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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 3 (00:08):
Podcast, The Lord of the Hurdarchy Breakfast. It's a fair
to March. It's a Tuesday. My name's Jimmy Wells. It's
been nice.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Good morning, Jimmy Well's morning, Ruder Morning, Morning Zoe and
Studio B and a big shout out this morning. Can
give a can I give a special shout out fellaws
to people who put those phone holder things you know
that you can attach to your windscreen that put them
right in the middle of their eye line. Shout out
to those guys keeping the economy running.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
This seems like a specific thing that's happened to.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
You twice since Saturday, so once on Sunday, once a Monda,
actually twice. At forty eight hours, I had one lady
in the in the Bay of plenty. She was staring
straight at it, just stopped in the middle of a
four way intersection. I'll go good stuff. Her mate was
leaning out the window trying to wave at people with
a massive smile to try and dis the intense fury

(00:57):
that was felt at all four of the stops at
that in Decea.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
What's interesting is that you're apparently allowed to use those
while you're driving.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Yes, if it's a fixed cradle to anywhere on your car,
then you're fine.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
That's crazy. If it's fixed, yeah, that's complete ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
But if you hold it in your hand, even other lights, yeah,
but putting it right in front of your face, you
can't just like look off to the side. No, it's
going to be right here. And I've seen two of
them and they have brought traffic to their knees both times.
And I'm like, whenever I see that, I'm like, I
have to assume you make terrible decisions and other aspects
you like, you know what I mean. I have to

(01:36):
assume that it's probably not working out the way you
thought it was going to.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Hey, how cold, Oh my god, how cold. Let's do
the rounds next. I woke up this morning, Good morning Autumn.
You're in a jersey and I'm going to jump. Well,
I was, you're in.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
A full face helmet as well. Maybe we need to
get into that at some point today.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
That's a whole new world for me.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
I hear it. It's from jack Frost down south.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
I've gone there, Jerry in the night they breakfast.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Let's do the rounds, because it feels like autumn has sprung. Yeah,
and autumn has fallen. Autumn has Autumn has fallen.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Sprung grasses ros wonder with clousers. No, it's definitely fallen.
And it's like it happens on the day and it
was yesterday, and it's like the weather was just like
it just checked its watch. It was like our sweet autumn,
the autumn. Can you can you guys get the autumn
in here?

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Please bring from Antarctica. Thanks.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah, And it just because you expect it to just
happen gradually, like it's just gonna slowly drip feed through
and we will still get like the old warm day
in the next month or so. But straight off the wrap,
it's like, yeah, we're done.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Well. The question is is this just a cold snap?
Is this just a bolt out of the blue? Because
if I was a tree right now, yeah, and I'm not,
but I've spent a lot of time thinking about think
about being a tree.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
If I was a tree, and to be honest, you'd
be having more and more tree Like, yeah, a lot.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Of people do liking me to a tree. It's a
great coldy. This is actually which is actually evergreen, which
is not what I'm thinking. I'm thinking of a maple.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
You're a mighty tool set. You are. You are like
a cody, but with like you know, with the cody dieback.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
That's kind of I'm thinking more copper beach.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
You've lost a limb.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
If I'm an introduced native vasive copper beach and I'm
thinking to myself, or a poplar, I'm more like a poplar.
If I'm a poplar and I'm thinking.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
You just stand on the side of people's driveways.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
I'm thinking I might need some clothes. There's the time
to take the clothes off, time to bark up. Yeah,
because obviously winter is the time when the poplar decides
to go nude for some stupid reason. So am I thinking, Ah,
it feels like a time to start losing my leaves.
I might start losing my leaves. It's getting cold.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
I did notice quite symbolic as I was walking out
at the house this morning once singular leaf just sitting
on the footpath. There, just perfect five star leaf sitting
right on the footpath.

Speaker 6 (04:07):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (04:08):
It's great symbolism.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Well, as I was walking through the park on Saturday,
leaves we're a falling. Yeah, leaves, we're a falling. And
I pointed out to Meschico's look, leaves are a falling.

Speaker 7 (04:16):
And they were shut up there. I don't care. She said, oh,
that's beautiful. It was actually beautiful. They were falling in
the sunlight. It was quite something. Anyway, let's do the rounds.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeap Westtago texture on three four eighty three has a
frost and a barmie zero degrees while still in shorts though, yeah,
of course different. They bred them tough.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
You'd be wearing shorts a winter morning.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Fell as zero degrees. Here a tapannoi light layer of
ice on the windscreen happened. Now, if we're going light layer,
I reckon the windscreen. Wipers will probably deal with that.
But what's your go to with ice.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
On the wind screen? How do you?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
How are you dealing with that?

Speaker 3 (04:52):
A light layer? You you get the old water going.
Otherwise it's it's the pan. I like to use the pan,
you know, a pan of pot kitchen.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, and just like a roasting dish.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
A little bit. No, No, it's just more like you
one that you boiling the eggain and then you bring
it out and then you just pour it from the top,
boil a pan, pot pot in my hand. What I'm
trying to say is a handle, yeah right, and then
you can reach it across if you don't have the
hand like it, yeah, almost as a ladel.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah, we'll go to the jug. I remember growing up
down south. If I come home from school and the
jug was sitting in the driveway, I knew what had happened.
That Bu's been in a rush to get out to work.
She just boiled the jug, poured it over the WinCE grade.
Just go buger it, put the jug down on the
driveway and go to work.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
It's not a problem you get often in the Upper
North Island.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
I've never seen a frost in Auckland. I've been here
for almost ten years now. I've never seen a frost.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
And we haven't had them for a long time. We
used to.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
That doesn't mean they haven't been there. It means I
don't get out of bed early.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Enough to say, oh, yeah them, yeah, there's that. And
also I think it's and the CBD. Everything's just a
fraction warmer, isn't it. Yeah, Well, It's just a giant
concrete pair, doesn't it. So it just holds the heat.
Rory sixth third.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
I built a car entirely out of fallen leaves once
it was an automatic.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
So done.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Rory Ham agreed. When you said you a native, Jerry,
it reminded me of that video when you're farming named
it's good times.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Always reservices that one does, doesn't it? And the Cargoll
two at the moment, just having a look around the place,
Hope for four, Nelson eight, Lenham four Dunedan a Balmie.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Nine, Duff done.

Speaker 8 (06:36):
It's Donner, Jerry and Minia, the hod Ikey Breakfast, The
history of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow, Timar rule CUF.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
You don't on this day yesterday I brought you well,
I said I brought you a CD, but actually didn't.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
I lied.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
But this morning I have brought you a CD. And
it is the Paul Home CD.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yeah, the pool Home CD from nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
I found it at a second hand shop in pie
here amidst a plethora of Hailey Westerner CDs.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
I can't imagine why anyone would want to let go
up this Pool Home CD. These things that you know,
these are this is a collector's item.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Ye, do you want to get how much I paid
for that?

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Oh? Five dollars?

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Close? One dollar? I paid a dollar. They were like,
get it out of here. What I think? It's haunted?

Speaker 3 (07:26):
That's one. That's one of the best. You gotta say
for a doll and you can't buy much for a dollar.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
You can't. You couldn't spend a dollar any better than that.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Nah No, I mean yeah, a dollar won't even buy
you an apple.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
No, no, by you can't even get a dollar mixture anymore,
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
And that has got the voice the voice of an
angel on it.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
I don't understand it.

Speaker 6 (07:43):
I am a lineman for the candy, and they drive
the mean rong.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
I mean, listen to that voice of an angel.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Mister chin in the Sun far another.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Produced by Recky Morris. What's that? Who's Rocky mora Recky Morris?

Speaker 1 (08:07):
I don't know the Rerecky Morris the middle he came.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
He came in on the podcast Last of Ticks Best. No, sorry, Recky,
of course you know Recky Morris.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
I don't recall, not by name, I'm sure I sawry.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
But because I because I'm listening to watch the lineman.
I've got that thing where I'm listening to a song.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
You can't picture another.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
I can't hear another song.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
You don't know this.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
This is Ricky Morris. I feel like this is on
an ad. Yeah, maybe comes in a catry man.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
This is number one in New Zealand back in nineteen nineteen, nineteen,
nineteen eighty nine, eight eight.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
I reckon name in eighty eight eighty eight. Old guys
Name Years.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
I mean that is basically what this old guy's name.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Years, Old guys name, old Guy.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
It's old guys name for a rebrand, but old Guy's
name is one of the great things about CDs. I'll
show you what this bloody thing is later on the day.
She's just looked like she's send the bloody ten Commandments
eached into a stone tablet.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
It's like old Guys Name Year.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
The CD comes with a sleeve, the booklet and the sleeve,
and there's a whole blurb in there. Not only does
it have I think it's got the lyrics in there,
which when whenever you were buying a CD as a kid,
it was so exciting when the lyrics are in there
and you can sing along with it. But I think.
But also it's got a big long blurb as to
why he made that album.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
Yeah, it does. It's quite a full story of.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
It's quite funny that he found he had to justify
a wise made this one.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Two three four pages on why Paul Holmes made the
Paul Holmes c D. A dissertation and mainly based actually
just because I read it this morning. It's mainly he
was he I have to sing as a kid, and
then he was in a stage production growing up, and
he had one solo line and he delivered it flat
and he hated himself for it and he never sang again.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
And so he thought, you know what, full album of
flat notes, getting that into it.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
And then he met a whole lot of people while
he was out and about him, seeing events and stuff.
He's a good guy, Paul Holmes, and he loomed large
over the media landscaping. And so do you know who
Poul Holmes is? Exact? Idea? No? Okay, But in his
day he was huge and he was on New Beef
for years, news years and and the Homes TV show
at seven o'clock after the News, and then now and

(10:37):
then he got cancer and passed away sadly, but he
was a nice man.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
I think almost thirty years on ZIDB and so he
finished up in two thousand and eight. So would Hosking
have started in around two thousand and night?

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Yeah, yeah, wow, yeah, that's right. And I mean he
he was funny, poor homes and he was loose. Oh
like he was loose. I ended up back at his
house one night when I was in my early twenties,
and it was a loose time.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Is that right?

Speaker 3 (10:59):
Oh? Very hospitable alright, So I got a lot of
time for full homes.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Some other some other years that some old men are
going to name nineteen sixty one of the most read
New Zealand books of all time, Barry Crump's book, which
name escapes me because I forgot to copy and paste.
Goode go keen man, yeah, keen mirriad it.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Yep and read it. Uh not. Yeah, it's good. Actually,
just a bunch of stories about being in the bush.
I'm pretty sure that was kind of his vibe. It
was Barry's vibe. He had a particular type of writing,
like a kind of pioneered a type of New Zealand writing.
Actually it was not of the English style. Yeah right,
it was more of a New Zealand style. Zoe. You

(11:42):
know Barry Crump. You don't know the two of us.
We've been together thirteen years of Scotty Barry. The first
time we met Ricet we nearly left from the.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Gotta be honest, I don't know that either. Birthdays eighteen
forty seven. Soh you ever heard of Alexander Graham Bell telephone?

Speaker 3 (12:03):
I remember that? Do you know any of us?

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
She's got to know this next one, and I surely for.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Ten points, Zoe Ronan Keating, Come.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
On, you know she's got no idea. Who wrong?

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Ronan Keating't no Ronan Keating turns forty eight today. He
also competed in track and field and won the All
Ireland under thirteen to two hundred men titles.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
You know that Ireland, Zoe Ninja.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
It was wrapping over two hundred mens back in the day.
And that is the history of yesterday, today, tomorrow, tomorrow,
but Tuesday, the third of March, soon to be rebranded
to Old Dudes Name Years.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
I love that Jerry in.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
The night the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Texting from John Dark, he says, new segment.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Does zoey know Yeah, there's a great idea. Great idea.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
This is on the back of us talking about changing
the history of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow team to old dudes
Name years, Yeah, which.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Is basically what it is. I mean, there's not much
we're going to have to change, that is what it is. Yeah,
just change how we refer to it.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
Yeah. And it turns out that Zoe doesn't know.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
You didn't know who Paul Holmes was, and I think
that's where the origin of this.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
I mean, I suppose he died probably, well, it must
have been over ten years ago. I'm thinking sort of fifteen.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Years ago year. But also like the Home Show would
have been wrapped up by like two thousand and twelve, probably.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
Oh before then, before then. Yeah, the Home Show was
wrapped up two thousand and six.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Yeah, right, which was the year Zoe would.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Have been like, one, are you born in two thousand
and six? So what year were you born? Two thousand
and three?

Speaker 4 (13:41):
Yeah, old dude's name years. It's happening right.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
Now, yeah, three, And you went to New Zealand in
two thousand. You went to New Zealand until two thousand
and twenty. Okay, wow, okay, well you're going to know who.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
The hell you know? How all homes is anything? So
that's a great idea, John new segment does Zoe know?
And you get points for every like you're trying to
find the oldest thing that Zoe knows, and then you
get points for how old it is.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
And Joey grew up in Germany, which you at the moment, Jerry, Zoe,
you grew up in Germany. But nobody's allowed to get Hitler. Yeah,
because obviously Zoe knows Hitler.

Speaker 5 (14:14):
Jerry Andman nine the Hotarchy breakfast.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Time for later sport headlines thanks to export Ultra the
beer for Here Springbox coach Rasi Erasmus has reacted to
the removal of former All Blacks counterpouts Scott Robertson and
the pending appointment of his replacement ahead of New Zealand's
tour to the Republic in August and September.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Do you follow Razzi on on Instagram?

Speaker 6 (14:37):
No?

Speaker 3 (14:37):
But sometimes my Instagram encourages me to.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
I can't. I can't recommend it highly enough. Gun follow
Razzi Erasmus. His handle is ras Rugby ras Rugby your
heart not Asthmus, and it's basically like him lying on
his bed cuddling as dog is ninety percent of the posts.
And then that random ai of Tony Brown that he made.
Have you got the audio of that one? I'm not

(15:03):
sking leaving. Then like a video of him watching the
Smurfs movie. They're just more of his dog. Then he'll
like reshare a real in depth rugby analysis clip of the.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
Greatest raby coach of all time.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
He's insane. Then there's one of him dancing through the
halls with Jacques Ninnabar and all of them.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
I've seen the video of Home getting stuck into the team.
So you guys don't deserve this.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
You say you die for your country, but you like
you won't die for your country.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Rasmus says the situation is tricky regardless of whether Jamie
Joseph or Dave Reny take the reins. When he knows
we are up against it going over to South Africa,
you'd be loving this, oh Man. Auckland sports fans are
spoiled for choice this weekend as the Warriors, Blues, AUKLANDFC
and Ellieslie Racecourse collaborate for what's been coined the Phillies

(16:00):
and Fans Weekend. Auckland FC bosnick Becker says the idea
originated from sharing this weekend's home fixt year with the
Warriors at Mount Smart, then realizing the Blues and Auckland
Thoroughbred Racing were also in town.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Ranked them in terms of who's going to have the
most people at it. I'm gonna go Warriors season opener, Warriors.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Then probably the races, races, and then if you count
the players, there'll probably be thirty people at Edinburgh.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
I mean that's something for rugby to have a good
think about, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
What they should do is give out free to If
you go to the Warriors you also get a free
Blues game.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Ooh, how the Mighty have fallen? And Ryan Fox has
applauded Daniel Hillier becoming the first local to claim the
New Zealand Open since twenty seventeen. Fox missed the tournament
due to PGA tour commitments. It He's off at Arnold
Palmer Invitational on Florida Friday morning.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
If you do go to Eden Park this weekend on Saturday,
you get to watch them get absolutely thumped by the Crusaders.
I mean that's a tough two weeks.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
I don't know if the Crusaders can do it, can
they back it up? They do have that history.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
No, they don't have a history of winning everything all
the time Today, sare they go?

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Jeremie Wells and the Nice Stuart the Hotarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
About this time last year that I discovered the joys
of the cyclone? Yeah, the ice cream slash ice block,
I would say, yeah, it is an ice block.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Have you seen the many many versions of those that
I think they're called twisters. Yes, we've got a box
of those now for freezer at the moment.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Love the twister, Love the cyclone great after Dennis Nack,
Yeah it is, and only it's got a three star health.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Right, well, only forty four calories this and here we
go again. This is what happened last year as you
started crapping on about crapping on about cyclones, then all
of a sudden, the lo and behold the next day,
an industrial quantity of cyclones arrived at outdoors step. And
it's something I've been thinking about recently because I see

(18:07):
all these people on other radio shows, and they've got
thousands and thousands of followers on their social media channels,
and then they get sent free shit like they get
choose or like actually funny on. One of the most
recent ones is some alcohol that's been sent around. That's
I think you mixed with the cyclone to make a cocktail.

(18:27):
What Yeah, Okay, I don't know exactly what it is
because I don't get sent it. And that's what I
wanted to ask you here is how many well, what
do you have to do to get on the gravy
train where they start sending your free stuff?

Speaker 3 (18:38):
How many followers have you got?

Speaker 1 (18:39):
I have on Instagram as many as the population of WAYMANI,
which is about three thousand.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Three thousand, three and a half thousand.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
I just never post on that. I don't know, God,
I don't care about it.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
I've still at forty nine thousand, forty nine thousand, three hundred.
I've been there for like I'm gonna say, like it's
ten years or something. I've yeah, I've been there for
a long time.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
That everyone is there just a Jeremy Wells already. I've
kept that too.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
I think big part of that. I think if you
if you have things about yourself, you know, if you
feature in your own stories and stuff, Yeah, then I
think you're more likely to get more.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
More followers.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
Yeah, because people want to see that sort of stuff.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Don't want to see you filming your own face. Yeah,
but I don't want to do that.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
No, I don't want to film my own face. And
also I don't really want to see other I don't
want other people to see my own face.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Well, it's just also not you know some people, when
I see someone who's like a massive influencer and like
every part of their life is documented on Instagram, I'm like, guy,
pretty punishing the bear around, Like, can you have a
conversation with that person? Or they're whipping their phone out
and get hold on say that again.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
Well that's here's the thing when I when I'm experiencing
things in life that my first thought is not I
must hear this with people.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Yeah, no, I must hear this.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
My My thought is, you know, I might tell someone
about it later, but I'm just kind of experiencing it.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Yeah. So you get back from Holland just weak in
away and you see some people in the got five
hundred photos of the week in the way, did you
know anything other than tape photos of stuff?

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (20:05):
No, I know people like that for instance, and I
earlier you told a story that you walked out this
morning and then on your driveway you saw.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
This beautiful leaf. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
A lot of people were documented and go wow, hey,
and they'll start it with hey, guys, just wanted to
show you this leaf. If they start with hey, guys,
you know that this is not just for friends and family.
This is to get themselves a profile. Hey guys, look
at this leaf tag leaf on ground. The other thing
is and it's not.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
The other thing is that people say, oh, hey guys,
I'm just one guy. Nobody's who's watching Instagram reels in
a group gather you want to come ound of my place,
in which this real thing.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
But hey, guys runs parallel to the urano, which is
assuming that you're talking to that your people are your family.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Is that were crowded around my phone as a man
time fan.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
People are waiting for another update, my fano waiting for
another up.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
Well, he's sick. Willie six on the three four A
three can get a curel or quadrill deal. I wouldn't
mind it.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
Actually a big pharmaceutter.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Could you could you post? Could you get on the
bloody or would help? If my Instagram handles make your name,
it's not it's money Cars. If you could you get
on Instagram, bloody give us a plug. Jerry please so
want to get on the gravy train.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
Would you want me?

Speaker 2 (21:20):
What?

Speaker 3 (21:20):
Do you want me to take a photo of you? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:21):
And then be like, can you please go follow money
cars so you can get on the gravy trailer dude?

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Yeah, okay, I'm happy.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
To follow this dude so he can get on the
gravy trail.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Because old man social would take me about five minutes
to look out how to do that, So I'll do it.
And just a moment. But also what it we've run
out of those cyclones cyclones streets to send us some
more cyclones. Gravy train. Here we go, Peach Pineapple on Blueberrie.
Thanks very much.

Speaker 5 (21:44):
This is a break Jerry and Mini, the hold I breakfast, Jesus.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Is a lot going on. First, there's a Paul Home CD. Yes,
it keeps looking at me in the corner. It's sitting
to my left on the desk. The pool Home City
that you found, man I while you're up north on
a second hand store for a dollar.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
It revealed itself to me like Ponomo and a river bed.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
Now it's revealing itself to me every minute. I keep
it Fmes of steering at me.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
It's a hell of a look, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Well, he's got us. He's lying on a beach or
maybe on a park bench, but it's a close up
and he's leaning on his hands, and he's wearing a
beige a beige shirt.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Now would you describe the look he's giving as a
come hither look?

Speaker 3 (22:22):
It's it's the look that Paul Holmes would have given
you if you were lying in bed with them. Yeah,
you know what I mean. And I've never lay in
bed with Paul Holmes, but.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
I have now I may as well have now it
looks like, Yeah, it's powerful. It's a great look.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Touch of the rst me as he aroused. Probably if
you could see the other part of him. It's got
that sort of feel to it, doesn't it.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Just before, we're talking about social media getting on the
gravy train, because you last year this, just this time
last year, got a bunch of products sent through. I said,
I feel like we do such a bad job of
our social media us personally is as as radio hosts.
It's a big part of the radio game. In twenty
twenty six and we're shocking at it. And so to
that end, you filmed a was it a photo or

(23:08):
a video? See, this is what I mean.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
You didn't even know if there's a photo video it was.
It was a photo. I took a photo of you
with on a long lens, on a long lens, on
a long lens from across front. The view that I
get to look at every day. That's a great view.
So I posted that on my I took to social
media and I poasted. It took me about five minutes,
and I did it with one thing.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Yes, yeh see the arms leaked and they were tapping
away with their endix foed from me on the hand line.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
And so currently it's been viewed by one hundred and
sixty two people, and it says on it why wouldn't
you follow this? And then it's got Monica's underneath that
it's money, because I mean, the thing is your handle
doesn't make sense.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
It's not my name. It's a nickname that I had
years ago when I first downloaded the app. But then
would my name be any easier to find? Because I
do know though, because some people who haven't met me
before but have seen my either my profile Instagram was
something I don't know, they will call me Mana. I
had There was a weekend a couple of a bet

(24:07):
a year ago where I met two people who I
knew who they were, they thought they knew who I was.
They both called me Mana, and I was like, might
need to change you on Instagram handles. People don't know
what my actual name is.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Yeah, that's like the fake Wikipedia pages that have fake
information about you. Yeah, and mine's got plenty of weird
stuff about me on my Wikipedia. And sometimes you turn
up to a school or something and the kids at
the school have looked at the Wikipedia page and they've
just quoted, but it's out of the Wikipedia page and
it's so.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Used to farm Mary's. So since you've posted there, the
people have followed me.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Well, there we go.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
But this is the problem because is that a success? Well, well,
it's a success, but then the thing is I don't
last time I posted was over a month ago, and
it was a photo of me and my mate from
ten years ago, just on the purse.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Okay, well so this is the thing. I've got a
bloody post. More of the you've got.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
To make an effort is what you've got to do. Well,
you're going to get my people. If my people are
going to come to you, I want you to. I
want you to make more of an efort. Thanks very much,
because these are people that are making an effort to
come across to follow you.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yes, and I need to.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Followers have been great to me. These are my loyal followers.
I'm not just giving them to you for nothing.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Is it your people today? So then so then what
I'm going to put some sort of groundbreaking content on
there to keep them around her? And then that's how
you get on the gravy train.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Yeah, we're at two two three now two to three
people have viewed? How many? How many any more people
come across to you? And this and this last two minutes,
we're starting to get some big numbers here.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
No, Harry was the last one who came through. Thank
you very much, Harry. Welcome and so but then I
notice Hell's Bear's got like one hundred and fifty thousand follows.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
He's going to have it three times.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Yet I know what to kill her to, bloody give
you a little bump there.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
What she did the other day? She posted something but
it didn't help lost. I lost some followers. I tell
you the thing that lost me the most followers in
recent times, that documentation of acc here g Lane's backbush.
I literally I lost one hundred followers over that time.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
That's pretty sad. As the boomers from seven shot.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
I don't well, I don't think anyone did want to
see it. Yeah, I'm coming up after seven o'clock. Eating
in the car?

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Yes? Do you do it? Why do you do it?

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Shame eating?

Speaker 1 (26:29):
How often did.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Secret eating in the car?

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Should I post that on Instagram?

Speaker 3 (26:34):
That's how I think people would like that.

Speaker 5 (26:36):
Jerry and Mania The Darky Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Jerry and Mania joined the complayt the Hodaki Breakfast discussion
group on Facebook for more, that's another segment.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Yeah, that's three four three. Someone just text in time
for a new segment. Old men try to work out Instagram.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
It's not for us. It is not for us. Social media.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Well, we're broadcasting. Why are we here broadcasting? This is
this is our medium.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Here.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
We get to talk to hundreds of thousands of people
every day.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
We get to share stories like this next one that
I'm about to share with you guys, And I want
to know if there's something that you guys do, and
I'm I'm I'm certain it is because you've got families.
But it's something I found myself doing yesterday that I
wanted to discuss, and that was I. I've been out
of the weather a little bit, soldiering on, not talking
about it, just trucking on whatever hearty felt of sterner stuff.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
Don't love talking about it every day, like every hour.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
I mean, look, if we had been talking about it enough,
maybe cure Ol or Coadra would have done some sort
of blood brand deal. Well that's what I haven't, so
we're obviously not talking about it enough. We're just soldiering on. Anyway,
when you're out of the weather, all you want is
some sort of spicy noodle soup sort of situation, and
there is a place in the building that does that.
My message texts me yesterday and she goes, can you
bring us home some of that stuff for lunch? Sweet,

(27:51):
we'll do said, I'll get a bit of a tickle
on my throat.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
Fine.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
So I probably did it twice last week, and I
did it yesterday, So about third time in about a
calendar week that I've I've gone to the same place
when I whenever I do that and I take us both.
I'm a soup for lunch.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
Is it a souper?

Speaker 4 (28:06):
It's a fur It's a difference.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
It's a well, it's a Vietnamese broth, yeah, with chicken
and noodles and stuff. Anyway, third run on board a week.
Every time I buy it, I buy O buy Monica
is a little a little wee picking duck roll with
the hoist and sauce and yeah. And then I just
eat that thing in the car by myself. And then

(28:30):
I don't take the rapper inside, so she doesn't know
that I've bought it. I don't think she'd care, but
I don't want to. I know there will be, you know,
at least a comment made about oh what do you
get there? Oh what's that? And so I just leave
it in the car. And so yesterday when I did it,
I was sitting in the parking lot and one of
the producers for the Zenium Drive show came and she

(28:51):
saw she was waiting for the left I'm sitting opposite
the left of my and she saw me. I was like,
oh my god, I'm a bottle lowist. And then I
threw the packet that it came in. I threw that
down in the foot well in the passenger seat on
top of the last one.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
There's a secret shame eating. I do a bit of it. Two.
Mine's mainly based around chocolate bars, and I eat the
chocolate bar twurkish to lights mainly. And they come in
a two pack now, which is dangerous. So I put
those but I always put them in the same place.
And that's when you're driving, if you're the driver. In
the right hand, there's a there's a pocket that's in the.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Door where the AA maps used to go.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
Yeah, down the bottom. It's low, and I just that's
like a bin for me, and I just stuffed them
down there. But I never ever empty it. No, and
I cleaned them. I keep the rest of my carpright
of clean. But that little bin there is the bin
of shame, and inside of that is normally just I
reckon that. At any given time, there's probably ten ten
chocolate bar wrappers. Get them. If I'm getting like if

(29:53):
I go and fill my car up or whatever, I
always get a chocolate bar.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Oh always. Well, this is the best thing for my
diet is that I pay at the pump now, so
I'm not a tenth of my guy, I don't want
you to do that. But so then yesterday we went
and we drove my car to the supermarket yesterday and
just as she was getting into the car, I looked
down and the two rappers from the bought to toss
them back before she saw it. Yeah, it must be

(30:16):
the same. You guys have got kids, so you can't
You can't come home with like a McDonald's rapper or
something in your hand.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
No, no way. And I mean my thing is that
whenever Tozzy drives my car, she always notices what have
you been? How many of these things have you been?
This is months? Like this is months? Day, this is month.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
What I love is someone will be sitting in their
car right now doing this, listening to us talking about this.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
Yeah, totally, you know who you are.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
I'm not doing it on the way again to that
you're gonna have another fur Maybe your furred out might
be all furred out. But if I do, I'll be
getting myself a little sly sitting duck roll.

Speaker 5 (31:00):
Jury in the night. The breakfast.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
We're talking about your door shame burn or your car
shame burn, where you put stuff secretly that you've eaten
that you're hiding from people.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Yeah, from your family, generally, from your from your spouse.
Often it'll either go in I'm a proponent of the footwell.
She never sits in my car, so I go on
the footwell. The two thousand and eight Suzuki Swift, it's
a classic. Yep, you go in the little door bin
thing with the AA mats just to go.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Yeah, right at the bottom, it's you can just you
can eat your chocolate bar and then you're and my
hand just automatically drops down to exactly the right side
of the bono stuff it in there.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Yeap, Rudy, you've got kids, this sus happened to you
a bit.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
Well, the problem for me is that my kids always
run the line of, oh, Dad, can we have McDonald's tonight.
I'm like, no, no, no, kids. That is definitely sometimes
food and will plan when we might have that. Maybe
every couple of weeks on a Friday night or something
is a real treat for them. And so sometimes because
I work as a part time musician, I'll be on
my way home after it gig oh, I feel a
little bitter, a little bit of a hunger. Well, and

(32:06):
because that's the only thing that's really open absolutely one am.
But then after you absolutely gorge yourself on like two
burgers and a Sunday and the chips and just hop
and the nuggets hold the drink, and so then I
have to run a game the next day to make
sure that I leave the wrapper out in the open

(32:26):
enough for me to remember to then put it in
the bin before anyone else sees it, because I've had
the old occasion of either my wife missus ruder or
the kids going Daddy, did you did you have McDonald's.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
You've got to go straight to the bin. You go
straight to the outdoor bin with that.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
The problem is that that bin is too close to
a window, so I'm terrified that I'm going to wake
someone into the bay.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Okay, I mean, what about just swinging by a survey
on the way home, then dumping it in that service
station burn or maybe another burn, or just whipping it
out a window.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
At the local coman.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
KFC, which I ate a lot of, never makes it
into the wrapping, never makes it into our house always,
and it's always in the burn outside.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Did I at a KFC cup in my cup holder
for honestly about three four months because I just couldn't
bring myself to Every time I remember to throw it away,
she'd be in the bloody house, and I can't take
it in there. At least stick through on three four
eight three. I'll park up walking the KFC, so no
one seize my ue in the drive through. Give my
order to go back to my ute and put on
my favorite breakfast radio podcast and eat my meal for

(33:34):
those twenty minutes I am free.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Oh that's nice to hear. Lucas is my door. Shamee.
Benner is full of Whitakers chocolate from to ten heading
from a y. No, I'm the same. Mind's full of
those those new Whittakers, Peanut slams.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
The big ones, yeah yeah, the mega size, Oh they
are good. The sheer pecks mines good. Mine's kitt Cat chunkies. Oh, man,
I slaughter a kit Cat chunky.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
Here's another text, picnic bars, driver's do okay hundred Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
Mine's either cinder console or football. Of the passages, it's
like an archaeological dig.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
You could go through mine and know exactly what I've
been up to for the last wee.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
While Jerry and the Hotarchy breakfast, we are heading over
to Barron bay and g It's just what a week
two weeks three less than three.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
Weeks seventeen days when I am bet on bed with dates.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
But two and a half weeks.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Thankfully, I'm not doing any of the admint surprisingly, Jerry,
you are doing a lot of the ADMIN and a
lot of stuff has been booked in, a lot of breathwork,
a little bit, a lot of yoga, a couple of pubs.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Yeah, not too much. Not too much health and wellbeing
stuff like I don't want to over do it.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
No, like one or two things a day. I think
we got.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Across there on the proviso that it was a health
and well being retreat, but let's be honest, that's not
how it's going to turn out.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Well, it's about yin and yeah, exactly they'll be. There'll
be a bit of yin, there'll be a lot of
ye Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
How can your detox if you don't tox? Yeah, so
we'll be doing both. Adrian joins us on the show
from Auckland morning, Adrian, How are you good?

Speaker 5 (35:08):
Thank you? How are you good?

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Have you got any secret shame eating that you do
in a car at all? Adrian?

Speaker 4 (35:14):
I loves as honestly, my go to.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Do you do the ones that are like they've got
a little like muffin wrapper the cupcake.

Speaker 4 (35:25):
Exactly?

Speaker 3 (35:26):
Oh god, those are good. And you put them in
the Shane pouch down the right hand side of the
car by the driver as well.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Yeah, that'll just the door handle thing.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
Oh yeah, I will do the door handle.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Yeah, another way you're.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Talking about, you do the door handle.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
What how are you how are you disposing of those
so that no one else knows you're eating those? Check them?

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Okay? Well, Adrian is the type of person that we'd
want to bring with us. Definitely good. Only Adrian will
check you in the drawer. Luke from Poker co joins us.

Speaker 6 (35:54):
Morning, Luke, how's it going mate?

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Good? What's what do you eat in the car? I'm
actually a fan of the fire cracket nuggets from your
BP gas station.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Ah, yes, I know the ones and you get like
four for five bucks or something like that.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Yeah, yeah, the little spike pretty good. Yeah, they do.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
You can get there's a bunch of different ones. There's
the chicken nugget ones. I think they've got like many
Lasagnia toppers in there. There was a broccoli one I
tried the other day. No, don't get that.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Yeah, you wouldn't want to do that. I was thinking,
does it come in any distinguishing wrapping or is it
easy to dispose of?

Speaker 4 (36:31):
No, it's pretty discrete wrapping.

Speaker 6 (36:32):
It's more of a one wraps, a sort of wrapping.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Business. Could have been anything, Yeah, it could have been anything.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
I've just had an idea. Actually, you know KFC and
McDonald should do.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
White label packaging.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Yeah, like certain establishments that you go to look that
will put nothing on the receipt, you know what I mean,
So you don't know all they'll put like.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
Exactly all right, let we check you in the drawer
mark from Aukdard Morning morning. How are you guys? Good?
Thank you? You got any secret shame things that you
eat the car?

Speaker 5 (37:09):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (37:10):
Mine is the Lass protein bars, cam donut.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Oh don't I know the exact ones you're talking about?
On the big brown slid down where I tried to
lose all the weight and then put it all back
on again last year my car was littered with those.
Well I'm just looking at a couple of door hands.
But at least that's not that bad. It's not like
a KFC rapper or something you know if someone sees
that in your car, it's like, oh, look, I'm busy,
I'm on the go trying to get the protein in today.

Speaker 6 (37:37):
Yeah I did that.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Good for you, though there's a lot of other stuff
in there. I think.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
Yeah, yeah, Well if you do come with us to
Barron Bay, you can you can release all of that
stuff that you've been inning Mark and it's a good
place to do it. So good luck. Check you in
the drawer. Friday is the time to be listening out
of it. Put you in the drawer because we're announcing
the next people to come with us, probably about eight.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Forty yeah around then. A couple more texts about secret
shame snacks you've been eating in the car A wicked
wing snack box. Must find a bin before getting home
though shame cars. Snack in Birkenhead and you will do
a roast paw Pell crackling Dellly Packett gets shoved under
the passenger seat.

Speaker 5 (38:19):
Beauty Jerry and Mini a The Dachy Breakfast The.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Best way to catch up on what you missed The
Dacky Breakfast Radio Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
This morning, I almost bought witness to a ram rod
because as I was walking into work, this morning. This
often happens. We will sync up Jerry and I and
will arrive at work at the same time. I will
walk across the road from the car park. He will
bomb down the hill from Ponsabi and on his bike
and come past me. We'll converge on the door at
about the same time. Happened this morning. But I didn't

(38:49):
recognize you because you were wearing a full face helmet,
so like a it's like a motocross helmet with the
better around the mouth.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Yeah, it's a bit around the mouth.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Well you're a crusty demon.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Well you're in the nitro circus, you'd go.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
It doesn't have like a visor, No, doesn't have any
any glass in front of the eyes or plastic in
front of the eyes.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Well it does because you've got glasses on.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Yeah, okay, but that's glasses, but safety glasses. Yeah. So
it's it's like it's a it's a mountain biking helmet.
So if you were going if you're doing like mountain
biking or something and you do one of those, it
comes around the jaw line and around the side of
the heat as well.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Yeah, And it made me a weird because when I
saw you, I got a froak, so I didn't recognize you,
and it made me a weird that I've never seen
you in a helmet before.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
I occasionally used to wear a helmet sometimes.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Yeah, I've never hope I'm not knocking on you. I
hope the cops aren't going to be waiting outside your door. Now.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
Well, yes, fifty five dollars fine. Has anyone ever been fined?
It's a good question. Has anyone ever been fined for
not wearing hammet? I think so I get, I get
oftentimes I'll be riding along. Yeah, and and my my
house is very close to my work, and yeah, there's
there's a big down. Hell that I go fifty five
k's now in the morning down? And okay, that you

(40:11):
wouldn't want to come off at fifty five k's now.
I have come off before at fifty five k's now.
I ended up in hospital for two weeks.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Yes, well, but did you hit your head?

Speaker 3 (40:19):
No, I wasn't wearing a helmet when I came off
at fifty five and you were sweet? No, I was not.
I was not sweet. I broke my arm really badly
and I had grazes all over my body and I
was a terrible miss. But I didn't have my head, no,
because I put my arms out and broke my arms instead,
which is what you do when you come off a bike,
by the way, you should put out your arms and

(40:41):
break your arms.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Oh, because I've just been important. Because if I'm biking
and I've got a helmet on and I come off,
I just point the tip of my head at the ground,
well to break the full That's what I do.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
This is the thing about helmets, right, Like, are you
telling me if you're wearing the helmet with a little
bit of plastic on the top of your head, like
the ones that just have a on the right on
the top. Yeah, like almost like a keeper, like a
Jewish keeper. But if you think that that's going to
save you from anything, like you're in La La Land.
If you get hit on the side of your head
in the temple, which is the worst place, you've got

(41:11):
no protection. Back of the head, you've got zero protection.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
I'm going to bat for helmets here. My son fell
off his bike the other day and when he fell off,
he hit his groin actually on his seat, but then
he hit wrong helmet as a head on the footpath
on the curb, and he was like, actually, I'm pretty
lucky I was wearing a helmet. Yes, Mum and Dave
were right.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Then they Jerry, he wouldn't have been allowed to wear
a helmet.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
Well, hold on, now, I encourage my kids to wear
a helmet. My kids have to wear helmets. But I
think you get past a certain point as an adult
where I mean, and I'm having a lot here universal
mandatory laws around the world, and I don't really want
to get into this, but Australia's got compulsory for all
ages and public spaces, but there's no fine. New Zealand's
the only place that has a fine of fifty five dollars.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
I've never seen that in force.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
No, this is why it's silly. Singapore, you gotta wear
a helmet. Yeah, Cypress, you've got to wear a helmet,
of course. Togo you've got to wear a helmet. In France,
if you're under twelve, you do. In South Africa you
have to, but there's no fine. Spain under sixteen anyway
states no you don't have to. So basically New Zealand
is actually one of the few countries I mean Holland,

(42:20):
for example, we went there. Yeah, nobody was nobody with
a helmet. No, but it depends on what type of
riding you're doing.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Well there in Holland, it's because they look good. They're not.
When we get on a bike, we dressed like absolute DAGs.
Get the little high vis thing around your ankle on
the side with the chainers. You don't get the chain
grease on your league. We do all that kind of
stuffhereas in Holland, they are dressed to the nines.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Oh they're going to work, so they're not going to.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Put a helmet on and ruin they're here. That's what's
going on there.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
But that's true, I reckon, Yeah, that's exactly right. But anyway,
back to the back to the I don't people the
one of our helmets if I don't want to win.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
I just realized why you don't wear a helmet, Well.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Because my hair, Because you hear that's partly.

Speaker 5 (43:06):
Jerry and Mini the Hodichy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
It's time for it's academic. Give us a call. I
eight hundred HARDECHI I eight hundred four to eight, seven
to five. If you want to play, you just need
to get three questions out of five correct. That's pretty simple.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Yeah, fifty. All the budding's about your up for grabs
today and you'll get your school's name inaged into the
vaunted its academic roll of honor as it stands total
on a boys Hot Valley Memorial Queen Elizabeth College party
in Newland's College.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Shirley Boys times two, Churley Boys times two two people
are you saying have won from Shirley Boys.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
It has been won twice by a pupil that went
do Shurley Boys. Now that could have been the same
guy twice. I actually don't know. Sacred Heart mckinziey College,
Saint Francis Douglas, Saint John, Saint Peter, Stratford, Dargi to Hi,
fagy day White Tucker Boys.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
Melissa joins us on the line. Good morning, Melissa, Good
morning sellers. Good shame, Melissa. Where are you calling in from.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
First of all, I'm calling in from Riverhead, Oh, beautiful
part of the country. You might live next door to Ruder.

Speaker 6 (44:09):
I actually know him quite well.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Oh no, I've seen him in action at the gym.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
Wouldn't for a few years.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Next time you see that, Melissa, you call your phone
out and you film that and you send that into us. Melissa,
what's your shame snack that you eat in the car
and then hide from your family? My shame snack, Yeah,
that you eat in the car and then hide from
your family.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Texi caramel, Yeah, Pixie cataml Right, it's a longer lasting,
so you gotta be careful with that. Still be eating
it when you get home.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
You're going to make sure that you're finishing it just
as good as they always were.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Massa, Which school will you be representing today by Toto.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
College on the salubrious North Shore?

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Rangy, Okay, sweet as that's certainly not on.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
The list College. I'm just penciling that in.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
Now, Okay. So it's it's been you know, when they
when they when they the sign writer puts the outside
of the lettering up on something that they haven't actually
put the golden bossing on yet. That's that's the current
situation college. So you've got to get three questions correct.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
My Lessa no Passing, which highly acclaimed filmmaker directed the
Avatar and first two Terminator movies.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
James Cameron correct who.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Had the two thousand and two hit Hot in Here
and More, A plaster on his face.

Speaker 6 (45:38):
Getting shot in here to take off all your clothes?

Speaker 3 (45:42):
Yes, who's saying it?

Speaker 6 (45:44):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (45:46):
It was Nelly, who played the character Waverley Wilson on
Shortland Street.

Speaker 6 (45:52):
Oh, next wife?

Speaker 3 (45:54):
Yes? What was it? What's yes? Okay, he's gonna get
one out of two? Who had a world record two
hundred and twenty two on a test match against England
and two thousand and two in New Zealander.

Speaker 6 (46:11):
Great New Zealer.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Richard Hadley.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
No, it was Nathan Astall. You've got to get this
one correct, Melissa. And what PlayStation game? Might you hear?
The phrase digs like a demented. Mall speaks like a
demented Yeah, Melissa's not going to get this right.

Speaker 6 (46:31):
Sexus, Oh PlayStation game.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
I do not know.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
There's going to be people screaming at their radios around
the Clussroom's own Almo Rugby, Melissa, and you got two
and then Ruder purposely put two sport questions there at
the end, so he's saying you were her gym arrival
and then you have tried to sabotage her.

Speaker 4 (46:58):
Well, now she needs to get rid of videos that
she's taken.

Speaker 6 (47:02):
That the pan listing that scenario was quite speticular.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
It's not the first on the show, won't be the last.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Mylessa have a lovely day, bad luck.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
I'd like it. I'm just gonna scrub out. I'm gonna
talk to a college there. I won't back it into
the roll of honor. A hundred dollars up for grabs tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
Yeah, my list's bad luck as someone else's gain tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (47:26):
Jerry in the Night, The Hurarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Times for your lame's claims to fames, Oh hyadache or
three four eight three. No claim is too lame.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
No, they can't be too lame. In fact, the lame
of the better. We've given you a chance to jump
the Q on socials on Instagram, The Hurdarchy Breakfast on Instagram.
You can go in there and type them and like
Blake did, I saw the Hyaena Dominic Harvey in the
Zone on a run on Simon Street on the weekend.
Now I presume he means two different people, the Hyaena
which is Damien McKenzie, yes, and Dom Harvey in the

(48:01):
Zone on a run on Simon Street on the weekend.
Now you have been confused for dom Harvey in the past.
Were you running with Damien McKenzie.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
That's right, I forgot. That's one of my lame claims
to come. I was confused for Dom Harvey at the
christ At Airport security.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Yes. Well.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
The lady when I was going through the security said
to me, how are you? I said good, thanks, good,
and she goes, I really enjoy your podcast and I said, oh.
As a joke, I was like, oh, thanks. I also
to a radioshow. I'm not sure if you're aware, right,
and she said oh oh, and I said, yes, yeah,
I do. She seemed she didn't get the joke, and
I was like, maybe she doesn't. That's quite weird. Went

(48:40):
through security and then at the other end then she
she runs up to me. I was out. I was
out the back end of it. And then she runs
up to me and says, sorry, I actually got you confused.
I thought you were Dom Harvey. So I was gone
by the stage you could have left me.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
It was fine, No, no, no, need to know. I
need him to know. I don't know who he is.
I don't want him going through thirty some you know,
I need to I need him to know. I don't
know who the hell you are, right, John said to
get out of here. Another one through on Instagram. This
is from Will. I was Christian Leo Willy's front fiance's
biokim partner in twenty seventeen.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
Oh okay, so here's a biokim partner.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Yep of Christian Leo Willie the number eight for thesad
thumped the Chiefs on the weekend Beyonce his fiances biokim partner.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
It's a grotny lame claim to fame.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Get away out of it. Will Dwayne has messaged in
stop my eighty eight Suzuki Samurai for Dame Valerie Adams
at a crossing and Meta Mata in twenty fifteen.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
That's pretty good. Yeah. If you are stopping at a
crossing and then you see Dame vel cross across you,
you will never forget that. I remember once upon a time,
me and some mates had been on the fucking Manas
and we were going through the domain and we came
around a corner and there was a police stop and
I was like, oh no, this is not good. And
the policeman stopped us but just stayed in front of

(50:04):
the car, and I'm like, I'm not going to walk
around and talk to us. Thank goodness, what's going on?
And at that moment we waited for about a minute
and then across in front of us ran April or
Ema carrying the Olympic torch. And she ran across the
intersection with the Olympic torch. It must have been nineteen

(50:25):
ninety nine because it was for Sydney two thousand and
then you jogged past us, and then the policeman waved
us on our way. Again, was like, well, that was
one of the weirdest things that could have ever had.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
High was your heart rate? Really?

Speaker 3 (50:38):
Everything was high?

Speaker 1 (50:39):
So much going on Todd Center. And I once boarded
an Air New Zealand plane that Ben Smith got off
before me.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
Oh that's good. Yeah, that's got an entire plane of people.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
And Ben has sat on. Not Ben Smith, Ben Belcher.
I umpired a game of cricket with Billy Bowden.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
That's great.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
You would not want to make a single call there, eh, okay.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
So hold on, Billy Bolden was Billy Bolden. So it
was you and Billy Bolden umpiring the game.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
You'd have to assume.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
So I wonder if I wonder if Ben was at
Squall League the whole time and Billy just went from
you know, proper umpy stump pumpy a stumpumpy or wonder
how that worked.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Oh, you'd leave it to him, wouldn't you. He wouldn't
want to make a call just to get over overturned
by him. Keep text coming through three four eight three.
We'll get to those next week. You can give us
a call. Oh eight hundred hodaki, Oh eight hundred and
four to eight, seven to five. What is your lame
claim to fame for a Tuesday? Lame of the bed
and no claim too lame?

Speaker 3 (51:30):
And we'll get to this one about Peter dun dropping
someone on the head when they're scender of the Christmas Mall.

Speaker 5 (51:35):
Jerry and Midnight the Hodikey Breakfast, Jerry and Night the
hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
No claim to fame is to lame three four eight
three or eight hundred hodaki. That's the way to get
hold of us. Was working next to one of the
Barrett brothers who was moving house. I gave him a
way in his own driveway, shed driver, So how does
that work?

Speaker 1 (51:58):
I gave word he was in his own driveway. You
were trying to come up as driveway.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
I don't understand that probably needs a bit of explanation there.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Maybe that was too late.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
I walked past all the food fighters except Dave, as
they were walking into the Premium lounge at Auckland the
airport after one of their millions of Auckland shows drinking.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Dave's on the private jet. Probably you reckon he goes
by himself.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
I'd say, he wore. I mean, he's worth hundreds of
millions of dollars. Yeah, so I'd say, so.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Undreds of millions of dollars rockstar. And you're telling me
to cheated on his wife.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
Don't believe it. When we spoke to Dave Grohler we
while ago, we were talking to him about success and
how people can make money, and he was talking he
said that he'd never really looked at his bank account.
So his dad was an accountant, and his dad encouraged
him to save all his money, and so his dad
just used to He just put all of his money
when he made money into a bank account with his dad,

(52:53):
and then it ended up being like millions and millions
of dollars. But he never really looked at It doesn't
matter things for you. No, he really care about money,
and he's just got all this money. He said, he
doesn't really care about it. But if he wants to
buy something, he just goes and buys it.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
You know what, I'm living like that on a fraction
of it. I've always lived like that. I don't look
at my account. It's like, oh yeah, three thousand dollars
overdrawn it damn.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Let's go to Sira from Auckland, not Sarah, Welcome to
the show.

Speaker 5 (53:22):
Name.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
What's your lamee claim to fame?

Speaker 1 (53:26):
My great uncle was the judge High court judge that
allowed radio hierarchy to become a radio station. And so
what we're doing here this morning is your fault, Sarah.

Speaker 6 (53:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Sorry.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
We've got some stuff up on the wall which might
have your great uncle's name on it. We've got the
license that was approved.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Yet the license and then the other ones are cease
and decass for the titdy too, all right, So that
wouldn't have been.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
It wasn't him.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Donald Sinclair, Donald Sunkline, Oh God bliss, Donald Sunclea. Yeah,
thank you to Donald Sincline, Thank you do you? Sarah.
Great line claim to fan.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
Is Angie Morning, Angie morning, How are you good? What's
your line? Clime to find Angie?

Speaker 6 (54:15):
Steve Smith used to live with me in England and
still owes me money as Australian cricket weird looking asshole.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
How much money we're talking, Adam? How much money are
we talking?

Speaker 5 (54:31):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (54:31):
Only like a few thousand at the time. But I
was setting up my own business and honestly, he's the
oddest person I've ever met.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
I believe that. What was the business.

Speaker 6 (54:42):
I was setting up a lazy clinic. But he was
living with me because he was coming over to England
to play cricket for our local cricket team because Neil
fairbrother was our patron and Steve never played because he
got homesick and missed his mum. And basically I beat

(55:02):
him at Paul. He threw up outside of a TAXI
owed me a lot of money and went home.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Ge okay, your experience of mother's not good as it
hasn't changed my opinion of him.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
A call and wold luck getting that money back. Yeah
you should just him Blake, Good morning, welcome to the show.
Good Blake. What's your laying time to thame?

Speaker 1 (55:28):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (55:28):
We had We were over the golf ove and on
Sunday and had a nervously boring conversation with Kelly sledder
about about the weather and his.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Form has form on the surfboard or on the golf course.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
The golf course, the golf course.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
How's he going?

Speaker 3 (55:44):
He was good. He was great to check to. Actually
he was very, very easy to talk to. But that
was a great experience. I imagine he can talk some weather. Well,
it was the weather was terrible on a couple of
days here, so no, he was riding to the rain
because stuff. Thanks for your call, Bake. Here's some more here,
black cap. Cole Macconchie's brother owes me and buy. Okay,

(56:09):
we're getting into situations where where famous people owe you money.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Yeah, gotta be careful with that. Look, we maybe we
need another decollection segment on another day of the week.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Can we just take it like a couple of minutes
from the Smashing Pamary, just to read through these legal
them before I read them blind the lawyers across them. Yeah,
it's a wise thing. Three four A three eight hundred
hidache you're language or if anyone knows any money trying
to stay away from deformation.

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