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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Welcome along to the Hurdarchy Breakfast US. It's a Monday,
the thirtieth of March twenty twenty six. My Dame's Jimmy Wells.
This is Manyah Stuet.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Morning, Jerry, Thank you very much. Thank you guys. Hey, please,
you didn't need to do all of that morning, Zoe.
She just shaking your head. You definitely didn't need to
do any of that. Short week fellas short week, and
I'd like to flag that early. I'd like to flag
that early for everyone around the country. We do not
have to work on Friday. Also, you can't buy person
on Friday, so bear that one of mind. But something
to look forward to it on this Monday morning.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Thank goodness for Jesus.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yeah, what did Jesus? Oh, Jesus died freezing for the season.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Thank goodness for Jesus dying for his death?

Speaker 3 (00:49):
What were wo mean to do?

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Women?

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Pleased about Jesus dying because.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
He came back. That's why. So you don't have to
be you don't have to be said about it, and
I think the reasons he died, Yeah, for the bunnies
and the chickens and the eggs.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
You guys had an Easter egg Yeah, yeah, I have it.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, Well later on, let's talk about
our favorite Easter eggs. Actually, I got stuck in to
the Hot Crosses last night for dinner, actually for dinner,
for dinner.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yeah, damn huge lunch. We hum by yourself. Yeah, how
did you know? Bachelor? How did you know? Because you
chucked then Adams on the movie on and you had
a Hot Cross bund for dinner, very beers and turned
in early lonely exactly what happened? You were a bachelor? Classic.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, lot's coming up this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Nice to have you with us.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
I'm Hadicky breakfast, Jerry and the night the Hodichy breakfast
for me.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Easter.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
We're just talking before about Easter and Easter eggs and
Hot Cross buns. Easter is the festival of choice for me.
If you're choosing between the birth of Jesus and the
death of Jesus, I'm going to take the death.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Everything for death. Yeah, you do, you always have. It
was just Easter is just a very chill weekend. The
not being able to buy beer on the Friday, that
one annoys me a little bit. It's like, come on,
what do we do?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
That is annoying And I don't think you can buy
it on a Sunday.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, it sucks because you've got that long you got
the four days. Yeah, so it's the longest of the holidays.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
You get caught out every single time.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, but you can't quite do what you want. But
the good news is you don't have to buy presents
for people, so the pressure is off.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Although you do, you do well, you actually you're right.
You don't have to buy people in these three orthough
you kind of should for the people in your life.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
That's easy though. You just grab one from the supermarket. Yeah,
everywhere at the moment of the supermarket and they're in
the most convenient places, which is right by so you
can just grab whatever you want.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
So you buy yourself one Saturday, by self one again Sunday,
and then the day before Easter you buy some other
people ones. Y. It's quite droggering for me because as
a kid at Easter, my you know, because as a
parent you buy them and you know, you hold them
off until whatever it is Someday. You can never remember Monday,

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so Sunday you would come around and then Mom would
be like, oh, like I've had a moment of weakness
of I've eaten. I've eaten a few of the Easter eggs.
You know, Nana bought you an Easter egg and you
know your father said one. But you know just over
the way that not only would she clean them out,
but wow, she would clean them out because you can't.
I mean, look, I'm the same. You can't have chocolate
sitting in the house like that. I'm just going to

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dust it. And so she would sit trying to hide
it from me. The worst part was hiding it in
the stomach. Should then give me a play by play
on which ones were the best? One had? Like you know,
chocolate coins came with it.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
That's triggering. It's a time when things were promised and
then taken away.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
But I can't pretty early is that this is what's
going to happen. I know that I will do that
as a father as well, when kids doing the same thing.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Well, I don't like the hollow Easter eggs. I got
to say, I'm not really interested in those, the big ones.
I eat them, Yeah, I eat them, but I don't
like I don't love them.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
It's just too much nothing, isn't it. And they're kind
of awkward to eat. Where do you stand on a rabbit.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
I'm not interested in the.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Rabbits.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
I don't like the rabbits. But as a kid I
used to I remember my mom would always get us
a rep. My mum would have she's a big Easter fan.
She's huge because she's.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
A chocoholic basically.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah, so she was a messive Easter fan. There was
always the marshmallows.

Speaker 6 (04:20):
I don't like those.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
You know, if you tried them recently, they've gone on
with they've got things like pineapple lumps, or they've got
some interesting flavors. They've got some mint flavors. No, that
sounds grass but really, okay, that's interesting.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
I saw also there's headlines getting about that the Cadbury
mini eggs. There's a shortage of them around the country,
and I know, I know I am contributing heavily to
that shortage. You know why, dude, every time we go
to the supermarket, that always put them right by the counter.
Like you were saying, before those things are just and
once you open that, you got to eat those whole thing.
The other tiny little ones with the like the hard

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shell on the outside and the like speckled yellow and
green pestl color.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, I think an know the ones. And it's got
the tinfoil on the outside, the foil wrapping.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
No, no, no they don't. They come in like a
like a plastic wrapper package.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Well and they just chocolate with no outside.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Well, they've got the hard shell outside on them. Yeah,
they are delicious old and I don't know those ones
get well, you won't find some, you won't be able
to try them. So I bought one of the bigger ones.
It was labeled as like a cabre mini egg, you know,
Easter egg thing at the counter, got it home, unwrapped it,
and it had the little tin foil ones in there.
It didn't actually have the mini eggs because of the shortage.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Okay, see, I like the tin foil ones, but I
like the slightly bigger tin foil ones. A bit of
a snob when it comes to that. The other ones
with the with the purple and the gold kind of
squiggle stripes, those ones there, they've got to make me
a bit of Turkish.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Delight in them or something. Oh yeah, yeah, all those
ones some good stuff. What I can't go is those
There was a period there when I was a kid
with a bigger was better and they were trying to
make the world's biggest you know what I mean, And
it was like how big your one was, but the
thing is to save money. It was like they taste
the love they made out of candleworks. They were awful.
Those things.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah, we've got because my mum tries to do an
Easter egg hunt for the kids. Normally we're away at
our family batch and she'll do a hunt. She loves
doing an Easter inaccount. And what generally happens is she
is too good at hiding the eggs, and so the
kids go around. It becomes like this intense Lord of

(06:28):
the Flies situation where kids are taking out of their kids.
There's there's there's injuries. The bigger kids are smashing the
little kids. It's like it's brutal. They've all got their bags.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
It's it's a full free for all, but tearing families apart.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
I'm still finding eggs, you know, like six months later
around the places and it's subtracting rats and all sorts
of stuff. Yeah, she's been shut down this. Yes, she's
not doing it.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Oh really, no, not doing it. I've been it.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Wow, she's broken her elbows so she can't get around.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
At least one he's broken its elbow. It's a damn Jamee.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
It's not good for the easter egg industry, that's for sure.
She was propping it up.

Speaker 7 (07:05):
I reckon Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Today we're going to hark back to eighteen sixty nine.
This is a bit before my time, but you guys
might remember it. Big old year for Insia, Big old
year for Insy. Three of the biggest things that I
think we base our cultural identity around happened in eighteen
sixty nine. First was University of Otago was first founded
in eighteen sixty nine. Yeah. The initial goal was the

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union could prop up the local economy in the wake
of the gold rush, so they ran out of gold, like,
let's put a university in here and that'll prop us up. Didn't.
Fees were initially three guineas a semester, which is four
hundred and fifty dollars or three leaders of ninety one.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Wow, Okay, that's super interesting. I know that. I know
that as well in eighteen sixty nine that Dunedin was
an incredibly wealthy place because of all that gold that
was coming through.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Gold and then the cot as well.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yes, you can see it when you go up High Street.
In all of those parts is a huge houses. Yes, yeah,
and they were all individually owned.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
I feel like the whole South Island is like that
my entire childhood. I remember looking around at every town
and city that I'd go through and be like, we
messed it, didn't We had all happened about a hundred
years ago. Yeah, there were train lines going everywhere, and
there was money and blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
And then you look down at the exchange down in
that southern end of town there past at the other
end of the octagon south to holy massive buildings.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Yeah there was.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
There was a shitload of money going through there.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Yeah. I am an alumni alumnus, mister tumnus of the
University of Otaga. We killed it, and I can tell
you that it was. It was founded with the express
purpose of burning couches, getting absolutely on the ever living person.
I remember thinking, because I had I had taken a

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gap year before I went to UNI, and I was
very aware that it wasn't real, you know what I mean.
We're all at Unie, we were decking around whatever. So
I was like, let's pass up as much as we
possibly can, because when we get real jobs, you can't
do it anymore. Boy, was I wrong, because you definitely can.
How Castle streety? Did you go very hide street?

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Ye?

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Street y? Right, one beside Hyde Streets, sort of around
the corner a little bit there. Used to have the
massive Hyde Street kick party. Got pretty got pretty involved
in Castle Street as well. Okay, burn any couches? Yeah,
burned a few couches, man, there was one day.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
How many couches are there that they could? I mean
they must be running out by now.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
They go through a lot of couches. Yeah, there was one.
We were on the dark side of the Dundas Street
hell with studams at the top of it. You'll know
if you were there, And we were down the bottom
of that burning a couch. And I was ready hammered
at this point, and as I as I turned around,
a fire truck came over the top of the hell
and like dive bombed us and just started blasting the

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hose around and it was one of the most terrifying
experiences of my life. I was pretty twisted that point,
and I was like, I mean.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
It's probably for the best that those couches get burned,
to be honest, because someone that are harboring some perfect diseases.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Yeah. Yeah, we had a burnt leather couch at the
front of our flat for the longest time because it
just wouldn't go up because it was weird and leather. Yeah,
so every now and then I'm going to try and
burn it.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Yeah. Those police are ones are the best ones. Yeah,
they go up once from the seventies.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
Man, they got eighteen sixty nine. Also, the first game
of football in New Zealand played under rugby rules may
have been in a match between huangan Ui Town and
a County and County Country Jesus Monday mornings at Suburban
on Saturday, nineteenth June eighteen sixty nine. There was still
no score when darkness fell after two hours of hard kicking,

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so the game was completed on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Okay, well there's too much kicking. I thought there was
too much kicking in that game in eighteen sixty nine,
so too much, spit the ball for goodness sake, put
it through the hands.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
And signs of things to come. A scheduled foot race
did not come off as both competitors were disabled in
the football match. Well, the game later that winter was
marred by frequent oaths and bad language by boys of
fifteen and sixteen.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Well, this is the thing about rugby in those days.
It's just basically a way for men to get together
and touch each other.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
That's right in those days. Until recently, Charles Monroe was
credited with introducing rugby school rules to the New Zealand
in a match between Nelson College and Nelson Town. That's
the one that we generally celebrate is the first game ever.
But in twenty twenty, Ron Palinskis a historian and discovered
the eighteen sixty nine fund anoid chronicle listing a football

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match under rugby rules. Same year eighteen sixty nine is
when New Zealand first proclaimed an insign. That was our flag.
So up until then you had to have a flag
to be able to drive ships around the world. And
that was the first time we had a New Zealand
flag and we basically haven't changed it since except for
the one time that we had the flag referendum held

(11:48):
in twenty fifteen at the request of Savilli John Keith,
who can forget who wanted to change really, John Keeth,
I think we didn't go far enough and we should
have changed the national anthem. That needs to be changed
more the anthem because I think we could have changed
the anthem to describe not many. You know what I mean.
Ladies and gentlemen, if you are able, please be upstanding

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for the Mormon Tabernacle choir rendition of not many if any. Yeah,
and so that is old Dude's name. Years for Monday,
the thirtieth of March twenty twenty six, eighteen sixty nine,
coming out Rugby UNI in the Flag.

Speaker 7 (12:26):
Jury and the night the Holdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Time for you later sport headlines thanks to expert l
to the beer for here. Liam Lawson has taken a
second consecutive points, finished claiming ninth at Formula one's Japanese
Grand Prix Mercedes Cammi and Toinelli one again after his
maiden triumph in Shanghai, with McLaren's Oscar Pstree second and
Ferrari's Charles Leclch third at nineteen Antonelli is the youngest

(12:50):
driver to lead the F one Championship.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
It's always surprised me that there are I mean again,
I don't know anything about motor games, but it's always
surprised me that there aren't more young drivers because I
sort of look at it as basically the same as esports,
and that is all entirely reactionary and the young as
anyone who's ever aged before knows your reactions go, they're

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the first thing that go.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah, definitely. But I think it is well experience, maybe
a little bit of experience driving, knowing where you're blind spotters, yeah,
knowing how to give way in certain situations.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
The worst drivers on the road to old people.

Speaker 6 (13:26):
I think we can all agree on.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Wow, old old.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
When you see someone coming through a round about their
mouth hanging wide open, your boy, oh boy, we're about
to get in the crash.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
I believe there's a sweet spot, but also driving to
the conditions and when they.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Change, reducing your speed.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yeah, only a fuel breaks the three or two second roll.
There's some damn falls one then yeah, the Gold Coast
have beaten some. George Elawara twenty two to fourteen to
wrap up the fourth round of NRL. The Warriors remain
second on the table six points.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
That's where we want to be.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
The Panthers are top of the table, the only unbeaten
team with four from four.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Yeah, damn it, damn it. Why that was so good? Yeah,
it's frustrating.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
And Kayla Raineck has cleared the ropes off the last
ball of the match from Susie Bates goide South Africa
to a two wicket victory of Neue Zealand and the
first Woman's One Day International of three and christ.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
Wow six off the last ball to went dramatic stuff.
Wow Yeah, what are you saying about the ropes off?

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Here river?

Speaker 8 (14:29):
Those ropes are really boreding from the boundary life. I
was surprised when I saw that.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
Fair play though Jerry.

Speaker 7 (14:37):
And nine the Hodiarchy breakfast.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
All right fell as a bit of a calmer story,
a nice story to start your Monday morning and this cup.
I may be right now attempting the most boring youn
and commercial radio this morning, but I'm willing to be brave.
Remember last year I bought a pair of gold shoes,
was a gift to myself for my birthday, and it
was off the back of slipping over on your golf

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course and sneakers.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Yeah, it was. I could. Let me just quickly explain
what I heard, because I was about to hit my shot,
and then I heard this cluttering and clattering of golf
clubs and I turned to see you slipping down a hell.
I mean it wasn't a steep hill, but slipping down.
It was kind of on the fairway and you'd slipped
over and your clubs would gone all asunder and everything

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was everywhere, and you were on your ass. It was
landing around like a cockroach.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
If you had a scene it happen like if it
happened in a movie while you're watching the movie, you'd
be like, that's a bit much. No one falls over
like that. That's how bad it was. It was like
feet in the ear, phone out of the pocket, soaked
through to my undies.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
And the greatest situation was that there was around where
you were. There was a green, there was a tea,
there was another green, there was another te So there
were about six groups of people who could see you
do it, which was great.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
It was very visible. Yeah, that's right. Antion's Texans, and
he's still banging on about these golf shoes, you Sam,
and so well what had happened when I bought? So
I had to go and buy these shoes. And I
went into one of those outlet stores and they were
on sale, and I was like, oh, I just couldn't
quite justify whatever. Blah blah blah. Then the missus goes,
you know what, go back and get those shoes tomorrow.
It so it's sweet. Went and got them, scanned the

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card right as it went beep, I saw the sixty
percent the might of him minute seventy percent discout that
I had seen the day before had ended that day.
Bip paid for the.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Whole thing six hundred and fifty five dollars. Oh my god,
it was.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
It was a seconding amount of money, to the point
where every time I look at them in my wardrobe,
you need to wear them out. I know, I know
she'll wear them to work. Anyway. On the weekend, karma
came back around. It wentn't for the good guys. I
went into the Levi's store, not an ad, they're not sponsoring,
although feel free to reach out, and I bought this jacket.
Here you will everyone will have seen a version of

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this jacket.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Black dinghim jacket for around mccollar.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Yeah, how much would you expect to pay something.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Like, Oh, that's a good question. Ah, look, I think
something like that a jacket like that nowadays, Levi's I mean, look,
it could be anywhere between. I think recommended retail, I'd go.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
Three two sixty two sixty two sixty. Yeah. I think
it was initially the original practice at an outlet still
mind you, was somewhere in the region of one eighty
one eighty two hundred, heavily discounted down to about one hundred,
and then on it it had a hand written tag

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that said twenty nine dollars. And I looked at it
and i went, what, I'm looking at that, and I'm going,
did they forget to write a one on that? Is
that supposed to be one hundred and twenty nine dollars?

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Or did someone just come along as a joke with
a sticker and just write twenty nine bucks on it?

Speaker 3 (17:43):
And so I was like, that's clearly a type. I'm
just going to ignore it. And then I was like,
you know what, let me just ask and just see
if for some stupid reason, this is a twenty nine
dollars jacket and so I asked the lady. I was like, hey,
just quickly on this jacket. Here, is that actually twenty
nine dollars? And she goes, oh no, sorry, that's a
that's a typo. I was like, okay, yeah, I thought.

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So she goes, because it's forty percent off everything in
the store, So that's actually seventeen dollars. What so that's Jack?
What has got a seventeen dollars? Seventeen dollars for.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
Jack?

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Can you put it on just quickly? That's seventeen dollars.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
That's twenty degrees in Aukland this morning. I decided I
had to wear it.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Seventeen dollars for that jacket.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
It was in a bit of jacket for seventeen dollars,
brand new, brand spanker. What I know what.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
That is actually probably how much the jacket cost to make.
You probably haven't listen to that. Please look at you
and that blank look at you and that black jacket resplendent. Yeah,
it looked like the Marty Tom Cruise.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
And so another win for the good guys. Cam has
come back around.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
This is the breakfast Jeremy.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Wells and the nice set, the Hurdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
So you would have seen that editorial and the Herald,
no doubt over the weekend. Petrol prices going up, but
drug prices coming down?

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Good news. Well, this is the thing. It's it's about
making it's about buying care we made.

Speaker 6 (19:06):
Is this news you can use on a Monday?

Speaker 3 (19:08):
It is?

Speaker 1 (19:08):
I mean, that's good news, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
It's news you.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Can say that's good news.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Well, look for certain members of the community. For the
myth enthusiasts out of.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
There, I mean it's probably not good news for the
for the people at the top of the chain. If
drug prices are coming down, I mean less margin for them.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Yeah, sure, great, anyone thought about it. Anyone thought about
the cartels here. I feel like they're doing okay. Yeah,
I think that's doing just fine. But this is the thing,
This is why we need to be manufacturing more stuff
here in our own country. And I feel like maybe
part of it is that we're getting better at it
as well, because I feel like only a few years ago,
every other weekend there was a house blowing up from

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someone trying to make myth. When was the last time you
heard that?

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Now I think we are getting better. Yeah, maybe just
health and safety centers are starting to find their way
down into the meth community as well. You'd have to
think so, or we're importing it. Maybe less of it's
being made locally.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
Oh right, Yeah, that could be happening as well. I
was sort of of the opinion that it was better
that we were buying care we made myth were I
don't know that imported crap.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Yeah, I don't. I think this. I reckon it's just
getting in here maybe a bit easier. I know that
it's still the most used I think maybe fucking manas
a higher are they? I think it's the most used drug.
And the waistboater testing anyway? Oh really myth is Yep,
myth is still right up there. Cocaine, it's on the rise.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Yeah, jeez, I tell you what to be going down
at the moment. It's half in petrol yep, noting to
be half a petrol at the moment because that has
gone through the roof.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Although with the half and petrol, if you just open
up your petrol cap and away you go, it's I
guess a multi use.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
That's putting a couple of couple of uses out of
the stuff. I watched the guy drive a V eight
into the petrol station used today and just drive it
straight back out again. I think man had a look, Yeah,
he had one look at his absolutely not, and then
just drove out again.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Can with some of those older V eights, can you
can you use ninety one on them?

Speaker 3 (21:02):
I think no, you'd want ninety five? Or my god,
is that expensive at the moment? What's ninety eight going for?
Who wouldn't be far off? Four dollars?

Speaker 4 (21:12):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Really, which is ridiculous.

Speaker 8 (21:13):
Wow, average in the country today three dollars seventy five.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Yeah for ninety average, Oh, that seems quite reasonable.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
Ninety one In my neighborhood somewhere arounder three forty five,
it's almost three point fifty. Okay, it's it's getting to
the point now where it's like I'm just going to
start walking every I think, because for three letters of
gas I could buy a brand new denim jacket in
some parts of the country. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Well, the other part about it, when you're going to
be running a horse, because you've got that horse paddic
that's quite close to you.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
I do, and I'm just gonna have the knick one
of those things. And now the thing is now that
I've talked about it on the radio. They're going to
know exactly how to look for one of the nags
goes missing.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
I haven't thought about a donkey, perhaps.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
An ass, Yeah and mine. It's just going to come
down to what I can get hold of, get a
bit of ass. How they can How are they getting
on bringing the moa back from the dead?

Speaker 5 (22:04):
Jerry and Mania The Holdarchy Breakfast. Jerry and Mania the
Hodarkey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
So we now had seven rounds of Super Rugby Pacific
in twenty twenty six. There are two New Zealand sides
tied at the top of the table. Big wins for
the Canes and the Blues mean that they are the
top two and we're joined by Sky Sport commentator Disgraceful Highland,
the Joey Wheeler Interesting weekend and the Super Ruga although

(22:32):
no crazy upsets.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
Joey, good on your fel. It's good to have you
back after one of the greatest jackets of all time,
A great excuse to get on the purse for five
days on the company credit. Gave well play, Jerry, You're
a master and absolute master. Yeah, look a hell of
another hell of a round of Super rugby. Yeah, my
Highland has obviously got back on track. But yeah, there

(22:56):
were a couple of blowouts there that probably little bit surprising.
I think that the game of the round that I
thought was going to be a real tight tussle, the
Hurricanes versus the Reds absolutely blew out the Canes. They
are hotter than Satin's unput at the moment, they are
that good geez are a good watch?

Speaker 3 (23:15):
Yeah. Why what is it about this Canes team this year? Ah?

Speaker 4 (23:19):
Mate? There's a couple of reasons for me. I think
they've built some experience and some real depths in their
squad over the last three years. And I think if
you look up front, yeah, they've got a couple of
big names in their squad, but at the moment, like
they're all Blacks, and Tyro Lomax he's not. He hasn't
played for them basically this whole season. But they've still

(23:39):
got you know, around I think I really understand it
was like one hundred and thirty caps in their front row.
They've got a ton of experience in their second row,
and they bought in obviously big two meter wells Warner
Derns from Japan, but also they've just got an embarrassment
of riches and they loose forwards, so they've got the

(24:00):
ability to rotate their players and get the most out
of them. But I think the next star on the
bye week, next week, the next run. I think they've
got ten nine games on the bount So he had
a bye round one and then this is the second bye.
They're basically right. They're right through to the finals now,
so their depth is going to be really, really, really tested.

(24:23):
But I think also that even Beauty, he's getting better
looking as as he's gone Ruben Love, he's been a
bit of a revelation. I know he's only two games
under starting, but he's he's looking very very confident obviously
that he's Yeah, he's gone good too.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
He's got the shirt off as well.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
Joey, have you noticed have you even noticed his drawlin
the chin? He's not like what he's like a dimple chin.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Yeah, No, that'd be crazy not to start exploiting that.
And if I was the Hurricanes marketing team, I'd be like, right,
we need to get more shots of you at training.
The problem is he's training in Wellington and it's absolutely freezing,
so it's a difficult opportunity to get the shirt off.
It's not like if you're over at the Brisbane Broncos,

(25:08):
for example, where you're essentially training without shirts the whole time.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
So I don't know.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
You're you're in Queensland for a week and you know
what the conditions are like.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
That's right. We didn't have a shirt on the entire time.
So yeah, we do know, but I can't tell you.
If you go to his Instagram page, he will take
his shirt off. Don't worry about that. You can get
your fixed.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
What about your get you excited on a Monday morning?

Speaker 6 (25:33):
You go?

Speaker 3 (25:34):
What about your loved landers? Joey? They look good on
the weekend and they well you.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
Hope so against the liner because they are awful, they
really are. And it was I don't know if you
guys saw it. There was a what's going on with
the power up there? And awkward? Not enough to fly?

Speaker 3 (25:49):
Or what how is that tower?

Speaker 4 (25:52):
A tower went out? And then what happened is that
the sky tracks are on that same power source that
go into North Harbor Stadium, but they have a battery
in their trucks that gives them I think it's eight
or seven or eight minutes of power to stay on
in the hope that power comes back in that time,

(26:14):
and it obviously didn't, so then the sky truck was gone,
broadcast was gone, and that was it. I couldn't get
it back, So Vica need to sort their ship right out.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
That was unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
And the funny thing is in the rules, I think
you've got to play sixty minutes before they can call
it off, and it was fifty eight. It was fifty
eight minute or something, so the players sat around for
five minutes and had to hit to play off.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
It's super weird. I think in the end, I think
accre g Lane ended up doing a bit of swap
over commentary. Yeah, and some people are blaming the Warrior's
loss on the fact that accre g Lanes started commentating
in that curse and they did something exactly at that time, terrifying.
Joe Wheeler, Skysport commentator Gracefulmhinnglo, thank you so much for

(27:01):
your time this morning.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
Good to have you back.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Jerran and I joined the complaints the Hidaki Breakfast discussion
group on Facebook for more.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
So we're on a quest to try and get you
on the gravy train that I am on. The gravy
train on through your social media you like everyone else.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Other people manage to somehow make a whole lot, not
actually money, but soon they get a lot of free
stuff out of their social media.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
You get absolutely nothing. Although I did get the helly
jacket from Camp Mandu and resplendent in the Coco. Brown
is brown clothing on a brown person a bit too much?
Maybe that's not for me to decide. But when I
go outdoors, I do it with Camp Mando. And that's
not an ad for legal reasons obviously, because they're not
a sponsor of this show.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
So have you had any feedback from campman dou after
your after your posts?

Speaker 3 (27:49):
Yep, they they commented on it. They commented, yeah, okay,
they said, a match made in Heaven, absolutely cooking. Oh
there we go. That's good. Yeah, they have they're all
in on the on operation Savy trade anything through the
back channels, well, I mean I guess that jacket. Yeah,
that's basically through the back channels. A lot of people
really getting on board with this, Like Handy Dandy commented

(28:12):
and said, I think I'm going to buy Cat Mandu
instead of any other brand.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Now it's fantastic.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
So this is the thing brands are hopefully starting to
realize that I'm a person who can shift units. Someone
else said, chill man, my girlfriend's on this app. Someone
else said, my new favorite influencer. Is there some sort
of discount code that we can use? And so all
of them. I just replied, big things coming, because that's
what you do when you're an influencer. You just say
big things coming all the despite the fact there's probably

(28:37):
not so all things.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Are looking quite good. We're going in the right direction
in terms of followers. The stats you were on three thousand, yeah, yeah,
exactly about three thousand flat.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Yeah, something like that.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
In the last thirty days, yes, five hundred and ninety
three people have joined the cult.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
They have joined the gravy train.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
I've joined. They've hopped in the caboose of the gravy train.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Lee's just takes a unit shifting units, well a real
way with words there, Lee, And I appreciate that, because
the next thing I think I need help with here, Jerry,
is the profile. Yeah. You know, when you go on
to your Instagram page and then the whatever thing is
your profile perck, then your name and then people usually

(29:24):
put like a thing in there, like describing what they do.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
I've noticed this.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
I've done none of these things. So so my profile
picture is of me at about god, how old would
I be this seven? Yeah, I'm a radio acero back
in the day. My uncle did a show there. Yes,
some selecting. I'm in a I'm in a wetsuit. So yeah,
okay at period headphones and a vicious bowlcut.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Yeah, brutal bowl cut, long before bowl cuts were cool. Actually.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
So yeah, you're looking.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
There and you're thinking there's a maybe an eight year
old who's on this account.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
Yeah, so we're so when people look for my account,
they'll find that and go where's that.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
You've got some branding issues.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
There's a little Korean book.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Yeah, you've got some major branding issues because A, it's Monika's.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Yes, so that when I downloaded the app that was
my nickname at university because our neighbor couldn't pronounce my name.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
And then it says Mania Stewart. Then there's a picture
of an eight year old, and then it says the
greatest sharer to never pick up a hand piece. You've
got sharing, you've got children, you've got your name plus
you've got another name. It could be anywhere, and there's
probably well, there's probably no other Mania Stewarts out there,
to be honest.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Well, annoyingly, there is one and it's and it's a child,
and they don't use their account. I've looked into this
to try and get because I've there's been a few
occasions where I've met people out in the wild and
they've said, oh, hey, Mana because they've just seen mynes.
They don't know who I am.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Okay, you're also just about you're dangerously close to the
quarter quarter to the to the one quarter four times rule,
which is you can never be following more people than
your than follow you. Now you should you should all
be at five it should be at five times five times,
so you should be following five times less people than

(31:08):
follow you.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Okay, So I got four thousand, two hundred followers, I'm
following a thousand accounts.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
So you just I think you're okay, there's probably about this.
Probably I know you're actually hearing this.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
It's probably about four hundred Meme accounts that I could
probably unfollow, and I'll probably unfollow you.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
To Okay, So I think you need to change your
profile pack. You change your profile name, and you need
to change your explanation of what you are.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
Okay to say what you are? I need to I
need to put what leads just texted a unit shifting units.
So the brands, no, do not contact me if you
hate shifting unit.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
You know, I think it should be it should be
nice to it, and then it should be broadcaster, and
then it should say radio, and then it should have
what you do radiohaockie, and then under that a unit
shifting units.

Speaker 7 (31:50):
Jury in the night the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
So you and I went along to the Warriors game
on Friday nights and they lost fourteen thirty two to
the West Tigers. I thought the West Tigers were going
to be easy bits. I put money on the Warriors
to win by thirteen plus.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Oh dude, I was my messus and I we like
to do our gambling at the ground. You go there
and you watch the warm ups and you see who
looks likely.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
It's like you go to the track the horse racing
and you watch them, you watch them go around the
bird cage.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
I locked eyes with Sam Healley and the warm up
and I was like, that's an omen put a bit
on him didn't come in, but neither did any of
the other three leagues that I put in there. So
look at if we're going to have an accountability session
and whose fault is it? And there's a million ticks
coming through on three four eight three on this as well,
I'd like to put my hand up. I just I

(32:42):
turn my back on who I was. That's the first
game I've watched from the corporate hospitality and at Matt
Smart and I'm gonna be honest, massive thank you to
the great New Zealander's Export Ultra who's sponsored the shirt.
They've got the best seats in the ground right on
the try line. Yeah, absolutely incredible. That's not who I am.
I am in the sideways reign with the with the people,

(33:03):
and I turned my back on who I was. Really,
I think I was about the problem.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
I think it's actually got to do more with what
you said on Friday when we spoke to Diehinwood.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
Wis Tigers suck and we have been absolutely humming to
start the season. Look, did I say that, Yes? Has
that been taking a little bit out of context?

Speaker 1 (33:22):
How could that be taken out of context?

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Perhaps?

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Like, how could that be that there's only one context
for that. You said Wi's tigers suck and we've been
humming the seats. I mean, there's another way you can
take that.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
Well, it was phrased as a question, not a statement,
but not in that.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Pee, I do not hear a question.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
But that's just the mainstream media twists in the narrative,
isn't it? Sure tis coming through? On three? Four oh through?
Whose fault is that the Warriors lost? Someone said, du
to Kesey's pop bit, I'm now biking to work, so
definitely Kesey's fault. So yeah, he's He was hosting a
hosted pot with Bitcher and they they did their ass
on the punt.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
What about the text here that's just come in from Mark?
What was the difference between this week and any other
week this season? Jason Hoyt publicly backed the Wars. I
introduced you, says Mark to the curse of the.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Hoyt potentially Emma in a shove of honesty and accountability.
She's put her hand up, she said, I'm so sorry.
It was the first time I'd watched the Wars this season.
I only watched two minutes while Higlanders game was stopped,
but it was enough for the Tigers to score their
first points. I promise I won't do it again.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Em Yeah, Mike, my step dad went to the Warriors
game twenty years ago. Last we again this week in
their lost coincidence. It's too much going on here. I mean,
I think the fact that I text you and said,
the fact that you said they were easy beats, you
got your head to yourself as a fan.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
I didn't. I didn't get a hit of yourself. I'm
willing to accept that, but that as part of the
Warriors fan experience is getting way to a head of yourself.
After three historic wins on the trot, I did, I
wrote them off and as I said to you in
the group chat, my tearb has the scars to prove it.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Yeah, not only did you get your hitting your helf
on the tab, you got hitting yourself at the game too.
Because at I think it was sixteen minutes into the game,
when Chance had scored and Jacob Laban scored as well,
you were like, right, this is going to be a
fifty point drubbing.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
I reinvested, you remiss, and my tab has discussed to
shoot Sam sticks through. Did g lane go? No? But
when the game that he was commentating cut out because
of the power isshes. He started commentating the Warriors game.
That's when they started losing. And then another text here
it's Shane Jones fault for the lost Thanks Scooter.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Yep, I'll blame Shane Jones for anything coming up after
the break. One hundred dollars worth of Bunnings vouches up
for grabs. It's academic.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
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Speaker 5 (35:42):
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You've just got to get three correct. Oh eight hundred
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Speaker 3 (36:06):
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(36:27):
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Speaker 1 (36:35):
Want to play, I'm just having a lot on based
on those schools. Gisbone, Hawk's Bay not well represented, Marlborough, Nelson, Tasman,
West Coast South, I'm not very well in the South if.

Speaker 6 (36:49):
They have plenty or corimand or anything like that.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
No, no, disappointing, actually disappointing. Let's go to Reuben from Nelson,
who's on the line. Morning, Ruben, how are you good?

Speaker 3 (37:00):
Mate?

Speaker 4 (37:00):
Yourself good?

Speaker 3 (37:01):
What school will you be representing today?

Speaker 4 (37:03):
Mighty Whymere College, William and Richmond Nelson.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
There we goowful here, we're okay, okay, this is finally
we need some representation from that part of the country.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
I think from memory, why there oh from one so
far and it's academic We've had one other have a crack,
but it's about to change out.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
I like the confidence on hundred dollar Bunnings about up
for grabs. You can do it, Reuben. I believe in you.
First question, whose fault is it that the Warriors lost
to the West Tigers on Friday Night?

Speaker 9 (37:36):
Oh, it's got to be got to be g lane, Yep, yep.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
What year was acdc's album Back and Black released?

Speaker 4 (37:43):
Oh, nineteen eighty six?

Speaker 1 (37:49):
It was nineteen eighty by what nickname might you know?
Sir Peter Leach as.

Speaker 4 (37:56):
The Mad Butcher?

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Correct?

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Got to get one more correct out of two. Band
originally recorded the song you just heard Live and Let
Die the Mighty Guns and Roses. No, that was the
guns and nicest version. Okay, actually, right here we go.
Gotta get this one. Ruben for the one hundred dollar
Bunnings about New Zealand and Colin mccahn is famous for what.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
Yeah Why?

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Mare College goes on to the its academic role of
Ruben from Nelson wins himself a one hundred dollar Bunnings.
Congratulations kids, you called it, Ruben.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
It was all about the change and it has so
I am going to run out of breath next time
I read that one school only just getting through it
at the moment is really start to flare up.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
The best way to catch up on what you missed
the Hurducky Breakfast radio show podcast.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
On the weekend, I got up with me and Keyzy
the man Barsa. We went out for dinner and we
were reminisced on it.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Did he pay for it?

Speaker 3 (39:03):
Was it a steak meal?

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Because remember are you used to do you used to.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
Owe me that steak meal? Do they steak mall?

Speaker 1 (39:10):
What happened with that steak mill us from last year?

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Seemed to they came good.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
I certainly haven't been paid for that steak meal.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
They came good anyway. So we're catching up with the
mate of ours who we were with in Bali a
couple of years ago, and we were reminiscing on an
evening we had at one of the swim up bars
there they have you can go and swim the pool.
And how about four hours into that afternoon, the sun
had set. We'd been at the swim up bar and
I noticed that one of the fellas had not gotten

(39:37):
out of the pool the entire time, Okay, And I
was like, I think I think I know what's going
on here. He lost his togs, he'd lost his togs. No,
he was just going number one at the pool the
entire time. And it was a debate that I'm sure
though they will rage on on the Big Show this afternoon,
I'm sure. But where do you stand on going on

(40:00):
ones in the pool?

Speaker 4 (40:02):
Well?

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Where do you stand? Where do you float on them?
I mean, look, in my experience, it really depends on
the pool, and it depends on the on the situation.
I've been involved in some pretty murky pools in my time. Yeah,
and I've also been involved in some heavily coronated poles.
But I've urinated in plenty of polls in my life,

(40:24):
plenty of poles. I just, are you saying you've never
urinated in a pool?

Speaker 3 (40:30):
You know?

Speaker 4 (40:30):
What?

Speaker 3 (40:30):
Are you saying?

Speaker 1 (40:31):
You're a pool urination virgin?

Speaker 3 (40:32):
I reckon, I reckon, I could hand on hearts. I've
never urinated in a pool yet? Really, I reckon? Yeah,
I reckon, I could because the idea to.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Me is apparent, Right, Okay, I think you're a disgusting Well,
well it might be disgusting, but you need to face
some facts. Every pool you go on has human waste
in it?

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Does that? But does that mean okay, well then it's
just fair game. Everyone just let rip the entire time,
you know what I mean. This is the problem with
you pool urinators is that you guys use the defense
of everyone else.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Is doing it, but that's safely numbers.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Yeah, it's like every single person goes I think it's discussing,
but everyone else is doing it, so I'm just gonna
do it. But you're all thinking the same thing. Yeah, yeah,
I mean, and this is the issue is you think, oh,
it's just one person, it's a massive pool, what's the harm.
But when there's twenty people in there.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
If there's twenty people in a smallish pool, but.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
I mean, like like we had the hotel in Austin, Oh,
and it was warm that pole. Honestly, one day it
was so murky. One day I got out and looked
back and it was the consistency of Barker's cordial, you know,
like the lemon squash one where you get in there
and you know, like a hazy ipa.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
I didn't see one person leave that pool for about
four hours. And it's just a standing around drinking pool.
I mean, any pool that's got a bar in it
that is essentially just a bar urinal. I'll describe it
as a as a as an immersive urinal.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
Look.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
I think I think most people. I think you'll find
on eight hundred HARDECHI four three four eight three. I'll
be interested to know the stats. But I think I
think you will be an outlier. I think, I mean ruder.
You're a well known pool. You'rein aated from way back.

Speaker 6 (42:14):
I mean not massively. I try not.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
You're in a middle of the office now.

Speaker 8 (42:17):
I try not to do it in small pools, but
I remember probably the last time I did it was
I was swimming with my child at a public pool
and the thought of getting out to go to the
toilet and get this kid out of the pool as well,
and then I was like, this is too hard.

Speaker 6 (42:31):
I'm just going to go. I'm going I am just
going to go.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
Yeah, is your pissing and pools? You're not in ruda
And this probably one of the biggest.

Speaker 6 (42:38):
Sessions I'm standing on the side.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Give us take three four three ping pools. Yesn't it
seen someone? But you may as well be. I draw
the line at number two.

Speaker 7 (42:49):
Jerry and Minight the Hodarchy breakfast.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
We're asking whether or not you're peening the pool. I
think MANI doesn't. Man I hasn't.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
Yeah, I don't think I have. I reckon, I reckon.
I can handle on hearts. I've never been in the pool.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
What about the sea with all the fishes, Yeah, one
hundred percent, because the fishes are definitely doing it.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
Yeah, there's way gross of things in the sea than
whatever you're doing. Also, it is almost infinite. The problem
with the pool is the proximity. You know what I mean.
If I'm peeing in the ocean, chances are it's not
going to get on you. But if we're at a
swim up bar at a hotel in Austin, Texas that's
the consistency of be hazy IPA, then chances are it
is going to get on you.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Well, I think there's the common misconception. It turns out
that urine is sterile, but apparently it's not. I mean
it contains bacteria.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
While old beliefs, apparently according to AI, suggested urine was
germ free, modern sensitive testing shows that bacteria, including various
species of bacteria, exist in low levels in the bladder
and urinary tram well, like, for.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Example, Jerry, if we were sitting, let's say at a bar,
you know, on dry Land, and I was just a
urinate on your leg and all over you're sort of
talk from about your waist down a hu. Would you
be cod? Would you be sweet with that?

Speaker 1 (44:05):
No? Not really?

Speaker 3 (44:06):
But what if everyone else in the pub is also
passing on your legs? Then would you be okay with it?
Because that is the mindset of people that peas and
pulls as everyone's doing it, so it's all good. But
if everyone at a dry bar was just pussing on
each other, you wouldn't be like, oh, they're all doing it,
it's all good.

Speaker 6 (44:21):
It wouldn't be a dry bar.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
So a lot of people talking about Bali Bali bars particularly,
but I mean you've got to say that those bars
that we went to, bar and Bay, most of those
stunk of urine.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Yes, what was that that? The bars?

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Is that that's why pubs in Australia have tiles on them. Yeah,
well that's an aussy thing. But I'd like to think
that we hold ourselves to higher standards here in New Zealand.
I think Rachel agrees with me. Good morning, Rachel, what's
your starts on number one's.

Speaker 10 (44:48):
I agree with you. I you might be rubbing up
against public urination laws. Biological terrorism. It's absolutely disgusting. But
in it addition, when you put biologicals into the water,
it reacts with the chlorine and then it creates like
a mustard gas that sits on the top of the pool,

(45:09):
which is fine for you guys that are six foot
talls standing at the bar, but it is not fine
for the little kids that are learning to swim. They
get out of the pool. Three days later, they don't
know why they can't breathe. They get asthma. Literally, you're
sucking mustard gas every time you add something to a
chlorinated pool.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
I got fine, Roch. But the kids of the mind perpetrators.

Speaker 10 (45:31):
Saying that they're not. I'm just saying that if you
put your kid in that environment, you now have a problem.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
That's okay. Thank you the children, is what you're saying, Rachel,
Thank you for the cool Roger children.

Speaker 10 (45:41):
Children.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
Think of the children, Jerry, you biological terrorists. It's a
great point. It's a great point. Someone else said there
and Fejan saw well non all black standing a ba
and a pola five or six hours. Didn't get out once.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
I've got big bloeds.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
Some of those all blacks to be few.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Yep, another stuff.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
When I said no, not even a swim up bar
and Baly bring back the lie that there's chemicals in
the water that make your pego read.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Anybody who's ever urinated in a pool knows that that's
not true. No alb and then people start this is
the thing. You start lying to people about that next thing.
You know, they think that if they're getting some kind
of injection, then they're going to get some kind of
other disease. You worry about other misinformation. This is where
it all starts. Urine says, Josh is powerful. There's a
patch of grass outside my door that can attest to

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that box.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Tickston one hundred percent. Pem Pole is about the only
good thing about swimming. Anyone who goes to swim up
bar and hops out the peas some serious issues and
they need help. Think of the children.

Speaker 7 (46:42):
Bog Jurry in the night the Holdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
I had a question a post to me over the
weekend that I wanted to run past you guys because
I feel like you guys will know the answer to
this and it is as you get older. As you
continue to age, does the age range of people that
you find attractive age with you. For example, when you
get to about seventy or eighty, do you then find

(47:09):
seventy or eighty year old people as attractive as you
found people in your own age range when you were younger.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
Look, I know, you thirty five year olds to look
at us, four thirty four year olds, look at us,
look at us people who are a little bit older,
like we're all lady. But you know I'm not there yet.
I'm forty nine. I'm not quite at a so I
can't tell you exactly what an eighty year old. I know,
you guys look at us. Old people are all the same,
and you put lump us all together as old people.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
You're just old to me. So do you see me
as old as I see Jerry? A question, because we're
sort of about the same agor part ten years each,
same separation.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
So I'm like this has turned back on, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
I'm not sure how an eighty year old goes with
her an eighty year old looks. I mean, I do
know an eighty year old who was recently It started
a new relationship and they are hot to trot for
each other.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
Yeah, how they got They.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Are getting it and I kind of walk down on
something the other day.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
But anyway, that's another story. But they are.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
They at eighty, they're still getting busy.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
I've heard there's a renaissance of sorts in your seventies
and eighties are reawakening.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
There's medications that can really help you with these things.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
Extend your playing career a little bit.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Yeah, and I think sometimes those medications can cause problems.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
Yeah. Leo DiCaprio is the man to ask about this.
Writ it's this texture on three four eight three. Yeah,
it could be he goes.

Speaker 6 (48:36):
The other one on the other way, he goes the
other way.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Yeah, well that's what I'm saying. Does it stagnate or
do you turn seven in then you're like, damn seven
year olds.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Eight hundred forty eight seven two five. I mean, look
as a as a as a fifty year old. Basically,
I can tell you that I still find fifty year
olds attractive. Yeah, and now I didn't find fifty year
old's attractive when I was thirty thirty four, So yeah,

(49:06):
I suppose so far, anecdotally, you do you find people
of your own age attractive and mentally, I mean, I
know this is the thing that you'll struggle to understand,
but mentally people can be attractive because of how they are,
not necessarily how they look.

Speaker 6 (49:22):
That sounds like, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (49:25):
I don't know if you guys have gone that man
have gone on to Liz Hurley's social media recently, but
she's about sixty two.

Speaker 6 (49:32):
And if you want to think about a sixty.

Speaker 8 (49:35):
Two year old that still looks hot, I don't I know,
why might I to go and have a look at that.
I heard someone actually in our office, someone that sham
Moraine Nameless, a woman in her thirties, that was talking
about how hot Brad Pitt was, And I found that
a bit weird because Brad Pitt's thirty years older than her. Yeah, yeah, okay,

(49:57):
is that all right? So if I just point out
just your random bridge sixty five year old, how do
you find them?

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Is it something to do with the age of your parents?
Like anybody that's the age of your parents starts to
get a little bit cone for me.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
Right, I didn't think about my parents thinking.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Like for me, like anybody under the age of eighty three.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
Text, So a couple of texts through on elbow three
for three James. When James was twenty he found forty
five year old woman very attractive. Someone else said geriatric
sex and urination and all time. Hi, guys, didn't you
find love on a bus? Mania? And then this text
just says jj phoene Quistion.

Speaker 7 (50:36):
Mark Jerry and Midnight the Hdiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
Sports Chat with acc Head g Lane, brought to you
by Export Ultra the beer for here.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Welcome to the show, acc Head and noe Urinator and
Paul's g Lane.

Speaker 9 (50:55):
Hey, doesn't urinate in Paul?

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Well, I'm a nice jaldor apparently.

Speaker 9 (50:58):
No, I don't believe it. You do, not believing you.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
Come on my shirt and call me a lile gla.

Speaker 9 (51:05):
Not once in your life have you leakage out.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
Hand on her? I believe not once in my life
have I urinated in a pool. I just think I
was raised better than Thatt.

Speaker 9 (51:16):
Is you god given right to leak in a pool?
Do you leak in the scene?

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Oh? I leak in the scene big time. And I'll
leak in the shower, okay, and leaking a handbase and
of course too, but I will not leak in a pool.
Excuse me? Wow, okay, all right. H subsequent question, ge Lane,
as you've aged, have the range of people that you
found attractive aged alongside you?

Speaker 4 (51:41):
Who is this a trap?

Speaker 3 (51:44):
No? No, no, well, I mean it could be trap
yourself in front of it, like a trap in front
of middle stump.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
No.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
I just wanted to know. It's like, as you get older,
when you're seving here, do you find out the seven
year olds attractive?

Speaker 1 (51:55):
He's not seven. This is the thing when I keep saying,
not saying, Lane, see anybody over the bloody age of
forty or seventeen.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
That's not what I'm saying. I know Lan's only sixty.
But anyway, talk some sports hoose fault? Was it that
the Warriors lost on the weekend?

Speaker 9 (52:10):
Look, listen, there's a set of circumstances that happened on
Friday night that that was very unusual, because I don't
know if you caught any of the minor PASCIFICA Highlanders game.
With about twenty five minutes left, one of the light
towers went out at Albany Stadium, and then not long
after that, the entire broadcast went down, And I don't
know if you guys, I mean, Paul the Curtains back.

(52:32):
We will rely quite heavily on getting some vision of
the game. So at that point we're staring at a
blank screen. So we decided to wear what we'll just
call the Warriors game. So we switched over called the
Warriors game. Washed the Tigers score fourteen unanswered points ado
a half time, and we thought, I let's switch to
the all whites Finland. Switch to your white Finland Finland

(52:52):
back of the net too, no Ah, and then we
decided to call it a knot. Myself and Tony Laa
were like that, that's the sign from the gods were out,
and we basically we shut down the broadcast after that. So, look,
I wouldn't say it's our fault of that Warriors lost,
but it was. I'd blame it all the way back

(53:14):
to the Albany Light toower.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
What's the chance that all three of those things were
What is the chance this is that curse? People were
blaming you this.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
Morning on three for three games, even Friday night, Lane,
they were coming up to me at the ground asking
if g Lane was here when the Warriors started going down,
And it turns out you kind of were and around
about your spirit.

Speaker 9 (53:34):
Was there a roundabout kind of way. It was the
hell of a Friday night.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
What about Super Rugby? We just talked to Joe Willer
about it. Outside of that one game where the towers
went down and pretty much went chalk, didn't it all
the all the favorites one, yeah.

Speaker 9 (53:48):
All the favorites one. The chiefs just scraped in over
there with the Western weakness, which but it's a tough
assimon going all way over there. At the whole of
the hurricanes looked dangerously dangerously good though, which is disappointing
anyone who lives outside of the Willing to Greater Wellington region.
We did on the Gender podcasts. We were wondering are
there any hurricane stands? And it turns out there's quite

(54:08):
a few of them, and they're quite a useful as well.

Speaker 4 (54:10):
They live.

Speaker 9 (54:12):
They aft a number of messages on our yours please
just absolutely having a God me so that they are
out there.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Are out there, of course out there, and there'll be
more of them. Actually, if they could see Ruben Love
with the shirt off I reckon every hurricanes piece of
you know, like whenever they say that instead of having
the what is the Hurricanes motto. It should just have
him with a shirt off, and I think and then
Hurricans beside it there and I reckon that they would
become even more popular.

Speaker 9 (54:40):
Yeah, he's a real first trap is old Reuben the
love Muscle and something. Their social media managers doing some
great work pre season. Obviously, with all the players working
out in the summer heat with no clothes on. I
think that needs to carry on that something's happened, that's
kind of let up on that they need to get
back into the showers. Maybe a live stream of showers
afterwards would be good. It's a live camera.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Yeah, well maybe some kind of indoor training. The problem
is that if they do train in Wellington and the
window with the shirts off, essentially they'll all end up
with pneumonia. Yeah, there's the problem.

Speaker 9 (55:10):
Yeah, that is that is a major problem. But I
ain't nothing that can't be fixed. But yeah, Round seven
all over, we move into Round eight next weekend.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
Who are the Warriors go next weekend?

Speaker 9 (55:18):
They've got the Sharks or something. We choked that up
as another another.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
L over there and well Shark Park. Unless you're trying
is this a reverse curse that you're trying to instill here.

Speaker 9 (55:28):
Laneretty much pretty much?

Speaker 3 (55:31):
Hey do you lane?

Speaker 1 (55:32):
You'll know the question to this because you're all over
the f one. Do the drivers have catheters?

Speaker 4 (55:38):
Nah?

Speaker 3 (55:38):
No, hour two hours are.

Speaker 4 (55:44):
Sweat it out?

Speaker 9 (55:44):
You sweat it out. Yeah, I mean you sweat it out.
You sweat out any excess they quid. I mean, look,
if you're a driver, you're only out there for it.
It's only an hour and a half. Surely you can
hold on for an hour and a half. You're not
out there for like twelve hours either.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
You're to take on a lot of fluid.

Speaker 9 (55:59):
These are young men with very strong prostates. Okay, so
I don't think I don't think they're going to They're
not like you, Jeremy. We had to go pee every
twenty minutes, and when there's a p it's a small
little dribble. Matter of Mills is worried about athletic.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
He's worried about the rumblestrips when they go over the rumblestrips.

Speaker 9 (56:17):
Well, I've done. I've actually known Jeremy to actually just
ride the rumblestrip for his own pleasure. If you, if
you watch him on the motorway, he just sidled on
that rumble strip gets that little hum through the pyrenem.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Either way, don't you tell people my secrets? You laugh.
Thanks very much. We'll talk on in the week. We're
going to talk to you on Thursday, by the way,
to see you not okay, Thursday's.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
The new Friday. Jesus died about to die.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
You should know that you're Christian school.

Speaker 7 (56:48):
Jerry and I the hod Icky Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
Talking about Operation Gravy Train earlier this morning. That is
where we're trying to get a little bit of free
stuff sent through, trying to become a man of influence.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
And when we say women, you as a person who
gets plenty of free stuff through on my Instagram.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
Yeah, well, I'm just looking for a little bit of
love in that regard. And actually at the Warriors, we
were seated next to a group of women of influence
and I got to watch them in their natural habitat.
They filmed their own faces for about two hours courtside
at the Warriors.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
That's what you got to do, That's what it takes.
I think you're capable of that.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
I don't know. And I also got to bear witness
to William whiteho are doing his best work on at
the ground and that was a masterclass essentially.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
I'm not sure if you're prepared to go that far.
It's kind of that thing of every moment has to
but you've got to be thinking that how you're going
out to the world documented I know, rather than just going, Okay,
what am I doing in this moment? And it's another
way of thinking about the world.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
I'm setting at that game, going what are the Warriors
right edge defense going to do here?

Speaker 6 (57:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (57:52):
Exactly. Meanwhile everyone else is filming their own faces. Look,
maybe we get one of them on and give us
a bit of advice.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Shout out to Exploid Ultra by the way for heaving us.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
Yes, the bear for hair.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Look tremendous, tremendous, tremendous spot they've got right at the
right in the goal line, which means that you really do.
Particularly when the team's coming towards you.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
Man, you hear the slack, you can hear the hits.
That's insane. It's such a good We've got to get
a couple of winners listeners along there.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
James Fisher, Harris ever hit up and he just launched
himself into this into this not tackle.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
He was tackled.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Yeah, but the noise it was so and then it
just gets up no problems, It all keeps going. I
was like, they actually would have hospitalized me.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
Yeah, it would have.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
It really would have hospital It's those hats are intense.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
Man meat on meat yep. Anyway, So Operation Gravy Train
we identified a couple of issues with my profile, given
that my user name is not my actual name, and
that's because there's a child who has Instagram handle, So
instead you've got Manka Mankas, which was when I made
my account my nickname at the time because my flatmate
couldn't pronounce my name. Now, this is the issue is

(58:56):
that people think that that's my actual name. So when
I meet people who have just seen my profile online,
they think my name is Mana.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Hey mana Couz. Also, the profile pick that you're using
is you, I'm assuming and I'm hoping as an eight year.

Speaker 3 (59:08):
Old either me or a young Kurean boy. It's I
had to tell.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
You've got two sets of headphones. You've got one in
your hands and then you've got one around your head.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
They're actually hung up in the background, but you can't
tell from looking at that photo. So you need it.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
You need that whole circle because it's a circle where
you have.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
You need that thing with your mug and the money maker. Okay,
so the updates are, we need to change my profile
picture to a picture of my face as it is
currently presented. We need to change my username now. As
I said, there is a child that has that. So
the options are Underscore, Mania, Underscore, Stewart Underscore. It's a

(59:46):
lot of understand it's a lot of underscores. Or I
can be in the middle underscore and just have Underscore
Mania Stewart Underscore. Okay, those are about the options unless
we start getting.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
X Y Z I reckon, You're better to go to
Underscore Mania Stewart Underscore.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
Okay, you go that. That'll look now would you go
upper case or log I would go caps? Okay, we're
going caps.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Lock on like that at all of the all the
big time people are going caps, the caps these days
they are Okay, they're going cap.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
So there's that profile picture. What would you go that's
photo on the Bible behind me? Why not?

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
Why why not imagine that? Imagine that mug in a
big circle.

Speaker 8 (01:00:21):
Okay, it looks good and the tilt on it as well,
will look great in the circle gear area, and.

Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
Then tagline, which as it stands, is the greatest. Share
it and never pick up a hand piece, which is
not true. Well, you have picked up a hand piece,
yet that does a good point the lie. A few
people have taxed through Maniah, the man, the myth, the legend.
I don't think look grateful, thank you, appreciate it. I
don't think I can put that on my own profile.

(01:00:47):
I think it's going to turn brands off.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
I reckon, this is you here a unit shifting units?

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
I just don't know about. Again, this is the same
energy of calling yourself a.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Ye, shifting units man a unit.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
Okay, that's the front runner. Surely Nike could shift some
units with Mania. Just do it, Stuart, reach out Nike.
And then this time and I I just split my
Tasman Marco shorts at the gym this morning and immediately
thought of you, that's good. I'm probably not gonna put
that in my profile. Okay, so something about shifting units
my face rename it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
We're in the right direction.

Speaker 5 (01:01:20):
Outfast, Jerry and Mini the Hdiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
It's time to look back and do our gratitude journal
for the show Mini.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
Yeah, three things that we're grateful for this morning that
we can all share because too often we focus on
the negatives, particularly in our job. Our job is to
entertain and to inform, so we need to stay abreast
of all of the goings on, and a lot of
the news is negative, so I think it's important to
bring the positive things.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
To the forefront. Yeah, and can I start, Yeah, please
do a little breathe in. First. I am grateful for
the open, raw honesty and accountability of not only our listeners,
but also the personnel involved in the show and taking

(01:02:07):
acceptance of their part and.

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
The Warrior's loss on Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
You and I took the blame, and I thought that
was bold and honest and gutsy of you to be honest.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
You.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Yeah, not only you, There were some other people. My
stepdad last went to a Warrior's game twenty years ago
and they lost. Then he went again this weekend and
they lost. Coincidence, See, this person's taken their father's responsibility,
stepfather's responsibility for the game.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
It was also that guy that claimed responsibility because his
child was born in November of last year, and he
took to Facebook and said, my child has not seen
the Warriors lose yep, so he accepted a bit of
responsibility there.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
I just like it that all the fans accept the
responsibility that a lot of fans got ahead of themselves.
It's nothing to do with the players. It's not their fault.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
It's not we've fallen on the sword for them. It's
not their fault.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
So I'm grateful for all of the honest, raw, openness
and accountability out there you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
Want to get.

Speaker 8 (01:03:08):
Mine's also Warriors related jury. Actually, I'm really grateful that
even though it hurt to watch the Warriors on Friday
night and to watch the manute that they lost them
really great. They're still sicking on the table. Man, they're
still sicking on the table. There's still ahead of the
team that beat them. And I'm really grateful for the

(01:03:28):
fact that they're gonna entertain me on Easter Sunday this
week in the afternoon, which would be really very kind
of them, and it gives me good memories because the
game they're playing is against the Sharks over at Shark
Park in Sydney, and that was a game they played
so well last year, so I'm hoping that they're going
to do it again. They're giving me hope all week,

(01:03:49):
even though some people feel this hopelessness.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
So you're grateful for something that's about to happen later on.

Speaker 6 (01:03:55):
Yeah, hutu great.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
So you're just grateful for the Warriors, the fact that
they just really I'm great, Nri, you're just grateful for
the NRL.

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
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They're playing at Eden Park and Auckland three pm kickoff.
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Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
That, and that's why you're a broadcasting professional.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
Putting a liner in.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
They're a paid liner into a great fratuity segment.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
Gravy train. Good work.

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