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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hurdarcane Breakfast. Get set for winter with Bunning's.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Trade, Jerry and the Naya the Hurdacky Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Walking along to the Hurdarcche Breakfast, Thursday, the fourth of
June twenty twenty six. My name Sherry Wells. This is
a nice stewart a get.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
I find myself looking through the rundown and look coming
up will tell you whether we won a lot of
or not. Now the fact that you're hearing the sound
of our voices over your wireless radio right now as
a clue as to whether we won a lot of
or not. Although I would say, and the mist of
the discussion this last night, if you won lotto, would

(00:33):
you shut up to work the next day? I reckon
until the money's in my account. I'm showing up.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
I'm exactly same. I would definitely be tuning up the
next day. Yeah, handy P.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
In fact, because I don't know how the payment system works,
Like what if that takes three months?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
You know, I can't witherstand that PEP does take time?
I think, yeah, but yeah. The other thing is I'm
I'm I'm unlike other people and understand other people. I'm
not telling a second person God, No, I am not
telling Tolsi my partner. I'm not telling you, certainly not
telling my bloody children. Yeah, Oka, their hands out away.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
We're talking proper wife changing money.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
I'm not doing anyways.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Twenty all right, Well, if you are one of the
what do we land fourteen people that was in the
Cindy with us.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yesterday, We're not going to tell you people.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Were bollished on the Sindy. Yeah, they would find out
whether you're a millionaire or not.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
This morning up next welcome along.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Nice to have you with us, Jerry and the night
the Hodarkey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
So we went in with the Cindy yesterday we put
a Cindy together for the lotto.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
What was the thing? Twenty eight million, wasn't brother.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Millie?

Speaker 3 (01:39):
And can I just commit everyone on the admin that
we did around the syndicate yesterday. I think it was flawless.
I think everyone understood exactly what was going on. Afterwards,
we had found the Rudi crunch of numbers and we'd
found the most drawn lot O numbers, thereby ensuring us
a victory. Now we then put an arbitrary amount of

(01:59):
people in the drawer or in the syndicate and guaranteed
them millions of dollars. To those people, I would say,
you already know where this is going because you're hearing
the sound of our voices on the radio. We've coming
to work this morning. We didn't win, all right now,
I think it's rigged.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
But I just.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
For everyone who wasn't in the syndicate, please respect our
privacy at this time. You know, we I'd made quite
a lot of phone calls last night. I told a
lot of people what I really thought about them. Oh yeah,
because I thought everything was going to change this morning.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
I sort of thought that I would just be private
jets around the world for the rest of you know,
my love long days. Okay, So I'm back at the grindstone.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
It turns out one person and I won the twenty
eight point two million.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
If I find out that from ashburn I re fuming.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Wow, funny you say that four square never be an Ashburton.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
And the worst part of Ashburton too, never be.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
One person with twenty eight million.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
I know that four square two.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
So that's the eleventh Powerball millionaire of twenty twenty six,
Is that right? Okay?

Speaker 3 (03:04):
So the prize is made up of twenty eight million
dollars from Powerbull First Division, two hundred thousand dollars from
Lotto First Division.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
So they make two twenty eight point two twenty eight
point two. So, and guess what this is going to
really annoy you? The numbers last night? One, yeah's most
which is the most drawn lot of number of all time.
We got that, and we got that one right, nine
eleven four, That was the that was the four, thirty six, thirteen.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Well, thirty six is controversy, So thirteen was the third
most drawn number. Controversially, thirty six, as we mentioned y,
is today tied for second least drawn number, tied with
thirty seven for the least draw numbers. So, and if
we're going to be if we're going to be giving
people their credit where it's due, you did say, why

(03:53):
don't we chuck in one of the least drawn You said,
why don't we chuck thirty seven in there?

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Shit, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Then, in my also in my own defense, thirty seven
wasn't drawn, thirty six was okay, So logic was right.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, I think next week with the Cindy. What we
do is we go the most.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
We'll stick with one because I think one's good.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
I think we can all agree, and then we go first, last, second,
second to last, Okay, to last.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
I I've told you, guys the story about my where
my family lives, a small town in country w a,
Western Australia. They had a bunch of parents who are
in a syndicate and they I think it ballooned up
to over like twenty people. So twenty families in quite
a small town. And in Australia, the lotteries are enormous,

(04:44):
like so much bigger than what we like the twenty
eight I think we're looking at one hundred million dollar
lotteriesh and one week that syndicate hit the lotto hit
the lottery and just the influx of wealth into such
a small town, I mean already a mining town, so
there are places to spend it if you're looking for it.

(05:05):
But yeah, apparently just changed the complexion of the town dangerous.
So in that respect, I am grateful that we didn't win.
It's probably for the best, but yes, I'd lived a
thousand lives last night waiting for that draw.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
So twenty eight point two million. Where does that cert
in terms of the largest evolotto wins? Well the largest
twenty sixteen forty four million, oh man, damn. And then
that was an an Auckland on that forty two is
the second, thirty seven is the third, thirty three is
the fourth, and the fifth. There is also thirty three.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
I was also going to say Auckland.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Wok at it?

Speaker 3 (05:42):
I presume to be Hamilton, although I don't know Wellington,
christ Church, Auckland. Very suspicious that they're all drawn in
the main centers. Is this a bloody radiohodochy promo or something.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
I suppose there's a higher chance because the more people.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
There, there's more chances because there's more people there, and
I it's no conspiracy.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Is a great point. But you know when someone and
I was gonna say ten world, but I suppose near
be just one. That's the same dith, isn't it? So
do we go again next week? I mean the.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
We've gotta win next week where you can't lose two
weeks in a row.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
It's the great point.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
Surely Am I paying next week again?

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yep?

Speaker 5 (06:14):
And I can claim that back through insian me right.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Yes, they pay, they pay promptly.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Okay, they're good. I guess a tax on you locking
your fingers at breakfast? Fear oh the microstore? So yeah,
I was going I was going pretty hard.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
There, Jerry and midnight the hold I keep breakfast.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Get a hold of us anytime you like. Three four
eight three is the number to texts.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Just text through. Get a boys. My primary school principal
won a lot of a few years ago. First thing
he did was go to Lamborghini and ask for a car.
They couldn't give him one, so he went to Ferrari
that same day. Jerry, was that the same thing that
happened to you?

Speaker 1 (07:00):
DIDX?

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Finished with what so for?

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Really you go? You need the car that day?

Speaker 3 (07:04):
I love that He's just like, I am having a
Lamborghini or a Ferrari, and I'm having it today. Thanks.
And then he walked down Lambaghani's Like not really how
they were. I don't think you can just walk in
off the street and just buy one. I think that's
a bit of a process.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
You know many of them.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
It's not like buying a bloody loaf of bread.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
No, but also you do you want you want to
even run to know executly what's going on?

Speaker 3 (07:25):
What is your Yeah, well that's that's the issue there
that you've had on. Is I need a bright yellow Lambeau,
bright red Ferrari. I need everyone to know this is
the kind of person who would have told everyone that
they won lotto, and even if they didn't, the car
would have. So so you're just the school principle that's
got a brand new Lamborghini.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
I mean, wouldn't you just go down to Giltrap City,
Toyota and pick yourself up a camera? Yep? I would something.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
I'd get down to John Andrew Mesler on the North
Shore and give myself, you know, a nice demo.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Perhaps there we go.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
I think I don't know what would you have you
ever as a kid.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
You would have thought of your dreamcr ah, Yeah, I
think I do look sometimes at those old cars from
the eighties because you know, you've oftentimes your dream card
happens to be your car from.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
From your childhood when you were growing up.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
And for me on the gold.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
One, for me the motorbike that I've showing you, how
there it is for me?

Speaker 1 (08:15):
You know what I always liked as a kid growing up.
I always thought the the BMW six three five CSI,
the one that Jim Richards used to drive.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
At Bathurst, the c s I Miami, the black He used.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
To drive a black one. It was branded with John
Brandon Siggy's. It was like a John Black John Brandon
Siggie packet.

Speaker 6 (08:34):
And oh yeah, you know what the shark front with
the angled shark front that is sick.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
That you can get them in like a three point
five straight six manual that looks like a cool card.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
That's sick.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
Did you have a Oh man, it would just be
some weird colden station wagon that either my family owned
or that I owned in my teenage years. And that
would be so boring, But yeah, I would. The good
thing about it would be that I would pay to
get one in presstine condition. Because you have a look
every now and again on trade Me and you see
the ones that are in an awful condition. You're like, could

(09:07):
I could?

Speaker 3 (09:08):
I could I pay.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
Three grand for that and then bring the best out
of it up and do it up. Yeah, no, I
can do it up. There's no effn way I could
do that.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
And that what about you and I?

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Well, when I was a kid, it was a Dodge
vipraight I'd like a I had a picture of a
Dodge Viper on my walls as a as a young boy.
I don't know what my mom must have thought that
they should have looked at that. You're gonna get a
Dodge vipright, we live in Wyman, We're gonna get a
Dodge vipras from But I think now as I've aged
and my tastes have changed, I would feel like such

(09:39):
a doch ginting into a car like that.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
You know.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
And this is the and the crawl irony of these
these kind of cars is that it's often not until
you're into your dotage that you can actually afford them,
you know what I mean. So where you had visions
of yourself and your prime, and you're pomp getting into
one of these things, you know, with Sidney Sweeney on
your arm, and by the time you can have aud
you seventy is cooked.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
I'm just having any of the Dodge Viper hair. It
sort of looks like a batmobile, it does. It's quite rounded.
I thought it's gonna be one of those kind of
square looking American muscle cars, but no, no, no, more
like an RX seven.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
It kind of does it crossits with a lotus a
texta on three four three men, I could afford a
dipstick for a swift.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah, that's true. You just say the lame and I
the way you need to get first affording.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
It's not the issue. I can't find what I can't
source them?

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Could you make me on? It must be one somewhere surely,
Jerry in the night the breakfast time for your latest
sport headlines. Thanks to export Ultra the beer for here,
the black Caps will announce they're playing eleven at the toss.
When the first Crockett Test against England starts at Lord's tonight.
Rain has dictated prep for the tourists, with more in

(10:51):
the forecast across the five days. Batsman ration Ravender says
he's found it difficult facing their fit again paste beer
heads in the nets. Obviously we know. I don't want
to say he's underrated, but sometimes he is.

Speaker 5 (11:03):
I don't know what he's ever drinking how many because
he's taken, but it must be used like every time
every other teat Maager gets a fire fer.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
He's incredible ns all both ways, HiT's my fivepad too
much in the nets.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
That's when the front board exs me off. It sucks.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
What was he talking to?

Speaker 1 (11:15):
There?

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Was it a here g lane?

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Was he?

Speaker 5 (11:18):
I think it was someone from Wisdom?

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Okay, Dot's still make the Alman neck was Yeah, reads
that thing cover to cove.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
He's the stats man. I love those.

Speaker 5 (11:29):
Yeah, I'd go home and visit the parents and my
breaks from university. I just get bored and read Wisdom. Yeah,
cool man nice.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
The upsets continue at the French Tennis Open, with the
women's world number one out broken Arena Sablinka. Saberlinka has
been beaten in the quarterfinals by Russian Diana Schnader, Yeah
duh Snader and Hurricanes prop Tara Lomax has been determined

(11:59):
to use a frustrating season to upskill as he prepares
for just his third rugby game of twenty twenty six.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Let's the other's bloody forklist license.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Head of tomorrow Night's opening playoff match against the Brumbies,
Lomax is dabbled in coaching his teammates and his time sideline.
But no, I thought he's going to say he's dabbled in,
you know, surgery something.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
That's what I thought. Yeah, I thought he was going
to say he's been debled to suit.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
No.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Look, I think this is they've put a quote through
AI and has come back with us, because I think
they would have asked of what he'd been doing. Jess
has been coaching the boys of it, and they would
have gone, he's dabbling in coaching. No, he's standing on
the sidelines.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
You know that.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
What else is?

Speaker 1 (12:39):
What else? He gonna do something weird about it? But
good on Tyrell.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Yeah, I would have been a frustrating season, and mean,
it's brutal been a prop. Anything goes wrong in your
bloody you're in a dark, dark place.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
I think they're highly paid, the old props.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
I think one of the most highly paid, certainly in
the overseas with him in the locks. Very hard to
come across a prop, you know what I mean. You
can't just make one. You're looking for each bodies starts
grow on trees.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
Mate, all right, Jerry and the Hotiarchy breakfast.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
I'll tell you what's happening in his band at the moment. Please.
Everyone wants to know what's happening in people. I walk
down the street I know and people yell at me,
what is happening in Japan? Jeremy.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
I've seen it. And in fact, this morning when you
came in, I felt the urge to yell at you
myself inside the soundpur studio. What is going on in Japan?

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Well, people are getting attacked by beers? What I mean?

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Yeah, exactly what Japan have beers?

Speaker 1 (13:31):
It's got bloody beers, is it them? Yeah? There are
fifty eight thousand estimated beers. Holy and Japan. I think
you can say it's fifty eight full of the bloody things. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
Don't they have a similar sort of set up as
us in terms of like mountainous island somewhere in the
Pacific region, yep, with heaps of earthquakes, with heaps of
earthquakes and volcanoes.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Yeah, they do. But they have also giant megacities.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
Yes, and then I hang on, tit tung is really
charging the heat at the moment it is. Yeah, christ
Hitches too, christ Hitches and Hamilton is the city of
the future. Yeah, but there was Rolliston.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Turns out they're really big cities, Rolliston, Tokyo, a lot
bigger than our bog Ones.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Bag Got makes NKFC and Rollinston. All right, So just
washing out that.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
It's a proper country, depend it's a proper country, damn. Yeah,
two hundred and six and a proper country has proper
animal attacks.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
And I got to say that's the issue with New Zealand. Yeah,
it is never enough animal attacks. Now I know that.
Last week while you were away we discussed the World
Surfing League was here in Raglan and one of the
photographers you would have seen, he got bitten by a
tunny fire while he was out in the water. Did
you see that? Because he got well, He got bitten
on the foot and had to be rushed to hospital.

(14:47):
But he never saw what bit him. And he said
he thought it was a shark initially, but then the
bike marks weren't consistent with the shark. It could have
been a seal. But what he didn't know from the
overseas it was a tony far Yeah, first documented instance
of a tiny fire attack. Okay, they've got rabies, don't they,
Tony Fi.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Yeah, So careful there to checking make sure you're up
to date with your shots.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
So there have been two.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Hundred and sixteen beer attacks so far this year, the
deadliest on record, resulting in two hundred and thirty eight injuries.
So two sixteen attacks, but two hundred and thirty eight injuries.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
Is that multiple injuries on the same person multiple attacks?

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Surely you don't count like anyway.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
So if you scratch my arm and then my other
arm is at two injuries and the same attack.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
I would have thought that's just injuries.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Or has one beer seen a picanic and gone and
attacked like multiple people's happened?

Speaker 5 (15:36):
Yea, if I attacked both of you guys, now it's
one attack, but two injuries, yes.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Or if you lick your fingers at the cafe and
grows everyone out, that's one instance of licking that fourteen
instances have been grossed out.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Do they run picnics in Japan? I never seen a
Japanese picanic. Thirteen fatalities though, thirteen then thirteen that's a lot.
It is a lot, And there was one that happened
just the other day.

Speaker 7 (15:58):
CCTV's cap the moment a bear chased after a worker
outside a factory in Japan's for Kashima. The man is
seen walking down a path before the bear begins to
chase and leaps at him. Three other people were injured
as the animal wandered through the residential area, sparking a
huge response from emergency services who still haven't been able

(16:19):
to track it down.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Have you seen Japanese emergency services before? They are stressed cut?
They are so well dressed.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
I imagine them to be real cute. They are useless.
Also for Kushima, that's with the nuclear reactor melted down
after the tsunami. So we're looking at radioactive beers in
you back out? I mean that as a nightment. Is
a bunch of texts coming through on three four three?
Were they full strength beers or light beers? Japan also
has monkeys and someone else said, yeah, you can even
get them in a vending machine in Japan.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Is that right?

Speaker 4 (16:48):
Jerry and Mini for the hold Archy breakfast.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
So missus Ruders having some health and safety issues, Ruder.

Speaker 5 (16:54):
Will not her own health and safety sou she's recentable
health and safety. Wow, this is not that particular conversation though.
This is a different conversation. This is work related conversation,
not home life related conversation. Recently started a new job
at a department store and they're having to tell people
that if they dropped something on the ground, the best

(17:15):
way to pick it up. Now, I would have thought
it's an old Benjernese scenario which there was an advertising
campaign during the eighties and nineties just instead of bending
from bending from the hips, no, no, no, bend your knee.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Don't use your back like a crane. That's Linn Rang?

Speaker 5 (17:29):
Was it Linn Ring?

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Linn Rang? Not King Bless Rip?

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Who's Linn Ring?

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Theater? A life lin Rang?

Speaker 3 (17:35):
He was made love to Lynn Brown in the Differentlyn
Different lin Ring?

Speaker 1 (17:41):
And why was lin Ring telling us not to use
our back like a crane? But was he some kind
of back expert.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
I have a memory of Precious mackenzie telling me how
to love to refrig at some point say something like
that Press McKenzie.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Was a bloomed large lin Ring. Though there was an
ad campaign don't use your back like a crane. Yeah,
and it bends your knees and then at then you
go your back like I cried, that's right.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
You stuck with you, didn't it? I certainly into it.
So this is something that happens in a lot of jobs,
and taken from someone who's.

Speaker 5 (18:13):
Had a lot of jobs.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
I've been put through the ring of you know that
you have some day some jobs you've got to spend
like half a day learning two man lifts on a
box and then bend this over. I got it through lockdown.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
I was.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
I managed a warehouse. We were like packing and packing orders,
driving forklifts. That kind of thing wasn't too strenuous. But
in the in the physical we had to do a
drug test. Skate through that just and then but then
they were also doing like I had to. They put
a medicine ball against the wall. I had to put
my back to it and I had to squat. I
had to do like ten squats or the medicine ball

(18:49):
against the wall. I had to do driving a bloody
fork lift. No, this is the thing. And there's all
sorts of different tests that I had to do. And
then because my mate was my manager at that point,
going one of one of my mates, and so he
got sent the full report and the big is like
any additional notes, and they're like flat foot, Oh, you

(19:11):
don't have to put flat feed in my medical book.
Because then I shout to work. They're like, oh I
give some flip foot.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Oh what really good? Wow?

Speaker 5 (19:19):
And I have you ever been instructed because it sounds
like you've you've had instructions along their health and safety.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Oh year way before that.

Speaker 5 (19:27):
If you do drop something on the ground, that the
best way to pick it out is to balance yourself
on one foot like some form of ballerina is, and
then reach down with your other foot, your opposite foot
going behind you and a T shape, hopefully leaning on
something and then reaching down towards the ground and then
picking it up like that. Because we got a demonstration

(19:47):
last night and look, missus Rhad is quite supple for
in mid forties, but she's currently training with a sixty
three year old woman.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Who probably can't bend in knees.

Speaker 5 (19:55):
All I can think is that she's going to fall
flatten her face.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
And for so what?

Speaker 5 (19:59):
So hold on so one lead, Yeah, on one leg.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
You have to lean on something though, because I.

Speaker 5 (20:04):
Couldn't do that well, because apparently that helps keep your
back straight, well on top all over.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
I mean, what's worse having a fall or bending your
bloody back of it like Lynn Ring told you not
to do.

Speaker 5 (20:14):
Piece gone mad. I don't get wow.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
And is it someone's job to train someone? This is
the yes, and so they need to predict their job.
Oh my god, I.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
Need to fill six hours. So they're like, we're going
to teach you.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Surely that's the first person to lose the job in AI,
the health and safety person.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
Surely you don't need to teach robots health and safety. No,
I will say that's how I picked my drink all
the gym when I go quite often, you have to
be careful on the legs there.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Okay, No, actually I just took.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Yeah, it's actually it's actually probably the easiest way to
pick something up off the floor.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Don't use your back like a bloody crane.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
Jerry and Mania, the hold I keep Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Jerry and Mania, we hatched the radio show from six
to ten weeks the Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
So the other day, gentlemen, we had you know, the
other marionette thing. Rudder is that finger that flicks throughout
the I've.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
Got weird hands, I've got weird legs, i got weird feet,
weird arm.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
We just discovered that the root of moves like a marionette puppet. Now,
at the corner of my eye when we're talking, I
can see his hand flipping on lick my fingers.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Well, I think with the ruder, just before we about
body parts, I think that I think the thing about
him is that they don't talk to each other. Yeah,
so one arm does not talk to the other arm.
One foot doesn't do it. And we discovered that when
we were running our relay against the Big Show last year.
Was it last year? Yeah? Last year? And Ruder had
to work out which arm goes which way when the

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leg goes forward. Now they never met anyone who's ever
had to think about how to run. And then he
and then he thought, oh, I meant to try and
run as fast as I can, Like, yeah, that's the
idea of a race.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
It's a great look. This is how the Iranian defense
regime is organized so that if one part's cut off,
the other can operate autonomously. So I can understand that.
But speaking of body parts. The other day, and this
is a segue that I'll teach you ready. At school,
we had David Yuka came into the studio, you remember that,
and somebody chicks in and said, have a good geeze
at Dave when he comes in, drink him in, drink him,

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drunk him and take the full measure of them.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Not to I mean when he does come into a studio,
you know he's in the studio, David Nika or presence.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
There's the words that get banded about and they said,
have a good geeze at him and then tell me
whether you think he is better looking than Too Mighty
Martin or not. And we've we've had the whip around
everyone I've asked so far, said to said David, Yeah,
team Nika. But I thought, polqunos dos. Why can't we

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have hard and soft shell tacos for dinner tonight? What
if we put together all of the best body parts
from great New Zealand athletes together to create the perfect
New Zealand athlete.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Okay, so you're talking. You're talking legs, you're talking arms,
you're talking. Are we getting down to the final details?
Are we going nose? Are we going eyes?

Speaker 3 (23:03):
We're going here because I think, certainly for TOMIGHTI Martin,
it's his eyes. And I think for the longest time
that's what helps freeze defenders because he comes, he comes
into the line and he locks eyes with the defender
and they go, well, I love you Now. I don't know,
of course, unfortunately I wish I could quit. You would
you like would you like to score a try? Please

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come this way? The try line's right over here. Why
don't you just come and score a driver here? And
I think ninety of it is the eyes. So for me,
I'd like to throw his eyes in there if I could.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
I mean, I mean, I don't know. You're looking at
David Nika's eyes. There's a there's a green going on here,
a deep green that's soothing. That's greener them. It's greener them,
the deepest. Oh poor number it is it is.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
You can look straight into that and they say that
it finds you. The green you don't find it. Give
us a text through three right through. It gives a
called eight hundred. Let's put together of Frankenstein of the
most beautiful Kiwi athletes body parts to bear spectable Yes
or don't. I don't care, I'm not the cops go here?

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Do we go here to tail?

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Yeah? No, it's the tail, yeah yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Go mouth to south yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Well sure, okay. The text that I can see where
this is going.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
You know where this is going. I should have known.
You open the door and I'm for it gives.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
Us text three four eight through best Kiwi athletic body parts, Jerry.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
And the Night, the Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
We're looking to put together the ultimate Kiwi Athlete three
four eight three eight hundred Hedeki one body part, per
I think no New Zealand athletes allowed more than one
body part on this particular athlete, because there's some athletes
you probably take a few bits from. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Well, Biggs texton and said that perhaps we should just
start with the base model of Stephen Fleming, because she
thinks that he's got the total package, and that basically,
if we're going to miss the potato head this thing,
he would be the potato that we would put the
body parts.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
I don't know if that's how we go. I think
we're going blank canvas and we're frankingstoning this thing together.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah. I mean a very handsome man, Stephen Fleming, no doubt.
But I mean you put put them on Stephen Fleming's chinos,
wouldn't you.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
Yeah, for sure, that's a good idea for sure. Standing
underneath the fujitsu.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
He rocks a good chino.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
He can strong hairline. Yeah, still, but better.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Than Bowden Barrett's. Would you say, I mean that thing
is not going, that's not receding. In fact that Boden
Barrett's hereline is growing.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
Oh it's gonna. Yeah, it's on a collision course of
the eyebrows. Strong genetics. I went with to Mighty Martin's eyes.
Someone sticks through straight away, Joe Willers laugh.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
It's a good laugh.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
That's a great laugh.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
It's a good laugh. Would you take his voice over all?
Probably not. I mean it's a great voice. Yeah, it's iconic.
I describe it as iconic. But I imagine that after a
three day being there wouldn't be much left of it.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
There isn't. Scott Barrett snag writes this text.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
There's been about four texts and on three for it.
Three about Scott Barrett's snag.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Will you accept? And I'm just going to read it
for Badam buck Shelford's bullsack? Will you accept that.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
It's a well? What do we know about Buck Shelford's bullsack?
That's the question. What we know is it's it's played on,
It did play on. But I mean it's easily It's terrible,
isn't it. It's not as tough as the rest of
Buck Shelford.

Speaker 5 (26:30):
That's what I'm saying through a lot, and sometimes that's
what you want in a body part.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
It's terrible, No terrible as a tear able to be torn. Yeah,
I mean it's easily torn. We don't know. He believes
it was Eric Schamp's spike, doesn't he? Yeah, but I mean,
what would you call it? What's the sprague? But I
don't know. I mean I would have thought that's one
of Buck Shelford's least desirable parts.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Yeah. Probably, Well, then who's would you use? Give us
six three for it?

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Greg?

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Some of thos is.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
I mean they looked him like bacon strips last time
I saw the Greg. Some of those ears, A couple
of heads of college lash like Kevin mil Armas. I mean,
probably have one of Kevin mims is and one of Greg's.
Some of uses that.

Speaker 5 (27:19):
Metch it pretty well.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Yeah, they were Yeah, totally. Roger two of Arsu's car,
Roger two of us the Sheik's cars. Now, wow, those
are calves.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Yes, those are calves of consequence.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
And I noticed last time I went to the Warriors Live,
I was checking out Roger two of us the Sheck's
calves from from ground level. I saw it behind the
end goal, and I noticed I couldn't work out whether
he either has very small feet or he has very
large calves. And I said it on small feet, But
then later on I was corrected by a number of people,

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including some current Warriors, who said, no, no, he's got normal
sized feet. Yeah, he's running an eleven and a half twelve,
but it's just because.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Of those cars, giant giant car. It's a perspect of
text to pine trees height, Well, I would see your
pine tree hight and raise you. Another text that's come
through and it's Stephen Adams height.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Wouldn't you take him?

Speaker 3 (28:07):
I think you might take Steven Adams hide.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
And Stephen Adams in the middle of a line out. Yeah,
Stephen and the power. What about Now? This is interesting.
Karen Reid's eye sockets A lot to be said for that,
particularly with an athlete obviously very deep set eyes. Karen
read perfect for a professional sports person.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
Hard to gouge, exactly, very very hard to gouge, and
that's always been one of his strong suits.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Yep, he's never been gouged.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
I've never seen Karen Reid get his eyes gouged.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Nobody's got a thumb long enough to go into that
eye socket.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
And I've tried.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
You'll go in and then you'll be flaveling around and
you've still got air. You haven't even touched the eyeball.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
I've tried too. I've seen him, I've seen them, seen them.
But because ago those buddy eyeballs.

Speaker 5 (28:47):
Did so, we are right though, to have Kiaren Reid's
eye sockets and to mighty Mattin's eyes in the eye sockets.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Yes, beautiful, what a combo it's legs? How about that?

Speaker 1 (28:59):
One? Three for it three verse text here, tell me
one part of Richard Carhoy that you wouldn't take. Very
handsome men.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
I don't know if you've got like a jammy toe.
Speaking speaking of toes, someone sticks through Martin Guptil's toes.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Mana is more attractive than anything, says a sixer. Who
would you have the facts? Bull Sack doesn't have great Mana.
I don't know what does.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
Ripping with Manna's Jerry and Midnight the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
We're trying to put together the ultimate Kiwi Athlete with
body parts. Three four three is the number to textus on.
They've been spilled.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Five at least lovely Trenty's mouth herey Jeff's peace, Eli.
These are the Eliza McCartney's ponytail.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Ill.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
That's respectful, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (29:57):
It is Aaron Clark's biceeps and forearms.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Should we go Eliza McCartney's ponytail over d w Z's mullet.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Would we go dw Z's mullet over Joon Olomu's tuft?

Speaker 1 (30:10):
What about if we incorporate the two So the front
of the head, the Jon Olomu tuft.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
The business in the front.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
He had just sort of forced it started sort of
moving its way back over time. Isn't it that tough?
We've all been there, Yeah, but that's all good. But
it was iconic. And then you've got d w Z's
I mean, I've seen a couple of other people with
with mullet. Nobody does it, isn't it Dylan.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
Yeah, d w Z's mullet into Lomu's tuft. Now the
problem there is we can't then put Lomu's eyebrows in,
which I think we're iconic with the eleven, but I
think we're gonna have to go with the tuft. A
lot of love here coming through for Lisa Carrington's shoulders
and or arms, Yep, I think they're gonna they would
they would go close.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Yeah, So the top part of the I think the
bicet and the shoulder erie yep, into the triset. But
I think you'd go Aaron Clark's forearms. Yeah, those are
that's a powerful forearms.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
Clark's four Luke McAllister's quads, he's running a.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Good cod was running all black number twelve Luke Mcallis.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
If you were going to run a mister potato head
for this experiment, you could do worse than Luke McAllister.
I would say that, what about newsboys frosted tips?

Speaker 6 (31:23):
What's that going to work with the w z's mullet
and the Lomo tough No, I don't think so. Tim
shed Bolt's neck goblet, what did he have.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
A neck goblet? Shatters? Did he? I didn't notice. I've
never noticed that. I mean, great smile.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
Great smile. What about his meral chains? Would you check
those in there?

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Well, he's lost them. He lost them now, Damien McKenzie smile, Yeah,
that's good. You'd say that you put that in.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
There one hundred per Yeah, I think d max smile
texta on three four O three mona is more attractive
than anything. And if bucks ball Sack doesn't have overwhelming,
I don't know what does oh?

Speaker 1 (32:01):
I think that that's nobody's doubting that you'd put in buckshelf.
It's mana laden bullsack down there. That's one of the
first things to go on the list, wouldn't you.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
Jerry and Mania The Darchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Jeremy Wells and the Nia Stuart The Darchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
We're gonna leave the Frankanstin athlete behind us at the moment.
We might pick it up later on in the show,
So keep the text coming through. If you can think
of another body part you'd like to make the perfect
New Zealand athlete out of. But speaking of athletic endeavors,
yesterday I went for a walk, one of your hot
girl walks, one of my hot girl walks, And yesterday
I talked about the phenomenon of when you are walking

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etiquette and when you're walking along and someone's in front
of you, they stop, then they see you, they freak out,
they start walking again. Now you're all walking together. It
has happened to me up until Yster. It had happened
to me twice. Once where they were filming a baby
in a pram while I was just walking alongside the
baby in the pram. So great this footage of me

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doing that I guarantee you it'll be on a community
Facebook page somewhere. Didn't I know this creep?

Speaker 1 (33:06):
So you were in no situations when we talked about
this yesterday. But you've got to overtake and you've got
to put the fuck down. You've got to accelerate.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
You've got to go turbo mode.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Don't So if you go turbo boo and then they
go to then you become part of an impromptu walking bus.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Yes, which is what happened to me with a single
solitary female. So she freaked out. She I tried to
go turbo mode. She tried to turbo mode me. Now
we're just walking side by sides, like, what are we
going to hold? You need to family exactly.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
You need to address it in that situation. You need
to steer the bull in the eye and say, hey,
one of us needs to slow down here, otherwise this
is going to get uncomfortable. Yeah, and you make a
bit of a joke about it, and next thing you know,
you've made a connection. Yeah, so you're dating anyway?

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Are you dating?

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Sorry? Sorry?

Speaker 3 (33:53):
I love the whole life in that moment. Anyway, So
yesterday I was walking along and there was a point
where two the tracks verged. The other guy saw me.
I was on the track, so I felt like I
had right of way when he was going to merge
onto my train.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
You're not gonna merge like a zip.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
No, well that's what I thought too, So no, we
didn't merge like a zip. He merged like a whatever.
The opposite of his zip was bang right together, side
by side, handholding situation again, and I was like, what
is going on at here? So I go, all right,
We've talked about this yesterday. I need to take the
owners here. I'm engaging turbo mode, all right, So I dropped,
I dropped the clutch, I hit fourth and I get
that thing screaming, redlining it till the taps come out

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and dance on.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
The hood, the spots on the manifold.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
Spot's on the manifold. I overtake him. Yep, he picks
up pace, but I was two prepared by the stage
I'd rolled him. He was never going to be able
to keep up. So I'm catherine comming it down the
walk right now because I had to get, you know,
engage fourth gear. At that point he starts running. What
so he's competing with you? Well, he's going for a run,

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but he was just walking to the track. Once he
got onto the track, then he started jogging. Now the
the problem was he wasn't jogging very fast and I'm
in top gear now no, so now I had overtaken him,
got past him. Then he starts running, catches up to me.
I'm now Cath and Kevin next to him while we
know he's running.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
But that's how humiliating is that for him that has run.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
It is not much faster than my exactly, yeah, exactly.
And so then so then I disengage, I drop it
down into cruise control, let him get a head start.
He stops and as a stretch. Now we're side by
side again.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
This is a nightmare.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
He starts jogging again and turns out he's doing like
the powerpole thing jog one walk one jog one. So
we're doing this ridiculous situation where he gets away from
me and then comes.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
He's doing a bel English walk run.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
I just he's doing a belo English walk round. I
think I saw him put spaghetti and I think, oh no,
that was under double dip. AnyWho, this is all going
on there and I'm just like, what's the point you know.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Okay, so what did you turn? The other thing is
that you're on a track right, Yeah, this is a
causeway situation as Yeah, we're over an histuary. Okay, so
you've got there's no off frame. It's not like across
the other side of the road. Because at least if
you're on a hot girl walk around the neighborhood somewhere
in SUBURBI you can you can cross roads. Yeah, to
get away from this situation.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
You're trapped, and I think the only the only issue
of a bit of throw them off that thing into
these three How do you go with that?

Speaker 4 (36:16):
Jerry and Midnight the hold I keep breakfast.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
It's academic. We've got one hundred and fifty dollar Bunnings
about to up for grabs. Oh, eight hundred, eight hundred
forty eight seventy five, give us a call. Now, you
just got to get three questions right out of five.
You have forty five seconds to answer them and if
you do, if you get that right, then you will
get your school on the much vaunted It's academic roll
of one.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Custom for Sam from Napier joins us this morning. Good
morning Sam. What high school did you go to? And
did you just hear it on the list of honor.
I did just hear it, mate.

Speaker 5 (36:57):
I think you can try tacking notch on the beout four.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
Yeah, I think so. Get the old times too, going
would have been some famous alumni of Napier High School
with the Napier Boys. Sorry, what's that? Sorry mate? Any
famous people come out of that high school? Oh yeah,
we got Zack and Jesse Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, thank
God for Jesse Rder Yeah, and soon to be Sam
from Napier.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Okay, Sam, you know this works, don't you know? I'm
gonna ask you five questions. Might not even need the
five questions. We've got forty five seconds, so there is
a time limit that's to stop you from gurgling. Are
you ready to play? Where do you go? Mate? All right?
First question for Sam from Nate's Boys High and which
town was last night's winning twenty eight million dollar ticket sold? No,

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it was Ashburton. Which country beat the All Whites four nil?
And the fee for World Cup.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
Warm up match yesterday.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Columbia? No it was Haiti. Complete the well known advertising
slogan you just beat the you just can't beat the
man butcher's meat when there's no point in going on

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because Sam, Sam, it's very different. Those were difficult.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Yeah, it's very difficult.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
It very topical.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Did the Mad Butcher's Meat make it into the Frankenstein Athlete?
And I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
Jerry and the Night the Hoarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Time for Jerry's theories. Where I have to come up
with an answer to a question, I write it down
here in the studio. You give us a call eight
hundred hadachi or text three for eight three try and
work out what I think the answer to the question is.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
In the past, we've gone, we've been accused of going
to downstairs, and I know that this has been a
channel changer for a large portion of our parents. But
I think that after last week we got the circuit breakout.
We decided that, you know, given the state of the segment,
Gelane probably wasn't the right crack titioner to go through
it with last last week, and I think that's the

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circuit breaker that we needed.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Anyways, though, than the question that we have three weeks ago,
how many sexual partners do is Jerry think his mum's head.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
No, I don't think it could be, but I say forward,
we're not religating that all right, because then I get
texts from my mum being like.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
I've changed, I've changed my I think it's three. If
you've got some new information information, that's.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
Well, look, we're not going to re religate that, all right.
So today's Jerry's theory. We're keeping it above board. We're
going missionary. We're going straight across the plate, something that
everyone can relate to, something that most of you, listening
to the sounds of our voices right now, will at
least have to contend with perhaps doing what you're doing
right now. Today's Jerry's theory. How many people what percentage

(39:48):
of kiwis does Jerry think? Cannot change a tire.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
On the car, can't change the time, so don't know
how to change a tire.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Or refuse to either way, or.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Would have to get someone else to turn up to
do it for them. I mean, nowadays with Google and
the fact that you can kind of google everything and
work things out. I mean, for example, my parents over
the weekend couldn't work their stove, the stovetop. It's one
of those induction ones, and they had no idea about.
My mum was doing some vigorous cleaning on it, and

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she turned it into demo mode. I was stuck in
demo mode and I had my parents on the line.
I was trying to trying to work out how to
work their stove. They couldn't. They were trying to boil
an egg. They couldn't boil an egg. I said to
my dad, let you've got to try and google it.
He goes, yes, and this is what it said. I'm like,
I said, what's the model of the thing? Is like,

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he's got the wrong bloody thing that he's trying to google.
And then I was like, could you put me on
on FaceTime so I can see what's going on? So
he can't work FaceTime? It was an absolutehomozzle.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Right, And then that they get someone around to help, they.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Just gave up. In the end.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
Is that with the extra person can still all right?
So today it is what percentage of key is this?
Jerry think? Can't change a tire? I will say, I
feel like tyre blow. It's far less common than needs
to be. This felt like it was an everyday occurrence
when I was grown up.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Yeah, there are definitely less and nowadays as well with
the space savers, I feel like cars were set up
for tire for yeahs back in the day.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
I so my neighbor the other day. I probably shouldn't
be hearing this on the radio, but his wheel got
stolen off his car. Yeah, and the car set out
on the side of the road for I would say
three months before his dad came around and put the
spaceaver on. Okay, so there's one they can't uge.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
It's okay to drive around on the space This is
a difficult, different question. I mean, I judge people with
the space saver. For you.

Speaker 5 (41:51):
The other thing about a space saver is you're not
supposed to drive over eighty kilometers an hour, which makes
it difficult drive around to see.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
That's rubbish. I've been up to I've been one hundred
and ten, Cherry.

Speaker 5 (42:00):
You're not supposed to drive over a lot of things
are supposed to do.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
You're not supposed to ask a co host how many
sexual partners?

Speaker 1 (42:06):
He thinks. His mum said, Yeah, so okay, what percentage
of Kiwi's can't change a tire? I mean, immediately I'm
thinking age, because we're going all the way from zero
yep until death do us part yep.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
So you don't think anyone under a certain age can
change a tire. What age is that do you reckon? Fifteen? Fourteen, fifteen?

Speaker 1 (42:25):
I reckon? I mean, I think anybody under the age
of fifteen can't. There are some people probably out there
who probably have watched people change tires who are under
the age of fifteen, who might have it up. But
I'm talking small percentages. Sure, people who live rurally probably
more chance, particularly younger as we get older. Oddly enough,
older generations probably do know how to change a tire

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more than some of the younger generations.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Hundred percent around the room, absolutely can change your tire.
Oh yep, with my eyes shut those years, so one
hundred percent in the studio. But what do you reckon?
How many people do you think Jerry thinks can't change a.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Tire closest to the pen When three four eight three.

Speaker 4 (43:12):
Jerry and Knight the hoot Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
You've eliminated everyone under fifteen straight off.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
The rip, well most people and catch a car tire. Yeah,
bike tire a whole different thing.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
I don't think I could change the whole wheel occurred, Yeah,
but take the tube do that whole thing.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Front's a lot easier than the back.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
And actually it's a great question that someone's text through
lot's text are on three four eight three change a
tire or change a wheel. I think we're saying, take
the whole thing off and put the new one on.
So you have a blow out on the motorway. You're
not replacing the inner tube or anything. Oh yeah, just
replacing the whole.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
You change how do you change the take it off
the rim.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
We're just we're just saying, can you get that thing off?
Can you get the space over on?

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Can you jack it up and then unnutted like nuts?
Take it off and then whip the new one on,
drop her down, And I say, I think as well,
nowadays worth health and safety being what it is, and
people not using their initiative, which is more and more
people that people are less like some people, they're more

(44:18):
likely to call the AA. And as well, if you've
got an AA card, yeah, you'll be waiting around for
a couple of hours while I turned up to change
that must be embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Yes, not as embarrassing as not being able to change
it tier and standing on the side of the road
flailing around trying to do it. I sort of whenever
I'm driving past someone and I see them broken down
on the side of the road. I am in two
minds about whether to stop and help them or not,
because sometimes I feel like, like, particularly if I was
broken down on the side of the road, I think
i'd actually hate it if someone pulled over to help me.
You know, I'd be like, I've got this, yeah, and

(44:50):
I'm already no, and I'm already passed off, you know,
because they've broken down, and now I'm going to be
patronized by some good sameritant.

Speaker 5 (44:58):
Yeah, what's the worst that you guys have ever had
to change a tire?

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (45:05):
After I slipped in my car after a high school
party and I woke up, the car was parked in
a paddock and the tires had been lit down, and
so well, one of the tires has been lit down,
and so I had the jack, but not the thing
you put into the jack to twist it. That was gone,
And so I had to pull a standard out of
a nearby paddock and then use that to jack the

(45:28):
thing up. Wow and limp home.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Yeah, Okay, I've had I've had a jack fail before
on a car where I've jacked it in the wrong
place on the wrong place. Here, I jacked it in
the wrong place where the exterior of the car was
a little bit softer than the hard bit and just
happened to be a very important computer part. Oh that

(45:51):
part of the car.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
Oh, you put the jack on the wrong thing and
just cranked it straight into the computer.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Cranked it straight in there. And I was told by
the people in the shop don't do that again.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Okay, Well that should inform your guess as to how
many people Jerry thinks can't change the type you drivers.
Half these remors track the drivers couldn't release the spear. Yeah,
I think that goes for the I think they call
it the Fendleton tractor as well. That's the big range
drover that they drive aroun christ Church seventy eight per cent.
Keys can't change a tire, having awesome day regards justin

(46:20):
sixty eight. Jackie Robinson forty two percent.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
Now Greg Hickson often Texan with quite detailed explanations of
what he thinks. And he's come in again. Greg hasn't
let us down. Below fifteen is twenty percent above eighty
probably five percent they are out sexual stereotypes say that
probably sixty percent of dangerous area.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
I think it means gender stereotypes there.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Sixty might be sexual. Sixty percent of women and forty
percent of men can't or won't average fifty percent of
the remaining seventy five percent, So thirty seven plus twenty
five sixty two percent can't seems light. I'm going to
call it sixty five percent can't.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
Okay, keep it ticks coming through This one here from
sam My new apprentice can't check his oil or change
a tire. He also didn't know that Father's Day was
on Sunday. Muppet keep texts come through nineteen point forward thirty.
Another apprentice just said, i'ld google a video if I
needed to. I'm not sure that that counts. Is being
able to or not?

Speaker 1 (47:21):
No, that means you've still done it. What percentage of
kiwis can't change a tire?

Speaker 4 (47:27):
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Speaker 3 (47:29):
Breakfast just shared an open, honest, raw, vulnerable.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Chat with us.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
By the time he tried to jack your car up
and put the jack straight through the computer, someone six
ther on three four h three. He said, Jerry, what's
the best way to find safe jackpoint?

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Wow, this is the thing You've really got to be
feeling around for some hard metal under there.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Yeah, that's right, that's what I've learned. My first car
at fifteen and nineteen ninety seven, it was a nineteen
seventy one Triumph Herald. Before I was even allowed to
drive it, I had to rotate all the tires and
change the oil. Dad making sure his daughter had the basics.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Ah, now, Nicholas just text she reckons thirty nine point
three percent can't now this is interesting? Or won't? Yeah,
change your tie And yes, I am accepting people that
won't as well, So it's not just don't have the
ability to, but also don't want to.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
Both result in us being stuck on the side of
the motorwaye. She also said it should be part of
your driving test that would solve a lot of problems
with stupidity on the roads.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Does this include people that drive a car that doesn't
have a spare Oh well, yeah, I would include that
because if you can't, Yeah, that's a good point. You
can't do it.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
Have you ever been in a situation where, because you know,
some cars they don't have a space saver, they have
a proper replacement tire. In my first car had that,
and so one of your tires has got a flatty,
you replaced it forgot to fix the flaty or couldn't
afford it. Either way, then you get another flatty, you're
gonna pop the boot and you're like, oh, that's right.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
What about percentage of New Zealanders have never had a
flat tire?

Speaker 3 (48:54):
That's a great one. Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (48:58):
It wouldn't be high, it would be high, and I
think it would be high.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
You think most people get a flat tire in their
life at some stage.

Speaker 5 (49:03):
Our roads are too rubbish and you've got bits all
over the road you run over.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
Yeah, for sure. My husband had no idea how to
fix punctures on her kids bikes. I had to do it.
So can't change a car tire sixty five percent of
the population. That's when Catherine felt like it's just a
massive drive by and her husband, Yep, maybe he deserved it.
Forty three percent, seventy two point eight percent can. I
think Jerry thinks thirty five percent of Kiwis can't. Slus
don't know how to change tire.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Now this question here, are you including kids in your sets? Yes,
yes I am, I'm including newborns.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
I don't believe can change a tire. I'm thinking most
people under the age of fifteen can't. I just are
there always some that can, some newborns, But you have
to show either that kid would have to be there
when you just happen to have had a flat tire,
or maybe you grew up rally. Yeah, probably more likely
to learn how to do that sort of stuff.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
Seven seventeen point five percent. Jerry, I reckon, it's time
for you to unveil your your answer.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Okay, my answer is I believe forty one percent of
New Zealanders of all ages, shapes and sizes cannot change
a tire forty one forty one percent. And I think
that's I think that that has increased. I think that's
going in one direction, and I think it will continue
that way.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
The majority of Kiwis can. All right, whatever the actual
answer is, it doesn't matter. Is only what you think.
Jerry thinks, and that means Shannon from Kristich is closest
to the pen with forty one point three percent. Congratulations, Shannon,
you have won twenty eight million dollars.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
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you won't find on the radio show.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
The Herdarchy Breakfast podcast.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
So does everyone reckon that? People talking about me behind
my back? Because I was playing golf the other day.
I played by myself. Yeah, well that's because a eutimism.
I was playing golf by myself and I was wandering
off the final hole and I'm more computed us the
place where people practice putting, and there's a dude there

(51:04):
and he's practicing his putting mildly humiliating, but anyway, he's
practicing is putting and he's about my age. And he goes, okay, mate,
how I said? Good things? Do you know I never
seen him before and don't well I don't remember him anyway,
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
And an unremarkable man.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Yeah, and he goes, he goes, how the game go?
And I said, oh, you know? Up and down? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (51:28):
See good and bad golf was the winner on the day.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Yeah, It's always the way, isn't It had some terrible
shots and but enjoyed the walk. And then and I
said how And then he goes, how's the slice going?
Fixed it yet? And I said sorry? And he said
if he fixed your slice yet? And I said no,
I said, a terrible slice. Hot the whole works, and

(51:51):
I walked off and then I was just walking off
of Is it like, does he I don't know that guy?

Speaker 3 (51:56):
Does?

Speaker 1 (51:56):
I don't know him? As the word got around the
the sort of my golf club that I've got a
shocking slice that's an absolute humiliation. Or was that just
a genuine kind of a you know, everyone's got a
slice trying to yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
Yeah, or was it pointed at you? Yeah, and did
he go here comes oldlic slicy pins?

Speaker 1 (52:20):
It felt pointed?

Speaker 3 (52:21):
Yeah, I think it would be. I mean that's certainly
what I'm hearing around the traps whenever you leave the
room roots just like God, if you said it's slicely,
I mean that's true. You're saying it the other day
as well. It's true whenever you're not here, Like, do
you have a slice? I've played golf with you, I don't.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
I mean, oh, I can slice it.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
Yeah, but you also hook it, so it's hard to
tell which one.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
You've got exactly. No, I go both ways, but I
can when I do. When I do slice, I really slice, yeah, right,
I mean I can go across two freeways.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
Is there a chance that you've gone across two feelways
and hit this guy before, and he's gone, yeah, or
you've done that thing where you've come up. Sorry, is
that your Is that my ball? Is that your ball?
And then you're on his feear way he goes, God,
Jerry's got the bloody slice again.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
No. Maybe, I mean there's that time that I was
playing and I was walking down my fairway just i'd
hit for once a shot that seemed to be kind
of in or around my own fairway, and then I'm
walking down and I just heard walking down and enjoying
the fact that I finally hit something semi straight, and
this ball came out of nowhere straight towards me. I

(53:26):
just saw it, maybe with a meter before it hit
the brim of my cap, the brim, the end of
the brim, right in the middle of my head. It
did hit it. I hit it straight on and bounced
off the brim of the hat. Now if my head
had been I don't know, I'm going to say three
centimeters looking up at the sky or down. H Yeah,

(53:50):
I would have got right between the eyes, like literally
between the eyes.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
You just turned left to look at a graph that
was being projected on a screen. Next year in the
snope and miss texture on three for a three. Jerry,
don't get a big head, mate, No one's talking about you.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Oh thanks Jim, Jerry.

Speaker 4 (54:04):
In the night they breakfast.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
This morning, we were trying to build the perfect Kiwi athlete.
How do we get on that?

Speaker 3 (54:12):
We went pretty well, mate, we went pretty well and
knows out in the studio beavering away on this. We
are going to put the image up. We've put together
all of the best attributes from the best looking people
in New Zealand and we've got a pretty comprehensive list.
There's your last chance to get something added in there
if you'd like to. I'll start from the head down.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Years. It's all this way you work, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
Steven Adam's height years, dw Z's mullet at the back, Yeah,
at the front long is tough.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
Ah, they see you got a bit of tought at
the front and then business at the back.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
So Mighty Martin's eyes set into Kieran Reid's eyicckle.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Good luck, good luck penetrating those eyes. I mean they
are very penetrating eyes, but good luck penetrating those with
a farm if you're looking to gouge.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
That's right, good luck penetrating Greek some of his left ear.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Well, no sound penetrates that ear because it's so Collie flower.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
And even more like penetrating keivin mere Lamu's right.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Here and that's just a bacon strip.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Okay, we're putting d Max smile on Lovely Trendy his
tiny little mouth.

Speaker 5 (55:12):
Good.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
Joey Wheeler's laugh will be coming out of that.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
Lisa Carrington's shoulders, what shoulders they are? Yes, the gout
in the boat and too. Richard Lowe's elbows.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
That's good for elbowing other people's noses, like Paul Crossa,
for example, after he scored a try. I mean I
watched that the other day, that Richard low incident, and
it was it was before there was any kind of
yeah TMO think, oh my god, he was laid on that.
I mean, what was he doing across there? Anyway? As
a prop He's like has covered a fence. I think
he was so proud of the fact that he had

(55:44):
covered that ground he thought I might as well do
something when I'm over here dropping elba on his face.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
In the spot on our Frankenstein of New Zealand athletes
to Aaron Clark's forearms four arm arms of consequence, forearms
of note.

Speaker 5 (55:56):
They tattooed the forearms as well, or as the yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
Oh yeah, Ran Fox's motor.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Yeah, what a motivator, A powerful motor. Yeah, an effective motor,
an efficient motor. It does the job. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
Unfortunately it's meant that we can't have Ryan Fox's spine
in there, which was going to get a run. Now,
this one has a little bit of a point of contention.
Scott Barrett snag or the minute piece.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Okay, we'll have to work that one through.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
I think we go the minute piece into Buck Shefford's
Mona laden Ball, sat Mark Todd's Girchen, Peter Plumley Walkerzanus.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Is an athlete, I mean's a cricket umpire.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
But I both Jason Artis's calves, John from Gore's feet
and then Guppy's ties, and thus concludes your Frankenstein of
great New Zealand athletes.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
Jerry Endman Knight, the Hotarchy, Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
Big Day in the Radio industry. Fels's It is the
New Zealand Radio and Podcast Awards for twenty twenty six.
This is something that I base my entire self worth
on do you. Yeah, I it doesn't matter to me
whether I produced any good content. It doesn't matter to
me whether anyone's listening. It doesn't matter whether I'm heading

(57:08):
any of my KPIs. Allice to me is that I'm
recognized publicly at an awards ceremony. Okay, And I got
to be honest, I'm not the only one in the
radio industry that feels that way. I've always thought that
what we should do, potentially is instead of having a no.
No industry is so dominated by an awards ceremony as
the radio industry is, I've always thought, instead of that,

(57:30):
we should just get everyone together in the room, get
their mums in to just tell them that they love them,
and then they can all start.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
It is one of the most awarded industries. I think,
I can, I can. I I'll see your radio industry
and I'll raise you. The advertising industry, they've got like
that fees, they've got the something else is the same.
I think they at last count, I'm pretty sure they
had three different advertising awards.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
Yeah, it's out of control. It's something about the media
and advertising industry that's just it's it's it's ridiculous. It's
one of the most and also like can the average
person stomach sitting there and watching Mike Hosking win an
award for talking into a ten gan for three hours
a day?

Speaker 1 (58:11):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (58:11):
It's it's it's a pretty that's a pretty tough one. Anyway,
good pass up afterwards, and that is why everyone goes
so because it's an awards ceremony, you need to wear
a suit. And as you guys know, I went to
about fifteen weetings last year. As you guys also know,
I was also doing something non around the world as
the Big Brown slim Down also known as the Yo Yo,
also known as Operation Full Circle, also known as Operation Donut,

(58:34):
Operation Square one, whereby I started at one hundred and
twelve kilos, got down to one o three, got back
up to one twelve.

Speaker 5 (58:39):
Yep Odaki's biggest loser was was called that for.

Speaker 3 (58:43):
A while and actually in one in one meeting I
was called the big Brown Beast. Now that's more of
an offair thing.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
But someone called I've heard someone call you the ymti
super fauna.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
A mega fauna. Anyway, Look we're offrom the weeds here.
So yesterday, so because I went to all of those weddings.
I have been given suits because I was a groomsman
for so many of them, and they'll give you a
blazer or a shirt or whatever. So I was like,
I'm sweet for the awards, and I've got like six
suits in the cupboard, and I do and I went
in there. But because of the big brown, slim down

(59:18):
I don't fit any of this. I checked on. I
mean the blazers, okay, one of them can't do the
button back up. One of the shirts that I had
been given last year. I could not get into that thing. Okay,
I mean I've never been able to do the top
button up. That's a neck issue.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Easy solved with the blazer. I just don't do up
the button. Just don't do up the button. You're all
good to go. There. Shirt neck, now that's an issue.
Are you saying that your shirt neck's not for the shirt?

Speaker 3 (59:42):
Nicks have never fit me. No, I've never been able to.
So what I'll do is I'll run the double windsor
and then that will cover up the button at the
top there.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
You should just customize that, customized, just.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
Go to my tailor.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
Bastard.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
I've never cussed I'm customizing well. Butlers at their house
that customize their shirts.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
You just need one shirt because you're going to use
it like you can just and like a white shirt.
If you get a nice white shirt, mate, it might
cost you a couple of hundred bucks as opposed to
it as opposed to one hundred bucks. You know, but
then you have it for what ten years?

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
What if your nick gets smaller and bigger though, Jerry.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Well, you get it with plenty of room in the neck. Yeah,
you don't want to be too tight around the neck anyway,
because you look weird.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
So now I found one. I had to dug one
out of suit that I had bought many many years
ago when I was at my biggest, and that's the
only one that fits me now. So I will be
dressing up as a bus drover tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
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at Hodarchy Breakfast.

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