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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Daily bespoke content that you won't find on the radio
show The HURDARKI Breakfast podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
It's good to be in the podcast, doesn't It doesn't
just feel so much better to be in in the podcast.
H But it's a bit of me in the podcast
and out of the podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Better to have podcasted and lost than to never have
casted pot at all.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
It's funny how you can be in a podcast but
not being a podcast. Like, for example, I'm in the
podcast right now, I am right on the podcast here,
I'm watching me here. Oh, whereas right now I'm not
on the podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Now You've still on the podcast. Feel like you're still
in the podcast, just a bit quieter, just further away.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I wouldn't think that I'm as much in the podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
From you're disconnected from the podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
If you look at your phone for a bit, you
could probably feel like you're less part of the podcast
as well. You're like, oh.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah, and then we could have a massive blow up
about it. Yeah, make international news, make international news.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, don't screw with people personal lives.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Move on, move on, move on, move on.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
I'm trying to fucking move move on now, mate, you're
a fly. I just want to talk about Bangladesh in
Australia now, mate, move on, because I know those people.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
What is going on in Australian radio? Are we not?
Are we not having enough falling outs on the air?
Is that what's going on?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I did Jackie O leave the Kyle and Jackie out?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Apparently they might offer her another shift on a different.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Show, casual content.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
That's because I don't want to.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Get onto the phone to the studio.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
She could be a week in wounded.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
That's a good idea.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
That's good idea.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I high level weekend wounded ten million every five year,
twenty million deal or whatever the hell are they signs about?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
It's about what I got on the weekends?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Do they?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I don't know, okay, because every time I hear of
it because we don't live over there, right, so you
don't hear of Kyle Sanderland's and Jackie Oh very often
unless this kind of thing's happening, and it's happening so
often that it's sort of bow cried wolf. I just
I'm okay, how they you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
What it's happened before?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I know.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
So they're going to give for twenty years as apprenticeship
on radio.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
I thought they were new and then most hear them
and their most recent deal they signed was for ten
years for one hundred million between them. I don't know
what the split was, whether Kyle would sixty according to
the stats. I don't agree.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I don't agree with the someone's not happy with something,
that's for sure. But it seems like Jackie Oh is
the one that's not happy.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Do you know what it was what he told her offer?
Did you hear the audio? Yeah, she was googling stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
She's gurgling stuff. They're sniped from the show star sign stuff.
She got to you get in too much into the
star sign ship. Yeah, I mean if you were getting
into the star signs shit, I'd be come on, mate, Well.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
What about what about when you get into the bloody
weather app ship?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Should I I guess star weather apps in my star signs?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Whether apps are your star signs. You're not an astrology gilly,
You're a what do they call it meteorol? You're a
media old you gilly.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Yeah, there was just a bit of the argument.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
You're off with the fairies with don't have to prove
doing something. Listen listening to the program you'll hear yourself.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
That actually makes it sound way more interesting than it was,
because I listened to the whole yeah, bloody twenty minute
break or however long it was. Yeah, and it was
that's been cut up, mixed up, cut up and destroyed
by Yeah that mates. He's a good man.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
He is major flavors five good and great guy. I
hate I hate that, I know it as extra nambers
and introduced himself as a high fellow. And don't you
descroy a lovely man, one of the one of the
greatest lovely man.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
When I first started working at MTV, him and d L.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
T oh God.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Used to do a show on m t V. They
were just pushing back against the man the whole time.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Do you know what, We're not pushing back against the
men enough. Geez, we're learning on this podcast. We're not
having falling out staged falling outs, and we're not pushing
back against the man.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I feel like pushing back against the man was a
real nineties thing to do. It was because you didn't
want to sell out. It was a huge You did
not want to sell out, and that meant not commercializing anything. Yeah,
leaving some dosh on the table. Leaving opportunities. You didn't
take your opportunity.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
It's the what do they call it the punk paradox
or whatever? You know. Yeah, if you if you gain
mainstream success for being in a punk band, how do
you grapple with that in your own head?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Well grunge I guess was the same thing. Yeah, it
was just one was just postponed.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
What if we start a radio segment either called Fucking
with Aussie Todd or Fucking with Staino, and we like
do do wacky stuff like film them sitting on a
whoopie cushion, just be like, yeah, fucking nailed you, bro.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah we could put I don't think we will last
very long.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
We could. We could put something bad in this coffee,
like laxative and then he ships himself.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah, I mean, do we need to go back to
radio first principles? Like do we do we say? For example,
do we haul I don't know, like Dilli or one
of us into the into the office and then have
Toddy tell us that he's tearing our contracts up? Is
just like a prank, good one, you know, you know
where the bosses. The bosses are on it, and the
audience know they weren't on it, but then it's just us.
(05:33):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
B Yeah, well maybe maybe, I mean we can you
go new with it? That's always the question. Yeah, I
mean how far can you push it?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
No? Used to do the same thing over and over again.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Put shaving foam on the on the boss's car post.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
It not post follow the popcorn post.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
It notes What about if we were to take a
ship in the middle of the bosses lounge? Yeah, exactly,
get their keys and go in there and take a
ship in the middle of the lounge. Has anyone done that?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Well, if Kyle and Jackie O haven't, then I don't
know who has.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
And then set up cameras.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
What is this ship?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Is a ship in the middle of my lounge? Guys,
I think it'd be fine as long as it wasn't
on carpet. That would be going too far.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
You're okay with hardwood floors?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yeah, well you can just get the handy handy out,
can It's like it never happened.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Carpet.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah, that goes in there, stays in there forever.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Your kids have a shit in your carpet?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yeah yeah, yeah, over had that spew is the worst.
It's an interesting one the old spew because you just
want your kids when they've got a tummy bug to
to volmb outside. Yeah, it just makes it so much
easier because, Yeah, I'd often come into your room at night.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Second I'll go.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I'm You're like, get out, get out, get out, get
out before you spill in here, and then I'm cold.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Imagine how cold will be when you're outside you.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
It's the same with dogs, though, man, because you don't
have dogs or kids currently, hat then you might know this.
You might know this like when you look over in
the corner and the dog is at it's like, oh yeah,
and you're like, get the fuck out, get out, get out,
and it just looks like and it will never never,
never get out.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Going through some pretty horrific stuff that listen to dad.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Then yeah, the annoying you're not the father your dog.
But but I'm dead, but I my cat. Well I
did this the other day. It was it was doing
the noise, yeah, and I was about to throw up
cicada husk is what this was. And it was on
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the line and I was like, sweet, fine, it could
be on the line. Pretty easy to clean that up. Yeah,
walked over under the carpet, throw up on it got
on you, And doesn't that make you just want to
see how far you can punt a domestic short hair,
doesn't it? And they make you just go I reckon,
I could kick you clean across the road here, miss.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I did have a number of conversations with my kids
and saying like, if ever you feel like spearing in
the middle of the night, either do it on your dove,
like just stand there, just don't leave your bit, just
stay in your bit, spuel over your do back and
then sleep in it so you loan you listen, spell
over it and then just fold it up and then
go and put it in the wash. But but firstly,
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don't come up. Don't come upstairs because you'll probably spill
it on the way up and all over the carpet,
on a carpet, like there's just carpet ever it I
don't want. I don't want your spein on the carpet.
It's so hard to especially that bloody the loop carpet
that we've gotts in there.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Also, what do you can do once the kid gets
into your room? So what are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I'll spell on you. I mean, they want to be comforted,
don't they? I think that's the that's the idea of it.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Is it because you can't hit them anymore? Is that
what I mean? Imagine that I.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Need to spute.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
I'll give you you.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Spew such appearance from the eighties, I'll give you.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I'll give you something to spew about. Mate, you think
you want to spew now? But yeah, so back to
us manufacturing some sort of on your beef?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Is that just what's going on over there in Australia?
Is it any Australian listeners get in touch, reach out,
call the podcast hundred.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
We've still got our relationship with our friends at be
one day, the Ben checking.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
We can bring it back. I haven't. I have not
texted Abby for a while. Good that though I don't
mind texting her again. I've still obviously got and I've checked.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I think that's a good jobs.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
A woman's touch. I don't know if they want to
talk about They probably don't want to talk about the
radio shows that.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
No, of course, not that'd be hot. I saw a
video the other day with the.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Cackv Steve Steve the Cack the Cack met the wolf
Man and wolf Man and Heavy the breoth friggy.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
The cock's got the cacks quite He's running an interesting
kind of a life.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
The cack I'm thinking of the Yeah, Wolfman's prolific on
social media, isn't it your cock?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Not so much?
Speaker 3 (10:29):
No, well, he would just be in the corner already.
He's more of a watcher.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Cack drinking the car would go well, like a comedy
gala five five minutes of five minutes of the cack.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I think he was a comedian the cack.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Wasn't he after Tony Lyle?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I'm pretty sure the cack was a comedian.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Before Tony ly be closing actually at the same time
the cats just in the corner.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I'm pretty sure he was a comedian. The cack.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Yeah, right, Can someone google it was?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
You could google it was the cack a comedian?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
What was the comedian?
Speaker 4 (11:01):
You google that? We'll just have a quick break because
we're just going to have one.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
How do you spell cock?
Speaker 4 (11:05):
See j E R?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
What was the cack? Hold on? Was the cuck from?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Hold on?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
From B one O four?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Hold on?
Speaker 4 (11:15):
When I don't take a break while he googles this.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
From one B one o five? If M a comedian?
Into are you in Yes. Steve Davidson, the radio host
often associated with the nickname or topic on Brisbane's BO
one oh five, also known as the Cock as a
professional stand up comedian. The cart label stems from a
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long running and controversial storyline on his radio show Stave
Airbon Matt regarding his real life marriage to fellow comedian
Kat Davidson.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Get out.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I'm not joking, not you.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
I just immediately kept Davidson's that.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I just I just aed that was the cock from
B one oh five him a comedian, and that is
what it says.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
That's what the cucks got at home? Oh I hang
on which one?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (12:09):
No? Are were you taking a break?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Or is this a.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Break?
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Jeremy Wells and Mania Stuart find them on Instagram at
Hodaki Breakfast and We're back.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Actually can we take another break? I need I just
need another break.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
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Speaker 2 (12:31):
Was there a shower in here?
Speaker 3 (12:32):
I think? I think I'm good. There isn't a shower
in here. You ever tell you about the first non
like the first commercial radio station I ever worked on
was in tunger My missus just moved up to she
had a job at the Hamilton, So welcome to storytime.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
And there was a there was a radio station in
Todunger and they were like, we need weekend announces and
I was like, great, I'll go and do that.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
That's me.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
That's me weekend announcer. I'll announce.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
And I went in there and it was a some
retired recently retired guy and he had set up a
radio studio in his basement. There was a working shower
and toilet in the corner, and if someone went to
the toilet, you could hear the toilet flush in the
background of the dude took a shower one day on
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the weekend. There was a jug set up in like
a kitchen. It in the corner of makeshift kitchen. It
are you sure this boiling a jug?
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Pretend?
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Well, this is the things. And then when I was
driving back to pick the message up after she finished work,
I was like scanning around to try and find this.
I was have I just been Have I been cut? Dude?
Speaker 4 (13:48):
And I've just been filming me?
Speaker 2 (13:50):
So well, what did you conclude?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Yeah? It was real. It was called Paradise FIM. I
don't know if it's still going on. I know, Paradise,
you're in Paradise, Yeah, I know. Pardi was Yeah, it
was like a retired dude and he wanted to make
his own. It was like an Americana type station. And
the guy before me, the Weekend Wounded before me, pronounced
my name differently every single time. And he was he
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was one of these slow talking, real quiet, right up
on the mic sort of guys, and he couldn't really
pronounce anything correctly. And he said, now leaving the cable
hands of mandra This is right around the time where
I got rejected from the Dog because I went in
there and they said, oh, see, you've just moved to Hamilton,
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of all places. Why And I was like, for love,
I found it on a bus. And then they go, oh, yeah,
there's no jobs in there and what and what do
you and what do you wanna? What do you wanna do?
What kind of week do you want to get into?
I was like, oh, I want to go on the radio.
And they were like, and I think I saw her
reach underneath your disk had a button. We get another
(14:55):
one here.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Yeah, because there's the thing. You can't move to another
place with his no jobs or something.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Uh Veridically, I got rejected from the doll because I
lived with my message was my problem. But the other
problem was I walked into the Winds office in Hamilton
and told them I was going to be on the
radio under.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I feel like that's discriminatory.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
I agree, but how do you do your partner?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
So they said, there's already an income coming in.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
That's what it was.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
And I was like, but that's putting a lot of
pressure on our relationship because she's making all the money.
You don't think, like, why would I be in here
unless I've tried every single thing I could.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
What about if you said, you said, but she doesn't
give me any money. Yeah, she doesn't give me any money.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
She just keeps it.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
She keeps all her own money, keeps it.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
Well she needs it. Well you talk to her, bro, Yeah,
you talk to Have you ever been on the doll
during on a benefit?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Uh? Not a student student? Do we not allow on
student doll Do we count that? Because then back in
the day, back in the nineties, if you were a
student during the holidays, you could go on the one
hundreds sixty six.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Dollars a week student Nah, they didn't have that when I.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Was a student, did they make you look for a
part time work over summer like go to student jobson
to look at the adverts on Oh.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Maybe you went to student maybe once or twice, but
not really that In those days it was way looser.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Did you ever get a job on off sjas? I
got one.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I did, Actually I tried. I applied for one that
was selling going door to door, selling in cyclop pds
or something. I lasted a day and I went, no,
I'm not a door to door salesperson. I don't I
have the stomach for us.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
Couldn't.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Mine was a dairy. If I've told this story before,
there was the farm where there weren't enough motorbikes and
one of the guys that was working there was on
home detention, and so when he would drive me intol,
his ankle started flashing that I'd have to jump off
and walk the cows back and after that, and that
was bloody solder through. But he did teach me how
to run a Ponzi scheme, and that's good. And I
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was going to go back to university and run that
Ponzi scheme on my classmates with the course related costs
for which you could get about two thousand dollars, and
all ye had to do you applied it online at
this point, and all you did was like click from
a drop down and be like what do you need
it for? And you're like school books. Yeah, And then
they dropped two thousand dollars into your account, which it
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should have just been called dumb shat because that's all
anyone ever spent it on. No one ever bought people,
didn't buy groceries or anything with that. No, you just
bought dumb shit. Course related costs, man, Yeah, course related costs.
And I was about to buy a course related ounce
and then starts and then telling people hated you want
to buy in I've just bought this ounce. Once I've
sold it to Evryan, I will pay you back plus
a profit from what I've sold it yep. And then
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once I've sold it, then I go back to those
people and I say, hey, mate, here's your profit. Now.
I can either give this to you or I could
use it to reinvest in another couple of ounces. Then
I resell that stuff and then I'll pay you back
double next time you can on that. And then they
go yes, Meanwhile, I've not bought or sold a single thing.
I'm just taking more money off those people. And so
every time they reinvest I've only ever got enough money
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on hand to repay one of those people that's invested
in my ouns that doesn't exist. And so if at
any point one of my mate Jerry comes to me
and he goes, hey, mate, I need the money, so
I want out of the Ponzi scheme, which you don't
know is the Ponzi scheme, at that time, I goes, sweet, bro,
here's all the money for you. But where that comes unstuck,
as if and all of them there's a run on
your Ponzi scheme. If there's a run on my Ponzi scheme,
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and then some or if someone goes you're either the
greatest drug dealer of all time or you're not selling
drugs because no one's bought anything off you, none of
our mates, no one's ever seen it. Where is this?
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:44):
And then I'll be like, well, mate, I'm very discreet.
You know, I can't have loose lips out here, you know. Yeah,
so yeah, for legal reasons, I never did that.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
I pleased that you didn't, but yeah, that's how that works?
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Yeah, okay, should we run a Ponzi scheme on the show?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Should we get we go, we'll have to sell our podcast.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
I've thought about this before. A multi level marketing scheme
which you may know as a pyramid scheme, where we
get each listener to recruit two more listeners, you know
what I mean, and then each of them they then
become their own boss babe and recruit two more listeners.
And then that way, that's how we grow the audience.
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Is the Hiderachy Breakfast pyramid schame. I don't know how
exactly that would work. How you going to be some
kind of center?
Speaker 4 (19:34):
Are you coming up with an idea to grow already?
Speaker 3 (19:39):
I'll knock that on the edge.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Let's just not frowned upon.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Jerry and Manaia hatch the radio show from six till
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