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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jerry and Midnight The hold Ikey Breakfast time.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
For Jerry's series where I'll get asked a question, I
will secretly write down the answer that question and you
have to guess what my answer to that question is.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Three three eight hundred.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Now, I hope you're sitting down for this next day
because it may come as a shock to you. But
every now and then we like to plan this show.
And when we were planning the show, we thought, Mother's
Day is coming up this weekend.
Speaker 5 (00:22):
How do what kind of day?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
What day Sunday?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Oh, I don't know, So we thought, why don't we
theme it around Mother's Day? And in the past we've
been accused of going to downstairs in the segment, so
we thought, well, why don't we go downstairs? What's right
in between the Venn diagram of downstairs and your mom
at a your mom? It is mummy Time, which we
(00:47):
discussed briefly yesterday. Off here, could you remind us of
the mummy time story?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Oh, I've got a friend who spent some time overseas
and he was going out with a young lady and then.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
He broke up with the young lady actually.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
And he then got a call from the young lady
to say, could you bring back a jumper of mine.
You've got to jump I lift at your house. It's
it was like, I don't know and something it was.
It was an expensive jumper and he's like, yeah, sure.
So he went and dropped it around to his girlfriend's place.
His girlfriend, ex girlfriend was living with her mother and
(01:25):
the ex girlfriend wasn't there at the time, and the
mother invited him in. That always had quite a friendly relationship, cordial,
and one thing led to another and next thing, you know,
there was a bit of mummy tie.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
So this morning we thought, with Mother's Day coming, I start.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
A full investigation into it. On a podcast they did.
He was terminated to Rise of the Machine.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
He was well up.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I thought he knew it too, but for the longest time.
But it turns out he clarified it. My friend clarified
it was terminated to Rise of the Machine, Rise of
the Machines, long movie, not Judgment Day.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
So we thought this morning, for Jerry's theories, what percentage
of New Zealanders have.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Had a bit of mummy time.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
We thought that, yeah, and so that that's just to
clarify what that was going to be. That was going
to be intergenerational, Yes, so intergenerational love making one generation
to another. Yes, I guess that could have been male
or female.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Yeah, but I'd like to call an audible because the
text has.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Come through on three four eight three that is too
good to deny.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
I'm calling an audible.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
We're changing Jerry's theories right on the on the field
of play.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
You can't just change it this morning.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Jerry's theories. How many sexual partners does Jerry think his
mother has had?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Hold on?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Hold on?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
How many sexual partners do I think my mom's head.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
If my mom who listens, I don't know if my
mom has had to sit through? How many sexual partners
does Jerry think mania has had? Then the least you
can do, the least you could do, as how many
sexual partners does Jerry thing his mama's had?
Speaker 5 (03:06):
The listen is still growing, sy Jerremy, no Ah, I
love this. This is a great segment.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
I love doing this every week, And as we always do,
right up after Pearl jam Alive, we're going to interrogate
the criteria. Jerry's going to give you a little inkling
as to what he's thinking.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Very read right now, Jeremy, Well, well, she.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Doesn't listen, and you've blocked her on social media so
she'll never see.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Well, we're definitely not doing any posts about this. Just
keep it under the cone. I'll do it, but it's
going to extended the kind of silence.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
You've blocked her on Instagram. She won't say it anyway.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
It's how to stay in the kind of trust this one, guys.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
How many sexual partners? Does Jerry? His mom has the
bloody question. That's what we're doing today.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Jerry in the night the hold I keep breakfast.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Sadly, we're currently involved in am called Jerry's theories.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I get asked a question with an answer, I write
it down on a piece of paper. You have to
get what the answer? What my answer to that question
is on three for three or eight hundred.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
It's an opportunity to get inside the sick and twisted
mind of Jerry Wells once a week, and this week
with Mother's Day coming up, and off the back of
Jerry interrogating how many sexual partners?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Has me?
Speaker 5 (04:14):
And I head? Are my mummy hearing that on the radio?
It's time for the turntables.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
It's on table that's in tables.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
How many sexual partners. Does Gerry think his mum's head?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Are we doing? Are we seriously doing this? I need
to distance myself from us.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
I can't well, how can Jerry distance himself from his
own theories? And this is the thing Bob Marley said,
you're running and you're running, and you're running away.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
You're running and you're running, but.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
You can't run away from yourself for right text he
on three four three. You just said how much you
love Jerry's theories, but me thinks you didn't love it
so much when Jerry had to guess how many times
you'd feed the chickens when your other half as well,
she doesn't have a great day, Rosean, Roseanne.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
So this is why I'm taking so much glee.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
This is the part of the segment where we interrogate
Jerry's thought process to get you a little bit closer
to what.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
You think he thinks. The answer to the question is
what's your thought process?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Before I get involved.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
In my thought processes and share my thought process, can
I just can I just clarify something?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Have we got? Have we all agreed to a media
a social media blackout? Here?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Right?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
It is not going up on social media anywhere.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I won't post it anywhere, so people only a live
moment of radio, right, I can be I can be
honest with everybody in the moment.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
You've blocked your mum on social media, so even if
you posted, she wouldn't say it.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
No, But my fear is that one of her friends
might see something and then might mention something back to her,
whereas I don't think one of her friends will mention
something that we see on the radio.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
That's all I'm asking before we get into this.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Okay, Zoey's the social media pundit here. Do you promise.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Otherwise I won't be honest. I'll be honest if this
is just okay, this is how it should be.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
This will not make it on social media and the listeners are.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
And no one's allowed to record it, and then anyway.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
I can't speak for the listeners. Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
So my mom is when my mom was born in
nineteen forty four, which makes her eighty two. She's been
married once. She was married in nineteen sixty nine. She
married my dad in nineteen sixty nine's still.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Married sixty nine.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
So those are the fact we've got in front of
us at the stage.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
She two children.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Two children, my brother and I two as far as
i'm aware, one the same partners as my father. I'm
pretty sure both of us kind of look like come
a little bit and my mum. Okay, so we know,
never mean any questian around our patronage.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
The legitimacy you were side out of, sir John, Now.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Okay, So that's where that's the that's the building blocks
of where we can start from.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
There's been a couple of texts coming, so it's been
one partner for sure. Yes, so we're starting through a
baseline of one. I don't I'm going to I'm going
to make a judgment call here. I don't think we're
going to delve into allegations of infidelity.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Well, I've seen no evidence of that in my life,
and I really I really haven't seen any.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Well, don't check the text machine.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Then.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Well, well, the other.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Part is that my mum married my dad in nineteen
sixty nine, so she was twenty what is that twenty five,
which is quite old in those days. It doesn't seem
very old now, Yeah, you'd sort of wonder why she
left it so late. Well, she was very involved in sport. Actually,
I can tell you this I can answer that honestly.
(07:33):
It was involved in sports. She went overseas. She went
to London in the sixties, ninety sixty five.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
She went to London in the sixties.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
She went to London in nineteen sixty five. She went
on a ship across the Ear with their mates.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Text through saying what I feel kind of dirty listening
to this. This is mean.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
You shouldn't make Jerry do this run through like a
finish line. I think someone else said just one. Jerry
thinks just one, and that's been There's been a few
of those texts going through.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
On three four three.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Well, I'd like to think just Well do I like
to think just one? I look, to be honest, my mother,
i'd like to think just one since she was married.
But and I, as I said before, I have no
evidence just anything to the country.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
She'd be upset.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
But i'd even say that there was any kind of
allegation of him FIDELI, there isn't. So before she was
married to my dad, would I be upset if she had.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Another sexual partner. No, I wouldn't be. I wouldn't be.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
So. Look, I don't like to think one. I just
think there's definitely one I'm yep, there's definitely one.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Put it that way.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
A couple of texts here, Jerry thinks three, let's be reasonable.
Jerry thinks one one this text here, make sure you
include me as well, Jerry.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
And then this one here. If she was in London
in the sixties, that make Austin powers your dad.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
It's definitely let's just say one or more.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Jerry's Theories comes to a shocking conclusion up.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
There, Jerry and Minnie the Hdiarchy breakfast.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
What's the question in today's Jerry's Theories?
Speaker 5 (09:08):
How many sexual partners does Jerry think his mum has had?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
It's a mother's day special.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
It is certainly something special. And the text have come
through on three four eight three stopped us madness. We
will so those texts I'd say, where were you? Who
were you when the bombs fell? We've agreed not to
make any posts to social media. We've agreed that this
just stays between us listening right now. Big Dilly's textro
(09:38):
on three four o three might make a carouself for
the socials.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Off the back of this, a few text guessing.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Numbers one, three, four three, Carl reckons five hundred and
eighty three.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Close this one.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
I would quite like four a young dumb love, the
one that got away, the one that broke her heart,
and the one she felt.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Yeah, just a look. Context of important. Age of time
is important.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Nineteen forty four to nineteen sixty nine we're talking about here.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Times were very different.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Brief stint in London and the sixties.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
There's a lot of people didn't have six before marriage
in those days. Not that my mother's religious, but there
was that was that was oftentimes the conservative moral approach.
Sure whether or not my mother, I don't didn't know.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Her obviously before she was before she had me, so
I didn't I don't want to use that term. No,
but I didn't see her, so I wouldn't know.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
How about this text on three four eighth three Jerry
things won for his mum, but for anyone else's mum
with that, and for he would have suggested seven. So
let's split the difference and say four.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
You see, I know my mom, and there's verand conservative
Brady conservative, you know a version of your mom.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Yeah that's true.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
There's a version of your mum you don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Yeah that's true. That's true.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
And I'm pleased that I don't to be honest, and
it's going to stay that way. I have come up
with a number, okay, and it's an honest number. It's
what it's what I think, okay, And that number might
surprise some people, but I believe it to be true too.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
I'm gonna go too.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
I kind of hope too. You know, there's only one
person who taxted too, and.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
It's not I hope too. I hope there was someone
else under my dad. But there's a weird thing to say.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Congratulations to Steve, who I think may have been number
one and his guests was number two. The congratulations and
that thus ends an excruciating for Jerry's theory.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Going to have a shower now
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Jerry and Minian the hod Ikey Breakfast