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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
Good morning, welcome along to the Hurdarchy Breakfast. Oh look
at the date. It's the first of April twenty twenty six.
Is a Whedon's statement. I do Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Here, Good morning New Zealand. We have our first wacky
April Fools prank this morning. KFC's got carrots on the menu.
Put carrots on the menu. I'll gonna be honest. Half
of these things, you know, when they come out with
the Aprile fools japes every year, some of them look
quite delicious.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Ma McDonald's a while back put the old pickle pie
out and I was like, Oh, wouldn't mind a pick
I quite like a pickle pie.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Yeah, I'm wrong with a pickle pie. I don't been
nothing wrong with a peckle pie.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Have you used to be a fan of the pickle
But I totally want nowadays without a pickle, or even
a toasted sandwich, a cheese toasted sandwich without a pickle.
There's not a cheese toasted sandwich.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Now cuts through the fat, doesn't it.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
Were you one of those weird kids that took your
pickle out of the book was Oh god.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
I know, I've watched a thirty year old man pull
a tomato out of a sandwich before and just about
wanted to hit him, ship strike him. In fact, they
used to work here. I'll tell you who it was.
Off that's an off teas. I think I know who
it was. Someone sticks throw up and go. Apparently he's
got a vegetable flavored up and go this morning that. Yeah,
just keep your wits about you this morning music, Oh

(01:22):
you've got to be stay stringent. Just a bit of
critical thinking require this morning. Anyway. Jerry's leaving seven sharp.
We'll talk about that next.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
It's radio Head Welcome along to the Hidache Breakfast.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Jerry and Leni the Hdiche breakfast used to do.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
On seven sharp. We had the story of Molly, the
border Collie who was saved by a person in a helicopter.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah, I mean, I don't watch that crap, but I
have seen this. Yeah, but a lot of people do,
I know, but I did see the story. You know,
I first became aware of it because you know, when
you like doom scrolling on social media and every now
and then you see your partner's like the thing on Facebook,
the profile pick pops up in the right hand corner.
I was, what treasure this? And it was this story

(02:06):
and I read it. It's a crazy story. See. So
the owner she fell down a fifty meter waterfall.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, the owner was out wandering around in the West
Coast boush with her dog Molly, her bearded collie don't Love.
Brought a collie, a border collie.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Molly don't Love, the roaming name Molly, the.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Bearded border collie. And so she was wandering around and
I think carrying Molly across a river of some.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Kind, right, and get washed down, slipped.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Or something happened, and ended up being washed down a
waterfall fifty five meters.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
TLC warned her against this kind.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Of don't go walking across waterfalls border collie, that's right,
And so she was rescued, but they didn't have time
or they couldn't find the dog. The dog was obviously
at the top of the waterfall somewhere else.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah, or maybe have been washed down the thing or
heard a helicopter coming thought bucket that I'm out of here. Yep.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
And so she was rescued and rescued the safety she was.
I don't know if she broke any bones. I think
she was just terribly bruised. Seriously, woman, she's in a
cast in the video, I know, but I don't know
if she broke anything.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Do you think she's just having Hollywood? She So, she's
been in hospital for a week. I wasn't aware of
the story before they found the dog. She was in
hospital for a week. You know, coallessing from her injuries, obviously,
the cast and all that.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Heavily coallessing, heavily.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Colorlessing, congealing, and she she conngealed in the hospital. She
con jealed in that hospital. Would wow. And I feel
bad for her because on top of that, she would
have spent the entire time you guys owned dogs, She
would have spent the entire time thinking about with that dog. Yeah,
she loved Molly. She loved Molly. You love Molly. I
loved Molly, and still.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
And so and so Matt, the person who saved her
and the helicopter from hawk attacker. Matt decided to the
pilot decided to go out and have a little bit
of a lock himself. Couldn't find Molly.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
I think he did a couple of missions, actually, and
then we've all spent a night trying to find Molly
on a couple of missions.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Then he had no luck finding Molly at all, and.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Then he wrung all of his context. He was getting
heavily on the on the phone, random guys on ponzibirop
and bath salts. I believe he came back with a
couple of times, and.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Then he they put it together and give a little
page and people got right in behind it, and in
the end they actually had to close the page eleven thousand,
five hundred dollars because it was oversubscribed.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
So he's looking at it. Hey, that's actually not how
much it costs to run the chop. It's not as
expensive as he said.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Not only could I run the chop, I could actually
go on a holiday. So he then they then also
put a bit of a call out for some special equipment,
and I think they've found some some heat sensing again.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
That's right, they got the I've seen the f of
the what do they call it, the thermo bloody detection
nighttime night vision doggles, that's the stuff they found it.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Then they found Molly, the border Collie, hanging out kind
of under some rocks by the waterfall in a moist zone,
and they brought in another dog, Bingo.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
I saw that. So the guy hops out the chopper,
walks up to the dog, and then all of a sudden,
he's got a little Jack Russell looking thing at his feet.
Was that the translator?

Speaker 1 (05:24):
That's Bengo, the translated dog, to show Molly that it's okay,
that there are other dogs in this giant bird. Yeah,
this giant metal, really noisy thing that's coming down.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
It's not trying to get you.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
And so they had a little bit of a sniff
of each other and then they picked up Molly and
then did I mean it was an amazing thing because
it was not in much space there, and so Matt
the helicopter pilot was hovering like it was. He didn't
land it, no, it was a full hover maneuver, and
then checked the dog on board, and away they went.
And then the beautiful scene win the owner and were reunited.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Although I couldn't help noticing the arm and a cast
was taking absolute battering from that dog because it was
so so hyped up. Well, you'd allow that though in
that situation. A couple of questions for your jury as
a dog owner. If your dog Yoko went missing, would
you send a helicopter after it? And when you got
it back, would you kick it? Look?

Speaker 1 (06:18):
No, No, negative on both, Just as negative on both
of those. I don't imagine Yoko would have hung out
by the waterfall waiting for me like a port Collie wood. Yeah,
that's an obedient dog right, probably feasted on native birds.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
In the meantime. It's a good point. That's a good point.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Only a like a couple of.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Target hagg on Missing.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
April the first, Yes, so just keep your wits about.
In fact, we should have to look at the Herald
this morning because I suspect they'll be able to up
to some wacky jakes. No good anyway, I wanted to
have a look back at some of the best April
Fools pranks from back in the day.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
So it is this old dude's name.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
This is old dude's name. Year Wow, Old dudes name, James,
Old dud's name James nineteen seventy eight, Dex Smith said
he was going to tow an iceberg from Antarctica to Sydney.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
So what the jake was that he called himself Dick Smith.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
He reckoned he was going to park the iceberg near
the Sydney Sydney Opera House, where it would then be
chopped into small cubes, which he called dixicles dexicles deck
and sold to punters for ten cents each. They never
did do that.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
Didn't think of Smith's sickles, No dexicles, tlexicles.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
The mount Edgcombe eruption. Now this is not Edgcombe in
New Zealand. This is in Alaska. On April first, the
nineteen seventy four in Alaskan Mountain, which had been dormant
for four hundred years, appeared to be on the verge
of erupting. Black smoke was seen billowing from its crater.
Current residents of nearby Sitka spilled out of their homes,
scared of what might happen next. The smoke was, in

(08:08):
fact not so much a volcano as pneumatic.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
That's not bloody local pranks to Porky Becker, is it?

Speaker 3 (08:14):
It was local pranks to Porky Becker.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Porky Becker.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Yeah, he had secretly fun how did you know?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
But I know about Porky Becker.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Porky Becker has secretly flun hundreds of tires into the
crater amount eagekim and set them alight, causing the billowing
black smoke.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Terrible for the environment. Porky Becker, well he's got it. Ye,
that just would not flow. It was different than nineteen
sixty four.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
What about a nineteen fifty seven the BBC Spaghetti Tree.
If you heard of the spaghetti tree. No, the BBC
e had a serious news segment showing Swiss farmers harvesting
spaghetti from trees. At the time, spaghetti wasn't common in Britain,
so thousands believed it. Some even called the BBC asking
how to grow their own spaghetti trees. In two thousand
and eight, the BBC released the Hard Case Nature documentary

(08:55):
clips showing penguins flying thousands of miles to South America.
It's good from the BBC. Nineteen ninety eight, Burger King
released a left handed whopper.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
I like that from Burger King. I like that.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
It's like Leehart's releasing a range of snacker changing chips
for intermittent fasting, so that chips to be eaten in
the afternoon and none in the morning. The New Zealand
Herald once reported plans for a second Harbor Bridge underground,
so it was going to be directly underneath the Harbour
Bridge that was already there. We've had Marmote flavored chocolate.
We have had the pickle pies that we were discussing

(09:27):
before from McDonald's. Actually a good idea, come on McDonald's.
And then this morning we've got the KFC carrots that
have come out. Okay, and jury who's texted from Lincoln Rerickins,
I saw up and go vegetable flavored up and go,
you guys big April Fool's Day pranksters.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Not really, but I would be a big fan of
eating a Zinger KFC carrot.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Yes, I would be good for you you reckon.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
No, not really, but I think that it was definitely well,
equally good and bad.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Probably Rudy Ever pulled a wacky April Fools jape. Nah,
but what about any radio career. You've got a long,
extensive radio career.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Must have been swap studios at some stage with another
radio show.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Ruder.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
I think there was one of those things where another
radio show came in and suddenly they were doing the
radio show and then there was text coming through and
you're like, oh, I don't know. I was listening to
JJ in the morning.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
I thought it was going to be blah blah blah blah.
It has to be that sort of thing somewhere on
that line. Well, what should we do then? Should we
do a wacky Jape's?

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Good question?

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Good question?

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Got anything up your sleep?

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Well? I was thinking, and this would have taken a
bit more prior planning yesterday, but I was thinking, we
should do a jape where we just don't talk for
the first hour and just get an hour of sleeping.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
I feel like we've almost done this before.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Yeah, but six Twenti's probably did a bit too late
to be bringing that up. I'm gonna go and grab
the heroll too, Except they've done any wacky japs on
the front page this morning, three four three.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
If you got a great jape for us, and you
could tell us secretly as well as then we could
pull it jape off. Maybe you need some jaked.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Well Jake people, Jerry and the Night, the Hoary Breakfast,
your latest sport headlines.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Thanks to export Ultra the bear for here All Black
Ardie Savia reportedly believed he had entered international retirement after
the last year's end of yet defeat to England at Twickenham.
The Herald has revealed Savie was prepared to walk away
from his contract with New Zealand Rugby. Selvie has understood
to have become disillusioned with the amount of the sport
he was playing at the time and that he was taking.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
It was taking away from his family. He's taking away
from his family? Was he anyway?

Speaker 1 (11:40):
New Zealand Rugby had no plans to release him from
his contract, but he has since reconciled that's under the
provisos some of his test workloaders balanced. Once he returns
from Kobe, the team coached by incoming All Blacks mentor
Dave Rennie. Does anyone understand anything there?

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Okay? Here we go. Someone sort of trying the six
read yep. The Herald is saying that he felt like
he was playing too much rugby last year. Okay, and
so when he comes back, he's going to and choose
which tests he's going to play. Okay, That's what I'm
reading from that. Because he's got a new contract with

(12:15):
the New Zealand Road because they want to keep them.
It didn't seem like too much rugby when when the
Kobe Steelers wanted to pay a million dollars to go
over there, did it no? After it just signed with
mine on PACIFICA. We really let him off the hook
for that one.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Warriors sticking to an unchanged thirteen for Easter Sunday's NRL
League trip to Cranulla. Is it a league trip?

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Yep, it's a league trip. They're going on a lead trip.
Is a league the big sture doing one? They're done
a league trip? Would you just say that it's a
league trip? Just are you saying chet GPT's running these year?
Is that the allegation that you're going to level here?
Because no one's ever said league trip.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Well, it just sounds like a bit of a kind
of a holiday to Crnulla that involves some playing a
rugby league, but it's mainly a boys trip.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Like a wellness trip.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
I like that we've changed that, we've kept the team.
I like that Tayne to a pecket because he didn't
finish the game at fullback. Chans got switched back to
fullback there and I was wondering if it was a
bit of a defensive issue, that maybe that we needed
our organizer back there. But I like chance at center.
I like Taine to a pecky at fullback. Up until recently,
the Warriors have been a team that doesn't can't withstand

(13:22):
having a player like Taine to a peck at fullback.
This is why res Walsh wasn't right for us. We
need a defensive organizer at fullback. I can truck a
bit of seed and that's what Chans is. But I
feel like we're good enough now, despite despite recency by US.
I feel like we're a good enough team that we
can have that we need that twist on the end
of the punch that tained to her picky brains. So

(13:43):
I want more.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
I want to know more about this league trip. Are
they doing any wellness on that? Should we set up
a league trip?

Speaker 3 (13:49):
A league trip? Here's an on air brainstorm NRL league trip.
Well this isn't it to go to the footy and
brizzy Oh okay, yeah, your own and relegation threatened Tottenham
Hotspur Football Club unegotiating for Roberto Deserbi to become manager
with seven games can we go back to the Warriors.

(14:10):
Mitch Barney has been ruled out with a broken thumb.
Have you seen that four to six weeks now, Never
mind all this chat about league trips. That's the headline man.
We just got back from an acl He's had some
bad luck with his body. I know. I mean he
puts it through the wringer, he does. But again, this
in years past, this would be something that would bring
our team to its knees. But at the moment, you know,

(14:31):
Jackson Forward up until last week was the Dally M
middle leader and now all of a sudden he's just
gonna have to step back into those massive and meaningful minutes.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Yeah, she's not a big man. Mitchell Barnett saw him
at ground level. He is not a big man.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
He's a tough man.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
He's not that big.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Comes from a good dairy farm and stock. No league
players much shorter than you would think.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Everybody apart from Tane tu Opicky is exactly the same
heighten worries.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
It's a classic hallmark of rugby.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Look exactly Sex five.

Speaker 5 (15:06):
Five, Jerry and Night, the Hiarchy breakfast.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
I've been in the market for Do you remember when
we used to get we used to get bands to
read little IDs for the station. Years Old Jay did
one that was absolute doozy. It was high in New Zealand.
We're Old Jay and you're listening to Radio HIERARCHI sorry,
is that how you say it? Oh, hierarchy, Radio Hierarchy.

(15:35):
It was one of the it's not an easy one,
that's one of the best, non easy one for your
overseas guests. Yeah, we still play Old Jay. I think
I suppose we're going to put more food fighters anyway.
So I've been on the hunt for a new podcast
because there's only so much. I can listen to the
jerrym and I Haidak Breakfast Show podcast two or three
times a day. Just love hearing my own voice. Man,

(15:57):
it's good. You get over the you know, when you
hear the sound of your own voice recorded back to
here and people are like, oh, yeah, well, you know
that never goes away.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
No, I remember the first time that happened, actually recording
answer phone messages. Yeah, and I remember the first time.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
What the who the hell is that? The idea of
what you think you are and then what you actually are.
It's a long way away, do you know. Apparently part
of The reason why your voice sounds so different is
because you Because your voice comes from within you, deep
within you. It resonates through your bones and your head,
and that's what sounds way deeper to you versus when
you hear it out loud. Because the sounds reverberating through you,

(16:36):
that means it's way deeper than what other people you
put your If you put your hands.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Around your ears, you can't do it because I've got
headphones on. But if you put your hands around your
ears and you can't and face them forward but you're
cupping them. Yeah, if you're doing this, if you're driving
a car, now, just take your hands off the wheel
and then just put you around your ears. That that
sounds like what you sound like right there.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
I don't want that AnyWho. So I was looking around
for a new podcast list. I stumbled upon the Rumish
Ranger Nathan podcast name. You'd recognize him. He's one of
those UK comedians on all the TV shows they do
over there. Yeah, he's on last one laughing at the moment. Yes, yes, great,

(17:20):
love that. Go and watch that if you haven't already.
And I would just say that he's got one lazy eye.
He's that guy. You'll know him. You'll know him if
he saw him. Anyway. He's got a podcast and on
this podcast he interviewed Brian Cranston of Malcolm in the
Middle fame. You may also know him from Breaking Bed
and they got talking about Breaking Bed and got to

(17:41):
talking about that one scene. I believe it from memory,
just off the top of my head, without looking at
anything or reading anything. It was season three, episode two. Yeah, yeah,
who can forget where Walter White throws a large young
Cap pizza onto his roof and a fit of rage
after Skyla refuses to let him into their home. The
scene is famous because actor Brian Cranston Lenna, the pats
are perfectly on the roof. Now run asked him that

(18:03):
was off the top of my heap of did how
many tykes did it take you to get that patsa
on the roof? Is it true that you got the
pats on the top of the roof?

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Fast guy?

Speaker 6 (18:12):
Yeah, there was a massive pizza and he says, you
got to throw it up on the roof, but you
can't be trying to throw it it's just out of frustration. Yeah, yeah,
and it was so heavy. Oh my god, So I said, well,
I think I can do it. We're going to put
monofilament on it so we can pull it. Well, let
me try one where there's no monofilament on it. And
they placed the camera. I see the camera, and I

(18:34):
see where you want it kind of and so, and
I just flung the thing as hard as I could.
And I didn't see where it landed, because I don't
care at that moment, as walt where it landed.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
I just wanted to.

Speaker 6 (18:49):
And I get in the car and I pull out
and I drive away, and I hear the chatter on
my walkie talking in the car. Oh my god, it's
like it's perfect. It landed perfectly. It could not have
been more perfect. And everybody was so stunned. The director said, okay, good,
Oh that's you really can't do better than that. Let's

(19:11):
go again. Why I'll never be able to do that again.
You know that that will never happen again. So we
didn't do it again. It was like, if you got it,
you got it, let's move on.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
See you can go and listen to that podcast. It's Adaizy.
He tells a lot about Knolcolm in the Middle and
breaking bed craps, on a bit about his stage production
stuff at the moment. But let's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Brian Cresson, what a voice. Yeah, he's got a beautiful voice,
doesn't it. And also taught me something about monofilament. I've
never heard of that word before.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
He's very monofilament focus.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Wasn't he filament? So that's like a little bit of nylon,
like a nylon string?

Speaker 3 (19:50):
Oh right, like fishing wire, Yeah, like fishing wires, monofilament.
It ever called it fishing wire before?

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Jeremy Wells in the Nice to It The Hurdarchy Breakfast
reading yesterday.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
I don't know whether it's an early April Fol's joke
or not. That vaping Apparently, new research out from an
Australian review has found that nicotine containing vapes are likely
to cause lung and oral cancers. It can no longer
be considered found the study safer than smoking.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
Wow, I mean certainly the next morning after a hangover
it it feels safer than smoking.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah, well, how do you well, how do you feel
the next day after vaping, after being heavily on the
vape than you do heavily on the daries? What feels better?

Speaker 3 (20:35):
Vapes by mile on mile. Yeah, that's interesting. The problem
is you can't smoke a dary on the toilet, no,
and you can definitely vape on the toilet.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Herein lies the problem with vape, I don't sure, is
that they are much harder to detect. Vapes from a
parental perspective, yeah, than cigarettes. You can't smell them, despite
what a lot of kids think that you can. But
I don't want to tell my kids that you can't,
but you actually can't.

Speaker 6 (21:04):
No.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
This is like the die in the pools where if
you go number ones then everyone can see. Yeah, you've
got to keep that lie going because otherwise you can't
smell them.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
You can't smell them. You can smell them initially, but
then after a period of time they disappear. And I
know now in the on the airplanes they're saying, oh, no,
we've got vape detecting, We've got vape detecting alarms or something.
It's like, I don't think they do. No, I actually
don't think that's the.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
Die in the pool. Yeah again, yep, So there must
been a lot of people vaping on planes actually, now
that I think about it.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Of course, Ara, Yeah, of course are and look at
schools and toilets, you just can't. It was a genius
maneuver by the people who sell nicotine and want people
to be addicted to nicotine and their neictine products.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
It was the most genius maneuvera moving people off these
bloody things that you've got to grow tobacco for for
these bits of plastic that have this other nicotine delivery
device in them.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
Yeah. I saw it. Someone cut a vapor in half
the other day and was like, by the way, when
you're vaping, this is what you're inhaling. And it was like,
you know, the inside of a vape is not a
good looking thing, isn't it. No? But also like I
don't think anyone thought it was I don't think it
was like, oh jeez, I thought it was unicorns and rainbows,
and I was thinking, no use today.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Isn't it amazing that So if you're buying food or anything,
it haspless the ingredients.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Yeah, But on a vape, it doesn't have the ingredients,
doesn't it.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Nah? Well no, on the outside of the vape, Like
you know, you can buy a bit of playstack and
you're inhaling this thing and then it doesn't say it's
got the extra tried you know, nitrous oxide or any
I don't know what it's got innate.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
Well, what I want to know is is with a vape,
you could put just about anything in that thing. Why
aren't they putting ventilin in there? You know, so it's
an esthma inhaler at the same time as a vape. Well,
who knows that they're not? I mean you would. I
know that they're not because when I wake up the
next morning, I can't bloody breathe. But what I is
I wish they had put asthma medication inside of vape.

(22:58):
How long until they did it? How long until they
put protein? And a vape? Oh? Your protein, so that
I can have my protein?

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Gals, I see that these studies they used they used
mouse studies, So with their little little mouse vapes.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
Get them on the vapes? Yeah? Or are they hot
box in the mouse cage?

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Case reports biomarkers studies in humans, chemical analysis of the
ingredients and nicotine based But I mean that they still
can't prove it. It took a hundred years to prove
that that there's a relation between cancer and smoking, So
you gotta it's gonna take.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Years and years and years.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
By that stage, you're going to have a whole generation
of people again addicted to nicotine popcorn. Long Yeah, paying
paying the money to the vape companies. Text on three
for three hat team. We've got vape detectors at the
skull I work out and they definitely work. Are they
sure that they work?

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Came through on a text. Yeah, I'm not sure. Yeah,
you don't know when they come from. So what's the
long short of all that? We're back on the duries in.
I don't know did we land? I don't know we
landed anywhay?

Speaker 7 (24:00):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast. Jerry and Mini
the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
So you may have heard in the news there that
Tiger Woods has turns out he says that he was
looking down at his phone.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
He was distracted.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
He was then having a look at changing radio stations
when he clipped a trailer and the car ended up rolling,
did himself quite a bit of damage, but.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
He managed to change the radio stations. Did he potentially
stumble upon ours and then drive himself off the road deliberately?

Speaker 1 (24:31):
No body knows exactly what was going on there, although
he did take a breath test, and then he didn't
have any alcohol in his system.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Yeah, however, and then he refused the urine test.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
The urine test, and in Florida, which is where he is,
that's an automatic DUI in that situation. Yep, they go,
if you don't want to do the test, then bad luck.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Straight, what if you can't go number ones? That's a
good question to do. Then I don't know, it's good.
I suppose I only need a couple of little droplets.
So then what happens there? Like, do you do you
think you'll come back? Because there was no physical injury,
was there despite the fact that he rolled his car.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
No, I think he was uninjured. He crawled out of
the vehicle because it was upside down. It was a
full roll.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Yeah, they did.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Police did find prescription painkillers in his pocket.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Right, But I mean, he's had a million back surgeries,
into league surgeries, and he seems to be in a
lot of pain. Yeah, there's that time he overdosed a
white woman back in the death Yeah. Going back to it,
you've got to say, what is it with cars and
Tiger Woods. I mean, there was the two thousand and
nine fire hydrant crashep where he was cruising along in
his Cadillac in Florida at two thirty in the morning

(25:43):
and just drove straight into a fire hydrant because they
have those weird American style fire hundreds. It's set up, yeah,
but actually go about forty feet into the ground. So
when you hit one of those things in a Cadillac,
it stops, it's not going anywhere.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
So you got facial lacerations from that. And obviously that
sparked the inquest into his life, into his infidelity, all
that sort of stuff. They're all started in two thy
nine with fire hydrant situation.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
Then he was good for.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
About eight years, and then he was found asleep in
his car with the engine running.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Well, he's tired. He's a professional athlete, you know, you
guys get it.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
In Florida, and toxicology reports found a cocktail of a
Viking and xanax.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
There were five drugs, right, nicotine, vali in vick, and marijuana,
xcent alcohol basically yeah, cocaine.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
No, okay, no, they were all they were all prescription
medication of this case. And then and then he's all
good for four years, and then he had that really
major incident in twenty twenty one where he rolled his car.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
Yeah, that one screwed his league up. Man. After that,
he was he was like asking if he could use
the cart at the Masters and things like that. Like
you never see him without pants on. I mean obviously
need some of that pants, so we never seem shorts.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
You ever see him in undi's nowadays.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
You never see him just in his undies. You never
see him just in his tidy whities. And that's I
think the downfall of him.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Yeah. So he suffered fractious to his right to be
and fibula along with significant ankle trauma.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
Yeah, and they reckon that he never really recovered from
that trauma, but this one he doesn't. I don't know
why we both developed sweetism at that point. But what
do you think he'll will let's have any impact on
his career?

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Do you think, Well, it's funny because the other day
I think I maybe said it to you. I watched
him in a press conference and he was chatting away
and they said, oh, are you going to play the Masters?
And I looked at him and I thought, man, you
look really man, you look puffy, and you look really
over it and grumpy and angry.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Yeah, he just didn't look good. No, and he doesn't
need any more money. He was he had announced that
he was going to go and play in that indoor
league that they do, which he's he's one of the owners.
He's one of the owners, So he's going to go
play in his own competition. That seems like tax forrud
But I think at least if he doesn't return to golf,
and that's good for Steve Alker because he just turned
fifty the other day, Tiger, and that means he could

(28:08):
play on the what is it the champions that Steve
Alker has been cleaning up on, So that's one lest
person to compete with him.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Yeah, I don't know if I was Tiger Woods, he's
clearly troubled.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Trouble from Jeff on three four A three. I think
we can all take comfort. But it takes an absolute
loose unit like Tiger to be very good at golf.
We should try less to save our sanity. That's from Jeff.
He needs to drive better. Tiger would simultaneously the best
and worst driver. Hamish wants to know if it was

(28:43):
a V eight golf cart that he crashed.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
No, it was a land Rover.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
We'd have to think. So all right, well, let's go
roll your car after this, Jerry and see if it
fixes our golf game.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Jerryan and I are joined the complay the Hidaki Breakfast
discussion group on Facebook for more.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
We're just talking about Tiger Woods and the news that
is out this morning that he says that he was distracted.
He was looking at his phone and then he was
changing radio stations, possibly onto Radio Jacky as he was
coming around that corner and then clipped the back of
that truck before he rolled his land drover.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
Well, I think he flipped over to this radio station,
heard what we were up to, and then deliberately drove
himself off the road. But again we don't know. There's
more details to come. Have you ever rolled a card here?

Speaker 1 (29:30):
I have rolled a car. I've been in a car
that I've actually been in two cars, three cars that
have rolled.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Okay, remind me not to get in the car with you. Yes,
one of you, the New Zealand Tiger Woods. One of
them I was driving, and two of them I was
the passenger in. One of them was terrifying.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Ashly. I think I must have been fifteen and my
brother and I were coming over the hill in Corimandel
and my brother would have been probably nineteen. Wasn't going
that fast actually, but it was treacherous conditions in a
Suzuki Vitara.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
One of those like if you're going to roll the car,
it's Suzuki Vitara, would be it. Yeah, it was all
it was.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
There must have been a nineteen to ninety one Suzuki
Vitara and around we came around the corner over the
top of the hill there and right at the top
of the hill in the Coromanda, and then we came
down the other side, a big sweeping right hander, and
the back of the car started to go out short
wheelbase those cars, and then next thing you know, we've
gone over the other side of the road. We're down,

(30:28):
We've gone down a bank, and then we are rolling.
We're rolling that batara.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
Moving to move our hands upper hands down, back up,
back up. Tell me what you're going to do now.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
I had the dog on my lap. I just called
the dog forward from the back seat, and unluckily I
was holding onto the dog because the dog wouldn't have
fared very well. We're in a seat belt, so we
ended up upside down. The no, I was holding the dog. No,
the dog was all upside down with me. And the
weirdest part thing was I remember I remember specifically that
these the tape we're listening to was Bob Marley Legend,

(30:57):
the Best of Bob Marley and Three Little Birds came on.
And in those days, because the car turned off, it'sd
of stalled. It was a manual installed. And then and
then in those days when you kick the engine and
then the tape player would come back on again, and
it was everything's going to be all right, but you
hanging up, so I down had to clip out of
the seat. But it was it wasn't good. It wasn't good.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
How about you? No knock on wood. I've not rolled
a car myself, but I have. I know of a guy,
and how should we call him. I'm just looking around
the room keazy and he it's not. It's not keasy,
by the way, I just want to make that clear.
I'm just trying to think of a name to protect
the person that they were driving home from a rural

(31:42):
pub and at a certain point they came off the
road and they slid the same similar situation to you.
I went through a fence into a paddock off you know,
the side of the road, and down a boom and
they rolled and when the car came to it was
a ute, it was on its side, and they sort
of came to themselves and we'll, okay, jeez, this is

(32:03):
no good. They heard a cop coming, had obviously seen
or had been reported. I don't know how long they
were down there for they unclipped themselves from the seat belt,
slid down the bench seat into the passenger seat, buckled
themselves back in and pretended to so that when the
cops came and they opened the door and they were like,
what are you if? You man? We know? And the

(32:25):
best part about that is the fence that he crashed
through was a fence he had put up just that week.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
No little a simulation. They're not going to fall for
that one.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Macary, we know you've done it.

Speaker 5 (32:40):
Jerry in the night the breakfast.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Can I share a story with you guys, please?

Speaker 3 (32:46):
And that's all that we've got time join us.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
I have seen a few things in my time, and
sometimes you know, you don't you don't always choose your
family members. But I'm very I'm you're very blessed to
have very loving, kind, wonderful family members. Everybody in my
family is a person who contributes positively. I've got to
say this, We've got a no hospital pass, no hospital

(33:13):
past policy in our family where you don't throw hospital
passes at people.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
That's kind of the role that was instituted after your
teenage years, wasn't it.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Absolutely I dropped my parents in a lot of times.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Your mom's just standing at first receiving your entire child,
just getting skilled.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Although she has checked me a couple recently literal hospital classes.
But anyway, it's a different thing. The other day, So
my mother in law is making her way to Australia
later in the year, maybe in a couple in a
month or so, and she's heading over there with my
sister in law and my nephews and they're going over

(33:51):
there to do treat and born but essentially, yeah, they're
going over to do some CrossFit. So she's going over
and helping out. So she realized that when she gets
over there, she's going to have to catch an ober
And she's never called an Uber bubble and she's never
downloaded the Uber app. She lives out in the country, right,

(34:12):
and so she's sort of got in touch with Telsi,
my partner, and said, look this, I'm going to have
to catch some ubers while I'm over and Brisbane. And
I said, oh yeah, I'll download the app for you
and you just push the button and it's all pretty simple.
And she said, I don't know if I'm going to
be able to do that. You will be able to
do it.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
It's so easy.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
It's really easy. It's just it's almost easy than catching
a cab. Yeah, you'd sort of say way easier, yeah, yeah,
and say She's like, oh, I don't know. I'm sort
of I just need to make sure that I'm going
to get it right. And I think you'll be fine,
don't worry about it. Really helping her throw. The other
day she came over and she said, I think this

(34:53):
is a good chance to maybe do some uber practice
and tellsy and I said sorry, and she said, should
we catch an uber because I'd like, I don't want to.
I want to make sure that I get it right
because I'm.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
Going to have my You don't want to be catching
an over in your and have my nephews there.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
You know, I'm going to have my grandkids.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
And I first experienced overseas.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Yeah, overseas, what might happen my Australia language barrier, cultural
differences and these are the issues. So she gots like,
we do not need to practice catching an over She's
like look, she put her foot down. She's like, this
is for me. Okay, this would just pop my mind
at eat.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Look fair enough.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
So we all took a deep breath yep, and we
got on the app and we called an uber. Well
I didn't, but I was there as the uber was
brought and we did some uber catching practice.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
Great, did you consider because obviously you've taken the uber
and you've ordered it on the app and things like that,
did anyone ever consider maybe having a practice uber where
you were the uber driver? Jery like, oh, let's practice
putting it in the app and turning up. And then
they go out and it's like, oh, how was your day,
and questions like you are lunch cricket? How long have

(36:08):
you been how long have you been working today? It's
been a busy day.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
That's always a good question making.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
That would have been maybe entertaining ruder, but that was
not entertained, and that it had to be by the
Bok ditching the uber So where would you catch an uber?
Do you think if you were doing some uber practice,
because then you've got to catch two ubers, you've got
to catch it somewhere, and then you got to catch
it unless you want to catch it somewhere and then
change your finger.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
But that's kind of an advanced maneuver. That's an advanced maneuver.
I would catch it to my local sporting stadium, because
that's most likely the kind of thing you're going to
be doing when you practice things, Jerry. As you know,
it's important to get game reps, so you need to
practice it the way you're going to do it on
the night. So I would I would suggest things to
your mother in law, like what to do if you

(36:54):
are about to spew in the back of an uber. Ah, yes,
you know what I mean. I would reckon into her
having fifteen beers and then trying to add a stop
to an uber on the way home so that you
can drop your mate off.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
We are so far away from this, I would.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
I would suggest to her potentially practicing having an argument
about splitting the bell despite the fact you actually can't
split a bell on Ober with your mum because she's
never been in before either. Okay, these are the things,
the sort of factor. We caught it to the pet store.

Speaker 7 (37:23):
Jerry and the Hodarkey Breakfast, Jerry and Mini, the hold
Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
It's time for the It's academic Sigmala, the show one
hundred dollars Bunnings about you up for grabs. And we've
put the roll of honor up on social media. And
my missus pointed out last night that neither of our
high schools are on there. No, nicely, that's because we
are dumb about six of them. None of your No,
one of yours is well, no, no, what was all

(37:53):
the bloody vinnyviitty vichy shit you guys are on?

Speaker 1 (37:56):
I mean, Fido Savannah is both must be kept. That's
St kennegar In College. But I didn't go to Saint
Kenningham College. It was one of the few schools I didn't.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
Go to Dunce. All right, here are the schools that
are on the academic role of honor. Titong A Boys'
colleget Value Memorial, Queen Elizabeth Newland's Shirley Boys Times two,
Sacred Heart College, Mackenzie, Francis Douglas, Saint John, Saint Peter's Times,
two Stratford Times, two do your All Fungatay Times, Two
White Tacky Boys, Saint Kendigan's head totone College, could College,

(38:23):
forest View High School talking to Ashburton. I don't know
he high School, Whymere College, Carmo is still owe from
two poor old Camo. Let's get James on the line morning, James,
Welcome to the show and more dinner. You're a teacher, James,
Yes I am. You must have written a few quizzes
in your time. Yeah, I have. Are you in any

(38:44):
competitive pub quiz groups? James, Not at the moment, but
I have been. Yes, Yes, James, you just do well
at this.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
What are you teaching, James.

Speaker 6 (38:56):
I'm a primary school teacher and auditier primary school.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
Let me ask you this, James, how is the handwriting
of the next generation? Uh? Yep, we're still doing an
old school. Oh good on you.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
You're still doing an old school because I know there's
a bit of a pushback to get away from the
device based learning.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
Uh huh, which is a good idea. James is a
coiled spring. He wants to get into this. What high
school did you go to? James? I went to Kelston
Boys high. Okay, Kelson not on the list at the stage.
There's a lot of famous rugby players from Kelson, aren't they. Yes? Yes,
I think there is. And so was Graham Henry the

(39:36):
headmaster when you were there, James, Yes, he was, Yeah,
strict Yep was he strict? I can imagine he would
have been. Okay, let's get into the questions. James is
going to get three correct out of five fifty dollars
Bunnings voucher.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
One hundred dollar Bunnings vouchure up for grabs. Actually, which
artist had the nineteen eighty six hit is Lebernita? Is Liberita?

Speaker 7 (40:09):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (40:11):
Ritchie Valentine?

Speaker 1 (40:13):
It was Madonna? Beyrout is the capital of what country? James?

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Lebanon? Correct?

Speaker 1 (40:21):
What position? Did all Black Grant Fox regularly.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Play first five?

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (40:27):
He did?

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Okay, you just got to get one correct.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Chared Kruger is the lead singer of which band?

Speaker 1 (40:35):
James? Uh, Chared Krueger, Chad Kruger, Chaed Kroger, Oh Kruger,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
Okay, it's Nickelback. You've got to get this one right, James,
Come on.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Blanche, Dorothy, Sophia and Rose were the four main characters
in which nineteen eighties sitcom about old women.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
Golden Girl jows, I knew you could do that, Beauty.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Yes, one hundred dollars Bunnings Voucher winging its way to you,
James and Kelston Boys high Features. Now we are itching
it onto the It's academic roll of honor, etching it
right now into the Google doc.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
Good on you, James, thanks for listening, Thanks for playing
as well, quietly hoping that that was going to jackpart
to one hundred and fifty dollars for a Thursday just
ahead of Eastern But we reset and we go again
fifty dollars tomorrow for its academic The best way to.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Catch up on what you missed the Hurdacky Breakfast radio show.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Podcast talking about Uber earlier on My mother in law's
heading across to Brisbane. If anyone's interested, and she is
practicing in New Zealand catching ubers before she goes international
with that.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
She's gonna have to deal with a couple of cultural
differences over there. They're very chatty. As the first issue,
the Uber drive man. We got to ears chewed off
by every available Uber driver while we were over there.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
I think a lot of those guys just do it
for the company.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Yes, one hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Should retirees.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Anytime I get into an uber and they've got some
sort of wacky set up and they're like strip lights
or something like that, you know, or they offer you
a lolly or something that's like, you know, through the
side of a penel vent. But I'm always like, this
guy's going to chew my heir off. You should just
learn one line in Arabic and then they'll just leave
you alone. I'm I'll be Can I ask you guys

(42:25):
a raw, open, honest question. When you guys get into
an uber, do they put my fem on? No? Never,
I thought all of us did that? Is that right?
Every time I get in an obit they put my.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
I know, that's never happened to me.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
Uber racism there Just quickly before we get into this update.
This is one of my favorite games to play, fellers.
Can we get up our Uber ratings?

Speaker 1 (42:48):
No? I don't like this game. I don't like this game.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Very disrespectful to Uber drivers. Cast your votes at home.
Who do you think is going to be the highest?

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Yeah? How do you reckon?

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Three four eight?

Speaker 3 (43:01):
How did you taken Uber quite often? Yeah, same, you know,
quite often. I'm probably one a week maybe, yeah, well
something like that, well.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
To because you're going to get there and then go back.
Probably yeah, maybe a couple of times. But I mean
I love reasonably close to the city, so it makes
a lot of sense.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Most recent uber for you probably not smart on Friday, exactly.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
Yes, I would only do it for let's say, large
work events because I live quiet a distance. The way
it ends up costing me in a llegue.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Yeah, did you stop using it for cheating a because
you can track it? Is that? Why is that why
you weren't using it for a bit?

Speaker 4 (43:36):
I'm not sure. There's nothing to do with my rating action.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
How often are using yours?

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Minaye?

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Because I know that the issue that you've got is
that your work and home are on a similar streets,
on the same street. One of them is an ev
one of them is a street. Honestly, probably once a quarter,
once a financial quarter, once a financial court. No, no, no,
once a financial quarter. I'm ordering an uber around the
wrong way. I've literally got in a car drunk at
home and then just been drop off back at my
house again.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
I don't know what you can do about it. You've
got to do something.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
No I have. I've saved them. I've earmarked them or whatever,
bookmark them as home and work. So now I can't
get them around the wrong way. But trust me, that'sok
a long while to get there. Okay, So you don't
use them very often. I use them quite a bit.
Jury uses them quite a bit.

Speaker 6 (44:17):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
So how do we want to reveal this? And do
you go first? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (44:21):
I'm a solid four point nine four point nines okay,
point nine flat. Yeah, I've obviously annoyed someone at some point.
I think I can pinpoint which night it was. I
made a real miss of the house, but I think
it's probably that one.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Oh okay, that sounds like a soiling fee. There some soiling.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
Involved outside for you, like right outside.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Yeah, I can judge you for that.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
They can't judge you for that.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
They came all the content of what I was talking
about on the way home.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
They can you for that? Got into your menisphere stuff.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Jerry, I'm four point eight two. Yeah, but wait for
a second. The reason i'm four point I blame acc
hit g Lane for that because he had a shocker
and him and also the duchess who used to work here.
She was the marketing person here, the duchess, and she

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ended up. I ordered her a couple of ubers once
at a Christmas party, and she declined both of them.
I kept trying to send her home.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
And she just show back up again. She kept showing
back up like a cat. That's why she's the duchess.
Me four point eight eight, four point eight yes, above you,
but I have fallen victim at the hands of the
acc right with Master Joe Jurry. I reckon gave my
writing a hiding after being overserved at the pub the
other day.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Lane just texts me through his number, obviously listening. He's
four point ninety four. This is the disappointing thing because
I sent him home from the pub. He needed to
go home. I sent him home in my uber.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Yeah, and he's four point ninety four because he didn't
sully his own uber. He likes to sell the other
people's Glenn sticks through is four point nine sex good? Yeah,
it's very good, very very good.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
And who writes this four point nine good.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
On your Glenn? Someone else sticks through before and said
there is a simplified version of Ouber four oldies if
you want to try all people that feel a little
bit overwhelmed by the generic homescreen. So we went on
the app found it there is.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Yeah, you go into your sittings, actually go into your
profile zone, and then you go into the account.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
I think it's called and then simple mode and then
go down. And then the first question to ask you
after you activate simple mode is would you like to
make the text size larger? There we go.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
And I would say yes, So I will be sending
this to my mother in law.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
I like it, I'll on the show. I think I'm
going to run it.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
Simple mode makes things simple.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
Who would have thought?

Speaker 5 (46:47):
Jerry Edmnight the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
The game where we know we know that well, we
know whether they did or alive, but you don't, and
we ask you whether that did or a life.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
It's very very simple. It's where we know them, that's
where we know people. That's where we name five on
one armed people. You have to tell us whether they
did or a like, oh, eight hundred Hodaki eight hundred
four to eight seventy five, will need two callers on
this one mini.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
Yeah, that's right, it's give us a call now. Eight
hundred Hadaki eight hundred forty eight seven two five one
hundred dollars on the line. It feels it feels like
it's going to be an easy thing to do. But
once the the lights get bright, and once you're playing
against your fellow Hodoki Breakfast listener, it can get tense.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Once your phone doesn't work, probably all sorts of things.
We've got Sam from Walklhorm on the line.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Morning, Sam, How are you mate? Are you still an anethetist?

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Sam?

Speaker 7 (47:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (47:41):
I am?

Speaker 1 (47:42):
How's the world of anesthetics?

Speaker 3 (47:45):
You guys got a file on me? Oh yeah? You
worry about your blood type? Still ow positive?

Speaker 6 (47:52):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 4 (47:53):
Actually again, you.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Don't have a direct line through the Tiger Woods by
any chance, do you?

Speaker 3 (47:59):
Sam?

Speaker 2 (48:00):
I know you blew it to lead them off my phone.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
Are you still living at number seventeen? It's the last
place you were living at number seventeen.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Oh yeah, yeah, OK, maybe not too much more information
about Sam the uneathodist from Auckland.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Sam, would you like to test your buzzer for dinner alive?

Speaker 1 (48:17):
It's your name Sam?

Speaker 7 (48:19):
There?

Speaker 1 (48:20):
It is sounding good and you're going against Ian who's
calling him from christ this morning? Ian?

Speaker 5 (48:27):
Good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
Are you an anesthetist there, No, not at the moment.
Have you been vicious anethetized recently? Ian? Not recently?

Speaker 6 (48:39):
No, like anethetized myself.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Yeah, I heard you're got anesthetize on Friday afternoon. That's
all we're hearing about you, all right? You know how
that works, trying to test your buzzer. It's your name.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Ian has had a little bit of general recently. Okay,
can you detect the anesthetic in side of Ian?

Speaker 3 (49:03):
Sam? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (49:05):
Maybe just a bit of kidd of me.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
I think, oh no, let's get into that.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Okay, before comes to Okay, one hundred dollars up for grabs,
one hundred dollars buddings about your red hit actress, No
one for movies like the Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Sam, Sam.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
I don't know who it is, but I don't know
her name, but I'm pretty sure she's alive.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Yeah, Molly Ringwell did her alive? She's alive. She's fifty
eight years old.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Which one is just going to email?

Speaker 6 (49:44):
I got a text.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
And you're also one up.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
You want to answer that or should we keep going?

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Keep going?

Speaker 3 (49:50):
Okay, you're not getting You're not going to call up
to the hospital.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
I can multitask, go for it.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Number two, co founding member of the Beach Boys, Brian
Wilson Did her alive?

Speaker 3 (50:05):
Sam? Sam?

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Brian Wilson is fuck.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
Yes, you got that good guess from Sam Ian wake up?
What do you give people to wake up after they've
had their general anesthetics?

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Sam, I'm a.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
Cup of.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
All right, come ony, and you've got a buzzer on this.
One American sailor who had three wins in the America's Cup,
Dennis Connor did her alive?

Speaker 3 (50:39):
And Dennis Connor is, Yes, he is.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
He's eighty three.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Here comes here, he comes storming home.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Two to one Sam, actress nine for sitcoms like Step
by Step and Three's Company. Suzanne Summers did her alive?

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Yes? Sam?

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Suzanne Summers is.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
Thinks you're alive?

Speaker 1 (51:02):
I Susan Summers is, Sam.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
You wouldn't want to You wouldn't want to lose.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
To someone who's, you know, half an ethetized.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Would on Fridays.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
All right, Sam versus Ian final person former leader of
the Soviet Union macau Gorbachev.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
I think it was I think Ian is. I believe
he's did he is? It's the come behind victory. Wow,
it's a victory for an It's a victory for kiddermine,
isn't it? Go to.

Speaker 7 (51:51):
Jerry and Midnight, the hold Ikey Breakfast, Jerry and the
hold Iarkey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
So the big Show getting back to Brisbane for the
NRL Magic Round thanks to boystrip dot co dot in
z it. I find this massively triggery.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
Yeah, I know same here and I just don't like
my chances have been able to weezle the my way
onto this one.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
They're calling it the three Peet apparently because it's their
third year in a row. You went last year with
them and I you shold me down the river.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
Look, I negotiated pretty pretty well on my behalf.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
I think, yeah, fine for you, not so good for me.
I meant to have a steak dinner that they were
meant to be paid.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
That's all behind us, man, No, that's all bought and
paid for that. We're squired now, let's not go back
through that. But this, unfortunately for us, we're not gone.
That doesn't mean you don't have to, that doesn't mean
you can't. Rather, we just played the little cool to
q to Corp. And I think we're going to chuck
some people in the drawer.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
I've got an idea. Yes, okay, so we're not going
on this, are we?

Speaker 3 (52:50):
Apparently not?

Speaker 1 (52:51):
There's no chance that we'll be going on this.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Why don't we sabotage ship by trying to get and
put into the drawer the biggest pieces of shit that
we've possibly can great idea, therefore making it a little
bit negli for them. How about that.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
Some pieces of shirt, but the biggest piece of shirt
we can find in the drawer, and then send them
over there with the If we can't have fun over
at Magic Ground, then nether can the big show.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Exactly, We'll send some pieces of shirt across to the
Magic Round with the pieces of shit here radio, okay, okay,
let's go to the phones.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
Who's first, It's got a Josh morning.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Josh. Would you describe yourself as a piece of ship?

Speaker 5 (53:29):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (53:29):
I can be the biggest piece of shit you need
to me to be gets me over to the Metic Ground.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Okay, all right, you're going. We're putting you in the
We're putting you in the drawer anyway, Josh, So good
luck with that. Good on you, Josh. Let's go to
Ben Morning, Ben Fellers. You're a sales engineer. Would you
describe yourself as a piece of ship?

Speaker 3 (53:50):
Ah? Yeah, I think so?

Speaker 1 (53:52):
Okay, good on you. It's not saying about you.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
You're going on the drawer as well. You're in the
drawer stuff. Let's go to Max online two. Max, what
do you do for a job? Wait for the jobbers?
The problem? This is a real problem, massively problematic.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
Still put them on the drawer.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
Sound like a real nice guy, Max? Don't the job
for you? Oh you're still a bit of a PiZZ
of ship? Can be all right, Max, we're going to
chuck in the drawer.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Man put your I mean, who can't be there?

Speaker 3 (54:23):
We go. I don't trust that Josh Man that first one.
I really don't trust him. It seems like a massive
piece of ship. Oh goodness, Catherine six and and she's
a massive piece.

Speaker 5 (54:38):
Of Jerry and MANI the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
We were talking the other day about that that Lewis
through documentary Inside the Into the Menisphere. We got you.
You've seen it, haven't you.

Speaker 4 (54:54):
I haven't seen it. I've just seen bits of it.
And look, it feels like there's some people I know
that I are a lot like the people in the Yeah,
maybe a lot like the people in the documentary.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
Oh really, Okay, what are their names?

Speaker 4 (55:07):
I'm not going to let's say, not to incriminate anyone,
let's just say Kezy.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
Yeah, all right, Keysy's got one for the Minisphere.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
It's got one.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
It's Ezy.

Speaker 4 (55:19):
I'm just using Kezy as an example of a name
it anisphere.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Well, I was thinking when we watched that. I was like, well,
is the Manisphere potentially underserved here in New Zealand. There's
not too many. It's a big thing in America obviously
and in the UK, but are there people serving the
Manisphere here in New Zealand? And, like, do we potentially
need to move the show a little bit further in
that direction because there's not a lot of Manisphere stuff
out there. What news Dog said, it's been doing for years.

(55:45):
It's a different version of the Minisphere, I would say
on Newstork s B.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
But but look, there's a lot of certainly a lot
of money to be mopped up in the Menus and
the Minisphere. A lot of fourteen fifteen year olds, those
fourteen fifteen year oldlf spend money.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
They will so part of the manisphere looks maxing. You
heard it looks maxing. I have. It's the process of
maximizing one's appearance or their or their looks looks maxing.
And so dades are doing. Influencers can make a you know,
get a massive following doing this kind of stuff. Maybe

(56:16):
I should do that for Operation Gravy Train. But that
they're all sorts. Obviously, it starts with going to the
gym all the time, eating very well, but it gets
as extreme as hitting your face with a hammer. So
apparently there's a part of like you can hit your
cheekbones and your jawbones and then I guess it creates
inflammation or something happens to where it makes your your

(56:37):
jawbones and your checkbones a bit more pronounced wow. Obviously,
other things you can do around surgical procedures, injections and
the kind of stuff that Jerry gets done.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
But I know what happens in these situations because there's
someone else that started to think that I sun beard
and that's still going strong.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
But you need to suggest these things and.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
People go, yeah, I heard on the radio THATDDI.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
Yes, but what you did to Gore and what you've
done with La media and Hamilton and you know what
I mean this is this is karma for all that
kind of stuff. But yeah, so there's looks maxing art.
There was an article in the Herald about Kiwi dudes
that are starting to get into looks maxing. Oh yeah,
And you know the other part of looks maxing mogging.

(57:25):
Mogging is where you've looked maxed so hard that you
look amazing and you just can't stand next to another
dude and he looks like chef compared to you, and
that's called mogging. I mugged him. But look at this
guy in this photo versus him, he's mugging him.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Oh wow.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
So yeah, I just wanted to bring those things to
your attention and if we could potentially try and looks
max on the show so that we can mog other shows.
I've got got a hammer here if you want to
smash your smash your cheekbones.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
I'm in too.

Speaker 5 (57:52):
Jerry edmondnight the Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Earlier about Tiger Woods and his propensity for rolling vehicles.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
Yes, you mentioned that you had been involved in three
car rollings.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
I have been. I mean, what do you well, It
depends on what you quantify as a car rolling is
a car rollings that have to do it a whole
rolling poly full three.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
Sixty or even one eight, I will accept even ninety
just on onto its side, okay, so off its wheel,
off its wheels to me, is rolling?

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Okay? Well? Three three I've been one that's gone multiple
that was in the Vitara in nineteen ninety one ninety two.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
That's the one that you told earlier this morning. And
if you missed that, you can go back and listen
to the podcast. But we had a text through saying
we only got one of the three stories of Jerry
rolling cars where there was a roll car there is
one hundred percent of story.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
The other another one was at Topel Bay driving back
late at night. I don't know why someone took a
corner poorly. I was in the back seat and into
a ditch over we went terrifying. And then another time
when I was driving to the commander. One of four
people in our family. Our family consists of four. Yeah,

(59:04):
my brother, myself, my parents. All four of us have
had quite full on accidents on the way to the
Corimand and.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
You were saying you were worried about passing those jeans
onto your kids a little bit if the Wells family
notoriously have a role in them.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
Yeah, and I came around the corner and there was
a cow and one was actually a calf in the
middle of the road, and you don't want to hit
those things, you know, to hit those things. And it
was dark, obviously, and I swerve to avoid it ended
up in a ditch.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
Yeah. Well, at that point you're at you're the cow man.
I just plow on, is what I've been taught. It
wasn't really cute about the life of the cow.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
It was more that it was going to go through
the windscreen.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
You don't want to count through you. So in each
of those instances, what did you do with the car?

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Written off? All of them were written off, but had
to get friends to come and pick me up. One
friend who was really annoyed that he had to sort
of it was a Friday night and he was going out.
I had to come and pick us up. Never let
me forget that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Actually, yeah, wow, she takes them back for the first
time and he was going to meet up there and
then you ruin.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
This is the thing. I didn't have a huge date night.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
Yeah, well, were ruined. Where does the cargo.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
The car in this situation went to Thames and the
assisses had a look at it, and a person turns
up with a tow.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
Truck right and a winch. Yeah yeah, right, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
All of the incidents involved tow trucks and winches. And
you stand there, it's quite sad, particularly if it's winter,
and you stand there and just looking at this car,
this wreck of a car. There's something looking at a
ruined something about a ruined car. And also you're running over.
You still freshen your mind of the experience of actually
when the car goes over, it's not not good.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
You ever rolled a car?

Speaker 4 (01:00:39):
Really, no worst car accident I've ever been in a
parking lot and a guy backed down into me. It
was really ter absolutely terrify to blame me. I was
only fifteen.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
It was very out man. I've been in a few
car crashes. I was once in the world's slowest car crash.
It was snowing. We were snowed in stuffy maty. Weird
to go down and get a feed and as we
came around the corner, another car was in our lane
and we're like, oh no, So my mate was driving.
She put the brakes on and we were sliding towards them,

(01:01:10):
and they were sliding towards us at about a kilometer
an hour, no friction and the world's lamest and longest
like we were yelling for so long we had to
stop and take a breath, get out of the car,
jurry in the night.

Speaker 5 (01:01:27):
The Hoarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
I had to think that The Hurdacky Breakfast is a
forward looking show. However, it is nice to look back
once a day and be grateful for things that have
happened to you. And that's this part of the show.
It's a gratitude journal that we run.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
Something we brought back from the wellness retreat. Let it
not be said that we just went over there on
the company dime and passed up for four days, all right.
We brought back some meaningful practices that we can institute
into our and implement into our daily lives.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
And you can do it home, including a breath work
with the lovely Sophie, a breath workshop, a fresh air workshops.
She really was breath of fresh air, wasn't she? All right?

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
Follows me on Instagram? Do you want me to start? Sure?

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
Okay? I am grateful for the good luck that the
gods have bestowed upon myself and my traveling companions. Actually
not being injured in three separate car rolling crashes over
my lifetime.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
That is a great point. Actually, it's a great way
to look at that. Do you think you're invincible? Maybe no,
I should go and roll your current cards here.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
You. I feel like I'm very, very lucky, very lucky.
What about you, minight?

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
I am grateful for the Big Show for taking a
few hard working listeners over the Matge ground for another year. Moreover,
I'm grateful for the opportunity to put some of those
listeners in the drawer, the opportunity to pick some massive
pieces of shit to go over there with them. Yeah,
that's wise, ruder, What are.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
You grateful for?

Speaker 4 (01:02:57):
I'm really grateful to Molly the boy Collie and also
her owner, Jessica Johnson. If you haven't heard, Molly the
Border Collie her owner jess fell down a water four
fifty five meters survived, and then Molly was missing for
a week, and then last night it was served up
the video on social media of the two reuniting. I realized,

(01:03:22):
I realized how beautiful the world is, and that it
melted my hard little heart, and so I'm so grateful
to have seen that video.

Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
You wouldn't you wouldn't have hit that dog with a
little rolled up newspaper, No, just on the snout.

Speaker 4 (01:03:34):
I would never hit or kick or choke out a dog.

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
Choke it, choke it out.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
We never suggested choke it out.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
She only Wells and the Nia Stuart. Find them on
Instagram at Hodarki Breakfast, Oh the hoad

Speaker 7 (01:03:48):
Ache Breakfast celebrate female apprentices with the Bunnings Trade Woman
and Apprenticeships Awards