker 2 (08:33):
I was lucky enough to give up maths. I thought
that I was terrible at mass. What actually happened was
I wasn't. I just I just I just switched off a.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Bit in six form, yes, And you can't to do
that at that level.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
You've got to remember every bit and then and then,
and at MATS is like a few You can't skip.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
A bit now because it's all building on itself. So
then tomorrow what you learned yesterday you need to employ
to solve this next one. And you were like, what
the fuck's X again?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
No one told me that, nah, And I've told my
kids that and as a result, they've done a lot
better mess than what I did. But I actually was
okay at it. But I thought I was terrible at it.
But it wasn't. I was just as I'm not paying
attention at certain bits, I'd switch off and on. Yeah, yeah,
and sexth form was a disaster. I came sickond to
last in the form damn dumb, which is quite impressive,
and then my but but I was really trying to
(09:22):
come sick in the last if I you know, I
was really trying hard.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Can you not say damn dumb, cunt right when I've
had a big swig of coffee because it nearly nearly
went on the disk?
Speaker 8 (09:33):
Well, you know what I want to do next time
you have coffee. Nowadays, I could not be on the
radio show then, So yeah, I was an impressive. I
really really tried hard to go as badly as I
possibly could, because.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
You could have a subject that didn't count when I
was at school, because we did six subjects and you
could have only five counter top five years Oh really, yeah,
certificate one of.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Those genuinely waste of time then.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah, most schools only did five. But at the school
I went to, there were a bunch of counts, so
they decided that we'd do sex.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Was one of them. Religious studies though it was an
extra one.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
No, it was religious studies, but there was just an
extra you know, nobody actually there was no exam or anything.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
Yeah, I may be misremembering in my fifth form year,
which nine ninety four. I know, bro, we only counted
last year. We only counted the top four in your
fifth form year, and I feel like we had two
free hits and your fifth form year. In my fifth
form year, we had six.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
And they all counted in school. Cee, yeah you did school.
See yeah, I did school. See yeah, did pretty well?
They all counted, did you?
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Yeah? Pretty well? Man. I think I was like the
third highest boy in.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
My school, were you Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
There were four of them.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
So I had an interesting situation in at Wan Collegiate
that was my sex form because apart from that mass
which was I came second to last year, I did
reasonably one of my other subjects and I got but
at the end of the year I also got a
scholars tie. So the at the end of the year
(11:05):
they accumulated all of the marks and if you got
I think under twelve, I think it was a twelve
and your top and your top five, then you got
a scholars tie. So I got expelled and then a
scholars tie arrived in the mail about a month later. Nice,
So that was a good effort from me.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Never wore it.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
No, it's a real shitter to because the scholars tie
was a good TI. My school, you had different ties
for things you had like scholars TI, prefect.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Tie tie, Lgonam tie, the hog tie.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
No, there was no everyone just knew everyone knew who there.
It was a boarding school. Yeah, ah right, yeah, can everyone.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
A boarding school? Phenomenon? The phenomena phenomena the phenomena? Did
you guys ever do was dormsh it's a thing at your.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Dorm shirts?
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Yeah, a dorm ship.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
What was a dorm shop?
Speaker 4 (12:03):
I think a dorm ship was exclusive not only to
my school but my year. But a dorm ship was
because you know, when you wake up in the morning
at boarding school, there's like a rush for the I
think are only like two or three cubicles. Everyone needs
to take ship at the same time.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
School they had three cubicles in the whole school.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
No, now, dorm.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
And thoughts and cubans really going light on the shipters,
great education, Light on the ships. Now if you do
have to a school and I don't think there's enough
toilets in this I don't think my son would.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
My son's a serial shitter. His ships a lot. We
call them the big shitter.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
He's the big ship to become the big shatter and
there's not enough toilets in the school. I'm sorry, but
he's not coming.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
No where is where do you expect my son to ship?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
We've got We've got all of these different curricula. Some
of our teachers are fantastic. These are a results. But
how many toilets have you got?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
How many toilets have you got?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Three?
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Now?
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Now, do you guys have a hog tie? Because the
big ship has got a hog on it. That dorm
shits was if there was a ship that was so big,
you know, one solid log, people would come out and
be like, yo, and one guy. I'm gonna say his name,
but go on, Joseph Lens very easily identifiable name, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Chad Milinda.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
The worst?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Yeah, they bred them tough.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
They can do the most massive shirt.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
He took a ship so big that people were telling
each other go back up at lunchtime, to go and
have a look at this dorm shit. It was preserved
like it was in a museum. I don't go onto
Gate one because there's a dorm ship.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
The endoors all the way down and then coming back
up how far up we had breached?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Not the bulb.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
But the water it had breached it. It was.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Had lungs.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I was trying to get out of the water and
it was like what humans were doing that. It was
early humans with the fos. It was it was coming
out and it was gone, I'm going to live, I'm
going to start a colony.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
It was a lung. It was gaping, was practicing gaping.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
So but he revered or was he he was?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
He was revered for that, And I think but I
think that I think it's dirty secret is and if
I'm going to accuse him of performance enhancements, I think
it's dirty secret is because he lifted or it was
left for so long that by the time we got
back there and it soaked up a bunch of water.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
So I think it was because you looked at it
and you were like.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
That, fucking how did that come out of an ass?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Hell, lose is your buttthole that you were able to
birth the log?
Speaker 4 (14:51):
But wow?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Good? Probably good sign for his bowerhouse, to be honest,
he's just got that one giant log. I think that's
a good sign. Or a I think you don't want
to do lots of little rabbit droppings is not good.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
No, no he was. He was laying it down man.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Yeah, that's good. Were they feeding you at Skibbins? No
good feeds. In terms of there's a lot of food.
I don't really remember. All I remember is relationship Fridays.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Were you at home by Friday?
Speaker 4 (15:19):
No pies on pies on initially Friday thinger, I think
that moved to Thursday.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
But pie Day was great.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
And then when I became a day boy, gay boy.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I delete that.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
I I would buy them off the off the borders
on a Friday.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Okay, so they got they got pies at lunchtime.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Yeah, they got pies at lost of they'd go up
to They're not a fairly pie?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Are they after the Touch Shop?
Speaker 7 (15:48):
No?
Speaker 4 (15:48):
No, I don't even know if the Philly Pie, if
the Philly bake House was going there. But there were
Jimmy's pies, but they sold those at the Touch Shop.
These ones, I don't know where they got these from.
I think the the dining hall there was the largest
single room dining hall in Australasia or something.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
At the time.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
May still be claim to fame. It's huge, big basket.
But yeah, if you did something for toilets, no shitters,
no shutters, and that was always the problem.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
Balance. Well, great food, no shitters do it.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
It's in human. I guess the Bloody Brothers when they
devised the school, they just they were not saying about
ship as they were just saying about communal showers. Probably, well,
how can we have more less less showers and more
sort of openness to the showers.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Yeah, we didn't have communal showers at ours.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Oh really Nah, that's surprising for a Catholic school. But
it's just basically it's got the place where the brothers
live and then it's just a window straight into the showers. Yeah. Well,
there was to watch what's going They need to see
stage or something.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
They there was a big building there before I started,
but it had been bolded a couple of years before
me and I suspect that's where that kind of thing
was going on. Okay, but one day they found these
seventh formers were browing I've told the story before, but
they were browing beer in the ceiling of the dormitory
and so they found it and they put laxatives in
the beer and then didn't say anything. And then all
(17:11):
the kids that showed up with the shits the next
day they rounded up disappointed.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
And not a lot of toilets.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
It's like, yeah, well this is how they called them.
I guess that's why they don't have the toilets.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
That's good morning, Welcome along to the podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Any foot jobs this morning, Joe?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
No foot jobs and no more information on footjob Friday.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
You've been ghosted by those guys, by one of them
who parents.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
No, it's a guy his parents got it on. But
the actual sock the sock job you ghost me? It
was sock job. It was the guy who was the
recipient of the sock job's birthday last week.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
A happy birthday time.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I gave him a sock. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
I was going to say, how decelerate? I love coming
in the morning and checking the text machine.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
What do you got?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Thanks for asking?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
I got eleven o'clock at night last night. Did you
know you can tell a guy as a prolific master
about it by looking at his hands.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
When you do this, you will generally see a wedding ring.
Look at my hands. Yeah, I got there.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
We go?
Speaker 5 (01:01):
There you go?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Checks out, don't.
Speaker 6 (01:03):
It checks out? Sometimes some reason, my gosh.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Doesn't work out? From that works out? From Yeah, it
does work out.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
I'm I'm probably a few episodes away from the end
of the Furies.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Are you yeah serious two?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Serious two? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Series two. Okay, I might think I'm only on Serious
one still Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Right, Oh well then I won't do you won't spoil
what happens. No, although he does die at the end
of the sea, yeah he does. Boxes Yeah, well, I
don't know that could be that could be a spoiler
as well.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Really he might not.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
He's currently training, right, He's currently training for about his
en camp yep, very camp.
Speaker 7 (01:47):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Like, how come his brother like his brother and him? Right?
Is that the same? Is that the same mother?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Tommy?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (01:55):
That's how come one of them is so good looking
and the other one is not at all? Yeah, Like,
how could two brothers be so different in their attractiveness?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Yeah? Different moms, different moms, That's what's going on.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
That makes sense, John Fury, those dad both gypsy John
Furry Yep, yep, here's the father of both.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
That's why they're far apart in age, right.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
I think Tommy's like I was born nineteen ninety was
a twenty seven, yeah, and then Tyson's about thirty seven
thirty eight again.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Okay, Yeah, I wondered because you don't see any there's
no mention of the mum at all, and the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
There's no mention of a few people in that show.
That one always if you catch that shit.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
As the show goes on, you're like, hold on because
there's seven kids and they talk to probably three maybe
two of them. Yeah, which I suppose you're not going
to ask a two year old for their thoughts.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
But Adonas, Yeah, Adonas has got some thoughts. H Yeah,
Donas has got someone.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Oh fuck, every time she yells out to Venezuela increases
me on the couch.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I just you can see what that Venezuela.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Venezuela put his school shoes on, because she as.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Good that she can remember their names. Oh, there's a
lot of you.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
You can name all seven of them.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Donas, Venezuela, Venetia, Athena, Tutti.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Yeah, it's fine, Prince.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
And there's one more. There's a new one that I
don't that it hasn't been born yet.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
And ah yeah, Rico, Rico Rica will be that spoiler, sorry,
Rica will be that baby's name.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Fury and I love that just a shiphold town that
they love it.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
There's no amount of money that you could give that
guy that would change his life at all. Like he's
got all those flesh cars in there, he doesn't drive them, No,
he drives, drives the passette, he drives the ninety nine
VW Pissett.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yeah. How much money has he got, like how much
he's made heaps?
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Yeah, spend heaps?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
No, No, he hasn't.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
I thought he thought he had on his drug addiction.
That's right, That's what I remember back in the day.
You can't why I know he's obviously made a whole
heap of money.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
You can't spend that much money on a drug addiction
over there, because you.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Were saying it's way cheaper and England.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Wow, yeah, what are you? What are you paying for
a beggie.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Two hundred million two hundred million plus as of twenty
twenty six.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Okay, yeah, you can't, you can't spend No.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
What if he was very generous with his friends on
a night out, Nah, very generous.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Beggies are like sixty pounds.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I don't even know if that.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
In England you say, yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Sixty pounds for a beggie reach out one hundred and
one hundred bucks New Zealand. So you know, you go
through a beggie a night. Maybe if you're lucky.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah, you did ten bags in a night. That's a
thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
You've still got fucking one hundred ninety nine million, nine
hundred and.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
No way reader on Friday. There is pylon Friday.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Look you do the math ground find out Friday.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
You're a mathematician, bro.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Yeah, but I'm obviously not a massive drug addict Jerry. Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
He doesn't live in a big house like that house.
That's big, but it's not like it's modest.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
It's it's.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Yeah, and it's on the highway too, and ever run
in town Nsary lives. I can't get a read on
how big that town is, but he's always lived there.
It's a ship hole.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
He's making six million. If he invested the two hundred
million and it got him three percent.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, so that's just a term deposit.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah, she wouldn't have done He would be making more
than that. But that's he's making six million a year
in interest.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Without all of their parents.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
That by three sixty five, he's making sixteen thousand, three hundred,
four hundred and thirty eight dollars.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
One hundred and sixty bagg. It's a roundred and twenty.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I think it's a lot. It's a lot of four
hundred dollars a day, just an interest, right, And that's
so he's not he's not losing his money.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Okay, okay, it doesn't check out then, no it doesn't.
I'm just going back to brinked. I can't go back
to school.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Did you do mess with stats? Yes?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I did?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Actually did you go well? No? No, I did it
all right.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
I think I got seventy something?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Oh at school?
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Yeah? Nah, I didn't do it at university.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Have you have you ever employed the calculus? No, I
can calculus. I liked chemistry, didn't like physics. I liked stats,
didn't like calculus.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Chemistry.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Yeah, yeah, I did do chemistry mainly because our physics
teacher was an ass Now it was an asshole.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Okay, I like physics, but yes, I didn't do it.
I liked it in fourth for I.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Did calculus in seventh because the the math teacher and
sex form said to me, actually said to my mum,
your son's got a girft. Nah, he goes, I don't
think this guy should be doing math.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
And what he what?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
He goes, Well, why want you to do a difficult one?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
That's ouch.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Yeah, he said you shouldn't. Well, this wasn't sex form
before seventh form. He was just like, I just don't
think he should.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
He should do it.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
And in my mind at the time, I took that
as a fuck you, and so I was like, Oh,
shouldn't I watch me fucking do it and get excellence
in it? Just as an if you to you and
fuck up my whole syventh form because it was otherwise
pretty cruizy year, except that I was also doing calculus.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
And what he meant.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
What he meant was your your son's future is not
going to be in maths. He's not going to become
a mathematician. He's certainly not going to study this going forward.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
It's just such an oal from you.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
So so he's probably better off doing something else next year.
And who was helping you? A massive waste of time?
Speaker 4 (08:01):
And I took that as a fucking dumb cut and
I was like, oh, is that. Oh I'm going to
sit front row in your class every fucking day and
I'm going to ace calculus. Yeah, it was such a
waste of my own fucking man, it was foindless because
how hard I had to work versus everyone else in
the class because it was right.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Numbers don't come naturally to me.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yeah.
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Speaker 2 (08:33):
I was lucky enough to give up maths. I thought
that I was terrible at mass. What actually happened was
I wasn't. I just I just I just switched off a.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Bit in six form, yes, And you can't to do
that at that level.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
You've got to remember every bit and then and then,
and at MATS is like a few You can't skip.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
A bit now because it's all building on itself. So
then tomorrow what you learned yesterday you need to employ
to solve this next one. And you were like, what
the fuck's X again?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
No one told me that, nah, And I've told my
kids that and as a result, they've done a lot
better mess than what I did. But I actually was
okay at it. But I thought I was terrible at it.
But it wasn't. I was just as I'm not paying
attention at certain bits, I'd switch off and on. Yeah, yeah,
and sexth form was a disaster. I came sickond to
last in the form damn dumb, which is quite impressive,
and then my but but I was really trying to
(09:22):
come sick in the last if I you know, I
was really trying hard.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Can you not say damn dumb, cunt right when I've
had a big swig of coffee because it nearly nearly
went on the disk?
Speaker 8 (09:33):
Well, you know what I want to do next time
you have coffee. Nowadays, I could not be on the
radio show then, So yeah, I was an impressive. I
really really tried hard to go as badly as I
possibly could, because.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
You could have a subject that didn't count when I
was at school, because we did six subjects and you
could have only five counter top five years Oh really, yeah,
certificate one of.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Those genuinely waste of time then.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah, most schools only did five. But at the school
I went to, there were a bunch of counts, so
they decided that we'd do sex.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Was one of them. Religious studies though it was an
extra one.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
No, it was religious studies, but there was just an
extra you know, nobody actually there was no exam or anything.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
Yeah, I may be misremembering in my fifth form year,
which nine ninety four. I know, bro, we only counted
last year. We only counted the top four in your
fifth form year, and I feel like we had two
free hits and your fifth form year. In my fifth
form year, we had six.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
And they all counted in school. Cee, yeah you did school.
See yeah, I did school. See yeah, did pretty well?
They all counted, did you?
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Yeah? Pretty well? Man. I think I was like the
third highest boy in.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
My school, were you Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
There were four of them.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
So I had an interesting situation in at Wan Collegiate
that was my sex form because apart from that mass
which was I came second to last year, I did
reasonably one of my other subjects and I got but
at the end of the year I also got a
scholars tie. So the at the end of the year
(11:05):
they accumulated all of the marks and if you got
I think under twelve, I think it was a twelve
and your top and your top five, then you got
a scholars tie. So I got expelled and then a
scholars tie arrived in the mail about a month later. Nice,
So that was a good effort from me.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Never wore it.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
No, it's a real shitter to because the scholars tie
was a good TI. My school, you had different ties
for things you had like scholars TI, prefect.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Tie tie, Lgonam tie, the hog tie.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
No, there was no everyone just knew everyone knew who there.
It was a boarding school. Yeah, ah right, yeah, can everyone.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
A boarding school? Phenomenon? The phenomena phenomena the phenomena? Did
you guys ever do was dormsh it's a thing at your.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Dorm shirts?
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Yeah, a dorm ship.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
What was a dorm shop?
Speaker 4 (12:03):
I think a dorm ship was exclusive not only to
my school but my year. But a dorm ship was
because you know, when you wake up in the morning
at boarding school, there's like a rush for the I
think are only like two or three cubicles. Everyone needs
to take ship at the same time.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
School they had three cubicles in the whole school.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
No, now, dorm.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
And thoughts and cubans really going light on the shipters,
great education, Light on the ships. Now if you do
have to a school and I don't think there's enough
toilets in this I don't think my son would.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
My son's a serial shitter. His ships a lot. We
call them the big shitter.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
He's the big ship to become the big shatter and
there's not enough toilets in the school. I'm sorry, but
he's not coming.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
No where is where do you expect my son to ship?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
We've got We've got all of these different curricula. Some
of our teachers are fantastic. These are a results. But
how many toilets have you got?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
How many toilets have you got?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Three?
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Now?
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Now, do you guys have a hog tie? Because the
big ship has got a hog on it. That dorm
shits was if there was a ship that was so big,
you know, one solid log, people would come out and
be like, yo, and one guy. I'm gonna say his name,
but go on, Joseph Lens very easily identifiable name, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Chad Milinda.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
The worst?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Yeah, they bred them tough.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
They can do the most massive shirt.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
He took a ship so big that people were telling
each other go back up at lunchtime, to go and
have a look at this dorm shit. It was preserved
like it was in a museum. I don't go onto
Gate one because there's a dorm ship.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
The endoors all the way down and then coming back
up how far up we had breached?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Not the bulb.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
But the water it had breached it. It was.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Had lungs.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I was trying to get out of the water and
it was like what humans were doing that. It was
early humans with the fos. It was it was coming
out and it was gone, I'm going to live, I'm
going to start a colony.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
It was a lung. It was gaping, was practicing gaping.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
So but he revered or was he he was?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
He was revered for that, And I think but I
think that I think it's dirty secret is and if
I'm going to accuse him of performance enhancements, I think
it's dirty secret is because he lifted or it was
left for so long that by the time we got
back there and it soaked up a bunch of water.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
So I think it was because you looked at it
and you were like.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
That, fucking how did that come out of an ass?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Hell, lose is your buttthole that you were able to
birth the log?
Speaker 4 (14:51):
But wow?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Good? Probably good sign for his bowerhouse, to be honest,
he's just got that one giant log. I think that's
a good sign. Or a I think you don't want
to do lots of little rabbit droppings is not good.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
No, no he was. He was laying it down man.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Yeah, that's good. Were they feeding you at Skibbins? No
good feeds. In terms of there's a lot of food.
I don't really remember. All I remember is relationship Fridays.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Were you at home by Friday?
Speaker 4 (15:19):
No pies on pies on initially Friday thinger, I think
that moved to Thursday.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
But pie Day was great.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
And then when I became a day boy, gay boy.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I delete that.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
I I would buy them off the off the borders
on a Friday.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Okay, so they got they got pies at lunchtime.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Yeah, they got pies at lost of they'd go up
to They're not a fairly pie?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Are they after the Touch Shop?
Speaker 7 (15:48):
No?
Speaker 4 (15:48):
No, I don't even know if the Philly Pie, if
the Philly bake House was going there. But there were
Jimmy's pies, but they sold those at the Touch Shop.
These ones, I don't know where they got these from.
I think the the dining hall there was the largest
single room dining hall in Australasia or something.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
At the time.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
May still be claim to fame. It's huge, big basket.
But yeah, if you did something for toilets, no shitters,
no shutters, and that was always the problem.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
Balance. Well, great food, no shitters do it.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
It's in human. I guess the Bloody Brothers when they
devised the school, they just they were not saying about
ship as they were just saying about communal showers. Probably, well,
how can we have more less less showers and more
sort of openness to the showers.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Yeah, we didn't have communal showers at ours.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Oh really Nah, that's surprising for a Catholic school. But
it's just basically it's got the place where the brothers
live and then it's just a window straight into the showers. Yeah. Well,
there was to watch what's going They need to see
stage or something.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
They there was a big building there before I started,
but it had been bolded a couple of years before
me and I suspect that's where that kind of thing
was going on. Okay, but one day they found these
seventh formers were browing I've told the story before, but
they were browing beer in the ceiling of the dormitory
and so they found it and they put laxatives in
the beer and then didn't say anything. And then all
(17:11):
the kids that showed up with the shits the next
day they rounded up disappointed.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
And not a lot of toilets.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
It's like, yeah, well this is how they called them.
I guess that's why they don't have the toilets.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
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